Shutdown Fullcast - Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Texas Bowl

Episode Date: December 23, 2017

In which we ponder what a message board based God would do, and why the Birmingham Bowl trophy is the best version of Spencer, and butts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the shutdown fullcast 40 for 40. This is going to be our discussion of the Texas Bowl. Missouri's going to win. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty much inevitable, right? And here's why. Imagine that you are God, but the only thing you care about is message board angst, which honestly might be how God works based on the world we live in. I'm going to say, am I God?

you might be i know you're dead and alive and also you have the ugly beard well not the ugly beard but it's a it's a serious beard you got you got the beard god so much hurt and you and you do look like the birmingham bowl statue i totally look like the birmingham bowl statue with its ass out it does it's got his ass out just like i do right it's kind of dad buff which, you know, not quite there at the moment, but I can get there. Aspirational, yeah. Yeah, aspirational. When they make the statue of you, you know, they're going to make some enhancements.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, you want to be remembered in your best. Specifically in the butt cheeks area. Yeah, you know, that's not too far off, frankly. But yeah, I'm going to go. I'm going to go with it, you know. Although I keep wondering, like, how many people in history have seen that, right? Seeing their statue?

Like, yeah, we've made a statue. of you, dictator, leader, asshole, right? By the way, did you see what S.I.'s headline was on this? It's amazing. I didn't know that you could get this on Sports Illustrated. It says, the Birmingham Bowl trophy has a bare ass. Dad said ass. Dad said ass.

He's got to be so impressed. But how many people, when they've gotten their statues, right? like how many people have gotten them and then gone you know right well i'm flattered but you're gonna have to make the you're gonna have to make the junk figure like the like the portrait Winston Churchill got from parliament that he burned because he hated it you don't want that you want one with a big firm ass big big like a big firm ass and a gigantic package like how many guys have seen that right dictators have gone he's not tall enough and frankly not saying enough to distortion in the trousers.

I mean, that's Henry Veth's suit of armor is like comically large in the crotch. Like, like, come on. You would have to see a doctor. This is like when they made a statue of Zangif. And he was like,

you know, that object in the front that is the size of my skull, still not big enough. Right. Need you to go ahead and Photoshop that. Missouri is going to win the Texas Bowl because if there is a God, he only cares about message board angst, and the best

way to get Texas message board members, furious as hell, is to have Texas lose the Texas bowl. It's the goddamn Texas bowl. How is Texas not winning it? How do you expect Texas to win any non-Texis bowl when they can't

even win the one that's named for them? Also, it'd be really funny if they spent all that money on Tom Herman and he lost to Barry Odom. yeah yeah that'd be that'd be extremely amusing also it'd be pretty funny if they went and lost to the other team that left the big 12 for the SEC and not the one that um who let's see which one of them is ducking the other this time around um i think i think now we're accusing a and m of ducking uh i can't remember i haven't yeah i think i think more people more people are blaming a and m this time last time it was

the other way around no no no no no this time it's texas because last time it was chip brown reporting that a and m was scared that sounds legit um so yeah texas too scared play in a and m losing to mazoo that's wild of course mazoo without any coaches texas without any players because they're all leaving for the nfl which that's new that's an improvement that is an improvement having players in the nfl that's a new thing next you can tell me tennessee's got draft picks what a world but their OC is the new head coach

at UCF and he took like all the coaches with him so