Shutdown Fullcast - Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Camping World Bowl

Episode Date: December 23, 2017

Featuring two of the college football fanbases best suited to a camping-based society. Because this game is in Orlando, we are also required to make extensive mention of the Weird Donald Trump Robot at Disney. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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welcome to the shutdown full cast 40 for 40 oh let's go we're talking about the camping world pole it's in orlando every bowl game is secretly in orlando you have to go into a pipe somewhere in disney world and then you take an underground tunnel to the bowl game of your choice if you're lucky if you're lucky it's just a tunnel that comes up in orlando and if you're not i don't know you got to take a tunnel all the way to some like boise or some shit so let me let me ask you You both live in Atlanta. I think this is well established. If you had a friend who is saying, yeah, me and the family are going camping this weekend. And you said, cool, where are you going? And they said, Orlando, what would your reaction be? Maybe you're camping at Epcot.

That sounds pretty awesome. That was my first thought was that you were going to the campgrounds at Fort Wilderness. Which, to be fair, they're pretty dope. That would be my first thought. Like, I'd be like, oh, okay, cool. And if not, I would be like, I don't know, you're part of some weird group activity.

I don't understand, like, you know, church or Kwanis Club, right? Where they're like, yeah, we'll camp out in a parking lot. We'll raise awareness for stuff. Yeah, like, I don't, yeah. Anybody who goes to the Camping World Bowl and does not go see the Donald Trump robot at the Hall of Presidents fucked up badly, fucked up so, so badly. How many times do you think that thing's going to get like a hand or the head stolen, right?

Because everybody I knew, if you grew up in Florida, right, and this wasn't just on grad night right grad night was the thing they had so you wouldn't drive drunk so naturally everybody went there and brought every drug that could possibly find in their parents cabinets and beyond right and i knew somebody who took acid and ripped the head off of uh mr toad on mr toad's wild ride and got like i'm pretty sure this guy's an investment banker now um but yeah he uh he did that now and my first thought when you know they showed like the awful john void uh with you know the meringue topping right uh donald trump with the stupid long tie and everything right my first thought it's it's it's jimmy carter slowly turning into violet bea regard yeah somebody i can't remember somebody said it looked like uh god who was the uh guy who played the monster and young frankenstein and was on um everybody uh peter uh shit i know peter something peter shit he overcame a lot in his acting career.

What an amazing man. Peter Boyle, Peter Boyle. Does it say it looked like Peter Boyle seconds after he'd been ejected from an airlock? Starting to boil away. So anyway, how many times do you think like some high school are like

completely like amped up on caffeine being in high school or a more powerful drug, right? like some PCP adult dude who went to, I don't know, Tarpon Springs High School, right? Just like walks in and just like, yeah, man, and tries to tear the head off that thing.

It's going to be pretty frequent. Three. I think it's going to happen three times. Yeah, they have backup heads at this point. I hope they do. I mean, that thing was one of a kind. How do you replicate that thing? That might have been one of the backup heads, just to be clear.

If I see somebody running out with the head of animatronic Donald Trump, right? Like running through? I might take an accessory charge to tackle the security guard or just to an accidental trip like, ball, sorry.

We gotta let him go. It's the only way to stop Skynet. I'm from the future. Let the high school run away with the Donald Trump head if you want to live. We don't wear pants. the future you can't arrest me you know open container laws aren't part of the future either the future is pretty good yeah camping world bowl by the way uh you're you're looking at

oklahoma state speaking of people who don't believe open container law should be legal also virginia tech also virginia tech this is a this a damn futuristic ball game right here a lot of liberated minds and there's so much freedom in this bowl game so much so many people who go you know snake hunting is really an introductory thing what's it what's in the lunchbox gin like a bottle no just slashed around in there just drinking straight for the lunchbox turns out also two groups of people who if they were transported to a world where all um residences were campgrounds like a literal camping world yeah they both do all right that's true every day is a camping world where you're no

State or Virginia Tech fan, man. Oh, God, I just, I just realized we're sending these people also to Epcot where they can just be like, drink around the world, they'll be like, shit. Let's triple circumnavigate it, brother. Magellan was a dick. Call me Captain Cook, because it's eating up in here. I don't know. I kind of feel like Oklahoma State, they're just going to park in America. Just make a lapse around.

I know. I will tell you what they will do, because I love these people dearly. They will go to Mexico. They will drink too many margaritas. They will wear black jeans and boots. No matter what the weather is, they will wear black jeans and boots. They will order too many margaritas and get full on chips. That's what Oklahoma State fans will do.

And they will wear, they will wear cowboy hats and they'll be like, oh, man, it's part of like the team thing. No, they just got dressed. Why do you not live in Stillwater? It's an eventual thing Yeah, you're describing your ideal self People in Stillwater wear boots with shorts I've determined This is my test for whether I could live in a place

It's if you'll wear inappropriate shoes with shorts Right Because like Stillwater Okay, you can wear boots with shorts and stillwater Nobody really blinks In New Zealand and in Australia the working man's outfit is a pair of really short shorts and work boots usually with huge legs not like smell no no no no looking like a damn urukai

walking down the street it's like work big ass like brilliant style work boots and shorts if it makes you cringe looking at it i could probably live there