Shutdown Fullcast - Live! In Charlotte

Episode Date: October 5, 2019

A hearty thank you to all the wonderful people who came out to our live show in Charlotte, where we did what any good guest would do and mostly just trashed the ACC. But, you know, in fun Fullcast ways. Did this tick off one person in attendance to the point where he almost kind of sort of tried to take over the show? Yes, but he's right that the ACC has won two of the last three national titles, a thing we definitely did not know and nobody talks about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey, y'all, you're about to listen to the recording of our live show we just did in Charlotte, North Carolina. We had a spectacular time, really fun crowd, met a lot of wonderful people, got to get, like, mildly accosted by a man who felt the need to defend the ACC's honor, which, yeah, sometimes the spirit moves you and you do things you wouldn't do otherwise, and I respect that. As you are probably accustomed to, the audio on this episode is a little bit of. rougher, because, again, it's a live show, and we can barely do a regular recorded show. So, just be proud that it exists at all. We're just trying to get over the lowest bar possible. Please praise us for this. Welcome.

I don't know what way to start this. Welcome to Shutdown Fullcast Live. Man, I know why you're playing it. Y'all, we've got a rehearsal there next door, there's some noise. Oh, my God, there's a lot. Y'all said he's already hit them with the O-Pug. So we're at Old Mac, which is an awesome, awesome facility. The problem is, any time you go to, like, a German beer garden,

The last place, immediately I'm like, wolf inside. All I have to do is find a piece of chicken lying on the floor and not it will store my help. There's a baby tomato under the table. The loot boxes are already here. This was also like Jason and I, they're rehearsed. We're looking at it and are like, this is the kind of rehearse. After you're out here in the dance,

Bob Smith. Do it again. This looks like all you come to when you're about, you've assembled the tribes and you're about to launch an invasion of Iceland. We will reclaim those rocks. From our perspective, this feels like we're running a school board meeting. This is probably going to marry down. Oh, shit. Usually there's eight of them.

So all this. I don't know that this is technically bad, but I was thrilled to learn that this is a career option. You can just want to search for yourself? I'm well, but I'm the best candidate. I'm pretty sure this is it the only good lesson to take with Dick Changer. That bad parties don't matter. That's not what happens. That was his needle, and neither is jail.

I guess almost has taken a few lessons from Dick Cheney. You have a special guest on stage, but we want to ask this before we get going here. Oh, my fucking beer. I did, yeah. He did still a great. The National Society's own, Alex Kirchner, our guest, thank you for coming down. Thank you for having me.

Alex, sir, can you say great to be in Charlotte? When you say it's great to be in Charlotte? Right to be in Charlotte. And what did you have to lunch today? not Capulahola but a little barbershoek little North Carolina style I can't do this all night

but some people do them for their whole lives we love those people including most of my uncles I think the most fucked up thing about the Gino's accent is that Mr. Rogers was from Pittsburgh imagine the whole show that he did you get his name It's how to meet my good friend is the huge sandwich.

People don't know this like Mr. Rogers for a high ward Jews in the church. Today, today wasn't girls to do you know. Just taking it off the ceremony. Stealers, seriously. Today, today, boys and girls are doing an eel in a dollar. First, the Steelers, by the way, the most popular NFL team here in North Carolina. That's right?

They're the same. Hey, travel, great, and or everyone left, when the steel jobs left in the next to the time of you. There's one of the other. We don't have a lot of terrible tops. We also have Holly and Anderson somewhere around. No, we don't know. Smoking, as always, with your mic. We wanted to a quick roll call.

looking around the room here. I'm going to cheat. First of all statistics in North Carolina. How many Flemish fans we got here? Awesome. More than we had five years. It was good. Like, like, to all the evangelists, it's about growing the fly. You're typically just about the second

when we decided Davo was proud adjunct. like 10 years ago, I'm like, how many clums you've got here to do hurt? Oh, shit. Some random fountain. Yeah. Yeah, sorry, I'm lost. Let's see, we've got any, uh, we've got any, uh, gamecox in here.

Woo! I'm all so much. Why don't you have socks? Why'd just ask you to push the boulder up the hill? And it never gets better. Being a South Carolina fan in 2019 is like watching an old, you know, you get like an old taped movie from your parents' house, and it's like, consider a career in TV, DCR repaired. Yes. Now is the time of strength.

Yeah, we were saying earlier that, you know, Clumption has a hill if you come down the hill. It's always sort of thing. South Carolina needs to have their field up. So the players have to like climb up so they know what's happening. Here in South Carolina, I don't know what hard work is. We're going to get to be winded. Hard work is its own reward. It's our university motto.

All of you will start this during him, seven of you will pitch. This is the bottom of us. We got the UNC fans here. John Brann. I feel like having class of the USC. Sometimes you don't even know that it's been set. Let's see, we've got the SEC that I've seen. We know you're an Alabama fan.

So we have the Alabama fans in here? Yay! That's funny. You're just talking about a date pass to the least or what. I'm going to shut up. If the only person to pay under the table, coming here tonight, wasn't anything.

So you're saying that you're a cash. I think you're a crew town. Are you a general big tan all at once? Okay, okay. Yeah. I see an Iowa fan back here. That's good. Carmel hydrants?

Yeah, normal hydrants. Virginia and Virginia Tech went to hear you. Congratulations on UVA for winning a basketball championship with football scores. Very impressive. I've never seen anyone punt in basketball. Y'all did it and it worked. I mean, good job.

