Shutdown Fullcast - FULLCAST AFTER DARK: VENOMDERBILT BEAT AUBURN

Episode Date: November 3, 2024

Stop making people play South Carolina! We tried to tell you!Everybody make sure to take note of what Vanderbilt just did!Somebody finally really upsets Spencer!Let's look at who's bowl eligible after Week 10!WHY STOP AT #9WINDIANA?Holly has a gift (horse) for KentuckyA historic day for ClemsonA safely contained, OSHA-compliant discussion of Florida-GeorgiaSpecial guest Venom explores the intersection of personal finance and relationshipsDruids 4 USCNow back to VenomWe've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th!See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Hey, you remember that time we said we were going to key off Pitt, SMU? It sounds like SMU brought all the keys. Yeah, SMU decided that that was not necessary. SMU left no keys for anyone else. No, no. Oh, Pitt. We all believed in, what? Some of us believed in you. We believed that the things Pitt had been doing were difficult to counter

because they were so unbelievable. Sure. But unfortunately. Charging. Charging. Pitt. Yes. Now someone else is fucked.

Yeah. Hmm. SMU merely put them into charge mode. Now they will detonate sometime down this calendar. Okay. Okay. Okay. I know we haven't started the show yet.

The remaining regular seasons opponents are Boston College, Virginia, and Cal. Who is receiving the full firepower of the Pitt super weapon on that? Oh, wait, I'm sorry. That's a new schedule. I did this wrong. I apologize. Oh, no. Pitt has something actually much funnier waiting for it.

If you look at the last week. Mungstown State. Oh, who did they have? I think at this point you'd have to say it's Louisville instead of Clemson. That's the fire. That's going to be the recipients. I think it's funnier if they hit Clemson again. Okay, that's fair.

Are we starting to show yet? How many Pitt schedules are there? Maybe, maybe, maybe it only makes itself visible to us. You can measure the position of Pitt's schedule, but not the speed. I thought it was funny. Oh, do you know who I was looking at? I was looking for the funniest possible spot for Miami, not Miami, for Penn State. When it looked for a few minutes like Penn State was going to pull this out,

I was looking for the funniest possible spot for Penn State to cough one up in the regular season and there's really not one, which for a minute made it look like our prediction of, well, some of our prediction of Penn State to be the first team to sustain a home loss in a first round playoff game. Jason, I know, of course, has maintained that it's going to be Notre Dame this entire time. I think today only helped Penn State's case. That's true. But anyway, if you look at Penn State's remaining scheduled, the last game they have before the Bayton championship game is Maryland. Oof.

November Maryland. Oh, guys. Even saying it sounds funny. Yuck. Yuck. Well, Barf. I have something to say.

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You hesitate. I know. It's because when I lie, I stutter a little bit. That's it. You made a chicken noise, Ryan. I did. Why'd you do that? Because he's got a crow, bitch. Because South Carolina absolutely put it on Texas. We told them not to go there. That's true. But the league office had other ideas.

South Carolina gave Texas A&M the, I would say like a pretty full South Carolina experience that thing where they get up on you early and you're like oh what this shit's happening and then they fail to hold that lead and you're like okay normalcy is returning but then they're like aha bitch first quarter South Carolina is back here we are and they just they just made it look easy at the end against a Texas A&M team that after beating LSC we were like wow they've really figured a lot of things out figuring things out doesn't matter in South Carolina. Fugging things out is neither of those

team struck. We're not, what, he's base 10? We just free base here, bitch. Get out of here. Free base 10. There were so many. Speaking of which SMU is still playing. Still playing.

Still playing. Free basing. Still going. Still beating Pitt's ass. They really enjoy beating Pitt's ass is what I learned tonight. Man. There were so many

moments in that South Carolina game where Lenora Sill drops back and there obviously is a called play and routes being run and that doesn't matter because he has a onrushing defender coming at him and dodges him and just throws it to Rocket Sanders. That's it. They were playing backyard ball on fully 30 to 40% of their snaps. What if you built the whole offense out of having fun out there? Just having a little bit of fun out there, boys. It's not against the law. They've looked like this in a lot of games this year.

I guess Bama, it was the same thing. LSU is very similar. Yeah. Like, sure, you can apply a logical plan on defense to this, but that doesn't matter. No. Yeah, this also, by the way, goes for them on defense because sometimes at the break, you'll go, mm, that looks like a busted coverage. And it's a sack.

It's a sack because they have at least two linemen that you cannot really defend. Like they have, they have Dylan Stewart. And they have Kyle Kinnard, both of whom are just absolute nightmares. The only way, by the way, this is how you know it was fun. That game contained, I think the first sack happened in the fourth quarter. That's it. The rest of the time? Yes, that's right.

Yeah, the rest of the time, it was just sellers and read, just flying around out there and enjoying themselves. Like, every former member of the SEC West needs to write a letter to Greg Sanky. and be like this divisionless bullshit where a bunch of us have to play South Carolina is not something or Vanderbilt is not something we're used to or enjoy. We've got to go back to the division where you get like full credit for every game rather than like, oh, oh, you managed to beat South Carolina and then except for when you don't. These people all need to go apologize to like SEC East coaches of your fired, right? I mean a little more information there.

Yeah. Like, they need to go back to Will Mustchamp and be like, dear, dear, dear coach Must champ, it is very hard to win games in the SEC East. And now we know that for a fact. Okay. Ryan, do you think I actually am going to write a lot? I'm going to do it right now on air. That's fine. Good.

I think that's very healthy of you. Yeah. And then I, and then I, and then. We're writing old wrongs. What, what kind of old wrongs? Like Vanderbilt, not beating Auburn and Allen. Alabama in the same year since 1955. That wrong, now

righted. Hey, y'all were the one screaming about return. We're back. That's before my parents were born. Mine too. That specifically, that Vandy beating Auburn and Bama in the same year, that specifically is something we can thank Texas and Oklahoma for

because under the old division system, Vanderbilt would never play Auburn and Alabama in the same year when we when we had Texas A&M and Missou in the league at least there you can find some years before that where it did happen but when we were just pretty big SEC couldn't happen you had two West opponents one of them was always Ole Miss so it was just it was never going to line up ever again and then Texas and Oklahoma helpfully came in and said to you

Yellowhammer State we bring a terrifying gift It's Governor Diego Pavia. Here he is. I think that's the main reason. It didn't happen since 1955. Yeah, I think so, too. Yeah. Auburn and Bama decided,

listen, they'll never take both of us alive. As long as we keep the gatekeeper away from the key master, nothing bad can happen. Then again, it probably would have been a situation where Vandy beats Bama, Vandy wins the SEC East, Vandy faces Auburn, knocks them off. I think we're all used to as well.

