SleepyCabin - SleepyCast 05 - [The Rogue Fingerer]

Episode Date: October 8, 2014

It's SleepyCast, Episode 05! This is a very special episode, we answer lotsa fan questions and spend the rest of the time blowing eachother and arguing at the top of our lungs! OK BYEEEEE! sleepycabin.com/audio/sleepycast-05/ This episode starring: Stamper (www.youtube.com/StamperTV) Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/Psychicpebbles) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/Spazkidin3d) Niall (www.youtube.com/Cryburgers) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! http://www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! http://www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! https://twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin... It's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch bullshitter... Welcome to the Sleepy Cabin podcast, aka Sleepy Cast. I am Corey Spass Kid.

I'm Nile Zach Pebbles Stamper TV TV And we will be your host For today's evening For today's evening Sweet

Best opening ever Yeah You did it Colin All right And today is a very Tonight Tonight we have a very special episode planned

Where we're going to answer fan question Well for part of it And then we're going to talk about Bullshit Bullshit Alright, so we jump right into this thing, Zach, do you think? Let's jump right in.

Let's jump right in. Buck naked. Not butt naked, because everyone says butt naked. It's fuck naked. It's not buck naked. It's not butt naked. It's butt naked. But it makes more sense.

But naked makes sense. Have you ever heard of the butt naked? First of all, it's butt naked. It's not even naked. It's butt naked. When I heard the term, Butt naked, say it. When I heard the term, buck naked, I always thought like a deer.

Like, I always thought that's what they were referring to. Buck, right? Yeah, what is Buck mean? Why are you to say Buck naked? It's like an opening area where the meadow is and stuff. But butt naked makes sense, logically. Yeah, because you're seeing somebody's butt. Yeah, that's as naked as you can get for the most of them.

So what is it? But naked. If you're super naked, you're going to see somebody's butt. It's butt naked. I'm telling you, it's butt naked. I do prefer butt naked. What is the fuck is naked? It's the black word.

Is it butt naked? It has nothing to do it black. It's the way you say it. But naked. Is it book naked? What sounds better? There was a girl in my house. She was running around butt-necked.

There was a girl in my house. She was running around buck naked. What about, like, naked as fuck? Like, she was naked as fuck. Because how- naked is-st distinguished? Like, fucking, you fuck when you're naked. Dude, if you... You sound horny when you say that she was naked as fuck.

Dude, if you said there was a girl running around the house saying she was naked as fuck, I'd be like, well, how naked? But if you were like... If you were, like, butt-necked, I'd be like, oh my God, really? Tell me more. What? What, butt-necked? Butt-necked?

Bid? Bitch was butt-necked. If you choose, he was thinking as fuck, you mean... You got it, dude. I like that. In Ireland, we say, in the nip. In the nip? Really?

Yeah, he was in the nip. That actually would work, because, like, your nipples. I just, I see, like, a proper guy when he's, like, she was buck naked. You know, like, okay. My God, it was buck naked. Oh, it's because when dears come out, they're, like, they're, like, hairless moles, because they fucking come out. Because they're not wearing hoodies and jeans? Yeah.

They're always naked. Yeah, no, when they come out, they're, like, just, like, gross fucking. I don't have anything to do a deer, bucks. It's like bucks. Buck. Buck naked sounds like professional. Like, uh, in today's news, at 7 a.m. there was a woman,

buck naked on the side of their own. What could say? Like a little buck could be naked. And then he interviews a guy and he's like, yeah, that bitch was butt naked. Did you ever hear of General Butt naked? What? General butt naked?

Do you something? Oh, yeah. I actually have heard of that. That's butt naked, though, right? It's butt naked. That's buck naked. No, General butt naked. You mean like the warlord?

African warlord? Who killed kids on some shit. I love his name. Yeah, I know. Like his whole crew has like these crazy rap names. Do you know why he did that? Why? He used to just run out butt naked and slaughter people And now he's like he's like a butt naked. Yeah, but he's like I'm sorry. Sorry, Zach. Uh, in the nip and he'd like Now he's like religious and everyone forgave him for some reason. Everyone forgave him for some reason. He ran around killing kids and women and hacking people's heads off. Yeah, while he was in the nip. And he was like guys, I'm pretty sorry. That was pretty fucked off. You're like, dude, it's fine. You're naked. You were naked. I was naked, you killed him. That needed more news. His name was like, he was seriously called General Butt-N-N-N-N-K-N-E. Yeah.

But-N-N-K-K-E. I remember that. I actually do remember that. Butt-N-N-N-K-K-I-D. I thought it was N-E-K-E-E-K-E. But what was the question? N-K-K-K-K-K-E. What was the question?

No, we just, I said, I said, let's jump in this buck-naked. Oh, okay. We literally didn't get to the podcast. We literally, we literally, we didn't even start the fucking podcast. We said two words and then that started a whole tangent. That's good. Okay. Stipper, you want to start off?

All right. So should we say what we're doing? Say who we said it and what we're from. Did you start from the top? Should we say what we're doing? All right, so Ben Zipkechirki says, what's one thing you love most about your job? Pass. I'm not going to do that one.

I don't know if you guys want to do it. Corey, let's do it. What's the most satisfying part of a cartoon for you, the cartoon process? Fucking getting it done? Yeah, finishing a project. I was just going to say it. wasting your life doing that. I'm like, that's done.

Now I've got to waste matter. The massive amounts of anxiety, like, it's adorfinite and this anxiety whenever released something. It's like, oh, God, where they take that? That's true. I refresh the fucking YouTube page for a day. Even, like, back then when I made, like, stupid troll shit, I'm like, oh, man, are people going to like this fucking one second loop? Yeah.

Well, that's the most satisfying thing. Really see it? Yeah, just getting that shit done and over with. Do you do that's pretty much for everybody? You release a thing? You kind of refresh the page over and over for, like, a day straight. Just kind of looking at the comments and then you forget about it. To make sure that you had did everything in.

Yeah, I actually go through this weird thing. Like, when I release something, I don't follow up on it for days. I forget that I did it. It's not that I forgot that I did it. You just want the big bulk to come out so you can just come back and delve into it. I just feel like it's like passing a kidney stone or like doing something like really serious that just like took a lot out of you and like you don't even want to say. And for the most part, I don't read my reviews either.

I mean, I'll like grace through them every now and again. I'll grace through like the first couple of pages just as because that's what I do. The general audience is really on point when it comes to like following, like, They'll see things. So, like, I really check through it to see if there was, like, an audio error or, like, a visual error. That is exactly what I do. When I release something, I'm, like, just looking for, was there, like, some out of sync? Or was there, like, some audio issues?

You give the general audience, like, 30 seconds. They're fucking kings of doing that shit. They'll be like, why does it look like? Yeah, and then you're like, fuck, I totally overlooked that. And then you got to put a giant annotation that takes up, like, 90% of the video. I'd rather just pull it down and put it back up. The first, like, two or three pages of stuff is generally what it's going to be for all of them. They're all gonna say the same kind of thing.

They are. This part was funny. This part was stupid. This part didn't look good. They're gonna cross. Yeah, first. Yeah, you're gonna get the same stuff. In before.

Better love story. Somebody. Yeah. Better love story at Twilight. You're gonna get the same kind of stuff. You know, go home. Okay, proceeding.

All right. I don't have any questions, but slap Stamper. All right, Jack. Ah, that actually hurt. Stamper, I can't slap you. Use the front of your hand.

You fucking. You fucking. You bitch slap you. Don't use the back of your hand. Yeah. What are your fucking angry father? Pick your socks up You used to palm of your hand

The back of your hand has knuckles This is why the back hand is slap is funny You burnt the meatloaf bitch I couldn't slap you I couldn't slap you I didn't want to The guy asked me to Actually you didn't even question it

You just did it, Zach You laid forward you laid into it You gave him you gave him the acknowledgement You were like all right Oh cool this was because of you Answer Oh wait yeah okay so this is a good one Joan, John, John is Joan awesome.

Wow, that guy fucking loves himself. What a ass-oh. He says, what is the most annoying part of anatomy to animate? Corey, you start. Oh, the most annoying part. Of anatomy, like, what's the hardest stuff to, like, to draw into animated? So, like, whenever you do it in 3D, like, how the fuck does this work? That's hard, that's hard to say, because titties are annoying, but they're more satisfying.

Titties are manageable. I like, I get the formation of tinnies and how they sag over the. body but the things I have the most trouble with is is like arms like really muscular arms and how they like bend and stuff like when someone does this the muscles and shit like there is it because you're trying to like make sure the I'm trying to get all the at accurate at least accurate enough to get the biceps and triceps and shit but it's so confusing with like connecting to the fucking elbow not only not only do you have a ton of muscles too not only do you have muscles you have bones too also the the pelvis area and stuff is really confusing with how it bends to

the penis area and you did you have a lot of problems I do that like because I draw a lot of gay porn so it's like it's hard to remember the pelvis region When you did the street fighter music video and you had to draw a bunch of like muscular characters Sucking each other off yeah I had a I didn't know what a fucking I was just drawing like Did you see my nanomy they had like 12 packs and their fucking I saw one friend I had six fingers one arm You actually said something along the the lines of when you started that you started drawing them in a certain way And the project took so long that by the end of it you were drawing the characters with

better anatomy. It's true. That's actually true. It's the same thing with the music video with fucking, if you look at the start all the way to the end, that was me learning from like six months. I learned more about anatomy as I went. I learned more about the muscle structure. So it's over time. So if people need a... Starbob

Street... Raius'clock. Raius'clock. I think it's Raius versus Ken. Yeah, this shit worked. It's one of those things where it's really weird how fast I pick up on stuff when I animate and then I almost want to like ditch everything. Start over. What about you, Nile? Me? Yeah. Well, first of First thing about anatomy that I know is literally nothing.

No, I'm not good. I'm just kind of shit. Oh wait, yeah. Why are you here? I'm still learning. Yeah, get the fuck out of here, dude. I'm already a beginner. Yeah, I agree with Corey and be a fucking Melvin and say arms. I still arms. Arms are confusing, and also backs. Back muscles confuse the fuck out of me.

Yeah. So, yeah, I think arms are the worst. Yeah. But, neck it. Let me ask you, son. Yeah, they go. All right, Zach. What is the next question, and who is it from? Tolorn on Twitter asks What was the first animation You were proud of making

The first thing you watched me You were like wow Maybe I could do this Maybe yeah this yeah All right It's not amazing But you know what I'm happy with it

I'm proud of it I'm on the fence with that one I don't think you should ever be proud of your work That's what I was about to say Satisfine is a better point Not proud maybe Satisfine is a better one When you finish something

You should be happy with it And you should be thinking about The next thing you're gonna make Yes You should never sit there and kiss your own ass What was the first time you thought, though, like, wow, I'm satisfied with what I did for once. I'm an extremely pessimistic person. I look at everything I make as an improvement.

Yeah. But I don't look at it. I'm not satisfied with it. I see the flaws because, like, I told you, I fucking improve, like, drastically each month I work on it because I learned something new. And I'm just like, that looks like shit. I could have done this so much better. I'm satisfied for, like, technical reasons. Like, I'm glad the audio came together.

I'm glad Flash didn't crash 90 million fucking times. Yeah. Actually, the cartoon I'm working on right now is the first one that I'm like, oh, man. I think I can. And it's a good like situation where you're content with how you're currently in. But for me, it's all, it's always a state of improvement. I'm satisfied that it fucking exported. Yeah.

That's not the answer he was looking for. Yeah, you know what? I was satisfied. This is real life, my friend. I was fucking, fucking satisfied after two months of crashing every single day for a solid two months. But, you know, Flash was never meant for animation. It was meant for like, um, design websites and stuff. Interactive, like, design stuff.

But, you know, we found it easy to, to make, not easy. But it was kind of like a better PowerPoint and you could have little characters walking around your website and then people started making all these fucking cartoons I remember the first time I got flashed in games never mind games First thing I got flash after like a week of not figure out what to do I made my first tween I did a car across the screen and I was like I freaked out it was like holy fuck I'm an animator I did the same thing I quit flash like three times before I finally went back and I was like well I guess I have nothing better to do and then I went in and actually focused and I was I was like, oh, now I get it. You know those flash cartoons?

The end. I never used flash. Do you know those flash cartoons where they, they, you clearly tell the person erased it like a hundred times to make the hands, like move out so like the fucking hands are all like breaking off and falling off and shit? Oh, because they kept redrawling it?

That was my first, like, like, like, like, you literally like, you drew the first frame, erased a head of next person and drew over it. I see what you say.

I fucking drew like your, like a retarded stick man walking with an axe and killing a blue stick man with blood and shit. And I was like, you know, you know, fucking plam! What I used to do. Blam, son!

I was, I was, I started doing quote-to-quote animation when I was 11 or 12, and I actually used to do in paint, in movie maker. I used to draw up pictures in paint and then put them together in movie maker. I used to make, I used to make, like, series, a whole series.

It would be 10 minutes each per episode of these weird stories. Do you know what I used to do in fucking MSPaint? I would take the line tool, expand my size of my canvas, like 25,000 by like 10,000. thousand and it would have like this long thing that you scroll down for 20 minutes and I would just fucking draw lines and make like little comics that move so like a character's running and like kicking and fight it like I do that with a version where you scroll down and the character's move and shit I do that with like a notebook you know you just that flick the pages and it like yeah I did like because when you scroll fast enough your eyes can't keep up with it

yeah my dad my dad did one was just a cheerleader doing jumping jacks or something and then I am the first one I did was just a guy diving off a diving board and he was like whoa it's like yeah so it was just sweet sort of colleges you guys go to? Oh, fucking public college? Like the worst college you could go to? Dude, that's it. That's a... That's a whole... That's going to take an hour time. That's like shopping for groceries at Sam's club. That's a fucking hour.

What are they on page two yet, Gly? Fucking, tell me some questions. You want to talk about college when fucking Garrett Latimer wants to know who has the hairiest ass? Yeah. I would imagine Stamper has the hair is ass. I said, but I vote you for Harry.

