Sleep Deprived Podcast - We Gave Birth - SDP #145

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

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hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 145 hello 45 we were talking about ligers before we started recording you know what's really cool in naruto there's that one character that does the move called the liger bomb i think i think it's the the hokage or like the kage of the lightning village liger bomb naruto oh wait like the octopus guy you will know but his brother his older brother oh i actually yeah the raikage i actually completely forgot about him wait this move called liger bomb is he... Is Killer B his brother? What's his name? Yeah, Killer B is the Raikage's brother.

Dude. Killer B. Honestly, one of the greatest rappers of his generation. Have you seen that one video of Killer B rapping? It's so good. I don't think I have. What is this video? Basically, Killer B starts rapping like i think

he insults every like like character and naruto like you know the shark guy with the big shark sword and naruto uh itachi as well like he basically roasts all of them rapping and beats them up that's fucking sick right so i'm gonna look it up killer bees rat yeah what i want to know um while you're looking that up is between zoro and killer b who would win in a fight killer b zoro zoro would smoke it because sasuke thought he killed killer b but he didn't octopus leg in the ocean and he's hidden down there. I think Zoro would think he killed Killer Bee but then Killer Bee just turns into an octopus

leg and lives on. I feel like if Killer Bee was in the One Piece world he would either have a devil fruit or he'd be a fishman. Would he be an octopus fruit? I don't know? I don't know I think Zoro could smoke him

Zoro kills everyone, Zoro always wins I don't know, what does Zoro do? Zoro might honestly be even as strong as Luffy, I know all the Luffy heads are gonna come at me but he might be just as strong why? because he's so strong with his swords

that's it? he's just as good with his swords that's it? he's as good as his swords? well his swords are OP he's got one sword that a really powerful warrior or something had and he had another one that a super powerful warrior or something had

and then he has another one he's just crazy wouldn't Luffy Luffy can't be cut through because he's just rubber right I don't know I know you can't shoot him yeah like if you try to slash him with Zoro's sword he's gonna go like 50 or whatever

turn into a rubber band I think Luffy can be sliced because you can slice rubber but you can't like hit him with like a bullet or or like a cannonball or a punch. So he can be sliced. So maybe actually Zoro is sort of the counter to Luffy then.

Let me verify that information. I always had this theory that what if at the end of One Piece Zoro and Luffy fight? They're going to say fuck. Because I always think Zoro is so obedient to Luffy I just think there's gotta be some yeah like

it's a little too like like Zoro's supposed to be like this guy that like does whatever he wants and shit but meanwhile he's so wouldn't you like cry if that happened though wouldn't you cry if Zoro killed Luffy that would be fucking crazy that would be crazy though right

cause they have such a bond I would actually cry that would be fucking crazy like that would be crazy though right because they have such a bond yeah i would actually cry that would be sadder and i haven't even gotten that far that would be sadder than noritone sasuke because you've you've sat through their emotional journey for like ever and then zorro turn oh that'd be insane that would be so crazy that would be great what if he's like uh i want to be king of the pirates what if he was just like i was just doing this because i just wanted to like truly take you down as like my my mark because isn't he a bounty hunter yeah yeah yeah that's actually a theory where it's like because zoro's a bounty hunter who hunts only pirates so the idea is that he wants Luffy to be the king of the pirates so he can take him down.

Dude! And then he took down the king of the pirates? Yeah, yeah. That better happen. That'd be pretty gnarly, yeah. That actually better happen. It makes sense because I think, I just checked and I double-checked Luffy can get cut by swords.