Yeah. That was the other scenario. it's that Vanderbilt was too powerful and this entire structure was built up as a containment facility and now they're out, they're free and it was all those years of propaganda telling us the SEC East is bad

so we'd like, you know, so we'd think like oh, Vandy finished last in the SEC East they must be terrible. But really, no. It's upside down all along. The truth. So Diego Pavia is now 3-0 against 2-4-Ease. Yes! Yes! As a, uh, the average

spread in these games was 19. Do we want to all go around and take turns and say what our favorite part of this game was? Holly, what was yours? Oh, by far the part where after the final whistle blue, Vandy players just ambled around in the end zone as though nothing of consequence had happened. And then Auburn players tried to start a fight. Like Sims without a direction. No, just like, you know, no, just as though they had won a noon game on their home field. Right.

Like, just hanging around, like, you know, waiting for their, or, you know, if you've ever, like, watched players, you know, file out of the arena after a basketball or a hockey game and, you know, their parents are kind of waiting around outside. Like, they're waiting for their parents to come down on down from the stands and join them on Auburn's field. Well, um... I mean, I guess it isn't a big deal at this point, but... I mean, once you've, like, once you've beaten Bama, Auburn feels like just a, uh, you know,

when you're about to check out on the websites like Would you like to throw in one of these? Oh sure. I'll throw in an Auburn. Are you saying that they door dashed a win? Customers like you also were interested in beating Auburn on the road.

Would you like to upsize your Alabama by adding an Auburn? It's a dollar. You could get the driver to stop by a Coldstone and pick up an Auburn. It's on the way. My favorite moment from this was the Instagram Live

that Diego Pavia had running where people were taking turns Stone Cold Steve Boston shot gunning sprites in the locker room to celebrate. Oh, I love that so much. My favorite moment was ultimately inconsequential, but when Auburn

forced a three and out to get the ball back, they called a timeout with two. 201 on the clock. It was fourth and seven, and Vanderbilt had the ball at their own 37-yard line. So they were definitely going to punt the ball. So Hugh Freeze decided to use a timeout to, because on a punt, the clock's going to stop once the ball is dead. So Hugh Freeze used this timeout to save approximately seven seconds of game time. Didn't matter in the slightest, no. But it was just such a perfect, oh my God. Nobody has any idea.

idea what they're doing this vaunted like do we remember that Hugh Freeze was was brought in as like boy this is a coach who gets results this is a coach who knows how to build a program well I thought he was brought in to own the lives you know what I'm not sure that's going very well either he was mainly brought in because he was involved with teams that beat Nick Sabin twice during the era when he was the only coach who was paying players openly, and now everyone is allowed to play players openly. And Nick Saban is gone. And now he can't even get a transitive win over Alabama by beating Vanderbilt. Both of his claims to fame are moot, and now all he does is lose. One in five in the SEC. Is that good? He's got one. That's true. He does have the one. Now all he's got us,

I love that now all these guys is like, well, you know, I'm a deeply spiritual man. You're in Alabama. You know how many people have cell phones where they can talk to God? Like, at least 28. Yeah, you're not even a replacement level spiritual. Yeah. Please. So yeah, that was great.

Diego Papua, 3-0 against two frees. Oh, who by the way, okay, second favorite part of this game, Diego Papua doing an extensive on-field interview after the game in which he gave all glory to God because he is clearly the most godly man on this field he didn't cuss he didn't cuss for god like he did it home it's not even like it's not even like vanderbilt did the vanderbilt things like this is not how they

beat alabama this is not how they beat kentucky this is not how they hung with texas where it's like oh man when they have the ball they just drain all the clock and you're just constantly they're just constantly picking up third and four third and four after third and four like they'd barely had the ball longer in this game and the problem was that offensive mastermind Hugh Freeze could only squeeze seven points out of this offense well you know there really wasn't a whole lot in there it's like a tube of toothpaste Ryan you know you're trying to there's seven points of toothpaste in there that's all I could get out of the darn thing you know they don't call him Hugh squeeze how many some people do I guess if you pay if he pays you

$50, you do have to call him. Give me a little, you squeeze. Yeah. Oh, got him. God, finally somebody gets him to make a noise. Now I am the champion. There it is. Oh, wow, that got a commanding lead from Jason there.

Wow. Got to admit, that's a play actually, this happens like 13 hours after Spencer said, Disappointment Gusher. I was not incorrect. I'll get to that one. But first, with this win, Vanderbilt becomes bowl eligible. Auburn, to become bowl eligible, has to run the table for the rest of the year.

I bet they will. I mean, that would be beating Louisiana Monroe, Texas A&M, and Alabama. Doubtful, doubtful. You lost me at ULM. I will say this. It would make a lot of people very upset if they were in the table. I'll also say Louisiana Monroe's offense. offensive line coach is ready to go tonight.

So can we do a quick, can I do a quick roundup of the newly bowl eligible teams? I think I have everybody on here that join those today. Y'all, we failed to honor Bama last week also, so we should also rope BAMN. No, I think we did. Did we? Okay. I don't remember, but I feel like we did. I just want to make sure we acknowledge that Bama's bowl eligible. Bama is a bowl of you.

And even in this quiet week for you, you deserve that credit. Let's start earlier in the week. six and three Yukon bowl eligible team welcome to the promised land that florida state will never visit arizona state tonight got bowl eligible like quietly one of the best turnarounds that we've seen from program not necessarily not like indiana level but like really damn good uh on wednesday western kentucky i'm not trying to be Kennesaw State's accomplished all their goals this year. That they lost in Western Kentucky is not important.

Interestingly enough, Liberty, by losing Jacksonville State, still not bowl eligible. Still waiting on a little bit for that, guys. But I'm sure you'll get there. I'm sure nothing bad. Thoughts and prayers. This could be bad Wednesday night, bad Wednesday night, and bad Tuesday night all in a row for them. Colorado State got bowl eligible.

They're six and three. Georgia Southern got bowl eligible by beating South. Alabama, Toledo, Syracuse, and then Western, did I say Western Talking? Maybe I said Western Turkey. You do. You do. You live. Okay.

And then in some of the biggest upsets, Minnesota and Texas Tech getting bowl eligible with their wins today, there are some notable names that I thought would be on this list, but aren't. Nebraska, I'm looking at you, but we'll get to those games as well. Just, hey, great job, everybody getting bowl eligible. You worked hard, and I'm so proud of you. You get a gift bag, and you get a gift bag, and every single one you gets gift bags. Did you mention Iowa and Toledo and George Southern? I didn't.

I think I hit Georgia Southern and Toledo. You're right. I did not hit Iowa. Did you mention Colorado State? Yeah, yeah. Okay, I missed that one. Yeah, yeah. We can start with any of these.

