SleepyCabin - SleepyCast 02 - [Spaghetti Birds]

Episode Date: September 12, 2014

JohnnyUtah, Oney, Psychicpebbles n' Spazkid sit around and talk about Dragon Ball Z, spaghetti-stealing birds, how we all met, and more! Stamper was in the hospital at the time suffering from a torn and prolapsed anus. That's what he gets for trying to shove a pinecone up his ass. http://sleepycabin.com/audio/sleepycast-02/ This episode starring: Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/Psychicpebbles) Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/Spazkidin3d) JohnnyUtah (http://johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! http://www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! http://www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! https://twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin... There's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch bullshitter... Welcome to the Sleepy Cabin podcast. I'm Jeff Johnny Utah or whatever stupid internet name you want to call me.

I'm having with Zach slash psychic pebbles. Chris O'Neill slash Oni. Hey. And I hate, what do you like? Oney or One. Just call me Christopher. One is a stupid name. I've honestly never used to say, one.

And the infamous Corey slash Spaz Kid animator extraordinaire. Chris. Yeah. Let's talk about the science of Dragon Balls. Oh shit. The science? Yeah, science. The realistic science.

Okay, so what do you want to know? How many gigawatts is a coming, cummah, uh, beam? 60 trillion gigawatts. Yeah, flux. Fucking liar. Is it more or less than lighting bolts? It's actually 16 flux waves if we're talking, if we're talking, if we're talking transformation. Is that real?

Yes. Fluxwhip? See, I don't even know if you sound like. Currie. I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious. Shut up.

Flux wave is the levels in which you measure the monkey abilities of You are bullshit, and you know it's right. It's true. The monkey abillions? The moon's in the flux waves. 24,000 flux waves create Super San 4 Goku. This is true. So say it's that.

Created by a Cori. Say I buy monkeys. What can I do that, Corey? It's the level four. Is that canon? If you put it up, monkeys in a typewriter, you can make Mozart. What is the level? It's a level, it's a level four,

an actual monkey? No, you're level four. Super San 4 is, is... What does he look like? He's a yellow ape, but he can transform into red go Who is a tall Goku, but he still had eight points. That's the same thing. He still has eight-poise Goku.

He's Goku, it grows a bee neck in his chest. He's got that I brought this up. Red fur. Red ape. So what makes him transform into red Goku from the flux waves? The flux waves. How about more flux waves? More flux waves makes you strong? How do you get more flux waves?

You gotta be strong. Is he still level four? Yes. If Vigina uses flux waves to become level four and he comes together and makes Vigna, you can create a level 10. numbers and Dragon Ball Z don't matter. It's like every episode it's like,

they matter to some people. And then the next episode's like, he's a million and it blows him one. It's true. What's the deal with the love? What's the level? Wait, doesn't he lose his eyebrows and then they grow back again?

It's true. Yes. Yeah, Super State 3. He uses his eyebrows because it's scary. He looks like an andrethal. Would you rather see, like he said, would you rather see a scary neanderthal like red monkey?

Would you rather see a nice buff man with black eyebrows? I don't know. I think, Do you think all the Dragon Mozy characters, they're like, they're level two, right? They're like, I'm really powerful, but I just want to kind of skip level three because I get really ugly. Oh, you think it's kind of hard. I want to go back to level four.

Well, actually, they do, they do. Once they reach level four, they no longer have to go through their transformations of three. Some of them can actually just transform a level four. So why? Can you just always go to four? Can you, can you feel the first of what the four? You know, actually they can transform into meanderthal Goku like if they want. They don't have to go to. They don't call it that.

Yes, they do. That is not. His hand three is officially needed to do his feet too. Thumbs on his feet. You're kidding me. He has huge hands for his feet. Do you guys see this? He hates in trees and shoots fucking through his head.

You see this Jeff? In episode 37, Koku has hands for his speed. He says grabbing people by the head. You know what? If you hear that, you've been running the direction, because you're gonna get some feet legs. True, like if they can surpass level three, then they don't have to worry about going level three or two.

Is four the highest? Um, well, like I said, like, Jita can turn for and go that new movie just came out but I love the gods and they can turn it to God super saints oh wait is that five who can now turn red officially red no didn't he go red dude like the first episode of the drug movie yeah no he's still red though doesn't fucking matter he goes but it's so it's weird it's like there's normal Goku and he becomes a super sane and he becomes like a super super super saint or some shit and it becomes super sane level two then level three he has no eyebrows right level four and he has

eyebrows yeah and at god and he goes back to looking like normal Goku except for It's true. But I'm saying that- I believe you. Chris, isn't that exactly what the Kio Kedding looks like? It's just hit with red hair? Yeah. So...

But also, Friza goes from looking like small Friza into big Friza, into alien freeza into small Friza. I did watch some of the... I did watch some of it. I kind of... I kind of get some of it. It's kind of weird too because like whenever Goku like, Mains of the Human, like suddenly the babies are a lot stronger.

Does he do that a lot? He comes up better. Yeah. Yeah. Super cum. What? It's always weird looking at the Japanese version of the show and he talks.

He talks like this. Like, yeah. He's like, it's like a little... Yeah, it's like an old Asian lady. It's a disturbing, actually. Actually, it's not. When Goku comes, he's like,

Kamehamehame, ah! But I have a question. What's the thing they do when they like merge together? Fusion. Fuck. Fusion Nets. Oh, the fusion net.

There's two fusion things. Oh, too. Fuging my ears, which you're not supposed to be able to come part again when you do with your games, but there's rules around that because the series is kind of broken. But then there's also like fusing with fingers, which has a limited amount of time.

Are you impressed with Corey's knowledge? Corey, who would you fuse with? Any? That was real person. With the earrings to be permanently fused to somebody. In real life. The other person doesn't have a choice. Yeah, you just, you walk into this, you can't fucking grab them. You can't go to Goku land and fucking. You can't go to Goku land, that's

fake. You can be a real, pick a real person you know. This is real life. Fucking pick a real. It can be any one of us or somebody mean we might know. I would find one of the buffest people in the world who's buffed Corey. You have to save the planet Corey. I would get defuse with somebody

now. I would get with the buffest person I know, Mick Rice Pirate. Mick. All right, all right. I would transform with Mick Rice Pirate become super bold and bald. Do you see super bald? Super bald? Super bold. You wouldn't just be bald, you'd be super bald. I'd be super bald. Your dick would shrink too. I know.

That's a small place to pay, but hold on. Corey and Mick both have tiny dick so maybe when they would cancel negatives, negative times negative, makes a positive. Because his dick would be poking up into his stomach. Since my dick is huge and making it has a small wiener, I would have a medium wheel. Whoa.

That makes sense. Think about that. Who would you fuse with? Jeff, I don't know. Owen Wilson? Yeah. Oh, wait, who's the other guy in all his own? Roods Spahn?

Yeah, it'd be a fucking, what a he's a point. And fuse. Vince Vaughn and just get uglier or something and then less funny. Just walk around with deep voice. I used to get more bug-eyed. That's not nice. Geez.

I wish, I was fuse with Carl Smith's here. Be the funniest guy in the world. You could walk around to fuck every bitch. You can bring back his career. He might, you might, uh... What are you gonna say, Jeff? This better be good. Well, he does say he's like really fat, but he's not even really fat.

He's like an heroin. He's gonna say, like, he's just, you're kind of thin, he's kind of fat. You just merge into like... Average size guy? You can make, like, boring videos where you take, like, a picture of your face and pop out and talk about, like, you know, like, wacky things and just, I don't really know what he does. Like, what do you call those things? He sucks for a job. Let's talk about something else.

Okay. A lot of people, a lot of people ask every day, they ask us two questions, why am I so gay? And that answer is, I don't know. I just, what can I say? Do you do your YouTube comments? No, my dad. And the second big question is, how did you guys all meet? Zach, you start.

Well, with who? I guess you, Jeff. How did you meet me? How did you meet me? I don't know, actually. It's a bad way to start. I'll tell how I met Jeff. Yeah, tell you. Yeah, say how you met Jeff.

I walked into the New Grants office, and Jeff was working on his little Wackham Centique, and I was really nice to him, and he was really nice to me. But then when he left his desk, I went on his New Grounds account, and I left a review on one of my cartoons. and I gave myself a 10 out of 10 and made Jeff sound really gay so I went back to Ireland

and I'm knowingly I didn't log out of my account like a fool and Jeff made a front page post telling my mom and dad that I was gay and... I think the picture feature was two guys in a pool splashing each other I freaked down because my mom was like

or my mom and dad are like they do not want me to be gay they don't hate gays but they do not want me to be gay but you took it in stride because you didn't even deny You're just like you're right, um, didn't you write like, thank you? Everybody got the comments I am, gay. Did you acknowledge that you deserve that? Oh, I totally deserves it.

Didn't you get me back or something? I think you got me back again after that. I don't know. I don't think so. I think you totally poned me. Wait. Now that is epic. Now that is epic.

Hold on. If we're on the topic of how we met Jeff, I can tell what I met Jeff. Yes, go ahead. On the sidelines, I always looked at Jeff's cartoons. And I was, I felt kind of bad for saying what I did at the time because it's not true what did you say yeah hold on that don't alright good let me have it well I guess essentially I made a joke where it's like the fact that all your cartoons for like 15 minutes long with two people talking

and then the resolution joke was the guy walks away usually it was like the ending joke and it was just like so I made a stab at that but I guess the actual cartoon I'm not I'm not an animator like you and I'm a real animator what you're saying Cory made a cartoon where you like fucked up yeah I do yeah Not the teeth. For the big, I guess my big introduction to meeting Jeff for when I didn't beat him in real life was I made a cartoon where him, he, Tom sucked off Jeff. Jeff had like a massive, like 14-inch penis.

