SleepyCabin - SleepyCast 15 - [Sab and the Bean Stalker]

Episode Date: February 7, 2015

The gang discusses a fun stalker experience, among other things... http://sleepycabin.com/audio/sleepycast-15/ This episode starring: Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/Psychicpebbles) Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/Spazkidin3d) Niall (www.youtube.com/Cryburgers) ...and special guest, Sabtastic! http://Sabtastic.newgrounds.com +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! http://www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! http://www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! https://twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin, it's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch bullshitter. Welcome to Sleepycast. My name's Staptastic or Sabrina.

I'm from Canada, and I draw... Tell your whole life story. She's a good... Would you like to plug? This isn't the Sabrina podcast. Would you like to plug yourself live? No. Her Newgrounds is saptastic.newgrounds.com.

I think she'd rather do something more perverted. You sit faster saying. Niley! What? Did you think you know like to plug? I'm Nile. I'm Corey. The Spaz Kid.

The Spaz Kid. Poppa Popper Cards was I. Zach. Zach Pabbles, as I say. And I'm Chris. Gross. So we got a... We have, this is a new part of a series.

We haven't done this before in the podcast, but we're going to start having some guests on. Wow. Who'd have fucking thought? Because we're getting boring. Yeah. No. Running out of ideas. We're going to kill ourselves.

And so we have a great artist friend for many years, many, many, many years from Sabrina Saptastic, as she said. Her Twitter is. Sabtastique. Oh, QU-E. Q-U-E. Is it really? She's French-Canadian. Staptastic is taken.

It's fancy. Is it really? Yeah. I thought it was... I got Sabtastic.com, though. Well, that's good. Yeah, yeah. You own the domain, saptastic.com?

I do. Some sweaty nerd was hoping to get a hold of it. Was that you called? Was that funny as you? Type your little fingertips, try to get that, snatch that. That's why I brought it up. You have many stories. I have a good stock.

On our way walking to the store, you brought up, like, fucking bonanzas of stories. Yeah, she's full of wild adventures. She's like, she's like, I don't really got any stories, but then she comes out with these amazing. Stop doing that voice. Makes you both sick. Stop doing your tranny voice. Stop doing my voice. It's an authentic girl voice.

It's not. You do it in the shower, though. That's how I sound. That's what I'm singing. There's something that's... You know what you're doing? You know what you're doing? You're doing your official Christian tomboy voice.

Yeah. Wow, man. Now that kind of cut a little deep. That's why you... That's what you get. No, I did. You're going, oh, look at my little titties. Oh, no, it sucks of...

You guys are denying Nahl of his one true talent, so... Yeah, like, literally the only thing I've got going in my whole entire life. What? Do some sexy moaning as a girl. Corey, I know you're going to get... I know. You're actually going to get horny, though. Look at my dick if it helps.

That makes it less gay. Um, so, no, I will not do that. See, like, it'll make me horny. Fucking horny. Do you want to make me fucking come? You hear that? You know that? No, it's the sound,

everyone clicking the back, but immediately, it works. Zach, rub your cock off my clip, yeah. It just sounds like you doing a grubress. That's what it is. Stop! Cut it out. All right, we were talking. We were talking about...

Sabrina's stories. She has many stories. She has stories. Sabrina has closet stories. She's been wanting to reveal to the world, to everyone ever. So, long story short, I'm, like, overly nice to a fault, and this sounds really, like, cocky and arrogant. But I'm really non-confrontational to the point where, like,

I'll put up with people's shit for days or years, like, actually literally years to this point. They let the bother you. Let it build up. And, yeah, I won't say anything unless it's, like, actually, like, Like really... To the breaking point? Yeah, to the breaking point. So, so long story short.

Actually, you know, this is like a really, really long story. Like, you guys will case? Dude, we have. Listen, all the time in the world. Do you know what I do? That's a short story. I say long story short and then the story becomes longer. That's sort of my thing.

Okay. Like, I can kind of boil it down and just give the good stuff. You can fucking create a novel before us and we'll probably go along with it. Like, long story short. Why do I say that? It started in like 2011. And I used to do this like summer camp kind of, of, I don't know, you sit in a park and play games with kids all day.

And, uh, so the age range is like six to 12 year olds, like little kids, right? You just play soccer with them and like play whatever grounders and all that stuff. Grounders? Grounders? Grounders, yeah. It's like, it's like tag, but you're not supposed to, uh, touch the ground. That's where I used to, okay. So you can't, like, show a kid to the...

Like, it switches around, right? Like, the person on the ground is it, and then you need to try and catch all the kids that are up on the structures? I did that before. Did you, like, I used to, grounders, like, is the, like, it's, it's, it's, it's There's this game like um where someone pretends to be an earthworm and like everyone else around them are birds. More or less.

That sounds horrifying, but that sounds like you have to do this. You rip their heads off with your mouth. You let me finish! Why is everything you do like a weird version of the original? I'm like human, something humans do. It's like yeah, I play tag. My dad fucking bids me down and like slaps me and pour his grow up my face. That's not what I was going to say.

You got slime. It's not what I was going to say. And if he was going to pour anything on me, it'd be coconut oil. I'm thinking about it much. Why? That's just proving the point, Corey. Coconut head for Bart Boy Lava Girl. Oh, my God.

So continue, Sabrina. Sorry, Sabrina. No, no, it's cool. You're going to be derailed at least six times. It's okay, it's good to get me like, I'll remember my train of thought better. So, so, yeah, like, these kids, there'd be, like, 30 kids a day, like, literally all day long from, like, 8 a.m. till, like, three or so. Do you have any...

It was pretty much, like, a summer daycare. Like, parents would just drop their kids off at the playground all day, and I'd be the one watching them. Dumb kids? So, no, they're all right. Well, and then, so, so like there's this one, this one girl that would show up, and she was like, I only found out, like, maybe months later that she was actually, like, 21 or 19 or 20. She was pretending to be a kid. She was pretending to, was she walking on her fucking teeth. His pig tails are like you. She carried a teddy bear around and stuff, so like, you know. Did she have, like, shoes taped to her knees? She was walking on her pig tails.

Who said that? I said that. All right, like, that went over my head and then it just kind of sounded in. No, no, no, no, I said did she have pigtails? They're going to hear. You put those things together. Wow, you're becoming mean, psycho? She walked in her... She went to... People don't walk on hair.

Continue to... She's a shaved head. She actually had a shaved head, yeah. And at some point, anyway, she'd show up to this camp thing. I won't use her real name. Like, I know you guys want to come up with a name for her. Yeah, Michelle. Retard camp.

I would call her the Survivor because she is. Latilda. What's she looked like? What's a definitive thing on her face or feature? What's a feature? What's a feature she has? A round face, kind of like a little. Beaver!

No, we call her bulbous brain. Bobus brain. Anyway, big nose, bulbous brain. So, yeah, she'd show up to this, like, playground thing. Like, you could time your watch by it every day. She'd be there. And she would, like, she would always kind of be really, like, withdrawn and, like, not do anything. Yeah.

And, like, you're trying to watch, like, 30, 40 kids. You can't, like, always go and make sure that they're doing okay. But I would try. And the one day I go and approach her, I'm like, hey, you're doing okay? Like, is everything all right? And she's just like, I don't have any friends. And I'm like, oh. And she's like, are you my friend?

And I didn't hesitate at all, right? I was like, yeah, of course I am. And she's like, can I have a hug? And I'm like, yeah. And so I gave her a hug. And it was like this really, right away, it was like this really like prolonged kind of, okay. This is sweet, but this has like a darker side do it. And like, yeah.

And so that was like day one, right? So, oh, red flag. Just, you know, you're peeling off you already. Oh, God. Hope you learned your lesson. Oh, I did. The next day, there's, I don't know, she shows up and, um, and like something really weird that I've never, ever seen a kid do before happen. And I was like legitimately scared as like a supervisor, you're responsible for them.

Yeah. She, she's sitting alone and she was like shaking, like just ever so slightly like trembling. And I'm like, oh my God, are you okay? And she wasn't talking at all. Like her face is just completely like stone cold straight and nothing like she wasn't making eye contact. And I'm like, are you okay? Is there anything I can do? Like, what's going on?

and she starts shaking and she starts like drooling and her eyes are rolling back and I'm like oh my god shiver the seizure yeah I thought like I didn't even know that that was a possibility right like I'm like what's happening yeah and so like she kind of after like maybe five minutes she snapped out of it and I'm like watching to make sure she's okay and I've never dealt with anything like this before like you have first aid yeah but they don't teach you how to deal with this ever right so I'm like okay do you have a phone I need to call your parents like I need to talk to somebody and um anyway I call her mom and I'm like okay something just happened I just want to make sure your daughter's okay

like I'm I'm freaking out because like I don't want to be responsible for this I want her to be okay and the mom's like oh yeah she has pills for that she'll walk it off just completely she'll walk it off wow no she's like convulging on the table

literally she'll walk off the bleeding don't worry yeah and the long time she's okay she'll walk it off does she have like pills that she takes while she's convulging no she's supposed to take them like every day at the same time. She always forgets. And it's like... Well, of course she's, she's a downy with a mission.

So, yeah, so I call the mom and I'm like, what do I do? She's a downy. And the mom doesn't even care. I'm like, is there anything I can do to like make sure this doesn't happen in the future? And she's like, no. And doesn't help me whatsoever. So I'm like, great. Her mom was just like, eh, she's... She's a frequent... Didn't give a shit.

If you're palmed with a son of the head a couple times, she should... And so, like, the summer goes on, and this happens, like, I kid you not. Like, every, maybe on the hour, like every hour. Oh my God. I found out it was like, it stems from like her thoughts and stuff like that. So if she works herself up and she thinks about negative things,

it'll actually like send her into this like, she called them stress attacks, right? So eventually like I found out way later that this was like a form of a seizure, like, you know, the petite mall and grand mal seizure. Yeah, yeah. Petit Mall is almost controllable. Well, they can still like stand up and whatever. Get yourself too up. You're on the ground.

Yeah, that sucks. She said basically small seizures daily. That's when you're doing the war. She did both seizures. So she was basically just like a shaking instrument. And like, so I would always be like really, really, really nice to her and be like, hey, how's it going? You know, like try and suck her up and be like, here's your friends. You know, here's a game.

You like start her and start the fucking serious. You know. And just like, I made sure that, you know, she would be distracted, right? Because you could actually distract her when she was like mid-stress attack and you'd be like say something funny. You're like, stop. No. And I'd say something like something that made her crack up, which was so stupid. And it like, I hated doing this because it was so dumb.

Talked that joke. But I was like, okay, what's her, what's her like? Do you know what you should have did? I said Michelle. Do you know what you should have done? Do you know what I would have done? I said the Survivor. What?

Get a big brown paper bag blow inside of it. Pop it right in her face. Right, which is good fortune. Let's call her the fireworks go. No, because you haven't lived it. No, no, no. What you do is you pat her hand and you're like, Can we just call her?

