Shutdown Fullcast - Welcome to the Slingularity

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

Pondering the two great mysteries of the universe: Blake Bortles and Benicio del Toro It's possible that Batman chronology is not our strong suit, as a group. Do not correct us What's the loudest concert you've ever been to? Jimbo lets us down, again, but in a different way this time [SAW enclosure clanks shut behind you] oh look honey, Ryan has a new game for us Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his podcast, Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/Check out Kickback Soccer Media, a new soccer media company with Fullcast After Dark producer Doug at the helm of a new show there: https://kickbacksoccer.com/ Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, concerning football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

On a long enough timeline, everyone is Blake Bortles. Well, good afternoon. Everything evolves into crabs and every quarterback becomes Blake Bortles on a long enough timeline. I forget which reality show Blake Bortals was on, but I will never get over the footage of this lady, this lady being like, hey, so what's the first thing you do in the morning? He goes, piss. What would you do? What would you do if you weren't if you weren't, you know, if you didn't play in the NFL and he goes, probably be working construction ripping some sigs. God, he's relatable.

Yeah, when he was playing in, uh, when he was playing in Jacksonville, that somebody tell me, he's like, yeah, man, that guy just spends all his money on lemon drops. Just goes to the bar and he's like, 200, um, I was going to say, you mean the drinker. is that some kind of whip it slang no the drink he just goes to the bar and he was like hundred lemon drops man do you think you could name every team Blake Bortles played for no do you think you can name a second team other than the Jacksonville Jaguars that Blake Bortles played for and by play for I mean was on the roster because he only played for one other team I know for a fact that he was a ram that's correct spiritually he feels like he's actually this leads me into a discussion point which Ryan and I've already discussed

this week spiritually i know he wasn't a titan but he feels so much and the titans feel so much that he should have been a titan that i feel like we're going to eventually mandela affect this into being the truth he was a bronco and he was a saint does that sort of like triangulated enough there's what there was one more super maybe more there's at least one more super weird one he was a packer yes yes yes that's the backer what the hell man but you know you know i'm Reality-wise, I really wish that had worked, like, not, I mean, because of his personality, I really wish that had worked out football-wise. I think the reason you think Blake Bortles was a Titan is because Blaine Gabbard was a titan.

There is some kind of Blaine-Gabert will leave a slingularity. Wow. Wow. That's what the quarterback singularity is called the slingularity. Inadvertent, but so important. Wow. Eureka. This is how discovery happens, yeah.

And you just got struck by lightning. God, dang. I think that would be an episode title right there. There you go. This, okay, this actually brings me up to something that I still have, I confess this to Ryan like 24 hours ago. This happened to me like 72 hours ago, and I still have not figured out a name for it or a better explanation for it.

has anybody besides me seen the recent Bong Joon-Ho film Mickey 17 starring Robert Pattinson. Okay. I watched it for the first time this weekend. I was blown away. It is the best movie I have seen this year.

It is so much fun. I cannot believe that he got $100 million of David Zaslov's money and he did that with it. I'm so delighted, but it left me with, I can't explain this. I feel like saying this is going to start a bunch of really irritating arguments, but I watched this movie end to end. And if you ask me now, I would swear on the life of everything I hold dear

that Benicio del Toro is in this movie. He's not, but environmentally it is the most Benicio del Toro film I've ever seen. can't explain this you have to watch them everybody has to watch this movie just so they'll understand what i mean like this is a habitat that would be welcome yes yes it's like it exists in a benitio del torridium it is weird that he's not in it maybe he why don't we just say that he is i think his performance his performance was subtle and layered and nuanced um and a lot of people i know what you're going to come back with me people are going to come back with me and they're going to say, well, Robert Pattinson is, in the first part of the movie,

is kind of doing like a Benicio del Toro, kind of like little cackly voice. That's not why. It doesn't hurt, but that's not why. It's just that, like, environmentally, you think that if the camera pans, you know, 45 additional degrees from wherever it is, not even a quarter turn, you'll see him, like, just off screen, chain smoking something in a spacesuit. But then he had to put his Robert Pattinson spin on the roll by jacking it, right? because Robert Pattinson's done that in like three films.

Can I, while we're just, you know, while we're getting into our preseason, our preseason mode here, can I also just say that I am endlessly impressed and delighted that both Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart went through that whole

twilight nonsense at a very tender age and since the conclusion of that franchise have pretty much single-mindedly devoted themselves to the weirdest fucking projects they can find. I love that. Spencer, you were talking earlier today about people from the 2000s who escaped, and you were thinking about kind of a different category. You were operating in the Jennifer Aniston echelon. Yeah.

But way over here, there are people who escaped from the other direction of culturally from the other direction and have also from their own kind of happiness. And I just, I love that for both of them. I love that they went through what must have been like an unbearable day. decade of fanboy culture and came out the other side and are just like it's time to strap on some antenna and also possibly a strap on let's get weird I love it I love this for them I like that Robert Pattinson wasn't just Batman he was a weird Batman do you know how weird you have to be to be a weird Batman I like that it's like forgettable that he was Batman right like if you're making this is okay this is another Bortals type list you're making it blends it blends in yeah right you're making a list either of robert patents and rolls post twilight or of batman yeah and you're not gonna remember you're gonna remember him last right probably that's probably right like it took me a minute like when spencer said batman i was like wait did he do a mark hamill thing did he voice an animated one before i remember that not only did he play batman he played batman in a movie i saw in theaters

and that wasn't that long ago right that is like he is the most recent theatrical bat i guess that's true Is he or is it Ben Affleck? No, he's more recent than Affleck. Did the Ben Affleck actually happen? No, Ben Affleck. Well, Ben Affleck never did a standalone Batman. Okay. But the reason I'm hesitating is I can't remember if this Batman was before or after the flash.

Did Batman appear in the penguin? Whether or not Batman appear in the penguin is obfuscating this for me. Okay. Okay. See there? Perfect. Benicio del Toro. Okay, wait.

