Shutdown Fullcast - WHAT IF SEPHORA, BUT WITH SWORDS?

Episode Date: February 1, 2021

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What is the Ethan Hawk of Nandrolone? That's when I knew there was some great parting culturally between me and that particular vein of thinking was an inordinate fascination with Ethan Hawk. I'm like, I actually can't see Ethan Hawk. I'm like a T-Rex. If Ethan Hawk is there, I have a blindness to him. Ethan Hawk would be my dinosaur hunter if I were a T-Rex because he's invisible. I can't think of a less consequential actor. Spencer, you're saying you do not.

have hawkeye wow it's kind of like infinity war there's no hawkeye there's no hawkine notice it's a pretty good movie based on one key metric based on

based on the key metric of what do we have the Hulk awesome Thor badass scarlet witch awesome what do we not have we don't have captain cabellas we don't have the guy who's basically the coolest guy at cabellas not to say that

like the coolest guy at cabellas isn't quite an achievement in your life but not what i want to watch in a movie about superheroes uh bad bunny has entered the royal rumble every thank you there'll be important updates here america has peaked he has exited the royal rumble yeah Welcome to the shutdown full cast You are listening Kind of just sort of didn't really have That's fine Do you want to try it?

No, I just like Do you want to put these boots on? A challenger. Yeah, no. Oh, well. All right. Do you want the 24-7 belt? All right, here we go.

Do you want the 24-7 belt? Welcome! Wow. Look at the levels on that. What if you started at the same time and we see who has more breath control? We can try that, ready? Can we see who can go longer? Hold it longer?

Yeah. All right, ready? Here we go. One, two, three. The harmony. Welcome. anymore but Ryan you don't try that shit again no that was actually quieter in my headphones than out of it I just the harmony is very nice though for the record it was like being at an air show

this is why this is why I'm critical of Spencer because I know what he's capable of yeah you did the thing where like you oh no I only picked against your team to motivate you didn't it work it did it did it was incredible that's why that's why I'm the greatest coach in college football I decided about a nanosecond before we did that that I was going to die rather than lose That's Diamond hands Diamond hands

I was going to hold Diamond hands I was going to hold $1,000 a share No Ryan Nandy going for 30 seconds I'm going for 31 We're going to bankrupt Ryan Nanny Think about

Think about what an explanation Hey Holly has to go into the room Hey guys So your dad just died but he died doing something he loves. It was awesome. That man hollered so long

that he made Ryan sick. They would buy that. It's like, oh, it was awesome. Okay. He died doing what he loved. Being a podcast asshole. That would be the Royal Rumble where the last person who comes in

is invisible me and I have to fight me at the end of the match, right? Shadow Spencer. Yeah, Shadow. Dark link, Spencer. answer yeah yeah exactly i have to i have to stone cold stun myself in order to win the match yeah um we actually currently by so many people have already turned off this podcast after that's good no they're good listen that hooked them they're in there needs to be a dividing line

between people who who get this and don't and me yelling the word welcome for well over 20 seconds that that is a dividing line that's what we discover the paper hands. Yeah, that's the one we discarded the paper hands. They shriveled. They washed up, okay? Only diamond hands in this podcast. Diamond hands only.

Other podcasts are like, hey, tell your friends, subscribe, leave a review, and we're like, you must be proven. Enter the testing grounds. Warning what it takes. This podcast, as we say, challenge your friends. Only after surmounting the 16 challenges of the full cast may you download. Can, how long can your friends last? I hope somebody got pulled over by the cops, by the way, with this guy and forgot to turn it down.

If you, if this happened to you, and please don't, don't rewind and try to make it happen to you, it has to happen naturally. But if this happened to you, please let us. Please, yeah, please let us know that the worst thing that happened, the stupidest thing that we just caused. cop just emptying the full clip into the radio right into the stereo why'd you do that what if the cop joined in the cop said

oh hey I know this one I hope that got him out of a ticket right he probably actually wrote him two right like hey you're going to let me off now and he's like nope giving you two absolutely not why are you going so fast because

Satan lives in my radio. He's called the shutdown forecast, and I can't turn him down, just like the real Satan. I really love, by the way, the progression that we have as a podcast, which is, no, you never go asleep and go to sleep before the Hawaii game. You stay up the whole time. The entire culture has attuned itself to our frequencies, right? Are you going to, what are you going to do? Are you going to make a sensible investment? No, what are you going to do?

I'm going to opo a short on GameStop stock. When are you going to sell it? And when it's like a $200? No, $400? No, $1,000 diamond hands. No! I'm going to wait until it's $10 million a share. Then I'm cashing out.

And only then. I have set my sell limit on my last share at $66. I want the meme. I want the meme number. Where is our stonk? Jason, you missed our stonks. episode but you are bought in correct oh yeah i'm still in still in still in two hands two hands holding two well one hand because i sold all but one but two diamond hands on this last share i too still have

astunk i don't know if you've been following or if you follow him but michael ryan ruiz who's part of the levitart hive he's to the moon he's gone completely insane all like he's like yeah like Last week, Michael Ryan Ruiz, who to that point had been like a chipper, occasionally like, like, you know, a pretty enthusiastic fun presence on Twitter. Last week, he's just like, yeah, we're going in. GameStop, AMC, Dogecoin. We're all going in on Dogecoin. Is that how you pronounce? Oh, okay. Doge coin.

Yeah, that's, we're all excited here. He just went like super hard on like the crypto, you know, moon life. And I couldn't be happier. When you say it like that, it sounds awesome. is here is a here is a tweet from him that i think best exemplifies it only hitting moon shots call me doge consecoe yep that is definitely emblematic of something what's my investment strategy all on 36 red yeah 36 red it's happening that's that to me that's that's that's that's that's that's full cast life baby I think we've been on this from the start

fullcast is live full cast is live if you're saying fullcast is an ill-advised investment that's likely to hurt more people than it helps yes I agree with you full cast is live Danny Ross if you're saying there's no

economic case why the full cast should still be alive at this point yes I agree with you if you're saying many many people bet against it and that is why they failed which is which to all my diamond hands out there hold on to it now make them hurt make them hurt

download it four times I don't know how delete it delete your phone buy a new phone with your game stop winnings and read download it on that phone what I need to do is buy 20 phones I need you to download the forecast on all of them play them out loud dump the whole thing at a sack at a bus stop play 200 phones each playing the welcome thing at once that's 400 welcomes at once open a hole in space time go back in time invest more money in game stop money in game stop and spend half of it on new more even more phones fake your death but not before leaving a favorable review on iTunes in your new identity leave a another favorite come a billionaire leave another favorable review after your death ghost review then as the new person and the identity you've assumed

become a millionaire no become a billionaire get those diamonds enhance get your moon shots okay come a billionaire and then short the full cast so that people can bet on the full cast sacrifice yourself for the full cast hey good news uh i'm getting this from twitter admittedly um the mayor of knox county is in the royal rumble that's right he uh i believe he holds the record for most people eliminated is he wearing a mask career this is the rare opportunity occasion where he is indeed wearing a mask yeah just ask him never figures you for a quitter cane yeah apparently apparently cane's uh all in on the democrat conspiracy joe biden's america even cane wears a mask hate it here that's you know knoxville wins and

