Shutdown Fullcast - Shutdown Fullcast 8.03: A Guide To Celebrating Like An Idiot

Episode Date: February 6, 2018

The Eagles won the Super Bowl, but the people of Philadelphia showed us how to celebrate on the right side of the border between Fun-Loving Jackasses and Oh No The Fire Station Is Somehow On Fire. We asked our listeners for their tales of overindulgent victory acts, and most of them involve Ohio State on one side or the other. Spencer also reveals that he saw the Georgia fan in the yellow Hummer with the TV strapped to the back recently. SPOILER: He is not playing the National Championship game on repeat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

welcome to the shutdown full cast feeling celebratory i think because now we're done with football completely and that means we got to watch somebody celebrate and that somebody wasn't in boston oh no no no no the cradle college football didn't get to double up with the rare NFL title no no no it went too as we as we predicted i'm just going to say we predicted it it doesn't hurt anybody right i spencer hall we'll just go ahead and assume the responsibility for this we saw Philadelphia was going to win or at least we said they deserve to win which is basically the same thing is it not I think we made a spiritual prediction it may have been in connection to an old golden temple game but we probably said it at some point yes yeah I'm going to go ahead and

say that there's no deserve here I just think that in terms of celebrations we got exactly what we got the best possible result in terms of spectating did we not we got what we yeah we got what we needed we definitely all got what we needed i mean let's review things that i have not seen in a sports celebration i have not seen people doing swan dives off of the awning of a ritz carlton that's a new one check I have not seen NBA players partying with Dr. Oz. That's a new one as well. Also new.

I've never seen a giant NBA player from Cameroon crash local news like Joel M.B. did. And then say, trust the process before running away. Definitely never seen somebody start cursing like crazy on NFL network. Thank you, Kevin Hart. I did not watch that clip. Is it serious, profanity? Yeah, I'd say so. I'd say it's, I'd say it's, uh, it's, uh, two game suspension.

Profanity. Wow. Hey, all, I think I unlock the, uh, audio software now. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Our tech, our tech wizard Jason has joined the podcast. Yeah, it was, uh, it said the, the free trial has ended. So here comes some noise. and it sounded like I was in like it was like all this fuzzy noise so then I went in

my email and I found a code that Ryan had sent and I put in the code now the noise is gone so we're talking about Kevin Hart thank you for that dramatic detour if you do not know we are currently we're currently discussing celebrations Jason is the thing we're discussing only the kind of celebrations that I think that that Philadelphia could have And because we're kind, Jason, we have left the best part or the most distinctive part of Philly's post-Super Super Bowl celebration out. And if you had to say one act that seemed unlike anything any other city has ever done to celebrate a Super Bowl, which act would it be? Are we referring to jumping off with Can I think? No, no, we're not. No, it's not that. People jump off

things and yeah it's it's off a fancy hotel awning but like that's just some basic property destruction and trespassing no i'm talking about the guy who ate horse poop oh i miss this oh my god spencer this is not news to you is it uh no no no no it is not i unfortunately saw every single bit of that so yay way to go philly you ate horse poop what do you think that what do you think that dude is doing today. Let's see. He's probably got a lot of, let's see,

he's probably got a lot of Facebook messages. He seems like a Facebook guy, does he not? Yes. He's probably putting cheese whiz on it and putting it on a hoagie. And there you have the ultimate Philadelphia delicacy.

Yo, Jared, Jared, we saw you eating the horse poop. Jared, me and Donna, we're watching the Facebook live. We saw you eating the horse poop. You're a store. An absolute internet store. Yeah, that's what, that's what he's telling you. You had viral, Jared.

Jared, you've gone viral. Nobody thought, nobody thought this is a bad thing. There might have been like two or three people. Dr. Oz was there chairing him on saying, this is great for you. He wasn't. You could unlock the power of your genetic. The secret doctors don't want you to know. It's horse feces.

