SleepyCabin - SleepyCast 11 - [Spooktacular Q&A Spectacular]

Episode Date: December 12, 2014

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There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin, it's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch bullshitter. Hi, welcome Sleepy Cabin, aka Sleepycast. I am your host, uh, Corey Spaz Kid.

You don't know your name? Your name is? What is my name? Jeff. Yeah, there you go. Next. Cork. Psychic Pebbles.

That's me. Chris. Oh, neat. You got it. Welcome to the Q&A spooktacular. The second annual Q&A spooktacular extravaganza starring all of you idiots that sent in fucking dumb questions. All these questions were sent in from the hot V website Reddit.com.

Where are you guys considered the questions. Hot fresh. Hot fresh news off the press, yeah. So all these are from there, and if you want to ask questions for the next time, go there. Stop just... Me? All the questions are forgetting. Don't send traffic to Reddit.

Send it to Sleepy Cabin. Where are they going to ask questions on Sleepy Cabin? On the website. Where? Comments, dummy. That's not what anybody said before. All right. We've answered two of questions for Sleepy Cabin.

Enough games. Turn off the Google Meeters. We got to get back in there. We've got to get back into the real deal. Yeah. First question from Hombory. Snoop Dog. What is some weird shit you did as a kid that makes you

want to go die when you remember it? Jeff. I don't know what. I have like half a second to recall something. Jeff, quickly. When you were a kid, like when you were just... It has to make me wish I was dead thinking about it. Something you did I'm not a degenerate.

I don't know what to think. I don't say. Honestly, that's one of those loaded questions where it's kind of like there's really nothing you could do when you were a kid that's really that big of a future. I guarantee you think when you think back on you go, oh my God. I mean, there's stuff like I did when I was a kid that I would like smack myself. But there's something that you

recall that you did, because you kind of shut it and oh god. I do. What did you do? It's honestly the silliest most like not big deal ever, but every time I think of it, I just want to kill myself. What, Chris? I was in school and I had a little iron giant figurine and I was playing with it on my desk

and I remember specifically saying the words. I was imagining in my head a made up character that he was talking to and I said out loud, I will kill you invisible. Bo. And two fucking girls looked at me and they started laughing at me. It was the most embarrassing moment. That makes you want to kill yourself? It makes me want to kill myself. I get that story of two out of ten. I don't know, maybe 10 or 18. I have it. It was yesterday. What said you have? I had a pencil sharpener and as a kid, right?

I tried sharpening a crayon and I clogged the pencil sharpener with crayon and then I blamed my brother and my parents, my dad, I think my Dad spanked my brother. And the end. You shit him afterward? Dad's a dickhead. What the fuck? No, my brother deserved it anyway. Wait, you want to die because of that?

Yes. That's that big of a detrimental. I don't know what? This is a stupid question. Fine. Next question. I'll be realistic. I have a question.

I didn't give you mine. I have a question. I have a question. My friend had a dog who was crazy. We used to jump on the trampoline and pretend to be super sands because we were faggots. He sounded like, I mean So, and I swear to God, when you were a kid, you have so much energy And, like, one time the dog got super horny

And so we used to have, like, we used to battle each other on the fucking trampoline To a point where we'd throw each other off into the dog den And whoever landed would be fucking fucked by the dog You know But you're dog, you're saying the word dog Reminded me of it Okay I'm sorry, I fucking, you know, pretend K-O-Kan my

friend off the fuck a trampoline. He did like somersaults and shit and rolled into the backyard and the dog came up and came all over the back of his head Immediately. I've never seen sperm come in of a dog before. You're a liar. It's true. It's true not true. I swear to fucking God We used it as an excuse. It's like we can make it like this beast so when we go out of bounds he can attack us We had overactive imaginations. It wasn't gonna kill us. You're like a nine out of ten animating and a one out of ten storytelling. Oh, what was yours? Oh, I stuck Skittles in a fucking pencil shepherder and I want to kill my brother.

At least it makes sense. That makes sense! Who said it's a dog flip you there and coming in time? It's a lie. You saying the word dog reminded me of a true story. I was at my cousin's house when I was about 12. I was much older than I should be for you to understand the context of the story. So I was 12

or 13. Maybe 13. I'll say 12. So I saved myself some embarrassment. But it was his birthday party. Almost an adult. Okay, go ahead. Sure, yeah, yeah. Basically, could drive and fuck women and do drugs and go to war. Pretty much. But anyways, my cousin had a birthday party, and he was turning 11. He was one year younger to me. But wait a bunch of soda, probably more soda than I'd ever had. Really?

And then I fell asleep on his couch. Well, what kind of soda? Like, like Dr. Pepper Coke. Soda, yeah. I wake up in a puddle of my own piss on the couch. Now, if you piss the bed, you can change these sheets. If you piss on a couch, what can you do? and I got terrified I woke up

coming in piss and I flipped the cushion upside down back the other way I went back to bed and pissed again on the other side and I woke up

and I was like oh my God and I slept on the floor I slept on the floor and then they had a huge like a Rottweiler or something and it sat on the couch

and the stepdad was like who pissed on it I was like I was like the dog did it and he was like I've had the dog for like

five years my dog got pissed on the couch you little liar it was so embarrassing and when I think about that I just shrived up. I pissed twice on a couch and it flipped it over and pissed again.

I've pissed at my friend's fucking house. Yes, but did you piss on a couch before? Yeah. You like looked at me. I'm like, I'm the only normal. I mean, Chris and I are the only normal interior, sort of. Jeff, you pissed if I'm normal. Jeff, ask me something a normal person would think.

Asked something a normal person would think. Yeah, a normal person would say, think. Pretend to be, wait, Corey, pretend to be a normal person. Say a few things like, like you put what you think a normal person would say. Um, okay, I'll have to get started, dear. Holy shit. The first thing that came to my head was the weather outside is my phone.

It's not something anybody would say, Colin. It's something am maniac like you would say. No fucking person would walk up, you'd say the weather outside of Sprite and fucking run either direction. Somebody quoted a fucking 50-year-old song to you. You're insane, Corey. Hey, you know, I saw a guy at Woy yesterday, said, Frosty, the snowman. I was, God, that guy's normal. That makes total sense.

That's not when people go. greet each other with fucking Christmas songs on the Saturdays. Imagine you're in an office. You're an accountant. Your paperwork. And I come up to you on like, Corey. I mean, we need these accountant things done by noon. Can you do it?

I would nod and say it could. Corey, what's the interest? What's the interest on the loan? I would probably look at the number that says interest. You have to figure it out. Do you have a calculator? Beed-de-dip. Pull out my phone.

Beep, beep, beep. That's 42%. Thank you. Is one of those Tomogachi things that they make sound like that? Okay, so that's why we... That answers the question. That's why we would kill each other. Okay, someone else.

Sim the Geezer asks, did you ever consider quitting animation at one point? Like settling to be an accountant or some job other than animating? Oh my God. Well... I think you're that later... Should we start with... Why don't we start with Chris?

Let's Chris. Go down the way. Yeah, that's a really weird... Yeah, it actually did happen. There was a point where me and my parents... Well, this was before I even pretty much, you know, upload it to even, I don't know, like, even Newgrounds or anything. There's at a point where I, like, I couldn't prove that I could ever make success out of it.

To be fair, you do got to be lucky to make money from like... It's true. There's a lot that you bank. It's a lot of luck. I can definitely see where my mom and dad were coming from when they were like, you should probably just kind of, you know, train for something else just in case. At the time I was like, no! To want to be fucking animator! And then we had big fights and it was just like, you know what, that's it.

I fucking give up. I never want to do this again. There's too much effort. It's too much fighting with my smelly, beautiful parents that I still love. Yeah, surely you've wanted to quit, though, as after you've already started, there's been at least probably one point where you've wanted to quit, right? No. If I wasn't doing animation, I'd have to be working in my dad's shop.

And I hated working in the shop. It takes a lot of patience to fucking deal with, like, oh, flash crash, I lost all of the work. Oh, that's fine. I guess we're going to have to keep doing this. At one point, you were going to said you were going to go back to your, like, Conradical. Yeah, there's been a guy. I was like, fuck this, I have just so done with this.

I'd rather go back. Because sometimes it's too much effort. I'd rather go to college or something. I'll tell you this much. I actually went to school for illustration and graphic design. That was actually, like, somewhat if you just replaced animation with illustration, I basically went from illustration to animation because I quit illustration

because it was so fucking difficult. It got so hard at some point. I eventually quit and I actually begged to work at an animation studio. Really? Yeah. That actually went from working on an animated TV show called VH1 Illustrated for a few years And then I lost that job

I don't know, now I'm working in Newgrounds doing video game stuff So I don't know, it's weird, yeah I went from basically oil painting to digital animation So, Corey You were to quit completely just because you're so frustrated You thought about saying fucking Well, I guess for me My mom always encouraged me to do what I enjoy

She's like, if you're in that situation then you're better off than most people, so you should pursue that. So my mom always encouraged it, but my dad was against it all the way. Yeah. He wanted you be a professional weight lifter. He wanted me...

That's actually true. That's actually true. My mom met my dad when he was taking... Like, he was going to professional, like, lifting, like weight things where they, like, lift stuff and, like, huge lines. Like, a concentration camp lines and shit. Like, I'm telling you, it's scary.

With buffed views instead of six years. Yeah. Cool. It's horrible. You said concentration camps. I was using it. I was using it. Let it be no. I was a podcast where I did not bring up Hitler once and Cody was the initiator.

Let me tell you something. I'm pretty sure the first thing you think of when you think of that is long drawn out lines to the bathroom. That's exactly why I said it because that's what I think of. Okay. Continue. Sorry. Okay. Well, anyways, like my mom met my dad that way and he took like Arnold Schwarzenegger's thing on how to lift weights.

When I was one, they brought. broke up and so but he was always like um you get a career you don't fall back on art make it a hobby and then my mom was like just do what you enjoy and I'm like well I fucking hate working so I guess I'll do you know when you were one I was like drawing on myself and she's like you need to make you know it's kind of coincidental that they broke up when you was pretty much they broke up because of you did she look at you and you reminded her of her her husband your husband a little version of the person she hates the most of this I was like, bam-bam, really huge biceps.

I was like, well, what? You know, that's like, everybody says, all of all to say. Your face looked like a baby when you did that. That was weird. That's why I did it. Oh! All right. Next question. A lot of people, I used to say something really quick.

A lot of people say, like, oh, my parents never accepted it. I never had that problem. Me neither. My mom totally accepted. My dad didn't accept it. By the shit. My dad was pretty... Don't get me wrong.

My parents, like, weren't against me being an artsy or whatever. Like, they always encouraged me to draw on stuff. They used to fucking beat you. dude. They didn't not. They used to fucking beat you. They beat you with your art pencils. They were never against art. They just like wanted me to kind of have a backup line case to failed. Which is totally fair. You said your dad would put cigarettes out on you. They keep walking, be like, my little ashtray and puts him down in your face and put...

Or you're like drawing your fancy fucking like birds you and you're like, yeah, but it wasn't that bad. There's only how much places you can't see it? Would you like to ask the third question? Oh, absolutely, Zach. Oh my gosh. Nubcake factory asks. Favorite food? Available at Wawa. I'm from the South and I'm imbred and my father is my uncle. That's funny. Which one of you would like to explain what Wawa is? Wawa is a, it's like a convenience store slash deli that you can go in and there's computer monitors and you push the buttons and you pick out what you want on it.

He didn't like that second pole. I do that. Oh, shit. How you did? Oh. He said it from the South and I wrote the second part. I just wanted to see if he I believed it. You got me. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I was done. Well, yeah, Wawa's is a popular convenience store on the East Coast.

Mostly popular in the tri-state area, which is like PA, Delaware, and New Jersey. You basically, you get like, it's really nice. It's like getting like $5 subs. It's like subway plus 7-11. It's all the, it's like, oh, God. That's exactly, yeah. It's fantastic.

Here's the thing. Here's the thing I like about it. It's open 20. 24-7. That's what the best part. Which is, I can always go down there at 3.30 in the morning, like a total fucking creep and get anything I want. It's clean inside. There's no, like, frowning, like, I don't know how terrible is this. There's no frowning.

There's no frowning certain types of people at you at the counter. They're always friendly, have a friendly demeanor about them. Yeah, but then there's, like, you forget walking into it. It's, like, its own journey because you have all these, like, scary homeless people that are trying to bite at your ankles. The only bad thing, but, well, are. Show you pennies. Only bad thing I've seen is they're not an actual gas station. You can't buy gas on Wawa.

No, yeah, yeah. What's that? You can't eat some. Really? Yeah. Well, god damn. But favorite food for Wawa, what is your answer? Mine would be the six-inch turkey sandwich with tomatoes, lettuce.

Not bad. Parmesan cheese, a little sprinkle of Parmesan cheese. Salt pepper sometimes. It's Parmesian. Yeah, Parmishian. I get the roasted turkey sandwich as well with, like, a little bit of mayo and tomato and peppers. Just like the normal stuff. But I don't get.

Like, pretty much try to, I try to get everything, but not everything because I know it's a hassle. And then some of this stuff, like, Saugafi's their sandwich. And that's another thing that I've noticed from, like, Wawa journeying, you go to certain wawas, depending on the people who are making your sandwiches, you get different quality of sandwich. Some people are fucking surgeons. Some people who fly, like, man, throwing shit over there. I, like, open up, you know, I'm like, oh, man, I'm so hungry and I open it up, and it just, like, falls all over the floor.

You know what I stopped, sorry. Sorry, like, people who work at Subway, they, you know, you can tell they have a very strict rule about how many slices of cheese, how they put on the sandwich. Wawa is more like, kind of, whatever you feel like. It depends on how nice the guy is. It's a wild card. A little bit, yeah. I'm not going to lie, one time I got a turkey or a chicken sandwich, a chicken, it was a Caesar salad sandwich. I got it from Wawa.

It was probably the most foul thing I've ever had in my life. Yeah. It was no such thing as a Caesar salad sandwich. Only bad thing I ever had from Wawa was a chicken salad sandwich. Oh, okay. I had a tuna salad. No, it was chicken salad. It was just chicken.

