SleepyCabin - SleepyCast 29 - [Super Sleepy Cabin of Best Friends]

Episode Date: July 7, 2015

We're joined by our pals Matt and Woolie from Super Best Friends Play, AKA Two Best Friends Play, AKA other stuff. Grab some cocoa and listen to us talk about our dads, Mortal Kombat, and the relevancy of podcasts - now THAT'S meta! This episode starring: Stamper (www.youtube.com/StamperTV) Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/ricepiratenewgrounds) Matt and Woolie (www.superbestfriendsplay.com) Matt on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mattmcmuscles Woolie on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wooliewoolz +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ That animal video Oney mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bUbauza6-8 ...??? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! http://www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Jacob Miller, Shane Danells, Ryan Pagonis, Chris Cunniffe, Creeps McPasta ,Brian Adam, Nicholas Rose, Jace Baker, Denis DeLong, John Erlinger, Trevor Wood, Liam Staley, Hector I. Murillo, k0xfilter, skooks ,Sonny Canchola, Nile DeFreitas, Susparty, John Toomey, Timothy Smith, Paul Raymond, Lucas, Joshua Tully, Michael Westermeyer, Riley Paul, ubernoobinator, Matt Gronhovd, Joseph McCarty, William Sawikin, Travis Wager, Schegerino, Rodolfo Davis Millet, Windmill Punches, Corbin, Corbin Record, Dean Borris, Andrew Dore, Clyde Cash, Clock Watcher, Jonathan Tillmon, Elecktricd00m, Bill Zhuang +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! http://www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! https://twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin, it's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch bullshitter. Welcome to Sleepycast, episode 20. Yay!

20 yay! And we're here with very special guests Wait, let me step back I'm Stamper TV And I'm here with very special guests Just me and nobody else Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's popping? It's your boy, it's Wully

It's the Wully, the Whitest Black guy on YouTube, what's up? Hi, and uh... Hey, introduce your son. Hey, it's me, Matt, the blackest white guy ever on YouTube Yeah, Nick, it was coming! And we are from Super Best Friends Play.

Super Best Friends Play. Thank you for having to have. Super Best Friends Play. It's no longer two best friends play. Yeah, there's two others. so therefore it makes it super. That branding was shit. That was confusing. Every place we ever went to and Machinima is trying to shop us around, they go,

hi, this is two best friends play, and there's four of us. Standing there, and we're like, who are these guys? We got to change. I got to be honest, that same shit happened to me. They were two best friends play. I was like, all right, so, and you guys are the rest. Thanks for having us. Super best friends play.

Wait, you said you're the white as black guy? I'm, can you not tell from my voice? You look super black. Yeah, dude. I'm fucking Canadian, man. That shit doesn't fly. He likes news. I listen to black.

I listen to muse. Exactly. Sweet dude. I'm only. My voice is gone. Followed next to me is a Asian guy. Yeah. Hello.

It's a meat. It's a rice pirate. Hello. I am the whitest Chinese guy. We're all just turned the racial stereotypes upside down in this. bitch. And we're eating bowels of noodles. Actually, actually between Matt

here and Stamper, I feel like you guys are the two black as white guys I know. He's pretty blacker than I thought. Have you seen his dick? It's like fucking Wesley Snipes's lips. It looks like a bad color job. You're like the most American Irish guy. Oh, okay, that's fair. That kind of

works a little bit. Yeah, that's right. I can also take most Asian black guy as well. Are you part of Asian? No, but like... Oh, just your anime. You just fucking weed. Weep like Japanese and shit Like dragon balls It's bad It's really bad

That's not bad Are you like self-diagnosed weeb Or do you just Do you just accept it when people drop that on you? I'm like What you call A Cappery Creme egg Okay so it's like black on the outside

White on the inside Yellow Inside of that It's fucking young Do you what's amazing That is a very Asian way To reference yourself Is it?

Well in Chinese Like a lot of insults and what Not have an egg in it White egg. It's like a bad egg. It's like a bad egg. And so what's interesting is that I always actually reference myself as an egg because I'm white on the outside and yellow on the inside. So it's just...

No, I need that chocolate layer on the outside. It's very Asian. And then with the extra chocolate, of course. It's all for appearance, the chocolate layer. It's just there for show. And also, it's a really shitty candy. I like your own. You.

Thank you. Thank you. Whatever. You like the gray taste of Hershey. I'm not really down what Hershey's right, though. I'm actually... Hershey's really. It's funny because I use Cadbury cream eggs as my like barometer or my metaphor for family.

So it's like because I had them when I was a kid, I had this like nostalgia. Like my taste buds really want a Cadbury cream egg. And but when I comes around, when April comes around, I actually get one, I take one bite of it and I get sick. Like it's just way too sweet for me. Dude, I'm telling you, it's like a fairy jerking off in your mouth. But that's exactly what it's like with my family. Like if I'm away from my family for a long time, I miss it. them. I want to see them so bad.

But as soon as I spend one day with them, I'm like, yeah, you know what? I think I'm good for another year. I'll come back next year. I think five in a row. I need it. I need it. I used to buy one every fucking day. He was so solid. I thought they only came out in fucking Easter. Yeah. Exactly.

No, because they're like, why would we want to get our profits just in one margin? Oh, Halloween, Cadbury Scream eggs. Oh, they're the exact same thing? It's exactly the same thing. It's just like green in the middle. Yeah. Oh, wow. Willie is so solid with this where I'll try to insult him and be like, oh, you're enjoying your little chocolate cups of sperm.

The job. And Willie goes, I will drink it all. Thank you. I love it. Straight from the source, mother. Now, let me ask you, do you like the cream filling? That's all I like. Okay, so if, let's just say, the only way you could ever take that cream,

the only way you could ever taste that cream was from a big chocolate weiner. Okay. It's not attached to a, but you know what? You should be attached. It's attached to a purse. Already deep throating. Like straight into my stomach. You didn't flinch.

Just straight into the... You thought about it. A chocolate weiner, who cares? When they had those Cadbury Cream Egg McFlurries at McDonald's... Wait, the Wiener's chocolate too? So you could bite the wiener and eat the chocolate too? Yeah, but there's a guy will get really sad because the wier's guy. Yeah, don't get people ideas.

Like his wiener just crumbles and melts? Yeah, and he walks away sad. They had Cadbury Cream Egg McFurries at McDonald's and I went in there and I was like, yo, fuck the chocolate, double down on the cream. down on the cream. Give me that shit. And they're like, are you sure? He pitched a tent like in the McDonald's. I just slipped.

I almost get, I think I'm at risk for diabetes just because of that. I'm about to lose a toe. I don't fucking tear it. You can call it nasty. Give me that cream egg day. I've never seen someone so solid with me. I don't give a back. That's all a different perspective. I would take it in a McFlurry

or a, what's it? A blizzard? I'd take that. If you lost your toe, you just put a cream egg up. Yeah. We can recreate them. We can make it better. We have the cremace. We have the cremate technology.

So this is kind of weird, but like, I don't want to just call you by your internet, like, names. Oh, yeah, you had a very good point earlier. What are your, like, first names? Because that's, it's, I only just learn them all. Internet slang you. That's weird. You see, that's the thing, like. Unless you prefer it out.

To step back a couple of steps, I met you guys before even knew who you were. Right. And before I even knew, again, like your first names or any of that. So I met you as human beings first. Then I knew what you did. And I still don't know your first names. I just, I say, hey, I'm going on. For quite a while, all I called you is skeet fighter.

Because that's all I knew. And truthfully, I think that's totally fine because you're still making human connections. And it's not just us. I feel like at conventions, most people probably do that. And then you go home and people are trying to friend your friends. on Facebook and it's like, who the fuck is Greg Johnson? And it's like, you see a picture like, dude, you were blowing him last

night for like an hour. And I had cream eggs in my cheeks. Ten minutes ago, they're like, oh yeah, Levi-o-Sahawas come here. And I'm like, wait, that that's his name. Oh, yeah, that's me. You know what? Tom did that to me too. I was saying that on that one panel. Like, when he introduced me to people, he's like, this is the dot, dot dot guy.

He didn't even use my fucking name. He probably didn't know your name. Right, exactly. That doesn't mean it's disrespectful. Ski Fighter. Levyosa, exactly. That's it. You can boil down to one fucking thing, man. And like us, we just, like, use, like, because it were left players or whatever, the scum of the universe.

That, I, my guy that's not here, Pat, Matt, Pat. And then people go, wait, I thought, you're Pat, but your voices, because you don't, uh. So I've been Pat for a while. He's been chewy. Oh, yeah, I'm fucking. Tell you, you tell me. You tell this. You have Magfest?

The dude comes up and he's like, I know you guys. guys, right? And it's like, it's like, it's Matt and I'm Willie. And it's like, yeah, you're chewy and pet? And it's just like, yeah, that's chewy and Pat. It's actually chewy and fuckface in the morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm chewy, he's fuckface. No, I will say if you wear that hat, that hat with a pee on it, yeah. It does, I mean, I think just

natural association, natural association they might do that. I just know you by your... This is just for this weekend because I usually, I usually rep the Yankees, right? And we're in Philadelphia right now. He got a fan in all caps just go listen The need to listen You think it's funny? You think it's funny? It's not a game. It's not a fucking game Not wear a Yankees cap get a Phillies get anything you will live if you do this a weekend

I thought you were just trying to pull that John Cena bullshit where you try to be a face We're always wearing like the local jersey Yeah yeah yeah they go for the cheek off Yeah, exactly no I would never do that phone the Johnny Utah yeah oh yeah oh that too. I would never do that. Wink, wink, yes I did. Because when we had our panels or whatever this weekend, I just kind of was like, hey everyone. What's up? Yeah, pointing to your hat. What's up? What's that cheap pop? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. We still haven't answered the question. We still haven't answered. Just step back, my real name is William Andrew Stamper. Okay.

And everyone calls me Stamper. And to go back, this happened a long time ago. When I was about 18, We used to hang out with a bunch of people and another guy, everyone used to call me Will. And we had another friend that we hung out with all the time and he was Filipino. His name was Willa too. So nobody got confused. We called him Willapino.

Solid. But there was still confusion, so they just started calling me Stamper. And then everyone started calling me Stamper, and there was no Will anymore. So it was Stamper and Willapeno and nobody was Will anymore. Everyone was Will, yeah. I'd just say it'd be stupid like all you Stap, or Will, ever?

because stoppers are cool in the night damn anyway. Yeah, it is. Ex-girlfriends and my mom calls me Will. True. Everyone calls me... More intimate, right? But it's weird because people try to come up and be intimate and say, Hey, Will, how's it going?

Oh, yeah, I hear that, too. And I don't hear it anymore. And I look like a dick now because it's like, I don't have time for people, but I don't even hear my first name anymore. When we're walking down the hall and I hear the word, someone's like, hey, Will, it literally does not even occur to me that someone's talking about you.

Will, William, any of that. It's just, it's gone. It was gone. 10 years ago. So don't do that. I thought Stamper was just like your fucking your street. You know, like, yo, that

stamps shit, you know. Don't fucking... He works in the mail room. Well, that's where the last name comes from. I mean, everyone's got like cool origins for their last names. It's like, oh, you know, I'm O'Neill. Like, Stamper's literal.

You go back and it's like, oh, yeah, this was a job. They used to stamp coins and plates. And I was like, okay. My name is Irish McFinglis. I was born in Grassy Rock. That's it. No, it's Chris O'Neill.

All right. So, like, when you were a kid, could people not say the L or something? They just kind of went, oh, neat. Like, you got half the name out? Oh, you mean for my name? Oh, yeah. That was my doing. I was just a loser who was like, yeah, I want a shorter version of O'Neill.

I was like, oh, neat. I know. It's still the same. I know. You saved so much so much. I was 15. I was a loser. I still am a loser.

Yeah, that's the only story behind that. And I put an NG on it because I'm an idiot. People still. call you oney people call me own a g i made that birthday video for you or whatever where i was like all the different pronunciations of your name like only g sounds way more street like i can't imagine some people actually pronounce it with a little gash in between yeah it's like people have said that so it's like old hotmail address that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna oneies weird I don't mind it though he reps Cadbury cream eggs but I will defend hotmail

like okay okay well I don't know wait I want to hear how hot mail no no no no give me the top I want to hear the top we didn't have finished names yet okay we'll get back to that we're gonna hold that hold that okay Mick Lauer rice pirate so Mick my biological father was Irish but I never met him and then Lauer is actually the second last name I had to this day you've never met your pops I always say I never met him. I actually didn't meet him once. It's just easier to say I never met him. You know what I mean?

It's like saying like, oh, where'd you grow up? If you lived in a place for like most of your life, you don't necessarily need to throw him that other place. Especially even live there for like a week. It's all bad memories. It's not bad. No, no. I met.

I probably already told the story. No, no, no, no. But like, I met him once for my seventh birthday. Yeah. And he came by and he already had a new wife and a new kid. And we went to like Seattle Center or some shit. And he gave me trivial pursuit even though I couldn't read. So I ended up just like chewing on the pieces.

