Shutdown Fullcast - Too Many Coaches: A Trivia Contest

Episode Date: February 18, 2020

Jason quizzes Spencer and Holly on all the latest coaching carousel developments; like Nick Saban with a South Florida real estate deal, they struggle to break even but will hopefully get sweet national TV commercial gigs to help them out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the shutdown fullcast. This is the Internet's only college football podcast. You're welcome, Internet. Hey, before we discussed what we were going to discuss on the show today, and we have a topic ahead of time, which is easily like 50% better than we usually do. We do have something we want to discuss with you. A little bit of business. kind of business? Well, that would be podcast business. What's that business? Podcast business. Podcast business. What's that business? It's a

business. Podcast business. Selling new underwear. Fancy underwear you get at your home and kind of cost a little bit more than usual, but it's really good. Yeah. You get the underwear at your home? Yes. It comes to you at your home. Oh, it arrives to your home. It arrives on the breeze. it flies to your home i like how there was a little hitch at the end of the first line of the lyrics to podcast business that indicated you may have forgotten the lyrics to the second line of podcast business which are podcast business what's that business yeah yeah maybe this is a different verse you know like you usually don't sing the the fourth verse you sing the first three yeah it depends maybe this is a maybe this is a split in the canonical split in the full

cast church. Our big fluffy boy contains multitudes and a number of biomes. This is the altar call version. Jason has questions, by the way, about current deacons and current deacons, bishops, and other officials. No, I have questions because having been lying curled up at death's door for the past, what, three weeks, I didn't know Joe Moorhead was at Oregon now. Joe Moorhead is at Oregon. You didn't know Joe Moorhead was at Oregon now. I'm sounding like I knew that before today. Holly, we do have one little element of business to take care of first, and then I have another element of business.

So would you take care of our first installment of the business, please? What was I supposed to do? Oh, we're going back to Texas. Texas, that is correct. What are we going to be, why are we going on? What are we doing there? We're going to El Paso. God, I wish.

No, we're going to the, man, not the worst. There are worse parts of Texas, I suppose, than Austin. We're going back to South by Southwest as we apparently continue to be part of Vox Media to their everlasting exasperation. We've been invited to their little Southwest Shindig. If you go to Scott Frostday.com, it has been helpfully redirected. You can RSVP and reserve your spot. We are, I believe, we think, performing on Sunday, March 15th. Vox's little setup is at the Belmont.

Also, if you scroll through Vox's South by Southwest splash site, you will see that my photo is my Sports Illustrated headshot from 2011. I don't know where they got it. And everybody else's headshot on this program has been cropped from their iTunes art. If there were ever any question of how well and how adeptly we fit into the Vox Media ecosystem, you can scroll through and play four of these things are not like the others. Also, the way they have it set up, it looks like Deepak Chopra is opening for Jane, which I love. As he should.

Yeah, correct. So yeah, come see us 15th in Austin, March 15th. Go ahead, RSVP, if you come, who knows? Maybe we'll have a special guest, Deepak Chopra. Am I bringing snakes again? Yes. Are they going to be more elegant snakes than last year? We decided to go fewer than 10 days before South by this year.

Also, yes, how many snakes? Oh, oh, buddy, we're going to find that out together. Another little bit of podcast business to take care of. That would be bannersociety.com. That is the mothership that is the site that keeps the lights on. If you want to just get a little sample of what we're doing, but you're like, oh, I wish I didn't have to type in a URL and it could just come to my phone, dang,

like all those other valuable emails I get, right? From bonobos.com and discounthandguns.net. I just realized we made the mistake of having you tell people to read their email. I did. I did. I think it's actually more powerful coming from me because I open my email just to get the band of society.com newsletter. That is where we put out a shocking amount of content, frankly, from all of our contributors, from Richard Johnson to Stephen Godfrey to myself.

We send a shocking amount of email. Is that what you're saying? We do. We send to, well, for an organization affiliated with me, absolutely. Way to get them to sign up for the email. Content, shocking amount of content, but just enough emails, a daily newsletter. Substantial, but not too much. Jason, do you want to interrupt him and get on with the show before he makes this worse?

Bannersociety.com slash subscribe. slash subscribe. I'm just sort of trying to wrap my mind around the volume of email that we are proposing people get. It feels like anywhere between one and 1,000 per week, which I guess that's accurate. Sure, yeah. I think that's accurate. I stand by that. Out of every 10 emails you get, Jason, how many are actually valuable?