It was like chicken. It was basically a tuna salad, but it was chicken. Yeah. I never got so repulsed by something in my life. But it's weird because, like, the rest of it's totally fine. Like, the turkey sandwich is great. Yeah. So it was the little chicken sandwich with the bread and chicken with the cheese.

It's delicious. My favorite, I think, is every Thanksgiving, they have a sandwich called the Gobbler. Which is basically a Thanksgiving sandwich, a Thanksgiving dinner in a hoagie. Is that the turkey and gravy? Do you know what you shouldn't get? Turkey stuffing, like gravy and even cranberry sauce, all in a... We should have that now. Don't ever, don't ever get the fucking gravy turkey sandwich.

Because guess what? I got the gravy turkey sandwich. And I'm like, oh, how bad can this be? I swear to God, it was just mucus pouring out of the fucking thing. I couldn't eat it because it was just like I felt like I was handling a salamander. It was really creepy. I eat a lot of those. Anytime I make gravy or something, I eat that with like a fork and...

You have to eat my sandwich with a fork. I had to cut it. I was like, God damn. But here's the thing. I got it again at the Wawa near the work. Yeah. And then confidence. They put the gravy inside the sandwich.

They weren't doing it. They didn't put it to the fucking gravy machine. They're like, this is an ice cream sundae for this person. I've ordered roast beef sandwiches of lettuce and cheese. I've gotten home and the inside was just lettuce and cheese. You know what's kind of like a sidetrack just we should explain to? I said the word hoagie.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. I'm from the Midwest, so I was new to this too. Yeah. Sub, sub is the word. I've muted the word Hogi also, but... If you go to one of those maps where, like, you look at... You can look up where, like, local dialect or local words.

If you look up Hogi, it's like the smallest little red dot, like in the middle of eastern middle Pennsylvania, right Philadelphia. But yeah, anyway. You don't think what you say it was like Hogi. It's like, because that's what they call it. They say, get a Hogi at Woh. It's like, okay. Because it was like a sandwich thing, but what I always thought it was like a variation of like... Because it sounded really good.

I'm like, is it like a pizza and a sandwich? No, it's just the time. At the time, those are the, those are the coolest things on the lot. Well, they do these little pizzas. They do these little pizzas. They are pretty good. For like $6 you can get those pan pizzas. You know what?

My favorite thing of Walo is? The fucking goddamn mango milkshake. Oh, the milkshakes? Yeah, they have really good smoothies. They have really good smoothies. Always gives us little smoothie is little cookies. They do amazing cookies. They do them.

They do. They do. They do. They do. They do. have really good cookies. You know what actually? It sounds like it's melted in your mouth cookies. You know what happened to me at Walla once? I got a chocolate chip cookie

and when I got home it tasted like they had accidentally dropped it into a deep fire or something. It was just covered. It was so charred. It was covered in like fucking chili grease or something. This was just gross. Maybe fucking not happy. I know.

I must have spent over, I swear, I don't think I'm exaggerating. I think I spent over $10,000 at Wall Uh, no. No. In the last few years. I think over this last year, I've probably eaten or spent money on a, on like, fucking 50 subs. The thing is, you could honestly, honestly, go to Huawei every day and be totally, like, you could. And they actually have, like, special dietary sandwiches that you can get, like, sub-diet sandwiches.

You can get those, like, $500, like, $500. They're looking out for you. We should probably just move on. Well, I'm just saying, well, it's, we live by. I know, it's free. They're free, free advertisement. Well, we also said that we had some gross-ass-ass-fucking turkey sandwiches. And a fucking nasty-ass chili.

Fuck you, wala. Fuck you. Fuck you, you, blah. You're fucking, your macaroni and cheese, fucking, wow. Macaroni and cheese isn't as good. Macaroni and cheese isn't as good when it's fucking stuffing. Who the fuck eats macaroni and stuffing? Nobody.

You put macaroni and potatoes. They don't put stuffing with them out. They do. They have it as an option. Why do you order it? Because one day. I was really drunk. But maybe there's one disgusting, foul old man out there who's like...

I love macaroni and stuffing. But macaroni and potatoes is really good. You're right. Next question. Hawaii Boy 25 asks, A film was being made about Sleepy Cabin. Which director would you want to make the film? And who would you want to portray each of you?

Roman Polanski. Why? Because he's a pitiful. Edgar. Woody Allen. Woody Allen. Why? Because he's a pedophile.

Phil Cosby Talented pitophiles Actually I looked at the Woody Allen He's not really that much of a Bill Cosby You want to be Bill Cosby I want to be Bill Cosby

I want the person to play me. I want to be played by Jamie Kennedy. I'll be Ryan Filippe. Hella bad. Riththorn will play the likeness of Corey in the Slepykhaven movie. You would have to be you? You'd be like, you should just be, this is fucking autistic. You should be Seth Rogen. I hate fucking Halloween. You know, if Seth Rogen played by likeness, I would be...

Hey, guys, I love Wala, I hate the fucking stuff. We could share the same laugh. Although I don't share his appeal of weed. I'll tell him that. No, Corey, you're Rip Torn. Who would direct it, though? Who would you guys... I'm Ripped Thorne.

I don't watch him. I'm Ripped Thorne. Thorne! Thorne! Thorne! Thorne! It's not Thorne! I don't care Thorne. Ripped Thorne. Ripped Thorne. Who would direct it, Jeff? Who would direct it? Um, Pulver Hovern. I think would he be good director, right? Oh, yeah. Be crazy. He also did, uh, he also did, uh... No, that's not, no, I love Role-Carrows. He did, what else did he do?

Uh, Starship Troopers. Yeah, fuck you, Chris. I love those movies, but you can't have him. He's too good. We deserve someone like... Who's the director who did like this is for all his Paul Red movies? Oh, Judd Apatel? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He would do it? He would do it? Sleepy Cabin movie. Jet Apatel? Who'd play me? That fucking retard from the office, Dwight.

No, I'd be the old guy. Dude, I'd be that'd be great. That would be great. I'd be the fucking jigsaw, the old guy from Saul. We have these old geriatric fox, like, sitting in the cut. It would be terrified. I'd be torn place to go out of Saul. I want to be Clint Eastwood then.

Oh. Good. Just get Clinties, boy. Cause who are you? You're Jamie Kennedy. You give me whoever you want. I don't want to be Jamie Kennedy. Give me someone, but not Jimmy Kennedy.

You choose. You could be, um... You could be Bill Cosby. Owl. You could be, uh... You could be, uh... Who would suit me? Come on.

Who would suit you? An old Irish. An old Irish. Fuck out with your old Irish. What actor looks like me and could do my voice? What about Josh Peck? Danny DeVito. Oh.

Danny DeVito. Really? Dude, Danny DeVito? Yes. I would happily take it about... Jeff, that's really mean of you. Dude. But also, you're so not Danny DeVito. Hold on. Hold on. Don't even be offended. Jesus. I'm ripped torn, Danny DeVito, the old guy from Saw. He's speaking of the old guy from Saw, you know, when Aaron visited Arloon, he saw my dad and he was like, you look like the old guy from Saw.

What? To your dad's face? Do you think my dad looks like the old guy from Saw? Literally nothing like it. I actually did see you resemblance. The old guy from Saw. That's his cool, cool, cool term. guy who stands up like a zombie and walks off the camera. Chris,

I'm honestly, rack of my brain, do you think who would play you? Um, how about, uh, John Candy? Jimmy Stewart's corpse,

there you go. Jim, Jimmy Stewart's corpse? Yeah. I want Andy Circus. Andy Circus? Mm-hmm. Who's he?

He's the guy who plays, he runs the circus, Corey. You can be Gallum. You can be the guy in like the fucking, the don't suit. Yeah, Chris,

that'd be good. Be like this. You're like this. He's just a normal CG dude. Yeah, it looks exactly like you see G. You're gallop with fucking Chris Dude that would be the creepiest movie ever

You're like this You're like this Who's directing it again You're perched like You're perched like the fuck Joan episode Jet Appetal's a director movie With Rip Toarn Clint Eastwood

He's like from Saw And a CG Chris He's kick-starting it right now I would pay to see that I'm not lying That would be a fucking disaster Stamper yeah Oh he no

He's Stamper is He's the uh You know the guy Who's the villain Last Action Hero The old guy Do you ever see that movie? Yeah I saw last section

You know The guy with the act He just looks creepy. Well, let's say Larry David plays him. Yeah. Oh yeah, Larry David would be perfect. Stapper? He's an old man. Yeah, no, we're all of guys anyways.

Who the fuck is? Except for you. You're 85. You're CGI-Qi Chris. You're fucking PlayStation graphics C.G.I. Chris. They didn't even like camera track me. You're creepy. A second-like kid.

You're like, I'm just a layer on the screen. You're like, here guys. You're not even anti-A-Sah. You're like fucking sit down and your body's like, body's like lifting up when you're saying. I already have hair physics. It's painted on my head. There's a fucking bleating. It's just like...

It's like shitty first time blender effects and you're cool. Okay, uh... When you turn your head, you're fucking jellyfish hair. Like, K-starring the movie, make sure to check it out on Kickstarter. Joseph... Sleeping Cabin or... Shut up those, right?

Shut up those, right? He's on side for it. Okay, uh, so... Uh, count or asks, do any of you like anything a lot that no one else seems to dislike? Or dislike, or dislike anything everyone else? everyone else seems to like. So do you guys, do we like something that everyone else hates or hates something everyone else likes?

Oh yeah, I do. Is it a Freddy got fingered, Corey? That's right. I saw the look at your eyes, Corey. You saw the finger in your eye? Let me tell you something. Corey, tell the audience about Freddy got fingered. If you want to talk about a movie that gives you a twinkle in your eye, that's Freddy got figured.

Can I explain why I hate that movie with a fucking real papal about like hatred? Hold on. First of all, I already said it. Rip Torn. Or Thorn, as he's known in the Hollywood days. He was never known as that ever. He's amazing as a dad. Because he sits there in like counter arguments, all of his stuff.

Like, yeah, he's like, you're a fucking goddamn idiot. Fucking idiot. And then like, he's just like, I just want to make you proud, dad. He's like, I hate you. I like when he just screams, he's like, oh. I'm telling you, the con, there's just one joke in that fucking movie, the context of it is just, he's in, he's making fucking cheese sandwiches at some like shitty. place in some shitty area

and this guy walks up and he's just like putting cheese and he's like making a fucking like cheese mummy and a guy walks up he's like hey retard cheese in my sandwich with a fucking cheese store can I explain why I hate that movie because Chris was like you got United States movie it's the funny movie ever

and I was like all right it's sweet and by the way I didn't say that you're a liar both you and Corey saw when you were like what 13 right right I saw it as a fucking as an adult that is really For the first time. It's such a good movie for, like, people who hate themselves. I don't care, right?

And I pay $2 for it! I paid money for it! Poor baby! I paid money for it! It's got five, okay. It's got five, what? It's got five legitimately funny parts. And I will agree, it's got lots of try-hard, stupid...

I sat there with a blank face. The only funny part of that movie was looking at you, frantically looking at me every time something funny happened. Every time you laugh, you looked at me and I was scared there. Daddy, would you like some sausage? When he swings the baby around, I know that part's gonna try-haired, but I still thought it was funny. I hate that. That deer part is gay.

I'll limit that I hate that part where he like jerks off penises and drinks come that's not funny. It's just like the gags You describe me that's funny that it actually is. It's the main movie with his dad. He's like, I'm so proud of you son and then he goes off and blows his money on stupid shit. His dad just like, what is wrong with you?

I feel like... I got you a bag of jewels. Do you feel you like you feel like you can relate to Freddy? That's true. He is the guy who gets... He is like an insane really talented animator who's a So what's the main guy's name? John Green. Tom Green's the mate guy.

Is that his name in the movie? So yeah, that's something I enjoy that I know no one will ever. Is it not Freddy? No, Freddy's the brother that he lies about. He said my brother Freddy got fingered by my dad. Right? Is that what happens? Yeah, it's like, yeah. And then he gets sent to a fucking finger. I saw it like a year ago and I blocked all of it in my mind.

I know like two parts. Chris, you don't like the Beatles, do you? That's something everyone else likes it. I like the Beatles. I mean, I don't hate that. I just don't like him. Does there anything that you like or dislike that everyone else likes or dislikes? Yes.

What's that? Well, I dislike racist, even though everybody else seems to love racist. Racists? Racists. Racists people? Racists? Yeah. And everyone likes them?

Yeah. What are you talking about? You know, everyone else does go out of a racist all day. Everybody's walking around, being like, those door Negroes, and I'm like, you're out of line, sir. So can you please stop? I'm trying to buy a sandwich. I don't like you. I think people shouldn't need to breed.

Keep the race pure. You're like, can you chill down? Mongrel races? I'm like, sir. I don't agree with you. There's two movies that I like that everyone else hates. Well, I guess one movie. Here me out. Hot-Tub time machine.

That movie stinks. Oh, I don't. Chip, you have a movie. You have a movie that you will stand behind, but they don't understand. And I understand. I don't hate that. I don't love the movie. Let me defend myself here.

Let me defend myself here. We'll talk about that a minute. I don't love the movie Hot Top Time Machine. I just don't hate it. Hot Tub Time Machine. I'll tell you why I like it. It's not offensively. It's not offensive.

In all fairness, in all fairness, it's just, it's a very, it's, yeah, it's like any harmless category. It's a harmless, forgettable movie. The director said to John Cusig act like Nicholas Cage. No, look, look, that pisses me off so bad. The movie's harmless. There's never a joke where they tried too hard. It's all just harmless. There's loads of, like, dude, that movie sucks.

What tri-hard parts? What? The fucking bald guy who plays in, like, children's possible? I like, they had so many try-hardy parts. He was tri-hardy parts. He was tri-hardy in bodymen. Where's last few we saw it, though? Watch it again. I think you'll think differently.

I watched it when I was like 16 and I hated it. I've watched it. I don't hate that movie. Dude, the second one? The second one? The second one, yeah. Yeah, but if you want to talk about it, the main guy is fucking the guy. I like Rob Cordy.

