SleepyCabin - SleepyCast 24 - [Apples]

Starting point is 00:00:00 There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin, there's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch bullshitter. Welcome to Sleepy Cass. We've got the Pussy Spectacular, right?

Starting point is 00:00:27 For Christ's sake. All right. Here we have, uh, the man. himself the gross gorilla boy. R. B.G. You got Zach. Wow, what a big penis everyone says. Guys, stop. I get it all the time. I'm getting sick of it. All right? Stop bothering me.

Starting point is 00:00:40 I'm trying to make groceries. You got Nile. We got Nile here, guys. You know, it's me. That's the guy. We got Sabrina. We got... We also got... Whatever. Niki. Mickey Max.

Starting point is 00:00:52 Mickey Max. The Carlymouth. Also known as Ego Raptor. Yes. I'm a biggest fan. So today we're going to be talking about apples? Apples. Where did they come from? Green or red.

Starting point is 00:01:03 What color is your favorite? Look, I like a bigger apple. This is a warbs inside. The crispy and better. What are you talking about? Honey Chris. That is the superior apples. She doesn't look at your fucking size. She talks about this bullshit. Did you ever have pink lady? Are they pink? Yeah. There's an apple called pink. Oh yeah. You're the best. Tiny apples? No, no. All ladies are pink except for some girls with darker skin are purple.

Starting point is 00:01:26 Down there. Careful now. You know that though. It's a fact. What? The ones with the brown nipples, they always have brown kind of purposely. It's called ashy. They have ashy pussy pussies. Excuse me? It's ash. They got big. That's too far. It looks like someone went to a bar and collected all the ashtrays.

Starting point is 00:01:40 They just dumped in their pussy. We were talking about apples here. What it looks like is they were standing on a truck or whatever, and then the car crash, and they flew off the top and landed on their pussy in the desert and skated around for a bit on it. It looks like they were cooking sitting in the start. It just briefly fell up to the pussy. Hit the stove for like four seconds and they came back. They landed in jolted it back.

Starting point is 00:01:56 It was a pussy at the stove. You were talking about it? A little pussy. We know what you're talking about As a lady's over here Nicky, show us that per pussy Show us that per pussy! Also, there's Granny Smith apples

Starting point is 00:02:07 That's like you Yeah, what about those apples? Apples, huh? There's green apples, there's yellow apples, there's red, there's a mix. Yeah. I would seriously say, honestly, no goof on aside

Starting point is 00:02:17 A big red apples The best, a big crunchy red apple. Have you heard? Have you heard? Have you heard? Not those pussy little, like, kind of red apples that are circles. I'm talking with the big,

Starting point is 00:02:26 curved apples. Yeah, yeah, the ones with the like... Those big crisp fuckers We invited them. Speaking of apples, do you, you had a story, you mentioned apples

Starting point is 00:02:33 about, what was it, Zoe's, Zoe's grill or something to do with apples. Oh, yes. Very good segue. Yes.

Starting point is 00:02:41 I was with Jeff. Was that intentional? I was with Jeff. No, it was, for real. I was with Jeff a couple weeks ago, John of Utah,

Starting point is 00:02:48 and we were at this place called Zoe's Kitchen. And I got this, I got like a chicken salad, but there was like one piece of fucking chicken and a million apple slices

Starting point is 00:02:57 and there were green apples. And I used to like green apples. but I don't like him that much. So I picked them up. I was like, I'm just in the mood for like a chicken salad. I was very hungry.

Starting point is 00:03:03 Just wearing chicken and fucking lettuce. And the dude walked over and cut the apples. Like, what, you don't like apples? I was like, he was like, he grabbed,

Starting point is 00:03:11 he took my tray of apples and he threw it away. What? Wow. I've never had somebody fucking heck to me personally about not eating. I bought,

Starting point is 00:03:18 I could pay for it. I could buy the food and throw it all away by one too. Like you were at your table and he walked over and took away. He was angry.

Starting point is 00:03:23 He was like snobby about but I can do it the fuck What will the apples? Exactly. If it makes you feel any better, I didn't know that story, but today I pissed off to Zoe's kitchen workers

Starting point is 00:03:30 because Zoe's kitchen is right beside the Wawa's. What is Zoe's kitchen? It's like this fucking gluten-free health shit. Oh, one is pretentious. It's pretty good, but it's like a pretentious, yeah, like bright colors.

Starting point is 00:03:40 Like 20 bucks for like a slice of chicken. But I pissed them off. But I pissed them off today, it's a whole. Yeah, yeah. But I pissed them off today because I was buying this gentleman here at coffee.

Starting point is 00:03:50 They just drink right now. And I bought me a coffee too, but I want to change the music on my phone. So I put it, down on their table outside and they were all looking at me like this from the outside like you can't do that and I was like what yeah but no I actually coward and fear and ran away but yeah that that happened so Zach I got revenge speaking of pissing people off remember the guy we pissed up last week which guy me didn't piss of all that no he was no he was me and now we're walking

Starting point is 00:04:13 home from dinner and we were outside of our house and then this we crossed the road because that it's hard to cross the road right outside of our house there's so much traffic and then we crossed the road and there was this guy walked towards when we crossed the road he was like hey we were like what He's like, not that scary, am I? We were like, no, and he was like, why did you cross the road? Yeah, no, this guy looked like the, stereotypical, he wasn't. He wasn't. He wasn't.

Starting point is 00:04:34 He wasn't. He was fucking with you. He looked like the stereotypical Vietnam vet. I patched cane and a huge big gray beard, and he was like, hey, I'm not that scary, am I? He seems fine. You seen so many dead bodies is like, he's a sense of humor. He seemed fine, but then when we crossed the road, we kept walking. We're like, no, we live here, and he was like, oh, but then he kept walking.

Starting point is 00:04:52 And he sells walking more. And he was like, you're a fucking liars. Yeah, there were not. Two houses over. But he was like, no, I think what he was thinking was, all the, like, the Vietnamese people that were, like, really, really terrified of him that had flashbacks of people that were scared of him. He was just fucking with you.

Starting point is 00:05:07 That's what everyone does when they're older. They fuck with younger. If I was his age, you would do the exact city, they were like, why do you scare the wrong? The kids run away. It's what you do. I can't wait to be old. I can't wait to be...

Starting point is 00:05:16 I do that today. I did that today. I did that today. That was just you in the future, actually. Yeah, it's me tomorrow. Yeah. I came back to the past... You when you came out of the fucking womb.

Starting point is 00:05:24 Yeah, the duck the through me It's the wall and I stirred like a rat to the table You slithering mustard Or whatever Yeah There are also apple tree The ones that fall from the tree What do you think of those ones?

Starting point is 00:05:38 They suck, I hate them Yeah, they're never as good as the ones you buy in the store I disagree, can I say There was an apple One's from grandpa's backyard No, that grandpa, not grandpa's, He had squirrels that used to drill That's a true story, did it ever tell the story

Starting point is 00:05:50 No? My grandpa, he's like A little bed, he's a green bed but he's also So he's seen some shit He's seen some shit He doesn't care anymore I've talked to him before

Starting point is 00:06:00 He's a big racist But he's a like a lovable racist We Asked with that by saying His racism is not lovable But he's a lovable guy Who is a racist? Who happens to be a racist?

Starting point is 00:06:11 He's one of those guys I think I told the story On Martin Luther King Day He was like Ah, he's like oh my brother The Nogneye I was like oh good boy You can't say that

Starting point is 00:06:16 Holy shit Yeah he's that kind of a guy He just laughed though He can care He just watches He just watch his fucking leave the beeper all day But anyways

Starting point is 00:06:23 So he He hates Fuck, he loves his like lawn and backyard Yeah He gets gophers and squirrels and shit Like whenever he sees a gopherls He just fucking throw smoke bombs out of and kills him But he also used to take his

Starting point is 00:06:36 When he was a little bit more like 10 years ago He used to take his gun and shoot fucking squirrels from the trees His backyard But what he does now is He sets squirrel traps everywhere in his backyard And he gets myself or maybe now one of my younger cousins To just drop in the pool of water And make them drown

Starting point is 00:06:51 Oh my God That's what he's cool. I've seen some tracks where it's like, kill some slugs. What is he gonna do? If I could hit him with a bricker, I don't know. That's funny. If he got a wooden mallet, that would be the funny. He just jumps with a pool, like, he sits there.

Starting point is 00:07:02 He doesn't take pleasure, and he's just like, ah, I got a fuck. You don't know that. He's probably outside next to the window. He could be joking, I don't know. He could be joking, yeah. Have we talked about joking before? I don't know. Every guy just froze up because, like, oh god, somebody else knows about joking.

Starting point is 00:07:16 All you fuckers, you know what? This is something that like, everyone, every man. Okay, okay. Ladies, you guys are for a treat. Joke. guy listening. Every guy guy, yeah, this is a whole world you know about, every guy listening. Knowns about jelking? Everyone

Starting point is 00:07:29 here. And they didn't know that any other guy knows about jolking, but every guy knows. It's an egg I cracked. Because when you Google, how to get a bigger dick, it tells you about this technique called jelking. It's where you take, you lotion, basically you put a one cloth over your dick or take a shower and you take your hand like this

Starting point is 00:07:45 and squeeze your cock for base to tip open like 30 minutes. Yeah. And there's usually guys with big buck goes and huge cocks like, oh, you'll joke every day. You're like, whoa, I'm not. Everyone does it for like, everyone does it for like two days. Like, man, that's too much.

Starting point is 00:07:58 I'm just going to have a small dick and die. It's the same as jacking off, really. You're kind of pulling it. So I'm just jack off. My dick will get. It's specifically for pleasure. No, no, it's just to make your dick bigger. Get your dick bigger.

Starting point is 00:08:09 It's stretching your dick. Is it scientifically proven? They say, they say, they say your dick is made of these, like, this spongy stuff things. Like, yeah. And that is kind of. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:17 So, like, you're kind of breaking up the sponges. And, like, it stretches it. And then it fills in like, it's the same thing. working out your absentee where it builds down it comes back it doesn't work though yeah you guys had no idea about this is all right can you imagine us like oh in the shower like yeah can you tell you kids like oh we take a little cloth and like roll our pussy lit I heard about tighter vagina there are yeah someone told me a picture there are yeah someone told me is that the equivalent do you go

Starting point is 00:08:39 do you guys like tight a vagina no no come all the time every night after there's a new routine there's there's muscles or whatever like it's different for girls obviously there's no like like there's no equivalent to jelking I guess but but when when you go pee you stop midstream and you hold it for a little bit and then you continue peeing and they're supposed to you know tighten it up I can just strengthen the ex quefs muscles

Starting point is 00:09:01 I heard that occasional sex tyrants the poots. I've never heard of this see I think but I think it's funny because I don't think I think women I'm doing something how insecure guys are every guy super insecure you can have an age you think you're like at least you know 8.5 it's not fair yeah well isn't that weird what yeah well we talk about

Starting point is 00:09:17 dick side of stuff salt our small dick no no see if we care I lost my chin that dicks When we talk about dick sizes, Zach was always underselling himself because every guy, like, are obviously going to do it at the pubic phone. I didn't know you put it to the bone, everyone was like... Of course guys are going to do that, though. Wait, what? You push into the bone.

Starting point is 00:09:34 Guys are going to do whatever makes it seem bigger. You push it into the bone? Yeah, guys... No, that's not you measure dick. No, every guy does that, though, because it's obviously going to make it bigger. It's going to make it seem bigger. Of course. Well, there's liars.

Starting point is 00:09:46 That's important. But ever, every guy lies better as dick size. Even if you do it through close still in the ballpark, if you're like, 6.3, you're going to say 6.5 because it's easier. You're rounded up to every fifth of an inch. That has been for rounding up numbers, but I don't do that. Weiner. Look, every guy goes to every half an inch. Nobody, if you think it's 5.1, you're like, yeah, it's like 5.5 pretty much.

Starting point is 00:10:02 So, do you guys still jelk today? No. Like I said, Jolky is the thing is that phase over? Jolky is a thing every guy gets like two days and you're like... When you're 14, you do it. Yeah. And this involves a gel? No, no, no, it's...

Starting point is 00:10:13 It's just called Jolking. You literally take lotion and just do this to your date. I was doing that when I was a teenager before. I looked up what it was. I was already just doing it because I thought it would work. No, it doesn't. No. But then what about the whole, like, because I guess, I guess, like a pump?