Carolyn, what is it called when you hold the opposing basketball team below double digits? That is a double-tone. That's a double-tony quiz. Yeah, I've made the last double-toning video up. Yeah, that's right. Pitt with nine points, which again, football scored for Pitt. Combined Duke and Wake Forest, just the money numbers. Go, peace.

All right. I think we have a little bit more tip we wanted to ask about, that would be... I think we had one more tip we wanted to ask about, that would be... Charlotte, yeah, we got any 49ers here? We got Charlotte. You sound kind of sad. It's a former attorney, I guess. I love it like we sort of forgoting some sandwiches.

Give me you. Walk back, Bernie. You want, you have one? One half? One and a half. You don't get to count Russell Wilson. You ever know anybody who moved from, North Carolina and Wisconsin voluntarily?

This is the first thing somebody might actually thought. Is you imagine Tom Bryant, Tom O'Brien watching, and Russell Wilson went soon with a cool thing. They ain't playing his fucking baseball now. He's got a little Tom's great. Now that's my button. That's not my birthday. My actual theory is that nobody's never been to Raleigh,

that it's actually kind of a burgadoon that only exists. only exist. They've got a really good cookout, but you can only get there by the light of a full moon. It's over four of state. Oh, wow, that's all right. That's all right. Yeah, that's it.

Like, if you talk to, like, how much of football media professionals, like, have you ever been to NC State? Oh, man, there are good there. I like, no, man, there's good there. like the nurse in Super Mario games, or if you look at them, they're like, ah, no! Like, if you're not looking, they're like,

ah, now we're 8 23rd. Like, the most NC-s-thing ever is that Philip Rivers is your most representative graduate, and who are not, right? But that he's version of trash talk on the field of the NFL

or in this today is to actually, is to actually He said the word mother-freaker. He said that. He didn't qualify to say that, right? You're going to change protection on this play? Protection. Protection. One last one that I wanted to do

because I have a particular affection for them. Got me any East Carolina people in here. Woo! You've got to be East Carolina people that should be East Carolina people, but she went somewhere else. Of course we've got to have state mountaineers. Woo!

Yeah, that's where you know you cross, like, a border in the state, right? Like, yeah! Yeah! Got me out of state people. Woo! If you prostrate over into the Lou Bell. Go St. Carolina. Let's go, Johns. That was strong.

One person, but down. Then we have one more team shout-out, a local theme of something that I'm Jason if you want to handle this. That's a Jerry Richardson. I'm like all of you. to know, tonight you're all Carolina Panthers fans. Y'all owe me $5 for sitting in a chair.

I ain't good to chairs. You're welcome. My cat's got you have big testicles. You need to know. We went to the women's national team game last night. It's like, oh. A guy behind us, it's like, hey, Meg, you go take that pass. And I was like, you shut your whore now.

You don't get to talk about her or two of hers. But if you walk into the stadium, like the Panthers Stadium in the biggest entrance to the gate, there's a statue of Jerry Richardson, right? Just falling out a football in case you didn't get it. What was that, Jerry Richardson? Pulling out a fucking thick burger. It's not a great view, sir. I'm holding the head of an NFLPA record.

You'll remember me forever because I'm been at seat licenses. Wow. That's like you spent your time on Earth, sir. And your enormous statue of two panthers who you made sure had giant anatomically correct testicles. Why? Jerry Richardson's statue in this has no ass. No, I take a picture.

The show he's put it up in the show is a plane. Big murder only described what's on the menu. Also, even in a larger-than-life statue, he looks short as that all. Yeah, but we had to, like, at least give Jerry Richardson in here because Jared Richardson, being the guy who has the professional franchise here, is basically Cotton Hill from Peter. He perpetually has that face of, like, oh, you took your dad. to a musical, and he hates musical.

This also being, there were two figures that we figured we needed as a sort of address when we were considering having a show of Charlotte Titans, who we found out have a lot in common, right? So Charlotte, you see the two words everywhere. Charlotte is, in one sense, a Billy Graham town, right? That's the reaction you're going to. We happen to have a lot of We happen to have a lot of Billy Graham Charlotte types

at our hotel is not. Charlotte, in another sense, is a Brick-Flare town. Thank you. So, these two men, we could not be more opposite. In fact.

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time? Is it like a Jekyll Hyde? If we have, I'm sure it's little rock heart and something. My joke was going to be that they're both in hell because I did not know where Flaher is alive. He just loves a lot. He has been there. He's in the fun now.

Billy's in the other one. But they do have a lot of common. Like, for instance, uh, wardrobe. Wargo. All both about that money. Both of that money. Both been on a lot of planes, lived a lot of towns.

That's a lot of talking. Good talk. Good on Mike. Both out of standing in the line. Billy Graham can cut a fucking promo. Both of them have been powered to be in tables by Terry Fonger. Baptize,

what I'd say. We're familiar with the Billy Graham rule, are we? Yes. A husband should not be in the presence of another woman with his wife there.

Of course, there's a great flur. rule, which is the same rule, which is not a good at his wife without another woman. Who, who are also in our own ways. Yeah, another thing, by the way, that they absolutely both have a common. E.7 Starcake. They were both some outperforming to, like, I'm under 30,000 people in, like, 1930. There was no TV at the time. Yeah, they're both on the Nixon tapes.

Go take. My favorite part about this bit, my hate to interrupt, is that Alex, how old are you? 25. So he has no idea. Like, he inside. I've seen Billy Graham. I've seen Brown. I've seen Brown.

I've seen it. An episode of The Ground? I hope Rick Fliers in season three, all right? Chris, what's he doing? Alex. What he's doing? Who! You got hers!