He was the best part of War Bodies. Dude, he's a good actor. I'll give him that. He's funny. But in that movie, he was over the top, tryhardy. I like, I like, I like Rob Corny's. He's like, I would not watch the movie Hot To Time Machine if I had other movies to watch, but I'm saying I don't hate that movie.

It's not bad. It gets way too much hatred. This is the thing. Zach is being all reasonable. The whole time, he was just like, he was just like, hey, have you screwed a girl yet? You're gay. Watch it, watch it again.

Zach is bad. He's like a baby man child who's just poking people with sticks the whole time. Should we talk about your highness? Yes. I like your highness. Jeff likes your highness. Oh, look, here's the thing. Jeff goes all about your highness.

There's a lot of movies I hate, but I like your highness. I think it's funny. You're saying I'm one of those people who watch it. And you look at it. And you look at it. And it looks like a. stupid stoner movie, like a medieval stoner movie. The title especially. I like the

plot. And Zach, you know, we're trying to be fair to Zach, but he's not being fair to us. Oh, I joke, it's a jest. The question was, what are things, not movies, but I guess all we ever talking about all. I mean, like, I guess things in general, I can't really think of like that goes to movies, bands.

Some people do. Games, yeah, that goes to everything. Cows. Oh, I guess like Sims. I like sims. I like simulators. Like, I like certain simulator games. A lot of people are like, that's lame. But I wouldn't spend up to like $50 for a fucking simulator game. But for free, I'll play like bus simulator. I'm excited.

I don't like Lutz players there. You don't like Lutz players? No. Ouch. That really hurts. What if the Lutz player went up to you? He was like, Jeff, once you start my thing and he kissed you on the movie? I'm sure not, not all of them are bad, but a lot of them are.

99%. A hundred percent. What if a Lets player? 99.99. If you're a Lets player and you're listening to this, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about everybody else. Jeff just pointed a fucking six caliber. You pointed a shotgun right in the microphone

It was like, come on, bitches Jeff's a straight-up gangster Pointed to the gun sideways. I'm just thinking about guys playing games Like, talk like this. Ha-ha, I'm funny. Fuck you. You know who you are.

You give every reason why they're bad. They're not funny. They rely on other people's content To make their fucking living. Most of them can't just create something from nothing. They rely on... No, if the internet shut down... The best way to put it is if YouTube shutdown,

If the internet shut down, these guys would have nothing to do. Yeah, they'd be working at Walmart. Yeah. I mean, at the very least... It would hurt our livelihood, but at least we could draw. We could go to some studio or something for some TV show. Yeah, we have... I will say, there are a few let's plays I watch.

I'm not going to say, oh, I ban let's plays from my view, because I watch speed runs and I watch lets plays. Sure, I mean, look... I like let's plays if they're funny or interesting, which most of them are not. A lot of the... Here's a problem. A lot of them saw a formula that work, it just did that. So in conclusion, don't be a lazy. Cunt, challenge yourself and do something

besides playing games on YouTube, thank you. JJ Awesome 77, writes, What is a movie you guys think deserves a reboot? I like the movie The Raith. It's like The Fast and Infurious with sci-fi, and I think it should be remade, thank you. There are a lot of movies

that I think actually work well and rebooted, like someone necessary, it's like you never need to reboot, like, total recall. But there's some series that I was like, oh, they've been dead for a long time, so why not reboot them? Like, um, Play-Dar the Apes. They tried to reboot that series in 2001 with Mark Wahlberg in it fucking blew.

And they actually did a better job with the reboot. And actually, the reboot, I think, is on part with the original, if not better, I'd say. At least on part, at least. For which movie? No, they did do some job. The Planet the Apes. Oh, Planet The Apes is great. I love the first play. Like the 69, 68 version, whichever year came out. I love that movie, but the

reboot, I think, is very well done. Outside of the guy, the corporate guy, who's unnecessarily evil and greedy, it's a good movie. The second one, I think was better than the first movie. Yeah, no, it was. They've learned how to improve. Your answer was... Oh, the rave? It's a movie of a kid gets killed and he comes back.

It's not even clear. He comes back as like a ghost alien. You're not even sure what he is, but he drives his black dodge. He was murdered by like a gang of dudes who race cars. That sounds like pumpkin. They bully people. They basically find a dude with a nice car and they're like, listen, I'm going to race you for your fucking, for your pink slip, for your car. And then they beat him and they fucking take his car and drive away and leave the dude and his girlfriend out on like some kind of

country road without a car and they do this to everybody in town but then they kill this kid and he comes back as a ghost alien and a black car and he races him and he basically, the way he kills him he, he I'm not explaining this very well.

He basically races them. He races them and then he gets ahead of them and he turns out and comes back and crashes onto them into them head on and kills them and then his car flies into a million parts and it comes back together and then he drives off. And then he does the next guy. That's cool. It is a cool. It is a movie. Did you guys ever see They Live?

Yeah. I think that movie would be interesting if it was re-bootie, just because it's such a bizarre movie. It's so fucking strange. Yeah, no, that would work. That would work. Like, even, just movies that nobody's ever heard of. They're kind of, I mean, people have heard that movie. It's just, but it's one of those more bizarre. You can't really, what, you can't say a movie is like they live?

What can you say is like that movie? Exactly. It's just so bizarre and so out there. If they took that to a new audience, a boy and his dog is another movie like that once again. It has nothing else like it. So if they did stuff with the material, and they did something interesting with it. I could see myself watching,

but when I see people reboot scenes that are 30 years old, like rebooted Ghostbusters is fucking stupid. I know for a fact they're going to reboot Back to Future soon, they rebooted fucking tournament, which is a horrible idea. Yeah.

They're rebooting 30-year-old, 20-year-old series. It's like... It's only been around for 70 years. You guys can't think of... What? All right, anyway. So, Kui's not going to say anything.

What? They made Freddy got a finger, too. The Freddy... They're making Joe Dirt to do it, So fucking there you go Maybe you all get lucky Is it WW2

Joe dirt two? What else? Is it weird when they reboot things That are less than like 10 years old Like a movie fails And then they reboot it In less than a decade Are we talking like reboot?

Yeah Reboot is not a sequence It's a reboot It starts to stretch How about like Pointless reboots Like to me I'm still baffled by

The Spider-Man reboot They did it like three or four years after Right It's like It makes money But it's the same fucking story The only reason they did it Nothing changed.

No, it makes money. They're stupid. The only reason they did it was so that if they didn't make those movies, they would have lost the rights to smart. Yeah. That's the only reason they did. Same thing with the Fantastic Four. That's a weird movie.

The first Fantastic Four was awful. I don't understand the appeal, but this new movie has been really weird. You've seen a few behind the scenes shots of it, and it's like the studio is afraid to show it off. They're like ashamed of it or something. The newest one? Yeah. The newest one.

Not the Silver Surfer. I never saw the Silver Surfer. No, no. The one that's coming out. It actually makes those look good. Are you fucking serious? It's weird. The first one was awful. Yeah. Like dreadful. The new one, you should look up pictures of. They have a picture of Dr. Doom. He looks like a homeless man on green. It's all like green screen. I don't even know. I don't even know how the hell's happening. Are they rebooting Batman again?

Probably. But Ben Affleck is Batman. Yeah, I'm sure there will be a Ben Affleck Batman movie. A hundred fucking reboots every other year. And then like, they bring up like, that's another thing. Like superhero movies that are just like, what? Like the Green Lantern? Oh, Hulk is another movie. They made Hulk, then the Hulk, and then they made... Like, it was the 2000-whatever version.

Then it was the Edward Lerner version. Then they brought on the other dude to play Bruce Banner. What's his name? Oh, yeah, I forget his name. The handsome dude from the Avengers. He played Bruce Banner, yeah. I want to clarify because, like... You're just a hater, Corey.

People do like the Green Lantern. Yeah. But the movies are awful. Like, they're not good. They're not good movies. And they get fucking Ryan Reynolds to play... I thought he played it all right. But it's like, what?

Why him, of all people? Who else would be him? He's beautiful. What, what, Tom Green? Yes. They needed, like, a witty, I don't think he was the problem. I thought he was okay.

He was okay as the Green Lantern. It's just the story itself kind of sucked. Jeff, Jeff. The villain kind of sucks. Tom Green. I am excited. You know what I'd like to see rebooted? What's that,

none of you is cared, but I'd love to see Harry Potter rebooted. Harry Potter? Differently how? I'd love to see it rebooted as like kind of, like, a HBO series. They're doing that now because they're doing they're not doing that. You did something where they're like doing the evil dead as a TV series. Oh yeah they're doing

evil dead now as a TV series. Which is insane. With Bruce Campbell and the same people. He's like fucking 50 billion years old. And they're going to make fun of that. They're probably just going to make some old jokes. They're going to be like oh you're an old man. You know what happened once? They made a movie called My Name is Bruce where they made fun of Bruce Campbell and he started

and it was the worst film I've ever seen. Did you see the movie he started in where he was fighting mummies? Or he was fighting Not mummies Was it King Tutte? He was in an old folks home With a black guy that said

Oh A black guy said he was like JFK or something Yeah I know that movie What hell was that called? There was a black guy In an old folks home That said he was like I think it was John F. Kennedy

And then there was another guy who said Bruce Campbell's Was it Bruce Campbell that said he was Elvis Or is that somebody else? Yeah, it's Bubba Hotep Yeah, Baba Hotep That was it It didn't have

That had a nice, I like the score too. What the fuck? But yeah, the reboot the Evil Dead. They already rebutted the Evil Dead with that one chick.

You don't watch You're right. Yeah. You tried to catch me at my... I did. No, I was ready to disagree with you.

I'm like, oh wait, you're right. So, yeah, those are answers for movies we'd like to see you rebooted. Ryan Shades M asks.

What is your what is your favorite least favorite word? Slash, you know, either or. My least favorite word is wonderful. I don't like people

I don't like when people say it Could you explain why you hate the word wonderful? I just don't What if it's funny and they have a twang to it like Wonderful Like a German guy? Maybe that makes it less It's scary actually

That works all right But today is wonderful If you're just a man's man And you're like Oh That's wonderful What if he's really handsome I just want to spit in your face

What if he's really handsome Wonderful What if he's really handsome You would if John Candy Yeah what if John Candy John Candy What if he said it? John Candy

Yeah what if he said Wonderful. I hate you guys. I hate you guys so much. Okay, I guess for me, I don't like the word moist. What's that? Because it's just really awkward to say. It's like it's so moist outside.

It's moist. Do you have moist smegma? Smegma. Moist, smegma. I actually had to look that up. When fucking Nile said smegma, I'm like... It's just dick cheese. You thought of it?

I've never... I've never even... Have you ever jerked off in a... I never heard of it? I just went to bed because you were so exhausted. Okay, Jeff, if you're laying on your back and then you're like, you like calm your name on your chest. I had to relate to. Everyone does that every night.

I thought I was the only one, Corey. Yeah, I'm so done. I'm so done with this. He just gave me the old man stank guy. Old man stink guy. Old man stink guy. No, because you're leading back with your shirt up, you're like, you're like, you're going to jerk off on your chest. You cover your chest.

your chest is spoole your name out. Chloe, how do you, does a cob spell out? You have to take your finger and put it in the cup and spoil your name on. Do you smear it? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. And smear it on your chest like a glue stick or you actually try to arc it. I don't have any dogs.

Or is one big pile of cup that you kind of write with your finger, like in the snow. Like, once you come, you can, like, use, you can trace, you can use the penis of your head because I have a huge dick. And then you can draw. You can use your penis to write your name. What, anyways, the point is, have you ever just came all over yourself in the next morning? You're like, oh, look at that. I didn't clean up. If you came to himself a way to it up the next morning,

it'd be like, that smegma, Jeff? When you were like eight years old, jerking off. You're disgusting. Corey, you're the smegma. What was the sluggedy? How the fuck did we get to this? What is your favorite? What is your favorite or least favorite word?

Zach. Oh, gosh. You lost your chance. My favorite word is titty. Titty? Titty. What about plural? Titties.

Titties or wiener. Weeners is a great word. Titties are wieners. Zach? What is your favorite I'm trying to think honestly My least favorite word is Corey Cory, Corey drinking coffee I can wholeheartedly

Fuck heartedly Fuck you, Corey And fuck you whole fartedly Yeah, I hate you Whole fartedly Fuck you It's the worst word ever Corey you should run for president

To make the campaign I whole fatally disagree By candidate By uh I saw you type Whole Fardly on Twitter I could have reached to the fucking

created a stragg of you. Rick, did he use that word before? Yeah, he used it this morning. What was the context? Yeah, what was the context? You said, I agree whole fartedly. I agree fuck sweet potatoes. Oh, yeah, because I was in something.

Whole fartedly? Yeah, that was in something. It was a Charlie Manson's fucking diary, dude. We scribbled over and over. It was a John Hinkley's diary before he shot JFK. Wholeheartedly, wholeheartedly, wholeheartedly. Wait, did I say JFK about Ronald Reagan? Fuck!

Now I sound stupid. I like the word nuclear, but not nuclear. Nuclear. Nuclear? I don't know. I don't understand why people say nuclear. What about nuclear? We talked about it before.

That word's been rude because I've seen it spelled the wrong way so much. It's like epitome. Whenever I see epitome, I think, epitol. Because I heard it's mispernows. I read it that now by default. I'm thankful that I never, what, molecule? The word molecule. What about it?

Just saying it, molecule. You like that? Yeah. Molecule. Molecule. Yeah, the cule. Molecule. The cule.

killed. When we had, when science, we had video where it's like, this is Molly Cool. Molly Cool. Chris. Yeah? What's your favorite word? Um, my favorite word is dank. No, no, not dank. Stank. Stank? What's your least favorite word? Um, hmm.