I couldn't... Now that's a father. How the fuck was I supposed to know who the like the winning, like the pitcher with the greatest, you know, fucking the ERA in 1932? He like, Dad, could you like Mousetrap? That would have been fine. I was still fucking... Mousetrap would have been perfect.

Domino Rally. Anything like that would have been, shoots and ladders even. I was... I was fun at Mousetrap when I was a kid, but I ever got it. That commercial was the fucking sicky. Yeah, it was. That shit was. It was.

I actually enjoyed watching that, that commercial. That commercial is like a part cartoon And get a cartoon character jumping out of the box Man, part cartoon, part commercial All, what do you call it, the Roy Edmondson machine? The rude gooberer. What the hell are you guys talking about?

Mick, now I know Mousetrap. Your dad came by with a brand new family and gave you a shitty board game and you haven't seen him since and you guys are talking about Mousetrap commercial. So anyways, that is the most

depressing story. Lauer, which is my ex-stepfather's name, he's dead, and he raised me. But that was his last name, and I think Lauer Shad was trying to tell me that it's like German for like prowling or something. But really... Tying in the bushes, you know, I just call myself Mick. It's just so much easier. Because technically I consider myself a wang. This is the problem.

It's like, my name is Mick, right? Yeah. So it sounds like Dick, and when you're a kid, Mick, right? And my last name used to be Cooper, so it was Dick Pooper for a long time. But then it was... Naturally. But then it was Mick Lauer, and I moved to Taiwan. When that happened, no, it's not dick power.

It's quite the opposite. Dick flower. Laura in Chinese is penis. But that's not how you do it. You do the last name first. So you'd say like, lay me meke. That's what it was. But they all called me, hey, laura, which is like, hey, dick.

And my first name, oh, La Waai is like a white, or is like foreigner. I mentioned Lawhi because we worked a lot on DeaSax Human Revolution. Yeah. Where you'd walk around. And everybody goes, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. But Lao just means old. So like Lao Shi is teacher.

and then La Waai is old outsider And then La Ar is kind of like Your second cousin kind of thing And it's your dick So they'd all be like hey La Har But my first name Mi Kuh is like Rice Graham Dick

Yeah so no matter I was kind of fucked all the way around But then after my mom got divorced The second time I just I consider myself My mom's last name is Wong My family name my Chinese family name is Wong Which is also Wang So I just could never fucking like escape this whole

Congratulations on the Shadow Warrior Games You're doing Dang, a job on those. Yeah, you're welcome. But, like, with your dad, like, dropping in and then piecing out immediately, at least you kind of don't have, like, the attachment type thing?

Not at all. Because my dad, like, gave me a couple years of being, like, solid debt. And then he just fucking went, oh, no, no, I'm out. Yeah, I'm out. And then just got the new family and shit.

So I just got the straight up, like, dropped off in the middle of the mall type shit. I'm gone. He just deleted you from his hard drive. Yeah. No, like, from his phone in front of my face, just held his phone up and, like, find my contact,

woolly, just delete. right click and recycling bin empty that shit exactly I just imagine like your profile dies like a final fantasy I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm like it does like a final fantasy boss like the lines start dissipating and waving

yeah like the lightning strikes twice and then and then your character just like fades off the phone so I don't know if that's worse or better to not have that sounds worse to be to be honest because I don't know because I don't remember I really

I mean I remember that day but it like it doesn't affect me. It was a series of events. It's funny and grim at the same time. Oh, that's how I love it, though. It's grummy. It's grummy. And I think for certain people, like, I don't know how you feel about it, but for me, because it was only that day. That's probably what happened to a lot of people

truthfully. No, it could. But, like, for me, like, some people, I think, try to use it as an excuse for some shit. But for me, it's like someone, well, no. Well, a lot of people like to use that shit. But honestly, like, that's just, that was just a day. And I spent the rest of my life being raised by, you know, an awesome grandmother.

And I heard that. And so, like, that's really all I remember. Okay. If you need a crutch, though, go for it. You know what I'm saying? In my case, it's a bit different because I'm named for the fucker. So, like, my name Wully is actually Wully Jr. Because his name is Wully 2.

Wow. So, like, I got to hold onto that. Wow. Yo, that's fucked up. That's just real. See, but now you're the real Wully, though. Yeah, well, now, when you Google it, yeah, guess what?

That's some of a bitch trying to die. He's going to fucking die. Guess what? Last standing surviving Wully? Right here. in the ring. Yeah, Willie and oldie. That's right. You know, so that, and that's the thing. It's like, after having

that, because people think Willie's a nickname, and people think it's like, oh, yeah, that's, like, short for, like, Wool's worth. Like, you just make shit up because it doesn't sound real. Right. But it's just like, no, not only is it real, but it was inflicted on another man who decided, I need to share the suffering with other people, they include my son. Yeah. You know, and so he just

straight up was like, no, Willie Jr. That's like a boy named Suhut. When you first told me that, like, oh, my dad's actually a name Willie and I'm Willie Jr. I'm like, so do you have to like fight your dad for like the name or something past? Are you a Highlander? You absorb the power of the woolly. That's it. And I mean like as far as like the whole like attachment shit goes, it's like, uh, my dad's like Jamaican and like there's a thing that happens with Jamaica where it's just like you fucking you can't stop finding new places to drop your seed and like just fucking move on. So like I have siblings I never met and all that kind of thing. That is a broad generalization, my friend. You can't just say that.

No, but I can't just say that. You're right. But it just happens to say that. No, you can say that. My dad and his brother and whatnot, like it's like seven, eight kids, all different mothers type of situation going on. So, and just being real. This is my life. So listen, this isn't in comparison.

And we should move on. But I very rarely mention this. But there was kind of a joke because Mick is actually a Irish slur, right? And so, like, my Xbox profile, I can't actually write my first name. That's really stupid. That's really stupid. Yeah. But you know that.

Have you ever seen that? No. Oh, okay. I didn't know Mick would be a thing that would be banned on. Yes. So Mick is banned. So I had to, yeah. But so the joke was that I had, they were like, where did you ever get this name Mick?

You know, because like, you know, you never really hung out with your dad or whatnot. And so the joke I was, because my mom's Chinese. So the joke that I always told was like, I was born. And then as he was out the door, she's like, wait, what am I supposed to do with this kid? What is his name? And he's like, oh, just keep the stupid Mick. Fuck. And that's how I got the name.

But when I was in London, none of my teachers called me Mick. They all called me Michael. Really? And I was like, that's not my name. I swear, on my passport, my birth certificate. Yeah, exactly. But they did not believe it. They were like, that's not an actual name.

Yeah. I've never heard someone that has lore for their name. Like, you write, like, a Tolkien can write, like, a whole book about your name. Sure. Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah. Son of, yeah, Wully, son of Wully. We have, like, a confusing thing where our channel is actually Switcher,

with I with a one. Good job on that, by the way. Because I had original channel which was just called Switcher like it's set and that was all fine

but because of Disney I got that too many copyrights. So I had to come up with something that was similar but whatever but Switcher was just a dumb internet nickname.

I don't use it anymore but you know the channel's name that but it's a lot less like dramatic no no than yours but me and my friend are running to catch

a subway get to high school and he gets on first and the door is closed and my friend's going and yeah and I'm like oh I'm going to be late for school my classes and he gets to school and I get the next subway I get there I get out I see a bus I get on it I get to school before my friend who walk yeah and then he sees me there pulling I don't like trying to all be casual yeah pulling my stuff out of my my laundry oh hey and he goes how did you what you're like the switcher. And I hate that guy.

I stopped being friends with him. But I was like, that's a good name. Right in that moment. Right in that moment. It was like, when I create less slain. Yeah. Decided. Yeah.

You lifted up your cell phone and you deleted his contact and he died like a final fantasy boss, lightning. And then it just like faded with the lions. That is such a solid. You're obsessed with it. But that's a solid visual. Yeah. And many people know. It's a nice slow deck.

It's like one of those very satisfying, like, wow, we just beat it, and we're going to watch this thing die for a big. You ever beat, like, Ruby Weapon in Final Fantasy 7? Do you ever beat the Emerald weapon? Yeah, it goes like, and you're like, whoa! It's like flossing something heavy

out of your teeth, and he just like, finally pull it out. Oh, it's so good. Did you say you couldn't get Mick on Xbox? Yeah, that's real bullshit. Dude, I was banned from Xbox because my name was Pee Storm. That's your fault. No, they're really bad.

It's not my fault, Pee Pee-Storm. It's a bad word! You know what? They were mad at me because I was rocking them. If you have an iPhone? And they reported me, and they didn't want to get beat by anyone named Pee Pee Pee Peeceorne or Juicy Kisses. Juicy kisses was my second name. Juicy is great, though.

It was just juicy kisses. Like, that's the one that they did. Yeah, that's the only thing they were bad for being juicy, too? No. Okay, that's good. I had to go from that, but they still didn't like that one after that. But Pee-Storm was totally fine. Pee is fine.

I was just kidding. I agree. Pee-Storm. Pee-Storm is online. Oh, hell no. The auto-correct for the word Mick is generally Muck. I get that from my dad and my mom.

Oh, yeah. That happened on my cell phone. Oh, yeah. They'll write me. They'll be like, hey, Muck. I'm like, oh, God. You still have the hotel Muck. Yeah.

How does half of Australia even go on Xbox Live then? I just assume everyone in Australia's name Mick. That's just a very Australian name to me. People called Dick and shit. But I thought in Australia it was, I always thought it was a nickname, though. Yeah, but who cares.

It has to be a, it. few people call it dick. Or they just called himself that. See, I always thought your last name was Muscles. No, no. Well, that's not actually my last name. Okay. The human tongue has not found a way to pronounce my last name yet. Okay. Because it's Polish, but

McMussels. Okay, Mick Muscles. It's just my rustling persona name. No, his actual name. He's a fucking beat cop. He's Kowalski basically. No. No. No, but that's... No, but again... A beat cop. Kowalski! Because he's a loose.

Canon Kowalski, you're off the fucking case. Turned in your badge and peace. That's for everyone else's benefit. It's actually Kovilleski, and that's spelled the opposite of how it's said or even looked at or heard. Covalesky. So I want to know. How many people... Everyone.

Okay, okay. No one gets it right. I'm just saying like that mental dyslexia, like you're assuming what you're looking at is a thing. Yeah. Yeah. It ain't that thing. If I ever go to store, get you order anything, if anyone says my name right, I'm like, I'm probably going to marry this person. This is a connection that I very right.

My fiance cannot say my last name correctly. Dude, even if your name is spelled out in plain text, everyone, for the most part, everyone calls me Stanford, like the college. Really? I say it over the phone. It's in plain text. Oh, that makes sense, though. That's why. Every time you're around me, I say stamper, like a mail stamp.

And I do this with my hand. Stamper's not accommodating at all. their mind. I got the last name Madden, so you play football. Yeah, I play football. I played Madden. You got an Xbox, Lou? That's a great name, though. It's fucking weird, but I'll stake you. Each part individually is not much, but when you put it together. You put it too hard. When you form up like Voltron. No, or I would say more like a bomb. Like, you take some of this calcium nitrate or whatever, like these chemicals on their own, yeah, they're kind of, they can do their thing. You put them together. Oh, shit. Don't shake it too hard.

I don't know what you're talking about. Willie Madden sounds like a candy bar. I want to eat, my friend. That's true. It also sounds close to a woolly mammoth. Oh, yeah. Which is the other, like, just, it's like, yeah, I've heard it all. It also sounds like, it's like, it's like a bar that has, like, uh, like arcade games too,

like Dave and Busters. Like, hey, let's go to the Willie Madden's. Yeah. Also, you would make an amazing woolly mammoth. Yeah. Are these dress real or are they part of your hat? They're real. Whoa.

They're totally. Because they kind of look like wool. No, at this point, it's just a character accessory, but. They're cool. No, it's for real. Are they part of your hat? It looked like it. I want to make sure.

Some people do that. Do they really? You can go, like, there's a flea market that we did a video for. In comedy movies, people, did they pull it off? We just came, yeah, with the reggae. We just came from a convention, dude. There's people wearing all kinds of shit. With the big spliff hanging from him.

I am, I apologize for his behavior. I am so sorry. For being a racist. Matt. Yes. How much hair you got? Not much. About the same as you.

Okay, okay. No, no, no, no. Oh, dude, we have to wear the same hair like that's right. We are all in the same club. Now, I'm curious, have you ever considered wearing a wig? Honestly, have you ever crossed your mind? Never, never, never, never. What's the number one reason? Shut up, what's the number one reason?

Because I'm not a clown. I'd be worried that someone run up and grab it, pull it off, and everyone start taking pictures of me. You've been, like, a wig or a toupee? Like a hair piece. Yeah, I've seen enough sign fell. Like, I don't want to be in that, like, comedy situation of, like, oh, no. A gusty breeze blows it off. Right?