Well, if we're counting, you know, spam and trash and filtered stuff and stuff that's just on unread forever. uh probably none other than this one so folks better subscribe that's it sign up for the first good email you will ever get financial society dot com slash subscribe so um today's primary topic been alluded to via joe moorhead uh you sort of look up in the middle of february and realize oh shit joe moorhead lives in oregon now he used to live on the complete other side of the country look at him at this rate he's going to be coaching in tokyo next season he's doing in the reverse Marioada in terms of quality of life. Yeah.

Yeah. That's the way to do it. Um, shit, when Marioita leaves Nashville, where's you going to go? Cincinnati? Oh, God. Buffalo? Good. Can you go to someplace more Nashville than Nashville?

I posit. No, he's actually going to go to Portland and it will be a complete, like, it'll be a complete mind vendor because he'll go, why am I unhappy here? And he'll realize Portland is just Nashville with a beanie and flannel on. He'll realize he's playing for the XFL's second expansion team.

Yeah. Once Team 9 gets the call up. They'll just be called that. They'll have run out of money for branding. It'll just be Team 9. Yeah, Team 9 is when you only have eight created team logos, and you're just FCS Southeast. Vince is like, think of a gimmick. Work it.

That is a pretty fucking good gimmick, though. Team 9. Team 9? I think Team 9 sounds hard as hell, actually. doesn't who are you we're team nine it's the fucking darma initiative team i'm scared to shoot them yeah that's a uh isn't that the dangerous sector or whatever in the hunger games is that right it is now yeah very up on i'll ask my child shall know um speaking of i i had us a an additional question i wanted to run past y'all um we were at disney a few weeks ago and when we were realizing

like there's lots of like disney marvel crossover stuff now as The entire pop culture apparatus unites into one industrial complex. And we were talking about, like, so once they finally get the Spider-Man stuff, then it would really be a complete monolithic overlord. And at that point, you will start to see venom versions of Disney characters. Like, they sometimes do venom versions of Marvel characters. So we were trying to figure out the best venomized Disney characters, such as like Venom Your.

Oh, Winnie, too. Venom Winnie. Venom Carl from Up, for example. Venom Huey, Dewey and Louie, which I think was my personal favorite. But I just wanted to speak that into the universe, make sure it was in as many brains as possible. And yeah, that was the Lord placed that on my heart today.

Well, I appreciate the Lord putting that in your heart because now he's put Venom Goofy in my soul. Yeah, you get it. Yeah, Venom Goofy would be incredible because I don't know if he'd be that much different. I want the boys to be, like, what if the Venom, okay, Venom doing Goofy's Yodal is what I'm trying to get to me. The one that Venom Stitch from Lilo and Stitch was the one that was most like, no, that's the same. That's no change there. So that brings us to our main topic, it doesn't at all, but actually kind of does toward the end.

So the idea here is we're going to bring back the annual. It's the second time we've done it, therefore it's annual. Coaching Carousel Catchup Trivia game, ran out of seas. We're going to do Holly v. Spencer. I am our quiz assembler for the day. The idea is to guess not new head coach hires, but from newly assembled FCS coaching staffs, three truths and a lie, coaches who are on this staff.

for each i will read four names one of them is not currently employed as of recording by this football team this is terrifying so for it it should be fun and like you know i like i even having assembled the quiz would probably miss many of these so the scoring system i think to you know to prevent two people having to like buzz in and race to buzz in and all that i think what we do is you each start with three points and you bet as many as you want on each answer as we go. How's that sound? That sounds good.

Okay. I'll keep track along the way. Let us start with, as all things do, Florida Atlantic. Okay. The four names, I will read for you. Three of them are actually on FAU staff. One is not. Jim Levitt, Charlie Weiss, Jr., Clint Trickett, and Lance Goodry.

Clint is a lie. Spencer, do you have? I'm going to, no, I'm going to say that Lance Guidry is a lie. Unfortunately, the lie is Charlie Weiss Jr. Whoa. Wait, did Lane take him to Ole Miss? Now, don't look it up, by the way, because some of these, so many guys, here's my question.

Can I read the webpage that Spencer has open right now? No. Oh, okay. It's a teen nation, but I won't tell you the topic. Next. What are we looking at? He's on T-Nation. I won't tell you the topic.