Alice, do a British accent. Oh, God. I don't know. He's so. Spare. Spencer, do a British accent. Oh! Say that, somebody bring me another one of these.

Yeah. Yeah. Another one is going to turn to you. Swedish. But we were sort of going over the fact that both of them had traveled a very similar circuit. And a circuit that when you name them, Charlotte came up like every third. If you ever listen

Rick Player on the mic, they'd start naming towns. When they named Towns, it was always like, I've been to, I'm been to London, I've been to Tokyo, I've been to Charlotte. I've been to, I've been to Edo, the Imperial Capitol of Japan, I've been to Sydney, and I've been to, I've been to And I've been to Wolfsbury, and I've been to Manitoba, and I've been to Mexico City, and I've been to Charlotte, and I've been to Cairo, and I've been to Hookerest, and I've been to Charlotte.

Charlotte, just keeps coming up like every, every fourth, and he'd be like, to Greensboro! Woo! And Charlotte! I come back and hit you all right, because it was like the last thing, his like, owlbine can remember that. Sitting there with a fake nebrace, right, and, like, plated, feathered hair. WCW in 1983, right? So we thought, you know, between him

and Dusty Rose, we needed to start a business plan based around Billy Graham, Dusty Road, sort of like, really-centered places, places that don't get walled up. So, like, a razzler-ass airline, right? I like the name of Dusty Road is mid-south and spiritually

mid-sized airlines. Headquarters and Botoxymette's a typical. We got the red flag to the westmen, eastmen, north, central mental, Orion. This is far canceled. That's got you on Canada. We got to go back to the Kobe Washington.

You can go. You can go to the middle and take a boat up to Duluth, so good. You're saying you're saying, boat. I'm a car. I'm going to say, where I will be facing brick and steamboat.

I'm from New York. I remember New York. This is to go on all. We grew up for four hours. Hard time. Two hours. I think this sounds implausible. But I grew up in Tampa, and in the 90s, Woodard's had an airline.

For a short period. And we're going to move the Hooter's Airline to Tampa, Orlando. I believe, one North Carolina location. Turtle Beach. You know, that's what are you trying to look at? There's basically all the places that you'd ask your mom, where's that? There's your time.

There's your time I'm a National Guard armory. We're not like to sailor with a play on Thursday night. They're all air line serves and your guys in Beacom's Beach, California. Not Reno, but smart. we decided every like fifth most important city in the state was most wrestling yeah did you used to have 100,000 people but you've slid below it

we serve your city in New York all the friend person in the U.S. except the one in Kentucky that's the long way we're going here that's a long way you're describing the American athletic conference Well, Well,

Well, Speaking of conferences that have always sucked. We're about to talk about the ACC. This is the unfortunate part where I thank Lord Brownlow for being here and encourage you to listen to her ACC-themed podcasts.

Because it's a fine conference, but like when we say you suck, like, this is a podcast. We love you. It's great. You suck. We suck. We're definitely the American conference of the podcast, right? But... We're the babies, bro? Just the sunbelt over here going, let's put our games on

least book. My space exclusive. But what we thought with the advent of the specialization of college sports, and the end of civilization as we know it. Apland. A lot. As John Wright says,

hey, man, put both engines full. I don't want to survive this one. We got right to put the fallout. He also another 59. What kind of snacks are we going to have on its own presidential airlines? Sewing tobacco. Just a big bag of pills.

Hey, miss, he come back just had gym in it. Just lose gym. You're welcome. So since every college athlete is soon to be as wealthy as Billy Graham, leading to the immediate downfall of all of academia. And that was when he retiring on site. He said he would.

I guess he's going back to real estate now he's like so he's an honest man right guess what's not about Devo by the way not selling a house

he's like oh I can't do that he's going to sell his he's going to sell his liqueeat this house looks straight up like a lekeena so setting aside the fact that we've been

paying players at least in store credit for you know Can I change his gift card and a cash? No! You go to Circus City University, my damn it! We should have roughly a century paying them, finding every nickel and dime way to pay them. How fucking paying them!

And now we start paying them, so probably... What's that mean for juice spray? What is that? Okay, that is such a... specific claims of Brooklynville? We'll get to that. Right now you definitely don't want to go to a church

to get paid. Right? Right? Because that doesn't happen. So, we figured that we need to set the ACC up with appropriate sponsorship, right? Because I can't think of a more ACC thing than to be paid

way too much money to underperform. You don't know. So, I mean, At a point, in the Adelaide. Okay. So, I mean, let's start with the easy one, North Carolina. I'm already associated with Jordan Brain, right? That's not, we're not going to let that slide.

A specific Jordan Brand is, in fact, your new sponsor for every athlete you have. Brian, what was this one? It's Michael Jordan's jeans. Yeah. Yeah, and yeah, you got to wear him on. the hill, too. Not run out.

Not run on. Deep rocks. It's a ball control offense now. You can do like a crayon, please. They can also double those injury tents. Hey, folks, there are people. Let's go one of those jeans. We got in the back building.

We got Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith. Jason White and his nice with you. Yeah. A weed dealer from 2002 with these fat pants. The German Reds, by the way, I mentioned backbrown in one of those. Background and the backpans.

I love these. The kids love them. I got two iPads in one pocket. I just want to hear Matt Brown. These old cats stewed on them. Look at this. I just want to hear of your background. Megan D. Stallion.