Damn it, Bill. Who was the last time could you need? And I guess that was my first, like, I was like, hey, Jeff, notice me. Before I met Corey, I was always really scared because you were, you were part of this, like, this, like, rogue. Yeah. The cyber bullies are night Like cyber bully animators And I'm like

Hackers even They tell town like I don't know if I'm pissed these fucking guys off They're gonna fucking animate me Like blowing somebody It's like because you're so me Like you don't have to bring them out But you guys are so mean to certain people

I was I was a malicious And I laughed I mean I laughed at all of it And I'm just like shit This isn't gonna be so funny If it's funny It's funny because like When people said they were gonna meet me They thought I was gonna be like

Like Stamper thought I was gonna be like Some like fat midget I knew Corey was a sweetheart I was fucking terrified to me Chris because when I saw him he was like a Six foot Hulk in his giant black Neo outfit I was fucking scary

I was wearing a stinky trench coat I didn't know who like Lucas is a magnificent He got he had a fucking shot side out shotgun Yeah no he actually did look like me You're gonna troll me now Corey You're gonna believe you know Because I really like Chris

And I love your shit so I was Like everyone else I was like you know Starstruck, but then when I met Chris... You realize he wasn't so special? Yeah. Are you saying? Yeah. I recall the first time I met Corey was

Chris and I made a video. We basically lied to all of his subscribers a couple years ago. Instead he went to NASA. Yeah. And he became an astronaut and he died. And we, in one of those gyroscope things. Yeah.

And we made a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made a tribute video playing... Uh... You raise me! Oh, yeah, you raise me! It was like horrible MS paint pictures of astronauts. You had Chris you had like shots of Chris's like fucking head like six times bigger than the body Like smiling dude there was one shot right Photoshop Chris had to a black a astronaut it looks it looks so fucking real

It was the best picture. It was the best picture. I took your head and put it in the black guy's body. It looks it was the best picture It looked real anyway anyways so all of Chris's subscribers and I posted the video on the video I was like I'm glad he's fucking dead. And all his subscribers were like, you motherfucker, how dare you? And I remember his exact comment. He posted on my channel, and he said,

why all these faggots saying you hate only? That's exactly what he said. And I was like, who is this guy? And I went to his page and I saw Sautil and I was like, oh my God, this guy's pretty cool. And then you PM me. Saying that now just kind of seems like an insult. And then you PM me and you said,

hey, I'm working on some big controversial cartoon. And I was like, whoa, dude. And it turned out to be a cartoon. year least later. Which is how I truly meant. Yeah, that, that's how everything came to be. It was through that cartoon. Yeah. It's actually how I met, like, literally everybody.

That's how I met Stamper and how I, because I met Stamper, I originally found Stamper through his fucking, like, like, his like years of war cartoon. Yeah, let me just say, like, yeah, Stamper's a way at Pack. So, yeah, why don't we go? Yeah, we'll start with you. Just say, uh, if anybody has any Stamper stories. Oh, Corey. Yes, Corey. Wait, Stamper stories?

Yeah. Well, like, how you, how you met Stamper? Oh, I guess how I meant Stamper was, um, I released Choate and I had already liked this stuff and I asked if he could voice in a a really inappropriate cartoon I was working on which wasn't Choate. It was another show called Cool Show Just to clear if I Chode a Street Fighter Chode everything you did It's really good to chode and I'm sorry I'm so used to like shortening it to Chode and like Everybody just knowing what it is because I'm sorry I just wanted to clarify so yeah it's a

It's a shit you knew around some years ago but I told Stamper if you could do voices and I was really fucking scared because I've never asked like someone to do voices for me and he was like yeah okay and he did voices that were like mind-bogglingly better than what I originally had and then he like went ahead and did like the scripts that I like typed out some really perverted shit and gave it to him and he like made it come to fruition even better than I thought that's amazingly fucked up stuff that I still have yet to actually release because it's an appropriate but stuff that if you honestly released you the FBI would be knocking your core it's true that's my blog to be asking you for

autographs those really funny But that's... You're a sick fuck, but you're pretty sweet. I guess... I guess generally that's how I met Stamper was through making Chode. And I guess how I truly met Zach was from him making...

I know the story from you seeing coming... How did you fight me in the first place? How did you even fight my stuff? Oh, oh God, you're not going to like me if I bring it up. The first thing I saw from you... The first thing I saw from you

was fucking... rehab or fictional characters. And unfortunately, I actually thought it was very good. And I was impressed by it. And I was like, wow, this guy is actually really good. And then I looked and saw you were like talking to Oni and stuff, and then you were going around being like, Oini's faggotting.

And I was like, so obviously trolling. You know, that's funny. That cartoon actually brings up how I kind of, my first interaction with Stamper, when I released that Rehap Official Characters cartoon, basically rehab professional characters is that I animated a Bo Bermen song that he did, like four to five years ago.

And I animated it in a horrible tweed, family guy style. But anyways, I reviewed it was like the best reviewed cartoon I'd ever put out. He got front page, and it was the first time I ever got front page, and I was really stoked. But there was a couple of assholes were really fucking interested in me because it sucked. And Stanford Compton gave five stars out of five, it said like, fuck those guys. They don't know what they're talking about.

I was like, wow, that's so nice. and I held on to that for years I met Stamper and I brought that up and he was like oh that was an accident I was trying to review a different cartoon

and I was like oh yeah that's fine I do that Chris how did you meet Stamper it was also a Pico Day and I walked up to him in the downstairs basement

when everyone was like meeting each other and I was like hey man I'm a huge fan of your stuff and he was like really I'm not a fan of you And he walked in. Sweet, yeah. But then, I thought he hated me for like long time.

I was like, okay. But then one day, on Skype, he was talking to me. He was like, yeah, you can move into our house if you want. I was like, God, that's funny. And he was like, no, I'm serious. I was like, what? I didn't even know him. But yeah, that's that.

What a nice guy, right? How did you meet Zach? I actually don't know this story? Oh, fuck. Chris and at the airport, we locked the eyes. We ran to each other and kissed. I mean, that's what we did when the first time we met. When we were talking to each other for like,

a year and then we were like let's meet up at on a con and then Zach got off the plane and he he fucking saw me and Sean for the first time was Sean Kylie uh Zach saw me and Sean and Zach we we walked up to Zach we ran up to him and we went to hug him and Zach like shit his pants and was afraid of us because we thought we were gonna hit him I think you're gonna hit me the way you guys were really awkward though you guys came with like fucking gremlins you were fucking awkward you were like gremlin I was not a grrelet I was very cool you were fucking galloming all around you just kind of ran into each other and slammed into You were like, whoa!

I don't, you know, most people in Ireland are, like, three foot tall, and Sean Conley and Chris O'Neill are, like, abnormally tall freaks. Yeah, yeah, they're huge, disgusting hate trolls. Yeah, that's exactly what Chris said my first song. And I ran the fuck away. And then what? Well, they know, actually, how we actually met the first time was. Zach's hair was fucking bright, yellow red.

This is a true story. This is a true story. Yeah, so for my high school graduation, I decided to dye my hair like a shade darker. You know, so it looked good. It happened before. This was years... Yeah, this happened twice. Alright, okay.

It basically, yeah, it worked for about two weeks. Two minutes. That's my sound for how it went. It was probably, you know, much slower process. It probably was not... But anyways, you have bright orange. My hair is naturally dark brown. Turned it fucking bright orange.

My asshole's always bright orange, though. That doesn't count. Oh, what do you call that? What do you call that shake that comes out of your ass sack? You got a good word for it. Swamp ass. Ass mustard. Ass mustard.

Yeah, it's like, it's like when you kind of, when you get it's like you get a white and there's that yellow. It's like, it's like we can make a sandwich and you shake the bottle of mustard and you get that liquidy. That's swamp ass. Yeah, but it's yellow. Do you get yellow swamp ass cori? Swampass has like, like, it has repercussions. Jeff, is yours yellow or green?

No, no, swamp ass actually. You eat like vegetables. You're a green guy. Listen, Swampass has repercussions because it also burns. Jeff, did you drink font to orange, you look at the swampy book. Yellow. Why do you said to babbled yellow? Yellow comes out in your ass. You know what, can I just bring up the shit Zach eats at his desk all day?

Let's, let's, yeah, what a, what is hoax? A jar, a jar of what? Wait, hold on, let's back it up. What's back it up? I want to get a consensus on this. I like olives. Oh, I like, no, not just olives, not just olives. Blue cheese olives.

Let me tell you something. And by the way, and by the way, shit about, you eat some of the tuna. Shut your, when I went out, it's great. What did you do something? When I went to see these olives? What are you fucking dog shit? What are you doing that? When I went to see these olives, like these olives, these olives he's talking about it.

He's like, these olives are like. 899 olives. You can't eat the whole job. Alves. When they, you pick out of them, like, ass cabs. You don't eat them all in what go over. I was thinking these were some under the table, like, like, what do you call those things? Like, black market olives.

I wasn't thinking this is prestigious top dollar olives. It's called down. The ass mustard got us all well done. The ass mustard said, It's all up. You know olives? I know olives, yeah. I was always disappointed because they look like grapes, but they taste like shit.