So if anyone can take him down, it would be Zoro. Oh my, can you imagine Luffy dies at the end I think he will die shit cut by Zoro's sword what if it was all just a dream I think what should happen is Zoro should kill Luffy and then the rest of the crewmates kill Zoro I could see that happening to be honest maybe they all take like a well cause really what does Zoro have without his swords this is a genuine question

Panda like if you took away all of Zoro's swords would he not get smoked by Killer B I guess well no he could pick up like anything he could pick up a stick he could pick up like a i got like a butter knife you think he could slap killer b up like takoyaki was just a stick okay maybe not maybe not a stick but okay he probably would need his sword but he always

keeps his swords on him so he'd never lose them i think you could take him yeah i think you could lose them or get stolen well what if killer be um i don't know yeah i guess i guess zoro might be fucked then who would win between zoro and um goku goku yeah well actually no there's no there's no debate could. Can anyone beat Goku? I feel like Goku beats everything. Obviously, I have Saitama, right? Yeah. Oh, actually, yeah. Yeah, Saitama, I think, is number one.

Because, dude, oh my god. Yeah. His level is crazy strong. Who would win between Saitama and Gojo? Saitama, I think. I mean, Gojo kind of gets owned. I haven't read the manga, so I wouldn't know.

Or in the anime. Yeah, well, he did get... I mean, is Gojo not the strongest character in any universe, canonically? I think Saitama is stronger, personally. And then you have to wonder well okay so spoilers can i give one punch fan spoilers um is this for the manga yeah

how deep are the spoilers because i do want i mean it involves saitama's power level um would it like would it ruin a watch through for anyone who hasn't gone past the season two of the anime i mean i don't think it would ruin it but i don't know to say it nah you can say it basically and if you don't want to get spoiled don't listen okay okay i won't say it then i'll listen. No. So we were also talking about how every day there are 150 species going extinct on Earth. One of them being the Liger. Well, I was wondering, can a Liger breed with a Liger? Like, can they just...

What would that create, like a Leliger? Yeah, a Leliger or a Liger too. What if a Liger breeded with a tiger? Would that be a... Lelitiger? Lelitiger? Lelitiger. What about a Liger and a lion?

Lelion. Lelion. Lelion. I like that. Yeah. what about a liger and a lion lil lion lil lion lil lion I like that I think that one thing that went extinct is really sad you know what's that little fucking thing that little dog thing uh tan

I thought you were going to say tansy from pal world remember when that Tansy from Pal World. Remember when Tansy went extinct from Pal World? Yeah, actually. Those used to be real. Do you mean the Tasmanian tiger? Yes!

The Tasmanian tiger. That's the coolest whatever. I wish I had that. Put it on the screen. Its mouth is huge. It opens up really, really big. Yeah, well it had cool stripes too. Yeah. It's got this really

long body. Kind of looks a little goofy. What the fuck? This thing is crazy! This thing has a huge mouth. I know, dude. It's like an unhinged jaw that is insane i'm glad that thing's extinct that thing would eat every cat that thing would eat everything look at that it looks like it looks like foxy i disagree i think if it would have eaten everything it

wouldn't have fucking went extinct it looks like uh like a resident evil creature. I mean, it must've sucked. No, I think they were actually pretty chill. It's just, they got hunted out of extinction. Really? Yeah. They got hunted by one for humans.

Zero for Tasmanian tiger. That is sad. These things, eyes are really far apart. It's like a guy when it's like the character customization just went down and the mouth is like beyond character customization that's like a mod yeah i'm gonna put yeah i'm gonna put pictures on the screen of how big they can open their mouths it's actually kind of unnerving to look at holy what's your guys favorite animals that exclude like you can't say cat or dog or like common

common house animals you know what i mean common pets let's say you go first big poo i have no idea that's how they get you. What's the question again? Your favorite animal, excluding common domesticated pet animals. Crow. Nice. Can I hear your reasoning for that? Your rationale? Death.