Megan, the... To indicate the second D, right? Megan B. Stoutly. I like your book, but she's confident like my team. It's just George Bush. NC State. What can we say about NC State other than you've

sort of been going around and around in circles forever never getting anywhere. All the fame. We travel in a pack. Together is. Going to where. Food line. Oh, you know, what are you in here?

One moment. One moment. Say, Michelle, calm down. All right to that one. So, Clemson's South Carolina. We got a set up for y'all. Clemson is apparently, your hair is Cedar. South Carolina.

You are food lines. I can become Harrison. I can't wait for Wilmust yet to turn that down. Bois, fuck my cause. I like bleaching on me to keep my pipe sleeping. I'm not full of protein because they eat nothing for protein. I'm going to be a lot of you become smarter than wine.

I am. Because their food is like every South Carolina season. After a week, you're like, oh, I don't know what a teeter is. Foodline and I have only heard up once in my entire life because if they don't have them in Pittsburgh, they don't have them in the NBC, I don't think. I learned about it in a journalism class. Yes, because Food Lion got caught by undercover primetime live reporters

doing some truly gross shit. Yeah. And they have in common with South Carolina that they, of course, really grew some performances on ABC. Yeah. It's probably the guy running the little Twitter account for here. I mean, I'm not like a lot of them. I also like this because in South Carolina,

was revealed to his bleaching pork as to you like South Carolina fans would be like Hudson bleached the whole damn groceries you go there's your best of it that way they wash cows come on this is like that all the players muscles are shot full of pork from injectors that's going to be a good football I also by the way my food line story because I grew up in Tennessee and a food line open up we should not have a food line It's hard about loving yourself. That's why I was a foodline. And, like, where you know,

food line opened up, it's like, where I was at, anything to open up is a big deal. You're like, got new racks. You're like, we're eating there for a week straight. We're hitting that bitch every night. You're not a piece open up your leg. You linked in Sing City, 2000. It's not an industrial district.

You know, I was happy A little Sam when they opened up My new water filtration facility We're just going to go sit and watch it, y'all. Okay, awesome. So food line opened up, I'm like, we hit that food line hard, y'all. Then that 2020 report came out

and my family kept hitting it hard. You know what the argument was? My dad was like, that's value right there. You know what cost class? Beat with bleach in it. And your dad knew on to oversee the Hepatitis out break it, O'Charlie? He did!

He did! He did! When you say overseas, it had been like... It sounds like there was a far-blade plan. Step one. Acquired Hepatitis. Step two, question mark. Think it's got like the world shitty as 24 villain?

Oh, Charlie's in East Tennessee. Extent world domination. He's 24 minutes. next one would be Jack Bauer still shoots your dad My dad's like, bitch Jack Power's the guy who dies in the Mrs. Winter's Ben.

We'll tell the Mrs. Winter's Ben story later and get to that, remind me about that. We're going to have a Q&A as the Q&A is a part of their eventual recording. Somebody asks Spencer about the Mrs. Winter's Ben. It involves a body event. So, Duke University, got any Duke people here? No, we're kidding.

It's like nothing but humans here. It's like the thing we test to see if you're a Duke graduate, which are one to fly out. They don't work. That's why we're getting on family dollars, this boxer, because that's how they got in to Duke in the first place. That's the nicest joke. There were worse. What do we give it to ECU?

ECU. This was American Athletics. That basically is the answer. Yeah. E.C. is most famous alum. Of course. McMan. So he's

Sandra Bullitt. Okay. She's a wrestler now. How about that? I'll show you in an apple on inside. The beer finishing me. Eastie is getting some fruits, yeah. I don't think Eastby quite deserved, like, you know, it's just in a WrestleMania program. We'll give them, like, you know, the one thing I'll show.

Yes, we broke, too. By the way, we'll also, like, ECU is already an actual pivotism because their mascot's basically a wrestler. By the way, Giamle soon and hired Steve. Hired at Steve. Hiann, did we have an ECU story, by the other? We do have an ECU story. Oh, yeah. So, you know any Auburn fans here, first of all?

Yes. So before you coached that Auburn, Pat Guy had a short spell coaching at the CIO. Sure did. He had taken over. for a man named Sully Rangel. Sully Rangel, two years prior to the year we're talking about, had gone to UVA, so he'd taken that job. At the time, he said the difference between the two programs

was like comparing apples and orange. DCU in 1975, two years after that time, went on the road in Charlottesville and beat Virginia's 61 to 10. At which point, UCU fans, including the chancellor of the school, held in the field with apple soup. What do we give a wake? Fortnite at the games based in North Carolina.

We learned today. And, man, this game, you start with 100 people. All right. So, like, of course. Way of Stating. And then the map shrinks are just sort of frantically trying to construct anything lasting whatsoever, but it keeps falling apart, and your coach

leaves you every time you wins a bowl game. And then, you know, it's in... Also, a good half of the matches, server failure. Wake Forest, the record, don't just be a server fail. Also, you can make it all the way through the season without winning a second. So, Wake Forest is Fortnite if it was popular with that, hopefully goaling that once. Yeah, also going 500?

Real good. Really good. Who's the greatest Wake Forest player in there? She said, player? She said, player? Just like half that was? You don't think it's right. No, you can't use that's bullshit.

That's bullshit. Terrence William. All right. I love football. Terrence William. Ryan Picklew. Yeah. Ryan Kinglow.

Yeah. Eric. Eric Curry. Eric Curry. How did he do? How did he do? Oh. Oh.

Oh. The worst I know what you're like, don't you're like, don't you're like, nope, fuck you brain. No, have you ever seen that, like, video? You know who deserves his comeuppance? He got his own soft. He's not, and that's him. The most famous football player in Wake Forest History, I'm confident, or at least the most famous right now.