Starting point is 00:10:27 Have you seen dick stretches? What? Have you seen dick stretches? No. There are these fucking things you tie to your leg or like around your knee and your dick gets pulled down to it, like, with an elastic rubber by doing that. Why don't you just tie it to like a door frame and just hang off it for like a few hours? There's a video of that.

Starting point is 00:10:42 Yeah, guys, Chinese guys like tie weights to their dicks and they're like, ooh! Like their face is pork with their sweaty and shit. There's a video of a guy swinging right on this doorway with his dick. He's having the best time ever. What? Oh my god? You don't watch enough videos.

Starting point is 00:10:56 Yeah, you don't watch enough. I don't want to watch enough Chinese guys. You told me that you watch kittens get stopped to death and you won't watch you guys swinging by his dick. First of all that was on accident, okay? You watch the fucking nice face, okay, on the message board. Nikki, what did you watch? I don't want to talk about... Nick next came over, she was like, I saw the best video.

Starting point is 00:11:16 I keep the guy stopped to death. I'm not every sad. She was fucking cor. He never pussy got wet and dripped on the floor. I might cry. Is somebody somebody showed me a video of a baby duck or something dying, I might cry. I see some awful shit on accident.

Starting point is 00:11:28 Like, I don't seek out these videos. Sabrina, what's the worst video you've ever seen a line that you actually saw? Probably something one of you guys sent to me, to be honest. You're like, like a picture too. Holy shit. Isis videos? Yeah, probably.

Starting point is 00:11:40 I mean, I don't know. Chris sent you a beheading video. I did not send beheading videos. No, you guys send me some pretty weird shit. You heard a little shit story. You never said. You've never said. You're like bad stuff, though.

Starting point is 00:11:48 No, no. It's never like. No, I said anyone with that kind of shit. I should Chadman the fucking Bjorkstock guy I was like killing himself and Chadman was getting a kick out of it Because he never seen that one He put out this big fat gamer guy he does Oh my god when Corey was laughing at that

Starting point is 00:12:00 I was crying laughing at Corey laughing They basically the context is Chadman and Corey were putting this They showed me this video of this big obese guy like Oh I hate the fucking damn cube Yeah he's like there's the Nintendo shit cube And he's a noise There's a sound he makes an intro where it goes

Starting point is 00:12:16 Oh Yeah Oh How's he do that sounds like the fucking Bjorkstock when he kills himself for Ricardo Lopez and I showed the shaddy got kick you out of it

Starting point is 00:12:24 and Corey was like laughing so fucking hard at that fashion It's played why though it's because it was a huge computer with massive speakers like boom oh yeah we were at we were in the Newgrounds's offices

Starting point is 00:12:33 and the Pico Day setup was already there so there was like a huge projector with like massive speakers all around Corey blasted it and this big fact guy going oh and death no shit cube

Starting point is 00:12:42 what else did you play not? Yeah I gave her so Corey's been staying at Stamper's over the past weekend because of Pico Day in the mornings I've been hanging out with him and Shad

Starting point is 00:12:51 playing Mario Party TV World Corey is so intense when he plays it He was stuck on the level And he was red face screaming And of course he was quoting like all these Game reviewers And Shad's making all like trivial questions Oh Shad's fucking Shad's fan in the flames all time

Starting point is 00:13:08 Corey called down is only a video game What Shad loves to do that You know it was funny He was funny, I woke up to him screaming a day I was like what the fuck And I was like Corey's dad must die or something And I walked the stairs and he was playing Scylbuchar 2. Because he could fight.

Starting point is 00:13:22 He used to keep Chris up at night because he'd be screaming at Team Fortress too. Oh my god. What the funniest thing Corey ever did was he let a piece of fruit rot in his room. Yeah. And fucking... Oh god. And it gave birth to all these maggots, right? No, listen, this is the best story ever.

Starting point is 00:13:38 So Corey let this piece of fruit rot in his bedroom. Back at the old house. And then these maggots crawled at like fucking millions, right? They were all millions. Were there a bunch of flies around the house? They all poke evolved into moths, little tiny moths. Oh, no. day. I heard Corey slapping the wall

Starting point is 00:13:51 going, ugh! He's sick of this! It's like, Corey, remove the fucking rotten fruit, you idiot. He was still keep the fruit in there. The whole house was covered in maggots of macket. There was a little bottle. I was like, Kurt, in the bucket. But, literally, like, four months, he's like, oh, yeah. I looked inside, and there was like four inches of dead

Starting point is 00:14:09 flies. There was a fly on a hot cost. And he got, I was like, like, Corey, he started laughing. He just, he left them. But every night he was slapping my walls to kill flies on the wall. I was like, Corey! Also, Corey's bedroom had, like, glass shards to the ceiling because it was an art house. And they used to, like, sporadically just fallen onto the ground, like, almost impaling me, be like, oh.

Starting point is 00:14:28 You'd be like, oh, like right beside him. Didn't that, like, jolt you go to sleep at some point where you were just like, who shit were even poking into? I thought someone, and I woke up to that. And I was like, what the fuck? I was like, I was like still, like, dreaming. So I was like, what? Because Chris was standing over me. He didn't turn my line.

Starting point is 00:14:44 I was like a shadow of Chris. Coo! Oh, my! I was trying to process what the fuck was happening. someone's breaking out, I was like, Zach, there's someone breaking in? And he's like, for me, it's, it's not when I'm waking up. It's when I'm going to sleep. Yeah, you're, like, you're kind of drifting off and it's really dark.

Starting point is 00:14:58 Yeah, me too. And then you start seeing, like, almost like shapes or whatever. Oh, I get that. I hate when you're about to fall asleep and you get that jolt. Yeah. You're just like... Do you ever, do you ever dream of this? Does that ever coincide with, like, something you're thinking of?

Starting point is 00:15:10 So it's like, you fall out of standard or, like, it don't hit to your face or something. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I had one that scared the living shit out of me. sleep paralysis and I was like outside my body and I went outside my bedroom and I was like, hmm, I can like experiment and I checked my bookshelf and I was like I can see what order these bucks are in so when I was in that order So it was like I was in that order I was like when I woke up then I was like sleepwalking so shit I'm you're falling out of the bed while you're sleeping like you just fucking turn

Starting point is 00:15:37 Oh yeah I'm like the worst when I was in Spain I did that I smashed my head off the floor It explains a lot I've always really heard of when I want a bunk bed that would fall off the top yeah I'm always to prepare the Yeah, but when I'm on the bottom bunk, I always think the guy's gonna collapse and crush me of that. You know, do you remember when we lived at the old house, I had that bunk bed that was too close to the ceiling. Chris was the idiot, bought a bunkman without measuring it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:58 The fucking top bug was literally into crawl. I remember that. So I woke up to take a piss and I was like, BAM! Yeah, yeah. Oh, God fuck! I was about to say that. One time I woke up from a nightmare up there, smashed my head off the roof. That's good thing you could wake up to you're like have any scared here and you smash your face immediately.

Starting point is 00:16:13 You could like stand underneath that bed, like, you're comfortably. The top buck was like, you feel like a, you feel like you were in the coffers. Yeah, yeah. It's awful. That was the best for recording only plays, though. We used to, like, we used to just, like, there was, like, a mattress and we used to, like, lie in there with a mic dangleing from it. Yeah, it was cool. It was a good little thing, yeah.

Starting point is 00:16:29 It was a good little set house. Yeah, I miss that house, like, especially living with Shad and Corey. Like, just, like, Shad would just walk in, like, every now and then just like, hey, what are you guys doing? And we'd be like, huh, and then just have, like, a long conversation. He'd be, you know, a lot of people would give him credit for him, but he's a great guy that have conversations. Yeah, you'll cease with that way he's other people. He's a good conversationalist. Every night at Stamper's, we always end up in the kitchen

Starting point is 00:16:51 and Shadda always joins this. He talked for like hours. We have like great conversations. He does those kitchen talks that they were like iconic. I'd like I'd wake up at like three in the morning for water and Shadda be in the kitchen and then like I'd go back to bed at like seven in the morning after just talking for like five hours. Yeah, you just look at fucking.

Starting point is 00:17:06 Like, oh my shit. He's always down there making his tea or whatever. You're always talking about something. It could be fucking. It could be the other game or one that he could be the other game or one that he be fucking like time travel next leg that's what's always fun about yeah he has such interesting perspectives on things like he's not like a normal like he's not normal you know he of course he's the best way the best way to describe him is shad is against nature yes no like shad would

Starting point is 00:17:29 thrive in a like polka post apocalyptic setting poca ball he always reminds me of the uncle that fucks with you oh yeah yeah he's like how you do that except that your uncle wouldn't put actual knives to your throat and you walked up the stairs like Shadwood. But, yeah. You probably had it coming, Nile. Yeah. He did it to you and you started crying. Remember? Oh yeah, I screamed. Wait your pants. I don't want to die!

Starting point is 00:17:52 That's what you said. Fuss off your legs. That was blood because he cut my dick off by accident. Gross. So, Nicky, is this your first time in Philadelphia? Yes, it is. What do you think? What's the difference? A lot of black guys, J-Walk, and let me tell you that. Does that make you horny? I saw a video

Starting point is 00:18:08 of a guy in Seattle, a black guy, jaywalking and got shot by police was that. I swear to God that was Seattle. I swear to God I remember that was Seattle. You're from Seattle. Talk about that. Jay walkers are fucking skull. It's beautiful, but I hate the people there. Very pretentious, so many

Starting point is 00:18:24 businesses. Is it like art school just in like a state? Isn't it like California kind of bled up a little bit? A little bit? The friend of you go like Portman and then Seattle, it's like more hipsteries. Seattle has Amazon, Microsoft, it's got Adobe, it's got Google, it's got all these businesses that keep inviting

Starting point is 00:18:40 people to move in from like Silicon Valley those those little skinny guys with mustachees and no no like they're flying in people from like India and everything so there's a lot of Indian people there there's all different ethnic the new the new like proeana the new booming area that's the new kind of place to go

Starting point is 00:18:56 it is I mean we got weed legal we got you do we got coffee well very pretensioned talk about the weed being legal Seattle's a bunch of people that are hard to talk to there's a thing called Seattle freeze where Like people just, they aren't friendly.

Starting point is 00:19:11 They won't make eye contact. It's hard to have a conversation. I think I know why that is, because they're all kind of thinking, like, if they're that kind of person that you're talking about, they're all, like, yeah, they're kind of in the conversation. You're just concentrating on what you're doing. You're kind of worried about, like, if people are looking at you or not,

Starting point is 00:19:25 and you're just like. That just sounds like you're very socially awkward. A lot of people are in Seattle. Oh, really? I feel very out of place. Like, here, I feel like I'm at... You're at home. I'm at home.

Starting point is 00:19:36 Like, I can talk to people on the street. I go out with Mick to, like, a grocery store, and he's having that regular conversation. Yeah, I lived in New Jersey as well. Compared to there, like, the Phillies just look worried about it. I find that, too. I don't want to hate on Seattle so much, because it is, like, a booming place. Like, I've met a lot of good people there and everything,

Starting point is 00:19:54 and it's beautiful in the summer and spring with the mountains and blue sky. The Puget Sound, isn't that the... Yeah, the Puget Sound area. I mean, it doesn't rain all the time. If anything, it's just cloudy. It's like Irish weather, I think, isn't it? It is. It is.

Starting point is 00:20:07 It kind of foggy, kind of cloudy, gray. That's the friendliest place you guys ever were? Ooh. Probably, I mean, the more touristy places in Canada are super friendly. That's good. Jasper and Banff. They're two separate places, but they're... BAMF? B-A-N-S-F.

Starting point is 00:20:25 BAMF, not like badass motherfucker. It's close to it, though, but it's really touristy, so there's a... Sorry, they just do not for show because everyone thinks Canada is like a freely friendly place, and then the further out you go... But it really is a cool place. North Korea keeps it up. up. No, it's really

Starting point is 00:20:41 really good. No, this isn't anything like North Korea. You compare fucking North Korea to Banff, Canada? Well, Dennis Robin fell for it. He fell for it anymore. He's Dennis Robin.

Starting point is 00:20:52 It's true. No, it's nice, though. There's just tons of wildlife. Like, it's a place where, like, elk and big horn sheep and whatnot, like, we just walk across the street. I love big horn sheep. Yeah, and, like, you can see bears, too.

Starting point is 00:21:01 I'm lucky. You like big horns, don't you. It's just cool. Nice, dude. What about you guys? Uh, Iowa. Iowa. Why?

