SleepyCabin - SleepyCast 20 - [Hardly Gay Q&A]

Episode Date: March 27, 2015

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There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin, there's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch bullshit. Welcome to Sleepycast, our special Q&A episode, episode 20. Yeah.

I'm Stamper TV Hanging out with Zach, psychic pebbles Hey boys and girls Chris Oney Rice Pirate Mick And Corey Spaz Kid Hello And today is our

You suck on it Super Sprescent Q&A episode I forgot to take your cocaine So let's get some questions What are these questions Come from Stamper I actually don't know where you got these fucking things I don't know either

Let's move on Did you put Is this from like Reddit and shit? This is for Reddit. Onorg Backslash Sleepy Cabin Subreddit

From the awesome fans of Sleepy Cabin who had amazing, intriguing, introspective questions for all of us I give them all a B-minus. What do you get asked

constantly? Oh, what happened to garbage and rubbish? The two foxes, if you don't know. The two foxes, yeah, if you don't know just go to my channel

and you'll see a couple of videos. Anyways, we found them dead. They're actually dead. They're actually dead. So, they're not going to

back in the, they died. I feel bad lying, man. They're not dead. They're dead. I killed them. They're cheated on the bad. They're dead to you. They're dead to us.

They're dead in general, but they're in the back. Just leave them alone. You gave them everything. Or not, because they could be dead. They're stuck in a grill thousands of miles away. They're fucking gone. They're foxes. They're foxes in the middle of the town.

There you go. You know what? Everybody just wants a happy ending. Yeah, you know, they're both fucking somewhere in a bush. Fucking Disney movie. Yeah, dude. They're happy, happily ever after. They got a big house and a big yard and they're

fucking every day. They're animals. Yeah, like animals. Guys, that's fine, though. I'm just saying, can foxes be gay? Anything can be gay. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Can foxes be gay? Chinese people can be gay? Come on to you, Mick. I'm on to you. Chinese people could be gay. Absolutely. That's insane. You know what, they kind of have to? If you think about the population of China, they have this huge... Yeah, there's more guys and girls, right?

Absolutely, dude. There's like five girls in all of China, and there's like 18 billion Chinese people. You're going to have to find the way to... It also makes sense, too, because, like, I also heard that they're getting tired of like relationships and having the deal with That was Japan That was in Japan where there was that weird Like none of them wanted to have sex But yeah like

It's the same thing Just take the border away Like if you go on Tinder There's like five girls And then the rest of them are dudes What you think Chinese guys get Like really stoker They see like the small thumbnail

They're like like it's just a girl looking guy They're like god damn Of course yeah They do How you say gay and Mandarin How do you say homosexual Tongingian Step-Ring yeah

That's he said Tomshiny Stop up I'll stop up Wait Tongsinian Tonging Lien I think

It's been long time. Tone Shane Lee. Do they have like, they have like the slanderous one that's like you can, because you can't say that. Oh yeah. Like you,

yeah. I don't know what it is. Fag versus, you know, homosexual. Because I think that is homosexual. That's the equivalent of homosexual. So I don't know what the equivalent of fag is because that's a naughty word. All right.

Where did, uh, Carrie Byron ass says, where did the name Sleepy Cabin come from? Yeah, where'd come from? Me stapper. We sat around and tossed around a lot of ideas.

What was the original idea? It was the original. No, no, no, what was the original? Originally, like it was... Yeah, I mean, we played with candle cabin. We played with boner cabin. No, no, what was that? Cockbomb.

Cockbomb was the original. I've owned Cockbomb for years. And then we have a cuddle pile as well. Cuddle pile. Cogop. Cuddle pile. Why is it decided that Cockbub was too hard to, like, market, yeah, and advertising stuff?

Yeah, I mean, I want to want a lot of Jew jokes and stuff like that. Yeah, we threw that at the fucking... Cuddle pile. The logo would have been badass, though, for Cockpulls. It sounds like a big old bunch of kittens just together. No, it doesn't. Not. Yes, it does.

Cuddle pile, isn't that like some, like reference to gay something? It sounds like a, it sounds like a furry term, like a furry site. You would go to Cuddle Pile and it would be all lit up in rainbows. I go to Cuddle Pile and see cat vines, cute kittens and a little ball. I don't know. You would go to Cuddle Pile and you would see guys and furry. Yeah, no, I was going to see furrier. Shity you guys are going to say.

Furries. That's exactly what have been in Furies. They would just be guys. fucking guys are very different suit. Cutopyle.com. Yeah, it'd be Corey in a kangaroo costume, blowing guys. Yeah, it would at Codopil.com.

Cora, get in my pouch. If you were a cagaroo, would you put people inside your pouch? I would be a kangaroo. That's the last fucking much soup that I would want to be. And I would come in it. I would come in your pouch, Cor.

Would you clear it out, Corey? You'd, like, reach down for your keys and you just pull up a handful of gis. And Stanford would be standing behind you, Snicker. Why is he going to the bank with his costume on? He's like, oh, where's my fucking cussing?

It's a functional outfit. It's, yeah, it's a functional pocket that I stick my keys and my important stuff, like my wallet in. Yeah, jizz. But that's where sleepy cabin came from. It worked out well. Yeah, it's beautiful. It came from Corey's Congru Cump pouch.

Corry's Cangaroo Cumpouch or. That's the name of the episode. I think you guys picked it right. Corey's Cigrew Cubs Cubs Cubs Couch. Okay, I guess we answered that one, all right. Don't say that. No. Okay, okay, so off the back of that one,

Ha-7-Eleven? Is this supposed to look like Hawaii? Let me read by that here, right. Which one is it? H-A-W-7-E-Eleven. Asks, which Sleepy Cabin member gave you the worst first impression? And you know what, we'll do best first impression as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, all right, Corey, you start. My best first impression. Well, I guess it would have to be based on who I was more worried to meet. that would kind of like outweigh like the person I really wanted to meet Well, the mistakes are the highest Don't you mean the best first impression was the person you're least

Yeah, I think when they say worst impression That even like an asshole but just like You met somebody and you're like What the fuck's wrong with that guy? And they beat him twice and you're like oh He's just a weird first experience or whatever Yeah and you don't even have to meet them It could have been online before you even met them

It's the first impression that you know Was there anybody that you were kind of scared to meet? That wasn't the point. You? Yeah. Me? Yeah because of my group Oh.

Of, like, horrible people. I thought you had, like, a bad impression of what I would be like, if we ever met. I was afraid to meet you. You need to say names, man. They don't see you pointing them. I was afraid to meet Stamper. I was, I wasn't really afraid to meet Zach because I was going to be meeting Zach and riding on a plane to Philly. So I feel like, once we met, I wouldn't be.

But I was also really afraid to meet Chris. Yeah. Like, meeting Chris was probably, like, the easiest one because after you meet him, like, okay, I know exactly how he's going to be. You're really afraid. But I was really afraid to meet Mick. I was really afraid to meet Mick. I was telling you, I was like, man, I swear to God. And then I came up to Nick.

I was like, he's the nicest guy ever. I came up to Mick, like an innocent schoolgirl, like meeting her first tarum. And then you turned around and you were drunk and you were just like, oh! And then you said all these really nice things. And I went into the other room and I was like, oh my God, I feel so horrible. And I wanted to puke. But with Stamper, like I met Stamper and we hung out for a little bit. And I was kind of nervous.

But by the end of the day, I kind of knew what I was in for. But I would say you were. Sounds like your worst and best impressions were kind of smashed to be. I would say, I would say my first best impression was in Yukarn, because it was like, we met at the other point, then we started drawing. It was, it was natural. It was my best was with you, yeah. I don't know, I'd say my worst, I don't know. I was a little, I wasn't really afraid to meet Sam, but I just didn't really know him that well.

Same thing with Jeff, too. I don't actually thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought Jeff was Jose, my mind chamber from Newcast. I saw, I saw Jeff, and I was, I was like, because I had been, I talked to Jeff for a little bit before that in line, but I never actually saw. I keep forgetting that people think that faggots part of sleepy cabin. Little bitch! I actually completely forgot when I met Jeff. I met Jeff and I was like, I did say anything, but I was like, oh, I shook his hand and I was like, oh, he's my chamber.

He's my chamber. Yeah, no, I don't know why I thought that, but then like 10 days later, so I was like, it's John Utah. I was like, oh. Oh, I'll be talking to that guy. I know. He's not black. Corp.

Can I tell, can I tell? He's close. He's like on the middle guy. There's white and everything else below us. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, if you've, Cori, can I, before anybody else continues with the, he's in the black pile, what, it's close? He's his Spaniac.

Can I, can I, can I tell a story like a small, it's, it's related to this, but can I say it before anybody else goes? Wait, so, he's Hispanic, like Mexican? Collie! Like tacos? Brown. Can I, can I, can we talk about how, brown skin? Can we talk about your first experience of eating eagorepter, Aaron?

Can you tell, oh, yeah, I'll tell you that first impression. There's a story behind this. Okay. There's a story behind me. Yeah, this is fucking, this is hilarious, okay? We were, it was almost like our own little slumber party in a Stamper's house upstairs in Chris's room. And Chris is like, Chris fucking started. He's like, man, I hope when he meet Aaron, he's not all weird.

And then I was like, what are you talking about? And then I didn't know what the, I think you were there too. I was definitely here. Stamper, I'm pointing at Stamper. I was definitely there. Somebody said, like, then they just kept spitfire. They're like, oh, he has like mild autism. him. Like, he has this thing

in his neck where he has, like, he has to do a twitch every 20 seconds. He's like, yeah. He has to sit here. He's like, oh, just, duh. He, like, spits everywhere. And don't get offended if, like, mid-conversation he runs away and hides in, yeah, yeah.

And then they said, and he wears a fanny pack. Yeah, he wears a fanny pack full of broken fucking crayolacranes in markers. I remember specifically I made that laugh because I could, I almost, I almost fucking laughed. He said, he has a fanny pack with crayons. He always, like,

dh. And I was like, spits everywhere. There's jobs on everything. And he's a slobby chin. Yeah, he's a... Oh, he has a lip, too. He's like a weird gip lip. Yeah.

But what's really funny is... Hold on one little shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The best part is, like, I was still like, okay, I don't care if he's like this, like, deformed idiot retard. I still want to meet him. Yeah. And then when I met him at a Pico Day, these motherfuckers must have, like, updated him. Because when I shook his hand, I was like, oh, hey, what's up?

He's like, hey, and he, like, did the Twitch thing. And I didn't see his fanny pack, so I was still on the fence. And then when I was sitting on the couch, like, throughout the night, I was just kind of like, I was like, oh my God, I feel so bad. I had no idea. He was like a fucking, I don't know how I'm going to be able to talk to him or hang out with them because I don't know how to socializes those people. Dude, we said something like, make sure you don't look him in the eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said if you look him in the eyes, you like just get like, like, like, like, like, like, like, monkey.

I would love to see that mean. What's funny though is, yeah, we fucking, we fucking, we updated it before, before he even were like, dude, we told those stuff. He's like, oh, that's pretty funny. And so, yeah, just fucking Cory Maudley. Corey was, like, traumatized. I think he even came to- By the end of the night. I went up to Zach, and I'm like, you know,

even though he's like this, I still want to meet him. He came up to me and he was like, man, I had no idea. I thought you guys were just fucking with him. We were like, no, dude, he's really like that. And then how did you figure out when you were bullshitting you? How did you actually end up? I'm pretty sure, because he came up to me laughing like an asshole. And I'm like, fuck you, dude.

But, yeah, that. So that was another best thing question. I would say that my, my worst. impression was probably from Chris Yeah, dittos. Because I did this dot dot dot video and it got way too overexposed and Tom left it on the front page of Newgrounds for like a

year and I was getting so fucking tired of it but whatever I guess it was getting views and stuff but I felt terrible because all these other people were making like legitimate cartoons and shit and then there was this typography that was just fucking sitting there. Anyways I remember reading the review from Chris

and he was like... What was the score? Do you remember what it was? It was like a three or Oh, was it? I think, I don't know, we can always go back. It was probably a two or something. Yeah, it was like, you know what? This is fine for what it is, but this is like out of control and it shouldn't be getting the attention it deserves or whatever. And I think I commented back and I was like, dude, I totally agree.

But I was like, wow, Chris is really harsh. But obviously. I don't know how you garnered so much hatred in the early days. I don't know. I mean, I tried to be as friendly as I could about you. I don't think I'd even piss people up people. It does. I think this guy.

Yeah, it's like it can't be real. Like you can't actually. Oh, yeah. He's a little. It was like fucking lying about that shit. I don't think I ever had bad experience with you, I can say. No, you reached out to me for the cartoon stuff, and I just started voicing the film. What was, I hate, did you put you on the spot, but do you remember what the first video?

It was before, it was the Skyrim. It was the Skyrim. It was the Skyrim. It was like, yeah, that was like 2011. Yeah, and then right after that, we did the two block one, and then we also did the Pokemon one as well. That's right. That's right. I think the best one was probably Stamper only because it was so unexpected.

Because I had been talking to Joy, like on the forums and stuff or whatever, and we, and And we'd been talking a little bit, so I didn't really know a whole lot of people when I showed up to Pico Day for the first time. But when I did show up, Joy came over and she was like, hey, someone wants to meet you. And I was like, oh, who's that? She's like, Stamper. And I was like, oh, Stamper. Like, you know, I hadn't read too much. Oh, Cosmic Death.

Yeah. Yeah, a phenomenal artist. But anyway, so she had mentioned that Stamper wanted to meet. And I was like, oh, what does that mean? It's like, yeah, he's out in the parking lot. And I was like, oh, okay. But then I went over and literally, you just like, I walked over it. And he just, like, he was leaning up against his car and he stood up and he stuck his arms out for a hug.

And I was like, oh, okay. And that was it. That's literally it. Yeah. This is the same way for me. Only I was more introverse when I went up to you. Introverse? You know, we were talking about your dictionary, your, your, your, your lexicon of words.

He said something yesterday was like eminless or so. He said, he, that wasn't an evidence. It's amazing. No, I love it. You throw it out with so much confidence. Like, this is what this word's going to be right now. Well, you can't crack down them because you always understand it. Yeah.

Right. Anyways, that was my best and worst. What about you, Chris? My worst first impression draws with Mick and Stamper, because the first time I met you, Mick, you were drunk off your tits, right? Yeah. And you, no, it's not bad, right? I just didn't know, right?

But basically, Mick came up to me at Pico Day. He's like, you're only, man! And he, like, grabbed me and started hanging off of me and swinging me around. And being like, man, Jack Matthews is the... I'm making a fan animation. I was just like, oh, cool, dude. I didn't know what to say to him because he was fucking screaming in my ears. huge Asian

Yeah, this big fucking buffed dude I was like What the fuck is going on? Anyways, you're swinging me around the room screaming

And I was like Yeah, that's cool dude Like a gorilla flopping in your body I didn't understand But I know you now You're the nice man I've ever met

But Also, Stamper was weird Because he said that whole Yeah You know That whole spiel Like yeah

I don't like you And I was like Oh And like Big inspiration I fucking Shat my pants And left

Best first impression Was Corey Yeah Because you were a fucking cyberbullie Maniac asshole that scared the shit. I don't get this.

Corey, this is not a joke, right? The only reason I was ever nice to you was because I was afraid that you'd bully me. Oh, no. I never cut that by them. They're really good at bullying people. No, Corey and his little gang,

they were fucking scary. They would ruin people with their cartoons and shit, so. I don't know, but I remember, I'm not going to go into all of it, but I remember I met Corey because I made a video

of making your death, Chris. I think you're dead. And Corey, I remember when Corey said on the video, it said, why all these faggots say you hate only? I was like, oh, who's this guy? He had me on Skype. I'm doing this big controversial cartoon or whatever

and the second I started talking about this guy's cool. I never, I'm not saying but I'm saying I'm the outlier because a lot of people had that vibe were like, man this guy is like an asshole. I will say that Corey's abilities he does kind of have a superpower and when he was on the dark side

it was such a date, like you just didn't want to be on his bad side so I'm glad you smile more. I mean Stamper you even had that kind of thing like I remember you in Jeff said something like man, Corey this guy could fucking make a whole video about you if you get on his bad So, however. Corey gets information about people. You don't even know how he gets it either.

