SleepyCabin - SleepyCast 14 - [The Water People]

Episode Date: January 10, 2015

With Stamper in San Diego, Jeff sleeping and Zach squirting blood from his rectum, Chris, Cory and Niall take over and discuss Cory's severe Auts. http://sleepycabin.com/audio/sleepycast-14/ This episode starring: Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/Spazkidin3d) Niall (www.youtube.com/Cryburgers) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! http://www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! http://www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! https://twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin, it's a bunch of guys, he's a bunch bullshitter. Welcome to Sleepycast. I am Corey Spastkin. Whoa. And to my right is... Chris

To what left is Nile, what, whoa, you're 90s announcement No, no, no, no Holy shit, Corey, that's like a talent

How do you do that? You're like the guy Who's like, you know that song? It's like, Now to the left. It's like, it's like when you're a kid

and you're like to see a giant dinosaur because Pshu-Rat You make fucking sound effects and you're a kid to like instrument Like giant things

Oh yeah, Yeah, like Can we actually talk about You brought up a good idea for a topic. When did you guys stop playing with toys? Oh shit. Actually when I started really getting into playing with toys was a toy story. Really? Yeah. Because they had like adventures and I'm like, oh, this... How could they have like a bunch of toys from the 50s and I have a bunch of like shitty toys I got a McDonald's? I used to... Oh yeah. Wait what? I just played with my little matchbox cars and then I played with like my teenage moon ninja turtles

But Chris? Matchbox? Yeah. I don't recall. Chris you have a white selection of toys with you at the age of 24. They're not toys. Yeah, they're figurines. What age does the line blur between toys? They're not toys. They're fucking statues. But if you gave them to a five-year-old they'd be toys. No, they wouldn't. They would take it up a fucking... I would not give them to a five-year-old because they would break. He'd fucking smash it on the wooden floor. Okay, I would be the first to admit that I fucking think toys are cool, right? Yeah, toys are cool. No, but I'm just saying hypothetically, like, if a mom bought the same figurines that you have for a five-year-old... She wouldn't, though,

because they're like $100. Oh really? They choke on the hair pieces and fucking die. But the reason I brought up the topic is because I remember the day I stopped playing with it and it was a sad day because I used to play with toys like crazy Well, why did you put your foot down and be like I'm not playing with toys anymore? I'm a grown man I was fucking like 13 or 14 I fucking got home from the dentist and I was really pissed off because my mouth hurt and I went in I picked up my toy And I was like Yeah, my like my mouth like sagged down and I couldn't do it right and I got really like embarrassed and I never played with toys again I actually stopped playing with toys and then I started to smash my toys and then I started to smash my

my toys. I went through a phrase where I... I went through a phase where I started to get toys just to break them. I would never smash a toy. You go through weird phases. I can... I'm one of those people. And I went through weird phases where I had toys and then, you know, like, fucking stretch Armstrongs that are full

of, like, poisonous, like, liquids and shit. You used to put plasters on it when they cut and it don't work. Yeah. That was shit. I used to, like... I was like, oh, fucking you can't rip them. I would, like, jump on... I would, like, hang from, like, the side of my fucking stairs. Like, a... Like, I'm, like, climbing a mountain and they fucking rip and I fall on my back.

They're made it of fucking crap, dude. You guys have severe cases of the aughts. Oh. As they say. Listen, as the jocks have brought it out of the woodwork. Yeah, the new term is otts. Yeah, the jocks, the jocks, uh, they call you fucking tizzes. I don't know if they coined it.

No, they're, is this real? No, they pull, they pull your pants. The jocks, yeah, they say it. The jocks, when they got a hold of you, like, you know the odds is going. It's a nice odds. They'd empty your pockets. Give you a wedgie and give you a swirly and then call you an aughts. Yeah.

Fucking Otts. So you're calling me an Otts because I like toys? No, no, no, no. I'm calling both of you Otts because both of you have to... You said when I stopped playing with toys, well, I stopped playing with toys around, like, when I started to get into video games. Right. And... I've always been into...

Like, I got into toys video games at the same time. I had a Sega Genesis. It was around... It was a Mega Drive where I came from, though. I had, like, action figures. I stopped playing with actual, like, fucking toys, and I started collecting. like Marvel action figures and Dragon Ball Z action figures and I create stories with them that way Man, but I, all my fucking like shitty McDonald's toys and stuff, I got a goodwill, I fucking broke

your shit against the wall. How poor were you? I am, I was pretty poor. Whoa. Furious that I didn't get to play with Dragon Ball Wintersinger because I didn't even like Dragon Ball Wondersinger. I fucking, I got a Dragon Ball when it was 321 and then I bought a million statues and I'm like, I missed out on the coolest battles of my childhood.

I bought a fucking like, you, I was so obsessed with Dragon Ball Z at one of my point, I would just say, if it was Dragon Ball Z related, I would fucking have it. It doesn't matter. If it was like the, I had these like fucking glow in the dark gold Goku figurines that were like the shittiest plastic on earth. And looking at them alone would fucking smash them. And I bought them. And they were like $18. When I first saw Dragon Ball Z for the first time when it was like 21, I think, I was all I could think about was how I used to imagine my toys fighting in the exact same way to Goku. Yeah. I was like, how the fuck did I miss this? Yeah, like all the kids were doing the energy ball thing where they're like, oh, with their hands. No, but I used to literally have like Kinexmen and I'd like make him fly through the sky and fucking smash the shit out of each other in my mind

And then when I saw Dragon Ball for the first time I was like this is how I used to think when I was younger And the same with Final Fantasy advent children. I was like whoa, this is just how I used to imagine myself playing with toys I used to I came up a phase where I stopped kind of playing with toys and I started making my own characters And I fucking shit you not my original like Dragon Ball. Yeah my OC official fucking, I think I was like 12 or like 13 year old Dragon Ball Z characters were yellow and redder. Guess what color of their hair was?

Yellow. Red was red and yellow was yellow. His name was fucking yellow and redder. Did you come up with that yourself? And then and then after we got we got rid of those fucking characters because they were gay. They were really gay. Then we made Spence and Tekin. And Tekin, it was the same concept. Did you just see the Tekken game and say you're...

No! Teching the game, I've heard the name Tekken, I didn't even know it was a fighting game. I just thought the name was cool. And Spencer is a cool name, Spence. So it was like Spence and Tekken. Dude, Spence is like the name of fucking DeGrassey high school shit. And then we got rid of the name and then I made another character called, um, uh, like Guy and Usher.

This is before usher was a thing. What the fuck, boy? So before we start pulling out, before we start pulling out the stats. I had an overrexed of imagination. and severe aughts when I was a kid. Throwback in case you don't remember. That's like almost those gays, like when I played Furcadia when I was like 12, and I had a character on it called Shammie Red White.

Listen, that's red and white. Tell the Fercadia stories. That's fucking gay. You've never, okay. No, no, I know your Fercadia story is good, but I don't know if you told it on the podcast. Was it the, I was banned from the... Oh, Fercadia? Yeah.

Chris thought it was like, oh cool, it's like a little chat room. No, this is what happened, right? I met some chick on Fercadia. Really? Yeah. Did you fuck? We online dated. Ooh.

And then I lost my phone. I didn't talk to it for two months. Why are you guys... At that date, bro. Why do you guys question me when I talk about your aughts? Like, apparently... Okay, okay.

Forkadia. This is what Fercadia is. Ferry is an online chat room for furries where you play, you create your own antrimorphic... Antropamorphics. You make your own cat or your dog or you're dragging or whatever

and you walk around and you talk to her furries. But when I was like, I think probably less than 11? I went over to my friend says, and his brother was... playing furcadia and I was like what is that he was like yeah oh it's it's normal chat room and I was like whoa and then I went home and I didn't have internet until I was like 12 or 13 so when I got the internet I was like I get

forkadia and I and I downloaded it and then I installed forkadia and I'm now unknown to me I'm now a furry because I don't all I thought it was was cool cool you're officially talking to dogs and shit I was like this is imaginative so I walk around and people were like hey want to yiff and I'm like what the what the heck does that mean And they're like, oh, well, I'll show you what it means. And then they do the star, and it's like, Star, fucks you. Dude.

Whoa, you're yiffing me. Dude. But wait, wait, but this is where it all leads to, Corey. I want to hear the climax, but then I have stories. I had an infamous character called Bright Cloud, right? Bright Cloud. He was a white wolf. One time, I went on Furcadia, and I went into Yiffy High School.

I wanted to Yiffy High School. And I didn't... Yiffy High School. This was at the power... I didn't even know what Yiff Man at this point. I met at fucking, like, Yellow Grove Field. I didn't go to fucking Yiffie Highsilds. It was like, meet me at the township.

That's where we met up. Okay, yeah, listen. Wait, wait, wait, so you're saying, like, your experience. When I met her on Furcadia, because I met her from another furry site for Affinity, she was drawing, like, fat human girls and stuff. Yeah. But she was cool. And then we met, and it was like, when I'm, like, for, like, for Cadia.

But I went to like, yeah, like, Farrell Goads Fields, or it was like a quest area. Yeah. I didn't go to Yiff Central. Well, listen, I went to Yiffie High School, right? And, and. The very cool thing... The cool thing about Yiffy High School is that when you went through, they changed the graphics so that your little furies now have little balls and titties and stuff.