I have the opposite, whatever I see if I think, ooh, the olive and I bite it. I do like olives. I do like olives. You know, something else I really like that people were like fucking, it's like disgusting or revolting. I actually really like canned spinach. Like war-y, shitty, canned spinach. You are strong on your finish? No, it's because I grew up, my dad, like, he would only buy the shittiest of shit spinach.

And so I grew up only eating... Do you know why they made canned spinach? Why? Why? With the apocalypse. That's the only reason they made it. It was good. No, I was good.

Like, actually, I can't. That's why I like canned spinach. And I like, I like, I like peas too. Did you hear about this guy, like, I think it was, I think it was Mexico. Sorry, it was like, uh. Mexico? This guy in Kentucky. His name is Mexico.

This guy in Kentucky, he ate a can of spinach and his biceps got bigger. Yeah. That's true. They grew by 10 inches. That's another reason why he ate spinach. He was a sailor, too. That's another reason why I watched spinach. She used to watch a show every night at 5 a.m.

Popeye the Sailor, man. It was a good show. And I used to eat the spinach, and I would be like, I would eat it out of the jar with my hands and do this. But did you know they made... Pop-I was based on a real guy, and his muscles really good. I actually ate spinach. I'm telling you, that fucking cartoon actually made me want to eat spinach.

They took to the hospital. Every kid wanted to eat spinach. It was good stuff. Can spinach is good. He was strong to the finish. If it's like a fucking 20-cent can spinach that looks rams. It's in yellow. It's probably delicious. Do you remember that Robin Williams movie where he has like tumors on his arms and he's supposed to be Popeye?

Yes. That was a bad movie. It was called Popeye. I remember that in Olive Oil and Rudis. What the fuck are we talking about? What's a disgusting food you like? What's a disgusting food? I don't eat any food that anyone else would say is disgusting.

Yeah, you are. I like sugar's got to be. I like steam cabbage. I'm sure we disagree on something. I like. What time you were going to start, did you ask the other stuff? Did you ask the waitress if he could put peanut butter on top of a hamburger? That's because fucking Joseph brought me to a restaurant where you do that.

Yeah, but she laughed at you. We all laughed at you too. We pointed a laugh at you. She fucking broke a bottle and pointed at me. You like peanut butter faggotten, boy. Yeah. Yeah, this is something Chris and I can share. We went to the Olive Garden.

You know, they're known for having, you know, okay, okay like Italian food. You what did you order to pizza? Holy shit is pizza. Oh my God, a pizza. That was the most, dude, I honestly, it's food. I swear, I think so I puked on a bread and called a pizza. I was adamant to say that it was bad tasting, but I could actually smell the Kurox inside the fucking... I was like, Corey, does this taste wrong to you?

And he fucking bit into it. He almost puked. It was... I mean, like, I can eat fucking, like, like, poo. Shit from a can, but I could not eat that piece. If you... The best way to describe it was, I'm not joking, cardboard with dried glue. With dried glue.

That's what the cheese was like, was like glue. In hospital tiles. I hope that all of... You got to burn to the ground. See, I mocked you. I made funny for that. And then I ordered a $22 steak from Olive Garden. Oh my God.

Yeah. You ordered the Olive Garden. Yeah. The only thing you can order from Olive Garden. Okay. Cabot cat, sponsored by the Olive Garden. I usually get their, I usually get their chicken Alfredo. I've never had a problem with the chicken Alphredo.

Look, look. You go to the Olive Garden. You go to the Alvarez. I'll tell you what. You don't go to eat pizza or steak or fucking. Pizza's Italian. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Yes, Zach. Uh, go to Olive Gern and get the salad. Like, they give you, they give you a lot to eat for what you get. You know what I mean? Hmm? Like, they always give you a lot to eat. Olive Gurd is good for the salad they get. You know what I mean? Like, you go there and you get a salad. They give you a shit little salad. I like their bread. The bread's good. If you get like pasta, you're fine.

But don't, don't go to Alvgurter and get steak or pizza. Fucking, it's Italian. Okay, do not go to Olive Garden. Don't order this. Don't go to Algardn, period. Problem solve. You know what? Let's jump Al-Guard. Let's segue to something that happened just yesterday.

Cox. Yeah, we went to the, we went to this place. Used to be a bank, and now it's in a Italian restaurant. Really? They have a vault in there, yeah. Uh-huh. Yes. Yes.

But anyway, that's a real... It's kind of a real... We went in, and we sat down, there were a bunch of old ladies behind us. I guess they were having a... Poker night in the restaurant. At Fantasy football, too. Don't forget all the middle-aged guys

They're backpatch A bunch of weird Yeah, I should talk about that too All these like sad middle-aged guys Who are so excited to play fucking fantasy football You had to explain to me what it was Yeah, explain the court How sadness is

Oh man, I hate it is show Is this like that shit with fucking like My dad plays that It's a knocked up Where like What the fuck? Paul Rudd, he went to a fantasy football Oh

I'm not That isn't even to go into a Paul Rudd's discussion I'm telling you A bunch of middle-aged guys. Is that what it is? I'll tell, I don't know, because I don't watch shitty movies like that. No, like, you guys watch it and they're like, oh, two, three, I have one of cheers.

Yeah, basically they have a draft. A bunch of middle-aged guys sit around, a bunch of fucking losers. In my opinion. Bunch of fucking derbies. If you're into this at home, yeah, you're, yeah. A bunch of middle-aged guys sit around and they have a draft. Like, you know, like football players have a real draft, but they get picked for various teams. These guys sit around and draft.

players off real teams onto their fantasy team. Oh, really? They're quoting right now, fantasy team. So you can have, like, someone from, this is probably not a football team, the Lakers? No, no, everybody is to be from a football team. You could have a guy from the sections team. You could have a basketball players, Corrigo.

Dang it! Although that would be a good idea, but... Is there fantasy basketball? Wait, so is this like, is this like D&D for like the sports generation? Yes, but they're sad. They would have escaped their wives and 10 minutes. They look down. They look down on Dungeons and drag.

They look down on nerds, but they think this is cool. Wait, so hold on. Yeah. Lakers is a basketball game? A team. A team. A team. Yeah.

Listen, anyone out there, if you want to know me, I'm actually a fucking idiot. I'm not really about sports. No, I thought you were, I thought you said that intentionally. Like, okay. I'm legitimately fucking stupid, and I, it's funny. That's the only thing that's funny. Okay, I don't mean to like cut into your story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

With my dad, my dad is a huge sports fan. Yeah. And I remember this one time He's like, Corey, you got stout shoulders You could be a quarterback and I'm like Football stinks and he got so fucking mad at me He could have been a football player And he like slaved his hand down

And he was like, what sports do you want to do? And I'm like, I want to do dodgeball And you fucking got so mad at me You should have been mad But dodge ball is really fun There's a simple concept Dodgeball team It's fun

Are you gonna go to like the local Coler you're not gonna hang out with Ben Stewart Yeah Battle Bed Stiller You want to hear another story about dodgeball? Do you want to hear a new story about that? Well, let's go back to Jeff's going to go too far from this. Dude, this tangent, these tangents evolve. That's the point of a podcast.

Oh, they fucking go out for me, boy. So just remember your story about fantasy football. Oh my God. If it wasn't even the story, I was trying to, I'm like five stories back. That was preface. Me and my friends used to, this is the reason why I wanted to get into dodgeball. There was also this time I was going to do soccer, but playing against a, um, a Mexican team is not fun and they try to like, break your fucking heels. I'm not joking. What are they trying to...

Why are they not going? They're violent when they play soccer. Okay, no offense. Where are you playing a Mexican team in Mexico? No, no. They're just like, you know, friends. They're like Mexican friends. Oh, they're not Mexican then, dude.

There's Spanish people who... Oh, they're Hispanic. Okay, well, all right. Cut that out. So they all... All right, all right. They all decided to join up as a team. All right, all Mexico, all 12 people in Mexico

decided to make a lot, hold on, hold on, on. This is going to sound incredibly racist. All right. But this Hispanic group, of people were friends and then they wanted to play for a cow or like a pig like a pig like play for a pig whoever wins gets the pig the family pig I'm not even fucking joking I swear like like a each they're kind of like a barter system they got going yeah yeah it's true and I was like I thought this was gonna be a

wholesome game of soccer I was awesome just innocent here's the thing though what's the interest the pig it was no longer here we were playing soccer before at like a soccer field. So we were just playing, we were like having fun. I was learning how to play soccer, so I was like baby's first steps trying to kick balls and stuff.

Then these guys come out and we're like, okay, we're gonna play now and I go up there. Was it like Kung Fu soccer? Have you seen that? And they fucking like kick my ankle

and almost break my legs. And I'm like, I'm like, if I touch the ball, they like tackle underneath me. They were literally like kicking me. No, they were just bad.

They were an actual like, they were fighting for the pig. That's why they were fucking beating my ass to the corn. What else? What else? If I was fighting for a pig, I would go crazy too. Yeah, but I didn't even know how to keep a ball in my general direction. And these assholes were fucking tackling me and kicking me while I was down.

Corey, have you ever had a pig before? No, I have. And pig's delicious. No, a pig, a full pig. Moral of the story, what actually ended up happening was we lost because guess what? I'm not good at soccer. And I fucking failed the team because I kicked the ball out of bounds like seven times. And so they got default points.

Is your dad proud? No, he wasn't wrong. But so that, but anyways, the tangent before that was I went to a dodgeball thing And this dodge ball thing we used to do was like a community dodgeball thing they did it every single Sunday It was like a special thing where you could go play dodgeball with random people There was this guy who would before There was this guy who before every game I'm not even fucking joking He would power up like a super sand

And how is this the guy who showed you his dick as a power ranger No! What's a different guy? It's a different story. This is a guy who he would power up. He was like this nerdy guy. These girls would be around him. They'd be like, hey, like Lance, let's go do something.

