SleepyCabin - SleepyCast 08 - [King Crab, Ruler of Crab Kingdom]

Episode Date: November 7, 2014

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There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin, it's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch bullshitter. Welcome to the Sleepycast. I'm Chris O'Neill, O'Ne, followed by Jeff, Johnny, Utah.

Hi there. Corey Spaz Kid And the beautiful Psychi Pebble of Susset Uh-huh Today we're gonna talk about a lot of stuff So put on your overalls and get ready Can you say something too?

Yeah If you're looking for a podcast As funny as a million ways To die in the West This is it Don't drink Don't drink and voice Don't click, no

Don't go away Got all your favorite jokes We got poop in a hat You got Sarah Silverman being unfunny I mean really funny I mean really funny Two hours straight Yeah

Did you hear the one about her Having anal? Can we talk about Sarah Silverman That's a hoot and holler Speaking of Jews We have nothing against When Sarah Sylvan sure likes to say she's a Jew, huh Corey? And she likes to talk about dog dude

and weed. I have no problem with Jewish comedians the same way I don't have a problem with black comedians or any other kind of comedian As long as they don't make that their schick It's like when a fat guy's like, oh I should you stand up What should my schick be? I'm fat, I'll make it about that

Well, I'm Jewish I'll make my whole act about being Jewish. It's not just that. They literally always say the words, I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish, so you know my hair is crazy. That's the joke, and the fine brother's there too. My Jewish wife is a bitch, whatever. You know, God.

Well, that was a successful place. God we got that. Tell me what it was. Sarah Silverman, everybody, animate that. It's a wrap. Seriously, we have a special guest. Welcome, Sarah. You sound like the worm.

Why are you still alive? He's like the worm bitch from Monsters Inc. Oh, uh, is? Mike was out. Speaking about being a fat, useless sack of shit, fucking idiot. Sack. What are you looking at me for?

I was peripherally looking at both of you. You were coming up with a topic so you looked at me and then said that. My eyes wander because I have a disability. Okay, it's fine. Retonation? Chris. Yes. You like to talk about how you...

Let's talk about him Chris starves himself so he can look cool. I starve myself. You're always the go-to guy. Chris, what's the newest diet? I'm doing keto. You're always doing something wacky that all the 13-year-old girls are doing these days. So tell us a little thing I did. Kito was the only thing I did and it worked.

And then I got fed again. I eat all celery and potatoes and a big meat. It's when you cut out like carbs. You have a lot of discipline that, Chris. Carbs is like bread and pasta. I know like don't. I'm eating cookie. I just had a cookie and a big of pumpkin smoothie right.

Yeah, what am I talking about? But there was a point for like a month where I was doing nothing but keto and I lost like 30 pounds. And it was cool. You sound like you, all right, never mind. At first. It sounded like what? No, you sound like you're going to have a lot of discipline. I thought you said chemo.

There was no, like, what always happens when you go, when I go on a diet is the first, like, week is, like, so fucking hard, and then you get so used to it instantly, and then it's the second you eat, like, one piece of candies when it all falls apart.

Well, dude, that's, like, the thing. Like, when I was doing, like, push-ups, like, you know, I did, like, I said, at 100 push-ups for, like, 15 minutes a day? Yeah. In case I felt like I was sitting down for a while, I'd do, like, 15 push-ups,

and I had a lot of energy, but my stomach had shrunk. But over time, I was just saying, man, I'm fucking lazy and so I stopped actually being productive for my body and I started like, you know... Wait, so you said I'm lazy and then you stopped working out because you said you were lazy?

You meant lazy in the work sense, right? Yeah. But it's like when people who starve themselves, like your body goes into this situation where it starts needing food because it thinks it's going to starve again. It doesn't want to shut down. So that's why it starts like burning stuff and like, you know... Yeah. So it needs more. I've never been one person, the type of person, you know,

fall into these crazy schemes. That's not a... That's your body. Your body's not... No, not that, but I mean... There's always a new... No, but keto definitely works, though. It's a fat diet, though. What did you know, but...

I'm not saying it doesn't want to say it's a fat diet, there's always... There's something different. Don't say that keto, like, is a fat diet because you're pretty much, like, not helping people by doing that, because it definitely works. It's bad. Keto...

Therapy is for cancer. There you go. I've got the, like, skin texture of a moldy wall. That's disgusting. You just set out in the sun, Chris. It has nothing to do with the sun, I got Irish skin. Chris always looked like he was in the pool for 10 hours.

If I walk outside and stay in the sun for four days, the sun bounces off me and hits other people. I can't stand. If you're going to talk about pools, I can't stand, like, public pools. You ever find a plaster and a pool? A plaster? Like a bandaid? Oh, Band-aid? Yeah.

That's no good. I saw a huge tampon when talking about a pool. I have a real phobia against public pools. Yeah, me too. Like, the last time I was in a public pool was literally, like, 10 years ago, and I don't plan on going back. I mean, it's been more like over 20 for me,

easily. Yeah, but I'm like... If you're gonna do it, just go to like, like, an apartment complex pool or something, but even those are kind of gross. I can't imagine even, I'm like imagining just kid piss like in my eyes. Exactly, exactly. Like, what about, I'm swimming in a pool with like dirty kids who, who take, who take that as an opportunity to shower just to like, you know... You know what do you call it? What about like a hotel pool? Like a hotel hot tub. A hot tub. What about a hot tub? That burns away all the... No hot tub is different. The only hot tub I was ever in was like a family member's hot tub, which, you know, I sort of

bared, but... I think hot tubs are more disgusting because they're almost like more of a breeding ground for bacteria. Really? Burning away the germs? Because it's like hot water. I don't know. I guess they chlorinate it even more than a pool, but... Well, that's good. It's less bacteria than it. I don't have very many opportunities for it

gets all... I think it gets all... I think what I read is it gets all foamy on top. That's dead skin cells. So if you see foam... You see this... Now I no longer when I'm going a fucking hot tub because of you. I don't like, yeah, just man, I'd rather just swim, the ocean's

disgusting in itself, but I'd rather pick the ocean. Oh, no, no, no, lakes are gross. No, the ocean, I will say the ocean is the grossest thing. When Chris was five years old, he went to the ocean and there was a big scrap person grabbing in his legs. Oh yeah, that's true. You should go down to like

Dominican Republic, the water is super clear. No, I don't care because it's connected to the rest of the ocean, which is full of snot, pee, poo, poo, blood, dead people, dead people, dead cat, animals, Even if it's dead You watch too many movies No, what do you mean

I watch too many movies? There's dead people There's a million dead people in the ocean Are you kidding? Oh my god You play, okay You play games You know how big the ocean is

You play games like Mario Sunshine You see how beautiful the water is And then you see like places in like Yeah Mexico It's fucking beautiful If you put a little eye dropper

In the ocean It's suck out of drop Put under a microscope It's fucking nasty So is anything There's little crap people Inside of it I can pull a piece of your head on a picture of

I'm realistically scared. It will not be a little civilization. It will not be a little civilization. My biggest, I'm not too worried about that, but I would never swim in a certain kind of lakes or ever go over. I would never swim in a lake. Don't swim in a still body water. Why not? Because that's where, that's where fucking bacteria is there. You don't want to... Have you looked at the fucking rings of a lake? There's like urine bubbles and condoms and shaked where it all meets at the end. I did swim in a lake in Lake Okabojee when I was younger and when we got out, I was covered in like boils and shit. Because there was like these

parasites that dig into your skin. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but, however... You know what the ocean's full of? You know what you shouldn't... You shouldn't have been swimming next to the septic tanks. I've been stung by jellyfish. You've been stung by jellyfish? Yeah. And you tell me the ocean's nice. When I was... It is nice. But I also, I was kidding with sharks. They're not dangerous. But jellyfish

and little fish that, uh... If you're swimming 10 feet from the fucking beach, dude... Let's back up to him. I'm not dropping you a little bit of the Atlantic. Have you ever actually been in the ocean? Yeah. Help our ends. Not in fucking open water. You mean the beach.

Not in open where. You're not going to get a shock by the beach. I live next to a beach my whole life. What do you mean not in open water? Not in like the center of the ocean like that movie. Where does sharks bite up their toes? How is the water not clear? I bet it's not clear.

It's not clear. When it is clear, it's nice. Like that's something that like I never knew growing up where it's like I always thought shark attacks were common. But sharks are actually terrified of humans. The only time we're gonna be a shark attack is if you attract them with blood or like... Sharks are like... They only go after humans if they think you're a seal or whatever.

The seal? And everyone says that you've more of a chance to be a stroke by lightning. Yeah, it's crazy. So go out, find a shark and fucking beat it to death and see what happens. Fucking pudge its brains and kill. I like sharks. Can we suck by the beach for a second? The beach?

Like, okay. But they are cool. One thing I will say, a nice beach breeze and the sound of the ocean, very nice. A nice beach breeze. I've been to the Jersey Shore many times. Okay, that does not. Because Jersey Shore is gross. It is a little gross.

But, uh... My biggest complaint... But that's what I was going to say. The beach is kind of shitty, too, because you go to the beach, you get back in the car. Everyone's like, don't get sent in the car, and you're like, well, fuck you. Well, fuck you. It's impossible. Like, you always, like, step on gross shells, and there's little civilizations of them in those, too. My biggest complaint...

And there's crabs shit. Sorry, go there, Jeff. Little tiny strings of crabs shit all down the beach. Crab shit. There's no crap shit. There is crap shit. What? Little strings of crab shit.

That's human shit. That's not. There's no crabs. There's barely. any crabs on the shoreline shit like rats. You guys have not been to waxen. I've seen crabs shit like rats when they spray in the dirt holes. They do

crabs get propelled by their shit. They spray shit out of the ice and skid across the sand. That's where it works sideways. The hot sand sucks, stepping on shells sucks. That's what I was gonna say. Hot sand is the worst. Hot sand is the fucking worst. When you go to a beach, you have to walk in the shade in some weird mismatch pattern so you don't burn your goddamn light off. Hot concrete to get off the hot sand. Oh god, that's the worst. Even when he wears

sandals and you step into the sand you're getting those shards of hot rocks. The only thing I hated when I went as a kid, my family would pack a bunch of shit for the day, like they'd get a cooler and pack full soda and granola bars and then they just put up an umbrella and they'd sit there

for like six hours and it was just that was kind of boring. And then you got to think of walking back in your sandals the whole time. But yeah but like the ocean smells like shit and there's seaweed. You need to go to a nice beach for one time you're like. Which with nice beach. We're Beaches, it is a nice, wrestler is a nice beach.

