Shutdown Fullcast - Shutdown Podcast One

Episode Date: September 3, 2013

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Huber Tactical Firearms, are you ready? Well, you know what? This being the first podcast of the season, this here on the shutdown podcast, it'd be inappropriate for me to start with anything, but, you know, 3810, roll-tied, whatever the score was, and that awful game between Virginia Tech and Alabama, I sat through. Roll-tied to you, Jason Kirk. Roll-tied to you in return.

And also joining us, we got ourselves, Ryan, a.k.A. Celebrity Hot Tub, a roll tied to you, Ryan. Roll tied, sir. Boy, that was twangy and accurate. We have to move very quickly because we don't want to miss the second half of Pitt Florida State. Because James Winston certainly won't be overhyped after this game, thus joining Jimbo Fisher's three first rounders. and the Valhalla of first-round bargains like Jamarcus Russell, Christian Ponder, and E.J. Manuel. Remember, three first rounders, it can mean a lot of things, kids. I wanted to ask you first, Jason. Louisville did beautifully on Sunday versus Ohio, and that's probably what it's going to look like for most of the year for them, no? Yeah, I'd say so. We're going to see lots of Teddy Bridgewater stats porn.

The whole thing's just going to look like one big spring game, even, with, like, snow on the field. We're just going to see, like, Papa John running onto the field with a warm stack of, a lukewarm stack of pizzas, probably a little toe up even long into November because nothing will stop him from getting onto the field, certainly not any of the defenses Louisville will face. And they're just going to have to win by 30,

and then they're going to have to win by 40, and then 50, just to maintain their ranking in the top 25, because the conference is worse than we thought. Like, the Big East was bad, but it lost its name and somehow it got worse. Like, out here with a losing record against the FCS so far, not an ideal look. Yeah, I believe... Other than Sensi, it's just... I believe we looked in six of their first eight teams, or six of their first eight teams they play, lost this weekend.

And Kentucky lost to the Sun Belt. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, they lost to, they lost to WKU. That's like... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, they lost to a former NFL coach. That's like the fancy, that's like the fancy brand ketchup Sunbelt you're dealing with there. By the way, is this really just a setup towards seeing Papa John hammered out of his mind on Instagram every weekend? And we're okay with that, right, Ryan? Yeah, I mean, I think what we're basically going to learn here is that, you know how in Major League,

as the Indians are increasingly winning throughout the season, they're taking pieces off of whatever the owner's, the model of the owner there. Yeah. That's what Papa John's going to be doing on Instagram. As Louisville wins more and more game, like, you know, he'll rip a sleeve this week. Next week, mysteriously, the nipple of his shirt will be cut off.

By the end of the season, full-blown nude. No, no, no. It'll be like Major League, they'll take off the final piece that you think are as genitals, and it's just a tower of garlic butter containers covering the whole thing. We're like three minutes into this podcast, and we've already gotten to describing which Papa John's condiment item would properly cover male genitals. Probably the shriveled jalapeno.

I thought you were suggesting his actual genitals were Papa John's better. I mean, that makes for the pickup line. And doesn't it? Better ingredients, baby. I'm John Schnatter, and I'm nude on Instagram. You didn't quite get the pace of the verbiage. It's like Jimbo Fisher with hiccups. Better green.

There's this weird thing that he and everyone from West Virginia and that kind of like mid-belt United States Appalachia running downhill into the Ohio River half where they don't use the corners of their mouth. They're like sewn together, so they all talk like this. Well, that's so the government can't see you because, you know, the man next to you. You know, he could upset your entire shine running operation. They got them cameras in the airports now.

Can scan your mouth, see what you're saying. Now it just looks like you're saying watermelon over and over. Watermelon, watermelon. Hey, that's all Jimbo Fisher said in office. It's got him three first rounders. Three, don't ask who they are. Don't. Just don't.