I am increasingly confused as to why Caleb Johnson is not higher on the Heisman odds. list but steady oh my god every goddamn week that man is the bank just steady returns on whatever he's doing he's been awesome um Wisconsin just oh hmm ha at some point this has to work right you you pulled off the greatest coaching hire everybody thought of that off season I kind of want to go back and look through like the teams that got the like oh man what a coup of every coaching carousel because I feel like the hit rate is not that awesome at this I wonder if we can look at like 10 years and figure out the ideal grade to get on coaching hires is it actually like C plus it's probably C plus yeah this is holly's thing it's a then it's like

oh no everyone's looking at you now yeah hiring coaches is mostly random right I just listen I don't know how you can look at the mac brown just in Fuente cycle and not conclude that there's any kind of science to this we're right about mac brown It's all very confusing. We were, we were just early. Like, USC, four and five. Lost to Washington. Lost, continues to lose, like, one-score games where it's like, oh, not quite good enough.

And in the back of your mind, you're like, I don't think this should be a one-score game for USC. I feel like they should be up by three scores. And it shouldn't be in this position in the first place. But there they are, four and five, with an interesting road to maybe getting full eligible themselves. Maybe not. Yeah. Can I talk about, I have a, I have something on my heart. Oh, well, please.

All right. You know, Hugh Freeze lost again to Diego Pavia. That was a day of miracles. We're also going to talk about a day when there were some unanswered prayers because every single Penn State fan might have expected things to perhaps maybe go differently. I know that's not what they would say out loud because if you look at the recent history of Penn State versus Ohio State, then you would expect a two-score loss. That's what they've been.

They've been so consistent with this since about 2019. For the last like five years, six years, this has been a, oh, what a valiant effort. And you lost by double digits. And some different things happened and maybe the flow of the game was different, but you still lost by 10 points. And the minute that this game got to, what, 20 to 13, I was like, yeah, nothing's ever happening in this game again. Nothing. There is such a unique despair and a consistent despair that James Franklin has in the Ohio State game because every game is the exact same nightmare, all of them.

That's all you're getting from this point forward. And it's not like this has been back and forth and, oh, there was this one year that was close and then, you know, fell back into this sort of pattern. Nope, nope. You're a decade out from that, right? Almost a decade out from that. This is only getting worse. you're in a kind of stasis.

In fact, it's so predictable is to be almost a designed result that this is how you're going to lose this particular game. Believe he's won in 10 at this point against Ohio State, and it's only settled into a steady groove. One so bankable that you can probably hit it

within one or two points in either direction if you wanted to. If you see like a 10 point spread, it's over. It's probably like 11 or 12. That's where they are as a program. That's where they are in this game. and if you want to know why this is so frustrating once they got to the red zone on their last possession

they line up and they run the ball three times in a row three times big innovation they split a lineman way out and then they motion him back like he's a wide receiver and it was like oh oh my god and he's coldly like he's done it he's unlocked the danger in this offense they're actually going to do something in of it nope nope fucking run up the middle oh he's got your nose he's got it

It's wringling there in his hand. And I know, I know, if asked about it, if pressed about it, I don't know if he was at the press conference because I didn't see it. But if pressed about it, James Franklin will deny having anything to do with that play calling. He will deny and say, no, no, no, no, no. That was, you know, that's Andy's call. That's a great call there. Really, really support that call, you know, it was good.

It's exactly what I would have done. And I don't believe you. I don't believe you. And no one else does. Even if that's the truth, it's so consistent with the way everything else has gone with everyone else in this rivalry that you've employed and ultimately ended up blaming for not getting over that like you know nine to ten win to being 10 to 11 and getting over the hump of better teams and becoming a real power becoming like one of the best one or two teams

in the big 10 this is you would say that i would not believe you i i will not believe you because that's just in the DNA at this point by the way on fourth down they're like oh okay shit we got a pass why why you had that play in the whole playbook the whole time why didn't you use it it's the most fucking predictable shit they'll never expect it they'll never expect it on fourth and short i'll let drew aller pass could have done that on first down buddy did any of these runs or the past go to tyler warren no no you have a dangerous red zone threat you have like the design you have a guy that you've run wildcat with successfully in the red zone A guy who can not only catch a touchdown, but he can also rush for one.

And frankly, could throw for one if you were feeling real super innovative. But instead, I'm going to waggle 300 pounds of beef out on the wing like he's a wide receiver. And then motion him back in to do that same fucking Trent Williams play that everyone's been running for the past year, that everyone knew it was coming the minute he went into motion. Yeah. Penn State, it sucks, man. I don't know. Like, I don't know what you do with it because James Franklin's always going to be like that 9-10 win coach.

And this is what you got. It's not going to get better. I don't even think it has anything to do with James Franklin, honestly. No? Because when a Penn State team that was really struggling to move the ball in a lot of the first half, got that drive at the very end of the first half, gets this great catch to bring them down. to the Ohio State 3, and then immediately throws, like, the most cursed interception you've ever seen to blow any chance of even getting three points on that drive, like, the immediate feeling I had was, oh, there's the touchdown that will linger all game. That's the touchdown

that they will be chasing all game and never, never recover from and never get. And that's not any like math or whiteboard bullshit or anything it's just it's just vibes it's just there's just a certitude to it right you're just like oh y'all ain't you all aren't doing anything y'all aren't do it shit you know you know i think there is a funny flip side to this even though penn state was ranked number three i am confident that this will not count as like ryan day won a big game like i am so confident and this does not satisfy that requirement for him because it's the Ohio State fans are going to be like it's Penn State we're supposed to yeah I mean that like he's beaten them how many

times already like yeah this isn't the one that uh changes anything yeah yeah mutual and this year Michigan won't count either yeah only Indiana only Indiana can save Ryan Day if he is able to somehow somehow defeat them Indiana had to do something this week that they haven't had to do all season. It was a comeback. They had to fight hard on the comeback trail. They had a scoreless quarter. They fell down 10, they fell on a 10-0 hole.

Spencer, what was the score after that? 4710! They dropped the train on Michigan State. They came back and they kept going. Yeah. Yeah, they came back and they said, you know that seven we normally score in the first quarter backloaded yeah they went uh michigan state went up 10 and then michigan state did my favorite thing they ran out of points just just no more chips

i gotta watch the rest of the movie without a snack i'm so hungry so bored and indiana's like mom too bad i got a whole sack full of stuff here i got a hot dog vest what are you going to do about it nothing I am Again I'm sorry The Indiana thing Don't suck

If your team sucks Stop sucking There I liked Coach Siggs Quote this week That was like Yeah everyone's been doing