Actually, Corey, Corey, or Corey. I probably have a hairy ass. Well, people ask, hairy's ass, do they mean, like, your ass cheeks or, like, the crack? All around. It's all weird. I think it's just the conglomeration of hair, the volume of hair on the buttocks. I shave my ass and my ass crack because I'm really into butt play. Oh, well, I don't. But I actually am hairy everywhere but my ass.

Yeah, he's got, like, two beautiful orbs, like little snowblocks. I pick him up and shake him. My ass is, like, hairy. I probably have like twines of shit tucked in between each room. That's not like a dog. I don't want to answer this question anymore. Corey, you say your ass hair

nets up like a fisherman's net catching fish. Dude, when a turd slips out, it's like a Vetus flytrap grabbing at the shit. No. Oh, you say, Corrin, you say when you shit, he slices into the pieces

like Plato, it cuts it out. When you get out of the car, I see your ass crack and it's actually you can see a reflection in that. What's that? You can see your reflection in your ass that's like, you have a hairless. You have a pristine.

But let me tell you something I got a hairy tush so I win Because if if I showed you my dang old chest Whoa Who's the chest king? Oh no I think you are Corey I don't be chest sicken. Did you see my titty's like flail like nine times? Yeah, I figure tities in that I mean it's showing up Well Cory you have to have your tits Look at this horrible body wait

You guys can't see but we're grabbing our bellies and watching them vibrate I don't understand you you were very very skinny And then when you do that, it's not, but I guess because you're kind of sitting down. I told you, I have a goblin body. We have Stamper, I have Goblin Bidus. At least I'm not a fraud. I just... Yeah, for people that don't know a goblin body, it's like you have skinny legs and skinny arms.

When you have a gross, disgusting pop belly and little tities. There's two different bodies. There's goblin bodies and there's like football bodies. Coy has got a football body. When Coy puts on weight, he puts it all over his shoulders and face and arms, Stamper and I have skinny fucking arms and these massive tittyes with veins are over. There's only two types of. of bodies. We walk around with little

bodies. There's goblets and football like, me and Corey, we and Corey have the same kind of type. There's chiseled abs and sticky old goblet bodies. Which one are you? I got a goblet. I got a, maybe I'm like a half free between goblin and chiseled. Look at you, Corey. What about me? I don't know what I am. It's like, don't vomit on me. You're a sexy man.

I'll say that even if you're self-conscious of your titty, so long as your tities aren't bigger than your girlfriend's titties, you're fine. Next question. Go. Frank C-Sin. You know, I feel bad for this guy because if you take the C-ed of his name, his last name says Siemens, so I'm sorry for that. That's pretty sweet. I bet he's never heard that one, though.

I know, that's what I'm saying. I bet all of his friends from high school are going to see that and go, Frank Seaman. And they're just going to go out and call him that next time. Frank Seeson has never heard Frank Seaman, the seaman drinking baggins. That's also like two things. That's seaman and Seaman. I think I did mention it before, though, but I went to all of high school about anyone saying Nile the pedophile, or pedophile, as you guys would say, I was walking on fucking eggshells every day of my life

and I managed to get out of there. Now I'm just like, Frank Seeson says, question for all of you. If you could kill one person, who would it be at how? Kill? Like all of us? Yeah, kill Corey. Does he mean kill, like, one of us? You'll kill any person on Earth.

Oh, on Earth, okay. They don't know the people we hate? That's a dumb question. Frank Seaman, fuck you. You Seaman. I'd kill Frank Seaman. What about you? Frank, yeah, we'd all kill you together, Frank Seas.

We'd do it big rock. We'd bash your head in. We fucking tie you down and make those silly Seaman names you don't like to hear. Yeah. Then kill you. That's actually not true. Joe, Joe from Twitter says, Why is Corey such a bitch?

Well, that's an intricate question. Corey, see that there's a lot of, like, levels to that. Fuck you! You know what I saw the first time yesterday? Yes. The poem, uh, there once was a man from the Tucket. What is it? He sat on his...

He sat on his fat ass and stuffed it. No, how does it... That's not how we go. I don't remember. Uh, there once was a man from Nantucket who had a very big bucket. His girlfriend called Nann ran away with a van, and what happened to the bucket? Nand took it.

No, I thought it was the Wits was made from the Tucket. I thought it was the Wins was a man. What the fuck are you talking about? It's like there once was... Yeah, he had a long cock, he could suck it. The once was a girl named Miss Muffet. No. Who sat on a toss where they ate her curds and white.

I'm talking about the coffee one. A long time sat next to Sider and scared her to the fuck away. That's the fucking nursery song. You just blended shit. That doesn't even make any sense. There was a spider who landed inside of took a big shit and the guy split up the sideline and said there's a fucking spider and threw in the grass because who wants to drink a fucking spider.

Wait, the spider landed inside her? And then Goldie locks came in. And the three there and said, How many monkeys are jumping on the fucking bad god damn it? Corey, read a good question that you think you'd have a lot of answers for. This is partially simmered to some... No, I don't want to do that.

Give me a damn paper. No, I got it. Okay, RJ Dominguez, at Pisckey Man, says, who is the biggest winner? The whole sleepy cast. No, um, well, I'd say, like... Oh, did you answer that too? I've got a...

No, that was his thing in parentheses. Like, okay, out of all the cast members, who is the biggest winner? I got a solid 6.5, but that doesn't count for the girth. I would honestly say, I think my dick is just like a modest size, like, kind of like, I, look, it's a, it's a nice dick. It's a nice dick. It's the same exact size and shape as a Coke can.

Really? Yeah. Oh my God, Zach. Jesus Christ. Pick a better question. Garrett's Latimer on Twitter asks, most hated movie. We already discussed this. Did we?

What's the most hated movie? My one was epic movie. No, you can't say hated, because hated is very, Hated needs to be reserved for things you legitimately hold spiteful. Okay, worst movie I've seen recently in-appropriate comedy. You very strongly dislike. Um, fucking a million ways to die in the West. I despise that movie.

Also, in-appropriate comedy. It's actually... Inappropriate comedy. I felt insulted. See, that movie is just like, I feel like, you know, it's one of those things where it's like, those guys were fucking, like, writing no-name crap anyways. Are you talking about inappropriate comedy? Yeah. But this was, I mean, like, it's on Netflix.

This was like Seth Macfarlane, a big budget guy who made. fucking whatever, and then he makes a movie and it's heinous. It's like kidding me? Yeah, and he puts himself as the protagonist and he does not look like a leading man. He doesn't look like he's the actor should be a leading man. Not even a little bit. I don't like E.T. I don't like E.T. I've never liked E.T.

It's just fucking creepy and scary and weird and like, really like a kid, and yeah, when I'm a kid, I'm going to relate to going up to an alien and being like, hey, you want to be my friend? A fucking scary hair. Try to give him fucking... By skin. And then halfway through the movie, he's turning white and dying, and he's a fucking

Like scary hammerhead alien shark that flips the kid off the whole time with his fucking glowie finger What does phone home mean? Does he mean he actually mean he wants to tough? A hammerhead shark alien? Yeah, he looks like a fucking slimy hammerhead shark with a With a... Gullum nose. That's what he fucking looks like.

This is a fucking stupid, horrible... Golly fucking movie. Dare it. Yeah, see it. Give him fucking Reese's pieces and shit. You know what I would do? What? I would take my fucking sheet and put it over him shoving down the goddamn stairs like the animatronic

Kill a fucking alien? Hold on. If you saw a real alien, you'd fucking kill it, you'd fucking kill it, you'd push to the stairs? He'd be like, no! Dude, when you were a kid, you wanted to have cool friends,

like little robots and like, you don't want to, no kid wants to befriend an alien. Are you kidding me? If that alien came through my door when I was a kid, I would be fucking scared, shitless.

I'd call a brown singer alien hiding in kids trash. Why is his finger brown? That's the question. Oh, oh. Fucking Juno. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I want to be quirky bullshit. You know, okay, here's the thing. You either hate or like it, Napoleon Dynamite. You either hate it or like it. I really like Napoleon Dynamite. But it's charming and quirky. I saw, I didn't see right.

I understand, I understand why people could not like Napoleon. It's very dry. And that's cool. And that's totally fine. If you don't like a gray line movie. It's a gray line movie. Juno is a gray tilting off into the fucking Black Abyss movie. And what happened?

Do you know is fucking an. hour and a half watching some fucking 13 year old bitch talking about, oh, you're not down with this band from the fucking 70s? Everything is reference after reference after reference. Quirky movies like 500 days of summer, Juneau, all that. It's just one of those things where it's like you can never turn it down. Like it's so virally popular at one point. You still get it because you like quirky. Oh yeah, like God forbid you say you don't like Star Wars. Do you any of you guys even play the ukulele? Because then you're not hipster enough to fucking understand that movie. I am so fucking sick. Either way

the movie was shit. Dien. Was she also the actor in Super? Yeah, she was in Super. Super was a great movie. Super was a phenomenal movie, but she fucking ruined Super. She was way too over the top. Yeah. Yeah, if you haven't seen Super, go watch Super because this is a great movie.

Go watch it right now. It's definitely a breath of fresh air if you're looking for a movie that you haven't seen. It's kind of like, to me, when I saw Super, I also think Kevin Bacon is an amazing bad guy. Oh, yeah, he was great in that. He has that, like, snarky look. Yeah. You know what movie everybody hated with Super? Kevin Bacon, but I thought it was easily

his best movie ever. Which one? Was Death Sentence. Never saw it. It's like a movie that really flew under the radar, but death sentence was a fucking great movie. It was by the same guy that made Saw. And it has like a 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. I mean, it's not a phenomenal movie, like, the writing and stuff like that, but in terms of like a Kevin

Bacon movie and like the plot and like it keeps you involved the whole time, it was a great movie. Right. But someone's asking, I'm currently making... Dr. Steen is currently making a source filmmaker, sleepie cast, animated video. If I finish it, will you watch it? If you put it on the Sleapy Cabin, subreddit, we will definitely watch it. Send it to us on Twitter or put on the...

On the sober edit. That's the thing. If you have anything to send to this, like, for us, we're always looking for, like, fan stuff. We, okay, so first of all, we watch every movie that anybody ever makes multiple times. Yeah, we always laugh. We always fucking laugh at them. We'd also like to say that we really appreciate all, like, the support you guys have given the podcast, like, spread the word and other thing. And some people might feel a little left out if they're not promoted on the, on the, on the,

the website, but you know, if we put all of them up, then it would just like, it would just be this constant flurry, just like, yeah. Yeah, like if you make something, just put it on the subreddit or link it to us on Twitter. That's where I get most of the feed. Twitter's good. I'm usually on Twitter. I'll usually check and see what you guys said, so. Yeah, I'm looking for hot bitches with their pussy out. Hot bitches. If you got your pussy out, send it to us, I'll have you a pussy. I welcome. Brad on Twitter wants to know, what are your guys' favorite songs of all time?

Well, Brad, were you the jock in high school? What the fuck? The favorite... I don't know. I just think Brad is a jock. These questions... You got to be done against Brad, man. These questions, stop.

Man, these fucking... Ah! What's your favorite pop-chard flavor? Oh! So, yeah. Actually, no. Strobberon. No, s'mers.

Stop billion. Have you tried s'm kidding me? Have you tried s'm? Have you? All right. Those brownies? Oh, my God. Shut your fucking wimps.

You make chocolate. Yeah, you're one of those pussies that like the chocolate. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Chocolate cinnamon. They're good.

Two words. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. Hold on. Corey, you shut your fucking mouth. We're having a goddamn point off right now. You can't fucking see. But hold on.

Okay, the only reason I got brown sugars because it's the cheapest, because we were poor. Pop-tarts were all the same price. Whatever? The fucking brown sugar woods were made in the back hallies. Everywhere else was made in prestigious buildings. That's bullshit! Prestigious buildings. So they had their own separate buildings.

The cinnamon, the cinnamon wine. They don't have... What do they have? When I went to the pop-ta... When I went to the fucking off-brand pop-tarts store? Oh, what's that? No strawberry? Only cinnamon. They don't have good Pop-Tart factory.

They have one Pop-Tart factory. Whatever you go to store! Whatever you go to store! Some dirty guy throws brown cinnamon and there's some stupid fucking popcorn. And you're stupid- fucking popcorn. And you shill down your goddamn call it and shit it out. No one is a fuck! And they steal your shit and put it back to the popcorn.

Wait, way, way, way, way. Corey said he saves his pop tides for Thanksgiving. I want to see what... No, I said... It said, shut your gorge, shave it off, and save it for Thanksgiving. Corey, I have two words for you. Frosted strawberry. Best Pop-Tart.

Let me draw. Strawberry. Strawberry, strawberry, strawberry. And second place, blueberry. Let me say something. Blueberry. Let me say something. The Wildberry was good, too.

Let me just say something. Leave your favorite pop tarts in the comments below. I liked all the pop tarts, but the only ones I were able to get were the chocolate brownie ones that you put in the freezer and the cinnamon ones. Well, that's reasonable. That's all you had to say. The smores ones. were screaming. I couldn't say it. The strawberry ones

were better, though. Stamper, stop instigating the argument. But they were expensive. Anyway, I had to go to Walmart. My mom couldn't, because it was expensive. That wasn't instigating the argument. See, he's completely reasonable. I know, but you were being lying. I mean, fuck Pop-Tarts. You know, toastish-trudels, toast-s-s-trudels. Oh, toast-s and churts are the shit. Fuck Pop-Tarts.

Woo! Whatever. So it's a very, my favorite song, it has to be anything from Queen is, probably. I think, Bohemian and Rhapsody, because you can just sing that with your friends. The Hibymy and Rhapsody, I was a break free. Riga, any of those, probably. It's literally the song, like, when you listen to everyone knows the words to be, they even sing the high parts, low parts, they do duets.