Sliby. Slippy. Slippy. So I'd be like. Slippy? What was my name? I hate that one. What are you used with Slippy, dude?

This is cool. It's not cool words. Just imagine this boy, a Slippy girl. Bobina. Slippy. Slippy. Bobina. Bobina.

I'm going with Bolbina. Bobina. Bobina. What the fuck? Three balls. Bobina wins. Ow! You're okay.

Chris, what the fuck was that? It was a cup. Just threw a cup and nine. It hurt. Ow. I look, I look where he all said. Corey and then went to fucking Starbucks, and we got no fucking toilet paper here.

So, Corey comes up with a solution and gives us Starbucks. What is it? Hey, napkins. Listen, I was not. Listen, I was not. master person behind this that was sad she's like listen I'm gonna wipe my ass with all the napkins she's serious and she said I got a fat old turd coming through the pipe my friends that is what she said cut this thing I did like a shake the door down she was she lifted up a leg and did like a big old

green fart sir I'm twisting your turns move on it's right it just it hit me right at the corner that's it didn't think it would hurt I'm sorry the bobino it raised Chris okay bobino so crazy bobina so you have to say something funny to snap her out of these like stress attacks, right? So the one thing I'd do is I'd make like an intercom voice as if she was like at a school and she was being called to the principal's office office and I'd be like, Balbina to the office please, Bolmina and she would just crack up and stop doing the shaking and stuff. So I was like, oh my God, this works. Okay. Sounds like an attention seeker to me. Okay, so you're on a roll already and I wasn't, I wasn't the smart. So like the whole, literally the whole summer goes on. There's one day at some point

where I had to just basically walk her around the building because all the, kids were on one side and I had to go watch the kids, but she was kind of, you know, dragging her feet and stuff. She had eight stress attacks, each, like two minutes long each, just to walk around one building, like the size of this house. And every stress attack, it was just like you have to wait, try and say something funny, snap her out of it. And it was just never ending, right? So just if you can imagine, like, the levels of stress. You know what this is? Do you know what you basically are doing?

What? It was something I learned in psychology in college. Yeah. You're basically doing, it's what they do for animals. Animal pea-sized brains. Yeah, you're conditioning them for the future. So you ring a bell if an animal to eat. So you ring a bell.

Pavlov's dog. Yeah, exactly. You ring a bell. Basically. Go ahead. Tell it. Yeah, so basically Pavlov's dog is, this fucking old asshole would ring a bell every time he feed his dog.

So this dog knew every time he'd ring the bell, the food was there. And the dog's mouth water, even when he would ring the bell and there's no food. So the dog associated the bell with food. Right, right. You basically did that to Bobina. To the attention that I was giving her, it was just kind of like... Feeding her like a dog, and you're feeding her dog, but it's definitely kind of feeding into the cycle of...

What's it called? I wouldn't say it's Pavel of his dog on, but I would say that's kind of... Your Pafflocked dogging, Pelina? You just change your name, but third time, Corey? Pelbina? It's a balbina? You came up with the name. Why did you say Bolina?

What does that mean? He said Bobina with... What did you say earlier? He said she had a big nose, bulbus brain... Oh, bulbus, okay, I get it. He keeps saying big nose bulbus brain. He keeps saying over and over. He's whispering to himself

Okay, come on. So fast forward to like the actual like the part where it turned into like almost like a stalker kind of scenario. How far in is this? This is like towards the end of the summer and she's like realizing that this little camp thing is going to end at the end of the summer and she's going to like lose her best friend essentially. This is in her mind right? Did she advance the convulges? It got so much worse.

It was like to the point where like there was I didn't even like attention to the kids at all. Yeah. And like I was like calling my man like my bosses and stuff being like what do I do? Like, I need someone else here to help me, right? Because there's so many kids. And so, essentially, what she did is, like, her call her ID at home, she found the number that I used to call her mom that one day, like, way back. And so she had my personal cell phone number.

And from there, I guess she got, like, even more of my information by asking her around the kids at the playground, because I used to babysit some of them, too, way back. And so she got my email address, my phone number. Those two are, like, big ones for, like, Facebook. You can get everything from an email address. The can of worms have been opened Yeah, exactly. So I start getting text messages

Being like, hi, Sabrina, every day, every freaking day. And so I'm just, you know, I'm kind of like ignoring them for the first little while, like this isn't, you know, we're not like best pals, right? I'm not going to reply all the time. And it got to a point where she would start saying things like, my friends threatened and beat me up

yesterday and I'd be like, oh my God, are you okay? Like I checked back right away. She said to listen a reaction from you. Yeah, yeah. And so she would say these, like, ridiculous things that I would always take seriously. So I'm like, are you, are okay you need to call the cops right and and so like sometimes like she would actually like call my house and like she even got my parents number come to think of it so she was calling like my personal like my parents phone number at the time when i lived with them and so like i get phone

calls from her i get text messages i get emails like everything she just like would overload the social media which is just herself right and so she she ended up saying that there are these two bullies that like found her in a mall one day and they like beat the crap out of her and i was like you you need to report this to the police. And she was like, no, it's okay. And I'm like, no, I'm serious. This is not okay. So she starts, like, building this, like, these scenarios and stuff saying that, like,

this person is going to put me in a grave, quote unquote. Building up a facade. She showed me pictures that, like, these supposed bullies had drawn. And I was just, like, losing my mind. I'm like, this is not okay. You can't pick on a person like this. Yeah. And so, like, I got way too involved for, like, the job that I was doing.

You fell into a trap pretty much. Yeah, exactly. It was like all part of like this weird little like plan, right? Listen, maybe she went there completely aware that she's not actually convulging. She's making a new friend. Corey. Corey, this happened five minutes ago. What?

No. We came to this conclusion. So, yeah, exactly. I mean, yeah, you guys are already like, like, way sharp and I am. Corey's a redoubt detective. Listen, I'll tell you what. Corey is a magnified glass between fire. He's like, hold on.

This is burning. this might be on fire I would be like this I'd be like put this Mr. Smithins Corey

was that a fucking Sherlock preference that you were trying to do but you could remember yes you fucking were you trying to say Watson

yes Smithins I see where they're I saw the gears in your head you're like okay Smithers Smithings don't give a fuck

What are you talking about? I fucking love you Corey anyway on. Wait, I didn't finish by by Sherlock Holmes scenario. Go for it.

About Smithins, yeah. Fire. Corey, you got to go back. It wasn't about fire. He said fire. Corey's whole big old magnifying, guys. Hold, look at fire. Fire is created when kinetic energy moves

very fast. Corro. Corr not the science guy. It's funny. It's pretty to continue. All right, so, so fast forward a little bit more. Like, at the time I'm working two jobs.

Wait, I'm losing my fucking mark. So the day would end. I'm sorry. my other job and it like it would be like the end of every day I'd have to peel her off me because she'd always want to hug goodbye and it got like wait wait why were you why were you going back and meeting her no no it's that the playground oh this is oh back oh you were still going back so she was emailing you and calling you yeah and during that every day so it was like I never got a break from her right and like this you know I felt really bad for like this whole scenario that she's in right

because like her mom obviously doesn't give a shit about her right and so like I kind of know the the situation at home too, and it seems like nobody really pays attention to her at all. So, like, it makes sense if she's doing this. At the time, I had no idea. But anyway, I go to my other job, and at some point, I guess, I don't know how she found this out, but she found out where my other job was, and she would just show up and wait at, like, the counter and just sit there. And she did this thing where, like, she'd be looking in one direction away, but she'd be

looking at you out of the corner of her eye. So her head would be told maybe to the left, but she would still be looking at you at the corner of eyes. Yeah, yeah. She'd be looking at you like this, a little sideways kind of, like, quiet eye. like, hmm. Sometimes, yeah. What? It's like an Abraham Lincoln penny. And yeah, like, it just, and sometimes, like, she would, like, pretend she was in pain kind of thing.

So you'd make sure, like, okay. So you'd have to go over to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to make sure she's even times where, like, I'm sure she threw herself off of her bike onto the grass. And, like, it wouldn't be like, she's on obvious pain. It would be like, ow. She'd fall down and she'd do the Abraham Lincoln Facey. And it's like, you're clearly okay. I'm not going over there. Anyway, so she started showing up to my other job, too, so it was like, I could not get away from this person. I like, I like, I like, she's like, like, sneakily.

Not even sneakily. It's not subtle. This is like walking in with a fucking newspaper with two holes in front of like, just looking at the news. She's fucking staring directly at you. The binoculars poking through. Yeah. So is she showing you for your second job while you're still doing a playground thing.

This is like awful. So this is also going on. This is overlapping the phone calls, the emails. This is an amazing story, by that. Like, it seems like literally, which soon as she goes home, she gets to work on those emails. So what was your state of mind at this point? You're like, she's a girl who needs help, but she's obviously fucking nuts. Yeah, and it's clearly like out of mind.

Were you scared? Were you scared? I wasn't ever, like, scared. She's not like violent or feelings. Do you know what you should have did? Never. Huh? Um, my friends, for their like crazy dog.

They got this like electric fence. They got this electric fence where I'd run at it and would fucking, it would learn that it was electric. Her would be a collar. You'd be a collar, not offence, Corey. Hold on. Let's go we finish. Yeah? No, the fence was actually electric,

so you couldn't touch it. Yeah. So if you touched it, you get shocked. So the dog would learn, like, that, and the little, like, laser area. So I'm going to taser? No, just set it up around your door. No.

He's saying, he said, put her in an electric fence and just keep her in there. Yeah. Like a five-plus, like vets. A 16 by 16 fence. Oh, my God. Fill it with kibble, and then watch that bitch ride.

Put fucking pig slap in there and fucking hit her. with a stick. Take the fuck her with a suttering ball and be like, sorry, go on. No, no, it's okay, it's okay. So, at my second job, like, not only my working two jobs, I'm in school, too, right? And this one day

I'm in class, and I get a phone call that I don't recognize, and it's her mom, and I'm like, hello, she's like, hi, this is my mom, she really messes you, she comes over for a sleepover, and I'm like, sorry, I, no, I'm okay, but thank you. And, like, she invited me over for a freaking sleepover, like I'm a kid.

And I was, of course, like, no, I'm okay. And she's like, well, she really messes you, so you should, you know, come over. And I'm like, thanks, no, I'm okay. Like, even at a fine, I was doing a final in school one day, and I got a phone call from her in the middle of this exam. Like, quiet, dead quiet room and my phone goes off. So that's, like, mortifying. Did you answer it? Yeah.

Hello! No, I didn't answer it. I just thought about that. I turned the phone off, and my prop just looked at me like you wanted to kill me. I was so mortified. Anyway, so you can imagine like every freaking five minutes you're getting something new from her and And on top of that too, she'd give me drawings and like things she'd give me gifts of things like certain things and If you can imagine like what

Go ahead say it like a child would draw like Oh Oh no no no like baby You like you know okay like picture like a regular piece of printer paper right and like those Smelly markers that I'm getting like nervous talking about this it's like reliving all this Oh my god. Do you have goosebumps? Seriously, it's mess me up. Do you have goosebumps?