They shot saving private rhino. You go down in the Dominican Republic. There's a topless beach, which I was at. Which I didn't even know. Did you take off your top job? Yes. Got a little tini-pap. One time I went surfing.

Yeah. The first time, I was like trying to learn. I was on like a wakeboard. What did you say when you were on a surfboard? What catchphrase? I was like five and I never. Totally tubular? I never watched the Teenation Ninja and Turtle, so I couldn't relate.

Did you say I'm on a surfboard? Yeah. Don't you ever forget. Did you win a surfing contest? No. Yeah. Yes, but I was on a surfboard at age five with my dad, my old man. Surfing is like a dog birdie.

Pupperdier cheese. These fucking colloquial terms for father is not what I say. But anyways, I'm definitely calling my dad. My dad, my dad held my board. He's like, get ready, you're gonna surf. And then the water went up and lifted me like six feet and I was screaming and then I fell off and I ate so much water and came up spitting and like vomiting like water. And it tasted like a lot of different salts. I had a brother called Adam. He went surfing with my dad.

You had a brother called Adam? Yeah, he went surfing. What do you mean you had? Listen, this is what I'm gonna tell you. What the law? He went surfing. Yeah. A huge sea guy covered in seaweed grabbed my brother and pulled him in the ocean.

We never saw him again. That's what I was. That's fucking really scary. That's actually a really scary image. Big fucking. A huge silly guy. It was scary. It was a fucking lumbering seaweed retard.

You know what I'm thinking of? Do you? Fucking, wait, I was gonna, oh, yeah, when I was, you know, California? Yeah. When I was younger, I went. Do you know California? California. I went that state, that state.

The big old state on the west side. But my mom and dad brought me there when I was like 13 and I got in the ocean, the waves were pretty big. I was like, they're not that big. And a big, fucking wave smashed me underwater and like dragged me like 50 feet and I almost hit my head off a rock. Water does this thing where it goes over you and pushes you under it. It like, it literally like clobbered me into the water. I probably should have died. It wrecks you.

When I was riding a surfboard, it fucking knocked my ass underwater and I scraped my face against the rocks and then I came back up. and then I came back up. Is that way you don't have a lower jaw? Yeah. Oh. Okay. It did that to my brother. It actually, a wave slammed him into the ocean floor so hard.

It, like, damaged his eye. Oh, God. It's horrible. I don't know if it was a little kid, but it, like, fucked him up. A big, huge fucking wave just came and aimed at his eye and fucking streamed at his eye socket. I think a shell, like, hit his eye as he got slammed into the ground. Can you imagine your eye landing out a big crab claw? That'd be the worst way to die.

I don't, there's crabs that just stick their claws up out of the sand, and you step on them sometimes. Jeff, I swear to go. God, I jumped off that thing, and it was a five-foot-long crab, I swear. It was not a five-foot-long crab, Chris. It was. It was a mile-lurk. There's a Japanese spider crabs that are, like, 10 feet tall. In the deep, deep ocean, yeah, there's king crabs that are really spider-larked.

King crab. Myerlark. I am the crab king-in-the-crab king. Oh, my God. King crabs? King crab legs? No. No, there are scary.

Holy shit. I took Chris stored lobster and he was gagging the whole time. King crab legs are delicious. Crab legs, and he was going, ugh. Oh, yeah, that was that was that was a nice. where I was really hungry and they were like, yeah, we're going out to eat. And they brought me to King lobster.

I was like, do they have anything with seafood? I don't like seafood. I'm going to isolate that. You'd laugh like, a king crab. A king crab, yeah. Yeah, that's what they're called. Hello, I am the king of the crabs. Hell, they look like the king.

Jeff, would you negotiate a deal with King Crab to bring your daughter back? King Crabb? Or would you let him behead your daughter in front of his people to show dominance. I don't know how. I have his own to Jeff. I don't know how I would negotiate with the King Crab. I am a king crab.

You watch your daughter. Got her back, Jeff? You must negotiate it with me. What does he want? What is he want? You must fuck me. Would you fuck a crab, Jeff? Would you fuck King Crabbe? You know, I don't think I've ever seen it.

You could shamble his head and eat him for later. You fucking in the mouth. Are you terrifying thought having a king crab wrap its legs around you? If you fuck the crab in its mouth, you could shamblet's brain and eat it for a little. You ever see the crab's mouth? It's like, they blow bubbles.

They blow bubbles. They blow bubbles. Yeah, they blow him. Yeah, it's like, Jeff, would you let a crab suck your dick and look you in the eyes. If it was like 50 feet tall because you need a big math. Back to the, everything's everything like, would it suck your dick?

Would you let it squirpy and suck your dick if it looked to him? No, because it would poke your uh shaft with his tail. They have. You look Michael Serra's stuff that you could like crabs. Like all your characters run sideways like crabs. No. Forming a mermaid. I think eels are gross. Eels? Eels. What's all the heels? They're fucking black and like

You will never, never... You'll never do an eel. No. What about horseshoe crabs? I've never seen one. It's cheap like a horseshoe. It's just a good crab. One time my uncle walked into my room and he was like, look like I got you. And he handed me a glass chair full of water and an eel curled up inside of it. And I was like, what the fuck? And he's like, it's yours now. And a day later, I was like, it was literally an eel wrapped all the way down a jar.

And I was like, I don't have a tank for this. What the fuck? And he was like, it was like, no. Do what with it? I know, exactly. So I brought it out and I like released it into the ditch. You should put in your bathtub or something. Worse your crabs are like a merry buddies on me.

I don't like looking out. I'm telling you, crabs are a fucking pew. They are the grossest... They are disgusting. Crabs and lobster? Have you ever had a couple? I hate it when people say lobster is like the most delicious shit. You hate that.

It's like the most... It's the most gooey, floppy shit. Lobster? Have you had lobster before? We can talk about the history of lobster. He just called lobster gooey. It is. Well, it's actually...

Back in the day, lobster wasn't... Oh, no, I'm talking about crabs, sorry. The lobsters, you need to clip it, right? Crabs are delicious. No, you got it all mixed around. Back in the day, lobster was considered a delicacy. It was more like a cheap food. Yeah, it's just like people being like Yeah, diamonds, yeah, everyone needs diamonds

It was more conceit, yeah, it was considered like a critter I don't like lobster because it's fancy I like lobster because it's fucking tasty Diff it and hot butter Yeah, no, I like lobster I like regular crab, I like king crab and lobster I don't even like fish You can go to that crab place that giant

You get like a thing of those like crab lakes I mean like battered fish and it's mostly because of the taste of the butter It's being a freaking idiot Beacon Porn Go. Me? Favorite My favorite genres of porn have to be public sex.

Public, you said this before. Japanese big tits. Okay. CF, uh, wait. Well, capture the flag? It's closed Clothed female groups. What's that? It's when there's a bunch of girls wearing clothes and they start sucking off a dude. I did know that was a thing, Chris. Um, that's a new one.

That is a new one. I learned something. Fucking, uh, compilations. I like compilations. I don't like compilations because you see you see you get them there and you click it. You see you get them to click it. Yeah, and it's like a 50-year-old dash garb! No, that's what I'm saying, the good part you want to see from the thumbnail that lowered you with to begin with, it's only there for 10 seconds or so. There was like a compilation called, like... Oh, what was it called?

Well, you know what, hold on? It had really cool music. You know when they have a compilation and there's like one fucking video, but there's just that, like, thing spread out? Or there's like two videos? Yeah. It's like... It's like... Excuse me.

I hate it when compilations have clips that are like longer than like 10 seconds. Sometimes it's like, well, let's put in like 10, two minute clips. I don't care. I did my I did my 10 second search and I went to this video willingly I expect quality compilations yeah god dang it who cares about fucking compilations what is your jeff what's your favorite uh why like i like goldfish uh gulfish jeff you send me that video of the chinese girl eating the goldfish yeah have you guys ever been like browsing okay so when you guys look at the morn right

there's two ways i do it i go on wankddb.com i go to wank db go to yeah it's like wank dd no wank Yes, porn MD. You guys are fucking... You guys are too mainstream. Porn MD and Tube Go-Ward. Oh, listen to you, you know, porn hipsters, what you are. Listen, no, but you go on Mike TB, right? You never heard of it.

You click on your genre, and you got three options. You go by date, uh, popularity, or how long the video is, right? What you do is you click on date so you see all the very latest porn's, right? Those are like... That's like... They got like two views, right? But one time I was doing that, right, and I found this poem where, It was like the girl was super hot and she was like in her clothes whatever being interviewed and then they like took off her clothes and she her tits were like breast cancer post

They were like all stitched up and shit Ew And I was just like oh my fucking god what the hell It was I was just like looking for big tit porn and then the but that was in it It was just did your erection get confused and choose the other way I just probably clarify that a little bit so you know it's like a heartless bond No I'm not saying like Listen I well actually I am I guess you you didn't get off to her Frankenstein titties

Look I I wouldn't expect a guy with with with With prostate cancer for four important, you know what I mean? Like, that's what I'm saying. It's not like, she's a fucking gross monster. I'm just saying, like, when I'm jerking off the porn, that's the last thing I want to see. You don't receive her incisions.

I don't want to break the immersion and start thinking about... Break the immersion. I want to start thinking about my life. You're not watching Lord of the Rings, Chris. I might get cancer. What do you do? You fucking just... How many...

What? I close my eyes and think of my eyes. Why would you put up porn and close your eyes? How many dick? Do you like saying dicks? Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

A big old fat dick. Big little fat dick. Do you prefer lesbian porn or regular? Regular, too. I used to look at lesbian porn with like 14, but then... Lesbians? I like to watch a guy and a girl with God watching over him, have your sex. I, like, for me, if it's like lesbian, they have to, they can't be that, like, dainty, like, touching, like, soft shit.

They have to be, like... You know what, soft porn. Vigor. Vulgar lesbians. Yeah, like, vaun. I never really understood that type of porn words. Sorry, go ahead. Huh?

No, it's just for girls, like... I never got lesbian. To some degrade. I like it, but I never got the degree where it was like, what's the point? Because with most porn, I think to some degree with port, you kind of point yourself in the guy's shoes just a little bit. You can't do that with lesbian porn. You're just like, if there's some creepy molester, looking through the window or something. If two lesbians walked in here right now, got down on the table, sir, do 69.