These three or four year rebuilds I decided to simply do it in one Oh shit Why didn't I think of that He has like The easy confidence of a real estate fraudster. And I'm not saying Kurt Zinetti's a real estate fraudster,

but like you understand why people get taken by schemes when you hear Kurt Signetti. Because you're like, oh, okay. Yeah, if you just make it sound easy and you're really chill about it, I'm like that. Yeah. Translated to real estate somehow. I mean, what if, like,

what is the whole Cignetti experience in Indiana so far, but it's free real estate, but real. It's free real estate. You can't lose it. You can't lose money. You can't lose money. other brokerages have to run an ad about how investing involves a risk of loss not sig bucks over here all right

value never goes down he came in with a gold watch and he smelled like dracar noir and he told me i was gonna be rich his hair was so wet how could i not listen to him he looks so slippery so of course i agree he was wearing an italian suit that's the nation of a efficiency and profit italy i had there ever breaks but in this case he's right it's amazing congratulations indiana your national championship is going to be unprecedented and incredible yeah so nine windiana after all these years yeah the prophecy has been realized it's real

and uh all those years we thought you know if we finally got here to nine indiana that wow what a season but at this point it's like oh god no we can't stop here not be a disappointment if we stopped here and and there's still 13 at least and they're still at least as of the most recent ap people they're still not in the top 10 yeah they're still 13 completely baffling like yeah it's not the hardest schedule but they're blasting the fuck out of everything in sight and you know what he gets to do gets to go right back to that locker room and tell the truth where Kirby's smart tells a lie, which is nobody believes in you, man.

Did you see your ranking? And they're like, Ghrr! And then Signetti puts his head on the pillow at night, and he goes, I know those fuckers at the full cast actually believe in us. He's going to kill us. He's going to buy us off.

That's right. That's right. Yeah, so if you want to DM me and send me a large amount of money to hate on you publicly, next week when you hear us saying, you know, like, Indiana is full of shit

It's a joke It's a joke They're just points merchants They're just points merchants They can't win if they don't score all these points Playing that fancy big 10 ball They're just accumulators Compiling points on the scoreboard is all they do

Like Let's just get a Miami-Indiana National Championship game Let's just have a full fraud national championship game at this point Boy, that'd be an exciting game. You've played no one. Now play each other!

Do you want fraud, by the way? I'm still playing no one. Fraud was the Miami Dute game because this final score in the Miami Dute game is 5331. If you did not enjoy the ebb and flow of this incredible matchup, let me tell you, Miami scored 21 in the fourth quarter.

This was an extremely close game, and then, magnificently, it was not. Have you ever watched a runner? bonk. Have you ever seen those guys in the triathlon who they're like, yeah, man, it's great going into the final run. He's ahead by 20 minutes. And you're like, oh, no. But we want to look at those quarters again. Yeah. So Miami 14. Second quarter, three. Third quarter, 15. Sure. And then fourth quarter, they score 21 points. They play like, I think I've finally made. on it they play like a maybe like a duke or a north carolina basketball team in the tournament

where you're like these fuckers they're constantly losing it half time and the third quarter super tight and then in the fourth quarter they hit 14 free throws and three threes and that's it and the final score looks really nice yes yes like that's the and you know what it doesn't matter because they still count they still count as wins yeah like Texas A&M lost by 24 you'd much rather be Miami right now. You'd much rather be Miami right now. Yeah. And Mani Diaz now gets to do the opposite of what Judge Heipel did

against Oklahoma, which is he gets to go to the locker room and be like, hey, listen, listen, this game wasn't about me, but I'm really fucking disappointed that it couldn't be. I was kind of hoping on you having a little something extra for me, and I saw that you didn't. And y'all are trying to get me fired,

and I'm very upset about that. I have no follow-up that good luck tonight was when i learned miami fans nicknamed him danny mias apparently so that was the information i gained from this cool uh should we should we discuss uh kentucky tennessee i would like to this is the only game i've ever seen that featured a full rugby mall no no really that happened yeah it wasn't it wasn't an important score though was it it was yeah yeah it was the game that it was the score that put this effectively out of reach.

It wasn't a historically important score, was it? Also that. It was. Dylan Samson becomes the season leader in touchdowns for the Tennessee volunteers in one single season surpassing some dude who's like tungsten Armo Doyle who played for like Dela. It was like a Degero type photo. But my favorite, can I tell you my favorite part of that? And if you don't see it on the replay, you almost can't see it happen is when

the entire team is trying to push Dylan Sampson into the end zone and Nico who has handed the ball off like 13 seconds ago at this point comes streaking back into the scrum to try and push him over the line and one of his no and one of his own linemen comes up Nico's already hurt one lineman comes up behind him basically falls on him and just like but Nico comes in like the flash like two thirds of the way through this just

still lend, I don't know, his height to create greater momentum, whatever it worked. He did run in like a toddler, right? Like, yay! Chill! Chill, dude. The rest of that game sucked and I don't want to talk about it. Our kicker is

haunted. But I have something special for Kentucky fans, because as our Kentucky friend, Reader John said I think when they're up seven, nothing in the first half, he's like, look, nobody's happy here. And that's such a beautiful encapsulation of the Tennessee, Kentucky experience.

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since the opening loss to Georgia, but just sort of looking at them casually through boxers, scores only. It's sort of like, okay, seems like they figured a lot out. Seems like, you know, offense is back on track. There is plenty of weirdness that happened in this game. There are multiple block kicks. Louisville got stopped Phil Moffa on a fourth and one when Clemson really needed to not turn the ball over on downs. But also, Kade Klubnick threw the ball 56 times and only had 228 yards to the air

make this make this make sense to me I am looking at this box score now okay I did not watch much of this game total number of plays for each team yeah all right now this is a 3321 game that Louisville won total number of plays for

each team Louisville has let's see 59 total plays yeah 59 yeah in this era that ain't shit. I would say that that's low end of average probably, right? Low end of average, yeah.

Clemson. Go ahead and say it because it's not going to make any more sense. They ran 101 fucking place. They dominated time of possession 3752 to 2208. They had more yards. They did not have turnovers. I was looking at this and I was like, uh, okay, that turnover column is going to be like four. No.

No, and seven of the Louisville points come off a blocked field goal that got returned for a touchdown. And there is another blocked field goal in here that wasn't returned. But like, so that's where some of the Clemson points that aren't here appear. They had 31 first downs. They were five for six on fourth down. Yeah. Debo, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah.

Yeah. It's, it was just super weird. I believe this is the first time Louisville's ever beaten Clemson as well. Ever. So that's fun and totally chill. We're having a lot of things like between Duke being in Florida State for the first time ever, Indiana possibly, like almost certainly, and no, I'm just going to say possibly because I don't want to jinx it, getting to double-digit wins for the first time ever.

There's just a lot. Like the only thing of that ilk that didn't happen was another upset around the same window of time, Iowa State falling to Texas Tech and ruining their chance at starting 8-0 for the first time in program history. But Clemson, yeah, like, I don't know, I guess in my mind I was just sort of like, well, Miami's going along, having a nice little season, and they'll probably, you know, I assume maybe they'll play Clemson at the end of the year because Clemson had that opening loss, but it's Georgia and it's early, blah, blah, blah. And now Clemson is not in the driver's seat for the ACC Championship King.