Oh, I do. That's why you're such a bitch. Okay, so she'd make these drawings, and they'd always be exactly the same. Like, exactly, aside from maybe like the seasons, so there'd be like a fall one, there'd be like a winter one. What the fuck? Where it's raining or there's a rainbow. What age was this girl again? 20?

Like 21. She's like, yeah, she's 21 now, so back then she'd be like 19 or something. She's still, still far too old to be. Yeah, yeah. And so she'd make me these drawings, and it would be like, it would be a picture of me with like a little, like round head and brown hair and like a little red shirt and like mismatched shoes. That sounds so hot. She'd be wearing one blue shoe and I'd be wearing one blue shoes so we were like trading shoes. You made shoes shoes. She showed up with both the shoes. It would say Sabrina and

Bolbina best friends forever. You showed me. You showed me. You showed me. You showed me. You showed me but you show me. They would draw the exact same. Like literally it looked like she traced them almost. I need to show all of you guys. She like pretty precision. Like she ever showed up. She never showed up. Midnight. It was ghoulish. Sabrina, can I ask... Holding blue shoes? I ask one question. Is she going to listen to this and kill us all?

No. Okay. She just needs to help. If she tried to grab me, I'd run into a closet. Because, like, I don't want to cheat the mega-cloth. Sorry, not mean, right? Why weren't you realistic? Why weren't you blood?

You're not ashamed of your farts. No, yeah, you should have... I've heard you talk about your farts a million times, right? Listen. So, obviously, you'll talk about shits, too, right? Yeah, yeah. Why don't you just think of shit in that... Cory, shut up!

Now, we should be talking about different colored farts. Go ahead. I was in the middle of a story, Corey. Anyways, why don't you just take a picture of your shit and then send it to her whenever she sends you... Oh, yeah, your story's good. It is good. It's a good idea. I'm talking about rainbow farts.

You're talking about reable farts. I'm talking about feces. Jesus Christ. Listen, but this applies. Why don't she just like, she sent you a picture or she sent you a message, sent back a picture of a shit? What's she going to do? She can be like, ew, I don't want to talk about it.

It's genius. You should have out crazy. You should have said, you should have sent a rape my poop pictures of all my instead. Why didn't you do that? Because she's not a psycho, she's a normal human being mean. That's just being weird. That's just being weird You know what? She's gonna wrote red marker. This is my poop And number it 1 through 50

This is when the frame shoes and poop Maybe just write her a letter in your poop like with your finger painting. There you go That's the thing though too like I actually sat her down and was like okay look like this this can't happen anymore And you know like not even my boyfriend comes to work and sits this long waiting for me So you know I don't want to be mean or anything but like he just can't wait for work at me like that, you know, you can't wait for me at work like this anymore. And it was just, obviously, it didn't affect her at all. She didn't listen.

So, they don't. So fast forward, even, like, further away when I'm working a completely different job, like, this other summer job is over now. And I don't even work at the second job I was at, which was like a Starbucks, by the way. And, um, so now I'm working for the city at this, like, front desk job. And she finds me there too. And, like, she knew what my car looked like. So she, like, literally followed. Are she tracking your, uh, how?

Your license plate or something? Probably. Like, it was ridiculous. Like, I'd see her at the store. I'd see her, like, biking up and down the alley sometimes. I could hear the toilets, though, the... I'm serious. I had nightmares about stuff like this.

You'd just be there. I'd be, like, asleep at night sometimes. She'd just be staring in the window. Having... What? She had... That happened? Like, ha...

You'd be asleep and you'd hear that. And I'd be like... Wait, you'd be asleep and you'd hear that. No, I swear to God. Give me goosebumps. Like, you're gonna ask... I'll be at grus pupils. Yeah.

Did he sound up? Did she stand out to your house? Like, we were in an apartment right on the second floor, so it's about head level. And, like, I swear to God, she was, like, zeroing in on where I was because it was, like, right beside the park. I was right there. And, like, I don't, I have a feeling she never figured out exactly which apartment we were in, but she found out, like, the building. Yeah. She knew the building of some kind.

And, like, anyway, because she saw my car park. So you had, like, you had a fear, kind of that she would be standing the window these days. I was always terrified to stand by my balcony. And I didn't even put my bike out on the balcony because I knew what that looked like. And I was like, she can't. And this is my only safe haven, you know? And I'm like, she can't. If you're in America, you might be got a killer with it.

But you're going to Canada. I looked into, like, restraining orders, peace bonds. I looked into, like, every possible thing I could do. Not bone, eh, not beautiful action, unfortunately. You know what you should have. You should have hired two English guardsmen outside your door. They're kind of scarce in Canada, though. What?

Say those Canadian English guys. Yeah, the Canadian English, Buckingham Palace World. Mounties. Yeah, Buckingham Royal Mountains. Yeah, the Canadian ones. You could have... Mounties? Yeah, you could have hired the Mounties.

I don't think we have Mounties in, like, Edmonton. They could have blasted her off her fucking moose. Set her back to the frozen winter she came from. Like, in regards to that, right? Like, they refused to help me in any way because, like, there's no threat of violence. I'm not in danger. And, like, there's no way I could convince anybody. She's not technically violent to start as in, though.

She didn't do anything violent. She was just following me around at all times. And I'm like, okay, this needs to stop. And, like, no one would help me for, like, years. not even my work. And so eventually it started to be like she would come into work and she would have a seizure like almost every time. And like thankfully we have like lifeguards on the premise and stuff so they'd come and help her out and like of course I would always have to be the one going to help her out because like I knew like the history and stuff. They're like spruiting

your friends here like you know go help her and it was it was so horrible. Like the one day I remember so vividly she came in and like the job that I work you're kind of like a captive audience right you're stuck behind a desk and you like you only have your little room you can't You can't leave the desk, right? Yeah. If they want to stand at the desk and talk to you for hours, they literally can. So that's what she did. And like she'd bring in a drawing almost every time, like the same drawing.

Same important time. And she'd have a seizure. This is pretty much clockwork at this point. Yeah, and it would be like, okay, it's a stage two seizure time. Right. And so, yeah, so this would happen literally all the time to the point where like the lifeguards couldn't even like pay attention to the people of the pool. Did people stop carry after a little?

They did. And it was just like, you know, you feel bad, but at the same time, it's like, this needs to stop. Like, don't come here anymore. She should be birding you. Yeah. And so... That's bullshit from the start to finish. I remember the one day, thankfully my co-worker was just, like, replacing me from my shift. So I got to kind of go hide somewhere. And I remember him saying that he picked up her cell phone, which happened to be, like, blasting music. So he picked it up to turn off the music. And the desktop, like the background on the phone, can you guess what it was? It was a picture of you. It was a picture of me that I didn't give her. She took of you from a far

And then when you swiped it open So that the other background would show It was another picture of me A different one A different picture of you And they were both from the summer camp And they were both naked No no no

Yes But like How did she get these things Like I hadn't added her to Facebook Because I knew better That was the one thing that I refused to do And yeah She was a lead hacker

Yeah Apparently She knows fortune She might have made a fake account And She did at some point She had to duplicate mine and she added like real friends of mine.

Oh, what? She made you? Yeah. What really pisses me off as her mom calls. Like why are you hanging out of my daughters? Like, you're fucking stupid bitch. Like guilt tripping me even more and like... So your daughter's a fucking psycho me that's why. I don't want to have my... You know what I don't want? I don't want fucking leather face junior cutting my fucking head off and then

saving it to fuck it later. Maybe I don't want that. Leather face that reminds you something else she did that was a total insane. Oh, don't. Don't. Don't. She cut the face up my grandma wore it. Almost, okay. You know what this is? Do you know what this basically is? This is like the, like a relaunch of Jason

if it was like the fucking feminist got a hold of it. It's not, yeah, it's Canadian. Same people making Ghostbusters. It's like, how come Jason gets a big machete? Where's the crazy retarded girl with a machete? This is that movie. And she's a shaved head too. Yes.

Who? Booby. Solve. Case solved, Sabrina. You don't need to worry anymore. That's exactly what this is. I'm going to write the script for the girl bobobobo. The great boboedo with a big life, you know.

Okay, anyway, Sabrina, continue So there's really This is like one of the worst Like legitimately like I was scared I would be terrified So my sister and I would do this Like these comicons and stuff like that right Where we sell artwork at our little tables

And our little artist alleys and stuff right And so we're sitting there at our table And like it's a really big public event right Like something that you wouldn't necessarily want Someone you know having a seizure at And so she shows up And like she gives me kind of notice about this before and like messaging me or emailing me. I can't remember.

And she's like, oh, we really want to come and see you and buy art. And I'm like, yeah. It's already like public information that I'm going to be at this table. The other thing too is, I mean, you're there to sell stuff. Yeah. You have to be preoccupied with her having a seizure. Yeah. And she's literally, like, if she's not having a seizure, she's standing in front of my table blocking all the people from seeing anything.

Who could be buying stuff or looking at stuff. Yeah. And so, like, I'm getting like double shit on here just trying to like make a living. And so she shows up. And, like, you know how the whole cosplay thing works where you get dressed up and you wear whatever costume? Guess what she was wearing. You? No, no.

She was wearing a scream mask and a black cloak. Okay. And she was just standing there. Like, I knew it was her. Like, as soon as I saw her. You saw her loberin. And, and, no, like, yeah, basically. She had her fucking foam knife coming up to you.

Okay, yeah. So my sister Mel saw her, like, right off the bat. She was like, stab, I think she's here. And we just went quiet. We just kind of, like, look through the crowd. Does she have, like, a distinct smell? This was, yeah. And this was a scary part that, like, okay, if you can picture, you know, like, the crowds

bustling, people moving and all that stuff. She's, she's, and then, yeah, she's, like, still in the crowd. Dude, this is some, oh, my God. This is like a freaking horror movie. This is. Yeah, I can't, too. Slow motion people walking, her fucking standing there. And, like, you can see, like, glimpses of her in the crowd, and then she would just disappear

with them. Oh, my God. And I didn't know if she went for like half an hour or so. And then we find out, she's like behind the booth now and she's like watching us. She just watched us the entire weekend. So this is, sorry, I really, keep up. Yeah, and like, and it was just like so, like, I remember just being so tense and just being like, okay, where is she now? Where is she now?

Like, please don't have a seizure. Sabrina, this is a, this is an anime convention. Yeah, this is like a, this is like a fucking, like, this is like, like, fucking, this is like, like, fucking, this is like, like, fucking, this is like, this. I get somebody to, like, sit at my chair and just cover my booth because I'm like, I can go. I need to not be in this room anymore. I'm so freaked out. This is a setup of a horror movie. It is, right?

Writers, get your pencils. And so. What you got in your hands here is someone who clearly isn't happy with themselves, so they're trying to take on your persona. They're trying to be you. They're trying to, they're trying to, they made a fake Facebook of you. They use your pictures. That's what she wants to do.

