SleepyCabin - SleepyCast 23 - [Four Dicks and a Nik]

Episode Date: April 24, 2015

Nikki joins the crew for a lil' razzle dazzle, whatever the fuck that means. This episode starring: Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/Psychicpebbles) Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/Spazkidin3d) JohnnyUtah (http://johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) Nikki (http://www.twitter.com/nikkinacks) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! http://www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Paul Raymond, John Erlinger, Creeps McPasta, Hector I. Murillo, Susparty, Dave Cummings, MobileSpider, Timothy Smith, Alexander Lee, James Vilhelmsen, Magnus Ramskov Poulsen, John Toomey, k0xfilter, skooks, Sonny Canchola, Liam Staley, Dim, Sindre Norheim, Hayward Cole, Denis DeLong, Jace Baker, Duncan Neilson, Jacob Miller, Shane Danells, Ryan Pagonis, Trevor Wood, Tanner Anderson, Brian Adam, Lewis Brady +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! http://www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! https://twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin, there's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch bullshitter. Welcome to Sleepycast. I'm Nikki Cash. Hey, I'm Jeff.

Jeff. Jeff's back. Yeah, I'm back. He's back from his long vacation. I'm Chris. That's Corey. This is already... I'm Corey. That's like... Hi, hi, guys. I'm back from, you know, I was doing some stuff. Across the ocean. Do my stand special about all kinds of things. We have a special guest today.

Nikki. I already introduce myself. I want to say Minaj. I cannot help it. It just rolls off the tongue. Nicky Manage. Our guest today, little Nikki. Welcome. Little Nikki.

I love treasured chickens I love trashy's chicken Why is another female And a lot of people saying You know this podcast needs a female touch to it Because we're Well this is a bunch of disgusting misogynist And we need

It's more pussy. These more pussy fumes Okay so let's talk about I don't know how to talk to girls There I said it Finally you admit it This is an interviction I want to hit her and fuck her

Coyne That's illegal I promise you Is that why you keep looking at me Corey? Oh my God Corey Salivating like a fucking monkey looking at bananas. Monkey salivate when they see bananas? I saw it before a national...

Discovery. Alright, anyway. Let's move on. Topic, topic, no. First, we should talk about what you do. Uh, uh, so what do you do? I, I draw a lot. I draw ladies.

You want to go ahead and plug your fucking drugs already? Yeah, plug yourself. Plug you, plug you, plug it. Plug it. Plug it. Uh, Twitter.com slash. Nikki knacks and floorbread.com. And what do you do at floorbed?

What do you draw on like a peak? I draw very nice comics with my very good friend, Faroia. Faroia, what's her Twitter? It's at rockabler.com. All right, moving on. First talk about the day. Stage four brain cancer. Now it's kind of relevant.

Don't want to be it at a spoil this. Wait, is there really stage four brain cancer? What's the... Corey, you got it. That's the big question. How many stages are there? No. Your ears of liquid brain cancer.

Stage four is like When you get a stroke In half the side of your face is done Chloe you have only there's luck you live Why do you say like that? Do you think when kids have brain cancer do they think they explain it in this stage? You're like, listen, you're like little Billy over there has stage one cancer That's like Minecraft cancer

But you have like blood-borne dark souls cancer Jeff you know all about little kids with cancer You got ripped apart online remember You've colored too. Yeah Call of Duty, prestige. Do you think they try to make the kids too bad by making it so cool? Like, you have stage four.

You're way cooler. You beat the other kids. You're the final. You're at the final boss that you're going to lose to. So they go to school and they're like, yeah, I'm stage four with my kids. I'm sorry.

All right. This is already. Look, what's lighter than, Nick is just some light jokes? Oh, it's great. People who have it. They look so happy. Do what?

I have a question. Look. What? I knew somebody who died of brain cancer. Really? Yeah. Who died of bright cancer? can't answer Jeff. If somebody has... Family friend.

Well, it was a while ago, but... It wasn't funny. It wasn't funny at all. Then why do you smile with a big grin on your face? Why are you twisting your fingers? I like dark humor. Wait, what is? Dark humor. It is. What happened? I like making people laugh at the inappropriate, Chris. At the expense of yourself? How close a friend we're talking?

It wasn't a personal. It was like a friend. It was like a friend of a family member. I was not friends with this. Like, did he borrow some stuff from you? Then it's pretty funny, I guess you're right. You know what? Did he buy some... Look, Chris. Chris is frowning at me. I'm not!

I'm not! I'm not! I'm sorry I'm ruining the podcast, Chris. Look, you're not. You can still leave it. You can still go. You can still fix the podcast. Speaking of off-color, Jeff, you have a big announcement for the show about colored people.

What? About the colored people. What? We talked about what Jeff does. Color people. You had to be an announcement. You talked about it before the show. Before the show, what is this, late night?

Jeff was talking about, Jeff walked behind backstage, and he was like, dude, color people, I got a big, and that's one of the show later. Wait, color's... Oh, you're eradication. Living color? Oh. Not the erratic, that's later, dude.

Oh, oh. In living color? Oh, yeah. You know, as dictator of Earth, I decided they're almost equal to white people. Almost, which is a big step. It's a step up. Before Jeff, I was like, Jeff, what do you think of them?

He started making monkey sounds, and I just gasped. I didn't know what to do. I ran one out of there. See, that's way worse than what I was saying. You don't get a little. Zach's shit. I didn't... You're way worse.

I'm saying a pillow phrase you said, Jeff. I did a little cancer joke because it's like, oh, Jeff is, you know, making monkey sounds.

I thought it was funny. Jeff, I sat that I said they deserve rights, Jeff, and you would, oh, yeah, that's funny.

I walked right out of there. This is what I get for giving you, a gracious to give you a Nazi dagger from World War II, and this is how you repay me, Zach.

Look, I, I got some fresh stains on there for you, Jeff. All right. They started up as one of the darkest ones, Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Let's talk about puppies. Okay, I want a puppy. What about the ones where their eyes are falling out? Corey, you instantly turned it around. It's pure hatred. The worst video I've ever seen is a puppy getting fresh by heel. On Facebook.

You know that? The worst dog video I ever saw it. It's going on around my space on like the messenger or whatever it was. My pussy space. Let's talk about you definitely if you're trying to get it because it's really a spousy. We got a topic. We have a topic. We have a topic.

We talk about the. videos we saw of animals getting ripped apart? That's a great topic. Dude, that was people are eating. Oh, come on, you guys. Here's the question. I don't want to throw off my dough here. Cory, one time I saw a video,

a karate man walked out, right? He bowed in front of the camera, he walked over to a plank, he picked up, he smashed it with his head, and then he did it with two planks, and then he picked up a turtle and he held a turtle of both hands. That's a great story, Chris. Let's talk, let's have a question for our guest. Nicky, what do you think of all the videos at the end?

all the videos that these guys watch all day. Oh, the cringy videos? What do you think of cringe? They were like, can't come over, and I was like, all right, I thought we're going to have a good time. What did we do? For a few hours, we just watch some cringe videos. In every few minutes, that would say, bail, what's bail? That's, this is literally, let's turn the criticism inward.

Can we tell you what do I happen? Yeah. I walked out with a surfboard in my sunglasses. I said, let's go surf, and she was like, I'd rather sit here and watch a cringe video. I was like, dude, you're fucking nerd. What do you do all day? fucking surf. Get over it. Get the fuck over it.

Do you, oh, do all you guys have psychological problem where you like watching videos of... I think it's partially masochistic, it has to be. It's like partially torture. Yeah. I find a lot. I guess it's, I kind of, I pick and choose, like I cherry pick the cringe I can watch, because

there's certain ones I can't watch with, like, actual human interaction with another person who doesn't like the situation. Like, if somebody, if a really cringy person goes up to somebody and then she's just like, get the fuck away from me or he's like get away from me. I feel for that person. But it's just them in the room

like doing something artistic or cringy. I can get down with it. I read a definition of like, you know, the point of what makes something cringe is you sort of empathize with the person in the video. Yeah. One of the worst ones I watched recently

was this guy, this big fat guy was doing stand up and he was bobby really hard. And after a joke he would tell him he'd say, thank you, thank you. It's such a good time of year. But his jokes were horrible. Nobody was like he was really uncomfortable. Because even if the joke made it kind of well, he'd still be like, thank you,

thank you, thank you. I can't watch after your... That's like a defense mechanism. Humor. Like he needs a reassurance that he's not fucking up, so it's like he tells himself. I don't remember who it was. It was either Zach or Jeff, but someone linked me the Minecraft cringe video where all the people

the little kids went up to the microphone and started asking questions. Oh, yeah. And then they just didn't please up. Add to the server. Makes my butt tingle. The server. He like dies of the last word. He will never have a good light.

That was his, that said his career life out for good. By the way, Chris. Maybe he had his own little mind crutch. I watched that video you were talking about yesterday. Which one? You want to guess? Yeah. No, the one I had almost turned away from that.

I shivered when I saw it. What was it? I forget. It was two men. sliding down the thing. Oh god. Oh yeah, the two guys... That's so hard. How dumb can you fucking... Okay, video is two guys sliding down a glass roof

and they both break their backs and one of them dies and it's on YouTube. What did the dude lands on his head? You fucking just die. The one guy's immediate brain damage. I think one of them shit their pants in the video. Yeah, he cropped himself. Yeah. They were sliding down on his way down. No, when it stands up, you see the back of his pants. See the dirt from the glass, but it looks like shit. The one guy

went down backwards and on his his stomach when knowing there were concrete stairs. Yeah, I... They were drunk. I feel like this ukra, it was a ukraine, but I feel like it was kind of... Of course he was like the ukule. Just because he used to the drums guys just decided to go down this really... They were like 17 years old, though.

I draw the line of people dying in like videos and... Yeah, I couldn't watch it. All of you guys were like gathering around it. Like, who's watch this video? And I was like, ah, no. I'd rather see video if someone die than see video of someone like ruined their life. I would rather see... Like, if he had a die, I would be like, ah, it's fucked up.

It's the fact he stands up and he's a broken back. Oh, no. I'd rather... Oh, yeah, you're right. I would probably. rather see a person die over an animal specific animal like a home pet animal. That's like everybody

feels like it's weird everyone feels that way. Nobody uploads accidental animal video deaths. It's always somebody intentionally killing. Like a pet of hitch cippers or something fire or duct tape or This is a very dark hour. This is generally how we started. What we were saying earlier

before we recorded, we were talking about this isn't this isn't this isn't this is relevant maybe weeks ago but you know I think it's still relevant I think. But the fact that when people die, like when, you know, internet personalities die, people, you know, there's a bunch of people rush to make a video of them crying. Oh my God. Talking about.

With ads enabled. Right with ads? Yeah, yeah. You know, that's a dead game. And we're saying, like, you know, if we all died, like, if I crashed from my Jeep and we all died, who would be the first to immediately upload a video maybe that we know would cry about, cry about you. I already know what people would draw up you. I think it would be you in heaven looking down.

And take a good salute of you. That's exactly what it would be. Yeah. And you'd be wearing, like, your, your wah-wah shirt, your wawa-law. Holding a wala. What I have, like, the lenses and all that's like the glow and around me. And you hear Dunkin' Donuts cup and yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a wala ahead of Jeff.

Yeah, and when I die, what are people going to? Who would cry of light or? You could be in the deepest, darkest part of hell, surrounded by all these pictures of porn. Yeah, it'd be like, I'm going to be around a bunch of names. naked demon girls with winters with weeners. I mean if you and Chris died

I mean surely a bunch of kids would probably be like wow I gotta upload a video right now. They'd photo shut my head into like Leo Satan or Satan or something. Yeah no yeah they'd be like Satan looking down to you looking up at that.

Yeah Corey go ahead. Somebody died like it wasn't recently obviously it was a while ago Jew Mario right yeah Jewish War I never saw this guy's videos and people was when he died like the internet

was the cry. But there's one person there's one person who made a video which was just like you can just kind of tell that like people kind of soak in the whole like thing like that Joe guy made a video

Angry Joe? Yeah Angry Joe he made a video and like, ah the Jew I'm so angry he died! Yeah you could no no no he was he had crocodile tears and everything Yeah he was screaming he was acting it up

like he was starring in his own fucking like role in a movie but no, he, he, like, made the video, and here's the thing. I can understand, because the critic or whatever, like, nostalgic critic made a video, and he had a lot of shit to say, because he did stuff with him. He did tons of movies. But the only thing Joe said, he's like, it was in the, you know, I remember seeing him in a hotel room. And that's not it.

