Shutdown Fullcast - Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The New Mexico Bowl

Episode Date: December 7, 2017

Yeah, I don't even know what to tell you with this one. Blame Tennessee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the New Mexico World podcast, in which I am still mad about the possibility of Jeremy Pruitt being our head coach. Okay, can I, can I, can I, can I, I, that's not always true. Fingers are slippery things. That's a weird thing to say. Spoken like the blooming onion mask, I, can I offer you one, maybe one sort of, uh, aspect that might ease this shock and pain for you? The one comfort I have I already need, which is that I am confident that this hire is not real. Okay, there's that. Just like all the other hires. I've had too many new dads paraded in on a string for me over the last 10 days.

It's not real until he's at the podium in the correct color polo shirt. I will say hypothetically that a coach who does not know what the word asparagus means is a great cultural fit for the Tennessee volunteers. Hey, listen, you can't spell asparagus. without UGA, all right? God damn it. Wow. Listen, all I was going to say is that this is, you don't like this. I was thinking if I talk long enough, I could keep you from doing that, but I had to take

them for us. All, all I'm saying is this. You can't spell filibuster without U.G. All I'm saying is this, you're unhappy, but imagine how unhappy Nick Saban is right now. Oh my God, we just got filibustered, P.H.I. He's a wonderful man. Yeah, this is terrible. Nick Saban's going to hate this shit.

He doesn't care. He's never lost a game to one of his underlings, except Davo, and that didn't really now. No, I'm not talking about next year's Tennessee game. I'm talking about the college football playoff. He, he, look how much it took for him to get rid of Lane fucking Kiffin in between games. The year before that, he had Kirby doing the thing just fine.

He didn't, he didn't love that either, though, did he? How do you know? Sure he did. Okay. Lane Kiffin can deal with good news and can deal with bad news and does not like surprises on one hand so I can see him being super angry.

On the other hand, you think Jeremy Perrault takes this job without Nick Saban's permission. That's true. Yeah, yeah. And that's unfortunate because if Nick Savan's letting a coach go to a permanent opponent, yeah, he probably doesn't think that highly him.

You? Oh, yeah. You're my dumbest henchman. Yeah, we can let you go. 40 on us next year just to be gracious about it. Oh yeah, you're the henchman who dies 18 minutes into the movie when you slip on some blood. Oh yeah, you can go over there. That's fine, Jeremy. Good luck. Go walls. This is the New Mexico Bowl preview. I will say that it's that it's kind of interesting that Phil Fulmer was reinstalled as athletics director and does appear to have learned one lesson from his previous tenure, which is that John Chavis is the only reason he had a job for

so many of those seasons, and immediately just started going after defensive coordinators. I find that adorable in the same way that if you release a cow, like 60 miles from home, it'll wander back to the pan. I don't actually even know if that's true. It just sounds like something Phil Fulmer would do. And Phil Fulmer, one of our nation's leading methane producers. People don't know that. Oh, God, everything hurts.

We're going to talk about the New Mexico Bowl, which features, which features which features Marshall Holly? Is this coming out in like four days? No, we're going to drop them all tomorrow because we're stupid and bad at this. Oh, cool. All right.

RIP Spencer. You know, it's during the New Mexico Bowl that I really miss Spencer because many of you, many of you out there may not know this, but he was an avid consumer of Gildan and Gildan products, mostly due to the fact

that he would get on planes and show up places without any clothes and have to go buy them at a gas station. And one of his other real passions was music. And there's something here that I really want to share with you, which is very special to me and which I had hoped to be able to share more of. But Spencer had been working on a little something right before he left us. It is a, I would call it a rap rock opera, you know, inspired by kids. inspired by kid rock drawn a lot on the over of slip knot the the centerpiece of which is an anthem

that is is known only by its working title gildan dick i'm going to play that for you now