Ryan, you for some reason, like before we actually actually, discuss actual football content. You want to talk about a team that scored a dang old three points this weekend. Yeah, Mississippi State. I think it's probably pretty well established that I like talking about terrible football results, which is probably a lot about, that says a lot about me growing up in Tampa. So Mississippi State scored three points in this game. I looked, and the last time that they did not score at least seven points against a non-conference

opponent, you have to go back to 1983. Which, I want you to think about how many terrible Mississippi State teams there were between 1983 and today. What I want you to think about is what did Starkville look like

in 1983? Better, actually. Okay. My favorite line of anyone talking about Starkville, which, full disclosure I've been to, it's lovely. It's a small town. You're an idiot to expect anything else. right

that's what it is right when people are like oh Starkfield doesn't have anything you expected it to do you roll up do you roll up to like an Alaskan beach and you're like

dude's cold ain't got a bikini girl you know damn near eight miles yes that's not what you're looking for but point being he said that they were taking checks in the Starkville Burger King as recently as 1997

could you just sign over your paycheck and just get Burger King I just put this on my tab Burger King the company store Could you go to Burger King and use that as a check cashing joint But you have to like bring the burgers back Like you you hand them your paycheck

You get two burgers On Friday you got to bring it back five with interest I would think by the way if any of this is true Then that sort of extreme fungibility of cash and goods Really they should be much better at SEC recruiting Because like take your recruit to the Burger King barter a few items, and he walks out of there with a mobile home. What if Burger King is the largest banking concern in Mississippi?

Like, what if you can get a home mortgage from Burger King? What if Burger King, in Mississippi, Burger King is literally the king. You go to him to pay tribute, and if the Burger King of Mississippi, if he finds favor with you, then he sends you on a quest, and if you complete your quest, You get land. And you get a certificate of deposit with a 2% interest. That's great these days, plus free chicken fries. Yeah, and you know what?

Winner gets to hang out with the king himself, Fred Smoot, with the Comfort Inn there. Stut's in the parking lot with his Bentley. The same. King Smoot. King Smoot. Y'all are making things up. I'm just stating what happens on Saturdays in fall. Fred Smoot rolls up in his Bentley and parks it at the comfort in there.

He tosses you a king. kid vid costumes that thing in the glove compartment don't touch it without watching your hands afterwards the so Mississippi State by the way in scoring three points I know that's par for the course

but that was against Oklahoma State I mean they're going to be if that's the pattern and Tyler Russell's already injured I mean that's hard to say they didn't score points with Tyler Russell now he was in there for a little bit and yeah None of the players on offense, they trotted out, scored points.

But now they have a quarterback named Dak, which is like the Bidlod's version of Gack. I think anybody named Dak is worth like 1993 points, like 1,093 of them. In Scrabble? I think he's the pilot who dies in the early stages of a craft assault in any space opera, is Dak. Like, they're like, DAC! And he's dead, like, instantly. Yeah, their entire story is going to be one long trail of sorrow, followed by the even more sorrowful conclusion of this if they get to the end of the season. And they're like, do we change coaches?

The question is obviously, like, who could replace, who's coming? Who would we get? Why? So it's like when you have a 97 Honda Civic that the ACs busted and the roof is rotting, but you don't have enough money to buy a new car. Yeah, I'm sorry to cut you off, Kirk. We have a natural transition point in asking, who are you going to get?

We just got to get rid of them. No, my whole comment was why. Why? Okay, well, that carries, why carries us over well to Georgia? Who, by the way, I don't think, and this isn't just me reacting to a man crying on air about Georgia, but losing to this Clemson team

at the opening of your year, it doesn't ruin much for Georgia in terms of their goals, frankly. Yeah, minus your best receiver, minus a starting defensive back, minus the ability to kick field goals because your kicker is the most Georgia man alive and was suspended for boating crimes. Considering all that, considering how good Clemson is, how fired up Dabo and the whole crowd was, which I include Dabo as part of the crowd. He is. I think he's more of a yell leader than really a hit.

coach, but obviously he's good at both. I mean, considering all that, settle down, Georgia. I think what you're underestimating, though, is there's going to be a point in the season, maybe in November. George is looking strong, looking like they're going to be in the conversation, and some significant segment of the media is going to say, George is a team that couldn't even win the ACC. They don't belong in the national championship.

When, like, Clemson's playing for the national title, that somebody, we'll still say that right like if Georgia has one loss and they're like yeah let's go for that Georgia Clemson let's go for that Georgia Clemson match up someone will with the straight face go man I don't even know if Georgia could win the ACC I think if Georgia were to win the SEC the point would be you know like against Clemson because Clemson didn't win the SEC I said I say we take Clemson out stick Georgia in that and I will say this there's a legitimate point of concern because Georgia's offensive line, especially in past protection, didn't exactly inspire a lot of confidence against the Clemson defense,

which everyone universally describes as, you know, improving. Improving is basically like the nice personality or nice eyes. I don't want to be too sexist to be like, you know, because everyone always is like, yeah, that's like the ugly girl takes your glasses off. Yo, axe. That's not what I want to say here. What I want to say is, you know, the exact opposite, which is like if a woman tells you, you know, you have really nice eyes, that means you're an unattractive man. That's really what that means.