It's like, yeah, when you were seven, you shoot your diaper or whatever. You wore a diaper until you were seven. And Colin's like, makes a video about that. And you're crying your diaper. He just calls up this guy and he gets a manila envelope with like a photo with a paper clip on it. And he has all this confidential information. I'm not afraid that you're like you were a dick or anything. I was just afraid because you were already making troll videos about people, right?

And I knew that much. And I was like, okay, this guy. and his friends they seem like they they would fuck you if you fuck with them so I'm gonna be nice That's the only reason that like I was nice right oh dude that whole like group I was with they were all I'm not sorry let me clarify I'm not saying I was only nice to because that I'm nice to most people like everyone Yeah, but I was extra nice too nice too nice too I was gonna say the moral of the story is I'm like a mobbillies and no the moral of that yes Bidie the moral of the story is Corey bullied or he was mean to people who usually kind of warranted it

Yeah that's about it you're your ex you're so nice that's your You got a fucking Oscar for bullying people. I wouldn't do it anymore. I have to, like, put my time toward things that actually came on it. Everyone's growing up since. We've all big boys now. But, yeah, it's weird, though, because, like, that group, it's almost like being in, like, um, I was about to use another word for my thesaurus. It makes no fucking sense.

It's all right. I don't want you to sense to say it like that. It literally makes no sense what I was about to say. But it was almost going to slip out of my mouth. Say the word. I want to hear it now. All right. I was going to be like, it was almost like I was stuck.

in my own fraternal Twilight Zone episode. See, Colin, whenever you're about it, it's never bad. It can never be bad. That's what I was going to say. And it's because, like, all these guys had this facade. I had no idea who the fuck they were. One guy's identity probably is non-existent, and he

either faked his own death, or he just left. Like, I'm not even joking. This is, like, some shit that, like, people... And another one was, like, completely the exact opposite. It would be, like, what's a movie where a guy says he's something, like, an identity theft, who says he's somebody, but he's like the exact opposite

of that somebody. Like a serial killer who's like, I'm this and he describes himself and then when you meet it, he's the exact opposite of what he was describing. I'm sure they exist. Yeah. And it's like... Identity thief with that one comedian. Yeah. They got like 5% of wrong tomatoes. That's literally like my existence

like in that group was I was with these guys. And they were just horrible. Like they would just spend their whole time on Newgrounds boasting about how impressive their whistle status was and how many how many like thoughtful reviews they leave and stuff. How much of a thumbs up? And they would just, yeah. And they would just

shit on everyone. They'd shit on Mick. They would shit on you. They would shit on Aaron. They shit on Chris, really? Yeah, they should. I thought they were fans of you. No, these are the kind of guys who, when, like, if there's 10 of you in a Skype call and one guy leaves, they're all like, that guy's a faggin, he's a piece of shit. And when that guy comes back and a different guy leaves,

the rest of the guys are like, that guy's a piece of shit. Yeah, they're all too-faced. When one of the guys were leaving, they all shit-talking, the second he comes, like, really shit-talk him. Yeah. Really shit-talk him. It was, like, super toxic. And the second they came back here, they will, like, be quiet. She talked to somebody else.

Yeah, exactly. Because I remember, like, I never had anything against Mick, and I was kind of getting tired of them, like, shitting on Mick. And then, like, there was that time I was trying to set up API or whatever for a flash cartoon. And I was, like, I was like, I was like, I'm going to ask Mick since he's smart and he knows this kind of stuff. And I asked him. And then he was very helpful. And then it made me realize, like, it's like, why am I, this kind of like, you, if you're in, like, that perfect world.

and then suddenly you start like scraping at the wall and you realize outside the world is like this dark and gray area where everything is the opposite and horrible and you're like, wait, I'm living in a lie. Wow, that's really, that's some pretty deep imagery. I think that's basically what it was. I was surrounding myself with so much people who are assholes and I realize like, poisonous is what it is.

Look, look, I think there's like an appropriate amount of like self-awareness and honesty and criticism, but then there's like, then there's taking it too far and just being a bitter human being. My favorite. It hates everything that matter what. what it is, how it is, or whatever. My favorite part, and we don't need to keep going on about it. Yeah.

But my favorite part, though, was you were saying that at the end of, I didn't even know until later, until you told me, Corey, that one of the main reasons, you would ask, like, dude, why are you being so mean? And then it ended up boiling down to, I don't like his face. Yeah, oh, no, yeah. He was like, look at him. He looks like he was born next to a radiation.

I know. Fuck people like that where I'm like, I hate your face. Oh, my God. It was like, it was like eight-year-old schoolyard insults. Like when I was asking, I was like, why don't you? guys were fucking Brad Bats under him. He's like, why don't you like Mick? He's like, have you seen him?

He looks ugly. And I'm like, oh my God, you're a faggit. And then I had to like leave. I'll tell you, if you're a fucking, if you're a model with a six-packed app like a 10-inch stick, you can, you could call people ugly. He's an he was an ex-Abracombie-Fitch model who didn't go to school.

Hey, I don't think I'm the prettiest, but I just thought that was the funniest reason to be like, I hate this guy. Is that what they hated you? Yeah. They hated your face? Apparently, that's what it boiled down to. But you're a chisled man.

No. Have you never seen someone, though, I've been like, I don't like their face. I'm going to stay there now. Yeah, no, but, like, I don't like Anita Sarkisian's face because she always has a smirk. I think we talked about it. Yeah, she always has this.

It's not even her skeletal structure. It's just her, she always has a smug look on her face. Yeah, and there's actually a video called, if you guys YouTube it, it's called bitchy face syndrome. They're like, dude, they're not, it's just they have a bitchy face. You know what I mean that they're mean or they're bad. No, no, yeah. You don't have that face or something.

Yeah, resting bitch face, that's right. Resting bitch face. I think she wears too much makeup Yeah, too No, she does What is she a slut? Would she have to doll herself up for men? Oh!

Okay This is controversial What's next? Oh wait, hold on My best first impression Was probably toss up between Mick and Corey Because it was just so easy going

My worst first impression Was probably Nile Yeah What's that? He like laughed right after that And it's not because he did anything wrong Because he's just like a genuinely nice guy and when I met him, he was just like smiling at me warmly for no reason.

And I was like, what the fuck is his problem? No, I remember one thing that happened that maybe, like, I don't, I don't, can I ever experience? Neither you or not, I remember this because you guys were both drunk. But maybe I, I rebelled inside myself when this happened. We were in the kitchen talking, and I walked in, and I don't know, people think when people go bald, they lose all of their hair, but Stamper just shaved his head. So Stamper does hair for like a week or something, and he walked into the office. And he walked into the kitchen.

And I was like, wow, I thought you couldn't grow any hair. He started touching Stamper's head. Stamper, like, recoiled and walked out. And I was, like, I was, like, cringing into myself. I was like, oh, my God. That was, like, his first time ever being Stanford. That's like walking up to a bowl and being, and poking in the eyeballs going, wow, you're a bull. It's like having a black friend going, wow, your hair bills look sheep or whatever.

It's like, dude, what are you doing, you idiot? Do you remember the first time I met, no? I totally forgot about that. I don't even remember that. The first time I met, no, was in the house, and you brought him over with his girl at the I invited him over, yeah. And we were all sitting downstairs, watch TV, and I thought he was normal,

and then he got a little drunk, and then he pulled down his pants and put his dick in my face. Oh, yeah. That's not a joke. Yeah. Well, the first time you met. He thought he was being, like, funny,

and I was like, you fucking rapist. Drunk Nile was a scary Nile. No, but, like... Does he do that? It wasn't his dick. It was his, like... It was his, like... It was his boxer.

It was his boxer dick. But still, he was, like, right in Chris's face. You could smell it. I could smell it. Nobody was laughing. It was just like a palpable, like you could cut the uncomfortable

with a knife It was so uncomfortable. I got really uncomfortable. Same thing with the Stanford thing too. I was like, I actually, I don't think you've never like cringed that much.

My body, my shoulder's in that thing where I was like, oh, I don't even remember that. You were like, oh, and you bailed.

You're like, now that I can't remember it next to my scene. I still don't even remember. I just remember my first time seeing Nile. He was just like smiling at me with a blank stare

on his face and not saying anything. His eyes were kind of going in like two opposite direction. And it was bothering me because, like, I saw him on the couch and he was smiling at me. And there's, like, nothing wrong with that. And I was like, what the fuck is his problem? And everyone's like, oh, he's a really nice guy.

And I went to the kitchen and I came back in the living room and then he was still smiling at me. And I just wanted to be like, what? What? What is it? What? Say it. Yeah. It's so weird.

It's like this because he's a really, you know, come to find out, he's just smiling at me because he's a nice guy. But normally when people smile like that at you, they're like, I know something you don't know. Yeah, yeah. Or fucking. Or fucking they feel like... You got something to say? Just fucking say it. They're like, oh, here's this fucking asshole.

I'm better than he is. He just went, fuck you, dude. Fuck you. Turns out, Nile's a really nice guy. He's okay. And he's got beautiful eyes. He does. Oh, wait, hold on.

I'm going to take this opportunity to give a little shout out to William B. Good. A very nice gentleman that sends us stuff all the time and he's super cool and he's going to get himick off cigarettes. Golf Club? Oh, thank you. Is he word to Golf Club? Cup. Clap.

Go clap. You have a beer in my head. Cup clap. Stop. Thanks, William. Be good. Thank you, William. Oh, I think he's also

the guy you said me the Richard Nixon pin. He sure did. Well, thank you. Oh, that's the guy? Yes. That is this guy. He's like, you know what?

From the way you describe him and what he's been giving people, he's like red from Josh Inc. Redemption. He's like a guy who can get you. He's our sugar daddy. Yeah, nice guy. Thank you, sir.

Moving on. Very much. I like this question. What's that one, Chris? Say it. It's from Wolfman Mario Fan. We'll forgive you for that There's a big wearer.

We'll put a Mario. Like, how on? What makes you burn out And what do you do to regain motivation? What makes you burn out? What makes you burn out? So what makes you, when you look, you're like, what gets you in a rut?

Okay. How do you get out of it? I feel like that's a multifaceted response. Yeah. Because I feel like a lot of people get burnt out because they're doing work that they don't want to be doing. Oh, I see. They're working for other people.

You're saying that you're saying what makes you burn out wouldn't necessarily be what makes you burn out during a project. You're talking about what means you burn out in general? I think we should answer, like, what makes each individual person run out and how to get out of it. I think

Stanford's going to do this. I think maybe the answer is not how to regate for burning up, but how to not burn out. Is that what you go with Stanford? Yeah, why not both? Well, yeah. I can tell you what I do. There's that too, yeah. Like, for example, we all like what we do. And if most people worked in the same fashion that we work, they would easily get burnout. Because, like,

we all work like 12, 14-hour days. Because we like what we're doing. Now, eventually, over the years, it'll catch up to me, And I'll be like, dude, you need to fucking stop for a second. Yeah. I think that's why we party so hard too sometimes. Not all of us, but some of us. They're like many vacations.

Yeah, it's like you work for 14 hours for a week and then you just need to get blasted. I'll tell you a golden rule that might solve everybody's problems is to fucking get out more. Like if you're a comedian and you keep hitting brick walls and writers block, go to the fucking store and observe people. You need to go out and like talk to talk to you. You're not going to generate ideas for being stuck in your apartment. From your own mind that's already hit a cap. The biggest thing is it takes stuff and use that. Can I say something?

Can I say something? Whenever I get burned out, another thing that also really helps Keep motivation is stringed. Pussy! Dic! Dick, pussy, balls, tits. The whole nine yards. No, fucking...

Corey, what birds you out there? Yeah, but how would you get to that burnout? Okay, yeah, what burns you at first? Either, like, you know, when you're in Flash and you're trying to get something and, like, the brushes aren't working, right? So you're getting, like, you're redoing this line over and you keep in these clunks of shit, like these fucking clunks things. I call them shells. Yeah, they're just fucking annoying.

You have to erase it and do it. That does it. And then you're like, it's also like... It doesn't take much to get you burnout. It's when that happens enough times. Like, you can't get the line that you want or let's say you animate something for like six hours and then it doesn't look good and then you delete everything. Can I say this? Yeah.

Either you work for like a day, you're like this looks like to delete it. Or you look for like a day and the file crops there's, there's a little. It's all gone. You're like, well, I'll just do it better tomorrow. I just don't give a fuck. But for me, like, that's more frustration, though. I think they mean burnout in a sense where, like, your battery is drained and you don't want to work anymore. That's more like when I go...

And, Corey, as long as I've known you, you've never taken a day off, you work every day, and you've never complained about it. It is weird. I don't think I've ever seen you burn out. That's what I mean, like... I think that's why when he's talking about what burns them out, it ends up being like... Frustration. Yeah, it's more frustration, like, when my pen tool isn't working. Yeah.

Rather than, like, oh, well, my life is, you know... And then he went to fucking wow on. There was no roast beef left. Yeah. Then he was fucking sandwich. So for me, like, what I usually do is I need a new scenery. That's why I stream getting people in talking to you keeps you motivated. Oh, streaming's good too.

Streaming helps keep you, like, working on projects. But after a while, that'll burn you out because getting online and having to talk to it. And so you want to go back to doing your normal thing again. Because it's not just you working now. You're kind of also kind of entertaining too. Yeah. Also, like setting mini goals each day for certain things. Like you're like, today I'm going to do.

do this. Realistic ones that you can accomplish so you feel like a big fat failure. Yeah, like if I'm doing like a boss movement of something and then I do like, I'm like, okay, so today I'm going to do this hand swipe movement. Yeah. And then I spent all day doing it. And then by the end of the day, it's like exactly how I set it up. And then that's, by the end of the day, I just do whatever, like drink or whatever to celebrate. I actually got something to say on that.

I actually, I feel that long term goals are bad. And that you should never have. No, not long term goals. Many goals. Well, that's what I mean. You can also have long term, short term goals. You could have, in five years, I want to get a small term goal. done. Well, what I mean is like, let's say that you want to have like a TV show, right? Yeah. That's your long-term goal. And you can get burnout working on that. Like, I mean, a long time ago, I wanted to be like the world's best fucking web designer. That's a long-term goal. And then along the way, you know, I started doing more cartoons and now I'm doing more voice acting than anything. I don't design websites anymore. So I could see how somebody could get burned out by going for these long-term goals that they never reach or they don't see, because they got this tunnel vision. Well, that could, I think that could be remedied by, like, live in a now, maybe? That could be remedied by having short-term goals comprised of long-term goals.

So that's the solution. So how, yeah, so make your days and weeks and months, follow short-term goals. Maybe you have a long-term goal, but don't only have a long-term goal, because that's going to be a long-term goal. And you never know where you're going to end up in five years. You need little goals. Have a day where you go out and just drink and hang out with people.

Yeah, I think especially with creatives, what's hard is like, if you're not necessarily creative, and I'm not trying to, like, drive a division between it, And it applies to everybody, I think. But when you do have long-term goals, sometimes while I think it's noble and that it's great to have something that you're working towards, you can't have tunnel vision and ignore the fact that your goal might change in route to what you thought you want. And you have to keep your eyes open to the potential. Exactly.

Because if you ignore those things, like, I want to be the best web designer and all of a sudden you fall in love with animation or voice acting. You're like, no, no, no, no. I can't go that route. I'm going right for the web design. You're ignoring something at that point. And I think creatives kind of get that because we're constantly exploring different, you know, mediums, whether it's, you know, music or animation.

And had I had that tunnel vision, you know, I wouldn't be voice acting in Xbox. Right, exactly. I would have completely... So to keep your eyes open and follow, not to sound cheesy, but follow your heart and follow your passion. And that is, that is the daily goals, many goals.