He literally said he bumped into him once. Yeah, he bumped into him once, and he was going to do something. And you know what really happened? And this is my personal opinion. My personal opinion is after he died, he realized the things he could have done with him. and maybe that might have been where the sadness came from, but to flat out do something like that.

I think he's a sociopath. If somebody dies, your first instinct is to grab a camera, you're a piece of shit. Like, Toboluskis is Robin Williams? Yeah, Robin Williams is out of video, and he was like, hmm, hr, and he had a fucking makeup licking down his eyes.

He was like, Robin Williams is doing, oh! He had the ads enabled. He was like, fuck you. Yeah, I just didn't. Yeah, I just didn't make fucking Steve Jobs. Like, she records it herself in a fucking cafe with a friend,

my hero is dead. And a friend's like, well, shut up. It's pretty fucked up. All the people, by the way, I checked Jew Warrior statistic like a day before,

like the day before, like, the day before, like, the day before, like, the day after that, it was like 10,000. Would you like to cover exactly what this guy has done with his life before? This guy, look,

he wasn't like a piece of shit. He was big, but he was just like, all the comments on his videos were like, you're a faggot. That was the comments on his videos before he died. And the day after he was like,

he's a hero. Did he review stuff? Exactly, exactly. I'm not even sure what he did. No, he basically... He reviewed Japanese, like, stuff. He found bargains. I think he found bargains.

Yeah, and a bunch of people on Twitter had, like, the Oreo hat. Yeah. He was, fuck you. No, no, you're not. He wasn't bad at all. No, no, he was harmless, but I knew nothing about him. And I wasn't, I'm not going to ham up something and I don't care about. This isn't about him.

I'll say this. I'll say this. It wasn't like, it wasn't able to hate him, but nobody gave his shit about him. That one fucking soul. Cryer. You've never heard. You know what you're, you know what I remember? .

thoroughly, I remember my group of friends just knocking at him, this 35 year old being in a group of like the awesome friends or whatever part of like the critics thing. Yeah. Knock it on him 24-7. And you know what's fucked up is like one of them was actually like, I think he's probably to kill himself

first. Yeah. Be clear. We're not yeah, I don't just say we're not. We're not knocking on him. We're just knocking on the people who are like exploiting his death. Like I said, by the way, when he died, nobody's comment was like, oh, he was

such an intimate friend or whatever. It was always like, I saw him once or I never got to meet him. Because nobody gave a shit when he was alive. And I'm not saying that was warranted or whatever. Don't say it like that. You're going to get such shit. Let me fucking footnote that. Nobody cared about when he was alive.

And I'm not saying it was warranted. I'm saying everybody, everybody who pretended to give a shit did not give a shit. It was fucking cooked up sympathy so people could draw the attention to themselves so people would feel sorry for you. It's like when you're 10 years old and your grandma who you talk to, he dies, and you walk

into school with your head low, it's like, oh, I'm so sorry. That's what these people are fucking doing. You can have sympathy, you can feel sorry for the family, and you can be supportive in that way, but don't play up this fucking bullshit that you actually care about someone more than you do, because that makes you look even more of an asshole when people can see the facade. Suicide is never fucking good, his circumstances aren't good,

but my point is, if you look at his view, if you look at his view, If you look at the comments on his video, he was not a popular guy. That's a fact. Everybody gave fucking crocodile tears when he died so they could turn into themselves and people could give them empathy. Oh, I'm so sorry for you. You lost somebody who cared about. Especially fucking angry Joe.

Zach, what would you do if he died and people just made videos of him laughing? What would be even more fun of him? I don't think we're being cynical here. This is just how it is. No, look, if you were an actual fan of that guy and he died and you were sad, sweet. You know, I'm really sorry if that's fucked up.

Like when Ed Gold died I think you Chris and I had a right to be like that's fucked up You know we knew the guy We learned to be with him I didn't make a fucking video Vascarrying in my face going You know I was funny about that

What? Not him dying but I mean When I made a video Called the story of Ed's World And it was making fun of him Like and then he died In the front way Yeah yeah yeah yeah

And then everyone in the comments You fucking piece of shit He fucking died you piece of shit And it's like yeah He was my friend So I think this is distinction if you care about somebody like Rod Williams did have a fair share

of like people faking it but a lot of people did care about the guy so that makes sense. You care about Robin in the same sense that he was in your child. That is one of his ads on your fucking video. That's one of those deaths was like okay I get why people he was a big influential guy. Yeah, profiting off someone's death is like the worst thing you can do and it's

evident when you do something like that that's just like the most snynery thing you can do. I just feel like he went into the bathroom and stuck his finger down his throat and made his eyes get teary and he turned on the camera. He's like, oh! Rob is he I just came up an idea for a website. Who? It's a website, right?

Where it's called, like, it notifies you a celebrity died, right? But it doesn't tell you which one. And then all of the YouTubers can go to it and be like, oh, they got a notification. And they can open it in real time as they're filming themselves. And they can cry. Is it a present?

It's like a present. Like, oh, my God, you know. Obama died. And they're like, ooh! That's like one of the, and then you'll have your first national Tumblr, Twitter, associated day, like your special one day, special day that everyone

will forget in no time. That's another thing that pisses me off. Like these these fucking days that trend on Twitter and I know it's gay but like they trend and you're just like, really? This is a real holiday. This is a day guys are showing up. Can I give my Zach's advice for the podcast?

Wait one sake. It's really what he said though. Okay go. Set your Twitter trends to a different country like Japanese. I don't see a fucking thing and it's beautiful. I love it. all good. It's like, hazy and the hell. I don't know what the fuck you're saying. It's so good. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. I used

I used to get stressed out because you go to Twitter. You just cheat, you click, it's right under where the trends are. I've never done that. It's so good. I just, I see, I see like fucking like national titty day and girl wage day or whatever. Yeah, I used to go to Twitter. It'd be like, pray for Celina. I go to some 13-year-old Justice Bieber fan down is like, I don't

give a fuck. I know. I know. I know. Wait, who cares? But now I go to the Japanese things and I do Google Translate It's like a fucking volcano exploded in Japan. Who gives a shit? I'm fine. What are those said?

Like, death to America? I'd be totally fine because I wouldn't understand it. They're probably elsey. They could also say, Zach's a piece of shit. Fuck you, Zach. And I wouldn't even know. No, you would have to know that?

Well, you know that thing? You just said with the fucking celebrity death notification, that could potentially be a YouTube update. YouTube could, like, update the biggest YouTubers and be like, Celebrity die. Go, go, go do it.

Quick. You hear that, investors? There's a website. There you got my idea. Don't steal it. Oh, they will. What were some debts that bothered you for real? You know, just fucking ate at you up.

JFK. That devastating you. And Tristan Neil, when he died, it really bothered me. Robin Williams a little bit. I mean, a tiny bit just because you grow up with him and you see him in all movies. He was in your childhood movies. Like, everyone remembers him as the Aladdin.

Specifically, most people were in Aladdin. The Aladdin? I'm pretty sure. In Aladdin. Robin Williams, as Aladdin. the Aladdin. You know what I meant, but people remember him as the genie. Most people

do remember him more for being the genie. I remember him more for like the... Mrs. Doubtfire. Like the classics like Mrs. Doubtfire and... I love that movie. Flubber. I think it's something that really pissed me off when Robin Williams died. It was like, I don't know what trendy website, but it had

a picture of genie hugging Aladdin. Your free genie said, right? That pissed me off so It bothered me because it's like Imagine being a rebel he was doing all these fucking Like good good movie You know Viena movie did Goodball hunting all these great movies

All these great movies The Birkage or whatever One hour photo was another really good Yeah and it's like The Jeannies is only a really remembered role I know he left a mark In one way so that's kind of good But it felt a little bit like

He did someone He will always be Jimangi too I feel a little bit jipped By the way did you guys see World's Greatest Dad And it was a really good movie Yes, it was a really good movie. It was a really good movie.

It was about suicide, too. Ooh. Hey, that's a fun topic. It's out there. Look that up. Nikki, who died? Who died? What, somebody died that bothered you?

Besides old Williams. A cute boy band member? Or anybody? When in sync broke up, I cried. And that was like a death. How old were you? It was like two. That's devastating.

She wept as her. What was like the part? She left. What about you? What person died when I... Yeah. Made me cry? Yeah.

Made me cry? Well, if you really want to know. Do you want to know? No. Carlos Bucceed me to see him when he killed himself. I went to start punching the wall. You just punched it? Mind through the good dog, yo!

That's what I said. He's still alive. He's still making those funny YouTube videos. He's done to me. Yeah, those green screwed videos where there's like a fucking air-relixt and crack addict. he's like, hey man, how's it going? He has like the shitty slow transition. He should affect? Anyways.

Here's a question. I'll say like Chris and Zach and Corey too. If any one of you died, would you, would any of you put up a video like eulogizing the other? Like, you don't have to be crying, but would you... If Zach died, I would make a video. Would you animate? Okay, if any of you guys died, I would make a video.

The thumbnail would be a girl showing your titty so I could get lots of money. But I would be sad at the... the video. You'd be like, I'm really upset. Jeff died. I don't miss him. If you died,

let's say you died on the, like, on the sleepy cabin website or the subred or something, everybody's like, all the kids are like, oh shit,

Chris, Chris died or Zach God. Yeah. What kind of cringe thing do you think they post that you wish you should just come back

from the dead and just delete? Like, here's an old picture of him when he was 16 and fat and ugly. What? Something, they dig up anything with you. They would dig up anything.

Yeah. Uh, got any of my videos, any of them, they're all up time. Anime videos? Just any of them, no, any of them. Oh, any of them? Yeah. 100%? You just want to be wiped from history.

Yeah. You want me to bring out. Let my braids being splattered, going with my cartoons. All right. All right. All right. Yeah. Jeff, you died.

Unpload of video of me eating a crunchy pickle for five minutes. Yeah. Could you do that? Yeah. Video in it was called Beacon Rip Jeff. Just, no, don't even call it like, like, like, eating a pickle. And then at the very end, just, like,

Dude, Jeff died also in finishing. If Jeff died... By the way, Jeff is dead. In the video, I would also plug Carlos Monson's YouTube as well. Don't forget to check out my friend Carlisle's chair. I would have, like, 40 annotations.

Jeff specifically, and then I would play like all the Tankman parodies in, like... Jeff, if you die... If you died... If you died, I'd play... I'm sorry.

Jeff, I would want... the heck made hugging you saying you're free Jeff, you're free Steve. I would have a Photoshop like one of those Photoshop's where the heads are clearly forward I'd have it like bending backwards so your head's there and then another take me. I would have an angel walking head with you Jeff your head looking

back looking at the camera. If Jeff died I'd talk about how good is animation with the Pokemon teamer. And I'd highlight some of the comments on there that talk about whoever made this I hope they fucking die. I fucking love comments on those kinds of videos. I'm never

I could never make anything more polarizing than that video. It's like perfectly 50-50 across the board. The Pokemon one? Thought it was funny and people that hate my guns for it. The Pokemon one? Yeah. I thought it was hilarious. Because I don't watch Pokemon.

I don't know shit about Pokemon. That's the best parodies. You know what I realized? I realize, like, one of the best parodies, like people who make parodies are the ones that don't know anything about it. So they're just like, I'm going to make some bullshit. And then it's like you look at it. And then you look at it and you realize, well, it's actually somewhat close,

but completely not at all. I wanted to be kind of relevant. I mean, I thought it would be... I was watching a lot of discovery and learning channel at the time with all their fucked up shows, so that's what it was based on. I wasn't based on making fun of a dead kid.

Okay. It wasn't based on making fun of kids with cancer and tumors. You specifically triggered a recent kid and died. Oh, fuck off, everybody. A little kid was like, I have the world to live in YouTube

and typed in cancer. It saw that video and died. You know, like, it's funny a kid. It was the first video. You have blood in your hands. A kid is at Brainty, McGrucy, so big he thinks like his neighbor's horse is a Pokemon.