Everyone knows me and Riga is so fucking catchy. What's this song that everyone knows by Queen except for me? It's the one where they... Don't stop me now? Everyone knows all the words for that. I don't know that, but it's a good fucking song. I'm gonna have myself. Listen, my father, Freddie Mercury enjoyed it.

Singing. Your father's dead? That's a bullshit question, though, because it's like saying, what's your favorite movie? and then you're like, oh, Terminator 2, and then an hour later, you're like, oh, God, I should have to say, this is my biggest issue with favorite things, and I think, like, I guess you guys would all agree. No, when you ask somebody, you have to say what are some of your favorites. Exactly. What are some of your favorite songs? What is some of your favorite movies?

It's easy to say what you fucking hate because it's possible to diabolically hate something, but to, like, have a favorite, your taste changed constantly. I don't think we ever expressed their favorite kind of music on here. Would you like to just kind of delve into that just a little bit? Oh, well, I guess for me, like, if I was doing my favorite kind of, kind of, you know, of music. I've recently actually gotten into like different stuff I never used to listen to back then. So I've gotten into like like rock, just like like rock music like old alternative rock. I've been listening to that kind of stuff like what bands like people a fucking shit ton of people are like 60s 70s kind of rock. Oh dude my playlist is destroyed. I listen to finished

death metal fucking 90s hip hop and then it goes back to k-pop. It really is like I used to have a definitive genre back then I used to only listen to ska punk and reggae but over the years I've grown accustomed to a ton of different music and it's like I don't want to have a few genres I like and now when people are like what do you like it's like well I was Nostologically I like skaw but I'm getting into like alternate rock and like I know you rag on like sugar ray and shit but I would still listen to I do I like sugar ray and shit That song is still catchy. I'll still do it. If that song played in the radio and leave it all the way every day I wake up with a halo at the fucking song The end of my four post bed. I don't know this song what's this song? What's the song? Or the sugar race or course say someday. Someday

Every morning when I wake up there's a halo at the end of my four post bed or some shit like that. Oh yeah. I play the... I try to do it that I'm out of... Anyways, I don't know, like... I guess for me, I, like, now I'm diving... Every morning when I'm... I'm, like, diving into, like, old 90s music, basically.

But I'm trying to, like... I feel like there's a lot of really good British bands I didn't know about. Like, there's a ton of, like, out there bands. Like, when you listen to American rock and what was on the radio, You were missing out of this entire other area. People need to expand their horizons. Yeah, exactly. People don't understand how, like, on point the South Koreans are.

Oh, my God. Americans wouldn't listen to pop music anymore if they just flipped over to Korean pop music. Granted, you can't understand the lyrics, but maybe that's a good thing. There's still good rhythm. Oh, you sing about over here anyway. It's not like any bar in lyrics are fucking valid. Like, yeah, but it's like, I don't know the bands because it's all a bunch of Korean symbols, but they're great music.

I, it's like, it's like dollar sign, um, Goku's sign in the back of his shirt, and then I'll make my... That's my favorite fucking Queen then. I like 80s kind of rock. You like rock ballads. I fucking love rock ballads. Yeah, Queen, the police, Billy Idol. White Snake. Oh, I love White Snake.

White Snake, Van Haler, that kind of thing. One of the small thing. Musicals, like, South Park. Musicals are great. Lay Miz, I just got it too. Yeah, Lay Miss is fucking great. Very, very, very appealing. So, like, it's weird. It's scattered.

Leigh Miss is great. Like, I like musicals, too. Corden Ocean. Did you listen to that yet? I listen to all of Lameez. I have their, like, fucking playlist. They're great. They're all good.

Do you watch your 10th anniversary? That's the best one I think. That's the best one. Yeah, that's the one I saved. No, that's the one I saved. Also, Colt Wilkinson's voice. That fucking song that Susan Boyle sang. I dream the dream of God God.

That is such a good song. It gives me like immense. You know the song is like, stars. But like, I don't know any other group of dudes who likes musical. Do we have any other questions? Yeah, with a bunch. Shoot away. Okay, Walter Abbajay says,

What's the deal with airline peanuts? They don't even have peanuts on airplanes anymore because people are allergic to them. They sell you sandwiches or give you complimentary pretzels. Actually, you dumb? Fuck! Actually, you know, when you go to there, you can get like a thing. Like, I always get this, like, snack box that gives you, like, a ton of shit for $7. Like cheese and...

Just like a ton of shit. They give you, like, fucking Oreo cookies, crackers and... Airline Peanuts? Welcome to stand-up comedy in 1990. Also, Jerry Seifel never said that joke. Really? I don't think he ever said... I don't think he ever said,

what's the doing with airline food. Zach, you can approve this. What actually happened was he was doing a stand-up routine, and some guy with a poppy mic was like, who wants to deal with air peanuts? It was to deal with airline peanuts. And then that got really viral because it was on, like, a late night show.

You know what the problem of Jerry Seinfeld is? He's not funny. No. Next. Larry David's funny, though. No, no. Jerry Seinfeld. He's funny to insanely rich billionaires,

but he had the same set for the last 20 years, 30 years. I fucking... It's weird that he had Larry David. David worked together along. He's got this aura that just rubs me wrong and there's just something about it that I don't like. Yeah, like he's the kind of guy who go on stage wearing a suit and you just automatically looks like, like, like, I was telling Zach the other day that when someone's going on stage, like if they wear a suit, it's like they're kind of already looking better than you, they're already like, I'm better than you. I think, I think probably to standoff. He never makes me feel comfortable.

I can never relate to him. I've always had this idea that, uh, this notion that you have to kind of be at least on par with the audience. On part, yeah. If not below this. I have the exact same theory. It's like, if you're ugly and bald and bad, it's like, well, this guy's below it. I'm gonna laugh at him. Dude, that's the very definition

of being relatable. That's it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's exactly. Like, if you go on stage with a t-shirt, you have a bit of a pop belly and you're wearing jeans or something. People at stage, you have like a nice shirt,

and you're rich, and you have a big dick and nice hair. It's like, why was my father's yacht today? And a girl touched me and spilled wine on my... It's like, oh, what do you? Yeah, aside from Dink. Do you know how much I spent for this sweater? She spilled wine on it. Why?

I slapped the bitch and said, lawyer, come here and pay her, so she doesn't talk to the police. I wouldn't have minded it. if it was a $100 bottle of wine, but it was only a $60 bottle of wine. She was eating fish. It was red wine. Who drinks red wine with fish?

I would like awkwardly look around and All right, next question. That's a good question. The answer is yes. Okay, next question. Michael Kearney, Mick needs to rant, says Richard Williams said

animators should work in silence. Bullshit. What do you guys listen to went animating. Dude, that's like the definitive book on animation. What the fuck's he telling? What's in that book? It says that... Walk cycles. Page one. Walk cycles. Page two. Granted, it's a good book. It's good for cycles and learning movement.

Yeah, but it's not good to follow like a goddamn Bible. These are like... It really is like if you follow it like it's your fucking prophecy. You wake up in the morning, pray to your fucking animator survival guy. What if it's in a book? People will follow it like fucking prophecy. That feels like personal advice. He took way too seriously

to put the book. This is a thing. Listen, no animator you ever made will follow that rule everybody say might I suggest you work in silence? No. It says, don't listen to anything you fucking creet it. Well, if Richard Williams had a roof shark back in the day, I have an inkling, you know, he'd be... It's a different

age. It's like we live in an age where we're constantly bombarded with new technology where... I would never go out of by a record for listening to a second... We all blast death metal and watch Predator 2 while we're animated. What kind of... What kind of advice is that? You actually need distractions so you fucking don't go crazy.

I'm not listening to something is if I'm editing audio. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Right, so I can't. And that's mainly why I hate editing audio. That's the only reason why I hate editing audio. Let me tell you something. If you're going to sit there and work in solitude and draw the same fucking picture over and over without any sound, I guarantee the next day you're going to fucking kill someone and wind up in jail.

Yeah, it is the definition of insanity. You'd be surprised how much stuff we go through. I bird through like entire TV series over and over. Like, watched it like three times it. Like, let me tell you something. When it comes to animating, it's like... Just yesterday I was animating. I watched The Thing.

Batman Returns. Just rapid fire shit. True grit. Yeah. But you're not watching it. It's odd screen while you animate. True grit. The crow.

I just put them all like back to back like that. Just kind of... I want to get you through your... Watch the boy is dog. It's a good movie. Because you live in solitude. Those are like your friends. They talk to you while you're working.

And they inspire you to do it. Do you know what I did with... And they inspire you too. Do you know what I did with... Richard Williams animator survival guy? John, I opened it up and... I opened it up, swung through a few pages on my... I put it down and then I fucking never used it again

because I've never opened that book and thoroughly went through it. What is Richard Williams responsible for? Did he make any cartoon? Roger Rabbit. He made Roger Rabbit. He's a business. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

But I do feel very, very sorry for him for one reason. Can I say... No, I'm going to get crucified for that. I should have known that. Yeah, this... No, because I love Roger Rabbit. I just didn't know who was responsible. We could cut it out, man.

But anyway... I'm just saying, don't use it like a Bible. Fucking follow your own reasons. That's the thing with books, though. Like, when people finish a book, they always blow it completely out of proportion. And they take all the information inside, well above and beyond face values.

It's like they just finish some ancient tome. And it could be the most bullshit book. Like, yeah, I read this book on comedy theory, and this is the way that I'm going to live my life now because reading a book is such a task. Yeah. But Richard Williams in the 70s. He started this movie,

I think, was called The Prince in the Thirteen. thieves and he was literally working on it all by himself for 20. The teeth and the cobbler. You're right. Sorry. And he was working on it for 20 years all by himself. And then just as he was about to release it, Aladdin came out. And it was a similar theme, much, it blew it out of the water. And he released it and they're fucking bombed. And what you go?

Yeah, look, type in The Feep of the Cobbler. Look at the type of like backstory or something. It's so fucking sad. It is so sad. I'm not saying anything. Like Richard Williams, he's done great stuff. But the thing is, people should not take stuff to heart. Like, it's like, if something says,

in a book if a guy's like, listen, I'm an animator and I never listen to music. Okay, let me put it this way. Well, you're not him. All of the... So you should have your own choices in life and not fucking... All of the rules in the book are objectively true. Exactly. There are objective, overarching rules to animation. But personal advice like that, like you shouldn't listen to music,

are bullshit. I mean, they're bullshit. Every human being on the face of the planet lives, thinks, and works differently. Exactly. Sam asks, is... Zach, are you ready for Ebola? No, shut up. Dude, isn't the first time you told me to shut up.

on this podcast. Talking to Sam, would you stop thinking of these personally? Taylor, on Twitter, asks, when did you get

into the most trouble in school? Oh, this one time I was like drawing in class and I made like a giant orgy of like characters

fucking and then my principal got a hold of it. At the end of middle school I was growing that we were drawing each other's

earbooks at the end you know me, you know, did we all have fucked up up drawing stories where we got in the most

trouble? Yes, you know something? There was this one kid who hated me and I hated him And he was like, look, I was like, I'll sell you a yearbook. No hard feelings.

I drew a huge fuck. I drew a bunch of little cocks, like ninja cocks everywhere. I was like, yeah, that's really funny. My dumbass brother, I gave it to him. He was like, can I try it? I was like, yeah. He turned the page, you took one whole blank page. He drew a massive jizzing cock.

And I was like, you fucking idiot. He's going to tell us, you idiot. And then he was like, no, nobody. Give the yearbook back. And like, an hour past, nothing happened. And the principal called me in. And it was like, what the fuck is this? And then it called my mom in.

My mom came. And she was like really, upset. We got kicked out on the last day of middle school, the last fucking day. You're on your brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, both of us. My mom was like, oh my God, and the principal showed the yearbook and it was a huge throbbing jizzing cock, my brother drew. And another time in high school... Was he snickering under his breath? We were both laughing. My principal was like some really clean-cut guy who's like, what is this? There was a huge, fucking weird-looking cock, and the kid was, you know, and another time...

I should have lied and said it was a vainie rocket. Yeah, yeah. You know? And then the time, in high school, I drew Hitler. He was shrugging like, it was, you know, shrugging like, it was, you know, what is it with you with Hitler? God! Coincidence. Let me tell you something. You know what my mom thinks? My mom thinks when she died, her past life was like a witch in a dungeon because she said she has weird dreams.

You know what I think? I think you have dreams of you waking up in his fucking really filled with paintings. You were Hitler. You snuck out of class. Yeah, you don't have a point complex. You got a Hitler complex. You put up. Like, don't trust me.

You put out your hair and you put on your thing and you were like, such a must die. When I was like 13 or 14, my friends were like we were walking home from school On the sidewalk we all started putting her fingers through our zippers and laughing like hitting each other's fingers And this fucking big fat bitch pull over she's like my kids are in the car And we're like it's not a real dicks And she was like I saw your dicks and we're like no she was convinced we were touching dicks on the sidewalk And she was like she stood screwed she said I'm calling the cops like what are they gonna do I was like I don't can't she pulled away we're like fuck I mean we were like we

to my dad's house. And that was stupid because she probably didn't call the cops. She used to wear the scares and it worked. Dude, that would be fucking, dude, that's a thing. Do you know when you're doing something stupid as a kid? You're just, like, fucking around, like, hitting trees and shit with twigs and, like, smashing them. And then someone's like, you can't do that. And you fucking bull.

But realistically, you could be like, fuck you. I can do that if I want. But you didn't know better because you were a kid. You were like... Yeah, you thought adults no best. Yeah, you were like, oh my God, I'm going to get... I'm going to tell my mom is to say I was hitting a fucking branch against a tree and be so grunted. It's funny how, like, when you're an adult, like, I do child as shit all the time now, and I just get away with it because I'm older now, I guess.

Well, what if someone, like, older, older than you can't be he's like, you need to stop that. What are they to do? Um, yeah, this, this dude is, this guy is, die. Like, I go to the gas station all the time, and I'm like, I want candy, and then other adults are just like, you need some candy. I want candy for that. I want candy for breakfast. I'll slam it on the table, and I'm like, I want this candy now, and then I pay for it. This guy in my school used to rape kids on the bus.