Even weekly goals is good. Another thing also is, there's two more things, I guess. Like, this is kind of how I combat. it. This is kind of what Shad does too is to like take breaks, like take two hours, play a game, set many goals inside the game as well. Like, be like, I'm going to play to this point and then

that's it. Like he does that as well and that's a good idea too. And I also think experience new things too. That's another thing I was going to say. Watch shows that you would never watch. Go to a fucking restaurant you've never been to. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, just do other things and another thing like I'm trying to do is I'm trying to perfect my art skill

so on the side when I'm not doing animation, I'm also trying to learn how to draw and learn art and stuff. So you're changing it up. Exactly. You're working different muscles. Yeah, exactly. What loads of people don't realize when they get stuck in a rut is that maybe they've got

to a point where they're plateauing almost in their head, but they're forgetting that you're supposed to constantly challenge yourself. Exactly. And you have to be learning constantly to stay in the... And that's true because when I do... If you ever get to a point where you say, I'm good, I know at all, you don't. Yeah. And that's why.

And that's when you'll get stuck in a rut. Exactly. When I do art, I'm not doing these, like, generic, like, see-me poses. I'm really trying to do. like foreshortening and like all these like really difficult poses that people don't normally do so you can practice like neck angles and all this like crazy details and you will never know everything there's always something new to know you'll be seven years old you'll still be like I need of I still have not perfected the art it's going to have but but I'm still trying you're pretty good at

it though I'm learning I think when you learn other things too and Chris you're one of the people that I think of touched and you stamper as well as far as like the after effects and design and music and like there's just so many different things, I can only assume that when you learn all these different, you know, types of artistic expression that they influence the other shit. That's actually one drawback for me is if I spent too much time on one thing, I'll forget the other thing and that'll get me stuck in a rut and that thing. So if you spend a lot of time of music, you'll forget it a little bit about it. Totally. Like, like, I could be like doing art for two weeks straight and I'll consider myself like, I'm finally getting the hang of this. And then I'll stop for like a week to do music. I'll come back and I'll forgotten like half.

No, I feel that way when I can I can I, can I tell you what I'm, do whatever I feel like I'm going to run. Yeah. Take one day off. Turn your computer off. Don't do anything. Or even leave your computer on, but don't open any kind of, don't do any work. Just do nothing.

It'll make you miss it. Yeah, you'll feel like a big piece of shit. You'll feel lazy and the whole day will be idiot at you. So literally, do nothing. Don't do nothing for half the day. Do nothing for all the day. Get take out, watch movies purposely be a slob. And by the next day, you'll fucking spray out of bed and still working.

That sounds like a stammer and eyes yesterday. Yeah, no. But you feel, but you woke up today and you're like, I need to work. No, exactly. Absolutely sure. It's weird too because like people say like I get burned out but it's like really like I'm a workaholic. It's in my like my like my dad was a workaholic. He was obsessed with work.

Like he used to actually go out purchase things to work. He would- Else what are you doing on this planet? Everyone should be working. Yeah like he would go out and he would buy like a building and he'd be like this is going to be my new gym. This is going to be my new smoothie gym, bar, sanna, sanna, fucking everything. And then he'd be like, this is going to be my new art studio. This is going to be my so and I would go out there and I would have to work.

And he would just do it because he always had to have work to do because he just cannot not work. I think there's like, can I, can we talk to this a little bit, Mick, you and I talked about this. You brought up a good point, though, about like everyone kind of wants to like people who, this is our version of having kids in a way. Oh, yeah. And I thought that was a really interesting point. I never thought of it like that. But like people who have kids, that's their way of living on and that's their dedication.

That's their goal. That's their challenge. That's their challenge. But with us, it's like, this is what makes us live on. We're constantly leaving something behind. Yeah, exactly. That's what people do when they have kids. And bringing something into the world.

So I think if you're a really dedicated parent, it's no different to being a really dedicated guy who's really dedicated to his work. Right. And that was kind of things. Like there was plenty of, you know, quote unquote, uncreative people. But, you know, not in a derogatory term, but the idea that a lot of these people have decided that children are a good way, whether it's conscious or subconscious,

that children are their creation. It's the thing that they leave behind. It's the thing that they invest their time in and all that kind of stuff. But for us, for some of us, we don't necessarily have that urge only because we're, you know, we've got a fan base that we love to share our stories with or we have, you know, the work that we create that we're leaving behind. But all the things I feel like I would do, you know, if I had a child, are the things that I feel like I like to do on a daily basis with everybody. Yeah. You know, and I'm not saying it's black and white like that, but I was going to say as far as like the thing that kind of can burn me out and Stamper touched on at the very beginning and that's when you just have too many things going on.

So it's like whether you've got... And you need to learn how to say no to people. That's all that. I'll never... Yeah, that I have to learn. That is true. But the biggest thing is that for stress is the thing. And so I've...

Over the years, I think now I'm pretty good. I feel like there's very few things that could literally max me out in terms of stress. And just because you can do it doesn't mean you should be doing. That's true too. It's just not healthy. But at the same time, I've noticed that if I have too much stress and I'm not... You just totally shut down.

You shut down. You shut down. You live. literally just shut down. You stare at your computer or you stare at your Sintech, you're like frozen, you're locked. And the only... It's like an evolutionary reaction. It is. It's overwhelmed. So you have to be able to find the way, whether it's, you take breaks,

or you do try a new thing or whatever and come back to it, or, you know, you do get trashed, you know, or you do get lazy and become a slob and watch your favorite movies. You need to find a way to relieve that and get out of the lock. And prevent fires... I think what thing is... If you look at kind of like a bolder... of work, you just get overwhelmed, but I think the best thing you do is break, again,

mini goals, break the big piece down and break it into little pieces. Okay, what can I do at five minutes? What can I do in one hour? What can I do and do it that way? Segregate it. I think having the long-term goal is nice, but like we said, you shouldn't be blind towards going towards it. Set a goal, but as you're going towards it,

because look, a ship doesn't get anywhere without a fucking destination. I would say, definitely, I wouldn't discourage setting long-term goals. I would encourage setting short-term goals within the long- Right. And then being receptive to turn to a change of course while you're moving forward. And that way you accomplish 20 short-term goals and hey, the long-term...

Because if you just have one long-term goal, then if you get halfway there and can't do it, then you didn't accomplish anything. But if you set a long-term goal and have 20 short-term goals between the start and the end... You've moved forward in some way. You got 10 short-term goals. Okay, you did something. You always accomplished something so long as you're working. Yes.

Also, I'll say, pay more attention to your artistic pals or get some if you don't have them. I had autistic pals too. If one of your pals makes a cartoon and it's really funny, then it's good for motivation as well. Because it's a healthy competition. You'd be like, I could be funnier than you. And. Yeah. And, if one of your autistic friends writes a very good fanfic, you can.

You also get encouraged. I honestly think you are autistically good at the trombone. Thank you. I have never seen any, like, we just rip out titles of themes. And you are just playing them. Even if they're not perfect, I can hear you reaching towards it just with this fucking piece of plastic. It's amazing. The funny story is with the trombone, because I played for like 11 years.

And I was in a band at like one point when we tried that. But I never knew how to read music. I knew certain musical terms. And I knew like, but the trombone is a scale instrument. Yeah. It is just like, bum bum bum bum bum. Yeah, it's just that easy. Yeah, it's just the time.

Oh, yeah. And after a while, like, the more you hear it, the easy. it becomes to just sort of like kind of guess the note signatures and after a while like when I was in jazz band I would just go in and then they'd do in their boring ass jazz songs like bona holding whole notes and shit and I'm just like I don't want to fucking do this so I would like try and like harmonize of the trombones and stuff I wouldn't like you said I'd be fucking Lisa Simpsons you would be running off out of the class I wouldn't do that because then I get a bad grade I honestly believe this your skill this quote unquote skill you have about random association is fucking stupid. Okay? No, it's the dumbest thing I fucking heard. Oh yeah, do me, do me, give me a word. Yeah, do me, give me a word.

Banana. A lamp. Oh, fire truck. No. That's not what I was thinking. No, what I'm saying, I don't care what you were thinking. What I'm saying is, is that you should. I was thinking Daisy.

Oh, God. You should bring your trombone with you. I should. That is an awesome thing. I wish we could just have like a random. Do a robocop. Robocop. Robocop.

What? What? A weapon, robot! Yes! Really quick, ghostbusters. I want to hear ghostbusters. If there's something strange. There you go.

Ghostbusters! Closters! If they don't do, they dance. If they don't do, they'd stage. I don't know it. Dude, it's still amazing that you can get that close. It's a fucking... It's a drum.

How does the fuck does it go? But he can still go. But he can still go. Let's go. I'll do the... Go on, keep going. Don't be silly. Dude, you sell yourself so fucking short.

I do the family guy theme song. Okay. Because I kind of can get that one. Alright, this is the last one that we gotta move on. last one that we gotta move on. When you're playing that by the way. When you're playing that by the way. You have the biggest fucking smile on your face.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we gotta move on to the next question. Wait for one to sit down. All right, here's a good one. This one is by... Sorry, I was in the bathroom. I've never noticed this before. My wiener is here.

huge. You can barely fit in my hand. Yeah. I noticed that the other day. All right. Bobakush says, what do you guys think about your younger audiences? Should they be watching slash listening to your stuff? All right, so here's the deal. When I was 14, I was watching

the most heinous shit ever, and I turned out just fine. It's like, you know, but you know what? Here's the thing, though. Even when I was a kid, I still drew my own boundaries. Yeah, I watched like shit, but then there was places that I wouldn't go. Same thing. Like, because I

still had like this, I still had a trigger that I didn't, not a trigger I still had a filter. Yeah, your limit. A threshold. For me it was more like, I didn't want my parents seeing the history. Is he fucking 14 or a kid? That's another reason. But like, the other reason is I also didn't

like certain things. I wasn't a fan of people getting mutilated and gore. I hated blood when I was a kid. So seeing that stuff, I avoided it at any chance I got. Once I, like, when I found out about rotten.com, that fucking scarred me. And I just remember that one thing and I never looked at that kind of stuff. I always avoided it.

At the same time, at the same time, what kind of shitty question is that? Because it's not like we're bad people doing. I think it's an age, it's an age old question. But it's also like, should, should certain content be made or should, how can you make sure younger audience still watch that? But I never got that question because I've always, I've always viewed kids. I mean, I think people really underestimate how smart kids are. I remember being like five years old, like my parents were like mouth out the word, fuck, you know, F, you see kids. It's like, kids aren't stupid. Kids are exactly as self-aware and conscious as we are. The only difference between age 5, like 15,

is that you know a little bit more chance. In 15 to 30, you get you slightly, and it's like being 30 to 80. It's like thinking a 30-year-old's stupid compared to 80s. But I feel like the internet is like, it's different. It's fair game. When you go on the internet... It's a wild west.

Yeah, it's like... But I mean, like, a 14-year-old knows he wants to watch something, raunch or whatever. And it's like this. It's like, there's people who censored himself, but then there's also stuff on the internet. It's just straight fucking porn. Like, there's no censors.

And it's like, people, try to dictate it, it's like, oh, this is the internet. But it's fine. It's like, if you want your audience to be kids audience, it's based entirely what you mean, because, like, if you don't give your kids internet access and don't, like, watch what they do, it's fair game. It's not up to the people.

It's up to you to be a good fucking parent if you don't want your kids to watch some stuff. It's what, it's also like... I was still clever, though, when I was a kid, even though they didn't want to watch it. Every kid is, I'm saying kids aren't stupid, dude. They're little adults. What often baffles me, what often baffles me, is like, in a situation like where people will, like, get upset about that, this is

another thing that always confused me. These mature games that come out, like Grand Theft Auto, it's like my kid was playing Grand Theft Auto, and he was killing a hooker, and he's like 13 years old. And it's like, where do you get the money to buy it? Yeah, it's like, why is your 13-year-old kid? How can you bring this up to the court and be like, my 13-year-old son was playing a rated R, basically, game?

And it's like, that's your own goddamn fault. That's not the people. He'd get a job and then money and then went to the store to buy a gig. They won't even sell it to kids. A parent bought it for him. I remember my dad took me to an all-rated movie. It got really bad when there was, like, And he stormed out.

It's, I don't understand. Like, it's like, kids aren't dumb ass. No. That it's rated R. The guy even told him. When you could start on the internet anyways? Like, 1996? 14.

Like, how old were you guys? 15. You were 15 when you got to do? Wow, really? Okay, you? That was like 13 or 14? 13. Yeah, I must have been.

I was really an outdoorsy, like, I was really an outdoorsy, like kind of sports I played outside a lot until I was, probably 13. Oh, we did too. I got it when I was 11. I just didn't understand what the internet was. I didn't get, because I didn't have, I think it's probably a little bit too. My internet was fucking like black with white text. I didn't use it to get mortal combat cards.

It was all chat rooms when I... I wasn't allowed to use it until I was 13, right? Yeah. Like, I'm just wondering, like... There's chat rooms and bloods. I get scared when I go on YouTube and it's like, I am 70 years old. Yeah. Somebody will like be on a video or a music video that came out like 2009 and they're like, I was four or three when this came out.

They're like, what the thought? Oh, Charlie! Yeah, yeah. You guys are saying, right? Don't bite me! You guys are saying like, yeah, you should like, like, like smart kids on the internet work because they know what to do it anyways, right? But, like, do you guys not think, like, when the younger kid is, the more likely they're going to make it a complete ass to themselves on the internet and it's up there. I'm not saying, look, look, look, all of us got lucky.

Because when we were kids, we did stupid shit, it got erased. Maybe we did some dinner and said some stupid shit, but it got erased because it was pretty early. Well, now we do it on the podcast. It's like, yeah. My life isn't ruined from something I put on the internet. Yeah, now it's like, now, dude, if you were born, like, 2010, good Lord, your life's going to be awful. Well, you were joking about, like, we would have a president. who, like, during their campaign,

people would be pulling up, like, you know, the shit that they posted for their kids. They're doing, like, they're doing, like, the Harlem shake. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah. It's going to pull, you're going to pull a president from, like, the 20, 36 election. Yeah, that's his own.

He's going to be, he's going to be able to. Branding about, like, the hedgehog while shit eat a diaper. You're like, well, this guy's going to leave the country. That's the guy's rebuttal. He's like, well, I understand what you're saying about taxes, but at least I wasn't doing you. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he's like, My guy's worried about, like, taxes and, you know, fair game for everybody. He's like, but he also did a video of, like, sticky, having a sticky deck. He just heard. His rebuttal was literally just like, yeah, that's a good point you make about taxes. But how about this? And he just presses play. The fucking audience is there.

He's practicing. There's not rodeo movements. He falls over and kicks a lamb. And everyone's like, that's a good point. That is a good point. Yeah, but then he pulls up him. And he's like, whatever, dude, I got dirt too. When the guy's like, he gets all scared, and then he pops it up, and it's like him, like, it's true.

It's like him, like, singing to his first girlfriend, like a fucking Backstreet boy song. He's like, I was just learning. I didn't understand what I was getting into it. As far as the question, though, like how I feel about our younger audiences listening to us, I'll say this. And I think it kind of plays into what everyone said, is that kids are going to find shit. They're going to find the dirtiest. They're going to find the nastiest. Humans are naturally drawn to that, man.

Because they're curious and they're growing up and whatever. But I will say that no matter how extraordinary. we are at times. I think at the end of the day, you know, we make jokes about race and we make jokes about all sorts of shit. But I think at the end of the day everyone knows that we do believe that you should treat people with respect.

And that you, you know, we're not fucking trolls and we're not here to like push. We're not bullies pushing people over and shit like that and spitting in a food. No, there's not a decency and be a good person. But I think that's what they would get though, is that they would get the fun wacky, rebellious side, but at the same time, don't be a fucking idiot.