Actually, weevil's a pretty funny word. Weevil's fucking great word. Whatever Chris, like you call the weevils, it's funny. It's, like, you fucking disgusting little weevil. It's so insulting. Oh, no, no, my favorite word is frothing. Frothing? You frothing weevil. You frothing chib That's just like fucking mouthing

I saw frothing chip who was pinging on me at the zoo What was the word we were talking about last night It was like purify or something Oh cleanse you can't really say Cleansing purified It's like yeah You can't really use the word cleanse outside of air and water You can't really use that word outside

It's like oh I have you know this water is purified Or clean you know the air is purified You can't really purify anything else I just tastefully asked if Hitler said the word Like if he purified his race or something. I'm pretty sure he did. He must have used the word purify. I'm going to purify the news today.

Right after 7 o'clock. Okay, Chris, do you want to add a word you love? A word I love? Yes. My favorite word is clit. Clitoris? Clitoris. Clit.

No, clit. Clint. It ends abruptly. Clit eastwood. Do you like the word clip? No. Clit. Clit, because the t makes it sound really violent.

Clit! You fucking clot! What about cunt? You cunt? Cun is more... I didn't want to say a word that everyone already kind of always uses. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt is definitely making a comeback. A cuntback. Oh. Bob Diggy writes, why is one piece of advice that you would give us? That's a good question. What? What's one piece of advice that you give?

If you had one little golden sliver of knowledge that you would like to pass on anybody. People in general. Oh, well, I guess my only real advice is if you're struggling with something, that's what you need to be. fucking study more. Like if it's something you're actually passionate about, like, let's say you want to do art, but you're like, I want to do art, but I can't draw hands. It's like, we'll start fucking drawing hands.

Yeah, drum over and over. It's true. But, like, there's never a point where any artist just stops. People always learning something. They always like, well, especially for me, when I first started, like, drawing girls, it honestly took probably about 10,000 tries.

It takes, honestly, girl anatomy. Before it looked okay. It's like, when you first, getting a girl anatomy, you're like, oh guys, they're just boxes, and you look at girls, and you're just like, what the fuck? Because they're so, like, curvacious and... Yeah, I just remember the feeling of drawing it like 10 times in a row and still looking like shit and just being like, man, fuck, like, why am I even trying this? This is bullshit. But if you just keep on doing it, you will get better.

Yeah. If you give up after trying once and failing, then there's, there's, there's, you should be doing something to get with. Yeah, if you want to do something and you keep, like failing at it, that's gonna happen. Mm-hmm. Even if you suck, keep doing it. By the way, people always say this too about cartoons, they say, oh, I, I, can't put on cartoons, I keep perfecting it. Just put something out. You make a 10-second cartoon.

Don't start off with a 10-minute cartoon. That's your fucking macomopis. You're not going to do that. Put it out a 5-second cartoon. Then a 10-second cartoon. The 20 seconds, a minute, and so on and so on. And you'll eventually get faster and learn... It puts shit out, because if you put shit out and get critiqued, then you'll figure out what's wrong with your stuff, and you'll get better from there.

I've got two pieces of advice. I would like to give out. Okay. The first piece of advice is that you can't start being good. You literally have to rip off shit to begin with. Like, you have to to learn good colors, you pretty much look at a picture with nice colors, and you fucking

eyedropper that, and you look at the colors. Well, I mean, you draw inspiration, you don't directly, like, plagiarize? No, yeah, yeah, like... Don't plagiarize. No, no, don't... Like, that was the second piece of, like, of advice. It's like, while you're doing that, don't release anything while you're doing that. Learn

from it while you're doing that, and then once you found your style, then release your shit. Otherwise, people will call you out and make you... You will get caught out. You will get caught. You'll look like an idiot. Yeah, like for a while just kind of like look at people's ideas and steal them but keep them on your hard drive and don't release them.

Yeah, steal all their stuff and then like trace it and write their name and write your name with the crayon. How I learned colors was I fucking looked at art that I liked and I stole their colors and now I know how to do it myself. Yeah. Well, I mean that's just like color theories and like how you like...

Like you know like if you look at Aaron's stuff back then there was like a game called Maple Story It used a lot of that style colors And when you look at it Then again though There is people who will just Flat out rip off a color palette Oh yeah yeah no no yeah

But there's like you can see There's like drawing inspiration And getting like color theories and stuff Then there's just like directly stealing a screenshot From something It does when you use somebody else's colors You see it back to back You see like the hair next to the skin

You look at it You simply clicks and you're ready You go oh that looks good with that color Okay All I'm saying is find you find you You find yourself only when you find yourself then release your shit. Don't release shit. That's clearly ripped off.

The one color you're allowed to rip off is skin tones. Yeah, skin tones. And that's another thing that people think that, like, ownership is always. It's like, come on, man. There's so much different color tones. Like, I've seen, like, you look at artists. Like, well, that's a really cool color. And you, like, you're curious.

Like, you take a picture, I drop it, and you're like, this is like, fucking gray red. What the hell? Yeah, exactly. But it looks good. Yeah. So it's like sometimes you should. You shouldn't be afraid to experiment either. Like, I know a lot of people use, like, default colors and shit.

And if you see something, you're like, you know what? I want to make the fucking sunset pink. It's like, fucking do it. And then make the color contrast. The subsets are fucking yellow and the truth is that you're purple. Doesn't matter. Do what the fucking water. It looks good.

But also, I'm not just talking about art either, though. I'm also talking to, like, anything. Like, how I learned music was I got mid-eye files from fucking the internet. And I put them into my music software. I looked at how the notes complementing each other. That's how I learn music. Yeah. So if you just look at other people's work, you'll learn from it, and then just draw and draw and draw and draw anything you fucking see and you'll get good at it.

I buy a lot of art books. Yeah. Art books. Do you? Yeah. I got a shit ton of art books. I get art books and it's like I kind of get them in a splurge. Like, oh man, I'm vacationing.

Like when I was over at like errands and stuff, if I'm like there and then we go out and I spend like a ton of money on some fucking art books and they just sit in my room, collect us and hide spiderwebs. I don't use them They're just there for decoration I feel like I could probably get more out If I use them But it's definitely something I'd like to Look more into But then again there's like the internet

It's just full of images You can just look at And be like wow that's fucking cool The image I download the most Are backgrounds I think Backgrounds yeah And that's another Anything character related

That's another thing too Like I learned this Because I used to rely on getting other people To do like backgrounds and stuff from me And I've realized After like doing backers and stuff from me. backgrounds that it's like backgrounds aren't a crucial part of your cartoon because it's like you can have a character in a white background but it's way more interesting to have like a nice backdrop and if you know like color theories and stuff it could bring a cartoon more to life than it already did even if you have flat cartoons flat colors but a nice contrast background it's I'll say one thing about color if you're having trouble with color just color it the closest you can take a screenshot bring it is what I do bring it into Photoshop you know slide it around tint the whole thing

a certain color. Sometimes it helps if you have a detailed drawing, sometimes just going into Photoshop and exporting it as like an eight-colored gif. Reducing the colors down, sort of like makes the whole thing jive a little bit better together. Like it's sort of

not the best, I don't know the best word for it is, but it, it uncomplicates it. So it's like bitmat tracing and flash, where you just like, you knock out, you leave like the main primary colors. Yeah, it replaces a bunch of more similar colors with one color and it sort of feels like it makes the design a little stronger but it's just

one idea to... Because then you can learn like, oh wow, so like gray blue works really well with like this orangish color color. Yeah, yeah. I would just throw in like I throw color overlays on top of things just messing around experiment. Yeah, just experiment. It's easier than going into Flash and

single-handedly just choosing every color one at a time. Yeah, you don't have to have like the fucking bland ass red and yellow crans you get that you don't You eat like macaroni yellow and like orange carrot. You can get like fucking orange yellow and like orange green and yellow green. And learning complementary colors also is really nice too

because you start to realize that a lot of colors contrasts good together during sunsets and like dark nights and shit. This is a huge color conversation. Do you guys have your life advice? Life advice. Just little things. Challenge yourself. Don't be lazy. Don't make excuses.

Do your laundry on Sundays. You don't have the time to do things. You have the time. Just life advice One of the things I've learned from living people In college and just saying stuff is Do your laundry once a week, don't know to fucking pile up It's such a small thing

Even don't wait for all your laundry to be To be ready to wash and then wash it It's a horrible idea It's what I do you shan't It's such a bad idea It's so much easier Just do your laundry once a week No matter how much you have

Just do it and it's done If you're renting an apartment It's a good idea Keep it clean because you never know When some dickhead is going to show up And want to inspect your apartment And you're like Oh sorry

Sorry I'm like my kitchen is a fucking disaster. In general, do stuff as you go do away for a doll pile up. So if you clean your room as you go every day. Sorry,

I didn't interrupt you, but it's like... I mean, I don't really now I do my taxes. I was going to say taxes. Taxes are like writing checks and stuff. Dude, that's a necessity of living. If you live and you're a human being

and you pay more than 12 grand or whatever the fucking prerequisite for paying taxes is, you better do your fucking tax. It blows my mind. They don't have a fucking class in school teaching of this stuff. I know.

I was talking to my fucking parents about that. And I'm like, can you explain to me why we're learning how to, we're learning, I mean, no offense, but we're learning about shit like fucking social studies. And they're like, you have to know this stuff. And then you get to fucking college and the stuff they're teaching you like your pre-college classes. It's like, this is how you do college work, yada yada, yada stupid shit. Fold your books this way. Like a Melvin. And it's like, hey, where's the fucking taxes class?

How do you do this shit? I don't want to go to jail. If they taught you how to fucking write checks? How to live? Car insurance, life insurance, insurance. insurance insurance? All this nonsense? I had to do fucking Irish and religion. I could have learned how to do taxes.

It's like, excuse me, you're going to need to know this stuff or you're going to go to jail. Fucking stupid is dead language. No one cares. I'm speaking English and I'm fucking so happy. If I was speaking to Irish, my life would be ruined. You're going hoity, nooity, do it. You've got to know this stuff. If I was speaking Irish, my life would be legitimately

horrible. You're required to learn fucking hoity to-oity. Yes. And I can't even remember a word of it Because I hated it so much Tell me some Tell me some eyes Ice Religious

Unwikadam Dolgadian Lannress Mache de Hollet It means can I go to the bathroom please You know how to take a pencil in Irish Yes Jeff Did you guys You like spent all night one day

Fucking learning that one No I only know because I used to ask it every day in Irish class I took German too for the same reason I'm not very good at learning Any of it No I remember like two words

Inkavis Shriven Is I have a pencil I have a pencil I know how to count the town. Ice five, dry, fare, foam, six, even a nine Zain. It's one to town. Yeah.

I can speak Spanish. I took Spanish every year I don't know a fucking word of it. Wait, one of those trades, quattro, Cinco, six. That's what I was going to. That's all I fucking go. Let me tell you something.

Do you know what's funny growing up in high school? It's like all our fucking, like, classes were based entirely off what you do. So it's like, don't go to French class. You just get fucking homework all day. Go to Spanish. You get to make food. It's like, don't go.

Don't go to German. They fucking give you homework all day. I've alternately took German because I was better to eat burritos. I've alternately took German because it was better than Spanish. I think German's a cool language. It's much sharper. I took 12 years, basically. Yeah, 12 years of fucking Spanish and know how to kind of five.

That's all I retain. That's the same way. If I go to Mexico and the hotel capture me, they're like, and they're speaking of me, I'll be like, well, no, don't start to fucking behave you. I wonder how to fucking save my own life. You're like, oh no. It's like, at least if I can't capture

you by Germans I can say how are you can I show up with a pencil? This guy's like he's like convinced me not to kill you and you're like one two three one two one two three one to three one three he's like what's he's saying he's like I don't know he's he's cutting he's going to he's going to spell he's going to spell you know what if oh no don't stress good one's like this

maybe they laugh and think you're funny and just let you go be like a big cigar on the back he's a comedian they like they're like they're like they're like You can't tell anybody about, so they're, like, smash your legs, so you can't fucking run away again. I just keep saying it still. I have a question. Duh.

What's a life skill you're all proud of? A life skill? Yeah. What, Jeff, what are life skills you're proud of? Listen, I can shoot a gun. Life skills. I can't. I can fish.

I can shoot a bow and arrow. I can do all this except the bone arrow. Sands the bow and arrow. Oh, fuck you. I can shoot a guns. I can clip a gun. I can point, click it. Chris.

I'm just saying, no, I specifically, I know. how to, I know how to, you know, load. It's not, it's not like a big fucking deal. It's just like my dad taught me all these weird. It's a cool little thing to have to do. He taught, he bought me a compound bow and I was a kid. I don't know, it was like a little, he tried to, he's like teaching me to be Rambo when I was a kid.

Jeff. Really weird, what? I can pull nails out of boards. With your teeth? You mean with the back end of a hammer? That's what it's built in for. If there's an apocalypse and you guys are like fucking hammering up, I'd like, when I was, when I was like, when I was like, I put my own, I put my own You need to let the zombies into the house.

I'm your man. You need to undo everybody's hard work. That's your skill. Like 100% true. My dad was kind of like a workaholic. And if I continue to do that stuff now, I would basically be a handyman. Like I knew plumbing. I knew landscaping.

I knew when I was a kid, I could do measurements in my head because he would freak out at me if I fucked up a measurement when they put in carpet down. And I was like 14. I was putting carpet down in a house. I was going into people's houses and fixing their plumbing. He's like, oh, my. kids, he's a regular toolman. I mean, down there fucking, like, fixing...

Is that what everybody said? He's a regular tool man? Corey, the Toolman Taylor. Corey the Toolman Taylor. But now, I know nothing. So if you were to tell me to fix your pipes, I would fucking... Smash you with a hammer until it leaks, everyone and sprays. You're like, oh, it's good to go.

You know those commercials of people who are, like, who are fucking, like, dense as fuck? Like, infomercial people? Like, what? You can't hold a sandwich and you could have dropping a sandwich? They, like, sit down with a cup of coffee, and they fucking, like, pour all over themselves. And they're already sitting down. Yeah. I wouldn't be that fucking stupid, but I would be like to a point where if you told me to do something like...