He's like, hold on, babe. I've been watching Dragon Ballsie all day. I gotta get ready to power up. And he would get up off his stool and he would actually like go, ah, do like the whole like thing. And right when they start, just the all these balls with fucking pummel this dude, there'd be like six balls hitting him at once. Because he's like, you have to catch him already,

get someone out? You're a dirty liar, Corey. I swear to fucking guy. Corey, did he get the aura? I was like, no, he was like, what level did he was like this? He was like, what level did he what level up to it? Yeah, how to have it? Was he a level one or level two? Did you guys? I asked him when I got out of bounds. I was like, by the way, dude, what power are you? He was like 13 discovered it recently. Not even joking. Boy, that's shit. That's worthless. He was barely struggling to the farmer. He was up on mountain discovering new power level. He was super-san 30.

And he fucking destroyed. Okay. No one. He fucking dropped every single ball. That's because he's a shitty power level He was like this like seven-foot giant who couldn't catch balls. It was kind of funny If it's seven feet ways he played dodge ball because it's easy to hit him. He's a community thing It's even I was seven feet tall. I would just go full of the story we used to street We used to sneak out around 3 a.m. to go play dodge ball parents finally What the fuck you never concluded that part? What do you mean? Had that part you just added that now Parents finally

Same ball of the stories were wrapped it up, we just added new information, Corey. You didn't need some of the story. Parents finally caught is that I got around. Anyway, so once the store, more the story was, all this new information nobody had. All right, go ahead and tell you what. We still haven't finished Jeff. Yeah, like seven tangents ago. Okay.

Waiting before. Yeah, before soccer. Shut up. Before the fantasy football. Story over. Okay. Go, Jeff. He caught.

Just, you know, it's not even that good. It's not even that good. It's not even that good. Listen. All right. All right. Bill. We went into a bank.

a bank pizza pizza place formerly a bank now a pizza place and we sat down and he's went behind us playing poker and the one woman

I think we were talking we talked about something was it like anime came up well basically basically the lady behind you we were it was a table of Jeff and I

and another guy Nile and these ladies across from us these old fucking bitches if you ask me we're horrid at us he said Hey boys you're gonna play some poker tonight And Jeff obviously got really important And Jeff what did you say

I was like yes And it's yes I started squeezing their cottage Yes Yeah There's more to this story He milk the dust in her tittyes But the real story is

What did she ask us I don't because basically There was people there was old guys coming into the store Or this pizza place With backpacks like fucking losers going back in this dirty old room in some dirty factory to play fantasy football but a stale room with stale doritos

and yeah so this lady was kind of directing everybody in so she would a guy would walk in and she would say oh right back there boys have fun we equated it well we equated that to like I don't know some kind of show or something she said are you playing poker and I said well no we only play Pokemon cards that's what we're cool that's all we do is play Pokemon

Right, yeah, you're like, you're like smirking at her and like rolling your eyes. That's what we do. No, I was, I was being sarcastic. I was being, right, right. I was not being cut to. Listen, I wasn't there, so why can I please listen? Do you like anime? Yeah.

And you're like, yeah. And then I'm laughing and I'm just like, oh my God, I just want this to be over. And then Nile back here, he's like very, in the most straight face ever. He's like, oh no, the woman, oh yeah, the woman was like, my daughter. My daughter loves anime. She's 32. and loves anime. And then Nile sits up and he's like,

does your daughter like hentai? And she's like, wh-ah? Yeah, it's like, it's like anime. It's hen-hent. Does she like hentai? Now, Jeff isn't facing the lady, so he's fucking bobbing his head up and down laughing.

I'm trying to like, see Jeff. I don't have to, I have to face this lady, and Jeff, you know, Jeff's like pissing his pants. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm trying to keep it together. I'm scared by Boston. I don't know what their faces they were making.

I don't know if they were, up on anything, but... Yeah, the Jeff got up and pushed the old lady over, broke her back, and killed her. Moral of the story is, her daughter watched hentai. Yeah, I told you it wasn't a very good story. I would convince that I guarantee that

old lady's going to go back to her daughter and say, oh, do you like hentai? I watch hentai! Do you love hentai? And her daughter's going to scream, and she's going to say, oh, the nice matthamette the spaghetti restaurant, love hentai. That would be the best.

Or she could be chud be cool and be like, oh, I love hentai. and it terrified her daughter. You know, swoop in. Maybe you'd bring them closer together. Watch hint out. Yeah, who knows. What's the nastiest pussy you've ever seen? Look up really fat pussy on Google.

Fat pussy? Really? You'll find an inflated... Like three words, really fat pussy? Really fat pussy on Google Images. Well, I just fat pussy or very bad pussy. Speaking of Nile, oh, sorry, can I just say one thing? Speaking of Nile, he said,

do you ever hear of the porn star, Faye Reagan? Fay Reagan? She's like she's really famous. She's like the perky-titted redhead skinny girl. I don't follow. She voiced, I think she voiced the fucking girl in saying I included. Really? Yeah, I could have sworn. I could not I swear to God. I think she voiced Nina in Anyways, I was like dude, Fay Reagan has a nasty ass pussy and I was like, oh no, because I thought she was really hot and then if you look up Fay Reagan, uh, warts in pussy, you can see a video. Warts in Pussy. Yeah.

I guess, I think it's Faye Gets in Pussy. I think it's Faye. though because the camera cuts just as it goes to the pussy what is personally like they cut it because there was fucking water to the pussy words no it looks really it looks like who wants to watch what pussy words get fucked it looks like uh old pussy warts it looks like it looks like the giant's causeway it's horrible wards in the pussy that's my story you know what I want to talk about what hawks hawks oh shit yep what you might know is Jeff is a hawk lover he runs outside where he sees a hawk and points up to the sky he does his If we're gonna talk about Hawks, we're gonna do the Hawk intro.

Oh, yeah. This is Hawk Hour. We're doing anything. They'll go, ah. Hawk Hour. It's not exactly a Hawk Hour. It would be a hock hour. Nigel.

It would be a hog segment. Oh, you don't want to talk about it for an hour. No, it's a joke. This isn't the real, this is a real segment. Yeah, it's a real segment. All right, moral of the story. It's hoax segment. Fine.

Fine, Corey, you win. Okay, fuck the hook. We're not, we're not, we're not, we're throwing out the hawk segment. No, I actually have a story about hawks, okay? I saw this recent video I don't care on the internet Go ahead. What you saw a hawk? I saw this video on the internet of someone showing a hawk and how like agile

and if you think your parakeet who can sing songs is agile birds are stupid until you fucking see this hawk what the fuck are you talking about I don't want a parakeet anyways a parakeet to sing songs is less powerful than a fucking huge hawk what? Yeah, of course. Hold on, hold the telephone, hold the telephone, okay. Okay, so I saw this video of this guy showing like this hot. He was making the hawk go through a bunch of holes and the hawk was like like that, like that fast.

How old was that, that's holes? He made holes for the hawks to go through. Oops. A hole, a hole, like a small hole. What did he make the hole from? What did he? Styrofoam. Oh, okay.

Makes sense. It was, okay, first of all, he was just teaching his hawk how to like maneuver through things. Thank you. And the hawk was like maneuvering through like. these tiny little fucking tunnels but the thing was yeah it was still flying and shooting through the goddamn tunnels but it was really cool that's my story out of hawks so you saw a video of a hawk flooding through holes what else what happened next it looked really cool okay you know what's funny what you see people on YouTube teaching their

parents who to say like shit and fuck and stuff yeah dirty asshole dirty asshole fucker the guys laugh at you want to hear a story about a supposed to fucking recite what you say that my dad got Oh god. Didn't do neither. It just squawked all fucking day. So my dad got this fucking bird from like some exotic place. It was like one of those, they're like the redbirds.

You know, they have like a little bit of the African. No, it's like, yeah, it's like a parrot. The moogoo-moji-moji bird. The moji-moji-moji-moji. The moji-moji-moji-mojo bird. The muju-mojo bird, look it up. It exists. The muju-mojo bird, it fucking, my dad got it and he's like, man, I'm gonna, I love birds because my dad's a liar.

And he got the bird and he got a fucking giant white cage and literally the only thing it did Was squawk like a fucking asshole did he did he try to talk to it or did he just expected to start talking to it would have a whole vocabulary He tried talking to it. He's like pretty birdie through like a bird food on its face Maybe the purpose of talking because I was fucking pelting this bird after one day with bird It wouldn't recite fucking Shakespeare to him Hold on okay I used to have a birdman as a kid I like birds but this motherfucker was not a bird it was an asshole okay you would sit in the cage

while I would do you birds are six I know this one was but I've had nice birds before that would come down and swoop down and steal my spaghetti and I laughed when I was a kid I was fine with that but this fucking bird your house can you back to a laugh at a spaghetti story you now used to have birds who would swoop down and steal your spaghetti and then you would laugh can you elaborate it dumbed it did that a little Nick five.

It sounds like awesome or terrible. Oh, you okay. That sounds like a horribly repressed memory that out of nothing. There was all these birds. They like, is served my room. Was the spaghetti's noodly or raw? I would eat spaghetti and they would like fucking swooped out and patch. You had 100 birds in your house still in your spaghetti?