Rape? Yeah, he'd eat... I would say it's almost borderline rape, but because he was taller and because he was laughing while he was doing it, everyone thought it was a joke. What? Nile. Yeah, his name was... I'm not...

Actually, I'm not going to name you. But if you're listening... You literally just said that the guy used to rape kids on the bus. Yeah, he laughed. He did. But he was one of the students, but he was bigger and stronger than everybody else. How would he do that? He would actually, like...

He would pull up their pants and fuck their orifices. No, listen, there was two buses. I always got one of the buses, the one without him. But when I was kind of forced to be on the ones with him, he'd, like, pull out a guy, and he'd, like, pull down their pants and start fingering their ass. He would, and everyone would be like, unless you fucking fought back with all your might.

Surely the kid was crying. He was being figured out the ass, right? He would be, like, stop. There was this guy in my school who everyone... He was this dorky guy, and everyone just made a rumor one day that he's a huge dick because it was funny, so he's going to... So, he... Like, no one actually knew what his dick was like,

So everyone was like, oh, yeah, this guy has a huge fucking dick, and they're like, ah, it's funny because he's fucking a dork. And then one day he goes, I'm going to check if you have a big dick. And he literally fucking pulled down his pants and his underwear just to see if he was a big dick. And then he actually did have a huge dick. So everyone was like, ah, ha ha. And like, all the while, like, you're just sitting there being like, dude, like, what the fuck is going on here? No, seriously, he literally fingered dude's asses and stuff.

I am so lost. What? Who was fingering who? Why were you clapping and cheering? All the whole class was clapping and cheering. Did you do it? No, I was actually... Would you golf clapping or fucking like...

No, okay, stop and zapp-as-z-on-that. So there was a nerd in your school that supposedly had a big dick. Yeah, but just because it was funny. Everyone attacked him and pulled his pants down to see if he had a really big dick. Yeah. And then for vengeance, he would attack kids on the bus and finger-fuck their butt holes? No, no, it's not quite like that. It was...

That's exactly what your story was. Well, like, he wasn't out for vengeance. Big dick kid was the... was the finger. Well, no, no, he was not the finger. So he was just a... He was accidentally started doing that for fun? Well, he was actually, he ended up being friends with the rapist So him and the race is the rapist I can't name drop, but it was this you know you know you are So big dick nerd oh I hope you listen to this you fucking asshole so the finger

The rogue fingeringer and big digger guys? Did you get a finger in the butt? Wait, I actually didn't because I never went on that bus and I was Nile Nile this is the most bizarre store where does the where is the big autistic guy with no winner come into play Nile was the the guy with the big dick the nerd was he the rogue fingerer? No, but he was an accomplice. But this was after the fact. It was like he was recruiting him. Yeah.

What about the other fucking weirdos who were clapping? Yeah, everyone was clapping. I think they were cheering him on for thinking of his ass. I think they were cheering because if they were against him, then they'd be a victim of fingering. Yeah, but if you gang up on the fingeringer, you won't be fingered. It's common knowledge. Yeah, but they wouldn't because he was bigger and he was laughing. All the kids used their clapping hands to put to insert his ass and they all became the finger.

I wish that happened. I wish that happened, but it didn't. The fingeries become the fingerers. Dude, there was a fun of a crisis. So the guy with the big dick was like the mob boss that had peons No he was like the you know there was like the king No there was the mob boss and then there was the capo He would like give a kid his lunch to figure some kids

No no no no no No, listen there was the mob boss which was this guy that the main finger the rogue finger The rogue finger and then there was his like capo you know like if you understand mom So his second hand there was big dick no in the big dick nerdo who got recruited Who got a bus driver fucking stop there was a group of people while he was finger guys like I'm getting He should have but the bus driver like keep Down, I'm driving. Dude, the bus driver had a camera.

He was watching. Yeah, no, he may have been. I don't know. Oh, if we're talking about, like, jerking off in the bus, there used to, and on our bus, there used to be, like, holes in the bus where people would stab them with fucking, like, forks and knives and shit. And there was a hole in the back where there's a, there was a hole where they... What kind of buses did you guys go to school in? Dude, but my bus...

Here's my bus stools. Here's my bus. I got the bus. I got the bus. I drove to school, and I got out the bus. You fucking... You guys live a school. some creepy back you. I got my I only got mildly fingered by this guy.

This guy I got fingered. This guy I got fingered I got fingered I got fingered each other. Dude a kid when I got fingered. You could save that moment but a kid was fucking the hole and he he got like the back of a bus. With somebody else on the other side of the hole is he fucking the hole. No it was he scraped his dick against the fucking like a staple, a staple. A staple? Why was a kid fucking a hole in the bus, Corey?

They started tape. They started taking it. taping it up at one point but people were pulling the tape off and fucking it again. Because one school did you go to, Corey? My school... Public school. Yeah, but listen, but... Oh.

I only got fingered when I was in the queue for subway by this guy. If I was standing in front of him, he goes... God, what is happening right now? If I was standing in front of him, he'd go... I have a question. And I'd be like... What's wrong with Ireland? No one...

What's wrong with Missouri? It was so fucking strange, because no one knew that this was weird behavior. No one, no one like acknowledged that this was not normal. was like, oh, this is just this guy. I have a solution. I'm going to call him Jim, because that's fucking close to his name. Put the finger on Coors. Oh, his name's James.

God damn. Yeah, well, okay, his name was James, but I'm not going to go any more detail. Look, look, put the finger on course, he'll figure the hole and everyone's fine. You could have said like, like, like, the finger. No, I was, okay, I fucked up. You literally just had to get the, you really, fucking the rogue nerd fingerer, bring them to my place.

He could have been the hole in the back. And then, butts would have been safe. The butt is happy, because the rogue finger gets the finger. The hole is filled. He would still be there to this day. I'm not doing this guy justice. I'm really not doing this guy justice because what he would actually do? And no kids go back there.

They're always like, there's real finger back there. I'm doing it. Like, I know I know you're shocked at all. He's finger at the hole. It was even worse. Now we're going to call this podcast the bus hole. It was even worse than I'm making it out to be. The rogue finger. Look, the phantom finger, but it was even worse than I was.

You know the phantom finger. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay. But it was even worse than I make it out to be. Because he would literally like, he would always sit. He would have the best seat in on the bus, because I guess he was the most respected because he was the biggest. So he'd be sitting in the back middle seat.

So he'd be confused though. So he's the biggest, most respected. He's not the one with the biggest dick, right? No, but that he recruited the guy with the biggest dick who's friends with him to stay for some of your age. You made him seem like he was no more important one the whole time.

No, big dick guy was, was, was a victim at first. He was a victim at first, but then he became a finger. So there was a group of finger. It was a group of fingers. It was a group of fingers on my schoolbook. Dude, this is like pre-prison shit. Did you learn in, school or do you just get fingered and go

we got fingered and but look this is what happened he he'd have the best seat in the house so he could see both sides he had the best he could fucking like weighing back he had the best seat in the house so he can sit back at the back of the bus that has like the whole seat that's all the way back so he could see

he can see everyone his henchmen would be sitting beside him he's got fingers in butts yeah the other fingers would be sitting beside him did he did he have a catalyst left that he fingered his fingering henchmen they would and they just go hmm I I feel like fingering Nile today, so he'd walk up the bus, just pull, literally grab me, pull me, pull me to the ground, everyone would just pull down my, like your... This actually didn't happen to me, but this is an example. He pulled me, like, pants down and start fingering me.

Niall, it didn't happen to me. Do we talk about something? This is horrible! I got another bust, but I experienced a couple of tiles. The only thing that ever happened to me were two boys were kissing in the back and someone fucked a seat. Two, okay, sorry, the four seats in the back had holes to fuck because you couldn't see it because there wasn't a number of you back there was multiple whole seats. Yeah, people started. doing it. The guy who started doing it, he was like, it feels like a real pussy. So everyone started fucking, yeah, cutting,

in my school. Can I say, can I say bus seats? Bus seats are like four inches thick. Yeah, yeah. How can they fuck the whole school? Let me tell you something. I was sitting in the front talking to the bus you're ever. I wasn't back. This is high school, dude. This was high school. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did you's. Yeah. Are they finishing when they fucking the bus seats? They're coming inside the bus seats. Are they? Yeah, but they were silent about it. They were like, ugh. Because they're just fucking the bus seat in the bag.

People in their back are like playing their game boy while they're gonna fucking... He's the most fucked up bus ever. He's getting fucked up the butt and you're... I did not. I actually... No, that's true. I got lucky. Nile never did get a finger in the butt. I got lucky.

But he saw all his friends get fucking. Yeah, I did. He never saved them. There was... I couldn't because I'd be the one to get fingers then. There was Comstain. No, if I try to get, if I try to save them, then they'd pin me down and start finger in me. That's my friend.

Get your fingers out of his ass. Take your finger. We had cushioning on his butt. On our, on our fucking, like, we had cushioning on our bus, and they had fucking, like, semen stains all over the fucking back of it and stuff. Dude, this, this shouldn't happen. This, this is... What?

This is bad. I was in the front. I didn't have to experience it, but then my friend went back to his... So you're saying, like, halfway down the bus to turn to, like, a creepy drug place where kids fucked the seats and the phone app is like... Yeah, no, they actually did. They couldn't wait till they got home? Yeah, they couldn't go into school

and jerk off the stalls and a decent student like me? Do you remember that episode of Dexter's Laboratory where he goes in the back of the bus? And there's like that guy who lives in the back of the bus. All and the kids are trapped on the wall? Yeah, he was like fucking bubble gum and stuff. It was like that.

It looked like that in the back. The seats were all fucking ripped. Corey, did you ever jerk out in the stalls at school? No, I was afraid to poop and shit in the stalls of school. I jerked off in a, in a, uh, a urinal at an office. that I worked at once. Jesus Christ.

And as I was just about to finish, another businessman walked in, and he caught me doing it. You got caught? And then I was like, uh, uh, and then I ran away.

We knew what I was doing. He knew what I was doing. Why did you go into the stall and jerk off in the stall, or there's a huge barrier? Because it's like 2 o'clock in the morning, and I thought I was the only dude in the fucking building,

but I was in there jerking off. You are always pressed against the fucking thing, and your head was down, you were moaning and coming everywhere. I don't moan when I, you moan when you jerked. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I do, I jerk off quiet as a mouse.

Me too. When I come, here's my- The only squeaky is my chair going, When I come, I go, But I'm more forward. And that's about it. I do, I'm a little bit of vocal when I come, but that's about it.

But I tried to jerk off and work before because I hated my boss, and I thought that I'd be making- That was your vengeance? Yeah, I thought that, like, my seam, I was like, Wow, I'm making my seamen worth money. This is funny. And then I tried, but I couldn't get, I couldn't do it. I just-

I jerked off at Arbist with time because there's a long date. I was like, fuck it. Yeah, I'm jerks. Fuck it. I'm horny. Yeah. Well, let's read some questions. This is a good segue. All right, so Chris LMAO says, what kind of men fragrances do you wear?

Oh, um, I like the one by Dolce and Gabana. I also like the one gentleman. It's so good. It's got, it's got, um, high notes of sandalwood. Or is it low notes? I like it. I think it's high. I like, I like, and I also like, um, play.

Play is good. You know, Justin Timberlake wears that. Do you ever have John Paul Gutier? Jean-Paul Gutier, I had that since 2007, and it just ran out recently, and it was the nicest smelling fragrance. I also have a bottle of green Irish tweed. Is this a joke?

Dude, no, this is... I used to have... No, it's actually called Irish tweed. I have a fragrance. And it's garbage. Why would you buy something that smells like Ireland? Because I'm a fucking idiot. I used to have this thing.

It smells like kids being figured on a box. Yeah, that's where they got it in the fragrance from. It was called Green Valley Deodorant. And it was like, it was... Wait, what? ... prestigious deodorant. I only, I use Old Spice. Quarreder of his dickhole.

He pushes it down, like a piece of butter, and it goes... Have you ever... You're talking about Irish brain? Have you ever eaten a deodorant stick? No? It doesn't taste good. I ate... I was in the bath before, and...

Can you scare me? I was in the bath before, and my girlfriend had, like... He said that. Those words came out of his mouth. My girlfriend had this... That's why your bread smells like Old Spice. Quarne walked up to me and he had fucking Old Spice over his... It was for truth.

Or dare. Oh my god, dude, when we used to play... Wait, did you actually eat Old Splice, Corey? Yeah, it was the truth and dare thing. Cory Edwards just kept talking. He didn't even acknowledge the fact that Corey ate is sticking to the other. You know why? Because I'm on Corey's side, because one time I was in the bath in my girlfriend's house and she had strawberry cream body rub. Dude, I've done the same thing.

I've done the same thing. It smells nice. I smelled lime. And I started fucking licking my hand like a bad man. But it doesn't taste how it smells, does it, Corey? Do you know when you get chapsake? Like, lemonade chapsake? You fucking, like, eat the whole...

No! No, you fucking sicko. Corey, let's high-five your fucking butt seats. Me and Corey know what we're doing deodorant. He's getting finger-fucked and eating chapstick. I mean it's nothing. So here's what happens. You fuck the bus for you made old spice, didn't you, Corey.

That's not making it any better than Ile. Have you heard of food? I think it was called Body Jam. Listen, Corey, I was. I admit that you would take a bite of those spice so you fuck the bus. You remember that part from Science of the Lambs where he's like rubbing the fucking lipstick? I was doing that while I was fucking that goddamn bus.

I was fucking that bus. Oh, yeah. I'm with you, Corey. Yeah. No. We always getting fingered while eating it, Corey. Yeah. Do you remember those snap bracelets that you got in the 90s where you like snap them on?

Yeah. You used to, like, hit each other as fucking hard as we could and leave welts. We were bored. Did you do this? No. No, but I want to. You got high for me and old spice. You said throw those at your butt's head and snap her necks.