Yeah. And it makes that whoop sound like, whoop. And for some reason, it's taped in the back, so it just flops up. So now it, like, fly it. Like, someone scalped you, but, like, not all the way. It was really garbage is that I earned it. Because, like, my dad, like, you know, losing his hair or whatever.

And I just had, like, a full luxurious head of hair and whatever. And I was just like, everyone, like, just fucking look at me. Look, how cool I have. My dad's, like, you're going to lose it. You're going to lose it when you get to the 30s. I'm like, shut up this. And then I'm like, oh. Fuck, I'm like, oh, God.

My dad still has a beautiful head of hair. That's bullshit. I'm fucking up here. It skips a generation. My mom's fucking, the side of the family are all bald as shit. I'm getting there. Sir, fuck. I could do what Mick said and just paint my head red, so that when the to pay flies up,

it looks like I've been scoured. Draw, tattoo a brain. Yeah, tattoo a brain. Tattoo a brain on your bold head. No one can let out. Matt got in early, though. Like, he was smart. where he wore the tukes so often

with like a punisher skull on it and it just became part of his character So that when everyone draws fan art I'm like I'm always there You know, like it's just coverage You know what you're doing The first time I met you did have that That's right

I have a bunch of skull caps too We were comparing those on Twitter for a long time So now you're like a dad You kind of settled down Yeah I guess I got a binnie man I wore only ball caps This oh no I did actually wear a beanie for a day This is the bullshit thing about you right

Okay is that on Twitter, I'm like, hey, yeah, we do our avatars look the same. And look, there's this kind of photo of you. I saw, I mean, we kind of look similar. We have these kind of similar. We have the same glasses and the beard and the hat. And I'm like, oh, you have a cat? Yeah.

And I have a cat, too. Oh, my God, we're almost pretty much the exact same person in every way. Yeah. And then I see you draw walking by with your muscle shirts and shit. And I'm like, oh, he's two feet taller than me. Oh, great. So another kick in the balls, thanks God. That's not true at all. Thanks, God.

Mick Tweeting out Adshots I recently saw a picture in my face on Twitter it literally looked like a Photoshop

like you know those tiny head things of like Mitt Romney yeah I'll show you the picture later I'll put it on

fucking you put it there no I will link it I will link it in the actual description someone took a picture during our signing

my head looks like a huge Mitt Romney head with a tiny little fucking like squished Photoshop face in the middle

I'm not fucking kidding I don't have critical you are Wait, is that where you're like that? No, it was when I was like, ooh, ooh, and it was like my tiny little face here, whatever, I grew up with that. Everyone listening was no one of the fucks going on.

Dude, when I was a kid, it looked like, if you took like a big pillow and you put your finger right in the epicenter of that thing and pushed it in, that's exactly what my face looked like. You know who gives a shit? You, dude. Nobody else cares. Fine, shut up. Wait, are we still on our names? Yeah, yeah.

And just, and no, before you feel bad about the whole. like hair, racism thing, whatever. I didn't feel bad. No, no, because you're like, oh, I'm sorry if you're racist. It's like, we thought about making a product where we got like a reboot pin hat with purple dreads hanging out of it as a thing we sell. See, that would be cool. I'd buy it. People would buy that. Did you really think that he would lift his hat off and dreads would just come with it?

How the fuck should I know? Look at the texture of it. That would be... It's purple. Oh, no. It's purple. Don't people make hats of real dreads? No, I was going to say that at, uh, we did a video at a flea market and they would

sell just hats with dreads. See? See? So the video out there and we look, look, look, look, Willie has a shop. The video never went online. The Wooley has a shop set up to have people look like him. Because we'll those character creation. Dude, so...

Shut up. Can I touch it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I touch it? No, no, you got to... We entered the room. It feels good. We come in here.

He's relaxing on the bed. It's okay. Go ahead. Why would he be relaxing in the privacy in his socks? You want to know the truth? With a hat? You want to know the truth? It all comes out of the bed.

There's no black people in Ireland There's like two of them There's two black people in Ireland Jerome and James What about the black Irish? What about him? That's a thing That's a whole thing The black Irish

You got like a whole clan of black Irish I'm a black Irish I'm a black scott Yeah Madden is a Scottish name Oh yeah it is true No but I swear there's not much black people Especially in my town I see like one every year

Dude he's we don't have any castle Jokes aside Are you saying they're invisible Yeah oh see that's a Oh, fuck. If I had the continue show guys here, they, they do the... Bo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Bee-Bee-Boo. Never mind. Fuck you. If a camera was on.

If there's a camera running right now, you'd die like an FF-O-W. I would. Just fucking... I think, look, like a final... Like, there's lightning behind me. 9-999 would bounce right below my face. And I disappear. We all get XP in your fucking does. In Punisher Comics and in one of the movies, there's this black Irish character

named McGinty. who has treads. And lots of our fans go, hey, look, I found a picture of Willie in this comic. He's got, he's got dreds or whatever. And McGinty is portrayed as such, and these comics are written by an Irish writer. And he goes, okay, so McGinty's really tough and he's mean,

but he doesn't have enough money to cut off this guy's limbs and send them via UPS to intimidate the other gangs. He has no money. He's on the phone. And he's like, fucker, I fucking can't do this shit. I can't, I don't have enough. And he's trying to send the things.

He's like, I don't have enough money. And he's just like the poorest gangster ever. And everyone's like always underestimating him. You don't have enough money to intimidate us with your UPS sending us pieces of a man. That is such a great story thing. I'm sorry, I'm a really quick tangent. Does anyone here know what Scud is? Scud?

Scud, the disposable assassin by Martin Press. Yes, PlayStation 1 game in the comic. Well, yeah, the comic mainly is what I know, or Fireman Press or whatever it was. But the storyline behind that just one second was that there's a, disposable out of venting machines. You get disposable assassin robots and this one robot is supposed to destroy this one target

and it's supposed to self-destruct afterwards but it finds out because it's antlers in its back and it sees it in a mirror so it doesn't. Anyways, instead of killing its target it blows off all of its limbs and then for a good chunk of the story its job is to become a freelance mercenary and to pay the hospital bills

to keep his target alive. Which is a great fucking idea because he will self-destruct if his target dies so he is to like go and do all these odd jobs. But anyways, that was just the beginning of it. There's like zombie burn Franklin and everything's easily one of my favorite fucking comics ever. That's not strong. It's called

Scud the Disposable Assassin. And they had like Scud Light and they had like all these other things. He's like a yellow like... He's a yellow robot. He's the Heartbreaker series. Wait, I'm heard of that yeah. Yeah, there was a game that were like really bombed and they tried to do some other stuff with it. They tried to push him. Yeah. And he like, I don't know, it was

very meta and like it had a whole bunch of it. I don't know. It was really fucking cool. You find out, spoilers, that His first target is... He's... He's a... Oh, good target. And then that's the government...

Because somebody defined meta. I'm so tired of hearing that works... Really? It's self-referential. Okay. Like, Deadpool is meta. Oh. He talks to the viewer.

He talks to the viewer. He knows he's in a comic. It's like a movie that knows it's a movie. Like a horror movie that is clearly aware that it's a horror movie. I hear everyone using that and it never makes sense. Well, it's probably like triggered. People are probably using it wrong. They're just fucking throwing it all over the fucking space.

So if you're in the kitchen in the morning and you're like, and Mitt goes in the kitchen. makes themselves some scrambled eggs. Wow, these tastes like shit. I don't know. Is that meta? That might be meta. Like, you're talking to you like?

I don't know, man. You just told me if it's only, if people are in your kitchen watching you make that and they expect that to be what you're doing, then yes, it's meta. If you're playing metal gear and they say, put your controller down and let it rumble, that's meta. Right. Because it's referencing that. It's a lot. Right.

Where does the actual word meta come from? I don't know. Meta night, duh. Yeah. Is that true? No. Sharp is a whip this one. And I leave this conversation knowing nothing more than I did when I stepped into it.

We literally explained it as best as a thing. Oh, so basically I could just use it any way I want to. All right. That door is fucking met. Every single it's okay, you don't know. It's like last night. When you grabbed your wiener and you started jacking off, you looked at it and you were like, I'm jacking off and you screamed really loud and everyone in the house heard you, that was meta. How?

I'm just kidding. That's not meta. That's gay. You're going to get more. I understand now, guys. Thanks. Thanks. I didn't know where that was going, but I really liked it. I didn't know where it was going either. Memorial. There you go.

Thanks, man. META. Stay meta, bro. All right. So now that we know each other's names, it's only talking hour. Not even. Next, volume two. Yeah, volume two. Wait, well, we're all your names again? Let's go back. No. I'll actually say my name. Thanks, man.

Piss, dick, shit. As butt. Ass butt. So, you brought, hold on, hold on. You brought up something. You said something like you said we're let's players and we're the scum of the earth and there's a special place in hell I wanted to say something I just I don't know why you said all of that But I'm curious I think let's players are good if they're funny and you guys are obviously funny

Thank you thank you. Thanks very next you think yeah, I know because I'm sad to talking to you What's actually funny is that I don't watch any of your let's play shit What I do watch is all the outside shit you do like the video stuff you do and even the box opening shit that you guys do. I guess that's kind of like, I don't know for me, like I don't really give a shit about let's play, but I love to see the personalities behind the people that do that. That's what I was

talking about earlier. It was like, I don't really follow your work either, and you can probably say the same for me, but I'm happy to see you and go out to a bar and we just hang out and talk. So I clicked on... I know you more like that than with... That's just... That's the human thing. That's right. You're Skeet Fighter. I was listening.

Yeah, Mr. Skeet Fighter. That's true. Let's go skate, man. I was listening to the show not long ago, and I heard what basically was what amounted to you being like, look, man, you don't have to fucking unsubscribe if nothing is showing up in your in your bead. Thank you, man.

Just fucking wait, and a cartoon will happen, right? And I remember you're losing it like that, and I was like, oh, God damn, if you are an animator that puts this hard work into this one thing and it shows up once every couple months, if not like a couple, few times a year, that's fucking rough. Whereas the less play, people are like,

Hey, yo, we just played Dark Souls. That's like 80 parts. What up? Yeah, but you guys also do the live action shit, and you guys do something like the dubbing stuff for the cartoons and stuff. I feel like at the very least, the people that we end up respecting the most are the people that explore a lot of shit, too.

Because that's a constant thing where people will ask, like, how do you get into less plays? Well, the thing about what you less plays is that don't actually diversify a little bit because you never know when the bubble might burst. If it never does. And if you have a personality that's interesting,

then you can fucking make it work. It's really all it is. It's not let's plays. It's not anything like that. It's all personalities. Right. Really. Yeah.

It's just human personality. It is it. It doesn't even have to be video games. It could be, you know, I'm waiting for the time where everyone starts less listening. And it's just listening to the radio. And then everyone's going to migrate to that. It's all about just having a personality. But it just happens to be a format where it's like where you're playing a game.

So it's like, oh, that can be extended for however long. And like, and that's why I feel bad because these fucking cartoons are hilarious, but people need everyday content. Yeah. You know what's interesting, too, is I feel like that... People think they need every day content. But the whole... People are spoiled!

The opposite side of that spectrum is so fucking clear when certain people do, like, update videos or comment videos about a certain topic. Like, let's say it's about gay marriage or whatever. But the whole time, they have, like, some fucking call-a-duty gameplay footage playing the entire fucking time. It's like, you clearly just want to see some... It's like visual stimulation just for the... It doesn't even matter what it is. You just have dancing colors in front of your face while I talk to you.

Skimitabitabit. Explosion. A review tech USA. This guy that does. He has topics where exactly. Like, he's a pretty popular channel and, like, he just talks about whatever,

but there happens to be Call of Duty playing. Right. And I think that is actually a very successful psychological experiment where it actually kind of, you know, hones in on the fact that people just want to see shit moving around while they listen to something. Dude, you know what I mean? That's like Street Fighter Hitboxes.

When you get really big in a street fighter, you start seeing people play the game without graphics. Right. They're cubes moving around the screen. So they start to understand. It's like the matrix. It's the matrix. It's all just frame. And they're just like, oh, seriously, geometrical shapes moving around the screen.

It's just. Yeah. Then on the other side of that, it's because possibly people aren't even paying attention in the visuals. At the end of the day, they're listening to it. So many people, so many comments constantly go, yeah, I turn the LP on and then go about my day. And then, yeah, I don't even look at the visuals. They just turn the volume up and that's it.

Yeah. Like for live action stuff, though, it's kind of a weird thing because when we do that, we usually do it for con videos. Like here we're at too many games and we did a video. You didn't just do it for con videos. I saw plenty of videos. No, no, yeah, but traditionally, like, that's where we'll be spurred to make one. But for too many games, we made one that was maybe, like, was considered too real and too raw.

And that was us, it was us fighting over chocolate chip cookies. Stamper. What happened in that video? Mr. Skeet Fighter, this would be meta, because it was us arguing over what would be a good video to make for the call.