Starting point is 00:21:11 Why? I said what? Everybody in the midway, you can ask if Stanford was here to tell you this, because he has family in the Midwest too. I thought they're super friendly. Yeah. Like here, but on crack, it's ridiculous. I have to say Philadelphia so far.

Starting point is 00:21:23 I've been to Burbank, California, been to L.A. That's your problem. You've been to California. With Florida. Philly? Yeah. Phillies are like Ireland in the sense where people are really, really friendly when you start talking to them, but no one goes out of their way to talk to you. The Midwest, people would be like, hey, people like...

Starting point is 00:21:37 Yeah, people come up to you. Yeah. Yeah, people come up to you, try to get to get to know you. Huh. Because it's like, here there's a lot of people. It's a little intimidating when you think about it. No, it's not. It's really.

Starting point is 00:21:47 It's really, I love that shit. You never feel like, oh, get the fuck away from you, you, weirdo. Yeah. It's always like, hey, how you doing? I never had a friendliest place that I've been to. I think everyone's kind of similar everywhere. Go to Iowa. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:21:57 Yeah. No, they're not pranks. I just, I just, don't know. It's not pranks. Yeah. How about, how about, like, the opposite then that. California. I haven't been to California.

Starting point is 00:22:06 The meanest place is a bit too They're not even Dicks or just not They're not people The meanest place I ever was was Fucking Rome Really You said Europe is a shithole

Starting point is 00:22:18 I didn't say Europe was a shithole Like France is a shithole Italy was a shithole No I said the places I went were shitholes So I went to Paris It was not nice What I like to Paris Really?

Starting point is 00:22:28 I think it's because the people Who lived there were like Oh fucking Tories Yeah no I don't blame them You can't blame that But I think if you go to a touristy place like that Where the tracks

Starting point is 00:22:36 They're also full of, like, fucking thieves and it's, like, smoggy. You don't get pig pocket. We also went to, God, I think it was New York. If you go to Times Square, there's a lot of people like, Yeah, that was gummy.

Starting point is 00:22:47 He was like, hey man, check out my album. I was like, oh, he gave me his album. I was like, sweet man, he was like, yeah, he gave you some donations. I was like, no, he grabbed it back. He was trying to trick me to buy you. Dude, he didn't even grab it back. He was like, give me money.

Starting point is 00:22:58 He was like, no, he was trying to like make you keep it, but give him money. No, he pulled it back from me. He didn't do that with me. Dude, I went to the Rocky steps where they're like Rocky, you know, I was there recently. Yeah, and I went there with a friend and like, this guy came up to us like, oh, you're a lovely couple.

Starting point is 00:23:13 We weren't even a couple. So that was awkward. And he's like, here, I'll take a picture of you with the Rocky statue. And then we went to the Rocky statue and he took a picture. And I was like, uh, what? I don't even care. And she was from Philly. So she just, she was like, yeah, I live here, but whatever.

Starting point is 00:23:25 And then like he was like, no, come on. Give me a tip. Come on. Come on. He just expected me. He wasn't even give me eye contact. He was like, here he had tip. Now, give me money.

Starting point is 00:23:32 I was like, I didn't even want this picture. You dick. Jeez. You get, you get those fucking vultures around touristy spots. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in Philadelphia. There's the rocky steps. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:23:42 You know? Yeah, I know. Like, everyone that was jogging up those rocky steps, I was like, you motherfucker. It's like, the people, the, you know, you're going to see the hundred people next to the, the Iple tower. They're all, but they're not, like. Oh, the leading tower piece of it. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:23:55 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But there's also one with the Mona Lisa. Oh, yeah. It's a tiny little picture, like the actual Mona Lisa, and there's just like a ton of tourists with their phones. And then there's an amazing, brilliant masterpiece

Starting point is 00:24:09 behind the Mona Lisa that's much better paint than the Mona Lisa and no one looks at it. The Mona Lisa is good, but it's... It's all right. The Mona Lisa. What's so great about it? This is a serious question. You guys are artists.

Starting point is 00:24:19 What's so great about the Mona Lisa? Look at everything. Wait on us, Sabrina. Oneal Lisa. Everyone's amazed by the weirdness of her smile in the picture. It's also because he fucked up her smile It's also the fact that from the Ena cave, dude, look at everything else with that.

Starting point is 00:24:32 No, it was great. It was like creepy, people were screaming and died. Brunay's last hour was amazing, dude. I'm saying a lot of art from that time. That's why it's impressive, though. It's like, it's hundreds of years old. It's hundreds of years old. I don't know what I was saying is there's other pictures that are better. Way better.

Starting point is 00:24:46 From the same time. Yeah. I'm sure there are, but it's still, I mean, it's also done by famous artist, too. It did a lot of other stuff. Yeah, but like... It's the guy behind you. That was the one of it would be famous. What always impresses me is

Starting point is 00:24:56 are the fucking statues. Yeah. out of make. Yeah. And it looks like cool. And they're so perfect. I've always thought about like, man, because you imagine doing it,

Starting point is 00:25:03 it had to have happened, just doing one of those and fucking up. Like a little subtle thing. Just having the finger just, oh. Fucking knock off. Did it? Michael Ansel,

Starting point is 00:25:09 David has like a hand bigger than the other one notices. Yeah. And his weiner's tiny. You give a crud. You notice that one, no. What?

Starting point is 00:25:17 You notice his weiner. Of course it, well, it's like, it's kind of prominent. You lick your lips too? No, but I don't know. I think,

Starting point is 00:25:22 I'm talking about that. In the guys, In the guy's defense, you know, if you were gonna show your penis, you would inflate it a little bit, right? Yeah, that guy just stayed stuff like seven hours, so fuck you. That's true. That guy had, it was right cool to you, you asshole. And he probably, like, did the dick last. Yeah, he was like, oh, I'll give you a good dick.

Starting point is 00:25:40 He could not keep, you cannot keep a chub up for like seven hours. What if, dude? What if David was being kind of a dick that they'd swim his winner's smaller? Is he gonna fuck you, man? What if he did what you were saying about the finger? He chopped off half fingers. Oh man, I'm sorry, I'll just say it was cold. I don't know, I'll say we're in the pool afterwards.

Starting point is 00:25:55 There's real talk though there's like there's some statues out there that like you'll get like veins in the back of the hand They'll capture that so perfectly You'll see like it's the clock you know I think is amazing What the fuck else were they doing? That's what they did you sat there chiseled for cuz they did you would do that die That was fun what else could you do back then? Yeah they didn't have fucking D S play make apple pies What's the best museum you guys have been to? I went to a couple I went to the Getty Museum in California

Starting point is 00:26:22 I went to the spaghetti museum you You were just... I was the Spaghetti Factory Last night. Really? No. The spaghetti museum? What's in the

Starting point is 00:26:29 Spaghetti Museum? What do you think? I don't know. Spaghetti. Oh, serious? Separate heads. Squaringly, seven heads. There's one that I went to by

Starting point is 00:26:38 this artist called Ron Mewick who does, he does like grotesquely realistic, huge things. Like, um, there's one that just, it's just a giant baby. It's the size of this room, basically.

Starting point is 00:26:48 And it's just hyper, hyper-reelistic. It looks like a real giant baby, and it's like, all just, you know, like fresh out of the womb, I guess. You're getting back horny over there. I, uh, I, you cross your legs. I did anatomy in med school.

Starting point is 00:27:02 So, like, was this guy touring around that, uh, he had cadavers and he put them in all different positions and stuff. Oh, buddy world. Yeah, I went to that. I went to that when he was touring, yeah. Can I tell a quick story related to that? That was disgusting. There were advertisements all over, all over New York.

Starting point is 00:27:19 I saw that, yeah. No, wait, wait, wait, it's a, because you're not going to say. Wait, what? The dung and donuts? Oh, that, yeah. We went to Dunkin' Donuts, and there was, like, these disgusting, like, real human, like, corpse faces on him. And he played behind the couch, pointed to us, and he was, like, this is without skin human. I remember that.

Starting point is 00:27:36 It was the weirdest fucking thing that when we were, like, what? You were staring at a prototypical Dunkin' Donuts worker, and we were just... That's a quote to be able to... Yeah, kind of a coffee, one turbo, and then he just points, and we looked at it, and he was, that is without skin human. I wanted to find that, say, like, Donkey Donuts guy in 20-18. Yeah, just take a picture of him, and he's like, he's like, like... Yeah, making a black in my photo. Ducky Donuts guy on the skinless human.

Starting point is 00:27:58 Thanks, thanks, guys. I didn't know you what that was before he pointed out Ducky Dots employee. I forgot about that. Wasn't it like every Dunkin' Donuts we went? It was everywhere. It was all over in a lot. That is so off putting for a fucking food right. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:28:10 Food and coffee. It's like a guy, it's like a go like screaming. Do his neck is open. Like I was going to get like a fucking like chopped up meat fucking burger. I was going to get a raw piece of chicken with like, you know, really straight. I couldn't do it if the... Did you say you actually went to the exhibit, though? No.

Starting point is 00:28:27 No, yeah. No, but, guys, that's that. I did. I did. Oh, okay, go, go, go. I've always wanted to do it. Did you bring us to the Rudder Museum or whatever? Remember, you thought?

Starting point is 00:28:35 Oh, yeah, the Mooter Museum? What was it called again? Where is it? Mooter? Mudder? In Philly. It was downtown in Philly. Yeah, it was like all the...

Starting point is 00:28:43 It's like Ripley's, believe it or not, with all the oddities and weird kind of deformed. It's like a bullet holes in their brains. Yeah. Very hot. Was it like a big museum? It's like a 10 minute thing. It's smosh, but it's still really cool.

Starting point is 00:28:55 Like, every single piece is like some weird, historic, like, almost like I've seen. Like, for one, do you remember the colon? No. That was like a size of a sleeping bag? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a human colon that they had preserved somehow. It was like a fucking giant skeleton. It looked like there were kids stuffed in it or something.

Starting point is 00:29:11 That is just like... That is weird because I went like thrifting the other day in the Philly City. I was going through the trip stores. They're all normal. I was like, yeah, there's bullshit junk I want. And then I went in one of them. And it was just normal. And then in the back room, they had, like, like, jars with heads, like,

Starting point is 00:29:26 Futurama in them and shit. And, like, fucking fetuses that are attached to each other. Cool. I'm like, yeah, and, like, little pig heads and stuff. I was like, there was a kid in the Mudder Museum who is, like, a corpse of a kid whose muscles turned to stone. Oh, I heard about this disease. It's like, when you get a bruise or something, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:41 When you get a bruise, it turns to the rocks. Did you hear about that? Did you hear about that kid? That little rock. Do you hear about that kid who died in the 1920s? I think she was five, and her dad was so devastated that he wanted him to be preserved forever, so she still preserved. but her eyes still open.

Starting point is 00:29:53 Yes, I've heard about that. Isn't it, like, South America? I don't know, but at one point at every day her eyes open and then close again. Yeah, I've heard about it. It's a freaky. It's probably somebody's drinking a stick and fucking... No, I think it's something to do with, like,

Starting point is 00:30:04 our muscles are still attached. There's no way. I've heard a lot of... I've heard a lot of different stories about, like, corpses being, like, super preserved or something. Would you have, were you guys ever get frozen, cry genetically? You would, Zach.

Starting point is 00:30:15 Zah, me and Zach talked about this. It's pretty... It's a problem. Cryotic? People actually get frozen. This is a real thing. people, but the way they do it is like, basically you sign up for this thing when you die of like cancer. There's a couple of them is the biggest problem is first, if you're in a different state, like there's only a couple of facilities in the U.S.

Starting point is 00:30:32 So if I died here in Pennsylvania, they'd have to come out. I'd be dead for like a day or two before they'd like they should do it. What they do is like, if you live in the area, say you live right next to the place. I watch a documentary. This lady died. They pulled her over immediately, iced her body down, started pumping her chest again to keep her blood flowing. started giving her chemicals so she could So she doesn't get rigor mortis

Starting point is 00:30:53 So she doesn't actually start rotting So her brain doesn't die basically But it's dead but it's not dying Yeah Then they do that Put her ice, get a bite really low Take her blood out Then put some kind of basically

Starting point is 00:31:06 Formalida Anti-freezing do her bloodstream Yeah so that's gonna help No because the biggest issue is If you get frozen like a lake or whatever Yeah The biggest issue you can survive for a little bit Not frozen but if you can fall cold water

Starting point is 00:31:17 But the biggest issue is if you could frozen and ice crystals form between your cells and they expand. Oh. So even if you froze and woke up, you'd be fucking like much, you'd be liquid. That's what I'm saying. But I'm saying the biggest issue is they die and they freeze you, and the freezing process keeps you completely alive. Like it's all it keeps you preserved completely.