Smart. Very smart. Problem solve. Just cool looking dark looking they're kind of like the goths of the animal world yeah they're a little emo yeah how about you find a really fucking ugly animal to answer with my favorite animal yeah um probably humans that's kidding that should be that's not allowed yeah um i actually don't know i actually don't know what if we okay what is it i don't know what it's called i'm posting it in craig but it's this that's a derp fish oh yeah that's the derp fish you ain't heard of the derp fish i heard of derp

fish so panda there's actually a really interesting backstory behind this this this fish okay what is it basically what happened was in uh like 1930 there were these scientists this scientist named john read it and i'm not making this up you can google this i don't know i haven't heard that i believe you yeah no i believe you that's a common last name in slovakia yeah it's like a slovakian last name exactly and uh anyways John read it he was well I remember wait you're forgetting about his affair with Melissa Updude oh yeah yeah John read it and Melissa Updude with their dog gold with their dog reddit gold yeah but that the dude is german up dude yeah it's like middle name up last name dude right yeah karen up dude melissa up dude i think oh sorry yeah no that was melissa's sister that was melissa's sister okay so anyway john reddit

who was married to yeah there's like a whole bunch of family drama between them like do you remember john read it and karen updoot got married but then he just had eyes for melissa updoot the whole time yeah yeah no he was a real piece of work yeah well do you remember the kid he had with Karen? Oh, my God. 4chan? Yeah. 4chan. What was the name? Jace 4chan, I think. I think it was just 4chan.

Oh, yeah. First name 4? They got wild. Yeah. Anyway, it's on Reddit. These Slovakian names, yeah. So anyways, for our audio listeners the derpfish it looks like um it has five eyes and like a crab pincer coming out of its mouth and it looks like

a carpet that is so fucked up dude that is so mean. You know that was out of pocket. I don't know how else to describe it. What does your carpet look like, Mika? Is that what your carpet looks like? You think it belongs in the filth? My carpet looks like the derp fish. Yeah. That's not what it's called.

There's a name for this, though. It's a scientific name. I'm telling you, it's the derp fish. No, no oh yeah it's a scientific name i'm telling you it's the derp fish no no but there was a scientific name wasn't there oh benia regalis mika yeah beniam regalis that's tipping my tongue no i i think you're mistaken with the derpius maximus what the derpius maximus oh you're you're mistaking a panda with the Derpius Maximus. I mean, this would probably taste really good. It looks good. Like, it probably tastes like salmon or shrimp are both combined.

Like, it probably tastes really good. It looks like it tastes like lint. I was actually listening to this podcast on crabs. It's just a... You have crabs? No, not... That's the most Mika thing to do, just listen to a podcast about crabs. Yeah, not the STD crabs, like the crustaceans worried about yeah no no yeah i'm good um anyways they mentioned these coconut crabs apparently they're

they're uh pincers have like 700 pounds of pressure or something or or or are are 700 times stronger than like a like a dog's bite force and they can like crush a human skull and so they basically pince open coconuts and they like marinate themselves in coconuts and that's why they taste so good and i was just saying i feel like this derp fish it probably tastes like floor because it just marinates itself on the floor that's just i mean like that derp fish has a family that derp fish has kids i mean i just to call it a carpet is just so yeah i mean you're basically saying you want to step on it i i don't want to step on it. I don't even,

I don't even want to eat it, but, um, it's kind of quirky. It looks kind of cute. I actually kind of like it. I, I see why it is your favorite animal Panda.

Oh my God. Couldn't you see it on top of a rice thing? Like it's a piece of sushi. Yeah. Like, like right on top of a rice block oh my god yeah what is it dirt fish dirt fish oh my dude give me eight pieces of dirt fish please you know this actually has a lot of good stuff about it like you got the shrimp tail in the back that tastes good

and it looks like salmon in the middle that's delicious and then it has what's that what are those egg things the those are eyes no no no no like the it's a calamari caviar caviar yeah caviar for its eyes and then it's got like a those are just eyes not caviar it has a crab leg for its mouth like this is a full course meal in one animal i i will say i would probably cut off the the mouth i wouldn't eat the mouth why why i mean just look at it it is a bit like dirt it's unappetizing it's a derp that's for sure honestly i don't want the eyes either so basically what happened was uh john read it and melissa updo um they were just experimenting in the lab one day and they were a little drunk and,

they, they basically genetically engineered the derp fish and they, so it's like the Liger. It is like the Liger. Yeah. I just, I, I think they bred a shrimp and a crab and this happened.