Like, have fun and be crazy and be yourself, but don't be a fucking asshole. And I would even go so far and say, hopefully some of the stupid stories would tell, like, oh, man, when I was 15, I did this. Hopefully that can make people learn. And that, like, I don't think people would be in court. But that was one thing I didn't have when I was younger. Like, if I did see that rebellious shit,

I was always turned on by it, you know, because I wasn't allowed to do that. And seeing other people do it, it got me all psyched. But I never got to see the other side of it, which was, you know, yeah, we're being crazy and raunchy. But also, do your taxes and make your bed. So we tell. You can, you can apply. Don't be dick to any situation. We should also tell people.

It's true, but so many people don't learn that, especially when they're kids. They think being a dick is the fucking... We should also tell people, yeah. I think we should also tell people that if you have videos of like, let's say you, lip-sinking to Cotton Eye Joe, you should probably private that shit in case you do run for a present you dick. I'm trying to

hold back myself expression. Cole, do I tell us me about a video you did or something? I did the hamster dance, terrible dancing thing. It was fun at the time. If you were to log in to Corey's account and you to look at your private videos. I'm sure there's just a fucking treasure trove of embarrassing bullshit. I was suspended like 16 times. I have another fucking high. Also, I think it's cool

like if you know like 12, 14, whatever kids are listening and we tell stories about how school was hard. You know, it's relatable. No, it is. Yeah, that's what I also like. And that's another thing I really like. It may sound weird to say, but it's like, Mick, you and Stamper and Jeff are older than us. And, um, but you're, I mean, you're not that much older than us. But like, uh, we all know, like our high school. So it's like kind of interesting in that way. You know what's funny? I don't think we ever run out of high school stories.

That was literally the most. Like so much fucking shit happened. Good and bad. Mostly weird and awkward. But that was literally like college was a big drunken, drug-induced blur for me. And then everything after that was work. But high school was like this really bizarre time of like betrayals and love. But I think I don't think there's a lot of people out there who can actually tell.

I've not tried to tune on horns or. But I think we talk how people talk. Yeah. Like, when people talk about high school, they're like, high school was so great. It's like, dude, high school was a nightmare, dude. By the way, by the way. I still have nightmares. Yes.

About high school. Can I say this? Oh, yeah. You know, it's like, me and Zach have talked about this. It's like you wake up in like a fucking fear and you're suddenly in class. Then teachers like, you've been gone for 1,385 days. And it's like, what all this homework you have? And I'm like, oh shit, I need to pass.

I need to pass 11th grade. And then you're like, wait. But nobody was there Fuck you, teacher Nobody's in a high school I knew people who When I was already out of high school I knew people who were going into it

Like terrified And I was I wish I had somebody to tell me Like high school doesn't fucking matter Do you still get like high school chairs just randomly I do? I absolutely do And the first thought that goes through my head is oh shit Yes I'm not in school

I'm not going to school today And you are so amped That you aren't Six years And then I go out and go to get coffee And then I see all these kids getting on a bus I love that. I love that. You're like, fuck you old man.

And you're like, fuck you kids. You got school, bitch. I don't feel like you drive you or walking somewhere. You see kids on the bus. You're like, oh, I'm not in school. I can't go eat candy right now. Nobody can stop me. I love pulling up behind a bus. Yeah, yeah.

You pull up behind a psychopath. Being happy, being happy that other people are feeling like miserable. No, that you're not miserable. That's, that you're not miserable. What's I called? Shite and Freud. Well, you know, we pull up behind a bus. Yeah.

And then, like, you're looking in the back. And then all the kids, all the kids are like in the back, like, making. stupid face that you, it's like, you know what? I'm not, asshole. Laff it up. Laugh it up. Yeah, laugh it up, dick. Enjoy your day at school, bitch. Enjoy the soggy pads at lunch,

you fucking idiot. Shidenfreuden? Is that what it's called? Did you guys ever hear of soggy biscuits? You know, sometimes you rip out phrases. No, it's a German term. No, no, he's right. It's a German term. You're absolutely right. It's a German term. Shad told me it's someone, where you... It's taking place from someone else's misfortune. Yeah, from someone else's misfortune.

Shidenfoyne, I think it's... No, but, but, can I think we should just loop back all To begin, ask the first question. My parents told me that when I was going to school that I'd have to do soggy biscuits, and I just have to, like, just take it and do it just to get it like... What the hell? What the hell? Yeah, what the fuck is the soggy biscuit?

It's when a bunch of dudes crowd around, like, a biscuit. You never heard about this? And jizz on it and it. No, no, no, no. Wait, your parents told you that? Yeah, they were like, Chris, now, people might hold you down and pee in you, but don't worry, pee is sterile. And it was like, wow.

Thanks, thanks, Dad. Are you fucking, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. No, like you guys get rid of the biscuit. you can't do the biscuit has to eat the biscuit. They have to do the soggy biscuits. You're like, Chris, just eat the biscuit.

It doesn't matter. You just like, you're probably to learn, man. I'd rather you eat the biscuit than they snap on your face. It's like, thanks, Mom. Thanks, Dad. It's great. But then they're worried about you going on the internet and watching some fucking porn. I'm going to jack off real slow.

It's like, that's my biscuit. Eat this cheese covered biscuit, but don't watch internet porn. My dad was like, all, up until I was 17, he was like, you better not be watching what I think you're watching in there. It's like, fuck off. For me, like, 17. Sogy biscuit. videos. For me, like, I was

going to... I was doing research. I was talking about college with my, like, crazy Christian aunt, and she's like, don't go to that. They're all gay. They all make you do gay hazing. And also, like, then she went on a rant about how Pokemon is the devil. And she just had, like... She had all these conspiracies. I saw that video. And my stepdad was riding in the back with her. And then when he got out, his face was so fucking red.

And he was just like, don't listen to her. She's a fucking idiot. And I, like, we were walking into McDonald's. And then she started talking about all these conspiracies. Like, every conspiracy you've ever heard. She believes in the 240p reptilian quality Like faces She was like bringing in the eyes The blaking eyes

The video compression is like aliens She's like bringing up these windows movie maker videos from 2006 And she's like I don't know what to say This like to me this is real evidence And I was just like And then my step that I was just shaking his fucking head Like he doesn't know what to think

Why should you just like compress a video of her and show her to her to her? Give her reptilian hours Like have you ever looked at a fucking mirror Yeah You showed her to her you'd be like Look you're one too and you just jump up the bridge. But to summarize, I don't know.

I think if you're a good parent, you'll keep your kids from watching which you don't want them to watch. It's not up to us to do that. It's up to you, the parent, to do that. That's wise, Zach. And on that, I'm going to go have diarrhea. I'll be right back.

Okay, piss first, please. Okay, go pee first. Oh, God. Oh, God. Move your legs. Pea fast, because this poop's going to leak out of my butt. All right. Do you always have diarrhea?

I don't. It's just I cooked a bunch of vegetables, and I didn't eat rice with it, and it was spicy vegetables. And so that happens. Plus I drink too much. Oh yeah, that's right. Last night we drank.

No wonder. If I have a hangover, I can't do shit. Yeah, it's such a waste of a day. Yeah. You're seeing to get water in your system. Yeah. Before you sleep, drink as much water as you can. That's something you taught me.

Thanks, bro. You drink water after you drink a lot of alcohol. You guys can ask questions while it. It's fucking works well. All right. What question will you read? Captain Truth says, why is Rice Pirate Mix such a bitch? There's a lot of reasons.

Well, let's stir from the beginning. He's worried about his self. I think... One of the reasons is his dick is small, and I think he kind of emits that constantly. Like, every time you're around, we just get this thing where he's like, he's constantly letting you know he has a small dick,

and we're all totally fucking off males. So I like push out my chest. I show him, I'm the top gorilla. Don't make a contact with me. What time he did it, we fucking tussle. He got some teeth that came out. He got a black guy, but you know what? He fucking asked for him when he made that contact.

It's so fucking weird. We were at a diner the other day, and it's like, I was like, hey, could I have the Western omelet? And then because the waitress is standing there. And then he was like, hey, I got a little dick. And I was like, why would you say that? No, no, I was thinking, you know.

It's almost like he's proud of it. It's an internal thing I've read. Yeah, his dick is. You know what I'm saying? Totally internal. We went to a pussy bar. We went to a pussy bar. I got a steak.

You know, Tucker, I'm a fucking beef kick, as I say. Yeah. He goes, oh, I'll get a salad. I'm like, hold on. Hold on. He'll get a steak too. He's like, no, I want a salad. I'm frail.

I'm like, hold on, hold on, bro. Listen, pussy babe. Get this boy a steak. he's one of me. He's a beef cake with me. She did it. Of course he takes one bite and pukes. He's like, I'm one of the weak ones. I can't. Sorry, whatever. I take him to the parking lot. He's speaking that lung now.

I take him out to the parking lot. Oh, please. Right, this fucking part of his brain is shown. Came in the side of his face. Like, he fucking had his jacket on me. Yeah, I kept beating on him. That's why he's got brain damage because of me because I fucked him up because he fucking gross me. He was a fucking pussy in front of my fucking babes, dude. You don't fucking be in front of my girls, dude.

Not what I eat a fucking steak, dude. You got my steak in my beard. Don't fuck with me, dude. You don't fucking talking about? I don't respect pussies. I don't respect Mick. Look, I do only one thing you're put these. I beat on with my dick.

I don't speak anything. You fuck Mick. Well, hold on. Let me clarify. Move on. Can I read a question? Yeah, sure. Is this the pen you fucking...

Step to the pocket of the pen. It's like, you're quick. You're quick. Pocket the pen. You got a boner, dude. I got a big old bone up. That's a fucking erection. I'm gonna put this in your dick hole.

The cage is a boner. I don't even know what the fuck you guys been reading. I just been going all over the place. These are like actually things we can cross off. Love me, love me. You know that songs are stuck in my hand?

You let's song by Toto, Africa. You that song? Yeah. Something about the rains down in Africa. Put the actual beep on. Then we're gonna go and meet some black guys. I bet Toto's never been to Africa fucking hypocrites

Toto's like a fucking pussy Toto comes to me you fucking bitch I'll slap the smile up your face You know Star Dogs don't live that long Because they're like fed the worst diet They don't live that long because they're dogs They don't live that long They're fed the worst diet

They probably have a great diet Did you see that inbreeding documentary Yeah By you? Holy fuck that was nice dude That was fucking nice dude Don't do it That was cool to fucking do it

Don't don't. You got to be that it's pretty fucking nice, dude. Corey, if you high-five him. Corey, come on. Don't do it. Dude, this guy's a lot of fucking beef kick. Let's look at his jocks. Corey, what do we always talk?

No! What do we always talk about? Corey, what are the three peas of life? Pussy beer and, uh, not dead, penis. No? Pussy beer and boobs, dude.

Listen, bro, it's an upside-down bee. What are you're a fucking nerd? Pusy potatoes and steak and staked. Beagles are fucking adorable. Beagles are inbred the heck. Beans. That's why their ears are so long.

They're cute. Most dog breeds are imbred. Yeah, I know. The Beagle's really imbred. Speaking of it, Brad. Yeah. It's made a joke twice. It worked both times.

You look like my uncle with your shirt tucked in like that. Sorry. God damn, my house. I got out of a steakhouse. Got to a steakhouse. I got a big Joseph one. How's your butthole, Mick?

Burns. Is it one of the shits where you can't sit down now because your asshole is so tender? I'm going to take a second before I said. You have to register it? Yeah. Your asshole has to, like, unbucker. Yeah.

I'm still confused that humans have to take shit. Yeah. Because they look so elegant. get this shit. All animals do that. A deer looks elegant and it still spits up fruity pebbles. Yeah but like what other animals like don't like we have cheeks covering our asshole and it looks nicer. Some animals did some of them. Assoles always a big glaring pink assholes. All right I'm gonna I'm gonna read this one. Yeah. Yeah there's no other animal needs like spread its cheek. Oh what about those cheeks? Baboons have like some animals have

ass cheeks. They're gonna have weird deflated socks that the shit. Yeah but they have they have kind of ass cheeks. They don't just have assholes right there. I'm gonna read I'm gonna read this question. We should have involved the poo out of her finger. now. Corey, go. Ask the question. Do you meet 05? Time, colon says, I take it the industry side of creation is more than a little

embiting. How do you guys embittering? Whatever. It's fucking nonsense. How do you guys keep your cynicism for becoming too harsh to remain humorous? He's basically asking this industry is fucking... How doesn't it piss you up a lot? Yeah, how does it keep you for being completely

sickled? Was this question specifically for Jeff? I think it was for all of us. Yeah, he just could be You have to have a little bit of... You've all been in the history, yeah. You have to have a little bit of honesty and, like, a little bit of citizenship. You can see when... It's like when... You can see when somebody comes, like, straight out of college and they're going into business.

They have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. You can kind of read when someone doesn't get it. You know, I think it's motivating. Dude, I think it's so motivating. The question is, how do you keep for becoming so bitter? By being motivated by. But that's another thing that's interesting. Yeah, if you're going to be cynical and you're going to be bitter, like, how did that show get on television?

rather than harboring the bitterness, fucking turn it into positivity. Be like, dude, I can do better than that. And then focus on that. And then do it. Yeah. All adult bitterness is to be is like a baby pouting.

That's all in fun. It's just pouting. It's adult mature, acceptable pouting for some reason. It's like... It's like... It's like... It's like...

It's like... It's like... Oh, you mean like, how you sit around on the couch and hate on Seth MacFarlane all day? That's not bitter? That's reasonable, like, dislike. I mean, there's plenty of things that...

Stap or smile. He's like, I got... you. No, but it is warranted sometimes like biotches. No, that's not the question though. The question is how do you keep from becoming bitter? Not what warrants being bitter. No, but it's like you see... But all the same was sometimes it does warrant it, but... I never said

it didn't. The question said it warranted in it. I'm saying, how do you keep from becoming over? How do you keep from tipping and teetering over? Mixed right. That's the only way I can see it. Like, motivate yourself by it. Yeah, no, no. I mean, if you can notice the bad things like in media and entertainment that you don't like, or the things

that you don't like, you can take that and go, Okay, I'm not going to do that. Exactly. But if you go, if you stop, if you take the second part out of that equation, you just go, this sucks, this sucks, it just, it's a spiral, it's a landslide. And it's like noticing everything bad about everything. Anybody can notice bad stuff. It doesn't take talent.

That's why movies bomb in the theater. Yeah, anybody can do that. If you're creative or not. Yeah. And that's why anytime like Chris or something, because Chris, you're very critical about things. Yeah. But that's always my favorite question. No, my favorite.

Or my last critical stance. You were talking about how modern orchestral music all sounds the same. Because you asked me. Yeah, well, whatever, whether I ask it or not. But what I like... I didn't say that either. I said I didn't like Hans Zimmer. Right.

But what I like about it is that I can ask what it is that you don't like. And then I can also ask, well, what would need to change and what needs to be, what would make it better? And you're chock-full of it. It's the second part. If you don't have what can make it better, this is bad because of this, then you're just bitter. By the way, if point deal, the reason this movie sucks because anybody can do that. But nobody, not a lot of people could go, I didn't like this, but here's the, but here's,

the reason. Here's what could have made it better. Here's what could have made it. I could have seen where, I saw where they were going with it or I know why they made that executive choice, but they shouldn't. So it's like when I look at, I show like family guy or like Stamperbott, I'm like, I don't go, this show sucks because this or this and this is this or this is what they did this and this is this and here's what I would have done to make it better or here's what they were trying

to do or here's what they could have done to make it better. That's every online reviewer now. It's like you know when you do better and then they don't. They just make horrible shit. And, okay, so what are you going to do? And I don't even have to, you know, like a lot of comments are like, well this sucks and then the response is, oh, well, you try to do better. I don't even think people need to do better so much as they just point it out. Yeah, say what you could do better.

Be nice about it. So just say if I say something's bad, right? And if I go and I try and do it and I can't do it, then I respect it more. And I'm like, okay. It's easy. Like you said, I'll start. I don't want to get redundant, but it's not. There's a lot of things.