The next question, please. Okay. Unless I hear otherwise, I will assume you're betting one point on each. Yes. That's zero for both of us. We're all to a great start. You're both down to two. You're down to two points.

We're staying in the state of Florida, USF, the four, coaches. Charlie Weiss Jr., again, Scott Schaefer, DeQuan Bowers, and Pat White. Bowers. Bowers is a lie. I will also take, I know, actually, I'm going to go to Charlie Weiss, Jr. All right, the answer for this one is our lie is Scott Schaefer. That is minus one point for both of you. Charlie Weiss Jr. is indeed employed. by USF. Up next,

a fun one, Rutgers. Oh, God. Four coaches, one of them is not currently at Rutgers. Bob Diaco, Augie Hoffman, Nunziocampini, and Jim Pantagos.

I'm going to say that second one. Augie Hoffman. Augie Hoffman. The last one. Jim Panagos. The correct answer is Bob Diaco. Man, I thought... Can Bob Diaco get a break? He's so handsome.

I thought Bob was like, surely that guy. He is employed elsewhere within the Big Ten. Hmm. It's something that I imagine will come up in a moment. Yes, go ahead. Things are better for him than they appear. Jason, you're kind of quiet. Can we crank you up? Mike is in my face. I'm not sure what more I could do here.

Let me just unplug it. who works. Hello, how's this? Oh, that sounds so much better. That does sound better. Mike's are scams. Yeah. Okay. Next up. San Diego State. Oh, God. Jim Hecklinsky,

John Hoke, Kurt Mattox, and Hunky Cooper. I'm going to say Hunky Cooper. Maddox. The correct answer is John Hoke. They have a Brady, but not a John.

I thought Brady. I know. I thought Brady was, yeah. I lost on the Brady hiring the family. I might have made that one too tricky because, I mean, you got a hoke. I'm going to give you a half for that one. All right. How about that?

You're down to negative half a point each. Man, this is going so well. So here is the hardest one to narrow down. Some of these, it was like, there's not enough interesting real names. With this one, there's too many interesting real names. old miss oh god we have Derek nix all right harold buckley bradley dail pavito and joe john finley nix

joe john finley the correct is bradley dale pavito special teams coordinator at texas an m i no longer feel bad about not knowing that joe moorhead was at oregon i now feel bad about not knowing all this other stuff well now you know where joe john finley is this is the important thing this is true jo john finley man how is about nominative determinism is real how is he not yeah all right go ahead is it all miss uh the university of new mexico rocky long okay danny gonzalez

frank spasiani and jamie christian spasiani jami christian because i think spasiani's there is correct Spencer is close as is at New Mexico State You were confident and that was your mistake Baylor Rhett Lashley

What was that Spencer Red Yeah Yeah him Larry Fedora Jorge Munoz and Dennis Johnson Fadora Dennis Johnson

The person who is not there is Rhett Lashley Is I forget where I didn't write down where he's somewhere else Boston College Matt Applebaum Frank Signetti Kignetti I'm not sure one of the two Steve Shimko and Jeff Halfley

Okay I know that the last guy is the head coach but it only because it took us half of the title game to figure it out at this point we're just working together because we're both incredibly stupid I'm going Frank Signetti because he sounds like a pit guy trick question none of them are there except Jeff yes Holly is right Frank does sound like a pit guy but this was Boston College

Holly is winning by four points dang it well Spencer you have negative 4.5 points you can gamble so if you're very certain you can Digging in the hole. App State. Mark de Bastiani, Armani Edwards, Sean Clark, and Tony Peterson.

Tony Peterson is not there. Armani Edwards. I'm going to counter. I'm going to counter this one. Let a comeback. Spencer is correct. Armani Edwards is, as far as I can tell, not currently a coach.

folks were almost halfway done. How exciting is that? Florida State. Mark Snyder, Walt Bell, Randy Shannon, Alonzo Hampton. I know Randy's there. I really, let's see. And I think Walt Bell's there too. Snyder. Yeah, I'll go with that. The correct answer is Randy Shannon is not there. Wait, what?

Now, I was confident, and that was my mistake. He is at the moment. He's in Florida, isn't he? He's at UCF, very close. Damn it. I mix up, once again, I mix up the two great football powerhouses in the state of Florida. That's right. UCF?

One has a national title in the last five years. That's the way I usually tell them apart. Yeah, having mentioned UCF, by the way, they're listening now. They all immediately tuned in right now. They might be in your car behind you if you're listening to this, in your backseat. That's fine. They're extremely friendly in a way. Washington.

