Shutdown Fullcast - FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 8 College Football Recap / Somehow Also “The Horny Episode”

Episode Date: October 22, 2023

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Uh, we are, what are we, what are we, we have a timeout left, but we are spiking the ball. Who's we? Uh, Utah. Oh, of course. You play for Utah now? Oh, they're kneeling, okay, they're kneeling down. Once they defeat Florida. That's right. They win his loyalty?

Transit if we. They assume our essence, right? But then that, wait, shouldn't that make you an Oregon State fan now? That's not how Oregon State works. That's how Utah works, Ryan. Okay, all right. Only Utah has unlocked this skill. I see. Oh, this fucking skill tree.

I just, I got it to play again. Yeah. So what is Oregon State's unique skill in this? Chainsaw. In this. Chainsaw. Start game with chainsaw. Civilization entirely geared toward developing chainsaw.

Unlocked chainsaw. That is a huge boost at the beginning of any game. Any game you start out, you have like, press X to learn how to swing stick. In Oregon State, it's like, nope, we're skipping all that. Do you want to develop currency, system of belief, religion? I will cut people's arms off and take their currency. Chainsaw. Solves all problems.

Simply. Link, you must sally forth. Uts win. Uts win, baby. So awesome. Once you're riding a horse, horseback can saw. Oh, oh. A horse is loud as a motorcycle.

Would you like to develop religion? Yes, chainsaw religion. Chainsaw God. Chainsawes cut trees, which can be carved into objects. In my head, the way it worked was actual beavers developed chainsaws. They were like, this hurts, and this is tiring. And so we're going to develop this technology. Full cast after dark for men.

Welcome to the full cast after after dark. That was well enunciated. It started from a good bass too. Yeah. Really led from the hips That's right I led with the hips Brought the shoulders

Finish the tackle That's what I did Hey do you know Who didn't finish the tackle I'm gonna the sec way UNC The first thing I want to remind everybody Is tonight

As a 23.5 As a 23.5 point favorite I thought it was higher But go ahead Yeah it was 20th game time It was 23.5 Okay Over

one win UVA Who was winless in conference Win this against FBS. The only win is against Washington and Lee, I think. That is correct. And we should have known something special was going to happen because this game was on the CW. The former UPN and the former WB.

That's right. Action lives here on the CW. When are we getting our branded CW sports polos? Okay, can we talk about the polos? Okay, can we get blazers? only they look like they are they are navy like the CBS plagiers but every other way they're cut like gossip role uniforms so I think the thing about the CW broadcast is they 99% of it is like surprisingly really high quality not surprising to those of us who grew up loving WB and

UPN programming but like considering they do one football game a week it it looks great but then they cut to the booth and that's it's like it's like like when the it's when the illusion falls apart oh it's it then it's like oh shit this is a middle school morning announcement i think we do we do need to agree on something though the true spiritual home of college football across all networks uh is the c w no no no no no no the true the true spiritual home of acc football yeah it's the cw fuck the acc network no that's second place that's the most important conference right that's true therefore that is correct Clemson, Miami now re-knotted up against an overtime.

Wow. But first things first. In a game not important enough to make the CW. But first things first, let's finish up with the CW game of the week. Virginia, honestly, this could have been worse. In the final minutes, there was a fumble touchback situation where Virginia fumbled the ball at the back of the end zone. Everyone's favorite rule. um you know that and it ended up giving unc a a late chance drove down the field couldn't punch

it in but yeah uh it was probably a little bit worse than the final score looks for the heels it was also just like field position nightmare day for north carolina like they were constantly like i i'll admit i didn't i didn't uh watch the start of this game but the very first play says first and ten at unc eight guys what the hell What happened? That's not cool. And so many of their drives are like starting inside their own 25. And meanwhile, Virginia had, I think, three scoring drives that started at their own 49 or better.

It was just bad news bears all night. That's like asking my landlord to increase my rent because I want to grind hard. That's true. Like you're my toughest soldier. Give me tougher battles, Jesus. This is, by the way, I blame everybody on NFL draft Twitter who immediately dove over to the Drake May side. Because remember, you could only believe two quarterbacks are good, Caleb Williams or Drake May, and not both. Yes.

Right? So everybody who was like, oh, Caleb Williams blows now. I've been on Drake May this whole time. Oh, you forgot. Oh, bud. You forgot his lot in life is to play for a Mac Brown team just waiting to bite into the rich chocolate-filled core of a shocking ACC loss. somewhere randomly assorted in the middle of the season. Which part of it is chocolate

and what kind of chocolate? Let's see. This was the UVA flavored one. And it's Baker's chocolate. It's alcoholic. Yeah, it's UV. It's one of those alcoholic granny chocolates. It's like a cherry cordial, but it started to crystallize a little bit. It's a little too expensive.

Spencer, say Grand Marnieres, Mac Brown, please. Grand Marneux. Yeah. It was all right. You're deteriorating, not unlike Mac. I also like that we spent the first month of the season being like, wow, UNC beat South Carolina and FSU beat LSU and oh shit, Louisville beat Notre Dame. I guess the ACC, nope, the ACC continues to just immediately eat its own poop. All goddamn season long, the U.N.

The ACC is like, oh, boy, I'm really getting it together. Time to eat some poop. Well, that's what's in the, that's the chocolate filling that I was talking. about we were wrong it wasn't grand marnier uh yeah the ac is just got to ac this is what's going to happen life is going to be sweet you're going to be rolling down the road undefeated and suddenly you're just going to break your ankle right stepping into a pothole of uv that's exactly what happened i think the other thing going on here is uh unc is bullshit and always will be um there will never be a unc team that i'm like wow man they're really definitely good you know it's

Especially because, like, once they get to 10, once they get to 10th in the rankings, it's like, and now it's time to cool off. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no, stop. Like, I don't know if it's just bias from years of previous UNC teams that have nothing to do with this one, but I don't know. I'm just personally not capable of ever believing in UNC. It's also a little bit, it's like half UNC always does this, and it's a little bit like, oh, this is very Mac Brown at Texas. that too like like there are a lot of patterns here that you can find if you want yeah this is this is the iowa state or k state game a hundred percent right yes yes yeah where mac was just

like sorry i was i was i was too busy playing workers and resources this fascinating game where you run a soviet city like you're a central planner i object to the philosophies but as a gaming experience is quite satisfying i'm matt brown for carcassum i've been playing Settlers of Catan. I'm Mac Brown. Would you like to play drug wars? Damn right. It would, Mac.

Fuck yeah. Let's line up our calculators. Let's do this. Yeah. What a weird game. I guarantee you UVA students are the ones who are great at drug wars, though. Like, those kids fucking have crushed it on some calculator games. Oh my God, I figured it out.

I cracked it. Yeah. The Michigan State plane trackers were right. uh sparty is getting ready to hire urban and the hitler image was to make shelley mire and the other coaches all so welcome hi let's let's revisit several things about the michigan michigan state game oh boy there's really there's two things to revisit but go ahead which which one will you mention first well one uh we would mention the actual score of the game which was the worst since a fifty five a fifty five zero loss and like the late four Of speaking of the late 40s, the final score was 49 to zero. Wow. Yeah, 49 to zero. No, this game was over the minute it kicked.