Wait, what's the next question? Stamper? This next question comes from Sean M. Smith and he says fuck you Corey That's what you did That's it dude Corey any response to that?

Corey looks like he's broken Ben Johnson says He's actually got one for Kind of all of us here Stamper How did you realize that you had a talent For voice acting? I'm not a voice actor

Yeah you are Oh come on don't be humble Answering come on You know what? Everybody in this room voice acts What does that tell you? Yeah but voice acts for commercial products I haven't done battleblower

theater. Yeah. Yeah. Stamper, anytime someone sees your videos, you're on I-M-E-D. Oh, it's Hattie. It's Hattie for Betelblok. I've had people fucking mess to me and like, aren't you the guy that voiced BattleBlock Theater? I'm a dude that talks into a mic. You know what? You know what would blow your mind? Go to the storm. Buy a fucking microphone and talking to it. Bang. Voice actor. Done.

Yeah, I voice act for Epic Face-Fist. No big deal, really. All right, Zach, what was the first interaction between you and Chris? Oh, Chris. Short story. Basically, the real story is I wanted to do some cartoon in 2009 or 8 or something and I wanted Chris to do a voice Oh I wanted Leo from Leo Satan to make a cameo on my cartoon

So I contacted him He said no You're fucking ugly and gay But I'll still add you Add me on Skype And I said I don't have Skype Yeah exactly And I had him I talked to him

And he said me meat spin I said him meat spin And we bonded over that at the end Okay Corey What most inspires your art style Pussy Titties and butts

That's what I think And weaners And Wieners and bright colors Yeah I like your colors Corey I know it's like

Yeah The whole really bright colors And neon and stuff Like the 80s color style I love the fucking 80s like neon like pink And fucking like neon teal and shit I just really like the whole like 80s

And I also Like Aaron Like how his color choices I love Aaron's like cream color choices He has like He makes Like he Like when you watch Aaron's cartoons

It's like Eager Raptor Yeah something looks Like He's just say he draws Pikachu And it looks yellow But then you use the color picker And it's fucking like

Blue or something? You're like, what the for? Most people can get away from that. Rule number one, never used the palette that came with flash. That is true. Ever. That is true. Ever. And also, for me, like, generally when I, for greens, I might use blues. For reds, I use pinks. Yeah. Like, for oranges, I'll use, like, I don't know, some yellow. Yeah. Something else. Don't, don't ever color something the way you think it should look. Color the way you want it to look. Is that, is that a good way saying it? No, yeah. Also, color theory. Knowing color theory? There's a lot of shows

If you think something, you want to paint something And it's like, oh, well, it should be yellow It's like, but how do you really want it to look? Yeah, that way. The Simpsons, if you watch the old Simpsons, all the trees were fucking blue And like, all the sky was green. And you never thought twice about it.

No, it looks really nice. Yeah, it's like you experiment and then you see what works best. So do what you want. Oh, and then one for everyone. Yes. What is the gayest thing you guys have ever done? For me, it was fucking a man.

What do you mean, like, gayest experience? What time I saw a gay porn? What time I saw a gay porn that I kept watching? What's the gayest thing you guys ever did? The gayest thing I've ever done, I don't know if it's that gay, but it was when I was wearing... Getting finger fucked off the ass on the ass on. No, no, but... Why don't you fucking look up what I do?

It is the gayest thing you'll see. Yeah, the gay's thing I've ever done, I don't know if it's that gay, but it was when I wore a ballerina dress and... That's not gay, that's more like, uh, feminine. Yeah, and then I got like... It's had a homosexual interaction. And then I, yeah, but, and then when they, they fuck me. Oh dude fuck you up the ass While wearing it

Yeah you know I mean sometimes I had the occasional gay dream Like yeah alright No no but really The gayest thing I've done You've had a gay dream though right Like were you fuck a dude I actually haven't put

I have seen I have Like once every three and four I sneaks in oh I fucked the dude that dream okay No I actually haven't had one of those But like it doesn't mean that I wouldn't I'm not gonna have one in the future

You know what's weird is I'm never upset I'm like maybe I could have done a better job That's I'm sorry dude Maybe should apologize In my next gay dream It's weird though because people think we're gay because we draw a lot of dicks, but it's like, I'm comfortable with my sexuality enough to be able

to be like, I'm not, faggot, I don't like dick. Dude, I like, I like, I like dudes of like effeminate bodies. I like girls. I wouldn't fucking dude, but it doesn't mean. I understand the she-mail thing completely because there's some she-mails that I don't know. Oh, dude, I love dig girls. Yeah, so you're just, because you look at them

and you're like, wow, she's hot, and then you see the dick, and you're like, oh, well, that can't, I can't take back my fucking statement, she was hot. I find them cute. Do you find them cute? Do you find that dick's attractive? Like, what attractive is it about it that you find? It's relatable. Yeah.

Like, for instance, I have one. I think it's just me Stamper and Corey are all but guys. So, like, it doesn't matter what else but. That is the thing. Yeah, they have a butt. That is a thing. Like, for me, it's like a butt's a butt. I don't care if there's something hanging there.

It's a man. What a dick little cum? Bingo. Bingo. I mean, it's... Yeah, we're all just butt guys. That's it. I think Zach's a more a titty guy, right?

I'm a traditional guy. Yeah. I'm not going to shoot down women, though. They're great. Dude, I love one. Yeah. Here's to you. All right, so

a lot of these questions, we're going to move forward to people that are using proper grammar and actually seem to have legitimate questions. So, Dr. Horrible says, have any of you ever been in a situation where you were forced to deal with something that made you incredibly uncomfortable

but couldn't leave or do anything about it? When? Anytime. I know. When I was getting fingered on a book, Us. Yes. That grandma situation was one of those words, like, I can't, you know what I mean?

I can't be like. Oh, and you were looking at your dying grandma's pussy and you get a pot? You liar! You know you were looking at it. I was trying to see if it was there. But anyways, it's like I had to fall off. Of course her pussy's there. I didn't know if she was wearing underwear.

I was like, well, but anyway, so that was the situation where I was like. Listen on the last podcast if you want that delicious treat. Yeah, listen to episode four if you want to hear that. But yeah, that was definitely a situation. where I was, I couldn't really explain myself and haven't been able to. I, whenever I'm in a really uncomfortable situation, I laugh, because that's all I can think about doing. If you know, if anybody's ever been a situation with me where I'm uncomfortable, I laugh uncontrollably. I, it's a reaction I have. That's why you're always laughing. Yeah.

Shit. Right now. I can answer this. Do you know when you're in a place, like for instance, you're going into, like... You want specific examples, not a, a... ...savagan... I'll give you a specific example. When I go into Wawa's, There was this one fucking time. This is so bizarre. I went into Wawa's. Like normally I was gonna get a sub sandwich. And this guy,

I was like sitting there waiting until I get something. And this guy's like, do you like Philly? And I'm like, yeah, because I was like really uncomfortable already.

Because when I'm, when someone like fucking puts their hand down, is like, do you like Philly? When they pop your bag on? Yeah. And then they're like, if you ever had a Philly cheese steak?

And I was like, occasionally he's like, no, you have not had an official Philly cheese steak. And then he was going on a tangent about this Philly Cheesesteak place. And it made me so uncomfortable because he was like, right down the street, you'll go in there that Philly Cheese Steak is delicious.

I'm telling you was the best cheese steak ever. And then he went outside. Did you listen to where it was? Because I want that. He went outside and he went into a fucking Looney van. Like, I swear to fucking God, there was these people that were like skittering into a fucking bus. He was a crazy person who was telling me go because these... Maybe he's a crazy person, but he still knows where the best Philly Cheesesteak was is most delicious, melting your mouth shit you've ever.

I don't care. Damn it, Corey, die! You were talking about a situation that made me uncomfortable. That is a situation. Another situation is when you go into a fast food place, it's like you want the other person to be miserable when you're ordering something, and then when they're super energetic. You said this before I don't get this. That makes me... I am kind of, when I go out to eat or get something or order something, I don't want people to talk to me because I'm fucking socially...

Yeah, I want people to be miserable, fucking like just like hate their job, flip a burger at the water, wall and let it fall. That's what I fucking want. This is where you get bad food from. Yeah, but when I go there, I expect the service Are you telling me that when you go to McDonald's and the person behind the cashier is happy, you're upset? Happy, okay, okay,

Peppy, you're trying to crack jokes, trying to be your bro, friend. Boy, let's do a situation, okay? You have McDonald's. I'm the person behind the cash register, okay, so. Okay, so I go to McDonald's. I'm like... Okay, how's it going? Welcome to McDonald's. It's not that. It's not that kind of a peppy thing. It's like start cracking jokes. Play along, damn it.

Hey, like, welcome to McDonald's. You want the hamburger? You look like you're hungry today. Yeah, like that kind of shit makes me uncomfortable. I don't want someone to wait. Sir, what do you, sir, what do you want to order? What are you talking about? I want cheeseburger. Okay, call you look, you look pretty upset, sir, turn that front upside down. Ha ha ha ha.

Can I have a cheeseburger? Huh. Only if you ask you up, say please, huh? Can I please have a cheeseburger? No, thank you. Uh, yes, you can. You fucked that one. What cheeseburger, please? This Melbourne is fucking dork. You fucking idiot.

Come up. Get out of you. Let me try with Corey. Let me try with Corey. Extra spit. Welcome to Wendy's how can I help you sir? Hey can I get a smoothie? What kind of smoothie would you like sir? Strawberry Yeah, uh, okay Smoothie for a smoothie? Wow

Wow, fucking I'm so uncomfortable. I think I'm gonna leave I still don't understand what you're saying because I was being just as peppy This this this when someone is like this for instance No wait let me let me do it backwards okay, I'm you Uh, hey can I get I know Number two with with food. What kind of fries you want the potato kind? Do you want straight kind? Nobody ever asked that I'm setting up a joke. This is an example. Okay, uh yeah straight's fine. We don't got no gay ones

What nobody ever does this is a situation This is an official situation. You've never been to Wendy's and said you and I'm like what you all and I'm like I want I want fries. If some kind fries, I want straight curly. And I'm like, straight. And she's like, we ain't got no gay ones. That actually, that's bullshit. You liar.

You're a liar. I swear to fucking, I swear to this big G in the ancient sky that on my freaking mum's grave, that that that happened. I would believe it. You know why? That doesn't, you're a liar? Because Wendy's doesn't have curly fries. Burger King. Burger King doesn't have curly fries either.

Yeah, they do. I believe if that happened in the break. No, they don't. You're a liar. They got fries and chicken fries. They got curly fries. She asked me. She asked me a favorite.

I think they do it. Yeah, they're like seasoned curly fries. I'm an idiot. Corey, I actually, I said, I was about to say. What do you think about that, bitch? I'm dumb. I was about to say the only place I believe that that would happen. I was going to say the only place I believe that was happening is the Burger King next was.

Yes. Maybe you started a joke. No, she was trying to correct jokes because before she was at the window and she's like, what you want? And then they're like this. She's like, she's like, well, you know, all that, right. And she was like, being really. peppy and stuff because she was really excited. It's just like...

The good mood, I mean, she's making your day better. The point is, we're talking about situations that made me uncomfortable. That is a situation when people try to talk to me and I'm like in my fucking like social cube. I don't want people poking in and touching me. One time, when I went to Audicon, a convention I've been to a long time, but I went there with Chris

O'Ne, who's not here today, and I went there with another guy called Brandon. We went to a bar next to the convention and this fucking 15-year-old man of the Hawaiian t-shirt was wasted off his ass. It was like, hey guy they was George

hey guys how's it going he sat next to us in the fucking booth and like started touching Brandon's leg and like filling up his leg and Brandon was like

oh comfortable and basically this dude this dude was really weird what's that one song it was fucking like it was some it was like a Rob Zombie

song or something yeah I don't know it was one of those songs anyways Chris started singing along to it and the guy was like don't fuck with me and he was like

don't fuck with me dude and he got really serious and you guys scared everybody was really comfortable because he sat in her booth started talking to us and started ordering shots and stuff. And, uh, yeah, we kept, we kept joking with him, we got really furious. And we told the

bartender, and the bartender fucking grabbed him by the shirt and picked him over the table, threw him off the table, and threw his ass outside. And he rolled down the hill and tried to crawl up the hill. And the bartender kept pushing him back down the hill. Oh, my God, dude. And he tried to crawl back up like four or five times. It was the weirdest fucking me ever. So that was uncomfortable. Yeah. Uh, okay. Um, Ammon Riviero says,

Zach, your voice is really sexy. Could you please moan? Uh... Jack, you're actually quivering. I'm gonna fucking cop. Oh, I'm gonna fucking calm. Your whole buddy was shaking. Gross.

I tell us I would eat a sandwich, dude. Sweet. Evan Easton says, What's the best way a fan can support you guys and your work? Kill yourself. Uh, have patience, and please, please don't leave us. Please don't leave us. Please, God, don't leave.

We're ever so. Honestly, just... We're so awesome. Just stay subscribed and... Look out for new news. I thought that question would have been easier to answer. No. Just don't be one of those cuncists, like,

you haven't released something in so long. So I'm gonna unsubscribe and take you off a list of fucking names that has... You know when people, like, threaten to unsubscribe? If somebody's not submitting content constantly, then they're not a burden to your timeline. So why are you going in to, like, manage your subscription? Dude, it's this fucking like mentality now. Everyone is self-entitled.

No, but listen, if you want to unsubscribe because they're not making content, do it. That's a perfectly valid reason, but you don't have to go in. Unsubscribing, though. Like, you could just leave them there. If they're not making content... Leave a comment saying... But if you expected something coming... If you expected Sleeping Cabin to make a new cartoon every day,

and they don't just unsubscribe, but don't be going on to the fucking... Like, all the videos and saying, I'm unsubscribing. Stimperniz. Do you know what I relate to... Sam, but I've said this before. It's like a kid's like a fucking five girl with his hand on the doorknob. Like, I'm going to run away.