Andy Avalos Avalos, one of the two, Junior Adams, Bob Gregory, John Donovan. Bob Gregory. So I'm sorry, which school was this again? This is Washington. It's John Donovan because I believe he's at Oh no no he's at Washington He's definitely there Okay

Glad we had to start Yeah no I forgot Washington hired him And that's not going to be good for them Because Penn State's offenses When John Donovan was the coordinator there Not exactly inspiring Ford now Yeah I'm going to go with the first one

Spencer is correct We're tied I don't feel like you should get points If he can't remember who it was The school can only be said once. Yeah, wait, you forgot where and who it was in the same question. But got it right.

The magic is still here. Go back to you. I think with any multiple choice test, you know, if you just say B, whatever it was, you know, this happens to B. Old Dominion, there's some good names here. Remington Rebstock. Oh, shit, yes. Ricky Rain, Taylor Heineke, and Kevin Smith. I'm going to go Ricky Rain.

Man, I hope it's not Kevin Smith. I'm going to say Kevin Smith because that's a boring name. Okay. It is Taylor Heineke. Currently a member of your St. Louis Battlehawks. Cacaul. You should be. I forgot whether there was a Battlehawks or the Battlewings.

The name, by the way, should always have that little hitch in it from not being able to remember it fully, right? Battleburn. That's a very XFL. There should be Team 9. and then the battle, hawks. Yeah, going through, and another piece of Banner Society, that InfoWars content is going through the most XFL names in football history, there are so many hawks with adjectives, thunder and war and blood and steel.

And I think Thunder hawks, I think, is the best possible nickname just because of how many end, how many good ones end with hawks and start with thunder. Yeah. I trust your judgment implicitly after how many of them you have read over the past a couple of weeks. I've looked at counting pro in college, about 4,000 different football names. Here is another one. The Fresno State Bulldogs, Bulldogs being the third most common college team nickname.

William Inge, Kalin DeBoer, Roman Sapolu, and Bodie Reader. I don't even know which of these names is the most Fresno let alone Fresno Yikes I just want to Sepolu I just want to say Bodhi Reader out loud so Bodie Reader

Now do it to black and yellow Bodie Reader Bodie Reader Body Reader Bodie Reader Bodie Reader Spencer is correct and has taken the lead Which brings us to UNLV If anybody wants to gamble Now's the time

Hello Cameron Norcross Mike McIntyre Marcus Oroyo and Kenwick Thompson. Mike McIntyre. I'm not sure, so I will also say Mike McIntyre. Does anybody want to gamble? Do I want to gamble?

No. Trick question, they're all there. No, that one is not the case here. All right. Do you want to gamble on Mike McIntyre? Probably ought to. I don't think he's there. I really don't.

Okay, well, you're correct. for one point. Hawaii. Brennan, J.J. Kinney, Victor Santa Cruz, and Matt Mummy. Yes, of the Mummy family. I'm going to say,

what was the third one, Santa Cruz? Yes. I'm going to say Mummy because I feel like if he had gotten out to Hawaii, that HAL would also be there. I'm coaching remotely, y'all. Yeah, I'm going to say the third one, Santa Cruz.

Correct. Let's go to Memphis, straight from Hawaii to Memphis. The natural progression of all souls. Barry Odom, Ryan Silverfield, Mike McIntyre, and Kyle Pope. I feel like every Memphis team automatically has a Kyle from like the preppy side of Memphis, so that's, he's there. Mike McIntyre, I'm not sure, to be honest. but I thought he was on like some real veteran kind of squad. So I'm going to say Mike McIntyre's not there.

I don't think it's McIntyre either. Although geographically it would make sense. It would. Because he worked at Ole Miss. Jason, can we have the names again? Barry Odom, Ryan Silverfield, Mike McIntyre, and Kyle Pope has, I believe, been eliminated from both your boards. I don't think Barry Odom's at Memphis.

All right. I'm going to say Macintyre. All right, you are now tied. What a comeback by Holly. Shit, yes. Here's, okay, here's a good one, Michigan State. I mean, what time is it? What time are we recording?

Details may change. Yeah, any of these fellows might be gone soon. Mike Tressel, Shane Beamer, Jim Bowman, Don Treadwell. Treadwell. Shane Beamer. Oh, shit, you're right. correct. Since I realized it before he said it, do I get the point?

