Shutdown Fullcast - Shutdown Fullcast 4.9

Episode Date: March 30, 2016

On this episode of Shutdown Fullcast, we give you tips on how to have the Best Spring Break Ever (tip 1: don't get punched) (tip 2: don't go to Gatlinburg), figure out which rap artists would be the best NFL agent, fix the Combine, make a bunch of unnecessary video game references, and talk about how a Georgia law is made. P.S. There's still not really any college football happening, in case you couldn't tell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the shutdown full cast. Oh, listen, the birds are in the background. Hello, friends. Hello, friends. Welcome to Augusta National. Welcome to Jason Kirk's backyard. Which is just like Augusta National, but less racist. Flower noise.

Flower's so pretty you can hear them. Rustling of pine straw. Here, tinkling piano. Here in the south where, old things are always good one dollar mustard sandwich mm-hmm a mustard sandwich just like

just like uncle not actually from Georgia New York banker liked it just like Uncle Colonel used to make it and the smell of mom's birch toast because every meal

should feel like a stroke if you're Jim Nance I really like the burnt toast thing dude Jim Nance is a entire life is one long, weird stunt on humanity. I think, so he, the Jim Nance, if you don't know what this is, just go find it yourself. It's not worth explaining.

But I think, I hope Jim Nance orders all his food in fucked up fashion just to prove like I'm rich. Real quick, Jim Nance carries a picture of how he wants his toast on it, which is, in his words, black and scary. Black and scary. But I hope he orders all food wrong. Just to emphasize, like, yeah, money means nothing to me. Yeah, I hope when he orders a steak, it's like he orders it well done, and then he sends it back. Now, now do it well again. Now cover it in marshmallows.

If this is well done, I want it excellent. Excellent. I want it elite. He's got to join Twitter and, and hello friends. Hello, friends. I just ordered a pizza with pineapple on it. He should just join Twitter. Go cry about it.

Jim Nance would order a pineapple. A pineapple with pizza on it. A pineapple with pizza on. Friends, I don't eat pizza unless it's a pineapple. I carry a picture. Mmm, ketchup. He really does carry a picture like that. And like this, which to me is like I think the most alien form of behavior I've ever heard from a human being that didn't involve actually being mentally ill.

My favorite barbecue sauce is maple syrup. what if he is illiterate and um oh it's a picture menu yeah he's he's got a picture menu with him at all times like a deck of cards and he goes through him and finds the thing he wants and just holds it up hello i'm hunting Iraqi government officials and i'm doing it with bad food the best part about the masters can you bring me this item for those who've uh joined this podcast for the first time it's college football podcast and believe it or not strong disagree on a strong pass uh the actual link between the masters and college football is always georgia's spring game because the

university of georgia after years and years and years of putting up the good fight to take g-day to the next level decided they had to move it because there is a weekend where everybody either a tries to go, B, is going, or C, is doing what most people do on the weekend of the Masters, which is, honey, I'm watching golf, and then immediately fall asleep on the couch in front of the television. As Jim Nance. With so many yard work aspirations. Sleep deeply. And Georgia has sort of tried to co-op to this event. They've actually played it live on the JumboTron like before and immediately after the spring game. The worst moment in University of Georgia football history.

I think they should just stare into it. And like instead of running out of the tunnel before a game with smoke and, you know, all the hype, just like have everybody walk out very slowly and like little golf claps and just say like, next up on the tea. Or to kick the first punt. We have 100 golf carts. It looks like a game of Mario cart. They're all balking into each other. I mean, they'll polkart it.

Come on, this is a real sport. But yeah, that's in case you want to know why the University of Georgia hasn't won anything since. How are you shall? Yeah, that's why. Who won the Masters in 1980? 1980. I'm going to guess 1980, I'm going to guess Sevi by Asteroz. That is correct.

Yes. Yes. That is correct. And he was very nearly college age at that point. He was basically a redshirt senior. I wasn't, okay. All right, so I didn't even look, by the way. Yeah, he did not.

That's, by the way, my guess for anything in 1980s golf is Sebi Biosteros. With maybe a little Lee Trevino. No, the 70s, 70s. 80s, you got to do like Craig Stattler. Damn, Spencer, you've lived in Georgia so long, you know all kind of golf facts. I know. I got so many golf facts. You're ready for another golf fact?