Like the minute it kicked. But before that kickoff, y'all, there was something else. Jason had the best single summary of this. I will see on any corner of the internet about how badly things can go for you as a spokesperson for a college football program. And it's this, which is having to type up Hitlerapology. doc, while the team is losing 420 to its most despised rival is an actual sports info director nightmare.

Jason made none of that up. That is something someone had to do tonight in the middle of a fucking college football game. Like, in a season in which your coach is already fired for a legit off-field scandal. And, like, you're going to have a fucking controversies section on your 23 season page, like, plural. Like, that's, God. Like, it's going to start with your coach propositioning the sexual assault counselor, and it's going to somehow continue from there. Yeah, and then, and then things, like, I don't know, worse or better or whatever, but the badness

continued that's for sure so assuming that most people because they had other things to do weren't paying attention to michigan state jason why did somebody have to write hitlerapology dot so before the game which uh brief tangent it it you know after uh several days of everyone noticing that hey those michigan second halves when they really pour it on people those suddenly look really suspicious michigan decided to do that in both halves It was like 21 to nothing before, you know, before even looked up. But briefly before that, briefly before Michigan just took out a whole lot of feelings on Michigan State. There was a video on the scoreboard that it turns out, as Bubba Prague found,

was basically a YouTube trivia thing that evidently someone in Michigan State's athletic department just decided, ah, we need something on the scoreboard before the game. Let's just put this trivia video up there. That's fine. The play roll at the movies, only they don't have their own, so they took one off the internet. Yeah, like they don't have Maria Manunos or however, you know, that person or they don't have Nicole Kidman. Hey, Martin Rick does not feel good in a place like this. I don't feel bad for skipping Nick. They, yeah, and there was a screenshot of it before the game, and I think it was from a Michigan fan.

It went semi-viral, and it was like, I don't, this seems real, but I don't know for sure. You know, you can't trust anything these days, especially not on Twitter. But then the apology came. apology came then it was like okay let's go back and share the viral image because it's apparently real it's like it's not even like like uh look at hitler a clearly bad person it's just a graphic of like smiling hitler as if he's about to come out on the field and sing a song like he looks embarrassed to be there it looks like and now uh special guest hitler and like the other really fucked up thing i mean i well granted where do you begin here but like hitler was a fan of the real life actual Spartans it's the first thing that's ever made me think like they probably change their name at some point we've said on the show before how we feel about the Spartans I mean they were under they were overrated in every way like there's nothing actually cool about the Spartans not tonight they weren't they were properly raised yeah I don't think they covered

sir but like the Spartans fucking sucked not just um as far as achievements go but also like morally in the sense that like you know Hitler was a fan and like I'm glad we had the kind of audience where people aren't going to be like the woke liberal podcast calls for Spartans to be canceled because first of all they did the fine job of that themselves and then Jim Harbaugh

that combo right there two similar leaders in a lot of ways to do dudes who love being shirtless yeah love glory uh yeah I this is by the way for any parent just needs a couple of nose rings like maybe

a cartilage piercing Ace has pointed out that Michigan covered the over oh god oh god this is this is of course anybody who has ever but on YouTube for more than five

minutes knows that inevitably Hitler will pop up so you just don't leave shit scroll in Michigan State you know that the fact that all of this comes from I don't know just put a YouTube video up stuff of there, man. You would have been better off trusting a college student to make something, and that says a lot.

So we were talking about this before we got started, but like, there's so many better, like, I propose that they should put up the channel where you see a hydraulic press just smash things. Like, that feels like that would go over really. Like, as I think Ryan and Holly, I think you were saying before we started, you're doing Michigan's bit. They're the history school. Like, if this airs at Michigan, it would be like, oh.

well they're dorks for this they can't help it they're addicted to history this isn't your thing stay in your lane forestry that's your lane give us tree facts i just really should have done the peek at you thing i'm gonna say it again who's that Pokemon is Hitler it's Claferi fuck listen they've had a bad day USC at least the last time i was there had one of the best interstitial game segments I've ever seen, which is they would do player karaoke. They had player karaoke, and these were all in pre-taped segments, but they had like, you know, you would look up and there would be like half the O-line singing party in the USA on the JumboTron while everyone sang along in the stadium.

It was great. High energy, you know, high energy, you get to see the kids having fun, you get to have a little fun yourself, and I imagine a fairly low lift production-wise. And there's no Hitler. No, not in Miley's party. But in Michigan State's defense,

at least it wasn't fucking blippy. Like, my God. Listen, if we're going to redact one thing, it should probably be

in Michigan State's defense. There ain't much there. Michigan was. I'm the leading tackler now. Look at me. What an absolute dog shit era, day,

year, whatever from Michigan State. You can't even as Michigan State's coach. what to think about this because you'd have to explain what happened to Michigan State's coach because he's not there because something really weird and shitty and awful already happened to them god damn that's this bad it's there's nothing but bad can we talk about can we can somebody did anybody watch Clemson miami or it's uh it's so happening we're watching it right now

it's in overtime clemson has fourth in goal uh they'll need to get this and the two point conversion so with this i'm i'm to understand that mario marioed again it's i it is not as bad no no no it's different it's not good but it's different and it's certainly more um consistent with what other coaches would do it was on the 38 with i think 17 seconds to go they could have taken a shot or two to try to set up a long field goal something of that nature um Clemson's 38 to be clear But they elected to just go to overtime. And like, I don't know, man, with all eyes on you on your late game management decisions. No, no.

What do you mean all eyes? They weren't on the seat. I'm sorry, they weren't on the seat. I'm sorry, they weren't on the eyes on Utah, USC. With all the eyes on Michigan State. But no, like, everyone's already paying a whole lot of attention to this. And I think at some point, we just got to get Mario a kid who has played a lot of Madden. That's it.

It's just, we know every program needs one of those. None more than Miami. Is it possible? Most DJs are also, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a DJ. And most DJs are also pretty good cameras. Yeah. Sandman says they huddled for 30 seconds and that was particularly infuriating. Yeah.

Sorry, I hate to derail this, but we need to go back to Michigan State for a very important question from cover zero joke. Does more Hitler's than points on a scoreboard replace two consecutive no-hitters pitched as the most unbreakable record in sports? courts. And Miami wins. Don't tempt them. Down goes Clemson. Three lost Clemson. Huh.

Well, you know what. Congrats to Miami. But I think there's a way to answer that question until we see if Urban gets a college job next year. Four and three. You know what? Maybe we need a few more losses around here. Let's lighten this load a little bit more. Till it's just me and Jesus.

I think Clemson ought to hire Urban. You know who's always on your bandwagon? That's right. Mm-hmm. Jesus Christ. Unless you lose the South Carolina, then he'll... Yeah, Jesus is like, you're on your own, motherfucker. Jesus, keep it walking.