What? Really? Yeah. That's crazy so i just thought you would want some backstory on the the derpius maximus you posted mika would you play the xylophone on that i would yeah it looks like it would it looks like it would be very reverberant yeah what would you play the xylophone on that i would fuck that one so i searched derp fish and that's what came out can can you describe what is here for our audio listeners yes this is a brown uh sort of actually more like a red fish that has like a human's head like there's a man in there screaming to get out it has teeth

like has a very human mouth it sort of just looks like a yeah a person trying to escape a body did you ever hear that theory that um the reason why a bunch of religious texts are like do not eat pig or pork is because

it's actually they actually have the souls of like humans that were like rejected from heaven yeah no that's real yeah i mean yeah you ever see a pig like you ever see a pig's eyes and how they look at people and shit they look like someone's trapped in there yeah when you see the whites in their eyes like i start to really question things they look a little too real yeah they look a little too real, yeah. They look a little too real. Well, also, is that a Neopet? No, that's a Derpfish.

So for our audio listeners, Astro just posted what appears to be a neon green Neopet with big animated eyes. It is a fish. Now we've got to make this fish the thumbnail. Which one? The derp fish? Yeah. Could it... What is that? What is that?

That's Drake. That's a six. Dude, what if the six was scared of the sex? Scared of the six was scared of the sex scared of the six no he's the sex god he is a sex god why did you say that like you really were into him

he is I know I know he's the sex god I'm gonna look up Drake on like all fours do you think Drake LARPs or goes to cosplay in a mask dude

during that one interview with that industry plant um he was like yeah I like girls that cosplay do you think I mean he is like kinda just a nerd right like that's the vibe i get from him well look at this this proves your point that looks like so basically for audio listeners that is drake in a wearing like yolo swag clothes clothes is how i would describe that yeah do you guys remember the 2012 era of dressing

and like swag swag clothes like swag style obey hat oh yeah that yeah like the monster hats and the obey hats and like the... Matt Watson's cookie monster hat? Yeah, like that sort of thing. Oh, Drake. I'm sorry, I'm so distracted by Drake. He's so beautiful. You ever seen that picture of Eminem and Ed Sheeran?

No. Hanging out? No, what's that one? So there's also 50 Cent here present in this photo. Do you think that image is real? I think it is, but you know what this seems to me is like when a teacher puts together students in a group project. Yeah.

They don't talk to each other, but they've been... Yeah, they don't talk to each other but they don't even like each other yeah they just have to like work on something together they have to give a class presentation together that's so accurate you know they never fucking taught this is me in 50 cent ed sheeran she ran do you think these two like text each other late at night? So this is a photo of Ed Sheeran and 50 Cent on stage performing together. That is not 50 Cent. That is not 50 Cent. Sorry, Eminem. Okay.

I was sorry, am I bad? Eminem and Ed Sheeran. I think the type of text Ed Sheeran would send is like, regardless of who you are to him, he's probably like, hey, hey, just found a four leaf clover. Oh, my God. Feeling so lucky. I think he would be like he'd be like rise and shine, sunshine, sweetness. Oh, you're going to like this one.

This is for Panda. Oh, wow. Are those actually his tattoos? I think so, yeah. So this is Ed Sheeran shirtless in some kind of sauna. Chest tattoos on full display. Oh, yeah. I was just saying, if Ed was laying pipe to me,

and that's what i saw i don't know i feel like he'd be transporting another dimension like this is like lsd it's fucking it's it's kind of a vibe right i don't know how i feel about the hyper realistic colored lion tattoo he looks like he belongs in 2016 or something. Yeah. Yeah, well, I think it's just this style of tattoo has become very dated, you know? I think you've got to be... Is that a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air tattoo on his arm? Yeah. Hell yeah.