Tom Watson. Golf fact. Or Tom Cite. Tom Kite. Tom Kite actually lives like on the same hill in Austin that Matthew McConaughey lives on, which means that like at one point Matthew McConaughey nude is like walk past, you know, like a retired Tom Kite in his backyard. Like, hey, buddy, how you doing? Hey, man.

Just living. Yeah, I'm just wagling my nine iron. Thank you, thank you, Cyrus. And Tom Kite's probably like, oh hey, buddy. Hey, just, you know, taking the long putter out for a walk. When a Texan sees a Texan a walking through the brush and the brambles. The stars at night, brother. Yeah. If you do go back, by the way, Georgia's finally, of course, move this. Pastor Troy, often at G-Day, often at Georgia Games, I saw something on Twitter this week, talking about how Pastor Troy, who carries, if you don't know, Pastor Troy is a rapper. He will go anywhere in Georgia and has no fear except for Augusta.

I like that this is the first podcast where we're assuming there are new listeners. Who's jumping on to this thing now? Pastor Troy. Oh, Pastor Troy might be. Thank you for joining us. Thanks for joining us, Pastor. Pastor Troy. I mean, it is fitting that. I would totally have to scream Holy Bible assault rifle, like, at Pastor Choi.

It is fitting that the one rapper who will show up for the Georgia Spring game is literally named Pastor. Yeah, and carries a belt. Carries a wrestling belt. Carries a wrestling belt. Where's a Georgia Bulldogs Jersey? Records Atlanta Falcons Anthems. Yeah, there was a lengthy discussion on Twitter of places people had seen Pastor Troy with the belt, which is almost everywhere.

Andre would get the invite if he changed his name to Deakin 3,000. Well, now he's holy man, so he's welcome. There's also spring break. That is another thing coming up. Spring break. Spring break. And let us remind you of the ills that can befall you on spring break because the one thing you don't want your star quarterback doing is, I don't know,

getting lit up. Just going anywhere. Get in touch. Yeah. Getting a little faith beat into him. Panama City baptized. Yeah. Because Jason, remind us what happened last year to Ed Panasonic to Dak Prescott.

Last year, our guy, Dak Prescott, Mississippi State quarterback, went to the beach, caught some hands. Got touched. Caught the fade. Mm-hmm. And as Les Miles described, I believe you have the quote in front of you there. I do. I do. Somebody asked Males.

about players going spring break, players going to Panama City Beach, and Miles said he doesn't want his players on a beach. By the way, not, I don't want them partying irresponsibly. No, I actually don't want them going to a large expanse of sand. And someone mentioned Prescott, and he said, he went to a beach location.

It wasn't a beach. He had no problems at the beach at all. The beach was not sandy where he was at. for instance there were no crabs there that's the end of the quote can you imagine if that's it imagine this Spencer let's say you're accused of murder

and there is one let's just say let's just say not that you not that you have a sort of Taliban beard going on right now but and the only eyewitness who can exonerate you is less miles so your life

I'm going to jail your life literally depends on less Miles, getting on the witness stand, describing something that happened in the past, and doing so coherently and convincing. There were no crabs there. Thank you, Les. Life without parole. Mr. Miles, when you saw Mr. Hall, what was he carrying in his hand?

Not crabs. It describes it in such a way that it sounds like, you know, a can of gas when he's really trying to say a hamburger, and then arson is added on top somehow. The lighting quality. of the area designated for parking was suboptimal. When players can get in trouble, if they go to the forest, I don't think he was in a forest. Well, that's a return of the Jedi taught us.

For instance, there were no deer. Yeah, you're getting a little audio magic from New York City, by the way, in the background. Yeah, you can't blame this on me. Yeah, you get the beautiful sound of the NYPD. I'm sure doing something real important. Actually, that's not in one play. That's an ambulance. Who knows?

It's New York. Who knows? It can be anything bad. Everything bad. Cannon will happen in New York. Did you do a spring break, by the way? Was that a thing, Ryan? The most spring break thing I ever did was I drove from Gainesville to Breckenridge, Colorado, with three friends, my senior year.