That's funny. Yeah. Okay. So, that's humor, right? Nicky, let's talk about it you can fit a pineapple on your vagina. Are you gonna do it live? It's what it says here.

Guys want to talk about my fruit bowl? It's what it says here on the nose. Because pineapples have barbs on their quills, on their stomach. She's got a meaty pussy, so it's fun. Barbes? I mean, the little just spikes on them? Her veg and it can take the impact.

yeah it's protection she's got a gray leathery fucking horse pussy you know there's they have the girls have like this rape prevention thing it's like you something you put in your vagina it has like spikes yeah i think that's a bad reaction personally yeah i think it's like what do now jeff what do you think how do you watch up now jub oh my i'm gonna have to adjust my not my plants in i know just your weekend play jeff you're gonna you're gonna find that perfect girl and then she you're gonna like bang you're the fuck out of her hardcore. Little did you know she had the rape trap and her pussy the whole time.

And then she was like, see this is true love. True love would get through the rape, like fuck thing. Little did you know that you have to go to the doctor. What if rapists though had a little device on their dick, like an EMP that disabled their rape prevention. But you said it's something like you put it in her pussy and exploded. Like you put in her pussy goes, bing-it's just such a bad invention because it's like, for one, yes, it's a good invention because it stops rape. However, it's a bad invention because what if people don't use this?

specifically for rape. What do they use it to entrap people or do stuff to get back at someone? You could just put it in an offer guy to have sex to you the regularly. You're basically putting a bear trap in your pussy. So it's like in regards if you're having if you want to get back at somebody instead of like cutting off his baby. You could you could hypothetically

engage a guy like mutual sex and just do that and say he tried to rip you? Yeah, Nicky. It just doesn't sound clean. I wouldn't want that in my vagina. Who who said around who was sitting around the thought of that? Oh, put a barbed fucking bitch. Same people who Pussy.

Same people who create those fucking urethra balls to stick into your dickhole. Come again? What? What? What do you put in your dick, Corey? There's urethra balls. Those are aerosolts, Corey. There's that bit for your dickle.

Have you guys ever watched the video of guys they try to put nails in their dickles on? You got any worm? I did. I did. Jeff, you know you love those videos. You watch them every night before you go to bed. Better clear my search history. All right.

We're getting into some juicy topics that are making me horny. Do you guys know when you drink it up, you can drink the bubble, you get drunk? Does anyone have any interesting drunk stories? Because, I mean, people drink here. Oh, we could talk about you trying to make bacon the other night. Yeah, Corr, you fucking gull? You idiot. Corey, Corey took a bunch of alcohol.

You know what Cori was doing? We walked. Corey was walking around saying, I'm the baconator. I never said that. That sounds like. something a crazy person would say. Bacon. Bacon. Wait, start from the beginning.

He made his walk to Wawa to buy Baked. He bought a whole bag of shit that you weren't going to eat. You fucking... Did you actually? Yeah. You fat back. Nicky, tell us, tell him what he caught a Wawa. Corey bought Bacon. With your photographic memory,

bring it all back. I was watching him the entire time. I had to watch out for my friend Corey. He was a little bit drunk. He was a little bit wobbly. He fell over a thing. We'll get to that part. I haven't had bacon in what? Ever? As soon as you walked into that wawa, I saw your eyes light up. You saw that bacon.

Is that true? I saw your tongue go out. I saw the salty crackers and then I saw the things. You got a little bit sweaty. You're like bacon tonight. So you grab that. Then you grab some soup. One cup of cup of noodle.

What was it? Cup of noodles chicken noodle soup. You grab a huge box of crackers just for that chicken noodle soup. It was one one case for $5. It's a steel. And you also got a cup of cheese. and I think slimy and more crackers in that. It was a snack, yeah.

It was candy too. It was a whole bag of chips. He could be some epic snacking that night. So all the way back, what happened to do? That's what happens when you drink? What happens to the way back, Corey? What happened to me? Corey, tell us what happened.

Uh, well, I didn't have my footing properly because I was intoxicated and I fell down a hill and almost it was impaled on a fence. Yeah. Cory, why do you always want to run full speed when you drink? That's another thing. He looked me right in the eyes. I got scared he said, I'm sorry to hedgehog.

No, you're gonna fucking say that. I was gonna say, Naruto, I was gonna say fucking Sonic. I was, because they run the, fuck you. I never wanted to run like Sonic. You can you run the same? Did you try to make your life like, you run like you that certain?

You run like the fucking Doctor-Roy, Edman. Game one. Can you run? Can I run a spendash? Yes. No, he can. Yes, he can. Oh, you're fucking your guys in your ad.

You can turn into a log. Yeah, but can Sonic do hand signaling? Yes, probably. Well, then I don't. I guess we're fine. You know what trunks can do here? Anyways, Colin fell out of fucking hill. We walked back and called and looked at us.

He was like, you know, like bacon. And they didn't want to, they were like, you guys had me. I never said that. I was actually laughing because the defense mechanism I have that most retards have, is they laugh a lot. Like they go to a point where they're hyperventilating because they almost die. Have you ever watched Jackass? Like, you ever, um, what's the fucking segue, Corey?

No, it's still the same sort. What's this the dude? He's like famous now? Johnny Knoxville? Yeah Johnny Knoxville. He's like one of the famous members. Did one of those guys died? Yeah, yeah. Ryan Dunn? Yeah, Ryan. Ryan, dude, hit.

Did you cry, Chris? I was like, I was sad. He was why. The dude fucking slammed his car in a churning. He was a wasted drug. But I grew up watching Jackass and Ryan Dunn was my favorite. His dead was sad, but it's his fucking book completely. I'm easily.

He's a killer beard. But anyways. That doesn't matter. I was still sad. Anyways. Like, he, so, wait, he would do something that was really terrifying that he would be scared of. He would laugh, though. Yeah, like, he laughs. Like, if he's going to get hit really hard, he starts, like, freaking out and laughing.

If he gets pelted by something, like, when somebody drops something on his balls and stuff, he starts laughing. And if he's about to be attacked by a bowl, he just starts laughing. And it's like, some people do that. Like, I remember I used to jump with my friend on the trampoline, and we would, like, punch each other and push each other off. And when we were about to fall off, we'd all like laugh because it's like a defense thing. I don't know. It's weird. There's probably like some reason for it. So I would laugh

when I was about to die. So back to the bacon. I see. Back to the bacon. Yeah, when Corey was falling, Zach and I'm just staring at him. Every time I thought you were going to stop. You were open. You were going to recover. I saw you licking your lip. Corey, you were in the kitchen. You were saying,

add bacon strips. Add bacon strips. Add bacon strips. And Corey was falling. Every time, every time you tried to recover. He started to fall more. And you lost a shoe. And then that's when we're like, uh-oh. There's the fence.

There's the spike. There's his head. Your brain was going to bring right on it. Pair said. It flew up to us again. But then we came to the house. He was like, you guys have any, like, spraying stuff to spread the pan down? You didn't find it, did you?

No. He just fucking cooked the bacon. He just spanned on it. He did it dry. Cook the bacon dry. And it fucking was called the house fire. I was going to use butter. And some other, you don't have anything.

You don't have any condiments. You use fucking mustard Corrie, you filled up the house of smoke And everyone started coughing We almost died, remember? Remember? But it's like now smokes cigarettes It should be used to it

Yeah, we don't though First of all, I was drunk Second of all, I made the bacon Second of all First of all, you shared it And that was nice Yeah I had a few bacon strips

But the problem is like It's like a small kitchen in a room So it's like the smoke is gonna build up I didn't know to open the window Because I didn't The window where it was right next to you I was drunk Have you played the

fucking sims, Corey? If you put it in a closed space and light a fire, they die, you know. Actually, when you first cook for the first time, because I do play the Sims, and you don't put an alarm, you're always supposed to put a fire alarm. The first time they cook, they will always tell you. Cori, did you know in the Sims, you can do the cheat where you make a firework, go up in the air, the second it hits the ring, and you pause the game, you pick up the explosion with the cheat, and you put it on your sim, and you kill him. I used to just make houses and, like, put a bunch of Sims in a corner and put furniture there and catch one fire.

they just pee themselves until the fire eventually got to their I have a question for Corey I'll come back to the drunk thing in a minute but why don't you just why don't you cover your Civilization 5 story? Yes this is funny Can I say I introduce it

Corey can take it away? Go ahead. We went to New York as we said the last podcast ago I don't know what your fucking episode this is going to be but Chris and I went to New York with Corey and I went there too to John's house and I was trying to get all these guys into Sid 5 to kind of play it

It's a fun little game. And you can make religions in the game. And Corey had a lot of culture and religious points. Corey, explain what you fucking did, you, Hulgin. So I, like, Bogart had all the religious points, and I took the opportunity to make the religion of autism. Japanese autism, though. Yeah, yeah, Japanese autism, so you know it's bad.

And, like, John was busy making his own, like... He was, like... He was putting your fucking mine in the... Yeah, he was in the fucking Persian desert, making, like, gold mines and stuff. Zach was out actually playing the game and making, like, landmarks and making America and I was busy spreading autism and it hit John because I went

offline because I was having problems with Siv and I'm just like I can't deal with this shit so I went offline and the AI took over and the AI had lost its fucking mind it just went straight to John he would fucking haywater dude and like it was it got like the cavalry and just went straight to him and gave him like autism dude all John's about autism John freaked down and he sailed like halfway across the world and set him with a little tiny island completely isolated and like within one turn of it. caught autism. And I made the religion of American

vaccinations to combat the autism. But the Japanese autism overwhelmed me. I couldn't deal with it. Ultimately, leading to Zach and John having a big war battle. But you picked with Japanese. And then nothing is just, everyone died. Everything exploded.

Didn't you make another religion after that? Was there something? Yeah. The other one, I made another game, and I called it Down syndrome this time. The difference was, it wasn't someone. much that I was spreading it is that I was getting people left and right calling me up being like hey give me some of that down syndrome

no give me the down syndrome dude the polioid's calling me up because he's constantly asking you're looking up across the ocean like dude we see the downser like yeah no he was like all people want to rush a drug syndrome that skinny motherfucker was asking me for salt and down syndrome the whole time and eventually I was like no motherfucker

and I got who's the the emperor guy each Egyptian guy. Oh, Ramsey's? Yeah, I got me and Ramsey's keys down and we fucking killed his ass. And then Ramses was asking me for citrus and like Down syndrome and I'm like not you too, motherfucker. But then like all these other people were found and they were like, hey, you have Down syndrome and eventually it started spreading. Why do they want the religion? People are like, dude, who got Down syndrome? Is that right? Yeah, that's true. Why do the people in the game want the religion slash nash? Because if you have really powerful religion, it starts affecting their places and you can make little like priests and stuff and do it. Religion also helps.

Culture does too. So you can, like, really good culture. It benefits. It's really beneficial. People want to give a really powerful culture or religion. Okay. So I was like the, it's like I was like the big caravan of like down syndrome. He was the hot.

So if his autism was small in number, no one wanted it? No, like my vaccination would have outnumbered his autism. People would have chosen my vaccinations. Oh, okay. Nobody wanted to. You were too late, Zach. It's a little too late for the vaccinations and autism. Goodness.

See, that's why Sit 5 is a fun game. It was a fun game. It's only fun because you made it autistic and dancing. Exactly. It's not what you do. I'm kidding. I know it's fun. It's one of those few games that I could actually play for like hours on it.

They can't really give you a kid. There was this one game. There was just one Indian guy who was asking you for like 16 resources and I'm like you. Fuck you. I don't know. He was asking me for cotton. He was asking me for the foxes. He was asking me for like my stone, my iron.

And I'm like, dude, I know you're like dying in like the like the Antarctic, but I'm not giving you any fucking. We'll wrap this up because I don't... People probably don't give a shit on this game, but it's a fun game because you can like... It makes you think like a fucking maniac. Like one guy, who was it? It was like... Who was the fucking Dutch?

We're like developing their own. I was like, you can't fucking do it. I snook you bad and I don't have like self-defense. You said you... I worked him out and I was like... Yeah, I was like... Fuck, he can get nukes because that means two of us own nukes. Fuck you.

Yeah, like, you upgraded your thing. You had like nukes and they still had like came in with sticks and him. Yeah, yeah. You fucking took him out before the... All he was doing is developed like a peaceful nuclear nuclear photo. Fuck you, dude.