So I was like... I was like, holy fuck, dude! And then, um... Now, at this point, my little boy mind is running wild, and I'm like... So, like, this... I was still, like, unknown to what, like, role-playing and shit was. So this is a role-play-only place. Dude. So I went into a classroom, and I was like... Like, they made it so that they changed your lie-down animation to you holding your dick and your hands on your knees.

And I was like, what the fuck? And I started pressing... like, you know, full stop so that the animation changed because you're rotating. So he was like jerking off in the middle of class. No, no, I know, right? But I was just like a little kid and I was like, I'm like jerking off as a wolf.

It's sweet. Beta second life. I know, but then I went into all the classrooms. I was like, Bright Cloud fucks himself on the ground. And they're like, no, you can't only do that after class. And I was like, fuck you. And then they kicked me out. And then I started wandering around for Acadia.

And for some reason, he became, like, that character of Bright Cloud was like infamous for a few days because I was like, seeing all these other characters. It was like a guy who was like, you know, I'm the job giver. I'll find anyone a job. And I was like, can you find me a job? I'm just like, I'm not giving you a job, bright cloud. I heard what you did, if you high school.

I was just like, what the fuck? How did people even know that? Dude, that culture, like the whole role playing culture, yeah. Culture is like, it's crazy. Yeah. Like, before all this stuff, I was in like second life because I always liked the idea of simulator games.

Yeah. It is like a guilty pleasure, but I do enjoy simulator games. And I was like, oh, second life. That's a similar game. It's not. I had no idea it was like this like fucking fur-fest shit. It's fucking creepy. Like I met, I apparently without my knowledge, I, my, I had a fucking, a dragonist with two dicks.

And she was my wife, apparently. Completely against my own will. Wait, wait, it has more dicks than you and it's still your wife? It was a dragonist with two dicks. And then she, I fucking, I met her on, I meant her on MSN Messenger, you know, back then, the good shit. and then she had a fucking picture of like a white cat around her shoulder and she looked like one of those crazy cat ladies

with hairstyle from the 80s like she looks like she had like she just looked like something straight out of a fucking movie stereotype and then she was like hey baby and I immediately signed off I was so I was only like fucking like 16 so I didn't know what to think

that culture yet and second life like I know now it's even more creepy like they can talk and shit back then you could only type oh yeah Chris and I recently went back to second life and Chris walked into a church Yeah. And we heard this guy giving a sermon and he was just like,

The Lord be with you. And we were like, oh, it's weird that they're just playing this clip here. And then Chris just goes in and goes, hello! And then the guy stopped talking. Yeah, he stopped talking. I was like, wait a second. He's really doing a thing. And then I was like, and then I had my mixer connected to my PC and there was like reverb effects on it. So I turned on the church reverb and I was like, and they were like, could you stop please? We're trying to give a sermon.

Take a seat. Take a seat. And I sat on a guy. guy's lap. Yeah, take another seat. And it's like, no. And then Chris got kicked out. We haven't actually all in video somewhere. I was going to get into the thing.

So I was in a situation. This is where I stopped playing second life. Like, I don't remember my old account, and I think they closed it after like fucking years of not playing it. I went on it. I had an account and I went into like some fucking maze forest in the sky because they like create temples in the sky and shit. And it was a fucking like role playing sex room that you cannot leave.

Whoa. If they, they put your name in. and you can't go anywhere else. That's so much to fucking take in. You can't. No, listen. A maze? You can't leave the area if they make you their slave.

So I couldn't fucking leave. And so what ended up happening was, I was trapped. Some guy claimed me, and he was like, like, he was trying to get me to, like, suck his dick. And I was just running around the maze. I was looking at all these guys getting blown in gimp outfits. And then, fucking, dude. And then I, a friend of mine came.

who like made codes and like for shit and he came in and he spawned like all these like loud noises and he crashed the fucking dude i forgot about that can i tell you something happened to me yeah yeah and he like pushed everyone into corners so the fucking thing like expanded and broke out and i got shoved out and the fucking server like died oh my dude what i was uh i was doing the same shit as before i was walking around talking to people just being like hey faggot and then it'd be like you better step back or like i'm the mod of this area and i can do fucked up shit to you And I was like, you approve it. And then they fucking, they made it so, they coded it so that when they press a button,

they start flying at you and knocking you all over the place. And, like, you hear, like, these creepy, like, noises every time they hit off you, like, really shitty waves. But then they did another thing where it was, like, they press a button. And then all these, like, really shitty JPEGs of, like, poo, like, a stream of it starts, like coming out of the sky and flying towards your character and starts going like, p, p, p, and, like, it won't stop. They pretty much shame you They're like yeah you're the poo stream now

It's so weird And did you feel ashamed Was you run out crying? I was totally confused The sound that was playing Was like It was like screaming It was the ISIS dude

I just remember kind of like second life To a point where I I did it But then like my computer was already really shitty back then Because I think I had like a gigabyte of fucking RAM And second life was horror with memory and it was like you come in I have like the lowest quality settings anyways and it's still like a fucking Microsoft like slide show yeah and so it's

still like an unbearable mess and yet I still tried to experience it and still because it was like it was like fun it was like I like the simulators but do people actually pay like tons of fucking money to own a house yeah I know and they freak out when you go on their property they pay rent like yeah they pay rent that was another thing that's why it's so fun to go on their property and piss them up yeah when I was I was on second life like a few months ago and I accidentally went into a room where it was like these five walls and each wall was like by this house and I was like where the fuck am I I pressed tea or why or whatever was like is anyone here and someone was like yes I'm the real estate agent

I was like do you like talking and she was like yes and she came over and she was just like would you like to buy a house and I was just like yes she was like how much are you willing to spend and I was like nothing like and she was like well you can't do that you got to spend real money and like they pretty much make you spend like like what is it like 50 It's almost like real rent almost. That's why I heard it was actual real rent, like 400 a month or some shit. Yeah, and it was... Yeah, it's real rent. I couldn't believe it. I was like, are you fucking kidding? I swear to fucking go.

She has an actual job from doing that. I know. I was doing the same thing. Like, I was like, you know, I want to buy my own server and have, like, land and stuff because I want to enjoy the second life experience. And buying, like, fucking second life cash-ish is, like, the most bullshit stuff ever. There's, like, old fat dying ladies with diabetes who do this for a little... Like, that's all that they can do.

That's their only life. like bit of life that they're like wow I'm fulfilled now but I don't understand how like people pay real rent have time to pay second life all the fucking time and pay he's disgusting dying corpse ladies it's like that social welfare you know it's money you know that makes sense

there was that fucking like game on Steam I think where people were paying like upwards like 50 grand to own an actual fucking spaceship oh that's Eve yeah yeah and then people would come in and fucking demolish it and like destroy their 50,000 dollars and stuff it's so mean but why would you I mean like realistically

why the fuck would you actually spend So you get the best spaceship in the world? Yeah, but it's like if griefing is an actual probability Yeah What the fuck is wrong with you? You're in space

Anything can fucking happen I almost feel like though That's half the fucking thrill It's like I spent all my money on this This is real This is real work that I can That could have went to a fucking house That could have went to your own goddamn yacht

But no you bought a fucking fake spaceship For the experience Yeah, about a few polygons To have some fucking Minecraft Reddit assholes come in and fucking write faggot all over your shit and destroy your building in two seconds. I feel like those people that I don't they don't spend like 50 grand at once. They must be like micro transactions over one time.

No yeah yeah yeah like it's like a hundred dollars for like a fucking coat paint. Dude you kind of deserve it but also you can't blame them because like when me and I'll play like Daisy when you spend like an hour getting your shit then there's an actual real thrill of losing it and like I can't lose this. You have motivation to stay life. Imagine how those guys feel. They probably kill themselves. Yeah.

In drones. Like they all line up. up on a fucking wall. On a cliff. And the cliff and they like lemmings, they just walk off. They fucking like read off. I was saying that there was one of those ships recently that got blown up and the people who blew it up didn't even do it for any reason.

They just did it because they saw a ship and were like, fuck that ship. Exactly. Anyone can come in and just be an asshole and just grief. It's funny. That is a terrible game concept. You don't want that. That's bullshit. Yeah, but the owners of the game are like rolling and dash.

There's like, there's a lot of SoundCloud files of like, I don't think they're called Gildes in that game but they're like there are like Skype conversations of people like talk to each other after these like ships explode and shit and they're fucking screaming at each other I mean you would have to be furious as you basically invested like a good 12 years of your life into a fucking shit basically but these guys are like at each other's throat just like that was your fault you fucking I think that game actually nearly is 10 years old is it yeah and there's people who were around from the start I wouldn't doubt it

that there would be some fucking heads getting knocked over. Oh, man. After, if, like, you knew where someone lived that grieved your house after destroying your official internet spaceship, you better fucking take your life and leave country. They already have nothing left. If they risk their life on fucking 50 grand, do you really think they give a shit, like, about their own life?

No, man, they're bathing in their own filth. No doubt about it. Yeah. I mean, I don't mean to talk shit about anyone that spent, like, 20 grand for something. But it's just like, come on. I do. You're fucking stupid. That's fucking insane. It's silly.

That's silly. No, well, whatever makes them happy. That's what, that's... Well, like, there are people who said... Yeah, happy until you get an opportunity where you get fucked. You could say that about anything. It's like, oh, yeah, well, I spent, like, in my lifetime, like, $4 million on beer, and I didn't even realize it. There's, like, people spend money on shit that makes them happen.