I would even almost say that she's probably doing all this stuff because she wants her attention. That's also Like if you think about them If you make a fake I don't think she's smart enough To know how to do identity theft No I think she's I don't

That's another one There we go No She did not Okay you know like those That's illegal You know those raptors Doesn't matter if you're a fucking drooling retard

Yeah that's like Okay so you don't give her like enough credit Right where you're just like Oh she can she can do that in the way She is like this like Creative Mastermind And she like she created this like This world of like

Several bullies of these people She actually used like real names from people from local high school. So this was convincing stuff, right? Like she actually had photos of these people. And she was making up like several like social media accounts, right? Like whatever, say like Barry, Barry Matalo, one, two, three. Yeah.

Like something else, some other name. And she would make all these accounts talk to each other. And it would actually be like a legitimate conversation where they leave comments for like a few minutes. Right. So it looks like these people legitimately picking on this poor girl, right? So I'm like, oh my God, this needs to stop. And at some point, I called the cops on these real people that she had made up. So there were police going to the doors of these, like, kids that she went to school with.

Who had nothing to do with any of the shit. And they're like, yeah, so that goes on for a while. I probably called the cops on them like three times because they're like death threats over and over, like uttering all this horrible stuff, even drawing pictures of like little bloody stickman. And like, you know, that this is not okay. And so from my perspective of being the idiot that I am. I'm not knowing that this is all just a freaking joke. Not even a joke just like for attention, right?

So like I go on and she's, I remember like the day that this, that this all just came crashing down and I like had this epiphany that this was all just a complete fabrication. And I just, like, my world was shattered. I'm sitting at work one day and it's getting to the point where like corporate security

had been involved and stuff. And like they had profiles on her. We did incident reports every time she came into like, track her visits and stuff. Yeah. Oh my God. And we even had it so that it was like public knowledge that like you don't give out Sabrina's information ever to anybody, even if they're claiming to be her friend

because she'd always do that. And she'd even get other people to call in for her asking for me. And um. Jesus. Yeah, no, it was brutal. And like, if you can imagine like this prolonged contact like every single day for over two years, like I kid you not like you'd either see her, you'd hear from her somehow, but like, and you're like the wavering in my voice.

Yeah. I'm like actually. perturbed by this. I don't want you to break into tears. Gousbumpy. No, I won't. Because this is fucked up. Oh, he's getting turned out over here. I've just, I've never had a situation like this, but I've had something similar in a sense

with the picture thing. Like, can I like... Well, she'd just wrap hers up real quick. No, no, no. It'll, like... It'll segue, I guess. So I was, like, I was on the bus. But we're not done what Sabrina story yet. And this, like, this, huge whale of a girl came on. Not to be rude or anything, but when she was...

She was a whale. She was not a human. You compare it to an animal, the biggest animal on Earth. When she walked, her fucking continental waves, fucking move to. The whole bus shook. I don't fucking care. And then she walked up to me, she's like, hey, my friend liked you. And then she showed me pictures.

And I'm like, okay, and I looked. And it was just pictures of me looking away out the window on the bus. And there were 10 different photos of me and 10 different shirts. And I was like, oh, my God. And I gave the phone back. And I'm like, oh, I'm sick. Were you wearing? Wait, did they put the backpack in one of me?

Cory, were you wearing 10 shirts over each other at a time? No, like 10 different shirts. That's something you might do. It was 10 pictures of 10 different shirts. Oh. Of me? Oh, well, you mean you wear different shirts, like 10 different shirts? No, he's wearing 10 shirts on top of each other.

Yeah, it was 10 different times. I was like, 10 different shirts. My friend, uh... She shows you. But it was like, oh, that's not you, really? You big fat, yeah. She's like, my friend likes you. You just have me pictures.

Okay, okay. So this is the whole like, like, mastermind evil genius part, right? So I get to the point where, like, I don't know why I involved myself with this shit, but like they'd send me emails. Because you're nice. Like walls of text completely unpunctuated. So at some point I kind of was like, I'm going to mess around with these guys a little bit. And I would send back like corrections to their emails because it was like the bullies emailing me now. Oh, you're spelling corrections?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, you evil genius. I know. And so like, for some. reason these bullies are contacting me now, like, not bullying me or anything, but like, they're talking about me, talking to me about how they're going to, like, beat the shit out of this girl. And I'm like... So, basically threatening her to you.

Yeah, and I'm like, what? And so, at some point, I'm like, whatever, I'm just going to, like, mess with them and not talk to them ever again. And so I did. I sent them, like, you know, I was like spelling tips and stuff like that. And then she started to spell better. So I was like, yes. And so, anyway, this goes on and, like, I find out more and more about these, like, these people

thinking that they're real, right? and like, like, I kind of remember, like, what two or three of them looked like. So at that point, like, I'm at work one day, and, like, a lot of, like, kids come in because it's, like, a pretty much leisure center, like, with a gym and a pool and stuff. And I see one of the bullies, like, one of those girls, and I'm like, oh, this is like, it's on now. I'm, I'm totally just calling you out, and this is going, this is going down now. Oh, no. And her parents were there with her, and I'm like, yes, I'm going to talk to the parents. She's going down.

She's in so much trouble. And I'm just, like, I'm getting so psyched up. I can see her, like, three people down the line, and I'm like, just fight mode, activate. right? And so she comes up and I'm like, hey, so we need to talk. This is going to sound really weird and out of left field, but your daughter has been picking on somebody a lot and I need you to see these emails. And the father just like blows up of my face and he starts like screaming at me. She's like, he's like, my daughter is retarded. She can't even hack a computer. And I'm like, what? What? That doesn't constitute being retarded. Yeah, and he calls her like retarded in this lobby. He says the word retarded. He says my daughter is retarded. She couldn't hack a computer and I'm like, my jaw drops. I'm like, okay, I don't know. I didn't know what I was dealing with here. Did you show her? It's like, it's not my fault. You're fucking clearly hurt. So I show him these like emails and stuff and I'm like, they've been threatening me. They've been threatening this girl. Like this is your daughter and somebody else has been doing this.

Like, I need to talk to one of you at some point. And like the mom is actually being totally supportive and like it's totally nice about this. But the dad's like just red in the face ready to like I thought he was going to hit me. I was really scared. Like, I know he wouldn't, because there's, like, cameras everywhere. But anyway, and it's Canada. They're just really, like, angry. Anyway, so the dad, like, stomps off somewhere, and the little girl kind of, like, you know, slinks away. Is she retarded? I feel terrible, like, snakes.

Would you- No, retarded people walk? Now I'm getting the idea if she's retarded, maybe, mentally handicapped. I'm getting the idea that maybe, what's the thing, Balbina? Yeah, they knew each other. She know her through special ed? She's a special ed girl

They went to school together Yeah exactly So they all went to school together And she used the names of her real classmates To make up these like It's fucked up In the special class class That's fucked up

So like not only are these like kids Who happened to also be nailing with this extra stuff Getting involved in like this shitstorm Then I, the idiot me goes and calls one of them out Like in a lobby in a public pool In front of their parents And fucking Like I'm such an idiot

What's that how are you supposed to go over? This hurts to listen to you. No, I know. I'm sorry. It's not your fault. No, it's like anybody. No, it's not your fault. No, it's not, it's not.

It's true. Just in hindsight, it's hard. It's actually completely your fault. It's, you should feel bad. I deserve this. I do you. Continue. Yeah, yeah.

So I take down the mom's number and I'm like, okay, so just in case, like I, I'm the ass here. You know, I'm going to call you anytime I get one of these emails again, and I'll just, I'll let you know what it says. Maybe you can help me out. And the mom's like, okay, so I take down. So I take down her email address, and this is like Thanksgiving years ago or something. And yeah, so I'm sitting there one weekend at home, like fast forward maybe like a few days. And I get another email.

I'm like, okay, I'm calling the mom. Like I'm telling her right now. I'm like, where's your daughter? What's she doing? She got a computer. And the mom's like, no, she's right here. Like, we've been sitting in the car. Like, we just got back from Thanksgiving dinner.

And I'm like, she have a phone? Like anything? Is there like a relative's computer? And she's like, no, no. She's like literally been, we've been driving for 40 minutes. and I'm like I think for a second like this isn't this isn't adding up

this isn't right like and then and they just you were bamboozle in my head that I was bambeno I was balbinod I was bulbinan she got bobbinad and I just

I remember just apologizing profusely and being so embarrassed and like wanting to apologize to this daughter of hers and I was like I'm so so sorry like I had no idea and she's like it's okay hit like and and so now I'm just like it's like it was like the five stages of death you're like

denial and then you're just angry and you're just like what the fuck just extra mad yeah and then just like anyway so I get it in my head that like I need to tell her that I know that I know this is all shit and I know she's making it up and I need like call her out at some point and I'm trying to like I'm thinking doing away when it's like explosive because she knows everything about you yeah and like I don't want to send her into one of her epileptic fits right and that's why this stuff dragged out You want to give her whiplash for good. Seriously, right?

She has epileptic fits, right? You know what you should have said there? You should have run up to her and went, ah, and she would have had a fit and die. Do you know what you should have been? Chris, they're not real epileptic fits. Oh, yeah, you're right. You should have said her to the fucking maze game

because that was popular at the time. They're not real epileptic fits. And this one in 2011 or 12, not... Oh, the maze game. What the fuck are you talking about? I know he was talking about the exorcist's face. He goes, ah! Sorry, sorry, you're saying there were real fits,

were they? That's timeless. Okay, yeah, so it got to a fight. On top of being bamboozled by Bolina, I... That's the name of the podcast, by the way. Bamboozled by Bolina. Yeah.

Anyway. Sorry. So on top of all this, I get to a point where, like, I'm starting to realize, like, holy shit, those seizures that she had were all, like, there's no way those were all real. Like, like, maybe, maybe the stress attacks were plausible. Yeah. But there was, like, she was milking it, you know?

Like, there are points where she's kind of... She knows that that's how she gets attention. Yeah, you could see her kind of stop and listen and, like, and then just, just kind of carry it out even more and keep shaking and stuff. And it's like, okay, no, you can't do that. Like, you know, that doesn't happen in the seizure. Anyway, yeah, it just carried on and on and on. And, like, eventually I moved away from the apartment.

And it was, like, the happiest day of my life because I was like, she doesn't know where I live anymore. And I got a new cell phone number. And I thought I was in the clear, operative word being thought. Yeah. And it, like, went on and on with, like, every Comic-Con I went to, she was there in, like, in some new costume or just, like, wearing whatever.

Did she slowly get to the right costumes, like, she didn't go over? Did she finally feel what the fuck the conventions were for that screamed? Not a whole of conventions? Wait a minute, everyone dressed like Goku. I stand down in a huge black robe. Yeah, seeing someone dressed as scream,

that's the fucking weirdest. That is... That is something only, like, the retarded person would do that. Yeah, that's only a retardant thing. I'm not weird. He's my baby and a baby. Sorry, Sprina. No, I'm trying to like, kind of like,

and like what else. It's all such a, like, blur. I've just pushed it in my mind. Sabrina, there's things you could have done to get her seizures going. They're like, I never want to do that, though. That's why they should write out for good. Make her watch that episode of Pokemon.