It's called Peppa Genetics. And all you need to do is eat this horse poop off a street in Philly. That and eight blueberries a day. And you'll live until you're 190. It's called Johnetics. It's totally different. Oh, God. So what we wanted to kind of talk about tonight, since, again, we have no actual college football news, right?

no they're signing day coming up oh wait florida florida threw a touchdown in the super bowl we did florida so this is list of schools where um where list of schools from the cc where they've had a guy throw a t d in a touchdown right and in a super bowl yeah with it throwing for a td in a super bowl as um as a quarterback right okay we got rexed Rex Grossman. Yeah. Right? Eli Manning.

Yeah. Who Eli won a championship last night as well. In a commercial. Yeah. We have Peyton Manning, obviously. Yeah. Never heard of it. Bama has not one, not two, but three.

But all of them are very old before people knew what quarterbacking was. So Joe named if Ken Stabler, but I don't know who the third one is. Bart Star. Oh, Bart Star. Bart Star Bart Star was kind of like he kind of bawled out in Super Bowl 1 actually had like 250 yards passing

and actually threw a TD he actually threw two TDs which is two more than Joe Namath threw in his single Super Bowl and one of them was to a guy named Max whose entire Super Bowl preparation was drinking by the pool that's all I remember from one of those crunch course take listen at the time

Dr. Oz recommended it as the best way to Dr. Oz is undead is what I'm telling you I'm not judging I just I'm in Presley took a break from smoking that long. Put down a cigarette for a minute. Who else? Who else have we forgotten? Let's see. We have no one from Mississippi State yet.

Wait, don't you, tack. Surely SEC legend Chase Daniel. DJ Shockley. Nope. DJ Shockley. Let's see. No, that's it. No one from Georgia. no one from Vandy, of course. And I believe that was it. No one from LSU. And it was shocking, given the fine quarterback tradition.

Well, listen, I would not have been shocked if, like, a non-quarterback from LSU had thrown a quarter, had thrown a touchdown. Hmm. Yes. Which, by the way, Trey Burton, if you don't know, like, part of the joke, ha-ha, Trey Burton wasn't a quarterback. I mean, he was. he he i would say he has been a quarterback he has been a court he has been a quarterback and um in his heart obviously part of him is is still a quarterback and he threw to nick foals and i forgot how easy it is to throw to nick foals because he's six six six you forget that nick foals is six

fucking six listen this is this is that time in florida football history when they said well okay if you have two quarterbacks you don't have any but what if he have seven What about them? Then you got to have something, right? It's got to be at least a third of a quarterback. What if I have 18 quarterbacks? What if the whole roster's quarterbacks? I like that you get, by the way, like I was looking this morning through the list of like,

quarterbacks from different colleges who've won Super Bowl. And there are so many from like Notre Dame and Michigan. So many. And yet so many of them are like by the same guy. Right? With Notre Dame, they're like, Joe Montana. Like, it's not, not cool. That's not fair.

BYU gets one. Well, Steve Young. Come on. And Jim McMahon, right? And Jim McMahon. BYU gets two. The, the polar opposite of Steve Young. Yeah.

Izzy. Yeah, yeah, he is. You can't even, yeah. But you look through them and then it's like, Morehead State. And every single picture they show of Phil Sims is the dumbest looking picture. Hey, Alcorn State, man. Alcorn State's got a touchdown in the Super Bowl. They do, it's true. RIP, RIP, Big Back!

Cash and Carey Tech. They got Kurt Warner. That's true. Isn't he technically a U.N.I? I think we're giving credit to Hy-Vie for that one. Putting all them cans on the shelves, put the strength, his hands. That's what allowed him to hold onto the ball so well. You ever gripped a three leader? It's hard.

I'm telling you. If, uh, you know, if, if, if, if, if he'd done a little bit more that Peyton Manning might have gotten three or four. I'm just saying. A little hard work never hurt anybody, Peyton. Just stealing. Which, so hold on, by, I'm pretty sure by ACC rules, we are counting Russell Wilson for NC State, right? Um, yeah, by ACC rules, we are counting Russell Wilson, um, which is mostly, which is mostly funny because sucks to you, Philip Rivers. There are commercials that are definitely like, and, and NC State's greatest quarterback. And it's not that.