I'm really going to do it. I'm really going to fucking do it. That's because I did that. When I was a kid, like, I hate everything here. I'm going to leave him now. I have my hand on the doorknop. And my grandma was just like, she didn't give a fuck. She was like, bye.

My brother, when I was five, my brother was four. We, we, no, I was probably six and five probably. We were swimming glasses together. And our parents had to separate us. for some reason. And I was so mad. I was like, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna do it. I was like, I'm gonna do it. They're like, okay, go home, leave. And I was like, no, I'm really gonna do it. They're like, okay, fine. And I walked to the end of the student's

crying and ran back. I was like, I'm sorry. I didn't shit just like that. I didn't should just like. I went to the driveway like I was fucking tough shit and then it came back anyways. And that's not to say that a subscriber will come back, but it's essentially the same way. You know what's worse? There's like a threat. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. It's like, who gives a fuck, do it. I actually did like run away at one point.

But I actually did leave. I ran like 12 blocks and I kept running and I was like planning on living in an abandoned house Actually I did the exact same thing I did buy it by I had a plan of an abandoned house too Yeah, when you're a kid you're a fucking idiot I remember I remember thinking I thought I was gonna leave I was five I was six was like I'm gonna gonna go over there we're gonna like get food You're fucking idiot yeah cuz you're like trees have berries and then I could have salads That's exactly what I thought I'm like there's leaves that's what fucking salad yeah exactly That abandoned house, I went in there and I looked inside and there was like fucking berries growing out of the floor

Because it was abandoned and burned down And I'm like, I'm gonna live here and it was night and I was getting bit by mosquitoes And I heard like dogs I was so fucking scared I ran home You actually did leave? Hell'd were you. Yeah, my mom was furious because I was gone for like six hours How old so I should know better 15, 16?

I was like 12 I was like right when I moved there because I didn't have any friends because I just moved there Yeah, I was a piece of shit when I was 14 No, I was good when I was 14. Then I was a piece of shit again when I was 16. It's just when I was a piece of shit until I was like 70. You don't think about it. You think you can survive in the woods

until you have to deal with bugs and fucking sleeping on grass. And you're like... When I was a kid I saw it before time and I thought I saw that before time and I thought you could eat the leaves. So I used to eat leaves me like, these are fucking nasty.

Yeah, yeah. It looks so good on TV. Also the Lion King, the books. That's good. That's good. You know the bugs and lying shit off bushes. Yeah. It's not working.

You know the bugs and Lion King it looks so good. But you're like, you see a beetle, you're like, that looks fucking nasty. I'm not going to eat that beetle. With that logic, I'm still a piece of shit, though, because I dropped out of college and my parents fucking yell to me, so I moved to America and like, here I am. Moving on. But, yeah, but still. There's a piece of shit, now, you're welcome here at the CP Cabin in the middle of the woods.

No, you were banged on the door. In the middle of the woods. Am I really, Zach? So Frump Brump Rump says, I don't have any questions, but please slap Stamper. Oh, we already did that. Fuck that. Fucked that. Oh, come on, man.

Alright, actually, let's see. Oh, fungazim. Yeah, yeah, fungazim. Oh, fungazim. We're good for the fungaz masks. I like fungazons. He's good guy. We love you.

Kisses. You got a good username, too. What are some great flashes? What are some great NG flashes, Newgrounds flashes? You recall a lot. That is the most bullshit. Fuck off. Fungazen.

Oh, my God, dude. Newgrounds flashes? Like, one of ones that stuck with you. I'll tell you the first one ever say is fuck shit piss. Look up fuck shit piss. That's one of the first one. You ever see fuck shit piss? Yeah.

Yeah, fuck shit piss. It's this spastic cartoon, this dude go like this, it's like some middle of the guy screaming fuck shit piss, and there's like this weird fat guy head. Go to YouTube and type of a fuck shit piss on YouTube. All my most remorable flashes are like fucking two second loops with loud music because it was a faggaggit. Also, uh, uh, uh, with some group acts also. Mario versus Sonic, episode six, the Sprite edition. Who gives a fuck? That's what I recall.

Bucks a hoi! You're talking about what I recall from New Grounds? when it cared about flashes. Fox a hoi. I don't know. It's one of those things where it's kind of like you just remember it.

If I look back in my favorites, I'd be like, I only favoriteed that, like, that week. Oh! No, it's true. Like, I was favoriting like stupid troll shit.

My fucking favorites are nothing but stupid troll shit. So Jeremy Carney says, would you guys sing some ace of bass for us? What was that? I saw the sign. Thank you.

Oh, dude. Oh, dude. All right. So Jeremy Carney. says would you guys sing some ace and bass? Oh, I know that band. All right. I saw the sign

And it opened up my eyes I saw the song But I was not Yeah You got to You know You're not My part's like

But where do you belong My dad Used to play that song All the time You're dead And we would all sing it Is a good man No

So you dude You're welcome guys You're welcome That was a taste I'm a bad scene I do not want to listen to that back And be singing that song Alright, anyways, next question

Tristan Harris says, asks, rather, What was something that you were really into as a child Like a franchise or a show or something like that? Could be food? Let's just narrow that down to something you were really into as a child Okay, started off, okay, for me, started off with Barney then Power Rangers, then Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

You like Barney as a child? I did too. I love Barney. I love fucking. Dude, Barney did this fucking special where they were in Dunas summer camp and that shit was the... Oh man

I watched that... I had to be just for Frosty the Snowman and I had... I loved it so much. Like the stop motion shit too? No, no, it was the... Oh yeah, that's the creepy that was creepy.

That stopped motion stuff I was really into. I think I watched that shit more than anyone else. Yeah, me too. I was into it for the wrong reasons. Like I watched it and I was always freaked out. It was like I was watching horror movies.

Wait, so like franchises? Like franchises? I love the old Frosty the first way in this shitty sequel. I was really, I was really into X-Men. growing up because my friends Like just X-Men and General

My friends were really into like Marvel and X-Men and DC and stuff I was too yeah So I was always like buying comics Wait, why? Favorite X-Man I don't remember Wolverine Oh you said it's a cop-out

That's a cop-out Whatever Dude Wolverine was fucking bad ass He hit fucking spikes on his hand Dude Storm was my fucking shit I love that bitch Wolverine was your favorite X-Man Because he had spikes in his hand

Yeah Next Nile you like Storm Why Because I was attracted to her as a kid. Well, yeah, because you thought she was hot? Yeah, that's the only. I agree, but she was worthless.

Here's the thing, no. Here's that. Favorite X-Man. I don't, I don't know any of them. Oh my God. Here's the fucking thing. It's so easy. It's either Gambit or Nightcrawler.

Here's the thing. Nightcrawler, dude. He's cool. There's a thing. Wolverine is a great. He gets no credit, though. Cyclops can kiss my ass twice. Why?

He gets fucking no credit. Hold on. Cyclops is a fucking pussy, man. He's like the leonardo of the X-Men. Yeah, well, the only reason why he's a pussy is because he doesn't have actual superpowers, he puts out of fucking glasses and that's his superpower. Why is that a superpower? Oh, you weren't defending, Cyclops.

No, I thought that he deserves more credit than Stu because he did save the day. No, he doesn't. He's a fucking assful. No, I'm saying, because he was a human who put on this fucking random shit, but somehow he somehow got in with the gang. No, the power comes from his eyes. He uses that to, like... Oh, really?

He picks it up his eye. Oh, my God. Keep in mind, I haven't seen it since I was six years old. Stamper. Go back to Ireland. I thought Wolverine was badass out of all of them. And he is. That's why I liked Wolverine.

It's easy to say like, oh, what's your favorite? What's so-and-so franchise is like the character everyone likes? There's a reason why everyone likes the fucking character. Because he's mainstream. Wolverine is a great character. Can we really doubt for a second? This is slightly off top of ice. Stop screaming at me, I used to love.

I treat you with nothing but respect on this point. Is that what you were like, Wolverine? Screaming at me. Next question. I used to love circus peanuts, which I hate now, but I used to love circus peanuts. You know what I always hated? Peeps. Peeps.

Peeps. Peeps are fucking garbage. Dude, you know what he, you like go to a fucking store? Little chickens? It's like those little like marshmallow things that nobody fucking eats and they like stalk of, they like shove them in a corner at every single convenience store. I know lots of people who are fucking garbage. I honestly don't like how they're doing this.

Let me tell you something. If there's only, if there's a candy that only comes out once a year, then people don't like it. People are gonna shit on me for this? It's like peeps, candy corn's... I don't like candy corn. And I don't like... I don't like milk milk bowls. I don't like milk bowls.

I don't like molten milk balls. A candy is a success if they sell it all year. I don't like molten milk balls Coming out. Do you know those fucking eggs? Those like molten milk eggs and stuff you get an Easter and like shit? Cabberry cream eggs dude they're fucking worthless. They're fucking disgusting. But like Moulton milk balls in general. Fuck you. Fuck you. Every year I'd ask for a Cadbury's cream egg Easter egg and I think it was fucking ravioli dude This fucking crevoli dude. Dude, I would give fucking all my ravioli for these because these things every year I'd ask for the first Easter because you got a big Easter egg and East? No, oh, do not.

Come eggs! Cub bags! That's all they have! Every... Every year! Every year! Old bear drills a hole to a cubs inside of it. To each his own, it's all good. You need those gross shits. Next question. What? Hit me. Deer Park

Water Our favorite user. That's my favorite. At twitter.com asks, what is your favorite holiday? Alright, so On three We each say our favorite holiday There's four of us in here

But not one two One two, one two holiday Okay We go one two three holiday Okay So we say the name of it on three Yeah no no after three So he says three then the hollow

One two three holiday Yeah that's okay let's do it Alright No I'm gonna go three to one holiday No It's a cowdown It's a cow down Dude of my brain

Throwing me up It's a basic code It's a fucking difficult thing to say it Already Three two one holiday is what I'm gonna do. How do I know... How did we know you were not counting down there?

We did well there. All right. Three, two, one. Halloween! Christmas! Christmas! Did I get three Christmases? You got three Christmas. You're full of shit.

Christmas? Christmas. Christmas? Christmas. Christmas? Christmas. Did you say Halloween? Halloween? It's easily the best holiday. Hey, hold on. Hold on. Okay. This is the fucking problem. Halloween is the best holidays Let me fucking tell you something.

We try to- Maybe if you fart your hand and smell it when you're a child. But let me fucking tell you something, okay? Halloween is something you celebrate up to like age 15. You might do it when you're like a creepy adult and you're going like parties where people like stubbing their feet and in the fucking chairs and they waddle around. You know what the fuck about Halloween?

Because when Christmas is a week of excitement. Here's Halloween. Fucking paper-pich skeletons and stale candy corn. Hey, don't know, don't. Don't know how old. I love Christmas. I love Christmas. Corey

Lightning round Okay Corey I'll look at Okay The lightning round Halloween is easily superior Stamper we had order I agree

Hey I don't give a fuck Like Nile says Just because you're talking over me Doesn't mean you're right That is a quote of mine Okay however Wait hold on we gotta

Music No no Okay Wait what was that mean Like we cue like the different Yeah we talk about fucking music Of the two different ones To deter them

Oh, do we compare the music. How's April? What's your favorite Halloween song? Huh? What's your favorite Christmas songs? It's the great fucking song. Oh, yeah. Everywhere we go.

Ireland, that's really, favorite Christmas song? Yeah, I love it. Guess what guys? How many times? How many times have you heard that song? It's the beginning. You're tired of it yet?

Oh, sorry. Here's my favorite Halloween one. Spooky, scary. Welcome to the Twiards motherfuck. Wait, wait. No, you can tell you something. Halloween you can play any song. This is the only Halloween.

A Halloween song I can hear with. Okay, this is the only Halloween song I can think of. This is Halloween. This is Halloween. Are you whistling calling? Christmas. Ah! This is like ambient songs for fucking parties for maybe.

Can I talk for a second? Okay, Christmas is some of the worst songs and some of the best songs ever. Christmas time. Missletoe and wine. It's literally the most boring song I've heard my fucking. What is that way? That's because you're from fucking Ireland. Whistletoe and wine.

What are you talking about? What? You know what we have, we got the drummer boy. The worst, the fucking song. Let me tell you something. Okay, so we're mutual. All right. Christmas has shitty songs.

Do you know what songs they have for Halloween? Do you know when you walk into a house and you fucking stick your hand into a paper machine skeleton and you feel around for spaghetti? It's like, oh, it's brains. What the fuck is playing ambient music of change rattling and ghosts going. Christmas is not a holiday. It's a day where you feel obligated to go to a fucking best-fying. This is universally celebrated fucking holiday. Stadboy likes Halloween because he's a fucking goblin.

You're really here. You're a filthy grinch. You're a fucking purple grinch. You're a purple grinch. All right. Wait, could you let your old... Nile, I can't... Nile, I'm sorry.

Can you let your old pal, Nali, talk just for a second? Talk, Nile. Nile, if this is the most important thing you've ever said. Christmas, I haven't gotten a present for Christmas in years. I haven't cared. When you go buy houses on Christmas and you see all the lights and all the effort people put in, that makes shit... What do you see the whole week of fucking pumpkin?

Yeah, dude. Everyone has fucking pumpkins. Wow, Halloween, a day where people go around and smash fucking pumpkins and fucking egg people. Little kids go around. You know, get them. People are going to Christmas and being like, fucking facts, throwing eggs at them. Because they're supposed to be, it's a time of enjoyment. When they do Christmas.

Halloween is a time of being a priest and a little jerk. Halloween is a celebration of ghouls, ghosts, the dead. Jesus, H. Christ, was born on Christmas. Here, here, here. Let's do it this one. Easter, I mean. Not Christmas. He was crucified or brought back to life in Christmas.

No, you got a fucking wrong, dude. What was your last Christmas? No, you know what? I'm stupid. What do you find most valuable about Christmas, cool? Atmistering, family. See my family? Food.