Sure, yes. It's good. What? I'm sorry. Well argued. Mississippi State. Okay. Tony Hughes, Steve Spurrier, Jr., Tony Franklin, and Zach Arnett. Tony Franklin's not there.

Yeah, Franklin's not there. Excellent. You are both within a half point of zero. Listen, if there's one thing we can do, unlike some major universities, I can name, it's locate Tony Franklin at all times. Yeah, that goes for Tony Franklin, too. Here is the hardest one on the entire list to come up with a fake name for. Arkansas. Kendall Bryles, Tucker Tuberville, Derek LeBlanc and Barry Odom. I'm torn.

What was the second one there? Tucker Tuberville. Tucker Tuberville. Which, first of all. How dared you? I'm going to go with... I'm going to go with LeBlanc because Tucker Tuberville just seems real and terrible.

Can I have the names again? That would be Kendall Bryles, Rucker Tuberville, Derek LeBlanc and Barry Odom What this quiz is proving to me is that I don't actually know where Barry Odom is LeBlanc, no, Tupperville No You said it, I'm counting it.

Tucker Tuberville is correct. No! That's so bad, it's actually not real, okay. Oh, God, the second time I thought you said Trucker Tupperville. Trucker Tuberville. That's at least an ethos. I mean, that at least has some.

An ethos that's not, you know, old Navy. Tucker was a walk-on quarterback at Auburn. I do not know his current whereabouts. So he might be at Arkansas by the time. Holly is now above zero. Excellent work. God's justice be done. Just a few more.

UTSA. Shit, Jason. Larry Fedora, Jeff Trailer, Tyrone Nix and Barry Lundy Jr. I just like saying his name. Barry Lundy Jr. Larry Fedora felt washed all the way down to UTSA. I find that hard to believe.

Work is work. All right, Fedora. All right. Holly is up to one and a half points. Sinking. Work is work, huh? Which brings us to the next five wrong. Two months.

more and then it's bonus round time. Jason, this is hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do not blame anyone who doesn't know special teams, coordinators, and offensive guard coaches. Mizzou! Speaking of things not known. Mike Bobo, Curtis Looper.

Yeah, him. Bush Hampton. And David Gibbs. I'll say Bush Hamden. Mike Bobo is not at the end. University of Missouri. Well, more power to them. I believe he's at the other Columbia.

Excuse me. And finally, in regular round, the only time the school will ever be regular, Washington State. Okay. Craig Stutzman, Jake Dickert, Dwayne with an eye, Bradshaw,

and Paul Rhodes. Fascinating. I'm going to say Paul Rhodes. Paul Rhodes. Unfortunately. Paul, country. He is extremely Pullman in spirit, but he is not there at this time. Our current score is Holly, negative point five,

Spencer, negative 4.5. It's time for bonus round one. Colorado State. Which of these four coaches is not on Steve Adazio's coaching staff? Huey Adazio, Dewey Adazio, Louie Adazio, and Chuck Heater. shit

which of them is not on Adacio staff Dewey yeah Dewey the correct answer is Louie oh wait now I fucked it up

Louis is the one who is I'm sorry I completely bricked that one I'm gonna get me wait how many phones did you lose

so Jason is down I'm gonna put myself on here and give myself zero which puts me ahead of Spencer And finally, Colorado, your choices are Brett Bilema, Brett Bilema, Brett Bilema, Brett Bilema, and Brett Bilema. Ooh, uh, C.

I'm going to go with A. Correct, correct. Holly is your winner at one and a half points. Work has not actually been hired by Colorado as a recording, but come on. I am astonished by how much I do not know about where people actually are both in college football generally you know but yeah like if you tell me if you tell me by the way like the living or dead game where you're like yeah is this person alive or dead I'm consistently a low percentile performer on that yeah putting this together affirmed for me that like these coaches change jobs way too much. I mean, this is the thing that's long been known. Players can't change jobs, but coaches can.

But, like, my God, like, you could fill out one of these looking at nothing but who was in the game a year earlier, and enough changes would have probably happened that it would be difficult to keep track. Anyway, that is the coaching carousel game for this year. Holly is your coaching tracker champ. As we all predicted, I'm as surprised as anyone. Yeah, so that's the end of the game. Do we have anything else for this podcast episode this week?