Yeah, but it's, like, marginal. But if you spend, like, 50... Because this game came out not too long ago. Yeah. So it's, it would have to be recent. You would have had to invest within the last few years. That's true. You would have had to like, oh, I was going to college at one point, but I'm just going to blow it on this fucking remake of a Star Trek ship and then some asshole comes in and blows it up.

Corey, here's a good topic. Okay. You recently went back to Missouri or misery, as you like to call it. Yeah, misery, yeah. Do you have any stories? Corey's from Ferguson, Missouri. It's, I actually was there because it's in St. Louis. Oh, really?

Yeah. St. Louis? But there was nothing happening because it was fucking like zero below outside. But yeah, I went back to Missouri to see my old folks. And it's so weird to come back because it's been like two years since I've seen my family. And it's just like you remember, like, you know, like restaurants you go to that you thought were good restaurants. But then you go back there from like being in Philly and you go back and you're just like, no, this is a fucking stank shit hole. And you don't enjoy it.

You feel out of place as fuck. And then there's all these like crazy water people around you. Wait, wait, what does that? Water people. Wait, wait, wait. It's a term my family made. But you just expected everybody else to know what that means? Everyone knows what I'm talking about.

Oh. Okay. Sounds like creepy swamp monsters. Yeah. Alright, listen. People. Studio audience. Water people. Water people is a term that my family made.

My mom believes that the crazy omiba water people in our area were created because they drank the water of the place that we live in. What are talking about? The water is tanked. The crazy amoeba water people? This is what my mom. We haven't drank. We only use the water to bathe and to wash shit in, but we don't drink it because, like, it fucking

like festers in your body and changes you into water people. And basically what a water person is is it's, you know that picture of that guy who's like chin is in his mouth and he looks like Popeye? Yeah, that old guy is like that old fuck that's eating his mouth. Yeah, he's like our hair. That's what the water people look like. They're like these gross, like redneck old people that can't talk

They're like, rush down, made no rain. So it's kind of like the guy from King of the Hill. Oh, that guy. But there's all variants of them. So there's like, there's children water people and fucking animal water people. Like, there's all different. Animal water people. Can you like see a water person and be like, yeah, that's a water person?

Yeah, you can pick him out. You can pick out a normal guy over there and a water person. How, though? Because they walk weird, they sound weird, they look weird. Like, tell me. And they fucking try to get bargains on everything. They'll walk into a fucking antique store. They'll go to a China that's.

worth like $5,000, it'll be like, I'll give me five, blah, right. Wait, so the amoeba's in the water. They go, they go into their brain. Not the amoebas, they're anemba people. Quit being insensitive. No, wait, the amoebas, the amoeba's going to their brain and they... Wait, wait, they go into the part of their brain where they're... The fucking amoeba is not a virus.

They are the amoeba people. They're morphing before your very eyes. Oh, so they are the amoebas. They're the prosodification of an amoeba. That's even weirder. They're fucking water people. Are you saying that like an amoeba, like, infected their brain? and like, no, no, he's saying that

a little amoeba grew up to be a... No, I'm not fucking saying that. I'm saying they drank tainted water and became water people. That's what I just said. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. But it's not it's not an infectious amoeba that it's, this isn't the fucking Powerpuff girls. But what is it?

It changes them to bargain. What are you talking about that? Corey talk. I'm talking about how you can pinpoint. It's going to be more nonsense. Specifically, tell me all the things you would see in an amoeba person that will make you say Water person? The official water person? He'll try to find fucking bargains

on everything! Okay, but that's what he does. The shirt on your back. He looks like the old guy is eating his mouth. Okay, what is their skin like? It's fucking pasty, white, and full of nonsense.

Like this shit. Full of nonsense. What are the hair like? This falling out, the losing hair. Oh, like Golm? Yeah, like variations of them. What are the fingernails like? Long and gray.

What are their eyes like? Like fucking yellow. Their teeth? Yellow. Their ears. A brown. Wait, Corey,

you're making this. You're a liar. No, I'm not. Is he Fred Friar? I don't. Listen, the water people are like fucking vampires.

They change form. They change form into different forms. The fucking water people can look like a human being but change before your very eyes. They come in all shades and forth. There's levels of water people. Like what?

It depends how long you've been drinking water. There's level fucking. three water people in this level one water people. So you're saying, if I go to Missouri and I drink your water, I will turn into a water person. It takes about a year and a half to become a water person. What will happen to me? You will become stupider. It kills your brain cells faster than beer.

It does affect your brain cells. It kills your brain faster than beer. There's some chemicals in our water that literally is, it's like some shit straight out of Stephen King. I'm not even fucking joking. If I was a water person, would you still be my friend? Yes. And what percentage of Missouians? Because I would get, I would find you the best bargains that you'd you would be happy with Chris.

Okay. You go in a store and I get a shirt off someone's back. So when someone's in the store and they're like, oh, here's a fucking water person again. Then they come up and they're like, oh yeah, five bucks or whatever. So is that what happens? No, everyone's a water person except for like the people who aren't. Are your parents water people? No, we don't drink the water.

We buy water bottles. But how did your parents have the like foresight to see that? Because my mom and my dad, they're like, what do you call those people who like worry about the apocalypse? Conspiracy theorists. Well, yeah, that. But like, they're like worried about the apocalypse. I don't know, truthers. Not fucking truthers.

They're the guys who like living in the mountains. Basically, my family has prepared for the Y2K. Okay, that makes sense. Because that happened 15 years ago. Yeah, like they fucking have like chili and all this stuff backed up for years. Like we have baked beans that can last us a lifetime in the fucking basement. And upstairs in the attic, we have so much food in Tupperware and shit in case some... Because my parents are like that.

That's how they are. I think more likely that there's something in your baked beans that made you guys like this. Instead of the water... I'm not I ain't no filthy fucking water person Looking look into my eyes my face cool your eyes are dead can't be able serious Well wait so if I became a water person what would be the first signs you you would Your ears would start brownish would be a thing of the past I'm so the yeah slurs you would have sim English sim talk you would sim talk

You let's sit deep oh yeah Yeah yeah But it would be more broken and you would have be more hickish more Broken and hickish. So like, ah, blah, blab-blab-a-blab-A. Yes. Whoa. Yeah.

Cory actually had PTSD there when he did that. It was like, holy fuck. What, I'm telling you. It seems like a fucking fabled Zach story. But this is not what you think. This is truly true of all true things. The water people of Missouri. There are water people of Missouri in our area.

And like, it's scary because they come in all shapes and sizes. Where do they sleep? They're just families. They live in fucking, like, dirty, houses and stuff. Broken houses. They go to the same bar that's been there for 40 years and it's just fucking scary. Wait, but this only happened

in the last year and a half, right? No. No, it's been happening. We haven't drank the water in 14 years. Oh shit. I'm 100% serious. Do animals? We... Even when we shower, we like spit it out. We don't drink the water. Well, why would you drink the water when you shower? Like,

if it goes in your mouth, we spit it out immediately. We don't even attempt to drink it. If you like, if we're brushing our teeth, we spit it out immediately. if like the only time we just wash dishes with it we only use water to clean because we're like my parents and stuff are terrified that me myself I don't like drinking fucking faucet water because especially when we used to

open the water yellow shit used to come out ew so I hate yellow because I'm aughts the go for it so basically I went back and it visited like and it was just it was worse like I swear to God they must have had like a water party because there were so many more water people

And it's terrifying too Because it's like that's the place I used to live And all my high school friends left And all that was left It's just like these crazy like homeless people Trying to get bargains on stuff that was already broken So what if there's like a wet t-shirt contest Like would their tithes go all gray and like fall out?

You don't want to see water people bodies Why not? Because they don't have bodies What do they have? They change before your very eyes What do they just You know the truffle shuffle? It's like that constantly

They're all doing it or they all have it? Their body's always fucking truffle shovel. Okay. Like, even when they're standing still, they just go... So when they walk from place to place for truffle shuffling? Like... Yeah. No, it's true.

Okay. That's the only thing I don't like about going back is seeing all this. That's a pretty major thing. It is scary, but it's like I wanted to see my family. Are they self-aware? Like, do they know their water people? My, I mean, my parents are naturally, like, worried about stuff. Like, it's funny, too, because my mom has all these theories.

even though she doesn't like understand how internet's work. But she like, I love my mom and everything. But sometimes I think my mom's a little too paranoid and a little fucking listening to too many water people on her downtime. Because they're like talking about my mom thinks there's this camp that has like these fucking like plastic coffins. There's like thousands of them that are just there. They're just bare camps that have coffins. And I'm like, what are you talking about? And then she like told me this story.

She showed me something once. And I'm like, mom, that's insane. Somebody would fucking find out about this. This is the age of technology. There wouldn't be a camp with only plastic things. She believes the government's in on everything. And it's just like, oh, my God. Why would they only have plastic?

What's about that? I don't know. What's about that? She's just like, oh, there's plastic coffins. It's like, maybe they're carrying stuff inside the plastic coffins. She's like, no, they're empty. She just, like, it's just the people in her town. She talks about how, like, she, there's, like, she said something like these people,

the government, like, captured, like, a, few people in town and filled them with something and brought them back to like get sign waves and like read things. This sounds like Looney Tunes, but I'm telling you it's fucking true. Oh, it's interesting. It's just insane. What else does she believe in? She believes in everything. Anything the government's ever done, she thinks the government did.