Yeah, yeah. Walk up behind her bloke fucking illness. That made all these little Chinese kids start, like, vibrating the ground. Bring it, bring a party of five over to her and start poppers all over her fucking face. Yeah, throw snap pops at her feet. You're dying!

You're dying! Another scary moment. These are horrible. I actually skipped this part. I was driving home one day, and in order to get to the apartment that I used to live at, I'd have to kind of drive down an alley and then turn to the parking lot. And she would always take that alley,

and I'd see her sometimes that I'd just turn right around and go like another paper. I wouldn't. And so, like, before I knew all this stuff about, like, taking advantage of your, like, attention and all that stuff, and before I knew that she was taking advantage of, like, you know, milking the injuries that she's supposed to do. had. She would actually keep like all these medical like, not instruments, but like she got like wrist wraps for when she hurt her wrist at some point and crutches when she hurt her ankle.

And she kept all these things. So she has a collection of stuff to make people feel bad for her. And so anyway, she has a wheelchair too that she just kind of uses whenever she feels. She can walk. Like I've seen her do all these like things that require. Acrobatic flips. Not quite, but like, anyway, I'm driving along one day and it's like 10 p.m. I just got off work and it's pitch black outside. I see these like wheelchair spokes glistening. This is a horror movie.

This is fucking, this is, this, you know, I thought Jason was fucking scary. But here's the thing, Jason stass people, this bitch is like psychologically stealing your identity,

turning in a fucking scream. If I was watching a horror movie, instead of a guy, walking it and still a way with a knife, I saw a little girl in a wheelchair, I'd fucking laugh. Um, yeah, like, yeah, like,

I have, picture, picture, like, a dead quiet neighborhood of the, you hear this, you have a slow, you have like Stephen Hawking roll out. I have,

I have his thought, story too, which I'm going to get to, but if Sabrina's like, if Sabrina's story is like, as a horror movie, like, fucking, like, scream or whatever, mine is going to be like that new fucking Skype scary story movie. But anyway, continue. So she's in a wheelchair. Yeah, okay, so

I'm driving along in my shitty little car. And, like, my headlights are like old, right, so they're even, like, flickery. And it's just like the perfect ambience for like what you would imagine in a horror movie, just the little wheelchairs'... Was it, like, drizzling? No, no, well, I mean, it wasn't like

foggy and, like, silent hilly or anything. But yeah, I'm driving up, and I see this wheelchair, and I have this brief thought in my mind, like, oh, what if that's... Oh, Bina. I don't think about it, but I keep driving. Oh, my God. And then I just see, like, she's up, like, to the equivalent of, like, the passenger side window,

and I'm driving slow, right, and I look over and see your face right there. Oh, my God, don't. You jump here in there, really. This actually fucking scare me just... Yeah, me too. I was visualizing it. A round little face and her little nose and, like, she slowly...

Her penny face, her penny. Her Abraham-laken face. Wait, wait, wait, when Zabrina's had her little nose, she, like, squished up her nose like a pig. She, listen, Sabrina, did she do that fucking Abraham thing

where she looked at you to the side smiling like a scary monster? Don't fucking say that that actually scared me. I'm sorry. The idea of that

is terrifying. This is like fucking Hannibal Lecter rolling up on the back with two people fucking pushing him. You were in like

a lonely alley with her right? Yeah. You could run over and kill her easily. Is this a dark? Is it dark out? Yeah.

It's pitch black. It was like 10. It could have easily hit and run. You would walk out out of East Scott Free. Uh. Hit a hip albina people have been like they're just crazy from the start

The good bobbabina's dead that's what the big one's gonna say There would have been a chatting chorus when you walked into the police station Wait so how did you get rid of this chick once and for all? I didn't this is still going on this day It's an unsolved mystery this is an unsolved Did she show up with wheelchairs occasionally? She doesn't know where I live Does it happen more sporadically now that like a little bit fewer and far further between? Okay the latest thing that I've ever that I've gotten from her is she showed up in my parents place like recently for Christmas and like knocked on their door and And I was like, hey, I have something for Sabrina. Is she here?

And they're like, no. Like, they know her by now. They're like, no, she's not here anymore. Leave her alone. And she's like, here you go. Like, it's a bomb. I feel so shitty because it was like the sweetest thing ever where she made like, she made a little friendship bracelet. She typed a letter.

You know, it's not sweet. She made a card. Yeah, but she wants you to know it's sweet. And she wants you to go, thank you. And then that's when it starts again. It starts again. It starts again. This is like a psychological.

I know. This is scary. This is actually. Like, I was talking about... Kill the guilbabilia. I was talking... I was talking about scary shit today and I was talking about the idea

of just having jump scares and stuff. This is actually terrifying. This is psychological fucking fear. This is like... Because when you were driving down the fucking street and you were like, that's fucking Balbina. And you were going...

You fucking knew you heard those glistening wheelchair wheels. You fucking knew it. It has dwindled a little bit. And you... And just because... Just because this Bobina, you're psychologically thinking that. This is seriously like a fucking...

I swear to god, it's like, it's like triggered, like, I'll think about it and I'll be like, man, it's been a while since I've seen She's terrified. And then something will happen and she'll be there again and actually Actually, picturing it scared me. I'm not even joking Anyway, so like yeah, the most recent thing is she like brought this little Christmas card and like the friendship bracelet and the drawing and stuff and Is it the same drawing as the last ones? Same drawing as ever. I'm not joking, I've seen like four of these now. Yeah

Can you describe this for me? It's like, it honestly is like a baby drug, but like every character she draws looks identical. It's very bizarre. Same. It's like a spider body. I swear to God she could print it out. It looks almost printed, but it's not printed. Well, that's her trying to draw, because she knows you draw. You know, she's trying to... No, but, like, every character looks identical.

It's so fucking weird. She showed me two of them, and they were identical, identical. I have, like, 30 of them saved. That's... Just as proof, like, if something... My body washes up in the ocean one day, like, I'll have proof. That's the good for being...

Your fucking body stuffed of pictures. Corey. She filled you. She... It was like an actual horror movie. This would be the scariest fucking horror movie I've ever seen. The best scene ever would be like Sabrina and her car are getting chased by a girl in a wheelchair.

Yeah, fucking... At high speed. Oh, my God. Abraham Lincoln Hand. I'm telling you, they're going to bring your body up because it's going to be floating up to the surface with pee and urine from the pools of Canada. And then it's going to take...

They're going to pull the body out. From the bowels of Canada. And they're going to be pushing out what's left and all these dirty five-year-old drawings are going to come out of your body. She stuffed them. It's going to be like the fucking see from Sonsville. They pull out the fucking bug out of her about the dead chick's mouth.

They're gonna pull it a draw down. Jody Fossi, you'll pull it out with little tweezers. Oh my god. Like, this is shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sabrina. Are you finished? No.

Keep going. Do you want to do a prayer? No, no, no, seriously. I like it. I love this. This fucking story is all. At first, it was like... You don't have to wrap it up.

At first it was silly now, it's just awesome. Keep going. And like, the more you guys say, the more I'll, like, remember these weird extra little things that she did. And it's like, it's all on for so long. It's like this, like, encyclopedia of crazy shit. crazy shit. This is like this is some fucking novel right shit other comic on the other like the second worst comic on experience that she showed up at was like and this is to the point where I'm aware of everything

I know of like all the stuff that she's done and like how she kind of uses attention and I've like notified security that like hey this person may show up just keep an eye on her if like something happens please help like to deal with it don't make me go deal with it yeah so anyway exactly that happened and I predicted it to a T where I was like you know like I had my boyfriend show up and like he manned my booth for me when I just like got out of there. So what happened is she essentially there's some stairs nearby So she walks up these stairs she's got crutches she's got like leg wraps wrist wraps as much as she possibly can to like milk the appearance She's set up and yeah and so so what she does is she walks up these stairs When she realizes I'm not there and she like turns around and literally throws herself down the stairs

She flies away no I'm serious she threw herself down the stairs and had a seizure at the bottom and so the public starts gathering and they're like oh my god we're gonna help this girl we need to get like you know ams here your boyfriend saw this i thought you was saying that she threw down her crutches and just walked away like happy she like threw down her crutches and fell down the stairs oh yeah and so of course like you see someone with crutches fall down the stairs like you're gonna go into like superhero mode yeah you laugh they're okay right and so so yeah she's doing this and like she's like you guys need to go get my friend sabrina she's like Sabrina get help me so she's getting like the general public these strangers she's she's fucking

hunting to go and find me so these strangers are looking for me. It's hunting for blood. People are hunting. You know, this is a manipulator, isn't you? This is like, and then this is like a whole new, it's like Metal Gear Solid One. You're like hiding. She uses people to do her bidding. You always have these perfect opportunities and you miss them.

Like, you know at Comic Con, you could have been like, oh fucking Toby Wiguayers at the front door, everyone would run over her and trample her to death. Yeah, you could have done that. She's at the stairs. That's the hottest celebrity of fucking 2015. She's at the stairs. Toby McGuire, fucking Spider-Man for 2000 She's at the stairs, right?

He was also in C-biscuit. She's at the stairs. She's at the stairs. Fuck you. You could have got some perfectly long fish line wrapped it around the escalator when she's coming up. A bitch would have hit the ground.

Slicing half? Everyone still would have surrounded her and she would have been like everyone go get Sabrina. She knows what she had. The general public signed you eventually. Yeah. So people that I don't even know are like, are you Sabrina and I'm like

yeah, what? I'm so weirded out. Oh my God. People don't know my name. I'm not like superstar. Well, you're like, wow. Did you have a big smile on your face when everyone was like? Yeah, yeah, and I'm all flattered thinking like, oh my God, God, they know me. And I'm like, and they're just like, your friend over there is in trouble and I'm like, what?

Damn. Exactly. And then your heart sinks and you fucking see it. You're like, oh. You see your grippo penis eyes looking at you. And you can't, like, when you, if you can picture like the scenario of you telling a total stranger that you can't go help that helpless little girl, you are a huge asshole. Oh, God. And it just made me feel like the biggest douche in the whole world.

So what did you say is really? You hate cripples. You hate them. You see the hate burning That's a lesson real on Today Hold on Sabrina Are you an abelisk?

No Abelist Do you support the idea of walking Yeah Abelist Fucking bitch You could fit through a door Abelist

Sabrina have you Thanks a lot guys She's on the ground She's on the ground Like frothing and twitching Yeah I'm in a wheelchair And I'm dying If it was me I would have been like

Listen everybody She's faking I'm sorry but she's faking You know what she should have did Even then people are like I know but then you're like I don't care. I'm walking away. Watch what happens first. She will not die. Yeah. And then if she died, didn't you look like a fucking idiot?