That's exactly what meta is. You were watching. That's exactly what meta is. That's textbook. You know what? This is all bullshit. This is like... No, no. That's a definition. Stop. Corey, shut the fuck up. Oh, my God. Wait a minute. You sassy, sassy,

fress. People arguing about Meta is exactly like people arguing over what ironic means. It's always so up and down. Oh, really? Really? Yes, really. Okay. Fucking, wait, what you were saying about, um, you're, I can't... Or maybe I just don't get it. Maybe I'm stupid. No, you're not? Shut up. I'm stupid. Chris, you were saying?

You are stupid. It's always a possibility. Your weir is too huge to be stupid. All right. You guys were talking earlier about this bubble of let's players could burst at any moment, right? Yeah. Me and Zach were talking a lot about this where it's like, we think it's good if a let's player has something to fall back on. if you're just literally, that's all you can do, it could, like, end at any point.

Most let's players are going to fall back on Walmart, my friend. That's why I was scared to death, and I was like, we got to diversify. And there's something that, like, if you guys have been looking at our stuff for a little while, we haven't seen it in a long, long time, but we just did a cartoon series called Best Friends Adventures,

where it's me and my cohort Pat getting, like, thrown into different game worlds, and we just do, like, oh, now we're in Doom, now we're in Mortal Kombat, and we had a really, like, the most talent. you're all talented, you're not as talented as this guy. This Brazilian Superman.

What's his name? Two Snacks. We found him because he enjoys the My Little Pony and he did My Little Pony versions of taking our audio from our less place and making just really, really amazing, like some 3D animation.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, who was the one who did your avatar arts? The main avatar, which I'm assuming that you were talking about, is like, yeah, you designed those. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I know him. He will go...

I had many of your conversation with two snacks. We'll go... Okay, so we're going into... Two... Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's his... Two... What's his two? The number two and snacks.

Okay. Like, as an eating snack. Like, treats. Snacks with an X at the end there. So he's at numeral two snacks? That seems to be the case. Shut up, Mick. Shut up.

God damn. I'm trying to do some proper goddamn promotion for people. I need more vodka. Fuck you. I can bite my head off. So you'll say to the guy... Anyway, stop. Who am I?

Oh, my, they can't see that. No, didn't you? Good visual. You'll say to the guy... That was totally meta, right, guys? No, not. Yeah, right? You're making me lull really horrible.

That's meta. No, I'm kidding. We're going to Devil May Cry world. So do us some Devil May Cry things. Here's a script, and I give him a script, and then he rips out Bayanetta's model from the game code. And puts it in there. And animates it, yeah.

And animates it. it and then it's voice and it's lip synced to whatever and I didn't ask for that that's way better. So you guys hired the lawnmower man to be your animator. It's nuts. That's fucking Yeah. Has it been a well-received and successful series? Yeah and people like

it took so long because it was one man guy and he did so so much and added to the humor and did all this thing. No definitive ending yet though. I appreciate that you spend money to make stuff that's good. like that, right? So, and I just thought it would be fun. You will have an audience to fall back on if it burst. Yeah. If video games are over tomorrow. Yeah. You know, like, we just did like a

movie review thing that you tried out with the movie reviews that we have of like, yeah, Jurassic Park and shit. So Jurassic Park and Terminator both have movies coming up. So yeah, do like six, let's play videos for the week. And then you end off the week by going, okay, here's a live action, just a roundtable review of the movie. Because what have we learned up to this point, we played all these games and now we've watched the movie and now what do you think? Wow, this sounds like this sounds like a fucking

classroom where like, yeah, you did, you read the books. That's not good thing. Did the book report. By the way, like, he specifically wanted to keep topics not like based on a given time because you've got to have a weak playability.

Dude, you don't want to pull something out of the past and then be like, oh, the new movie's coming on, People are like, oh, no. We have a very, I remember. We have a very interesting podcast where as soon as we click stop and record shit tons of news happens. And our podcast is ludicrously out of the date all the time. That's what I'm talking about. Everything's got an expiration date on it.

I want, wait, wait, wait, you're saying like during a podcast, stop recorder done. And literally, the second you did that, the world changed. News happens. We'll give an opinion on like, oh, this. game has been canceled. That sucks. Oh, we'll never see that game again. We hit stop and then we'll go, that game's back on. On sale now. On sale now. And everyone's like, wow, this must be a very outdated podcast. We're like, no, it's just, it's like the last like six months have just been super rough. So I've always been completely against bringing up current events, uh, movies that are

about to come out because, you know, you always want to be able to revisit things. Do you think it's more beneficial that you constantly talk about current news in a sense where you can kind of revisit it. You have a valid point because there's some comedians where you can listen to their material timeless and other comedians where the bit is based on current events and whatnot. Like if it's

Dane Cook talking about my phone doesn't work that's retarded, but if you listen to Eddie Murphy Raw it's fucking evidence. Why was that also? And you know what? Raw was it really? Yeah, I was just because we're the same person.

As you said earlier, people grab Carlin bits and play them today and people go, how do you know? Raw? Yeah, raw. Yeah, raw. Yeah, raw. Three out of ten. Wee-hoo-wee. What the fuck are you talking about?

Three out of ten. I love pussy. I like getting pussy. That's his whole fucking routine. Timeless. Without talking about recent news. He was donkey and Shrek. A asshole. Are you a delirious man? See, that is actually.

What about Shrek? I'm all sweaty because. I'm sweaty. You're a delirious man? Shrek T2 is better to what? Is that where this is going? I don't think he's a Murphy man. Okay. All right.

I like Eddie. Do you like coming to America? Yeah, it's one of my favorite movies. We were talking about that because we were about our first Sam Jackson experience. Boomerang? Yeah, with a steel vagina. I love that. Stamper is okay.

I already like you. You can't change that. It's okay. Pluto and ash. Wait, what would he stand? What would Eddie Murphy is a vampire? Was that vampire and a vampire? Brooklyn

Vampire and Brooklyn I don't like that one No it's not great No Yo me and Chris We're watching Vampire and Brooklyn And there was a stock sound

effect In like the first five minutes We both got up in Walkers in You know The boat crashes in And it does that Metal Scroo cheesy shit

Yeah yeah Yeah Do you know I've heard the Willem Scream in Game of Thrones At least three times At least three times At least

That ruined Chris's fucking day I know No dude But I remember Remember hearing once Being like Oh that's kind of sad And then I heard it again.

I was like, I had to go back through an episode, like, go back and be like, wait, did you just do that again? And there was like a weird pseudo-Willem scream they did after that. Because you would hear like this, ah! And then next to it, there was like a, oh! Like right next to it, like, they were trying to like harmonize or like duo that shit. That scream is so common. It's in our podcast and I don't even know about it. There's a fucking, sound designers are the laziest people on the earth.

They can be. For us, it's that fucking dolphin noise. That's a better one saying it. Fuck. No, no. But wait. Doom imp noise.

Do you know what I mean? No. It's like this jaguar sound of that. Oh, that, yeah, yeah. And that's used so frequently in any genre. Like, you'd be watching, like, a Shakespeare movie and it'll happen. And because they don't, it's just so free. And they just put it in there.

And that, that just, I just go doom imp noise. because as a kid, it was just imprinted on your brain. Oh, the doom imp noise. Yeah. Always hear that's a squeaky door. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The squeaky door that, like, closes. Oh, yeah.

Oh, and the gate one. The gate from Sleepy Allo. Well, they'll do, like, literally, like, side by side. They'll do it for the open and the close. Like, sound and audio really needs to just get its shit together at some point. It's just, it's like... They sell hundreds and hundreds of audio CDs, but it's like, they only use one.

And they keep pulling it off. the same fucking thing. We should edit in all these sound effects right after we do. Yeah, no, somebody pointed it out. Was it you, Chris? You were, fuck, who pointed it out? I have like 950 royalty-free rusty gate sounds on my computer. And I constantly hear the same one. Right, but some of the sound effects, no, some of the sound effects are like, like, a whole minute long. Yeah. But you, they only use, like, the first, like, five seconds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just let it play, like, maybe a couple of seconds. That's what Sony Vegas is really nice for, like, a whole minute. for like dragging it to the left

and cutting out like Oh yeah Exactly what you need And then it'll fade right into What you need it to be But to kind of answer The question you were asking Right

Oh shit dude From like an hour Sorry No I run the podcast too I know how this works I know it's a fucking travesty dude I'm so sorry You you

You the thing is It's pretty meta though That was That's close That statement That statement was close Now we're getting there Yes

Now we're getting there We already know the name of this podcast That's pretty mad. Are you done faggagg? No. When you're saying when you're saying like okay do we have

like is it better if we have no time references to what's going on current events. The problem is our fucking podcast is what did we do with our weeks? What current games did we play? And then what news is happening? What's coming out on the channel? Our podcast, we have no material if we didn't have

current events. If we don't talk about like a piece of news that's like relevant us, let's say, we really like Yakuza games. If a Yakuza game gets announced or localized or whatever, we will get all of us, all of our Twitters, all or whatever's, will be like, what the fuck? I'm going to unsubscribe because they didn't talk about Yakuza or whatever.

That's because we designed it that way. Our podcast, at least, is locked onto a calendar. You're going to have audience members who want to hear the latest news. You're going to get audience members that love to listen to a Led Zeppelin album. like they want to hear, like, you know.

Are they looking for news or commentary or friendship? A lot of people listen to a podcast. A little bit of familiarity. I think it could be all, yeah, all the columns. I remember back in the day, OneUp did a show called Broken Pixels, which is basically a let's playing, kind of before Let's Play and happened where they just played some shitty game. They did a cool thing where they took a, like, an art of a TV monitor, like the outside of,

like an old one, and they would make it look like their reflections were overlaid on top of the game footage. Like there were... Wait, like, science... The camera was pointing at their TV... Yeah, like, MSC3C? No, not really. The idea was that they were playing

on old CRT and the camera was pointed at the TV and you could see the reflections in the CRT screen. It was a really cool show. It is meta. That is meta. That's meta. We'll get you there yet. And they were playing a Congo game

based on the Michael Crichton novel for the Sega Saturn and they're making fucking Congo jokes. Like man, Congo was such a shit movie. That was from 96. I can always laugh at Congo. Was that Anthony Hopkins? No, that's another movie with a primal. But Congo is about the

laser beams that sawed all the monkeys in half. It was fucking radical. Whoa. Whoa. You take out your phone and you're like, I'm going to watch this right now. So like, for a podcast or even if it's like an old show like that,

those broken festivals or whatever, I'm like, I'll listen to you, make fun of Congo. But if it's like a current event, I can get what you're saying. We're like, yeah,

gay marriage that happened like three weeks ago. Because lots of people go, I'm finally caught up on your podcast and you're talking about shit that's three weeks old. And that's where we kind of go like... Yeah, does that feel weird? I don't know, man.

It's a little bit weird. Like, if it's funny, I think people are... No, it's fine. But it's just mindset where it's like, it's always a transition. period. Like, for example, I'll go home and watch fucking Batman Returns or any old fucking anything right now. So does like the podcast and like this whole world apply to that? Like the

people like to pull up things from the past that don't... You know what though? I can already tell it's like referential. No, from what you're saying, and it didn't occur to me until now. Do you only care about the people that are presenting it? Hold on. But you come at it as an animator, which is if you create an animation, right, you're going to spend a month making that thing. and if you make it just based on some whatever hashtag that's happening, that it dissipates the moment you fucking execute it, right? But if you're an animator, right, you want to create something that despite,

yeah, maybe it is somewhat related to what's going on right now, but this is a thing that's going to last, because you're going to put your fucking heart behind it. That's what every content creator should do. I understand, but like Harry Potter, right, Chris? Right, but what I'm saying is, that mentality is the exact same mentality as an animator rather than, let's say, like, a V-Logger

who's like, well, this is what's happening today, so... V-Logers is a thing that I can see totally someone being like, why would I watch this again? Right. No, no, no, that's what I'm saying. That's pretty much the base question. But that is the exact opposite. That is the immediate... You will immediately watch that

and never watch that episode of that V-Logger again because who fucking cares, that was the immediate 10 minutes of whatever fucking happened. Maybe there's a... That's like feeding fish food. It's just like Constantly like... Well, that's part of... TLC or TNT or TNT or whatever's funny.

Maybe there's a chance someone in the future is like, ah, like this piece of fucking garbage came out and I want to hear about like opinions of it before it came out to see like how people are hyping for something. Maybe then I would watch it. At the same time, the podcast is supplementary to Let's Plays, which are things that people constantly rewatch. Well, yeah.