That honor belongs to Southern Methodists. Of course. Just casually joining the ACCC and saying, what, it's hard? The SMU pit rivalry, another thrilling classic in that series. Not really. Well, I mean, sure, I guess, like, it's thrilling to watch SMU just scamper up and down the field in a way. Yeah, they were up, what, 31.3 at the half? Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's, it would be great to pay more attention to this game, but I'm not going to do it because, God damn, final of 4825. And it was out of control on the first. This is the opposite of the Miami game where it's like, oh, you know, maybe, no, this was done by halftime, more or less. And SMU, I mean, it really, it's very hard to evaluate these things. but they definitely do feel like a team that's proved a whole lot over the latter half of the year. I mean, they started out pretty rough in the first few weeks.

Once I figured out the quarterback situation, done. Once they played Florida State and stole their ACC power emeralds and are now cruising along, whereas Florida State is done with conference play and finish the year one in seven. Can we downgrade those to ACC Power Diamond Dell? Yes, that's fine. I think those are like chaos nuggets. You've found the chaos mulch. What can I do now?

Chaos scrap. Chaos zins. Chaos. Because as Michael Serber... Oh, my God, there is a chaos dot horse. That I would have been disappointed if there wasn't, frankly. As Michael Serber would want me to point out, Florida State did in fact lose again to North Carolina, 3511. What a weird score.

How are you going to put up 11? Yep. That drops Florida State to 1 and 8 on the year. And you know what? They might, they might, they really might be the team that gives Florida a bowl eligibility. There's another step that we'll have to come before that. So it is possible. And I guess this is where we'll, okay, does someone want, I'll set a timer.

Spencer, you have two minutes to talk about Florida, Georgia. driftwood art dot horse and i am fine if we spend that two minutes hearing a horse horse website domains for the record can i point out before he says where he settled that when they were up 13 13 and when they were tied 13 13 13 and missed a field goal he goes that's what bad teams do and i was right it's true okay you have two you have two minutes on the clock Spencer, go. Everyone got injured. Carson Beck continues to throw picks at what I'm going to call an admirable rate.

I love it. Go ahead, young man, venture out there, take risks, break stuff. He's disruptor of a quarterback Carson Beck this year. It's Jacksonville. That's the motto. Jacksonville, break stuff. It is. It is.

Don't do this Jake Fromm shit. Don't, don't, don't, you know, oh, look, I threw 12 touchdowns. I'm responsible with the ball. Blah, blah, blah. Here's a six-yard pass. Yeah, here's a three-yard pass. Astronaut, horse. I had broccoli for lunch.

Mm-hmm. That's good. I don't understand why people manage to be late for things. I show up 18 minutes ahead of time. Every scum. Nope, Carson Beck's just out there taking chances, baby. And he threw quite a few balls to Florida Day. But it did matter because DJ Lackway pulled his hamstring.

So badly, they had to cart him off, which is a tight. Titanic hamstring injury. And then we put in the backup, who is from Yale. That should tell you what happened in the game. Not only from Yale, that kid has visible eyelashes. He looks like a Madam Alexander doll. He's too pure and innocent for Florida football. And I don't mean he wears eyeliner.

I mean, that's a young Sersher Ronan in a football uniform. And she was fantastic. That kid's bone structure is impeccable. What's he doing playing football? Spencer, you have 26 seconds. anything else go model for lancome i was actually pretty happy with the way they played okay this game went way deeper and way farther into the second half than i thought it was going to be and they're gonna keep billing me a beer for another year they're probably gonna no i mean really

they're probably going to keep them and as we've discussed on the channel six uh midweek uh broadcast it may be a good idea okay i will i'll sum up my argument from the channel six chat very quickly Florida's athletic department and collective and university structure and leadership as a whole are so fucked up that you're going to have to have a bridge coach anyway because you have to unfuck all of that before you get the guy who's theoretically going to be the next coach who's actually going to fix everything. So why not keep the guy whose stuff is already there is your bridge coach? It's less effort and you have so much other work to do. I'm only okay with that under the circumstance that he is forced to wear the Carlos Boozer hair spray the whole time. Love that. Yeah.

No, I'm down with that. I want him to look like a speed racer character. Oh, I just got to moon.horse. There. Florida, Georgia, disgust, done, and dusted. Horseface. Horse. Oregon just handled Michigan.

Like, I feel bad that we ever were like, I don't know. Oregon might be a little slow out the gate. Okay, they fucked around a lot in the first few weeks. They were on a long summer vacation. The Idaho game is the only one that's truly inexplicable, but the Boise State game... I think the Boise State game was a little inexplicable. At the time, right now, though. Yeah, sure.

Yeah, but coming after the Idaho game, because the Idaho game was, in hindsight, it felt the entire game like Oregon should be way ahead. The score is what it is, but I don't know. I look back on all of their games, and I think like, okay, this all makes sense. Yeah. But after two weeks, it certainly didn't. Yeah, okay. That's fair.

Michigan is the reigning national champion. That's the nicest thing I can say. They can't take that away from you. They can't. And they tried. They will try, but they can't. They might put an asterisk, but they can't take it away. They're not very strong.

It is very Michigan to be infuriated over punctuation. A superscript. It's just a footnote. and the footnote means we did a good job citing our sources it should be an end note so michigan you have to go to indiana and you have to go to ohio state which means you're going to need to beat northwestern at home in order to reach a bowl because nobody's going to go nobody's going to go win at indiana

okay i don't this i don't think we need to talk about this game extensively i don't understand what happened in overtime of northwestern perdu did anybody else see what happened and can better explain no but can i say how impolite it is for uh that game was the first quarter of that game was over at like 1235 yeah and i was thinking of course of our friend michael feldner and complimenting them uh for having such an expedient game and then they had the temerity to go to overtime yeah but come on but this is but in overtime Purdue made Allison that game is none of our business Purdue made an interesting choice that helped it not go to a second overtime. Purdue got the ball first, got stopped around like the

21 yard line, and had fourth and six. And they just went for it. They could have attempted a field goal. They just went for it. And they didn't convert. And then like, look, maybe it wouldn't matter Northwestern scored a touchdown on their next position anyway. But I just didn't, like obviously you see situations where teams don't try to kick a field goal in the first overtime. because, you know, they lost 15 yards and they're not sure their kicker can hit it. And they're just like, well, what, I get that. I just, I don't think I've ever seen that particular brand of it before. It was just weird.

That's all. This is, this is a very Purdue thing this year because it's the second time they've done this. It's the second time they've done this? They tried to go for a win, remember in the Illinois game. Yes. Back on October 12th, they tried to go for a win in overtime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. but that was that was very different they tried to go for two at the at the spot where everybody says yes you should go for two here

but then according to walters this is why he went for it if we would have been a little closer walters said rather than sending in freshman kicker spencer porath in that situation we felt like getting a first down would have been a higher probability and would also allow us to get into the end zone they'd been moving the ball pretty well as well so i was feeling like we had a better chance to win the game if we got that first down. Okay. I don't, you know what? I don't hate the logic.