Yeah. That would have been a big mistake. What's her head was her? broken. She made me look like a fucking idiot before. Do you think she had pictures of you in her bedroom? Yes. I don't mean to sound like a pretentious ass or anything, but I'm convinced without a doubt that she does. Because she's bought, she's bought, like... There's got to be a shrug. Does you have a broomstick with your head on the top of? There's got to be a series of dollars worth of like my prints, my, like, all while I'm away from...

At least she's a good customer. Yeah, at least she's supported, right? You walk into there, you walk into there. She's like, you know those pictures where they have, like, there's certain shades of pictures, and she's created the Sabrina face. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, your face.

Out of the face. She has her hand ripped out. She's got. No, I'm convinced. She has audio clips of you talking to her. It's like, I love you. Balbita. Another than you is, like, way back, like, when this all started, I taught her how to make those little origami stars where you make, like,

almost, like, write a little fortune in them and you fold it up into a star. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And when you're feeling shitty, you open it up and it's like, oh. Anyway, I told her to do that when she felt sad. And so, like, one of these days, it was like, it was like some kind of mafia scene, you know, where they leave like a horse head or something. Okay, so she had a friend show up and just, like, she had this little jar filled with these little stars.

They slam this jar down on my table. Like, like, and I'm like, this. Balbina. Like, no. I mean, the good bovina. The great bobina. The great bobina. The great bobina.

Yeah. The acrobat. There's this little jar. filled with these things. Like, I'm not even kidding. It must have been hundreds of them. So she's just sitting here making these things, writing, like, one little sentence at a time. Probably, like, you're my best friend or something. And I didn't open up a single one.

I had to throw it away because I just couldn't bring myself to do it. That's traumatizing. I know. And, like, every time I see one of those little origami stars, I, like, freak out of time. You get you? You have, like, Vietnam flashed? I was going to ask you to show me how to make them. My sister.

My sister taught me how to make them. Yeah, I used to know. The end. That's pretty much. all I have to say about her, like for now, but this, like, this is still an ongoing thing. Like, you know, like I said... Yeah, the to be continued, in other words. Yeah, to be continued.

The Great Bolbina hasn't ended yet. You're probably sitting on the edge of your chairs. No, yeah, God, you've probably, you've probably given so many people goosebumps, because you gave me goosebumps. Sorry. When you said the part, I was thinking, like, Hannibal Lecter fucking looking face, showing up on the side of your car looking at you while you drive faster. Like, I'm not...

No word of a lie. I've had, like, full-on nightmares for, like, multiple times about this just happened and like her finding me at home or like in my bedroom a night and I'm just like staring at you. That was a really good story. And it probably blows my story out of the water completely. Go for you. But can I do a same way with this, how bad this coffee is? Terrible.

Coffee Corner with Zach. Coffee and Corner spelled with a K. Hi everyone. I recently purchased some coffee from Starbucks because I like to, you know, have some coffee with my podcast. It helps me spruce, spruce it up. Don't go to Starbucks. It tastes like fucking heat up sewage. Fuck you sobeck.

That was a coffee sake. Let me tell you something. I actually didn't mind that much. Let me. All right. Being a coffee enthusiast, I myself have coffee every day. I've actually kicked the bucket on drinking alcohol at podcast because... Let them know what you get, Dunkin' Donuts.

I have Dunkin' Donuts. I have a extra large or large one cream, one sugar turbo every day. Unfortunately, Duncan is fucking incompetent with their cups. Okay. No, Starbucks sucks ass Okay, fucking everyone knows that, all right? What are you preaching to the chorus? Everyone fucking knows that.

But donkey donuts, I am ashamed. I have gotten, I have went in there Every time I get a dangled extra large cup A fucking delicious Joe, I bring it there and I end up spilling it all over myself, not because I'm a fucking retard who needs a bid, but because your fucking coffee cups are garbage. Corey, your face is red.

It pisses me off. There is nothing. It pisses me off more than anything. thing is when I'm trying to drink fucking coffee and I'm pouring coffee over my stuff because your fucking cups are cut fuck you don't have to love your coffee but fuck you

that was coffee coffee with Corey all all three C's beginning starts with cans my heart so on top of all this our friend Nile also has a stalker story I got a stalker story but listen to lower your expectations to the right to the ground okay because this one is not going to this is not going to be a doozy

this is an Irish story from an Irish story. Well, long time ago back in the year of 2012. Listen, it doesn't matter how much you build this site. It's not going to be epic. It's not going to be

E to the P to the A to the A&C. My friend used to make jokey kind of, she was a girl, and she used to make jokey videos on YouTube. Like, she'd make one called like sock fetish and stuff. Really? Fetishes.

Yeah, but jokes. She wasn't called sock fetish. She didn't even know the sock fetish existed until the video. But then she made it. I want to tell something about that, but go ahead. And then all these creepy people started.

following her. And then like there was this, there was, then we found, someone commented something really bizarre on one of her videos and we clicked on it.

And it was this, this guy, very, very lonely, very depraved looking, morbidly obese guy who looked at a lot, like he had a very,

very strong resemblance. So you know the Bjork stalker? He was very unfortunate. Who? The Bjork stalker? The big fat dude with a small dick who,

Richard Lopez. The dude who blew his head off and he painted his face. Yeah, he said, he said, Bjork, he said,

how do you blow your head off and paint a well, well, Listen, Chris. Not that order. Chris. Does this guy, okay, I'll tell us where... He, he documented the last few months of his life.

He basically was obsessed with Bjork. He, uh... What's Bjork? What the fuck is? Is it a Icelandic singer? No. Have I ever been to Iceland? You guys are fucking retarded.

Is that all right? Yeah, I'm retired because I don't know what Bjork is. Fuck you. I... Dude, she's a very well-known singer. Listen, do you know what? Better fucking amend that. What?

What is she's saying? She sang the song and goes... I don't know. I don't know. What the fucking Bjork is? What the fuck? Anyway. No, she's saying, the movie dancing in the dark.

She did the way it was like, Nia-ho-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. What, okay, there's this... Hold on, hold on, he's never heard that Husei. What the-Hu-Dohsah. You've never heard of that-Hu-Sah. You're calling me a fucking, Nile, Nile, SIG-Hu-Sai P-Krissai.

Nile, who's Bjork the D-E-K-K-K-LG-Lish language. You're not... a weird fucking elvish language Nile! I don't know what that is. What color is she? She is very pale. She's very pale.

She's kind of Asian looking but that's Icelandic Asian albino. Asian albino is her? 99 red balloons, is that her? 99? That's Nina, I think. She sounds quite similar.

99 red balloons. No, I don't know. Okay, listen. I didn't think I'd have to preface it with this. I didn't think I'd have to preface it. Okay, go ahead. Does this singer call Bjork, right? Okay, does this singer call Bjork, right?

Okay, does this guy who's obsessed with because she's this real timid little innocent Asian girl. He was, well, not Asian. But it makes this fat guy horny, right? So this guy in 1996 or 998 or whatever, he documented the last few months of his life, which he didn't really know at the time was going to be his last few months of life.

And he wanted to say that he was sending, yeah, sending a bomb to Bjork. An acid bomb, so she'd open it and her face would be fucked up. What? And he did do that. Because he was a crazy stalker. He's a crazy stalker. They're on YouTube.

It's documented. You have to go. to live league if you want to see the one where he shoots himself in the head and he goes I'm sorry because he goes who and he shoots his head off and into onto a big canvas because he doesn't go but nobody tries to he wants to but it doesn't work so he shoots his head and a little bit of blood comes out the side of his head he happens he and nothing goes on the canvas behind him he's like my head's gonna blop and just goes oh nothing goes on the canvas but yeah so that's unfortunate but and and bork never got I like how I like you

skimming through guy blowing his fucking brains out no no because I this isn't part of the story but basically he reminded me of that guy he looked he looked like him he was fat he had that really weird mentality he'd these really pro-gun videos now it doesn't matter if you're pro-gun or not but it's just he was like given the kind of guy he was yeah it did not help like do not give this guy a gun kind of thing yeah and then he said uh he well he sent a weird comment to uh my girlfriend at the time and uh he he wrote like um but it was it was bizarre it peaked her interest so we checked his guy out so we go to his thing and he was weird and then she commented on one of his

videos um like i don't know it was something like i like she never thought she didn't anticipate any of this but then he made a series of videos that were um about her and he ended them all with um i'm going to make you love me one day and uh yeah and she was like uh that's kind of weird but anyway but this is actually before i started going out with her and then we started going out and then i started getting these really weird emails on my facebook um saying like she forget she'll forget you she's going to leave you and all this what you call it then he yeah but i did this has been going on for almost three years now and the last one i got was about two weeks ago and it's like i you, lull, all this stuff like that.

Like, all this really remitted. Like, he knows, he knows me. Yeah, he knows me broke up. His plans, look, Lyle. But this guy was creepy, like... Yeah, he'd send her picture. Yeah, he'd send her pictures of him fucking a flashlight with his big fat belly hanging out and holding an AK-47 or some shit.

What? Yeah, and wearing a wrestling mask. God bless America. God bless America. He'd send her all these pictures. Yeah. Yeah, like, he was a very, very bizarre guy. And, uh, I don't know if it was him, but I, I don't know.

given the circumstances it most likely was, or still is, but he kind of disappeared off the internet. I can't find any of his accounts anywhere now. I can't like try to fuck with him. I can't do anything. And all the Facebook messages I get are from anonymous accounts and they're deleted before I usually get to them. With like weird names like H-K-A-B-G-T, whatever. And then like, yes. And they build up. They go into my other folder now so I don't see him for like a month and there's like five of them there. And yeah, that's still ongoing. Can I tell a story of my stalker? Wait, can I say something before that?

Yes. You brought up something that was something I was always fascinated by. Was it something I was always fascinated by because I never saw the appeal of it? What was it? Just in general. Like, I know you guys have probably seen it. You said, like, she made sock fetish videos, right? Yeah.

What about those videos? It's just like they're on YouTube of people just eating food. And they have millions of views. Oh, the ones there are like, look at my belly. Watch my belly grow. Just fucking people sitting there. drinking and eating food just like they're fucking sitting there eating

and these people are comment and they're like, that's really hot can you eat like a pepperoni pizza next? They're fucking commenting and saying this stuff. Have you never seen that stuff? I have. They have billions of views. Wouldn't you love to be that guy

who just go into a restaurant and you get horny? You get home, you have like fucking like you're like rubbing Cheeto dust off and you're like hey guys I'm gonna eat um I think it's like a taco wrap and then you start eating it and then people are like just really high wouldn't you love to be one of the guys

to do it right? Wouldn't you love to be one of the guys with the fetish who'd Go to a restaurant and get horny. You think of it this way. Think of it this way, okay? You could be a fat, sticky old slob butt, and then you go upstairs.

You go upstairs, and you just start slobbing away at, like, the most foul food, and you're getting millions of views, and these motherfuckers are sitting there, putting time and effort into stuff, and you just go up there and fucking, like, put food on your armpits and stuff, and people are like, well, that's really hot. You could be doing that. Why don't you eat food for a living?