Just what, what they just flew around your house all day? That's not important. What is important is the story about the bird of the cage? This sounds like something about the fucking skits of bird. Are you remembering, like a bad Ben Stiller movie? Or is this, are you sure you're not mixing up your stuff? sure you're not mixing up your childhood with like a bad movie. No, this actually...

This sounds terrified, Corey. My dad was a bird enthusiast, so we got a lot of birds at the house, and then... Okay, they were exciting because they come down, and, like, walk on your soldier, and shit. It's lying on your arms while they land on your... These were the good birds. These were the good birds. They were fucking squawking, like this motherfucker. We would just sit there.

I'd look at it. I would look at it. I'd be like, shut up. And it would be like, ah! Maybe you were squawking because you were telling you to show up the story. You were fucking staring the eyes and telling you to shut up a breath of it. So what I would do? You're supposed to put a fucking...

You're supposed to put a blanket over the bird, right? That over the bird of the cage, what the hell are you doing, man? The cage, whatever, the cage. You fucking... You put... I put a pillowcase over the fucking bird and fucking suck it in you. Shut up. I put it... I put it...

...a pillowcase over the fucking bird. ...and fucking stuck it into a pillow and hit over the wall. No, I put a fucking pillowcase over the cage. Yeah. And I went to sleep... I would like just fucking use it and it... I went to bed and I just heard it go, for fucking like 20 minutes. You know how they're supposed to fall asleep because they I don't know I've never had a bird

You're supposed to put something over to cover its eyes yeah, thinks it's nighttime well this motherfucker It was a bat because it never went to bed and it would squawk and squawk and squawk eventually I hated your house Eventually I would eventually I couldn't take care of the bird because every time I would my dad would be like take care of the bird I go in there trying feed it would fucking peck my hand my god and so I was a terrified of it so yeah It was like this fucking like like feet flea ridden fucking bird You're making hand gestures like it was a creepy praying man. You don't let you do that, Corey. It's not a T-R-X.

So basically, I was terrified of it, and I was young, so... But the bird scared me, and I didn't know what to do, and it squawk all time, and eventually my dad sent it back to the exotic place. He'd mean he killed it. No, he sent it back to the exotic place. Oh, no, he freed it outside. He just let it go outside. Yeah, so what dad got hit, like, hit by an airplane.

Got eaten by an eagle or some shit. I was having a bit fucking weird, people. Like, of all the pets you can have, you have a bird, but then you're put it in this little cage. No, it was a huge fucking cage. Oh, you mean a general? Yeah, just in general. It was like, it was literally like a, oh one of those. It was like seven feet tall. It was a big fucking cage and had lots of room to move in. The only thing was it just squawked and never actually talked. I can see why you like bad comedies like like, like, like, like, because you're like your childhood is what's like, what's board star is. Bucky Larsson. Yeah. Born to be a point star. Your favorite. Zero and zero and a hundred on tomatoes Not as good as pre-matured the best movie He fucking reviewed it like it was like a fucking

I love I love that film so we had a house full like 20 birds okay Alright big deal Coyne this was over you already ended it just change it because the bird went away Corey died it's a No no they actually all died except for one and that one actually like well they all died anyway It lived like a few years extra and it was like it was it was it still came down and took my spaghetti while I ate, but it was an entertaining I still have no idea what the fuck that even means. I just want to share it. I want to have one question

about animals and pets. Yeah. Back in, you know, up until this point, everybody has a pet because it's kind of like a source of entertainment. Yeah. Do you think pets, I've always kind of thought pets are kind of slowly getting less and less popular. I've always thought they were kind of a bad idea. People are always going to find

better and newer things. What do you mean? I think entertainment. Basically, you get a dog or cat to kind of like entertain yourself. Overall, it just becomes like a companion that you pet once in a while. But yeah. People like anthropomorphize these things, like they imagine they have like all these feelings and you're upset, but they don't really think anything. Everyone's buying pugs by the masses there because it's like the animal of now.

It's like really won't care about it in like two years. It's like with a shiba. Everyone bought a shiba because of the fucking silly meaning that wasn't funny. Pugs are-ohs are-courtly. A lot of people just abandoned them. Pugs' faces make me sick, dude. Looks like they were smashed with a car. Pugs are adorable.

They're not. They look gross. They're technically a mutation. They're not. They're inbred to do that. You want to talk about a fucking animal that's probably one of the worst pets you could have? Yeah. A bird what? A pig.

I heard they're good pets. Apparently not. How would you know? My friend had a pig and she took care of it. She really liked the pig and stuff. So she didn't treat it like shit. She was an angel to it. But here's the thing.

When a pig becomes spoiled, its concept of crying is screaming bloody murder. So whenever it was like, it's hungry, it would be like, whee, it would just literally like, it horrifies me. No, it would sound like you were ripping off its fucking leg and you weren't. It was just like, it's hungry and then you give it to it, it's like, because

you give it food. And then when it's, it would do that constantly. It was just, I'd be sitting there and then it would just go and I'd be like, holy fucking shit, feed it or something. I don't get tired of that. And she's like, oh, it's adorable. And I'm like, it's not. It's really not. With cats or puppies, they're

like a certain size, but pigs are fucking massive and they're all kind of blood looking disgusting. The thing is like a pig is like a pig is cute you know a piglet is adorable but then when you get the piglet being spoiled. Let me tell you something. A pig squeal will fucking ruin your ears. Zach? Yes. If you could have any animals a pet, like ignore how dangerous or exotic

they are. If you just have an animal that would automatically be nice to you, what would it be? Probably something really dangerous. A bear? They could assist me, yeah, like a bear, like a wolf or something. A mouse? Yeah, yeah, a dangerous mouse that could fucking bite My neighbor's feet Bly 2ndes Bice?

Yeah But, wait, so a bear? Yeah, like a bear or a wolf or something that could like,

oh, that guy's up my yard. Instead the bear out to go attack him. Comodo Dragon, be cool. They eat bones.

They don't leave a trace. They're kind of terrifying. Yeah, they're cool. How big are those fucking? They're like nine feet long dudes.

No, they don't walk in their eyes. That'd be horrible. That'd be like, that's like tiny lizards, dude, that's like a heat.

That's not. You're thinking of the Jesus lizard. It runs across water That's Jesus, dude I think I'm thinking of a Jurassic Park enemy I would pick a unicorn

so I could sell it for a billion dollars You could sell the horn for a billion dollars You can keep the horse You can just fuck it I need to show the dead body To prove it the horn It came from it

Jeff, what animal would you fuck If it was begging for it If it was really asking for If you were trapped on the earth If you stumble to the woods You saw the animal Really put its ass on What did you get fucked

What would you What would that be? Let me ask. Like a snake? What if you went to a place with a snake was sticky its ass? I put a lot of thought into this, Zach. But I just can't decide. And they were saying, you must fuck an animal.

That's not fair. You must fuck a horny animal, but it wants to fuck you. It's not, you're not in the desert. Yeah, dude. Yes. What if he's like, you have to fuck any animal, but then they just blow it a cowlough of water. But you choose the animal. Real question.

No one's art comes back from time. Corey. Animals will start walking off. He's like, choose an animal. Corey, we're silly to fuck the animal first. We have to fuck the animal, Corey. This is serious. We have to...

Alright, well, so is my fucking No-Arck time-tabling's feel. Do fat women count? What? Fat women? Yeah. They're animals. What? Yeah, they're animals. You keep them pigs dyes, you throw apples at them, or throw tomatoes at them.

I don't know. What do I say? I know. What's a pretty animal? A cat, I would fuck a cat, but I really wouldn't. If you want to be a fuck it, like, sometimes our cat puts cess of them. assessively, I'm like, oh, you want it? It's gonna rupture it's inside.

You're gonna make it. No, not my dick. If you've seen this, uh, it can't be fine. Jack has a burp in it. Let me tell you something. It's twisted like a, let me be fucking frink. So Corey, recently, you, uh, you shaved your head. Oh, yeah.

Okay, I can tell you about the experience. If somebody's ever had a long thing of hair and you go to like a professional to shave your hair. Yeah. I shaved my hair because Chris and everyone, no, you didn't ever fucking son. He did. I did. I did. I did it. I did it.

Basically, in order to be a part of sleeping cabin, you have to shave your head, okay? I'm sorry, that's the requirements. This is, this is starting to bother me because you guys are all with sleepy cabin. All of us and you all shaved heads. Yeah. I'm like, and you guys are like telling. You're asking me. Chris, myself, and court of all shaved heads.

And you fucking fuckers are trying to peer pressure me and are doing it. I'm like, I'm like, these are the rules. I'm not going to give off the impression. This place is filled with fucking skinheads. I'm not doing that. I'm going to keep my hair. Why are you blue-eyed? I did it for the team so we could all maintain that impression

and like a bunch of fucking Nazis. So here's the thing. Everyone shaved their head and I had like a fucking lion's mane and I'm like, I cannot stand having this rug on my fucking head anymore. So I went in and shaved it. Let me tell you something. I never shaved my head before for as long as I've been. When I was a kid, I used to get like buzz cuts, but I was young.

I didn't give a shit. I went to a professional to do it. I never did it myself. After shaving for like five minutes and looking like a pedophile, Eventually you will start to actually did you did you kind of fuck with it like shave the top of your hips I did dude I made different faces just like if you're dirty person I made different faces like you take a peeking I like I tucked my balls into my legs I was completely naked because I had to make sure the feeling was right and I shaved my head and eventually when it was all shaved off I still had like bits and pieces and looked like an asshole but I did it and let me tell you something the first time you do it is just like when you have a lump some of hair fall down, it is fucking terrifying, but the feeling of shaving your head is amazing when you do it by yourself.