Is Benicio del Toro or Robert Pattinson just like. like each other's spirit twins or something because I'm like, DeL Toro was in that Batman too, right? No, no. Why have I got them? Have they ever worked together? Why do I have them paired like this? Is it possible that you have like some very specific non-invasive neurological disease

where you think Mr. Del Toro is in every property? This has never happened to me with any other actor or any other movie, but it's like, you know, you ever seen this set about people like it's one of those guys that looks like they're wearing glasses even when they're not? Well, this movie should contain Benicio del Toro. Has he ever been in an alien movie that you can think of? Oh. If you had to guess, does it make sense that Benicio Deltore?

Like, if you put him in one of the Promethei or something, it wouldn't, it wouldn't surprise me. I can't think of one off the top of my, oh, wait, no, duh, Guardians of the Galaxy. That's right. Right? Yeah. I went, maybe he's on my brain because there's a, there's a large movie. with him right now which i absolutely will not see and so i'm just kind i'm trying to insert him in other places i don't know okay which is in a star war oh he's in the new west anderson

oh yeah the phoenicians game but which by virtue of it being west anderson i will not see do not me man don't do it we're never going to get that west anderson sponsorship never we could get an ice cold coke zero sponsorship i'm really good at these drop-ins yeah quick crack into that tiger That's right. Let's crack into, let's crack into Vinicio del Toro's filmography the way I'm cracking into a delicious ice cold Coke Zero. I'm excited to announce our new financial plans. Start the show. Welcome to the shutdown fullcast. You are listening to the internet's only college football podcast.

Obviously, I'm Spencer Hall. I am joined as always by Ryan Nanny and Holly Anderson. little bit of a variation today that's me pit crewing yeah new member on the pit crew today our crew chief today is douglas rome hello hi hello thank you for subbing in uh it's a reminder to everyone douglas and server are different people decidedly different i don't really remember what the deal was is i just remember that we had to warn people about this they kept being mean a server on the After Dark show and I'm like, what the hell?

Because they were like, oh, Serber's not here to talk about Clemson. And I'm just like, he's not here. It's me, you assholes. Weirdly. Yeah, if there's one thing you know about the show is that we were frequently taken over by Clemson football discourse. People say that about us. Weirdly, Douglas and I are the same person.

Absolutely. My mom mixes me up with Doug, which is even funnier than mixing me up with Ryan on a number of levels. Jason Kirk also had an important concert to go to, so he is not joining us today. Oh, wait. What concert? Actually, referring to Serber, he had to go to see a Dinosaur Jr. show. Oh, sorry. That's right.

Yeah. This also means he will not be able to hear next week. So we might need you again, Douglas, because Dinosaur Jr. Famously, one of the loudest bands on the planet. What is the loudest concert you've ever been to? I had front row at suicidal tendencies That was the louder show I've ever went to Also got hit in the head by a chair

It was great. It was wonderful What about you? TV on the radio God, yeah Yeah And it was an outdoor event too And it was loud as shit See TV on the radio

It hurt my bones Yeah TV on the radio makes these records Which are like little jewel boxes Created in Brooklyn By you know just little bespoke audio made by this very conscientious art rockers. And then if you see them live, they're like, take your pants down.

It's time. Brace yourself. Like, they're loud. I don't know what happens. I think it's like some cruel trick they play on the world where they go, yeah, we're just a sensitive little band. And then they play live. This is like fun, mad and select screen music you're listening.

Yeah. Oh, wait. Jane saw on your fucking kidney. The sports shop fucked. Right? It's a baffling transition they make between the recorded stuff and the live, because they rip. I will tell you who else is notary. Like, they were so damn, unreasonably loud was the Neville brothers.

I don't know why the Neville brothers were so loud. You know, like, Yellow Moon doesn't have to be that loud. Is that, is there a certain segment of the audience that needs it to be that loud? Is that maybe to cover up the sound? of bedroom antics is it like a consumer side choice sure yeah we know your mattress is old and squeaky i mean maybe if you were going to go like fuck at the show maybe yeah listen don't don't you tell me for a second nobody's ever committed the deed at a neville brother's show committed the deed is such an ingress just something about it's just something

about that man's haunting falsetto that makes me want to you know get it on i guess but yeah like they no they're loud they were loud as hell like for no reason whatsoever you know i'll also say the cure was very very very very loud that was not helped by being extremely high at the show so high that at one point i was like i think i'm lost inside the speaker like that kind of high you might have been no way to know it was at the o dome so that's entirely possible yeah so thank you for joining this obviously college football's only podcast I have some breaking news from this past weekend that I had to share with everybody, which is that when saw my dad this weekend, and I got to say sometimes...

Fast Eddie Hall. How's he doing? I got to tell you, sometimes it becomes all too apparent that though you may reach the mountaintop there is yet another mountain peak behind it, that every summit is false. Yeah, with a parent on it. Yeah, with a parent on it. It's like, I do this shit. I do this shit better than you forever. It never gets better. And it's this that with the kind of boat that you're not supposed to be able to get stuck on anything because it draws like three inches of water, my father got a pontoon boat hung up in the bay.

Uh-huh. In Lower Alabama. He did it. He did it. Hey, Spencer, I have a follow-up question. Why was the guy 24 hours out from cataract surgery driving the boat? It's a great question because I thought it was okay. Mm-hmm.

is it comfortable there as an apple nestling at the foot of this nestling at the foot of this mighty apple tree from which you have dropped and rolled not a god-given inch can i can i speak up in spencer's shady well yeah you're a dad so you're going to be an idiot before we know it this is not this is not from a dad perspective it's right you're one of the least idiot dads i know like having kids has not made you a dipshit in the way that it has made other people we know on this show dipshits. Thank you. What do you mean made? No, I mean like, Ryan, you're one of the least, like, you're one of the least, like,

you have two children who are both at very chaotic ages, and you are one of the least mishap prone people I know. And being a parent does not appear to have increased your personal, universal allotment of mishaps. Yeah, that's, yeah, I'm very worried. I don't know anybody that I can say that about, I don't think. I will say my eight-year-old. driving home the other day.

She was like, can we stop by the hardware store so you can get me a key to the house? So that's the phase I'm in. How is young Tracy Flick? Complementary. We did not. Complementary. We did not do so.

To defend Spencer briefly and his decision to put a recently cataract surgery. No, no, no, no, no. 24 hours prior. Oh, before. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I got nothing.