That's fine. I just truly didn't know what was happening there. And that's all we have to say about Purdue dropping to one in seven. Which is the same record as Florida State. No, it really is. No, it's not.

One in eight. It's not. It's a better record. Don't take that away from Purdue. It's the same record as Florida State in conference. Mm, there it is. That feels better. and to be clear it feels pretty good

Diego Pavia is 3 and 0 against two frees and we can say that all night Oklahoma State is 0 and 6 in conference yeah listen is there anyone's brain

who is more who's like more of a complete pudding of conspiracy theories anxiety and terror than Mike Gundy's this week there is one person they're both with very orange.

Yeah. Let's see. The Big 12 preseason poll is a, it's a sight, man. It's fun. The preseason poll, Utah was picked number one, and okay, they've had a lot of injuries. Kansas State number two, okay, sure. Oklahoma State was number three, and they're currently last. Meanwhile, Arizona State was last, and they're going bowling.

BYU was 13th, and they're apparently unstoppable. Kansas State losing to Houston today. Not supposed to do that. Houston, yeah, is the team you shouldn't lose to. Not recommended. There was all the same. Yeah, Houston's figured some shit out. They're still very radical.

But they have figured, they've figured some shit out. Like Willie Fritz may be the world's worst interview. And he may have dead eyes and terrible quotes. Not supposed to dead eyes. They're just like Steamboat Willie's eyes. They're just like little shiny black cartoon orbs. So he's just over there. Like a doll's eyes.

Yeah. Being in Kansas State. And by the way, setting up a position that has to be a, acknowledge that I'm not entirely happy about which is that well I'm conflicted I'm very happy that Colorado may actually be in line for not only a big 12 championship shot but also potentially for ambitions past that um I'm also conflicted because I'm like I think Dion's full of shit but it's this mounting that like all coaches are full of shit it's fine he's just loud about the shit he's just particular yeah yeah right can I say something about Dion you know he does that commercial

where there's a Dion pigeon. The Dion pigeon. The Dion pigeon has such fucking swag. Oh my God. Like Dion, I'm like, ah, con man. Like, I just don't fucking trust him. Like, he just seems like he's completely full of shit in a way that I'm not particularly fond of. But the Dion pigeon,

I'm like, that's a cool bird. That's the coolest bird I've ever seen in my life. That's the curt signetti of birds. That is the current. So, yeah, don't suck as a bird. I think the line from any commercial that sticks in my head the most this year is when the Dion Bird says, and ball games.

Mm-hmm. That one really rings. Can we tour through some conference standings? Gosh, yes. So atop the AAC, Army and Tulane are undefeated Army blowing out Air Force today by the standards of a game between those teams. It was like 20 to 3, but that's translate that to normal football. It's like a million to nothing.

Army, one of five undefeated teams in the nation. Normal. That's sure. That's it. We'll get to the other five, the other four. They're not, they're just a normal too. They're not weird. ACC, Miami is one of those teams. That's happened before.

Yeah, it was called the 80s. And speaking of the 80s, SMU is also undefeated in conference. They've lost to BYU. BYU is one of the other undefeated teams. Again, it's the 80s. And then, so the big 12 title game, it really could be BYU, Colorado, for possibly a playoff buy, not just a playoff bid. Iowa State's also one loss in conference, but.

That's funny. Yeah, this is, that game, by the way, will be Colorado will have 500 yards of offense. They'll have 30 first downs and BYU will win by 18th. I don't know how. BYU will have like eight first downs and somehow we'll manage to get a BYU victory out of that. Two more undefeated teams, number one, Oregon and your Indiana Hoosiers in the Big Ten. Name a more bankable and reliable presence in college football. A more sterling brand, a more guaranteed exemplar of excellence than the Indiana

Hoosiers. I am not even fucking joking right now. I just want to point out that we were uttering the phrase 15 Wendiana on this show in the summer. So like what if the Big Ten hadn't expanded and it was Indiana winning the Big Ten East and getting like eight and four Iowa out of the West and that was the Big Ten title game. You're saying Huatu is an Indiana fan. This is my looking at the standings, this is what is horrifying to me. Or number one Oregon has scored 318 points this year. Number 13 Indiana has scored 101 more points than that.

They have 419 points scored this year. And given up fewer. Yeah, no. Yes. Miami has eight more points than them and has given up 80 more points than Indiana has. Like, they are just steam rolling teams.

Just beating the dog. shit out of people. Yeah. Flattening them. Conference USA, WKU, and Jack State are undefeated in conference. By the way, it's still alive. Wazoo leading the Pac-12. This week, they're still alive for that streak that extends to 95

Nebraska and 2004, Utah, where they're beating everybody by at least 14 points. Yeah. Like, it's insane. It's absolutely insane. Western Michigan, the only team that seems to be standing up in the Mac. Everyone in the Mac is always like 500, but WMU.

for an o'an conference. Boise State and your Colorado State Rams. Undefeated in the Mountain West. Bowl eligible. CSU Rams, my Rams, might I add. And then, yeah, and then the SEC, everyone has one loss, roughly. Except for Auburn.

We told them not to go to Columbia. We said it last week on this show. There are five teams here that have won last. It's bad. And, like, a lot of them are still going to play each other. Texas is going to play in them. It's going to be very chill. George is going to play tennis.

see again super chill super fun um i have a i have a game of that i would like to mention okay um that we really should have seen the signs coming that this was happening lane kiffin had a ball early in the old miss arkansas game thrown to him by jackson dart on the sideline um thrown out of bounds lane kiffin took that ball and threw it as hard as he could in the other direction and looked as angry as i've ever seen a human being i think it was the point at which he said that he like i think Dan Jenkins said this once. He goes, like real maturity is waking up, thinking about what you can do in the day. And then one day you wake up and you just think of all the people you've got to be mad at that day.

And that was Elaine Kiffin. Lankiffin crossed that Rubicon's day. He looks like an evil dad. He looks like one of the rival rich kids' dads in a youth hockey movie. Yeah. He looks like man arrested for fight at local marina. Right. He touched my boat.

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Hey, Iowa unleashed. You might be thinking, boy, I bet they've got a really balanced passing attack now. Now, wrong, absolutely wrong. Heading into this game, Iowa was 127th in the nation in total passing yards. They had seven passing touchdowns against five picks. They are somehow just doing the Brian Ference thing, but in Kurt Signetti style, what if it worked? What if it was good? I would simply keep running.