How long did that tape? Breck did that? Was that your whole senior year? year? Yes. The whole senior year, we did an Oregon trail style. I got dysentery and died,

but then I went to law school, so everything was fine, because you can go to law school if you're dead. Doesn't matter. Kind of helps. Actually, beneficial for tax perps.

We took, we stayed one, we did one stop overnight in either direction. I think we did St. Louis on the way there in Kansas City on the way back. It took a long time.

I definitely fell asleep driving at one point, and I learned a very valuable thing. If you follow asleep while driving, you will actually be, once you come to, you will be the least alarmed person in the car. Because I woke up and I was like, oh, well, we're not supposed to be, we're not supposed to be going off the road. And I just got us back on. And everybody else was

screaming and terrified. It's the most efficient nap there is. Yeah. You talk about a power nap being like 15 minutes. You doze off for one second in the car and you've got a whole night's sleep right If you fall asleep while driving with other people who can all drive, you're not going to get stuck with that. No. You're going to get short shifts. And I did. And I'm, I apologize for almost killing you guys. But you never did the spring break where you, uh, no, I didn't do the tree.

No, I had, my freshman year roommate came back from one of those, he came back from a spring break where his group decided early that to maximize, uh, economic efficiency, the booze that they brought could only be drunk. while in the jacuzzi at their hotel as to maximize drunkenness he came back and had alcohol poisoning for five days so so he did it right is what you're saying he did do it right he didn't he didn't spend too much money on booze Jason did you ever do the the classic spring break beach trip yeah and we did it ironically we did Panama City Beach in like oh one I think and made a big show of we're going to hop in the convertible and you know we're going to wear backwards visors um and we're going to pretend to get PCB01 tattoos we're going to wear tank tops on purpose and then like you know we're just we're just going to like listen to weezer or something you know we're not even really going to have that much fun but we're going to pretend to have fun which is just that's even more fun like like we're going to make fun of the idea of having fun did that end up being fun it was fine i mean it was probably about as fun as it would have been sticking around home um you know it's

like the smart mark spring break at any point do you think you accidentally slipped into an actual spring break and not an ironic one yeah i think when you're around them uh it kind of drives you away from it further oh because you think people are going to think i'm one of them you know and then then you get too uppity to have really any fun at all i uh for spring break one year drove to Graceland That was my big spring break trip Which being an idiot I didn't think well

Spring break in Memphis Which Oh oh that reminds me we did Gatlinburg another year Never never go to Gatlinburg Wow Oh would you go to the China Knife Bazaar The 18 story tall mall

With like 17 stores in it Yeah and they sell so many knives Like my God You know how many people you could kill with what's inside the China knife? You can't call them a knife bazaar and not have a bunch of knives. No, it's an unreasonable amount of knives. Even for a bazaar. You're like, no, this is a bit much.

Think of it as a buffet of death. I like that, by the way, you can give it this Arabic name and put it in the smokies. And, like, that's totally cool. They're like, hey, it's a bazaar. They call it that because it's weird and you can buy stuff there. Well, in Tennessee, they probably call it the bazaar. The bayser. The bayser.

Hey, you go into the knife bazaer? Buzzer. Also in Gatlinburg, there's a live bear show. That's the most depressing thing I've ever been to because it's like two decrepit, sad bears just sort of sitting. They're skinny. Do they do that thing like at the Yellow River Game Ranch, which is a place in just outside of Atlanta around Stone Mountain where they have these bears and the pairs are just torpid and laying there? And the minute you turn, you put in a coin and you turn the like feeding knob, like the knob that does. dispenses the food.

Right. On the machine, it goes, and they all go, bruh. I'm living the future of Wally. It's so good. It's not great. So happy. It's not as great as it looks.

It's still pretty good. But yeah, it went to Graceland, and I ended up drinking. I ended up staying with a son of an anesthesiologist. Okay. The anesthesiologist was from Cairo. Okay. And had this beautiful. beautiful house and it was just very much like I was born in Egypt and I am going to be the

suavest dude on the planet right like walking he had like he had like a robe that looked like a smoking jacket like no lie right like he was awesome his son who was born in the United States imagine like a really big Egyptian dude who had decided at a very early age that he was going to be completely West Tennessee so his dad his dad has the full, like, post-colonial, urbane, like, oh, yes, yes, you should read some Nagyma Fuz. He's absolutely fantastic. He reminds me a lot of some of the structures that you're going to find in, you know, contemporary English novelist, really. It's very similar in everything. I was doing an operation the other day, and his son, Simon, walks

in, he's like, hey, what's up, motherfuckers? And Ed, you know, had like a big lip in. It was amazing. So this is a worthwhile spring break. This is the guy who, when he got in the car, He had a Fierro, and we got in the Fierro, and he had a 12-pack, like, in the space between the seats. Sure, yeah. Yeah, I had a 12-pack. Just, you know, rode a beer. And everything worked out fine. Every, no, it did you.