Starting point is 00:31:35 You're attack. But the issue is when they wake up, you're fucking dead. You still have a brain tumor. You're still, no, even if they can cure that in the future, you're still dead. The only way I get frozen if they could do it one of alive, It's always like slow my process down And it's still wouldn't Now your tissue would be fucked

Starting point is 00:31:53 No it wouldn't It'd be, no That tissue's not an issue The issue is dead No your tissue will be fucked up They can person That's not even the big issue The way they do it

Starting point is 00:32:02 That's a huge issue Here's an example Some kind of like frogs They get frozen for like a year at a time But they have like a basic Like a natural anti-freeze Their body They get frozen in ice for like a year

Starting point is 00:32:13 Really? But their inside are still going So if you can find a way to do that Like keep your bro The inside's going, but slow down on it. I think that's the way to do it. Like, hibernating. Exactly, but yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:23 So basically sleeping rather than fucking dead and then put in ice. Once I saw on the internet that you can get a fly and put it in the freezer for like a few days and then take it back out and just if you touch it, it starts like on freezing. When I was a kid, I put a cicada into the freezer for like four hours and took it out and it was like, oh God, I killed it. It was like, it sort of flying around. Wait, do you ever hear about those people who put flies on strings and put them in freezers to freeze them? That's what we're saying. Oh, the, that was strange. though? What's the street? Yeah, no, yeah, but they do that, yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:50 That's so... Yeah, they'll catch a fly, put in the freezer, freeze it, then put a little string on it, and when you on thaw is you, like, you have a pet fly in a leash. That's so cruel. It's funny. Fuck flies! What day, though. I hate flies. When I was little, I found a fly, I was playing outside, and there was a little fly that only had one wing, so crawling around. And I, so I kept it. I put it in a little jar with, like, dirt and grass, and it was alive for, like, a few days.

Starting point is 00:33:13 It died. Good! I was so sad. I cried. Fucking, why would you cry over a fly? His name was fuzzy. Did you guys do that like capture animals and put them like in jars and stuff and boxes? Yeah, he used to collect like worms and stuff. Oh, you were that kid. That was too, dude.

Starting point is 00:33:26 I used to do like frog. I found a frog. I fell a little bit of. I had a gecko. Did I tell you ever find them though? Yeah. Yeah. Did I tell the slug operator story?

Starting point is 00:33:35 I think so. What the floor? Yeah, he'd find a slug and then his eyes would lock onto the slug and he'd go, danger, danger, snug operator. And he'd walk over to the slug and he'd like slit it open. Oh my god. Yeah, he just slid it down the middle, and then, like, all these little baby slugs came out of it once. He sounds weird.

Starting point is 00:33:54 It was you, wasn't it? Do you guys kill flies when you see them, or no? Me and Chris had a flight problem in Wexford, I lived in Ireland, and... That was disgusting. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad.

Starting point is 00:34:04 Tell the story when you came home after that place. Oh, yeah, so me and Chris went to my house in Galway. That's, like, the other side of the country, and Chris went home a day before I did, and then when I came home on the bus, I walked into the house, and Chris was on his computer, Just like surrounded by like absolutely like fucking

Starting point is 00:34:20 He's like hey Was that because of the watermelon or no No the watermelon You tell that story Chris Do we never wait wait but why was there so many flies though Because you're sinking No that's not why Because our ex-roomate left a shit ton of

Starting point is 00:34:35 That was it yeah okay You left a shit ton of bags in a closet Yeah I went to America now still my ex-room mate My ex-roomite was supposed to take out the trash bowl was gone And when I got back he left So he left fucking 50 trash bags Yeah they were just in a closet It was tucked away.

Starting point is 00:34:48 It wasn't my fault. But what was my fault was the watermelon. So I had a little tiny fridge in my apartment. I put a watermelon in it and I ate a slice. And then I forgot about it. And then two weeks later, I opened the fridge and there was a fucking forest going inside my fridge and flies flew out. He literally threw this fridge away.

Starting point is 00:35:04 You guys have some of the most disgusting, like, with the rodent, I didn't think that what happened. This is what happened. This is what happened. We fucking got the fridge. We're like, this is a lost cause. So we drove it to the dump. The dump wouldn't take it.

Starting point is 00:35:16 So we literally dumped it in a quarry somewhere and we sealed it. Sealed it. Some little boy found I ate the water mill. He opened it and he turned it to fly boys. So he still flies around around to this day. So it's something I want to talk about a little bit earlier we talked about apples. Can she finish her crocodile tangent? Oh that was it. It was just, I remember chocolate crocodiles.

Starting point is 00:35:37 That's awful. Did you guys remember candy cigarettes? Did you guys remember candy cigarettes when they were called candy cigarettes? Yeah. I used to be like, end of a deal. Of a deal. I used to blow the dust. I can one-up you there because when I was younger,

Starting point is 00:35:49 I was like a little bit older than the kids in my estate. And I tried to be cool. And I remember seeing like cigarette butts on the ground. I was like, check these hell, guys. Pick it up and try to light it. But I didn't know what I was doing. I was like lighting it before it was in my mouth. I was like, I did that too.

Starting point is 00:36:02 My friend Jason and I, we used to go to my dad, because my dad's smoke cigarettes, we used to go to my dad's fireplace and like pull disgusting cigarette butts out of the fireplace and smoke them for like 40 seconds. No, gross. My friend Jason. I don't know if I ever told the story. Did ever tell the story? My first cigarette I ever had, I was like 14 years old.

Starting point is 00:36:18 But for Jason, he came over, he was like, dude, let's go smoke a cigarette. I was like, all right, we went to the woods. And it had one, it was just one senator that he, I don't know where gone from. He pulled him with coffee. I don't know why I did it. We were coffee, like wheezy and shit. And then he came back to my house, and immediately my mom was like, when he smoked cigarettes, it was like a fucking TV show.

Starting point is 00:36:36 And I was like, oh, I got a blue cigarette smoke went all the way back. She didn't fucking believe me. Did your heart like singing? Yeah. I think I could say like I didn't smoke a cigarette. I didn't smoke a cigarette. I was like I was like 14 probably. Yeah, yeah, same comedian when I got cut. I was an idiot. What's supposed to that story? For me, it was even stupider. We just found a pack of cigarettes sitting on a couch in a future shop and we're like, ha ha ha ha. We took to smoke these. And we went, it was my friend Melissa and I like, I mean, anyway, I went back to my house. She took half the pack. I took the other half and I was like, I'm going to try smoking. There wasn't even anybody around. So I don't know who I was trying to impress. I was just like, I'm going to try smoking. So I, idiot me. Like, here, my room is in the basement,

Starting point is 00:37:20 and then there's a little vent that just goes, like, right in the middle. Basically, yeah. So the one place that my dad sits all day long, every day, is just happens to be right above this vent that's also attached to my room. And it took him, like, 0.5 seconds after I lit this cigarette. And, you know, I have this teeny tiny little football-sized, like, basement window that I cracked open. and uh... Like Caesar the Monkey

Starting point is 00:37:45 I thought that she was gonna say I had a little football head as what? I had a little football head like Arnold but no no so so I light the cigarette and I'm trying to smoke it out the window all sneaky because I'm thinking all the smoke

Starting point is 00:37:59 is going out the window but it's going up the vent which is directly above my head and as soon as I'd light that cigarette and my dad I just hear thump thump thump thump thump and like my door's locked and everything right so I can hear him trying to open it like I put out the cigarette

Starting point is 00:38:11 throw it out the window and all the rest of them two and uh he like open he's like open the door and like you know i like open it after a couple seconds of scrabbling and throwing away the cigarettes and and like did he know he knew straight away yeah you get grounded no there was like this big intervention conversation oh jesus my mom sat me down my dad was talking to me and they're like awkward we're crying no no they're like you know we we respect your decision if you you know just be honest with us if you this is something you wanted to it was like i was coming out to the them or something. And they were just talking to me.

Starting point is 00:38:45 I just found this packet and I thought it was cool. Yeah, yeah. And they were like, where did you get this from? Who gave this to you? And I lied about it because I didn't want to, you know. To throw it on. When I was younger, my friend Jordan and I, we went down to Pike Place Market in Seattle. There's a magic shop there. And we were looking at these packets of like love potions or whatever. And at some point, I think I accidentally grabbed one and put it in my purse or something. Accidentally, I promise you.

Starting point is 00:39:14 You wanted to woo all those boys in that love potion throw it out of them. I just, I wanted all the men when I was 12. La me! Scala! You bitch and they ran away. So, we left the magic shop. On the bus ride home, I noticed it's in my purse. I'm like, oh, fuck. And I was like, should we go back and return it?

Starting point is 00:39:30 It was only like 50 cents. I mean, it was like a little powder mixture. Seriously, probably Kool-Aid or something. Oh, my God. I have a story about this. And so we went back to my house, and as soon as I got into the door, my dad was standing there. And he was like, I know what you did. And I was like, what the fuck?

Starting point is 00:39:45 Well, I didn't say that. I was so scared. My heart sank. I was so scared. But he was talking about something else. I didn't clean the bathroom before I left to the Pike Place Market. But I swear, I thought he was talking about that love potion. What about the love potion?

Starting point is 00:39:59 Did it work? Oh, go on. My friend, Jordan, and we split it. In a cup, it was like, mix it with hot water. What if you just fell in love with each other? They did. They're very congratulations. It's all, it's all baseball.

Starting point is 00:40:12 on lies. No, we, it just tastes like, I don't know, like Kool-A-based. Wait, you drank it? Yeah, we drank it. It's not like a spray. Oh, yeah, because I have a story about a spray. We thought it was all in, like, in our heads, like, we felt like, you know, it's all psychological. Like, we're like, oh, do you feel nice and tingly? It's all cool? Yeah, I do, too. That's like, we have, like, non-alcoholic alcohol, you're like, I'm so drunk. You know, it's like, there's no alcohol retard. You're like, yeah, I was just food. I was goofing anyways. I, yeah, yeah, what? I was in this pub called Lonergan and Zengar

Starting point is 00:40:41 when I was a kid and I was with my dad and I went into the bathroom and they had like you know those machines where you get condoms and shit yeah they had one where it was like it was like not a love potion but it was like pheromones or some shit it was like something weird it was like making girls like you know like a cologne yeah and I was like this little fat kid and I had a crush on a girl in school so I was like man you're like yeah I could use that I was like dude this is gonna work like I was like I'm getting laid son my little 13 so you're like you're like yeah money at the time so I'm going for the love So I didn't have money at the time.

Starting point is 00:41:13 So the next day, I was like, even though it wasn't that far from my house, I was like, dad, I'm going to my friend's house. And I was like, this huge big, like, scheme. I was like, ha-ha. And I, like, went all the way to Lonegans. And I put in my, like, two euro coin or whatever. Got it. And, uh, went to school the next day because I was on a Sunday. And I was on school, I sprayed it.

Starting point is 00:41:31 And I was like, kind of weird, but whatever. So I put on, like, axe to, like, fucking. So you, you, do you, anyways? Yeah, I know. I was stupid. But the axe ad had all women coming after you anyway. So I was like, dude. like I am actually literally going to be a pussy

Starting point is 00:41:43 Oh you thought you just added to it You thought it was an addition I thought I thought I thought I thought there was I thought there was an airplane going by Like women would just fall out of it And just like attached me Their titty's right into your face Yeah it's like everywhere I go

Starting point is 00:41:55 But yeah then I like sat beside this girl In Matt's class the same girl and was like Like put my neck up kind of near I was like ah yeah And she's like you smell weird Oh There is it Dreams are fucking crushed

Starting point is 00:42:11 Do you really? take that ad seriously? Like literally? No, no, no. You're a little too old for then. Yeah, 13, you would think, yeah. The last time I took an ad literally was when I was like six. No, I didn't actually take the links ad, or the axe ad. It's called links in Ireland. Seriously.

