Shutdown Fullcast - Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Taxslayer Bowl

Episode Date: December 29, 2017

Easily one of the most vulgar bowl previews we've ever done, and we BARELY mention Louisville! Miracles are all around you, if only you're willing to believe/have a very low standard for miracles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the shutdown full cast. These are the 40 for 40s. Son of a fucking whore. Do, do, do, do. All right, you know what? Seriously, this is only going to get worse. I'm going to hang up and call right back. Oh, my.

Okay, we'll keep going. So, right now we're doing the Tax Slayer Bowl. Doot. You hear that? Doot, do you hear what? Oh, damn, I'm going to hang up to. No, that's. mr just cranky because he didn't have his carrots yet oh i've had my carrots son oh shit

not your carrots ain't even taking care of the beeps these days you better double up your carrots intake listen i just uh do you want to know why it's called tax slayer the company the company not the bull because the bowl it's kind of obvious tax slayer sponsors that they also sponsor like a i think like a g league basketball or in the Midwest, but that's not important. So the tax layer company started out as just like a regular fucking tax preparation company. This is a dude named Aubrey Rhodes Sr. Spoiler.

This was in Georgia. And in the 80s, his son decided to like develop this. or I guess the company with his son's help developed tax preparation software, but they had to come up with something to name it. Because at the time, the company was just like Rhodes Murphy tax preparation or something very boring strip molly. But Jimmy Rhodes, son of the founder, had an email address. And that email address was Tax Slayer at, I presume, AOL.com or hotmail.com or prodigy.com.

tax slayer that's why it's that's where the name comes from is this badass who said you know what you know what I want my email address to be tax slayer I actually assume that he misspoke originally and the name of the company was supposed to be tax layer like they fuck your taxes

oh they fuck your taxes into submission and they're like oh tax slayer yeah yeah yeah like oh like you're slaying them with a sword um sure No, like you're fucking your taxes with a sword. Tax Slayer. Yeah, that's great.

I always thought Axelier was a much better name for this bowl. Right. Because it's Jacksonville. Why wouldn't it be Axelair? Why wouldn't it be Jackslayer? Because it's Jacksonville. And it regularly shuts the city down. Kills it dead.

Oh, goodness. Oh, Jesus. Wait, what happened? That explains why the echo's there. because he pulled he pulled his headphones out. Was Holly the one doing the beeps? Yes.

Next. What about the sax player bowl? Next. The sax player bowl? Ponytail. Next. Yeah. No, no.

We got to, listen, it's Louisville versus, it's Louisville versus Mississippi State. Oh, come on. It's Louisville versus Mississippi State. exactly right Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Who's who's

Coaching Mississippi State at this point Mm hmm Many Gia No Many guys in my hand That would be amazing If he's just like Fine I'll drive up

Your stepdad didn't pick you up from ballet Fine Kroom back Yep Kroom back Sly Krum and Jackie Cheryl standing on one on the other shoulders wearing a giant trench coat.

It's like you guys are like 11 feet tall. You really don't need those. Hello. I would like to get into the R-rated movie, please. Okay, but you're too tall. I think there should be the Mississippi State All-Stars. Just all the things we think of Mississippi. You can be like, Mississippi State All-Stars,

starring Chris Ralph. Yep. And, uh... Dack Prescott. Cowboys aren't going to the playoffs, that's fine. Smoot. Coach Smoot.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Smoot. Dog, uh, bulldog swimming. Coach water dog. Coach water, head coach, interim head coach slash athletic director, water dog. The guy who makes the ice cream. Mm-hmm.

McDonald's, the best local burger. Hey, hey. Hey, they got to, okay. Listen, I didn't make that up. They did a vote. They took a local vote. And McDonald's was like the top vote, the top burger. This city-state agricultural students, please email Ryan at celebrity hot tub at Twitter.com.

You can email them there. It's fine. And tell what you think about your school's ag program. God. See, you made Holly log on. Shouldn't have done that. That's the way they call me the ag slayer. They think you're going to be fuckos.

agslayer.com.