That and, yeah, that NC State's greatest quarterback, uh, Ryan Finley. Yes, Ryan Finley. Watch, we'll joke about, we joked about this in the podcast now. So Ryan Finley's going to win like eight Super Bowl. balls right we can bring it full circle and just make a jacobi brissette joke because then that's a cell phone as well yeah that's true that's true um but yeah you go you go through the long list of quarterbacks and realize that um in the SEC there's certain schools that really have never had a guy in there like Georgia for instance I wasn't going to name any schools but

Georgia in particular I mean you left can you left cam out and I feel like that was disrespectful I did leave Cam, I left Cam out, because it's sort of like, did Cam really, Cam sort of cameoed one year. Yeah, it was a feature, it was a feature. Hey man, that's another Gator in the Super Bowl. That's right, that's another Florida Gator in the Super Bowl of Cam Newton. That's right. Blinn College, Blin, we got to give Blin credit there too.

He doesn't get to the Super Bowl without Blin. And then, but in looking at it and in thinking about Philadelphia, we wanted to focus on what the most absurd things that have been done in celebration are the most extreme forms in celebration because for instance last night everybody said oh philly's gonna burn itself to the ground right which i think and to its credit and to its credit it did not it did not no philadelphia was still standing they really just dumped over some planners you know like stole some trees apparently somebody stole a tree that's that's sort of eco-friendly right that's fine that's fine i can't be too

totally against that as a crime? It's just, you're just like Johnny Appleseed, but you slept in. That's essentially what he did. Johnny Crapple Seed, yeah. King of Philly! That's Johnny. Johnny Crapple Seed. John Appleseed.

John Appleseed. J-A-W-N. So, yeah, which another moment, by the way, that happened today, somebody might have woken up in a drunken, like, stupor in their bed, and there might have been an entire, like, sapling next to them, an entire appelling. Which, that'll have you wake up wondering some, like, things, some

questions that need to be answered. What did I do last night? Oh, God! It's of the options. Tree is pretty, tree is like, okay, I think, you know what? My journey is slow, but I do feel like I'm making, I'm turning it around.

If you wake up with a tree in your bed, you've definitely woken up with something worse. Definitely. If you wake up with a tree in your bed, do you sort of assume you're like, I had weird wizard sex? Oh no! This end is dead!

Yeah, yeah, exactly. It starts talking to you, and it takes about 20 minutes. Well, should we get some breakfast? Did I have sex with an end? Am I a druid now? Oh, God. Well, kind of.

yeah that that happened but that's nothing because remember the worst celebration of all like the most damaging celebration it has nothing on philadelphia nobody was killed last night you say oh well people get killed with these things like seriously like more than one say falling off of a telephone pole or something yeah yeah 1990 detroit it's listed by the way in the wikipedia entry it says 1990 detroit location Detroit and surrounding areas It was caused by The Pistons winning the 1990 finals And on Wikipedia The methods are listed as the following Rioting, looting, shooting, assault, hit and run It killed eight people

124 people were injured And 170 were arrested Like some actual bad things happened So before you know you hear about The Cardage in Philadelphia sir, madam, a pronoun of your choice. This is nothing compared to what Detroit did in 1990, y'all. In fairness, in fairness, the 1990 Bad Boy Pistons were sort of premised on the idea that extreme acts of violence pay off.

Yeah, I would guess 10% of those arrests were by the roster itself. Right. Listen, I'm not saying Bill Lambeer pushed a tour, a school bus down a hill into a crowd of people. I'm saying that you don't have footage proving that he didn't. I'm saying he drove it. Yeah, the incident, like a 21-year-old man fell off a roof. That's pretty much the tamest thing that happened in all of this. Because, damn, Detroit.

And not that it's a celebration either, but Canada, we know your politeness is yet another lie. We know that you're being a variation of Minnesota nice, right? when passive aggression turns to outright aggression. Because every 20 years or so, I don't know, they have to rebuild Vancouver. But that's after a loss, right? That's not after a win. And we should separate the two. Like, when you lose it after a loss, that says some unhealthy things about you.