It takes zero effort. It takes zero skill. It takes zero talent to be a critic. It takes a lot of skill to be a critic and then apply that knowledge to making something better. And also, if you see a movie and, like, one little thing pisses you up and it ruins the movie for you, like, it happens to me sometimes. Well, like, one little thing will make me go, that was otherwise perfect. Why is that thing there? Like, there's so many people working on a movie.

Of course, there's going to be a little shaker. I think, it's also, it's also important to realize. My general rule is, like, if nothing's perfect, I can't name one movie that I think is perfect. I can't name one song that I think is perfect. I can't name anything. I think it's perfect. So I think there's also a level where it's like, if you just enjoyed it and you notice flaws, then it's fine. I don't want to talk about too many top of the problem.

I just want to know real quick, what was one thing that you liked about Frozen? I thought it was very well-a-be. I love Frozen. I thought it was visually very well done. Okay. Cool. Okay. I didn't want to go into.

Can I have a fucking laundry list of things I have wrong about Frozen if you want to hear that. You are a grown man reviewing a movie for children. For every female children. I just want adults. I just want a close my example of cynicism. That's not cynicism. If you can just point out, be like, that's a little girl's movie. You went to fucking Frozen, you came back in your life.

Let me give you my honest opinion about a fucking movie for girls. About it. An Oscar winning animated fucking movie that gets 65 million views and sells fucking millions of toys every five minutes. Shut your fucking mouth! To girls! No! To the fucking world! This isn't just for girls, motherfucker.

Shut your mouth! Fuck you! The trailer is exactly like the movie. You saw the trailer and you went to the movie and you were disappointed. Let me fucking tell you something. Really? An animated. Oscar award-winning fucking movie for children for girls

Let me fucking tell you something did you like Tangle? Yeah, I loved it You like Tangled? Yeah But I knew what I was getting into I was watching a movie with my fucking nieces If you saw Tangled I like Tangled And then I saw fucking Frozen

And I saw Tangled as an award-winning movie And then I saw fucking Frozen Here's the difference if I didn't like Tangle I wouldn't sit at home fucking writing blog after blog, hating on it for years. I don't care! Because it's a fucking movie for girls! I'm telling you!

I happen to like Tangible. I don't think anyone has ever asked the question do you like Tangled with that much rage? Do you like Tangle? Tangle is a good movie. It's a movie for girls. Then fuck you. In capital letters.

It is a movie for fucking children. You can still break a fucking movie down, asshole. I just told you why. If I didn't like Tangle, then I wouldn't go home and obsess over it for a fucking year. You know why I'm talking tired of Frozen? Because the fucking sequence was coming out and he's getting the same hype. All right, all right. All right.

Okay, okay, we're done with this one. Can I, can I cut off? In the fucking story. That's the prime example of cynicism. It's the first fucking thing you say. That's not cynicism at all. You're just immediately like, oh, it's a fucking little girls movie. Cynicism is off.

I'm critically looking at a fucking movie. The first 10 minutes of Tangled explains the fucking plot. Frozen does no such thing. The fucking next 45 minutes is a bunch of songs with this cookie cutter dumb bitch who wants to fall in love with an evil prince. Ruined it for you and a fucking worthless character, Snowman that was just put in there. Don't talk bad on all up. Go just all up. Many fucking plot holes throughout this movie.

And the trolls. You don't have to be a little girl to fucking understand it. You can have no fucking brain cells. Cori and still see it. Of course, there's plot holes in it, man. at what it is. You can't be critical about it. Okay, can I can I... This is an award

Cory Oscar winning animated thing that has done things that's never been seen before. Can I, can I, can I read to pick a... That's my fucking point. Can I... Can I pick a little ground here that's not too contrived? Two things. Nobody scrim over me, please. No, I'm not. It was written by adults.

That's adults doing bad writing. So that's, that, they're fair to be curious, but also I do agree with him in the sense where it's like if I watch like Blue's Clues I'm not like this writing's awful but I do think there's a middle ground where you walk in it and you go okay you lower your ball a lot

Here's a thing if Frozen wasn't this fucking critically acclaimed Like this movie As soon aspires so many things It's such a creation Because I agree with you I can watch like old Disney movies That weren't towards kids

They can still enjoy them I can't even like sippes I can still watch like EO Like Hughley Exactly this movie that came out in September It won a fucking Oscar Like four months later It's like, are you fucking kidding me?

So, Corey, when Frozen 2 comes out, I'm not going to watch it. Are we all going together? No, I hate you. You're totally going to watch it. I'm not going to watch it. What? No, if fucking, if another Seth McFarland movie comes out,

guess what I'm not going to watch? You're not going to watch 101 Ways to Diane West? I'm not watching. Once I see a movie that fucking sucks like that. And it generally upsets me that so many people defend it, I'm not going to see it again. Can I just say that Frozen is a neat little adventure and that's all I see it is? Here's all I see.

It's not. It's fine if you're frozen. Yeah, sorry. It's fine. It was my fault. It was my fault. It was the question asker's fault. Wait, go on.

Well, cynicism. No, I was just, can I, can I please wrap this point up? I'm not going to say anything. The rest of the question. I think, like you said, anybody can point out flaws. And I think the point is this. This is entertainment. If you could watch a movie and you notice flaws, if you notice flaws, but you still

enjoyed it, pointing out the flaws when you otherwise enjoyed it is probably a little bit cynical. But if the flaws are what. you from a joy it, then pointing them out is very reasonable. But I can watch Breaking Bad, a really good show, a really good movie, and those flaws. But pointing those out might be nitpicking. I think that is the point. If you watch Back to Future, go, no, this and this and this is a guy of course there's flaws. That's nitpicking, that's cynical, I think.

Yeah. If you take that and you'll prove it, if you understand what flaws are, that's fine. But if those flaws prevented you from a joyant, then it's very reasonable to bring those. I went into the movie. That's all I was saying. I went in, and I had high hopes. I didn't come in, and I didn't have my fucking notebook ready. I wasn't a judge at a fucking, I don't know, American Idol thing

and I wasn't ready to write down my fucking long, I don't know, excerpt on why this movie fucking sucks. I went in because, guess what? I like Disney. And I used to think that Disney had, like, they made movies for people. Tangled, I feel like you can watch, even if it's made for kids,

I still feel like it's a movie you could watch with adults. And I still feel like we live in a time where even if it's made for kids, you should still understand that adults are movies. My only point is like, let's say you like action movies. Okay. You can't go to a Fast and the Furious movie, come home and rip it apart and say there's too many

fucking races and cars in it. It doesn't make any it. But that's not what I'm mad. The movie is sucks. Bad writing. He's not mad that it's a little movies. I'm not mad that it's a fucking movie. That's what I'm saying, but you're mad that it's a movie that sucks. I know, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, but you can't, he's like, oh, you knew what you were getting into.

I didn't, though. Well, it was always on the table. It could have been that way. What the fuck are you talking about? If you never watch this fucking, like, I'm talking about the people. Then how the fuck can you make an opinion about it? No, I'm saying,

People come back and they know what they were getting into and then they come back I didn't know what I was getting into I thought I was gonna get into a fucking Musical movie I thought I was gonna go into a movie that had a good plot interesting characters You said earlier was written well Tangled is the same idea but it was good exactly I still think Tangled is better than frozen Tangle's really good tangles a hundred times better if you want a fucking good movie to watch it should have been in a I like Tangled a lot we can end it on that also a side note what was kind of fun was that the character design for the girl and Tangled I believe was recycled in frozen. Yeah, like literally they just took the same character bottle and then added

a big hero six. Yeah, big hero six. Oh, did they do? All right, cool. What's the next question, Corey? Oh, sorry. Well, no, it's true to be Stanford now. It's stampers. Yeah, Stamper. That one, 420 says, um... Nice to live, by the way. I smoke weed too, bro. I fucking get high, dude. I know what you're talking about the 420 stuff. We'll get to that later. Can we talk about that? Can we talk about smoking weed, dude? Can we talk about smoking weed, do? I had no idea with 420, man. Smoking weed, bro?

I still don't know what for me. Smoking weed, dude. Three to one. Smoking weed, dude. 321. For me, it was like, it wasn't 420. The day where everyone smoked weed was 311, because I was really into 311, and, you know, 311 is high music. Was it the time that you smoked weed, too?

Yeah, everyone smoked weed. The day, like. Isn't it like 420 at 420? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking smoke that weed, Corey. You fucking light that joint up and get high. Is 420? No, it's the, it's April 20th.

Yeah, but you smoked at 420 as well. That's, that's the national minimum. If you told somebody who was like getting high at 420, you're like, dude, you're supposed to get high at 4.20 a.m., he would have, his fucking brain would have been like, he'd go. I bet hardcore smokers, they go at 4.20m. and p.m. It's like, you know, if you fly around the world, just before where the sun meets the end of the earth and you smoke, you could be smoking at a.m. and p.m., if you're not, if you're in Australia, you can hide, you go back to the U.S., you can have two.

You can also smoke anytime you want. You'll have to fly to the air When you're high, you like overanalyze things sometimes So it's like to you you'd be like Holy fucking shit dude You should write a novel or something I guarantee there's someone

The dumbest fucking thing ever Yeah there was someone out of private jet Who was flying through all the time zones On their private jet smoking weed every time They were just like I'm still in 420 All right what's the question Oh he says The number one idol you'd want to meet in your lifespan

Hmm I guess that goes for entertainers Or live dead or No, no, lie. So somebody you could actually meet, maybe. Like, get a part of yourself. I'm not the kind of person that gets, like, autographs from people or wants to meet. I'm not a picture of autograph.

They get them from you. What would be one guy that should make you be like, holy fuck. I met this guy that I look up to a lot. There's two. I don't know, because I always kind of like to leave things as they are. And I feel like if I do meet people, like, maybe it's kind of solely your opinion of them. Because they're just people. What if you, so, you didn't get a real autograph from it.

It was silently in your soul you were kind of excited to meet this person. Well, because here's the thing. It's like when you meet somebody, you want to talk to them, right? Yeah. But, like, if you meet, like, one of your idols, it's like, you're not going to really have much to talk about. Besides, I like you. You'll just be like, dude, uh, great work.

Yeah. Remember that thing you did? Remember that cartoon you made? I think, I think the only way to go with it is to pretend who they, like, to kind of know who they are. Like, under, uh, under pretend to how much you know about them? You're like, oh, yeah, I think I saw the thing you did. Yeah, cool.

I think that's the only way to be cool. Yeah, the truth is you've watched their biography. Oh, God, you're obsessed. You're a fucking maniac. You have a shrine in your closet, yeah. I'm assuming you have one. Is it like, is it like DeGrasse or something?

Me? Yeah. Who the fuck is DeGrasse? Neil DeGrasse. Yeah, he'd be interesting as me. I wouldn't mind me to. Yeah,

I also would, whatever would associate myself with niggers, so. For the record, that was not me? I would love to meet. That was Corey. I would love to meet

Trey Parker and Matt Stone. You know, as far as people that... I was thinking that, but it'd be weird. They'd probably just be like, hey, what's up? Yeah, no. I mean, I just,

As far as people to me. No, I think so. I think them. Larry David's a new one, honestly, but I'd be like he's so rich. I heard David could be cool. He's so rich and so like, like, I think it were totally different worlds.

I don't think, I don't know if you'd have anything to talk about. You know what I mean? I want to meet Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey's cool. He's cool. Yeah. He was like a huge influence growing up.

What did you walk to be? He's like, you're such a piece of shit corn. Fuck you just walked away. How bad would you feel about yourself? And then you go on Twitter and be like, Jim Carrey, just call me an asshole and said all these mean things. everyone would be like, no, he didn't. No, he didn't.

No, he didn't. You know, what he did you? That's the ultimate insult, too. It's like, nobody believes it. He's like, I know you are, Corey. I'm going to fucking kill you, you little bitch. Nobody's going to believe me, you fucking baggit. He walks away.

What if you had the only to do it? What if you met Jim Carrey? And he started, like, stroking your back, and he asked you to come back with him into the bathroom. He wanted to show you something. And he started kind of, let's just feeling your zipper up and down. And then you told everybody the story about how Jim Carrey molested you.

And then you tried to tell people on Twitter. then again, nobody believes you. In the bathroom, he just points inside a toilet bowl. He was like, look how much shit that guy has. Isn't that gross? And you're just sitting there like, yeah. He's like, that was my shit, dude. What do you think of this?

I'd be like, wow, you're a fucking weirdo. Yeah, that's what I would be like. And people were like, man, I'm a big fan of Jim Carrey. You watch a Jim Carrey movie. You're like, man, he was like really excited about seeing like he's poop in a bowl. You know, I bet that happens more often than not. There's some like eccentric, awesome celebrity that creates awesome shit, but they're like the weirdest

fucking people, and you're so excited to meet them but if you did, they would be like so weird. Yeah, what about you, Chris? Beetle juice. Beetlejuice? Yeah, like a fucking real person, dude. Watch, check this out of beetle juice. Beatlejuice. Yeah, he's not here. No, you don't say, oh, there he is.

Ah, be able to get out here, Beet juice. Nice. Dude, that was my only chance to meet him. What the fuck, you all. You love, dude. What the fuck? You're rude. He don't choose. He'll never come back, too.

God damn it. Okay, well, it's not him. Chris wants to meet Han. Zimmer. Moving on. I do not. I want to meet your dad and have a drink with him and make friends with him and then tell him how gay you are. You could be as you could be stamp or stepdad.

You're like, go to your room, Stamper. I'm not going to my room, I'm old. Go ahead Stepper, go to your room, little bitch. You're grounded. All right, uh, let's see here. Turkey Gobbler says, you are now president. First Order of Business. Corey. What me?

Eradicate the? Oh, I have to eradicate people. You know? No, no. That's what I said. Corey, what's your first action as president? Okay, I get, like Chris said, I get like a big, like spinny dial thing and I throw a target and whatever color lands on. That's the people who eradicated.

Wow. Who would you have? What are the colors for what race? Please. What colors? He's like white isn't on the wheel, just saying. White is the arrow. No, I was printed on a poster with lots of negative space.

More often than not, he's going to. Yeah, yeah, if he threw it on the outside, he misses the circle completely. I have, like, white. and yellow and all shades of brown. All shades of brown. How would you know? What if it lay between shades of black? Orange and red and green.

In case there's some green people in the future, purple, green again. You hit those greens, they do. Cory, you look in thine. No. But realistically, I would throw a dart and then whatever it land on, I would also throw another dart to see on whatever...

Cory, the president doesn't throw a dart. doesn't throw darts. That's the worst You don't know that? Oh, maybe he does. Yeah, he's like, I have really tough decisions. He does a dart. He has, like, all his papers up, but he'd be like... I know what I'd be like, I promise to throw darts every day. Yeah, have paper. I know what I do. I know what I do.

Would you do that? No, and then you also have like a few things. Like, you have like, um, like, binge watch friends and like all these other, like stupid things. So you throw it and you're like, today I'm watching friends. So then... There you go. As president, I would run this country into the ground in three hours. How would your first policy be?

I don't know. I just panic and shit my pants. And there's someone would nuke us and I wouldn't... What have you tried to nuke him first? Oh, yeah. I'd probably do something really stupid like that. You'd be like... I'd be like, dude, I'm so tired of the Middle East and I would just do something really drastic. Put a fucking Walmart over in the hell. Let's get like a big Walmart and just put it over there.

Why isn't it with dinosaurs before? It's a really good idea. Like an ultra Walmart. They go out there and try to build it and these fucking people keep attacking. They're attacking them and like fucking beheading them while they're trying to build the Walmart That would happen I know what I do core they're uh they're slashing prices you know I'd legalize weed and fucking pussy at the same time 420 Oh 20 Hey guys 3 2 1 smoke weed okay 3 2 1 smoke weed okay smoke weed

Okay 3 2 1 okay smoke weed Okay 3 2 1 okay smoke weed get hot bitches smoke it I actually can smoke weed makes me fucking smoke it Smoke it So hold on don't talk say that again smoke it you think it funny? You think it funny a little bitch? Check this out.