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they just they they they did drop I get it I get it but they don't have to house on them but that whole game had the air of lane making Jackson Darts smoke a whole pack of cigarettes only cigarettes were passing plays yeah like it did have the feel of one of those games and I know for a fact that Leacheth used to have like he coached like he was mad at Jackson

yeah he like where I can't really explain it better than this but if you saw this game you know what I'm talking about yeah like where he was where he would do things like, yeah, fucker, I'll make you throw four verts three times in a row. You scored a touchdown? Are you happy now? Are you happy? Did you like that touchdown?

I'm going to make you throw another one. Yeah, it was very petulant, very angry. It was very like the dad of the kid from the right side, from like the rich side of town who comes to join the poor kids team in a Disney movie. Yeah. Gordon Bob. It's that guy. Yeah. Did we get any explanation as to why Alex Golish absolutely did the post game fly by on Tom Herman?

Wait, wait, I missed this. What happened? Oh, my God. A year ago, when FAU was beating the heck out of U.S.S.F in Tampa, they did an on-side kick in the fourth quarter when it was like 49 to 10 or something. And they're trying to play this up as a rivalry, which makes sense. UCF is kind of gone. So this year, apparently there was like a two-point conversion or something very late when USF was winning. and Tom Herman was unhappy about that, I think.

Okay. But Tom Herman wasn't the one who, like, got Huffy at the handshake. Well, he was, like, pursuing. He wanted more than just a handshake. Huffy at the Handshake sounds like an Amazon romance. Perhaps he wanted a romantic relationship. This is an enemy's to lover's Amazon romance. Golish gave him a quick handshake and then just turned to leave.

Herman had more to say. He had feelings to express. He had to confess his affections. Who knows what it was. Goalish didn't want to hear it. You should have tried hugging him by the neck. But yeah, I think we're all being worked. They're working a promo for a program for this match this Sunday at whatever the next

pay-per-view is. They're trying to set up a rivalry here. Okay. Yeah. There's a lot of like, oh, how dare you score on us? And then, you know, next thing you know, it'll be like the, here's the Florida trophy for, you know, whichever interstate runs between these two. It's the road rage.

sure that's god that sounds filthy oh i'm sorry i invoke book talk the personal injury sceptor whoever possesses it shall terrify your insurance company and get you the money you deserve only they're the power of morgan can you be this powerful they know that that's that's real though that shit is real i like that john morgan quit drinking and was like hey man I really want to legalize weed. That's, by the way, if you want to know who, like, the biggest, like, legal weed, like, advocate is in the state of Florida. John Morgan, baby. Yeah.

For the people. No lie. I want to go back to one other earlier game. That would be San Diego State, Boise State. Boise State ended up winning this very handily, 5624, but you should know. Ash and Gene T people were saying, oh, he looks tired, he looks fatigued. Yeah.

You know why? He's looking at nine guys in the box every time he touches the ball. He still had 150 yards. He still had 150 yards. And he still wore them down in the second half because I believe he had something like 47 yards at the half. So it looked like, oh, well, got him bottled up.

Nope, nope. You just postponed 100 yards getting dropped on you. Yeah. And by the way, Boise State wisely decided to throw to all these open guys off play action. And when I say open, I mean so open that when I was doing screen caps for the newsletter, you have to zoom out because that's where the nearest defender is. You have to do the big screen cap, not the little one, because that's how open guys are off play action. So Boise State 7-1, 4-0 in the Mountain West, looking burly, intimidating.

God, we're going to have some big feelings about the first playoff ranking, aren't we? Big, oh, such a big feeling. Well, fortunately, we have, if we want to avoid the stress of playoff rankings, where is that? We can always dive into every other channel. I just can't handle

learning where Indiana ranks. Yeah, I think, listen, we're going to have to, why don't we put out a special episode on Tuesday just so people don't have to pay attention to the playoff rankings? You know, I've recorded just the thing. Oh, I can't wait. Thank you for your service.

We're going back to the well, so to speak. We're going back to the woods. But a different well. I am excited. I'm going to throw this prediction out there. I'm excited for Notre Dame to rank higher in the first committee playoff ranking than Miami does. Wow. Yes.

I sincerely think that's going to happen. Yeah. I don't know. That went over A&M lost a lot of luster. It lost something, but I don't. don't think the committee cares about losses that much. I think they care much more about where your wins are. And the Louisville win got better today. Okay. They have the A&M and the Louisville win, and they have the win over Navy, which is not nothing. And they looked good in that

win. Like, I think on balance, they will probably say there's more in Notre Dame's resume than there is in Miami's right now. Ultimately, it's not going to matter one way or the other. Miami self-controls or destiny, blah, blah, blah. But that's my hot prediction for what the playoff committee is going to do. They might as well just park Notre Dame at number five, just all-time number five, because they can't go any higher. So then, you know, just put them there.

Then you don't ever have to hear from any other fans or anything. That would be great. Like one of those barricades in a train station that keeps you from running too fast. That would be deeply satisfying if we got to the end of the season and Notre Dame was undefeated and everybody else had two losses, and the playoff committee was like, okay, so, as a reminder, This is what we have to do here.

So you agreed to this, remember? Because when we do the whole special setup of everything in college football, it's like we got this conference commissioner and this conference commissioner, and you, Notre Dame, you get a whole by yourself. You agreed to this setup. Anyway, you're ranked number one, and you are hosting Boise State in the first round that you are playing in. I really don't think we spend enough time on Nebraska losing the UCLA tonight,

but that's, it's too late. And, yeah, big, huge upset in the Big Ten. It's too late. Nebraska, you ran out the clock on this, unlike your game. And now the nightmare scenario of trying to find another win on Nebraska's schedule? I don't even, I'm not even having fun with this. They get to play USC. Okay.

Oh, that was money in the bank, brother. It fixes everything. USC is the new Nebraska anyway. They're even worse at losing one score games. Hold on. Hold on. USC only wins by other teams holding on, you know, to a lead late. And now Nebraska has to do that. Nebraska, the best team at doing that.

USC is even more Nebraska than Nebraska is Nebraska. Wow. Damn. Yeah, I said that. Yeah, Lincoln Riley's fucked. Never mind. A little note from the game tonight. That team, they threw.

through the ball 50 times, and they average 5.9 yards per completion. They ran the ball 29 times, and averaged 5.7 per carry. That's fucked up. Keep throwing. I don't like it. Keep throwing. Keep throwing. Let's just bring that average lower.

Let's see if we can get to like four yards. Just hire Jason Garrett already. Like, just go ahead. Just get Jason Garrett. it out there you see it's fine yeah he'll do he'll do great in an uh environment of constant unrelenting sunshine i am a real boy there are so many people in that usc i know in the old money USC booster club who look at him and they go god he looks great in a sport code looks great a blazer yeah but he's got a little bit of redness here so there's at least a like a sizable

minority that think he's a witch or irish yeah yeah he has he's a little celtic I don't know about that. Is he a papist? An Irish spellcaster. Is he a druid? Got to be so much more interesting if he was a druid. Practice is close because I don't want you to see all my bones. Yeah, we got everything we need for practice.