Knoxville loses tonight since Bianca Belair took the women's title who was outstanding by the way I think Tennessee is undefeated in regulation because this was supposed to go until 10 o'clock eastern Bianca Bel Air won the Royal Rumble so anything that happens after 10 o'clock does not count thank you jason i appreciate the support i'll also state that no thank you to spencer so you know what big night for georgia tech because roman rains managed to win much like georgia tech's only recent national title Man from Pensacola who went to college in Atlanta used a golf cart as a weapon. Who could have seen that coming?

Imagine if you were a Georgia grad you got hit by a golf cart. You'd be like, out of betrayal. Hoist on my own dang partard. Oh, that I loved running me down. At two golf golf cart, Brute. Oh, this is like the time Jeff Foxworthy roasted me in the second row.

The blue collar called it to a turn on me. That's an honor. That's how you extend to Georgia Valhalla. It hurt, though. I have been chosen. It hurt because Foxworthy went to Tech. They didn't know that. They'd be like,

Ah, Tech got one over on me. Oh, but he's so right. He's right, though. I hate him, but God damn it, do I not respect him? What betrayal?

Slaming a Canadian with a golf cart. The dream. The America dream. America's back. We call that. We did it. We call that George Luge. That's how we're delivering vaccines.

What are you doing? Take the hypodermic, strap it to the front of a golf cart. I hit you with it. Like jousting. Hypoderming jousting. It's got a hurt. Can we have, okay, can we create a pro jousting league that's like in the vein of wrestling? Oh, wait, I just invented, never mind.

I just invented like competitive. traveling rent fare i was going to say you're in mid yeah medieval times i don't hate it there's money in that i think it's more expensive to go to medieval times than you think it is it has to be where are you where the fuck are you supposed to house all those horses i assume the horses are just like found that's got to be like yeah overhead what like it's 64 dollars for an adult like vagrant horses yeah huh they may it's been in Orlando a lot more than we have i would think that in Orlando, given some of the vacancy issues they've had, the horses could probably just go to the sleep in, right?

Sure. Comfort in, maybe the clarion. If they're like, if you've been a good horse, we'll take you to the clarion. Are you telling me there's no horse in the state of Florida that got signed up for a subprime mortgage? No. You're confident? Okay.

Not confident at all. There are horses in Orlando that are homeowners. they are way behind on their payments because they can't use a computer and pay for their mortgage. Buddy, if I wanted an underwater horse, I'd call a tray you. It's too soon.

It's too soon. Yeah, it is. Ryan, did you go to the rent fare recently or something? No, no. You were just in the market? No, you should know that my extremely quarantined lifestyle will not be broken because I'll also.

say hey you know what let's renfair this bitch no that will not be my triumphant return to society that is however going to be the episode title yeah have you been right have you've been to a renfair and if so when was the last time i think i went once when i was like maybe 10 because like a family friend was watching us for the saturday and was like oh let's go take the kids to this they'll think that's they'll like think that shit is fun but i i i don't think i i i cannot recall ever being uh ever attending any other rent fairs fair okay holly renaissance is fair have you been to a rent fair i believe we have talked about this previously on the shutdown forecast a renaissance fair in los angeles is a thing it takes over an entire state park it is not for children

there is i believe this came up on the show before because uh me and my traveling crew most of whom are friends of the program drank a shit ton of mead and passed out on a riverbank that is that is that is medieval as hell and we were covering an election so yeah got a flower crown this all sounds authentic. This all sounds true to the true to the time of the experience. I'm a big boobbed nerd girl. Of course I've been to a fucking Renaissance fair. That's what you call a target rich environment for someone of my

silhouette. Spencer, have you been to a run fair? No, let me ask a different question. Spencer, have you worked at a Renfair? Fair question. Very good question. No. I've not worked at Red fair. Because it because it brought back bad memories of of the actual medieval times.

Now, he's been banned from the life. I was going to say, he said that in a way that suggests there was an application and maybe an interview, but not a hiring. Brian, I've left that life behind me. Don't bring it up again. You know, I think you should keep your passion divorced from the money, right? Yeah. So I didn't want to get paid for the things that I truly, truly want to give up here. I get it.

Yeah. Yeah. So, no, somehow I've never. worked at a renfair i have been to a renfair you ask why did i go because um it was the target rich environment for me boy that's why i went so yeah that's why i went in high school to a rent fair because we're just pointing at each other doing the spider man meme right now you can't see it yeah and you know inevitably you go and go i'm going to go to the renfair i think i'm going pick up a renfair chick you know what you end up picking up a turkey leg i was going to say three

ran fare chicks turkey leg and a turkey leg yeah suit yourself this turkey leg loves me it doth love me sorry yeah it was a tennessee ran fair too so i'm telling you front for meth absolute front for drug dealing that was what the entire thing was i have a really annoying question why do they call it a renfair when like the period of time it's depicting is not the renaissance Oh, my Christ. I said it was an annoying question. No, you were right. You were absolutely right.

I think because med fare suggests, like, that makes the whole drug, drug sales thing, Spencer's referring to overt med fare. Right. Do we want to, you're right, though, Ryan, they should have more poisonings. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like, if it was a medieval fair, it would be like. We should show up dressed like the Medici. There should be, yeah, there should be more like, there should be more like papal murder.

This is a good sequel to our kid rock Vitruvian man episode Congratulations on that segue from week to week I'm sorry I keep ruining the show No no this is fantastic Why does everyone think I'm being sarcastic I just assume I'm ruining the show So would you like a slice of blackbird pie Sure oh god that's horrified

So would anybody like to hear a cheerful medieval tale Yes, this is about a dungeon full of 100 children stolen by a nobleman who tortured them. They stole a dungeon? Medfair! Medfair! What's this one? Yeah, you can send your kids across this lake.