Like, KempTrow's all that shit. It's like the government did it. The government put stuff. That's my mom. Kemptrails is such a weird conspiracy. It's like I love my mom, but I hate the whole theories of government shit. It's like, you know, mom, the fucking dollar is going to drop. a penny. You don't have to worry about Y2K anytime soon.

Dude, Y2K happened. Okay, what? When 9-11 happened, my mom and dad thought that World War III was happening. Yeah, me too. I remember... They bought a bunch of like cocoanoodles and shit. That's what my parents do normally. They say, they tell me, that's like, Cord, you have preparation.

Do you have lamp oil? Do you have... Well, that's kind of like sweet in some weird conspiracy way. Yeah, but I'm like, Ma, I'm a fucking 24-year-old idiot who can barely afford living. barely afford living, why the fuck would I waste money on lamp oil? She's like, fair enough. Well, once the water people come to power, you're going to need that. Listen, the fucking water people don't leave misery.

They fucking stay there. If I went on Google and typed in misery water people, would I find the water people? You would find the official water people. I don't know if that's, that might be a colloquial term. My family gave them. Maybe it's like a scientific term for it, but they're officially called water people. Wow. And they harbor in Missouri.

Missouri. The water people. That... It's scary. There used to be like, like water... People that lived in our woods. There was like fucking mattresses with bloodstains and shit in our woods. I'm not even joking. 100% serious. This is a really good idea for a movie almost. It's scary. It's like... It's kind of cute because what I kind of think is there's like a lot of like drugs and stuff going on.

The water people is the way that your parents said, you know, just to try to protect you from like... Like the amount of like drugs and like... No, my mom... Addict and shit. My mom knows about it's kind of adorable. What? I'm hip. I know drugs.

I think it's more likely than the water people. You know, but wait, that's just me. Listen, Nile, I've smoked the weeds. I've done the D's. Oh, man.

XTDs? We've done the XDs and the fucking double Ds and the ecstasides. I wanted to talk about toys again. I remember... I wanted to talk about that, too. Go, go, go. Last time I watched TV,

I was watching Cartyceesies. Yeah. I was watching Cartoon Network and it was just like all the fucking commercials for the toys were just Yeah new action bug lights up and kids are like whoa lights up And it's like rolling down the wall lighting up and the next toy is like new glow rings and it's just like shit glowing It's like it's like do fucking people care about glowing toys now? Listen, this is something I've always wanted to talk about right? Yeah, I'm very passionate about toys because I used to be the Let me hear it I used to be the toy boy of the century Tell me something I was the toy master

Okay. Did you play with yo-yo's? I'm not talking about fucking gimmick toys. I'm talking about fucking action figures, right? Action figures. No, listen, this is important, right? What you just said

reminded me of toys I used to get when I was doing where it's like, yeah, push a button and their arms fly out. I just be like, I don't fucking care, okay? All I want is a plastic toy with no stupid electronics that will break in my bathtub when I'm playing swimming. Oh yeah. Or no fucking stupid gimmicks like their arms fly out.

I fucking hate that. All I want is a toy with good articulation. Not too much articulation. This is so funny. Do you know when you get a fucking like Lego thing when you paid for when you kid, pay $40 for one fucking thing? Like, oh, the ball rolls down the hill. You're gonna do that once if you're tired of it. And the kids are like,

they like roll it down. They're like, they're like fucking freaking out. I never got, I never got those Legos where you have to buy it for specific reasons. Like here's a Star Trek ship. It's like, I got a fucking Indiana Jones. It took me like two days to set up because there was a hundred fucking parts and then

oh oh it's a trap door and Indiana Jones fell into a fucking hole Yeah I don't get it right I don't fucking get this listen to here now right this is very I listen Chris is very passionate This is important I used to get toys all the time when I was younger right which is very like oh white person problem but I can't I don't get why fucking toy creators design toys so poorly for kids with one fucking give right They're like oh yeah this is a toy where you set up a loop-de-loop for a car and the car does the loop the loop and drives off right? Yeah yeah that's cool once kids aren't that stupid you're I mean you might explain and start like putting your fucking thing at the edge of a cliff and like watch it fly off.

It's way more fun to have a toy and you make your own creations with it. Like, like, and I can't stand toys. I had a fucking Ash Ketchum, right? I was, I love Pokemon, right? I got an ass catching toy for my mom for Christmas. All he does is he stands there with one hand down to his side, his both feet on the ground, and one hand next to him with a polka ball in it, and you can't bend his arms or legs. So it's like, how am I supposed to play with this fucking stiff piece of shit? Like what? He fucking walks like a fucking statue, like, dun, do, do, do, do. Speaking of a disappointing presence, Like we did last week,

Corey didn't get to say what his this point. Oh yeah, you assholes, you did a fucking Christmas special and let me tell you something. This is where we're doing.

I was missing too. I understand. And me and Chris, we're talking about the worst fucking gifts ever that we got for Christmas. I got your motherfuckers beat left and right.

There was a point. I guess I can get into this. Preach it, bro. But it's like, so you know when you want, there's like one thing you want as a kid. I'm like, I want a computer.

I know what's, going to be expensive, but this is all I want. This is the only thing I want for Christmas. And for next Christmas and last Christmas and all the Christmas ever, I want a computer. I don't care if it's a laptop. I just want a computer. And my dad was like, okay, you know what my fucking dad get me, got me instead of that? Like, you know, I understand giving and stuff.

He got me something on the fucking North Pole side of things of what I've wanted. He got me a fucking metal detector. Oh, what a dick. And he was like, it's like, you can create your own adventures. He was trying to like play it off. He was trying to like make it this wind. musical toy and it was the most confusing fucking loud ear-piercing thing I've ever heard in my life because when it goes next to a metal it's like be be it dee and so so it broke obviously because

I didn't understand how to use it and one day I was asleep and it just went my dad came in and he fucking picked it up slipped it on the ground right fucking broke it dad dude I hate your dad dad I don't even know what he looks like he fucking smashed it like three times he's and he's like villain. He's not the worst thing he's ever done to be a little bit more. And then he left the next morning he was like, I did that, I didn't even know I did that. He was just so used to fucking... Your dad is such a like badly written villain character.

He's just over the top evil. He got me a metal detector and this is the best part, okay? You want to know the best part about him getting a metal detector? Yeah, yeah. My dad is the kind of person who goes to fucking yard sales and junkyards and he fucking gets wood with the nails inside of it. And he fucking takes it and he'll like, have me pull the nails out of the fucking board for like a nickel or a penny. And then he,

it's spread all over the ground. So he spills metal and there's fucking metal everywhere all over our property. And it's like a junkyard. And then he gives me a fuck a metal detector. And it's like, it's having a field day the second I go outside. It's just, e,

so I can never find money to begin with. So I'm already pissed off that I got that. Do you not take it to a park or somewhere that's not your nail filled the garden? So the next gift he got me and I shit you not. this is the actual he actually okay so he we went on a hike for two hours two hours

and then he was talking about his dad or something in the past and then we came to a giant fucking tractor tire it was like fucking huge it was like three of me stacked on me

and he's like here's your Christmas present and I looked at him I was tired and exhausted and hot and sweaty and I had like 40 different ticks on my leg and I was just like

I'm like okay and then I walked home It's like maybe someday you can have two giant tractor tires. And then you can put a tractor together. And then he told me later that the reason why he did that was because he wanted to get closer. And I'm like, why didn't you just fucking talk to me? Why did you force me to go on a hike and then ground me because I walked home alone? Wait, so, no, I'm very confused.

He brought you up a hill on a hike to give you a huge tire. Is this true? It was a, yeah. He gave you a tire. Yeah, a tire I couldn't move because it's a fucking 100 foot tire. Why would he give you that? Because he's weird! What was his logic?

To get to know me better. Why would he give you a giant tire? To get to know you better. Because he's insane. Your dad is a fucking idiot, Corey. I don't know if this is you the way you perceive it. This is true. Yeah, that's a good point.

Maybe you're just a fucking idiotic, Corey. I don't know. No, how? I don't know how I could perceive something of me hiking. How can I forget something? No, because you've got... Maybe on the other side of the tire that was like a bag of gold or something.

Yeah, like, maybe you're... Your dad was pointing at like I circled the dad. I was pointing at a new like electric guitar or something I thought there was a joke I circled around it and I'm like what is this and he told me it was a tire And then he maybe he got you a tire like clothes and you you were like maybe you were supposed to get into tire and roll down the hill and get your real present It was it was there for like 40 fucking ever it was just sitting there was an old tire Yeah it was rusty old and shitty what the hell what's wrong with him? I don't know That was years ago you should have been like dad I'm tired of this and walked away You would have laughed then I would have got a raise. No, but what happened was eventually just came to a point where

He just didn't get me what I wanted. He got me what I wanted for my birthday Yeah, I got a GameCube a PlayStation 2 and not a computer. I never got a fucking computer I got a shitty hand-me-down Mac computer and then I got a computer that was fucking shit and I just went to my mom's house and didn't use that computer and eventually got it This is the last thing I want to say about toys. Okay, you know what breaks my fucking heart? What? When I was a little wee babba A baby A little wee child with a fat tit All I ever thought

All I ever wanted right was like Toys of like cloud stripe I know I'm a faggot right that's obviously gay But all I wanted was fucking Mario Action figures and Sonic All I wanted was Mario Sonic It's all you want You just want Master Chief that's like

Welcome to the autism episode Shut up no All we need look all I wanted Corey Was toys of these beloved video game characters And we never seem to get them And then now you go into a target They've got toys of all these. That's all they fucking have.

