SleepyCabin - SleepyCast 03 - [Animals, Animation, and Other A-Words]

Episode Date: September 22, 2014

It's SleepyCast, Episode 03! We talk about uh...yeah, animals, animation, and...lotsa other shit. I dunno...tanned dicks, this one kid that Cory knew in high school with a huge penis, you know, the norm. ...apologies in advance for talking over eachother constantly for the first...20 straight minutes. In retrospect, we should be more considerate to one another, as well as our listeners FUCK YOU ANYWAYS sorry that just slipped out. http://sleepycabin.com/audio/sleepycast-03/ This episode starring: Stamper (www.youtube.com/StamperTV) Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/Psychicpebbles) Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/Spazkidin3d) JohnnyUtah (http://johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! http://www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! http://www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! https://twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin, it's a bunch of guys, he's a bunch bullshitter. Welcome to Sleepycast, home of the Sleepycast. Today, I'm with Chris O'Neill, O'Ne, Zach, Psychic Pabbles, Jeff, Johnny, Utah, Corey, Spaz Kid, and myself, Stamper, Stamper TV. And today's topic is Zach's Anus.

Now, it's big, it's open, my dad looks inside of me sometimes, though what else is to say about it? I mean, is it prolapsed? Is it prolapsed? That's the question of the day. Let's talk about that. Can we talk about Rosebubes? Let's talk about Rosebub. No, let's not talk about Rosebub.

What? It's an important conversation. Let's talk about what we did last week. Okay, last week... I prolapse my ass. We pro-lapse my ass. Last week, we all traveled forward into the future, and we learned a lot of things,

and we're reporting back to you to tell you all the shit we learned. I'll go first. I had to explain to a kid what a book was. He was like, what the fuck is that? The thing that you flipped through the pages, and he was like, like a website? And I was like, no.

Not like a fucking website with pages. like a thing that you hold in your hand what year was that yeah what is that were you are in the 80s that was 2015 that was 2015 that was next year there's still books around I I was talking a kid about what a dustbuster was yeah and and and and a dust jacket too just the duster yeah I was teaching kids about I taught kids had a kiss on the mouth you all taught kids in the future yeah it was it was we went to a playground yeah we do a playground and the first thing exactly was teach kids had a kiss on them That was today, my friend. You don't need the future to experiment.

Oh, so we were just making out with kids? Yeah, no, I said it was the future so you do it. You would love with it. Oh, no. I was on the sideline just watching him sort of laughing. I had my camera. You were laughing with your big direction in your pants, Corey. I thought he was being out in the future, but he was just beating off down the street at the school. In reality, all I said was going back to the future, woo.

And they all thought they were in the future. It was ridiculous. So they also took a fucking kids. It was crazy. They came along with us. the cops and we're in the future would you you wouldn't choose time travel would you then they all bailed fucking idiots first topic of the day night terrors or nightmares or sleep paralysis all spooky it's true I had sleep paralysis

what did it explain your situation I was in college and I was in a room with my roommate Paul and I was falling asleep but I was lying on my back and you're not wait was Paul hot did he have sexy lips what if he's listening right now he was definitely someone you would fuck what was it he like grabbed you and made you did he have a what was this positive quality he's really funny okay and he's really beautiful it's a good quality so anyways listen this is important wait we're kind of hot like he kissed you all the cheap would you blush what kind of hot like like a hot stove

yeah a hot body hot girl what shut up corn listen long story short I was in college in the room with Paul he was asleep next to me and I was lying on your back and your supposed to line your back because that's what caused the sleep paralysis because you're really yeah your mind goes into a state where it's like I'm falling asleep except your body falls asleep but your mind might stay awake and that's what sleep paralysis is because your brain shit your body damn you're still awake but you can stream and that's what also happened so I was lying in bed starting on the roof and then the whole room turned into a fucking airplane and I was on a

cabin and it was as real as can be and then I looked at the window we were flying into a mountain right I was like this is not good and then I woke up and I was like I couldn't move and I was looking over at Paul and I was just like I couldn't move and Paul was just like yeah and I was like and then like after like two minutes it wears off and you can sit up and I was just like Paul and he was like would I was like I had sleep paralysis and he was like fuck off and I went back to bed I believe that I vividly experienced one here I remember it it was so fucking bizarre because it's probably like the first instance where I almost like consciously know about it because I didn't have a

when I was a kid. Yeah. And I was downstairs on the couch, and I was just cycling through, like, shitty avatar things for your Xbox. It's, like, stupid shit, like, skateboards, and the fucking droning-ass elevator music was playing. And I was just, like, I was already tired as fuck, and it was so soothing. So I eventually fell asleep, and I woke up, and I couldn't fucking move after I woke up,

and I'm, like, I'm probably still asleep. And I close my eyes, and I visualize myself getting up, like, picking on the couch and lifting myself up. And when I opened my eyes up again, I was still asleep. So at that point, I was like losing my shit because there was the most scary thing ever and then it just fucking goes away It's really scary. I didn't have sleep paralysis. You were watching the irate gamer Yeah, you know. Corey he gives you to touch you No, I swear to God. I mean the Iry gamer has given me ton of tons of different sleep paralysis things but what happens to these his headphones are you? He's just stand over you and his dick is I usually running

He's like, hey, Cory what the fucking donkey shit? Wake up, Corey. What the hell? I'll send to pay on you. I'll tell you what happened to be, though. I have this weird thing where I don't know what it is. Maybe some of you doctors out there, you know, right. Some of you doctor listeners could have a diagnosis, but sometimes.

Yeah. Well, all of our fans are doctors. Is it like a psychological thing, not really a doctor thing? You're going to go to a doctor to get treated, and they're going to be like, aren't you fucking psychic public? Oh, shit. But I do this thing where I don't do this thing. Sometimes when I...

Actually, they would charge you more. because your name is psychic pebbles. You'd be like, you know, what do you expect? Psychic. A billion dollars. What's psychic? And you come to them with your name, because you always use your real life alias

when you go to like the doctors and stuff. Your real life alias? You mean your name? Yeah, anyway. Seckos of the doctors, like, I'm psychic pebbles. Anyways. The point is, sometimes I wake up and I sleepwalk and all this and there's stuff,

I have night terrors sometimes, but sometimes I'll wake up and I'll hallucinate. At one time, the worst thing ever was, was I had a dream that I was like Bruce Willis and DieHont. I was trying to break out of a window and I started to grab some of this fucking window. You wish, baby boy. I know.

And anyways, my dream was to start smashing this window. And I woke up and I had a chair on my head. The fucking window is cracked. I was like, well, I go to bed. And I put the chair back down. I woke up. Oh, you really did it. And I woke up and I was like, that really happened.

I looked over there was fucking glass hell over my floor. And I was like, and I told the landlord and I was like, yeah, some assholes threw rocks on the windows. Was that a night tear? I don't know what that would be, but I also sometimes. That's experiencing. That's like sleepwalking but extreme. That's like when you feel like it was. Oh man. When you feel like you're pissing Or in a situation like let's say you feel like you're pissing yourself Oh then you're pissing that way I'm pissing myself because I'm conscious doing that and you feel like I did that and then you do you actually do like that

All your legs that happens everywhere but you I never know I'm talking about severe sleep walking Yes my sister was the worst machine one time when I was staying up my grandmother's house I was sleeping in the bed next to her and she got out of her bed and ripped me out of my bed and threw me on the floor and stepped on me to get into my bed. She totally just said she was sleep walking. No, no, no, no, no. I swear, because one time we were on holiday in Spain and we were in a hotel and we were six floors up

and she got out of bed and left the hotel. My mom and dad ran after her. They found her she opened a fire escape to jump out of it and they just like shook her awake before she did it. Like she was supposed to do that? No, that's like a stupid old wife. Yeah, that's Stem brothers, ma'am. Oh, that's not a documentary.

That was Will Farrow. Actually, guys, we have Will Ferrell tonight and John C. Riley. Will, good to be here. Could you please elaborate on what your next movie's going to be about? Oh my gosh, that's so good. Yeah, why don't you elaborate my best friend, Will Farrow? Oh, John C. Riley, walk into the door here with his Coca-Cola.

Hey, how's it going? Drink Coke. Oh, wow. I can't believe what I'm hearing here. John C. Riley in the studio. Zach, I want to need you to shut up. I would, but if we didn't have Tom Cruise here, Tom Cruise, Mission Impossible 12.

Oh, my God. I'm sweating. Yeah, hey. So what's your favorite kind of alien that you- There's only four movies. Why'd you go to 12? Did John Stee Riley leave? He skiffing him.

We're skipping up so he- What? Did you leave? Oh, yeah. He snucked out the back to snowmack. John, what are you coming back? He's gone. He left. He's got to be the ugliest man at how old. John Stee Riley?

That's fucked out. That's fucked up. What about Steve Boucheming? See how easy it is? You get back into celebrity? Is it Scebi or Chevy? Bouch Shelley. The reason I say is they always switch.

I always switch it. to make sure I've had it was a bushii I'm on Bouchami side but I really to me I see oh Bouskebi that he's a great actor though he's like an Italian name right it's like Bouskemi yeah what are you gonna do Busekemi eh he gives you yeah he's not my friend next next wait I didn't tell my night terror oh what's your nightmare he was waiting for you guys and he still is because I'm good Joe go talk talking it's I had a dream right I live next to you a house full of YouTube animators.

Oh no. That sounds horrible. They never had any money and on their, and all their free time they'd watch terrible children's movies on Netflix. I have a question. And nothing good. That's fiction, Jeff. I can't imagine that.