Just as Spring Break always does, unless you're Dak Prescott. Yeah, so the message is the only one of us to actually do Spring Break right was Jason Kirk. And he did it on accident. He did it. And he also went to Gatlinburg, so he's batting 500. Yeah, this is, I only get half credit here. I'm not that impressed. He did it ironically.

Well, ironically going to Gatlinburg, that would be even sadder than actually going to Gatlinburg. I still crown you winner. I mean, I don't know. You met your sounded better to me. We hope that no college football player suffers the fate that befell Dak Prescott getting touched up. That's the thing we didn't really talk about when Michigan held their spring practice in Florida. Florida during spring break is if you are holding, if you have a team organized event, there's much, there's less time to get punched by a stranger.

That's Jim Harbaugh is a brilliant disciplinarian because you learn the secret that your players can't get in trouble if you never take your eye off of any of them. Right. You're not going home for Christmas. No, it's Jim Harbaugh's Christmas slumber party. Are you kidding me? We're going to watch Charlie Brown Christmas. It's about sadness and triumphing all the same.

It's Michigan all over. Like sometime in June, instead of letting his players have free time, he's going to put on it. He's like, this is Cool Vides. It's an amazing multi-part mini-series, and we're watching it, guys. Actually, Charlie Brown is not Michigan in this example. He's Indiana, because the goal is just to get to the end, and then people will clap for you. You're 5 and 7. Just don't kill yourself, Charlie Brown.

Yeah, pulling the ball right before he kicks it. That's how every Indiana game ends. I don't know if it's pulling the ball before it kicks it or filling it with cement and letting them break their foot on it. Yeah, I think she develops a broader range of tricks when Indiana is involved. And if you listen closely, Charlie Brown's teachers are actually just saying, Tom Crane, Tom Crane, Tom Crane. The other thing that we have to talk about, we do have reader questions.

I mean, we only picked one that we liked. We only liked one. I'm sorry, we love you readers, but... We did. They weren't the greatest crop. That's cool. I mean, again, the secret here to having a successful question is to completely ignore all theme advice. Yeah.

Anything that we ask for, do not ask a question that has anything to do with that. Yeah. So the question we picked comes from Brody Logan at Brody Logan. What skill is not evaluated at the combine that should be evaluated? at the combine. I assume he means NFL. But my answer really fits. It can work for NFL.

It's a really good skill for the NBA Combine that has not been tested to my knowledge. And that is gambling on a plane without causing a fracas. Yeah, that's a skill. Yeah. Based on numerous instances of team strife in the NBA starting on a plane,

usually over some card game. Your talk. Maybe some sort of poker variant. Yeah, you've got a few in the wheelhouse there. Well, think about it like this. Best NBA player ever, Michael Jordan. Yeah. Is he the best shooter ever?

No, best rebounder ever, defender ever, whatever, whatever. No. Best plane gambler ever? Oh, yeah. You can make that case. Therefore, it's the secret to it all. That's the deleted scene from Space Jam. I really want to see.

Dude, that's the deleted part from NBA 2K that they need to include. where you could rack up money on the plane like it was Red Dead Redemption and you're playing poker or GTA mini-games? And much like Red Dead Redemption, you need to figure out how to cheat but not get caught because that ends in a shooting match.

Dude, it would be, I was trying to think of like what open world video game you could create based on which NBA player's life at a specific point, right? Like Alan Iverson, circa 99. Who boy. Throwing naked ladies out the house?