Starting point is 00:42:28 So, you're very disappointed. I was very disappointed. Yeah. I'm so sorry. She ended up being a huge colossal. I like how your brain your first thought when you saw it was that like, wow, the cure to make you will fuck you, it's only $2.2. Yeah, I was like why do everybody do this? Why do people know? this like yeah um needless to say it didn't work how old were you 13 yeah it's a bad time to fall in

Starting point is 00:42:51 love or try to look for love no it's like the awkward stage in line i was trying to get i was trying to get some pussy you're gonna get some little bit little gash things are horrible until you die mm-hmm things never be good no things are literally horrible until like you're in your 20s and then they're all gonna die alone yeah especially you guys are so positive i don't agree with that Close. I think it's, there's like a fucking, what do you call those scales? Scales. Yeah, you know, those things that do that.

Starting point is 00:43:19 Graff? Whatever. Anyway, when you're in school, life is bad, but also shit, because you're in school, which is bad, but life is good because you get anything to happen to you by your parents. But then you get out, but then you have to fend for yourself, and it's still just a shitty. No, it's not a shitty. Independence, for me is way more worth it than having to live with parents. That's true.

Starting point is 00:43:36 Being adults is way better, dude. I can eat ice cream for breakfast. However, you guys, you guys never just think back and be like, ah, do you remember the lack of responsibility? No, dude. The lack of any being. Absolutely. I wake up whatever I want to. I get to fucking, do we draw as a living?

Starting point is 00:43:50 No, we're often. The only reason for that was because you're in school, which was shitty. When I worked in a supermarket, I legitimately wanted to kill myself. So it's a top of perspective. Yeah, well, I look at a fast minute too. I was like, man. That's what I'm saying. A lot of people are like that.

Starting point is 00:44:04 Yeah. Jeez. I worked at a bakery and coffee shop in downtown Seattle. all for about two years. I had to wake up like 4 o'clock in the morning because my shift was from 5 to 1 o'clock in the afternoon.

Starting point is 00:44:20 So my dad had to like that was before I had my license so he'd have to drive me down there. I want to kill myself. Yeah. Just waking up so early, I had to go to bed at like 8 o'clock at night. I was thinking of creative ways to kill myself. Why do you have to be creative?

Starting point is 00:44:35 Dude, go on. Because I was bored. It's spooky. Kill yourself, Nile. You should try hard enough. Creative ways. No, you did apply yourself, Nile. That's why you went to kill yourself, because you were slacking on, tried to kill yourself. I was thinking, you know, the belt that, like, the belt that, like, you put groceries on?

Starting point is 00:44:53 I was like, if I, like, tie something to that, tie it around my neck and just turn it on, and just, like, slowly the cap thing. It's a little slow. Yeah, there's stuff like that. I don't think the motor would be choked. You probably, see, that's too much time because you sort of regretting it as it slowly gets sucked through. Yeah. When I was younger, I left a pan on the oven. and then there was nothing in it.

Starting point is 00:45:11 The oven was on like high or the burner. Yeah. The stove. Yeah, the stove top. And I remember I came out of the bedroom. I was home alone at the time. The whole house was just smoky, like black smoke and it smelled awful. Oh, God.

Starting point is 00:45:25 I like grabbed it and I threw it in the sink. Oh, turn the sink on. Why should fucking explode and smoke? Yeah. I was so close to starting like a huge fire. And I was only like nine years old. Did you ever leave the sink on and let it flood somehow. But I was a kid, I had these

Starting point is 00:45:41 alp there's little inflatable things that we put the pills in and they inflate this stuff like a giraffe or, I had an alpillar one and I was like six, I put it in the sink and left it on for like four hours. I got yelled at. I have a story about flushing corn down the toilet. Oh, wait.

Starting point is 00:45:57 You're gonna have to tell that one. So, like a leader of corn. It already threw your digestive system. Corn on the cob. Wow. Whoa, you got a full one that came out in the turd? No, I was eating dinner. I was about five years old and I was really self-conscious about finishing my food. I don't know why. You'd be like you want to finish it all? You felt? I felt bad. Like I always felt like I had to finish my food. My parents

Starting point is 00:46:19 never... Oh, you thought obligated to finish it. Okay. So we had corn in the copper dinner one night and I couldn't finish it and I was really nervous. I'm like four or five years old. So I grabbed the cob and I sneak away into the bathroom and I tried flushing it down the toilet. Where did you put the car of the cup to sneak it away? Did you put in your shirt or something? Yeah, like down my shirt. I hit it behind my back, walked away from the dinner table, and be like, oh, excuse me. So I went to the bathroom, tried flushing it down the toilet. Of course, I get stuck. Your parents totally noticed you had a big fucking corner of the car.

Starting point is 00:46:50 They're like that. They also noticed your fucking, they didn't think you ate the whole piece either. They noticed it was God, but in your mind you were like, yeah, I'm fucking sneaky. They saw it under your shirt. When I was two, my sister- Wait, wait, I'm not done. Wait, so my dad, um, he had to fucking take the toilet out of the bathroom. Oh shit.

Starting point is 00:47:08 And he had to fix it. He had to unclog it in front of the lawn, in front of the house. And all our neighbors watched. And my dad was so mad at me. He still calls me corn flasher to the state. That's his nickname for me. When it's mad at you? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:47:23 When we go out just in grocery shopping together, and he's like, can grab that corn flusher? And I'll never live it down. That sounds really... That sounds like a really mean name just from the way it sounds. You're fucking corn flushing. By the way, it's because if somebody else knows that story, They just think you shit a lot of corner or something.

Starting point is 00:47:39 They think you have really dirty shits or something. Yeah, we're really corny shits. When I was two, my sister was born, and she was, like, sitting in the, whatever babies do, I don't know. My mom was, like, cleaning. I remember, for some reason, I remember she was, like, cleaning a bathroom, and I was like, hey, mom, I fed the baby. And my mom was like, oh, that's nice, dear.

Starting point is 00:47:57 And then she was like, what? And then she went in, and apparently, like, I, like, shove, like, tons of rice Krispies down her throat. And, like, my baby, my sister was, like, sitting on the, like, floor with Rice Krispies on her cheeks. Because she's like, oh. My kids should not be left alone. Can I just tell a funny story of Nail Day when I was visiting him in Galway?

Starting point is 00:48:14 I got one after you. Go ahead. It was the funniest thing ever for the wrong reasons. But Nile's sister is like really, really nice and really polite and really quiet. She was walking to the hall and going, Mom, mom. And then Nile ran up to her and started getting up in her face going, Nobody cares. Nobody cares.

Starting point is 00:48:33 Oh, yeah, I just do that sometimes. She's such a dad. She's really nice. Yeah, she's like, old enough to, like, not be treated like that. I used to, like, get two pillows from the couch and just sing jingle bells and bash it on her head. She's like, jingo bell, jingle bells, she's like, ah, stop. She's so quiet, she's a shell shock. She's like, the fucking, she's like, the fucking, what was like, yeah, Sonsa.

Starting point is 00:48:57 She's really polite. Oh, my God. Fucking mean, though. I know, I'm sorry. What is your story? This is actually, like, a really, really dark story. But when I was really little, maybe like maybe two, three, not old enough to do water rescue, obviously. My younger sister Mel is two years younger than me.

Starting point is 00:49:18 And I guess my mom was bathing us in the tub one day. And she just like left Mel and her little tub baby seat thing. And I was in there too. And, you know, my mom walks away and leaves us in the bathroom along. Oh, no. For like, for a very, very short time, right? And so. To grab something, I'm short.

Starting point is 00:49:36 Yeah, yeah. And so, so I guess what happened with Melanie, she like, her leg, like, slipped under the little, like, baby chair thing where it holds two legs. So they sit up kind of thing. So one leg got into where the other leg's supposed to be and she went right under. And it basically, like, the way that it went is like the leg thing went over her stomach or whatever. So she was like underwater. And I'm like a baby too, right? So I don't know what's going on.

Starting point is 00:50:00 She started turning blue and like, yeah, yeah. She put a baby in water. It was just long that, like, you know, it was. super serious. Like my mom runs back in and after I start saying like mom, like something's wrong with Manny. You're supposed to be blue and screaming? No, yeah. And like

Starting point is 00:50:17 and so mom comes back in and like they had to do like CPR and like all this stuff and yeah like your sister almost died. I mean I'm glad she didn't. Oh Lordy. So that happened? I have one final story before we get to these Peacht questions. Oh yeah. It's related to the water. It's like, they'll be drowned but one of my brother

Starting point is 00:50:35 was like two. Who's to the pool? It was like his first pool trip. He saw a big fat lady and he pointed and said, fat, fat, fat! He got in trouble, he got yelled at it. That's a true story. That's a real story. That's a 10 out of 10. You're the ladies, Nikki.

Starting point is 00:50:50 Oh, fuck! Now to the Patreon questions. Chris, you want to read the first one? Uh, from Mobile Spider. Yes, that is right. Do you guys have any warm-up tips before you draw? Go, Chris. Go Chris.

Starting point is 00:51:08 Um, I draw a square. Next? Next one. Wait, is that it? Is it just one person to answer each? Are we all going around? Like, how are we? Oh, I don't know what I'm going to answer it though.

Starting point is 00:51:24 We're all going to answer that. For real. I'm not going to goof like Chris over here. Look, okay, my warm-up is I will draw. I don't fucking know. No, he doesn't. No, I'll draw for 30 minutes and that's my warm-up. I don't know what I'm going to draw.

Starting point is 00:51:34 I do warm of sketches. I do a lot of gestures. I do a lot of gestures. A lot of little gestures. Dats fucking dog, I need... Nice. Sabrina, these fucking two assholes, they don't know what they're talking about. They're just, they got their dicks in their hands, right?

Starting point is 00:51:47 Ooh, the teet in the chest. Whoa! You get you jealous of that? Whoa! That was kind of... Oh! Sorry now. When I do streams...

Starting point is 00:51:56 Hey, shut up! I haven't answered yet. No one cares, Zach. I haven't answered. Shut your fucking mouth. Like what he said, I do, uh... I do sketches. I would do seriously, do sketches for like 30 minutes to a whole hour if you want to. But a couple things you could do, uh...

Starting point is 00:52:09 try to try to do something different every day or if you want to try to pick something like hands or like a head or something or fucking ears

Starting point is 00:52:16 break it down a lot of people I said before a lot of people get fucking overwhelmed because they think you have to get good in anatomy of colors

Starting point is 00:52:22 and a lot like to get good in an ear just spend like two days out of the ear or whatever just pick something every day

Starting point is 00:52:29 to get better at yeah I agree yeah and also what's fun to do is take an old drawing like a year ago

Starting point is 00:52:36 or two years ago and redraw yeah that does that a lot and always comes out nice. Yeah, it gives you a nice boost of confidence. Yeah. Oh, it's good. See, you see how much your style changes, seeing how you draw these differently. Zach was doing one recently of an Indian guy, but

Starting point is 00:52:47 like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It made, like, the head shape much more appeal, like, it was kind of, it was a really good drawing, like, two years ago, but he made the head shape so much more, like, concise and nicer to look at. Yeah, thank you. I think it's that, it comes out to, like, break it so dead differently. Yeah. So that drug, you know, you can also do characters, I do characters sometimes, uh, or even, uh,

Starting point is 00:53:04 take a cartoon character, fucking Dexter's out, whatever I'm sure you grew up with, Just draw that your own style. Yeah, you drew a fucking Dexter's live picture. Oh yeah, we all did that one day. So that's my advice. When I do streams, I ask the people, I'm like, yeah, what will I draw? Then I use that as a warm-up, and then I do commissions on my streams.

Starting point is 00:53:23 So, like, just like I ask people what I draw, and then I'll do. That's my warm-up. That's all I do. What about you, Sabrina? Depending on what I draw, because I do a lot of figures and, like, things related to drawing people. Usually, like, in the figure-drawing classes I've taken, they start off with really, really quick stuff, and then it gradually increases into a longer sort of thing. So you can kind of, you know, you start off really loose.

Starting point is 00:53:43 Like, you're probably not going to like the first ones anyway, so you're not committed to that. You're just getting warmed up. You just fuck out of the way for you. Yeah, yeah, you do stuff that is short as 15 seconds, 30 seconds. And you could do, you could do faces, you could do whole poses, like gesture, you know, like quick stick bend kind of thing. Just whip it out.

Starting point is 00:53:58 Oh, another website that, so handy is Pixel Lovely, you know. I was going to say, yeah, Pixel Lovely, like the 30. The 30 seconds is right through that tree. The castle was down, yeah, I used to use it. I think it is. I don't know. love these great. They've like so many pictures. Except that ginger girl always annoys me.