What can I do? I just sit here. No, but I'd be really horny looking at it. Yeah, what did I do? I just sit here at master. I would much rather look at a big, sexy, buff, the hairless dude, or a girl. Yeah, but you're like, oh, that's my dick, you know, you spliced a little bit. Yeah.

Do you like the point that's, that's. It's like a video that's like 27 minutes long of just the one angle of like penetration. Like, it's like, right up the girl. I hate that back of the ass view. The balls. What? Yeah, it's like, it's like cater to you. And it's like, it's like, it's like me because a lot of the time the guys don't shave.

So you just see this like big ass blush. I want to see like the girl going. Oh. And I want to, you know what really, really pisses me off when you're watching a porn and the girl's not into it? Because it's like, wow, I'm watching the girl being great pretty much. This is great. Oh, yeah. Get your dick to me. Yeah, you know.

Or when they're like, do it overboars? Like, yeah. Fuck me. And you're just like, this is fucking gross. I saw a video when a guy was having sex with the girl and she started laughing and I was like, fuck you're like, bitch. I was like, you're going to laugh? He's having sex.

I would, I would get hornier to that if anything. No, she was laughing like, oh, it wasn't like a sexy horny laugh. It was like, ha ha. Look at you, you fucking loser. And I felt so insecure. I was like, oh, I closed out of it. Oh. Do you like it when the guy shoots his load in her mouth and then she looks.

It's like she's like eating, she's enjoying it. Like, it's like a treat. I prefer the mouth rather than the face. Because every time I see the face, it's like, close your eyes, close your nose, close your ears. It makes me want to vomit. She's like, I know. I hate it. I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate when semen hits people's faces. Yeah. I do. I do too, Corey. I do too. I do too. I don't. I don't. I hate when semen is splashed against faces. It's nasty. It's slow, bullshit.

It's fucking gross. Oh, yeah, I hate when it walks against me. It's cute and art, but it's not cute in real life. She has to take a really hot shower to get that off. Yeah, no, yeah. You want to take a girl, and then she's, like, hitting the eyes, so she, like, twitches a little. It's like, yeah, that's weird. Yeah, she's, like, squinting, it's good.

She's like, she's like, give me that. But it's like, she doesn't say. The fucking eye is, like, turning pulsing. Yeah. She's like, oh, it's so, so good. It's in her hair, and you're like, that's fucking normal. If the girl. If the girl actually likes it is sweet, though.

Yeah, but some girls like it is. I don't like it. Do you guys feel a little bit bad that you, can you guys watch a black guy and porn, like PLV port? I can't. Not really, no. I feel racist a little bit. Racist? Because, like, I don't have... I feel intimidated. Because I don't have a big black dick. I can't be that guy. I don't have a big black peat. See you. Do yourel?

Yeah, I don't... Have somebody else watch you. I don't actually watch, like, black guys, fuck girls. Seems like there's never any light-skinned black guys. It's all really dark black guys. Yeah, it's always, yeah, it's always, like a huge scary black guy, fucking, like a really date-dy white girl. For me, like, I know you guys say you have porn stars and stuff you like, but I'm an amateur. You guys like... I don't like... I don't really go on my way to watch pornsters.

No, I know if you've been names because I see him around. I don't know a single one. I can't tell you one porn star, Corey. Me neither. I can tell you like three. Because when I watch porn, it's all amateur for me is a good one. Speaking of porn, uh, but Bucky Larson born to be a porn star. It's a great movie.

Jeff, you saw this movie. I did. I, based on Corey's recommendation that it was the worst, one of the worst movies ever I watched it. which doesn't pale in consideration to the other worst thing we ever made what was the angriest you never got the angriest have ever gotten if I'm if I don't animate well that day on what I'm working on I want to I drive home and I'm slamming in the gas pedal

and I'm trying to not to swerve into a telephone pole what would prompt you to yell at somebody like a random person that you don't know very well if there's a really antagonistic like drunk person that That really makes me mad. Oh, hey man, what's up? That's good. If somebody's really fucking around and they're drunk, like, not friendly drunk.

I mean, like, either, like, an angry drunk or somebody's trying to, like, pick a fight. Oh, yeah. That pisses me off. I can knock somebody out doing that. The worst thing about that is, is, like, some people can be the nicest people when they're sober, but when they get drunk, turn into fucking monsters like that. All right, Chris, I get it. No, I know.

That's what I'm saying it. Chris, that's the most pissed off ever was you. When times you were drunk? You pissed me off so much. I'm usually an ice drunk. I know, 99% of the time. Just because I threatened to swing an axe into somebody's face when I have too much to drink.

Fucking... Sorry. Yeah, I swear to God, that was the only time I got drunk and I was an asshole. Chris, let me explain. Chris got drunk one time a couple years ago, and he kept hitting me in the testicles. That's the closest I've ever come to punching with the mouth.

You were really irritating me. It was funny. How many times did he do it? He did like twice. I was, I was getting pissed off. Oh, wait, let's get, let's guess why, let's all guess why was Chris angry. Because I was... Let me guess, Chris.

Let me guess. You saw King Crabb, huh? No. You saw King Crabb. I would not get mad at fish, but, uh... It was because my mom... Came over in Dark Souls? No, actually, wait.

I got... Why should have to think about that? Because I got mad a few times of dark, like, really mad of... Well, okay, I broke a PlayStation controller over Dark Souls. Are you kidding me? The Madd' No, I was having a horrible day, right? And I put on the second game

And there was a part where Like, I was finally about to beat a boss or whatever After like the 50th time And then the controller died And I just smashed it off the floor The maddest I've gotten is probably when I've played games The thing I ever broke was I bought a MacBook Pro Chris recommended to me

It was like it's an amazing piece of hard No, I told you That is so good All I ever said about a Mac Mac I'm not gonna tolerate this Macfash You're fucking That hell You're not!

Max are... Jeff, I'm tired of you guys having your temper tantions on Twitter on Twitter. I bought a $2,000 MacBook full. Wait, I want to justify this. Okay. MacLuptu. Max are amazing to record on, end of the story. They're shit for everything else.

Mac laptops are garbage. That's true. Listen, I bought a two... That's true. That's true. It's not true. Mac laptops are garbage. Why? Because they're fucking bloated. Because they're bloated. They're bloated. And a Windows machine is not bloated? Not like a Mac laptop. Macs don't come with fucking, what do you call it?

Like all that software preloaded on the desktop. They don't come with fucking cut and paste either. I still don't know how to cut and paste on the goddamn Mac. You gotta like copy it and then delete the old files. So fucking stupid. I've been using Macs for years. Max are just, they're designed to be just tiny bit different in the worst ways. Mac desktops.

Pissed off so many people. All right. Says the guys that constantly broken Windows computers. Here's my fucking story. Whatever. I spent $2,000. of dollars on a fucking MacBook Pro. $2,000.

$2,000. Yeah, how much? I had for a year. You know, you know something Jeff? You know what I did it? You know what I did it? I used Facebook, Skype, and maybe something else. It made me, maybe Flash once in a while.

After two years, it crashed four times. Listen to me, I used it for nothing. I use this fucking bloated piece, overpriced piece of shit for nothing. I use the Internet. You could have used it for more stuff. But I didn't. This is his fault.

For absolutely no reason. It stopped working. it crashed completely. I had Mike Welsh. We'll go get it fixed. I had Mike Welsh. I'm not going to blow hundreds of dollars. I had Mike Welsh reset and fix it again. Everything was wiped. For no reason. I didn't touch this piece of shit. Then I did it two more times.

And the third time, he finally reset it again. And I was using Skype. And I was talking to someone with Skype. And I was saying, all that was on this computer was Internet Explorer. There's always Safari and Skype. Yeah. And I was typing someone to say, hello. And I typed you the hello. And it took five minutes to type the HD, the L and the L&O.

See what I did, Jeff, I took it against my knee, and I fucking pushed it slowly and broke it against the back of my leg. That desktop computer I have over there, that desktop computer I had, the HP, I bought three years ago for $200. And I have it loaded the shit. Let's still working great. Let's have an analogy. When a woman's pregnant, she has a kid, and he has Down syndrome. Are you condemning all humans? People does not have kids anymore?

You're saying my MacBook was a Down syndrome. child in the school. Yeah. No. Yes. I had a Mac. I had a big fucking... I had a big fucker. I used his Mac and I already, you know, something that was funny... So what you're saying, so what you're saying is because you have a Downy Kid that you should give extra care of with. Sometimes it happens. That's all I'm saying.

You should give you get a Downy Kid. You should give extra care to your Downy Kid. All back is... Every Mac practice is the Down syndrome. You just got the regular kid. You're the anomaly. The normal kid is the outlier. Jeff, I got to say, right? Before I move to America, right? I had to copy everything off

my Mac onto a hard drive so I could bring everything to America, right? Do you want to hear? This was... I don't know what you're trying to convince this of. I've never had a problem. Listen, this should have been the easiest thing to do, right? All you do is you cut and you paste, right? Except not on a fucking Mac, right? Yeah, I could

paste all day. Listen to me. And it cuts and it paste. This is the problem, right? When you have a hard drive and you want to put something from a Mac onto a PC, yeah. PCs use different format. They use like, fucking fat or whatever, or Mac uses something, I think it's... They used two different things, right?

They used to. A long time ago, they were different processors. You have to buy a hard drive that says, I go into a PC and a Mac. I'm cool, right? I got one of those. I put it into the Mac. I try copy shit onto it,

and then halfway through this big, long, fucking conversion, it says, no, sorry. And I'm like, where did my file stop copying? I have to start all this again. And then I found out that Macs just, it was... What? The hard drive had a fucking emulator built into it to help it copy shit on, but I just couldn't handle it.

That was the power PC processor, Chris. The power PC processors, too. They moved over to Intel processors years ago. I had to use those pieces of shit in the high school. That was a legitimate problem, but it's all sorted out. It is not sorted out. This happened like two weeks ago. I don't know what you're talking about.

That was the closest I came to slash something recently. I gave it to my sister. I think the biggest thing it pissed you up about Mac is that they do little things. They make little changes to make it feel like it's different, but it's just more tedious. It's like, oh, computer, control C, copy. Back, it's like whole fucking bend your fingers like Spider-Man to copy. It's command... Command Apple, fucking C-Dromes, Face C-25-1-2-5-1-K!

It's Command-E to copy, Command V to page. All my USB drives are in the back of the fucking screen. What the fuck is with that? To what? I have to fucking hunch over my fucking computer every time I wanted to plug in a memory stick. In the back of your stupid screens. You see what I got on my desk? A little fucking...

