Shutdown Fullcast - One Hour of Babbling Brook Audio

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

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Welcome to the shutdown full cast. Before we get to the business, let's get to some business. Podcast business. What's that business? Podcast business. Podcast business. Do some business. Hold that business.

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Would you all like to play a very relaxing beauty of nature edition of more or less? I can't think of anything I'd rather do. I have four questions here and one of them is special for each of you because you're all very special to me. You really are the saw puppet. Holly, I'm not.

going to let you go first. Great. Holly, which animal can stay underwater for more time? A capybara or a puffin? Capybara. Holly, that's correct. A capybara can stay underwater for up to five minutes.

A puffin. Only about a minute, but we're still proud of you, puffins. Yeah, they're cute. Serber. Yes. Which state has more of its area. as a percentage occupied by forest

Washington or North Carolina Washington Serber I love you so much and I'm sorry to say that you're wrong it's actually North Carolina with 59.7% of its area occupied by Forest Washington 52.7%

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Yeah Which country has a greater total area I believe you mean more Sorry Jason Which country has more Area of National Parkland And its borders

Iceland or Costa Rica This is not a percentage question This is just a gross Square kilometers question. And what? kilometers of what exactly? National parks. National parks.

Yeah. Iceland or Costa Rica. Hmm. Most of Iceland hasn't been discovered, so Costa Rica. Costa Rica has Jurassic Park. Costa Rica narrowly beats out Iceland. That's correct, Jason. 12,913 square kilometers of national parks.

Iceland, 12,407. From your blood. But... To your point, is there a Mrs. DNA? She got that dangly body. And finally, Spencer. According to the Smithsonian's Global Volcanism Program. I'm going to say that one more time.

According to the Smithsonian's Global Volcanism Program. It's not about Batman. I see you raising your hand. It's not about Batman. I was going to say, okay, thing made up in a Wes Anderson movie. It's not, and it's not about the statue in Alabama either. The United States has the most Holocene volcanoes of any country, which is basically any volcano that's been active in the last 11,700 years. I'm going to give you two places, and I want you to tell me which one has more Holocene volcanoes than the other one.

Italy and the United Kingdom. hmm this is the overthink question because you want to say that it's more to great britain because italy's the obvious answer unless he preloaded this with three overthink questions specifically to get you okay saw puppet that's right see i'm going to go but you know what i'll go see his little hand see his little hand reaching for the switch was it there's been an inch of water on the floor this whole time puppet what are you doing I'm going to go ahead and say that we're not counting some weird shit up in Scotland, so I'm in the Orkney, so I'm going to go say Great Britain has more.

The United Kingdom does in fact have more Holocene volcanoes than Italy, 14 to 13. Are these volcanoes active and doing shit? No, but they're there. Nobody wants to work anymore. That's why the United Kingdom is, in my heart, the volcano capital of the world. Margaret, that you laid off the volcanoes. I'll never forgive it for that. Once again, this has been more or less the beauty of nature edition, brought to you by

prospects. Man, I don't have an active volcano anywhere near me, so I'm just going to have to use these comfortable, collegiate, vintage, fluffy-ass hoodies from home field apparel to keep me warm. It's called hoodie season and not volcano season for a reason. That's true. the magma of the body there we go there we go they do cascade down me and if you do live near an active volcanoes on the front the utah my favorite utah hoodie has mountains on the front that's a good point and if you do live near an active volcano I think with I don't have the

numbers on this but I think with enough home field apparel hoodies you could stop the flow of magma right well not only that Ryan that's how fireworks not only that but with the homefield Apparel Kruaneck, which is also a very popular, very snugly, colder weather item. With the Colorado State Heather Green Kroonek, for example, I'm pretty sure that's an ancient ruin on the front of it that you could use to summon a volcano of your own. Or to bind the volcano. Hear me out. If you find yourself in a volcano situation, I'm going to want to wear a home field apparel