Food. Food. That's my family. You see them on Christmas. Oh my God. You see your family anytime you fucking want. Just because you're a sour Christmas. Who would rather see your fucking family burn in a building than actually see them.

I love my family. Is that why you're like, fuck you. Stamper. Christmas is like Valentine's Day. It's a fucking obligation. You only see your family on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Fuck the man. Fuck the corporations.

It is a total hobby. If you really loved your family, you'd go to see him in fucking July. Why? No holiday. Exactly. Why? Because it's not Christmas. What's looking about Halloween?

I said it's not like it's celebrating with everybody and enjoy it. No, you can't. You can't use Christmas as an excuse for family. Yeah, you can? Stemper. In Ireland. Thanksgiving and Christmas are mixed together, so it's a double family time. Would you agree that that would be better superior than Halloween?

You don't even have gasoline in Ireland. Your opinion doesn't really matter. A time of giving? What was the topic? Hold on. What was the topic you said last time? You went up to it and you said something. You were turned down because I lost my voice. Yeah, what was the topic? Because you're all a fucking wrong.

I'm right. You're all right. Your voice isn't getting any higher. Shut! Shut! Shut! Movies. Okay. Movies, movies, movies,

between Halloween and Christmas movies? Oh, Halloween 35, when he comes back again? Wow, really good fucking movie. Yeah, you don't want. What's my favorite Halloween? The Space Version? That one's fun. That does not exist, but I do agree with your opinions can exist. That's my favorite Christmas movies. No, let's be honest. Let's just be honest and reasonable. What are your favorite Christmas movies?

Christmas with the Cranks 2? Yeah, uh, with, uh... Christmas vacation, say you're... No, no, no, no. Perhaps you've heard of it. The Santa Claus. Perhaps you've heard of it. It's a very popular one. Jingle all the way. That is a good movie. That's your favorite Christmas movie? I really like the part where he's on the phone talking about the cookies.

That was your favorite movie. favorite part. And what was your favorite Christmas? At the Santa Claus with Tim Allen as Santa Claus. You know you guys can name multiple Christmas movies if you want? Can you name any Halloween movies apart that doesn't have... Every horror movie ever! That's not true? That's not true?

That is definitely true! It's not celebrated. Are you fucking kidding me? Halloween was celebrated on fucking Halloween! Also, shut up! Stopper! You're wrong! If you're going to say any horror movie...

You're wrong again! If you're going to say any one movie is a Hollywood movie, I can say any winter movie is a Christmas movie. What's that? What's that? What's a movie that happened in fucking weather? Baa! That's my gosh!

I'm sorry! You can't just say it. Hey, Corey, Skivoli 2. That's really good Halloween. It's a great Halloween. Scary Movie 5 is pretty good. Christmas has weather. Halloween is a mood.

Horror is a mood. It's a day. It's a day. No, it's a mood. It's a fucking day. No, it's not. When is Halloween? Look, guys. Sleepy Cabin is very hard theme.

Oh, fuck you. But... No, Christmas is getting gifts and the obligation of giving gifts. Stampy it. Stamper. Stamper, you're right. Say, Halloween is far superior. Everybody's...

Everybody's coming. I agree that the theme of Halloween is great. But I don't eat candy anymore because I can't, because I've grown out of it. Says the man who bought gummy bears last night in Wawa. That's not candy. That's not candy. That's like old man gum.

Who gives a fuck? You know what candy is? Sour Patch kids and fucking Skittles. I can't eat that shit anymore. You can scream all you want, Corey, because I don't even have to... Are you? Atmospheric.

Oh, really? Halloween versus Christmas atmosphere? What's the next fucking topic? No, you can't do that. No, you can't do that. Christmas has no atmosphere for all right. You can't do it. Here's Chris, here's Halloween.

All right, let's see Halloween. Look a paper gun. What are those dirty old skeletons over there? That one day? Seriously. You know how many people celebrate Halloween? Everyone? Fucking kids!

I think Sampur deserves a fair battle in this fight. Listen, Timmy too, with your fucking broken lathe? broken lathe and that one dude I got visited by three ghosts. I'm gonna fuck. You're defending Christmas. I know. I'm on your side. I don't agree with that though. Halloween is rooted in atmosphere. All it is atmosphere. Christmas is the same fucking three songs. What is Halloween? Halloween is nothing but atmosphere. Are you candy cards? Christmas for the Craigs. Halloween five. Jiggle all the way. Did you forget that one?

All these are bad Halloween movies. You guys are so wrong. It's insane. Oh, I cannot. Until the ghost of Christmas past comes and visit you, Stepper. Have you- The ghosts of Halloween now are going to visit all three, you pussy-fuckers. Have you ever opened your fucking tall barn open door? You open that fucking barn window

and a reindeer was eating corn out of your fucking hand. I don't think so because you're too busy. Stick your dick in your dick and jacklanders like a fucking nerd. What? This podcast is brought to you by Christmas with the cranks too. With their one tooth hanging down, scraping my dad. Fucking tieball, you idiot. Yeah, I improvised, God, it's fucking easy.

Stamper, do you like candy corn? Hey, wait, stop, stop. Why don't we just agree to disagree, even though Halloween is far superior? Oh, god damn it, Stamper! Do you know what I'll agree? Hmm, you're wrong. That's real fucking agree to. Everybody that comments is gonna say, guys, rate your favorite holidays beginning to end.

Here's what everybody's gonna say. Let me fucking tell you something. Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Easter. This is the last thing I remember. Easter? Dude, Zach, go home. That's at the end! That's at the end!

To the end, let's tell you something. You're not even being your fucking list. Be Easter. What other day has... Really? Easter? What other day has peeps that baby Jesus crawled out of a hole? What other day has you walking around is your fucking childhood self?

Digging the shittiest candy out of grass. You know what fucking Easter? You know what Easter is? And then someone preaches to you about fucking Jesus. I'm sorry. Fuck Easter. Did you ever die, crawled out of a hole and fucking walking around the sandals and eat eggs? I didn't think so.

Easter is the most bullshit holiday of the year. Hey, Stephner. Maybe somebody can agree with me on that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is a great day. I agree Easter's bullshit. I think Saddle's suck to wearer.

Do all of you guys get Easter eggs on Easter on Sunday? Do you get Easter eggs? Yeah. Yeah, so Easter, it's not about the... Nile, shut up. You're fucking little... I'm trying to be the voice of reason. We'll be the voice of reason.

Don't be a 12-year-old boy. You would love... Up on stage of the fucking light shining down while you hold your microphone. Charlie Brown, yeah, you're fucking, what's his name? The Christmas special, the Pia that's Christmas special. Guys, you don't always have to gang up on people, you know? Have you fucking bag it?

Let's, let me fucking tell you something. Let me think. Christmas could have been great. Okay, what is Halloween, all right? It's that one day where you get candy. Stale candy. Oh, what's that? No, it's not.

You're looking at a completely wrong. What's that one day? You were at school for the first half of Halloween. Christmas is better. You get longer. You get two weeks off. Wait, can I talk for a second? So it's like president's day.

Oh, I fucking love President's Day. Who's the 14th president of the United States? I don't know. I get the fucking day off. Stamper, can I actually talk with them for real? That's actually a good thing, though. You guys. People love Halloween.

You got the day off? You guys. Let's think about, hold on one more. Silence. Here's the thing. What is that? Oh, it's Halloween. Can I have the day off box?

No, fuck you. It's not a real holiday. I think they're next to date. Christmas is celebrated more, so it wins by default. The end. No. No.

Wrong. You're wrong. How? How? Would you rather get it? Do you know what? argument, I still fully support Halloween is better. Hold on, hold on.

Would you rather get a blow job? No, wrong! Would you rather get a blowjob? Would you rather get a blowjob? No, I'm so... If your girlfriend was dressed as a Halloween character or Christmas character? Halloween! A hot, a hot elf?

Suck in your D? I don't want to fucking out. Wait, you guys, what if... What if holidays are subjective? And some people like the atmosphere of other holidays more than others. I'm sorry. But maybe Christmas has... Have you forgotten about...

Hanica and Quanta? A bleak and look at the other. Those are other holidays that are also selling by Christmas. Oh, what's that? More percentages? Wow! No, no, no, no. Give me more right here.

You want to talk about... Corey's fucking... Pull his chips in, dude. Cooley's taking his chips while you sit to cry with your one fucking... I'm gonna put it all down on six. Give me a six, baby. I'm not even worried. I'm not even worried, because I'm ch-

Why is the piss going on your leg then? It's beer, I spilled it. It's piss. It's... What is... You guys keep talking about this fucking bullshit ass bullshit atmosphere that Christmas supposedly has. I will say, what is Christmas

atmosphere? Jesus? No, seriously the atmosphere, start over. Are you serious? No, no, no, he's joking. You almost crucified yourself, start over. Okay, can I go first? Amisphere and Christmas is like, people put in so much effort to decorate. Yeah, like, if you go

buy house on Christmas and you see the, like, hot chocolate by a fireway. Yeah, my house was best in your house. It's not, right, guys, guys. By a nice tree with beautiful music playing while you talk to your family, like, Frost. Hey, I haven't seen you any year. What's up? Waking up

on Christmas with snow everywhere, with a nice big tree, with hot cocoa is an amazing feeling. It has nothing to do with fucking Christmas. What do you do at Halloween? What do you do at Halloween? You put on fucking tights for two hours and get fucking candy? You can do that in fucking November. It has nothing to do with fucking... That's supposed to be the day.

A hot week candy November. Yeah, but the world isn't... Stamper likes dressing up. He likes dressing up in a tight. Who doesn't? But let me tell you something. What? F. Halloween. F. Halloween.

Let me say this. You're not celebrating more. You're banned from Halloween. Oh, I just right now. You can't ban me? I'm gonna fuck every Jacqueline and I fucking see. This is to teach you a fucking list. My last point. I'm gonna come in the mouths of all the Jacqueline

that's up the street. I want to put the candles out, son. My last point, I blow guys. Is it so hard to get? I like the haste of dick. It's a good sensation. Stop arguing about it. Stack! I agree. It's a hickery taste.

Dude. Did you ever see the Grinch stole Christmas? What happens at the end? He fucking becomes Christmas. He gets cancer, dude. He dies of cancer because he fucking Christmas. What's your favorite part about Republicans, the fact they try to ban masturbation if they hit their wives. What the fuck, dude? What the fuck do you talk to you about? This podcast is brought to you by Mitt Romney. Democrats. These fucking Republicans that don't like Halloween. The Bush administration brought to you by this podcast.

Corey. Do you celebrate Hanuket, Corey? Let's sing the Grinch theme song with Stamper's Navy in. Ready? You're gonna meet one. Will Stamper. You really are a witch. You really are a gritch.

You got a spider-eating smile and you don't know to be on trial. You got a big skirt button. And spiders come out of it. And if it's said you're dumb. Maybe you should ask Santa for some new lyrics. Fagging? No. Listen, I went to Santa's place.

I'm like, he's Santa. I'm on your side. He's like, sweet dude. He threw me a fucking Hynequin. And I'm like, yes. He gave you a shitty-ass lyrics. You know, you know, it isn't. And then you know what I did?

I banged Mrs. Christmas. Oh, I am the reincarnation of Christmas. I was, I was on the street. Yeah. Cool. I was on the street. I was on the street. I saw, really cool, how old thing?

I said, I said, listen, you fuck her, get off. Halloween just went to here. He said, I have cancer. I said, no excuse him. Get the fuck out of here. And he went, oh, and he walked away. And I said, that guy's not allowed back on the block because I don't support Halloween.

Oh, yeah, I would sit up with some dental plush. And you're in your bag? That's here. It's here. What are the kids? What are what? By filing catmaid? Oh, here have some fucking pepto-bizmal in case you shoot yourself well eat that kids. You want to go to your house and roast chestnuts over an open fire

fucking blow each other. Here's a fact. I would rather do that to watch fucking Jason. Oh shit. Oh, Sama bin Laden. Oh, Sama bin Laden, but holiday, Halloween. You are a terrorist. This Christmas, Christmas is a time of giving.

Halloween is a time of taking. Black Friday. Done. Oh, man. Black Friday. The thing that happens in November? Deals out the A. For Christmas? Yeah, there's Christmas after every big... Wait, is it really for Christmas?

Were you trying to be negative or positive to my point of view? Positive. To my point of you? Corey, people trample each other, like break those. Yeah, dude. For Halloween. Yeah, people have fucking killed each other. For Halloween presents? No, no, Christmas, because it's so good.

I know, that sucks, right? Who is the last time you ever heard of kids? They're trying to make... Steve, boy. Who's last time you saw much people with storming into... Are you on your own? Candy, Plastic skeletons.

Wow. Well, people trample each other in the news because they look at the fucking plastic skeleton and they go, oh, ha, ha, ha. When you press the stupid button. And by the way, fuck you and fuck Candy Corn. And fuck Stal Mids. And fuck the dentist who gives kids. I don't fucking tell you something.

Did this you try to turn the most negative Friday of all the time against me? I can not understand. I mean... Christmas, Halloween, New Year's, Thanksgiving. Shut up! Die Hard. Christmas vacation. Plains trails on Omicles.

You can still watch it on Christmas. Home Alone Home Alone You ever see Home Alone? You've seen Home Alone? You watch Hobo Loan. You can watch any movie on any holiday Did you ever watch the gay porn version of Home Alone?

It's called Home Alone. Home Alone. Is that real? Christmas themed. Is that real? I made that up. Still? Maybe.

You ever seen the gay version of Halloween It's called Homolwine? The only gay porn is called Halloween. They ripped off fucking Christmas's version. It's called Hallowiner. It's just swallow we and that's what it's called. The only gay porn I like saw was called... That'd be good. You could have a guy spayed spaghetti, but...

Remember Occupy Wall Street? What's that? The only gay point I saw was when Occupy Wall Street was happening and it was called Occupy My Ass, but I was wondering why it wasn't called Occupy Ball Street. Like, there was so many better names than that. Occupy My Ass is... That's pretty... That's all right. It's pretty direct.