Jason, which staff did you think contains the most, the greatest percentage maybe of hopeless retreads? Well, Alabama, if you look at the analyst staff, that's just not fair. You got a stoops in there, you got a butch in there. What, which do you get Charlie Strong in there? There's another guy. even forgetting another former head coach.

But in terms of actual position coaches, I mean, if you have a Weiss Jr., like he shouldn't, you know, the sins of the father shouldn't come down to the son. But what if the son is bad at coaching football? He might be pretty good. I don't know. Yeah, he might.

No, he gets good reviews. I just think if you have a Charlie Weiss on, your staff, you're treading on dangerous. No, at both Florida and Florida Atlantic, his previous stops, to his previous stops, Charlie Wise Jr. got pretty good reviews from, like, co-workers and in terms of dealing with players. So that was, like, the irony being, he wasn't the one who was paid to coach at Florida. That would be his dad, who was very bad at his job there, very, very bad, and paid handsomely

for it. But that's okay. he went on to redeem himself at Kansas. A place where that happens. Another thing I did not really, I did not know, like we opened by talking about, didn't know Joe Moorhead went to, you know, Oregon at all. Just remember, like, found that out today,

which shows you how the off-season has been going so far. I always wonder when you have a guy who was, like, recently fired and did not take a year off. I don't know. Like, you can pay coach a salaries. Why don't I take a year off? Like, if you were making that much and you got fired, you're real tired.

Would you just jump feet first back into it? I feel like coaches like working too much. Yeah, that's why you should take a year off. Yeah, and I'm not saying that is a good thing about that. I'm saying that's their problem. And I guess that's why we're not coaches, I guess. I mean, the people who have, I know that, like, Gene Chiswick, when he started working for ESPN, was astonished by basic things that everybody else gets to do in life, like take a vacation that doesn't happen on four days in June, right? They, like, he was like, yeah, you could go on a cruise.

It's crazy. They put you on a boat. They just pay for everything. Yeah, Gene. That's what a lot of other people. get to do. Let's just take like a boring ass cruise if they want to, you know? Maybe not work

19 hours a day. Doesn't seem like, you know, doesn't seem sustainable, but you know, that's just me. I feel like the Lane Kiffin Cruise is something that Ole Miss will probably start pretty soon. Yeah. Like that has the most celebrity novelty cruise energy

of any coaching stuff. Honestly, you could do an egg bowl cruise. Like people would pay money for that. You couldn't, in terms of safely bringing it back to port. Okay. You could in terms of selling tickets, like a lot of people would sign up, too. I just feel like that automatically that's good for one terrifying norovirus infection. Right?

That's the Egg Bowl cruise, too. It's now by being the Egg Bowl cruise susceptible and prone to every misfortune of the sea all at once. If the Egg Bowl crews came back to boat, came back to Port and Biloxi, and they're like, yeah, I don't know. 50 of the passengers just disappeared, just were raptured, some kind of Damon Lindeloff. Targeted rapture. Yeah. Raptured by the Lord? No, not exactly.

Well, who else is out there? By a god? Yeah, let's put it that way. By a god. We don't know which one. Yeah, one of the Aztec gods. also someone's getting drunk and peeing on the buffet and being like how you like that huh even though it's their food because nobody knows how to act when it comes to the egg bowl

so yeah egg bowl cruise no lane kiffin like gronk cruise style i think that's we might have just given them money yeah also coaches on a cruise is a great concept because they'll still want to watch film, right? So they'll be like, all right, it was great doing this shot off of an ice slide, y'all. It was really good. I got a good breakdown. Most rooms in a cruise ship don't have windows and are like flat and featureless so you can easily run a projector screen. Yeah, that's where they're going to be hold up, right? They'll just be like, they'll be forcing the festivity, right? Woo! Hotty that was really cool trying to play the game where we all try to carry a watermelon without using our hands but now I got to go you know look at Charleston Southern Phil all right

it might be good to put him on a boat because like you can't change jobs really when you're on a boat and you could agree to a new job but like you can't start recruiting for like a week so like maybe maybe what we do is every December like right around signing day we just ship all the coaches somewhere and they have to wait to ship back before they can take new jobs the dead like actually this would be really good just put everybody on a boat during the dead period right when you're not supposed to be contacting recruits anyway program stays clean right unless you send like ship to shore right ship to shore you're looking good today champ can't wait to see you in rebels colors maybe the smart thing to do is bury your coaching staff

you could just do the hunt for red october thing there's been a reactor leak there's not even a reactor building there is now