You can't get them too. What if you hypothetically want to shoot me with them? It's like, that's another thing

too. Like if people, if like group, if they're like building better things like they're building like they're building like you fucking

paleo dog. Yeah, you're like fuck these guys. They're advancing to because you fucking learn self-destruct and blow them up

before they can do anything just like real world. Anyways. So that was that was fun. That's, we have a special guest. We should be

having her more or less. Do you have any funny drunk stories because apparently I guess I was the focal point for the drunk story oh did we even finish that we wrapped up yeah basically Corey got drunk I burned down the house and here we are in house too get you back to it really please people the audio of Corey burning down the house with the end up yeah pull it out people thought like I inserted here people thought it apparently like like wipe my ass for the first time which is very funny by the way what actually happened was I

spoke beer all of myself and the joke was look at me I peed my pants but I I guess nobody noticed that because I had toilet paper down there. Yeah, I put two in two to me. Yeah, no, I posted that photo. That was a good one. And then you're showing your big guys too, your lefty and your righty. Did we, okay, so for talking drunk stories, have we all talked about the drunkest we've ever been? Oh, what did you go?

No, have we? I think a little bit, why? I would do, yeah, because I talked about, we definitely talked about it. Talk about your worst, like, drunk, like your best drunk, have you ever had a real? weird drug experience? Yes. When I was under 21, I was at a house party

with two friends who were very drunk and on a lot of drugs. And then we went, we didn't have a lot of money, so we paid for a taxi and went to a bus terminal. And we missed the last bus leaving the terminal.

And we decided to walk to my house because we were under 21. How far away was it? From your house? It was a four-hour walk. Jesus. You're all drunken out of drugs, right? No, I was the only drunk one.

I was not on drugs. Yeah, we didn't want to call anyone because we were under 21. We didn't want to get in trouble. You could have, like... What kind of drugs were there? Were they like Red Bull or something? I think it was like cocaine and ecstasy or something. Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet.

Pretty hardcore drugs. Dude, when I was a kid, I used to fucking drink with Red Boy and Key to see that at the same time. Whoa. Do you know what I used to do? What kind of boy did I raise? You want to answer to do? Fuck boys. That?

I used to drink Coke and also drink pop rocks. Dad? They're in trouble. Here's about this. So, we walked to my house from the bus terminal and I lost my shoes at a graveyard because we decided it was a good idea to cut through. And I stub my toe and was black and bleeding

and I walked barefoot for about three, four hours along a highway full of casinos and hookers and all these. like weird guys looking at us. Probably one of the stupidest things I've done. I probably should have been raped and killed that night, but I wasn't. You had it coming. You were

blistered and ruined. Yeah, I was looking at those guys. I was looking at my lips. I was looking my dirty ass. Do you what I like this? Is it making uncomfortable, Chris? It's a bit sluddy. That's something like. Do you like dirty feet? No. Nick, let me ask you a question. Like, the type of guy, like, you see a guy, like at a bike up, but he's like, yeah.

Hey, baby, I'll make you explode. Do you A, fuck him or B, fuck him hard? My vagina... That's his thick of one. My vagina turns into Niagara Falls. So he has this, like, notebook. He's, like, fumbling to the paper. He's like...

He's like, I got to go right here. Yeah, did you hear one about that creeper explosion? Or I got, I told that one. What about them skeletons shooting arrows? That's weird. They have bones. Oh, God. I might have to kill him.

I have to, like, pull out a knife and... What if he dodges? What if he dodges? What if he dodges? He said, hold on. I got 60 more. Let me get there. If he turns out of the Red Goku.

It turns out of the Red Goku. Yeah, explain that story. It's not Red Goku. Corey, you fucking blow. It's not Red Goku. It's God Goku's Red Goku. So explain. Or Keo Kan Goku is Red Goku.

Nicky explained what Colin did a couple days ago. No such thing as Red Goku. We're out to dinner. And Zach says, are you red Goku? And Corey looks at his shirt. He stares like, he stares at his shirt. Like, no, he looks down like he had a stain on his shirt. What?

I was like, Corey, are you red Goku? No, he gave like a break. This went on for about five minutes. Yeah, Colin, I ask you if you're a red Goku, you're really concerned, you looked at your shirt, and he was like, what? I was like, oh, you're Red Goku, and he's like, what? I thought I was running a red shirt. I was like, what do you?

I don't know what it's bad, I'm like, oh, Corey. I have no idea of life. Do you guys ever look around? I don't understand this story. Do you guys ever look around and look at the people, like, trying to enjoy their meals, like, out on a date with someone, and they could just, you could see how uncomfortable. I always worry about that. Like, every time we go out.

You're always part of it. No, I'm not, because you are. I'm not. I had the gosh, I've always the other... You were screaming the internet at a restaurant or something. You were screaming at her. It's like, are you red Goku or not? I was screaming at her

because she fucking ate an orange slice and put it up my... Hold on. No, you're not changing the... You were screaming. Shut up. We were talking about Red Goku and fucking, like, Super Sam 4 Goku.

Remember you would stand on what I have a lot of studying a shit about Frozen from across the aisle? We were like sitting from a Jason like to be. You're like, no, fuck! you. Fuck you. He's like, no, this is

bullshit. You have to scream each other. I don't remember that. I remember we were screaming about the lady

Walter said, you want some eggs and you're like, no, fuck you. No, I remember we were screaming,

you and me were screaming about, like, a family guy at Jimmy Neutron crossover. Yeah, Jeff was like,

ugh, we were like, Jeff, if you were like, Jeff, we had to be sure. We had to be sure to rogue Jeff.

That's exactly what I'm like to say to seriously, Jeff, serious question. You wake up, you hear, I'm in the Jeff's world now. Jeff, you take you see his hand, he puts his hand out.

Jeff, Peter? Jeff, see all my cool inventions. You guys are shooting off all these Jimmy Neutron carriers. I didn't know if you were fucking on it or if it was real. Sheen? What I do? Goddard. He puts him in.

He's like, he's like, come to the Juvenile World. Cindy? Mary Lou. I politely decline. Jeff, you wake up. Guys, can I even tell me for a different question? Jeff. Is that a hypothetical situation?

Is that a hypothetical situation? Jeff. What? You sleep in the judgment of like microped updates and stuff Right? Yeah, no, no, no, Jeff, you feel pressure on your penis He'd be like, ooh, what could that be? Is it like, what is it?

You wake up, Cindy from Junuton's running your pussy against you. Who? Cindy from Judy Trinney. She's a 10 year old girl. She's like, she's a hot blonde. She's like, yeah, go, go that dick yours. Come on, Judge, answer. You do that's how it sounds like?

Yeah, answer it. Carl comes in, he brings in his mama. I'm terrified. I'm terrified if there's a crappy TV camera. She looks like she does. the show. Okay. Wait,

go. Jeff. What do I even say to this? Jeff. Just say something. Carl, Carl comes in

he brings his llama. Aww. Hi, Jeff. She comes in. You guys, my mom. You guys are She comes in

throwing off to her toys. Okay, wait. Okay, new segment. Hypothetical Jeff questions, yes? Jeff. Yeah.

You're playing Minecraft. Yeah, right. Can I laugh? You're just laughing and trolling everybody. You're just like laughing because you'd kill you

everyone's like you're just griefing everybody. That's it's true. For griefing. You see a character when you just get walking in the game

and he's like, hey Jeff, you're like, could it be? He says, yeah, Markiplier. You pass out, you wake up. He's like, it's me, Jeff. It's not an apparition. It's like, he puts out his hand,

he's like, Jeff, come to the real one with me. Do you do it? I don't know what to say. Jeff, the sun is beating through his golden life. Your skin, God damn lost their work there now his voice booms over the beautiful music playing in the background You drop your pickaxes the groupers don't even follow you they're just waiting they're staring at all I'm king thing The enderman look on silent

Okay, okay my hypothetical situation like any more I haven't fun anymore Jeff what okay you know The hypothetical situation yeah so as you know there's a new movie coming out And... Like you're talking like a serial Someone shows up to your door And he hands your script

He's wearing a coat, like a shadowy coat thing You see the script Like an overcoat A shadowy coat thing What does have to do with a movie? You see the script You look at the, you like You see the script

You see the movie And it's a, it's a It's a I don't know what Did he show me the movie He brought like a DVD of the movie Or I don't know what you're talking about You're talking about

You're talking about You're really You're reading it. You're reading to it. It's like, you know, it's all things you distaste. So it's like, there's the word distaste. It's all things you hate. All right. So you hate it already. You're like, this is the worst fucking thing I've ever read. Yeah. It's like, get out of my house. It's like one of those movies made by all YouTubers or something, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What, Corey?

Not what. Yeah. What happened to take? I was going to throw a curveball. I don't want to say, though. I thought you were going to say it's Paul Blurt. I don't want to do, no, no. I thought you would do that Paul Blurt thing. Yeah. Here's a question. Why don't you guys go see fucking Paul, Paul Blart Mall Cop, too?

We will. We will see. It's not absolutely. Dude, I heard it's, like, bad, but there's a really, like, good scene in the middle of it. Like, it's a really, like, well-quartered up, like, he's really, like, he's fucked up. I mean.

Holy shit. Like, he corners, like, apparently there's, like, do high, like, generally. And she's like, hey, baby. And he's like, I'm going to rape you. This is real life, bitch. You're going to die tonight. Unless you comply with my demands.

Oh, my God. Yeah, no. It's totally left field, dude. It's fucking up. Jesus. It's Happy Madison are trying to get their audience back, and they know what sells is that

random rape scenes in movies. Rape is powerful. Chris, would you remember when someone cut that out and play back? Rape is good. Rape is powerful. I have something to say.

I'm almost half embarrassed to even bring this up, but you were raped. Yes, but there's something else. You know how you guys are always arguing with Frozen, right? And endless arguments up frozen, problems frozen And you guys are always saying that movie

Fucking tangled It's better than frozen I watched it Yeah Yeah And you're right, it is better It's good It's fucking aimed at little girls That's exactly though

But that's the thing It's aimed at little girls But you can still enjoy it because it's a family All the characters at the very least act Consistent Yes They don't change their motivations weirdly They're mostly likable

This story is like you know jokes aren't overdone. They know how far to take a joke without overdoing it. Yeah. Exactly, yeah. And like all the characters, because like the And it looks nice. It's also not like the same story you grew up with just trying to say like what's about Rapunzel. It's not really the Rapunzel story you would expect.

So they tried a different take on it, which I appreciate. And the whole premises of how she exists in the world and where she gets her powers is told within the first five minutes. Can we just, can we just can we just take this in the ass now? Wait, wait, wait, wait. All the comments are going to be shitting on you for saying premises instead of premise. Yeah, Cori, just say that so people don't remember being

Oh, okay. Premises instead of premises. I say premises instead of premise, but you know what I mean? He says, Wawa. Okay, I just wanted to say it. Wawa, instead of Wawa, because it just rolls off the tongue better.

Premises rolls off the tongue better. We all have our own words. I said, premedian. I just want to point out because I knew all the Cauts be premises. Okay, I don't care about these, like, fucking syvants in English, which, like, you show off their diplomas.

I got a hypothetical for you. You're streaming Five Nights of Freddy's on your PS4. You're getting loads of viewers, right? And you're making lots of money through donations. Yeah, yeah. But then you look to your chat, and people start calling you a faggot. And you don't know what's going on. This has never happened before.

And then the comments start flooding. Hashtag sexy merc sent me. And then the mark employer appears calling you a faggid. Jeff, Jeff, here's what happens for real, though. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shoo, this is coming out. He comes up with sexy, screen. Why do I care about this

talentless cut as you working at McDonald's? I don't care. Jeff, it's me your favorite guy. Uh-huh. Oh, ha. No, no. This is what you can't

think. He's like, would you like fries with that burger? Jeff, Jeff, what I would say, Jeff, would you like a medium

or large milk change? Jeff, what I was saying originally was I would say the guy in the black Coke because they're making a new, they're making that Freddy game

into a movie and he's going to be in it. And I was going to say, they're gonna hand you the script and he was like Jack I wanted you to be my stunt devil Stunt devil Corey? Do you say stuck devil Cory? Yeah bug of mine he's like I always thought we shared the same chin

I want me to stop and that Corey That is a fucking show stopper You cannot move on from that You're like you're like let's see on this for a second Let's fucking do well on this for as long as we can't Corey What? Corey

Just get the fuck out of here I have a question Corey What did I do? If you could live entangled Would you like to be a male Rapunzel? No, I want to be a real. Cori Unzel?