Everything. I got nothing. I mean, the logic is still. But what I was going to say is that if you spend a certain amount of time in Florida, as Spencer has and as I did, you start to forget that boats not are real, but are like significant. Like you, you're, you might have the same, you might appreciate like a car is a fast, heavy, dangerous machine and we have to like be thoughtful about who uses it when and why. Not everyone in Florida has this approach, obviously. But I think there is something about Florida where you go like, yeah, but none of that's true for a boat because you can't get hurt on a boat, which is total nonsense. I'm so glad you brought that up because when Spencer was setting off for this trip, I was making, we were making casual conversation about because we were, he was gone on a Friday.

We were going to have to move some things around with the Channel 6 plan. And I said, you know, oh, I was doing something else because I wasn't looking at him. And I said, you know, oh, what are you guys going to get up to this weekend? I'm typing or something. And Spencer said, oh, you know, we're going to go to this museum. This is the day we're going to the beach. And this is the day we're going on on a boat. And I said, do you think that's a good idea thinking that Spencer's dad had?

Spencer, does you not own a boat? I thought this was his boat. No, rental, rental. Okay, so I thought that he had a boat. And based on my own familial legacy, I immediately go to like bass boat. Yeah, sure. And which involves loading and unloading from a trailer, which can be tricky to do even if you're sober and can see real well. And so I just said, you know, do you think that's a good idea?

Thinking in my head, loading a bass boat on and off a trailer with one guy who can't see real good. And Spencer goes, no, it's okay. It's a pontoon boat. And I think what he meant was something in line with... I think what he meant was something in line with what you're saying right now, as in this is a pontoon boat. it's basically a landscape feature but how it was received by me a non-fluidian was that there was some kind of talismanic aura about the pontoon boat that would prevent harm to all aboard I bet this is how I'm which maybe that's what the canopy is for I'm speculating wildly here I bet if

you live in Alaska this is how you feel about like small prop planes just like it's just a plane it's not a big deal stop freaking it's basically a pet it's a very docile pet yeah and I think in Florida, we're just like, it's just a boat. Be calm. I say I'm a non-Fluidian. We did have my grandpa's funeral on a pontoon boat. Damn. See?

Well, he was a Floridian, so. It's basically land that goes through. It's basically, it's basically fast land. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Although, it's like, it's a flatbed truck for the sea. Yeah. Like, what if you could drive an escalator?

That's what a boat is. Yeah. It's like the stair car. It's the stair car, but for the water. you know sounds like y'all had to get some hop-offs yeah how long did it take you to get the pun yeah who did you did you free yourselves was the coast guard summoned uh with some consultation we did free it it was much easier than i thought it was elaborate please uh so the water was loaded with jellyfish this is so much more adventurous than you made it sound that's when i that's the

point when i was like oh this is the good shit right i was like i could never pull this off i might get a stock, but in the middle of like a horde of Jail yourself short. Not like this, it was good. And in front of like an audience, because you're in the middle of like these very popular two islands and everyone going, you can't go there. My dad's like, ah, fine.

And just. Tourists. Yeah. How did your children- No, you understand. It's a pontoon boat. It can go anywhere. How did your children react to this information?

They were, well they're they're still in the point where they think life is mean something so they were like oh this is serious and you know we could be in trouble and i was like ah it's fine we live on the boat we live on the sandbar now yeah it's like what i told him specifically was this is adventure wait which who who freaked out first and who freaked out worst oldest or youngest the younger child did because the younger child was unlike the older child who's now 15 was paying attention 15 year olds you know, tend to be like obsessing over some sort of dark goth mystery in their head all the time, you know, which is usually like, oh, I've got this big Roblox event. I have to get too. That's how Edgar Allan Poe was so popular. You didn't let him take the laptop on the boat. What the hell, Dad? I did not. No. We were just going to be, we were going to let nature and the floor of Amas. Touch sand, kids. Yes. We're going to go outside and touch some jellyfish. Because I need you to push the boat off the sand. See, that's funny because I would feel like your, your younger

son's wealth of knowledge of naval disasters would like reassure him that at least they could see shore and people that eventually is what happened so eventually it was like this is shallow you can see on either side also there were seabirds so my younger kid was like ah i can identify seabirds here that is an osprey that is a pelican like he could just sort of tick we got a young bird are blooming yes yes so he was good with that but eventually we had someone we had someone from the marina show up and i was like yeah we're just going to push this thing off right because yeah we could do that and i was like you're worried about the jellyfish and he's like no they're they're fine uh-huh cool as in they're they're chill yeah holly i'm going

to repeat the information i was fine they're fine so um yeah by the way pretty pretty sure this guy was like uh serbian so if it's like if a serbian dude shows up and goes third coast tank okay the jellyfish are fine you're like i guess they're fine that sounds like some kind of world war two code that you would repeat to a fellow member of the danish resistance on a bench in a park yeah the frost is on the pumpkins stonehenge stonehenge you're seeing the matrix here that is exactly what it has have you met the serbian jellyfish captain yeah this this is zoltan he will see you through to belgrade yeah i wish you luck brother the jellyfish are fine so we had to push it off but like jellyfish for a minute yeah no that's all tan man he's cool

no he's cool yeah he's he's immune to jellyfish this constant consumption of batter fried shrimp is rendered than a meat of jellyfish stings where i was he's more red lobster than man when i was an exchange student in sweden in my misspent youth um there were i'm sure i should know what these are i'm sure at what point at one point i knew what these are and forgot but there were these huge like dinner plate size jellyfish at the beach closest to where we were living, which is on the southern coast of Sweden. And I don't know if they were just non-toxic or if they were dead, but the water was like ankle deep at the beach where we were for like 200 yards out. You could like you could just walk around. It was just like a puddle. And people,

kids would pick up the jellyfish like flip them over this is barbaric but they were children and also i'm not sure these jellyfish weren't dead but anyway they would scoop the innards out with one hand like the tentacles fling them at one another the boys in our class and then use the tops like frisbee yeah yeah no we used to do that in PCB yeah okay are these jellyfish dead or are they just not stinging kinds um so you got to get hit by the tentacle so if you're just throwing like if you just pick it up by the top yeah you'll probably be okay you might oh no they were like scooping the tentacles out with their hands and flinging them at each other yeah they're not they're not all handfuls yeah they're not all venomous so yeah yeah I guess the first one found