I'm scary though, right? You know, I wouldn't believe it's horrifying. What if you were in that house? You're dreaming it and then it comes true. Yeah. This is oddly. I would never want that to be true.

Yep. You said something interesting there. fucking still asleep because let's go watch a bed what is that definitely six point harness Beverly Hills Chihuahua 4 Zach you could watch that tonight I know what what would you just tell tell people some of the names of some of these movies you've watched Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 was the jungle one with the dog

there's life's jungle yeah that was my life's a jungle jelly tarzan yeah what's what's jelly ternie called Ivan Ivan the terrible Ivan the actual name is jelly key for jelly oh yeah it is yeah In case anyone was wondering what the movie was about, it was about an autistic father who forced his kid to climb a tree and scream jelly Tarzan and only proof-funk. He's like, I want you to be Tarzan. That says that IMDV by the way. That's all the official DVD. This is his dad wants his kid to be like Tarzan. Yeah, even though Tartzan...

It's just... This is a 3D movie? Yeah. It's like, but it's pretty because... You feel really sorry. Yes. All the characters look the exact same. Yeah, they're not like the same diagonalize and pointy little nose.

You feel really strange. sorry for the kid because he already has that like word that let's so you talk to inanimate objects and you think they're real because you have it's a you know what's called we talk to an animal object and you think they're real being yeah sure persona persona persona like like schizophrenia or something like maybe like he has like a mild like or something like that he's just a little freak yeah he's a little and his dad doesn't help he like forces him to be Tarzan he's like that I want to be like that I want to be like

little boy. He puts him the whole lot. He does. He beats him really badly. Yeah. Blood comes out his nose. He's like we can be blood turns. It's hard as it ain't blood. Look at you. In the kid the Netflix kids section. Phase four films, they make really good films. Oh, is it is a phase four channel four? It's face four. Oh, yeah. And they copied the fucking fantastic film. Yeah, literally. They stole the entire fucking logo and just changed around over the water of the water. They also made that cat movie where he's a talking cat. It's called a talking cat. And they use a little black bubble of the cats. Anyways, Stambert, talk about packs. Huh?

Talk about packs. What happened there? Channel 4 is BBCD? What are you talking about? Yeah, you're right. It is. Yeah. It's one.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm not a conversation behind. There's nothing to talk about packs. Did you see? Well, talk about anything. Like, oh, how would you drink? That's one answer for that. That's not very interesting. Yeah, that was just, that was just,

what was the bar nice? Yes, the bar was very nice. How did this still feel? I, I, I, I, I, I, I spent a lot of time at the Daily Grill. They have a great breakfast. They have a wonderful beer selection. Sponsored by the Daily Girl.

Stamper, do you remember the glass? Like, it was it comfy to the hand? Did it have a nice, I think, a cushion. Yeah, it held liquid really well. Stamper. Do you remember the time we went to Magfest, and we went to the restaurant, Bond? What was it called?

Fucking. Do you remember that replaced? Bond 5 or whatever in them? I think it was with a $40 breakfast. They got a lobster, and they over, they undercooked my pasta like three times in a row. Yeah, and then when they brought. They brought it to you the third time, they over, they, yeah, they burnt it.

They gave you lava to, like, teach you a lesson. Yeah, and then they brought out a cookie at the end of it, as if to say, sorry with all that. The cookie was shat-toe? And the stapper was like, what is this poison? And the guy was like, ugh. They fucked up your order like three times. It was like a $40 plate of lasagna. And the sad part was, if they served it properly the first time, it would have been the best meal you ever.

It was sad. Because it was fucking good. I think it was called Bond. Do you remember when we went to a little? when we went to an amusement park, I don't know which one was called, but we went there and they closed immediately when we got there Six Flags? Yeah. Yeah, we went there and we were like I remember because I remember really we were sitting around the table talking about our dick size And I don't you said you know guy with the dick is like oh yeah He was like this like he was like this like I know I'm using the one I'm shooting around

No one on the 20 inch dick. I'm sorry no really freeze me and 20 it wasn't it wasn't like 20 feet but it's like 20 feet but it's like It was big. It was scary big. It was like you know Why did you see this? Why did you see this monster? I'm pretty convinced. At school. No, no, no, no, no, no. This was in high school. Okay, they won't we were all in like the locker room And this kid he's he's a little weird. I would say he I'm I know I've been firing the word around a lot, but he was a little slow A word. Autistic. Yeah, and yeah, he was a little like we had a big pre-played, but he was he was a really nice guy and when we he was like, hey, he was I forget his name I'm just gonna say like hey Ryan come in here

it's like you guys yeah or whatever it's like you didn't you show it's a huge dick and I was like wait I don't want to be here and then he walked in and he was like oh a little bear is and then like um he pretty much put it on the fucking table like yeah he put he stood up dropped his pants and it fell down like it was laughing everyone even the ones that had the big dicks were like duh and then he like put it away and the gym teacher came in and he's like, what the fuck they're doing? Dang, everyone was around.

Why is everyone crowded around a kid's dick? Like, yeah, I feel like that too. I like how the six-fax story was about eight second and now this is an important conversation. Corey, do you know that there's white people with brown dicks? Did you know that, Corey? Chris, that's what happened? You don't clean it.

Chris, you're the only person. You're the only white guy. It doesn't have a brown disc. I've got a white Christmas click. It's if you don't expose it to the sun. Do you have a big brown stinky dick, it's not. It's slightly tan under the rest of your body. Mine is. Mine is. See, not everyone has a brown, black guy named.

My we have this... My weir's darker than the rest of my body. That's because you fuck ass. The thing is... It's a big... It's because when my weenug is hard, it goes normal color and then when a strip... Like it's black and right? It condenses. Like a bird... Everything my dick is paler than the rest of the body. Is it like a mood? Gross. It's like a... Is it like a mood drink?

It's like, yeah. When I'm horny, it's a different color yeah you must be horny right now because dick is red color it's red and fucking throbbing you have a big red rocket you let me tell you something this an important conversation yeah well juries mary comes out of his body like a sleeve like a dog like lipstick i i have a slightly darkened dick because i don't expose it to the sun on an SDD oh my god what is it reverse tanning i don't what yes oh if you don't expose it to the sun you don't get any like down there what you're supposed to do you're supposed to Go out into the sun, lie in your front, put your ass and legs spread up in the air so you can tan your dick and balls.

I don't know what is happening. Do you have to get a hard on equally? I thought the idea was that your dick was darker already. I think it's orange. I don't know. If we're talking about... If we're talking about... If we're talking about tans, am I like the only one who doesn't think like white girls who turn like fucking flaky, bread brown, crusty skin color is gross?

I think it looks like a cool. Like, like, crush bedikud. Yeah. You would say you'd be like origin almost. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's rough. That's fucking nasty. A satanic song addiction is a terrible thing.

My dick and balls are darker for logical reasons. I don't know what the fuck these guys are talking about. Stamper, you're upholstery. If you don't expose it to the sun, you won't get any light there. That's why, when you take your shirt off... What are you talking about? When you take your shirt off, you go, your arms are lighter. My dick and balls are darker than my body.

Why don't know what to tan them more? No, I'm saying that's why. I'm saying that's why they're dark. Corey, there's... Oh, they're darker just in case I decide to go outside and tan the rest of my body? I'm sorry? Because you don't you're not walking around like a fucking meandrothal your dick hanging out all there They're darker because they shrivel up and get bigger and they come they move with the air and flow

My winner the skin pulls up and makes it look like a black guy the density the density the density Density density density density of Dix you are my You can't tell me science about winners you are my density Do we tell you something? Let me tell you something There's white dicks ha I tell you something there's white dicks brown dicks black dicks, red dicks, blue dicks, green dicks, white dicks. Is that a...

Mitty dicks, large dicks, childs, and sacked, We haven't even scraped the surface yet. You fucking children. Collapsed, weaners, and prolapsed. Is that a fucking doctor's cold, Cooley, Brown Dicks, Blue Dix, Green Dix? That's a good book, isn't it? That's off the edge.

Did you have to see that's all in school with Dr. Seuss done? No. Doctor Sue? I was like 40 when Dr. Seuss died. How old are you? Man. You have to see his son. You're not even 40 yet.

It's just the point. All the kids are the whole hands at like handles and say, Doctor Soot. Yo, Dr. Seuss was a hack, his books or shit? Oh, no. You can't say that. I'll say it all day because his books of shit. What, like, doctors has, or isn't.

Say, a great. You said, when green eggs and ham, you open the book up, you're like, greets. What? Say, Corey, say, Corey. No, when you were a kids, when you were a kid, you were flipping through a green. When you were a kid, you were flipping through a little.

books and you're like oh what's it crumple on you were when you were when you're an eight-year-old kid you're like this is charming when I was an eight-year-old kid I was like why is this creepy fucking adult cat in the house it's the same what rode down all of the pictures in this box looks shitty it was like it's really nice wrote down the guy who's like willie walk in the big chocolate he did the the big cheese the witches okay well I don't those old the guys who have duck arms oh do you remember if we're talking about dogs yeah that's all you know if we're talking about books you remember those like those like ghoulish like scary books that the art always

looked like the characters faces were melting off and it was all maybe it was like scary story that's what I'm talking about that no he he wrote them but he got an artist I forget his name she she allie so like Quentin Blake yeah you guys but was what I wrote a pot colors was such 20 year old faggots allie I use animal I used to read goose cats I would collect I would collect animal I would collect animorphs. I don't give a fuck about animorfs. Adamorfs, you're like, Pokemon,

Have you ever watched? You don't want to walk in front of a train, I don't care. What? Animorphs was kids that turned into animals. Yeah. Let me tell you something about Jimmy Neutron and Beast Wars. I grew up with those. They're my classic, like, go to it.