I feel like you've got to be very careful with the kind of tattoos you're going for. Ew. Ew. to be very careful with uh the kind of tattoos you're going for so to the audio listeners suck the dick and all the all the sweat and he's even got some wow yeah he's covered in cum in this image can we put that on the screen um I'm gonna blur it probably can you go into like an AI software and create Ed Sheeran with a nut on his face and then put that on the screen sure but I mean just so you know wait really

I mean it's probably just gonna be like a peanut or like a cashew or something you know but that's not what i asked i want ed sheeran's face covered in nut on the screen yeah i'm gonna say that and oh like cashews yeah what do you think about this okay so this is a cat that looks a lot like Ed Sheeran. I saw this tweet like a couple years ago. It was just a picture of Ed Sheeran wearing a vest. And the tweet was just like, how are we doing for breadsticks over here?

And the tweet got like 300,000 likes or something. That sounds freaking awesome. I mean, it is a good tweet, I'm not gonna lie. But I think Ed Sheeran looks like a decent person. Ed Sheeran. I saw recently he acted or something

in a show. Yeah, he did. How are we doing on Breadsticks? I'm sorry, Mika. It's just hilarious. Yeah, yeah. Fucking hilarious. It's Sheeran. Edge. Edging.

So, Mika, I have a question for you. I've got an answer. Let's say it's you against four rabid-edged Sheerans on all fours, sweaty, hungry for blood, your blood specifically. Can you escape them? What are the parameters here that we're dealing with they spawn in within a 10 mile radius of you and you don't know where

they are and they're on the hunt and i so how do i know if i have escaped like how does that work you have to kill them because they will continue to hunt you forever okay so it's it's more about like like like hunting the hunter than escape yeah what tools do i have at my disposal whatever you need like whatever you have now um there's a fork beside me i mean that's not gonna stop him i've got a plastic palm tree that I got from a muffin. I mean, he's just going to move right past that. I've got a Pikachu Pez dispenser. I mean, they're already within striking distance at this point,

and you're still just looking in your room. You need a real defense here. Mika, if I had a pistol and I gave it to you with some bullets in it, would you shoot it in Ed Sheeran's fucking skull? Would you kill them? Would you shoot his fucking forehead? You have the resolve? Not the real Ed Sheeran,

but if I'm being approached by like four rabid creatures, I'm gonna do what I have to do to defend myself. So would you pop a cap in Ed Sheeran's skull and watch it bleed and scream in agony no that's

put the gun right to his forehead and just oh you won't have time for that he's quick no I'm gonna I'm gonna be completely honest with you I'm slightly avoiding answering this on the very very slight chance that i'm delusional enough enough to believe that ed sheeran would want to work with me

and i don't want to burn this bridge would you work with ed sheeran what would you make i would yeah i mean if ed sheeran offered i would totally work with ed sheer. So that's why I'm like slightly hesitant to answer. I would shoot him. I would stick a caliber to his fucking forehead and say goodbye. Yep. All four. Heartless shots each one. I'd laugh while I do it. I'd smile.

I guess you were not in love with the shape of Ed Sheeran. I'm talking about like a different Ed Sheeran. I know a lot of viewers thinking like the singer Ed Sheeran. I'm talking about a different Ed Sheeran. I know a lot of viewers thinking the singer Ed Sheeran. No, this is Astro's friend. Not a...

Panda killed my friend. We're actually talking about someone who consented to be involved in this discussion. But I didn't want it. Why did you bring it up then? Just so you know, I got a little

through it. Anyway, if you're in love with other shapes, like maybe the old Patreon logo and not the new one, go over to... I actually like the new logo. Okay, well, that's crazy. I'm singing in the shape of you to the new logo. Patreon.com slash subscribe. Go over there. Ext.com. I'm bringing Shape of You to the new logo. Patreon.com. Go over there.

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