It's very free. Because now, because then you have the option now. Now it's like, well, I take my head I could do it again later or I cannot do it, but I know what it's like, though it's like I did it because I had a ball spot coming in. I want to see. Yeah, there's two reasons people shave their head. It's because either they're fucking balding. It's because they just want to shape their head. They want to, you know. At the time, I really didn't have a lot of money and I didn't feel like spending like $30. So we all tell a father story. Yes. My dad has an ace of insurance. a pet detective haircut. He used to He used to really show it off. Like he was like that cool guy. He was like a pompador. Is that what it's called? I don't even know. But my dad was a, he was a nerd in that regard.

He would like drive his car around and he would like pull up. Was your delivery man? He's high in his profession. But basically, you see it. Yeah, does he do. Basically, my dad would fucking act like Ace Mature any chance he got. He would wear a Hawaiian shirt. When he parked his car, he'd be like, like,

and he would quote Ace Mature. Like, I gave her a fucking Bible. At the time I was like 18 to 20 and I was like oh cool like I didn't care When I was young he used to clap and laugh when you grow up eventually you start like you know and my dad used to This is gonna go into another tangent. Look good for God's like dad stories That's story one story what dad story? All right this is my real dad story fuck me this is my real one I actually you lost your turn to Corey or you forfeit you lost your privilege I forfeit my dad's story My dad story is

Fuck, it was my turn. What's my dad? Chris, go, Chris. My dad's store is cool. My dad owns stores. It works for town in Ireland. Okay. Candy stores.

Yeah, he sells sweets and toiletries. Okay. And shitty mirrors. But anyways, once in a... Yeah, one time, I was up in his office, and that's right next to where he kept all the, like, sweets and storage. Yeah. And there was chewets, and I was like, Dad, can have some chewets?

What are some chewets? What were chewets, by the way? Oh, chewets are, like, uh, gummy sweets, and they're like, ah, hmm. What, what could you relate those to? So alien. They're just so chewy. Chewits. Chewy is chooey as fuck, right? Anyways, wait, like, now and later? Is it just one brand of candy? Yeah, yeah. Is it like, like, snowy? Like, the little stores held is this one. Or is it like Laffy Taffy? It's like, yeah. Okay, lappy tats, tapy. Right.

Anyways, I was like, can have some chewets, but that was like, okay. And then I grabbed like 50 packets of them. And they come in little squares and little rappers. And I took them all out of the rappers and I rolled him into this huge big fucking ball. Yeah. And because I was up in the storage, it was really dusty. And I was like, look that. I took a big bite out of it. My dad screamed and slammed it down on his desk and threw it in the bin. He was really mad. That's disgusting. I would have been upset.

It was funny, though. You ate all his chutes? I did. I rolled them all up into a big dusty ball. For some reason, I was thinking you're going to say, like, he had a little pinhole on his wall. He spied on the wall. I went up to his office, and I saw a little hole in the wall. He was pissed off.

You were like, Dad, he saw... I thought I was doing God's work rolling up a huge ball of twoets. That's what Jesus did. He rolled up Quits and showed everybody. and they fucking screwed the other way. That's basically how the Bible went. Jeff,

tell me his dad story. Death has his fatherly story. Oh, my dad has all these stories about how I was kind of afraid to know him as a kid. He'd tell me about how he would always be outrunning cops in his corvette. Holy shit. Yeah, and I don't know.

He was kind of scary setting. I don't know. I was like, I'm like, why were you such, why were you such like a, like a vigilanteer? Like, why are you such a, such a delinquent? And he's like, I don't know. He's like, yeah, my parents. made me go into the...

He'd tell me about how he went into the Marines and he learned how to fight with how to disarm people who had knives and all that stuff. But I'm trying to think of an actual story. My dad actually did that... What? My dad actually went to the Marines and he was like...

He was like studying to be a chef at one point but he also was like learning how self-defense and stuff and he learned how to not... Learning how to be a chef and fight with knives at the same time. He was also a gourmet chef. You know, kill it.

You know, I think... I think you're, I think you watched, too many video games. No. Steve Zagall. What's that movie of Steven's a Go? You watched Under Siege. You watched Under Siege. What the fuck is Under Siege?

You're saying you're dead. He was a military chef. Oh, fuck. And he fought terrorists. My dad is not a chef. He can't even make a steak. Can you do backflips? Yeah. My dad's story is.

I went to McDonald's when I was a baby boy. Your fucking story is made up and stupid. This is true. This is true. is actually true. I went to McDonald's when I was a baby boy. McDonald's. McDonald's. Well, I was in the ball pit. Yeah. My old man sitting there throwing balls

with me, play with me. And some big bump dude runs in. Says, it's not your ugly boy there? Is that your Ogo son of yours? Ogo? Ogo. He pointed out of me and said, I'll go right there. My dad said, what the fuck did you say, you freaking dumb crap? And the guy goes, what did you say to me? My dad does a backflip.

The guy goes, like, the guy goes, you could do a backflip about walks away my dad gives me a big kiss and we went home my dad so my dad saved me that day we turned out the guy

had a big baseball bat in his car was killing people around the city just beating people and he said if the cop said if he would go approach people if people couldn't do backflips

to impress him let's talk about goblins for a second all right this is a topic that me and fucking Zach have been arguing about and we've been wanting this to be settled

okay my opinion of goblins are they are about the same size as a midget. And Zach is convinced that they are larger midgets. And I would like to hear your explanation on that. Look, all I asked. Chris said that how tall are they? I would assume they're like four foot.

Exactly. I said personal opinion. You said two feet. I did not say two feet. Cory, Corey. Who the fuck is as big as a shoebox? Cory, I don't have a goddamn set. These are, first of all, these are the goddard.

He said, oh. Guys. Clearly this is a goblin size. It does. This is serious. serious topic but be civil okay all right let me talk simple let me talk it wrong I said yes I'm sorry remember on Zach's tangent about a crazy goblin it wasn't crazy here's the situation I get Corey you bullshit I said Corey you walking

down the street to go get a hamburger or whatever whatever the fuck and you see a terrified goblin it illuminated in the street light at nighttime with a big club and it goes oh oh this was my right way wait and Corey said and How tall is the goblin? And I said, how tall do you think it is? And he said one inch tall. No, I didn't. And I said, he didn't receive that. I wasn't like, I wasn't like, okay, I'm not doing the scale of Zach's penis. Okay, I was doing, I was doing, I was one foot. That's one foot. Talk about what that. I like that you guys all said, oh, but listen, a goblin I should be interpreted. I said, here's what I fucking said. I said, what a small midget? A small midget running with a pitchforks at me? Because goblins don't get it.

You can't say, big. Guess what? Dungeons and Dragons is only a fairy tale. You can't say filthy little person. Let's say filthy, disgusting gremlin. Despite their size, don't you think they'd be kind of intimidating at that size? Even if he had a pitchfork. You can't go back to the pitchfork. I think a big billy club is much, I'm fucking a little tiny goblins that could be able to carry a club.

Let's say he was ripped. Like, I would imagine them being gripped. A ripped goblin. Four-foot ripped goblin. A little. muscles on them? Retards strike. Yeah. He's a huge beer guy, but he can run really fast and he has like a pitch of a fashioned like iron pitch for. Okay, why don't keep going? I would leave the vicinity. Does a goblin have a club or a pitch for? You would leave the vicinity. It's a fucking club. I say club. These guys say pitch for it. Or a dagger. All right. First of all, I've said this. A huge chicken First of all, I have said this, numerous times, the point of the thing is to discuss the size of goblins.

This is the debate of the century. Goblins are the size of midgets. I think I would run... How tall is a midget, though? Around four to five feet tall. Oh, no, I understand five feet, you little shit, bike feet. That's not true. You think midgets are like five feet tall?

Wait, what's pretty short of a midget or a dwarf? I know dwarfs are fucking uglier. Oh my God. Oh no. Oh no. When people, when there's midgets are small people, their little arms, we're dealing with goblins. All right, they got big fucking ears. That adds, you stretch the ear up here, four feet.

Strap it, Corey. Four feet. What the fuck had a goblin? If you stretch the elbow, bend them up, four feet big. What the fuck had a goblin? No, ear does not count towards size. Yeah, we're talking to the top of the head. That's like saying a fucking tiny alien when a huge antenna counts the six feet tall.

It does. It does not. Where's your, who says? That does a couch. No, it's up your head. A goblin is four to five feet tall. Five feet's way too tall. I said they were big, five feet's too tall.

Bullshit. No. For a goblin? Have you ever played? A game with a goblin in it. Guess what? Oblivion. Goblin are slightly tall.

Yeah, they're like five feet. But in Harry Potter universe, they're like one feet. What are you thought on aliens? Like a spooky gray aliens? You've seen an alien? I've heard, I know I've never seen an alien, but I've heard from various sources of believing aliens are actually 12 alien.

12 different species. Yes. I know there's the big... I have a question. The B.C. species. I'm actually being serious. Yes. Is a reptilian considered an alien?

Yes. They think they're the sexy guards. I've heard there are reptilians that actually live underground. They're the big age one. Have you ever seen a video of... Have you ever seen a video of our president? Corey!

Our president. This is important. That blanks yes. And it's yes. Yes, he's a reptile. 240p video, terrible quality. And then he transformed. Because that's what...

Aliens do, they blink while they're giving a national address. If I was a reptilian who controlled the media and the Earth, the first thing I would do is reveal myself on national television. Exactly. In a 240P quality video I'm in a lot, of course, but... So the 12 types of aliens. The gray aliens. Yes.