A little memory, a little USB trick. The slot is in the back of the thing because they're like, oh, we're fancy. We can't plug it. the side looks too stupid. They care about aesthetics. Who cares about aesthetics? I want something that works good. I've never had a Mac so I can't experience the truth. Look, you build your

8 foot tower, you've 8 foot tall computer tower with the neon lights that is like 99% empty. Let me tell you something. And look cool guy, okay? Have we forgotten about Linux? Whatever. Have we forgotten about Linux? Fuck Linux. Here's Linux over here.

I use Linux. I can play music. Yeah, the little Linux. My parents are proud about Linux. I'm sorry. You guys should get a Linux computer. Linux is PC and Mac. No. It's a double conversion.

You can have two of the same worlds. It's a fucking hackers' wet dream is what it is. Linux is better than PC and Mac. We can play games now. You can play games now. You can be PC and Mac. You can be together. I don't want to bring Linux into this.

I want to keep Mac in a fucking, I want to push all back into a volcano. Oh, my God. Windows 8 is terrible. Can you even imagine the fucking comments on this? It's going to be 99% PC Mac. No, it's going to be 99% PC Mac. No, it's going to be 99.

percent PC assholes bashing Mac. I'd be people who never owned a Mac. Let me tell you something. Whatever. We both own Mac. I don't care. I had a Mac at one point. You said you didn't have ever a Mac. My dad let me use this Mac. And then he gave it to me because he hated it.

Max's your game. And then he was like, he was like, I can't fucking. He's crap. And then I gave it to me. And I tried to play a game on it. And it fucking crashed. And I couldn't use it ever again. Jeff, the government made these computers to see if retards really would buy things. You know something Jeff? They were right.

Why are all these PC manufacturers going out of business? What was the one that had like the cow pattern? What was that one? Oh, Packard. Yeah, where did that company go? Did they go out? They just died, yeah. Really? Packard with her? Yeah, Hewlett Packard. Dead. R.P.?

All right Puckard? What I have is dead? I think so. No, is it Hewlett Packard? No, it's not HB. That was the first computer I have. Is that HP and ice cream brought? The Cal Computer. The Cal Computer? The Cal Computer? The first one I had. No. You know what Max are good at?

What? A doorstop? What? What is? Cooking eggs? because they get so fucking hot. Oh, there we go. Oh. Whoa.

When I was like, Chris in Ireland, I used his computer to use flash and I was drawing something, and for no reason they delete it all the time while I deleted all my pictures. PC? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's you. The old lady at Wala doesn't like you.

I don't know. Maybe it's you. Maybe it's you. You know, I really made me mad. What do you have against this? That fucking ad with Justin Longer was like, yeah, well, we don't get fire us. So.

It just works with everything. Guess what? I bought a fucking USB bus, plugged it into the Mac, didn't work. Guess what else I bought? Fucking Logitech. A Logitech webcam didn't work. Every Logitech...

I buy Logitex stuff all the time for my computer, and it all works. It didn't work on my Mac. Well, you got jizz in your USB ports or something, Chris. I don't know what to tell you. I would never jizzed in my USB port. You probably did. All right, enough talking about Mac's PC

and the best friend of them all Linux. Let's just call it a stalemate and... Let's just admit that Linux is a... useless and nobody fucking used it except for hack you're gonna get hacks are you're like there's like one listener out there that's really mad no last time my teacher my teacher showed us how to install Linux and then it's like don't worry no one uses it and I was like I understand you don't need to use a command light anymore you can use like the user airface I actually have no idea what a Linux it has a stupid frigate penguin on it's based on units based on Unix I don't know what that is

it's it's I guess it's like that's the little girl's unit system from Jurassic Park I don't really know either, man I'm just a little idiot that animates I just need flash and Photoshop and I don't really care iTunes syncing to my phone iTunes makes me sick Jeff I want a dragon drop it every three

Here we go That's all the kid ever wanted There's no problem with iTunes There's a lot of problems Steve Jobs was not a nice guy He was alex used to talk about Bill Gates Steve Jobs was a questionable human But he was motivated

He thought like his whole cancer thing That it was basically his fault Yeah He would be a little weird He wouldn't get a cure. I don't know how much of that is absolutely true, but it does sound like he wasn't listening. Let me clear about that,

so I don't sound like a fucking asshole. Steve Jobs died of cancer. He had some kind of organ failure, but then Aston Koucher decided to live off the Steve Jobs diet, and then he got sick to it. Really? Yeah. Ashton Kutcher?

You know about that? No. When he was making that Steve Jobs movie, that biopic, he decided to go on this, like, Steve Jobs diet of, like, just eating apples all day or something. It was something. I'm sorry, but I don't get this exactly right, but it was basically like this,

this fruit diet. And he put himself in the hospital. But what happened was, like, in 2001 or two, they were like, Steve Jobs, you realize you have early forms of pancreatic cancer, right? And he was like, yeah. And they're like, we can get a surgery and remove this. And he was like, you know what, I'll rub true shrubs on it and stuff. It's fine. Steve Jobs. I think, I think early in his life he got this, he was this weirdly spiritual guy or just like eating at Buddhist temples or, I'm getting this all wrong, I think, by the way.

There was something weird going on where I think he just felt he could heal himself through natural means. And he was wrong and paid with his life the end. Don't don't crucify me. All I'm saying it is. I'm not going to trash Android phones and nice phones. I play airplanes. Everyone should

use an Android. I just don't care. The only bad thing is that's it. They're kind of like, you know, targeted for viruses and shit. Yeah, I never had a virus on my mat. Eat that shit. That's true. Did you hear about when people were going to the Olympics in Russia the second they got off the plane?

their phones were getting hacked by like nearby like towers and shit. I did not hear about that. iPhones? No, well, I think it was mostly Android because I don't know why. You never really hear of like iPhones or like Macs getting viruses or hacked or whatever. I mean,

I guess it kind of, it can happen kind of, but. Yeah, but not really. You don't have a bunch of old people clicking on EXE files. Yeah. Plagues.

Anyways, I can't relate to this fucking topic because I've never experienced the first of having a terrible Mac. Let's talk about rocks for your favorite subject. Rocks. Rocks. Quo, what's your favorite kind of rock formation? Pet rock. Get it in Ico.

Corey, if you had a pet rock and it died, would you feel sad? I want to go, fuck, because I probably killed it. You know, the East Coast has better... What do you? Hold on. I have a question. What was that? Pet Rock?

Did you pay upwards to, like, $50 for, like, a fucking rock that you stick into a thing? Corey, I can't say I ever do anybody when you had a pet rock. A pet rock. That was a thing. You could buy it a rock. Yeah. How did that become a thing? It was just a gimmick.

It was just like that. years like, Elmodoll. It's got Googly eyes. Is it that wacky? No, there wasn't googly eyes on it. What? It was. It's a rock. It was just a rock. It was a rock. It was a slinky. It was a fucking hamster breathing cage. There's an animal where it looks like a rock and you

could open it's pink on the inside. A what? An animal. Anyways. It looks like a rock and you fucking cut it half of the hamletons. It's pink. It's in its guts. Yeah, it's got like blood and shit. I don't know what you're talking about. That's a lie. It's called the rock asaurus.

To answer your question, fuck rock. You know Seth McFarland was going to remake the Flintstones? Or he was going to make his own series of it? Of course he was. He was going to bring back the world's funniest sitcom about Stone Age people. Who is passionate about the Flintstone? Seth McFarland, that's who. He was.

I mean, it's an okay show for the time. But who dreams about, oh, man, I've got to bring back the Flintstones. It was really funny, though. They cut their grass with dinosaurs. They washed their dishes with dinosaurs. Yeah, they ran around with their talk. They even opened their mail and saw a little dinosaurs. They surfed down. They surfed down brinosaurus.

I didn't grow up with the Flintstones and Jetsons. So when I watched it, I'm like, it's boring. But I thought Jetsons was better. Are they going to put feathers on the dinosaurs? Oh, are they going to do that for the Jurassic World? No. Oh, did they say they're not going to do that? The director was very anti-feather.

Very anti-feathers are stupid, dude. No, they don't. What? There are some cool renderings of dinosaurs of feathers. I saw the big white T-Rex with the feathers. The people who do it right, they look like they really are the, the, not the descendants, the opposite of, like, birds. They...

Ancestors. Ancestors of birds. I can't believe I knew that. People... Yeah, I know. Corey got... Cori knew a word. I didn't. I can't believe if I remembered that. When somebody renders a dinosaur like a velociraptor with feathers correctly, it looks cool. It looks like it should.

Well, I guess, like, even if it didn't, it would still be like a, you know, a breath of fresh air or whatever. I think it would be... Yeah, I'll see the same old T-Rex design of the last 20, 30 years. Everyone just rips off the nude. These nude dinosaurs. Do you know what I found out today?

What? I found out that penguins have knees. Corey, that's crazy. It's true. That's crazy, Todd, Corey. They have, I swear to God. No, fuck it lies aloud in this podcast. No, it's true.

This is a lie for his own. Someone took, they found a penguin, cut it open and pulled out its legs. And they had like these long, like human legs. I got to say, no, it's, I swear to fucking God, jokes aside, they actually have knees. Okay. Have you ever seen a documentary on penguins?

No. They're live are... I saw the farce of the penguins. I was about to say, I saw the funniest freaking movie ever. Farts of the penguins. Look it up. I saw Mita Spartans in the beginning there was a penguin who shed over the person's face.

Penguins are crazy creatures. What do you like about the penguins? It's not that I like, it's they're insane. They live in these sub-zero below, like, temperatures. They travel... Oh man, I can't even fucking remember. But the whole way they mate

and they take care of their eggs, and the egg is always on the cusp of freezing into a solid block. It's amazing. It is a goddamn miracle penguins can reproduce in those temperatures. And there was one penguin who could tap dance. Yeah, I was what to say, from Happy Feet.

That's how I found out about that. And also, you've got to watch it for the white grizzly bears. Yeah, they pass the eggs between their feet without it touching the ground. Really? Yeah, and they all huddle together so they keep the warmth up in their group. They put the eggs. They're pretty fucking stupid, too.

Yeah, no. They just walk off close and stuff. They do this thing where, like, they walk 70 miles. in some direction and come back for like almost no reason I don't know yeah and they could have just blown because they got little wings were stupid they can't they can't they're insects letting with birds you know oh I didn't know they're insects their insects yeah penguins are insects they have little flippers and beaks insects have those too oh you're right like uh like the fly like the praying

mantis water bugs you ever see a whale sleeping they sleep vertically what do you mean with their like noses face in the sky and they just drift like fucking towers in the water You know, whales came from, they used to be land animals. Yeah, they're mammals. They found this, they felt this whale that was walking around the streets with its legs. A blue whale? Yeah, a huge, Bruce Provoil. Oh, my God.