Jesus walks, walked right out of this bandwagon. Here are the teams that are in line to play Florida State as of now for the ACC Championship. Louisville, North Carolina, Virginia Tech, and Duke. It is very hard to, it is very hard to come up with a permutation where you're like, oh, that's going to be a good ACC championship. And now Clemson is stuck with Wake Forest and Pitt and Syracuse as the three lost teams. Oof.

Huh. Well, hey, I don't want to alarm anybody, but please do it. Washington? What's you doing, Washington? What is Washington? It's fine. It's late. Again, it's late.

It's in Arizona school. But it's in Washington, though. But they're in Seattle. As we're looking at this, they are tied with one in five Arizona State at home in the second quarter. And they turn the ball over, I think, three times. Did y'all get a nap in? Which is not ideal. Oh, no.

Michael Pennix is hurt. No. No. I rebuke this. Oh, God. Should we discuss? Is Penn State, Ohio State? Sure.

Yeah, let's get our prayer warriors out. Sure. And in the meantime, let's talk about Penn State. The weirdest thing about this game was I can't remember the last time I watched a game and everybody, like, the play-by-play and the color commentary and like all of the halftime people and even to the point where like the commercials, if they could have would have been making these comments, everybody was saying the exact same thing about like, why isn't Penn State doing this?

And I can't remember, and the doing this thing was throw the ball down the field. I swear to God, at one point, Matt Liner was like, maybe you get pass interference. You never know. But like everybody agreed across a panel that's like fairly different and, you know, has different perspectives on how you should run an offense and this, that, and the other. And they were all just like, what is Penn, why is Penn State not trying anything besides like the shortest passes in the world? Brian, can you unpack your statement after this game that said Penn State lost by one scored to Ohio State is mathematically true, but emotionally false?

So, and I fall prey to this as much as anybody else. Sometimes you'll go look at like the game you didn't get to watch this week or a game from a previous season that you don't remember that clearly. And you'll say like, okay, eight points. That must have been a pretty close game. There was just very little about this that felt like Penn's, state could ever throw the punch that was going to get them back in the game like the best thing that they did uh from a like move the ball perspective was arguably recover a punt that went off

not even the punt returner's leg a different ohio state player's leg like it just felt like there was no move they it was okay so full credit to them yeah okay like i want to do the positive thing first because the negative is overwhelming and feels far more important to say, but I want to do the positive as a matter of formality, which is this, that Ohio State's defense, by playing safer coverages and getting better over the past year did a fantastic job eliminating every possible solution that Penn State tried to foist upon them. There's the positive. Everyone looked really, really good today. They are a legit unit. They played really, really well. Most of the reason that we're sitting here saying that Penn State was

utterly inert and incapable of even threatening or happening or existing or giving anyone an ounce of hope that anything would happen the ohio state's defense is largely responsible for that that said baby you gave us fucking nothing nothing not a dime not a dollar not not a penny nothing no inertia a complete inability to not only move the ball stretch the field in any direction zero ideas I understand that a good defense can make you look like you're completely inert and have no option about what you're trying to do, okay? This went past that. They didn't have shit. They didn't have a single idea about how to pick that defense apart. None. Like how many times was it third and two, third and three, and there were seven guys in the box and they were like, well, we're running

it anyway. We're just going to run it anyway. And it just didn't work. And then, yeah, I don't, it felt to me, I think the best way I can explain it. If you've ever seen a chess match where one party, you're like, you only have three pieces and the other guy's got seven. This just doesn't feel sustainable. That's what a lot of this kind of turned into to me. I think for me, as a person who entered as a non-believer in Ohio State, I think I sort of figured out what that disconnect is with Ohio State.

It's for the last maybe five to 10 years, we have focused a lot on Ohio State's offense, right? Marvin Harrison Jr. and various first-round quarterbacks and highs and finalists and so on and so forth. Like they've had a star name, a lot of star names on that side of the ball. Historically, Ohio State is punts and defense. Historically, Ohio State is super Iowa, right? Right. Like, that is how Ohio State has won tons and tons and tons of games throughout the past century. like ohio state having an awesome defense it's weird it's become an easy thing to overlook because

we're so fixated on whether the offense is good enough good or not or whether the offense plays the same way as michigan or not um whereas the other part of that is that frequently the ohio state defense is not the thing that is carrying them in like the big marquee games yeah well as of late yeah yes over the last few years right but like you know it is If we had replaced Ohio State's helmets so far this season with Georgia's helmets, we would say elite defense, they don't need an offense, right? But we've become fixated on the idea that they do need an elite offense, and first of all, I'm not sure they do.

Secondly, they have Marvin Harrison, so they kind of have one anyway. Hey, you know, that is true. Can I give you something that's inexcusable, something there's no defense for? None? The two best players on your offense are Ketron. Alan and Nicholas Singleton if you're Penn State. They are the best people you have on that side of the ball.

They each had nine carries in this game. Nine. Now you say, oh, well, maybe that's because they got behind. This game finished 2012. It was 10.6 at the half. And at the half, by the way, and I know this because I wrote it down

because I was like, this can't be right. Drew Aller already had 17 attempts. Well, surely they tried to establish the run. In a game like this, underneath the legend's eyes up to Midwest. In a game that is a defensive struggle between two teams, you know, equally matched in vigor, if not in the ability to have a downfield passing game. If this is all true, then surely you would go ahead and try to establish it. You would try to give your team more opportunities to run the ball, especially because it would actually

potentially give you some room downfield in terms of a passing game. Drew Aller finished with 42 attempts. He averaged 4.5 yards a completion. They didn't have shit. I don't know what the plan was here. I don't know if they ever had a plan. That's the most damning thing I can say about this is that in the biggest single game of the year,

it didn't look like you wanted to try, even with your best option. Yeah, like, this is a game where Penn State calls multiple double passes, which did not work. like most of the time they didn't even get to try the second pass it turned into backwards pass run and yeah i mean i think to jason's point i think ohio state and i know they are dinged up especially on the offensive side of the ball but like they they look very much work in progress like even the uh the last touchdown they scored it's like oh man you know he he's

He's wide open, and it's like, well, yeah, that's because two Penn State guys ran into each other. That's not going to happen all the time. Marvin Harrison Jr. is not usually going to be wide open, although there were other points where he was. But, yeah, just, I don't know. Like, it didn't ever have the vibe of, I think it is very telling that the one time since James Franklin has got, has arrived at Penn State that they've beaten Ohio State, it was on a blocked field goal. It was not on that they ran back. It was not on like, oh, this awesome drive we put together to win the game.

That hasn't happened. And to the numerous commenters who have noted that Michigan will probably be favored against Ohio State, okay, sure. Michigan is just, I mean, as someone who picked him to win the title and has, you know, feel even better about that at this point than I did in the preseason, Michigan is, still pretty hard to get a handle on. Yeah, like, the score today looks incredible. Also, that's a team with an interim coach that was, you know, that entered at two and four. So, like...