What are they going to go do? Well, they won't actually make it across the lake. It's a children's crusade simulator. Come back next week for Inquisition Fair. Woo! Oh, Ryan. I'm thinking about the Children's Crusade musical from Camp now. I'm sorry.

Did you have a children's crusade musical? No, that definitely won't come up in the musical game later. Uh-huh. Yep. Okay. Yep. That's fine. Absolutely nothing happened in the world of college football this week, which I'm kind of grateful for you.

You wouldn't want to take the shine away from the Royal Rumble. something I think most college football affiliated people would agree with sincerely I say that like hey are we going to do anything this week no no no roll rubble's coming we got to we got to keep our priorities in the line that's why that's why the Lions and Rams got that trade done just in time man what the fuck not you I'm talking to the Lions and Rams what do you have not a solution yay neither party got a solution and that's what we wanted.

I mean, the lion's got a lot of stuff. That's always nice. It's always nice to have stuff. Where are we going to put all this stuff? And also with Jared Goff. Jared Goff, by the way, I said Jared Goff. I was like, oh, man, like, there's an entire rumor and an entire, like, sideline of this where they go,

Jared Goff's pretty much, like, topped out at what he can do processing. When somebody says that, they're basically, like, he's not a real bright quarterback and i said this out loud it someone corrected me and said jared goff got a massive contract after having like one good year to which i said jared goff is a very smart quarterback and he has done everything he is supposed to do and he is much more intelligent than i am period I don't disagree with that, yeah. No, you cannot disagree with that.

Dude, did it right. Matt Stafford, meanwhile. Okay, when Matt Stafford was in college, did you ever think, oh, crap, we have to play Matt Stafford this week? Not a ton, but I think, to be, like, perfectly fair, I think that had to do more with, like, Mark Richt than Matt Stafford. Yeah, but were you ever scared? Were you ever like, oh man, that guy, that guy, he's going to cut us up? No, like Matt Stafford was very much like,

it felt, I haven't looked any of this up, but it felt like he was the king of like, wow, his stateline was great, and they lost by 12. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, kind of what he was at at Georgia. And then, when watching him play professional football, did one ever think, oh, I don't know, man. They got to play the Lions and Matt Stafford this week.

gotta be honest i got one mad staff of memory and one matt staff of memory only what's that is it the is it the one you have the keg snuggle at talladega mm-hmm okay yeah that's it and i say snuggle because i know that he uh lifted a keg to great acclaim but i also know that much like me at the rent fair he was also photographed dead ass asleep in the middle of the day in the sun uh later on at taladega and I just kind of have I have portmanteaued those in my head to where he's like fallen asleep snuggling a keg

please don't disabuse me of this I do wish that he had gone to the Bears instead because if the Bears had run out and said look at our history we have Matt Stafford Rex Grossman um

Kyle Kyle Orton Jay Cutler it's like man you got a fucking that's a drinking team you guys are rolling out there holy shit that's like uh it's like a old school movie or like uh it's not quite a wild hogs movie but it's it's getting close yeah yeah beer like beer fest too the tella dega edition is what that is right here here is my question here comes the angle like Kyle horton

when is Jared Goff going to go to Detroit like as late as possible like that that's what I'm asking like it does would he say like well might as well just may get yeah yeah okay because when is matt when is mad stafford going to go to the rams michigan's beautiful in the summer sure um matt stafford should go to l.A. now because this is the best time of year to be in Los Angeles oh 100% well at least in non-COVID times is Matt staffer going to go to L.A. and just kind of wander around, like, oh, I've made a mistake. Why? I've done things wrong.

Why? Like, in delaying his arrival? Right, right. Not getting there a decade ago? Yeah, he's going to touch down and be like, oh, I athlete it wrong. I've done everything incorrectly. Should have considered Arizona State, my ma'am. He also made a shitload of money, too, though, so, like.

He made a lot of money. He's fine. But, like, I saw his house in. Detroit, the one that he is selling. And that's not where he lived. And the chances are he's going to pull up in some condo in Malibu or in like Venice Beach or I don't know. Oh, he's absolutely not going north of Manhattan Beach. Yeah.

Wherever he pulls up, he's going to be like, because Matt Stafford is from Texas, he went to school at Georgia. He, um... He's actually going to live in San Diego, which is the Jacksonville of California, as we have previously determined oh this is this is a man who was already helicopter to work this is a man who was already predisposed by i live to i live near the beach i think in terms of matthew stafford um making his way to l.A to play football it's always difficult to judge because teams are coming and going all the time like say if he was like i'm going to join the raiders when i lives in Vegas which i think that also fits matt stafford just fine but it's it's difficult

to time a jump to an NFL franchise and in specific that specific town. What if the lions moved to L.A.? Huh? Uh? Come on. Sure? Sure. Then we can go feedback. He had Jared. Kings of the town. The L.A. Lynx. I know there's already a lynx. Don't at me. Yeah. This was another question I had just based on this because you think you go, oh man, the lions have wasted so much talent. Because it's not entirely Matt Stafford's fault when you look at a franchise that had Calvin Johnson and Barry Sanders. And as far as I know, oh, not entirely. Trust me, Jared Goff is about to learn how not Matt Stafford's fault it was.

It's super not entirely. Like, if you're Jared Goff, do you just start filling out like LSATs now? Yes. Do you just like, like, hey, what am I thinking about post career? I should just start looking into some interests. Leave while you still have your looks. I think you try to get mono. Still get paid.

not a super serious disease what if you just have dnf sleepy did not play kind of sleepy dnf lines i you know not feeling it that would be the best thing to look on the injury report and to hear troy eightman say yeah golf got up this week don't know if he's going to go he's sleepy oh that's that's that's that's that's what it is dnf slept funny Just be like, I don't know, man, my neck has, ooh, ah. Every time they say it, yeah, you got to cock your head about 45 degrees to the side. Ah! Ugh.