Would you live in the tower? I wanted to fuck her. Coy, would you put in? Coy, would you throw your pubes down for everyone to grab? That has to be done before, right? People, there's got to be a piety that's already.

What would you do all day? If you lived in a tower. If you lived in her tower. Yeah. Would you dance around and her? I would fuck her mom. Her witch? Yeah.

You'd fuck your mom, you mean? She's not my mom. She is in the story, though. Yeah, probably. Okay. Okay. What did she got? When she's like, I'm just going to stop sucking my power from your hair.

I'm going to get really old. Then you still do it? I think over time I would get used to it. Would you throw her from the tower? What? Would you throw her from the tower? You know, I'd grab my own hair and go down the thick, down my hair. Like, I'd pull the hair and leave her up there to die.

So if she was running errands for you, she said, Corey, what do you want for your birthday? I'll get you something from the forest. From the forest? Yeah. You know, like she gets Rapunzel like her paint or whatever. Oh, I would, I would get her, I would ask her. You like, would you make, would you, I just say, I don't want a copy of Five Nights of Freddy's. And she's like, it doesn't exist in this universe, Corey. I don't want a copy of Five Nights at Freddy's. I've said this before. It's one of those movies that everyone hates it. I like it. I like it.

But there's specific scenes I like that make it a movie that can rewatch. What would you do if you would like to be able times? there's no donkey donuts. Corr's face just dropped real time. Corey just fucking got shocked. It looks like if you got told his parents died in the fire or something. Like I saw a tear for me. So there's no Dunkin' Donuts?

There's no Dunkin' Donuts. It's medieval times, dummy. I would invent Dunkin' Donuts. People would stand to 50 times. I would use mule piss. I would use mule piss and mud. And I would make my own Dunkin' Donuts. And I would call it duck, I would call it duck, I would use,

I would call it... You don't think people would sip that, spit it out immediately and then kill you for which kind of? I would show up. I would call it, I would call it Ye Duncan Donuts. You would dovet. I think I think it would say it would die so fast. Excuse me, young sir. Try my coffee and then you try it.

Oh dear, what is this? What the fuck? Henry would summon you and be had you, you fucking... What is the... I don't think Henry would enjoy it. You would not. Okay, I... Okay, I understand that people need to keep their image.

They can't deal with peasants. But I... You know, it's one of those things where it's like he would wear his... Okay, let's do a roleplay. Come down and try my mule piss coffee. Clay, let's do a roleplay. Jeff is the king. You just have been to Dunkin' Donuts.

Excuse me, sir, king. Yes. Yes, I'm the king, yeah. I've no... Wait, I'm a problem. I'm King, Jeff. I called you here to the court because one of our fine Knights of the Roundtable

came in to your establishment this morning. It was me. And his brand new armor. And you gave him an extra large y-dunk-donuts coffee with a shitty lid on it and it's spilled all over his brand new stainless steel armor.

That is the thing that... And he wishes to behave you in the town... I'm gonna segue... I'm gonna segue back into the story, but that's the thing. First of all, I will ban future extra large copy lists on copy.

No, no, this is like signaling out. This is like the author coming poking his head out of the movie to say it to do you. Kevin Smith it. You can't Kevin Smith it, Corey. Shut up, but fucking Kevin Smithing it. I'd be like, yeah.

In this universe, there's no extra large coffee, so there's not cut. You ruin my armor, you piece of... Vets at the funeral. He was, today, he's like, this knight wishes to behead you for ruining his armor. It's like, how do you defend yourself? You're like, I'll let you tell your side of this story.

I'm walking towards you, sir, Corey. What was wrong with my coffee? I spilled it on my chin, you a piece of shit. Well, that's because you... What is it? On your side, and you need glasses. We're going to sit looking and walking up jerk it's coffee. Oh, yeah, you're right.

Oh, the O King, Coole! They're ah! Boom! No, here's what really happened. What happened to the Old King? Here's what really happened. I'd be like... Before I am beheaded, please try my delicious ye coffee,

and then I give me some... Cooley, they'll kill you more brutally if they try fucking donkey piss and blood. Try to imagine that your piss isn't there. That'd be like a third act for movie. And then what do you say? It'd be like the last five of his room where you're like... Like, look sir. They're like, what?

Wow, you are, uh... I don't know, yeah, what could I do worse than just behead you in the town square? What would you say when you tasted it? What would you say? You're like, this is the foulest shit I've eaten. There, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the, uh... I like your kid. I can't act like a goddamn...

You're asking to role play as a king who just drank meal piss, whatever. Yeah. After Jeff. You gotta get some. There's, uh... You gotta say something like that. There. Yeah, you don't need that one's a bad.

This is bad coffee. Yes, but isn't there a bit of a punch in it? You're not used to it. You're used to drinking old gray water, but you haven't tried my meal-piss coffee. Sir, this is new. I'm telling you, it will catch on. People will drink it. The taste will be stuck in their mouth forever, but it'll keep them awake anymore.

Maybe I'd offer you a job as the court jester. You'd be like, you have to close down your coffee shop. You can do the court jester. The coffee is good, but we should still kill him. Why is you fucking like a weird, like, smewk character? What's that guy's name, Igor? Oh, I can't have me. My skin, I was telling him. Yeah, those are mine.

I love you logic, but you're like, try this mule piss copy, but it's not copy, it's just mule piss. There's nothing copy about it. There's mud and mule piss and little chunks of plague rat. Yeah, but it's like, it's an early form of coffee. Nobody knows what coffee is it. It's not how... What's copy about that? It's just mulepice. When you want to take this opportunity to get coffee,

Why did you just go get some coffee beans? Yeah, but it's a rock hamburger. Why don't you actually roast your own coffee beans? Corey, if you got sent back to time, you would find an old abandoned baron and you would sit in the mud drawing porn until you died of plague. That's true. So we would take pictures of it with my Polaroid and you give it to people. Cory would be in a cave, drawing titties and litig. People would walk in here.

I would invite people. At first it's like, please don't make fun of it. It's my first time. I wonder if the wood guys back that you should draw the report of beat off in their house and like crumb up and throw it away. Always thought the funnyest furrow. of that Monty Python movie wasn't the jokes. It was just the fact all the peasants sit around in muds throwing mud into piles all the place. This is part of the movie, yeah.

Had they talk again? I didn't talk like nice British people. No, there's a one kid who's like talking of fucking ludo. So my... So, would I beheaded afterwards? The cold coffee thing? Yeah, and then they pour the mule piss down your neck hole and hang you up on the

fucking cross outside the village to warn other people. They like boil the mule piss to a fucking scalding temperature and pour you down my throat. They didn't fill your head and call you. you the mule piss peasant return. And then you steal my idea and make you dung-a-donuts. Yeah, I'm the fucking inventor now.

This is a good story. Dock and donuts? The legend of the boy who got sent back in time to medieval time. To create shit coffee. Oh, Nikki, you're a guest. I'm over here. Hey, what's, you can talk about this.

You go up in your fucking trap about this. Let's talk about art college. Oh, yeah. Tell us about school. Art college, so. You all went to high school. school, hopefully, right? Did anyone else drop out?

I dropped out a sophomore year. I graduated. I graduated barely because I'm a retired. I didn't graduate college. Did you finish high school, Jeff? I did, yeah. Chris? I dropped out. You know a lot of dropouts? Oh no, I stayed in high, sorry, I dropped out of college. Yeah, no, I left high school sophomore year because I thought it was bullshit.

It is. You dropped out of high school? Yeah, school's bullshit. I would have rather stay home and worked on art than smoked deck. Wait, you see it. I wanted to smoke the dank weed. Your parents aren't cool. My parents would have to beheaded me if I did that. So our college.

Our college is not necessary. No, I never thought it was. And I people ask that all the time. Do you have the experience of pretentious fucks, as they say in our college? Did you have that experience? You know, I went to community college, and I took some life drawing classes, and that's all I needed. I realized afterwards, like, it's just a waste of money. No, no, yeah, yeah.

Do you have to get, like, your GED or something? me from high school before we can go to college? Yeah. The one I went to, yes, but I don't think it's necessary all the time. I don't know what the rules are now. How did you get in that? Yeah, I showed them my titties. Oh, really?

It's nice. Like, oh, those are big. You really got in now? Nice. You can't show. Look, like, till tithies below. I don't think our college is necessary. No, because it's one of those things. Like, I've never learned, I never went to art school. When I went to art in class, it was just my teacher taught, like, belittling me and saying I'll never make

anything? Yeah, how? Did you ever, like, draw and they're like, oh, that's anime? It's like, yeah, yeah. No? Can I, can I see, maybe it's a little bit controversial, but I feel like, I feel like cartoons are harder to draw, a good, a good cartoon style is harder to do than a realistic realism because I feel like anybody with enough practice can really get, like, life drawing down. Is that too far to say? No. Anybody with dedication can do that, but to then take real life and calculate it,

it's hard. Life drawing is life drawing. Is that fair to say? No, no. In an appealing way, I mean. It has a very unique set of rules that you have to follow. Me and Zach were saying that if you, like, spent your life become the world's greatest photo realism drawer, no one would even care in the end because there's nothing unique about it. That's what always gets all the attention on the Internet.

Like, oh, look what I did. I traced and copied it. I'm a human photo copy or copied a photo. It takes a huge amount of skill, but no one will really carry in the end anyway. I would honestly say there's probably five art styles that I really like that I, like artists who have art styles wrong but that's a good art style maybe five maybe six tops but but you know so I think it's hard to calculate yourself and simplify it a way that's really appealing and aesthetically you know it's nice it's good I'm just like yeah like I feel like

that's just me though no when I do art when I do art and I'm doing like proportional stuff and I'm like that I'm like I don't want to do it exactly on model with a reference so I try to like cartoonify it so I have like this weird hybrid cartoon style because I because it's like like I was saying like proportional stuff like when you see a picture of a certain angle sometimes

it just looks weird because you're not used to even though it's accurate like if somebody's looking back and their head looks six times bigger than their fucking body you're just like that looks retarded so when people draw that same exact thing they'll make the head smaller because realistically that's what you would think it would look like and normal

people would do that if they're doing like the sort of like realistic thing they would do the big head thing, but I just feel aesthetically, it looks more appealing when you try when you like exaggerate more and do more interesting stuff. That's what cartoons are. It's just like exaggerating features. I mean, I think it's safe to say that I've seen way more art styles

that are cartooning where I've got. That's fucking disgusting. To my taste, I'm just like, that looks nasty. Makes you want to pee. Yeah, seriously. Everybody, like, three or four TV shows are like, that's a nice art style. So it's way easier to fuck up a cartoon style that is to... Because if you do a a ruse of drawing it, you kind of make it look a little walking. It's like, oh, that's pretty good.

It's really hard to royally fuck up a realism style. Again, that's just me, though, but it's really easy to have a really unappealing, a severely unappealing, a severely unappealing cartoon style. It's like, oh, they made the attitudely facial details, or, oh, they made the hands tube paper or something. Or they put specific details. Exactly. It's super easy to make that look bad. So to find a good balance of simple, yet, you know, it shows what's going on.

It's hard. Yeah, it's weird how little things can really change something. Like, my dad started drawn recently. he stopped now because he gave up, but when he was like, he was getting really into drawing, like, portraits, because he was watching this TV show that was like the X factor of portrait drawing. My dad was like, yeah, I'm going to be a portrait drawer, and you started sending me pictures of, like, my sister,

when her teeth were, like, fucking... He put the lines in between each tooth, so it looked like a fucking creepy old lady and shit. My point is, that was realism, though, so it still wasn't, like... No, that's not that good. But even in realism, if you put, like, big black lines between each toot, you look like a fucking, like...

But my point is, you weren't, like... It's hard to like... Even though you acknowledged it wasn't a very great drawing, you're still like, that still looks all right. Yeah, no, no, but... That's my point. It's way easier to make something look like bad with a cartoon style.