Yeah, we got snacks. We got cleats. We've got knee-o. Yeah, got antlers. Here's the snake. with butterflies that fly around the snake. Coach, you're just listing things that are on this tank top. Yeah.

I mean, it's L.A. I got it at free people. Somebody in the UC booster corps is like, oh, finally, at last. Somebody. A man of quality. Yeah, and that person is also like super rich. Yeah, they're like, oh, we have to listen. I've been waiting to align the meridians of this program appropriately for years.

Ready, he's a magician. and he does not run the ball run the fucking ball oh my god venom calling into fine ball no you know what I'd rather have him be a Georgia fan because can you imagine the mince meat

that Venom would make of Mike Bobo I was more thinking him calling into a West Coast radio show and doing this I refuse to listen to my French Papadakis just Venom walking into dog vent

dog venom It's dog venom now Don't get a Oh You find tiger droppings to be highly problematic Don't even suggest that Today

Venom Derbilt beat Auburn Venom derbilt Finally a victory For the private school But that is kind of What Vanderbilt's done Like Diego Pavia is the Aliens symbiote, but they let take over their football body.

He's everywhere. Him and Jerry Kill, yeah. Vanderbilt was just this mild-mannered good school that was like, I guess I'll let New Mexico State take over. I believe, so Diego Pavia is clearly, he's the symbiote, right? The symbiote god, of course, is Jerry Knoll. Yep. Yo. There it is.

I really hope there's somebody. It's 107. the morning. I really hope there's somebody dropping in on this show on their way back from a late game. Just in time to hear it's to see Carl the Conqueror say Dog Venom could take Bivo, have no one respond to this like it's anything

out of the ordinary. Jerry kill is the name Venom would make up if he was like Jerry. Venom needs to register for a public discount card. No, Venom's registering to vote man. He's a separate entity. Eddie doesn't vote for Venom.

Venom Venom's voting separately and not telling any. Venom making a homemade we voted sticker. I was not going to put my name on. We finally found someone who would vote for RFK. It's going to bad Dorito. No way, man.

Venom loves Dorito. I like his expansive view of what animals are for. All right. Whoever has, Spencer, I think you have the best Venom voice. Can you do Venom loves dilly bars? Venom love delibons Thank you

Eddie, go get them Go get them I'm lazy It's what you get Publux Venom is sitting there Which is Derek Hill Sending Eddie to go To go fetch him things

I mean yeah Should we go together Crazy John John 465 has a point Venom might have a controlling stake in RFK which explains the brainworm was yeah Eddie I don't understand schmuffins notice by the way that Venom left RFK Jr., Venom's like it sucks in there yeah Jesus Christ Eddie I don't even want to eat some of those things venom's the best Marvel movie do not at me

it's not even close it's not if there's no second place Yeah, I'm sorry. There's no other one where, like, Tom Hardy gets sick. Oh, God, Venom's the only acceptable man. Is the second place Venom 2? Yes. Yeah. I'm sorry.

Venom 2 is cinema. Fight me. I'll put my cell phone number in here. No, it's only 87 minutes long. Great. That's awesome. Make movies shorter. Yeah, and the Mona Lisa is smaller than you think it's going to be.

It is. Pretend that had syntax. Yeah. I think we've reached the end of the show I think we have I got some more horse websites Hey Venom remind everybody Who's the show presented by?

The show is sponsored by Brightest Brits I like that It's fearing a little Arnold Schwarzenegger But not too bad, not too bad They're both They're both big strong guys From somewhere else Wait a second

Wait a goddamn second Is Venom a lot? lost Harbaugh? He kind of is. Think about it. I think he has... Nervous birds. I think he has more Ohio State energy

for what it's worth. Yeah, definitely. I don't know. Really drunk Tulane student is also a very venom-adjacent. Eddie, Eddie's a journalist. Eddie, you pooped in that cooler. I didn't do that.

I don't feel like being best friends with a journalist is an Ohio State thing. Okay. Also, he models positive masculinity at all time. What if the journalist Pete Thamble, though? Eating Pete Thamble Eddie I brought you Pete Tammle skin You see the only good part about that

Is you get to do a Pete Thammle too You'd be like, hey, see here, Venom Oh, a wise guy, are you? Pete's kind of got that like 1930s gangsters voice He has the voice of a guy with a card in his hat that says press It really does Listen you schnucks, we're going to interview the mayor And he's going to give us the before

We're going to interview Venom He's going to try to give us us stick, but I need you to stick to your guns, because he's a real gibrony. We've got the truth on our side point. Now, see here, Venom. Venom, that's a real funny hat you got there. Yeah. I just did Pete Thamesis, Catherine Hepburn, and I don't know

why. Yeah. Back off, symbiota. I'm here to break the news to these people. They do not care. Democracy dies in darkness. Turn it to give me some three days now. All right. Michael makes a rear good point. Y'all are acting like Harbaugh wouldn't be the weird voice talking to Venom. that's true more tight ends benham that's insane that's it that's it just the guy like hey man

have you ever quit a human he's like only one only one the problem is if if jim harbaugh were venom ohio state fans would be like they have too many coaches on the sideline they're violated the rules someone is clearly talking someone is clearly issuing signals into jim harbaugh's head it's dipshit governor to unoutlaw science so that they could devote research labs to creating symbiotes for their sidelines. Listen, you can't, listen, I think Ohio State

and Venom are a great match, and we will wrap this up, I promise, but I do have to make this point first. Venom can change Ohio State. Ohio State creating symbiotes, that's how you get carnage. Gaines. Oh. Yeah, the game. Yeah.

We made one that's angrier. And red. He's red. He's fucking sick. Is he, like, trying to do anything positive? Not even a little. Hell no. He fucking sucks.

So, tell me, tell me, though, like... He's a total pain to be around all the time. He's not trying at all. Does he contribute anything to the party? Not a bit. He hates everybody. I brought ice. Jason is also making me realize that Gus Johnson wouldn't blink an eye

if Carnage and Venom showed up in the middle of a Big Ten game. It's the Carman. I call him Big Ridge. God, damn. Gus would get his name wrong. It's Spider-Man. Here comes Carnegie. It's Carney.

Velo. Vin, Vin, Vin, Vin. It's Venmo. Vin Diesel. You know what, though? These fellas are big. They're nude. They're from outer space.

It's third and eight. It's fourth and ten. That's right. Whatever. Gus is so here for the vibes, man. Oh, no, that's it. They're going to forcibly make me. They're going to force Ryan Day to be inhabited by carnage to give him a killer and stay.

We'll still be James Franklin by double digits. Every year. Okay. James sounds like my symbionist fear-based. Thank you for listening to the full cast after Dark. I am Venom. Why are we stopping the show? I've been joined because we're about to start reading.

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