And was writing a Hitler apology. It's mine elsewhere. So, like, yeah, I mean, I would say Michigan has been the best team in the country all season long. However, you know, as someone who saw their past two games against Ohio State and was at one of them, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's still hard to call at this point i think the team that makes an interesting counterpoint to that at least when they are playing very well is florida state at this point you know what can i give you a real scientific my scientific judgment of florida state here um they they get on your ass look at that's what i love about them it's not like they have like

Michigan, I would not, I would not qualify Michigan as a team that's like, Michigan gets on your ass, right? Immediately. No, they're like, today, wait. Today they did, yes. They did, they did. But like, they will slowly hammer away at you, right? Like, they pretty much, if you had to, like, look at their scores, they go through, like, first quarter, 14 points. Second quarter, 14 points. Third quarter, 14. Like, they just chip away and you go, well, this seems inevitable. Florida State, you'll be playing them. And all of a sudden, eight plays happen. And you're like, oh, fuck, we're down 14. Jesus Christ, how did that happen?

I love that they go in these wild purses of anger at you. It's crazy. I think FSU outside of the Boston College and Clemson Games. Outside of that, I mean, you know, every week including a couple of at least decent teams in there. It feels very strange to think of Duke and LSU as of the same quality. And the Boston College and Clemson games are the only road games at this point. And I think, like, there is some, I can maybe chalk some of it up to that. Like, this is a team that still is figuring out how to play on the road.

The road teams they have left are Wake Forest Pit and Florida. Brother, you don't want to walk into Pitt. Not right now. No, no. You mean the same pit team that just lost to Wake Forest? You better pray that game's not on the CW. So dangerous, yeah. If that game's on the CW, buddy.

Unfortunately, Pitt has to play Notre Dame first, but that will be on NBC. That's going to be a supernatural loss. I'm gossiping, girl, and you know what it is? It's talking about how Pitt's going to blow you up. Arizona State is beating Washington right now. Yes, they are. Okay. Seven nothing.

Also, Nevada is still beating San Diego State. The fuck. But Nevada is oneless. I think Nevada is one. Yeah, Nevada is terrible. That's what the scoreboard says here. And they're winning 6-0, which means, and we're going to get to this, we could have two teams today win without scoring 10 points. And this is where we talk about you.

And neither of them is Iowa. And this is where we're talking. Correct. Or Nebraska or any Big 10 team. Mississippi State 7, Arkansas 3. I didn't watch a snap of this game, and I'm confident I didn't need to. I had a thought about Arkansas related to a couple weeks ago, we were talking about how, you know, the downfall of the Sam Pittman era, right?

I thought back to 2021, and I went back and looked at sort of the crest of that wave, right? That 2021 Arkansas team, they beat number 15 Texas. Number 15, Texas finished 5 and 7. They beat number 7 A&M, who finished 8 and 4. They beat number 17 Mississippi State, who finished 7 and 6, right? There was a lot of selling high that team ended up number 28 in the computers. So like the peak of the Pittman era was even earlier than it feels in hindsight. Like once you actually look, it was it was a bit artificial all along, I think.

Well, there's also this, and this is a point brought to me by our closest most long-suffering Arkansas fan. 2020 to 2022 the assistant head coach and defensive coordinator was barry odom and it's not so easy to say that the real power behind the throne was x and then when they left y was exposed but i will say this the minute barry odom goes to you and lv who just got bowl eligible today six and one unlv do you know how long it's been since you and lv played in a bowl game it's is it is the longest streak it is it is i think tied with umass for the longest streak they it's been it's been uh 10 years 10 years plus 2013 was the last year they made a bowl game so barry odom goes and un lv becomes six and one and when he leaves arkansas arkansas shits every bed in the hotel like it just goes from

rub to room room to room yeah let's unpack this yeah just goes from room to room pooping in beds that's what they've done uh huh just just soiling soil and drawers left and right that's what happened all right just like a sure yeah to arkansas and it like and i think never back down from a metaphor kids never back down from it no no we're we're we're riding this one buddy longest out appears to be um depending on how you count it either uLM or UMS So additionally, in order to call in, this is, you know, like things that happen preseason when you go, where did you go wrong? Well, one, you lost Barry Odom, who did a great job there on the defense.

And secondly, in order to fix your offense, you decided that with the departure of Kendall Bryles, which I think could have been addition by subtraction and should have been, you brought in Dan Enos, who has taken our big, beautiful friend, KJ. Jefferson, and made him an afterthought taking away his ability to run with the ball and sort of make plays up on you know the out of phase and just fucking ruined him man it sucks it sucks i i have nothing deeper to say other than please restore restore my lad's ability to make happy chaos on the football field yeah this team is this team is a wreck their ass like good for mississippi state winning i winning when you only score seven points is fucking important

possible. But kudos to Mississippi State for doing it. So speaking of only scoring, can we talk about Iowa now? This game was awesome. Did anyone else watch it? I didn't, I didn't, I treated it like getting x-rays where it was like, I could only go in for a little bit. I couldn't just stay in the room. As I melt my kidneys. As probably the only non-Iowa fan who watched almost all of their games last year, I am back on my bullshit. This experience fucking rocks.

Their punter, Tori Taylor, is awesome. And that's it. That's the only thing that happens. So the moment that'll linger, right, was in the final minute or so,

they have the ball at about the 45, down two with two minutes left, and they punt. And it's like, god yes and of course Minnesota fucks around throws passes and stuff failing to kill any clock and they punt it back and it's like my god big 10 academics I don't ever want to hear about that bullshit ever again Iowa runs back the punt and it's this immediate moment of like yep punting is winning Iowa no matter who punts punting is winning for Iowa right you know they managed to score almost 20 points and beat that nope it got

called back because Cooper Dejean was waving his arms, waving his teammates away from the ball, and the refs determined that it was actually an invalid fair catch signal, one that would have deterred Minnesota's players from competing. And it's, I don't know. I think as the rule is written and as the rulebook

lays out how it should work, it probably was the right call. Yeah, yeah. I mean, to me, it's, we have a situation where the natural human hand movement to signal go away is this arm wave and the official football movement to establish I am calling for a fair catch is a very similar move as commenter Kelbo points out Iowa also has a waving to the kids move that is exactly the same as well in in reality every player in the stadium did a valid fair catch signal earlier in that game

And, yeah, I mean, there's always going to be a problem because those two moves look almost exactly the same, especially when you're running around at speed. And, I mean, whatever. It's hard to get too worked up about a team losing musters 10 points in an entire game. Well, can we talk about the funny? So I also was bummed because the kick return, the punt return was amazing. It was a great run, yeah. But there's this immediate moment of, oh, no, I was dead now.

That was the chance. Right, because they still had time. Not only did they have time, Jason. They were at their own 46, down two. Down two, not four, not five. Like, yeah, they just needed a couple, you know, a couple plays, and they would have had a field goal shot. And it was just like, no, they're fucked.

They're fucked. Instead, they took a sack through an incompletion and threw a pick. Yeah, they just literally any other team we would have thought, they just get a few yards and they can kick it. Uh-huh. A few what? They got, as Stuart Mandel pointed out, They got two yards in the whole second half, two.