Starting point is 00:54:12 You know that ginger girl? I think I've seen the, yeah. I have Adam Phillips sent me a website that has different anatomical references and it's a fucking really good sight. It has like, what? The 3D one? I'll show it. I'll post it on the description

Starting point is 00:54:28 and our blog on Tumblr are really helpful too. Yeah, even on DVD out there's a ton of like tutorials. I'll link all the ones that I have said bookmark because they're really good. I'll send to those at because I've got a couple bookmarked too that Like, there's some that are good for, like, animals, faces, you know, whatever you feel. Like, just pick something that you're not quite comfortable with. Yeah, go out of your comfort zones.

Starting point is 00:54:47 Yeah, just so, like, an hour, two hours a side or something like that, and then, you know, by the end of it. I can draw really good pigs. It's like, well, draw something besides a minute or whatever. Keep doing new stuff. Don't do the same thing. You'll get bored and stagnant. Yeah. Go ahead, Nikki.

Starting point is 00:55:00 Yeah, basically, Sabrina summed it up the best, just gestures and stuff. Also, like, another fun technique or another act. whatever is like you draw a shape and then you try to make something out of that shape yeah that's what's fun it's fun about that one is if you can if you could get somebody else to draw the shape for you so get somebody else to just draw a weird fucking shape and then try to your face you're like at the office the other day we're drawing shapes like make that into a sexy lady and of course they're like horrible looking like that's fun on this thought I'm curious what is what is what is you guys favorite thing to draw what do you what do you what do you

Starting point is 00:55:34 prefer to draw when you can I don't it's for both of you but go ahead no you go first I'm curious. You say it. You say. Let's go, let's go back this way. Hey, let's go back this way. Okay, you first. My favorite thing to draw.

Starting point is 00:55:46 Yeah. I like ladies. I like drawing curvy ladies. It's fun to draw cute things. Kind of seductive, devious looking. Monster girls is a lot of fun. Yeah, ladies, basically.

Starting point is 00:56:00 I want to get better at drawing fucking guys. That's one weakness of my... You go, Sabrina. Just look at the mirror. Ditto. Dido! Look at your big. You're on thin, you're on fucking pin-eyes for there.

Starting point is 00:56:11 You better fucking watch yourself tonight. It's crazy. Chris, you better sleep with your hands over your throat. I know, I like drawing boobies and butts. I like pin-ups. Oh, I'm gonna call. Crushed. Oh, okay, no, I have a story about the pin-up thing, but I'll save that for another one, I guess.

Starting point is 00:56:30 But yeah, obviously pin-ups, like, figures, female figures. You're like really, you're like 60s years, like 60s. Steven Girl kind of stall? Yeah. I love that stuff. I think that's 40s. That's like, you know, Coca-Cola adverts in the 40s. That's like World War II kind of stuff.

Starting point is 00:56:44 But I actually, my, like, my favorite pinup artist ever is Jill Elvgren or whatever. He's like 60s pinups kind of thing. Like, his paintings are like half the stuff that I do are based on. You should seriously do a calendar. I want to. If I had time, do that. Where do you go for, like, references? You said, what's that website?

Starting point is 00:57:00 Pinterest now. Yeah. Yeah. Surprisingly. I think my bookbox is Pinterest. I think it is. Yeah. It's actually like Catfack recommended it to me.

Starting point is 00:57:07 And I started actually looking for like new grounds. Shout to him. Yeah. Great guy. Sean, his name's Sean. Just learned that the other night. Great guy, very handsome. Yeah, he just...

Starting point is 00:57:15 He did me that last part, but I don't like. Yeah, it's true. I just put it all out there. No, yeah, yeah. Pinterest is good for, like, if you make one specifically for art, you can kind of compile references of things you're interested in. Like, for me, it's like Pinup Girls, like, Monster Girls, like, character concepts, skulls, things like that inspire me to draw stuff.

Starting point is 00:57:32 We should do. We should all link our stuff we use or have bookmark to do. Just all of us, we'll make a big. We'll make it a big fucking cluster of... Cool, yeah, that'll help out. Like, hate when people follow my Tumblr, because I haven't updated it since, like, around the time I got my tablet and all this stuff on.

Starting point is 00:57:44 Oh, you should start updating it. Forrendous. Get on that. All right, on my Tumblr. It helps. Like, I know Tumblr's not the best website, but it's still, you can get a good amount of followers. Well, my tumbler is good.

Starting point is 00:57:53 I love Tumblr's on my one, because I only follow art tutorials. So, yeah, the website has a platform, it has what it is, it's fine, but it's the community. It's bad. Yeah. It's nothing about Tumblr's, like a, like, you know, I don't see any of that. Where do people go to find all that shit on Tumblr?

Starting point is 00:58:06 Look, it happens when you start following artists, and they start getting, like, they start reblocking shit. You're like, oh, this artist is right. They start sharing that. Is that what comes from? There's a lot of good artists on there who are just maniacs. I don't follow anybody. All I do, all I do.

Starting point is 00:58:16 All I do. All right, thank you. Go back to join whatever the fucking phone. I don't follow anybody. Like anatomicalart.com is like crazy. Yeah. It somehow bleeds through, though. It happens to be.

Starting point is 00:58:27 Like, sometimes. I follow people pretty strictly that. I still got some of it by face. I was like this website. Corey showed me one. is really funny and awkward, but Corey follows one called, I think, Strong and Beautiful or something, or Strong and Something, but it's specifically, like, super ripped chicks that are always, like, half naked or naked. And, like, he was like, you should follow this. And that

Starting point is 00:58:46 was when I was actually studying the pinups really, like, specifically. And so I followed it, too. And I just, like, left it on my Tumblr feed. So, you know, I get back to Edmonton, and I go back to work, and I'm, you know, scrolling through. And then, like, a whole bunch of these pictures show up in the feed, and I'm, like, try to scroll faster. Just like, holy shit. my shoulder. I thought of not safe for work laws. Yeah, I thought of voluptuous breasts. It's like I was at the, when I worked at the office,

Starting point is 00:59:10 like I was scrolling down during lunch is like this nice throbbing dick right there. I was like, holy shit, look around, make sure my old boss didn't fucking see it. It was his. That was no, that was, that was an empty frame. He pulled out. I should clarify, it wasn't like a photograph of a throbbing. It was like, like a drawing of a throbbing thing. There wasn't a real throbbing cock.

Starting point is 00:59:31 But the drawings, you're usually more vulgar because. They have a little bits of con coming down. Yeah, they are. It's much more late. Yeah. Oof. Yeah. Woof.

Starting point is 00:59:38 Woof. It's good hot, man. Oh, Jesus. No, what's your favorite thing you draw? I just draw, like, people. I'm trying to do black. I'm trying to do backgrounds now, too. Um, like, vibrant, colorful backgrounds.

Starting point is 00:59:50 I used to do really, like, uh, what's the color palette where it's not very vibrant? Pestel? No, no, you just, like, color-wise. Oh, like, monochromatic? No, really, but, like, I just used, but then Zach was teaching me about colors being nice. being vibrant so I'm trying to do that in backgrounds and they actually do look a lot nicer like yeah it's learning about that shit like limited power palettes yeah kind of cool like these faces you're really good at just drawing like improvising that stuff like the creases

Starting point is 01:00:19 and the wrinkles in the face yeah no I love I think my person to draw is like stuff to draw is like stuff that pulls and tugs in the skin like muscle like a buff guy is fun but you can only like draw buff guys away because his muscles are always going to be the same yeah but I always like to draw like people who are old because you're drawing a couple pictures there are drawing a guy who's a regular guy but also older then if you make them fatter or give the facial hair it's like you're adding different stuff to it something kind of pulls on this kind of different ways and the thing too is you can draw people at different stages of fatness to people from different stages of office you can draw 30-year-old guys look at a year old guy or a hundred-year-old guy yeah you've been doing that thing

Starting point is 01:00:52 lately i was sitting next to his ex-co office and he's drawing on his antique like he has on one layer it's like a young like just a regular guy and then on the other layer it's like like what he would look like as an old guy. That's a really fun thing to do. I recommend that it's a really fun exercise. Or you can do it backwards. So you could draw like a 20-year-old guy and be like, okay, I'll draw when he's 40 or 80. Or draw a really, really old guy.

Starting point is 01:01:12 Or a really, you know, a really fat old guy, or really skinny old guy. They'd do backwards. So what would this guy look like when he was 30? It's fun to go with that. Just be like, how did the face change? How did the bones grow? How does the nose and ears grow? How did the eyesack and so on?

Starting point is 01:01:24 Did he lose hair? That's cool. It's good to keep drawing activities fun. Yeah. Because you can very easily get bored with your drawing. Just make it organic. Yeah. So I just say faces of the how it's skin ages and poles and tugs in the changes.

Starting point is 01:01:39 Mm-hmm. Do you guys ever find, like, when you do warm-up drawings and stuff like that where you actually like what you're drawing that you get caught up in your practice drawing? You try to finish it. Yes. That's how I... You spent five hours of practice trying. Like, well, like you'll do commissions tomorrow.

Starting point is 01:01:53 Yeah. Oh, yeah, I always do that. I'm so bad with that. I'm still doing commissions from like January. I know, me too. What about you, Chris? What are you, like, drawing? Um

Starting point is 01:02:00 You like, He like, like to draw all this as shitting Piss monsters With little monsters Yeah, with holes for dicks and stuff With our feet

Starting point is 01:02:09 Are actually our hair Everyone asks my question I'm done Oh stop Christ Oh stop Fuck off Need some tissues It's true

Starting point is 01:02:16 Demons, dinosaurs skulls fucking buff monsters What's everybody That asks Big fat tis Big fat asses Wait Chris

Starting point is 01:02:24 I have a question What? Who's your favorite artist Like you showed me some someone's work it was like really dark Oh the fucking Baskinski I think or something Oh yeah

Starting point is 01:02:33 Oh I heard him too I hate that question Because I don't like any fucking artist Yeah I'm kind of bad at that too I don't know I don't know Like that's a real typical fucking try hair dancer

Starting point is 01:02:41 I don't know I like fucking Any art That looks cool It's just a traditional It's whatever you like In episode 22 I said that Realistic art is

Starting point is 01:02:50 hard to do but people A lot of people can do it What's really hard to do It's really really challenging It's simplifying that to do An appealing art style And a lot of people asked me like for

Starting point is 01:02:59 what cartoon style is like so I should post some people could all do that too you like kind of basic nice nice well I do like John K but I John K's art is really good to be sometimes or it's really appealing Which one's John K again?

Starting point is 01:03:14 It's Ren and Stippy The Red and Stevie TV show is really appealing to look at but then John Kays' actual like blog it's not bad art but it's not my kind of style you know I think I think it's not your refining

Starting point is 01:03:28 taste. Max Y. Adams, Billy and Mandy. I think that's a way better art style. I think that's, Billy and Mandy had one of the best art styles. It's cute. I like Ben 10. Spudge Bob, SpongeBob, too, was a great... But all the shows had like a weird artistic peak, though. It was like a weird... Like, if you watch the beginning of those shows at the end of them, they got, they're bad... There's a nice middle ground for both of those shows. Yeah, isn't it usually like something five or four of season... SpongeBob had a really good on season two, season three, you started to get a little

Starting point is 01:03:57 stale a little bit. That's still, but more like, uh, kind of, uh, what's the word looking for? Not computer eyes, but kind of, uh, stiff. Not even stiff, just kind of more... Looks too clean now. Yeah, it was too, yeah, too, yeah, too, yeah, too, you just have this, like, undersea rusty grid to it. Yeah. Billy Vanity had that too, by the later seasons, it had, like, kind of too clean. So there's the same thing with that, like, season two or three of that show. Yeah, it's because they use the same assets and stuff. I'll post a lot of different onus side. I watched the new episode of Family Guy last night, and it was, the premise of the show was, uh, the roast of Peter.

Starting point is 01:04:27 Griffin and like it cut to like Meg laughing and like her shoulders weren't even attached to her body when she was like they were going up and down they just like came off her body when she was like laughing. A lot of people think a lot of people think it's all it's a bandwagon oh it's so easy to hit a family guy but if you

Starting point is 01:04:43 look at it from an animation perspective it's seriously heartbreaking if you go back and watch season one the comedy stuff I can forgive it's gone it's gone up for 13 seasons you're going to run out of shit I don't like that I'll just not watch the show of it I don't like it but from an animation perspective it's objectively lazier. It has less frames.