You need to watch that shit. Fucking animorphs, every time I... Bougarco's modern life. Go ahead. I say something about that. The covers those books were offensive to me like Jeff I would capture your face when I say animals I've never seen you turn like that before. Have you ever seen what was like talking about something died of Jeff that second? It's like that white girl with crazy hair turn into like the

C manate? I just don't like the book cover. I don't like the book covers where they take like a bad picture of a kid and a bad picture of an animal and then they click like transform and Photoshop and it's like five stages of all the way it was like it was like 90s. They don't even like the eyes don't even morph correctly to like the same spot and the other I don't know what the fuck animorphs is it's literally animal morphs what they touch an animal they can become I don't for a fact you will though with the cover the book is to cover the books what's not considered an animal give me a plot of one of these books a black guy turns you an elephant it gets hit by a trunk oh I'm serious that's serious serious

I'll give you one yeah so there's one of the guy that turns into a grizzly bear and the point of him turning into a grizzly bear so we can eat honey So I can live his life. Does little honey? Does every story start out with a normal person and then they realized? There used to be a TV show where there were like six kids that could like turn into certain animals and they would use their powers to escape dangers because like the underground secret. Like Captain Planet.

Yeah, the underground secret agency wanted them to experiment on them to realize how they're like turning an animal. Is this why Tumblr animal can exist? Yes, based on animals. What was that movie in the 80s or 70s where like this guy turned into a dog? Oh, dog man. No, it was something. No, it's a bad dog, you idiot. What's the drink?

You're some kind of clever. You're thinking of a goosebumps, Jeff. Oh, Mammal. You're thinking of animal. Animal. I don't know why that just hit my brain. I don't even like, it's a clever name. Rob Schneider?

No, that was the animal. Let's talk about Jeff's, like, say law for the animal. I would Jeff's apartment a part of a day. He had seven, seven copies of the animal with Rod Schneider. He's a whole carbook going out of a animal. I have a whole shelf. Alright, since we've lost about half our audience by this point, you want to change the subject? Animal stories. Speaking of animals, let's watch.

Yeah. Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Everyone has a good old animal story. A good old animal story. Oh, we do a transition stuff. Speaking of animals, let's an animal story. You can fuck it up. Animal stories.

You would be good animal stories? Yeah. What, you go. One time I was in the field and I saw a cow. No, please. There was a cow. I walked towards it, but then the cow looked at me. This is Freddy got fingered.

No, I swear. And then the cow started running towards me. And then all these other cats started run up a hill behind that chaos. So it was like a stampede a cow's running. And I jumped into a ditch and it was all okay. You fucking let's the liking, dude. That's not the liking.

It's the cow store. Did your dad, Mufasa die? No. My dad wasn't there. He was looking down from a cloud. Oh, okay. What kind of animal stories? Do you want to know?

Do you want to know good animals stories? We're bad animals stories. And entertainer. Idiable stories. When I'm talking about some monkey, but it turned out to be Zach. Next. Oh.

I had a damn book. Yeah. Tell an animal story. My neighbors. Oh. They had a pit bull, like, hybrid. He was like a pit bull, but really big.

Yeah. And one day he wandered out in the road, into the road. Oh, no. And he got hit by his, like, the suburban. Mm-hmm.

And his intestines were hanging out of his side. Go on. And then he stood up, and he walked back to the house. Oh, God. And then what happened after that? And then they went to the doctor,

the vet, and shoved his intestines back in his body and sewed him up and it was fine. Oh, Jesus Christ. Alright, well, if we're talking about animal stories that, like, ultimately are bad, my animal story is... Your house? What? I used to have a rat. Oh. A rat.

And it was like an albino rat, so it was like a white rat. And the thing about it is, his tail would always fucking... Wasn't an albino rat or a white rat? Oh, God. He's an albino rat. Corey. You had little pink eyes. Did you...

Did you like to pretend it cared about you? Yeah. But the thing about it was it's tail used to bleed. Are you lying? What's his name? No. Which is fucking name. Hold on. This is what I was gonna get into. Go, Cory, go. His tail would always bleed. So I'd be like petting it. You'd go across and he'd have like a skid mark where his bloody tail stump was or whatever. So I just called him bleeder because I didn't know what to call him. He didn't have a name and when I had him like after a while he just bled constantly. So I called him bleeder. But she wasn't a girl on her period or?

No, it's a rat. I don't think... Do animals bleed? Yeah. You have a head's a tiger. Protect your rat from the birds in your house. No, it eventually died. That's the thing. That's the thing about fucking hamsters and rats. They're like the worst pets.

Because they'll die like a week. I had a hamster too. And guess what? They had this little beautiful cage that cost $2 and it fucking escaped and died. That's because it cost $2. Yeah, well, I was like eight and I thought it was a lot of money at the time. I'll tell you what though, you know, kids are fucking cruel with animals. I had a hamster.

You know, you know this big fucking mesh wire fans that you have? you have but this is horrible I feel so bad for her to tell this but when I was a kid I had this little chubby hamster and I used to put him on top of the what was his name he fucking liar who his nibbles because he's just fucking bite me he's a scream I'm throw it at the wall I didn't do that but what I really did do was with this huge mesh wire fan with fucking scary blades in the middle and I put him on top of it turn on high or low and a medium and he's sucking in or blowing out oh yeah he's holding on he's holding on with the fucking his little hands and he's going in the air and sometimes he'd let go and he just kind of float there

the airport like a little bit did you do this above him like no yeah look yeah he fucking freak out the skirt I had another hamster too a couple years before that oh after this one died dude after that this was this was this was yeah this was first one eventually died yeah I had three I called like junior jude after like three I was like I don't call them Jew and Jew jibbill's cure Jew Jew too too too gross chindler but I had a white one with little with little eyes and I had a I had a beast cousin and who I had a roll of time. And we were playing with the hamster and he fucking sat on top of the hampsur

until eyeball came out. His eyeball came completely out. Wait. And he said it was fine. It was fine. It got up. It kept walking around. Wait. Its eyeball got lost in the carpet forever. So it detached from the tendons. It didn't, it just, it's in the ether of the carpents. The eyeball popped out like a little raisin and got lost in the carpet and he was so alive. Did you eventually come across it? Did it like caviar? Did it like caviar? Was it like caviar? I don't know. I didn't eat it, but...

Did you eventually come across it? Nothing was. There's something about the story that bothered me more than a beheading video. What do you mean? The whole, it's all popping out of its little face. And it's completely fine. Then you sit there for a moment. Did you like, maybe I could put it back?

I didn't try. I just closed the side. Sometimes it opened it. I was like, ah, you know, I poke out. Did it? No, I just watched. You fucking stabbed. It's already.

If it opened its eye, it's open the eye socket, I'd be like, yeah, you know, it's scared it. It's closed what if it's up. Oh, it's a little. You should have put a little ball bearing inside or something. I put a googly eye and we looked by it. It was all in his head. A little self-hazinousy eye. Super glue.

He screwed like this little hamster screwed, but he was fine. He liked it. Hamsters get like tumors and my hamster ate all of its tumors. This episode is sponsored by PETA. This episode is sponsored by Petco. Go by hamsters, please. By all the cancer hamsters they have. Tell your campers.

Oh my god. Campster. Campster. I have a topic. Tell me your topic. That I'd like to talk about. It's like, um... Why'd you get real serious?

Is it a serious? It's a very serious. It's a topic about your taste buds and how they change over time. What the hell are you talking about? Why? Listen, it always seemed very interesting to me. I'm curious to see what people's, like,

taste change. Like, what you used to eat back then and what you eat now. Alright, can me give me an example? Okay, so back then I used to eat really shitty, like bad for you cereal. Like, now I can't even eat, like, fruit. What did you say? So you ate children?

cereal and now you evolved to like food adult cereal like raisin brand like you're like you know children cereal like the cereal the cereal your mom wanted you like kicks and shit yeah I got a big box of kicks and it's fucking delicious you you this is this sugar and kid cereal I'm just curious this is this is this is evolving it's like it no it's like if you you just weaned off sugar it's like when you eat candy like I used to go my friends and spend like $20 at the candy store at the time yeah you're just talking about getting weed off sugar yeah I used like Snickers but I know it's like that it's like it's like soda I can't drink soda

now like I can't have a lot of sugar in my coffee I have two soda it's literally like I'm just I no longer can eat sugar that's just your body telling you to stop doing shit yeah like when you're eating too much shit and it's like hey stop that knock it off but no it's literally like I can't eat it even though I don't have it for a while I can't eat like yeah I can have chocolate I grew up on fruity pebbles or whatever the bargain basement knock off was fruity stones Stebbels

Not like Rebels Are you guys? Happy skebbles or whatever That's what they have in the Middle East Free rebels You're talking about like when You eat too much of something

And then you don't like it anymore No he's talking about Just general changing taste One time Zach gave me a tuna And it poisoned me And I was on the couch It poisoned you I was on the couch in the living room

And I tried farting I shit myself He should all the couch Yes It was green Chris What's what? Was it an off-brand tuna

Like it was It wasn't like like like like, Zach was just like, try this and I was like, And then later on I was like, Here's something to talk about, Chris, When you shit on the couch, did you flip the couch cushion over? I did not shit on the couch? When I was a kid, he was laying on the couch,

It was in my jeans. When I stayed, when I was a kid, I had a birthday party at my cousin's house, and I slept on his couch, and I slept on his couch and I got with you like, I pissed all over the couch, and I woke up, and I was like, oh, like, I flipped the fucking couch cushion. Oh, but I was like, I went back to

I pissed on that side too. And I was like, I put a fucking pillow over it. I was, you guys. fine and then there's huge dog whenever sniffed and he was the dad was like you piss on my couch and I was like no the dog did it it was like my dog you know my piss on my couch it was a guy did it you know what was the whole thing that happened you just immediately admitted it I would have stuck with the good the dog thing that's a genius it was just saying you could a lot you gotta put a dog

down for pissing on your couch yeah I have an idea oh yes you should remind people since they're all tuning out why they liked us in the first place okay I don't know if you since we're all here if you'd like to So read topics? Okay, hold on, hold on, let's... Since everybody here is kind of, I don't know if anybody listening realizes we all sort of got our start in art and animation. Yeah.