But that's okay. Let's like, I want us to separate that and not get too wrapped up in that. But that's why. For the record. Yeah. For Canada being so naive. all right this was 2011 this is not some sort of like dark excerpt from our troglody passed as a culture right as a collective sporting culture no no no it broke out in Vancouver in June of 2011 140 people injured four people were stabbed nine

cops went to the hospital and they arrested 101 people 887 charges total And at least $5 million in property damage. The photo, when you look it up, is smoke billowing over the entire skyline. Like, it looks like a plane crash. And it's not the first time Vancouver did this. I just want that in the record before somebody's like, oh, Philly's crazy. But maybe this was their way of being nice and saying like, hey, hey, Boston, we love you and we don't want you to destroy your city. So we'll destroy ours.

We'll have a proxy celebration for you. that's nice i don't want vancouver doing any of my celebrating or or mourning i especially don't want them doing any of our morning they're like oh in vancouver it's such a pleasant place yeah just give it 20 minutes 20 like years or so to build that pressure and cook off it's fine um we also asked you our devoted loyal nonviolent listeners uh for your tales of

I will call them Irresponsible or inappropriate sports celebration You'll have some Some interesting stories Although I'm going to start with this one From Drew Chains At Turd-Ferg 10

So we're already setting a good example here I chucked six woodchuck hard apple Siders after Iowa State B Iowa in the Alasico and proceeded to pass out in my underwear in somebody else's room in front of him and his girlfriend, whom I had just met that day. I want to go through the layers here. First of all, what we're talking about tonight is a Super Bowl.

Like, Philadelphia, yes, had not won one of these, but they had, you know, they went to four NFC championships in a row, they'd been to the playoffs multiple times, they'd had good teams, but what we're talking about in this example is not that. talking about Iowa State winning a national title. We're not even talking about them winning a conference title. It's a rivalry game. It's one game early in the season that was so exciting to Drew Chains that he decided to. Here's the part I like best. I proceeded to pass out in my underwear in somebody else's room. There's a key detail left. I'm assuming you didn't show up just in your underwear sober holding a six-pack of

of hard apple ciders, something happened in between here. And maybe you don't remember what it was. Maybe you don't want to remember what it was. But there was a step in between passed out in my underwear and sober and clothed. And I'm really curious as to what happened in the middle there. Not so much that I want you to tell me, because I want you to hold that deep in your heart and whisper it to a relative on your deathbed. Without any context, just just lean over to your little.

great-granddaughter who's so cute and loves you loves Grandpa Drew so much and just say I yacked all over my clothes and then die all right so you got homework out there yeah I like this one from Champaign Popovich at Ian Bendotter

drunkenly asked a news crew in downtown Cleveland if they needed celebration B-roll after the Cavs won the title I then threw up all over my friend's car while the crowd yelled Pukin rally I had to clean that up in the morning before going to a job interview

That's a movie Cleveland It's good because it's sort of There's an intentionality to it Like you sort of You went to the news crew It's not like they were just filming And they happened to catch you puking

You were like, hey, people who will videotate this and put it online forever, come watch this. I would have vomit on my friend's car. I would like this to exist forever, please. I do think that is better than our colleague Jessica Smetana's anonymous family member who threw up on his car after the 85 Bears Super Bowl, and it was so cold it froze there. which you know if you think about if you think about things to chip off your car that's really low on the list I think you want to I mean it's so cold in Chicago you could just leave it there what's the difference it's I guess in some ways frozen puke is easier to

clean I think that sounds like something that they've seen more often than not in Chicago though like if it's on the car they'll be like oh that's classic hook right there You see it on every car Look at that That's good That's good hood puke Take a look at that This happened all through the 90s

After every bull's title Every car has frozen puke all over it Dave had too much malort And he had a windy Is that hot dog? It's always hot dogs It's always Yeah

Yeah Yeah He threw up a sweater. It's a bear sweater, though, so some respect, okay? He threw up a mustache. R-I-P buddy Ryan. He puked up eight sweaters one night, right here on this hood. What you're looking at?