He's famous because he went on the Bachelorette this season. He was great. He was a great guy. A real mensch in every way. He also transferred to MAU in the future. He's very famous.

I like that this makes an AAU finish a tool. He's for his fucking manners. I'm sure Lake Kiffinus used the first of finishing school like me. All right. He's single now. It's cool. So lastly, we got two more.

Two more. Two more. Two more. Of state, of course. You have to pick out. Because you do so much more with so much less. To pick out is a sunbelt team that goes and kicks a big team's ass. Yeah, you're like, are you going to give us five-star?

No, we need three-star content in the best. You're going to get a lot of it. Michigan was like, we only have $7. What could they possibly make it? You're like, oh, my tummy. I was so full. How was it a combo with multiple black kids? I do think those biscuits

I'm having money. There's someone who's milk. So we went to cook out briefly earlier today and Alex pulled the most I'm in my 20s move which is in line and was like I want to have a sprite. And then as we're pulling up to the speaker

he says actually I would like a milk shake. as somebody squarely in his mid-30s I can tell you that is not a decision I can make on a customer I got to call my GP I got to check my will I got a window on multiple ways I hate to correct you that's the second most time

in my 20 story we've had about us what's the first the first came during meetings last fall when we were talking about things we enjoyed for a nice day-long drinking finch when the weather turns. Like, oh, I'm a nice shandy. Oh, I like a spritzer. And Alex pipes up.

Jim. Like, you're still drinking gym for a day long now. Like you're ready to report for colonial duty of all the way. I just come from Rhode Beach. What kind of shit do they have in Myrtle Fees? They kind of be flying on Mid-South Preachian. We have a bunch of companies we haven't given out. So one more.

We are in Charlotte. There are actual University of Employees. Charlotte. Charlotte Board of Niners. Y'all get all the rest. Y'all get Mike of America. You get milk. Bone changers. Haynes.

Your car's teeter, lobes, and Midwood smokehouse. All right. Oh, we love that, though. Yeah, that was real good, but I'd just like that we're giving a clean underwear and a barbecue restaurant. Let's say, working themselves out. Hey, cool, it's a lot. It's a good job with banking here.

You can Paris and Teeter. We're not going to say that brick. So, if you say earlier in the table, we're not going to say, earlier that the ACC is usually bad. Yeah, I mean, we have some sense to back, that the ACC is a story. Not why, no, no, this is a podcast ain't playing. We have selectively called embarrassing stories.

I'll put it this way, okay? The ACCC has a different priority for the ball. That's probably good for you all. I don't know just ran fast at all. You have good universities like NC State. You know, at UNC. FSU. FSU.

Right? Now having powerhouses like Maryland, right? Big Tim. Mama's calling. They're coming in the rest of the day. So, right now, of course, the story of college football is it's Clemson and then Clemson's awful friends. That's the case. It feels like a very Clemson thing.

It's funny because over the past few years, this feels like a whole new thing, right? whole new thing, right? If you're just now tuning in at college football, you're like, wow, what happened to the rest of the ACC? Well, nothing, because this is how it's always been. We were sort of blinded for a few years there, but this is normal. When we were growing up, it was FSU

was covering for the rest of the ACC. If you go out, and many of its players. So, before FHU is covering for MECU, that's, that's, that's, uh, way. So before FHU is at it, if Clemson isn't good, then you have a conference that... Good God.

It's power conference in the only much generous terms. It's further back you, though, the more hilarious that. It is particularly delightful to me that the ACC was originally formed by a group of Southern Conference schools that were pissed off that the Southern Conference was putting limits on postseason play. So they were like, we'll show you. With our own limits on post-season play. Don't tell it.

Also, keep in mind, these Sokine schools were the ones that didn't make the SEC. So do we want to start with... You're going to start with your friend? I love mine. We're going to talk about Wake Forest's first ACC title. The year is 1970. And I'm going to spoil it for you now. Wake Forest's final record is six and five.

I'm surprised. This will wait for a scene that went three to seven in 1969. 1970 was the first year that cultural programs were allowed to play an 11th game. And so Wake Forest this year plays four home games and seven road to them. So they start for a year with road losses to Nebraska, South Carolina, and Florida State. South Carolina is the only ACC. school of those, and then Witt wins their next four games, including

a 92-yard game-winning touchdown drive against the U.N.C. with 12 seconds left. They scored the touchdown of 12 seconds left. Then they lost Tennessee by 34. At the time, that wasn't embarrassing because it's not bad.

They beat Duke and C. In their last game year, they went to Houston and lost 262. But they still wait five and one in the agency, and that was good enough to win the conference. Two years later, their coach springboarded from this to take the Minnesota job. And it was more than 30 years before Wake Forest finished above 500 in conference law. That coach was also back brown. Y'all didn't love me so much. I also like to see because UNC

chose to a better record, so they got invited to a bowl game, and conference championed win for us did not. That was back with a bowl game for basically just kind of like junkets, right? Like, that's where they're like back win. Oh no. That's when, you didn't even have to be like pretend to have like an outcome-based approach to things like that's what if you go do this search bull game 1960s bear brian bear brian is drunk in the like at the first press conference right it's like him and bop the man he's switching hats being like this game doesn't matter

give me your hand pop the man is like i'm so glad i'm not being lincoln jesus i don't want to live Miami Beach. This isn't my year that I have on the script, but it feels not... Not many of these people, but... It's not a striker, but... Every one of this show, carefully crafted. Starfish! Your tormentors are behind us.