Who boy. It's like, it's like, you've acquired a corona. You've acquired another corona. That's like leisure suit, Larry, with no jokes. It's crazy taxi, but you just keep going to TGI Fridays over and over and over again. I mean, the most GTA one is the jailblazers, right? Yeah, absolutely. You can switch perspectives between Damon Stademeyer, who's smoking weed, and Zach Randolph,

who's hanging out trying to talk to teenagers at a street fighter machine inside a convenience store. That was real. Yep. What's wrong with that? Nothing. That's the best spring break. The Sheed, like Sheed, the video game, the Rashid Wallis video game. What are you doing?

I'm just being weird. Just getting technicals in life. Press X to make ball lie. Ball will not. Ball could lie, but ball will not. Now you're describing L.A. Noir. Interrogate Ball. You're lying.

Is Ball lying? Jason, did you play L.A. No. Okay, did you play L.A.A.A.A.A.A. Okay. First of all, they really screwed up. Like, you go back and read. They screwed up. If you don't know, L.A. Noir is an interrogation-based kind of Grand Theft Auto Game. Like a Chinatown-era-ish. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. And when they shipped the game, later on Rockstar admitted, the company that makes the game, they admitted that they'd screwed up a lot of the facial expressions that were supposed to indicate lying. Yeah. So when you get a question, you can either say, probe. Right. Ask another question or Sort of like accuse.

Accused, right. Yeah, accuse. So you would be interrupting, you would be like interviewing somebody and they'd say, yeah, I was at the bar at three. And then they'd furrow their brow and bite their lip. Yeah. Whether they were telling the truth or not, right? Because they screwed it up. Right.

So like, if you just go through it, like the dude looks like he's lying. You're lying. And he's like, here, here's a picture of me at the bar. And you're like, oh. Maybe, you know what? maybe it was a commentary on how some police are just terrible at their jobs the entire game was a political

statement everyone just kind of ended up looking like they were like messing their diaper yeah right I wouldn't say that it was more like they were like oh I need this interview to end because I have to poop I know yeah they're shaking they're crying

like all you've asked them is their name that's all he did in the game because I was so bad at that part and just walk in and be like you're lying like first question give me your name Steve, you're lying. You killed her, didn't you? Yeah. That, um, so I think another skill that would be very useful. Combine skill, yeah. Combine skill. Um, I think gambling on plane is very, very useful. Stephen A, that is a good, that is an excellent, that is an excellent answer. Let me give you a better one. Let me give you, let me give you another one. Not a better one. But if we're

actually talking about like college to NFL like level I think instant napping because if you don't know yeah the ability to nap anywhere and the ability to nap at any time no matter what the distractions are is a total football player thing because they're all very very very very tired I knew a physical therapist and massage therapist who worked with the falcons and I said so like you know you get these guys on the table what do they start talking about nothing all of them go to sleep the minute they hit the table because they're trying to nap and take a corner at every point. This is also a good dad skill.

And the dad combine is the ability to nap anywhere at any time. So I'm just going to take power napping, right? Like the ability to fall asleep, hit a rest state in as little time as possible. Well, and to continue our tortured video game analysis, sleep is the rupees of the NFL world. She's just fine anywhere. You just smash some jar. It doesn't belong to be like, oh, 10 minutes of sleep. Look at that.

I caught some sleep in a jar. Or like when you bust open the treasure chest And it's like, it's a raw steak And I'm healthier now Thank God somebody left this raw steak In a wooden box I would play the shit I feel 10% healthier

Brett Bilema Zelda game Well I was bleeding from the arm But then I found this egg You do the math You don't gain heart so much As you just get bigger It's like Kirby or it's like the one grand theft auto where you had to keep bicycling or you'd get fat

even though eating didn't do you any good yeah don't you want to run a triathlon inside a video game no no just be large um here's a draft question that i i don't know if we have an answer for this one this year but i'll throw it out anyway okay because we can always edit this after in fact because we edit these um is anything fun or funnier than NFL types salivating over athletes that are terrible at football, like Logan Thomas. And we usually talk about this in the flip side, which is like your super awesome but maybe undersized college-wide receiver who caught every ball for his team for three years,

who was returning kicks and punts and slips. Welcome. Yeah, yeah. But there is this flip side of guys who we thought would be good early in their college career actually played and we were like oh no you're not good at this at all and but then the NFL comes into it it's almost like selling a lemon it's like hey yeah no this this this engine only has 15,000 miles on it I don't think it's important how how we got to the point where I said this engine I enjoy I think it's funny I do like the approach though sometimes they have yeah where they say

and you've seen this where they have a player who you go oh like he's 6-3 he's 240 pounds could throw the ball through a wall right and he had terrible coaching and you know at times you say yeah that's perfectly legitimate yep that's like yeah so I don't want to crack on him too much for like cookie cuttering right or that happens with offensive alignment a lot they're like oh he's six seven three 15 long arms just put him at left tackle And it turns out that, like, the dude actually doesn't enjoy hitting people at all. Like, he kind of hates football. Logan Thomas has some of the, maybe the best stat profile, I can't speak.