The greens. There are apparently gigantic, like, hairy, I think like bat aliens. Yeah, they're very large. Wow. I know there's big white ones. I don't know what they're right. I don't know what the rest are. What about the spaghetti?

spaghetti aliens. Those are most kind. Spaghetti aliens. You don't want to deal with those. Apparently there's jellyfish that circle the earth in space. Oh, Christ, don't even... It's true. Dude, that's a real alien.

I honestly, I swear to gosh, I saw a UFO when I was younger. I think you didn't. I did. You saw an unidentified by object. No, but you don't understand. You saw an unidentified object. I swear. It was a fucking neon green spaceship.

Do you recall when we were driving inside of her house? And I said, look up. It was like really foggy. Yeah. It looked like... It wasn't that. Jeff you can like if you look at airplanes they can look completely different the way the night is like one night it was really foggy outside Right if you see you see watchman right the huge night owl spaceship like ship yeah

We see it looked like it looked exactly like that because the way the fog was in but I'm not I'm not talking about yeah like the light wool Yeah the life completely tricks on you You didn't see I did I was saying I was saying I'm saying my friend Helmut miss miss house You're saying it's an alien you're saying space alien ship I should I look like a space alien ship why would a space alien be flying right on that thing that I don't know. Here's the thing though, I was walking with Zach and we were looking up at the air and we saw an airplane and it's like that actually looks like it is 20 feet close to We've talked about this 20 feet. It looked very close. I swear to God it looked 20 feet not quite

I could get lower than the roof of your house I was sleeping on his floor in his apartment. I looked up into the sky and it was this fucking weird You could it just flew by really slowly. Okay, okay You were just like a plane No it was not far away I swear to God it to my vision it was fucking huge right and it looks really close the apartment and it was like bright green oh I swear to God what's more likely that that that you misidentified something or that a space lead from a different completely involved no I'm saying I saw you like a UFO I'm saying I saw a UFO

that was like I said it's a UFO that looked just like a spaceship I'm not saying it was a spaceship but when you say spaceship it adds so much stuff to dude I swear it looks like a fucking but how would you know what a spaceship looks like you have to do it didn't look like was from this earth guys how could you say that if you've never seen something from that exactly it was alien you don't know that if you've never seen so that's alien it's an unidentified flying project over now is this is like breaking point i i've said you did not see the space alien probably yeah more than likely not but it looked like when that's what i'm saying i'm saying you did

see here's something this is actually long this is actually like physical evidence that sometimes different chemicals from outside outer space come in and it actually creates different i'm just trying to think of the like no it's like when different rocks god doesn't exist how do you explain the sun I have a question. Six days, all right? Six seas of creationism. Cataclysm. What?

What? What? What? Wait. Wait, more alien talk. Let's... All right. Hypothetically, let's say the alien is flying around up in the sky.

Yeah. What is he doing? What is it doing? Why is it here? Why is it all the land? Is he Google mapping the... You had access to it? It is less stealthy than U.S. technology.

Are you fucking kidding me? If you had... access to a spaceship. You'd fly right to bars and take a look around. I would fly the fuck away from Earth. What would you do? If you were in the alien, if you were in the alien, he went to planet Earth, all right? I would lay in to his house and killed him. Oh my god. It smashed to the roof and kill everybody. That I fly away.

What if you met Lloyd in space? Yeah. What the fuck is Lloyd in space? Yeah. What if you met him? Tune Disney show, great show. You should fucking watch that. All I know is Christopher would play the alien. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you a true story about an alien that they have a lot of evidence for. Basically, there was a kid in like the 80s, right? Yeah. And he, this is him telling the story.

Basically, he got, he saw this very large silver spaceship. Oh. It got in and he disappeared for like 10 years. No. Oh, okay. No, he disappeared for 10 years. He came back. He came back.

He was the same age. But his family and everybody. else were like 10 years older. He was telling the story about how on the ship there were all sorts of... The ship actually went around different planets. That's the fucking movie. I've seen that. I don't know what you're talking about. I've seen that movie.

That's the flight of whatever. This is not flight of the navigator. It is! Okay, Kai, can I... Fine, ruin it. The only story I ever heard that I actually believed was in the 70s, an alien... I was like, wait a second. That movie was burning my life. You guys don't watch any fucking

This flight of the Navigator, like, Pee Herman is, like, the main fucking, like, eyeball. It's like... Yeah. Is it Puey Herman? Look at the other. He's all like, I'm going to change my voice system to institute you better. And he's like, nah, the... And the kid's like, you start fucking stoo-in and stop it.

That was a good movie, anyway. I actually liked that movie a lot. What would your thoughts be if you woke up? Hillers, a gray alien at the edge of your bed. Licking his lips. What would you do? I'm scared as shit. What if it said...

Yeah. Yeah. stuff! I'm not Jakeman. You're my favorite. I'd be like, I'd thank you. He's too scared to move.

I'd fucking push it to the door frame and close the door and it's realistic scenario. Realistic scenario. Realistic. Jesus is standing in front of the corner of your room, screaming loudly. You know, if that happened, nobody would say, you're Jesus, you're a scary predator.

Corey, why the fuck is Jesus screaming? I don't think Jesus ever screamed Loudly in the middle of a quarter what is he screaming? He's trying to get your attention Ah, ah, ah, that would fucking do it is he glowing is he glowing like light Cory if Jesus just walked him in redgued like well he doesn't have to scream fucking terrifying me To keep my attention does he wearing clothes? Corey, yeah he's wearing his tarpord everywhere His fucking smelly old robe what if you were sleeping and Zach came into your room and you know like the door the door is half open but there's a shadow behind the door You can't see but there's a you just a just jack's like

Jesus is standing there in that shadow What would you do? I'd be like, yeah, bullshit. What if he said, I am Jesus? I'd be like, you better start to turn shit to wines. I don't believe you. For real cock is beer.

You'd make him prove it. I would. I'd be like, if you were Jesus, if you are Jesus, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. I'd be like, if you are Jesus H. Christ, I would say you have to tell me. Jesus H.

What is H. What is H-D if we're fucking the H-Raldo? What the hell are you talking about? Are you Jesus H-H- Christ? Oh, that's a different guy, sorry. He's like, yes. He's like, spell A-I-C-H. H, yeah.

So if he's like, listen, all right, I'll prove it, but I'm only going to do one thing. What if he's like, I'll prove it? He pulls up his dick and there's a nail through it. What do you think? There's a huge nail pierced through his mouth. I'm like, that's not evidence. Turn my beer into wine. What if Jesus turned your leprosy into wine?

What if he turns your piss of the wine? What if you just like, look, I'll blow you. They'll be the best blow job ever than that's true it. Jesus wanted to do that to me. He's like, yeah, you're faggot dude. This is offensive anyway. It's offensive.

What, Jesus, what's wrong with Jesus? I can't, I'm not tolerating. You got to be tolerable. This isn't bad at all. All right, so Jesus comes in, okay, Jesus walks into your room, the fucking plate full of crackers. He's like, you've got to come to my ceremony

with Sunday. There's a guy going to be talking about my story. With crackers, fucking say, rich crackers. Crackers, you're like, dude, he's sucking. He's like, yeah, so I had asshole. I thought he's like, hell he can't even, fuck you, dude, what's your problem? What if he can only find the ones that had, like, the filling in them? He had the

stale Italian bread and the ritz crackers and the jelly and jam. He fucking comes into your room. He like, smacks through the side. He's like, wake up, idiot. He got to go to Sunday church. You go to church, you wait for the guy to come out and tell stuff. He's like, I already read this in the fucking Bible. You leave. All right, one last question. You go to IHop.

You have a terrible experience. You take him to IHop. Yeah. What would he order, you order? What do you order? He would order everything. Jesus would totally complain about everything. He would be like, wow, this place is awfully. This doesn't taste enough like sad.

Yeah, this is a crackers. Nothing's crackers. Fucking's, fucking chill out, don't get some fish or something. He would come in, he'd be like, pancake, man. He'd be like, um. Do you guys have any, like, fish? No, dude, just get pancakes, you fucking asshole. They do with fish, fish and chips.

He'd be like, we had fish and chips. Yeah, but he would be, like, a dead fish. Jesus, like, I want a full fish. He'd turn one of the black waitresses into wine. He turned white, be like, I feel. fix you and she screamed. Oh my god. But Jesus is black. Wait, he's Arabian.

Are you terrified, Corey? If Jesus came into my room, bag full of crackers, the usual, I would be like, listen, okay? What if Jesus walked in and he was like, you were animated? He was behind your ear, fucking like he was behind your ear, fucking crazy. He was like, dude, he was like, dude, could you fucking get out of my ear? What are you doing? fucking getting crumbs all over your sentink.

What would you do? And he fucking be like, dude, this is like a thousand dollars. He fucking walks in and starts sipping soda that fucking spills over. what you do? I'd be like, okay, use your fucking sage powers and fix my... He'd be like,

you'd probably ask him to magically fix everything. Yeah, I'd be like, you have spilled fucking soda on my sentient please take production stuff. I'm like, dude, I'm a magic.

I'm not rich but you're fucking buy another one. You think Jesus was circumcised? Yeah, he was cut. Why though? Because he was made in God's image. He's...

That's true. But if he was circumcised, do you think they kept his little tiny foreskin and put it in a... Preservient. Preserve it. Someone wears his ring

A cockroach Here's the thing If you circumcise Jesus You would want to keep that In like some sort of container If you worn as a ring You'd stay a lot forever What if that was like

Super Saian level two For Jesus had like a leg Everyone would try and get His dick would auto It's like the whole grill Yeah it's like Holy Grail Jesus's foreskin It's like Lord of the Rings 2.0.