I don't know how they got so big. I don't think they were so big. They weren't that big on land. Why do you still get, why they evolved to be that big? Yeah. It's really funny if, like, there was a blue whale in the bottom of the ocean. You still arms and legs, and he just came up one day to say, hey. There were, there was a transitional creature that did live in the water, but had all, but had,

capable, like, arms and legs and he kind of just scurried around on, like, the... What's your favorite dinosaur? How can you dismiss evolution when there's actual evidence of whales have a dinosaur? Corey, there's evidence of evolution in practically everything. Yeah, but how can you just be like, it doesn't exist?

It's like, then how the fuck does that whale have feet bones? Because the devil put them there to trick you. Anti-evolution people are idiots. Yeah. End of story. Korn. The end of dinosaur. Kaurosaurus.

Kaurosaurus. What about the chrysosaurus? There's a corosaurus. They have like two. They have tumors on their heads and they run into trees until they die. I don't really care about the land, the land mammals. I like the sea dinosaurs. The Pleasiosaurus.

They're the scariest. They don't want to be big long necks. They're the fucking sweet. The luckiest monsters are awesome. I was a kid. I love Pleasysaurus as kid. I like the cousin of the megalo squatch is the megalo. What is it?

The Megalodon. Megalodon shark. Yeah. Were they real? Yeah. They ate the megal squatches though. What's a megal squash? Oh, you don't know the tail of the megalo squash?

Oh, yeah, I haven't heard of it. Listen to your own popcorn. Explain the megalo squash to little Chrissy. It's exactly like a sauce squatch, but it's two inches taller. It's two inches taller. It looks exactly the same as a saucequatch, but it's two inches taller. Does he make any different sounds? And it likes blueberry.

It's the megalo squads. No, megal likes bananas and cookies. Oh, the megalo squatch is 30 feet tall. That's a whole other story. Have you guys ever heard of the babasquatch? What is that? Yeah, it's like one is shorter. Where does it live?

In tiny small cracks and crevices. If you guys hear of the Squatch sash, and it's a backwards head. It's a normal sad squash if it has a backward test. Does it walk forward or backward? It doesn't know. It just walks in circles. It's too confused to do anything.

Which way? So it walks backwards. How does he get around, Zach? It just screams and tries to fight its way. He uses echlo-ecocation while it's screaming. Oh. It's got like a good bat. It's got bat sonar.

Except for it's still screaming. Oh! That's like you can hear him coming. The guano squatch is the... You know, some people say, You can smell the sask blotch coming because it smells like sewage. You can hear the fucking... Do you guys want to...

You guys want to hear a funny thing? You dick. T-rex's arms are very small. They can't do pressives. No shit. Dude, do you think that's funny? They can't grab stuff. Do I get a funny point?

Yeah. Thanks, which I have a small arm. Imagine... Welcome to my hero. Imagine if the... Derex had a huge arms and tiny legs. That'd be funny, I think. They wouldn't live very long.

Just dragged themselves along. Yeah, just dragged them along. alone fucking grabbed dinosaurs by the naked just smack, fucking stung up grass It's funny though Silverbacks grew from They did you have

They recently discovered that silverbacks are the females Because the males jerk off on their backs After them fucking Oh, did that? Yeah Let's talk about assholes who drive cars around Let's talk about loud

fucking dickheads Who think that their car is like their next wife Or is like the closest thing to fuck Okay The worst of these old cunts On their motorcycles Holy fuck yeah

These like $60 I could not hate somebody I could not hate a group of road driving people more than these old fucking cunts that they're like the badasses of the road they make sure their motorcycles are as loud as possible

nobody is they want to be intimidating but nobody is scared of them they just look like miserable old ships they're pissed yeah every time I have to turn out this old shit like gives me the middle finger and he's like fuck you and I tried following them

I couldn't find him, but I was so fucking cool. What would you have done if you would have like... I was going to bitch him out. I was going to pull up next to him and scream at him. I was so mad. I was so fucking mad. I'm like, no fucking 70-year-old is going to scream, fuck you in my face and get away with it.

I've never been a car person. My friend, uh, Andrew, he was obsessed with cars back of the day. He would be like, man, I got a 1040s, GS, fucking volume 10. Made that up. Mixer, car battery, alpha, omega. And I'm like, cool, dude. You know what? I remember he was talking, and he used to be so adamant because he could tell you 100 reasons why Ford sucks and why Chevrolet's better. And then he'd be like, do you agree, Corey? I'd be like, what? I literally know nothing about cars. I don't understand engines. I don't understand anything.

I don't get the appeal of making them look nice. You do the purpose of cars to go from point A to point B. I remember we went car shopping for a car and I'm like, oh, that car looks nice. He said, car is garbage. And he like opened up the engine. He was talking for 20 minutes. And I'm like, yeah, but it has. has like black seats and he looked at me like I was an idiot. I think, I think, I'll say my dad is a bit of a car officiantado and, uh, I have appreciation for older classic cars. I'm not a fan of newer cars, really, but cars from like, cars from like, cars from the 50s and 60s I'm, I'm a fan of. I just think they, I just think they're like aesthetically pretty nice looking.

I don't know. Cars can look nice, yeah, but to me it's like, I just, I only care if I just had a fucking, like, white car. Is that, is there a brand like that? White car? A white car? You could get a Kia.

That's a bread. I'll have a white car. That's about his... Dude, if I went, if I went to a fucking car, retailer were the guys that, like, they would take advantage of you so bad for you. It's so easily.

He'd be like, I'd be like, okay, why should I get this car? He'd be like, listen to this baby purr, and he turned on the engine and it would fucking explode. And I'd be like, yeah, well, it's loud. I don't want it. Well, Corey, if you had the

car, maybe you'd like them more. Here's a thing. I had a car. And I had my license. But this is another thing why I don't like driving. I'm not afraid to drive. I can learn the road and I can learn. I can be very, what's the thing?

Attentative? Yeah, attentive. Attentive. I can be very attentive when I drive and pay attention. But it's the stupid fucking assholes that are not attentive that I'm afraid of. Like, I don't want to be driving at some fucking crazy motherfucker cuts in front of me and I have to react by stopping like an asshole. The scariest thing to me is letting me like guys full purposely assholes.

It's accidents. Yeah. Yeah, no. Their accidents. That's the thing. And it's like, that to me is what scares me. And that's why I couldn't drive because I remember I would have just like kind of small panic attacks when I drove. And people would fucking swerve in front of me and be like, I quit driving in the middle of the road.

And I'm like, I'm parked. And it's just like, Jesus, man. That happened to be a lot here in this area, especially if I go to the airport of the highway or something, I'd run to at least three or four assholes who were fucking weaving in that on traffic. That's why I just can't. I'm afraid. I mean, I'd like to drive, but I just, you know... There are... There are incredibly aggressive drivers that I really...

I'm not a fan of, and then there's people who just don't understand... There's some basic rules you should need to follow, and they just feel they don't need to. People who don't use their turn signals... Oh, I... That's the worst one. I don't understand this no-turn signal epidemic going on, but it does help to know when you're turning.

You know, they built it into the fucking card for a reason. I thought it was illegal to not do that. It is kinda. It's like jaywalking. It's like, you know, they're not... If you did it in front of a cop, your ass can fall over. Like, that's really reinforced in Ireland. But it really fucks up things when you don't know that...

You're expecting the person to turn in an intersection and then they don't. Yeah. And you're either waiting for them or you go or you decide to go straight and then they start to turn into you. My dad actually flipped a van because of it. Can you flip the van? Yeah, my dad was driving his van behind a car and the person actually... Okay, so the person used their turn signal to turn right, but then they turn left. And my dad fucking went,

Ah, and he turned left, and his van slipped on its side and it skated along the floor. Damn. My mom, double... That's how he died. My mom got T-boned by somebody double-flipped her car. Really?

Yeah. Double-flipped her, was she okay? She flew out of it like a ragdoll and let in her brain? I guess the one of the firemen on the scene, they were expecting a car full of dead people, but I guess my mom and her friend lived. But, man, that was horrifying. I couldn't imagine that.

Imagine to, like, a semi-truck coming at you or something like that. This dude flew through the stop side. The funniest thing is when you know, they're fucking lying. He wasn't paying attention and he told him he had a bug up his nose. That's why he didn't see the stop sign. He had a bug up his nose. Can I tell you my

biggest, my biggest fucking I want people to die when I see to do this. Yeah, go for it. Say there's a left lane and the right lane, right? Yeah. You're in the left lane. Sorry, you're in the right lane. Yeah. And the left leg, both are straight. They both go straight. Okay? The left lane

up ahead you see, you see very way, way, way ahead. The left lane is being closed down. So it's Instead of getting in the lane they're supposed to get in, they stay in their wrongly purposely. Oh, yeah. So they can go all into the front and they fucking cut in, put their signal on and cut in. I hate that. Oh, yeah.

So, yeah, so they're basically take the lane that's closed, that they know it's closed, but go to the very end of it where it's closed, and put their signal on a way to cut in. There's, there's this one spot near the mall. And, yeah, it's basically two lanes, and they stop at the intersection. And within, like, 10 feet across the intersection, and the lanes merge. Yeah. And if you're a decent fucking human being, you're supposed to get in the left lane. Yeah.

And you wait there. And even if you're coming down the road and you see a huge line and there's still nobody in the right lane, you still get in the left lane because everybody has to stay in line to get through the intersection and get through the merging part. But these dickheads will like,

oh, I'll just skip this whole line of 20 cars and they'll get in the right lane. And then you're basically, they're forcing themselves to merge into the middle of this line. line of polite people who understand the order of things. Whenever I see those people, I make it a point

like if somebody's tracking it, I make it a point to like tailgate the guy in front of me so I can't let them, I fucking hate those people dude. I like playing... Oh, my favorite part is playing chicken with them when I'm in the right lane and these dickheads get in the other lane I will never submit

to them. Exactly. Because I'm in a bigger car, I'm just gonna, I just look at them and I just keep going. I don't care if they run into the sidewalk. I'm not You're like, fuck you, this is my lady. You saw the thing. You purposely chose out to fall in. I get perverse pleasure from watching them slam on their brakes because I will not let them in.