I know. It's not fair! Oh, I get to play with my favorite fucking Finding Nemo toy. I don't give a fuck. Why didn't they do this when we were younger? All I wanted was these fucking toys. Yeah, now there's... I had to use a fucking connects, man, and fucking imagine, like...

I understand. Characters onto me. I understand. And it's like only... And if you ever did get a toy, it was like a Lego's variation of it or something. No, they didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't.

That's true. I went to the store and I was like, why the fuck is... There are no master chiefs here, or Sammas' is, or anything. It's bullshit. Samus toys are cool. I bet it's like one toys I stand behind. I didn't get fucking anything. And when I finally did get something.

I swear, it was like a few years after I stopped playing with toys when they started making that. It's so fucking, fucking fucking fucking. That's all it now. I mean, because it's like, can't think of it now. All kids care about is fucking video games. All I ever did when I was younger was play with toys. This is a new generation. It's a huge part of my life.

It was probably half my life. So far. You know what I can never figure out? How to do Transformers? I don't, yeah, I don't like Transformer toys. You aren't the kind of Rubik's Cube children. You were like more than like... No, listen, you shit.

I couldn't figure it out. Every time I could figure it out, it was just boring. I would have like a shitty, like, a shitty Transformers toy, and I couldn't figure this motherfucker out. He had like flaps and like wing and like holsters, and I'm like, what the hell? I don't put it together. But the thing is, like, when you're done like transforming them, like, you know in the movies it's like...

Or in the show, it's like, and you're like, well, that was quick, but when you're actually doing it, it takes like... 10 minutes and then when you're done yeah you can't really play with it because they're so delicate it's like if I bend his arm too fast it's gonna fucking fly off it's like bionics do you remember bionicle they were sweet bionicle they were a huge part of they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were show and I got I got a CD once what I will say one thing a bionicle CD game I have my cereal box and my honeycomb cereal box they were doing tiny discs

in my honeycomb cereal box yeah and you can watch videos of them yeah picking rocks against Or you can play like a fucking terrible computer game with one mini game. No. It was so fun. But the thing is, about Bionicle, right? They were so cool, right? They were awesome. But then when you see the movie, they like really Americanized the whole culture of Bionicle.

It was like, they have these little movie mess. Like, whoa, dude. And they're like surfing on lava. It's like, that's not what I thought it'd sound like. I thought he'd be like a fucking tribal warrior. Yeah, he's like, ooh. The wind is in the north. Yeah.

But they're all like, come on, man. Let's go. Come on, Ty. You're like, fuck you. Because it got to relate to, like, the fucking teenage union turtles and all those other quarrels. And another thing about Bonicles, it ruined, like, some of my childhood. Bonicles? Not really, though.

Like, it ruined, like, a month of my childhood. Because when I was younger, my mom and dad would only buy me games, like, every, like, month or two or three. Did you get allowance? No. Really? Yeah, not until I was, like, 15. I got an allowance. Yeah.

My dad didn't give me allowance. He believed money has earned through working, which is reasonable. I think I used to get $10 a week. My mom gave me $20. I never got it. Really? No My mom gave me $20 a week when I was a kid. But wait. This is the last thing I will say by Bonica. When I was a kid. Yeah, well I never I didn't do anything to do when I was a kid. When I was a kid. You got a little lowness kid. I got a kid, you know what I used to do a You'll waste at all. I am not I don't have the stamina of such and I could never do such nonsense anymore because a I can't eat candy anymore. I had a paper route so I know and you not fat I had I don't have the stamina of such I could never do such nonsense anymore because a I can't eat candy anymore. I had a paper route so I That's where I got my money from.

Did you? Yeah. I used to go around being a little paper boy. And my mom did, in fairness, fucking help me with all those papers. Like, she'd do half of them. Really? Yeah. Yeah, my mom, she would give me allowance and my sister and everyone. She would spend so much money.

And then one day she came to me crying, so I can't give you any more money. And I'm like, stop giving me money. I don't care. Because I was like, I told her, she would be like, I need to give you allowance. And I'm like, mom, I'm an adult. I don't want money anymore. Because I felt weird getting money at, like, she was giving me money around the age of, like, 16 or 17. Yeah.

And I felt like that's a little uncomfortable. Like, that's a point where you should be earning your money not getting it. That's a good mentality to have. Yeah. But I just felt weird. And then she's like, I don't want my mom fucking, like, losing money and shit over me just to waste my money on it. Because I used to save my money and then blow it on the stupidest shit. I would be like, oh, new Bionicles, better spend $15 for that.

I could have fucking saved it for some giant Lego set that I'd probably play with. I used to just buy Pokemon cards all the time. Oh, man. I only had a few of those. I missed out on the Pokemon. cards. I was one of those kids with the folders of the football. I thought the fucking cards were a total waste of money at the time. No, I

loved them. I was a little kid too. I knew better than you know. Well You play with Bionicles you. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Bionicles was the coolest fucking thing. Speaking of it. In seventh grade, you Oh, you want to know something? Wait, wait, no, I'm not done yet. I had to tell you something. I'm almost done, right?

Corey, put it in your pocket. Yeah, put it in your pocket. We'll save it, right? There's a whole in the bucket. In the bucket. Dear Lime, yeah. in the bucket, Deliza, the hole in the bucket. Then men... Wait, wait.

But you know when you're younger. How do you know that? Because I had a Disney version of it. Wait, but no. We probably sound like psychos, but how do you know that fucking song? Because I had a CD... My dad used to play that in the car every time we fake went to church.

You know when you're younger and it's like whenever you get a game, it's like a big deal because you don't get a game every week because they're expensive. Yeah. My fucking game of the week. week was, or not the week, my game of like, my game of the, like, three or four months was fucking Bionicle on PS2, did you ever

Oh my God, no! It's the worst game ever. It was No, like, look up at gameplay on YouTube, it was the fucking worst. Robot Warriors was the worst. It was so bad, guess what it did? What? You know what music like loops in the background in a game? This game was so lazy that the music plays like an MP3, then it fades out, and then it starts

again. And it was the worst fucking music ever. It was the worst game ever. It didn't even loop. It made me sick. Corey, so your dad fake went to church. You just kind of skimmed over that. Yeah. Where did you go instead? I told you my dad, the only, I was brought up to think that the only reason my dad would go to church was to Mac or look good.

To what? To Mac? To Mac. Is this a water people thing? No, Mac. Hit on girls. Oh, okay. Is this, did your dad come up with that turn?

Like, always sunny. Macing. Wait. Mac and cheese? What are you talking about? What's that? This is. This is a hip term for hitting on girls.

This is a shit term. Macing. It's like Macing. It's like, hey lady, nice bloomers. That's what you say. Nice bloomers. So your dad will go to church and say nice bloomers. The dad would go to church, pull fucking old ladies trousers down and check out the

fucking bloomer's. And then you wait, blooms are in the trousers. And then he would play, there's a hole in the bucket dear Liza on the way back. Every state of fucking time. So we pointed their butt hole and start going, there's a hole in. No. So what you're saying is your dad drives to church. He says, hey baby, not as bloomer.

Then it goes, there's a hole in my bucket and drives away. What? I never fucking said such a nonsense. And then he'd take it to the fucking tire farm. That's a shitty movie moment. You guys are creating, like, this is like a psycho who fucking comes up. It's just murder his whole family. That's like, that's like when a fucking black guy jumps with his car is like, you, fuck you.

And it goes, boom, do you. No, the hole in my bucket. and what was it Raffy? Yeah, Raffy. Was Raffy? Was Raffy was this pervert who used to sing kid's songs on the CDs? He's really a pervert.

Yeah. I fucking love Raffy. He used to sing that song and he was like, what's that baby? He would play octopus under little kid's laps. Oh. That hand gesture was disgustingly creepy.

What is the hell? Played an octopus. He'd play octopus. Stop doing that hand. Oh god Oh shit Fuck, you're a pervert, Corey I have no such word

I can prove it I can't too But anyways What were we talking about before this shit Okay your dad go pointing up bloomers No I made that up My dad would not fucking molest old ladies At church

Were they water people? You wouldn't molest old water ladies either Well does it matter like There wasn't fucking a bebeble water ladies, old ladies, old shattles, fucking at church. Corey, your fucking vocabulary is amazing. I don't know what- I'm telling you though, my dad would drive Rafi singing,

there's a hole in my bucket to church, and I used to sing it with him because it was a good song. It is catchy, I'll give you that. Yeah, there's a hole in my bucket, dear lies. I had the, actually, it doesn't matter, no one cares, but it was like a Disney version and they were singing like, no one cares. No, I care.

They're singing about like, goofy. I was like, they mend it, dear goofy. I don't know, I don't care. Yeah, that was it. I don't... So I only know that version. What's the... There was a...

Raffee wasn't the only one who had these, like, fucking nursery rhymes songs. No, no, a lot of them went in on that game. Oh man, YouTube is the best nursery rhymes. Yeah, para gritty. Eating sugar? No papa. Filling the life?

I fucking hate that. You guys told me... Yeah, that freaks at Corey out, actually. It is freaking me out. It's annoying. Cory left the room once with me. It's annoying. There's like a hundred different variants of the same thing.