Paral. I've ever seen. I want to make sure this is right, because it seems fucking absurd. Yep. Okay. So Logan Thomas, at least in 2014, was on the Arizona Cardinals. He appeared in two games. He threw nine passes.

he completed one of those passes and it was for an 81-yard touchdown. Yes. I saw I remember him actually doing something. Like the one pass-up scene of him since his VT days with that one. So in my mind, he's excellent. All I do are big things.

All he does, except for the other eight times. All I do are big things. This year, I don't feel like there's that player, the NFL is super overrated. Of course, the draft hasn't actually happened yet. but I don't know, I don't, looking through the list, everything seems, yeah, seems fine, seems fine. Yeah, I wonder about Pacton Lynch. Paxton Lynch is the one that jumps out, the Memphis quarterback.

If he goes in like the top 15, it's like, well, we saw him put up a bunch of numbers and he's really big, but. But isn't that like the same thing that got us to the point where Paxon Lynch went to Memphis? Like, isn't that the exact parallel where it's like, oh, he's not actually that good? I don't know if he was six, seven in high school. And Paxton Lynch, by the way, like, has that thing where it's like, one day I just, you know, like, woke up, decided I was going to be a quarterback because I'm freaking huge, throw the ball real hard. And it worked out.

We should also note, special congratulations on this podcast to Lowell Wayne, who signed his first NFL client. And who are we talking about? Florida State linebacker, Reggie Northrop. They're talking about the Knowles. Should you have Let me change this question Let's assume that you should have a rapper

As your agent As a new pro athlete Who should that rapper be? Definitely 50 cent Because no matter how much money you're making He's going to make it look like you're not making any at all Right He's going to post on Instagram about how poverty stricken you are

while at the same time posting photos of you rolling around in cash that he helped you get. I want Dr. Drey because he'll tout the big season I'm going to have for 15 years. Oh, he's going to talk you up forever. It's coming out, man. He's just listening to next season. He's just going to have it, man. You're going to have a career as an agent after you retire because you're going to be doing all his negotiating for him because he doesn't write any of his own stuff. That's right. Ghost agent. I'm going to go with...

You're going to be negotiating all your teammates' contracts. I'm going to go with Kanye because, let's say you're the best running back coming out of the draft. Kanye, as your agent, is just going to be like, mm-mm, long snapper. We're changing the whole paradigm. You're going to be a first round long snapper. And some team will be like, well, he's Kanye. He's just different. Yeah, top six.

And the Jaguars are, of course. What did he wear to the draft? he wore a $5,000 brown t-shirt. Burlap sack! It was amazing. It said this sack cost $5,000 on it. It's beautiful. Yeah, he came out and like a bunch of models

in burlap sacks with shave heads. Just walked out behind him. It was disturbing. Here's a question. What is the best rap group that is the subject of a successful rapper putting on his boys? I see.

Um, what... Like, like, uh, like, uh, like, G unit would be one example, but like, has that ever worked? We, I feel like we've talked about this. We've talked about this, like the, and... But we never, we never really... This is a long-running program.

Yeah. We never really came up with a good answer. Maybe I just ask people this a lot because I can never think of a single example of it work. We, uh, I mean, I sort of argued that like, you know, the old, like, all right, well, those are groups, right? Like, the old Jungle Brothers. Tribe Called Quest, De La Sol,

you know, like that group of rappers, but that wasn't designed to like, hear the boys, you know? D12. D12 was an example. Right, or the St. Lunatics. Oh, wow. That's a name I haven't heard

in a long, long time. Not to quote Obi-Wan Kenobi about the St. Lunatics. No. The answer is no, it just doesn't work. yeah because if if it ever worked then that guy would be the agent to have because that person can work miracles it also it is i think those are also good examples of how man rappers have shit friends you're what just waiting on him yeah yeah just being like so they're like fine

you can do it you can fine i'm mace and we're doing a harlem world congratulations stuff in two years. I do, I would also have this. If I had to pick an agent rapper, it'd be Roscoe P. Cold Chain. Hmm. Just because walks in, he's like, I'm Roscoe P. Cold Chain. They're like, no, you're not. And he holds up, you know, official government ID.