Oh, just driving here was misery, brother. Let me tell you. I don't think I should go out there. I think you should put Chad Henny in, lying and signed him for 40 mil a year. After making one pass for the chiefs. Could you fill out? Could you go with DNF, D&S, did not sleep? Oh, yeah, sure.

what was up and i was just up watching attack on titan all night i couldn't sleep it's crazy i really also was thinking this though that like okay the lions are real bad and we have free riders in the system we have like in the pros like in college we get some of this too there are now thanks to tv teams that don't have to try frankly vanderbilt's been one Vanderbilt for every dollar they get off a TV contract the fraction paid out toward actually investing in football it's low it's low just look at the facilities look at who they've hired they do not they roll nickels around like hubcaps in Nashville and they do not spend like other SEC programs based on the actual amount of money they're getting and yet they get the same amount of money off that TV contracts everybody else it's not like they split it up any different so in the NFL who are teams that are clear free riders who are just not even trying to put product out on the field just cash in a check because for a long time and i think continuing to the present that's the chargers chargers no i strongly

disagree with that i strongly disagree with that no the chargers the chargers are the cautionary tale. The Chargers have tried so hard to be good. The Chargers are the greatest argument against trying. Yes, yes. The Chargers are not coasting. The Chargers have worked so hard, drafted really well, like mostly hired well, tried to make good choices, and just had the worst fucking string of luck in the world. No, the Chargers are the opposite of the team you're talking about. So who's not trying, if I'm wrong about the Chargers? This foam this in completely. This year was probably the first exception, but the dolphins really just have not.

The dolphins, no, absolutely not for years. Well, because the dolphins had a player-level diamond hand situation, right? Yes. Like, hey, we drafted you to suck, and they're like, hold! Never! We're never giving up, even though we should. The Rams also have some stuff. Donk energy.

Do we do the sensible thing? Do we draft 10 players per year? Nope. All in. We're not drafted until 2026. The Broncos have major. What are we doing? Hey, what's up?

What's up guys? We're doing what? You need a check? All right, cool. Energy. Like, the bears. What's? Yeah, the bears might be here.

I think the most phoning it in NFL team is the Washington. to a football team. Sure. Because, I mean, ultimately, it comes down to one guy's bad ideas. And, like, how hard can you try when you know you're going to be foiled no matter what? It was like a Jay Gruden quote recently where he's like, yeah, man, we did all our due diligence, we scouted all the guys, we'd be real excited to draft somebody, the coaches would give their input to the scouts, the GM would be there, and then Dan Snyder'd rolling off his yacht

and make the pick. Dwayne Haskins! Bye! See you tomorrow. That's Mr. Snyder's word. My work here is done, but you didn't do anything. Ted and I. Beams back to the...

Oh, the Bengals. The Bengals definitely fit this mold, too. Like, I get that they took Joe Burrow, but, like, the Bengals will only do something when they have no choice but to do something. Like, if they thought they could have got away with just not showing up to the draft and letting somebody else take Joe Burrow and just show up. like three hours later like oh sorry guys geez i was watching ken burns baseball and it was so mesmerizing it's like when you it's like when you hear about somebody who's at death store

becoming a vegan that's what the bengals are they only did it because it's their last choice like i don't know guess it's just spirulina from here on out nothing wrong with a little spirulina Otherwise, I'm dead. Fine, I'll take Joe Burrow. If you make me. I think the Jets are here. And the Jets are here. Like, for all of this, Washington's Voivoli Center on somebody who is trying too hard.

It's centering on somebody who thinks they have a great idea. No one in the Jets organization has any good ideas and doesn't even attempt to have them. They just have bad ones. like yeah we should do this isn't it a terrible idea I hate this franchise yes we should totally do this terrible thing they're phoning it in

yeah the Texans I think the Texans are going the Texans are I think they are trying to be bad right like there is effort here it's it's the complete wrong direction because you couldn't be this disastrous

on accident. I think this is what it must have been like to be like one of the last Radio Shack managers doubling down and be like, if we stick to the corporate plan, Radio Shack will rise from the ashes. Diamond Hanks, Radio Shack. These internet businesses are not long for this world. The customers trust us to have weirdly labeled batteries and none of the things they actually need. We're the Texans, God damn it. The Texans also have the dim kid in charge of things.

How much would it suck if you're in a rich family? And it's, hey, you, older brother, you're in charge of the financial stuff. You, the daughter, we're putting you in charge of the oil. Yeah, the oil. You go do the oil. Cal, you, yeah, go walk the cats. You go walk the cats and run the NFL franchise that gets a check no matter what it does. We don't have cats.

Better go find the cats, buddy. Oh boy Looks like you're behind already So dad Deshawn Watson is unhappy Question one Who is Deshawn Watson Question two

What does he do That's where the Texans are at You know I like that My favorite model is the Bucks Because being run by the Glazers for so long Was basically this

They did the Marlins thing where they're like, we're good. We've stripped it bare. Yeah. We've sold everything off. We're going to be bad for a decade. And right at the point where they were about to flatline, they're like, spend money. Tom Brady.

Tom Brady, get back in the boat. Get back in the boat. We're back. We're good again. We're definitely not using this as a shelter for the losses we're incurring on still not being able to pay for Manchester United 20 years ago. It's definitely not what we're doing. Like, who is that in college football?

Who's just like coasting in a major conference? And besides the entire Pact 12. Oh, man. So Randy Orton was one of the first you guys come in the Royal Rumble, all right? He came seconds away from doing the strategy that I have called for in a blog post of leaving the ring. doing absolutely nothing for an hour, showing up and winning. He hit Edge with the move and everything,

but an edge through him out, edge one. Randy Orton nearly did the greatest stupid wrestle of all time. Kyle's brother. Kyle's brother almost got it. Yeah. Orton in with his signature move, the 12-pack. Randy Orton, born in Knoxville. Didn't know that.

Knoxville is just... He's billed as being from St. Louis. He's an SEC East man through and through. Yep. built oh god imagine like having an option and still claiming nope it's st louis put me down for st louis please put me down for st louis the half empty city that's got an extremely dangerous kids museum i think i think of i think in college football vandy's the one that i could think of i'm like yeah you're because like wake forest is the vanity of the acc and they're trying

wake forest tries real hard and they manage stuff real well so they at least try vandy the administration does not try they phone they phone that business in like the big 12 here's the thing about the big 12 that's kind of sad nobody's figured out that they could just pick up a check and the big 10 that's Illinois is basically there no they got burnt they got burnt they got burnt so Illinois is phoning it in hard all the time you watch he's going to he's going to have one amazing season and and just coast on that forever what is amazing at illinois uh eight wins amazing at what oh okay eight and six eight and six rose bowl season again yep that's that's that's that's the thing

like i cannot believe i really cannot believe like that that's i don't i can't see him winning eight games if he won seven games he would be the first coach since ronsuk to do that that's where illinois is at when you go man you know who looks good after all of these additional years of illinois football since paying attention as somebody writes about it ronzook who Who looks better year in and year out? That's right. Rose Bowl participant Ron Zuck. Got there.