We still do it. I don't. And we got a lot of feedback from the general public as to what we should talk about aside from shit, feces, prolacs, that's an important conversation. Kill babies. There's many comments inquiring about animation and... You know, for example, like all the ungrateful shits on YouTube that I was giving you guys a hard time about why can't you just pump out like a five-minute

cartoon. Hey, they're not on Grateful Strait. They're shitheads. They are worthless. They're human bids and you have to look at it. I'll tell you, I'll educate opinions. I'll tell you what bothers is. Yes, they're ignorant. They're uneducated opinions. They're ignorant. They're just ignorant to it. They're just ignorant. They're just ignorant. And that's a thing. Everyone, that's the thing when it comes to animation. Like, yeah. For me, since, since I do frame by frame, I can't do tweens because I'm fucking awful at it. I have to draw each individual. I like how you're backwards like most people do tweens because they're awful at real animation. I can't when I do, do you just stab yourself? Yeah. Yeah, it was unintentional but

we get like so when you do a frame sometimes a linework alone can literally take a whole day can take like six hours to just do like a single line right so you and then there's sometimes where you animate something you're just like It looks like shit and so you fucking delete everything and that six hours of work you just delete it and you start over or You'll be working and and your flash crashes while it's saving you're like oh fuck and then you realize you didn't save six hours ago or it's corrupt So you have to start all over and this is I I'm This experience from doing the music video for Aaron would you like to elaborate on what that is that music video? Oh the music video? Oh the music video? At least link them to it yeah. Oh it's a street fighter music video where it did for start

for Aaron's Aaron and Danny's like your Raptor yeah yeah I mean that's the thing I'm I'm on a I'm on a straight name basis now I can't really too cool I can't say Eagle Raptor I can't say I got really call him eager Raptor I'm talking I'm Tom Hanks had breakfast with us this morning I come top don't worry about it yeah Tommy if you hear us talk boy yeah but nobody's gonna know people are gonna people people are gonna people are gonna associate us with Aaron because a lot of people know that we know sure yeah but some people don't maybe some people okay well cause I'm sorry why we start now go forgive me how long that music video take you

Corey oh that took six months of constant work no see I'll see everything you're trying to say I'll sum it up with one point when you go and you release something finally after like two months and people assume that it's all you've been working on for two months that's mind the fact that maybe your father died or you have other obligations or you have that's this is what drives me that's right if you take a year to between cartoons and maybe the cartoons take a month or two months? I've been waiting for...

You took a whole year? That's another thing too. Like, and we talked about this. We talked about the attention spans of people on the internet now. And it's like, if you don't get a fucking cartoon out in three months tops, people are going to be like, wait, you animate because it's like you have to constantly make stuff. Unfortunately, when it comes to frame by frame animation, it takes me like eight months and then I have to worry about paying rent and I have to worry about that.

I wouldn't mind if they were, if they were bored that just didn't like us, I suppose, I know I know how long it takes but fuck you whatever cool I respect that's fine but people who are like family guy gets an episode every week and say are you kidding me dude that's fucking That is stupid million dollars for episode I'm fucking say yeah let's go over budgets of cartoon series a family guy the Simpsons a million dollars per 22 minutes and that's a studio How many anime videos work on? A whole studio yeah that's like six or seven people like another sorry go on I'm like hundreds of animadiacs budget million $750,000 per episode we're working up like small budgets we're working up like small budgets we're Guys, sometimes we'll have a couple people help out, like Yada or just a friend or somebody else.

Yeah. Yeah, people think I'm killing it in YouTube. I make $200 a month on a good month. Oh, I make nothing. Again, I make $200 a month on YouTube. You're a good one. But here's the thing. You don't know shit.

You're a asshole. Here's the thing. Like, my partners for YouTube, they're fine. They pay me what I earn. Unfortunately, I haven't made any content, so I haven't earned it. See, it's easy to kind of misconstrue that. Like, they're not paying me shit, but they're paying me what I'm working. And you can't put you can't it's like a thing where you have to produce to make money

But you don't have time to produce you know exactly it doesn't doesn't another thing there too It's like if you produce or if you make something you it takes like a few months to make it right and then you upload it And then you wait another month for the money to gradually pay right only a few thousand dollars Yeah also then you have to wait another month to get paid because they don't pay you straight away Yeah you have to wait and it's like if you want to make a cartoon it'll take like five months to get paid literally and another thing is is is like all of us do everything so it's like sound effects mixing music voices backgrounds after effects we're the whole studio when somebody can step in and actually do something it's

like the best thing ever like when someone's like yeah have time to do backgrounds you're oh fuck thank you jesus are you fucking are you fucking confused right now and you start crying just a little bit one fucking background take like three or four that's true a fucking background for me can take like a whole goddamn day for one background doesn't sound like a whole lot but for three or hours of work for literally like two seconds in the cartoon. Yeah. I think it should be noted to the hours we put in. I mean, a lot of people say, well, you guys are just big

YouTubers who make too much and you don't get it. Let's say the average person works 40 hours a week, it gets paid 40. That's what I was taught, no, not to interrupt you, but this one else talking about that Twitter post I made that I cut a lot of flag for it. I was like every construction worker that's talking about real work and shit like that.

I did the research, by the way. Construction workers are, I think at most, only allowed to work a certain amount of hours per day, They make us like $30,000 to $40,000 a year. Animators make usually about $20,000 a year or whatever, and they work 60 hours a week, 50 hours a week. What I'm saying, though, is like, if I'm at a bar and some dude's laughing in my face

telling me to get a real job. And he's talking about his vacation in Jamaica. I'm like, everybody in this room right now hasn't talked about a vacation. Everybody in this room, I'm sitting with four other people. What's that? What's a vacation? I know.

And by the way, we've literally worked. 14-hour days. every day, no days off for as long as I've known you guys, for almost a decade now. You've never taken, I think Jeff left because somebody died. That was pretty much it. And because he

had to go and he didn't want to. Corey, for Christ's sake, you work quite, honestly, how many hours per day? 14? 14 to 15. Realistically. You wake up, you go to Dunk a donut, wipe your eyes with a napkin, and then you work for 15 hours to go to bed. It's shocking how much. You go back to your

desk with your shitty. Yeah. No. Realistically though, like, I actually am a workaholic. I do enjoy working and I do enjoy what I do. I love to draw and I love to animate and I'm very fortunate to be in the position I am and that's a thing. A lot of people, that's another probably people have talked about is talking about how you got to where you are. A lot of people think you can just, just handouts and it's like if you don't help someone out, you're an asshole. But realistically, what it comes down to is I work my fucking ass off for seven or eight years and got to where I am. I met all these guys. from putting my shit out and trying to... This is a pretty common email that we get, like how we get our foot in the door and it's like, not one of us has an easy answer. You just fucking do it.

You just do it constantly. There's no easy answer. Practice, fucking practice, a bitch you suck and get better and get better. And you make serious... Like, like, Zach, just really, not to throw you onto the bus or anything, but you went without eating for like four days.

Oh man, I can talk to... Coy and I are dead fucking broken. This is a pity thing. It's just like to put perspective. Like, a lot of people really think we make like a million dollars per year per year of these big YouTube guys who work two hours a day were spoiled assholes. There's no golden ticket answer to any of it.

It's like like what we're saying, we're super, super fortunate to have the jobs we have. It's also like you need to understand the perspective of what we do and what goes behind it or also you're looking at a, you know, a weird view. So let me tell you, what I ate yesterday? Yeah. I drink eight beers and I had two bowls of kicks. That's all I guess. That's more than most people get you. And all there is.

Spoiled cis white male pieces. Whatever. All fairness, you guys could go to so much more than my vegetables, but... It's like $6. Yeah. Cuts, yeah. Really, no, realistically, like right now, the amount of... Hold on.

Cali, Cory, count it. This is all Cori has their name. That's all I have to my name right now, so tomorrow. Let's see, 2550s... Oh shit, nigger you got Kournas? Look it! So yeah, I got like $1.15. That's all I have to tomorrow.