Everyone closed out of the window right now. Don't listen to his podcast. I'm sorry he ruined it. Oh, yeah. Trisha is smoking cigarettes right now. Hold on, hold on, yeah. Hold on. What, is that weed, dude?

If anyone really goes to my brain, my eyes will fall out. Okay, Chris, what would you need? He's smoking weed. Well, stop injecting the weed. Sorry, as president, I hereby declare I will build a giant steel cube at the center of New York City. And in 40, what would it do? In 48,000 years, we will open it,

and I will reveal the plan for the future. And it's just a drawing of a dick? You're just like, even waiting that long. At the very center, they will have to actually dig into the steel for many years. It's just like a picture of like how you draw girls with like these deformed hands. At the center of the cube, you will find a small mummified girl dressed in Snow White. Have you seen that picture for you? How did you get there?

You people twisted. You have these like theorists who've been like. like in caves for years, like, to figure out what was in the cube the whole time. And so you have like, like, the cube is also full of traps. I would get, too. I'd feel like a huge period to have a little piece paper at the middle that says, LOL. I don't like mine anymore.

Mine wasn't very creative. Yeah, I don't even know what the fuck I do. The President can't build a cube in the center of New York. Yeah, there's like, he's the president, he can do it in a lot. I do actually know what I would do, and this is, this is probably the most boring answer. So, one of the biggest problems is that a lot of people that work for the government, there is supposed

to be kind of servants of the state of the of the people. And it's become this whole opposite thing where they, they are now at the top of the pyramid. And they have their jobs set up like tenure where they like stay, they can continue to have these jobs. So the one thing I would say is all people who work in the government have a limited run at their jobs. The other thing is, is I get rid of all of the golden parachutes.

So all the rules that they set for everybody else as far as health care, as far as retirement as far as all these fucking things are the exact same rules that them and their families are going to have to deal with when they get out of office. Oh, so they don't get permanent health care? They don't get permanent health care. They don't get any of the shit. So when they make rules, you're making them with

the idea that they're going to be out of a job in a few years and they're going to have to join the normal workforce and they're going to have to follow the same fucking rules that they are setting for the rest of us. Why would I follow a president that makes a bunch of Fargo cartoons? Nick. Why do you have a Chinese farty president?

You can, like, you can, like, create, like, the first ever dinosaur again, and you just want to do good things? Yeah. Finally. Well, hold on, well, on to be fair. As I'm mixing president of which God. Second thing on the list is, is Bill Jurassic Park. That's my second. Mick, I got to say, you were president, Joe I vote for you.

Oh, God. Bill Jurassic Park. Who would think I regret it? If you vote for me... Are you a U.S. citizen? Were you born here? Actually, I think I was born here. You could...

I think I was conceived in Asia, but born here. Yeah, you're a citizen. You're good. Your parents fucked in Asia. That's grums. Ew. Your dad came and your mom. You know what?

In Chinese takeout would be the national food. Y'all shut up. It already fucking is, more or less. Ask a little question. Ask a little question. Oh, wait a little answer. Spex 97 asks, what would your own personal hell be? Oh, personal hell?

Like, what would you? I know what mine would be. What's that? Fucking constant, repetitive noise forever. It would drive me crazy after two minutes. I've always had a really interesting idea for hell. I think it's interesting. It would be just like this.

Because I think the idea of like you, if you burn... If you're sitting here recording the podcast. No, no, no, because if you burned and brimstone forever, you get used to it. But if it was exactly like Earth, except for there was like 10% more slightly annoying stuff. Yeah. Like, you would hit your foot on like a door like a little bit more often. Things like that where it's like life is slightly more annoying. But every time you start to adjust back, it would happen again.

That's exactly what I was going to... That's why. Yeah, that would be heaven. That sounds like an annoyance. Well, no, because hell would always... Every day, though. The true hell, like if you were in a dire situation for the rest of your life, like boiling and hot oil or whatever the fuck it was, you get used to it. So the true hell is a hell full of hope.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, what, it's called current life. Yeah, exactly. I was going to say where hell is, how do we know we're not already dead? You're, like, working on projects, but, like, you're never reaching your deadlines, or, like, you're working on projects and you're almost done, and then your file crashes and it's corrupted, and they get all in it. It's like, that is actually kind of life is. Life is like, that happens like 10% moreover.

We're like, no! And the second you start adjusting back to stuff, it's like, it happens to me. Every time you want to reach something that would actually give you like something positive, it's always negative. I guess the true hell, though, would be that you would, and I think... Or it's good sometimes, so it fools you. Right, right, right. Well, I was going to say that it would almost be like you went to hell and you were tortured, but then you had no memory. So like you were constantly, it was always the first time and it was always fresh.

You ever see a person of Twilight Zone where, I don't want to spoil, but... Wait, before we say that, that's technically. like what it says and like... Oh, does it? It actually says that when you go to hell and you burn forever, your flesh is reborn again

with all senses, so you feel it over and over and over. So technically, yeah. Hell is hell. You see episode of Twilight Zone where the robber, like the thief gets shot

by police and he wakes up and he thinks he's in heaven. He asks the guy, the age or whatever. He turns out heaven who's in him. No, no, because he's like, you know, he's like a criminal.

He's like, I want a gambling place. And I want to always win. I want women. I want money. And he gets all of it. And he gets sick of it after a while. He's like, no, I want to lose.

Yeah. And then he's like, I want to go to the other place. And the guy's like, you are the other place. Right. He's in the hell all along. You know, that reminds me a lot of... He gets everything he wants. The one was the German, the German colonel. I love that.

It's, God, what is it called? It's like, it's like, it's like, in season one, it's the U-Boat episode. Yeah. And that one seemed like, because he was, I guess he was... He keeps reliving it forever or never. Yeah, but he was aware when he woke up a little bit. No, but he always starts off at that part. Always with that exact same amount of, uh, type in Twilight,

this is to the audience. Type in Twilight Zone U-boat, German U-boat. Yeah. No, that's... No, I think that would come up. Yeah. Yeah, but that was a great episode. What was great about it, though, was that there was... It wasn't just that he was suffering for what he did, is that they put

him in the seat of the other people. So he met the other people. So there was like a sense of compassion and empathy that he would have never had being on a submarine launching missiles because he'd never met these people. That's a good episode. Yeah, no, it was cool. Out of those little daily annoyances, what do you think annoys you guys most? You?

fucking... I hate getting snagged on shit. Like, I'll be walking out of the bathroom. My belt will get snagged on the door handle. The only... I don't ever really get furious that off. I would say, like, honestly, once every three years, I get furious.

It's frustrating things that you're trying to do on your own which you keep fucking up at. One time I was trying to put the bench here over my bed and I get, like, three quarters on it and I was going to get the fourth one and the other three quarters to come off. And I did it for like ten minutes, and I was like, guys!

I snapped because I was getting so... Way to sheet your bed, dumb ass. I couldn't do it. It was pissing me off. So things like that really, though I be. Let me tell you something. It's a kind of shit where you can't get it right. My own personal hell is taken off a lady's pants.

Guess what? It's blank. No pussy. A world without pussy. Oh, wow. Right here. A world without pussy and weed. She can still blow you though.

Oh, yeah. Samper, that's dumb. She has a butt. Oh. She has no butt. No butt crack. It's just flat. No titties.

It's like a canvas. It's like a Barbie doll. That's terrible. And you're like, what's happened? What? No! No! She's like, welcome to hell

And that's the only thing different And then she smacks your bone or as hard as she can Like a little springboard I would still be like I'm gonna have to work with this Put your like non-cracked Barbie ass on my face And fucking suffocate me So the next morning I'll wake up and experience the same thing again

You'll just be beating off in the shower every night crying But then I would get used to it Because then now like Dick holes plugged I would forget Oh yeah there's no dick hole I would forget what a butthole look like because like technically I wouldn't have

one either because in this world nobody has a butthole Yeah, what would you do? I would get used to Barbie doll You want to do the next question? Yes. All right, cross. Next question, cross. Okay, okay.

From Potato Guy 21, What is the scariest thing any of us have ever experienced? That's a doozy. Yeah. There's a doozy. I almost get hit by a car a couple days ago. That's not the scariest thing

over experience. It's kind of related though. You got chased by a lake pedophile. Oh, that's it. Did I ever tell a story on the podcast? I don't think so. What? I don't think I did. What happened? You got chased by a lake? Yeah. Chris has this amazing tell where he takes stories and subrises them in a way that makes

no sense. Like you're being chased down the stairs by a ghost chair? I'm sorry. If I yeah, yeah, exactly. Sorry! I love that. The imagery is like... That's way cooler in your boring story. No, I'm hearing a chair and you screaming running outside.

I was like, oh, whatever with your Irish stories. I've never told an Irish story. All he tells us Irish stories. Bullshit. No, I don't know if I, so if I told this, you can just cut it out or whatever, but, yeah, when I was like 12 or 13,

I had a friend called Seth. And Seth and I, we had an apartment complex where we had a lake in the center of the apartment complex. What? I was going to say that too, but I chose not to be an idiot. Corey.

What did you say, Corey. Go on, Owen up. Ah, good one. Good one, Corey. Giggly over there, Quillique O'ee, quit picking on me! No! Seth Link Philo, he was the one that was driving the boat.

He was like, I drew a really funny character. You're talking about it? Where's the boat? This is the scariest story ever. Zach, start your goddamn story again. It's not a really scary story, but it's pretty fucked up. It's pretty scary. Yeah, it's one of those real kind of scary stories.

What really happened? I was like 12, my friend Seth, and we had this apartment complex that had a lake in the middle of it. Or like a paw. It was like a pod to like, whatever. The apartment complex wrapped around. We went in the lake one time because it was like the summertime. We were just fucking around going this lake. And there was like this tall grass or this tall,

not bamboo, but it was one of those things called. Greeds? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those, it was in the shallow parts of it. And we were kind of in the middle of this place. And this old guy with the big fucking scary Rottweiler walked up. And he was like, hey, hey kids. What are you doing there?

We're like, uh, just hanging out. He was like, yeah, would you get out of there? Come in a place. You could dry off. We're like, uh, no, dude. And he was like, no, come on over. We were like, no. He was like, no, no, come on out.

You guys are going to catch a cold in there. Come on out. And we made up some lie about that we threw a baseball in the lake and we were trying to find it, which wasn't true. We said it was a valuable baseball. And this guy, we tried to like swim, we tried to like kind of go low and go behind the tall grass inside the lake. And he kind of walked around and kind of prevented this from getting out.

We were like, what the fuck? I was, what are we going to do, man? Because he just wouldn't leave us alone. We were like, you know, we're fine, man, leave us alone. He's like, no, come. out. He got more and more persistent. Yeah. And we were there for 45 minutes.

Eventually we got some plan where one of us was going to run out and escape and get help. But luckily one of our other friends, the third friend, who was much older, came over and was like, hey, what are you guys doing? And that's the guy immediately just walked up and got scared. See, that's the creepiest part about it. It's like as soon as another person came,

because then you know his intentions were weird. If he was just like, oh, hey, what's up? He wasn't, he wasn't a nice old man. He was like a, about 50 years old. Another thing creepy about that is If that guy hadn't to shut up, they probably would have been, like, raped and dead by now. Yeah.

Because he's a dog. Yeah. No, he had a powerful dog that, I don't know if it was trained or whatever, but it was definitely deterrentized to get out of the water. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah, good talk.

Gras. But so that was a scary story, and it should have been a word to it. It happened so long ago. I don't have many details, but that was the gist of it. My story, I mean,

it's from my child. Actually, a lot scarier things have happened, but I think, because I was older, I was able to kind of navigate them with a little bit more... Caution? Yeah, caution and a little bit more confidence that I'd be able to deal with the situation. But the one that I remember that kind of left like a mark was also when I was a kid.

I'm assuming a lot of these happened when you're a kid. You got fucked. Yeah. You got fucked, dude. I did. By an old man with a Rottweiler in a lake. Wait, hold on. You were set.

I was sick. No, what happened was is I was with my friends. Nate and then his sister Aaron. She's a little bit older than us. And then Nate was my age. And we were about seven years old and we had a sleepover and all three of us were at the house. One point, I forgot who mentioned it. It was nighttime. And, you know, I was in a Chinese household. So rules were a little bit lax. It wasn't like it was like, hey, go to bed. You know, like, they were just kind of like, you know, whatever. Anyway, so I don't know who they dared the other. I don't exactly remember how it happened. But we decided that we were going to go out to the bent tree.

And bent tree is this tree that is near my friend Nate's place. And during this period of time when we were in this neighborhood, a lot of the neighborhood wasn't developed. It was in Washington. So it was just a lot of woods, a very lumbery, lumber town. And so there's just woods everywhere, thus Woodenville. And there was this bent tree, which was by his house. And it was kind of like a landmark. We'd meet at the bent tree.

We'd hang out there. One time, Nate was up in the tree and tried to poop on me from the tree. And then wiped his butt with stinging nettle leaf. And then, you know, there was some fun stories about. the bent tree too. So we went out. It was late at night and we had dared each other to go into the woods. So we went out into the woods and it was just three of us, but I remember we heard a sound. Like we were like kind of going and we were scared, but you're confident because we were with your friends. Yeah. And then all of a sudden we heard a sound behind us and we weren't quite sure. So we stopped and there was nothing.

And then we kept going and it was fine. And we went deeper and deeper into the woods and then all of a sudden we definitely heard a sound. Then we stopped and you could just hear like a foot going through ferns because it was woods, you know what I mean? Like there's a bunch of trees trees leaves everywhere. So you could hear it. It wasn't like crunching dry leaves. It was like you could hear like the brush of ferns. Yeah. So we were like then I just remember looking at them and it was so dark and there was a little bit of moonlight coming down through the trees but you could kind of see each other's faces a little bit. But what you could really see was like the glint of light in the reflection of people's eyes. So we're looking at each other in the dark. Our eyes are a little bit acclimated. And I remember all three of us just

looking at each other like, what, what do we do? So then we waited and we kept hearing it and it was getting closer and closer. So we all fucking hit the deck. And it was kind of like a dirt path that ran right up the middle of the woods. And when I say a path, I mean, it's like a foot wide. I mean, it wasn't really a path. It was like a bike or like, you know, water was running down it or something because it was right in the middle of the thing. So we're both on both sides of the ferns and we're lying down. I was with Nate and Aaron was on the other side. And we just laid, there for a while and we could hear the sound, right? Just like this coming closer and closer.

And then it stopped for a little bit and then we weren't sure what to do, like whether or not we should get up. Finally, we heard it getting closer and closer and closer. And this is in the middle of the night, in the middle of the woods. What time would you say? What time would you say? It was maybe 10 o'clock. It wasn't like three in the morning. But it was too late for somebody to be there.

Yeah, it's way too late for anyone to be out there. And why would they even be there? And I'll get to the other question, too. The thing that freaked me out when I was older. But anyways, so we're lying there. I remember staring right at Aaron's, like I could just see the glint in her eyes through the ferns, right? And all of a sudden, a boot just went right in front of my fucking face and then kept going. And I just remember seeing her eyes, like, in that moment.

And I'm sure I look the exact same way. But like that will never leave my mind. Just like staring at her and we waited and we waited and we waited and we were just like locked eyes as long as we could and just waited and waited until finally we didn't hear it. And then we all, it was like, we never said anything. We weren't like one, two, three. We just fucking, I don't know if it's because one of us got up, so everyone just got up. And then we just fucking ran back. And we ran back to the bent tree.

And I remember that there was a shovel next to the tree. It wasn't an axe or a machete, but there was a shovel by there. We went back to our house. We went into the, you know, back to the bunk bed and we didn't really talk about it. Went to sleep. Next morning, we went back up. Shovel wasn't by the bent tree, but you could see muddy, like footprints, like, or boot, like, really big bootprints that were there.