I mean, if Purdue can have a good year and Northwestern can somehow win the division every year, Illinois can rise up and have an eight win year. Somewhere in the next decade or two. And yet, yeah. I don't know if anyone in the Big Ten outside of Illinois really like hardcore phoning in i don't know if anyone the SEC outside of andy's really phoning it is is duke here on a football play in a football place they might be right like i know it wasn't

all that long ago although it was kind of long ago that they they won the division but they haven't like duke football hasn't been a thing in years three or four coming on that like i I love Gutcliffe. He's cool. I don't know how much support he's getting. I mean, a good half the ACC is phoning it in at any point. That's kind of the whole brain. Or like the ATT.

I don't know. That's my honest answer. Is that like, do I know if the ACC is trying real hard and they're at max queue? Like, they're at the total maximum capacity here? or are they phoning it in? I refuse to believe that there's some kind of sleeping giant under Boston College. And Boston College, at least like,

Boston College is the kind of school where you can't just coast forever. They showed that. They got rid of the guy who did that and hired somebody who seems to be a better coach. Or you can't just coach forever because let's not remember how they got the first guy. There you go.

Yeah. Yeah. Word play. like syracuse i don't like i that's about as good as syracuse can be i'm pretty sure they're you know like not far from what we're seeing as like typical 21st century of syracuse performance i don't know if there's that much capacity to be good but is that so so you're saying that's not that's not coasting that's recognizing that's accepting reality and not spending like a madman in spite of it Well, spending enough, right, so that you're going,

okay, I don't feel like this is. What if you were the bills, but you didn't pay people? Sure. That's Syracuse. The bills. Right? The bills any other year but this year. That's Syracuse.

That's a hard, you know. Get it? Wow. You did it. I didn't do it. I'm so good. I'm just pointing. Sure.

Where you're just like, our world revolves around Doug Marone. That's number one. Sure. Yeah. As opposed to every SEC program where you go like, if you sort of had a factor in your head that you go, okay, I know every program is, if I look at every program and I say, I think you are trying this percent too hard. You are spending this percent too much above realistic expectations. How many SEC programs are redlined way over there? South Carolina.

That line is orange, sir. Sorry. Wait, you're just saying that because Kevin Steele made $900,000 to work for 10 days or whatever. You know what it did allow, though? Finesse! Fenez! I think in the SEC it's literally

almost all of them that are trying way too hard. And I don't, and I mean, Bama's trying too hard. You know what I mean? need to focus a little less on macklin a little more on tackling boys yeah like as a i'm sorry i've been watching ted lasso again like the full percentage like if you look at the full athletic budget as a portion of overall expenditures at alabama it is so far above everyone

else's and that's both because alabama is not actually that large a university and because they spend a disproportionate amount of money on football like as a percentage of total it is not so much alabama spends on football it's not that much more than say uh what texas or ohio state spends but ohio state and texas both as a factor uh as like entities are so much bigger than little old university of alabama just by endowment and by like student body size it's nuts like every he sounds like dabbo little old bama

and just little yeah little old bama over there Clemson's right there too like Clemson's there in terms of like disproportionately large spending the one thing you cannot accuse Clemson of is not trying hard enough

because they're trying way too hard I think we should get more slanderous with this I think I appreciate you know I don't know where you're going with this but I agree I am loving where this is going.

I appreciate the thoughtfulness, but also like, let's, like, I don't know, just say Miami's not trying hard enough. Just say it. Doesn't that feel good? Miami's not trying hard enough to be a good football team because they don't care. Look at that. What I just said. I think it's because they don't have any note-worthy moments in their history and they

don't have enough of a history to stand on. Correct. That's probably the problem. Yep. their history is listening to wisconsin and bowl games that's all i remember miami wasn't good enough in the 80s to be good now you need a stable successful base right yeah so i like i like the notion by the way that when you say you're not trying hard enough what is one mean by that at miami miami wasn't willing to give larry cocker what he needed to succeed let's just say it If I really wanted to make Miami fans mad, I would use the same sentence, but changed to Al Golden. Al Golden was not given tools to succeed at the University of Miami. Randy Shannon just needed more time.

He told you not to store Al Golden in direct sunlight and look what happened. That's right. He's like half melted now. He needs indirect sunlight and a lot of water. He produces his own water based on the shirt texture. Yeah, he needs carbon dioxide. Yeah, I think the indirect sunlight part is the issue we're having here with Miami. Just say whatever.

Just say like, you know, Michigan doesn't believe in being good at football. Michigan doesn't, you just, with the bad academics at Michigan, you just can't recruit. You're only going to get dummies. Hockey factory Michigan. So focused. Because they can't read. I talked to a Michigan dad over the weekend, whose name I will, whose name I will. whose name I will eskew

in Michigan, I know I used that word wrong, don't tell me but who the subject of child rearing came up and he said you know I've only slapped my kid one time I said was he fighting was he you know did he hit you first

what happened he's like no we were in a history museum and I just thought he was being really disrespectful these mummies not in front of the sarcophagy guy These mummies have come 10,000 years, and they're not here to be disrespected by you young man. You pay their desiccated, brainless corpses. You stop laughing at that codpiece.

You don't know what the king's penis looked like. Do you, smart guy? Stop laughing at the name King Nuts in Hand. King Nuts in Hand. He meant a lot to his people. You know who else had his nuts in hand? Bo Schembeckler. That's right.

Hey, Ryan, you know what's almost a nut, kind of? An acorn. An acorn. Gosh, that reminds me of saving and investing. Much like purchasing GameStop stonk. You know, once I complete my winnings from GameStop, I'm going to turn right around and invest that handsome pile in Acorns.com. It is, the number here is not quite as large as my number in my GameStop stock, so that'll be a nice boost.

Currently, all I have in this world is my GameStop stock. So, better hope that, better hope I happen to press the button right when it's at the appropriate amount. Because if not, Acorns is going to be, acorns, you're going to be all I got in this world. Nevertheless, that's fine, because acorns will see me through. Acorn's very easy to save and invest. Start yourself off with a little $5 kickstart, Acorns.com slash full cast, and then you just let the money trickle in.