They rewatch games that they love that we've played through all the time, right? So it's like the... That's true. So there's the main. main content that still is totally timeless because you can grab any one of these things and watch a game that you liked us playing again. But the podcast is the podcast. It's a separate thing from that. It serves a different purpose. I've seen people go like, I really, like, your playthrough of deadly premonition, let's first say, was like, it made me not so much. I would

watch that again. I don't see a lot of people saying like, I listen to your podcast again because there's always one every week. So why would I go back to one? Unless it's like one with a really, Unless just one with a really good bit. Maybe not your podcast. No, no, that's actually really interesting because I think that is actually the opposite of a lot of... Oh, yeah, you get in on those wasabi peas. Dude, they're fucking so good. I'm sorry.

They're so good. I was trying to be quiet eating these. Fuck it, just do it. They're delicious. They're fucking great. Let me just say this. Wasabi peas. All right, okay, okay.

So that is the opposite in terms of what we were trying to do before, which was like the timelessness of a podcast that you could tune in at any point in time and that it would seem... Or a show or a movie or anything. Yeah, but that it would appear timeless in terms of like, oh, we're not giving it any kind of referential political

situation or Twitter trend or... I don't know. I feel like no matter what we do, you know... It comes up from time to time. Right. Current references. Well, not only that, but if you're trying to avoid a current reference, it's still going to come up in some way. You know what I mean?

I just feel like it's a waste of airspace. It's a waste of time for something to... If we're going to sit there and talk about, right, the latest trend, I absolutely agree. But I think if it comes up, then it's not necessarily like a fucking sin. You don't strike me as a type of guys that had a podcast where you're like, is the sweater blue? Yeah. Is that true? Did you guys talk about? No, but awesome.

No, I never talked about it. No, but in regards to what you guys do... It was white and gold. if you guys, if there was a new Castlevania game or a new whatever, that's what you guys would be on top of And it's almost our obligation Right, right, right, right

Not necessarily though because sometimes a new thing comes out We don't give a shit Like, or I'm just not interested Like the new Batman game came out I don't really care because I got out of those Super hard after the second one This is like the 13th in three years

But if it's something that comes out That people know we care about that shit Then like they're gonna expect They're going to expect that. And I'm always on the fence on it. Right. And I'm always on the fence about that too because I want to avoid it, but at the same time, you still pick it up and play it.

I mean, you can go to GameStop and pick it up and play it if you really care about it. It's not like the game's going to disappear off the face of the planet. It's just a concern, you know, like, I don't know. The danger is that if you're doing a podcast, for the most part, a podcast is like fresh milk. Like, it does have an expiration date. But in a lot of cases, that is what a podcast. is. It's like you... Most podcasts are

current news. Right, exactly. And it's like... For the most part? Exactly. And it's like if you listen to it three weeks later, you're listening to shit that is kind of dated. And it's because a podcast is something that is supposed to be regular, like, you know... The news or

newspaper. Right, exactly. Podcasts can't be human though, man. Maybe I just want to hear about your upbringing, your child... Yo, I'm not disagree. We have always strived to create something that didn't have an expiration date. That was always the goal. I don't think it's a bad goal to have for our podcast, but I will say that in terms of all

podcasts, it's going to be pertinent to what's actually working out. You're never going to go rent entertainment tonight VHS's from a few years ago. That's the most time stamped shit in the world. There's dinosaur bones that are more current. Yet at the same time,

shooting the shit just happens to be something where people talk about what's going on with themselves. It fills in a couple hours, because you're like, what are you up to? That's very true. So it's a, it's a given take, but I mean, if you can achieve complete fucking, like, this is in a box for the rest of time and you can crack it and listen to it any time forever, like that's the perfect podcast.

Right. And I think, but I think that isn't, but I think that is the animator, but I think that is the animator's mentality. Well, the, the, the animator that isn't just cashing in on like, kind of like the Minecraft hashtag trend. It's someone who can try to take something. something that even if it is like Levyosa, like fucking Harry Potter.

Harry Potter's like timeless. Right, no, but exactly. Now, exactly. It's timeless. Yeah, keep justifying that. It is. But it is. Harry Potter's fucking huge, dude. No, it is. But I just feel like, well, we were. Also, I did it because I'm... Exactly, but we were

talking about that before. Alien. I did it because I love Harry Potter. Right. But we were talking about if you were to take, what's a good parody? It's where you can take a joke from any series. Yeah, the idea is that if you make a parody cartoon, you should be

able to take the main characters out and plug other characters in and the joke still works. Right. So that is a timeless mentality. That is the mentality of... And if you understand the characters, then the joke it hits you harder because you get the characters. The timeless joke

is like if Sea Viper is riding on Gile, it doesn't matter because it could be sound wave on top of Megatron. Yes. It's still a funny joke. It could be Jesse on top of James and it would still work. There you go. That's my favorite. Right. But that's like a podcast that it doesn't matter.

And then Miao is like, what's going on here? James on top of Jesse. Yeah, exactly. Bingo. But that's exactly what that is. It's where like it doesn't matter what the time frame is. It doesn't matter what the, where it doesn't matter what the quote unquote context is.

Like it will survive. Until we hit the cartoonless future where we're watching Oculus laser cartoons. That or just listening. Yeah. Listening to Oculus cartoon. And it's like, you're in the cartoon. Yeah, exactly. These are all fucking obsolete.

Even then there'll be a converter. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. You can just put in Skip on your end up and have that in your Oculus. Oh, sure, sure. They'll find a way. You know, the bottom line is you just don't want to alienate or isolate people with inside jokes and stuff like that because... Let's move on to another topic, man. The last thing I was going to say is, like, if shows like Howard Stern and Opie and Anthony, you can do talk radio and have...

Opion and who? Opian Anthony. It's another whatever. Anyway, talk radio. Howard. Yeah, exactly. If that shit can fly and people do go back and listen. Go on. Yeah.

Like, if that shit works for people and they can go back and listen to that, it's like, ultimately, it can work even if it's timed, if it's dated, but it's optimal to aim for. It does work even if you fail to achieve that goal. There are going to be fans that do want to revisit a ton of fucking

shit. You can also mask shit. Like, I'm sorry. If, say, there's a current topic, if your conversation broke into it and it was natural, people won't mind as much as it's going. What's the thing this week? Yeah, we got to think of something. Yeah, exactly.

Right. We had a conversation where we're talking about, there's a, there's a new piece of news. Off topic, does it? Ray William Johnson, is he still alive? No. He's not, sir. He hired a cute little Aryan to do his show for.

Yeah. Really? Yeah. He snorted too many memes. The dake is. Now that's, you matter. That's not.

Yes, high fives. A smiley face sticker on this episode. We were talking about how Nintendo, there's a piece of news about Nintendo. Hey, we're going to have like shows and rides and attractions. And we talked about that like, that's cool. How about they have a general fighting pit where there's animals and children bet on whether their animals is going to win? And that came into a hilarious conversation where you just duct tape a whole. to a turtle and you say

go or you're fighting an onyx and it's just a fucking pile of rocks. And one of our animators animated that moment into like a really funny little cartoon of that. Someone will go back and listen to that. They'll take the best bits of our

conversations that are completely out of context and time doesn't matter and they'll do an animation based on that or something and that's what people want to re-listen to. That's fair. Speaking of which, have you guys ever seen that video where a guy is like a vet on TV and people calling to ask him about their animals, but he has a table full of every kind of animal on the same box and all the animals are killing each other. No.

Well, he's actually... Yeah, it's the funniest shit. There's like ferrets falling off the table and smacking their heads off the floor. It doesn't sound funny. It's pretty funny. And then a monkey picks up a bird starts biting his head. He's like, no, no, stop. And then a dog...

It doesn't sound funny! And then a dog starts slicking a turtle and the turtle bites the dog's tongue and starts screaming. That's pretty funny. And then something dies and he makes the Star Trek reference when he's like, it's dead, Jim. He was on TV. This on TV? This is funny to you? This sounds horrible.

Sounds like a Holocaust. Isn't it funny? Look at him. I've never seen Chris laugh this hard and like, all we. That's the guy. He's all like, he's so like, he's so into it and happy and he's a little skinny nerd guy. He's really happy at that. American TV is fucking weird, man.

Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was a perfect segue. I am a master. He's really good at that. I've been to Canada. I've turned on to television. I've been thoroughly confused about what I was supposed to be.

what I was supposed to be entertained by. And you're sitting here telling me, hold on, how many channels do you even have in Canada? We have four. See? See? We don't have MTV. We have much music.

Yeah, yeah. We have off, like, yeah, no. M. You pay for your people package. You can get anything. All right, look. But up until, like, from like, let's say, 1990 to, like, 2002, you can get MTV, you get much music,

which is the Toronto version of much, of MTV. I want to make it very clear that we do not. have cable, we have no fucking idea, so we are not going to defend Canadian TV at all. But I will say that coming down to cons, the best parts, obviously, you go on, you meet cool people, you hang out, have a good time, but

watching fucking American commercials is the weirdest, and it's the best. It's super fucking on. Weirder than Japan commercials? Japan commercials, I saw some weird shit. But what we don't have is shit like, did you fucking commit a crime? Are you sure? Maybe? I don't know. Call us. Were you hurt?

Are you sure you're hurt? You're not. Call this fucking number. All this weird shit or just like drugs, pushing pills in your face and like, oh, the fucking creepy-ass things

where lawyers are just trying to shock you and scare you into getting on the phone? What's the best is that there's one lawyer and he's saying what you just said,

but then kind of like another lawyer just shows up like what happened? He's like, no, you gotta listen to my partner, sir.

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Call this fucking number. That's perfect. It's fucked. It's fucked. We don't know what the fuck you guys have on the TV. But that shit creeps me out, man. Dude, my mind is fucking blown. The only time I watch cable is at bars and at cons. And it's only because I'm

bored at cons and I'm drinking at bars. And it's always it always blows my mind. Like this morning I'm watching Married with Children. I already don't really like that fucking show, but every two minutes another fucking commercial comes on is fucking mind-blowing. We got the back-to-back last night. It's a constant

reminder of why I don't have cable. We got the fucking back-to-back of like, do you have acne, put this Bain mask on and just wear it for a while. It'll clear your shit up. I'm sorry. One of the commercials that actually really genuinely upset me was that there was a commercial about women

who did not feel sexually. I was just about to say that. That commercial, that commercial blows my mind where they're like, oh, you don't feel sexually like sexy or whatever the fuck it was. After a certain age. Yeah, yeah, after a certain age. Is your vagina dry?

Call now. Don't know. They had a thing. for that. That blows my mind. They're like trying to take every little thing. Do you look at a cheeseburger and you want to eat it but you don't because you know maybe you had one like an hour ago. Call this number because you're suffering from cheeseburgeritis. And it's like dude they're just trying to take every little thing that any person is ever a friend of. A thought. Oh yeah. Even that and then just make that like a symptom and it's not you need to be cured of. Yeah and it's not a 30 second. It's a

minute-long dedicated commercial. And they got a clinic for that shit. And the whole thing is just padded with like women like mid-50 to 60s staring longingly at the camera. Dude. Get this vagina wet and they're like, I don't fucking know what you want me to order what? Do I call now?

Now? Maybe I don't... First hundred people like fuck. Dude, it's like confusing and depressing because I only watch TV like once every two years and you want to get back in touch with humankind. Watch TV only once every year or so. And every time you watch it again, it'll blow your fucking mind because it advances so hard.

I can give you a suite of commercials that will give you really high highs, really low lows, and some creamy metals. Is that if you watch Cartoon Network, you will see people getting hype again for slip and slides. Like the brand new slip-it slides. And you see kids never been more happy in their life. Then they'll have a thing saying, hey, kids, download this on your phone, this new games. Download a slip-and-slide on my phone? No, no, just like a separate commercial then after that, after that little nostalgia blast of like, yeah, slip inside the shirt, I saw my nipples off because I used it too much. But it's still fun.

And then they'll go, hey kids, ask your parents if it's okay to download this app. We have this game. Do you, are you hurt? You don't know. And then call this number for this app. And then it'll go to like, hey, hey, uh, SpongeBob is coming on in five minutes. That's the creamy metal. It'll go from like, or you'll see a commercial.

for Splatoon, which is the most 90s kid commercial ever. You're like, that's fun, that's cool. And then you'll get to like a shitty mobile download the thing, give us money commercial. What weirded me out and made me like a man I'm fucking out of the loop was I saw a commercial for movie trailers

and how it's like they'll show the movie and then they'll have the letterboxes and with a hashtag for the movie name and then the logo for the movie on top. And I'm like, when did they start doing that? You have to know what you're watching. Never forget the name of this movie. It's kind of genius, but...

Like, but I'm just... I'm like, Wang, did that start? I'm sorry. The non-genious, like, the idiot, non-genious idiot part of it is the fact that they're throwing a hashtag on it. Well, yeah. And who the fuck besides the idiots are hashtag... Like, the new Superman comes out.

Who the fuck is throwing a hashtag? The majority of the viewers, there. Wow. Idiots. Yeah. Idiots is the majority of the fucking viewers. Like, you've never hashtag, Mick? I hashtag all the time, but all my hashtags are like fucking ironic.