That looks bad. They had, they been like... It's like, any cartooning head with a real estate era or something. Like, that's disgusting. Dad, if you're listening, I thought your pictures were great. You shouldn't have given up.

I feel bad for people who are super talented at making a traditional life-like drawing, and they're just, you know, they can capture your face. Yeah. But there's just no... There's nothing for them. There's no... but like just with technology

like someone who's really good at charcoal like yeah they can't make a living I don't think no no you also have to adapt too so if you're not good at this well then try to branch off to the closest thing that's like we'll get you a living that's weird too if people post something like that all the comments are like you're so good you can make a living at this

like doing what though I can I can draw a chair and make look like a chair it's like yeah cool but yeah it's like I can take Photoshop and add a fucking sketch filter to it Yeah, yeah. And look, we're not, by the way, we're not fucking dissing you hope grows who can draw stuff good, like, but it takes a lot of talent, it takes a lot of skill, but we're saying, I'm especially, so I'm not speaking for everybody, but I think, I think being able to draw good, appealing cartoon style is way underappreciated in comparison to drawing a really realistic style. No, I agree.

What are we talking about? I don't know You being a damn good president Yeah yeah I'm saying you could run the pipe for Be like Sir what is your what is your You're putting on the

The ballooning deficit You'd be like I love with that First of all Oh my God Fuck you First of all Okay cool listen

Jeff let's All right you know I'm tired of I'm tired of parakeets Perets Pekes fucking macaws And all these motherfuckers

Who repeat what I say Over and over Listen Let's do First of all Let's do Jeff Let's play you

I'm really off to play. Jeff, I don't have enough fucking saltine crackers to fill the goddamn mouth. Let's play President Corey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have interviews, okay? So, uh... President Corey. President Corey, that is. Uh, you're right for real election. Uh, what, what is your policy on Israel? They're the ones that they wear the stuff and show their ankles, right? Pardon me, sir. What is your policy on Israel? Do you believe in the two states? solution? We gotta get more foot jobs. More foot job focused up there. Sir, what is your policy of the two state solution?

Do you support that or oppose that? If they can only show their ankles, we've got to pass a lot of at least be able to show half their face. He's so right. He's so right. We have a second question here for a reporter. There's a, there's rumors Saudi Arabia is trying to clone Osama bin Laden and bring him back when he dead. What do you plan to do about that?

Build big robots. Do I believe for him? When I'm impressed, Corey. Mr. President, your adversary has said multiple times that you have caused $40 trillion in debt over four years. How is that possible? Where did the other money go to? I spent it on stuff I needed at fun. Like what?

Like personal stuff. Yeah. Yeah, Cory. President Corey, could you answer for the... the $300 billion data center in Nevada that, you know, organizes the world's porn, but you've been ignoring global warming. What do you say to that? Sir, I'd like to point out, Big Ten on his question.

Sea level of servers in 10 feet. Hold on. Hold on. President Corey, how do you explain the shortage of Pokemon cars aside the headshot figures? Wait, wait, look. I like that guy's question better. Sir. Explain it.

President Corey, like I said before, Globe Warre has caused a 10-foot high sea level rise that's caused thousands of deaths. All right, to speak on behalf of this guy. And all you keep talking about is a plant where based on fruit snacks and salty crackers for all. So people are dying in your country. Where are the sonic figures? Hold on, hold on. To classify it, weather will happen.

It'll get hot, it'll get cold, just deal with it. Second of all, the figures are coming. They're coming. You would say that for 15 years. We're just making them different flavors. so kids can suck on them and they don't at least when they choke, they choke you know, flavor their mouth.

Thank you. The price of the call, I got autism, but I was wondering. I forgot about questions, sorry. I'm also autistic. Thank you. It was personally cool, everyone. Thank you.

No more questions. Oh, okay. He's got some 1990s three Sonic Hedgehog cartoons to watch. Don't bother me. We're working. He's watching Sonic to 90s. Yeah.

We had an interview with President of Corrid today who was watching Sonic the Hitcho cartoons. Setting him, to be specific. Mr. Coy, what do you think of a rock? Oh, no, why not? But, Sonic the Hedron, he eats chili dogs. That's pretty fucking sweet. That's all I know with that. Listen, realistically, realistically,

Realistic, Corey, what do you think of Saudi Arabia with nukes? Dude, Dr. Abe's an asshole. Why isn't it bothers to Sond? What are you ever doing to him? I like other stuff besides Sonic I like Dragon Ball Z. How about putting some Dragon Ball Z in this beat? Fuck you, Clown!

We are funding Super Soldiers to act just like Goku in the heat of battle. Yes! He's our secret super weapon. We are going to go to the video and be like, we are mixing animals until they form a Naruto. We are inventing the fusion

as seen in Dragon Ball Z episode. I would say it's around the boozeaga. We were building a real... No further question. And then I would be shot You'd be killed in the first day of office You'd be assassinated Yeah

I would be out to put it back Chloe I would be terrified It would put you in Guantanamo you must It would be like It would be like Robocom I'd be shot so much my arms of the wall Who would shoot you in the head Who would do the last shot?

All women and children What together? Yeah Colin let me give you one last president of Colin thing Right worst thing to ever hit America Dirty Bob goes off in Times Square New York, a million people dead

You have to make a speech Temptier people, too, citizens. What do you say? I'm sorry. This is devastating to everyone and everyone else in the world. So we decided to put a big blanket over the explosion. That way, we can save money

on resources and we can say good night to all of them. You're going to spend like $50 million netting a huge blanket to throw over New York's hole. To prove a corpses and a fucking smoke on the ashes, you freak. What are you talking about?

The blanket is going to get sticky and rot over the city. You don't know what kind of blanket it is. What's it made of it? What's it made of them? It's that blue tarp shit. Oh, that solves everything. Coy, does it or does it have a big sign of the Hitchock face on top? All right, to end this fucking save me, Jesus Christ.

A giant Sonic the Hedgehog Memorial. Over fucking... The astronauts is looking down. This is 9-11 times. I know. And you put fucking Sonic the head truck smiling? Just put a big typ over in a fucking, fucking, like,

Swagging his finger up at the fucking satellites. Looking bad. Like throwing up in space. Meanwhile, fucking Iraq is laughing its ass off. Yeah, because... What? They got Sonic.

They got Sonic. They got Proud out, Sonic. I should have said that. Alright, let's move on. Let's move on. That's my presidential one. That's my presidential. of being used to you.

You got brats. All right. Hashtag Cory 2016. Hashtag brown zodiac. Nikki. Yes. He doesn't use rubies. He doesn't use rupees.

You back to art school. Yeah. Yeah. Two hours later. So going from a site to head to October of a nuclear devastated New York. Where are you bought a sign? You brought up my supposed to addiction. God bless you, Corey.

What do you guys think of Sonic fan art on Deviant Art? Oh. I don't like Sonic fan art unless it's like... What do you think of Sonic original characters? Have you ever made a Sonic original character? I never did, but I was a fan of it. So I kind of stopped. Is it Corey the hedgehog?

No. It was like a blue Sonic with a green coat. That's... Or blue Sonic with a green coat. It was Sonic with Corey's glasses and haircut. Corey, if you could make... Like an Avengers type team out of, like, cartoon characters. Fucking Christ, yeah.

It would be, like, your cartoon dream team. This will be chaos, Jeff. Why would you set this off? Jesus. So, it was finally up across the line. It's like Sonic be the leader? No, Sonic would die. And like the Apple.

How would he die, Colin? Yeah, how would he die? What's that pony called? Apple pie? Sonic would get his head stepped on by Peter Griffin, Holbersyn, Goku, Squidward. Yeah, I would have Goku, Squidward. Peter Griffin.

Let me go. It's my thing. Okay. Goku. Spongebob. Peter Griffin, Squidward. Fuck you, Corey. Tommy Pickles. Big the cat. Goku Jr. aka. Gohan. Sheath.

We need a big robot. Skeeter from Doug. Skeeter from Doug will be the big robot. Yeah. Lino or Panthero. No Thunder cats. Cats? Um, I guess I could throw in an 80s cartoon.

Teenage Ninja Turtles. Key Man? Do the, do the Red guy. Do Red Boys. Yes. Street sharks. Yes.

I used to watch that show. What about the Silverhawks? What about that little monkey Silverhawk with the chrome armor? Do you remember him? Never mind. I need to call up Harry and ask him

some Asian cartoons. He's a monkey. Really? Yeah. I like monkey. A little monkey. You can fly. I would make him.

I don't about on the monkey thing. I've watched so many fucking gorilla video since I've been here. I'm trying to keep a tally of how many times Chris comes over he's like, look at this funny video. It's a monkey. And it's a gorilla throwing shit.

He has just a screaming gorilla. And Chris is laughing. He's got the biggest grin. It's fucking Christmas morning. He sits on his ass and rocks back and forth and claps as he has like a monkey. He turns to do a monkey whenever he watches those. Chris is in a transition right now.

I like monkeys. I like apes. I like mighty great age. But they're scary. They're not. They're violent. They're gentle giants to go, yeah. Are you sure they do?

If you let them sniff your hair, if you don't, they'll rip your skin off and give it back to you. You need to know the correct touch. You need to walk up with your hand on the big grills huge forehead. And you just say, Heyo. What if I did this?

Oh! And then he's yours. What if I did this to the gorilla? He has to be your sleep for late ears. What if I did this to the griller? Explain what you're doing, Colin? Did you beat your hands today? No, no.

I have a question. I have a question for Chris. Yeah. I did the remove the thumb trick. What would the gorilla do then? If a gorilla and a bear were in a fight, what do you think would win? The gorilla would fucking rip the bear's head off and throw it out of the bear. The bear, like the bear's... No, but a gorilla would be like, oh, and he would pick up the bear and throw it into the sun. Like dragon balls.

Yeah, but the bear has his teeth and claws. Yeah, but have you seen the gorillas fangs? They're fucking huge. Did they, do they normally, do grills bite people? Yes. Do bears have opposable thumbs didn't think so? Do bears have fucking hands on their feet? I didn't think so. No, bears have strong-ass teeth.

Do bears have fucking cinderblock foreheads? I did think so. Jeff, I got a serious question. Yeah, serious. Yeah, very serious. You know, I changed the pace for the podcast for once. Finally. Who would win a fight?

Yeah. Here we come. The Terminator or Tito for Rocket Power. Now hits a clip one. I've never, would it use Tito and Rockett. That's the worst cartoon ever. He gives life advice from the ancient Hawaii. He's like,

He gives flip-flops. Yeah, the voice I could die for brain cancer. Who's the other one? Who's the other one? As the ancient lines used to say. The ancient Hawaii's saying, out my brain! Zach.

Come on. He's like to hear that he's fucking dead. Who would win? Oh yeah. Do you guys remember in that show when Tony Hawk was on it? And they hyped it up so much and when you watched it,

he was at the very end. It was like one minute. And he's a fucking... He's a fucking orange blob on the screen that they drew really badly. Yeah, he's like, wow, you guys got some rad skill. You want to skate? It's over. Yeah, at the beginning, he does it's like, whoa, it's Tony Hawk!

He does a flip and he does a shitty looking, and he doesn't look anything like Tony Hawk. He's this orange dude with yellow hair and a helmet. By sack. He's like, where are you going? He's going upstairs to watch Tony Hawk and Rocker Power. Broke your pal. Dung-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-l. He has to say a thing about the artistry.

Artistry. You fuck or get up. Come on, get down with the sickness. Being an artist, successful artist, or whatever. Oh. Who would win a fight? Martin Fly or Mark Summers,

the host of the Nickelodeon game shows, Double Dare. Martin did fly because he has the hoverboard and he can just... Yeah, and Mark Summers has a lot of slime, though. He would throw dirt up Mark Submers and Mark Summers lose it shit. OCD He like wash his skin off And that'd be the end of it

Mark Somers is spray Marty with slime And Marty be like Whoa, this is heavy You'll drown and die Okay, Zach is a real topic What is it? I'm gonna be fucking soon see you Um

Our guest What's her face can fucking talk about it So that's good Clitax, go Establishing yourself as an artist There we go Yes, recent you won't go to internet You'll show you on a peak turn

Show you got a pussy. You might have a toy crew to our signature. Go on China. Mickey, talk about established yourself as an artist. All right, recently I left my office job after two years.