out they were okay and then we didn't have to learn a lesson I think that's kind of how that yeah apparently of it I guess it should not surprise me that I ended up in like the gulf shores of Sweden um you should also note by the way that uh I know it's getting close to football season because pontoon boats we had like a good like five to one ratio of Tennessee fans I'm just basing preseason hype on how we're feeling the Tennessee valls oh it's not good it's not good a lot of all flags on those pontoon boats though so just based on that alone a lot of yeah a lot of tension yeah take to that's not true I think it'll be fun for like two weeks they seem to think it's going to be great I know which is what makes me worry about you know

what this means we have to worry about, which is the second anything goes wrong. Yeah. I don't think that'll happen at Tennessee. Fuck you. Fuck you, buddy. That's unkind. He says confidently patting DJ Lagway's ribbon of

shoulder ligament. We don't even play y'all in week three. Don't you put that devil magic on me? We're going to put that devil magic on ourselves. We're fine, he said, strapping a bomb to his face. I'm sure y'all are fine now that everyone has caught up to me about Billy Napier being fine two years late and then gone way out over their skis about

him y'all are going to be fine i think we i think i can land on fine how's that i love my seven and five eight and four coach who looks like um mike pence in the new EA college football video game i feel like i was okay i was going to say race banon but sure he does look like race banon yeah have you played the game ryan i don't own a place five. So I haven't played this game, last year's game. I don't know when I'll play the game. At some point I'll play the game, but it's going to be a while. All you've got to do is fall in love. And by the time I do, Holly will probably kick my ass. Listen, I'm about to, after we record today, I am about to suit up against Spencer for my second ever game of this. Let's we forget,

the first one ended in a Raycomtastic score of 7-0-0 loss for me as Duke against Spencer's Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets in one of the most 1121 a.m. Jefferson Pilot kickoff contest that I have ever seen in real life or otherwise. Today we even the score. Douglas, have you played? Not this year's version. Mostly still playing last year's. All right. So we're going to update this one, we're going to have to update this when Jason returns because you and, are you and Jason in the same, or not the same dynasty, in the same leagues? We're playing an online dynasty where I am 0 and 1 because, as I'm going to update everyone, if the spirit of full transparency, I led the Memphis Tigers to 22 first downs, a 350 yards to 68 advantage over the rice owls, and I lost by a score

of 10-9 because I wasn't going to punt and I wasn't going to run the clock out. And it turns out when you do that, you throw a pick six and lose the game. You lost a food. I did. I lost a food. That is, man. I wish you guys could see Ryan and Doug's faces, right? Did you get to nine with a touchdown and a safety or three field goals?

Touchdown, missed extra point, and a field goal. Nice. Okay. Yeah. And I missed the extra point. I missed it like. That's an honorable nine. I missed it like shank back.

I missed it. Did you miss it as? bad as my opening kickoff in my very first. Yeah. No, I missed it like. Okay. Well, that's rotten. Okay. And it came back to haunt you. I've played three full games. Because you laughed at me. Basically. Yeah. My first kickoff. I did. That's why it happened. Which went out of bounds at the 45. I have played three full games. Unfortunately, one of them was in my dynasty that goes on the record. So I opened my career as Jojo Joe Joe Star head coach of the Memphis Tigers with a 10-9 loss to rice. I'm thinking it's like a Nick Sabin. start you know like just the full rebuild the full rebuild ULM billboard coming soon are you

worried at all that practicing against me as in real life is just going to drag you down no because I've demonstrated I can fail on my own all right I agree with that should I be playing with somebody better than you if I'm hoping to get better at this game that is you might need to go online and find someone who really provide you with how to play the game yeah Charles if you're listening to this and you got any spots I need to level up. Yeah, Charles

McDonald make way because I'm not really going to help her get any of it. You've already learned all you can from me. Yeah. Farewell!

The montage contained two scenes and I was like, that's it. That's it. A game-breaking pick six to rice. Yeah.

I was get with 22 seconds left too. I was like, there's no way I'm going to run this. No way I'm going to kneel this out. I can do better

than a 9-3 victory. I could. I could do. a 10-9 defeat so you know what i you miamied this yeah oh i 100% crystal balled this yeah except i didn't do a dumb run i uh you did a dumb pass i did a dumb pass whoa yeah i innovated i was the i was the mike leach of mario crystal balls what was the moment like when you saw the screen flip because the ball had been intercepted and now possession had switched. Oh, the screen flip is really where it sort of rubs the salt in the wind.

Yeah, it's pretty bad. That's where it really hit you. You're like, oh, I just did that. Yeah. Yeah. That's the, that's the, like, the moment your emotional car is towed away. Basically, you get to watch it. Get it down. Take that down. It's one of, I think, the best visual mechanics in sports games is the perspective flip when you turn the ball over. So for a second, I forgot that I was playing Dynasty, right? Yeah. So I was tempted to just hit.

I was like, oh, let's just exit. Let's just start this game over. I'm not having this. There's no option when you're playing Dynasty to do that. So the only thing I could have done that I didn't do because I was like, oh, that's too desperate. I'm too old to do that, was just turn the console. off yeah sure which i did not do i was like nope nope i did this shit you lost with honor i i you know half of that sentence is accurate ryan there's four words in it two of them two of them are

accurate um yeah i did that so in case you wonder how it's going uh just remember kids take a knee we're setting we're setting things up for later in the season that's what we're doing We're putting things on tape that the opponent will have to prepare for. I'm play actioning my own, my own firing is what I'm doing. Setting it up, lose, lose, lose. Fired! Over the top! That's good. That's good. Yeah.

Get a job of them back. Speaking of fired coaches, that's an amazing segue. Go ahead, take it from here. Who am I talking about? You know who I'm talking about. Someone at the ACC network, your finger's about to fall. God damn it, dude.

Not him. I'm talking about the coach. But we were so proud of you, dude. Yeah. He disappeared. He was off hunting every animal on the planet. As he should. He was basically living live action big buck hunter.

And yet, yet. Jimbo Fisher answers the call. Somebody was like, I need the fastest commentary on football imaginable. The most possible words. Are they the best words? Who knows? Is it extremely easy to? understand, I wouldn't say so.