So in retrospect, there's a lot of things that it could have been. It could have been an adult that heard kids out in the woods and was like, what the, you know, why are there, why do I hear kids? How far away were these woods from the house you were at? Maybe, I mean, by the furthest we went, probably like, I don't know, like 100 yards, 80 yards. I mean, it was a distance. It was a distance, and it was into the woods, regardless. But the thing is that always weirded me out when I thought back to it was if it was

genuinely someone looking for someone. They would have said something. Yeah, they would have been like, hey kids, uh, is there somebody back here? What are you kids doing out here? It's late. It would have been something. But there wasn't that. This dude was dead silent and clearly following us. And there's no way he didn't hear you. No, no, no, no,

absolutely not. I mean, walked straight up the same we stopped, too. Yeah. You stopped. I mean, we were talking while we were like walking as well. So it wasn't like, there was, we were clearly making noise. So as far as like an actual scariest moment that I felt like my heart kind of going crazy and left like an impression, that would be it. I mean, there's plenty of

other scary things, almost getting hit by cars or whatever, but that, that's the one that definitely left him pressure. Yeah. Damn. Chris, have you said it? Uh, I farted really hard and blood came out on my underwear. That is not scary. You said you, like, ran into tinkers that were like assholes. What was this? You said there was like tinkers who like shoved you down or something? It's probably not a lie to you. Probably not. This sounds weird. What's a tinker? It's an Irish gypsy? Oh, okay, yeah. And I was like a skunk back in there.

But the scariest thing I can recall is... Like snatch? Yeah, exactly like snatch. Exactly like snatch. But when I went home for Christmas this year, I was staying on my mom and dad's house. And one night my mom came home and she was like bawling her eyes out. And I was like, what the fuck happened? Oh, God.

Because like, she's had a rough year and shit. So I was like someone probably fucking died, like more than likely. Last thing she needed. Yeah, exactly. Right. So it was like, I just saw a dog get hit by a car. And I was just like, oh, that's horrible. but it's not as bad as I thought.

At least no one's dead. But she's like, but I saw him get hit, and then I saw him twitching and I saw him like going, and like, like, like, you know, spasming out and shit. And I was like, that's horrible, mom, sorry. She's like, I don't know if anyone stopped to help him. And I was just like, oh, I don't want to make you go back and look at it, but maybe we should go back and see if it's okay.

She said it was like close by. So she's like, I don't want to do that. I can't. I was like, just fucking park across the road and just close your eyes and I'll go over and see if it's okay. Sure. She was like, okay. And then she, brave boy. She pulled over on the side of the road, which was busy at the time, because it was rush hour, and it was, like, pitch black.

I got out of the car, and her headlights were facing this, like, dog. It was, like, just breathing, and it was lying there, and I was, like, this fucking shitty. But I went over to it, and it was alive, and I was like, oh, shit. And I went over to it, and I was about to put my hand on it, and then a fucking black pit bull jumped out of the ditch, and I was just like, oh, my fucking guy. It's just, like, frozen space, like, with my hands out at it, like, just remember, don't make any sudden movement's, like, back as slowly as you can. It was just barking at me the whole time. Yeah. I was just worried that my mom would see like her son at her throat ripped at right before Christmas

Like that's all she fucking needed Yeah right and I was just like back in the dog was back I just like look over and see her in the car going like And I was just like I was shitting my absolute pants because pipples are fucking scary Chris like your story is a lot like the scary situation for me Because the reason why I don't like big dogs is it actually happened to my sister wait let me finish Okay go long story short dog died the end okay go okay um well my sister actually Like at a young youngish age she got bit by a dog like a dog like latched on to her and fucked up her arm Like when she was young apparently the dog was like jealous because my dad would give attention to her and like he was obviously like he was nursing the dog

So when the dog saw that he was giving affection because they they can do that and no they do yeah and it got jealous and like bitter and then he like Fucking kicked the dog and like put it down or whatever because of that because he was taking care of it because he was gonna give it somebody's like this dog is not stable But for me, like after that, I was always afraid of dogs. And I was never really into a dog situation. But this is almost crazy. I had heard that, like, at some point, there was an attack and a dog was free. And I was, like, walking down a block. And it was, like, one of these, like, huge, like, dogs.

I don't really know what kind of dog it was. But it was right there. And then it was, like, gnarling its teeth. And I had come in close to it. And I didn't know what the fuck to do. in a situation like that, I thought I was gonna be like mauled because a person had already gotten is like arm ripped apart from a dog and I thought it was the same dog and it probably was.

So from there, the first thing I did was I ran because like, I mean, what else am I going to do? Just stand there and wait for the dog to just come around and sniff me and then let me go. So I ran and I jumped over something and the dog jumped over something. So it was still following me even though I had jumped over something. Oh, the worst thing you can do is run away from a dog. It's natural instinct is to chase anything that's running away. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah.

So it was chasing me into like, and then I ran into this other person's backyard. And at this time I had like crazy adrenaline. And I had set it up, so when the dog had came in, I turned around and I grabbed the fence and I slammed it as hard as I could right when the dog came, so the dog hit the fence. And then I took that opportunity to run because the dog was like, it hit its fucking nose and it was confused. But that was probably the scariest fucking situation I've ever been in. I've ever been in. I can't really, like, vividly,

I've never really been in a truly, like, terrifying situation like that, except like that. Like, I thought I was going to die. Stamper, do you have any? Um, I was trying to think, but, uh,

there was, there was one time that really, that was just, it was really just me and fucking stupidity. Um, when I was younger, I was, uh,

every weekend, uh, I used to race and, um, what would you race? Just, um, you know, fucking broken, Fast and the Furious style.

Yeah. And we used to be really into, the um you know like tuning up our cars and shit like that i wasn't sure if it was like some kind of like back alley uh sprint race where you're like you're like you all got your shorts on you're like yeah it's car no yeah this is this is back when um yeah i was i was more than familiar with with uh the back of a police car but um yeah there's this one time right after we were done racing um i guess we we weren't done yet so you know your whole pay you start with like 100 people and then eventually get to the cops break you up and then you split in like 50 yeah

And then you get broken up again, you split into like 25. And then the end of the night came around. We were still kind of like, we still wanted to, you know, fuck around. And there's a guy there. He's like, let's do one last race. And I was like, all right. So I wanted to like really go for it. Now my friend Bob was in the car.

And we took off. It was kind of like we're going to do the race and just wave each other and then go our own ways. Like there's whatever. And then there was an off ramp that actually went up into a bridge, into an overhang. and we whipped around the corner and he beat me but I was really frustrated and it had rained earlier so when he whipped around the corner um I just kept going straight and I flew off a bridge and it was it was so weird because it was that everything went silent yeah and like Bob went silent and there was like no noise anymore I was I was convinced that we were going to die yeah because we

fell so high I could have landed from so high I could have landed on top of a McDonald's that's how high late. I fell. And what was really fucked up is when I landed, I landed in the middle of a four or six lane highway right in the middle of it. And I just spun down it for fucking forever.

And if it wasn't three o'clock in the morning, I would have landed on traffic and cured everybody. You definitely were directly in the line of traffic. Yeah. That was awful. That's how fucking stupid and reckless I was. And when I landed, I fucking my, I shattered my axles and all my rims. My car was

fucking destroyed. Thankfully, I landed flat like that. Instead of going forward. Are you wearing a seatbelt? And then fucking like rolling like a domino. Yeah. Are you wearing seatbelts? I'm pretty sure I was wearing a seatbelt. I had to have been because it's so fucking jar. It is interesting like in those moments though when like uh, because I almost hit a car once too and it was what happened was is we were going down um, we were going down the freeway and it was very icy but it could see you could just tell like the two people in front of me. We're all going like maybe like 50 miles an hour on the freeway because it was icy so everyone was going

slow but you could see like one of the cars was just not quite with it they were going back and forth just a little bit and then clearly they tried to overcompensate or something and you could see it was almost slow motion they went wide and then they came right back in and they teabone the car right in front of me yeah and then i had to drive you know there's some choices you make if you put on the emergency break there's a good chance you're going to spin out and fucking run into it yeah so i just i just kind of waited as we're going i mean it all happened within a matter of seconds i mean we're going 50 miles an hour. It's not 100, but it's still fast enough. And these cars... By the time your reaction

kicks in, it's already too late. And so as soon as I saw that, the only thing I could think was, as soon as he teaboned him, he started backing up, and I was like, please clear this. Please clear this. Because when he hit him, he went back a little bit. And so there was just a little gap, and I just went straight. You were straight? You spread through it. Right through it. No, I didn't speed through it. I literally at the same pace

without tapping on the brake, just went right through that. But in that moment, it was dead silence in the car. There was no like, oh, shit did you see oh fuck dude just movies get it right it's just yep and it's just like dump bum yeah and nobody says anything because every you're in your head you're in that moment you're just like that's that's the whole your breath and you're just you're not gonna say and as soon as you pass through it you're like holy fuck oh shit oh my god I can't believe that yeah did

you stop after you went off the thing did that did that not subsisted to you oh yeah after I did that well no what knocked sense into me was like after all my friends were like fucking, we were like really reckless. Every last one of my friends totaled their cars. And it was like weird. There's like this thing that happened where we just, we thought we were cursed because my friend Mark totaled his car. He totaled it.

And then the next weekend or the weekend after that, Mark was in the car with my friend John. Yeah. And we just installed a short shifter. And then John totaled his car with Mark inside. This is like the PG-13 version of race. Yeah, I guess. And then after John totaled his car, he was in the car with Aaron.

And then we're following Aaron. I get around the bend and he barrel rolled down the road. And the first thing I saw was him crawling out of their back window through glass. So it was just the cycle of whoever lost their car last was in the car that got. And I was like, fuck that. I'm moving to Florida. For I guess if we're talking about like car things, because I was in like a car situation like that. But I've never actually been in a situation where it's like I was like, I'm going to die.

But maybe? I was I would yeah I was convinced that we were gonna fucking die Matter of fact after we hit and we came To stop I was just kind of rolling off to the side of the road And we just sat there For like 30 minutes We didn't say fucking anything

It was um That was your final destination No we We are gonna A fucking ladder is gonna drop off of a fucking building Fire Escape and crush your head I remember he was like stop the fucking car And I was like dude I'm not doing anything

I don't know what's wrong but we're just rolling So we had just went to Hardee's in order like a big like we have like these like huge like sandwich burgers with like fries and stuff and we were eating it and he was it was snowing out obviously and there was no cars because it's snowing and we needed to get to a destination so we were like we guess we're going to eat Hardys first before we get there. I think it was like a concert we're supposed to go and we slept on the black ice and like when your cars like losing control in the road. It's the scariest fucking thing and the car was spinning and it's funny too because you know in movies whenever it's like slow motion We're shit, but we were holding the burgers and the fucking like shit was flying everywhere like hitting the windows like Ketchup and mustard was splashing on everything and when it was all over The whole the fucking car just smelled like hearties and it was just like Yeah, it was just like I've had a hardy's a long shit Yeah, ardies is good. It's also called Carl's Jr. Right? Yeah

They used to have good ass milk shirts there Yeah their whole motto is like if burgers and that It's not a good burger or something. What's funny, too, is there's, like, one friend I had, uh, uh, Andrew, and anytime I wrote in his car, I swear, we crashed like three fucking times when I wrote in a car with him. And he thought it was me. Like, he thought, he was like, you fucking jinxed me.

Because the first time we got- He's driving. Yeah. I know. The first time we got in a car, we went to Sam's Club, and he was pulling out of Sam's club, and he hit a car. And that was the first time. It was like, it was a light hit.

The second. time. We went to this place that was like this old like 80s diner that was abandoned and we were driving around drunk and he was like, I'm gonna order some food. And he fucking pulled up and he he hit a fucking street light and we went up the fucking street light, the cords and shit. And it was like this whiplash of blue and blue and green colors. Then all the fucking lights in the entire neighborhood went out. And we were like, oh, holy shit. And then he pulled the car in and he parked it and he was like he looked like he had just seen a ghost and he went to. to the house and then the cops pulled up and immediately knew it was him for some reason. So after that he was like terrified. He's like, you're a fucking jinx. He's like, you causing a crash car. And I'm like, dude, the first

time was this bitch that wasn't even paying attention. The second time was you trying to order food at three in the morning at a place that didn't have a fucking drive-through. So it's like, don't say shit to me. And then we got an accident again. But this time, he was completely parked. This is where it's

really funny. He was talking about how I was a fucking jinx. Yeah. And he's like, anytime I'm in a car with you, we get hit. And I swear to fucking God, like five minutes later,

a car nick the back of his car while he was driving, and he fucking, and he was trying, and he fucking, and he was telling me that I'm a fucking jinx. Until, like,

getting in a car accident. So he got, like, three times. So he was right, basically. You are fucking drinks. Don't ever driving my car, but. Stamper and I almost fucking died

the other day. But I tried to laugh it off, but it was pretty close call. We were just driving down to the intersection and I forgot that there was a, there was a stoplight there and I was about to keep going but it was a red light and Stanford was like whoa oh there's a red light

and I went about three feet over the actual crosswalk and then a fucking bus just went right by the front of the car yeah Zach remember that time I pulled you out from underneath the train you want to tell them what really happened Chris you fucking weirdo wait is this is this like the lake monster the train of underneath the bus this is what happened we and Zach were at a convention and he walked out of the road And I grabbed him with my big monkey arm and threw him onto the sidewalk and a train went by and almost killed him

He really happened. I was really happy when Chris was walking in the sidewalk He saved your life I was walking then a plane crashing to the road but would you want Yeah, Chris was walking on the road and Chris was walking on the road and Sidewalk he was like hey get up the train tracks was like oh and I got up like But it's not true I grabbed you I did pull you off I did pull you out of the way Chris karate kicked the train as it was coming towards you

You wouldn't have remember that if I hadn't have like grabbed you you would have been dead Pull me up one to a train Exactly, you were helpless. You were just like, eh. I don't know why, but when you were talking about cars, maybe you think, I don't know, maybe you can cut it out, but it's just something small. I remember it's stupid what kids do, you know,

when you're younger, when you're a teenager, like, when I was, like, in middle school, my friend did I used to do this thing. It's not even fun. But I was like, hey, we'd go flip off cars today? We'd go flip off cars. I loved through that. And we would just go on this big hill

that had, like a back where you could hide behind, and we'd run up to the car. When a car would go up, like, a one-pun-by-wood. would be like, fuck you, flip him off. And if they stop, you'd run behind the hill, and I'd think he went away. It was so stupid. But we did it, like, every day. It's like, we did it for, like, four hours and just go home.

That's what we used to do, like, two and from school every day on the bus. I remember, we used to do pride calls, but we didn't know about Star 69. So I remember what time we called a bagel place. We felt like, we had, like, a phone book. Yeah. And we called the bagel place. I was like, how big of the bagel holes? He was like, why?

I was like, I want to fuck him. And I held up, and I laughed, and he called back, and he was like, I had your phone number. I got so, I got so freaked down. For like the next week, every time your phone. Oh no, he's going to tell my mom I wanted to fuck a bagel. Yeah, that's right. Every time your phone rang for like the next week, you were like, I unplugged the phone.