The commercial would be like, having trouble fixing your pipes, would be you smashing a pipe with a hammer until it sprays in your face? That stuff always, that's another thing that always baffled me. Fucking infomercials. Like that nonsense? Like, it's always a black and white. What kind of, like, dense idiot is sitting there like, yeah, I have a really hard time sitting down straight. It's like, are you having trouble sitting? And the guy sits down and he fucking like... His fucking head is his neck. Yeah, his neck snaps over and he starts bleeding out of the eyes. There's a good video out there where somebody compiled all that stuff. I've seen it.

And then, like, some of them are like just like the kids are sitting there. It's like, do your kids make mess? And his kids like, he's like sitting there drawing on a cram and there's like sewed over here. And he's like, like, he actually knocks it over. It's like they're trying to sell, they're trying to sell like things to pour your drinks. So like some adult is trying to pour milk out of a carton. It's pouring all over the floor. They can't get it into the glass.

Yeah, it's like, it just blows. my mind that it's like, you don't, I mean, people aren't stupid. If they actually need something, you can kind of show it. Like, when people see that, they're not... People are stupid. Yeah, but when people see that, they're like, I can pour a glass of milk, fuck you. Yeah, but when it's only 1999,

shipping included, it's like, why not? Yeah, but what kind of guy's like, I guess I wasn't thinking about the disabled? The worst... Have you seen Wikipedia's definition of Down syndrome? It's not funny, but the picture there, is like, a guy with a guy with a big smaller's face, he's a big hammer,

and he's like smashing a piece of wood it's such a strange picture to use Why would they use that? I don't know. I don't ask why you were there? Why don't they have to be school? I was trying to figure out what was wrongly, but the point is. Why would they do that?

Why don't they have like a school photo of him like sitting there? Yes, it's not like a guy. It's like a guy. It's the worst situation that guy could be in. You know what I mean? Because like the cognitive abilities are, I'm going to tread lightly here. You know what I mean?

But it's just so big. It would be like if they had them like using a shotgun or like using a writing ball or like using a writing ball or something, it's just bizarre. Yeah. It's not that they can't do labor like that. It's just such a strange thing. No, it's like the idea of seeing...

You expect to see, like... Him hammering something in. He'd be hitting people on the eye and making a bleed and stuff. Yeah. What was the question we were talking about again? It's like... Why are Down syndrome? Why should they be massacred?

I think it's a bad question myself. Why should they be massacred? It's a very strange question, honestly. That's a very... Who said that? I don't have death syndrome. Corey of that future. Let me ask you this.

What do you... Corey of the future? What do you think of... Here's a... Here's a controversial thing. What do you think a parent to, they know their kid's going to be, have Down syndrome, and they decide to have the kid anyway? You know what? I think that's such a fine line.

How early do they figure out? How many weeks in? Let's say they could abort him. But how early in, though? How many weeks in? I don't know. Does it matter? Yeah, because that's a whole abortion debate.

It's how, like, how developed a baby is. I'm just saying they know before. There's like a gray area to when it's full in green. Let's say like two or three months in. They know. Well, it's not. I think three months is pretty far enough for most people, right?

Let's say two months, one month. Let's say the woman's pregnant and they know very, let's say they know like within a day he's going to have Down syndrome. Jeff, within day one, they can winsterize. Within day two, they can wince their eyes. What do you mean by that? Within day one, they can winster eyes.

What do you mean by that? Day two, they can winster eyes. What does that mean? Yeah, like blinking. The baby or the fetus? The fetus. Listen. Let's say you're having a kid.

You're having a kid. You know, he's never going to be able to hold a job. How do you know that? He's going to have health problems. How do you know that? Let's say he's on the low, the low cognitive end of that. And he's going to always need medical bills. He's not going to have very high medical bills.

And he still might die early because of all his problems. Well, I guess it's one of those gray areas because it's like you could be dealing with a family who's like they want, someone actually wanted to be a parent their whole life and they don't really care for the idea of their kids died. Yeah, but you'll literally be a parent your whole life. But also there's like. Yeah, but if they're dying, it's varying degrees of how bad that. I said, let's say the supposed baby is on a low cognitive end. Like the worst kind?

Is it selfish knowing your child is going to suffer his whole life just so you can basically have like a glorified cat? I don't think it is, but I think like, I think I honestly if it's just, if it's going to come out as a vegetable then you know. Not a vegetable, it functions but it's like it can't speak about. It can't speak. Well, it's a house plant. Holy fuck.

That's too far to be called it. If it's like, if it's just pure. It's just pure, like, negativity emitting from it at all times, and you might as well just... It's what it seems like if you know you're going to have a kid... You have someone in a wheelchair who's like sitting there and you're fucking pouring soil on him. Corey, God damn. No, look, it's one of the things where it's like if you... Listen, I'm not insensitive.

You're going to X2 hockey sticks. I'm not insensitive. You're an abelist. If you, Jeff, if you knew you were going to have a child that had no skin, like it was always screaming. Yeah. And I was screaming, I have... Oh, it would be in the dumpster immediately. You can abort it, you can just take...

You can take a shop on a pencil... Oh, it would be... Oh, I'd get rid of it. I think there's a gray area. If your kid's going to have some sort of disability... That's completely it pairs it for a life. It makes it miserable its entire life. There's a certain point where it's like, there's a disability,

and then there's like a liability. That's so deep. Corey. Corey! It's true. It's true. It actually is true. If you just had a kid who had a gimp arm and half his brain didn't work, that's fine.

But if you had a kid who's a fucking vegetable and he's going to die before he's like eight years old. Let me pretend to be your kid. I'm your other kid. Hold on, Jen. That would be a really small. Shut. Shut. Shut up.

That would touch my heart because he'd be trying to talk to me. You'd be like, son, would you like to go to college one day? I'd be like, I have small luck out but you're a-oldo-old. Do you what I would do? What? I would just pour fucking magazines over him, all these dirty magazines. I'm like, start fucking reading.

You know, at the beginning of... Once you start screaming, he's like, ah, don't happen. I was watching the beginning of Batman Returns the other day. I just put him in out like a boat and send him into the sewer. I would just help penguins raise him, I don't have to deal with him anymore. He's just like, oh. What if he comes back?

Oh, my God. What if he comes back? He comes back. He'll look, baby. Quack, quack, quack. He's like, clack with me. He's, like, pissed off with me. And then you're like,

penguin's still in quack. It's still stupid. Nothing's strange. You still alert? Shit. That's fucking dog. You know how to do your taxes? No.

Can we just clarify that the kind of people were talking about are people who can't even, like, That's what I'm saying. I'm just, yeah, I'm not saying they don't even know their name. If they have a disability, that's one thing. But if they're fucking gone,

like, they're gone. That's a gray area. If they're just like, I am not someone, I am speaking on behalf of someone who cannot be in someone's shoes who has to deal with someone who is on the point of dying.

By the way, there are plenty of people with down syndrome that are completely like high or medium cognitive ability. Yeah, I don't want to sound cruel. I'm just saying that these parents have kids where we're not. Like they're missing their skin.

Like they can't, they're completely blind, they can't see, they're missing their tongue. That's sad. I wouldn't want that. I wouldn't want that. And they decided to take care of this thing. It's whole painful life. Yeah, but like I said, and I think this also is true, is you think of them, and that's good. Like, you're not being selfish because that's a really good part of being parenting is not being selfish.

It is a little bit. They say they're not, but they are because they so badly want to take care of something almost. They let this thing suffer for years. It's like, I completely agree with you. I wouldn't want a kid who's like a walking volcano. I would want to like take care of him. Volcano. I would want to take care of him if he was still, if he had Down syndrome, that's, you know, that's fine.

But if he was like... We're talking so far gone. If he was like a fucking bomb ready to go off, I don't want to deal with that because, hey, I'm... Fucking Times Magazine is going to be knocking on my door and be like, hey, can we talk about your kid? And that's not to say, that's such to see people who do end up living. It doesn't mean they don't deserve to live. It's just like, if you can prevent something from being in pain their whole lives, why? What's the moral reason why you wouldn't do that?

I mean, real pain. I completely agree. I just say there's a gray area, and I say, I've said my point. But there was also, like, that chick who her daughter had, like, a disability, and she died, and she, like, mummy encased her. What? She was in, like, this thing. She was dead. And then she was basically profiting off her death.

And this girl had, she had, like, some disability that was, like, rare. And she was charging people. money to see her and give her wishes. And that's fucked up. Wait, like the dead dog would grants to be a wish, you mean? He's going to Irish Story territory here. How's an Irish story?

I didn't step on it. Corey, have you ever seen that, like, lady, have you seen that girl who had, like, a little girl and the baby, like, died, like, pretty much straight away, but she had a mummified and she carried around with her like a doll? See, that's the kind of people.

No, okay, I'm laughing. That is absolutely true. That's the kind of people... That's horrible to laugh at, but... That's the kind of people who... Seeing it in a snow white dress... You're a horrible person. They found a snow white doll dress

and put the dead mummified fetus in a snow white dress. I'm sorry, but it looks funny. That's messed up. So let's just say, if you knew a kid was just going to have mild autism... Me? Let's even if it's just going to be a typical down to him, like that guy, Corey from Life Goes On.

You remember that show? Never mind. His name was Corey? His name was Corey. Corey? You look sad. I just I said that not even Realizing your name

Like Corey You know Corey I'm fucking done Life was on You're looking at me with this disappointed Look you're like What? What do you mean? It's like I hurt in your feelings

I didn't mean it like that No it's fine, it's fun I don't know I don't know It was a guy named Corey On a showtime life was on Was it played by I think it was Corey Who's a guy

Was it played by Johnny Johnny DiCaprio whatever his name is? Leonardo Gendale. No, no, no, no. That was the team in Gilbert Great. He was retarded in that movie.

No, this is a legitimate Down syndrome person. I want it. I don't want that. If there was a point where I would like to think that me and my wife run the same sort of idea with

having a kid with Down syndrome? What if? What if the doctor? All right, theoretically, what if the doctor came to you? And he looked at the Ultrascan, he said, listen, sir,

I don't want to give you bad news, but this child that is coming, the doctor's not going to tell you he is down to him, but he's basically going to say, listen, this kid, basically his whole life is going to be on the computer typing out hot memes all day.

He's going to be sharing the hottest memes all day, and that's all he's going to do his whole life. So this is, just for, just for like, clarification, this is the future where they've already, like,

completely mapped out your future life, and he's like, he's going to be a memes viewer on 40s. Let's say, Let's say there's a meme gene And you can tell And he says Your son has this gene

And you guys are both You guys have Stage 6 level meme autism See this section of the brain right here This is going to be Looking at advice animals all day All this section is going to be To awkward penguin

A joll face In bed of Glyne I would be like When he's not looking You kill your son You told him to snap it in the womb Like twist his head while He's in the womb

I would say, have you played headnard? I would say, being conspicuous, okay? I'm paying you good money. You're just going to whisper him, like, listen, just, while you're, you know. Just a little, yeah. And then just don't tell. When he comes out dead, just acts a prize. What if you said that, the doctor looked at him.

Make a big O face when the dead baby comes out. The fucking dead baby rolls out. Oh, no. What is that? I didn't have a. to do that? That's weird. I can't be dead. Oh my God, his head came off, and that never happens.

The woman's like, what was that crack? I just stepped on a peanut. I was cracking my knuckles in her. I know it's bad for arthritis, but you know, whatever. Sometimes I'm thinking it was get exhausted. What happened was you creeped up in these ass and I popped his head up like a doll. That's what happened,

it's your fault. You killed the child. You can't stop this thing. It warms my heart, we're back to the dead baby. Jeff, what would you do, Jeff? But this is constant. This guy, this is a mean... If you were... If you were a mean...

You're a beautiful wife. This guy, this kid is a mean-smeaning idiot from the future. He's the worst kind of kid. Jeff, if you look at your beautiful wife... Yes. And the doctor, you're... You're at the emergency room. Yeah.

And your wife... She tweets and she giggles. You're like, that's gross. But then you see a little baby head come out. And the doctor pulls her side and says, Jeff, your wife just quefed up the baby's ass. And it killed your... Pop the baby's head off.

Life just killed your baby. He laughed as though she's still giggling to their laughing. What do you do? Are you angry at your wife? I'd probably be more mad she's probably laughing in a terrible joke than having a dead baby. Your son's little head. I'd shrug at the dead kid. Jack, your son's head rolls to the floor and looks up and says,

da-da, da, da. What do you do? How the fuck is his head still? I would. Because baby's head lives for two more years after it dies. All right, Chris. I would kind of slide him into a dark corner with my foot, hoping nobody saw him Not noticed him before I died.

Let's say your kid comes out and he's the polar opposite of everything you enjoy. He hates everything you enjoy. You're like, man, man, I love Final Fantasy 7. He's like, that was the worst RPG ever made, old man. I grab him by his turkey neck and hold him against the wall. Why is you a turkey neck? He's a frugged. Chris, what if you should came out?

There you go. If you're bored and you're little shit, you're getting it. You're getting a wallop when you pop out of the pussy. Daddy wallop. What if you're a little kid? Little kids like, I want to play physics games on YouTube all day. What if he's like... Would you beat him to death?

What if he walked and he said, My hero is PewDie Pie? What would you do, Corey? I'd be like, good choice. I'd be like, yeah, we'd join the bro-a-me. I'd be like, you are one little... Can we talk about a sour? I do it, do.

Oh, go. No, I would wait till he was old enough to go to school. I'd intentionally buy a house on the other side of the street that the school bus has to pull up on, hoping he has to cross a lane every day and hope he was to hit the... increase the chances. Oh my gosh. All because he likes a love.

Yes. That's very intricate. I have no tolerance. His epic braids will be over the road. I'm not, I'm not capable of unconditional love. I have to... Jeff, what if he looks exactly like you? Would you not feel a little bit of empathy for him? I feel like we've created a situation where we can ultimately hate our kids. I find it more interesting if I'm like looking at a dead body and I'm like, it looks just like me.

That's pretty interesting, actually. I've always wondered about that when twins, like when a twin dies and he's looking at at, he's looking at the other 20, he's like, that's pretty. interesting. That looks like me, but I'm fucking dead. He looks like, yeah, I'm dead. It's like a dead version of me. God damn. What the boy you know? So what was the question? Yeah, what was the question? That is the question.