tank top to stay cool in that situation. You might also want to carry with you something like, especially if you're a on a date, you know, first date, let's go see the volcano. You might want to carry with you one of their coaching jackets so that you can lay it down in an ash puddle for your lady, thady, or otherwise date to tread across. Chevalry is not dead. It's just encased in lava. I mean, we've talked about Mount Vesuvius countless times on this show. One indisputable scientific fact, none of the bodies they found at the site were in possession of a single item of home field apparel not even the guy who was jacking it

not even the guy who was jacking it don't be the guy jacking it be the guy in a jacket yes nailed it Connor you can put that one on the site if you like we talk a lot about our offer code forecast which gives you 20% off your first purchase of home field home field apparel's fine vintage collegiate apparel but This week, by the way, we're recording this and dropping this on Tuesday, November 5th, 2024. If you are listening this week, HomeField Apparel is running a 20% off sale site-wide. Get in there, friends and neighbors who have made their first purchases long, long ago

and have longed for discount codes of your own. I'm going to look up the code right now so you can have it for your very own. It is BF20, site-wide sale at homefield apparel.com. So I just realized if Hesuvius went up right before No Nut November If they just waited a couple more days Those folks would have been safe for a whole month There's an argument that he did succeed Because there definitely was no nutting after that

That's true That's one way to resolve the issue all at once Reduce the whole town to nutton Well I know it's going to be bad Because you look so pleased with yourself If we also can for one second address our friends in the Reddit.

We've been accused via our comrades in the Reddit of mispronouncing the word Pliny. We know an astonishing amount of Latin between the five of us. And if you go back and listen to the original episode, a thousand Pliny's living you, you'll find out that we're not pronouncing the name of Plinius in vain.

It's just funnier to yell Pliny, get off that swing set. That's right. I'm explaining the joke to you because we're all going through some shit right now. This is your one. This is all you get. But I wasn't going to stand for having our Latin abilities curtailed. We did not go friendless for so much of our lives to have our Latin knowledge denigrated now. Holly, who's we? Me and Holly.

It's me and Holly. You would be really surprised who on this show actually took Latin as a class. Mm-hmm. Yep. Bombshell. More than once. Two years. You know more, he knows more Latin than I do.

That is correct. Yep, it's upsetting. You a nerd. Also, I will say this. You gotta be, you gotta get, you gotta get real educated to act as stupid. That's right. The fucking Lauren, Lipsums over here. Also, Vesuvius is near Naples, which is in southern.

Italy. So they have to say it with the southern accent. Y'all are so dumb sometimes. That's true. That's true. I did appreciate that there was one guy who really got into it and was like, well, listen, ecclesiastical Latin would actually have it. And I was like, okay, all right. You know, I'm getting too worked up over this. We love you. Don't explain the plot. As Holly mentioned, you know, a lot of people going through a lot of stuff right now. That's why we're not even going to mention any games this week. We're not going to talk about like, I don't know, old miss basically having to prove that it's worth a shit by playing georgia we're not going to talk about the fact that indiana can beat michigan and achieve a height it's never achieved and also

have more wins over michigan in the last what is it like four years than ohio state does that's that's the thing we're not going to talk about definitely not going to talk about how georgia tech could get bowl eligible by beating miami no we're not going to talk about uh the incredible stress now added to clompson virginia tech with clompson face planting last weekend um who does florida play this weekend don't worry about it i'm not going to talk about that we're not going to talk about the clash of the clash of david's that is south carolina vanderbilt the most important game in human history we're not going to talk about the natural enemies of kinnisaw state at utab the owls of the skies and the utep miners of the earth beneath we're not even we're not even going to talk about

how funny it would be for florida state to get its second win of the season by beating no Notre Dame and South Bend. Nope, you know, we're, we are going to talk about one game, but only metaphorically speaking. On Friday, there's going to be a Sominex dropped into your cocktail. There's going to be a little sleeping pill that you can take through the eyes called Iowa, UCLA. That's right. And it is the second most relaxing thing you could listen to this week if you just put it on and drift it off to the land of nod. But the first most relaxing thing you can listen to is this podcast this week.

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