That was the real scariest story, man. Yeah, that was it. You know what's weird though when you're, when you're a kid, like, you're genuinely worried that if you called back, you'd be busted. But nowadays, if I called up a bagel place and said, yeah, I want to fuck the holes in the bagel, and then he called back and says, you know,

I have a fucking number. And then, like, I was at a fucking number. And then, like, I was at a bagel back. any risk like I'm smart enough I could just be like that wasn't man I never called that guy like you know you don't think to do that when you're a kid right I didn't do like I don't you immediately assume blame yeah yeah totally

our period adultly calls back you like yeah it's not like they can get you in trouble it's not like they can get you in trouble it's not like they can call the police and be like this guy prank me unless you get prank that said I'm gonna murder you and your family yeah I was a cop and they turned that story and like he said something about fucking the bagels I'd laugh yeah it's like me like that's genius I'm doing that you know you know it's a really effective prank call it's so simple Chris Laced to do this for hours and hours and hours

It's such a simple phone Call up like at 7-11 where an Indian guy works there And say you fucked his wife For some reason that pisses the Indian guys off They'll go fuck you motherfucker You get people walking in the background Like the dings of the stores and stuff You could your customers

They say they scream at you It's probably because it was the 20th time You guys called the same dude Different one No it's different ones Anyone anyone They'll always like give a reaction Truthfully

Most people would get mad at that I just No but like these guys get furious And like we have a recording of like This one guy was like Hello? It's like yeah how much does your wife like fuck and he was just like hey fuck you motherfucker and then you can hear like the bell going d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-se he hear people come in one story. He's like yeah fuck I fuck your sister it's like yeah he's like hello this is the police

yeah we call them back no but the first time it was like it was like hey how much like how much is your wife fuck I need I need to fuck tonight he was just like what but but the second time was like I to fuck your wife and he was just like, what? No, but if we fucking called back and he was like, yes, this is the place, we're like, you don't really anybody, you fucking idiot. Who the fuck? Hey, at least he was a good sport about it.

If I ever got prank phone... You're under arrest? Oh, dude. I would like to I would like to kind of laugh at it and appreciate it a little bit. I remember you guys prank phone called this one guy who was like this like mom and pop like pizza place? That was like.

Zek. Which was it? You called this place and you said your food is fucking shit. No, this wasn't even the this was like, this wasn't even a prank call. This was maybe a dick. I called, like, I remember what it was I fucking, I've never, I, this is the last thing really, this is why I don't pray in phone call. No, no, no, no. Because I have a conscience and I'm like, no, I think the best people to irritate are

people who can't speak of English very well, because for some reason the countries they grow up and they're like, fuck and they have no problem saying fuck you to somebody, they don't know in other countries, but they come here, but I call the Chinese place and I was like, yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't like your food sucks. No, it wasn't Chinese, it was like Taiwan, it was like small in my pop. I remember how

I was Chinese. No, no, no. It was Chinese. And I didn't say it. I was like, your food sucks. I was like, yeah, I felt like a dead beetle in my food. Yeah. And they're like, oh. And she gave, they put the guy on. And he was like, yes, sir. You know, you had an accent, but he was like, yeah, I run this place. I'm so sorry if you had bad service.

And I was like, no, it was a beetle man. It was fine. He's like, he's like, let it up. Please come in. I'll give you free food. I work very hard. I work every day and night. And I was like, oh, I hope. I hope. 10 minutes, I was like, aw.

And I come back and I was like, look, I was like, don't do it again. Yeah, no, I go back and I was like, I'm sorry, man. If I didn't eat a beetle, it's goodbye. And I felt like such, I stopped. I think that was the last point calling you because I felt like such a heart. Dude. But it was weird because I called one guy, I called one place and I was like, we're at the health inspectors. I found a cockroach of my hot dog.

And he was like, yes, that is supposed to happen. He was like, what? He was so unconcerned. He was like, whatever, man. But you can get some funny fucking prank calls by calling like, they just don't give a shit. They'll scream to you and say they're going to, you're going to, you know, they're going to fuck your sister. They have no problem with it. This is why I don't do prank phone calls. First of all, I don't have like the audacity to sit there and call it people and ruin their fucking day.

Because I can't do it. I feel so bad. You know, you go online. I'm on that. I don't do it now because I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the last time any of his prank call? I say three.

When I was like 11. It can be funny sometimes. It's funny too because like you get these. people who are kind of you know they're a little socially awkward and you come into a Skype call them like hey we're gonna do prank phone calls and I'm like all right I'm leaving because I don't want to be a part of it I feel bad you know you want to know something just to show you just how much of horrible people we were in our fucking group the you know our group prank phone call almost every single

fucking day and they had no remorse and they were always laugh though we used to do that but it's just like you you do it but it's like you laugh at like these ventrilla people who are playing games and stuff it's like that's funny but then when you're like ruining people's day in the internet. I used to find those, I used to find those

Vindralla harassment video is funny that's what I'm saying that's still kind of are but here's the thing you're bothering people while they're playing games that's,

yeah, a lot of those guys who work a shitty job when they come back and work, they want to relax and play a game yeah exactly but you're,

but when you call people up who are working and like a mom and pop play I can't do it I don't understand how people can do it I have to give mad props because when you hear

when you can hear like the uncomfortableness or like the awkwardness of the people people receiving the calls, that to me makes me cringe so hard sometimes that it's just like hard to stay on. Dude, when Zach called a guy instead he found like a cockroach, I was sitting there, my fucking, like, gut, I felt so bad.

I'm like, I told that, I'm like, Zach, you need to fucking apologize. That's fucking... It sounds like he did. He did, because Zach was like, his fucking face was completely white. Like, he had just, like, witnessed the murder. He was just like, he didn't know what to say. He was just like, I need to apologize. He was, like, so, like, fucking...

That means you guys are nice people, though. Yeah, no, yeah. And, like, I was the same way. Like when my friends would call it people in Pizza Hut and order all this food, he's like, he looked up a random number and I'm like, I'm like, dude, you just sent a bunch of fucking shit to someone's house. That's just malicious, I think. It's like, you're a fucking pizza shit. I think, like, obviously we don't, we used to Chris, I did that on a regular basis. We've been like three years. They were harmless, though.

No homeless. Yeah, it was like, like, at, you know, 9 p.m. when he's working, they always be like, you know, fuck your wife. It's different. I feel like it's, you probably went home and beat the shit out of his point. I think that's why it's kind of funny Because some of these guys must be like What the fuck did you're doing? You know, he's like, just like strangle their fucking wife and gouged Why is it the funny part?

I feel like it's kind of like one of those things where it's like It's like a kid who wants to see what a stove is Has to be burned to learn not to touch it when it's hot Speaking of it. Oh no, it took one phone call for me to go. That's what I'm saying? The stupidest thing I ever fucking did I already kind of touched on the prank where I teepeeed a house

and found out that the dad was in a hospital with cancer Oh my God. I did another thing. That was the last time I ever tepeeed a fucking house Because imagining the two daughters and the mom out there Picking up styrofoam peanuts out of their lawn And Tee out of their things And their dad was in the fucking house

I can't ever give him Did he live? I can one up you more No he died What's that? You killed him I did not fucking kill him I can want up you more And not a bad way and in a bad way Okay so

You should have taken his cancer bandages And then cancer bandages to their house These people These people actually These people like good Lord there's this one teacher we found out later she had

vaginal cancer and she died like not too long after but like they is vaginal cancer a thing or like ovarian cancer ovarian cancer? It's like old vaginal cancer

whatever I got cancer in my vagina You got pussy toad I think you could though but anyways It's like saying penis cancer It's whatever

It's like pussy cancer That's what we used to call it Oh pussy cancer Yeah we used to call it pussy cancer I'm down But it was kind of like the same thing Like, they went to their house and they, like, like, pulled up her flowers that she had spent, like, years doing and stuff. And then they just, like, fucking, like, ruined her yard one day.

And she came, she was, like, depressed in school. And then, like, weeks later, she fucking died. You guys are evil people. You put, why did you pull up her flowers? I didn't do it. You didn't do it. You did. It was a metaphor.

This is what happened. Yeah, she's push your daisies now for me. No, this is what happened. Like, I told my friends, I'm like, because she gave him my first detention. I'm like, this bitch gave me my attention. And then they were, like, bringing up all these things. She's a fucking cunt. And then they went out and did this stuff.

But I started it because I was like, you know, she gave me my... So you ordered it. You ordered it. You're the mob boss. You're like, go take care of it. I feel like back then, though, it's like the animosity that you had for things was so extreme. And it's also, there's a big fucking deal. There's a disconnect, too.

You don't really honestly realize other people are... Other people are you... Their lives are like... Yeah, no. Like, you really don't start to... All the way through school, I never actually... saw a teacher as a person until they loved. No. No, they were just teaching. Now you go, oh, God. Yeah. Like, it's probably hated their lives and you're being shit on all day by the kid.

I think people are pieces of shit until they're like 25. So, that's not an excuse, but I mean, like, I think you have to, I think you have to like, I think you have to like, oh. I got a year left. Yeah. The dumbest thing that I ever did, though, my friend Matt and I, we did this thing where we started daring each other to do shit. They weren't pranks where we would hurt other people, but they were just stupid things. He went to London, he went to Rada, and while he was in London, did stupid things like breaking a fluorescent light in a telephone booth or going backwards on an escalator. In London, they have those really long escalators. So he'd go down and up one, just stupid shit like that. So we ended up daring each other back and forth to do things. And it got to the point where we would dare each other for like beers or food or whatever.

Okay. So we were at the subway and we were already drunk and a girl who had been visiting me from Washington, who I liked at the time, was there as well. And so I don't know if I was trying to impress her or I was just drunk or just being stupid like I was. But we had a dare where there was also a cop on the platform at the end of the platform. And I was supposed to jump in the train tracks as a train was coming. But you could see it from, you could see it all the way down at the other station. It is way far down the station.

You have plenty of time. But I was supposed to jump in the train tracks, do a dance, say Uga Chaka, Laga Chaka, NYPD, and then jump right back out. That was the whole thing. That was what I was supposed to do. You're a faggot. But I was wearing... And I was doing it for a beer.

So I was wearing Birkenstock at the time, and it's in the summer, and shit was all fucking slippery and stuff. Now, I don't know if you know what the New York subways are like some of you guys do, but especially, like, in between the train tracks, there's like these big garbage puddles, like this gooey fucking shit with garbage in it, whatever. So I jump down, I slip because I'm wearing my Birkenstocks, roll my ankle, fall completely between both the tracks, my back, like I've literally got this goop all the, like halfway up my body, and I'm lying there and I'm just fucking like stunned. Now my head is in a position where I can actually

look back, and it's not like the train was like 10 feet away from my head, but it was, I was looking up the track. I could actually see the train was coming. And I'm lying on my back with a rolled ankle, both hands on the tracks. And I'm sitting there and I could just hear Matt being like, dude, get the fuck out of there. Get up here. Everybody on the platform is this is like three in the morning. There's a lot of people there.

And they're all fucking like, oh my God, is he okay? Is he okay? And I try to like get up and I'm like hobbling up. I've got my body like halfway up the platform. I was assuming I could just jump right out. But my ankle was fucking busted. So I'm sitting there trying to get like one leg up. All these people reach down their hands.

They help me up. Everyone's so concerned. The moment I get on the platform. First of all, the cop didn't see any of this. Thank fucking God. But the moment I get on the platform, everyone goes from, oh my God, are you? K2.

You fucking idiot. Literally several people saying, fuck you. You fucking idiot. I guess some people actually saw what happened and shit. People are just like scolding me. I smell like dirty fucking subway garbage. I rolled my ankle,

which by the time we walked back to the house was like ballooning up. The girl that was there actually dumped me about three days after she went back to Washington. I'm assuming that was one of the main reasons. I never got that beer that night. He ended up coming later because he had to bring me crutches and stuff and we drink up on my room.

I should have just ended it all right there. But that was like one of the dumbest things I've ever done and I've rethought a lot of like dares and shit ever since. I mean besides doing too many drugs and drinking too much, but as far as dares and putting my life in danger, I'm kind of done with that now. That's good. Yeah.

All right. Yeah. Thank you. What time is it, dude? One more question. One more. One more question. Here we go.

This is from T-87. I think this is a softball. This is a lob. I think we can handle this one. If Sleepy Cabin was a band, okay. What genre would it be and what instruments would everyone play? Triangle.

What? Triangle. You can't handle the triangle. You can't handle that. Well, whoa, hold on. What's the genre? genre. Salsa. No, seriously, if we were to actually be like, guys, seriously,

fuck all the podcast, fuck all the animation, fuck everything, we're gonna be a band. It would be a video game rock band. I think it would be like, I think it'd be moody, gothic, symphonic. You know what? Everyone disagrees. Yeah, I... This band do not work. It would be... It would be... It would be... It would be like a... It would be... Aides Rock.

Fine. It would have a mix of... I don't need to make... Hip-hop and ska all the same time. Yeah. Okay. It'd be New Wave, Prague, it would sound like shit. Let's make one of our songs right now, okay? What would you play? you'd play trombone. You'd play the piano. Well, you'd soon might play the trombone. Of course, you're great at it. I'd rap.

You would rap. I'd blare my fucking trombone. You'd play the triangle. You'd sing. If I'm rapping, that means I'm the lead man. Stampin's the sleepy cabin gang. But you're a police. We'd kill you. You quit the man. All these disagreements are pointless.

All we should do. We should remix popular YouTube videos. That'd be pretty cool. With, um, what's a call? What's the, not the vocalizer, what the fuck is it called? Autotune, right? Autotune, yeah. What would you do? Would you sing?

That's the only thing I could do. I'm not good at anything else. You'd be like that dude from the mighty, mighty boss tones. It just dances. You'd see, you would rap and then I do like to see. I do the hooks. I do the reframers for your rap. You see what I'm talking about. Oh, okay. Listen, you could hit your chest like a drug set. Yeah. I play drugs with your tips. I do that. We don't have a fight man.

That's all. Like, he didn't play any instruments of sing or anything. You just like put his hands down and he claps and do the worm. And the dude from the boss tones wasn't even a, good dancer. He's just like just running around the stage. What were they called again? The busy, busy boss now? Mighty, mighty boss. No, they did that knock on wood song.

Yeah. But if you pull up a live performance, you just see this guy, you know, that I've never had to knock on wood, but I've ever had that. I hope that's exactly what it sounds like. And if it doesn't, we have to remake the song where you sing it just like that. This guy sounds like... The guy who sings sounds like he sounds like

a, like a scruffy, like deep voice black guy, but he's actually like this really like nerdy looking white guy. I thought Michael Jackson was a girl until I was like 12. Really? Yeah. I thought Michael Jackson was a girl

and I thought Simply Red was a black woman and Simply Red is actually some skinny little red-headed white dude. That's a Gub brand too. I always saw what's his name? What's his name? Rick Astley? He's a black dude, right?

I always thought he was a black guy, yeah. And then I saw him and he just looked like fucking Egon from Ghostbush. Right here. I was like, whoa, dude. Deep-ass voice. I used to like getting Rick rolled. I love that song. That song's gonna be it all right? I was gonna get you rich world. I gotcha bitch and it's like nah dude. You just didn't me a fan. You're looking for this song. Thanks man.

Wait, well, I forgot what the question was. What genre would you be? That's a shitty question. You actually picked that question? Fuck him. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck me. I have more diarrhea. Hold on. Um, let me just wrap it up. Blurble it into the mic. Ew. Blurble. Should we? We got through a lot of these.

How long have you been recorded for? Yeah, we should just end it. I'm tired. I'm hungry. All right, so let's end it. How do we wrap this up? You're hungry too. How long will we go for?

You want beer. We've gone for over, we've gone for about 2.30. There's no way to get it now, though. Raw. Two 30 raw. Between both of those? Yeah. That's good.

Yeah. Or all three. This is the third. There are no. Places that are open on 10? 10. You know the rules and so do I Let's say what's that look at the Rick Astley song

You want to do that? Okay Do do do do do Wait, I can put it on Trump up Oh yeah Hold on if you do it You got to stay back there Because it's so fucking loud

No no let's do it this way How does this go? We're no corn, corn, corn, listen to me You do have to do it over there You're gonna blast on the mic What? Sing it, Corey, sing it's going to play in the background We can mix it together

I don't know We're no strangers to love. You know the rules. It's soft to love. Hey, that sounds great. Let's do it. So what are we doing? See that song?

After that corner, we play it over there and you can mix it together. All right, hold on. Okay, Chris, do it. Leave us in. Yeah, you're going to Rickroll us. Chris? Yeah. Okay.

Do, do, do, do, do, do. We're not friends to learn. You know the rules. And so do I. I said, Hey guys, thanks for joining the SleepingCast, the Q&A question and answer episode twice. I just want to see you as soon.

I don't know. Never gonna give you a... Slippy Cabin. Go higher this time.