Deacon Hill in the pocket looks like a man in one of those hurricane machines at the mall. This team is awesome. It's such a great experience. I don't know how anyone can invest emotionally in it, but it's like beyond comedy. And they lost their sweet pig. This is PJ's first one. Yeah. PJ has the pig now.

PJ gets the pig. Did you say they buckled the pig? again with a seat belt on the bus. That's really good. I love that. They made sure Floyd was safe. So Midwestern of them. In the NFL, there is no margin for error. One mistake can change the outcome of the game.

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want Iowa to play in a bowl SMU has a really good defense that's weird I think you need to pick an SEC team yeah that's true because it'll be some it'll be one of those Florida games so George is too good to Tennessee has the best SEC defense. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. All right. All right. Hey, here is an alarming statistic I looked up. I don't know for enough today. So last year, Tennessee, you get to beat Iowa. Last year, Tennessee was extremely good on fourth down. They were 12th in the nation. They converted two thirds of their fourth down attempts. Went for it 33 times, which I think was like top 10 in the nation. And, top 16, as it turns out, and converted a ton.

This year they are one of their last 10. Like, it's very weird to watch Tennessee make, what I think are most of the time the right decision to go for it on fourth, and then the actual play is like, oh, that was not. Like, I am curious, Holly, how you feel about this particular part of the Tennessee football experience. You know, first of all, Bama got by Tennessee.

That's neat. I love that for them. I know that they were really up for a revenge game to snap the streak that began last year. I'm really hesitant always to question any coaches play calling because in both directions. Like we talked in recent weeks about how coaches are just people, you know, and we don't, we don't really. treat them as people you know we treat them as as ciphers we treat them as you know we treat them as two dimensional objects when their people having bad days and there's it's entirely possible that there was a play call fucked up today because mario wonder came out last night but but also like i'm not

there i'm not seeing i'm not at field level i'm not seeing what they're seeing i don't know who's secretly nursing and injury and who's not but there were some calls today today was the first time i remember thinking that there were multiple calls in situations that just did not put the kids in right position to six years and the kids were not helping at certain points like this is Bama just didn't play well in the first half and Tennessee just didn't play well in the second half like if you had if you had reversed if you had switched time and flopped then flopped the two halves of this game uh I think they would have won um can I talk about a very very funny funny moment especially for Bama this is very

sweet. Their kicker is now within striking distance of Kenan Reynolds' career points record. Yes. Who ever saw that coming? I love that for him. Also, go, if you miss this game, just go look. Squirrel White, that first Tennessee touchdown, Squirrel White made the most, not impossible, but improbable catch I've ever seen that didn't involve pass interference. He caught the ball when it was already past him, like by the back stripe of the ball and pulled it back towards him like it looks fake um but i did have a question that i wanted to yeah anyway i i don't think the coaches may and i again i feel weird second guessing coaches because i have a fraction of the information they have but all the play calling

was weirdly has been weirdly conservative all year and i thought that there was less of that today but it kind of crept back in as the game went on um o line injuries like we said before turned out to be a pretty big factor um but more importantly is it spiritually funnier to have five men on the field at the snap or 13 i vote five you know why five live bold fuck you that's all we need yeah your work okay that is funny um it's like in it's like in mech warrior when you get more points for you're using less weapons yeah so what jason was saying about um ohio state and how we've been accustomed to a certain standard of living on offense, and it sort of made us forget the defense. Reliable as, I don't know, the past, like, five iterations, maybe longer, the defense is still

quite, quite terrifying. And it's easy for that to sort of get lost in the mix because, you know, in a similar fashion, we've seen, like, multiple first round picks and these wide receivers who like go to the NFL and are awesome and this that uh tennessee's just got to stop imploding on the road they're they're not good when they're away from home right now i don't know what's up with that um i have i have heard that this team has was been referred to by people closer to the program than me as a record low number of shitheads in the locker room which is great and they didn't get physically dominated either no no i don't think so like this was a really this was a really good year to get Bama and it just it did not happen um listen one more one more really really really important

thing um gary and brad are who are frankly just oh god i can't wait to we're off one of these two um like their wives uh the gary and brad we're talking at the beginning of the game about uh boy this was this was a this is going to be quite a we already had a track meet last year we think we're in for a track meet this year and brad goes yeah who who's going to get the last punch? What does Brad Nessler think track meets are? Awesome. I would like to live

in whatever track meet. I would like to see whatever he thinks the track meet is because that sounds incredible. You pass Brad Nessler the baton and he just starts wailing on the dude next to him. Don't let him near the javelin. What if the guy chasing you in the relay with a quarter lap head start is from the opposite team?

Right? Yeah. And if they can punch you to the ground they get to take the baton you know what that's Brad Nessler riding a metaphor Ryan that's it he's just started the metaphor and he's going to finish

it also somewhere Vince McMahon is like I have an idea for X-FL track and field back in the game boys oh okay last thing Joe Milton trucked the living shit out of Malachi Moore on like the third play from scrimmage and that was I will carry that to my grave that's the funniest thing

I've ever seen it wasn't even a juke it wasn't wasn't even it was just no he hit him with he put both shoulders down like I thought he might have targeted him listen he ran over him like an Amazon truck eating a mailbox just uh Pennix is back in Washington discord okay all is right in the world I am now fully on Spencer's side of Nick Saban is having fun with this because it's so much coachable moment so many coachable moments so much shit to fix listen he was giving like Frank Beamer sex eyes in his reading interview telling you the man's alive and i i would like he was he was purring it was unsettling all those all those

points just made him dead inside like yeah yeah he couldn't handle it all of a sudden he's got this team he's got to actually coach and manage oh the thrill also you know how like you had to do like nick is still doing things that make him unhappy and i can tell you why it's because jalen milrow had nine carries today they actually had to trot out a little bit of zone read and milro and milton both yeah yeah stephen what the fuck are you talking about why is there a man in the comments asking me to stop the cope what fucking cope do you want me to cry i'll stop the cope bro i would like to cry i'm just tired respectfully stop the croc cope bro here's some copium i don't spend enough time on reddit to know what that particularly means but

But do you want me to yell? See, weep. I'm just going to keep bombing up where someone else wrote. They play good for half and fell apart. What do you want for me, dude? This is not a very interesting game. I'm going to crope. Thank you, Dr. Chalupa.

The new drug of choice for the shutdown forecast. Crop. If you want me to scream and kick my heels, let's talk about UCF Oklahoma. Gus, you got cute. Gus got super cute. You know what? I love that, though. To be fair, Gus is cute.

the whole big 12 is cute yeah yeah it's so cute it's so cute how kansas state absolutely trashed oh my god you oh my god you know what just as tCU is like all right we've had a weird start this season but there's a long way to go obviously it's not going to be as magical as last year but we beat b yu 4411 we're figuring it oh god here comes do you know what this was this was a mario wonder game because you're like all right i got four hours sleep the night before but tonight i'm going to go to bed then you're like i found a real interesting youtube channel but that's okay next night i'm going to go to bed careful with those youtube channels yeah careful with that i found the hitler trivia channel it's amazing oh my god hitler ran for 85 yards on tc u

jesus christ uh but then like the next night you're like you know oh uh shit mario wonder came out 4 a m guess it's another three-hour night that's tCU that's tc u They just can't stop doing bad things. They can't stop. Kansas State ran for 343 yards. And the highest rusher had 89. Oh, my God. This, honestly, this looks like an entire high school class ran on this game.