You know. Idiot. So, I mean, I don't want to sound insensitive, because it's like, I draw fucked up stuff and I'm into fucked up stuff, but it's like, it's just, I don't understand. It's like, are these people envisioning that they're actually sitting there

watching these people eat food on the, it's like, I am there watching them watch fucking like CNN on TV while they eat pizza. It's like, what is? And there's so many different kinds of stuff like that. Like if you look up eating food, there's hundreds of videos. Like these kids just go on eating crackers

looking at the fucking camera. They have millions of years. I gotta say, Corey, that does so pretty hot. A little bit. little kid, little kid, a little teigny old looking, and they can't eat crackers. Yeah, but the comments, the comments are like, down here, pretty boy and stuff.

That was me. I posted that. Well, I wrote that. I wanted to eat crackers with my dick. You were going to say something about eating crackers on Zach's dick. What? I don't know. Or it's Jackson.

Aren't you into like foxes with dicks? Yeah, I'm in all that shit. A tits. But I'm not into eating food. What? Ever? I like eating food. but it's not a fetish mom.

Can I tell my stalker story? Yeah, yeah, yeah, guys. It's so quick, it's so quick. Zach has a stalker story. It's very traumatic, though. I'm not, no, hold on. Before his segue, I'm not saying, like, the fetish is. I'm not saying I'm against it.

I'm just saying I'm fascinated that it's, like, so popular. I know. It's very bizarre. I can understand when people, like, fucking furry she males and that kind of stuff, but it's just. Yeah, I can't. That's like the food to be. But, no, I can't. Yeah, exactly.

that's like food to you like a reindeer that has tits and is like giving you the fuck me eyes I don't get that I get it yeah but they don't get that maybe the food people are like what the fuck exactly but it's just fascinating to me and a lot of people are fascinating to me and a lot of people

can we always bring some guy out there who likes both food and furries is a freak everyone can agree with that guy To each their own Yeah yeah to each their own Or as Corey said him shim she what's that saying again That's what Corey said earlier What did you say?

As him to her to she did him He's trying to say to each their own He said, yeah, to him, to vote the sheet to him. Yeah, yeah, that's better, though. I like that better. But, Zach, are you sure you want to tell your stalker story on here? I do have a stalker story. It is, in fact, very traumatizing.

If you have, you know, stalker's, you know, stories, I... Well, you're kind of brave for telling us. For real, this is not a joke. I know, we joke. You know, we joke a lot of this podcast. It's a joke podcast. We don't joke. But, you know, something, this is not a joke. So, please go away.

Serious section. Fuck off. So... Stop segwing bullshit. I'm getting all sweaty thinking about this, but basically... Okay. I used to live on the second floor I used to live on the second floor

my apartment and there was a guy called Long Leg Larry and he used to knock on the second window of my apartment. He could reach up there and nobody else could reach it. I'm sorry He used to put his mouth up to the one to go make fun noises and I used to scream and I told him to go away and close the curtains. Long Legg Larry. It's like...

Every day with Long Legerererr. Stop stealing creepy pastas. Hold on. He could see me. me with his big baby baby booze were looking to my window for the second story. It's actually the reason we didn't get our first help. You know what I'm picturing? Yeah. Do you know what I'm picturing?

It was too traumatizing. I'm picturing like a fucking daddy log leg like human being. No, his body's like regular. Just slender man. But below his knees, that part's really long. His shins are like 20 feet tall. Oh, like Chris. Chris has like a normal size human torso and...

And my legs can fucking crumple up on airplane. Yeah. He's a freaking... No, wait, wait, is it the other way around? Don't you have like normal sized human legs in a huge torso? No. He has a regular toy and saw a log legs. Oh, yeah.

Like, every time I sit on a goddamn plane. Like Super Project One runway legs. Sabrina. Yeah, makes my dick look small. How do you go through doors? I just don't get it. Sabrina, you were talking about food. Food?

You limbo from doors. This is like this weird finish thing that I, that, that, um, okay, like, the job that I work at now where you're, you know, stuck behind the desk at the leisure center. This apparently this is like a real thing that happened and I'm still, like, blown away by it. This, like, just blows all of my other stories out of the water. like so my co-worker sitting there and this guy comes up and you know like I said you're kind of like a captive audience you got to sit there and listen to them yeah they can chat to you as long as they want you can't go anywhere so this guy comes up and he's talking to my coworker and he's saying that like he's just kind of venting to her

like you can tell he's really like frazzles and he needs to talk about something and he's really upset and so she's listening and and this guy's like yeah no I clean I clean my neighbor's house and um they like pay me to do it right but like I don't want money or anything. All I ask in exchange is that they give me their like dirty laundry because I really like the way the guy smells. The guy smells? Yeah, yeah. He wants to buy, like he actually literally buys these like dirty clothes

from next door from these neighbors. So the guy, sniff them. Does he beat awful or do you or do sniff them? I'm, I'm assuring you. He's telling this to be a total stranger and just confiding in her that he buys dirty shirts and sniffs them for his own pleasure. That seems like something I would do. And I'm like, I'm talking to her.

I'm like, but wait, like, A, who's agreeing to actually sell their dirty clothes to some... To so fucking psycho? Who would say yes to that? Someone who's like... Someone who's like, will you clean my toilet? Because I don't have to clean my clothes before so. Here, listen.

I don't care if somebody's jacking off on them. Listen, I know it's like crazy, Sabrina. Yeah. But it's actually like a thing, like in Japan and stuff. You can go to vending machines and get like dirty 14-year-old sweaty panties. Here's so weird that shit, dude. I don't get it. And there's a website you can.

actually go to Reddit.com. Shut your fucking bell! Yeah, you can. There's a website you can go to, which is actually where you can like, you can like get the girl's age. Like skid marks and stuff? Yeah, you can get, you can ask them specific things like not to, not to shower for certain days. Yeah. You can ask how they're, like, their sweat glenay, you can ask how sweaty there are. You can get, you can actually get like them to do certain workouts and certain things for you. That's on Reddit. Corey, you know what else you can do?

You can order like little vials of bottles and it says like 10 year old boy anus. Yes. Hold on. Yes, you can do that stuff. That's completely common in Japan. When I hear this shit, I wonder if it's, this is because we bobbed up. Like, they're just radioactive freaks doing this kind of shit. No, no, listen.

You, like, in Japan, it's like you can sell anything as long as you censor it. Anything. So I could buy a little boy sweat asshole. That's the answer it. Censor the butthole. Censor the chocolate starfish. I know what I'm buying. They walk into a fucking.

magazine shop, you know, you have little kids stuff over here, then you have straight up fucking porn magazines, girls' pussy's blurred everywhere, then you're like, want this one, but you can get it because it's blurry and censored. So it's like, it's such a common thing. I always do one when I watch the Japanese poros and it's like, everything, they show everything, but the guy's dick is censored. Yeah. I don't get it. I'm the pussy. The pussy, so there's not so there's sometimes. I just find it funny that it's like, it's like someone's going up to these neighbors and it's like, I mean like, it's one thing that it's like you do that at the calmness. Nile, are you okay?

You're like, you just had TSD. It looks like you just got sick on the inside. After Corey shouted, he recalled back and he's been stuck in the same position. You look like the feet of the witch and the Wizard of Oz and like curl up. You do.

Stuck there, I'm gonna take you up and slapping you. He looks like a more better. He's just sitting there fucking sit at home. Corey, no, when Corey called me out for looking like this, I realized how stupid I look so I was... You've been doing it for fucking ten minutes!

I was trying to bask in it. You know what I'm like Disney sitcoms there's always like... I'm gonna put some pee in his drink. He's gonna drink it. It'd be good if a guy put the little boy in his drink and the old man drank. He's like you're drinking boy sphincter. This tastes like little boy assort.

Wait, actual sphincters? Yes. Sphinctor holes. Sphinctor holes. Like from dead little boys? What are you talking about? How do you get a sphincter hole? You can get that little boy.

You brought that out of nowhere, Corey. How do you eat a fucking boy's butthole? You tell me, Corey. Yeah, Corey. No, I'm sorry. A container? A little container. with a butt hole in it

I think it's just the scent No no no no no it's not a crossword It's like a clon that smells like little boy in it Oh You talk about like a cut out I thought it was like a I thought it was like a donut Like a boy's asshole

Like a boy's ass like with all the trimmings You can't just buy a little boy asshole In a jar of fucking Corey That's what I thought you're That's why I was like this is like This is some That's too far Well listen

You can buy panties out of a fucking vending machine You can set up the sweat bands Of a fucking girl's panties you sure is fucking buy a boy butthole on the fucking black market but not in the Chinese official market So bring it out what have you said The end

Wait Corey before when you shout out of me I just wanted to say I know that website It's like Reddit.com panty selling That's actually it that I'm saying It's not Reddit.com, it's an actual website You stoop You stoop? You stoop?

Yeah I'm just kidding Are we still on the stalker stories? I got a really fucked up stalker story Yeah, basically, I was 14 or 15, I went into GameStop, I bought a PC game, I went home, I put it in my PC, and I wouldn't start. Okay. Wait, this is a, what? Holy shit, this isn't...

Fuck you! Wait, all right. Guys, Irish story, I get it. I get it. I get it. Hold on, no, no, no, no, no, no. Three, two, fuck you, Chris, okay? This is a, this isn't, this isn't a stalker story, this is one of them spooky game stories.

This is a Corey Talker. It's a creepy pasta. It's a cream, crepe potato, crepe pasta. You're like, malfunctioning. You're okay? I was burping while I was talking and thinking and it confused me. Dude, he's having one of the, he's your stalker. This is him.

That's a wig. He sees that. Oh, God. Sabrina. Yeah. You're playing, you're playing Super Mario Bros. Wait. You get a dirty cartridge in the mail.

What the fuck? I don't know what in Ness. Corey. Then you get it. It says Super Mario Brothers Three written in blood. Dirty gray blood. Then you put it in your nests. Why would I put it in?

Mario pops up on a mess. Have one. Hey, yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on. You fucking, you already have holes in your story going. Sorry. I would like to ask Sabrina. Sabrina, yeah. What are the biggest differences between here and Canada? Because you've traveled to both. Oh, yeah. Well, she lives in one. You live in one. You travel to one. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, like, what do you mean? Like, the differences that I experience here? Here's the fucking differences, you know what I mean? Okay, okay. Um, I mean, while I'm hanging out with you guys, the first time I ever came out here, I was always called out every time I would let, like, A, slip out like what's going on hey or like

what's the way? What's the way people that fuck you got that's so cliche Oh shut up Nile That's such an easy joke Shut up Nile Zach I can't No you with your with your

That is such an accent I can't say I can't say eggs probably Like yeah you say eggs but yeah But that's because you're fucking bizarre Like that's whoa What No like your accent Jojo bizarre

Cause Corey drank too much swamp water It's not swap water It's meth water Look But Sabrina I heard you say house. I heard you say all that. But don't call you out about it.

House? That's like Scottish. What are you talking about, man? Say it. Say it. Oh, you like, when I say about it. I'm going to check it. You said house.