Like, hashtag, oh. hashtag only sucks Stamper's dick. Like, hey, did you guys see the weather today? That was trending recently. Yeah. Who watches a movie trailer, goes, I'm excited. After the trailer, I'm gonna hashtag this trailer. Kids, little kids, that's who.

Maybe you're right, because I don't know. Like, you know, I know he doesn't. What is the benefit for... You geriatric fucks you just out of the loop. Do you know what's the benefit for a random to fucking hashtag something? Do you know? Is it popularity? Do not remember.

Currently trending. Wait, hold on. Chris, I don't remember what? Do you not remember being a fucking 12-year-old? Of course I do. See it. See it, Spongebob.com. You're like, what SpongeBob.com? And you go on and you're like, oh shit, they got games. You play shitty fucking horrible games.

So, Chris, are you admitting? I don't think that is the demographic. But if it was, I could not fight you on that. 12-year-old boys, 60-year-old girls. Because they're more mature. No, 60-year-olds are always like, Hite. There's no such thing as an R-rated movie anymore, so that makes perfect sense.

That's true, too. It's fucking weird The other thing I think that they put hashtags on a movie is because like when that transition A lot of movies look the same And you need to constantly remind them This is Transformers 7 Right

Not 4 and 3 quarters or whatever the fuck Dude those hashtags are dead Every time I hear hashtags I think of hash browns and make me Yeah no I wish I wish Dude let's go get some hashtags man Right now The other thing is that half the commercial song

It's sometimes won't even be an ad for the movie. It'll be like a little skit that they set up for it. Like, oh, some like, oh, I mean, I'm like, honey, why are you acting like a Terminator in your underwear? You know? Or like fucking, just talking to the rock doing the most awkward interview for Sanitration. Yeah.

Where's the movies? See, that shit's weird. When they get celebrities to get pulled in to the fucking weird, trendy-ass bullshit that is clearly so awkward. Like, they hired some, quote-unquote, social media manager some bullshit to like get a celebrity

That's what I'm saying. Give TV a break for like six months and then cut it back on again. It'll be a completely different world. Yeah. Let's talk about Rube Goldberg machines. Those are cool. If you could have any step in a Google Global machine, what would you want it would be? The ball.

That's boring. It's not creative. The ladle that shoots the ball. You can have anything in the world that continues this machine at one point. What is it? The meta. The fucking mess. mouse in the mouse trap. I want that cartoon mouse. A woman,

a woman queffing on a fan. Yeah, but she has to get hit by something first. To keep it going. She keeps the fan going that keeps the machine. Oh, you're in like a psycho crazy world where anything can have. Oh, you're like, saw. Oh, yeah. He's like, saw. I'm talking about those machines that I see at the airport. No. I have anything.

You throw a ball into a domino. The domino hits something. Now, what's your next step of getting something gets hit and then it continues the chain? Oh, a plane takes off, and then I fall out of it, and then I'm jacking guys off. all the way down before I hit the ground. And then I knock another line of dominoes.

Now what happened? They have no parachutes. You're just, you're jacking off as many cocks as you can. Like that Star Trek movie when they do that skydive. How did you get upstairs? Yeah.

A fucking ping pong ball. Wait, how do you serve by the way? Because the domino like tipped a little propeller on the plane. Now, gravity is really hard to get the jacking motion going. So are they face up or face down? face down. Okay, so you're pulling your, you're letting go and your hands dropping down and you're going back up. Yeah. Okay. You know

there's a bunch of skydiving people. There's also a cameraman. Camera man getting a little bit too. Yeah. He feels left out. That's always something that kind of boggled my mind. Not the porn shit. Like everybody's fucking clear there's a cameraman sitting there with a boner. But no, when people like climb the Himalayas where they

have like the Sherpas that like help them up and they always write books about how they like climb the How difficult it was. Oh, we all the great odds and the ice glaciers and shit. And there's no air and we were dying. And there's like a fucking chirp a dude

who like had to carry him up all the way to the top. It's like nobody fucking cared about that guy. I always thought Mount Everest was like a magical place when you achieve your dreams and such and so on and so forth. It's not. It's a fucking thing filled with corpses. They're like, we can't go and get those corpses

because we'll most likely die in the process. Yeah, we'll just add to it. Anyone that goes out of Everest is like, hey, look, there's Ginny from three years. No, that's rough. They just left them there the whole time. In fact, they're so frozen and been there so long, sometimes you can use them as, like, a step.

Like, just to get to the next, like, just, like a sonic spring. Just a whole frozen body staircase all the way up to the top of the mountain. It's really good because when you're at the top, you can just strap some ropes on one of the bodies and just bring it down. Maybe they just leave them there for, like, warning?

Not warning, but, like, just kind of historical purposes. Come on, man. human beings are more than capable of going up there and pulling those bodies down. I know the air is thin, but Jesus Christ, man, give those guys some respect. Maybe they just leave them up there because that's where they wanted to die. Well, they always, there's one famous one. That's their natural bearing. There's a famous one where you see two bumps, and it's like, one is the bump where the lady fell and they couldn't go get her.

And the second bump is the husband that tried to make it over to her, but couldn't. And it's like, you see he didn't even make it type of shit. So, wait, that was from that movie. Critical Limit? No. Wow. Oh, Snowpiercer. Snowpiercer.

Snowpiercer. Where they saw the two mounds as you went across the mountain. Group one. Yeah, group one. Do you want to, do you want to drop that? No, we don't even need. Snowpiercer, the movie, it's like,

ah, it's a weird, cool movie about dudes on a train, whatever. You go back, you read the comic it was based on, it's fucking trash. Oh. You want to drop that other word? That's weird, because I thought the movie was trash. And everyone thought the movie was amazing. Thank you.

Okay, listen. I thought it was pretty good. Not amazing. No, I got a lot. like a six out of... It's good. Not great. I mean, it's not the most...

My problem is... My problem is... Rotten Tomatoes and Netflix gave that shit like a fucking thousand percent. Do not ever believe Netflix specifically? I like Ryan tomatoes.

I like Rotten Tomatoes. No, no. Netflix, I don't understand. Netflix. You go to Netflix. Dude, they're rating systems. You know what? I feel like watching aliens. Oh, one out of

five stars. Yeah. Aliens. You know why it doesn't? why it does that. Why? It's because when you rate a movie it's like, oh, you'll also like this. They're based on what you assume you'll like. Right.

So because, right, because you like, they're going to assume you hate every good movie. So it displays a lower score based on what if, like, Sky, like, thinks I assume? Maybe you saw a show called like Netflix. You didn't like it. Sky Netflix. And you rated it a wide and then it's going to see aliens. It's going to be like

oh, he doesn't want that. I didn't know that. Guys, I just made a brilliant joke. I didn't even know it. We purposely put bad movies because we feel bad for you in your Netflix. Thank you, sir. I needed one of those. The thing about fucking Snowpiercer that nobody knows, because you finish that movie, it has problems, right?

Sure. But whatever, it's a story. It's done. You read the fucking comic, and you're like, okay, you're like, let's read the second book because it's a two-part thing. And you open up the second book, and it's like, yo, did you know about the icebreaker? It's the other train that was on the train.

tracks way behind the snow piercer than no one knew about. And there's a second train and it's this other story about this other train and they're just like we needed more but what do you do when the only people left are on this one train in the world? Make a second one. That's like hey fuck it. Titanic 2, 3, 4, whatever.

It doesn't matter. Just have the... All those boats were going around at the same time. No, he knows what was going on. It's crazy time. It's fucking worst. Pirates. It's fucking glaciers. I don't, yeah, no. It's like the movie and the fact that like it was like, I like the idea of Snowpiercer better than the actual movie.

I did too. And the strange thing with Snowpiercer was, I remember, like, Jeff, Johnny Utah. He was like, hey, have you seen Snowpiercer yet? And I was like, nah. And then he either sent me the file or linked me to the file. And this was long before it even hit America. Yeah, because it was in Korea at first. Yeah, so I watched Snowpiercer

and it's got like what, Chris Evans, all those, like, it seems like an American movie, right? And then like a year later, everyone's talking about Snowpiercer and I was like, I remember that piece of shit. I mean, not that was a piece of shit. It was just a fucking movie that I watched. And then everyone was fucking raving about it. And I was like,

dude, I mean, really? My favorite comment that Jeff said about Snowpiercer and it didn't occur to me until later was like, he was like, here's this world where like everyone's starving. And yet you got Chris Evans who's ripped like Captain fucking America. Clearly someone's been eating more protein than anybody else. No, he was just really lucky and he just ate more of those black cubes. The rat cubes. The rat...

Raps out protein. No, but that isn't true because Spoilers... It will be... A little more pee- It is... That's why he was so... Yeah.

He was a piece of shit before... That's why he was so said because he did. See me if everybody's... That's a podcast. I mean, I'm not saying the movie's horrible and I'm shitting on it. I'm just saying it's not fucking the amazing masterpiece.

Everyone says it is. I think... At least I didn't see it that way. The most disappointing scene that I thought was supposed to be in some way impressive or at least interesting was the classroom train. And then for me, the most...

Oh, that was cool. And then for me, the most underplayed scene that I really fucking enjoyed lasted 10 seconds. And it was the assassin dude who was like way far down on the train who was trying to shoot through the glass. To do while they were on the turn. That was one of the shortest scenes,

but to me that was easily one of the coolest fucking scenes that whole fucking thing. Because it's using the idea of the train in a different way. like everyone just has a fight inside the one car. Right. That's exactly what it was. This wouldn't have occurred if this was not on a train.

If the setting was different. And I feel like all the other scenes pushed it so hard, like thematically. Like, oh, this is the theme of this train. The rave car. Yeah, exactly. This is the crazy raves train. Yeah, we all touch each other and do drugs. Or whatever.

This is the classroom one. This one was clearly like, dude, it doesn't matter what train you're in. This dude is going to fucking kill you from a distance. And it was based on the ice. idea they were on a train. In that part, I fucking did like. It'd be really good if they look up and they see like a TV monitor and the train. Are you on a train?

Are you on a train? You don't know. There might be more trains. All I remember from the end was like there was like a polar bear fucking another polar bear or something and then it was like and then the kids like clap or something. But everyone's, everyone's dead. Everyone's fucking. Yeah, you have a question?

It's a snow piercer. Oh no. You know, I said, have you not seen it really? I never heard of it until there. I think I felt victim again to that. I'm gonna make you watch it. That's like another one of those movies where you need to watch it by yourself.

Yeah. Without somebody hyping it up ahead of time. Yes, the hype is what kills it. You know what? Never listen to anybody's opinion about any movie ever again. Just watch movies. I don't watch trailers or anything anymore. Hey, it's rude stuff. You do to a point where it's annoying because I'm always like,

dude, you should say at least the trailer. And you're like, I don't watch a trailer. I like going in blind. Yeah. You're not wrong. Just going blind. Nobody's opinions. And just make up your own...

There's been a couple of movies where I literally just heard this was good. Yeah. And I never watched anything. And you'll almost always come away, not disappointed. No expectation. It's whole turkey. It's great. That's when the trailer for like Mad Max Fury Road, the first one, had no dialogue.

It had music beats and action. And that was it. Sure. And there was, um, the American remake of Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was like one minute long. with just music and no dialogue and no nothing did not tell you the story and I would have loved it if they always stayed with that

and then the whatever movie company said no you have to taste like an appetized thing and you're just like I love the tone of this when I heard the guy who was making Dark Souls making Bloodborn I refused to look at a single image all the way up until I played it I didn't see I didn't know that is the right way to do it I was so happy it was like an adventure now I'm really

fucking curious how Dark Souls 3 is going to turn now that they've gone to like the more kind of like reaction Perry base I don't have no idea how they're going to make Dark Souls 3 makes sense Anyways I don't want to know a thing about it Have you guys ever seen

And I'm just going to say once Dead Snow 2? Yes Okay Or red versus dead Red versus dead Yeah okay okay I'll just leave it to that All right I'm glad you did Watch it watch it

I only saw the first dead snow I'm not sure yeah Yeah Yeah exactly The first one I... The second one, just... That's Evil Dead versus Army of Darkness.

Oh, wow. Yeah, no, it really is. To me. Evil Dead... But I'll leave it in that. It's an army of darkness, you big gooch. What's that? Yeah, you big Chinese shit.

I'm gonna fuck your butt. What'd you say? You said Evil Dead versus Army of Darkness. They are the same thing. No, they're not the same thing. What do you mean? Evil Dead versus Army of Darkness? Oh my God, Chris.

It's so obvious what he means, man. What do you mean? One is like the fucking prototype. And then one is the epic, like, we actually kind of... I thought it was called Evil Dead Army of Darkness. Yes, but there is the original Evil Dead. The Evil Dead 2. I've never watched it. I've only ever seen Evil Dead 2 and 3

because I heard the first one wasn't as good as... So, too, as basically what my analogy is, is that... Sorry, that fucked up. No, it's okay. But I didn't say it was the reboot. Oh, yeah, we saw it on the couch. Remember that night, Chris? The Evil Dead...