Like, there are so many people this rush. This is a cross-country meat. But where are the punches? Oh, my God. Back in my day, track meets had punches. This looks like the partition. This looks like the attendance award at a, an elementary school award ceremony when you know you're like oh fuck like 20 people won

everybody's got to get something god damn it fine everybody gets 43 yards rushing against tCU listener you may be a recipient of a carry from the kansas state offense against tCU there are so many names here oh god emotional equivalent of the unclaimed baggage store it is i i implore to check out two rushing stats by the the way go look at UNLVs box score and look at the total number of rushes and how many people had carries because it's like that every game there's like nine rushers and five of them each have 10 carries and they just run the ball all day and then go look at this Kansas state rushing column because it is astonishing including by the way will Howard will Howard will not

known for his wheels will Howard had 62 yards rushing on just four carries old lightning will I love how everyone who joins the stream late wants to know if we've talked about Hitler yet Did I miss the Hitler? She's going to keep talking about Hitler, yeah Did I miss the Hitler fat? You may be looking for late kick Josh Is Ohio State is

It's going to get me every time Is Oklahoma State also good now? I'm confused They had a pretty dramatic turnaround there Lost to USA and then Because the three times teams they've beaten now after losing to south alabama and iowa state are kansas state kansas and west virginia as like the middle of the big 12 goes that's pretty that's pretty

decent right i mean no that's good beating any three big 12 teams is pretty good that's mostly true yeah at this point i don't know if cincinnati can you're going to run into good eventually if i just keep taking big 12 teams if you beat any three and one of them is Cincinnati that's still pretty good. Yeah, it is like a card deck that you're like, this is all eights. I don't understand. Hey, Coach Gundy, I got a question. Would you support Hitler

being shown in a trivia question on the board? Just for informational purposes only. Don't get excited. I don't think we should be ashamed of our history. What do you mean by our history? Just Mike Gunty, gone, well, first of all, Hitler was a cyborg. I bet you didn't know that.

So, yeah, if he takes it that far, then I'm like, Okay, let him talk. Do you guys think this was a PSYOP gone wrong because they said Austria and they wanted to upset every Michigan fan into fewing in the stands and going, it was Austria hungry? That's, yeah, yeah. You know what, Gundy would have my ass there too. He'd be like, oh, I've been like, God damn, Mike Gundy's right.

It was an empire at the time. Somebody clip that. Yeah, clip it. Which. Spencer Hall canceled for yes I guess I'd be like I support Spencer Hall and I'd be like no no I support Spencer Hall's free speech free speech advocate Spencer Hall pipe down tan man no you know between his beard and my hair we are quite an attractive pair we could look like the weirdest human being ever born

Hello, I'd beat Santa. It's nice to meet you. If you create... If you go into a video game and you create a character that looks like a cross-between Mike Gundy and me, the video game will go no and reboot. You might actually get a... You might cross some kind of international vibe dayline and get a normal person. Yeah, they'd be like, this just looks like Grandpa.

Like, he's real dried out, right? I don't think of you as being especially arid. now you juicy no Spencer is canonically moist thank thank you Ryan why I made it weird robustly watery yes

yeah but but Oklahoma nearly losing a UCF and Texas only beating Houston in part because like the officials were just like I don't know spot the ball is hard that happened a couple of times today there was a little okay I didn't make that up

there were a lot of times today where I was just like I think they just don't feel like spotting it right. Yeah. I identify with that way more. I identify with that way more than the fair catch call in the Iowa game because that felt like, oh, uh, I have a point to make, Professor. You didn't assign his homework. You didn't, yeah.

You forgot about the exception to the rule, Professor. Mm-hmm. Delacy, professor. I have a point, and my hand is raised. Spotting the ball, crackly, incorrectly, to me it feels like a legitimate protest. against the balls not having fucking computer chips in them. The balls should spot themselves at this point. So, like, if you're asking a whole ass person to do it with, you know, to take time out

of their day. Old men, too. These are mostly old dudes. While they're busy watching not just 22 people, but also coaches and people milling back and forth along the sideline and keeping track of downs and scores. And they're in pants. They don't want to be in pants. There shouldn't be more rules, but there should maybe be more roughs.

I think there should be 11. Make it fair. There we go, yeah. Three teams. Like a buddy system, yeah. God, we're going to get so many, like, receivers blown up trying to cross this. There's a tail of the crowd. Like, think about this.

Your average fucking CVS tracks the, uh, tracks like, what are things that are kept behind the glass in a CVS? Cigarettes? Cigarettes, razors, right? Detergent. Yeah. So the average CVS tracks a bottle of detergent more clearly than people track the movement of a ball on a football field, right? A ball with like, yeah, millions of dollars bet on where it ends up.

Right. Target is closing because the refs didn't give Houston a first down. That's true, though. Mike Gundy just giving it. Mike Gundy just saying yes to every ball in effect. God damn, Mike Gundy's back. Get out of here, Mike Gundy. I think that's true.

Gundy has inhabited the voice of Spencer. Mike Gundy throwing his voice, I got shoplifted in San Francisco. Just me and Mike. Coach, why were you there? Just me and Mike Gundy out newsling, and I'm just saying ridiculous shit. Like, hey, you know, Hot Topic is actually,

that's a Baptist store. You didn't know that? And he's like, no. Is that real? Are they just trying to turn out little goth trad wives? That's it. They're just trying to turn out little goth trad wives. And Mike Gundy's like,

hell yeah, brother. you could just say anything like gunnyed he would probably back you up and be like i read that too he's like um he's like except for wage theft he's sincere in his love for way yeah but that's done by the wage theft elves he's like if aaron rogers uh oh boy i guess had never left the state of oklahoma um that's yeah never except against his will i just know why he didn't get those jobs because he finished up the interview and the door shut the people are like

that guy's fucking weird what was he talking about he's too weird for multiple Tennessee administrations well I learned a lot but did I I don't know if any of it was true

yeah do you know microwave popcorn is made with ferret blood that's why ferrets are so popular among hippies because they're always loving the popcorn that they got to grow the ferrets to make As you know, hippies love popcorn, granted, goes without saying, but...

Mike Gundy would be like, I read that. Oh, they found the horn. Exactly. Wait, wait, wait. They found the popcorn. That's right. They did. They found it.

That's crazy. They popped it. They said they shouldn't pop it, but they popped it. God, Mike Gundy should absolutely go on Joe Rogan. That's what we want. No. No. Yes, we want it. I want to see some free speech. No, if you put Mike Gundy, if you put Mike Gundy on Rogan, that'll be the first time that man demands a source.