If there's no other compliment given, that they'll just defer to like eyes or, you know, you're funny. You know, you're a funny guy with nice eyes. Those are like the only two things women have ever said to me. No, no, we're saying the opposite things, buddy. Okay. Yeah. All right. Thank you.

We're saying the opposite thing. You're beautiful, Ryan. no matter what they say. But you're right, improving is something you write on a D plus paper. Right, right? Like we would, a good defense that we know is good, we would say they had underwhelmed, right? We'd be like, oh, man, they can do a lot better. We can coach them a lot harder.

Someone like Clemson's defense, you know, you'd call them improving because you still remember, you know, that they give up 40 points, you know, every now and then, and every now and then meaning frequently. So, but even that Georgia's offensive line falling backward, not real inspiring for them in terms of their overall prospects in the SEC. Well, they got time to get it together. They don't have to face Clowny for four whole days. They got time to fire Bobo. Hey, all they need to do with Clowny is just turn the heat up over 80 degrees somewhere on this planet and asking to play more than four play straight. Am I right, boys?

You are right, sir. Conditioning's an issue. Here's a problem with that. that they said that everyone's getting on Clowny for conditioning. So naturally you think it's wrong. And then after the game, Spurger's like, yeah, why don't you ask him about that, huh? Huh? If you ask him about it.

You're like, oh, Spurger thinks they're the problem. Maybe I'm not just being, maybe I'm not just overreacted. Yeah, it's, we've gotten in this mode of like over-defending Clowny and Mansell and the players we really like. That it's kind of, it's kind of unsettling when they actually do something wrong. We kind of don't know how to, how to criticize it. But there's a valid point there. You know, Clowny did take some plays off. Clowny was more winded than you would expect someone as freakish

and as allegedly well-conditioned as he looked, right? If I'm South Carolina, I'm sitting Clowny to start that game. I'm starting this 60-year-old woman who just swam from Cuba to Florida. I'd put him Diana Nye. That's right. And you know what? If Georgia brings jellyfish? Bring it.

That's the only thing we can stop her getting in that backfield. I don't know. I say we make her swim to Savannah first. Well, you know, she doesn't really get going until 70 or 80 miles. So make her swim first, get her face all swole up so she's dumb. So when the offensive line really puts that hand up in the mask, she's not feeling a thing. The TCU approach. Every damn game.

Segway. Yet another segue. Seameless. Seameless. to TCU, which by the way, I've decided that TCU only recruits guys who are six feet tall and 180 and then just makes them eat or diet down into their

roles. Because they all kind of look like guys who are just playing at the wrong weight which they are because that's kind of how TCU has to recruit still. They get some guys who are five stars but they still have to take like a 250 pound defensive tackle and go well you know what? On Wednesday

you're going to be a guard son. Here's a buffet ticket. But that game, unless you had some something that sort of terrified me, which was a competent offense. Yeah, and Zach Medenberger, what he did, he threw passes, and then people caught them. I'm not sure when that wrinkle was added to the game plan. Yeah, by the way, being caught by mandatory LSU player named Landry, always have to have at least one Landry on the field at all times.

Yeah, that's what the LN LSU stands for. It is very hard to remember the last time LSU had a game where they had two receivers over 100 yards receiving. Yeah, although really, if we go back to last year, we should have seen this coming because if you'll remember against Alabama, Mettinberger played a brilliant game. He played really well against Alabama. So it's not like Zach Mettemberger hasn't been coming along. And then you have Cam Cameron putting in what I assume is the Paint by Numbers College to Pro playbook, right? Here, you're going to throw levels. here we'll let you throw a slant

we'll keep it real basic and just sort of pull you along they looked really good against TCU who defense was sort of what they're known for and no slouch on TCU by the way this is the weekend where we all get to be really charitable to teams right