Starting point is 01:04:59 They reuse more. It's worse. It is. So it's... Coming from an animation perspective, where you guys are working really hard to do, like, frame by frame... I wouldn't even mind it there. The biggest thing was, Chris and I used Tudubert, which was, we finally got the tutorial for how to use that.

Starting point is 01:05:15 And when I used that, I was like, holy fuck. The family got used that, too. So when we learned how to use it, it became way more obvious how lazy they were. When I thought they just did it, like, however, I was like, that's lazy. But they used so many... fucking, it's drag and drop literally. The exact same assets.

Starting point is 01:05:29 Like, for example, I didn't know they can do this. For example, if the show cuts to like nighttime and the color palette changes, you press a button, all the colors change. You don't have to go frame my friend

Starting point is 01:05:40 and frame my friend with color in. It's all done. It's super canned. Yeah, all their arm movements are just like dragging and dropping frames and then their arms will like fill in the in between. Which wouldn't bother me if

Starting point is 01:05:49 the show had lost a budget or whatever. Yeah. Right, but if you go back and watch season one or two, it had like a whatever smaller budget. The budget's got bigger. It's doubled.

Starting point is 01:06:01 And animation looks worse. That's why it's heartbreaking. I'm not just fucking bandwagon. He's making so much money and this show is getting worse, right? And by the way, it shouldn't look like Disney. I think comedic shows would lose their comedic essence if they look too good. I think if you

Starting point is 01:06:18 animated South Park like Disney wouldn't look too funny. Yeah, well there was stuff like the Animaniacs that was really charming but amazingly animated. Yeah, but it wasn't I think... But for the type of humor it was, it was a charming humor. You could never animate like the Simpsons like Disney or South Park like Disney. You have to have a specific style for it. Yeah, yours is very like bouncy and like fast. It has to be fast. Yeah. I think it's important

Starting point is 01:06:38 when you're trying to convey a humorous, like show, animation, whatever. You can't be too. You have to match it with the right style. Absolutely. Yeah, so that's that question answered in the follow. Okay. Answer this one. I'm going to. Don't suss me. okay there are their fucking retards over there

Starting point is 01:07:03 guys are fucking retards yeah I'm Nicky I'm from Seattle I got a sister fuck you I'm sorry to Chanel's retive cousin

Starting point is 01:07:11 Sabrina I'm gonna look over there Sabrina he's touching he's touching we're touching we're funny we're funny

Starting point is 01:07:18 we're funny girls we're funny girl I'm Becky when I got a shot about I trip over my tennies I always slip out over I'm Zach

Starting point is 01:07:26 oh nice Yo, shut up. Go. Hey, I didn't get a shit. She said that. I didn't hear what she said. I didn't hear it.

Starting point is 01:07:41 Because your ears are full of gross wax. Sorry, yeah, you're better off not hearing that. Clean your ears out. Gross. The next question for Patreon. Thanks for waste your money. Comes from Ben Van Camp. If you could bring back anyone from the dead to be on the podcast,

Starting point is 01:07:58 who to be and why? Also, I'm gay. Is that actually didn't. add that. You didn't need that last part, Ben. Zach, you're coming out of the closet. Bob, Dad. Okay. Chris, who would you bring back on the podcast?

Starting point is 01:08:12 I didn't think about it. I don't know yet. Start with Nikki. Like, someone we, like, someone... A dead person, a dead guy. Anyone who's dead. Anybody, Hitler. He'd be a good guest. He'd be a good guest. He'd be a good guest. He'd be funny.

Starting point is 01:08:28 Oh, for the podcast. Yeah. I go to, I go to Duncan. I get him a coffee and sit down and go, I was like, so how was the hall cost on your perspective. It was a little pricey, like, we kind of did it better, you know, we didn't do very good job, you know? He kind of talked like that, didn't he?

Starting point is 01:08:42 You know, he actually had a really deep voice. Yeah, but then, but then so that... Do you ever hear, do you ever see the... That dude used the fucking, I... He's like one of those guys at Xbox who put pigeons his voice down. Yo, do what's up? You know, what's up, man? Did you ever... Did you ever hear this conversation with Hitler in a coffee shop?

Starting point is 01:08:57 It wasn't, I don't think it was a coffee shop, but I think it was... It was a coffee shop, actually. Sure? Yeah, I'm actually positive. Are you? Yeah, yeah. And he's just having a normal conversation drinking a coffee with some... They did that privately done his permission. They hit behind the wall.

Starting point is 01:09:07 Yeah, and they recorded it. And he was like, hey, what's up with the fucking Jews, huh? And they were like, ah, ha. It's stupid. I would bring back Leonard Nimoy. Oh, yeah. What about you, Sabrina? I'm just kidding.

Starting point is 01:09:20 To be on this particular podcast? To be sitting here with like Sabrina was such a big family. Honestly, the most relevant and, like, I think the coolest person to have on here would be the Ed Kold. Yeah, that would be cool. Wait to bring the fucking mood out, Subrida. God, I mean it though. I haven't met him in person. Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 01:09:37 You're up the podcast, Sabrina. I didn't mean, I just... You're fired. He would definitely be a guest to. Let's go back to dead puppies to letting the mood up. Shit, I'm sorry. That was a question. What do you want? I'm just yaking your titty, Sabrina.

Starting point is 01:09:51 Stop. He's just twisting the nips here. Stop! Zach, go. Uh, who's a dead guy? There's plenty of him. Uh... I have Walt Disney out here

Starting point is 01:10:08 He'd be like Look Walt He would have some Honestly would like to see how we would Like feel about Disney right now He would know he would seriously like He'd be impressed by it and everyone's like Oh Walt Disney could see that

Starting point is 01:10:23 Fuck that he'd be impressed with me Yeah he was like a pioneer you would be all for the 3D shit I think Disney's such a money hungry company It's scary He was alive he'd seriously probably be one of the richest guys alive Well he was when he was alive I think that the rich guy who ever lived? Wasn't it, uh...

Starting point is 01:10:38 I think Bill Gates is the richest guy in the... No, no, no, it was, uh, who's the... Rockerfeller? He was worth like $600 billion, adjusted for inflation. Is Bill Gates still... No, he just gives away all his money, so he's not, but he would be. He gave away, like, a shit. I actually heard he clad back up a little bit. I think he's number one in him, too, now. He bled back up a little bit. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:10:57 I never pay attention, because every time I look this up, I get, like, really depressed, because I'm like, ah, I'll never make it there. How many times he could buy you over it? Every time I see someone younger than... These guys could buy countries. Like that Oculus Rift guy, anytime I see someone younger than me, he was like way more, like, brilliant and

Starting point is 01:11:11 got way more money. I'm like... I'm more handsome. Yeah, he's got a bit of dick. He's not that handsome. He's got a nice carters. He's got a nice house. He's super funny. Like, the dude who made the 5-0 app, it's like a police scanner app for your phone. He's like a billionaire and he's just on Facebook and he has like pictures of his Lamborghini and shit. That must piss you off.

Starting point is 01:11:30 A little bit. What about you, Chris? Who would you bring back on the... Who would you bring to the podcast for the dead? Um, first guy who ever fucked a horse. Oh, Mr. Hans? No, the first guy who ever fucked a horse. What?

Starting point is 01:11:44 I don't know. He must be from, like, centuries ago. Dude, he would be something like brown guy. So? It's disgusting. Yeah, I want to see what he has to say, by it. Just kidding. Jokes, guys, jokes.

Starting point is 01:11:56 Comedy. I don't think that was a joke, no. Uh, guys, that's a real apology. Plus. Um, I know what I just said was really insensitive to people. I like to make a formal apology. Go on. That was it.

Starting point is 01:12:10 That was it? That was the most pathetic apology. I'm sorry. Read this word, but for Christ's sake, if you make a joke with this guy's name, I'm not going to... Okay, Zach. I won't. What's his name? Which guy? Here we go. It's the third one. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:12:28 Dave... Go ahead. Say it. Just say it. Dave Cummings. Yeah, okay. Wait, what? Dave, Dave, come off. Cummings. Wait, hold on.

Starting point is 01:12:40 Dave, something great. Is that the joke? No, no, no, no, no. Dave Cummings. Oh, I get it. Like a wave. Yeah, wave is coming. You know, run away.

Starting point is 01:12:54 Ah. Okay, so if you were the best man on Earth. No. What's the first thing you do? If you were the last man, Zach, your handwriting is horrendous. See, I wanted that to be a topic of the last episode. If you were the best, if you were the last man on Earth, what's the first thing you'd do? I play golf off New York somewhere.

Starting point is 01:13:13 Off New York? All of New York. I went away from zombies and watch SpongeBob. Well, next question. I probably, you know, what would you do if, uh, let's assume the situation is this. You wake up, everyone's gone. Everyone's disappeared. Plains and fall in the sky out of the air.

Starting point is 01:13:31 Everything's just pretty much. Just floating around up there. Like a twilight zone episode. You wake up. Exactly. Everything's the same, but people are just, they're not. Gone. Gone.

Starting point is 01:13:39 Things are still going. The stores are still going. The generators are still going. What do you do? I'd probably seriously just walk in the restaurants and just grab food and shit. I don't do that for so long.

Starting point is 01:13:50 I'd probably fucking pick out at first. I didn't feel shitty, disgust with myself. Like, what'd you do to survive? Who are you trying to impress those? No, I just want to eat food. I'd be like, oh, they're going to take any day. Well, then I'd kill myself. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:14:00 The next day she's going to eat like. What? What? The electricity lasts forever, though. A soup of what? Sure. Well, then you're fine. What are you going to do, though?

Starting point is 01:14:06 Chris will do the same thing he does every day. You just fucking... Make music and draw pictures. Yeah, and then you could go to the Rocky step and slide down them. The end. You suck this. Okay. It's a pretty lucky.

Starting point is 01:14:23 I don't know. I fucking... Boo. Fucking walk, j-walk. Walk around naked. People do it. Oh, yeah. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:14:32 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Things? You do that anyways. You do both... You do everything you just said right now. Did you put your posting on the rocky steps, the slide left and right?

Starting point is 01:14:41 Would you go, da-da-da-oh? Oh, oh. I feel like I honestly just kill myself. Because, like, I live for, like, interaction with people. I'd go crazy. I go to a good job and blow my fucking brains out. Even when I'm drawing, like, I would, like, people are like, oh, yeah, I don't get so much work down if there's no people in the world.

Starting point is 01:14:59 It's like, no. For what? No, you'd go crazy with sadness, but just try and just try it. Try and live for it. I get puppies and kiddies and live with them. There's nothing left, no. There's not a single book. Does not fly.

Starting point is 01:15:10 You can't make up rules. It's literally a twilight episode. Okay, the food, the stores keep your food, the stores keep your filling food. Everything keeps running, but nobody's there. But there's cats and dogs. There's no cats and dogs. Now there's not. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 01:15:22 There's no cats and dogs. You know who would be absolutely at home with this reality? Jeff? Shad. Oh, Shad. He just be like, da-da-da. You know, like just keep drawn. Like, nothing would phase me.

Starting point is 01:15:31 Yeah, but he gets no, like, interactions with people. I don't care. Deep down, in his rusty heart, he would. for us to him. He would have one drop of like, he would shed one dear for us. Maybe. I would go insane. Because he'd be so paranoid with nobody around.

Starting point is 01:15:48 You'd be like... You could try out so much stuff you couldn't do before, though. You go to a sex shop, use every single toy. You could... What if you've been thinking about this entire time, Chris? Mm-hmm. What if everyone reappeared when you were doing that? That's what I'd say. That'd be what'd be afraid of like... Either I'm dead, like, this is hell?

Starting point is 01:16:04 Or, you know what I mean? I would assume something's going to happen. Just spring it all into your room and do it. Why would you Why, though? You don't have a room. Where does your room now? All right, next question. Next question? Which one? The bottom one? At the end. It's the bottom one. All right, this one's from creepy. It's too bad to read. I'll read it for you.

Starting point is 01:16:23 I can read Zach. Thank you. His hair is pretty shitty here. Okay, this one's from creepy macpasta. You don't say poppy. Oh! Look at you. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.

Starting point is 01:16:38 Okay, okay, no, no, no, no. Okay, rid of you squids and it's a weird face. Okay, rid of a second. Read the heart and say. Read the ancient Egyptian. Sack. I'm sorry. Okay.