What do you guys like to do to give people? Was it advice we should give people? What was the actual? Oh yeah. God damn. We got off track. We still talked about our 40s. We were on track there. We were past that, I think. What was it?

Chris jumped your like page two. Chris, you did it. I forget. Chris, is that your question? I'm a sleepy, sleepy sausage. So anyways, basically the point is the best advice is when you see twins kill one die, the other one looks at them, the end. This is, from

Nikki Bain says, latest show you've seen that you'd consider worth a watch. Chris is further from there. Holy shit. Basically, latest show that you see that you'd recommend. Yeah. Wicks and geeks, right, Chris? You like that show.

Oh, I really, I like freaks and geeks. Really? I did. I like... Is that the one with Seth Rogen? Yeah. Is it like where he first started out? Um, yeah. It's him, Jason Seagull, a fucking James Franco. Segal. Jason Segal. A bunch of other guys, but yeah, I like that show a lot. It's cool. What about you? Do you see the show lately that you'd recommend to people?

A show? Yeah, one of those. One of those things? Yeah, one of those things. One of those dangled shows? That's right, my friend. The Ery Gamer. Yeah, the Iray Gamer show.

Roddy the Skellons, it's Christmas Special. Right, okay, if you guys want top of the line Skylanders reviews on the newest trapbought series, Iriegamer.com. His website's amazing. What the hell? Actually, I haven't really watched any TV show in a while. I just watched like stupid shit now and then. I watch a lot of long plays. What are some of the newer TV shows out?

True Detective everyone's talking about. True Detective was all right. I felt the ending was a slight one dad. What's that new movie? Everyone's talking about that's from the guy from Breaking Bad. Brian Cranston? Aaron Paul. No, a movie.

Oh, but movie. There's the TV, the show that's coming out, or if it is out, I don't know. What is it about? What is it about? Saul, are you? Oh, yeah, that is it. It's not a movie, though. Or a show.

Because he said show. Yeah, he did say show. He said show. You didn't. Well, so you should understand what I say. I'm looking forward to that. I'm going to watch Better Call. So, when they first announced it, everybody, like, the people said it was going to be a lighter show.

I'll tell you what, I'm just, I just want the Walking Dead to go away and be replaced by something interesting. watching The Walking Dead for pretty much to start. And it's just, it's one of those shows that I don't like. I would never recommend it to anybody, but I still watch it. It's just fascinating. Like, it's not, it's not, there have been some really bad episodes where I've laughed at, like, the serious parts. But there have been some okay parts like that.

That was done kind of well. It's bizarre. It's so weird. I guess my biggest issue with Walking Dead is I read the comic first, so I'm not trying to pull a hipster card, but I read the comic and I thoroughly enjoy the comic over the actual TV show. And when I saw the first episode, it was in pretty much, incredibly faithful to the comic, so I like the

first episode of a lot. The first season was somewhat lenient in the comic, but then it pretty much just like, it kind of follows the main motifs, like the stuff where they like go to the jail and set up shop for like a while and shit, and like just like over time you like learn the people in jail and how they

react and it's like they did that, but the characters in the comic were way fucking better. And the comic was way darker and it was good. Because like before they went to jail, there was a lot of shit that built up from that and there was a lot of bridges that were burnt and it was just the comic is really fucking good and

I watched the show and I'm like man this is Dolesberry, it's fucking I don't even care. It was horrible. Regardless of even what people think of it being good or bad I just find it depressing as shit. Yeah. I don't like watching depressing I mean it's my weakness I don't really I don't look more to watching depressing in a way

but it was at the same it had it had a place to go though. I think with the walking guy is like oh these people were just in the apocalypse Breaking Bad has a lot of humor, dark, fun dialogue. Walking Dead is just people breaking down and crying.

It's like, I feel like nine-tenths of the audience tunes in just so they can see dead people get stabbed in the head with screwdrivers, but... Yeah. It's just, I'm just saying like, oh my God. I'll tell you what I think makes a lot of zombie movies work. It's like, at the end, they always have some sort of

vaguely hopeful message. Like, oh, at least we can rebuild it. At least we can survive. But the TV series, they can't really make the world go better, so it's constantly just like, oh, this person got sabotaged and killed. That's why I really liked the remake of Dawn of the Dead because of all the characters. Like the first

character that you meet at the beginning, he's like an asshole, but then he like turns around, and he's like one of the most likable guys. And it's like, it's really interesting how like the characters come together in an apocalypse and how they changed. That guy was an asshole the whole movie. Yeah, but he was likable. And then like he... Was he... I thought he, there was like a...

There was, I liked him. I liked him. He was funny, and then he like... Even at the end of the movie, they're like, are you going to help? He's like, fuck you. No, not that asshole. Not the rich one. Oh, which one? The one that pulled the gun on them and, like, tricked them, and then they tricked him.

Oh, the security guard guy. Yeah, the security guard. Yeah, he was, yeah. I liked him. The fucking rich guy was a faggot. He's like, I'm rich, so I have nothing to work. How about you make me a water? I hated that motherfucker.

God, damn it. I like that. All right, all right. Like, everyone else is good. I know there's people wincing and listening right now. Not to, I'm with you, but I know. And these people like, oh, well, that wasn't as good as the original, the original Dawn of the Dead. To fucking original Dawn of Dead, you know what?

That part where they, like, in the beginning where they like, the guy bites him to her, and it's cute, but then, like, biting in a styrofoam with red dye, and he's like, ah! You know, the thing about the Walking Dead TV series is, is, uh, it, it started off with some really good effects in the first season. Oh, the Walking Dead has an amazing, TV series. Dude, I will give them credit where credit is due. The Walking Dead zombies look like scary. But I got to say, so season one had pretty good effects. Then season two, to my knowledge, from what I've heard from like Frank Derr about, Derbao, whatever's name is. Apparently they doubled the episode amount from season one and cut the budget in half of season one.

So the season three and four didn't have really good effects, but season five has better effects closer to season one. But they've had some really good effects, they've had some really interesting traditional makeup stuff done. looks really good, frankly. But then they have all this fucking CG blood that looks for in fake sometimes. That's something that I don't. And like another thing that I guess that came from the Walking Dead was the Tell Tell Tell series. Like I know people

say it's like, it's really good like visual novel. It's played a couple days ago. It's really good and it's really like you start out and you're like, oh man, is this game me good? And then you really start to enjoy all the characters and then there's some you like and there's some you hate. And the main guy is so likable after a while. You know what pisses me off though in that game?

What's that? I don't know. I don't know how games are still doing this, but when the camera, like, changes position in that game, it, like, freezes for, like, five, like... It just freezes for, like, 15 frames. It's, like, why are you... This is 2014, dude. I guess it's, like, how it's loading. Like, it's, like, loading. I don't care.

The graphics are shit in that game. But that's a thing. It looks good, but the graphics... It's stylized. It's stylized, but it shouldn't fucking take 15 frames for the camera. I think what I think we're saying is the graphics aren't that good, so it should make up with the camera stuff. Yeah, I do agree. And I know what you're talking about it.

It's like, when you walk into a fucking room. your character's standing there and then it comes in and there's like enemies. You're like, what the fuck? I don't know. Did you guys play the telltale Back to the Future Games? No. I didn't like them. I heard they were like just boring and silly. Really strange. You spend like, you spend like three-fifth the game at like a soup kitchen or something in 1930.

What the fuck? What? It's strange. I thought it started off really really interesting. Isn't Christopher Lloyd actually voiced up right? No, it's like dying in that. He's like, You know what's really funny to me?

If you watch the original Back to Future, like, if you watch it like on an HD screen, you can tell his makeup is like really visible. That was like four years after one flew over the cuckoo's mess. He's only 40 years old. But now he looks like actually Doc Brown did in that movie. But he sounds like, he's like, it's like, god damn.

And what he used to be in that show with Pamela Anderson? The show. I forget what it was called, but it stunk. Brack Brown? Yeah. Christopher Lloyd? Pamela porno. The other TV series I saw that I liked was Rick and Morty.

That's a pretty good show. I like Rick and Marty. It's a good show. It's interesting. It's a tween show, which I didn't think I was a fan of Twins, but they do it well because the art's good and the pose is a really dynamic. Yeah, exactly. Really? Well, they have solid in-between.

That's what I mean? Like, they do it well. It doesn't feel like it's not like a total drama island kind of tweeting where it's just, I'm going to get shot up by that. But my point is, it's not like... Dude, Total Tom Islands, animation is garbage. But people still fucking jerk up to that show. Yeah, well, who cares? It's like stiff and ugly.

Never seen you. I'll say this about... Celluloid feet that make no goddamn sense. Rick and Morty, I hate everybody's eye pupils. I did like that at first, but it's so unique. It's never done before. I can't stand it. You don't really notice it until they zoom up really close to their faces.

I'll be honest. The character designs are, they're likable but bad at the same time. It's like another TV show where the character designs are... It's like they're drawn... It's like the style is a draw. It's like the art of like a 15 year old in high school. I just don't. It's a really strange to me.

It's like every popular animated TV show with like a family. It's drawn like a 15 year old. But it's not done in the way where it's like, oh, this is bad. Like they do it well. It's simple, but it's good. It's still appealing. Yeah. It doesn't make you go, ugh.

If you've seen Doc and Marty, the original one. It's like that burger. I prefer those characters designs way more. Have you seen Doc and Marty? It's what it's based off. Do you like Bob's Burgers? No. Man, I hate Bob's fucking burgers.

I've never seen it. I just hate the art style. I don't even know what's funny. Chris hates Bob Burgers. I'm not going to comment. I can't stand his fucking voice. If you've actually watched, it's not a show.

I guess for me, it's kind of hard for me to not. What's his name? John Benjamin. John Benjamin? I like John Benjamin. He was good as Coach for Kirk. He was good as...

Yeah, he was good at himself. He talked. Home movies? How talented of him. Home movies? He's funny. What are you have to say for yourself? Are you John Benjamin?

Benjamin? Fuck you. Were you at home movies? Oh. Oh. I always thought Home Movies was a good show because of like... I love home movies, dude. Here's fucking, like, Brian.

Like, is that, like, what's the kid's name? Yeah, Brian. Brendan, Brendan. Brendan. Brendan. This fucking, like, eight-year-old kid who doesn't play soccer and his coach has talked to, he's like, don't waste all your money on beard, Brendan, it's stupid. Go play soccer.

And he's like, don't play soccer. They suck. Okay, why are you... That's a funny show. I love a whole movie. It's funny because it's like... I love the coach for jerk. Yeah, he shares his life experience with this eight-year-old.

And this eight-year-old is, like, so adult for his age. He's like, yeah, I agree. I'm making him movie. When everyone started picking up that he had a cool voice, then yeah, he started. Oh, yeah. I will admit that it's weird hearing, like, I still can't really, I haven't seen Anchor, but like, let's see him, Archer. It's weird hearing his voice as, like, you would think it'd be suave, but I guess that's kind of predictable.

I can't stand the fact that he doesn't even try and change his voice for any of his roles. I guess because when they tell him, like, hey, like Michael Sir, like, Michael Serra? Yeah, that little Melvin. That's true. It could just be the producers being like, just do your thing. Just do you, do you John Benjamin. He's like, you sure, I can do a... He's voice starting for a cartooning.

I'm sure, I'm sure if I know for a fact, if I got asked to anything, people would just say, no, do your voice, it's fine, it's fine. It's just so unique, it's fine. Yeah. If he had, like, a regular, like, hey, I have a guy. He'd be like, that's a boring voice. Don't do that. I do like John Benjamin for his current.

He's really talented. I like metaloclips when I tuned in, and I really liked home movies growing up. Recent shows. I do like Bob's Burgers. I like Fargo. I like Fargo a lot. Fargo is the one of what I was the one. Let's try to think of it. It was truth-to-take-off. Oh, the raid.

It's a TV show. Oh, a TV show? Well, fuck that. A movie. A movie I saw. I saw the raid. Welcome to three years ago. I know, but I never heard of this. Nobody was like, you need to see the raid. All, like Korean revenge movies are good. Oh, dude. Is that Korean? Wait. No, it's Indonesian. Alright, no, my apologies. No, it's fine. Anyway, the first one, it's basically kind of think of it in the style of dread.

where it gets straight to the point. They're in a place, they're locked down, but it's just filled to the fucking brim with just action in Kung Fu for like an hour and a half of just non-stop fighting with these crazy fucking, and it is gory, and they do not, they're not holding your hand through it.

They're like fucking like, like ripping fucking people in half and shit with like machetes, it's nuts. Machetes? Yeah, machetes. Okay. The second one

was good. was good. It was filled to the brim with action, but the first one was just... The second one felt like a fucking anime. Like, it felt... Towards the end, it felt like I was,

like watching something that'd be on Tsunami in the 2009. But the first one felt like it was grounded in reality at some point, like some white, like old action grind house shit. Anyways... Snort Peps asks,

does Linda still hate you guys? Linda never fucking... What is this shenanigans of Linda? She first... For reference, in episode... In the pilot episode one... One, we talked with this lady Linda, who always gave me the fuck, not the fuck me eyes, but she always gave me the shit eyes, the stink eyes. The stink eyes.

The fuck you eyes and stink eyes. The fuck you eyes, exactly. He's nice to me. Chris, whenever you leave, she's like, that guy was gross. Do you know what she needs to me? She didn't say gross. You know what? I go up there, when I do see her, I don't, I can't, I'm not going to see it, but when I do see her, I'm like, she's like, how are you?

And I'm like, I'm like, I'm fine. Yeah, me too. How are you? And I'm like, you have a good day. She's got a cute little old lady boy. She's like, yeah. She's very polite. I like, I like, go up there.

She's like, that'll be like $1.15. I'm like, there you go. She's not like, she's not the crackhead at the other wall. That goes crazy on me every time I see him at 4 in the morning. Oh, yeah, he's like, go to the tangent. He's like, man, I heard this jazz song. I'm telling you, man, now. I can't believe this fucking guy still has a job.