like Fandy loses to Old Miss and we're like but you still look good Vandy you still did great Washington State loses to Auburn and we're like you come a long way you're literally Pullman is really far I mean we don't don't even know if everyone involved with the program was, you know, like, you know, not totally jet lagged, you know, or ate some, as one internet poster would put it, peach fungus

bullshit. It made you all sick. We don't know that. This is the week when you can be. Week one, you're really competent toward teams who just barely sort of lose. And TCU was like right there for most of the game. I think they're going to be fine. I think the larger point to take out of that game is that LSU may have something resembling

offensive competence, which terrifies me except for this. It's less miles, and I know he won't stand for it for too long. Yeah, I mean, speaking of TCU, I'm honestly feeling better about TCU than I was even going into the game. I think they're still a strong pick to take the Big 12 for those who would be so inclined. You know, the quarterbacks are going to look better against a defense that doesn't outweigh them by 100 pounds across the board. You know, the defense is going to be fine, especially getting his best player back in two

weeks. I think we should feel pretty good about the frogs, especially with that amazing gif. You can't see it because I'm talking about it, but that gif of Gary Patterson, pounding his face with a towel. Gifts on the radio, if you could see it. It's literally, it's Gary Patterson attempting to erase the flesh from his face with a towel. Like, yeah, at the time we compared it to the bad guy in Captain America, who his skin falls off and he's got a red skull. I think his name is red skull. But that's what looks like he's trying to make happen. The Nazis weren't good at name and villains, Jason. I think what Jason has just revealed is that as our society moves from a language-based to

gift-based mode of communication, blind people are fucked. Yeah, it means Tom Savage, a pit. He used his life just going to become a... It's over. I think the way you talk about a GIF is you talk about it in a loop. Just, Gary Patrick's wife's face a towel. Gary Patrick's wife's face with a towel. Gary Patrick's wife's face with a towel. That's been funnier, Jason. Keep going. Yeah. Yeah, see, nuances. Totally works. Really quick lightning round here for the discussion of this past week.

Besides this, I would like to mention Cal looks fun. I know Northwestern beat them, but oh, boy. Cal and Sunny Dice, that's cooking with oil right there. Probably locally sourced, sustainable, green, eco-friendly oil. But still, cooking with oil nonetheless. FCS versus FBS. Which one was your favorite victory? I'm going to go ahead and claim McNeese State over USF because burn it all.

I'm going to go with the Mighty Bison. The Mighty Bison over K-State? Yeah, just because you scheduled North Dakota State. What did you think was going to happen? You saw what they did to Kansas, like right before you scheduled this game. Kansas is in your – wait, well, I mean, nobody watches Kansas football. But still, you might have heard something about it. Yeah, it was probably on a TELX somewhere.

And they also beat Minnesota. Ryan, your favorite. I'll go with Iowa State Northern. Iowa because Iowa State ironically lost in the most Iowa way possible. It was amazing. Like they sort of let the other team hang around. Everybody's looking like, oh, you know, Northern Iowa's taking it to Iowa State. Then you look and you're like, oh, Iowa State's closing the gap.

And then they just can't, they can't get quite enough there. And now Iowa State and Iowa may, maybe this is the year that they're the same program and they dual to a one-one top. Now, the really fun thing I like about the weekend in Iowa is that Iowa and Iowa State play soon. They usually play their rivalry game in like week one and a half or whatever. It might be playing tonight. But the only thing they have to shit talk each other about is who looked better against a NIU that they lost to. K&S. Mas Macho against the Wack or the Macs. Oh, God, Northern Indiana's coming.

We're both fucked. Looking ahead next week, I will go ahead and put. prompt the top 25 for you because I will be N-Miam-E acronym MIA and not just because that's how the city is spelled. I will be there for Florida v. Miami gentlemen. How do you feel about that? Not me being there, but the game. Terrible. Dirty. Awful. I think this is going to be just a wretched game or what. I think there will be maybe 35 passes thrown total. I have 31 of them by Stephen Moll. Right. Three of them will be when Florida drops a field goal snap and has to throw the ball.

Yeah. Agreed. Jason. Yeah. That sounds like a lot of fun, and I hope you have a really great time. What time is it getting? Good, noon. Maybe I'll sleep in. Noon. Yeah, it's going to be horrendous. You probably don't want to watch it. In addition. Oh, God. Southeastern Louisiana's playing. Sorry. Yeah. Like 200 really. sunburnt people are going to be very disappointed that they sat in the stands for this game. On the plus side, you're going to lose a lot of water weight.