They're all made, by fucking scary desert towns and Iraq. Terrible fucking Indonesian idiots trying to animate with their fucking finger paint. They're all so definitely made by like, do you think that's how like... Creep people in those lens? Think that's how like they indoctrinate the children. They're like, they all sing it. There is like videos of like a guy just as Mickey Mouse being like,

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And he crawls into her sock and he's like, don't crush me. Green spoon. That was a really accurate. Don't crush me. That's like that was his acting in it. He's like he has his green screen like latching on to her fucking boils and like He's hanging off wait wait these people don't understand let them watch it okay all right tiny husband watch tiny husband actually I think his channel's tiny husband too and 9a Central We'll post them all in the end of the description so We'll post anything disgusting we find Okay, next topic. I don't know what we're fucking talking about to be completely honest next topic

Um Hmm You know what I don't understand? What? I really don't understand this when you were a kid is how you could watch the same movie over and over and over I was thinking about that recently you know like I watched oh yeah I watched fucking Aladdin like I was just thinking of Aladdin Like no other motherfucker. I watched Aladdin so much It's such a little boy movie I've seen a lot and then and I played the games

I played the fucking game so many times for the Sega yeah holy shit I played that and Lion King like retarded amounts of time Yeah, I watched fucking Lion King retarded a amount of time yeah I watched fucking Lion King retarded a Yeah, me too. There's just something about old Disney movies you can just walk and watch and I watch fucking Shrek one Enjoy them every single time as well. Yeah, I watch I could still watch hunchback all the way through to this day like over and over because of how interesting it is yeah I watched Shrek so much the fucking CD started to skip and it was breaking because we took it out and then put it back in laser burn Yeah, it was fucking ruined like it would skip at one part because we watched Trek one so many times But fucking like I was saying that to now recently that when you're a kid you can watch a movie over and over and over, but now recently...

You can play a game. When I see a movie, yeah, yeah, that's true. When I see a movie now, though, you can only watch it like three times before you're sick of it. Yeah, no, I'm the same way. Some movies you can only watch once forever. Like, I only saw Slim Dog Millionaire once,

and I still remember, like, nearly all of it to this day. Did you like it? Yeah, it was all right. It really depends on the kind of movie. Like, some movies, like, if it ends with a big twist or whatever, you can only really watch it once. Like, I had a Pokemon anime, like, DVD that had 10 episodes. Love your best, Nile!

Nile! Nile! No, no, right? Nile He's were occupied He's walked away To pour himself a drink and pants fell down like a fucking cartoon

Dude Pull your pants up you're home with Jimmy Pull him up you fucking dumpling I'm my hands are occupied Give me my mountain dew I didn't want to get the mountain dew sound Crackling into the mic So I walked away

Can I tell the story about Patty Ross? What happened? Did I ever tell you about that time When I was saying about Patty Ross And it was me Patty Sean is some other dude We're all watching the movie And we were all just watching it and Patty was staring into blank space for like five minutes And he just randomly stood up and he pulled his pants down and he just stood in like looking into the wall for a few seconds And we were just like what what what the fuck are you doing and any fuck it's like he woke up from a trance

He was like what and he pulled up his pants What's like yeah we were like what the fuck are you doing dude and he didn't even realize he did it was just weird I have a question have you guys did you guys ever play truth or dare and actually like do some crazy like shit we did truth or dare? Not really yeah like crazy shit Yeah, like crazy shit. Like to a point where you would like, when we did truth and dare, we actually did stuff like we were like, we did. I broke into someone's house and stole something from their house. I did it as a dare.

Oh, no, no, it's okay now. Oh, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, no, it was like, it was just a dare. It was a dare. It's no problem. They dare me to go in and take this person's thing. How old were you, Corey? Oh, like 16.

Corey, you were old enough to know better. It was a dare. It was a dare. It was a dare. It was a dare. It was a dare. Like I said, like I said, like dare. My friend had to put on

my sister's clothes. And my sister was wearing like slutty clothes at the time. So he had to look like a fucking skank. And I had to go steal something and someone else had to eat carrots and salary out of my other friend's ass. What? Please tell me you returned to at least... Salary.

You returned it. You returned it. Okay, that's fine. Okay. I brought it back to show them. It's still not fine breaking and entering. It's not fun. I brought it back to show them and then I made my friend eat like a fucking candle to pay him back for that. A whole candle. Corey, fuck say, Corey. You're still

No, I'm saying. You've ever played, like, played truth or dare, done something that was actually like, you didn't just do like, truth or dare, uh, I do you pick your nose and eat it. You actually do something like intense, like crazy. Yeah, I would never do that. I would be too scared. No, I didn't.

Corey, you live in fucking Missouri. They could have easily blame your head off. Dude. You're still water people. They would kill you. There were water people. Oh, or maybe they just wouldn't notice. They were outside. In trance by the fire and I fucking snuck in when they weren't looking at. God! That is actually terrifying. I would just never do that. Dude, this is like the Walking Dead.

That's fucking scary. You walked into a fucking water force... ...Fergusiness and shit makes sense now. You could have been... You fucking idiot. It's like breaking bad and he walks in with the fucking guy with the shotgun. That's fucking scary, Corey. I would never do that. You... You've... you've... You fucking giant balls. Cory. Or you dumb. Dude, they didn't know.

And when I left, they were still staring at the fucking fire. I'm trying to, like, justify it. I'm trying to. It's like, you could do that Ireland, like, but you'd still be a fucking idiot. But this is Missouri, Corey. This is like the place where people are known for fucking being dumb asses and blowing each other off. I know that now. Listen, I wasn't aware at the time.

Water people wasn't a fucking colloquial experience. But... You told me that that was around. That was around for... They were there! But you... It's... They weren't caught water people.

They were just dead. Like, fucking heroin edits or something. Like, what they actually probably are. This was the studying phase when you were studying them from a fair with your camera. My friend... Making your discoveries. My friend's dad actually had a meth lab upstairs.

Oh, fucking up. In his room. I'm not even joking. They actually got arrested. This is like breaking bad, walking dead, fucking Stephen King. The people next... The people next door? actually broke into Josh's house while he was gone. Because that's his name.

It broke into his house and they stole his shit. People were always robbing him. There was water people around, but they were like, their brains were still functioning enough to know that they don't need to get bargains yet. It wasn't until they're like cognitive, like, like, doing this. How do you do this, Corey? I'm not going to perceive reality. How do you do this?

I'm not. I'm fucking being serious. I don't get it. I don't understand how there could be water people and no one knows about them except for you They're like locked away the government won't talk about it. It's like a spoken-goer you just stop talking your mom. I think once every two years is too much Listen Now if you open your heart to the water people you will fucking see them No, they'll fucking eat it. No, they're not zombies. They're just I want to know more. I want to know more about them. What do they eat?

Food? Brains. Oh really? They eat like bargain for drugs. Like bomb dollar food. Yeah. Okay. They eat no brand food and they don't have windows. What are the doors? Is that why it was so easy to sneak in? Yeah. So their houses are just boxes and in and animals come in and out? Wait, I get it now. They're not fucking you just walked into like a crack house. Yeah, you walked into a crack house. No, no. No, no. It's variant. It's variant. They're just people. It's it's lower than Hicks. It's people who don't beat the wives and drink beer. It's people who can't even Use your brain to realize that.

It's like it's a fucking vegetable that can still move and walk. Kind of. Ah, God. Do they have gills? No. Okay. They don't swim. Do you think they're evolving or something?

Can they swim? Well, there's more of them. There's definitely more waterbed... I went to fucking... I went to Walmart. And another thing, too, is there's only Walmart. And there's people that are pushing carts into walls and shit. And I fucking went into Walmart.

Like platform 9 and three quarters? Like, what the fuck? I went into Walmart. and in the self-checkout, and this, like, stupid bitch kept going back and forth. And it was clearly, like, not working. And it said an assistant. And she just kept fucking going. So I just wanted to buy a fucking container of Mentos.

And so I fucking turned around and left. And I went back after buying it. And the bitch was still doing it. I'm telling you these people are worse than stupid. But, but because... Like, this seems like people need to know more because... They're water people. Okay.

It's nonsense, Chris. The term water people is the... Tell me this. What is the percentage of water people compared to the normal people? Among the people, yeah, the regular population. It's like 20 to 80. 80%. 20 to 80? 80% being water people.

There's like a small margin of people who are still fit and look good. Those are normal people. You're saying they're the vast majority? Yeah. What? Yeah. And they all have faces that are eating in? They go into places.

They have no sense of like, fucking like, they don't understand perception. They don't understand like... So you're the minority? Yeah, I walked in. I felt so out of place. Oh, that's weird. And it's like our family, since her family is all paranoid, we don't drink the water, you don't do any of this stuff. So they're just stupid morons pretty much. We're like the people who are wearing the fucking, like silver domes and stuff and hiding from the aliens, and they're the aliens. Are they harmless? I don't know. You need any more research. They fucking, they, one time I went in the back and, and they had like gutted an animal. I think like a blossom on their table. Not a table on their, you remember that cow? That's that bloody cow? Yeah. There was a possum that was gutted on at once. Oh my god. By water people. Probably.

Wait, so you mean you just looked over the fence, you saw like a possum what his leg spread and his guts hanging out kind of? No, I was curious to see what my old clubhouse looked like in the woods and there was just like... Well, if it was in the woods, like a fox may have gotten... I would never walk into those woods. What are you talking about? How do you have these fucking... do you have a lack of fear? That's, that is my woods. It's your woods? That's our woods.