No, it's crazy. Like, I swear to God, me and Stamper fucking walked in, and we just wanted a goddamn sandwich. And then we were sitting there holding our sandwiches on hand. He was like, I, he was talking about jazz. So he said, I was his jazz. And people were coming through, like, buying stuff. And he was like, yeah.

And he was, like, looking and give him money and stuff. And he's just like, do you know what I'm talking about? And he's like, yeah, I think so. And he's like pulling out names. Like, yeah, that's the one. He's like, he's like singing it. And I'm just like, dude, he won't let you leave. No, he won't.

You can't walk. You have to hear his jazz story. And you have to talk about a center of doing. I was buying a sandwich. There was like an 80-year-old man in front of me. This was at the thick three in the, in the morning. And he's like, man, and the guy pays for sandwich and walks out.

He's like, man, what the fuck? He's like, what the fuck is he doing here at 3 a.m.? I'm like, what? He's like, what's he doing? Where's his family? Where does his family think he is? What about his kids, man? What about his kids? I'm like, he's 80. His kids are like 55.

He's been talking about. Man. Dude, there's one of like over 10 fucking minutes. You're like, dude. Dude, man. He was pissed. I was like, whatever, man. He's just like trying to, like, he's really trying to hold on to the fact that they're...

He's like insinuating the guy is out there, like fucking hookers. He's like, you know he's doing out, you know he's doing out here, man, three in the morning? Like, what? Yes, he's exactly like that. He's fucking pills going back to watch the history channel for four hours ago. He had white hair, wrinkles, he couldn't even walk straight. Did he have the pre-requisites? He just an old man.

Man, looking for us. He just wanted a sandwich. So he could watch, like, all in the family at 4 in the morning on TV time. Before he died, like, a horrible death. Before he killed himself. And then the fucking neck... Then I went back another night, and he's like...

And there was just some teenage girls, like, buying yogurt or something. He's like, man, you see these girls over there? I'm like, yeah. I'm like, I do see them. He's like, you know, they're going to get picked up in here. They can... There's a... He's like, Insigno Hooker...

her recruiting girls in Wawa. He's like, yeah, man, they recruit those honies over there. I'm like, what do you mean? I'm like, are you serious? He's like, I've been coming here. I've been coming to the wall her fucking years at three in the morning on a Saturday.

I've never seen anything like this. I'm like, yeah, man, you've got to watch. You gotta watch out. Watch up for these hookers, but you're going to watch out for these hookers recruiting girls and Wawa. You're going to be with XEF, not they're just sitting there. I just like, all right.

I just want to say to him, I'm like, why aren't you fired? But I, but he's the only one there. All these employees rotate, but he is always there at 4 in the morning. So he's the only one I can talk to. When we were there? He's lonely, but yeah, he will not let you leave the counter.

If you're going to go buy something, you better hope some, just make sure if somebody's like coming up behind you and like duck in front of him. Or hide your head or be like, let's be like, man, what are you doing? I got a cold. It's exhausting dealing with him. So that answers the question about lid, though. I don't have any bad blood with Linna. Let me tell you something. Next question, man. Who won't say, what?

When you leave, whoa, well, when you pay for your big fat hoagie or whatever when you give her the cash and the little change comes out next to the donation box. Yeah, I don't pay with cash. I just pay with my card. Okay, well, that you're missing out because if you put the money in the donation box, Linda slips you

a little glance at her titty. Does she? Here you go, she chose nippy. She's like... Does she lift up her skirt because it's like sitting on the floor? Yeah, she holds it and slayments under the couch and she's like, have a suck, big boy. She doesn't do that. She's more subtle. I don't, I'm afraid to touch her because she looks like she has like that old person

tissue paper skin if you touch her feel off What if you kind of What if you like tease a little bit Like what if you roll a quarter Up and down on the donation If you roll her titty up and down

The counter titty She's like doing this She's like Her tithes are like She's like She's like paper scared Jeff Oh my goodness If you touched you

She'd be like what have you done And she stood crumbling For the inside out and die You don't me I'm mad I'm mad I'm mad because there was like She died like the Indian Jones

Yeah Well he's like fucking melting And then like his face is She's gonna be dead soon. I'm just gonna be nice to her. Lynn is nice to me. I have nothing to be. She's nice to me too. I only have the nicest stuff. If you guys wanna be jerks, she always hisses at me. Yeah, but...

It's because you're a sneaky snake. Whenever, whenever she tries to grab me, I point the light in her and she starts to hiss and goes back into her coffin. It looks like you're up to no good, Zach. She slithers back in. Yeah. She's like sliding around like a fucking... She has a coffin in her basement that she sleeps in. So a beast of a guzman,

uh, asks, to all the boys that with a Z. This guy is crazy. It seems to be like the quote unquote golden age of internet humor and original content is over with now on parentheses aside from the good work you guys are involved with, of course

what do you all see yourselves doing in 2019 or 2019? Doing your mom doing doing doing your mom That's what all we're doing You know you straight up 2019 is what full five years

Oh god it's four years away now Pretty much five years away Corey what will you be doing in the year 2019 In five years, four years Same thing? Four years from now. Nothing's gonna fucking change. Well, you were a different place four years ago,

I mean, five years ago. It's hard to say. I didn't know you five years ago. When you deal with future stuff, you look at stuff now. What would you like to be doing at five years? What I'm doing now is working and animating and doing the same fucking thing.

What are you going to be animating? What do you want to have done by them? I know what you're going to be doing. You're going to be working me on the scheme we're working on now still in five years? No, yeah, we are. But I think it'll be. more fleshed out and then it'll be pro.

In five years? I think we'll be like patting each other in the bag. Holy shit. The real look of dread just hit Jeff in the face. Jeff, let me tell you something. I've lived here three years. Two. Two.

Two years. Yeah. And time hasn't flown by my fucking... If we're not done by then, I'm blown. I'm killing myself. Hold on. I'm serious. Before you pull the triggers.

I'm serious. Before you... Jeff, I join this to keep... To keep... We got to... I join. Join this. Yeah.

You can talk about it. So you didn't kill yourself. I appreciate it. Jeff, what do you, what do you want to be? Jeff Arryle, McEastain.

Ideally, ideally I would be, like to be done this huge game I'm working on, it be a success, and maybe, just to change things up a bit, maybe I could be pitching

like an animated show. I'd like to be working on maybe an animated show, perhaps. I would, although I'm greatly enjoying working on the game, but I, you know,

once it's done, maybe just do something a little different. I'm the, I'm kind of the same way. I would really like be like the extra cog in the wheel that helps push the thing and everything. And then after that, I would like to see myself actually animating a fucking series or something. Making my own...

Because I have ideas. I've had ideas for fucking ever. But I feel like now at this point, it's kind of like I'm not going to waste my time doing like fucking game parodies or shit I give no shits about. Unless it's like something I'm legitimately serious about, like back then when I used to make like stuff like... Yeah. So, Gus, what about you? What do you see yourself doing in? five years in the far off year of 2019.

I want to be producing. Producing what? Good content that I wrote. What do you, what do you want to have done by then? What would you like to have accomplished in the next couple years? Five years. I don't know. Make something, uh, I don't

fucking know. I don't have any plans. Make whatever. Just just die. Just rolling with it. Yeah. Just roll with the... I want to make, I definitely want to make something longer than 20 minutes at some point. And then after that, I would like to fucking be the director and have everyone do what I want

and fucking not worry about shit. Would you like people to say? I honestly do think I'm nearing the end of fucking enjoying animating long cartoons. I can't do it anymore. It's just, it takes too long, and then there's such a little game. All the ones that I do finish are always the ones that people are

like, oh, I didn't like that one, and then you do something fucking shitty and stupid, and it's like, that's the funniest thing you ever did. It's like, great. Would you like to see an internet debate with people debating whether you or Hans Zimmer are better. Oh my God. Hans Zimmer is definitely better, but that doesn't make his music anymore blend.

Yeah. Yeah. So, we all just want to be rich and famous. Yeah, I just want to be able to make stuff and not worry about the money that cost to do. Yeah, you know what I want? Do you know what I want? Do you know what I want? I want to be able to walk into a fucking sandwich store, a fucking bar, and be like, what's that?

Give me the most expensive martini you got. No, seriously, my financially, my only goal financially is just to not just to walks in a room, be like, I don't chip my bacon cat to see if I want to eat food. Exactly. I just want to walk. Oh, I could just go out to you tonight. Oh, I want to walk. I want to go and be hanging out my friends and be like, oh man, that seafood was so great. Oh, $30? Don't worry.

I got it. Yeah, instead of shaking my hand and like collecting pennies from under quarters or coffee. Yeah, I would be like whole on. It would be like a little cold. Spill like old man coins everywhere. Well, my goal is slightly, uh, you know, by 2015, let's see this. Four years away. Be an old man by then. I bet you guys will be

much more well. I would have liked to at least had one season of a TV show, at least one. That's all I want. Just to get my foot in the door and experience that. I want to have one weed. One weed? After all these years of collecting weed grades, you can find out. Can I have a weed, please?

I want to go to the biggest dealer there is and be like, give me one weed. He'll be like, he'll be like, he'll draw his bag. He'll drop his bag. He'll like, this guy wants one weed, sir. And he's like, one weed. He's like, get it for him. You can join the weed creed. You should have, like, a lot.

series called like Corey Shorts. Why? You just like film you going like a drug dealer. One weed please. And then I got it gets pointed in my face and like a, like this angle in the fucking brain and then it's like cut to black. Can I just say something about this question? He put

he wrote the words golden age in quotation but he still wrote the word golden age. Oh like internet humor was better. Can I just say this is a common incorrect belief? People say oh the golden age of online animation is dead. You guys, if you really

think there was a golden age of online animation, you're too young to be, you were too young or not even bored. I mean, the animation sucked. The animations sucked. There were more parodies, not last, that it would, the humor was worse. If anything, all this happened since like 2005 to 8, people think, oh, back in 2009, it was

so good. Back in 2010, no. You could watch. You were too young to remember how fucking you could watch Sonic versus Mario, and then next, next you could watch Zelda goes to the drugstore. That was, that was in a knock on the I'm just saying this is no no I see this so I see this so often the only difference is Adam fucin' up to do freelance he's actually storyboarding for Bob's burgers that's the

only difference I see is really yeah he's doing stuff for Bob's burgers now yeah he's the cool as dude we love Adam Phillips this is to you Adam Phillips you were all fucking Adam Phillips what you did you do the did you do the beast in the woods is that what's called the bite bitey and Brackenwood yeah he's super talented can I tell a story about Adam Phillips yeah I feel bad because like I... You call him a dirty

Aussie fag boy I did but that's not what I'm talking about I don't even know him so I didn't say that but I like to meet him because I'm curious because like everyone's like

oh Adam Phillips is amazing he's so cool but it's I don't know who the fuck he is and then I see him and I'm like who's this who is this cat

look up Adam Phillips on Google you'll see some of his work he's really talented Tom and I Tom and myself and Stamper were making a game in 2006 based on oh yeah I know what you're going to say

do you know what his name is I forget his name now I feel bad. Kevin... Before I say something... He's Britney Spears' boyfriend, right? I just... Kevin Federline.

Tom... Kevin Federline. Kevin Federline, yeah. Tom, myself and was making a game based on Kevin Federline where you beat up Britney Spears. It's really weird. You can juggle her baby and stuff with her butt punches, but... Wow. We did all the art and the...

We did everything with the game, and then we said... At the time, Adam Phillips was, like, huge. Like, he had, like, the best animation on the fucking internet. And we said, we liked him to be part of this game. So we're like, what can we have them do? Because, like, the whole game was almost done. And we didn't want to take up all his time. Can have the blood effects.

Well, that was close. At the end of the game, Adam Phillips starts piss. You can piss on, like, Brittany. And we said, what if we got Adam to animate the piss? It's like a movie. He basically animated one piss droplet and gave it back to us. Tom coded it so the piss would go all over the fucking screen. But he animated, it's like, the credits are, like, stamp.

Johnny Utah, Tom Fulp, and it's like, in special thanks to Adam Phillips for the piss drop. That's sweet. But I just wanted to dispel the rumor that I hear about. From younger guys who were like 13 to 15 to maybe 17 who say there was a golden age. And now it's all dead. No, you're too young to remember. It was worse back there. There will always be good humor.

There will always be bad. There was a lot of obnoxious, shitty, corny humor today. But it was changed. I would say the only difference between... Things change with age. Like stuff, different things that you didn't find funny before become funnier, the older you get. And I would even say, go back and watch the stuff that you think is golden. Go back and watch it.

It's not that good. Like, the people who... I mean, it's still good for what it was, but if you go back and watch this stuff now that you think is the golden age, it's honestly... It's whatever. The only difference between now and then, there's exact same about the parodies. I would say more parodies today. The only difference is today that people are better in animating. Do you know what I feel like more?

or less this falls into. I feel like a lot of people that nostalgia clogged their vision. That's all it is. That's all it is. It's just a solter. They remember the good times. They remember the good times where that's another thing too. Like you see these animators. You see animations from like

and then you see fucking animators now and they're like like because the bar is like set and they're like I gotta be like these motherfuckers. Corey, legendary frog was the golden age. He was. He really like it. He really was. And then you look at this stuff now and it's just like it's insane. I used to think

return of Gannadorf was the funniest thing ever I watched it like recently I was like holy fuck It's not like not a humiliating It's just like Jesus Christ I used to think this was hilarious It's like have you ever wanted to play a PlayStation 2 game That you've been craving you're like man I want to play that game And you play it you're just like this game is fucking

I knew I knew the guy who did those Napster Bad cartoons They were like on the forefront of like new internet animation What's the Napster? Napster bad you don't know what Napster is Napster? Who's Napster? Nobody's sort of Napster I know what Napster was Napster was that big mobile phone company that sold fucking ringtones

Is that what you're talking about? Are you guys fucking with me? The Napster ad company. Napster, that you steal like... I mean it's a show in my fucking age. I don't know. Was it Napster the music website? Yeah, it was like the first

like torrenting like... Yeah, the music stuff, right? Yeah, it's like you share music. No, I'm pretty sure Napster also did that mobile phone shit. That was lime wire. That was line wire. Napster was before Lime.