I don't even know what accent that is. It's just, just belligerently drunk, cold, and probably 48 pounds overweight due to sausage consumption. That's what that accent is. Here's one from a hearty wallbanger on Twitter. It is a Nebraska fan in jeans and a Nebraska shirt peeing on Colorado's equipment truck. I'm guessing celebrating a win over Colorado. I mean, you know, like I think this goes back to like basically the massive time that Colorado embarrassed Nebraska and announced that. end of their dominance and essentially their existence as a top tier program so yeah go

ahead pee on that truck yeah well let's see let's find the the the the best uh oh god oh god he's he's he's hacking the system hacking getting in the main we got this new program so anytime i type it's going to be real loud let's say this was in let's just call it 19 1991, when they tied 1919. How about that? Seems right. And that's when the grudge began. Remember that time you tied us, you sons of bitches?

You tied us and peed on our truck. Here's one from The Great It's, noted cold person on Twitter. After Florida beat Oklahoma, I saw a drunk girl in Midtown try to jump over a fountain firework fall and just sit on top of it giggling. that's a weird way to get pregnant yeah yeah no that's that's that's that's I have this one which seems to be the most dangerous one of all which was from at NJC2O Nick

when David Boston cut Joe Germain's TD passed to win the 97 Rose Bowl we all lost it and my cousin's black lab got stuck between a chair and a coffee table and had a real hard time in the kerfuffle wacky stuff okay listen this sounds innocuous but the damage a dog can do trapped between furniture particularly one like a black lab you're all lucky that that apartment like has a ceiling it could have exploded in there yeah y'all you all made some Spencer do you have an example of this most I listen I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but I feel like you are a good go-to for rash decisions. And if we're talking celebrations, it sure ain't going to be me. Well, I wasn't going to bring that up. Although you did, you did, you know, again, the playoff run you just experienced, unparalleled.

Unparalleled. It got pretty wild after we beat Monmouth. or whoever. It was nutty. In terms of celebrations, I have a confession that I rarely celebrate when we win. Okay.

Like when we were good. It's always I am too close to the coach mentality of I am very, very, very happy when we don't lose. We did our job. We did our job. That's it, do your job. No, it's more the like, It's more than like, oh, God, winning doesn't even,

I'm wired so backward that really winning isn't the thing. Like, I just don't want to lose. Right? And they're like, man, that guy hates, like, when Spurrier would win and he'd never really look, like, he would look kind of smug. Like, I might get smug, but I'm never, I'm never really happy. I'm just, I'm only mad when we lose. That's how bad my wiring is at this point in sports.

I do like this one also from Maggie Hendricks, at Maggie Hendricks, handwrecks on Twitter. My sister blew out her car horn while honking after a Bulls championship. That's commitment. Oh, God. That's good.

That's just, that's a straight of commitment. It also sort of dates that story, mostly because we're talking about a Bulls championship, so you can sort of say like, ah, that's what cars were like. Yeah, some of y'all might not believe the Bulls have a championship. it happened.

This is extremely Wisconsin. It's from at Jonesy 9872. It might be my favorite one we've gotten tonight. It's from York, not York. After the Badgers beat undefeated Ohio State in 2003, I celebrated by getting some sparring equipment and boxing a roommate are the living room. That's a good typo.

I lost. There are so many things I know are true that are happening in the background before we even get to this. Sure, sure. One, is there a low light fixture? Yeah, yeah, there's a low light fixture in this room to make it more dangerous, right? Probably hit their heads on it. That's like how low it is. Two, is there a empty party ball or pony keg that has been there for way too long?

Yes, also that is there. Xbox with wires visible all over the close? 100%. Is there a dawn bed, but no dog? Check. There's a ferret. There's a ferret. Yeah.