And then water people walk in there in their fucking gut possums? What? Why people are gutting possums and fucking in my woods? What the hell? Why would you not be afraid to go in there? Because I fucking hold a kettle to her face. That bitch is run for the woods. And they're like,

they fucking fly into the sky and disappear. Wait. They fucking seeping to the ground like the water in the middle bag in their swamp. They carry fucking ladles around with dirty gray water and knock on your fucking door. They're like, They're looking for bargains in all the wrong places Borgants

Why do you think they look for bargains? Because they're fucking crazy homeless old people that are amoebas that can't talk and their brains don't work so they think they can get a bargain on a fucking broken radio. They're crazy They're cuckie-cook-a-cook-Core. I think the water's affecting you They're cooking crazy I'll believe you when you come back sometime and you're like skin's gray and you're listening to it. If my phone wasn't from a fucking hunk of shit from the 80s. I could have took pictures on pictures of all these different water people bumping into walls.

Corey, I will promise you there, right? I will give you a camera to bring with you next time. I would do it. You have to take as many pictures. I would take pictures of so many water people. Okay. You would say I'd go up time. Be like, excuse me, she'd like, I want to know, I want to know. And I'd record her under her fucking chin. So you can see the gray seat out of her mouth? Oh god. And can you get it close up with the brown ears that they have as well? The brown ears? Yeah, you said they had brown ears. You said they have brown ears, you fucking liar now. You said that. No, you said that. Dude, we haven't recorded.

No. Corey said they had brown ears. Hmm. You said what color are they? Brown in their ears. Earwax. Brown. Dried earwax.

Oh, okay. So they can't hear. Do they have yellow eyes? Yeah. Yellow eyes. Gray skin. Yeah. Blue dicks.

All of them? Like a grayish blue. I've got a good topic. Okay. Okay, guys. What was the craziest things that happened in your school while you were in school? Craziest thing? Yeah.

I know for a fact something crazy must have in Missouri. In Missouri? Yeah. There's too much to... Okay, so say the craziest thing. Craziest thing? The craziest thing? It's one time they ran out chicken patties on chicken patty day.

Is it? Chicken Patty Wednesday? Fuck you. Okay, no, you go. Corey's not taking it seriously. No, I am taking it seriously. School was actually... Like I said, actually, to be completely fair,

school wasn't that crazy. Okay. Yeah, me neither. Really? Actually, weed wasn't popular when I was in school. We got popular after I was out of school and everyone was schoolless and just fucking smoked weed. And that's when the people started taking this K2 stuff and turning into creepy water people.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay. The craziest thing... We're getting somewhere now. They were taking drugs. They were drinking the water beforehand and were Hicks, but the K2 turned them in the full fucking Hicks. What's K2? It's like a K2 means.

and measures electricity. Fuck you, Corey. The craziest thing to have my school, you what it was? Dude, I don't even know what I say. There was a guy in my class, or in my year, who people called Gaki. Mm-hmm, and he... Gaki.

And people were like, hey, Gaki, I dare you piss yourself. People like, okay, ha-ha, ha, ha, and he'll go into class and piss himself, whatever. But one time he shat in his hand in the bathroom and drew on the wall with it. Why? Because he's just fucking scary. Is he's... He's pooed a big turd in his hand and just drew on the wall. And he signed his name with it, too.

I can't really think of it. like, I don't know. Anyways, I went to Chicago on my vacation. And I want you to tell me about your vacation because I haven't heard of your vacation. You want me to tell you now or after? I'll tell you after mine.

Okay. So I saw my girlfriend in Chicago and Chicago's a lot like New York, only it's more spacier and a lot more artsy and in your face of that kind of crap. There's a lot of like, there's a lot of like just unsincere homeless people that are around.

Unlike New York, you feel like, oh, some of them might be homeless, these motherfuckers are choreographed homeless bullshit and they have like all this stuff set up. I was walking by and there was this one crazy guy who was like yo man I like them shoes I let them shoes

man he started going on his story and he was getting louder and louder the farther he walked back and I was like picking a pace because I was fucking terrified I thought he didn't turn around and fucking strangle me to death and it's just people like that like there's like a guy who's like talking and holding a newspaper I thought he was like handing out a fucking pamphlet

and so I'm like I turned around and look at him And then he, it's like, he's cute. He runs up to you and he starts talking about like, oh, we're dying at a homeless shelter. We need food. And I'm just, like, reaching my pocket. I'm like, fuck, man. But Chicago's nice. And so it's like the windy city.

It's really weird because some areas are super fucking windy, but some are just not. And it was already, like, really cold. I left before, like, huge, like, snowstorm came. But the Greyhound is the worst bus experience of my entire life. Oh, it's a bus? It's a bus, and it fucking sucks. I wrote some bus that smelled like fucking spicy ham and a little dog shit Because it was like a bus and it had a bathroom

You started off with like something that sounded weird But also not that bad and you ended with dog shit But that's it I would have rather rode on the bus that smells like shit The only difference is it doesn't have times you can like set up The Greyhound has this like elaborate nonsense with setting up your ticket To get on a fucking over-glorified bus and get in line with oh I was on my pre-boarding pass And my re-boarding pass and my re-boarding pass all this fucking stupid a shit.

Nobody cares about. And when you finally get off it, 15 hours later, you realize that was the worst experience of my life. And that bus I took at 5 a.m. that was there in seven hours was way better. Anyways, that's a completely different story. But yeah, that was my vacation.

Irish public transport's worse, I guarantee. Tell me. Yeah, Irish public transport... Tell me. Dublin fucking bus. If you're a tourist, it's fucking ridiculous. No, like, am I wrong it or not? Am I wrong? No.

Dublin Bus is like one of the worst experiences ever. Like one and all every... Okay, name a nice Dublin bus driver. Sorry, you can't. They're all... I can't name any bus driver. Yeah, that's true. What about...

They're all mean. They're all, like, pissed off. What about Jamil O'Neal? Jamil O'Neill. What? Jameel O'Neill. Not the best... Is that Chris's cousin?

All you were thinking about was the Sonic voice actor and my name. That's all that happened there, Corey. You're not tricking anyone. But anyway, Cory, who did you say was the voice actor It was the kid in the 6th Sense? Julius White. Julius?

What the fuck is wrong with you? No. It's like Haley Joel Osman. But, yeah, Dublin Bus, it is... I see you that, people. Okay, this is how double and bus works? You're like, hey, hey there, how do I get to Phoenix Park?

People will be like, uh, get to 46A. And I'm like, where do you get that? And they're like, oh, across the road, They go over at the dock, over at the dock, over to this dock. Yeah, and you're like, excuse me, where? Yeah, yeah, okay, bye, and you're like, cool. They're like, give you just the name.

It's like, you have to go over to the Sotom Harbor, and you're like, oh, what, okay? I'm like, I don't fucking understand. And they're like, and then, you know what really pisses me off? They're like, yeah, you got to be standing on this side of the road. It's like, how the fuck am I supposed to know this if, unless, like, all these people, if you have to, like, tell me. Tell me how to do this. I have a question.

This always kind of bothered me. Do you ever be in a situation where someone stops you and ask you for directions and you have no fucking idea about... Yeah, you feel like an idiot? Yeah, I... That happens almost constantly. Like, I'm just walking on the street with someone and they're like, excuse me, you know where we get to blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm just like, dude, I don't even know where the fuck are yet. They just look at it.

It's like, yeah, oh, okay, thanks, asshole. Yeah. And it's like, you really don't know where the fuck you are. You can't just be like, what's the street? Franklin? Um, I think it's like... It's down that way, because then... Like, you never know if they'll come back.

Yeah, I remember the stupidest I ever felt was when that happened. This really nice lady pulled over, and she was like, Do you know how I get over, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was just like, oh, yeah. And I knew where she was talking about. I was like, you go down this road and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She was like, okay, bye. And I was like, no, I got it wrong.

Fuck, and she was so nice. So I just wasted all over time. Yeah. She probably fucking, like, fell off her ravine and fucking die. She's dead. She's definitely dead. That happened to me, yeah, you let her off a cliff, dude. That happened to me once, except that it was kind of worse because I, Like, I realized halfway through that I told them the wrong direction, but I felt too embarrassed to correct myself.

So I was like, oh yeah, the park is over that way, uh, to the left. Yeah. And then, uh, they kind of stopped and they're like, okay. And then I had to keep going and adding more direct. Like, and then I'm like, you take another left? And I was like, shit. Uh, you know, I don't know anything else after that. That was a bad story.

I would tell you about my Christmas vacation, but I don't think anything really crazy happened, but I'll try and recall. Nothing crazy happened for me. You fucking saw fucking water races. of people. They're water people. That's a... That is very interesting. It's not true.

But... What? That nothing interesting happened. Yeah. We spent an hour and a half. They're different now because here's a thing. Yeah. And you think it's drugs, but what it is, it's they've...