If you want severe anxiety and it'll drive, you should drive because that'll fucking give it to you. It'll make you hate people. Oh, it does. It makes you wish people you don't know would die, honestly. And that's why I do like driving a lot, but that pisses me off. Drive. It's nice, though. When you're driving on like a nice day and leisurely drive, that's a nice way of time.

I used to drive, but it's those situations. where you deal with fucking assholes that just ruin the experience entirely, where you're just afraid you're going to fucking break your car or die and not be able to pay for it. It happens. It happens. It happens. It happens. Don't live in fear guys. Do you have road rage? Do you think, would you say you get road rage? Sometimes. I mean, yeah, if somebody, I don't

act on it. You're yelling, somebody like, oh, you motherfucker. I'm not the type that screams in my car, no, but there are... Or do you kind of talk to you, like, you motherfucker? Do you talk to yourself like that? There are people pull Yeah I mean I'm like I'm like you fucking I get so bad

I see shit people pull so it blows So it blows my mind These people who They will pass another They will pass another car In the like the parking lane It's like a lane where all these cars Are parked with park meters

And this dude will swerve into that lane In out real fast Right before slain Be rerunning another car It's all it's the weavers dude It's the webers These guys who go in out in out of the traffic Oh yeah

They don't use turn symbols They just quickly and very aggressively weave in and out of traffic. And they basically save themselves about 15 seconds over the course of like three miles of reckless driving. The weavers on the highway are the worst though because they're dangerous.

These guys who will cut in, cut out, cut it's like, dude, no signal. Oh God, that's fucking dangerous. One thing I will never do is own a motorcycle. Even if I'm going to drive not an asshole on a motorcycle, I am too... I've read about and I've seen too many

motorcycle accidents that, up in death. These guys who fucking exploit their pieces, yeah. Not even their fault. It's just a car bumps into them and they just go fucking flying and they get killed. So, I don't know. I'm too afraid to ever do that. Driving, what a hassle, Jeff. Hi, you know what I mean? Isn't that relatable? Wow. Oh, yeah.

All are drivers. Corey, you're a talented guy. What are you some of your inspirations? Same fucking cookie cutter inspirations everyone else has. Like the wacky cartoon. the Sprite colors, the 80s. What are some cartoons

you liked? What were cartoons when you watch as a kid where you're like, wow, I kind of want to do that, you know? Oh, well, I mean like, Renan Stimpy, obviously. Rock was modern life, because I loved how unorganized everything was and how weird it looked. Mainly the design of Rockets Modern Life.

I just loved how crazy and chaotic it was. People will knock it till the fucking cows come home, but I love Dan Vader's style how dirty it was and shit. It's very dark and kind of bleak. I guess that's generally it, and then I guess animator-wise, definitely like Aaron because of how, like, his, like, color choices and his style.

You need comedic inspirations? Comedic inspirations. Who makes you giggle like no other? Who makes you, like, laugh harder than anybody else? I have to think about that one. I know Steve Broll, yeah. You take a lot of stuff from that. I show you.

John C. Riley is, is, is. I guess yeah. What about you, Chris? Either visually and or comedically. Every time someone asked me that, I never know what to say, because the only thing I can really say inspired me to do cartoons was just... When I was younger, I drew, and then I was like, yeah, you're good at drawing. And I was like, okay, I'll just keep doing it. And then when I was like 13, started doing flash, and then all I really watched at that point was, like, South Park, to the point where I can't even watch the new ones because it's so, like...

It was so, like, it inspired me so much back in the day that all the new ones, There's nothing like it anymore, so it just kind of weirds me out. I don't know, like, when I was younger, I used to be really into, like, action-y stuff, but not really, though. Like, that's the thing. I used to always, like, okay, so I played with fucking toys until I was probably 12 or 13. I did, too. I was, I was way late on that. I used to fucking, like, choreograph these crazy fight scenes in my head with toys and shit, and that was, I don't know.

It's like... I never really watched Dragon Ball Zee or anything, as I recall when I was younger, so nothing really inspired me in that regard. I used to just love playing with... What are the players you know? Let me put it that way. What is players you know? I think games inspired me more than fucking games inspired me more than anything. Just the scenarios. Just the cool characters.

Fucking, I don't know. Like, I used to love Resident Evil. Final Fantasy 7. That's about it, really. What is it about Final Fantasy 7 that you... Just takes you all over the world and you kind of feel it when you're doing it. And you feel it was more successful with that than other Final Fantasy games? Yeah, I think I...

Yeah. The fucking Final Fantasy is... I hate Final Fantasy, dude. I like Final Fantasy 7. Lost Odyssey. I played four, which was going. six was good, but none of them really hit hit me as hard at seven and then eight was terrible nine was forgettable, ten was horrible, but like all in different ways like eight was just

terrible story, nine was just kind of forgettable to me and did everyone like nine though? Yeah, everyone likes nine and everyone likes ten but ten, ten like gameplay is good but its story is just downright horrible. It's like it makes you like sick to play it. Even though people will argue about the story at twelve, I feel like that was my favorite just because of the combat. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, 10 had really good combat, but... I'm so done with turn-based. Yeah, I don't want to play 10 because it's just

like terrible everything is in the game. Like, the fucking... The music's good, but the characters are all fucking horribly unlikable. I didn't like 12 because it's just, it's so, like, desert-y and I don't really like desert-y kind of settings, usually. 12 was a really big, diverse game, and I really loved... Oh, man, the character's in 12, you gotta admit, they were terrible, too.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean, like, the main character with this, like, little belly shirt. God, they're just trying to piss you off at this stage. But just the combat with the Gambit system where you could kind of program your other teammates to do stuff based on what you wanted. I like that a lot. I like the micromanagement.

That's the thing, like, I'm saying, like, these games are horrible, but all I'm really thinking about is the story, and that's why I like Seven so much is because the story kind of made me go, wow! Yeah, a lot of stories are not that compelling. Like, seven's, like, combat isn't even that good or whatever.

It's just every time I think of my favorite games ever, it's, like, Funfod's 7 Dark Souls, because they're the ones that I fucking played Forever and Ever and Ever Yeah Lost Odyssey First time I played Lost Odyssey My brother's friend

Had the game And he was letting my brother borrow it And he was like Oh I don't like RPGs And I saw it It was like the first Xbox RPG I've ever seen in my life And that game has an amazing story

It has amazing music And the fucking like They goes to so many different places There's so much different shit going on It is turn-based But to a point where They try to change it up each time Like you have your

You know You have the defense in the front And strong people in the back But sometimes the strong people get captured So you only have defense in the front So you have to start thinking strategically Or they mix match it And make situations

It's just really smart The way it's played out I did buy that game It's really good I gave up early on it though I'm not saying it's bad But you have to play it It's long as fuck though

It's like four CDs Yeah So I mean you were dedicated About a weekend to it But it's a damn good game Jeff What are some of your comedic and or artistic

inspirations. Jesus Christ No, um... I mean artistic, I think artistic more so than animated shows was probably games early on. I liked games were like a lot of Capcom games. I think like a lot of artists Street Fighter 3 had some of the best

2D animation ever. I don't even like Street Fighter at all. Like I like the characters and shit, but every time I see people playing it, you just got a stand there and be like, fucking hell, that's amazing. I love Street Fighter, but yeah, like Street Fighter, yeah, Like, unlike some of the 2D fighting games today, they're really, I feel like they're still animated really stiff and awkwardly. But Street Fighter 3 had all of the, like, tenets of animation, and it had, like, squash and stretch.

And it's really like the pinnacle of 2D games. Look at a movie's TV shows. Did you grow up watching it? Or that inspired you now, Jeff. Well, I really like, duh. Cheers. No. I used to watch you.

Jeff, I agree with you, though. Artistically, games inspired me way more than... Yeah, I think that. That was something I could just watch over and over and really. obsess over the details. I think one of the most beautiful 2D games is actually a, like, Marvel versus Capcom 1. Before they

started throwing in all these, like, shinny, half-ass, like, 3D backgrounds. The whole thing was 2D, and it was just perfect. Marvel versus Capcom went, like, every day for a solid year. It was such a good game. They nail the backgrounds, the characters, the interface.

How fast? Like, when you're fucking bouncing off the walls and knocking people in the air and then you're doing, like, special moves and just, it's just constant action. And then, like, the levels have interactions, like Mortal Kombat, where you can fucking knock them through walls and shit to a completely different location. It's crazy. It's weird.

Yeah, that. And then, like, humor-wise, I liked 80s action buddy, I don't know, like... Beverly Hills Cops? Yeah, Beverly Hills Cop is one of my favorite comedies, Ghostbusters. Just because the, the humor came naturally. Unlike a million of the die in the West. Oh, I think that's what... Humor came horse.

What I really admire about those kind of old, not old, but older comedies, is that they really relied on just characters interacting, that was the joke. Yeah. It was just two fun, two characters who weren't funny guys. Yeah.

If you watch a million ways to die in the West, it said it's supposed to be a funny guy. Yeah. All those old movies are really funny characters. They're just different characters who, when they interact, that's funny. That's where the comedy. I don't know if you could compare

a million ways to die of the West to an actual good movie. With anything else that's remotely good? Because it's not a good movie. Dude, Ted, fucking. suck balls too. Yeah. Ted was horrible.

I really admire a character comedy. It's so easy when you first start out to fall into like gag comedy. Yeah. What if this happens? You know, I'm probably doing a lot.

Everybody is when you first start out. That's why it's so admirable. You guys have any other favorite comedians? I, I've, Jeff, since you shouldn't be curved deduzeeons, why I'm really, he's seriously one of my top five emotions

just because he's so goddamn funny. Yeah. And his writing, I think he's writing alone. He can, here's my favorite thing about him. When I see stuff now like a comedy show, I go, okay, they show that thing

so I know for a fact that thing, it's predictable. A lot of comedy shows are not predictable. So, okay, this country's gonna do this and just going through emotions. But in Curburethusian, we'll have like five things in an episode, you're like, how the fuck and he's all gonna wrap together? And by the end of the episode,

so you're so sick of, like, failing to predict what's gonna happen, you just kind of turn your brain off. Yeah. You sit there and enjoy it. You can see him put together like a little chihuahua, a fucking bagel and something else, and he all ties it all together.