It's kind of the obvious opposite of the GameStop experience where it's like the second-to-second roller coaster and the bare-knuckle thrill ride where you're like, oh, thank God it's the weekend. I don't have to look at the line every five minutes just to make sure I haven't missed the big explosion. No, you don't have to look at acorns at all. It's a nice, steady, easy line.

It's a total opposite of the stonks experience. So once we're all done with this mayhem, we can do the simple, boring thing. Game Stunk is. Acorns is going to come down as your mighty oak tree of, acorns is going to serve as your come down as your mighty oak tree of savings. Does what, Spencer?

Grows. Goes up. It goes up. So GameStonk is like. He looks really eager. I thought I'd give him a shot. Well, no, I was going to say. Don't do that.

Don't do that. No, you're right. Acorns do what? Acorns grow trees. Trees become mighty oaks. All right. Mighty oaks are the thing that give you what? Eventually they sink, they become carbon, and what does that carbon do when it's placed under enough pressure?

Diamond hands. It's all part of a cycle that allows you to have the diamond hands that you need when you are living the stonk life and you are going to the moon. On the other hand, the balance that keeps you there. those little acorns keeping the force going. Yeah. GameSunk is the Apollo rocket that you are strapped to, hoping beyond hope that you will reach the moon, and acorns is your loving family on Earth, watching you on the TV and loving you the whole time.

Yeah. It's the tree you plant once you arrive on the moon. They say that won't work. But how do they know? But how do they know? They say a lot of things, boys. Yeah, they've never tried it. They had to be tempted to piss on the moon, right?

That had to be an overwhelming temptation. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me if you even look like? Buzz probably. I don't think Neil is far too Midwestern for that. Sure. Right.

I'll take a larky. I'll go behind the lander and take a shit on the moon like a grown man. No, Neil can't show his dick that close to God. Neil's going to take a walk for like five hours just so he can be sure nobody's looking yeah buzz however will yes buzz will try to hit earth yeah and make it buzz will buzz will be like turn the camera this way it's the most beautiful thing i've ever seen watch this i'm gonna get kentucky hey collins hey collins hey collins hey collins hey collins hey what else is in this photo it's one big shit for man and one real big shit for me

pale blue dot one weird white thing sticking out of my suit be in at michael collins if we if if we don't you know kill ourselves off as a species somebody will be the first person to piss on the moon right yeah somebody's got somebody's like i know buzz aldrin asked hey so what would what would a vacuum what would the effect of a cold vacuum be on my my junk but if i hold it real He would say Johnson, right? He strikes me as a Johnson, man. Let's assume I'm holding my Johnson super tight. Not like a seven iron, mind you.

Like really death grip in the thing. So as I understand, you'd be fine for like 30 to 60 seconds. Sure. And I think so like I'm not an astrophysicist, forgive me. But I believe liquid actually ejecting out of your body would likely help ensure the vacuum is not going in. the liquid would be pushing the vacuum back out so you'd be peeing the space out of your body. So I think that perhaps you'd have like long time damage.

Would you have to burp your dick like a Tupperware? You probably have to get the bubble. I think you'd have to get the bubbles out. Yeah. There might be some chunks in there, but some chunks of, you know, like dark matter. Space is full of dark matter. Sure.

It's like, you know, the invisible stuff we can't see, but we know it's there. Well, like, what if it gets in your dick, right? This is the kind of thing you have to think about. That is what Neil Armstrong is thinking about when he's, like, staring off. He's thinking about the dark matter in his dick. Can I give you one perhaps cautionary tale? No.

About pissing on the moon? What could be more cautionary? Hey, Spencer. What the fuck good is a cautionary tale to this bunch? NASA didn't listen to the cautionary tales that said don't fucking light a giant thing of gas on fire. go to the moon. So the temperature on the moon is 260 degrees Fahrenheit and direct

sunlight. Is that good? Well, we'll turn. Cast a shadow. Why do you think they train in Florida, asshole? Nobody's saying like, go to Houston in July and pee on the side of the highway. So you know what you just did? You just put the idea in Buzz's

head. Now he's not going to try to pee on the moon or the earth. That man's going to try to pee out the sun. Piss on the sun. He's never going to die. I'm going to put out your fault he's just sitting there with this junk in front of a toaster oven going iron dick training gonna do it buzz is staring at the sun like what are you looking at shiny diamond hands so i yeah i i you could you could survive like 60 seconds of part of your body exposed space i do not think that applies if your organs are bared in front of the naked

sun do not if if you try that i am not accountable for for what happens to you. Just this once, I'm on Neil's side. It got superpowers when I exposed it. Don't show your dick that close to God. I'm reminded specifically of the part of the nature documentary Deep Blue Sea where Saffron Burroughs goes,

as a side effect, the sharks got smarter. Tom Hanks, if you're listening to this show, please let us know if you think astronauts can piss on the moon. So you know, and well in that they go where do they go right they go to dark side of the moon we lose contact who knows what they did over there that's right they got up to Tom Hanks was back there for 45 minutes yeah those fellows they shat on the moon

prove they didn't you can't just just hung my butt out did it did it did it as we were landing that's how bad I had to go that's my my still better than your idea of diarrhea in the ocean that wasn't my idea yes it was that was you're the one that said the continental shelf holds all our poop no spencer was the one that said it was fun spencer was the one that said it was fine to shit in the ocean by your own admission you don't remember anything you say on this show that doesn't mean

you can use it against me and turn spencer's words into mine it seems like it does because you've really exposed yourself as if you were trying to shit on the moon here i want to be clear i want to be clear i know this is a trick to get me to listen to the show and i won't do it smart uh this is like the only thing i love more than this is the soviets like lunar expedition where the guy would have had to have gotten out of his capsule to get into the lunar module while it was in orbit right just like yeah like he he would have had to mission impossible that shit right that to me would be the best possible like moment to attempt to crap on the moon right because you're already out of there trench and analysis you're just like here I'm just going to drop it and I'm going to watch my poop hit the moon at a speed of like 5,000 miles an hour what an inspiring moment for the soviet people yeah why do you think they sent monkeys first yeah so we could practice the importance also also remember that mission was supposed to be solo one guy going to the moon so he could be by himself, which is perfect because who's going to stop him, right? They'd be like, this is why all the astronauts were fathers, right? Because nobody else is going to understand this. Dimitri, what are you doing? No one can stop me. Not one man in

Soviet Union can stop me from pooping on moon. The promo code, fullcast for acorns, by the way. Ah, acorns.com slash fullcast. Fullcast. Get your $5.5.5. deposit. The plans, I'm on the family plan. It's doing great. Got two little tycoons coming and they don't even know it. Just inching along. Then when we put that game stonk money in there, bam, bam, it's going to be something real special happening. And then you got to worry about them being too entitled. Not a problem. Not a problem. They didn't need money for that. Give my kids a dollar and they're already too entitled. So technically everything we just said is part of an ad read, right? Sure.