Not the phrase I would use. Does this man have any motivation to ever do anything ever again? No, no, he does not. And when I hear no motivation to exist and yet I am still here, I think ACC football. That's right. I just, I saw this news

that Jimbo Fisher is going to go work for the ACC network and my initial reaction was and I apologize that this is too dark. I think we made a mistake living in a time when it's really hard to fake your own death yeah i think jimbo fisher would have been better off faking his own death absconding with millions in cash well a good absconding unexplained never to be found starting life over somewhere with some new name you know hey um um chance maverick that's my name um i'm chance

I'm Plugs McGillicuddy. Plugs McGillicuddy. No reason. That's a name I haven't heard in years. And I think that would have been better for him and all involved. And just be like, nobody ever knows what happened. You know, they say they never found a body at the mine where he supposedly died. I mean, I really, like, I will say this.

I wish we had a lot more 19th century mechanics for 21st century occasions, because you really could at one point, in history, just be like, ha, this save isn't working, gonna restart. Respond. Respond, yeah, here we go. Is there, okay, point of order though, are we approaching a horizon of internet

or indeed already past it where search functions, degradation of links and everything, have become such a, is hunting for a person who may not be, uh who they seem to be on the internet now as fruitless and difficult as it might once have been to search for uh a disappeared person within the united states physically i i yes but i think the problem is could we be coming into this right as we hit retirement age but i i think the problem is the second step which is i think it's still hard to establish the new the the the the the chance mcillicuddy

yeah chance quotes plugs mcgillicuddy of it all like when they say you have to work towards the world that you want to build I think this is what we specifically are talking about right like I understand identity theft is a thriving illegal online business but nobody ever talks about the market need right like where is the where is the new identity business where is that where's that clean ID yeah yeah I think we've actually just simplified the process because now you can stay being the same person, but just do completely different shit than you were doing. Yeah. And when somebody asks about it, you just go, hey, man, I just evolved. That's all I am, right? That's the old me. Yeah, no, I don't do that anymore. That's crazy.

I don't coach Texas A&M. What are you talking about? I'm a senator now. I work for the ACC network. That doesn't make sense. I always have. Just Jimbo. Man, you're rich. You're so rich why are you why are you going to work i so rich what the hell man i the only reason i can think of that you would take this job is if you're like oh i miss talking shit in front in a microphone and i don't want to start a podcast you know what that is that is i don't know the working hours of the show that jimbo is joining and you're right that does that would feel like a balm to my soul i think in his position like if if clemson drops some dumb game to insert ac c team here jimbo will be so happy to man do you know what i think i'd do in his position because i think i know we've all said

before that if we were ever to be uh to find ourselves overburdened with worldly wealth how never you would see any of us again but i think in jimbo's position if i were experiencing these same voids of shit talking I would buy a bar I would buy a bar and not open it to the public I would buy a bar and just invite people I like to it I would buy a Chili's and make it a member's only

Chili's there yes Chili's three this is Chili's three bitch I'm sorry sir I need to see your membership ID before you may enter the Chili's sorry the Southwest Egg Rolls are Benefits St. Jude's every day of the year

there but it's i want to be clear inside it's just the chilies there's nothing exclusive or special about it it's just my chili just and i decide and that you know what that also means you can get banned from my members only chilies if i if my whim demands it are there jackets of course there are fuck yeah what did he do he knows he knows um so that's where jimbo fisher is which leads me to today's game friends oh no the chain link clinks shut behind us um this is a game we've played before on this show and we're going to play it again with a few different variations so i'm going to give you five coaches and five quarterbacks that's a little bit of a wrinkle and i'm going to ask you where is this person now the three of you spencer holly and

Doug you get to work together and because I'm not just the merciless saw puppet I am giving you I am giving you for each category to who wants to be a millionaire style tools to use at your disposal they are as far okay number one for in at one point with the coaches and at one point with the QBs I'm going to say Holly you can text Brian Floyd you can You cannot tell him to look it up and you have to tell him it's for a full cast thing, but you can just say, hey, do you know where X is? Okay. And you can't, you can't give him any more than that, but you can go with Floyd's answer.

All right, all right. So that's assuming that does not, does Floyd know that this is happening? No, I haven't alerted. Okay. That makes it even better. And if he doesn't get back to you, it's like 50, 50 for whether Floyd will get her answer right away or on Friday. Right. so if he doesn't get back to you that's just how it goes no that's entirely fair spencer you get

control of the other one which again you can use twice once in the coaches and once are the quarterbacks you can go on blue sky and ask blue sky hey where is blank but here is the wrinkle for you you have whoever if you use this option whatever the first response you get is your official response. So if somebody gives you bullshit, what if you add, what if you add below it? This is for work. Yes. You can say that. You can say it's for a full cast recording. You can say no joke responses. You can like try to couch it. But whatever the first response is, and I'll be able to see this obviously, that becomes your official recorded response to the question. So I will say this. If you hit one where you're like, I have no idea and I don't have my text Floyd or I don't think

Floyd would know it doesn't hurt you to try this route okay it's gonna hurt my soul ran it's gonna hurt when he starts peeling off body parts yeah okay yeah because you're gonna you're gonna do something like oh where is a quarterback with name association and somebody's gonna be like oh this word sounds like that and that'll be the first response listen listen you don't have to use this my kids have names you don't my kids have names do you want to hear them that's like another word that I use. I'm very down on Blue Sky's response guys. They've had a terrible day.

Okay. Wait, what did I miss? You don't have to use this tool. I'm just letting you know these are the two helping hands I'm giving you. Spencer, do you mean you've had a terrible day by reply guy standards? Yeah, they've been chucking up bricks today. I don't even mean anything like offensive. Maybe they're warming up.

Maybe they're ready to tell you. It's never the offense of anyone response, which is what makes this so maddening. It's that it's a volume game. Listen, this is like Harden Playoff Bad. They are putting up bricks. Dude, I'm in the start. Well, you've seen this. I'm in the starter pack from hell. Every new follower I get has 10

emojis in their name. Follow 60,000 people and it's just posting AI means of Vladimir. Hillary for Ukraine. I don't even know what that means. What's that mean? I want to offer a wrinkle here. Okay. I think it's possible

that if the request for where is this person came from Doug, I think maybe the responses would, there's a higher likelihood you'd get less bullshit. Does that feel, does that feel? No, that's absolutely true because when, if it's not, if it's not one of us, if it is, if it is like a civilian, so to speak, people don't feel the need to get cute. Right.