Starting point is 01:16:52 You guys mentioned many times that you drink. What's each of your drink of choice? What's your go-to? I like whiskey a lot. I like vodka. I like whiskey and 7-Up. That's a good combo or ginger ale. Or jizz.

Starting point is 01:17:06 Yeah. He gave me some of the less. is very good. I don't like vodka. I actually hate vodka. I fucking despise vodka. I've been drinking a lot of vodka while here, I think, because I'm making the stamper. Whiskey is my go-to. It's not my go-to. I had whiskey last time. Because it's the first time I've had whiskey since I fucking puked my guts out of Macfess. I was like, no, thank you. But whiskey is, I like it.

Starting point is 01:17:26 I think it's not as strong to me. I can have whiskey and totally feel fine. But whenever I'm vodka, like, I make like a weird sour face. I can't do it. My hangovers with vodka, like, are terrible. I get really bad headaches. but hangovers with whiskey, it's not as bad. Yeah. But like, whiskey is harder for me to down compared to vodka, but I think in the end it's like intense hangovers, man. I mean alcohol like hangovers didn't exist.

Starting point is 01:17:51 I like ciders. Any kind of cider, like apple, like, there's like all the different flavors there's like peach and a pear and all the mixes. Yeah, what's it called? The summers be blackberry cider. That stuff's good. You're like angry. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:18:04 Like what do we have at the brick house the other day? there's, you had like that huge shit. You had fucking beer bomb, dude. I gotta explain. I saw on the menu, what was the place called? Brickhouse or whatever?

Starting point is 01:18:14 Brick house tower. Yeah, yeah. On the menu, the first thing I see is beer bong. And you're like, done. Like, her eyes looked like, it was like a child at Christmas Day. She's like, look at this. And you know what?

Starting point is 01:18:24 Fuck you, Nile, because you had like four glasses. Zach and I, we had like one glass. I had one glass from that. And fucking, you guys are fucking alcohol vultures. Who paid for it? Thank you, Nikki.

Starting point is 01:18:37 It's okay. I love you guys. I want you guys to have a good time. You did have a good time. 420 beer bomb. I should say though, first of all, fuck you for saying that. Second of all, I should say, I should say, I don't drink that often. Like, I, Christmas like the same way as me.

Starting point is 01:18:52 Yeah, me too, though. You know, yeah, you know, yeah, let us drink that often. Just around you guys. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Milk gets me wasted. To come and I hate water and I couldn't drink anymore and I fell asleep. Oh. Chris, did you see your favorite yet?

Starting point is 01:19:09 Oh. He's a cider boy. I like me. Sider boy. Some fucking Bormers. Sider boy. What? Here it's called

Starting point is 01:19:18 Matt Wagner's? Or Magners? What? Magners? I don't know fucking... Oh no. Yeah, it's Bulmers in Ireland. England is Magner's, but here you got angry orchard, right?

Starting point is 01:19:26 Yeah, angry orchard. Yeah, I get, I just get like Blue Moon or Yingling, whatever. I'll drink Blue Moon. Blue is one of Peter beers now. Yeah, it's really nice. It's weird. One of them used to drink Shocktop a lot. I used to have all the fucking tie. Those are pretty good.

Starting point is 01:19:38 I have some right there and that bottle was pretty good. It took actual literally about 400 bottles of Blumen before I actually liked it. Nice. But Mick bought this shit called Dragon Sneezers. Dragon's... No, Drake. Dragon's milk. Dragon's milk. How did you even fuck that up? It was to that degree. Dragon pickles.

Starting point is 01:19:57 It's like 90 dollars per box of it, but that shit was tasty. Yeah, the alcohol percentage is like fucking eight, what is it? Oh, 11? I had like three of those. Those beers, I was done. I was like almost blackout. You should have eaten me eating my fucking food, didn't you? We didn't, we didn't know. He drank that and ate my food.

Starting point is 01:20:14 So we're all watching a movie a few days ago. Zach decides to grab a plate of leftovers in the microwave. She'd up my delicious vying the movie's food that I barely ate. I was like, I'll sit for later. I have a delicious meal later. And what a mistake that was sitting down next to all these people drinking. He's fucking vultures. I was like, I have my good friend, Zach.

Starting point is 01:20:33 I was like, could I have some broccoli? What did I do? A broccoli? What did I do? Well, good submit to what did I do? Nikki, I have a confession of meek. I'm the broccoli bandit. You are the fucker.

Starting point is 01:20:43 You ate all the broccoli. He was feeling his tooth and fucking broccoli. You stupid. I fucking, I wanted like four pieces of, I saw him like five. You know what? I wanted my fucking food that I paid for. I had a broccoli. I had a broccoli.

Starting point is 01:20:54 Look, I'm sorry. I was hungry. I didn't have dinner. Here's what happened. I was trying to be quiet. I was scrape the fucking plant. I had one broccoli, though. I shut up.

Starting point is 01:21:02 I didn't want, scrape the plate and chew my fucking lips. So I was very carefully picky. eating very quietly. These vultures sort of sticking their heads like zombies. No, it was you. What?

Starting point is 01:21:13 Yeah, it was you and you and all of you. I didn't do it. Can I have a bite? Can I have a bite? Fine, here you go. I didn't fucking do it. Nikki sticks her big fucking cripkeeper hand,

Starting point is 01:21:21 her big fucking disgusting hand. grabs a piece of chicken and starts smacking your lips like a corpse. Fuck you, Zach. I was like, fine. You offer you. I was like, fine.

Starting point is 01:21:30 I'll be nice. I'll be generous. When you sat down, you're picking you. And I look, Mick's big Chinese eyes light up. I think. I couldn't see.

Starting point is 01:21:36 I got a little bit bigger. Listen, Zach, you sat down. I saw you with your fork. You were just picking at it for ten minutes. I was being, I was watching you right next to me. I was being quiet. I was being cutting. Because we were watching a movie.

Starting point is 01:21:47 I didn't want to be... I was just taking your ham fork and just stirring it. Then I lead. I go to the bathroom. I go to the bathroom. Mick is like a big fuck. He's like a pig with a big bucket of shit. He's just fucking downy it. Like he seriously, like, make me the food back.

Starting point is 01:22:00 He still ate the speed like a child. Yeah, yeah. You just didn't give it back. He shuffled. You didn't give it back. Fuck you make you give me lunch. I have one piece broccoli Broccoli

Starting point is 01:22:10 Yeah Broccoli Bonopoly Anyway Anyways Fuck all of you for eating my food Like delicious food That was all I had all that day

Starting point is 01:22:19 Broccoli drama It was two pieces of broccoli gate Two pieces of rice Until these monsters Fucking starve me Sorry Sorry, sorry What was the question?

Starting point is 01:22:32 The question was Favorite alcohol or whatever Oh yeah This one Snapper gave me one that tasted like fruity pebbles. You guys know that... Oh, yeah, that drink. I'm trying to read it because I have a picture of it here.

Starting point is 01:22:42 It was like... Lennon Lugan... Yeah, some of that. It's like Linenloon. It's just fruity pebbles. I don't know what that one says. It's that. It's that.

Starting point is 01:22:52 It tastes like fruity pebbles. It's amazing. What would you do? What? You guys fall asleep. You wake up. Hey, baby. It's like the hedgehog.

Starting point is 01:23:04 Jalila White version. He's grabbing your breast. Hey, baby. Baby, you ready for a good time? You were asking for, I saw you dress it this way, baby. I followed you home. I pick him up, throw him out the fucking window. He dodges you, what do you do?

Starting point is 01:23:17 He's too fast for that. Then I pick him up, and I can kick him up. Hey, baby, you try and trying to fight bitch. I fucking sit rat traps around the fucking floorboards so he gets stuck on it, like the wax paper. He pulls out his cock. It's actually really nice. He's also black.

Starting point is 01:23:27 Yeah, he's got a nice big black tick. One of those really nice ones. He's sitting, he's laying back. Like, you know what those poor dads? It's like, doctors hate this guy when he's, like, he's like, he's like, he's like, What do you think, baby? Is this way past school or what?

Starting point is 01:23:40 Robot, chili dog? Well, if he does that, then I'm just taking off on panties right away. Because, woo. He takes some ass. He takes a mask off. You were hopping on that. It was actually... Sonic's dick is not black!

Starting point is 01:23:52 He takes a mask, but it was actually... That's a Chris Jan reference. Quddyutron. No, hell no. Fuck that. I kill myself. Right there. Gun out, boom, dead.

Starting point is 01:24:00 On the floor. But no, Jimmy says, wait, before you do that, look what I got stacked in my hair. He's like, he'll be out. Look at my hair. He's like, look, I'm not one of your average guys. I know I'm not, look, I don't have a lot going on the outside. And I know I'm a little bit autistic.

Starting point is 01:24:14 I know I have medication that keeps me from killing myself. I know my penis, one of my testicles is very big and disgusting. Yeah. I know. I know, I know that I probably will live very long. I know that I'm not going to be very tall ever. Please just hear me out. I know this sounds horrible.

Starting point is 01:24:28 Please, just get to know me. Please, Nicky. Please. It's me, Jim, George, poor genius. I don't know. I was not a great personality. I don't know. Okay, but bud, but he says,

Starting point is 01:24:38 Wait, before you kill me, I have an invention that I made. He takes out a ray gun, blast himself. Sonic the headshot. What would you do? And then sushi jumps in and rips his throat out and Sonic dies. The end. Oh, God. You keep bringing this podcast down, Serena.

Starting point is 01:24:55 Related to Jimmy Neutron. Go for it. Do you remember the black girl? Okay, easy though. Remember when she got her hair? Did they have rights now, too, Nicky? Remember when her hair was, like, changed? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:25:07 I remember. Oh yeah, they changed the video in the show. That should be like on the street. Like the hairstyle, the hairstyle changed. Yeah, the black girl, what's her name? She got really hot. Yeah, they gave her huge things for big-ass. And they also changed Jimmy's pants too. They gave him all the different hair cut. They gave Cindy to give him a little brown, fucking Tieterger shoes. They also gave pants instead of shorts. Yeah. See, I didn't notice that. Who knows the fucking hair?

Starting point is 01:25:28 This is all you care about is a fucking black. I love, I love hair. I'm a woman. I like Chris's hair. I want to braid it. It's a long and pretty. She got nice hair. When he runs... So do you, Nile. I don't.

Starting point is 01:25:40 My hair's thin. When you run, it goes up and down, like little boy, it's kind of cute. When I was getting hair cut the black hair... When you do dance dance, it's like... Do-do-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-l... When I was getting her, he was like, oh, thank you. She was like, I love your hair. She was like, I love your hair.

Starting point is 01:25:55 She was like, thank you. She was like, I love your hair. She's probably getting wet now there. And then she washed it. And then she gave you her hair and she watched it after. And she was like, ugh. Was she making direct eye contact with you? I was closed my fucking eyes.

Starting point is 01:26:07 eyes, I don't want to look. Now, I am not a racist, okay? Go on. Careful. But, you hate that dirty? Careful. What? African people cannot cut white people's hair. However, white people cannot cut African's people hairs. But what the thing is. Nile. If they were born here, they're not African. You fucking idiot. African Americans, you goon.

Starting point is 01:26:33 They're not from Africa. They're Americans. American. You were born you live with Ireland your whole life. If they were born here and their parents

Starting point is 01:26:43 and grandparents were. Polard folk. Negress. Okay, grandpa. But, okay, but see, the thing is when I went, I lived in this bad area in Trenton, New Jersey and I went,

Starting point is 01:26:59 the only hairdressers around was somewhere that... Those are new shitty hellcut places, dude. Reflected the area. No, they gave some dapper American gentleman a nice haircut before

Starting point is 01:27:11 Did you say black? Before he Before me And then I sat down I was like Can you give me like Kind of short sides And like

Starting point is 01:27:19 Keep it a little bit on top So I can stall it up And he goes Yeah my man And then like And then he cut my hair And I looked like Lloyd Christmas out of dumb and dumber

Starting point is 01:27:29 And he turned me around And he goes What do you think of that? And I was like Ah! No I was actually like Do you like The Home Alone screen?

Starting point is 01:27:36 No awkward I just go like it's great and I'm home and sad oh yeah this has been sleepy Cass oh thanks for joining us oh my god we're all horny now yeah we're gonna have an orange you know you all you fucking sweated notes are gonna so look I want everybody who's right now to fucking lift their shoes to but look down you should be ashamed of yourself you fucking slabs

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