Okay, yeah. Acorns, welcome to the full cast family. We'd love to tell you it's not always like this, but we don't tell lies on this show. Not one. I mean, poop is excellent fertilizer. Connor and Homefield, that wasn't a home field read. It could have been you, and it wasn't.

This time. Yeah, you're welcome. So let's close this thing down tonight with a little game. Speaking of, you know, people come to the show for financial advice, and they long have. They have long trusted us. as far as, you know, investing in their retirement, telling them which clothes to buy, you know, which socks to wear, assorted other things like that, with GameStunk in the news and with everyone turning to the dumbest people on the internet to ask for advice in what to invest in next. This is my favorite thing about Wall Street bets. Everyone shows up, shows up like, all right, all right, you geniuses, what's the next moneymaker?

It's like, no. All we do is post how terrible we are at investing. We caught this one insane game. but but let us not lose heart it is still there there will be another game stop just you wait and see i think the key is not you know you can look at oh there was the short float percentage and all that stuff that no no no the key is game stop was a mall company that is the key the great american mall will come back it will be back don't give up in the mall think of the the am radio guy and hot rod that's you with your mall tattoo uh so here's the game here's that's going to work we are going to each draft a handful of mall stocks and then we will circle back at the end of the off season and college football begins to see who has gained the most percentage wise

all right uh i do not i do not have a draft order so whoever wants to go first feel free to go me i'm going first look at that uh before i because i know we're all looking right now Don't forget that Cabellas was sold to Bass Pro Shops, which is a privately traded company. Okay. Because I know that what you're thinking, which is a lot of Cabellas are attached to malls. Yeah. My first stock pick is going to be Bath and Body Works, which I believe is owned by L Brands, which is the same company that has Victoria's Secret.

But Bath and Body Works, if we're counting from now to the end of the year, sells three categories of item that I would say are particularly important during these uncertain times. They sell hand sanitizer. They sell lotion for your cracked ass hands and they sell

candles. Candles! Candle game. We are all journaling and candling our way through this. All right, who's next? Spencer, why don't you go next? Oh, easy pick here, baby. We're going Tanger Outlets.

Tanger Outlet. Smart. I love it. Wait, you can't buy a mall. You can't an actual mall. Oh, here we go. Here we go. We have a dispute.

We have a dispute. All right. Hartzell. So there's a two votes each. Hartzl, you have the cast the vote. All right. Does buying literal outlet malls count as a mall stock?

Yes, it does. Fuck. Fuck. Hartzell, the chaos agent. I have to be honest, Tanger was on my list as well. Okay. All right. All right, all right.

Okay, so that's, yeah, that's, that's, uh, that's stock code SKT. Go ahead, lock that in. I'm getting Tanger Outlets. All right, right. Because you know what? Because you know what? As long as there are people who are driving and who go, hey, I'm just going to pull off and buy four pairs of caches. Yes.

Tanger Outlets is just going to keep, keep cashing in, man. As long as people who are like, let's go see if they got any $7 shoes. Have I ever told Al about hosting a bunch of Georgia fans and, Los Angeles who were coming out for a bowl game and I asked them where they were staying and they all said commerce and I was like well that's where because commerce is like way inland from the beach it's a little bit south of town but you know what's in commerce the closest outlet molded that show I live listen as long as the SEC is still around tanker outlets is going to be banking it and it's it's called it's called the citadel

outlets so you know they felt right at home because that's their that's their favorite cupcake walk anyway all right it's good It's good. Anyway, carry on. Must, must buy stock code, I regret this already, BBW, build a bear workshop. Wow. These kids-

Ryan's B-B-B-B-W episode, everybody. Ryan said, buy, double down on B-BW. We got it covered from both ends between the Renfair and this. Grab it with both hands. Diamond hands on BBW baby Squeeze the empty skins BBW tendies to the moon And what a moon

Build a Bear Workshop Listen these kids have been miserable in quarantine Their parents don't know how to make it better How are they going to try by building a fucking band That's right That's good Wow that's quite an argument you got that's Jim kramer ask right there uh number one on my board is chipotle been a stock monster

for a long time they have like like a lot a lot of stocks you're looking at like how are they going to come out of pandemic chipotle had barreled through the pandemic they're they're the cockroach of restaurants well that's that's the only risk all right digital is going great uh roadside ordering their tests now got new menu items the cauliflower rice is like, oh, cool, I'm eating vegetables, curb side pickup. What did I say? Oh, I was like, I assumed.

I thought it was like, oh, so like you could literally, okay, yeah, I'm going to talk to the board. Now that I'm on the board at Chipotle, I'm going to tell about like you can just drive past and scream what we want. Here's what happens. Vindisi shoots a harpoon into your car.

The kids selling water bottles at the intersection over by the grocery store are now just going to be hawking burritos. Yeah. Hey, they're entrepreneurial. Yeah, the squeegee kid comes out with some quack. And who wouldn't. like that the only my only worry is you're going to have some you know you're going to have a little bit

of a risk of some light seasonal salmonella there might be a flare of samanella shirt you know every now and then there's just a little bit of spark of some samanella that's fine just weather it get through it chipotle line go up uh let's go scared scared money don't make money scared scared of salmonella money don't make jason don't make time yes please uh with my next i'm going to go with coals motherfucking coals oh man talking about my four pairs of khakis that's One department store that is still whooping ass, partnership with Amazon. Yeah, that is the thing. Velke is banquished.

Coles, not looking Coles, they can move in on Belk's corners. Everything else in the mall's clearing out. Coles can expand. Like, Coles is positioned to dominate the mall now. They aren't just surviving. They are ready to, Coles to the moon. Here we go. Next up Ryan again.

Cheesecake Factory. Wow. Locking in. Bowles. because you know what people are going to get out of quarantine and they're no like I get what you're saying some real stupid shit people we're going to want to do some damage and you know where you do that cheesecake factory baby people they're going to get that stimmy check they're going to get that that that uh I got I got one game stock I got one game stock worth of winnings burning a hole in my pocket on the way to cheesecake what I thought about Taco Bell for this existence. exact same reason. People are going to go, once it gets to the relevant sort of age group, people are going to go straight from their second Moderna shot, straight to Cheesecake Factory. With their semi money in it. No, you're so right. Cut out the middle man. Put it on the menu.