Corey's been there with me on days where a night of us had money and one of us gets like ten bucks there's like what would we go to McDonald's and we get a fucking one dollar hamburger it's scurbing down like fucking homeless guys we're like oh that's the thing that's the thing fucking fucking and that's exactly i want to trade that situation for the world because a here's something that i've realized after being in that sort of situation i've realized you appreciate the little things when you finally get it if you haven't eaten for four days and you eat a fucking McDonald's cheeseburger it tastes like a steak meal from fucking out bad it's amazing And then when you drink beer to compensate for food and then you eat something it tastes even fucking better

Yeah, when I get back to America this time I was like Zach lost weight and I was like damn and I was lazy Yeah, it's cuz it's gonna say what's your secret? I have no fucking money It's all you gotta do is that burn all your money. Okay Finally an easy solution. I don't know it's like why I don't know why artists are such terrible like business people too no Oh yes that's the thing absolutely that's the thing to all I don't mean to like I'm sorry I have go ahead because like we all earn our earnings Chris earns his earnings he does let's plays and stuff that's how he gets extra money Zach does work all of us do work like we all have a certain thing and we all have

something as we're just every month for me at least it's just I gotta make rent this month so I gotta make enough yeah well it's so the bottom line is really that we do it because we want to do it and any success or financial gain is a natural byproduct of doing something that we would want to do anyways it's not a field that you jump into because you think it's going to be financially stable or this this thing is the most

this job run is literally probably one of the most financially unstable unstable you're walking on razor's edge it's like dude one year you can make $40,000 next year you can make $100,000 next year you can make $10,000 it's just not stable

on YouTube the first year I joined YouTube I think I made about $1,200 in a year in a year And people are, how do I do this? And it's like, dude, I was just doing it. I wasn't even expecting it. I always said this.

If you're getting into animation for the money, don't. Be a fucking lawyer. Be a doctor. Do you not get into an animation for the money? I'll tell you one thing. Nobody I know got an animation for the money. That's an action. That's an animated.

And the time you see people do that is like, it doesn't work. It's also like to their head. Like they're very diluted. And it's like, well, it's like, if I get lucky, that's it. Yeah. That's it.

If you apply it to any other business, like, If I've never started a restaurant before, but I know how to cook eggs, I'm going to fail within two weeks. I mean, give me a break, man. Jeff, you were saying you were saying amateurs are terrible. Yeah, I want to talk about. Yeah, I want to talk about. Yeah.

So you said animators. So this is a whole other topic, right? Animators are bad businessmen, right? That's why animators are at the bottom and those sneaky snakes are at the top. Yes, sneaky, sneaky. Sneaky sleazy. Well, my whole life was geared around business. It'd be pretty fucking good at.

Yeah. It's like I didn't have bigger problems. No, but the thing is, all the people at the top. are always really good like you know here's the thing he's the thing you know like Stamper myself and other people like know no no it's like this we we just want to wake up in the morning and do our thing and eat and then go back to sleep and then just do it again then I yeah all these people who are like really good at like you know they focus on like savings and and knowing how to do taxes and

you know like normal things people know how to do and like you know understand it's like we just avoid this things like the plague and you know I you said it well I make fun of me because I don't know who the fucking vice president is. That's different. I don't know who the vice president. I don't give a shit. What is he ever done for you? What, what, what, what importance does he have in your life? I don't know about our, oh my god. Listen, Kep loves Joe Biden. No, please, tell me. Tell me why Joe Biden.

If your Obama was elected like, what, six fucking years ago, you should have at least known a body now. Is he hanging out your house right now? Turn on TV, turn on CNN. I haven't had cable in 10 years, man. Let me tell me. however long. Let me tell you something. People always give me shit.

You live in America. What? The vice president? Yeah. What is he? The second in command president? Who's the vice president? What's his name?

John Biden. It's John Biden, right? He doesn't fucking know either. Who's the speaker of the house? Who gives the shit, man? Boral Biden. John Boehner. What a bag.

Who's the secretary of boners? Oh, me. Who-hoo. Chris. A. Would you like to elaborate on why we're such terrible business? Horrible. Because we've put all of our effort into one skill and that is not talking.

Here's- I- I- I'm terrible and everything else. Every fucking TV show you see is because someone talk good, like that Bi-Och's show. Oh my god. That's because these two stupid fucking cuss who don't know how to do anything talk good in a meeting. Look, I-I-I-I- These two girls made a show called Bi-Oches and they got a comedy central. It is literally the worst shit ever made by anything. It is pretty bad. It is bad.

I think, I think, I think business guy, I think the people at the top of the people like us, content creators are the exact opposite. These people with the money, they have no idea what's good or bad. They just, they have, they have no idea. I literally don't know. They're not acceptable to persuasive people. Exactly. They literally have money, but we're the exact opposite.

We have no fucking money, but I'd like to think, if not, not, not, not, not doing that what's objectively good, but we know what we like. Do you think we, what we want to see, you know what I mean? We, like, sort of lack confidence, like we'd go into these meetings, like trying to act like to act like. human beings. No, here's the, here's the, like a snake. Here's the thing, two things.

One, if the biggest mouth always wins, you can kick down a producer's door and say, I'm this fucking guy and you need to listen to me, and they, power perceived as power achieved, right? Yeah. That's one. And the second one is that if any one of us abandon our jobs right now, we could be in the same position saying, this is good, this is bad, this is good, this is bad, this... But we're too busy making shit. And that's not to tune our own horns, but it's just like, I'd like to think that what we make people would enjoy. Look, Jeff.

Jeff, me and Zach went to a Hollywood meeting. Yes. And we walked in and we practically pissed all over ourselves and they kicked this up because we were so bad at pitching. We were young and naive and, you know better now, though. We literally walked in with our dicks between our legs and just shat ourselves. It was like... And the guy literally said that was the worst pitch I've ever heard.

He's such a lot. We like you. Come back tomorrow. Yeah, we were like, well, it was good to be to Hollywood. Better go home with our hands up. Hold on, didn't you, weren't you guys outside the door just in there, like, fucking, like, making fun of this guy's nose? We were in the adults with lobby and were like, hey, you're such a faggaggist, you fucking douchebagg.

There was this guy sitting there like, I thought he was just something like janitor or something. He stood up and he was like, okay, it's type of the meeting now. I was like, what? Yeah, we're just talking bullshit. We're talking about farts and stuff. I was like, Chris, you guys like an ugly freak or guy. No, I didn't do that. We were saying something nasty.

The guy stood up and he's like, okay, it's type of the media. I was like, yeah, let's go. He just looked like some hipster dude. It was like, wait. And he's like, yeah. I thought he was like, how he's like, oh. Good with geniuses. You know millionaires wear jeans nowadays. You have to be really careful with the shit you say. Dude, that is no fucking joke. Chris and I, every meeting Chris I went to was creepy. It's like these 50-year-old guys and these hoodies are like, hey guys.

Yeah. Well, they're trying to be radical now. It's like, hey guys. Yeah, but to be frank, me and you walked at the meeting accidentally wearing the hellbender's outfits. Literally, I walked in a blue shirt and he walked in an orange shirt. It was a complete accident. This is your eye. You're like fucking idiots. The shirts that are characters what a hellbenders are just literally what I was wearing that day. And we packed that and we accidentally. wore that it sounds like bullshit we accidentally wore those clothes did you guys have like like giant cutouts that you awkwardly shipped with a collar put on the table and then you're like actually we did have a little giant cutouts yeah we did have piece of paper but that's because a guy printed an out for us but yeah I thought you're like no because I was like oh you guys were the clothes that's cute

and we're like what oh shit I was like I was like oh my god good one geniuses and then I peed off and I said can we have a show now and then you show you give me a show that too dude Yeah, I never I never dealt directly with the Hollywood types. I was on an animated show one Yeah, you know, but you were with the VH1 though. Yes, yes, I worked on a show called VH1 Illustrated represents the general I did most of the characters for it. Yeah, I was like the character designer Really? Yeah, actually no, I'm Corey, they're really good. It's a horrible show to I fucking. Let me tell you something. Yeah, let me tell you something. Yeah, please. So it no it's kind of well I tell you it's cute story of Hollywood. I was

Like the grandeur of Hollywood when people that have not been to Hollywood think of Hollywood They think it's like this mainstream area with light shining your face fucking Models red carpet in every corner guess what it's a shit hole. It actually is the It literally is a fucking stain on America's ass. Okay, what this is Hollywood Have you ever been to the projects? It's that. No, I tell my first experience with with like Hollywood in New York is completely different. Yes, you know I when Chris and I first went to Hollywood, we were like, we were super stark, you know, it's stuff you see where you're, the kid, you grow up with it. And we went there and like, the guy, the driver was like, you guys, want to see the Hollywood side? And I was like, yeah, dude, sweet.

And he pulled her out. And he pulled her out. Oh, you mean that thing up on the hill. Yeah, the Hollywood side. Yeah, the Hollywood side. Yeah, it's been called. And it was like, the most underwhelming thing I've ever experienced my life. Because it's really small.

There was some gay deal with AIDS over here on the side of the road. And there was like, there was like, there was like, there was like, dirty. It's trashy. And he was like, look, and it was like behind small, and I was like, oh my God. Yeah. When New York was the exact opposite. How do you know he was a gay guy with AIDS? Oh, because he said, I have AIDS.

And I said, get out of here. Get out of him. And I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. When we. When we.

No, New York is fucking. It's beautiful. The thing is, everyone's like, oh, New York, you tell you guys, and pigeons and pizza, you go to, oh my God. That is because you're watching the warriors and shit. That's funny. Okay, that's the thing. And it's spray paint everywhere.