Yeah. Changed it. Roscoe B. Cold Chain. I think you definitely don't want anybody from the world of R&B as your agent. Oh, you know what? I don't want, like, maybe L.A. Reed. You think so? Yeah.

Can I get an exec? Is it cheating? fair if I get that I know from country I know who I want negotiating my stuff oh I want the biggest dumbest like Luke Bryan type negotiating my deals because like they'd have a valid point and he's like why don't you just relax my head life's a beach put on your beach shorts this contract's back loaded just like the summer buddy yeah why don't we put a bonus back here I just don't want Cilo it's my agent mostly because a lot of reasons that that handshake I want to associate with Cilow.

Yeah. I'd be like, where's your agent? That tiny stump dressed like Big Bird. That's my agent. He's a big creep. That magic shop Curio over there. He's also from a Zelda game. Don't worry.

Oh, no way. He's some scary final fantasy character. That's Cilow. Yeah, he's one of them Zelda rock people. Hey, yeah, this is, uh, he's from the game that wasn't. released in America. Don't worry about it. Exactly.

The one that's like, have you seen it? It's really disturbing. Hi, I'm Seelow Green. Rejected Olympics mascot from Barcelona games. I'd like to hear someone who can do a Seelow impression. I don't think even Seelow can do a very good Seelow impression. Oh, I remember the last thing I want to talk about. Is this Governor Kirby?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. So, UGA, University of Georgia. Like in the midst of a whole other bill A lawmaker named I believe Earl Earhart

That sounds right That's a real like from Patter Springs Earl Earhart Attached a writer to a bill in the Georgia legislature Trying to get a 90 day clearance time for FOIA request Boy that's a technical boring sentence What it basically means is that they were going to have like a 90 day

Code of Silence against any attempts to find out formally what the University of Georgia was spending money on with athletics. Ninety days, Jerry. But the best part about this was that experienced politicians can dress up bullshit in terms of like, well, our state institutions are overburdened with this and in the interest of freeing up resources so that they can teach our students we're relieving them of this burden.

Like that is a bullshit but defensible angle. The angle here is pretty much just nah man, this is going to help us win a natty. On the floor of the Georgia ledge, he said we need advantages like this if we're going to compete with Alabama.

I'm paraphrasing a little, but he did say we need to have the same advantages at Alabama. I would clarify Alabama does not have any such rule. I will point out, this is the avenue by By which, Georgia fully legalizes marijuana. Fully legalization.

It'll help the dogs. It's Croutin. It really would help the dogs. You know, Sabin, Sabin, he made it legal in Alabama. It's not legal in Alabama. Shh, shh, shh, that's what they want you to say. This is the way to get anything done in Georgia is to claim it's how Sabin does it. Either that or that states around you are, states around you are shaming, right, are shaming your into it, right?

So they're like, yeah, I'm really. really like this terrible piece of legislation. They're like, South Carolina, passed it three times. They're like, oh, whoa, slow down. Mark Stubes. Passed in 2012 or whatever. Mark Stoves is killing us on tort reform. It's embarrassing.

You know, I heard Tuscaloosa has public transit that actually works and actually goes to more than like four places. We better get in on that if we don't want to stop, you know, stop and starting to lose these recruits to save us with public transit. They love green travel. That is also about marijuana. And the other thing about this, this bill, or whatever it is, is that they're all saying, ah, yeah, we talked to Kirby Smart, and he said it's how it's done elsewhere.

So, bubba-da-bub, there it is. That's all laws are made. That, you know, that schoolhouse rock, bill on Capitol Hill, nope, nope. Just have your new football coach who's won zero games come in and say, actually it's done this way elsewhere, and bang, there's a law. Okay, you can do this. I know, I know. Carvana makes it so convenient to sell your car.

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