Oh, that sucks. That was great, right? But Sam Ramey was a producer on that, wasn't he? So was Campbell. He was a producer. Oh, was he producing in that movie, blowing guys? There's no way he had a thing to do with that. He did.

His name is in that shit. That movie is awesome if it was called Blood Cabin. Right. Something completely, absolutely unrelated. When I watched that movie, I was just like, let me. That movie was garbage. It starts off. It's like, Daddy, Daddy, what's going on?

It's like, baby, I'm sorry. It's like, no one fucking talks like that. No, no one talks like that, but no one talk like that. Talked like anyone talked an evil dead one or two or you guys. It's funny. It's funny. You're not even wrong. This movie's not it's nothing. It's not it's just shit. It's what I would call joyless. Yeah, it was joyless. Yeah, it was joyless. That's perfect. There's a lot of joyous things. There's a lot of joy. There's no levy. There's no. Man of Steel is joyless. Yeah. No joy. Oh no. Yeah. And the fact that I saw. That's why people didn't like it. Because it was joyless. Dude, it had a no name in it. And that bothered. me. When I saw the credits and I saw Nolan, I was like, you were part of this fucking debacle? Yeah. Superman is a character that inspires nothing but joy and hope. And then you make a movie. Hey, Papa Kett, the fucking, like, like, pitiful of morality to America, you look like you have

something to say. Do you? Hey, Walt, Clark, I don't know. Should you have saved that bus full of children? No. Maybe not. Meanwhile, let me go die, saving the dog by... For no real. Yeah, no. Spoilers. Spoilers, that movie's already like two years old, isn't it? And it's shit.

You know when you're watching, when you're fucking watching Dragon Ball and you're seeing like Goku fight the bad guy and they're killing everyone because of how insane the fight is and cities are blowing up? And you're like, oh, they're just going to wish them back with the Dragon Balls after, it's fine. This is that in the Superman movie where everyone's

getting murdered, the entire town is getting leveled. And it's like, oh, but no, Superman's okay with that? Yeah. He struggles to deal with one family. It was like, don't save the kids in the bus. Really cry when the kids push you down. Now here's an hour of exploding silos and 7-Elevens.

There's parts where he like flat out could bring the fight. Oh, yeah. But he doesn't. No. He could have thrown him up in the air and we could have fought up in here in the stratosphere like Goku does sometimes at least. Wait, we should stop talking about Superman because everyone's already talked about this to death. Oh, did they?

Yeah. Yeah. And I'm never even saying the shit. And we don't want to. Superman. We're like super. date this. No, it's fine because... Yeah, well, we've already done. You, oh, that was

so patronizing, you dick. The way you've looked at me, it was so patronizing. I wasn't even looking directly to your eyes, I'm right now, but I was kind of looking at the chair behind you. I know, you're looking at behind me like I'm not even important, so I got a double patronizing. It's cool, because we got

like three hours or something, don't we? We're doing pretty good. I don't want to date this. Who's your favorite in Turtle? We're over at 43 were past two. Matt jacking off over Donatello's dead body. is his favorite ninja turtle. Why, you got a hit on Donatello? This motherfucker won't leave me alone.

He's the worst. He goes, like, I love Donatello. He's the fucking best. He goes, I love Donatello. I'm like, yeah, you love dead characters that don't matter anymore because they killed Donatelow off in the comments. Yeah, we heard that.

That was a while ago. I thought they were going to bring them back like Brian from Family Guy. Sure, but that was a while ago that we talked about this. He's Donatello. How many people do you think of RIP Donatelo? RIP Don't.

Is Don't tell him the... Did you just compare Family Guy in Ninja Turtles, man? Right Griffin. I want more wasabi peas. Is Donna Tell her the purple one? That's what you're dressed in purple one? The purple one.

It's not why by the help, man. I didn't watch that bullshit. He does robots, like Hunter as Thompson. He does machines. Machines, my bad. The answer that I would give that I give, like when someone asks me, is Raphael, of course. Everyone.

But deep down, it's actually Michael Andrew. Thank you. Those are the toys that people bought. No one bought Donnie, I understand. That's fine. No one bought Leo. More for me. More people bought Donatello than Leo.

I want to be Raphael. You know what? But life makes me be Leonardo. We did a week ago. It goes, Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo doesn't even exist. You can go home and go blow guys, whatever the fuck. You guys make me be Leonardo. We're not gonna fucking call you guys and ask you why your fucking cell phones aren't working.

Give me your head. Give me your head. Because we are spirit animals. Yeah. I don't want to be Leonardo. I don't want to have to know. People like Bebop and Rock City better than you. I have swords in my hands, but I only

kick people. That's not, that's, you're hype, everybody. Shut the fuck up. Because that's not his fault. That's cartoon regulation. And you know that. It's the worst. Anyway, we did a week of Ninja Turtle games, and there's four of us.

So I asked a really nice animator, like, we have several that are in, like, my rolodex. Right. Ninja Turtle games? Ninja Turtle games, so we play NES Ninja Turtles. Right. Can I interrupt you there and say that Downey was probably the best in all of them? But continue.

Yeah, no, you're not even wrong. But because of our personalities, he likes Donatello. So, of course, he's Donatello. And Liam is the youngest member of our crew. So he's Raphael. So he's Michelangelo. Oh, Mike, okay. And Pat.

He's youngest, man. And Pat, another guy, he's like, I have anger issues because, oh, fuck my childhood, whatever. He's Raphael. So just by numbers. Deval. Yeah. Defecto. And I never liked, I didn't hate him, but I never liked him.

But I never liked him. But I was just kind of saddled with him and they made me Leonardo so that's why I needed to hold your hand there Who's your favorite ninja turtle is a heavy-ass question man? You gotta know the weight when you ask that Oh Michael Angel the most famous Renaissance artist was the worst turtle. Yeah, sorry? The most famous Renaissance artist was the worst turtle I think we're the most yes, okay sure I think we're saying we're sandbagging Venus de Milo and her turtle tities though Yeah, I really think we need to make what's that? There's a There's a fifth turtle that showed up on the TV show.

I don't believe you. There was a Fox TV show, Fox Kids. Live action. So already I don't believe. Live action. And they're like, the Ninja Turtles is not enough. That's too old and fucking dated. We need to update this shit.

Says Paul Marketing. Let's get the girl turtle in there who's Venus de Milo with light blue and her shell humps are like shaped like turtle tities. Because that's what turtles have. That's her weapon. Yeah, because they give milk and all that. How does she sleep on her front? That's bullshit. But, well, let us really accurately paint you the picture here.

The turtles have that front part, that softer part on the shell, the four segmented parts and their belt goes in the middle. Right. This girl has these lumps, these lovely turtle lumps. Do you know how fucking sexist this is, though? Yes. You have a character named after an art piece by a male artist. Not a female artist. Right.

The receptacles of which breasts would work are blocked because there's a turtle shell. over them making them literally the most useless point. I know, I'm just saying if you're gonna go out of your way to make a female turtle, make a female artist. Dude, you don't have to get to the nipple. Yeah. What's her name? The unibrow. Uh, uh, uh,

Frida. Frida, right. Friday. You make fucking a turtle name Frida. There you go. But Splinter never had that book in the stores. Like she's the only person with the unibrored. Jesus Christ, I asked him one question.

I said, what's your favorite turtle? Because you can tell so much from somebody. By the favorite turtle, I don't want to get into a four. Full-blown argument about it's Charles, Mick. You're very surface level then. But you understand what I'm saying. It goes deeper. Like how the fuck would you...

They're all artists. It's like, it doesn't thematically even... Who pitched that shit? Who sat in a room with producers? And everyone's like, oh, yes, yes. Good, yes. I don't remember what her weapon was, probably a pot or pen.

The inner, her fucking weapon was Tumblr or the internet. Or, no, actually, no, you're right. Or it was a rolling pin. Yeah. Shit, man. Yeah. If you recall, the turtles have a van.

Tampons. Just fucking nunched chumped. The flying turtle van? No, the turtles had a van that I would always assume Donatello made out of scrap. The party wagon. The party wagon. And he would make it out of scrap and an old crusted shit,

crusted van that hobos had a soup kitchen in, what have you. And then in this new live action show with this, these turtle titty's running around. Donald Tell us straight up, or I believe Michael Angel just straight up has a Hummer like a $100,000 vehicle He just finds a Hummer Like an H3

And broadcasts his own radio station through it I don't know where the signal's coming from But let's just say that this show was wacky And took some liberties That's all you need to. It's called Ninja Turtles The Next Mutation The Next Mutation The Next Mutation seems kind of accurate

It's like a mutant You can't argue the original The only thing I was going to finish off Ninja Turtles is the Nickelodeon CG Ninja Turtle cartoon. Yeah, yeah. It's a very solid, awesome thing that actually does some steps into making some of the lesser turtles a little bit more interesting. Like Leonardo always watches a TV show that's a Star Trek type show, off-brand Star Trek, and he looks at how the Captain Kirk conducts himself. Deals with the team. And goes, I should do that.

And it's the first time I've ever seen one go, let's actually give Leonardo something. Nah, he's still a bitch. You're not even wrong, but I'm saying the possibility of it. But yeah, dude, you could have went with, you know, who's your favorite Power Ranger? Who's your favorite? That's nothing.

I know. The White Ranger, the Green Ranger, those are good choices. It's always like green up until the season where White shows up and then what, you know. Exactly. Who died? Asian girl died in a car? I got a real question.

I got a real question for all you. Bitches. Are you ready? Yellow Ranger? Who's your favorite street fire character? Gile. I don't know. just mean because of their moveset. I mean, who

do you think to you is the best Street Fighter character? Kyle. Oh, character. Most most interesting? Yeah. Character. Not my favorite. Charlie? Not who I'm good with. That's right. Most interesting. That's right. Oro. Not their moveset. Not their move set. Oro. Oro is the character from Street Fighter 3.

He is a fucking one-arm. I know what he's going to say. You think he's got one arm, right? He's this old ass guy. He's like 130 or so years old, right? He's fucking amazing. He fights in the tournament with everybody with one arm bandaged up because if he took his second arm out, it wouldn't be fair. He's that good to, he's that good.

His whole thing is he's like, I'm about to die. I just need to find somebody that's strong enough or interesting enough that I want to teach and pass on because my dick is so huge in fighting. No one can fucking challenge me. He's that nasty yellow dude that looks like a ball of mashed potato. Wait, who's the guy with the fucking big face? Huh? Yeah, probably him.

Yellow guy with the big ass nose. Yeah, it could be necrows. It could be necrose. Oh, yeah, one of those to it could be, you could be thinking of Nekra or Oro, but... Yeah, there's a lot of Gino's people. Yeah, Oro's got tattered rags, but his story's great. He's fucking cool. Okay. So who do you go with? You still stick with Gile? Yeah. Why? Because his brother died in the war? Because I like Gile. Yeah. He's got a funny haircut. Yeah. Because he's got a built-me haircut. He's got a backwards American flag tattoo on his bicep.

Um, I... Willie might roll his eyes at first, but there's a specific thing, is that there's a character I already like. Already like his moose set. But it's the one thing that he's the one thing that he's, makes him the most interesting is that in Street Fighter 3, there's Alex, who's just basically like a basic grappler, like I'm a tough guy. There's this one part of his story, which is so stupid, which he is, I need to get revenge because my mentor got beaten up by the boss of Street Fighter 3, Gill. And then he goes, I'm going to beat him up for you, man. And his master, Tom, looks a lot like Jean Reno, the actor.

And then his master goes, no, it's okay. I got beaten pretty handily, and I'm going to recover. It was a fair fight. I should be fine. I'm gonna beat him up. I don't care. No, don't do that. You're gonna get killed.

I'm out the door. It runs up. And that's where stupidity becomes an actual pseudo-machoman character trait. It becomes a character trait. I'm so stupid and bullhacking. Like you say Zangief is, I'm a big stupid Russian and rustler.

And that's basically all he is. And that's fine. But this is where it actually became a bit of story where it's like, I'm so stupid. It's why he shows up. It's why he shows up. I love and hate Alex at the same time Yeah, and he was kind of trying to be pushed as the main character

Didn't quite pay him Oh, he's fun, he's still cool, he's solid It's because he's a motion, charge character, grappler, All that shit all at the same time But that's too technical, whatever. Frame data, frame data. Yeah, yeah, boxes. Little boxes going around.

I mean, I'm not really a big street fighter fan because I'm shitty at those games But just on observation of the characters I like the intro where it shows that guy Cody breaking out of prison just because he can't so he can fight people. Yeah, I like this guy. Cody was my favorite character

for a long time. He's bored. He's bored. Yeah, he's just smashed his... What it's a lot like with Oro too? I mean, he's fucking... Did you ever see? He also wanders back into the prison

when he's... Yeah, yeah, he likes it there. Have you ever seen Kung Fu Hustle? Yeah. Yeah, so like that guy, the old guy at the end, the beast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was always perfect. Like, he just wanted to, like, fight somebody. He's got a great taunt where, like, he has handcuffs on, and he pulls the handcuffs on, like, flexes his arm. wrist like, ah, and then that's it back on.