Their body is accustomed to the water, and then they started taking this fucking, like, insulin, like, drugs. And now their body is, like... So their heroin, and now they're taking methadone. And they were already taking, like, fucking, like, like, um... What is it? umbrella water so they're already like changing before your eyes. Well maybe there's nothing to do in Missouri They fucking give it give it a few years in their heads are gonna split into aliens heads

That's what's gonna happen. Well, the only thing I remember happening on my trip to Ireland was the plane ride over Was the most infuriating one I've ever been on because I sat next to this dude who wouldn't stop fidgeting Oh man he was a dick plane rides okay Oh, there's the thing about planes Corey mm-hmm if you sit on a seat and you want to be a seat and you want to be left alone, don't fucking wait me up to ask me do I want like fucking pasta or chicken.

Oh, I always want them to wake me up to ask me to ask you. It's weird, yeah. There is like, there's people who would like to be waked up and there's people who want to fucking sleep because once you fall asleep in a plane, you're happy and you just want to wait until you get to your destination before you wake up. And then if you wake up early like I did, because that's stupid bitch, then you stuck awake. She was considered it, Chris. That stupid fucking connexed me.

That's stupid fucking. He wouldn't stop fishing. The stupid little bitch. behind me when stop kicking my seat this stupid fat retard you're one of those guys who are like fucking he pushes his seat back all the way I can't stand you're one of those guys who hear people chewing from across the room and you're like not no I don't mind people chewing I do mind fucking kids who won't fucking shut up like a little okay kid head behind me are annoying they are annoying but this idiot I can't stand the way they designed the seats to be able to go back like you like lay down

so everyone can push their seat back and annoy each other except for the very guy at the back of the plane who was to sit there with fucking cramped Yeah. It's stupid. No one should be allowed to do that. I'm bad playing experience, but it might sound a little racist. Yeah, go for it. Because me and my girlfriend at the time, we were sitting beside this, um, Arab gentleman. Yeah. And, uh... Now, watch your, dot your eyes and cues. But this guy... Like, I wouldn't have taken any notice. Well, okay, look, don't you go, are you going to tell, are you going to lie to me and tell me that when you go on a plane? No, scouts honor, I've never lied before. Okay. But anyway, so I sat beside this, I sat beside this, I saw, I sat, sat beside this guy and he started a kind of muttering stuff like he was whispering in Arabic Arabic and you know to you you know like the the liberal in me like looked at him and was like okay maybe maybe he's just doing his prayers but then he started doing his prayers then he started rocking back and forth a little bit and I kind of that kind of piqued my concern then he started on shooting his curved sword no no but he was in line for the

bathroom he was in line for the bathroom and don't ask me why there was yeah yeah Hey, yado. Guys, you guys are going to get... Buddy shut the daddy. No, they appreciate it. Anyway, he was in line for the bathroom. And don't ask me why there was a big red button exposed on the fucking plane. There shouldn't be a big red button exposed on the plane.

But he was like kind of... The fuck are you talking about it? It was. He was pressing. Like, I saw him like kind of fidgeting around it. I was like, no. Don't press the big red button. There's only two types of buttons.

There's the call button for the person to come get your stuff. There's a button for... No, but this was near that. This was when he was in line for the bathroom. He was in life for the bathroom. This was on the wall, like, opposite the door for the bathroom. Why? So he was just, like, pushing it? No, no, he was, like, putting his hand all around it and stuff and, like, fidgeting with it. And I was, and I was, like, kind of, like, sweating because he was, like, he's going to press it, isn't he?

Like, I thought, I don't know, it was, the ejector seat for every... I don't know. But then he, uh, he came back to his seat, and he was, he was acting so fucking weird. Then he started doing, like, you writing stuff on piece of paper and stuff, and I was like, okay. And then I, that worried me, too, but then I realized I was like... His writing worried you, you fucking racist. No, but I was writing, he was writing and I was like, okay, if this plane was going to explode, like, why would he write stuff? Because it would never, like, survive.

His will. Yeah, to his virgins. Yeah, except it would be ash. That's true. Yeah, go on. Yeah, so I was like, okay. And then it turned out, um, nothing happened. Like, yeah, I guess, Irish story, whatever, but it scared the absolutely living fucking shit out of him.

No, something did happen. I understand that. That's, it's scary. Yeah, well, that was, like, my only bad experience on a plane. I'm the only bad experience I've ever had on a plane was just sitting next to a kid that's the worst no really pisses me on next ones well the fucking pillows they're too small and they're not existing they're just like we're saying when you were a kid to how you're like i can fart smell like airplane pillows because that's what they do they sit on them and fart and then they give them back

to the people after they're done wait a minute so they do they wipe their fucking hands of the pillows and save for the next guess get pink eye stink eye too stink eye for the pink guy It's not anything. I know, sorry. But, yeah, wait. So we're talking about it. Did you ever watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? I hate that stupid fucking show.

I'll imagine it's just a bunch of guys going in going to hello, and they're like, no. Like, you are wearing a terrible outfit. Yeah. Oh my God. Let me match you up. There was a time where I just stopped watching MTV. Like, I used to watch MTV.

There was like this one show where these like celebrities would come in and like redo this guy's entire, like say like, we're going to give you the best day of your life. and they do a bunch of shit. I don't remember what that was called, but that was a show I used to watch really early. That was around the time when, like, Real World came out. Oh, yeah, that's true.

Real World came out. So it was, like, the start of that. Then you tune in out. It's like, I don't watch, like, these fucking Jersey show and all these terrible shows and shit. Yeah. Yeah, but they were just, remember Maid, MTV Made? No.

There was this show called Made, and, like, it would just be this fat loser in school, and he'd be like, I want to be a wrestler. And then this guy, like, Hulk Hogan. I'm going to teach you how to be a wrestler. That's what I'm talking about. These celebrities would come and like do something for him. But like, oh, I want to meet like Christian Bail and Christian Bail and be like, yeah, except no, no, but the kid would be like, I want to be bad bad.

And then like, uh, Christian Bail would come over and like, just so you'd be bad bad. Yeah, exactly. The poor kid will never, ever... You know, exactly, it's a joke. It's to make fun of like, fucking Tubby Tommy and... That's what it's for. It's for it to laugh at them because it shows him on the treadmill and then the personal trainers like, run, Tommy! And the guy's like, I can't do it anymore.

And they show it and they try to make drama and stuff and... And it's literally is just to laugh at him. You don't really piss me off once. What? One time my sister was watching Super Sweet 16, but I'll make you really pissed off anyways because of how fucking retired these people are But there was a part in the show where it was like the girl was having her super sweet 16, right? Yeah, and then it showed these this bunch of nerds at sight and they're trying to get in You're like you fucking nerds what you're trying to get in there for But then when the nerd tries getting in he runs and a bouncer pushes him away

But then what really pissed me off was instead of playing like a Whiwit wha it got a sound effect from the Sims of when the Sims to piss their pants and it plays this like you musical like do do l'lidoo right but except they left in the pissing sound effect what they just left it in like you can hear like water splashing on the floor I can I can hear your autism in my ears right now like your fucking severe why wouldn't they at least cut out the end how did you know that it was a piss synth sound because I played the Sims constantly when I was gonna say something when you were the Sims um like

because when I played the Sims did you ever do that like fish eye code a fish eye cheat we could like see through the Sims eyes oh Oh, that must have been on the PS2 version, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was always trying to, like, see through the blurry scenes. The Sims, The Sims Living It Up, the Sims house party. The Sims' nightlife.

I didn't have that one. Oh. We should talk about something that's not the Sims now. Hey, Corey, remember that time you told us about the Power Rangers kid? The Power Rangers kid. Yeah. Can you talk about that to end this podcast? Yeah, because I guess people ask about that.

I don't know if I left on a high note. Kept the cliffhanger rolling, jumped the shark. at that moment. I like the story. Basically, we knew this kid next door who always wanted to, like, hang out with us, and we were, like, too cool for school. We were playing DBZ and, like, laughing

it up, and he would be like, hey, I like the Power Rangers. We were like, yeah, I grew out of that, idiot. So we were jumping on trampoline, shoot our Kamehama as being cool, and he'd come over and his fucking, like, Power Rangers tidy wodies all the time. And he would, like, try to jump on us and be like, I'm the Red Ranger, and we'd fucking, like, kick him in the forehead.

Knock his stupid ass into the dog the dog would come all over him. But anyways Why even say that? Go on, Corey. Go on. Finish your story. You can, Corey.

I'm just remembering us doing... Just fucking kicking a stupid ass off the fucking trampoline into the dog hole. What? Well, we went over there once, and he was... We went over there once, me and my friend Dylan, and he was, like, doing, like, a...

He pulled his shirt over his head, and he fucking pulled his pants down, and he did a Power Rangers dance, completely naked with his, like, fucking 8-year-old dick hanging out. And, you know, like... And then we were, like, gross, you're gay. And then we ran home. And...

And we had popsicles. But Dylan took the last fucking popsicle I wanted. So I was stuck with... That's what I remember. I forgot about the dick part, and I was so... mad that fucking Dylan took the fucking strawberry popsicle

and I had to be stuck with shitty grape and that motherfucker I completely forgot about it. I remember like he was doing like some like YMCA dance with his fucking shirt over his head and his dick hanging out. But I more remember the popsicle thing. You remember more about the popsicles and you do about the baby dick. Because that was

the last time I had cherry popsicles in a while. I hate you. Well this has been Sleepy Cast. Chris, Nile, Corey. Say bye. is that? Yeah, I don't know what to say. Well, this is...

No. This is the end of Sleepy Cows. So let's, let's, slu, sluptychas. Tune in next time for the Q and... I'm Corey Spasket. I'm Christopher Arneal. And I'm Niall. A dick fan.

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