I did a lot of stupid paperwork there, and now I'm trying to do art full time, which I'm not really sure what that means, but so far I've only done commissions, and I don't like doing commissions. So I'm trying to figure out how to establish yourself as an artist. What I first did when I started

out, because like getting noticed and First of all, you're already established. People know your art. They think you're very good at what you do, and people know, and they see it. So you're not really in the area where people are still like, hey, look at me. You're out of that. But I guess establishing it now is kind of like making it. Solidify.

It's like, how can I make enough money where I am okay? I would say this. Like, the first, the hardest part is what you've already done. The hardest part, let's use an airplane as an analogy. The hardest part is taking off. Once you get in the air, You're good. You just need to stabilize it at them. Yeah, you're basically...

So you've already established your brand of you are. I would just say... Here's what I... Hold on. Like, to go on what you're saying, because that's a good analogy. Here's where you basically are. You're at that point where they're telling you you can turn on your cell phones and computers now. That's where you are. So you're at the top point where the fly has just started. Now you can start doing shit. Now you can fuck around.

I would just say always be aware of... This is a big problem with artists. Because artists are terrible. Business people, terrible. So I would just say Be conscious of What is going on and what's gonna keep you afloat But that also you want to do

Like a lot of people I'm joining examples A lot of people will refuse to Be consistent Be consistent So like for this shitty podcast Everyone hates We should not kill ourselves

I'm gonna buy a gun I'm gonna kill myself in the mouth With a gun The ball's gonna hit my brain and kill me But Do saw off shots No no Wait wait before that

I think it'd be really funny What is this contractions called where it's like you set one thing off and it's like construction. Jeff's a lot of times. Jeff Suicide. That would be very funny. That's Jeff's a Rubb Goldberg.

Isn't it? Is that what's called? What? The Rube Goldberg? Yeah. That's like you name the guy that invented it, I guess. But anyway, my point is, we release this podcast every Friday.

I would say that's the person as being consistent. Then I was supposed to branch out once you have consistency, once you start getting money from doing anything consistently, start finding other ways of income and you use that and come to start branching out.

How many can. I think that's important. You just branch out and don't stay stagnant. Don't just plateau. Yeah, expand. If you plateau, you're going to stay plateau. You want you to lose somebody. Yeah.

For instance, I used to, back in the day, specifically use YouTube only. And YouTube and like Newgrounds, and I use nothing else. And only recently, maybe like a few years ago, I've gotten in Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr. And I use all that stuff to expand my art. And it helps because it gets more people. Because some people don't use Twitter a lot. Some people use only Twitter and don't use Facebook. So how would I use YouTube if I just draw?

Like I don't animate. For you can make an example. I would say what I would find the equivalent of it. So basically look what you could do and grab that. Look what you could do if you expand it. So think of what you would do if you're going to expand. Yeah, for instance, if you did an art thing, you did a big art thing, people sometimes want to see the process of that.

Like Shad uploads speed arts all the time when he gets a chance. And people like seeing that. You can upload that to YouTube. And you can put the art stuff on your, like, site you want to do. And then if you had a consistent art, because you have a very fun, like, cartoon style. And you could have a site where you have people do comics and stuff and stay consistent. And then people could look up specifically stuff from you. You can do stuff on your Twitter and just interact.

Also, I'd like to point out Shad, Shadman. Yeah. A good friend of the podcast. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Whoa. Ew. Oh, fuck off.

Hello, I am Shadburn. Look, no. But he also, he only goes. stupid what he'll do is he'll uh put the YouTube will put speed paints yeah of him drawing and do do a time lapse yeah I love those so that there's a lot of ways you can do I would just say don't don't think inside the box thing of it

what ways can I expand how do I get to those goals and how do I keep from fucking floating myself because what's I think if you get to the if you crawl out of the swamp and you fucking stay blinding in the air you gotta keep going you have to keep getting momentum you can't just stagnate that's the most important thing I would say is establish yourself But I think we could all talk about too even the first step of how you establish yourself A lot of people can't make it that far

That's that's hard for a lot of people too Yeah, I guess Yeah I also kind of establishing yourself is doing that thing that Kind of doing something that makes you stick out Yeah Yeah, not even Yeah, I would say be original

B B B B yeah yeah Yeah Because like Shad Shad does lots of Shad does art of all categories He doesn't have, like, because, and I'm kind of the same way. I don't like the idea of doing boring art, like porn and stuff anyone else can see. Anyone can see a girl fucking a guy.

Anyone can see a girl with a big old titty's hanging out. Anyone can see a dude sitting there with a dick hanging out. But then there's specific things people want to see that nobody sees. And it's like, I want to do that. I want to make the stuff that nobody sees but wants to see. And you know there's people out there who like that stuff but don't want to say it. So you do that. And that establishes you as like, oh, he does this stuff.

And then that kind of expense. But that's more important. I would just say as far as establishing yourself, because that's a broad thing. If you're a cartoonist or an animator or a musician, be, do whatever makes you unique. I would say don't try to be unique is be yourself as gay as that sounds. Not to fucking Mr. Rogers is up here,

but just be, be, just do what you want to do. Don't think, oh, my grandparents are its old. do those for now. Don't do that. Yeah, don't do stuff that's like... If you want to do parodies and get a little bit of a bigger audience to start off, that's fine, but parody stuff you will like. Yeah, no, yeah. So don't jump on the fucking flappy bird

because it's the hottest sleep for this week. If you're going to parody stuff, or do anything like that to get a bigger audience, that's fine, but just make sure it's genuine. And you come up back at five years and laugh at everyone. And actually, yeah, make it actually funny if you're going to at least do it. Yeah, that's something we talked about it, because it's like, if you're thinking about it, and this is something that,

I think we talked about a while ago that when you die, what do you want to re-remembered for? Let's talk about our shittiest cartoons ever, while we made them. The shittiest thing you've ever made. Oh. Yeah. Oh, geez. What's the shittiest thing you made? Cloud robbery.

I'll say it. Cloud robbery. I hate that. And let me clarify. Let me put down this. All right, all right. Let me ask for this. Jeff did a great job with the cloud.

I'm proud of the ambition I did that. I'm proud of everything except for the writing. The writing of that is filth. I hate the writing of that. And I think Jeff salvaged the best he could with his, voice acting, but I butchered that cartoon so badly, and I spent so long on it that I hate it. You're way too hard on yourself.

Maybe I am, but... It's like, it's not bad at worst. It's not bad at all. That's my point. That's why I hate it. If it was like horrible, then you should kill yourself, but it's not bad. The fact that it's not even horrible, entertaining, it's also not great. It's like a... I like it. It's not bad. It's still better

than almost everything on animated on YouTube. It was because I was rusty, and I was trying to come back after like a year's a ago. This is my big comeback video. and it just fucking hit it. It's really weird coming back from not doing it. That's what I mean. I was just like, oh, that's what you do videos, right?

The feedback was all right, but it was one of those things where I was super insecure with the small things. So the one out of like every thousand comments, I was like, the writing was terrible. I was like, oh! You're fucking old. I know.

Well, we should have penned this. You should say, you guys should say what you feel like your worst was and what you think your fans think the worst was. Oh, I think my fans, oh, geez, my fans probably hit peek about the worst. I love Pekamon. That's what of those videos that I hate.

Have I seen Pekamon? It's really bad. It's one of those videos that I hate, but it's not like Clotter Ruppers. Like, I can watch Pekwana and laugh at it. Like, that's terrible. Yeah, you know, it's a funny kind of I hate it.

Peekamon is the funniest shit. It's just bad if it's lapid. My worst one is the Wacky Game Jokes parody I mean. I like that one. I love that one. That's the worst one I mean. I like it with a hair goes backwards. It's just...

Oh, is that a parody of wacky game jokes for kids? Yeah. Okay. It was just a parody. random nonsense. Like, that's all it was. It was just try hard randomness. There's no sense to it. It's just... I like the power where he punches her and bites her vagina. Yeah, it's like, that just sounds like a fucking guy. It's like, guys, isn't this funny? Put me in your screen for anything. Like, it's fucking gay. But I guess, yeah, people... That's my worst. Nahl walked in at the perfect moment. Nahl. Peekamon, ain't it the best? Pinkamon, like, okay, wait, there's... The thing that makes me laugh most about peekamon is the fact that, like, Zach just started...

started getting popular at the time so I'd like just to think of him scrambling to make shit just be like oh I have to keep up with all my new fans and like you just make something that it's pretty much like unintentionally the perfect formulaic flash cartoon it's it's you know it's a masterpiece in its own way you know it's weird I I that's not to prove myself to anybody that is remotely good but literally David ever talked about like uh he could you compare it to like a game of golf or a game of sex or he like comedy where like if he does it if he plays a really bad game of golf the next game he plays is really good I feel like that with my videos, I feel like if I do a really, really bad video, like if I do the worst video, the next video is always the best one.

If you look to my videos, look at the release dates, I feel like my worst videos and my best videos were always back to back, at least to me. Because I'll do a really bad one, they'll be like, oh, fuck these people, these idiots, and I'll make a video, be like, fuck you. They're like, oh, I like this. I'll like that bad. I'll make a video be horrible because they have this weird ego going to do it. It's a weird, does anybody else feel like that? Like, do you have a weird kind of flow to it? Yeah.

It's like organic or something. You might like, you might, like, try to experiment and it doesn't go as well. Yeah, exactly. Do you get mad something's too popular? Was that? You ever get mad? Like, like, you ever get mad? Like, you ever get mad something you make is too popular and too, too quoted?

Like, your starving cartoons or... I got exploded, and that people were constantly... Yeah. I got tired of the Eagle Rapture. Yeah, Eagle Rapture was quite a lot. I'm fucking sick. I'm sick of fucking drag his ball pee. Oh, my God, dude.

I'm so sick of it. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry I made that. I'm sorry. Ego rapture still, like, when I did that thing for Aaron, I was still getting people quoting ego rapture. It's like, it's good to see things just can't die. It's called ego rapture. Rapsure.

Okay, can I talk about two things? Yeah. The Cheatser Chris, you big dick? This bitch? This fucking slid by you still? This fucking coon. What's the worst thing ever made? What's the worst thing ever made?

Checking her jigginses, bro. Come on, bitch. Come on, hey, get some, let's believe. Come on. Come on, shoot daddy what you got. What? What? What?

What? I don't make offensive cartoons like you guys You bad guys You're criminals You offensive pieces of ships What's something you're like that I wish I had not have done that put that out Is there something you've done where you're like

I should not have done that No I try to stay away from that I try not to affect people Oh look at you Oh look at you Little Miss G-rated over here She's not drawing all of us Like dead half the time all day

Whatever. Wait, can I say one thing? No, two things. Okay, wait. One thing, no. What? I was in a sky call. Yeah.

Should I talk? Fuck. Zach, many years ago, I was in a Skype call with you. I said, Zach, I can do a perfect Vegeta impression, and I did it. Yeah. And then we both wrote a really stupid script, and then we made it into Dragon's Ball P. Right? Literally what happened, it was a little bit different than that, slightly different.

Yeah. You were like, yes, go, Vegeta. Whatever he did. And I typically would I produce saying I was like completely you did it then you animated that it was like four lines You know it was the super same and you turned that four four four lines is like a whole court too Yeah right so that's how that came and I like the first one I really enjoyed making it and then I start making the second one because I always wanted to do something with freeze because I love freezer But the second one didn't turn out how I wanted it to and Zach saved it exact Zagrote the end of because he's a genius

Oh what the fucking goku coming towards the yon? That's when I was visiting Ireland and I was like you know you know goku's face gets really big sometimes like it's a Yeah, yeah yeah yeah With him a pan's out, he's just a huge giant slant. Yeah, I was like, yeah, Goky's face will, like, smile down on them. And I was going to write another joke for that, but then I had the perfect ending, so he did that. But what I'm trying to say here is, I enjoyed making one. Two, I got stressed out while making it, and then I started not liking it. And then when I released it, I was like, I'm not happy with it, except Zach saved it.

I feel like the first half of what's bad, but the second half is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like... The first, like, half, the first, like, half is kind of weak. I'm just trying to say, I didn't mean for it to become this fucking plague of YouTube icons and fucking... Dude, I didn't think the same when I... Can I...