Is there a, is there a, some form of reclaimed or a third-hand sectional sofa with at least $75 and change in the cushions in between harvest for pizza? Yes. Is there a framed collage of beer bottle caps that is unfinished? Check, check. right and uh yeah the scene is set fight night fight night to celebrate that's my favorite part because that also tells us that beers greater than 10 you're in the like you're in the complete lunacy range right there when you talk about what's happening here yeah complete lunacy this is not anything that

this is not anything that a sober person or even a pretty drunk person would consider to be a given. Notice there's no negotiation here, right? Like he showed up like, hey guys, let's box. Everyone's in. There's also an omission here that I hope is telling. It's probably not. The boxing, a roommate, I like to imagine that this did not take place in Wisconsin,

that our friend here was living in, I don't know, Texas or Oregon or Virginia or something. And this was just a roommate who did not give a shit About Wisconsin or Ohio State I was just like Yeah, that's fine, I'll punch you in the fucking face Yeah, all right, sure I didn't even watch the game But if this is what you want, so be it

I just got home from work It's fine Lace him up That's a good friend It's a responsible roommate Is what it is We got another one just now This is from Stephen Con 12

Endy clinched 12-0 Thanksgiving weekend my first year out of college. I was 21 watching at my 30-year-old brother's friend's parents' house. Okay, so that gives you an appropriate sense of the disconnect between Stephen and these people. Endy beats USC. I black out and eat all of the family's Thanksgiving leftovers while they're sleeping. That's literally what a dog does. The revenge goat. That's straight out of like a Beethoven 6th or something, a direct-to-V-H-S-Bathoven movie.

You turned into a lovable, trouble-causing St. Bernard. Or just a bear. When someone comes back to their cabin and they're like, he ate three turkeys and drank 83 beers and he passed out. in our Bronco and did he pooped. No, Stephen is the fucking Grinch. Branco Irish.

Steven's here to just take your whole holiday. Stephen's a good Notre Dame capitalist, though. That's some investment banker credit when you're like, well, if nobody else have it, our squatters rights. I have to

say, Stephen, that's some definite Anne Rand, that's an Anne-Ran Thanksgiving right there. My highest priority. It's my own happy. Did we do the Jacori Harris one? No. These are rolling in, like, live. This is our first live show.

Here it is. It's happening right now. We asked for these about four minutes before pressing record, so they're still rolling in. From Sport's shouting, what a handle. When OSU beat Jacori Harris and Miami at home in 2009, I drank so much, I burst a blood vessel in my eye throwing up. Nothing to add. Over Chiquary Harris. That's my favorite part.

Like, we're going to go to play this. Not just regular, Miami. To Corey Harris, Miami. Yeah, God. This is another good one after the 2008 UF Championship. This is from Clobberbeard at Clobberbeard. I had a pleasant conversation with a policeman while drinking a beer out of a giant foam finger in the middle of University Avenue.

The next day I awoke with a mysterious bandage on my lacerated foot. It's good. You are, you are, you have mementoed yourself. Congratulations. Solve the mystery. I will tell you this, this was not my team, okay? But it was a celebration. It was when Portugal and the United States, okay,

I played in 2002, I want to say. Yeah, it was the 2002 World Cup. And when Portugal, when we beat Portugal 3-2, you had to get up because these were the, this is when it was in Japan and South Korea, right? And I thought, man, I got to get up at four to watch this game. And then I got a, or, God, I had to like, you know, I had to basically make it through a day waking up at like three in the morning to get a seat, four to watch the game.

And then I had to go to work, right? But it was fine. It was the World Cup. It was going to work. And we beat them three, two. We weren't supposed to beat Portugal, but we beat them three, two. And it was great and really, like, terrifying. And they were serving orange juices at the brewhouse in Atlanta.

You can't really serve alcohol then, but you can ring up like an $8 orange juice, which is loaded with vodka, right? So they just kept passing those out. Here, yeah. United States to do well. Come on. Keep drinking. And the game ended at, like, 6.30.

And I was the kind of hammer that you are. only at like 1 a.m. And I had to do the entire day like that. Like I was like, well, we won! And you're like, I'll go go to big breakfast. I'll obtain this alcohol. I'll beat it back with a wave of grease, determination, and caffeine.