Hey, I'm in the press box. I am losing zero water weight. I am not opening that window. I am finding the most air-conditioned artificial corner of that stadium and bunkering up. Nevin Shapiro might stop by. You might get some, like, Perrier weight. That's how bad attendance is at Miami that they gave you credentials. Well, you know, I can say safely that for this game, neither fan base will travel well.

because they just don't. Not in Miami fans to home nor Florida fans anywhere. So that much is guaranteed. Oh, oh, moving on. South Carolina, Georgia, 4.30 p.m. I really like Georgia in this game now that they've lost. I don't know. I mean, remember two years ago when old Rick started off O.

and two, and that seat started scalding, and then, you know, dang near won the SEC. This could be just a yearly pattern. It's kind of like a preseason for Georgia at this point. I also think losing Malcolm Mitchell is going to be... I just don't know how much easier that's going to make Georgia to sort of scheme against. So I think it'll maybe be closer than some people might think after week one, but I will stick with South Carolina.

Well, I'm a football idiot, so sometimes I pick things by instinct. But if I were being realistic, I would say this. Clemson did a lot of business working against Georgia's linebackers, moving the quarterback a little bit, getting receivers loose in the middle of the field, and they did really, really well in one-on-one against Georgia. So that's something I'm sure Steve Spurrier is licking his chops over. And I'm saying that because Steve Spurter's tongue is preternaturally long.

It's 16 inches. He can lick the cocktail sauce straight out of the shrimp cocktail god, but it's disturbing. I didn't know that. It's prehensile. I've seen him pick up a seven iron with it. Yeah, well, you know, hey, listen, how do you mark a ball? Stending on the tongue? Thumb to your ass, back up, don't have to touch a thing.

That's how you don't get your bite of that way. That's how you don't get in his line. So it's more like lick-clack. Yeah. I've seen him throw a damn visor with it. Other games of interest, by the way, Peter out very quickly after that early slot. We do have my favorite shambolic game of the year,

year in and year out, which is Notre Dame in Michigan, all of the prestige and half of the actual ability that they're purported to have. If you remember, this game has come down to be either a total beatdown or absolute barn burner, something like four out of the past five years. Gentlemen, your opinion. My opinion is Tommy Reese Heisman candidate. For the seventh year in a row. When will you stop talking about that? I know it was weird when he was in high school. school, but I believed it then, and I believe it now.

I'm just waiting to see what Michigan misspells as far as its own school name goes, like Notre Dame did last year with the fig-thing cups. Big thing. Well, Loverines, what does that mean? Yeah, Wolverine. Oh, God, Mish again. Mish again, Wolverines. Other scores of interest to predict, I really only see future scores.

of interest. I really only see two other games of the top 25 that are really worth noting. That would be one, Oregon plays at Virginia, which is really only amusing for watching horrified drunk preppies and ties

sand a gas as their team is cut from navel to neck by the swift blade of the homicidal duck. And the other one being Washington State, USC, which frankly I think Auburn's a pretty good test for U.S., for preparing for U.S.C. this year, and that's no compliment the U.S.C.

I'm interested to see whether Johnny Mansell is forced to play, like, 180 minutes against Sam Houston State, or maybe he has to go, like, five quarters without a flag. I mean, I mean, what's Kevin Sumlin's creative disciplinary measure? He has to, Johnny has to learn how to spell bear cats, the Sam Houston State mascot? with capital K. Oh, oh, and other weirdnesses, by the way. Texas goes to BYU. Oh, man. I already don't want to watch that game. I couldn't hear you.

All I heard was just the color white. The color, just... It was beautiful. Additionally, by the way. On upset alert. Not really. But there's going to be... It'll look ugly.

Southern Miss goes to Nebraska. Southern Miss is going to have like 500 yards of offense and a 20-point loss because that's how Nebraska rolls. And don't forget, Louisville strengthens its schedule. Its demand, its argument for a national title by playing Eastern Kentucky, thus ensuring they're going to play every Kentucky possible. They'll play Western Kentucky in the bowl game. They'll just get the whole state cinched up.