Boles matter to programs like NC State, which in 1957, one in the ACC. And... And how many Orange Bowls have Tennessee played? Anyone else in there? You know, that thing you all know? Yeah, I don't know if you say it does. Yeah, I believe the answer is zero. It is.

They were very excited. They were very excited to go to the Rose Bowl, excuse me, to the Orange Bowl for the conference. They were very excited to go to the Orange Bowl, something that hadn't happened for them. And they couldn't go after winning the SEC. because they're basketball team was cheating. And as well as ACC

ending ever in group, one is that Duke got washed by Oklahoma and the Orange Bowl, wasn't close, and the other is that NC State has not been back. But the basketball team is on the straight American. I hope that, like, the basketball team still cast a code. Thank you.

Ohio State's like, yeah, our bowl band goes to somebody on. You're out. Ohio State baseball, you're out. Can you imagine about when I'm going out in Ohio State baseball team? They'd be immobile. They have to go jollies to put them on. Can you help with the Michelin Tire mascot?

But your lineup can't have nine designated hitters. I'm not here to lose. Welcome to our college football. Let's go back further. 1969. Nice. Thank you. So, since World War II, no other...

Let's think about Michigan. They're like, they're like, fine. Spike says team. So no other current power conference is at a year in which its average team would have been an underdog against an average FBS equivalent team based on SRS. This is sort of like if you say a power conference team as an underdog against like an NIU. That's like the most average team every year, right?

So it's your way to apply. So the average ACC team in this year in 1969 would have been a touchdown underdog against this NIU. FBS, close an average team. In 1960, the ACC, rated worse than the 2018 Mac or 2018 Sun Belt. It wasn't just bad. It was the platonic ideal of perfect ACC. Every single year, we want the whole coastal division

to go for being poor. This year, five big teams were basically by the NC State managed to pull a win a tie instead of a loss in there. Yeah, yeah. Awesome. Awesome. Hold on.

The scene, rubble, man appears from it. I wonder what creature can survive such terrible conditions. So only one team has got $500 overall going $7.84. Question. How many conference titles does South Carolina have? What? In which conference you did South Carolina? Eighteen.

What year was that? Ninety-nine. In 1929 187, The worst season by any conference ever is the only conference title in the 97 years of South Carolina being a conference member. That's fucking awesome.

Hey, we got a hyphen, damn it! It's true I would say South Carolina should go in a pin it but you're on one at that too you're going to have done that before it ain't over here

Yeah, so you're ranked 85 in scoring You got blown out by Georgia and you lost a ball game These things are really your What? Let's be thanks to be nice to this.

I was trying to go back I was looking earlier today there is an interview with South Carolina's quarterbacking this year, who was a long-time review, he announced for Cancats. And he said, if you say, we would have a 20 conference title. Also, the only other remotely non-horrible team in the ACC that year was UNC quarterback by ACC. John Swofford, who completed passes at a 44% clip. That year, by the way, it's like those periods in, like, Earth's history,

but then, like, for a million years, Shrews rule. The most of the story is over. The era of the hippopotamus is yet to be. You're ruled by termites. It's okay, I'm like, you want to bite me! Alex, you next up. Yeah, so we have the 1960s, ACC.

And it has all of the good stuff that we love in ACC season. There are a few teams with records above 500. There's two, actually. That was just one, and there was even at 500. Obviously, Clemson wins to see that year. Maybe not saw this at the time, but the ACC managed through incredible engineering and its schedule to go 30 and 50 that season. We call that a Pittsburgh Pirates first half of the season.

And they did it as a whole conference. and the way that they did this was honestly like, never stop without, but it's absolutely unbelievable stuff. So back in this era, they have different amounts of

conference games, right? Like, teams aren't playing, not every team is by the internet schedule, pretty commonly. What is in, like that little paper game you play in? I will live in a mansion, and I will play in the forest. You know, I primarily just do

we want. And the two best teams in the conference that year, doing Clemson and NC State. NC State as mentioned, was not eligible for the first season. For losing basketball. There's basketball times

don't tell their footballs. Clemson and NC State played second baseball team. Wait, are you taking our football team from playing at all? And if so, do we think that happened immediately? Glennon and NC State played seven conference, which was a mass, and they were only two

two teams in the conference. You also have the two worst teams in the conference, North Carolina and South Carolina, playing the fewest conference books, four for South Carolina. Four! And five for North Carolina. So you have plays in... This is like playing a card game with a toddler. No, you're forgetting all that.

No, you don't do goddamn it. The ACC, by having... You know how you play. black check with the top. This is like soft 17 versus cards. They're just driving a good way to make money. Right, just do the game to chop.

That's fun. Anyway, the ACC, by having Clemson, it's only good team, to play three top 10 teams, Georgia Tech, Alabama, and USC, and lose all their games and having clums and otherwise just destroying the horrible ACC and do the exact opposite of that with its worst teams manage a 30 and 50 record an achievement the likes of which i think it's

literally impossible versus again it might not be that much as possible in this much and possible so get it up so here's the really fun part we've been going back in the history the ancient days almost none of us Samson's basketball even Winser was around but Gangoff

Brown over here but Gandalf the stray but but one of the four worst years is actually

not all that long No no no it's fairly recent by the way We're going to take you all the way to you know The year of Tommy Braxton

we're taking to the Unbreak My Heart Year, where the ACC heard that request and said, no. We're going to let that summer sit there. You have two pieces on the floor. Because this is the year 1996, okay?