You got room. Put the vaccine on page 58. Give me a whole, give me three pages of vaccine. Oh, they got Snickers vaccine. That sounds good. Yeah. Put it in my arm. Cheesecake vaccine. It says New York style. Got that Thai salad vaccine. It's good for me because there is oranges. Listen, you laugh, but if we put out a lemon pepper vaccine. Oh, shit. Right?

Right. Yeah, Cheesecake Factory had like a little bit of a down week because it's not Game Stunk, but has done well in the last six months. So I think cheesecake line go up. all right that's the spirit spencer i am going to go ahead and pick a company that's going to win on both sides of the market uh leisure casual ended up being everyone's default quarantine uniform and with jim's clothes and home workouts still being a struggle everybody's going to be buying out on the other side because everybody's fat and out of shape y'all i'm loading up on lulu lemon Let's do this.

God damn it. You're clearing out my whole board. They were next on my board. Spencer is how I learned that Lulu Lemon makes clothes for dudes, including somehow clothes that fit Spencer? That's impossible. They make way bigger. They are planning to double their sales in men's garments this year. So there's going to be dudes and Lulu Lemon all over.

We read the prospectus. And also, by the way, your ass, fat, or skinny, it'll still feel. fitting in that same pair of Lulu Lemon shorts. Load up, y'all. The Lulu Lim Man. Yeah, the Lulu Liman is coming. Lulu Lehm. The Lulu Limmin.

24 hours of Lulu, Louleman? Lulu. Leman. Holly, I believe you have the next two picks. All right. I am going with, and I think I might accidentally

Riverside Spencer here, I'm going with Ulta. which is has taken a beating recently as uh as businesses like brow threading uh and and hair styling have obviously taken a hit during the covid lockdowns however ulta is like your uh your moderately mid-ranged uh you know bath and skin care and makeup product store that is starting to import more and more luxury brands and if you're anything like me and if you're on the discord with us over at moon crew uh we got a skincare discord going where we talk all about it alter is starting to add more and more luxury brands more japanese beauty brands more korean beauty brands and uh i like i'm

kind of betting on the idea of everyone wanting to pretend that they don't have pores again when we're finally able to get outside my third and final pick uh is vitamin shop oh that's a good one because we have been inside without the sun and we're going to need to swallow some pills rather than see the sun again i think actually i think vitamin stock is only treated on nasdaq shit can i still use it no that counts that's fine that's a ston that's a stonk all stonks pay i didn't know if we were if we were being such cosmopolitans as to confine ourselves to the new york stock exchange only give me spencer throw me a dk only stock here really get weird with i can't but i can get a little weird because i have to pick a parent company in order to pick

the store i want them all because i have to tell you that i'm putting dual brands new brands traded on the nsdak and on the nysi we need newel brands because are we starting to these counts tomorrow by the way yeah on monday okay and i need newel brands and i need it for this reason new brands owns a bunch of things like exacto and they own a bunch of like stationary stuff but one brand they own that i think is key and is evergreen and bulletproof much to my personal chagrin they own yankee candle and if i know if i know one thing that americans love it's huge shitty candles

I'm just piggybacking off my back of the body works idea enormous shitty candles that's I think people are going to be buying a lot of huge shitty candles

so I'm going to go ahead and put Newell Brands in there I think we're just ahead of the game for candlemas which is on Tuesday okay my last pick I'm not going to go with Samsonite

I thought about going with Sam's Night. I'm not going to because if you're going to go to cheese out by like internet luggage brands anyway, aren't there? There's a little bit of that, yeah. But you know who isn't? Signet Jewelers Limited, the company that owns and operates, Zales, Jared, and K jewelers. Because what are you going to do when you go fucking ball out at the Cheesecake Factory?

You are going to propose. So that's what I'm picking from my third place. mall jeweler titan signet jewelers all right I will close it down with a similar I think we'll have at least three in a row that are multi-brand conglomerates I'm going with Esselor Luxottica

Oh I know what this is Well this is the eyeglasses monopoly That owns Lincrafters Rayban Oakley on it on it on and on Sunglass Hut Sunglass Hut It owns all of it. Their stock trend is hilarious. For the last four years, it has been higher in August than in January.

It goes up. Like, you would think people would think, oh, I just buy the stock and just write it for several years. No, people think, huh, all right, to buy sunglasses today. I'm going to buy some sunglasses stock. The stock goes up in the summer, like it's a fucking winter coat on sale. Like, so I'm, yeah, sun go up, line go up. Okay. I got to tell you there was one thing I was looking for that I didn't find in my search for stocks stocks to draft that I was very disappointed in there's really no like settled national brand for that one store that sells like rain sticks and swords and weird little fountains oh sure it feels it feels very weird to be celebrating mall culture on this show and not have a purveyor of swords if you know of a national chain selling swords marshals contact me

or just some pictures of the swords to stephen godfrey actually yeah hot topic never selling swords y'all are such you know i gave a big long thing to hot topic because the 90s are back right my favorite wallet chip wallet so i cannot be that far from coming back hot topic they went public uh a few years ago and then they just said now we're done with that in like 2013 no just stop looking at us we don't it doesn't need to be hot topics talk the store that i really wanted to purchase but could not because they are french as sephora because i thought they're privately held right privately held and they are traded only on the parisian exchange sephora also partnership with coals again excellent second round pick by me

So for, I feel like Alta's going to be the better pick there than Sephora because I had that same impulse myself, but Sephora has had some real bad PR recently in terms of the kind of people they chase around the store and the kind of people they don't chase around the store. And also they're kind of getting snaked by Alta, which is in lower rent malls, but as I said, is starting to lay in more luxury brands. And then if they branch into swords, game over. If Sephora branched into swords, I would never fucking. and shop anywhere else. Cool it on the racism and get some swords. Siforda? I'm going to work on this.

Sward for a. We'll workshop it. Okay. Sword glass hut. So what if it was like Sifwa? Hmm. Cheese sword factory. There we go.

Go back and body swords. Build a sword. Oh, fuck if build a bear added swords casually to the oh man i'd crush all of you listen to how excited ryan is over the idea of bbws with swords i mean and we're back to the renfair good night everybody