This is too much for even me. Look that up. We need a source on this, Jones. Flamingos commit most child trafficking? You can't just say that. Coach, listen, coach, I respect your various Fiesta Bowl victories, but come on. and that's why I can bench press 3,000 pounds. Thank you, Coach Gundy. Or he goes, or like, maybe like Stonehenge

face, uh, AJ Hawk is your fact checker. Just the person I scroll past 19 times a day, motionless. Just observing Pat McAfee. He's like the statue from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Like, what is he? Is he,

is he a bodyguard? I don't know. What is his deal? One theory I floated. it is he's like marvel's uatu the watcher just cannot weigh in cannot involve himself but must record everything that takes place like i don't i've never watched macfee shit but like you scroll past it a thousand times a day and there's always a j hawk's thwomp-sized face sitting there doing nothing i didn't recognize it as a j hawk for a while maybe he has a thwop and you have to

approach his face for it to move oh yeah that's it okay you got to get it to go up and and then run under it. Yeah. Or maybe he's like the Mario ghosts and you have to, if you're looking at him, he's shy and he won't do anything. If you watch two hours of the show. Well, I'm never not looking at him

because at all times I'm scrolling past Pat McAfee videos. So I keep waiting. I keep waiting for like that third hour of the show for him to just, you know, like after hours of silence to just go, yeah. Oh my God, scorpions started crawling out of his mouth. Or just start singing. Just doing Tibetan throat singing, right?

Pat, I think I'm going to beat box now. What if he starts it off so quietly and like frog pulls it? You're not even sure that it's annoying. What is that fucking noise? Rutgers completed five passes today and beat Indiana by 17 points at homecoming in Bloomington. That's all. Put up, listen, put up the lawn chair, crack a beer, Greg. It's all vacation from here.

Bowl eligible, right? Put those feet up. Daddy, you did it. Indiana homecoming is got to be a real challenge. What do you work? Like their home games were Ohio State to start the season. Indiana State could have gotten it in early. Akron?

Why didn't you make Akron homecoming? You won, granted quarter overtime, but those are real. Do Akron next time. Yeah, just, well, yeah. Well, shit, Michigan State's coming up. Yeah, there you got. Homecoming, too, the sequel. What?

Are you, how confident are you right now that Indiana would beat Michigan State? Well, that's why we're scheduling homecoming number three, just in case. I'm not going to go confident. I'm very homecoming. I guess it's pretty sad that you made Rutgers your homecoming, and it's like, oh, that's a daunting ask. And they ran all over them. They went for 276 yards. Rutgers ate your shit up.

I would like to call back to earlier in the day for two reasons. One, the Battle of the Bones, the greatest trophy in all of college football, was awarded to the Memphis Tigers, who won 45-21 over 2 and 6 UAB in Birmingham. Congratulations on possession of the finest piece of Brick of Brick-a-Back that the sport has to offer. The second thing is, hey, Alex Kershner, huh? Alex Kershner, you try to get Ryan Silverfield fired again? Again? Again? He was real into that last year.

You know who heard that? That's right. Coach Silverfield, baby. It's like, I heard one guy wanted me fired. It's over. The conversation's done. We are not starting a conversation or a dialogue about this. My favorite petty beef is for some reason.

Alex was like, I don't know, Ryan Silverfield's just not getting it done at me. Memphis. Get off his ass. He's in Memphis. You were talked about like somebody with a lot of money on Memphis or emotional or like a booster. I admire the confidence that young Alex Kirster was like. How do you know he's not a booster?

I don't. I think Memphis is a good investment. Memphis is always a good place to put your money. Do you think Brett Beelma was furious or aroused to watch his team lose to watch his team lose on a touchdown pass thrown to a leaping six foot eight offensive lineman all right you brought it up so I'll say it how

often do we realistically think those two emotions are decoupled in that man that's a really fair point that's a really you know what that brain is wired in some ways that cannot be fixed which one do you think was more dominant in that moment the anger or the horniness horny

is it 5149 or is it I think it's a good 64 90 10 yeah 51 49 I think it's a horny party with angry overtones. I like that you've turned to deceive Kornacki for Brett Beelma's motions. Some late, a tranch of votes has come in for horny. Quagstores connection, a suggestion of horngrie. So like, Kornacki's got the map and he's like pointing at Beelma's various orifices, right?

And like, this one is. Thank you. Thank you. I just imagine the Beeloma shaped, the Beeloma shaped graph that appeared in my head. Now, this is a critical precinct right here. It's even better with the Wisconsin accent. The outline of his body like in body wars. Now, nipples usually vote early,

so we're going to get a lot of data from their herbs at the start of the night. But don't be swayed by what nipples think. Now they typically go red. So it means a lot that they're a little bit more pink tonight. You'll notice most of the Bilema's red. People pay money for this podcast. Especially this part. But yeah.

Yeah, Illinois sure didn't win that game and sure it looked like they were just going to easily win it before Wisconsin won the fourth quarter 18 to zero. I don't know if like what we're going to think about the, uh, the Wisconsin offensive change experience after one year. It's probably it's, they don't have the right. I, maybe it's just like they don't have the right guys. You know, they didn't Tanner Mordecai didn't even play in this game. he broke his hand last week against Iowa so like maybe it won't matter and God they got to play Ohio State

next week so you said Tanner Mordecai broke his hand against Iowa my first thought was so wouldn't affect his performance against Iowa it's like the start of a mountain goat song Tanner Mordecai Minnesota Missouri's fucking awesome no surprise there

we've known that That's why we invited them to the SEC. Yeah, yeah, they were strictly on football merit. And, I mean, it took us this long to get to mention it because, like, we're kind of sick of talking about how great. Texas A&M, we invited for cool dog. A&M we invited because Mizzu's like, and my friend come along. Yeah, you guys can come. Just bring your dog.

Mizzou plus one. We don't care. Whatever we, whatever we, whatever it takes. Whatever it takes is get Mizzu. Get Mizzu. What is it? I forget that the thing Kevin Costner wrote in Draft Day about drafting, about drafting the, guy that's basically that but with

missou mezoo no matter what that's it yes yes uh i Nebraska somehow is four and three man yeah yeah they could win that division why is it wait wait why is not surprising to you I thought they'd be worse

I did I mean like based on the last decade and the start of this season and I know but who've you beaten absolute values that count I yeah but like this game counts they beat Northwestern they beat a little

Illinois and Northwestern. And I honestly, after seeing them in the first couple of games of the season, that didn't seem like... You thought they wouldn't beat Northwestern? Yeah, no, I didn't know, man. Oh, man. I didn't, I didn't know if they'd beat, I certainly didn't think they'd beat Illinois. We don't make Spencer do enough predictions. Okay.

All right. Out of the prediction business, but this feels like it can be fun. All right. Here's their last five games. They got to get two to get bowl eligible. You tell me if they're going to do it or not. Purdue at home. at Michigan State, Maryland at home, at Wisconsin, Iowa at home.