And around 10.15 in the office, I was like, excuse me. It went just pewch in the bathroom. For America! For America! Like, do you need to go home? Are you sick? No. Right in the rain.

No, no, no. Continue. Commerce must move forward. I really enjoy how many of these involve Ohio State on at least one side. This one from Patrick Mayhorn, a Patrick Mayhorn, fell off the roof of a house after Ohio State won the championship in 2015. I like the lack of, the lack of drunkenness. or I was stone sober, climbed up there, and leapt right off. All of the Ohio State examples are just like, they're like a writing prompt.

They're like, okay, I'm going to set a scene for you, and you tell me how we got here. I fell off the roof. Go! 85 yards through the front of my yard. I also like this one from Amanda at Arc 93. She says, When Auburn won the kick-six iron ball, I screamed so loud that I had to have surgery on my vocal cords

and do vocal therapy for a year. I may possibly need a second surgery this summer. Oh, my God. She blew out her amp. Wow. That's like the Spider-Man origin story, but without any powers. like a radioactive spider bit me

and I just got very ill I've just been sick for three years I'm still sick I can't this fucking radioactive spider bit me and I can't poop right that's it that's the worst superhero ever what's my super

power terminal illness did y'all ever hear remember when Ron Dane was in college did y'all ever hear like there was like this urban legend about him like he can't run at full speed or his knees He'll explode. You remember that?

He's so powerful. That's Amanda's voice. She can't, ah! The tigers can't miracle too hard or Amanda will scream everyone out of the stadium. The team I know that has the most personal, like the most anecdotal evidence for me of being unable to handle success, right? Like Florida fans, I've never seen Florida fans really do too much outrageous stuff because I think we're just too negative right like we win and we're like oh thank god well and i think i think what this a lot of this misses is that floridians will just destroy things on a regular it's like hey it's arbor day

let's kick a treat of pieces i think that's how that so like there isn't you know when you're already going 58 getting to 60 is not that different right i would um but but most most of the like most outrageous behavior that I've heard of on an individual basis has been Georgia. Like every time Georgia would have like a big win, which you know prior to this year, a big win was like, hey guys, we stuck at the Auburn.

Again. We beat Georgia Tech. Take that nerds. And it's always somebody who just they just don't know how to act, right? Like, I've got my job an accountant and my name is that and I got 18 on Sunday. I got

18 on Sunday. And then I got a, then I got to spend time with the family and then when my football team does, even the remotest thing good. I put my face through a plate glass window for them dogs. I just realized that guy that guy in the Hummer had to like either take the TV down or just be like,

I don't know, you want to watch Charmed? I don't know what to do with this now. No, no, no. You know what it is? You know what it is? He just put Herschel on it. Oh, no. Herschel running over Bill Bates. I saw him. I saw him on the way to dinner the other night, actually.

What? Yeah. And you know what he's doing with it now? What? Advertise here. I'm not lying. It is advertised here.

He was running some ad for, he was running some ad for like a doctor's office on it, right? Like some position. His car is the internet. He sucked us in with content. Now it's just ad banners. Yeah. it's just a moving website that

you know gets viewed by thousands of people a day it depends on how you count the eyeballs I will tell so yeah he's hustling right but like go look at Georgia fans there's there's a video of a guy punching out a window for no reason in a house right and they're just like Randy

like that's not how I'd react right like that's a lengthy like who raised you I hope that guy I hope that guy with the PA system I hope his neighbor got another one and just every

every morning just like yeah you still know Georgia champion hey y'all better wake up Georgia fan

I got a PA not even thinking like this is a state with plenty of firearms somebody just crack a warning shot over my head see if I'm real serious about this gag

how far you want to carry it son we know the answer you want to get loud that's you know that's that's that's a georgia fan they're the ones who by far have done like when larry monson and his famous call for you know florida georgia is like you know oh there's going to be some property damage tonight no literally like i'm sure like condos and st simons are just covered in all kinds of unspeakable filth after georgia i don't know does

something unimportant like repeat florida