Yeah, well, I don't know how to do it. House. House. House. House. Isn't it like house? Yeah. You do, you do, you do, you do, you do.

You do, you do, you do. That's the only, like, catches you up. But it doesn't catch me. Like, it's, like, it's negligible. It's not like a huge, like, standout kind of thing. Yeah, you can do it. A lot of things, a lot of North Northern American say it too. Like, when you get to...

You're not saying... Yeah, yeah. So you say aboot. You say abut. Not a boot. Not a boot, but like... About. About.

About. About. About. About. About. About. About. It's a boot.

Well, this fucking stupid. Do you not say it's about? No, that's about. It's like tomato, tomato, potato. Yeah, exactly. Who cares? Yeah. Yeah.

I care. Like, like, that's pissing me off. Hold on. Oh, hold on. Zach. Hold on. Why is it being, why it's being sued with me? I called you out for the car myself.

Because I know that you're the one who did that. No, I was not an A-Coloradoader. Okay. You were. You know, actually, a majority of you guys are all from outside of the states. From where? Zach wanted to do something. Out-s out?

Out-side. Hold on. Zach wanted to do something, like, for podcasts. Okay. Because apparently I'm really stupid. You're not. Shut up. They wanted to ask me history.

History questions. Okay. Oh, okay. They wanted to ask me a history question, each podcast. Or like, a series of three questions. So, one, you should do the honors. because you're like... I have a question.

Ask me a social studies question. I'm not going to know. This one... Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. Who is the prime minister of Canada?

Uh, is the emperor? You're close. Yeah, that's actually very close, close, that's surprisingly close. Wait, what? You said, what did you say? Dampere? His name starts with an S. His first name.

He said the emperor. Oh, he said the emperor. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I think you said something else. You're completely off. Yeah, I went. And then you guys went, wow, he's right.

And I was like, oh, no, I thought he said. I thought he said. I thought, I only heard like the last four letters. That's kind of close. Okay. So his first name starts with an ass? Sam Demper?

Cori. You're so cold. Hold on, hold on. I said, I thought you said Denver. And I said it wasn't, but it was close. And you just took what I said and used it. What? You said emperor.

And I said, oh, you said Denver. I thought that was close. No, I didn't. I didn't even hear it. Now you just said it. Now you said Demper. You said Demper? That's history questions.

All right. Reveal the actual... It is Stephen Harper. Yeah. I thought he said Denver. I was like, oh, that's kind of close to me. Sam Demper is because Sam Pepper was in your head or something. I said, no, emperor. I thought he said Emperor.

I thought he said Emperor. I was like, oh, that's close to... First of all, I was asking a question, is a prime minister also an emperor? No. No. Okay, so I lost. That's okay, though. It wasn't fair.

It's outside of the country. You all asked me a question. It's a question. It's a U.S. specific, right? Like, only the U.S. Yeah. I mean, basic Canada. He's like, you ask me something.

Okay, okay. Who? I don't know, man. You do. Okay. Which president was elected four times? It's the only president to ever be elected four times. Uh, JFK?

He was elected once a guy's head blow and off. Okay, Nile, your turn. No, this is that question time of Corey, man. You got answers. Corey, you have three guesses. That was one. Um... He had a big blank...

Dick. On his left blank. The first name was... Balls. Yes. On his left... Thigh. Yes! They were stuck.

No, Corey, two were guests, two were presidents. Go! 30 seconds, Corey. Dick Ball, Thigh, Jr.? No, that was... That was vice president, you idiot! Not even the right vice president. This is bullshit. This is confusing me.

Why does he... What? Four times! Four times! What's your three pa? Do you have the answer, Zach? I'm actually, like, confused from the start to finish. I don't even know what's going on.

Okay, last, last, last, last... Last... last... First letter of his last time is R. Roosevelt. Which one? Uh... General? No, there's two Roosevelt, Corey.

Which one? We'll give him that. Okay. Wait, there's... Theodore and Franklin D. Franklin D or Theodore. Don't just pick one. Don't cheat.

Can I guess? Theodore. Is this from like way back or is this like, 30s? 30s or 40s. Roosevelt? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We concluded that.

Oh, shit, yeah, okay. So Teddy Roosevelt? He's the other one. Frank. Shit, I don't know that. Okay. Okay, so now that we're all, we're poking at Corey.

You got to get half right. Oh, I said JFK instead of FDR. No, no, no, there was two Rosel. I was thinking of initials. We're poking at Corey, but check this out. Corey. What year Did Sonic Orr come out?

I don't fucking know What backfired? You fucking idiot Hey Niall, what you did a castaway come out? Castaway? Yeah. You artist? You're the real artist now It backfired on the history Go

What? Sonic Or was 97 What did you do buffy come out? 19907 Dug! Ask me another Sonic question. I got Sonic in the bag. Sonic.

Shoes to Sonic wear in Sonic Adventure 2 battle. He wears red with green. You fucking idiot. It's not it at all. You're right, that's the color, but that's not the kind of shoe. So, it was, I forget what it is too. Okay. Wheelies.

Ask Corey, what more history question? One more Sonic history question. One more Sonic history question. White year was robotic born. 1842. You're right. You're right. How did you a robot in 1842, and they didn't even have that technology at that time?

God, Corey. Who is Dr. Robotnik based on his appearance? Adolf. Roosevelt. Yes, he is, he is! Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is based on Roosevelt. What?

The first one guy who smiles and his fucking glasses. Also, fun fact, the teddy bears are after Teddy Roosevelt. Is it? Yeah. Wow. Really? Yeah. I'm telling you, I'm smart.

How many bones does a human brain have in it? Go. Zero. Fuck you, it's two. The big bone, the big bone and the small bone. Oh. Scientific names. How many brains are there in your head?

Like, parts. Seven. The cerebellum, the right brain and the left brain, retard. Actually, Serabella was a real part of a real. I know. Well, there's more than that. There's the medulla avangata. There's the cerebral cortex.

That's bullshit. You know what's fucked up with the medulla ablegana? The first one of the only reason I still noticed because... Waterboy. Waterboy. That's not even a joke. I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah, but the Waterboy, they actually.

got it wrong. They said that that's responsible for anger. I know that. I know that I know that word. I retain that word this far into... Most people did, yeah. Mandula, Ablangana. It's like how people for, remember how to spell beautiful? You're left-handed, right? You're so mighty? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Is anyone else here left-handed? No, right-handed. No, we're not retarded. You're the only one here that's left-handed? I'm the only I did know that. I did know what's really weird though? I don't know if this is like me only, but I draw and do everything like art-wise on my right hand, but my left-hand I do everything else. Like catching and...

She's just a bit, Corey. Jerking off. I jerk off on my left hand. Cool. I'm, I'm, I'm, my guy. Why? Hmm? Why?

Because I can't do with my right. But there's no reason. You also fuck your hand, though. No, I mean, I, yeah, because I lie down. I fuck my hand. Explain this. Explain this. Basically.

Sabrina, how much people jack off, guys, jack up is this? Sabrina. Oh, I jack off. Oh, my God. Sabrina. Nile. Explain what you do, you fucking psycho. We've got a lady on the premises.

Huh. Have you ever finally flick you? Yeah. Have you ever violently flicked you? your bean head spit in your eye. No, Corey, I am not. Of you?

Have you ever flicked the bean? You fucking scumbach, I think it's the equivalent to a girl going on all fours and flicking the bean, what I do. Nile fucks his hair. Like Ted Bundy. No, what you do is you grab your dick

and you fuck your dick when you line down. You flicked the beans of underage team. No. I'm sorry. Corr, would you rather flick a girl's bean or potato? Potato. If I pull the bean out, will it turn into a penis? Would you masturbato the potato? How stretchy is the labina?

The labia. What? The latina? How stretchy is the labia? Oh, it's like an elastic band, so when you probably goes... If you pull it in or head sinks in though, I'm not a gynecologist. I'm not a gynecologist.

I don't fucking help. I'm stretching as a penis. Listen, see, guys, guys can have stretchy penises. I got a stretchy dick. I can stretch it all the way up to my mouth. And blow into it, like, a balloon. So, like, one of those Armstrong toys? You could, like, shut it in the door and walk away.

I have a question. I have stretchy balls. I can, like, cover, like, over a dinner table. Yeah, no, can, like, when he got stuck outside the flat ones, right? He wrapped his balls up over his body, and he stayed in, like, a tent overnight. He blew hot, he blew his hands. You know, when I was a kid, I used to my brother, like, six. We were, like, one or two.

No, I didn't buck him yet, but not yet. But I used to... Why didn't you go to that? We used to... I fucked my brother, but I used to pull my balls out as far as I could. We used to call... We used to call floggy squirrels. Pull our ball sacks, get all the way out.

That's what I used to do. All right. Like, that's a funny squirrel. That's what I used to do. Because it looks over all like that. You know what I used to do? You know what I used to do. You hold it up to a cop.

You hold it up to a cock with your fucking dick cheese. Zach, you hold it up to a light. And you can see... I can't get into this debate again. You can see the sperm. What? You see it fluctuating inside your body. Sabrina.

Have you guys ever wrapped your balls Your ball thing up over your dick? Yes Sprina have you ever No but I want to do that now No all you gotta do is Roll your PSA to itself and pull your ballsack over it Sabrina don't act like you can't do it

The conversation Girls have labia and make it fast just as far You can stretch your vaginal flaps You can pull your badge out Are you comfortable talking about the You know your thing Your four tits? Your pussy hole

Your four tits Sabrina actually has Not really but Sabrina has calls for a vagina I didn't actually mean, that's not a creepy. The way- Beagle ears, as they say. That's not my words!

Oh my god! The Batwings... It sounded creepy when I said that, but I meant it was mad. I was trying to say, went to a joke. I feel bad because, like, I think, like, people that are closer watch stuff? Huh? Huh? Like your family? What? No, not really.

They don't? I mean... Look, Corey. Everyone can talk about their stretchy parts. I'll talk about it's a fucking... I don't care. Coah talking about it's such a asshole. I don't have a little asshole. I don't have a stretchy asshole.

Oh, I begged the difference. I saw you. I saw you. I opened your door with Tom Corny. I saw you stretching your asshole out and about. Out and about? I was doing it for you. Spending over, stretching it over.

Let me tell you something, Zach. Zach. Pulled his asshole out. I saw, I saw, I saw your fucking eyes pews under the door. And then slip back in. You fucking plug that door open really loud. And I spread it as far as I could. To show you all the hole.

Zach, Zach, look. through the keyhole and he saw an eye looking at him and then he opened the door I thought my eye at but sock and shoved to the keyhole was like, Corey saw it and Corey fired it in his face. Hey Corey, open your mouth and when you open your mouth you can see the light coming all the way through. What would we be talking? I have no idea.

Stretchy pussies and dix. In assholes. Actually, we should wrap this up now. Thank you for joining us Sabrina on sleepy cast. It was really fun. Thank you. Your story was great and we will have you again on some other episode. Everybody should go check to the stop.

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