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. It is hilarious. The amount of difference people think when people think of New York They think this like shitty rank fucking rats running around people getting bit turning into mutants as they fucking think New York is When you go to California Everyone's like oh it's like Beverly Hills everyone's rich Guess what? 90% of the people are homeless and crazy and trying to kill you when we were going to meetings in Hollywood We went we got dropped up in a taxi and the taxi guy was like you'll be careful on the street

And this was like the street that a big studio was on. Yeah. People have been staffed here. And it's Seth Green. Oh, is it Seth? Yeah. When he was going to shout on the sheet, someone like smacked him and took his camera

and there was a video on YouTube of him screaming about it. Dude, it's funny. When we went to the studio, when we went to his studios. Yeah. He's like, so it's stuck my fucking camera. He puffs with like a poo table. Like, I'm sorry, man. Me and Stamper, when we started the show,

table flip, it was like in a rented studio, the place was. And basically what ended up happening, was we went there and it's fucking hilarious because outside it looks like this like horrible like back alley place where you get your gunshots and then you walk inside though and it's this prestige like green screen like place and these fucking places this like shitty rank horrible place cost thousands and thousands of dollars you know where like the green screen all these special effects to like

rent out a studio is so much fucking money I mean obviously there's good place in California but Hollywood is not a good whatever they're going to live there in the nice places. When Chris and I went to our studio, we walked, we had to walk past the fucking homoously talking to rocks and shit. I remember. She was nice, though. If you're,

if I had a dollar for every time, then I had to tell an online animator to say don't move to Los Angeles. You could do your job from anywhere in the world. In fact, you should. Every asshole of his brother goes to tell you become a writer and animator, don't do that. People, do you like, let me say this.

It doesn't matter where you live. Your talent's not going to increase it automatically. Go to Austin. Go to Seattle. Go to fucking anywhere. Go anywhere. Stay where you are. If you're paying a reasonable amount for rent,

why fucking go to Las Vegas and live in a ditch and pay $40 million? Los Angeles, California, Hollywood. Here's what's not going to happen. You're not going to move to LA and become friends with Keanu Reeves and fucking. You're going to get shot and die immediately. You're going to move there and you're going to be the exact same

level of talent and you're just going to be paying more. All it's gonna do is fuck you. You're gonna move there and pay two grand for a studio apartment. To live on clothes. Stay where you are. To hope that you're working at Starbucks part-time and meet Bruce Willis for passing your script. Stay where you are, do what you want to do. If you get big enough, you really want to do that with a take-up, with a day comes, you'll go do pictures.

But don't move there expecting to get your foot the door. It's not going to happen. If you have a laptop and a wireless connection, you could make cartoons owner a bridge in fucking Kansas. It doesn't matter what you're trying to add. With your laptop track pad Yeah You should move somewhere That you don't pay tax

The other thing too is speaking Like you don't need What do I need to animate You don't need all this shit Don't get all this equipment You can if you're fucking rich But Here's what you need to be motivated

And you need to be willing To create stuff And get no reward That's another thing That's something I People probably talked about Is like the process Like when people think

Like oh I got to get the best stuff to be a good artist I gotta get a Cintech 24 HD and it's let me fucking tell you something. I've been using I used a bamboo fun I eventually use a Cintique because it does speed up your work process and make animating a lot easier when you draw on a screen However, I was using a bamboo fun and a mouse too. Yeah, and a mouse like we were animating a fucking TV show on bamboo fun Yeah and it's like Stanford still uses a fucking into it's yeah even NITU S three still yeah, so it's amazing things don't work Yeah and I know amazing artists like literally people who can fucking paint the Mona Lisa on SIE and they literally use fucking bamboo funds and it's like you if your mindset is I need to go I need to move to this place and you get this equipment. It'll be better. No, no

Be better what you'll be poor. You'll be poor and have to suck dengis to make money. If you really if you really want to do on animation then you want to do on animation if you're in it for like the favor of success you're going to fail period you know you know, you could you're not good. It's not going to you know you can shoot an amazing movie on a $500 camera versus a $5,000 It's not like, you're doing and you know your lighting and you really want to get the job done. Exactly. You can get it done. Study it's not easy, but you can get it done. You gotta fucking practice and lose and keep losing and keep losing. Also another thing. Again, there's no magic answer for any of you.

If you want to do it, just do it. One big thing is if you ask for critique, don't shoot somebody's critique. So if you say I would critique it, people give you critique. That's a whole other subject. Hey, hey, can, hey, we're not even to get into that subject. Let's, let's talk about, critique, like 90% of the time, critique. is, tell me how good I am. Tell me how good I am.

I don't want to hear anything bad. But if you're also, critique can also be like, you should do it this way and the person doesn't know what they're talking about. Critique, well, that's not critique, though, that's just big bossy. If people, if people come into the cartoon,

it's saying. When you talk about critiques, you're getting into gray areas. Yeah, exactly. No, it is great, but it's also not during gray. Just do what you like, the end. Yes, but also, if somebody says something about your work that could be conferred by other people,

like, if somebody says, your anatomy is bad, that's provable. But if somebody like this, but when it comes to like, comedy and stuff, I kind of let that slide because I'm going to make myself laugh if somebody else didn't laugh at my stuff, sorry. But for stuff like art

and shots and angles and sound, I'm going to listen because that is objectively provably improvable. You should listen to people you respect. That too. Exactly. One last thing I want to talk about and this is important and this is what I've realized.

Watermelons. What? Yes. No. No, the last thing about the topic about animation is you should do stuff that you want to do. I know we talked about it briefly,

but if the new cool thing is some fucking trend and everyone's doing it, you should consider how fucking viral that will be because I know like... And not do it. Yeah, and not do it. Because, like, you should do things that you want to do unless you have an idea where you're like,

you know, it'd be funny. I think it's funny. And then you do that. If you're doing it with specific motives to reach whatever requirement is popular for that day, then you're just fucking falling in line with everyone else. people who did Harlem shake parties I bet they feel really about this this is

this is like shoot-up penalties either if you have a good no no if you have a good idea for a parody you like you're not doing it cash in yeah could do it if you're doing it because hey that's a reference yeah how tempting is that when you see like a kid animate like something not that funny with like Mario and well everybody ever kids is everybody does that it's definitely one of those things where you just think like wow I could just make Sonic fucking shooting everyone in the face and I get so much money but then it's like but I don't I don't want to do that.

There's also like, for example, like me and Jeff, we, we've done parodies in the past. Like we did the street fighter collab and like we each did like street fighter pieces that we thought were funny. And we did it in sort of a way where if you like street fighter you would laugh. If you didn't like Street Fighter, you would laugh. And that was the parody. That's exactly. That's why. And it's because we like Street Fighter.

But I do know people that, I know at least two, maybe three people that constantly make Minecraft parodies and they've never played Minecraft. They didn't even know what the fuck it is. They just know that if they do this references to like the monsters it'll get views and say I don't like Pokemon and shit like that too like I feel like I made the first I mean the first Minecraft parody you did it I was pretty yeah you got it I did uh I thought was pretty good too I did a like when me and Stamper made Pokemon spread when we made that our only motive was to get a point across that she farts and that's the only fucking joke. That's the only joke. It's just the buildup is just too, like, as you could replace fucking the nurse with any other nurse. You could replace the kids or the kids just at the time. That's important though. That's another key thing with like parody. If you can make a parody, this is

really important. If you can make a parody cartoon and be able to replace any of the characters with any other characters and it's still funny than you've got a, but if you're isolating people where they don't understand. You have to know references. He's like a, an in-depth Warhammer joke that only people who play Warhammer understand, then you've already killed yourself. But those characters, if you do know the characters of the franchise, that should be a bonus. I barely know the Pokemon characters, and that's hard of the reason why I think it's funny. I literally only watched the show. I had like watched like 12 episodes.

We loosely know the characters and then to put them in a position that we would see them in. Yeah. It's funny to us. Yeah. I just don't understand parodies where you, it seems like, it seems like necessary that, A, it's funny to everybody and B it's funnier to people who know the game or the movie or whatever that understand the reference is better but it should be funny to everybody yeah exactly I've never seen I've never seen Harry Platt before but I laughed at

Chris's stupid little there's just charming there's parodies that are obsessed with being you know too many references and they're not funny to anybody that doesn't understand the reference and then there's things that I use the characters but they have nothing to do with the subject to the point was like why did you know and I'm like why I'm like why I'm like why I'm like why I'm Where in the hell did this idea even come? If you parody something you like and you do it, like if you're not, you know... That's why I always make two characters fucking because everybody can understand that.

Everybody needs to fucking. That's true. Or eating food, something that's global on a base level. That's another thing. That's another thing. It's relatability also in your cartoons. Like an idea where someone has to joke around the fact that they need to pay their bill or something. Yeah.

And it's just like you do like a really childish thing. And another thing I actually personally find funny is being immature in a professional setting. Like if a scientist is immature or the president does something really immature. To me, that's funny because he's supposed to be professional, yet he's acting like a fucking idiot. And that's funny to me. But it's obvious your niche of what you find funny because a lot of people will find certain things funny. Well, it's all completely stupid. Yeah, I can't stay with-humor is subjective.

It's a subject. That's the thing. I always try to make cartoons where it's like would it down in Europe. that doesn't understand this whole thing in America. We got a really tightly knit idea of things out here. And when you try to apply it to another, when some dude from Kenya is like, I really like your cartoons, man.

You're like, what part did you fucking like? What the hell are you talking about? I have one more question about animation guys. Yeah. What is it the most interesting or weird or unusual kind of like fan mail you've got? Like Al-Stampo was talking about the guy from Kenya or whatever.

Where was it? Yeah, fucking can you. Yeah, like, have you ever gotten something from somebody and you wondered like, why the hell is this person even up there? You know what we get a lot of? Like, both me and you and probably everyone else in here is messages from soldiers. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've- Yeah, I've got, yeah.