Napster was like 2000. It was like a cathead logo. I remember. Live water was like 2005, 2004. Napster had those ads on TV where it's like send a text message to blah, blah, blah, and we'll send you these wallpapers and ringtones. Basically, yeah, they changed into that.

Basically, yeah, just to get not to get on topic. There was Napster, there was a big controversy. Metallica was pissed off because their music was being shared on Napster. A lot of us heard of them. So a guy who actually became like my boss for a while, he animated the series called Napster Bad, where James Hadfield and Lars Ulrich were, cartoon characters and James Hathfield

would be like, Napster Bad and he like swing his arm across the screen, but they were popular on the internet for a while. Yeah, they were like the first, some of the first flash cartoons. Because it was controversial, because it was like, it was topical. They were actually not, he animated, you know, it was very crude, the animation was crude, but it was very lively, and

they were very popular at the time. That's cool. In like 2001 or something. And see, that's a, this kind of falls into like the question, it's not on the paper, but it's kind of like the same theme. It's like the... So I'm gonna be treading on water and this is the only time I will ever talk about

this. But the topic of Chris Chan. Okay. Because Chris Chan, as gay as it is to say, was a big part of my life back in fucking 2007. Because I made the animated series and that's how, I mean, you guys...

That is how you pretty much got your story. And I didn't even fucking know anyone. I just wanted to... I thought this guy was fucking hilarious and I thought he was a joke, like a troll. And then I found it later he wasn't and it like I was fascinated it sparked my curiosity for that kind of stuff he's definitely like the only weird autistic person I would call almost brilliant

yeah exactly exactly he made like a series he made a series he based his entire life and he created like crayon copyrights like fucking like crayola crayons like a five year old would draw and there are 12 year olds who have better art styles and art talent than him and he fucking like made a series

with Pokemon and Sonic Sorry, but one of the most autistic franchises out there, and he put them together, and he made Sonichu, and I'm just like, oh my God, this is amazing. And I suckered in, and I was into the whole trolling thing, and for four years of my fucking life, I used MSPaint, animated crudely, like, Renan-Stimpy style drawings, overly grotesque fucking Chris Chan stuff that I eventually made like a big part of my life, because that's how I started. getting attention and shit and then it just became sadder the more Chris Chan went on like he became a tranny and then his dad died and then everyone's like you should make fun of Chris Chan

it's like dude his fucking family's dead his house burned down and he he's trying to make money on eBay and people are still trolling him and fucking with him I know he's a despicable person because he's like racist and stupid and ignorant and horrible his life adventures were

amazing yes they were he was just like it was incredible If Chris Bores had a build up like that, I'm sure Chris Bores would be the legacy he could have been. It's, looking at Chris Chens life is looking at Walter White's life. It is. I don't know who Walter White is, but I know that he completely changed because he starts off being like, no homas, I ain't no gay. And then he's like putting his hair up. He's like, this is how you apply lipstick.

I'm saying if you watch the last, I'm saying if you watch the last episode, you watch the first episode, it's completely different shows. And there's like chronologically order. There's like, there's an archive because let me tell you something. If you, if you thought Chris Chan was like autistic, there are people who have archived him eating, breathing, and shitting. And it's on his website. There's video of him as a little kid winning some contest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's actually like, because he won a sonic contest ages ago. And that's what sparked his, like, fandom thing. His ranting on like not liking black girls because they're black and his, there's like some audio of him trying to. Talk a GameStop Mammaker. Yes, there's so much ignorance. He just got kicked out. He's trying to get back into the store. I'd never laughed harder.

No, no, I'm telling you. He'd be going to call with his mom. Yeah, yeah. Like, Christian is, he's an enigma, which to so many people, they thought he was a troll. Because they're like, there's no way this motherfucker is real. Because it's like, he's the most sadest human being ever. And it's sad because it's like,

I spent four years in my life fucking with him, and like, people are like, bring it back. And I'm like, no. Let it die. It's like, it's depressing. He's not the golden age. It's the depressing age. And happy Harry, Harry Partridge.

He's like, he loves Christiane too. Yeah, and he told me. And I think, I don't know if this is well known. I don't think he'd care if we shared it, but I think he contacted Chris Chan once. Yeah, I think he said that. He mentioned, he's like, I like to make a game with you. Yeah. And Chris Chan actually turned Harry down.

Like, Harry's one of the fuzz fucking animators on the internet. No, he did. Chris Chan is like, well, you're not, you're not, you don't have like a Disney style. You're not good enough. You're not good enough. I'm telling you right now. That's the thing about Chris Chan. He's super conceited.

He's super full of himself. And it's funny too because, like, he makes videos where he's like, hey, y'all. He's, like, having, like, a presentation with fucking PowerPoint and, like, baby tools and, like, his Hasbro, like, fucking keyboard. And he's, like, present, because he's very professionally presents stuff. And he's like, yeah, he's a picture. It's, like, really fucking well done.

And he's like, yeah, she ruined the tail. ruined the picture, so I made a new one. And then he made it, but he's like, but I appreciate fan stuff, but he will never accept the fact that someone is a better artist than him. He will always say he's a better artist. So he has to be the lead animator, the lead writer,

the lead director, the lead voice actor, and you can just be a fan. That's what he would do. Just have all these memories in him, like, him running around a park with a female, like, sports brawn. Yeah, it's fascinating. Didn't somebody dress him up normal and pretend, they said, listen, just act,

Here, we're gonna put some fake tattoos on you And we're gonna put you Just sound like Just act like this whole time Your entire life has been like a trolling That backfire It almost was convincing But yeah but it backfired on him

Because like this other fucking Chris Chan came in And said like that's just Ian Brandon Anderson Because his name on the fucking He's a poster Was I am Chandler And he's like That is a troll name

My name is Chris Like he's so It's fun It's funny because he's literally convinced people are telling the truth and not fucking with him. Someone who goes up to him be like, Chris Chan, I just sold fucking 40 paper medallions online. I'm making millions of dollars. And he'd come online and be like, goddamn trolls are selling my merchandise. He gives out his personal information.

He's like, this is my phone number, but don't call me. Yes, he literally, he's a retard. He's said it himself, so I can say that. And it's sad because, like, now it's like people link me stuff still because, you know, there's those diehard. And it's like, man, don't. I don't care. It's depressing. I don't care. It's funny to see that he's still freaking out about Sonic and shit and still, like, complaining. No. I got my laughs. I got my laugh out of it. Yeah, it's like it's over. This one comes from Mr. Dad. If you could work on any cartoon TV show, Pastor President, what would you choose, and why?

If you could work at any TV, any cartoon or TV show. None of them. Really? You would work at any TV show if you had the chance to just be a part of the production? No. Really? Really? I just want to make my own stuff. I don't really care. I don't really want to be a part of... I mean, I'd work on

Hellbender. Oh, well, here we go. I want to work on the Sipsons. I was going to slip in a horrible joke and then quit. It'd be interesting to work to just be there and to be one of the writers of the Simpsons, just to see how they think of stuff. Yeah.

We'll show like that. I like to sit on in a South Park. I think you show like Code Athusiase as we would like to do. I would like to sit on an episode of South Park and see how shit goes on. South Park would be full in too. I could totally do like storyboards for South Park if, but that's kind of like it's arrogant as fuck. Like, hey.

This is assuming you could walk in any show So you could be a writer or an animator or whatever I would like to work at South Park for a month It would be just to be like one of their writers Who sits in there like Bill Hader just to sit in there Be like how do they you know Brainstorm stuff? I'd do that

I wouldn't want to animate I wouldn't want to animate and be like What if like this happened? Yeah and then you can be as vulgar as you want Because they would be fucking like And then her pussy falls off Just a just going to small Just a small tangent about South Park

What do you think of these people who've been animating on Southbrook for years. They're very, they're very dedicated. Like, they're, they're, they think they could get a job somewhere else? They could. They could, but they, they like, appreciate Matt and Trey, and they appreciate how Southwark has come on.

I'm just speaking talent-wise. A lot of the artists, if you look at their portfolios, they're very talented. So that's actually a downgrade for them. If I can say that, a down- Yeah, like, they're not getting better at what they're, like, I'm sure they're decent animators. They probably showed them a cool portfolio. I think it's more or less they want to be like, I work on South Park.

one of, if you look at some of the episodes where they have like a comic book style or like the episode with the boobs, they may be like when it's like the happy metal style. Like when they want to go out, the animators like sometimes they give the animators free run. They say do it over the fuck you want. And it looks really good. Yeah. And like the storyboard artists all really good too. Like they have a really unique cartoony style. And then you see like these fucking like stiff like cardboard cutouts.

But you see like they're like very cartoony like dynamically like angles and stuff. But then it's just like these like fucking. Even their characters of a celebrities always look really spot on. The Lord's really good at that. I do think... I think it's one of those things where it's like, yeah, I work on South Park. It's like one of the most beloved shows

that everyone... Like, you either hate or enjoy it, but most people enjoy it. The only criticism I have of the art, there's somebody on that staff that is a huge fan of street fighter and they trace a lot of street fighter art. Really? Yes.

Really? Yes. What episodes? The one... The episode... The episode... The episode... The episode...

You know the episode where they turn into anime characters. Oh yeah. Somebody fucking traced, like all this street fighter Alvar. Really? Yes. They didn't want to do the... Yes, I recognize it. They didn't want to do the extra work. Not only that, and then like the three-part episode where they did the, like, all the

villains or whatever that was called. Somebody traced Akuma and stuck them in the back. It was like a tracing of Akuma. Wait, which were all the villains come back? Is it episode 200? It was. It was like a three-part thing where it was like they were dealing with all these villains. It was like all these villains.

Was it like... Where Carbon was like a raccoon? And they're dealing, it was, Michael, there was, it was, like, the joke of Michael Bay. Michael Bay was in it, too. Oh, imagination land. Yes, that was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there was a shot, like, some dude on that step is tracing streetfighter art.

Well, it was, it was supposed to be fair, it was supposed to be, like, it was supposed to be, it was supposed to be little kids' imaginations or imagination. Yeah, so somebody was thinking of a small criticism, but, and I'm sure they have, I didn't know that. I'm sure they have no, I didn't even know that. I'm, I'm, just because I, because I study Capcom art, I recognize it. Like, you don't have a, like, you don't have a, very minute form of autism.

People of my friends in college actually accuse me of that. You're like watching a show. You're like, did you see that at Kuma in the background? I don't like admit it. That's what we call the animator, I know. It's like, do you see that small fucking pixel the corner of it?

I'm joking. But like, after you do like frame-by-frame stuff and you do like a lot of like stuff, you look at the other stuff. There's a character from Street Fighter Alpha called Sodom and he has like this armored outfit. Go look at his design. Go look at his art and then go watch that episode of Southport.

Yeah. The anime episode. And you'll be like, holy shit. They traced them. Dude, I'm telling you right now, I was watching the show, and I swear to God, I was catching, like, light flickers in fucking, like, 3D animation. And, like, if a character, like, moved his hand and his hand was here, like, a second later. Oh, I notice. And it's crazy that, like, you're so used to working on stuff, and you're so used to, like, animating and catching, like, frames that are off a little bit, and you have to go back and fix it, that you start to catch shit.

Like the fucking rain man. You're, like, you're, like, frame 134. There was a misplacement. I was watching Family Guy years ago, and I saw it's one of the early episodes from season one where death comes in, it's Norman McDonald. And you know what you do

where a character's part of their body goes off the stage? So you take a light to what you draw under. I saw, we're going to have to post a picture because it's so hard to describe it if you're not an animator, but basically there's a stage in Flash and there's a gray area outside the white stage. And the great area nobody can see

except for the animator. And that just means stuff can come in and go off the stage. But anyways, in the actual animation there was like lines drawn but they entered the stage by accident so it was like where the character's legs would come up would start to come up with the bottom of the screen

what the fuck? Yeah I posted the video I'll post it in the description of this video dude I'm telling you I catch it stuff now exactly I think that was like one tenth of a second I saw it fucking saw it and stuff like you ever notice in old like for example like a movie Akira their frames are that the people mispainted something

on one frame yes dude old and it bugs me it flashes like like something's the wrong color or they didn't 80s anime do that a lot yeah they fuck up a lot like they're like doing they're doing like a very like detailed thing and there's a movement but the background's fucking disappeared and it's just like

like where an area of ground would be and like half the picture's missing you're like wait what the fuck because it's like it's all like hand-painted isn't it yeah all the cell yeah the cells get somebody messes up little things I think what it is I think either the paint sturt's or that or something yeah it's like a red beacon was like a slightly lighter it's like hey what the I fucking saw that

Or like their hair isn't colored Or their hair mid isn't shaded on one frame Or it's like a skin color or something by accident Because they paint over it It's like four in the morning and they're just like They just like forget to do something I think I think that Yeah like I guarantee

If you went frame by frame for one of my animations or something Even on what like if you went frame by frame For the street fighter thing Yeah Holy fucking shit would you see so much mistakes Because I am not a cleanup man Yes I am Sam, I am.

Alright. Sorry, I'm gonna have it. No, it's fine. The last question of the night. This comes from Panda Mark. Favorite game of all time. Chris, what is your favorite video game of all time? All five, seven.

Jeff, what is your favorite video game of all time? Street Fighter 3. Corey, what is your favorite video game of all time? Man, I hate favorite stuff. Hurry, Corey, hurry. There's a guy to your head. Jeff, put a gun to his head. Oh, wait!

What's there? My favorite game of all time is not 5.9 at said Freddy's. It's not 5.9 at said Freddy's is... It's pretty good thing to the game. It's a tie. Oh! Legend of Dragon. Donkey Kong Country for the Super Nintendo.

Joyce. Donkey Kong Country, twice. Fuck two and three. They're good, but I like one the best. Donkey Kong Country? Kwanka. Kwon. No.

I guess we're going to close out. I'm Corey Speskin. I'm Johnny Utah. Hello. Good and good night. I was right. That's what they call me. That's what they call me. Chris. Chris, what's your name? Sleepy boy. Sleepy, sleepy. Sleepy. You see you way and where we go. No, dang. All right. That's it. That's a wrap. Fuck you.