Oh, God, that episode, I lost my shit at the very end of that episode. where it all started because that girl cut in front of him and wrote her name down and then got to the doctor first. Because it's like the first way for sure. I feel like I relate to him so much because he's obsessed with

the small things. Like I could care less of an asteroid is headed towards Earth or politics. But like the scene where he's standing in the ice cream shop and some woman is taking like... She's taking way too many samples of the ice cream. Like that would lose my fucking mind if I saw that. And I totally get that. There was one part, it wasn't, it could be used to clear history,

I didn't watch about clear history, but there's a part of the way it goes to a diner, and he's talking about the forks. Oh, yeah. The forks just on the table, and I always think that when I'm going to go to a diner, the forks are just on the bare table instead of like a napkin, it always bothered me. I could talk about dirty diner forks for out. They always have fucking dried egg on them. I'm so tired of dried egg.

Or you see spots. At diners, yeah. There is that one time when you're ordering food, and then they bring you a plate. It happened that one time we were at Drake's and they fucking, the plate had like old spaghetti and shit on it. That does happen. It's happened to me a few times in my life. Like, I'll be eating with friends or family, and then they drop these plates off to snack plates. And then one of them is fucking disgusting.

And it's like, you know, I understand you hate your job, but could you at least look at the plates when you fucking grab them? A hundred years from now, they're going to look back on diners and, like, think we're just savages. Like, yeah, they ate off like dirty, dirty planes. Ceramage. Yeah. Jeff, if you watch it It's always in Philadelphia yet? Not yet.

I need to. I really do. I think that was easily one of my top favorite shows. Every time I try to put it on, I just look, it has like 18 seasons, and it almost turns me off. You know, so that's one of the few shows

that I can say, I think stays pretty consistent. It takes a dip in, like, season seven. I don't think season seven's not as strong. But I think one of the best episodes is season eight and nine. It's pretty hard for me to find TV shows that I can watch now and lap at.

Yeah. Like, actually appreciate it because, I don't know if you guys get this too, but since we're in the business of doing kind of what they do. Yeah. Every time I see something like in, I see a comedy movie or I see anything like that, I immediately still dissecting it. A lot of people can just watch stuff and forget about it, but you know, they kind of glaze over it or whatever as a final product. But when I, I don't know if this is just just with us, but definitely whenever I see something, like with my parents or my friends or something who don't, like, they see something like, oh, they see something like, oh, they don't notice that. just watch a movie

from Redbox and watch it like whatever and they'll put it it to what's true Another Another game That was a good movie

It's like No that was shitty Because this isn't this This is bad Another game I like to play Is when you're watching a really awful movie Is to predict the jokes

Before they happen That's a fun game You don't know how horrible A movie is Where you can actually predict the jokes Maybe I'm alone in this But I actually avoid I actually kind of avoid

Anything funny Or trying to be funny I'll watch South Park But I think South Park Curb and always saw You're the only three shows I watch. That's the triad of shows I still watch.

I largely avoid it all because I know it just make me mad. Watching something unfunny puts me in a burst mood than almost anything. So I just, I watch like serious dramas, I watch documentaries and that's about it. I don't know. I just avoid. I just watch fucking boring

ass war documentaries. Because I saw, I saw what was coming. It's talking about Michael Sue. You know, you know, speaking of movies, what cliches and movies do you fucking hate? Yeah, well, the fucking thing you were talking about today, I hate the Wilmhelm scream. The Wilhelm scream? I swear to God.

One thing I hate more than anything? You know what the worst cliche to me is? What's that? It's like when they turn around they're like, celebrity name and it's the celebrity. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Steve Bouchemy. No, no, no, here's what it is. Megan Fox. Here it is. Michael Byn. This pisses me. I swear to God.

I think this is the cliche or the Trump I hate the most. More than anything. More than anything. Yeah. Anything. Yeah. When somebody does a video or a movie or a TV show, and they try to be funny and they say, Oh, hi, I didn't see you there.

It is not funny. It's been done for the last two fucking decades. You're not cleverly, not witty. These people do a Kickstarter video, they go, oh, hi, I didn't see you there. You got a whole circle. That's been parodyed. That's been parodied for the last 20 years.

I did that one. That means it was a cliche 20 years ago. To go back to it, yeah, but... How did see you there? What they said? Hi, I did see you there. Oh, I didn't see it. Put a spit on it, please.

No, but that's been done before, too, because it's so, like, obvious. They did a whole compilation video. Really? Of, uh, kick... Yes. A Kickstarter people doing that. Oh, I didn't see you there. Oh, seriously?

Did they actually do that? Yeah, Kickstarter themselves did it. Oh, my God. It's infuriating, but... Dude, that really doesn't feel like to be, Chris. If you ever did that, I would hate... I did that when I was, like, 18 in an update video. Did you?

Mm-hmm. It's so... What compelled... Let me ask you, because you're one of people, what compelled you to do that? It's just one of the things where you're like, you're not really thinking about it, you're like, I'll just do this. It's sort of like an easy transition

into something in a way. Yeah, it's like the easiest thing you can do. Yeah, but it's supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be funny. It's not funny. How did it see there? There's a lot of things. There's a huge camera in your face, get it? There's lots of things that we can't think of that aren't funny. That's that, that's a specific joke for copying. Sorry, Jeff, what you say? Oh, just to back

check. I agree with Chris about the whole full name thing. That's one thing South Park does it. Steve Jobs. Yeah. S&L does it. South Park does it. The substance does it. It says they have zero confidence in, like, the caricature or the actor doing the impression. George Clooney, what are you doing here? It's always like, Bernard would be, and it's like, Lady Gaga.

And then she's all like, hey, I'm dancing. I'm dancing. You know, you have an old guy sitting there. He's like, hey, come on, I have sex with the old office. And they have to say, hey, Bill Clinton. They could just be like, hey, Bill. It's always that exact delivery. It's like.

Tom Cruz Tom Cruise Tom Cruise What are you doing in Springfield Oh I'm just hearing a shoot of the new movie Forest Cobb 7 I'm real fucking funny Simpsons Good job

Hey you dumbass Yeah whatever Same fucking bullshit same guy Oh my god Jeff what cliches What tropes do you hate What fucking drives you nuts when you see it Just makes you want to gouge the eyes out of somebody

Oh man I don't know The record scratch Oh yeah the record A record scratch is one It's also one of the guys of the record scratch is one It's also one of those things where I'm making fun of a cliche. Maybe it's because I'm an adult now, but I cannot stand comedy relief in animated movies. Just like funny things and animated movies.

The movie character. The movie character. I've just, it infuriates me. I don't care what anyone says. Despicable me, those little yellow guys are the most annoying fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Like making fire engine sounds. I said, hey, Tumblr, thanks for making me face. favorite 90 million different fucking gifts of that without me even doing the fucking assholes.

He can prove you wrong. Comedic Relief, Spider Pig, and he's hilarious. Oh, God. I think one thing I hate in TV shows is anytime they try to interject forced romance, where they, it's like, ah, we have to appeal to teen girls somehow. I hate that too. When you're watching movies and then there's like, oh, there has to be a fucking romance in it or it's not a fucking movie. Yeah, it has to be the romance.

And then even the characters have no chemistry They're crying and you know And you're just like like in the movie Godzilla There's this utterly unnecessary Romance that you feel nothing You could just care less if these people You would rather see Fucking Godzilla scream fire

Down a fucking monster's mouth Than listen to someone be like Save the kids Those the kick ass have a love interest And to tie into that I do I do have the one cliche Because you have to have the Okay so they have to have the

Okay, so they have to have the romance. And then they're like, well, okay, we have the girl. Now, what does the girl do the whole movie? Oh, yeah. And they make her the fucking, they make her work in a hospital. Yeah. It's always a disaster movies. Disaster movies.

Yeah, every disaster movie, they have to have the girl working as a nurse in the hospital. Yeah, they have to. Every, every, you know, they got like, you know why? Because they have to contribute to the movie at one point. I know. That's why. Yeah, they have to have a character from the movie come into the hospital and they can interact with that character. But it's like, even in fucking Spider-Spanner Man, too, they didn't have any.

They didn't have anything for Aunt May to do, so they made it go work in a fucking hospital. Yeah, it was Godzilla, too, as well, right? It's like, why is Aunt May working in a hospital? There was a point in Spider-Man 2 were two planes about the crash into each other. Do you remember that? The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Yeah, the amazing Spider-Man 2 are Susie's two planes about the crash-in-ich other. Chris is my laugh at the theater, you know?

why? Because it's like, okay, he's already fighting the Green Goblin or whatever, or something the electric guy or whatever. It's like, it's so, it's so, it's so... Spider-Man has no idea about the planes at all. Yeah. I swear to God, they were like, okay, this seems really tense. Have when two interplays almost hit each other? Then they kind of traditionally fucking revied away from each other. Can I talk about that?

I thoroughly enjoy the first. Even though people hate the third one, I still think it's better than Amazing Spider-Man. Yeah, for sure. I love the first. I love Spider-Man 1, and 2 is really good, and 3 is alright. Two's my favorite. But fucking the amazing? I didn't want to watch it.

The Amazing Spider-Man 1 stinks, and Amazing Spider-Man 2 stinks. The only reason that they chose Mark Webb to direct it is because his name is Webb. I would honestly believe that that's fucking true. I don't like Spider-Man 3. It's not crazy shit, dude. I think it's alright. It is better. I hate it because...

I think it's bad, but I also think it's kind of charming. There's too much... This is my problem with movies. This is one of the biggest problem with somebody's writing a movie script is coincidence. Yes. There's too much fucking coincidence. Like, the way Venom is introduced into the story, he just happens... I fucking hated Venom.

He happens to be in the church, yeah. But regardless, like, how... He lands in the park just next to Spider-Rexed. He could have landed anywhere On the fucking planet That's not a cliche I hate But that is something I fucking hate They could have had this story what?

Though, but that's the thing right? They actually like made the comic story Stupider for some reason No yeah, it makes sense in the comics because I think He's a scientist The parasite I think sees Spider-Man And then wants to be like him Or something like that makes sense

He's a scientist who just happens to be like It comes to his like lab Because he's a scientist, that makes sense Okay If we're talking about things things, I don't know if it's a cliche, but it's something I'm fucking tired of seeing, is basically scripted movies where things happen to go to the next scene. For instance, it's just like set piece after set piece. Yeah, like set piece after set piece. Like, oh, here's a working car

so we can get to the next location. Like that fucking movie, uh, 2012 or something. Oh, God. Oh, with John Cusack? Where everything just suddenly lent to the fucking ship. Nothing went wrong. I think, I think the worst part of that movie is the whole fucking thing. He's like, John Cusick driving over the, pro, it's, it's fucking retarded. It's fucking retarded. But it's annoying because it's like this wouldn't happen. You would, a fucking rubble will kill you immediately. You'd be dead. That movie in the day after tomorrow are the two worst disaster movies.