Damn, which, which bowl are we talking about? Yeah, we're talking playoff, brother? I think we're making a Florida bowl here. Yeah. Okay. Fuck, this isn't, this isn't just the Santa Clara bowl that changes its name every eight minutes. We're aiming high. So, so for the record, like, okay, I think they beat Michigan State.

I can go out on that limb. Okay. I think they beat Michigan State. I think God, who else that they got on there? Is that Purdue? The Purdue game is

the Purdue game, let's go ahead. I think they can win that one. Okay. They continue to play this well. Let's go we. Let's go we here. A bowl.

Okay. A bowl. Our Huskers. Our Huskers, yes. Who knows what Illinois is going to be at the end of the season. They're just, they're so beat up and so

the sham, yeah. They're in the, heard listen they're there they're in the hurricane machine buddy that's where they put their offense they put a dollar in the machine and they're like oh it's a little too much i was like kind of joking when i said i wanted this over under to be uh below 30 but now it's like no it's going to happen like today's got down to 30.5 and went under and would have would have done it even if that touchdown had counted like no we're we're going to hit the 20s i believe yeah i have one more one more game to know it's about hitler i think i can say this we've had

enough hitler for one show apparently washington has turned it over to start the second half which they are still losing seven to three so good god uh real quick your fcs winners of the day south dakota state as always firman and uh montana state as as I understand, is cooking up joining that group. We'll see if SAC State can pull it off. Montana State, I think, missed two field goals wide right and is still leading. Are they still leading? They are right now.

Yeah. Congratulations to bowl eligible Georgia State. That is correct. The Georgia State Panthers 2017 over Louisiana. So, shouts out to the concrete campus. Well done. was that the other game before I interrupted you that was it's yeah it's an Atlanta thing I have to have to congratulate our hometown team sure sure the only

one yeah the only one Atlanta's only college football team there we go listen the branding the branding works I don't know if all college games will brand you here's the thing based on what happened today the Georgia Tech fans are fine with that. I'm sorry to the kid this morning who said he wasn't feeling well, and I told him to watch Boston College, Georgia Tech anyway, on the grounds that it might be medicinal. There's all kinds of medicines. Some of them suck for a while. Yeah, some of them are hella unpleasant. I mean, you've got one of those, and I'm sorry about that. Boston College might make a bowl game. That's a weird thing to say. There's a lot of crazy shit going on.

Huh, okay. I don't understand Georgia Tech at all. Georgia Tech season is truly fun. fucking nonsense. They have alternated loss, win, loss, win, loss. So actually, I do understand it. They're going to beat North Carolina next week. That sounds like a mathematical formula. Yeah. Sorry me for not understanding A.B. Rimes game.

I just want to note, J.M.U. was 7 and O. And we'll nevertheless be barred from the postseason. Too dangerous. That's why. Too good. They're scared. Too dope. Air Force threw a 94-yard touchdown pass, which seems like.

the kind of thing air force should do all the time because they're called air force but no that's the kind of thing they do never uh an air force also seven i know sam houston also continues to lose in like the most backbreaking ways they're so close it sucks it really sucks we're almost there yeah uh yeah another one uh south florida uh managed under the last time we said something nice about them they immediately turned around and uh got destroyed by florida atlantic so i'll say this very quietly. South Florida beat Yukon 2421. They already have more wins in Alex Skolish's first year as head coach than they did in the entirety of the Brad Scott regime. So congratulations to them. If they win two more and they are favored in two more of their games, they're going to have six wins and they'll go to a bowl.

We also got a good trivia question. A future bar trivia question today. Bonix is now the NCAA FBS at least career leader in quarterback starts. He passed I've immediately forgot the people he passed. I'm so tired. It's fine. Julia Julius Caesar. Julius Caesar held that record. Killen Moore was one of them and yes, Julius Caesar was a lot. Thanks, Coach Gundy.

Somebody pointed out his first game was against Justin Herbert. He's been in the NFL for three, three or four years. Coach Hall, you're a mean green, gave Tulane a real challenge. We gave them what four, buddy? But it's about process not about the results we're trying to fall in love with that even if we're heartbroken by

well you know when you're trying to coach the seven four offense and by seven four i mean the time signature that we use in our free jazz offense um it's a tricky system i'm not going to lie about that and uh sometimes you know that's on me for not teaching them the the time signature and the key changes yeah post hardcore defense can be you want to get in here until it's actually five four I will unmute you absolutely not okay Spencer was wrong damn no damn you know what yeah I was the streak is over I was I coach Gundy no that's correct no those numbers line up great five four please brewbeck Philistines since I've talked shit about LSU all year LSU 62 to nothing over army that's

that's that's legit very impressive putting up that many points despite Army's goal of letting you only have five players on offense that that's a great game by LSU how many plays did LSU run on this game let's see oh god 60 okay that's efficient let's say yeah let's call that efficient 60 plays 570 yards Jesus Christ how much would I how much would I have to pay you to ask why do you hate the troops Brian Kelly to his face in a press conference Yeah. I mean, I don't have access to the press conferences the main issue, but other than that, yeah. If I got you in, is that a $20 question?

I'll do it for free, brother. LSU approve the shutdown full cap. Imagine that. What would I need to do? What do I need to be a credentialed in LSU for? I have a, oh God, I have a quote for you. This is from tonight postgame, Kyle Whittingham. Oh, no. Yep, yep. About when asked about his quarterback. They've got a Heisman trophy winner at quarterback, so they're going to make some things, and that's just the way it is.

But we've got ourselves a pig farmer at quarterback, so we're proud of that guy, too. I thought you were talking about, like, Cam Rising Big Hop for the season. No, no, he's, they have a pig farmer at quarterback. I have immediate faith in this person. I feel obligated. I know, I know it today doesn't count because, Missouri's the best team in the SEC. No question, whatever.

South Carolina has to play Texas A&M next. Do you know who they play after that? Who? Jacksonville State. Oh, man. Yeah. Oh, no. You know, who's coaching?

What upstart is coaching Jacksonville State anywhere? What young, handsome? I didn't say that. I'm saying those things. Brian calling handsome. I'm saying those things. I have a low standards. I can't find an older veteran coaches who I didn't even know

are alive who were on that staff like rich rod got the whole band back together we can't talk about rich rod and kyle wittingham back to back after midnight on a saturday because some of these readers are going to hang up and start texting people they shouldn't do you want to do you want to talk about bret beelma's uh zones again let's go back to burrits hot spots zones of brett belema now traditionally the gruddle reports lash we expect that if you're in line in the gruddle stay in line I think technically the butthole reports last. It depends. Sometimes it's early.

Yeah. If it reports first, you're in trouble. The ultimate exit poll. Does someone say poll? All right, we've got to add the show now. I think our college football coverage has concluded. Thank you to Zepaumont for a conclusion. including with a comment, I think we can all agree upon that I'm going to put up here on the screen.

I'm going to go take some crope, bro. Holly, why don't you crope? You're fucking copy pasta brain. I still don't understand what that man meant, but I banned him before you could find out. All right, guys, enjoy your cropium. Cropium was invented by the ancient Greeks. Isn't that right, Coach Gundy. Hang up, hang up!

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