Or as much. So, so if you want to pass this off to Doug is the thing Doug can send out, I'm okay with that. What does Doug get? I only have the two. I only have these things. I thought about adding another one, but it requires. Wait, what if we give Doug two lifelines, but Doug's lifelines are he has to go into either of my or Spencer's mentions to find it,

which is just going to make it work. So he gets double the lifelines, but they're worse. No, because I don't, I don't, because I don't, I want this to be the first response because I don't want to have to look at blue sky. No, that's fair. That is totally fair. That's fair. Okay.

Holly, I'm going to let you pick. Do you want to start with coaches? or do you want to start with quarterbacks oh cocious please not that i'm going to be better much like who wants to be a millionaire i'm going to do i'm going to get i'm going to give what i think is a fairly easy one for you all right all right panel wait wait sorry sorry are we buzzing in or am i taking this no no no the three of you are working as a team okay sorry so you probably already said that it's okay hey all right panel where is former mississippi State and Florida coach Dan Mullen where UNLV that is correct that's correct great panel

where is former West Virginia and Houston coach Dana Holgerson Nebraska OC that is correct we haven't had to use anyone else where's Jim trestle he's currently Lieutenant Governor Ohio you guys are doing so great at this he's about to be's about to be why are you lure it you're luring us and I don't like it because No, this is, this is, this is what I hoped. I wanted to, all right. Like I said, I only have five. The chains have not lowered us any closer to the lava.

Right now you, right now you've run, you've run through the first three with a relative ease. Okay. It's going to get a little harder now. For those of you not watching on Ryan's YouTube channel, we are currently suspended over an active volcano. Full of needles somehow. Okay. And piranhas. Okay.

Where is erstwhile former West Virginia coach Neil Brown. Ooh. Oh, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, Texas Sark. He's with Sark. That is correct. He is special assistant to head coach Steve Sarkesian at Texas. All right. Okay, if you'd ask me to name his job title, I would have been lost. Yeah, I didn't have that. Your last one. So you can use both of your lifelines in the coach category on this if you want. Where is former Stanford coach David Shaw? Ooh. I see, I think he's in the NFL.

I do not know. I'm going to fucking try it. Hold on. What are you going to try? Oh, you're going to blue sky. Tell him this is for God. You broke fast. Again, you, okay. All right. Go ahead. I'd have been fine taking this hit. All right. So Spencer said to blue sky, hey, where's David Shaw now? This is for work. So serious replies only. I am blocking the first reply. If it's a joke. So far, nobody has answered, which suggests me that nobody knows what to do when

Spencer. Okay. So, so. Okay. First, first reply, first reply is in. First reply is in. Spencer, so it's my, it's my answer because I walked into it. Detroit, Detroit Lions? That's correct. Yes. Yes. Wow. Go ahead and correct. The blue sky user who held you out here because they didn't Douglas Farmer. Yeah, Douglas. Shout out to Douglas' supremacy out here. Douglas is of all signs. David Shaw is the passing game coordinator for the Detroit line.

What? What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, is it? Okay, when you say passing game coordinator, this is, this is suggesting that he is. Coordinating the best game. Okay, okay. So it's like, huh, I was, I was trying to think of, I'm trying to think of a metaphor or,

another version of what i'm thinking of but if it's like you know when they say terrorism when they say like this is our terrorism are you're like pro-terrorism or anti making more of it yeah so this is david shaw is in current in charge of a unit that is encouraged to throw the football that is correct wow yeah okay wow all right hey great job team five for five on the coaching category we're going to move on to quarterbacks again we're we're going to start pretty easy here panel where is andrew luck andrew luck is the endowed uh is the gm of stanford and basically has he was in charge of the mid off season shit canning of their most recent head coach and despite having gm powers which can be just like this is the office admin in some

schools he has clear higher fire power yeah yeah he's basically following in his own dad's footsteps which i think is interesting but that's another show i haven't really put that together yes that's correct andrew luck is the jama stanford okay former u sc quarterback miller moss where is miller moss in these united states or elsewhere miller moss is starting um is he's still in school yeah no oh fuck no um okay right wait sorry ryan he's still playing he is still playing yes oh um still playing Floyd is it Floyd time it's Floyd time yeah okay all right because no because like he is any clue guys all right you text you text Floyd I will screen cap you for posterity thank you I appreciate your honesty um to the group and not to Ryan

as a matter of official for some reason I'm thinking like Louisville you can't let now you now the wait do you want that to be the answer have you already texted Floyd yes okay so you've used your lifeline here. That said, you don't have to answer this right now. You do get to wait until either Floyd responds or we're about to end the episode. So you don't have to say Louisville, but if you answer Louisville, and Floyd says something else. I'm not. Spencer, how sure are you about Louisville? No, I'm not. Let it marinate. Okay. Okay. All right, we're going to come back to Miller's. Floyd has been deployed. I am texting, I'm reading verbatim here. Hey, do you know where Miller Moss is? It's for a full cast, parentheses. Ryan has trapped us. Okay.

Call the police. Next on our quarterbacks list. Where is Chris Wanky? Oh, God damn it. I know this one. I want to say he's... NFL coaching, but I do not know where. No, it's something weird.

It's not involved in with the Heisman Trust, right? Probably? No, but he has... Shit, I feel like we just talked about. No, he's here. Oh, no, no, no, he's a tech. He's here. He's at Tech.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't know what his job is. He is the assistant head coach, and I think the co-o-c at Georgia Tech. Okay. Good one.

Good, good. Wait a snatched that one narrowly. Okay, you have two left. Miller Moss is, we're coming back to Miller-Moss. I'm assuming. Brian Floyd, with a very, with a very helpful, fair enough. Fair enough, Floyd. Floyd I did not know off the top of my head but I do now

did he answer the question no he did not all right unfortunately that's all you get to use I think he's no I'm not even going to go to that I think I'm pretty sure he's at Louisville Spencer Hall is correct Miller Moss's interest yeah because I was like he's somewhere he's going to put a massive numbers and yeah Miller okay all right so you've used your Floyd you have your blue you have your blue sky question left for our last two which I think are going to be tough.