So, soldiers, I watch like Tankman and I'm like, oh, I'm glad you. I don't like it. This is your fucking Irish, bro. Why? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, was talking positively, man, and you're pissing soldiers on. I just, but I don't want to fucking, I would agree he cats and I have a lot of soldier followers.

And I said something kind of jokingly like, oh, you know, World War III said, I'd love to be in control of the propaganda. You know, there's World War II propaganda videos are really funny to me. And he responded, he's like, you think war is funny? And I was like, no, no, I didn't do that. He was like, okay, people die at war.

You said that people get weird shit. I got the mother load. Someone recently sent me a physical package, right? Full of the craziest, most psychop... It's crazy, right? They do you tell Chris. They put a stick in there? It's like a stick.

They put in change. They put in three of those. little dancing pickle guys or what are they raisins you know those guys oh the California right yes they put those guys in there like and they look like they're covered in shit they put in a really dirty letter that looks like it's covered in piss covered in the DCs it's gross and they put in like that's just weird and the house key it was just weird and that's just he to whose house I don't know if this key could go into anything but it's

creepy next do you want to break into that tangent where people just walk up to us and we're like hey hey stamper what would the dead nigger baby saying to you're just like dude I'm trying to eat you know I don't I your online persona like it's swift it gets like flipped it's like flipped into this thing we talked about we talked about us a little bit but like yeah like people had Skype or whatever on Twitter hey did you fuck a dead nigger baby faggot it's like nope have a you know you got away you know like yeah I was just paying my bills I had like the little glass side glass with doing my tax we're looking your finger we talked about that but people think we're

frothing chimps yeah Screaming. It's true. It's like people's the perception of how we do our stuff in the writing process They think oh all we do is just fire off curse words all right work the things too. They think we're radiacs. Oh you guys what it's exactly what you said Crazy at the house where we put all our fucking psychotic Weird things in our cartoons and we project through our cartoons because that's what we do I would like to think I'm not a crazy person would want to kill somebody because I make cartoons about butts farting and porn I'm sitting in the dark like a frown He had been like a Pokemon tumor on his head.

And then I sadly go back to watching like Star Trek in the dark quietly afterwards. I'm not like screaming in a long. You guys are easily the most normal people I've ever met in my life. I think if you see somebody who makes regular content, they're probably freaks in real life. Easily. The most psychotic people. I would say before it's kind of like, it's kind of like, it's their people. Jokes aside, if you meet the kid-friendly guy that makes kid-friendly shit, he's never had an outlet to like release and he will easily be the most awkward uncomfortable conversation you will ever have anybody.

I wish we could talk about some of the shit you guys who's a guy that we can't even talk about half the people. Who's the guy that means them. I have a topic. What's the closest you've ever come to hitting a girl go? Oh wow. Let's say it's wrong. It's wrong to hit a girl. What's the closest you come to You're gonna get a girl? Correction. It's wrong to hit anybody, but you mean hitting a girl? Yeah, what time? What time? One time I was out of doing my gal and she said can I eat? I said hold on that I say you could speak Are you born in the back? I got so close to give her the black eye. Oh boy.

Oh boy. Let her love that time. That's me. That's me. I am a pacifist. I would not hit a girl. I would If she, has there ever been one that's... If she hit me back, I would be like, thank you. Please can I have another. She pushed you just a little too far. Thank you for more. She did me hit you back. One time I went to see a movie with my friends and it was a little girl.

She was like 11 and I was 16 at the time. And she kept screaming during the movie and then we started throwing popcorn at her. And then after the movie she came out and she spat on me. Did you want to punch her? I wanted to fucking kill her. I wanted to put my thumbs in her eyes and pull her head apart. Oh my shit? This 11 year old girl.

And it's spinning it and closed it. What would sell it? How do you like that? jumps off the thing, you see the video stipper? Oh gosh. The fucking diver who jumps off the thing splits his fucking head and a half and the doctor like pushes his head first in the No, and if you link me to that, we're not friends anymore. I don't know how that got to that, but...

Wait, so we're talking about hitting... Yeah. Like, you... Touching with a fucking mouth, Corey. The old backhand. The old bill's my groove. If your girl was sucking on your thing, right? And she started biting on it really hard.

What would you do? Tell you like a dog. Well, at first I'd be in a form of ecstasy. No, Corp. No. She's ruined it. She's bitten deep into your corner. She looks up. She looks up and says this stick is behind. Ah She's just terrible. Well, I mean, I would probably hit her and she snapped your dig like a pencil. Oh. And there's more so would you honest would you like a clock or one? I almost had a girl because she wanted to make me chicken nuggets once in that one. That's not a euphemism or metaphor. She wouldn't be what even go on up to you in this dream. I was in college in my friends. They like this girl and they invite her over and then not like in any sexual

Just like, because she's like a friend of, hey out. But she brought her crazy roommate, who's crazy. And she brought us a plant as a gift, and we didn't want it. But that's a whole other story. We kind of played. Dude. It was a big house plant. And she's like, listen, Jeff, I'm going to make you chicken nuggets.

I said, I'm hungry. I'm like, I'm going to go make them. And she's like, no, I'm going to make them. And then we got into this huge argument and said, no, you're not making me chicken nuggets. I'm making my own fucking chicken nuggets. And then she's like, no, I'm making you the chicken nuggets. And she went into the kitchen. She got the chicken nuggets out of the freezer and I ripped them out of her hand. I'm like this is not no I am making my own chicken nuggets and this got really heat. This got really violent.

No, no. Anyway, that's the closest thing. Did she, oh Jeff, that was an extremely weird story. I know it is. How did it add, Jeff? Did she make you the chicken nuggets? Did you fucking eat them? She left I dumped a whole can of Coke into her potted plant Whoa. Threw it out the window and then my roommate went down and got the potty plant and brought it back up up to our we're on a second floor and he turned the pot he turned the broken pot towards the wall so she didn't see it and brought it back and then it died a weekly there you asked you traumatized it you know that was a weird story I apologize my girlfriend yes it was sucking my dick and then she bit it she bit it in half

that's actually actually had a huge phobia for a long time of that concept because it's in their mouth they can easily just fucking chomp down yeah and they will I don't do it when you're watching watching blow drive videos you never know like you never know like what I was you do know I was afraid of getting a blow job for that reason because they're gonna write it up or no balls are attached to you by mere thread they could easily bite them that's what I'm saying I was terrified so yeah okay eventually I always anyway

hold how old were you when you were head this was a fear it's like 14 no 15 what really day before you That's what I see you're like... It's not an irrational fear anymore, but back then I was like, I don't want a sticky sticky stink her mouth in me and body my penis off. Completely off. Completely off. What I don't get us?

What after that? Like, she couldn't get away with your penis. She'd go to jail. What happens after that? She could lie. She'd give it back and apologize. Yeah. I'm sorry.

She tapes it back on with... The scott's tape. All better. What? What? Stamper. Tell the story of the time you and I picked up a homeless guy, mostly you because I just Mostly you because I know I was heard that Zach was really scared apparently throughout this whole ordeal

I just like to hear your side of it What he talking about you told me you guys tie the time you and I want to get beer and you we went to this beer And you're like oh it's close you saw some homeless scraggly do it you're like Oh that guy yeah You're like roll down the windows that because why he was like hey man I'm homeless Which instead bros like get in the back car by big fucking hunting life is in the racete come on hop in We don't know who you are hop in

Come on Do you really like direct him towards the knives and weaponry in the back? That's scary He was a nice guy Yeah, okay You don't do that The worst part is Stimper Stimper could Oh yeah, please don't fucking cut my throat

and be really bumped down And the guy was like yeah man, that's cool He kept saying like that he'll like Don't fucking kill me while I'm driving Hey I'm gonna drive your character Are you still alive, Zach? I guess you got And he was so fucking

This dude was to kick him out of the car really slyly. Someone was like... I made that up. Just to irritate the aisle. Oh. Yeah, he's not in here. It's okay. You could lie. But, no, Stamper picked up this... We went to get beer. We stopped at this place that was close. Stamper fucking picked up this homeless dude who was hanging outside the beer place who wanted to get beer. He was on foot, man.

Yeah, because he's homeless. And then Stamper was like, get in the back, man. Where do you want to go? I mean, you know, we take anywhere. me anywhere and the dude was he didn't sleep for two days so he was like go over here man go over here and he let us on the highway and I was like oh this dude to take us to like some sherry shack to fucking kill us when his other home his friends his cannibal friends

his stamper kept saying oh yeah don't don't cut my throat don't fucking got me and kill me and the guy was like really weird about he was like yeah man I won't do that you're probably startling him because he never thought that he didn't he probably thought he was this dude was fucking recovering met that and Samper's like pushing his buttons like yeah don't kill me and he's like ideas in his head.

Yeah, he was what I think. I think he was already thinking that, but since you kept saying that he probably thought you had like ESPs. I know. I know. You're saying the fact that you... You need to be more careful because you picked up another guy once and he almost died in your backseat.

He was bleeding. He picked up a dying old man at like four in the morning. No, I saved that guy's life. Yeah. I saved that guy's life. If you died in your back seat, you'd be in a lot of trouble. He wasn't in my backseat. It was in my front seat.

Tell us. Tell us what happens to me. Dude, I drove, I was, I don't know why I left probably because, because I was pissed off at somebody. And I drove down the street. And there's this fucking old Santa Claus guy on the side of the road. And he was going like this.

Wait, waved his hands back at the morning. And I was like, what's the problem, man? You need help? And he's like, yeah, I need to get to the hospital. And he's like six blocks from the hospital. I was like, get in the fucking car. And that's all that happened. I drove him to the hospital.