I believe that was born. It's not that's far off. It's really not that far off. It's close. So let's review. This is a Just historically speaking, by the way, this is the year of prime FSU, which like all the things in Florida should be viewed as subprime FSU. This is a team dominating a horrible rotten log of a conference that if the auditors ever really checked through the books, would find to be lacking in both capital, credit, and substance.

Fortunately, this is Florida. No one ever did. Okay. In 1996, okay, we're going to get to this, and I think it's crucial. The ACC will finish below 500 as a conference. That's so hard to do, y'all. It's a pool. It's this big, right? Like, it's just inbreeding.

It shouldn't really come out. No, no, no. They finished bullet 500. They did it. And how they did it is wondrous and serves my interest personally. And that's why I'm going to talk about it. Because, for instance, okay,

there are two really, really good teams in this conference. Okay? There's Florida State. that eventually goes to what is the national title game, which is the Sugarball versus the team we'll talk about later. And there is UNC, which jabs out to our one UNC here. I'm having up like three people at 33% for the baseball.

It's about right. So Wake Forest. White Forest that year goes three and eight under Jim Caldwell. Who would hire a coach who at three and eight? How would he have a career after that? Much less coaching a sugar bowl Or a Super Bowl. Yeah. How did that happen? Wake Forest won three games.

By how many points? A combined eight. Including two one-point victories over Duke. By the way, Duke goes winless this year. And then five years later, they go winless again under Franks. This is all my way of saying. Duke is the bailout for everybody. The person who never failed to pick up the phone, and it was like,

I've known me. You will talk to me. Duke will talk to you. They'll book up their whole next week of work. Who will go out with me and spend the last of their life savings? They missed a child support payment. Duke football. I would have paid,

but Dan was on me. Waits eight losses that year, by the way. An average of 29.7 points per game. That's a loss in margin. Okay, so 30 points. If they lost a game, they lost it huge. Cool. North Carolina, yeah, they went 10 to 2 that year.

Let's talk about the 2. Because there's 10, and that's Matt Brown. You know how that went. Oh, they were working on a football game. But in what I'm supposed to, recruit a bunch of guys. One recruiting, right? North Carolina lost two games that year.

Who did they lose to? First of all, they went down to Tallahassee versus Florida State. How many points did they score? Does somebody say six? Six doesn't seem much long. A lot? Yeah, you want to take six? No. No. They scored Sando. No points.

The number four. Playing in range. It ever happens in North Carolina. It was raining in the conditions were difficult. Sure they were, but. They had 187 yards of offense. They had two puns blocked and a field goal block. And they lost 13 to zero to Florida.

They don't start. No, no. You can go ahead and drink, because I'm about to talk about that. It's only more painful than scoring zero points. Complete failure in a fucking game. This, this, it would be leading UVA. Caroline is sitting in the far away. What are you going to say something good about UVA?

We can only work with what we've got in there. This is what the market had, and we're about to cook it up. Even in the Harry Potter for CBA sucks. What do you teach your Wizards to do? Work at the National Review. You can't keep this up with Caroline sitting right there. Y'all in here to stabbing on a podcast. They are leading UVA going into the fourth quarter.

17 to 3, surely a safe leave, surely Matt Brown will not ridder this away. Oh, come there! 17 to 3 immediately becomes a fraud 17 to 10 game when UVA picks off a pass at the 20, no, 10, no,

5-yard line, and runs it all the way back for a TV ticket, 17 to 10, UPA scores again, and it takes a final goal, the insult of insult, to win 2017 in Charlottishville over UNC given the a 10 and 2 record. Clemson went 7 and 5.

Oh, that's that sound too bad, you know, 7 and 5. Yeah, that's Tommy West, sure. The guy who had it, by the time Tommy West had a pool that, was he. Clenton Paul print, which is actually like the most balling thing. I was the same on Tomlin. Besides the fact that when he got fired in Memphis, his whole last press conference was,

y'all need to get serious about football because this ain't serious. Tommy West, it was like a wrestling problem. This ain't the last you'll hear me. I'll turn up an NJ W or whatever, Japanese service. The other than leave Memphis is to promise to be back to Memphis. That is so very a shitting boyfriend.

You'll never find anybody as good as me. What do you need you did in the week? Tommy Bowdo was better than me. So, you say, okay, 7-5, I need you bet. It gets two best teams of the conference, Florida State and UNC. The combined score, their two losses of them, was 79. Yeah, so that would stop. If any of y'all had complained about that, I was slapping purse.

Oh, you're like, how can you keep it close against you? And say, shut up! You forgot Tommy West and you forgot Tommy Bowden. Maryland, they would five and six, but y'all already do that. Maryland could go five and six with the 12th game. Maryland could be there in a hundred games, and they would go 49 and 51 for the rest of their wives. We would love to go five and six. That was the best.

Maryland a couple of weeks ago. It was like, didn't they figure your offense out? He scored 79 against Howard. How makes you score against Temple? Theoretum we scored against Syracuse. That's correct. That's correct. Maryland was not in Texas.

It's hard for you used to find it in Texas. Maryland has a very country that shouldn't have a space program. It's a space program. Where it's like... The Uzbekistan Terrapins over there. It actually is a great airplane museum. I'm not sure why you would be at this point. So you're saying Maryland has a museum dedicated to things that don't fly anymore.

Look at all the things you could use to leave Maryland. Old Bay, Old Bay! It's not even new, baby. You can get that. It's an old way. MSU. Now we get to the Princess of Conference

who finish this year at 11 and out. Surely that's going to go well. There's five of their opponents, by the way. They're like, man, FSU defense was incredible that year because they held five opponents to under 10 points a game. This is a lesson for anyone watching football because when you see that, you should think two big. One, I don't know, maybe that big offense is real good.