Okay. But we're going to see what happens. Floyd, second message, what was the trap? Still has not been. And I can't, I can't do it. This is so good. All right. Panel.

Where's Tommy Reese? Ooh. So where did he end up after Bama? Somebody he retired when Nick retired, just for fun. I've proved all I have to prove. he's out no he's like he's like miss terry's bodyguard or something i've done everything i can do hmm i do not know i i feel like if he had gone somewhere after i feel like if he'd gone somewhere post bama that we'd know right they track them they're like to make sure he don't come back

here i mean no i mean like sorry i didn't spell it out fully i feel like if he'd gone somewhere in college post bama that it would have been like a thing right we'd know Or we would have heard. Yeah. So it's like, did he go in the real estate direction or is he in the pros, right? Or is he like coaching a hot, is he like coaching modern day or something? No, I mean, I'm pretty sure he failed up to the NFL. So not that he did a terrible job, but BAMN.

Nothing, nothing is shaking loose for me here. I have no lifelines left. No, I'm going to say that I'm going to. Doug. I got nothing. Maybe. Mm-mm. Where would you?

My brain fits L.A. Sean McVease crew. No, that's not failing. Oh, yeah, Rams? No, I'll say Browns. What? Spencer Hall is correct. Tommy Lee's is the offensive coordinator for your Cleveland Browns. Spencer, were you cheating or were you kidding?

No, just like where would you fail up? Wow. Wow. So that, I can't believe. Wait, wait, so what's, is he the quarterbacks coach? He's the offensive coordinator. Oh, wow. Wow.

What? For this, for this, and this is that room. He was there. I think he was the QB coach last year. He wasn't the OC last year. He is the OC this year for this, for this iteration of the Cleveland Browns. I am. Good God, man.

Fascinated with this development. Yep. It's going to be good. What a paella of personalities we have up there. I wish him luck. Oh, God. I was going to say they've got a stew going, but like things, things fall apart and get indistinguishable in a stew. and you have so many separate and distinct personalities there that it feels like more of a paella situation

nothing says food safe paella like ohio also because they're fucking cooked i welcome him to this personal jet two holiday all right your last you guys have done so great nine for nine we're down to our last name again you have your blue sky parachute that you can deploy if you choose to I'd rather hit the ground. Wait, he has another one? You get one for each category. You could have used Floyd for a coach, but you didn't really need- That's my fault for not listening.

Okay, cool. All right, all right. Where, my friends, is Case Keenum. Oh, this is going to make me sad, isn't it? Through just a million passes in college. I covered him. The night that everybody else was at LSU-Bama for the year LSU and Bama played twice, I was in Birmingham

watching Case Keenum break Timmy Chang's all time passing record I'm gonna I'm gonna do I'm gonna all right listen How old is he now He was okay wait he was a junior So he's 30 I'll give you I'll give you some pro triangulation

He's like case Keenum was the quarterback in the When the Vikings upset the New Orleans Saints So he was a senior in 20 Not upset but he was a senior in 2011 so he's like 35 36 now yeah so i'm gonna wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait this is ryan this is a sawpuppet game case keenam is 30 call it 36 years old you're asking this question because he's still playing spencer are you are you taking this question to blue sky do need to know i'm taking it to blue sky if you're

asking this question because case keenam is still playing somewhere he's not a coach you wouldn't be asking about 30-something year old case keenam if he was a coach i have nothing i i can't i can't really where hold on i'm gonna i'm gonna trust the people again i'm trying to think it were the last place i like i know he's not on the i know he's not on the texans anymore but i don't know if he is anywhere for this season could you have gone to cfl no I mean, he could have, but after, like, at that age, I mean, I would, I would think he would retire rather than go to the CFL at, like, 35, right? Because he's not on the, he was on the Texans 23 and 24. He's not anymore. Okay. Spencer has asked the internet. Hi, got one more. Serious answers only. Where is Case Keatman? What is he doing? Same threats for jokes.

It'd be funny if somebody popped up and was like, oh, he's a jamba juice. I just saw him. But with no additional information. I was going to say, I would. wouldn't be able to get mad at him i'd be like well i did asked and answered yeah didn't clarify right right ryan just tell me while we're waiting for the answer since we have to use it just tell me is he still in the league he is still in the NFL god damn okay is it okay wait wait so let's see if he can narrow it before we just got replies no which will take out like half the league okay holy shit yep because he's had like he's had like Is he on the Cowboys? Please tell me he's on the Cowboys.

Yuki Syncnota. Oh, long time, long time listener. Yes, long time listener, skirted getting blocked so hard because he replied with a GIF. Fortunately, that GIF is actually information-based because we already know his position. Oh, no.

And it's George Went going, da Bears. No, my God. Ryan, is Case Keenham currently a quarterback on the Chicago Bears roster? Oh, wow. Case Keenum is the third string quarterback no no you know what good for him get money spend a season in Chicago and get

money for if you want hold on I'm going to pull this up because I want to make sure this is right all right this will be fun can you tell me I'm just going to ask you to totally I'm going to make sure I have this yeah yeah all right shot in a dark here can you tell me who case canem's quarterback coach is on the chicago bears it's a name you know and it's a quarterback name you know is it a name we've already said out loud in this contest no it is no it is not but it is it is i am not this is not we're not going deep into remembering some guys with this name is it a is it a collegey guy we know it is an extremely collegey guy you know Okay

Like you You definitely know him for college And I don't know that I could tell you Anything about his NFL career So it's not Kyle Orton Okay, God Kyle Artin is very college He had a lot of ways as well

They're just mostly alcohol-related I was going to say Pictures of him on a bar Very college-related Yeah Ken Dorsey didn't get another Outfrey job right Yeah

Ken Dorsey is still working Doug but he is is, I believe, with the Cowboys right now. I did almost use Ken Dorsey. So we're not going to, this one isn't going on the resume. We can just take 20, we can take 25 off the resume for. It is weird that Tommy Reese does not have this job. Tommy, I would have taken this job.

