Shutdown Fullcast - Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Citrus Bowl

Episode Date: December 31, 2017

CITRUS AND BUFFALO WILD WINGS DO NOT GO TOGETHER I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

welcome to the shutdown full cast 40 for 40 for the citrus bowl the citrus bowl this is this here's at uh 1 p.m on abc right so you got to have three bowl games going at once okay and i'm going to lay it out for you like this and one of them ryan nanny will be wearing an actual onion costume in the middle of a headbutting contest that'll end like 1714 between michigan south carolina right proud to do it okay thank you ryan because that's that's pretty much the actual interesting one that's the peach Bowl. It kicks 30 minutes later. It's going to be on ESPN. You're probably going to want to watch that for actual football content. We'll let you know and we'll give whatever embarrassing things happened to Ryan. Well, half time, half time of the Peach Bowl will probably be when the third quarter of the Outback Bowl is getting going and you can just tune over and watch me then, so you're fine. That's cool. Did you know that you can like actually Amazon Prime, an entire shipping container full of wild dogs trained to attack

anyone wearing a mascot costume to the Outback Bowl? But only, weirdly, only to the Outback Bowl. Only to Tampa. God bless them. But then at 1 o'clock, you got the citrus bowl kicking, right? And of these three games on paper, just if you go,

oh, man, what two teams would be fascinating preseason to look at? Oh, Notre Dame LSU. Yeah, let's watch that. Listener, that's not have this season played out. That does not have this season played out at all, but either for Notre Dame, which spent first, like, you know, four or five games looking like a national title contender and then trailed off, or for LSU, which, again, like every LSU team, had all the potential

in the world and ends with LSU firing its offensive coordinator, because nobody gets separating, okay? Are they uncoupling? Yes, consciously. Maybe unconsciously. It is Louisiana. I was going to say one of them is probably unconsciously separating from them, right? Here's how you know the citrus bowl is a lie.

And it's kind of the perfect New Year's Day lie. It's sponsored by Buffalo Wild Wings, and the trophy says so. And what's in the trophy? A bunch of fruit. Those things don't go to... Nobody's going to Buffalo Wild Wings, and you know, I'll have a fruit salad, please. Yeah, I'm trying to turn life around.

No, the Citrus Bowl trophy, is your life. It's, it, is you, you, you trying to make changes in 2018. On top, yeah, it's all healthy whole fruits, great fruit in there, some, some oranges, a tangelo, maybe, spice it up. Look at you. You're getting your fiber. You're taking care of yourself. But at the bottom, at the base, at its core, it's Buffalo Wild Wings through and through.

You'll never change that. You'll always have that dirty sauce pumping through your veins. Next.