Instead of his eyebrows disappearing His foreskin disappeared And then it comes back At the next level If you wear Jesus's foreskin It gives you Jesus's powers You get half a Jesus's

his powers for a day. Okay. What would you do if you had Jesus' powers? Would you just fuck with people? What are his powers? He can walk around out of water, I guess. Hair turns to sit yellow. He eats crackers.

He can throw goblins really fun. He can shoot Kamaamae's, like, Jesus, Jesus is. You think he could? You think God would give him those powers? You see, Jesus is kind of egotistical, so he would call all his powers. He'd be way too overpowered like Superman.

Nobody liked him if he could deal out. What if that's how Moses split the Red Sea? Like, he actually shot at Kameh, man. So he had the foreskin rent of Jesus to fuck you can split the water sure do you do you just like something jose have ever spread uh mary's period and half oh what's see that baby water split get the shit out of hand spread that's up you're talking about period but it's just like the spreader pussy yeah oh he's right because they don't use your hands these your dude you turned into a rape show

I was talking about consent oh stop is good you know because it hurts her pussy and a tears It must have been really awesome to be alive 2,000 years ago. Yeah, you can do shit like that. Stale bread and fucking get like, like what, like chicken pox? You fucking eat sticks that you die. That's your life. That's what you live for. Oh yeah, it sticks again, yeah.

Yeah, cooked, no, just raw sticks. It was so much. Leprosy? Yeah. It's up to be like, like cancer. Like rotting alive. Have you ever seen that what syphilis does? You don't want to treat it?

What is leprosy? Like, I would not let's fall apart. I thought leprosy was like a, I thought leprosy was like a, I thought, I type of like, you know, like seizure. No. It makes your skin fall off. Yeah, it's like you're kind of rotting in a way. I don't know.

I have to look up exactly. I apologize, it isn't the, isn't the correct definition, but you're... Some lepers out there is going to be typing his elbows. I imagine you smell really bad and your skin is rotting. Are you serious? Have you ever seen what syphilis? You don't have you, it fucking turns you into a walking skeleton. I'm not kidding.

Have you, have you heard of Crocodile? Siphilis. Oh, Chris. Your skin is like crocodile? It's an STD. No, Chris, have you heard this? Hockadill? You pee in a girl.

What? You're a crocodile? That's a fucking Pokemon. Crocate... What's the Russian? Crocodile is the type of... Oh, Crocodile, the drug. Yeah, there's a Russian...

Oh, that. You do it, and there's pictures of these people with their fucking entire legs melted off. Just completely melted. They're basically injecting like pipe cleaner and shit. Yeah, but their fucking skin just melts off completely. It has to be worth it. Everyone after do crocodiles feel good. Alright, if the Russians are doing it, you know it's gotta be like...

It gotta be good. They're... like they see their actual bone. Are you serious? What is it? No, what is it? Are they injecting poison into their fucking what?

But it gives them a high. It gives them a high. It's like a tear. It's like clean iron shit. That's like really bad. It's like, hey, check it out. My hands fucking like turning into that fucking guy. Some people like, they're getting into their gooch. Have you guys ever dealt with people who, if you guys are?

Torrible. I know. They're gooch rots. If you guys ever know with people who, who act more higher drunk than they actually are? I hate that shit. You know what the people that have never actually been high There are examples of being drunk or high are like these most fucking mundane It's always it's whenever they write a high character. It's like whoa man look at the chairs like that's not what people

Yeah when people are high I guarantee you're not fucking like hallucinating Are you guys mad about that one YouTube video? No No that guy's just an asshole I was talking about this earlier. I can't what are just in general like when someone's like man when I'm high Fucking I can't stay like you don't see dancing elephants The dance of your tripping. Is that what you said? You said you've seen a bunch of stuff.

No, when I'm high... Corey. There's a huge difference. I can tell you the experience of being high. You don't see fucking dancing elephants and magic mushrooms popping out. What you see is you see, like, what you would see if you were really paranoid. Like, when I did, like, really shitty weed, I got super paranoid, and I started, like, thinking, like, people were telling me, like...

It's thoughts. It starts. Yeah, it's like, it's overthinking. Like, you think, like, people are watching you when they're not. It's just, like, it's just, like, like, people are watching you when they're not. It's just like that kind of hallucination. Like this one time, I'll give you a story, this one time we got high before we went to this concert.

And I got a beer, like a normal beer, I ordered it. And this woman, I gave her my card because I guess you're supposed to do that for something. To pay for her, right? But I didn't understand when she was asking. She was like, I'm going to keep this. And I'm like, can I have it back? She's like, no. I'm like, what do you mean?

No. She's like, what's over? And I'm like, what's over? She's like, the concert. I'm like, can I have it back? And can I just, because I was really uncomfortable already because it's like, you know, shitty weed makes you really uncomfortable. Wait, so what country is it? Was it a card?

Your credit card? Basically, essentially, you have these weird situations where you have these miniature it's not like where you start seeing fucking dancing worms and bugs coming out of your hand. It's just like basic hallucinations to a point where I was drinking alcohol and when I looked at it again, it was completely full. It never went down when I drank it. Yeah, people would drink it and it would still be full. And so because of that

I kind of got freaked out because I felt like I was in a time lapse. I also can't say how people will write drug characters. I talked about this earlier. Yeah, yeah. When people go, when people, they write a drug character, and all they fucking do is they have the guy, like, walk into the house and be like, I'll help number five or whatever. It's like, this is not funny, dude. Stop.

No drug person has ever fucking thought they were in a fast food place when they weren't. Usually you know. That's not what drunk people do, dude. Yeah. You don't hallucinate you think you're in a fast food restaurant. Are you sure? Well, I guess. I mean, when you smoke one toke of the weed, you see Bill Clinton crawling out of your ass,

I don't know what these people are right. All he does make you tired and... Exactly. It makes you're tired and if you're really already paranoid it makes you super paranoid I guess whatever I was smoking weed I was probably in a bad situation because I was also drunk Oh yeah smoking we're drunk only makes you think about your heart beating fast so it's so I I think I think the worst thing we does is make you a lap it's up this not fully whatsoever It also destroys your sense of humor I I I I think the last time I got high did the pot

Brownies and I watch Lord the Rings and I had you've heard I notice I had I had I had I had I I swear to God, I thought it was the funniest thing I ever thought of. I thought, what if they reshot all Lord of the Rings, but called Gandalf Gumbledorf? And that was the only, like, every character called him Gumbledorf, and that was the only difference. And I was like, I was like, I was crying with laughter. And I wrote it down, I got sobered. I was like, what the fuck does that? It sucks.

Yeah, man. Every time I've done weed, it either makes me into a sack of shit or it makes me want to cry into a pillow. Which is what's really disappointing is when everybody says, oh, you guys must be so high when you think in your cartoon. It's like, no, dude, well, I have high on it. When I smoke garbage In a sense It's just

I get fucking tired And now in the sense Where I'm not Super paranoid anymore When I smoke it I'm just like Man I'm fucking tired But before I used to be paranoid

Because when you're driving in a car With someone who's smoking weed You already feel uncomfortable And then when they pass it to you And you do it You're just like All right now I'm gonna be fucked Like you just think the worst

So every time you see a cop car You think sirens are going off It's just It's a horrible experience If you're gonna be Doing weed Do it in a legal place If you're gonna

If you're going to eat, if you're going to eject marijuana, do it responsibly. Don't fucking go out and explore the world while you're fucking smoking weed. And don't drink alcohol and smoke weed. Jeff, are you with salt when people say, Hey, Jeff, that's a really funny cartoon.

You must have been wasted or high when you're glad of that. Have you got that before? Yes, yes. In this misconception that we are the craziest fucking people on the planet. Oh, yeah, people, people, people go to a couple of people together. We can talk about that. People go, oh, you guys must be crazy in the studio. and you know when you live together you must be bouncing off the walls.

That's a good topic. I wake up, I go to Wawa, I get a hoagy, and I don't... Let me explain something. People think... You get down for like eight hours show. Because we're wacky, you know, we do wacky cartoons, we make, you know, silly things that we're super psychic and fucking... Psycho, psycho, maybe.

Super psycho, crazy, wacky. We're not. We all work 24-7 all fucking day, and we're incredibly boring. And if I think we're fun to hang out with, we might go out to a... Every horrified, crazy, scary thought that we have, funnels into our videos. So that, you're just getting our therapy, basically. Every single person that visits us is horrified at how boring everybody.

They'll be disappointed. Can we tell you something? Do you know what you're going to go to go to and watch Netflix with us? If you think you're going to meet like any of us and be like, wow, you guys are probably like so wacky around each other, actually, no. We're not fun. We're horribly boring. We're not friendly to do that. Now, if you see us, you don't have to come up to us and say, like, hey, fag it, or, like, grab us and shake us. You can just shake our hand. Just chage our hand. Do you shake our hand? Do you shake our hand? I actually, yeah. Shake our hand to leave. I get honestly a little uncomfortable when someone off me. Don't take Jeff's hand. Don't even look me in the eye. Don't. I don't. You know, boy, Jeff. Jeff sits by himself for reasons. So, so, so, so, yeah, you shake our hands and leave. It's speaking of leaving, we're going to head out. We appreciate you guys for listening. I'm Spass Kid. I'm Woody.

Thank you, Bubbles. Jeff. And that's the, that's it. This is a bit. Good, good night.