Sorry, I just want to say some... It's about Dragon's Bop Bop... I was on, like, some video. I was going through, like, the deep, deep, deep videos. I was kept going through him. And I got to some weird, like, eugenics debate. And one guy was, like...

I was reading his cop and he was, like, all the niggers and cut people could be massacred. And he had a fucking Dragon's Mopo P. I was like, oh, my God! Wait, wait. Whoa, should I say anything? I'm not done yet. Wait, I just wanted to say,

I'm glad people like it, but it's one of those things where... It got too big. And I don't like that because now that's what I'm known for and like everyone grows in their art Everyone goes away from things I've grown away from that now when people come say I love drinking opi I don't know what to say anymore because I don't think it's very good. It's funny now I like the first one for being funny and I like the end of the second one for being funny But what really pisses or not pisses me up what really infuriates me okay that's the same thing What makes me sad to you upset to you what sets me is leviosa one was the same deal I I thoroughly enjoyed making that I like the first one and then the second one

I was so super try-hard and I was like yeah she pretty much gets raped and I thought it was funny at the time Your original version was really creepy It was worse It was worse You could believe that his original

I was like Chris That's too rapy Yeah no no it was I remember in the original one She actually pretty much gets raped So in the new one I made her enjoy it She's lightheartedly

Yeah yeah Yeah yeah All it took was the Before she was screaming Stop Stop! No no no All it took

All it took to change it was a facial expression. I changed her scared face into a happy face. Because she, it's playful. But I want to say, I don't like that cartoon anymore. And I'm glad people like it, but I don't like it. And I think that's it. Let's give a shout-out to a Bryce Pirate for doing all the old voices for you guys. Fucking, Rice Pirate did the perfect severus.

Handsome, handsome Mick. Calvin Klein, as they call him. For mine was ego rapture. And what's ironic is it was supposed to stop that. It was like, shut up, open your fucking eyes, stop repeating yourself, parrots. But instead, it just caused it even more so. It was a fucking flat-on war. It just brought the soldiers in and fucking unleashed them on everyone that was doing the.

Yeah, so. That's exactly mirrored by lighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made the video. And it was specifically to make fun of the people who say everything is related to Eagle Raptor. That's why people were going around me like, like, Eagle Raptor, like, stuff like that. Yeah.

It was a joke. was like, okay, Eager Raptor's God, he does everything. He's in everything. He's literally the Messiah of animation. Yeah. And then I just, I made a stupid, dumb-ass parody from that of him, like, doing everything. And then people were like, oh, oh, oh. They go to anything that, anything that resembles Eager Raptor, they would quote that. Not ironically, but angrily.

Like, it would be like an ironic joke where people would get it and it would kind of be insulting. So these people who spend time on this stuff, even if it resembled something slightly to Eager Raptor, it would be a million Eager Eager Erector quotes and the fucking video would be down. voted to hell and back and it's just like I felt so bad because it's like I didn't mean and I want to sound arrogant but it's like I didn't mean to like cause these people to go out and just fucking specifically trigger these videos and ruin these people's days it's like I just made a fucking video because I wanted them to stop like making comparison when I did when I did my earlier to the video was reaction

like yours it was like your video was like basically like a big shut up yeah the fuck the fuck up I think all I did was kind of I think it stopped it a little bit it had so like a fraction to do with, like, people stop doing that. But, of course, all the top comments were... The future is a fucking joke. The future is fucking cut, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's your fault. Goff. What about you? Something I regret making? Like, no, the people over-coded a lot. You're just like, oh, God, I wish I wouldn't do that... The first tank man cartoon I made was quoted a lot. I can't even fucking remember the lines now.

It's like, oh... Hey, I'm gonna be a dad. Yeah. I'm gonna be a dad. I like that was quoted. I love Stamper's. Yeah, Stamper's parody was the best because it was stupid and pointless. It got really weird too because people started hating, you know, got too popular for its own good on Newgrounds at the time where people started getting mad and it's like, oh, it's just a bunch of dick jokes.

And then they start making these, like, hateful parodies of it. And then one night this kid sent me this hateful parody and, you know, clearly he was just like trying to take shots at me with it. And I'm just like, I'll show you how to do a hateful fucking parody. And I made one poking fun of myself even harder than he was, and I sent it back to him like, no, this is how you make fun of me, an asshole. And that ended up being like almost as popular as like the original one, which was even weirder. What was it called? It was the one like the characters say nothing but cock and balls, the whole. Cock and balls, cock and balls.

Cockc and no, it just went on and on. Anyway, it's probably even funny anymore. Jeff, when's the big trilogy about the third one? You know, I wrote several more and I started making it, but it just got, ended up being like 15 minutes long and I'm just like, this is,

I kind of quit making them because it started to stress me out because I felt like I wasn't getting better as an artist making them because because they're simple characters. Yeah, they're so limited and simple. I'm just like, shit, I'm not really getting any better here. So even though people like them

and I liked writing them, I... Is that the coach you think people say when they meet you? They're like cocktail. Nah, not anymore. I don't know. It's sort of, I guess at this point, they're kind of fading into fading into history, as they say.

A lot of people still remember them, but, I mean, I haven't made one since. 2005 or six. I made the first one in 2006, and like the last one was like 2009 or something. So. Nicky. Yes, Corey.

Sticky Nikki. Who are artists you guys like when you were younger that you, that you rediscovered recently? Like, who are your biggest inspirations as artists? Like, online at least. When you were younger. Legendary Frog? Oh, my God.

It's true. Holy. I would say, I always say my biggest were, like, legendary Frog. He inspired people. He really did. He like... I liked his cartoons when I was like... He got Aaron into fucking animation.

Aaron got me into animation. That's nuts. You know, he used to watch you, I think he was... Gene Goldstein. He used to watch his videos when I was like... I don't know who that is. He did a series called Hyperboy. Really?

Yeah, I was a big fan about when I was younger. Oh, you show me that. That's what Zach looks like kind of. It's a really scary story because when I was really young, I... For artists, for me, it's kind of like, I don't remember the artist, but I remember at one point, there's like... Because for me, for me, I'm not, like, fawning over, like, concept artists. I'm more fawning over porn I used to jerk off to. So the artist that I used to jerk off to, like, you remember it, because it's kind of weird because it's like that threshold,

that threshold where it's like, you see porn... Fleshhold. You see porn now, and it's like these new artists who come out who do people. porn. It's just like, there's just, like, style that it's like, it's almost like so evolved, like, coloring and stuff, it's really good. Then you look at stuff from, like, 2008 and 6, and it's all very, like, it's all very, like,

fucking, like, Christian school coloring book crap, and it's like, what the fuck? It's like, I used to think this was, like, hot, and it's just very basic. There's, like, no shade. I recall, I recall fucking Vicky, uh, the return of Gettor Philadelphia was the best video on the internet, the best. I used to love it. Yeah, Jeff, you were talking about. You know, I, I hate, I never was like,

huge fan of that from day one. I was literally like Yoderney, though, that came out. So forgive me for me a fucking return. It's all right. It's all right. My favorite video was the thing Aaron made 100 years ago, the Dragon Ball Z. Yeah, I love, yeah.

In a nutshell. Yeah. That was the funniest. I was the funniest. Yeah, me too. It was just hilarious. It was just stupid. I didn't even watch Dragon Ball Zia.

I was like, I know. It's just like, whenever he's like, I'm going to be super soon. And they're like, no, you know, I'm going to be super certain. He's on totally. He didn't even make that video. Some, like, guy took his audio on there.

be the audio but didn't make the video. Well, the guy I made the video was a genius because it was fucking hilarious. It was just funny when they were like, we're gonna save the world and then like trunks and goes because I was like, but you guys can't, you're like eight and they're like, shut out. It's just, it's funny now, but at the time

it's just, it's really snappy and quick. Even back then. There's the fucking brave, the ADHD child. Yeah. It's a good way. No, it was. It was great. That's why it appealed.

Did you ever know the site called Sticketheth.com? I loved it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I ever tell you.

The Beast was like the queen of the beast. I made a fan animation of the beast. Me too. I made it in MS Paint, though, because I didn't know how to make it. I made an animation shop three when I was younger. I got a Freemma Paint Shop for eight on my 13th birthday. I fucking love stick death. I want, me and my friends were just after school, we go the doo-zoo stick-thth cartoon.

We just watch it and laugh at all-on-y-go on YouTube and type in the ground's not safe 3D. That's like one of my first animations that I, like, I made it in animation shop three where there's no layers. You have to do like frame by frame. So what I do is like make a background. copy it over 50 layers, then go back and put the sticks on top of the background. Yeah. So I used to make cartoons like that, but it's on YouTube. Oh my god, dude. There's also one more, sorry, thanks, I know you want to say it. There was also Joe cartoons, I think it was. Do you're starting up Steve.com? No.

That's my website was shit. Can I say, oh, it's still over on stick page or stick death. I used to play, I used to play, it was called stick page.com too. That's still, right? Stick page, yeah. Yeah, no, no, but one time this is the story. My brother forgot the tea, right? Right. Now, sick page com was the real website

That was registered It was a very pointed out of website We were children He was like, Zach, look at this I was like, what? He was like, look at this I was like, holy fuck I remember what the video was

It was like some chick boy You'd be black I'd have like a like a luggage cart for a hotel And I was like, what? That was like my first real experience to like poor I was like oh my God

Dude, Zach Once I was like I don't know if I told this story But we were on the computer me and my sister. It was a joint, it was a joint, like, party. It was a joint party, yeah. We were like, let's look at, like,

naughty sites. How old were you? I was young. I didn't, I didn't know that typing into the address bar would forever save it in the history. That's good. That's going to be rough later, isn't it? Yeah, so I was in the address bar. And I and my sister...

Corey, you fuck, what you do? My sister, just like, type in men's dick. It was like the most You also want to see that too? No, I was like, okay, because I wanted to see if there's actual sites. So she put in men's dick and I was like, whoa. And then, um, like, I'm going to put in girls pussy and we were like doing that. And then we were putting in like big farts and stuff.

We were putting all this stuff in the search history and laughing. And we went upstairs. My dad called her name. Oh, God. The feeling of drug you must have had. We went down because we thought we hit all. We thought we were sneaky little kids that, like, cleared the history. We didn't know it was still in the fucking address, because we cleared the history.

And he's like, he had flipped the thing around. And the first thing was, like, men's dick was like this chabler guy showing his, like, dick with, like, tilting his hand and stuff. And he's like, what the fuck is? I was, like, petrified. And he's like, oh, he thought he was all sneaky. I'll clear the fucking history. Little did you know, you put it in the address bar, which saves him permanently. Go out of your room.

was terrified. But did you ever do something like that? I did something kind of some more. I pissed my parents up. My friend Brett and I, we were like, oh, God, we were like fucking eight, front of nine, maybe. And we figured out about calling the operator.

We called, we're like, hey, can you person to Jim Carrey? And he was like, excuse me, we hug up. They called back, and my friend asked to see Slight the Hedgehog. You used to be serious. He used to be serious. He said to put me through the Hedgehog. And they called back, and they were like, They call my dad, they're like, we're going to call the fucking cops if you keep calling asking for something to Hedgehog.

He's going to clean, fucking clogging the lines up with this shit. They were mad, dude. They were not happy. Why is everyone in our group, like, obsessed with something like that called? I was in seven. Guys, it's really fucking hot in here. I know, let's end it. I'm dying. Let's end it.

Okay. So, in closing... Jeff John, Utah, would want to make the funniest the funniest in Minecraft's perinies, including Markiplier as a guest of them. He became rich He became very rich And he blew his brains out with a gun

Chris wanted to be To go to a guerrilla exhibit And throw himself in a pit And he became one of the grillas Sack went to Fuck you And he learned how to perfect his character drawing So when old people were dying

He could draw them ugly And make them laugh at themselves So they died to a coma Laugh in a coma Fuck he's back This is by ending Fuck you Nicky went on to have a wide vagina

that I both looked at and looked away from when they saw it. A barbed white boy. Zach went on to have a big penis and he had a lot of body and he also had a lot of sexy girlfriends and he also had a lot of sexy girlfriends. And he also could even pick up because he was also the captain of the football team.

Zach was stuck in his own brave very constantly considering himself as a beautiful man even though he was in a coma for the rest of his life and he fucking went away with no penis. There's a town there to have a job. again.