Not really, though. Occupy My ass, there's only one way you can take that. Why would someone make a fucking gay point after Occupy Wall Street? I saw gay brothers. They, do they kiss? We're gonna leave that silent. Is that step brothers?

It's like making a gay porn of like the land before time. There's like no reason for it. There's been gay porn of lamb before time. It's called The Dick to my ass. The Dict by S. Time.

Hiny. The dick before my ass. So weird. You know what's something like the whole like porn store? It's like such a creepy novelty. You ever walk into a porn store and it's like... Every time you walk to a porn store, there's like this 46.

seven-year-old man kind of lumbering around with like overalls on. Like watching to make sure you don't fucking run out with an old VHS fucking up porn. And then there's like some hip young girl there that's like, hey guys. I'm gonna watch porn enough. Yeah, do you want any toys? You know, I like this one. This one

is my favorite out of this collection. Dude, you remember... And then the cashiers are always like, oh God. I remember watching this one like lesbian portal with my friends and there's girl who's eating out this girl's pussy? And she fucking queefed in her mouth like really loud fart, like, pf-th-girls do fucking, and then she, like, played

off, like, it was nothing, it was like, puss. And then she was like, oh, dude, she was playing her off, like, she didn't just get fucking pussy farted in the mouth. And it was the funniest shit. We reround it, like, 20 fucking times. We brought everyone in, because we were watching, have you ever read to the porn over? It's so funny when they do that. I do. They always feel like, it's the most awkward shit, and then they try to play it off, and then try to be sensual, like, right after that. It just, it's like, it's like, it's like, yeah.

You can't fucking play that off. You clearly weren't paying attention. Did we get off topic or what? My actually, the bitch queefed before and she started laughing. Oh yeah, we were talking and then we were like, we were talking and then we were like,

yeah, Halloween's superior. We all agreed at the end. Is it? Yeah. Cool. Thanks, man. Yeah. Do you agree?

No, you're a fucking asshole, dude. All three are still Christmas pussies. Halloween's far superior. No, Stamper. Stamper. You can't back out now. We agreed. We agreed.

I do like Christmas and Halloween, but I don't know if I'm sway. I think you would. did add the little bit to the Halloween like oh you're a traitor no you're a race traitor I'm not listen I'm not but I've been saying I like Halloween the whole time like the whole time

you were the one that was discussing okay guys this is the greatest music ever and all this nonsense all you guys are gonna fucking pussyfoot back and be like no that's not what I'm not I love Halloween all this talk of Christmas made me think that I'm not even like fucking remotely near my family maybe a little bit sad so then the Halloween is probably oh whoops bingo yeah we're gonna go eat barbecue

dress up like ghouls? Enjoy the whole fucking thing. Are we? And then you're gonna be alone at home on Christmas, bored, cold, fucking, that. Everybody's going home for Christmas. Chris is going home for Christmas. Are you going to...

Because you're not getting that Xbox anymore. You're not unwrapping shit anymore. Corey's going to home for Christmas. I think, like, this is going to be me and you, Stamper. Yeah, I'm going to be sitting at my computer. Yeah. It's Christmas for you.

It's fucking Thursday for me. Fuck Christmas. Yeah, I think, yeah, this Christmas won't be a good Christmas. This is just creepy. Okay. Go on to you. What to the next question. Okay.

Nick Navarro on Facebook says, what's your favorite term? Navarro. Lavarro. What's your favorite term for vagina? Pussy. Cud? Minge. Big fucking big cut.

Minge. That sounds like hinge. Or flange. That's gross. You know like cut? Flange. It sounds like something you get into can. No.

Flash. It sounds like. It sounds like spam, dude. Team pussy is called flange. Dude, Spab, dude. When you walk into a... That was almost awkward, but it really wasn't.

When you walk into an eye club with like, you know, just like, you know, young people, not, not like overage. Niall, you don't go into a place. Here's going to a kid. No, Flash. Flage sounds like something you pour like a dead chicken and do a fucking... No, you go, you go, oh, the smell of fresh flans. No, you go, oh, man, you fucking flage in everywhere, dude. Flan's is like something that I buy it in pet boys to fix the joint on my tire.

Do you what flanish? Cut is also acceptable. Cunt is good. Flange. David. Cut 40. Flans. Pussy, man.

God. I hate the word vagina for the record It's like so fucking clinical. Yeah, yeah It's like, eat my vagina They need a term like dick Like a one syllable bang like that Flan.

Kiddie. Flange? It sounds like a fucking dessert Dude, stick it in my flange. Dude, I guess it is. Not flange. He no one's gonna remember that. Guys, we have a question

God damn it. From Gates, 5, 6, 7. Halloween is 4th. He was gone. I like this guy's question. Gate 5, 6,000. Seven asks, would you rather not have sex with a cat and have people believe you did or have sex with a cat, but nobody will find out. Have sex with a cat and nobody will find out.

Wait, how fat is the cat? How hot is the cat? So, you either don't have sex with a cat. But everyone thinks you did, or you really fuck a cat, but nobody figures out. I don't care if you know what thinks I fuck the cat. Yeah, no, no, I would not harm a poor cat. I wouldn't do that. So I would let everyone think I fucked the cat up the ass.

Yeah. Really hard until I came. Wait, no one said that. Fucked it really hump the ass when nobody was home. Sushi cried. She got away. Oh, that was like a Freudian slip. You've done that.

I've done that. I, no. I mean, I did. I mean, I fucked it. I mean, nobody was home. She has got a nice booty. That's why she's so skittish. No, no. She sees you and she fucking bats. She has fucking PTSD, dude.

She remembers me fucking up the ass. If someone's walking around going, you fuck cats, I'd be like, dude, you have no idea what you just stirred up because I'm going to start so many rumors about you. But what's that? No, you fucking fuck dogs.

Yeah. Well, that guy Fucked too of him This guy's an asshole He's a guy saggy On Facebook said Zach By the way

Dub shit It's a H, Let a K So you're wrong too Motherfuck Oh you got Spell it's not The Zach

Can you say Smegma Without SH I was really called Schmegma That's why I kept saying Smegma You're actually wrong

It's Smegma I know it's smegma But it's like Okay Schmgma Is the nuclear Of Yeah which is wrong

Which is wrong My point is Incorrect I was running to say Schmengma It's a clinical term Lower your voice, you're wrong And let me say, hey, Guy, can you spell my name Without putting a can't, you fucking moron?

Assume responsibility, dumbass! Assume responsibility, you were wrong. I was wrong, but so is his motherfucker. Hey, by the way, guy? Okay. And by the way, don't even like your copping because it sucked. Okay, David Kiborne asks,

who would win in a fight, Aed-O-Piller or Zach? Come on, Stamper. Well, David Cuntfarty? Yeah. I want to call him David Confetti. Yeah, man. All right, let me think, Zach.

Um, Adolf, who has a fucking Armani behind him. No, no, no, no, no. No. This is be, bare knuckle, stripped down. This is billed off. Let's see. Adolf Hitler, the fucking do with, like, cataracts and, like, diabetes and stuff. He'd follow up and knock his fucking heat down.

He didn't have diabetes, but I do admit he'd a very... He'll have a turn around. Hilo and turn around. Let's stamper. Haryl around. Guess what? He has a beautiful ass. Can't help but fuck it.

He had like, fucking cataracts and like, come on. They need me coming back and slap his teeth back up and he gets back up. Corey, magnificent Steiner says, first of all, he's making fun of you for saying first of all so much. What do you have to say to this fucking idiot? Oh, man. What's his name? You know how you're always like, first of all. Magnificent Steining knows your-

And then I cut in with something that's completely off topic. You say first of all, and you say that other point, you say first of all. Most people say first of all and I never say it again. What's his name? Oh, Corey's getting, what's his name? offended here actually. Stiner, senior. Hey, magnificent Siener, fucking geriatric

fuck. First of all, fuck you. Second of all, have a nice day. L'Cardo Nihawth says, if you were rich, what would you do? And would you give a fuck about what other people think about what you would do with the money? What's defined

rich? Like, you get a million. You get a million dollars every year on a dot, exactly. Yeah, $1 million. After taxes. After taxes. After taxes. Like, I would go, like, just, I'd do what I do now. I just go to a restaurant and be like, I don't think I'd live in a differently.

Can I live the most expensive liquor and have, like, eight of them? Yeah, I would live completely, like, I would live the same way, but I wouldn't have to worry about money. That's it. Yeah, I'd be like, $100. I'd love to do that. I'd love to, like, one day go to a restaurant and just make someone to pay and just give them a shit. If I had money to just spend willingly, I would do the same thing,

because I don't really want to go out and do stuff. No. Call me boring. I mean, the only the benefit would be, well, I could see, I could do a little bit more stuff You don't have to worry about rent ever. I have a better equipment for like what I like to do, but I live pretty much the same way. Pretty much everybody I know, like, we live by pretty simple means. Like, we eat when we're hungry.

We have to pay our rent. If we need jeans, it's because we need jeans and we have to go out and buy them. Let me tell you something. I had my same pairs of shoes to a point where I had a hole that I could stick my entire foot through. And it was like, well, I guess I need new shoes now because I just stepped in a puddle of water and it went all the way inside my shoe. So I don't give a fuck. Like, I wear the same clothes I've been wearing for, like, four years. I don't have, I don't know, like, I've never wanted a fucking mansion or a boat or,

I'm happy with very simple things. I can't imagine what you do with all that stuff, honestly. I would want to be- If anything, it's more responsibility. Yeah, I'd feel worried, like having that much money, because I feel like I'd fuck out. If I could pay ready to eat, get food whenever I was hungry, I would be fucking cat. I think we're all on the same page in here. I seriously balance it in that way.

It's like, all this extra shit is more responsibility versus, like, the other people I know they could probably use a helping hand. Oh yeah. I would also, I would just give my fucking parents like half the money. I'm like here you go. Honestly, guys, listening to this, this probably sounds like absolute bullshit, but I know these guys and they actually genuinely do say this. Shut up.

I would also, I would also like find more projects. I would get, I would like give money to animators to help with stuff. Wait, wait, just to throw it up a bit. Like, what would you do? Yeah, you do that. What would you do with the money if you had more money, you know, like what that you can't do now? You know, it's like what... I mean, honestly, like, there's little shit you see all the time.

Like, you see a dude making an amazing project, and you're like, man, I wish you would have told me ahead of time because, you know, I have connections or like I could have gotten you like a, uh, you could throw money at people like, you know, go buy this audio collection here. It's great. Or like, you see people that are struggling with like a broken Sintique or something. It's like, like, for instance, like if there's a band I like, and I'm like, does anyone know about this band? I'd be like, I would give them money so they can turn. I would do it all. If I would do it all and honestly, too, I wouldn't want to be the fucking dude who's like, here. I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't be that asshole. Yeah. So if I didn't give homeless guys money, I fucking wear a mask or something. You'd be a superhero that gives up money. Nobody, nobody. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I don't know.

There's something wrong to it. You know those, you know, those random acts of kindness do not exist nowadays. Yeah. People are only kind if there's a camera in their face and it's fucking or plaque or a credit or a tweet or a YouTube channel. I'm telling you, like, I really, like, if I had money, like, if someone's just like, here's $500,000, I'd be like, sweet, now I only go to Outback. I can get, like, 40 different, like, expensive $16. drinks and not have to worry about it. Yeah. I'd like the thing that we have... Then die of alcohol poisoning the first day.

We have enough close enough friends that are always on the ups and downs. Like a lot of our friends are always doing really well. And then next year, it's like, if you can find a way to just like help everybody out and you just become this machine like this. This like mutual entity that like just helps each other out. Yeah, yeah. That'll be really cool. That would be fucking awesome. So I guess that wasn't... The same thing we do know. It's like, yeah, so wait, so... We had an idea of what we wouldn't do, which is fucking stupid. As we said, we said,

We'd rehire the guys who sung like Hercules back in the day and make them re-sing the songs. Corey had this really weird idea where it was like we would, we would rewrite popular songs to hire the original dude to sing bullshit versions of popular songs. It's replaced the main words with fart. Like, you know, you know that Hercules song that go the distance? Yeah. Oh, like Aladdin. I have often. My fart. I can show you my ass.

Sing its spread apart and proud. Professionally. Like redo all the. Disney songs and fucking release it. When did you last smell my fart tonight? Corey, you're the biggest fucking idiot I've ever met in my life.

Guys, guys, beep, beep, breaking news. Never give Corey money. New question. Matt Sylvester says, if you guys weren't doing animation, what would you be doing? Lumberjack. Really? A lumberjack. For you. What would you be doing if you couldn't draw,

you didn't want to draw, something like that? What would your secondary thing be? That's impossible, because, that's all I do. Imagine that everything was stripped from you. Where would you imagine yourself being? Playing music. Okay.

I would be a programmer. I'd learn how to do it. I could see that. You're like surprisingly good at the trombone. Yeah. And you never bring it up. You never mention it. I can play it.

Don't. Don't. Well, I played trombone since sixth grade. Zach, I think you'd be doing something science-related. So six-seven-old-old-old-old-old-old-old-old-old-pefrey. One, two, three. History professor or biologist, I think. Fucking nerd.

Do you hear what I said, Zach? That was pretty good. Yeah, I figured, I probably just made a band or something. Yeah. Tell me about your day, Corey. My day? I didn't do anything. I woke up in the morning and I watched a YouTube video

and then I went outside to eat subway, and here I am. Oh, for God's sake. Thanks for the questions. It's been sleepy cast. We're going to answer your guys' questions every fifth podcast. So 5-10, 50, 12. and so on. Hopefully.

Hopefully, yeah. No promises. Thank you for listening. This has been Zach. Stamper. Nile. Corey. Gay.

I think it's great that we're doing this podcast and we can get all the shit off her chest. I forget who brought it up, but it was actually a pretty good idea. What is that? We're like recording a podcast. What? Did you not just hear that? What?

There it is again. What? What he's talking about? What the fuck was? Dude, seriously. I think this place is hated. That's it. That's what you said.