All right, I'll give you one hint. And then I want you to each give me just a guess. This is a big 10 quarterback, who is the QB coach of the Chicago Bears. And of the aforementioned. A big 10 quarterback that we know. Yeah, 100% you know. no i'm out yeah i'll give you one more thing how old how old did we decide that case keeneham is uh like 36 probably 35 or so yeah he's 37 he's 37 okay okay case keatim's quarterback coach

is younger than he is and it's not particularly close Connor cook Braxton miller great guess great galley is close but wrong Holly and Spencer close wait am I close like years-wise? Yes. Joe Bowserman. Oh, please tell me it's Joe Bowser. The answer is J.T. Barrett. No shit.

Oh, hey, good for J.T. All right. My next guess was going to be T.rell Pratt. Seven years younger than case. Wow. Yeah. Guys, you did it. You swept the game.

You're free. We're free. You've kept all your limbs. It feels like we opened the enclosure and we're just in a large, or enclosure. Blue sky was helpful. Floyd contributed nothing. Yeah.

Floyd contributed a great. Floyd contributed what I think is probably the maximum. Like that that is the best possible way for the show that Floyd could have answered. It is the most, it is the most full cast Floyd response he could have given. Effectively silence, yeah. And that's why we love him. That's why we love him.

Should we celebrate with some podcast business? Brum, podcast business what's that business podcast business it's a business podcast business we beat the game Ryan too so you can suck it and come up with more questions because we're going to need another don't talk to me he's going to make it worse next time I know we will listen I tried very hard to make this challenging but fun I tried to make it not one of my media you did great buddy oh that was great thank you that was a great learn where case Keenam is Yes. Podcast business. I would first suggest before anything else that the reason we are so knowledgeable is because not only do we read Channel 6, the most outstanding newsletter on this here internet, promising you two quality pieces of content will be delivered directly to your inbox. It's because we read and write it. We consume it and it makes us smarter and it makes us happier people. That's that's the Channel 6 difference. We, Holly, and I being we.

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That's just the thing that we provide to you as a reader and subscriber. Strength as a service. That's right. I just, I just coined, we're going to use that on LinkedIn. Strength. It's a little fashy, it's a little fashy, but I'm going to let it go, right? Listen, these days, a little fashy is workable, all right? A little, yeah, just this contains 13% fascism.

That's like positively palatable. Yeah. It's practically anarchist right there. You know what's really anarchist. Hmm. that's me and stephen godfrey talking about whatever the fuck we want on phantom island yeah we have talked about uh the fiefa club world cup we have talked about golf we're talking about a golf again this week although by it's about hugh freeze and the nature of work life balance the cc and i

wish i were making it but that is where stephen wanted to take it um it is our new podcast. It's been out for a couple months now, so it's not totally new, but it's still pretty new. You can find it where you listen to this. You can subscribe at phantom island. show if you want full access to all the bonus material that we do on the Friday episode. But if you just want to try it out, Wednesday episode's always free. And we give you quite a big chunk of whatever we're doing on Friday as well. Just did a, we're not all like this on NC State and belatedly came to the realization that NC State is a lot like Texas and M but maybe healthier or just different let's just say different instead

difference a word that encompasses a lot with Texas A&M yay I think that works yeah we have and and I'll I'll go ahead and tell people here because I've already asked Holly about it on the side we are doing an episode about September 11th and the 2001 Florida Cators shit I still have some things to tell you about that it's fine it's fine. I did promise you stories. And I definitely don't regret any of the things that I will say and have said in that recording. So check out Phantom Island. And if you don't like it, as always, it's Godfrey's fault. Doug, you are part of a big new project that I feel like deserves

podcast business space and time, yes? Sure. Yeah, that was a, I am now video producer for kickback soccer media, new soccer media group just formed with like a bunch of other folks. talking all levels of men's and women's soccer at all levels in the United States. Today is actually their first live show. So by the time this comes out, they will be made official. And then we do a new show every Tuesday, every week. Yeah, I'm excited. This kind of came up out of nowhere.

One thing lets another, and I am here now. That's beautiful. And congratulations. Congratulations to them, honestly. That's a hell of a get. Yeah. It is also a fun group that Doug is working with. So it's congratulations.

Including some former, including one former espion colleague of ours, which I don't know if you guys know, Susanna's there. Yes. Oh, Susanna College. That's excellent. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Yep, I am working with, yep, I'll be working with Susanna Fuller every week for this new series.

And it's got a fun array of people networking on together for this thing. Have we, I guess we should say the week this comes out, we will see a bunch of you in, and it, for make Spencer pay for movies, which would be a lot of fun. That's right. Paid for everybody who is on the list currently, you will have seen. Goodfellas, that feel-good summertime blockbuster, good fellas. How would you feel if Holly and I surreptitiously swept out Blade Trinity? I already teased him about speed, and then I forgot we have an argument about speed,

which I will not re-litigate on the show. Yeah, we don't need to do that because you and I are right. And Spencer used the word tedious when describing speed. It is tedious, though. We're on the bus. Oh, he's off the bus. We've got to get him on the bus. We're still on the bus.

Oh, I'm sorry that this movie has things happened for more than seven seconds. Yeah. It's like a bunch of TikTok strung together, buddy. You love movies. I got bored. I'd rather watch Speed on TikTok. Might be interesting then. Jesus fucking Christ.

What a piece of shit. All right, get us out of podcast business. I hate you. Yeah. Sorry, y'all. No, you're not. Don't even, just leave it. I mean, it's like, no, it's like...

No, just leave it. Don't do it. We're not re-litigating your opinion on speed. We're not. I'm the only person that this is a boring movie. God dang. The guy who couldn't handle a pontoon boat, In Pensacola, it doesn't get to talk to us about speech.

No, no, no. I'm the son of the guy who could handle a pontoon boat. Let's be clear. Is there anything left on your agenda? There is nothing left on my agenda other than to say we have had another successful podcast. And congratulations to everyone listening to this because you've done more work than Hugh Freeze did this week. if i listen if i get it done i'll just you know take off early play a little golf with the wife don't let hank hill creep into that he didn't deserve that no he doesn't um yeah that's the best

though is that like in the whole hugh-free's thing is you're like why is his wife playing so much golf with him oh oh supervision clap clap clap that's one answer it's not the funniest answer