Thanks, man. You save my life. He was dying the entire fucking way there. I swear to God, I saved his life. I took him to the emergency room. No, but what was wrong with him? I thought he's fucking a million years old. He's dying from a heart attack for eating bacon for 90 years. I don't fucking know. Man, at least your guy wanted to go to the hospital. I thought the old bleeding old man I found him.

Do I swear to God I saved that dude's life. I will not regret it. No, no, no. Stimper. You need to stop doing that. What if you peed on your seat? You assume that I go around just pick up everybody. You picked the fucking a meth addict. For no reason. Yeah, and I murdered all the average. Yeah, everybody judges me on this shit, but Ted, they know, Ted, Ted Bundney, too, because he's a handsome around.

They never think about all the fucking one out of ten times that I do it. I get fucking cruci-fying. Have you seen Stalin? But nobody ever brings up like the nine times that I've got a nice mustache. Anyways, Jeff, tell you the story of this whole, this weird fucking dude who walks her in the fucking life. Which, uh, the old, when the power went out that one week, there was pitch black, it was pitch black. I'm pulling up to my place. I'm pulling into the lot.

It's zero light. And I'm, all of a sudden, my lights slowly illuminate this old. bloody dude lying in the grass. I'm like oh my god what is this about. So I pull up, I stop and I just leave my lights on him and I go over to him and he's just like on all four is like blood dripping from his face into the grass and like hey man are you all right? He's like yeah oh I'm good dude he's he's like fucking wrecked his like face. You can't even see his eyes like blood drawing down his I don't know. It looks like it looked like he was coming back from the bar and fell on fell face first on the pavement But it seemed like everything was closed. So I don't know where the fuck he came from but he's like yeah man. I'm good I'm just I lost my ring in the grass. I'm like yeah, all right whatever you're just making up something I saw that guy too I saw but he tried to wait be done like just bailed I was like I'm gonna pick this dude up I couldn't leave him there

So I'm like well listen where do you live and he's like yeah apparently he lives like in the same like building island That happened to you, Stipper. What? You drink and you went home. I fucking picked the dude up, dragged him, him bloody, old man, bloody face back to the apartment building. Is that his name old man, like. Did you see his apartment? Did you see his apartment?

It's fucking covered in newspaper. Yeah, his part of, yeah. It's like a cartoon network show. Old man, bloody face. He wanted to unlock his apartment for him because he couldn't see shit. He didn't even know the, I'm like, I'm like, well, he's like, yeah, could you unlock my apartment for me? I'm like, yeah, but you know, just to say no, there's no power. And he's like, what do you mean there's no power?

I'm like, look around. It's the whole place is pitch black. There hasn't been any power in the area for like an hour. When our block shuts off, it shuts off. It goes completely dark. Yeah. Like, you drive for whatever. It's black for 20 minutes.

But I went in and his place was like something out of like Silent Hill. And I'm like, of course it, of course it looks like this. You're not going to be a well-adjusted human being with pictures of his family. Walks inside like nice Akita furniture everywhere. No, it's fucking horrible newspaper Dirty walls and newspaper in one dirty couch. You said there was a big turd stuck to the head nailed to the wall. This is fucking episode of Spudgebop and he gets it. Yeah I love that episode is something like Patrick fucking nails the turd of the wall. He nailed over easy eggs to the wall. He nailed shit. Oh yeah he put like a bike in a soup fucking container and he couldn't speak normally.

Jeff was telling a story. God damn this was ruined man. I, I, I, I saw it. I sat him down outside and talked him for a while to make sure he wasn't gonna fucking die because he refused to go to the hospital I guess you know I guess he didn't want to pay his hospital bill so I'm like well alright that's weird that is a lot of fucking that is that is very rational you get if you don't I mean I guess it is like you're looking $6,000 for a fucking adhesive so you don't die or something like I don't know you're sick you have a stomach code you go to the doctor they're like hey by the way you're sick that'll be $6,000 I just didn't want to be responsible if the guy would fucking die in here because it bleeding profusely. I just want to make sure he was...

There's a lot mentally there before I left them. I agree. It really is sad though, like the kind of shit that, because like they're not unsure because they can't afford it. So like I saw a video where this guy he got a wreck. He's like, no, don't take me to the hospital. It's gonna be too much. Don't call an ambulance. It's gonna be too much. It's like that's fucking sad. When you're conscious, your leg is broken, you're bleeding to death and you're like, don't call an ambulance. It's gonna cause it like $700 fucking dollars. I only have like a buck to my name. Yeah, it's really eye opening. I was felt bad for the guy.

There's a lot of people. Yeah, I did the same thing when I split the back of my head open. I went to Amazon and bought the pliers pull the staples out of the back. Corey. Because I knew if I went back it'd be another $400. Yeah. Or more. $6 that I'd spend on Amazon to get this fucking thing.

I'll sit and watching the thing on Netflix and pulling staples out of the back of my head. Because I knew how expensive it was going to place. I saw this thing. I saw this thing on Tumblr. People are going to, you know, Tumblr. But I saw this thing on Tumblr. It was a post about like... It's not valid.

I saw this thing. I saw this thing on Tumblr as a big post about like the kind of bills they got back the receipts they got these college kids They yeah they can't afford fucking like life insurance because they're college kids they're on the room Some of them don't insurance yeah health insurance and they're getting like charged like 22,000 dollars for like some fucking pills and a checkup on like a broken leg or something Like people who are they do like sports and they and they work out and they do stuff and they pull strains like they fuck up their hand they go to the doctor the doctor's like smoking. I think it charged $8,000 for a doctor to tell them something they probably could have figured out because they're not eight. I had like a, I had like a cis behind a couple years ago and I went to the emergency room and they did it, but it was like fucking five thousand. It was ridiculous. Yeah, I bet you had a cis white male behind me. I said,

whispering. I said get the cis out of me. I want to be, I want to be gay so I can be accepted. Stamp, remember the time I got a toothache? Yeah, we went to the dentist. It was $500 to look at it with a magnifying. and then when I went back to Ireland, it was 300 euros to have my two wisdom teeth taken out. He was the best option in the neighborhood. No, I know, but what I'm saying is that's really fucking. It's bullshit how much they charge. I remember what happened to you, Stamper, you had that stomach issue once, and then you went back and you're like, I got a bill for $4,000 to get some fucking painkiller medicine that I could have got at the store for $14.

Yeah, they give you aspirin and a pat on the back and they're like, Here's a bill for $4,000 and you're like okay. It's like they have to treat you if you show up on the thing And it's like oh man I'm recovering. Thank you thank you for saving my life I almost died and you go home and you fucking die have a heart attack because you get a bill That was worth more than your existence How can people shit in the Obamacare when you get these poor fuckers like myself when I signed up for health insurance? It was like $40 a month It right now if you go to the emergency room for me it'd be like with thousands of bucks it's like a hundred bucks a day tops now if you get your

a shirt under that. Yeah. It's ridiculous. People literally, they literally go a bum and they get sick of them up and it's like, are you kidding me? Don't get sick. Eat your own feces. Get built up your... Yeah, that's true. I'm saying like, I don't know how people can quit by this because it's like less than a phone bill a month that you get a fucking way, way better deal.

Jeff wants to tell. Oh, I mean, I was just saying how I had to go to the emergency room for a kidney stone and I was admitted overnight and that was, you know, actually I was mixing up two separate incidents but I went back to a hospital stayed overnight and I had to use a the special machine to sort of remove

my kidney stone with sound waves very futuristic they put you in a tank of water and they like sound waves and then my abdomen to shatter the shadow the kidney stone and then you piss out this blood into now they knock me out oh it's really weird you have to like

lie naked in this bath of water while they're doing it's fucking creepy and you wake up fully dressed that's like the best part where are you going with this oh I'm just saying I think the bill the bill for this was tens of thousands of dollars like just Jesus Christ, how'd you pay for that man?

Fucking just had to do it. Good old insurance. Insurance? Yeah. It'll do it. I had to make damn sure that I had those two teeth taken out before I came over because they weren't hurting me at the time, but I knew that if I had to get up taking it over here

would cost like fucking 10 grand or something. Versus 400 euros. It's fucking nuts because you go anywhere else. You go to like Europe and like the difference there is fucking astounding. Yeah. They're covered like we have health insurance, life insurance, insurance, health insurance, life insurance of health insurance, car insurance, breathing insurance.

Well, welcome to America, the best country in the world. I wouldn't change it for anything. I wouldn't either. Even our fucking broken-ass health care system that people die in the streets. Let me ask you something, Corey, you want to move to Africa, drink out of a puddle for breakfast? That's your breakfast. No, I'd do it. I would die.

Tuddle breakfast. Dirt cookies. I would die. Dirt cookies and puddle breakfast. Mud pies. And they put an AK-47 in your head and say you to shoot white men. Yeah. How do you like that? How do you like that? With your tuxedo shoes and your Olympics 1996 What the fuck you talking? You're just in your cartoon. No no that's true though

All these Africans they all wear like t-shoes and old Olympics t-shirts. They get what national fucking clothes association they get black trash bags of clothes you know they send them up you know how every time there's a Super Bowl or a world series oh yeah and they have the two teams playing they pre-print the winning shirt for both teams do what they do with the the team that loses they sell those fucking shirts to Africa that's that's actually know that I don't yeah and you got a bunch of fielish shirts like you remember feel them well that's all we have time for today thank you for listening to Sleepycast I've been Chris and Zach yes and Jeff hello and Corey it's Denver

God bless America see I bless us everybody Wait, actually.