Well, Eastern hadn't lost to Western yet. I'm saying That's all I'm saying You could chain it up Make it the transit Championship of Kentucky Congratulations You've won

Heavy Metal Poisoner Are there any interesting Non-ranked games That we care about Next week Oh God I know that was rude That's a very rude

But I can go ahead And peruse them for you I mean that involves Clicking a whole new drop-down On the schedule I'm sure he's looking at I know this is a lot of work man You know I will

I will throw one out possibly Buffalo at Baylor Buffalo at Baylor I can get on board with that Buffalo Buffalo can score some points on defense and Baylor can score some points on offense so

I got another FCS over FBS upset but it won't be an upset the minute I say the names that would be Maine over Massachusetts I got another one for you Central Arkansas Colorado Oh

no no no I'm buying route of this year. I'm pretty sure Maine at Massachusetts is a John Updike novel and not actually a football game. The first quarter unfolded in a floor at 235 sentence to really more of a meditation on sexuality in the waning years of a misogynist life than a football game. I would also, Buffalo Baylor, I'd watch. Like, seriously, I would watch that. That is a, Buffalo was a fun team to watch. the State University of New York. Additionally, if you like points, I got another one, but please go ahead, Jason.

James Madison at Akron. Oh, Jam, you. Because Akron's losing that game. They're losing that game so hard. I will also suggest Navy, Indiana. Whatever the over is, I'd take it. Yeah, that would be wise. I think that's fair.

And, you know, we've left this out. Undefeated Kansas kicks off next week. Oh, where? They host South Dakota in a 7 p.m. ESPN3 classic. Damn, you know what? I keep seeing games where I'm like, you know what? This is another one. This is not FCS, FBS, but Arkansas State over Auburn?

I mean, that could be as competitive as Washington State. says a lot. I don't know. By over, do you mean, like, the game will never be over? Because every drive takes 11 seconds. Oh, man, Louisiana Lafayette continues its murderers row. They lost against Arkansas in a game I thought they'd be better

at. But guess who they play this week? Kansas State. Oh, yeah. Revenge. For what? That's how it seems built. I don't know. I don't know. You take it out. on you listen you take it out on your next opponent I can see like the

the Don King poster for this this time it's personal yeah which is why Colorado State had never played each other is going to be a bloodbath if you found somebody who's been to both Lafayette I'm seriously I don't know if there's a human being on this planet

who's been to both Lafayette and Manhattan, Kansas I want to talk talking yeah Lee Corso. Recruited that back in 83. They're still on probation. Still on probation.

No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was thinking of Lou Holtz. Damn it. One Lou to another. Probation really isn't that much of a link, especially probation in any sense.

If you're talking about Manhattan, Kansas and Lafayette, Louisiana. You know, that's a little bit of problem with the law, Shia, but we get that fixed. Now, if somebody tried to put K-State on probation would, like, the news of the sentence even reach the school in time for, like, the bull band to be enacted? Hold on, we're decrypting this with Enigma. There'd be, like, 38 U-Co transfers on the roster. It would be like, I got my master's already anyway. Oh, my kid was going to watch me in the ball game this year.

Dang it. If you want to know, by the way, the most, the conference with the most pitiful matchups, The SEC, this is the week when everyone who's not an SEC fan will look at the SEC and go, oh yeah, that's how you manage to plump up your records because Toledo, Missouri, Western Kentucky, Tennessee. UPSA, upset alert. Upset alert there, son. I assume you're talking about UABLSU, upset alert. So Toledo's making another swing through? Yeah, Toledo is just moving a little bit further north.

to play Missouri, which, frankly, Toledo was pretty good. That is a harrowing trail back to Ohio they're taking. They're just staying over in St. Augustine for the weekend. It's fine. They're crashing with Pinkel. He's got a little room in his house now. Did they start in Peru? This is just one long. Town to town battling their way back to Toledo. It's just like the Warriors.

Exactly. They've just got the sense of the direction of Simone Boulevard, just roll it all over the place, trying to start failed revolution. Hey, whatever it takes to avoid Kentucky, that's what you do. Well, I mean, there may be a reason, Bobby, but there may be a reason that, you know, they're not going there. Someone of the staff has warrants. But, hey, Bobby Petrino and I got no warrants in Tennessee. He's rolling straight through into Neeland next week

because they're not Austin Pete. That game actually should be sort of interesting for 10 minutes or so until the roof caves in on Petinos. I just want to see Petrino Rekka boat in the Vol Navy. We too, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. This is, this is, it's crap. It's not baseball.

But it's, it's, it's crap.