Two, maybe the conference blows. Maybe there's just some people phoned it in. Paychecks in that conference. Turns out, by the way, they end up being 4 to 24-21. I can say that we've got to officiating in that game those two years later. I do have spent on 23 years later. I still have quite a few complaints about the fact

that day we're basically eating by two irones in that game. I've watched the replay that game. Keith Jackson does this. It passes out, fall out of hand. One, two, three. helmet to the throat. Down and over and Keith Jackson goes...

But the important thing is that you've moved on. And Keith Jackson goes, that's a plain football player. That's just, that's just physical football. So surely, surely, by the way, at Florida State will defend the honor

of the conference by defeating Florida in a rematch at the sugar pole. They don't! 5220, as big a blowout as it possibly happen. Yeah, clap. You're not clout.

a victory of good over evil that person later goes and goes in South Carolina and both secures and ruins is a legacy at once and you're really good at South Carolina I didn't go to South Carolina and why you're working for Dan Snyder and he's fine so that's all that's all personal here's the amazing

universal thing about that it's this that in that game going into it the record of the ACC on the year was 51 wins and 51 losses in the final game of the season for the Atlantic Coast Conference Florida State fails to defend the valor of the ACC takes the conference of 51 and 52 on the year takes them to a losing record a sub 500 record for the 19th time of 67 years by comparison random comparison We'll get you, sir.

We'll get you certain. I'm sure you do. I'll answer that in a moment. I have a stab to get out in this math. It's very hard to keep in my head for longer than three seconds. The SEC has done that once in 87 years. By cheating, perhaps. By misguided principle as a society, yes?

Yes, your question. moment it went. There's one that acts to do it's a great attention. Epianian ghost

cop is me. That's right. That would be the No, no, we like

me a hundred search No, no Yeah. My point, my point being here, my point being here,

by the way, my place is this, Florida gets, Florida gets to claim his first national title makes on

watch a leg GCC, you know, I heard it doesn't get to a SEC fraud. I'm immensely pleased by this. I said schools would be at now. Thank you. All right, everybody.

That's our summary of the ACC. That's our summary of the ACC. Let's go out. Let's go to make it. I'd like to say my. I'm here at Cesson Morgan. How are you broke to? Imagine that's how they had to tell my family I'd die.

Why I'm leaving New York, I'm in a coffin. He went to do a podcast taping in North Carolina and talked to points of shit about the ACC. And now he's dead because it's stupid. Usually, it's only happens when we're trying to take a statue down of a war criminal. Clearly, we all have some point to be like the rest of the group. For the record, we'll get to Q a minute's second.

For the record, when we did our Michigan show in the five bunch of shit about Michigan and the Big Ten, the Michigan fans were all like, tuck, tough, sir, you have facts. The arguments are flooded and passion shall not rule the bit. The further out we go, the less than we need these kids, I mean, it's like, we suck, show and no one moved.

What's next? Houston, we had a guy, come up. Oh, yeah, we did next. I have a comment about Kentucky. We're going to be in a light show and people were in my fireworks. I'm getting my fireworks. Yeah, we did what I just, we did

what in, by the way, we got like, 15 minutes in and we were like, I got a quest, dude. At the very first line show I did in Atlanta, we had, I and the brass band just wander up. We did this in a theater, and we had a brass band wander up to the stage and just start talking to Jason.

He was like, hey, you know, this museum used to be, it used to be a friend of, like, toilet art. Anyway, here's a beer. So, he goes, and sits back down next to my wife. He didn't know at the time, but she was just amused by this man when he went through about 11 years in service of disasters. I do think it's important.

It does matter what we think about the ACC because the playoff committee they listen to our show and that's how the decisions get made. We did the UCF. We did. We did.

We have the Congoliza Rice. I'm not going to see the mic there because I like it because Lali did just talk about war. rooms. I know one last thing about the ACC, though, which as a conference I would say, we love. It's great.

It's absolutely fantastic, especially for all its goals, failures, and its successes. As in, to the last three national titles, baby, this week for us definitely had something to do. I will also point out, I will also point out, We were not Roonade for Bama. There's audio footage of this. You've never seen the video of Lassie Second Bama, oh, I don't know, fakes of field.

You say the camera was something. Yeah, you just want to explain to you. The minute Trevor Lawrence walked up the field, I don't know, I can do. Sir Tronan has never been better. Now, this, of course, is the part of the show where we did questions and answers. We never include them in the recording that we released because we want you to feel bad that you did not attend the show yourself. We want that to motivate you to do better in the future, to come to a live show, to ask a question, to learn secrets of the College Football Universe that will only be shared with you and the other people in attendance,

and never, ever with the people who just download. Although we love you, too. Do you want to take your shirt off to a screen? It's funny. It's funny you should ask. Y'all saw there's a fat boy beard here. Because that's written right here. Because I've deleted it since because I cleaned up all tweets,

but like I decided to be an iconic UNC. That's not funny anymore Spence where she's free Yeah So what the classic verse about North Carolina Would be North Carolina Come on and raise up Take a shirt off

Fliss around your head take a test without a proctor So if you would like to join the congregation I can start I'm going to do my best peed pop Love it. I will be five, two.

I can probably be once because after that I start like puking. So if you would just join us here in the conversation

to we finish this one, two. No Carolina I'm all a mortgage so

take you shirt off three round your hand and he says the down of Parker Thank you.