And then there's that other fucking one that you hate that I don't like, well, Swarzy. Oh my, I've seen that movie. I've seen that movie 10 times out of pure bafflement. That literally is a set piece movie. That movie is honestly the worst shit I've ever seen. The second I started. It's literally like, I'm sorry, but it's literally like a fucking video game. Like it goes to the next level.

No, because video games are fun. Yeah, but it goes to the next level, the next set piece. The second I started hate that. Eat that shit. I watched it. I watched it. I never held a pistol. Shot up zombie,

boy, Blake in the eyes for the first time. It's like, yeah. This child has never held a gun, picks up a handgun, and shoots a zombie right between the eyes on his first shot. Are you fucking kidding me? What you were saying earlier about coincidence,

there's like a rule to writing where you can only use coincidence to get the main character's into trouble. Not out. Yeah, you never use coincidence to get the amount of trouble when you're writing. It just, it just, yeah, it ruins the story. It's fucking like you, you're like, yeah. Okay, this plane crash and they're near, they're two seconds from the location,

that makes sense. Yeah, when all these bad things are always happening around you, but if it happens once to get you under the story, but if it's constantly happening over and over,

it's just lazy. There should be like some logic, some reasons. There needs to be a point, sorry. What I like is when movies have balls and kill off big characters, you're like, yes, finally.

Did you, I like that one, do you ever see, you see the movie Deep Blue Sea? Yeah. Deeply she-known It starred It's a shark movie But it starred

Sammo L. Jackson He was like He was kind of like He was kind of like On his way up As a big star at that point It like ate him In like the first 20 minutes

The movie It's pretty funny It's really funny It's really funny I haven't ate him too Yeah That movie had some horrible CG

Yeah not to spoiler alert Whatever It was actually like Really like You don't expect it to That was the one negative I think I guess it was a good

Part of Godzilla Was the character death Oh, I didn't like that. I wish they had to kill his kid. It was baldsy, but it, uh, it wasn't good ballsy. I wish they killed his kid. I was, I was... Kickass was fucking boring.

He should have stomped on the hospitals, what he should have done, said Zahua. That would have a kid, yeah. Killed a dumb wife. Yeah, and then he still have his little kid at the end, so whatever. Codzilla's busy puking lasers down the other monster's throat and Munches... Godzilla, though, was so fucking cool in that movie. Yeah.

I like how they portrayed him. They really, like... That's how he's supposed to be portrayed. It's like the anti-hero. He's like, he's always saving shit. You know he's like a big scary bastard? Even the way he was modeled, like, yeah, he looks like the Japanese version, but the proper, like, CG version of the Japanese monster, unlike the T-Rex and the night,

that Matthew brought up. The fucking, the athletic, like, human-bodied, dinosaur-headed scary. I kind of like this, this, I kind of like the shape of his head with the jaw line. Yeah, that was pretty cool. The movie wasn't very good. The movie sucks. So, with every podcast, we'll be wrapping it up with one question from you guys. Uh, this question comes from Esquine.

Bob on Twitter. He asks, If you had an infinite budget, what is your dream project? Chris, what is your dream project if you had an infinite amount of money, an infinite budget? What would you do? Tell me, tell me, tell the people so they can hate yours what you'd like to do about this. This fucking experience me.

I'd build a full-scale model of the mansion from Resident Evil at the mountain somewhere. Here's the thing. Would you hire people to be like zombies just like in it? So they would be set up just like that. This is the thing that you would do for a week and they get tired of it. You guys will... No, if I If I had infinite money, I'd say, listen, you're my manager, Mr. Bob Houski.

He's my manager. I say, you distribute the money to all the different actors. You keep this place well kept, make it look at it. Who goes inside in it? Make it look at a zombie fight. It's a little theme park. You say, here, it's $5 to get in. You can walk around the house and get spooked.

Do you get, like, a gun that you shoot their lasers in your chest? You get a real gun, you can kill the people. There's real sharks in the basement. Yeah, real sharks. We're going to have to put a lot of that infinite money into mutating sharks to be very big. Okay. And zombie fire. What else is in the man? I forget. What else, what other crazy shit is...

There's a huge fucking plant. A big plant like hanging out of the ceiling. There's the hunters, the kind of gorilla reptile guys. There's crows. There's Lisa Trevor. She's a fucking... She's a girl that umbrella, you know, experimented on so much that she became immortal and she just ripped off her mom's face and wandered to the mansion wearing... This is in Resident Evil One? Yeah. Okay. It's the remake Resident Evil One. Oh, okay. Um, also, there's the dogs. There's the guys... Vicious dogs. I swear to God, you get tired of this, the day you had, you look, oh, that's cool. I wouldn't have to be there. If that, that will take it, okay, there it is. I'll have the money, I'll spend it on my mansion, and I'll visit it at weekends.

You would visit it once in the mansion? What would you do? What would you do in the mansion? You'd go in the front door, then what? I'd make a movie in it. What, the President Evil movie? I'd make a good Resident Evil movie. Then what?

Then I'd be able to relax? Was there somewhere you could even go to relax and watch TV? Are you just going to be scared? Yeah, there's like, the mansion's huge. You can take any room you want. Oh, my God. You know what? We could have a little bar outside of it where you can chill after the spooks and then you can have a little cabinet To the side of it where you could sleep would it be well capped or would you have would you have would you intentionally have like blood everywhere

It'd be fake blood Jeff and it'd be fake dirt and grime and do you want it like faithful where you have to like figure out puzzles too to find like that would be fucking sweet dude Dude that'd be so cool and then you can uh yeah you need all the different like objects and if they like grab you they like press buttons on your chest and if like push them away Because if they press all the buttons, you lights up there. And it'd be good to encourage the actors to actually bite and kill people in under two. Yeah. If you had trillions of dollars, no, even beyond trillions of dollars, but you make a city called Rack King City. Nah, that's a bit extravagant.

Chris, you have a, you're the richest guy in the universe. Chloe, what would you do, Clore? What dream project would you fulfill and create? Okay, well, mine would be less extravagant with a point of building a mansion to the T. I would just want enough money to make my own series, not TV series, just like my own animated series How long would you chip? I can hire any voice sector I want, I could

fucking, like, get any animators I want to work with me, and I could, like, do whatever the fuck I want. It could be as vulgar as that, whatever the hell I want. Jeff, what about you? What would you do if you had the limited budget? I would become a dictator. Jeff, would you rebuild the Thunderdome? Yes. Yeah, you would. There would be thunder domes

in every town and city in America. Would you wear the beard like Sasha Byron Cohen? And be like, I'm the dictator. No. No, I would probably wear metal shoulder pads. Who would you make fight in the Thunderdome? Seth and Farwood and Bucklererson? Anybody that had a problem with each other.

Anybody had an argument, they would fight to the death. A white cis male versus the internet. Yeah. All Tumblr people would be, I would build a giant blender and throw all Tumblr people into the blender. Wait, I use Tumblr, but I use it. And then fertilize fields with their corpse. I use Tumblr as an art gallery.

You're not going to take out. If you use Tumblr as an art gallery, that is acceptable. Those people can move over to a new site. We'll just call it something else. That's a good idea. Better term. People who argue about feminism. We could buy Tumblr.com and put the E at the end and make a better. This is bullshit on Tumblr.

We'll all be killed. Uh, most of the people on YouTube will be killed. YouTube will become a respectable place again for hardworking people who care about their content. Not pranks. What about the Jaloskiens? What happens to them? You know, I haven't seen their videos yet and I don't plan to it, but...

Fertilizer. They'll be good fertilizer. But as a gift to you, they can die. I think the best thing they'll ever do is become fertilizer for the plants of the earth. Anyways, that was your question. I'd be like M. Bison and Street Fighter. I'd be like M. Bison, Street Fighter.

So you would have Thunderdome. You would build a mansion. I would make a TV show. I'd run Buttertown. If I had limited money, I would just plant out a TV show a couple arcs. You could have any actor you want. Any actor you want it. I could be like, you know what? I want this actor.

Because the hard thing about TV or just anything. is really like, well, if you get a TV show, you have to kind of plan it from the beginning. So say you have a three-season arc of a TV show and you only get rid of one season. I'm going to buy all the water. I'll give you guys some, but it's going to be mine. If you guys want to donate to my mansion, donate to...

Oh my God. This is bullshit. I don't want to live in a world, but you're a dictator. Run fucking Thunderdome. Odie's resident evil mansion. Give your money to charity instead. Feed hungry children instead of giving Chris

I will allow Chris to build his mansion on a corner of some continent somewhere and then put a fence around me. No, I want to put it in the middle of the wood. Nukes, Jeff, there's like 60,000 nukes in the world. Just give all the Christmas mansion. I want to make it super authentic.

I will pull all scientists off all like AIDS and cancer research and have them create real zombies and then throw them in Chris's mansion. Thank you. And lock the doors. And Chris here, it's real. This is real life.

I'll give Chris a red vest and a handgun with like three bullets and a green and red plant and wish him love. Guys, I play zombie games all the time. I definitely survive. I hate that argument. Do you hear people who like

I plead love for dead. I'm gonna be fun in the zombie apocalypse. Yeah, until you shoot a gun and it falls out of your head. You can fucking sprues your shoulders out. One finger now scratch and you're gonna be a zombie. Let me tell you something. I think it was a zombie apocalypse, um, because I've had numerous chances to like experience it in my dreams. I've had every zombie dream you could think of.

Yeah. Which is funny because in the Angry Video Game Nerd movie, I could relate so much to the part with his dream sequence where there's a part where he's just in a fucking amusement park and suddenly there's zombies. You're assuming I'd even watch that piece of shit. No, I'm saying like a situation where it's like, it actually was like, wow, that's like a fucking dream I would have where suddenly there's zombies. If you say angry video game there, you can just assume.

Corey, you can be my Lisa Trevor. Fine, I rate gamer. I don't like, I still don't even know. I barely knew who that guy is. Corey, if I had a million dollars, I go to YouTube and I'd be like, I want you to change the username of the I raid gamer to the irate gamer to the irate gamer. Thanks for listening to the Sleepy Cabin podcast. If you guys would like to donate to our Patreon, it's www.com. For us slash Sleepy Cabin. This has been Chris O'Neill.

Isaac. Corey, Jeff. And that is the end. Oh, a little shy. Thanks for listening. Dickheads. Bye. Oh, my shot, little bad.