Yeah. Yeah. Like shit like that. It's great. We had a panel earlier this week. It'd be cool. Like, if we had known, like, it would be interesting for you guys to have seen it because what we did is that we took the old street fighter cartoon, the USA cartoon that

aired... Oh, man. What a piece of shit. Right. A piece of shit. Yeah. And it was kind of the genesis of... What a charming piece of shit.

That's what I was going to say is that, like, I love it to death. You know it's terrible because it was the genesis of... If you knew how many times people called me that, but yeah. Anyways, go on. No, that cartoon is so great, but it's like you can't recommend it to anybody. It's like you have to hold it close to your heart. I would actually recommend certain things, but it was kind of the genesis of me why I would even put stuff on YouTube.

I was like, no one has any bits of this stupid piece of relic history on YouTube yet. There's the intro on, of course, retrojunk.com. Check them out today. But no one had anything else, and I put it on there, and we did a thing where I'm like, you know what, let's have it as a secondary panel event, we're going to commentate over this episode. And one of them was an episode based on final fight, and Cody was in it. And the interpretation of Cody in this version was quite different, where he's just this hot-headed redneck who loves to, like, do nothing without any plan.

And he's always out of breath. And he does this voice that's so amazing. Like he's always gone up 16 flight of stairs, no matter what he's doing. She's like, where's my Jessica? Where's shaking her? And they're like, Cody, you can't be the one on this mission. Everyone in this town knows you This is going to be a terrible thing

No, you gotta live in terms of, sir! Like he sounds like he's a fucking eight years old And I had a blast This commentator over this thing And everyone just laughed at it And it's just the weirdest time Such a narrow band of time How this would even be created

To gold money I say that the videos that you cut And put up on YouTube Way many years ago Were responsible for getting That bison yes yes Clip out into everyone's mind No one really knew about that

Yes Yes It all came from this show Wasn't that dude just trying to use Indiegogo to get his house back or something? I don't think so. No, he most definitely was his daughter was like, you know, you're like it. Oh, the voice actor, you're right. The voice actor was, oh, shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You might remember my dad from that bison meme. We're looking to raise a million dollars because we owe 30 grand on our house. That was a real thing. That is so like, like stretching your tendons as far as they can go to try to get some of that sweet cheta. Who's, uh, who's your favorite street fighter? You know, I'm a scorpion. Yeah.

I'm also parsing with Scullomania, but he's not around. I mean, besides... This is, yo, right here. Stip for me. And Sammy in fucking her face. Nobody else agrees, but... No, I don't say Blanca is the one... I don't know, because I think of myself

as like a hairy beast. Yeah, right? And, like, a weird mix of, like, Scooby-Doo. Blanca is like... O-O-O-R-R? Ready. That's... I don't know.

I wish my mama. Yeah, I don't know. There was just something about him. Like, he was, like, a distance guy, but he was also, if you got too close, he could also do his thing as well. Oh, yeah, that... And there was just something about the mix of his, like, his skill set. And, like, his story was always so weird.

Like, he, like, crashed in Brazil as a pilot or something. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That sounds so broke. No, he's my main. Like, I play Blanca in my games. He's, like, the weirdest fucking, like... He didn't really have...

Like, there was no depth to any. He was, like, a fucking B movie character. Like, yeah. You know what I mean? but for some reason, I just, I don't know, I found him really endearing. When, when, like, you get to, like, I was finding out some of the details of the backstory, too, and it's like, he's actually a ginger, because he has orange hair. Yeah, no, right.

And then living in the jungle and shit, like, he... All right, I get you, Matt. No, no, no, no, no. No, living in the jungle, like, like, he would, like, cover his body in, like, mud and dirt and shit to, like, blend in. Yeah. And then eventually, like, something like the chlorophyll affected his skin and it made him green. Not according to that piece of shit, movie. Yeah, I thought he got rid by eels or something.

And then, no, the eels taught him how to use electric power. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, that. Yeah, you know, and so like... But that's what I mean. It's such a B-moving story. And then he meets his mom in his ending in Street Fighter 2, and it's like, this bracelet you gave me when I was a child. And it's this giant metal slave anklet on his book.

But he's been carrying it the whole time. It's like, your mom locked you in chains. That's right, because he was in jeez. And that's what you remember. Willie, the reason why I started Because I thought you're going to go into the original Original design for Blanca That was put along signs too bad

Oh, oh no, no, no I don't like that's Mm-hmm So originally Yeah, I don't even know what you're talking about Okay, originally Blanca's design He wasn't a green monster man He was black

So Blanca was more Nankka Dark dark dark black man Nnegr... With chains around. You said Blacka and then you went to... Oh yeah, Blacka. That would have been better.

Really, man. I'm not always sitting here with fucking black jokes on my head, Stamper. God. He had chains wrapped around his whole body and he escaped. And it was him biting down on a chain as his portrait. I remember that. The jungle. Blakow.

And that was that character. Oh, my gosh. If you search a little hard, you can find scans of these drawings, like, just on the internet somewhere. I'm sorry, that would have made him, like, even better. Like, the fact that you got this character, it's like Django and Chains, like, the Blacka and Chains. Yeah, but he's in the jungle. Yeah, kicking ass. Electrocuting people.

That was the same pass, though, of sketches where Dalsam was just an elephant-headed six-armed fucking... That's cool. And it was like, and that's the fighter you'd use Was just fucking Shiva Like, those concept sketches are crazy It's insane There's one that's never seen the light of day That was, um, the character DJ, right?

Yeah, originally I love DJ too. Yeah, the original, the original design Yeah, dude, the artist just said like Basically, the Americans that changed DJ to what he is today They got the original concept and saw some crazy Mr. Popo shit and were just like

This is so racist we can't let anyone know about this here's this alternate character there is no image of this concept of this concept of the original version there's no one can just the phantom controversy it was deemed too racist for earth

wow yeah just Japan not knowing not understanding one of the one of the bits I liked about DJ was back in his old sprite work it had maximum up his leg yeah and it flips it's absolutely genius so no matter

If it goes from the first person to the second person side, it still says maximum. Those letters are all reversible both ways. It's the best. That's such a smart thing. Also, back to Blanca, he's the very first street fighter character I ever saw at a Pizza Hut when they had arcade cabinets and pizza huts.

He was the very first street fighter character I ever saw. I walked by the cabinet and I saw Blanca biting the shit out of Chunle's head. On the box art, on the art. Not the art, but the screen before you. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was a very first time I saw Street Fighter. For a second, I thought you were going to say I first saw Blanca when I walked into a pizza place.

And pizza happened. He was hanging out there. Had a fucking pizza. Woo! Ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro. That makes really good. And he gave me a slice of pizza. I fucking love Blanca.

That's it. He put his finger out and shocked my peepee. Yeah, he was like, p-tow. In the Street Fighter Cartier didn't I mentioned before, Blankas played super serious as like a tragic Shakespearean character. Wait, like Beast? Yes. And he's voiced by like, he's the same voice of Dynobot from Beast Wars.

Like identical. So they're basically making him Beast of the X-Men. Like he's like, I'm a beast on the outside, but inside I read books. You literally just quoted an episode. Oh, there you go. Let me meditate, yeah. Let me meditate on this. But you guys actually, you'd have a deeper relationship if you watch this cartoon because

you'd realize that Blanca is actually Giles' dead best friend Charlie. Right. Right. Who gets turned into Blanca, so you, you know, those two characters. So what happens when Charlie fights Blanca? They have, well, they're both, well, Charlie's not in. Like, Charlie is Blanca in the cartoon. Yes.

But in the game, if you have Charlie versus Blanca. I don't think the Japan took this connection. In the game, you could have Riu versus Riu. It doesn't really fucking matter all that much. Damn it. Damn it. Okay, hold on. Does anyone know what this phrase is from?

Dama is it. Probably not. The Simpsies? No, it's from the original... Family game. The first soul... Rugrats. Robat.

Soul Blade? Hey. Soul Blade, the first one. Yeah. Arnold. It was one of the guys, and his phrase was... His Japanese phrase, I have no idea what it means, but he was like, Tom All Easy.

It just sounded like damn easy when I played it. Soul Blade for PS1? It was the first Soul game that they ever had. Soul Edge. Yeah, Soul Edge. Yeah. They were called the two different things. I think it was the Nunchuk guy in the first one.

No one quotes Solet. Everyone quotes Soul Calibur. I'm sorry, Dama Eze was easily one of the first things that I listened to again and again and again. Because that was just my time. That cadence. I'm old, okay? Get it. I get it.

All right. It came out of the 90s. It's not old. 98 or something. That is one of the best intros for a video game ever made. Agreed. It was great. Agreed.

Ever. Ever. You know what? The whole Soul series. was really good with their intros. I really appreciated their intro all around. I got more enjoyment out of watching the intro on Loop than I did playing the fucking game. I will say that the Soul series always made Rock seem like he was just so much better than he ever fucking was.

He was a cheap character that you could definitely. He was like the Jack of Tekken. Like, you know, like he had like some big moves. But like what was the other guy? Ostridge or whatever. Astrois. They were basically like fucking like rock and asterisk, you know. Like just the current shit.

Like rock, I found out, was also voiced by the guy who did Alucard in Symphony the Night. Rob Bobby? Yeah, he voiced Rock in Soul Blade as well. What? Yeah. Bangu! Yeah. Yeah.

No, I remember. Wow. Yeah. No idea. Small-ass world, man. Yeah. I mean, I told them point in blank that I thought that Symphony Night was one of my favorite games ever, and he was like, yeah, that's good.

Yeah. It's a weird feeling when you have, like, a voice actor that, like, yeah, chooses just like a job. And I don't know, sure. It's like, I'm sure he, like, you know, did his best and all that. But when it has a personal connection to you, and the person's like, yeah, no, it took me out. It's not. That's all

there's a personal connection to you. Well, right, because you played the game for a fucking thousand hours. He was in the booth for fucking two. You know what I mean? And that's why, like, I guess I'll drop the bomb that I, to me, it was a fucking nuclear bomb. Like, I couldn't believe it. He's like, yeah, so when I recorded those lines,

I didn't even know the game came out to, like, 2008. He just recorded it and fucking went about his life. And that was it. And it's like, yo, Alucard is one of the biggest fucking known thing. And she's like, yeah, no, whatever. Like, oh, yeah, people like that. That came out. Oh, interesting.

Nice to know. Yeah. To get closure on that chapter of my life. And then back to third strike, the dude that did, what, he voiced Hugo and Q, maybe a couple of the guys. He died a long time ago. It's like, okay. Oh, really? That's all done it over with. So it's like, I ever know who the fuck he was.

We're all done with it. I was just using some of his voice samples like Hugo, because when we did the cartoon thing. Pay your respects, man. Hugo appears in the cartoon, so I just put, like, I'm number one, and then, like, baza, yeah, and put it all over there. Don, he's over a stone right now. I totally was just not blanking out, but Hugh was the Andre the Giant Carrier. Yes, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're blonking out. I'm blanca now. Oh, my God, Stanford. That's a seven out of ten easy. I'm a meta, I'm a meta. You just fucking parted that out, like nothing. Totally. I fucking, like, yeah.

I fucking, like. Anytime there's more, like, games that come out that have, like, Ryu or other characters in them, I just want to hear the guy that recorded Haduken talking and being a normal person. Yeah. And, like, then, like, so, like, games like Namcox Capcom and shit where they come out, I'm just like, it's so weird to hear, like, a full speech out of Ryu. Yeah. But I love that.

You know, it's great. Yeah. Get a little more range than, like, one move. The super compression adds so much charm for some reason. Of course, for the most part, they always do it. It's not even English in. anymore. It's just a magical curse. It's really pleasing though. I don't know why.

Me and my cousins, we used to yell Madukin at everybody. Tatakus tight tight turken. Yeah. Even when you're eating like food, he's just like, Muzon. It's fun. What is Rydin say when he yells when he does his fucking like, oh. Bacaragara.

Oh, whatever, I don't know. All those guys were going ape shit. I don't even think it was a language. All that nonsense. He got to the point where in MK4, they actually started saying gibber sentences, like when they grab you, they go, no, I'm going to throw you over there. If you slow it on the sound clip, you can hear

like them, like, tell me that secrets where things are buried in their backyard. Like, I'd like some pound cake actually being used. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it is. I don't know. I'm going to throw cake. That's sweet, dude. Yeah, I wasn't super impressed with

I was watching Mortal Kombat recently, just like... The movie? Yeah, and I love that movie stands up to time. My opinion. Especially the first, like, The first, like, 20 minutes are amazing, like, the intro, because they use all these... Well, they use all these practical sets, which are really fucking great. They're not using, like, the plaster fucking...

Yeah, Mortal Kombat is not like a critically hated movie? No. Because I love it. The second... For a video game movie? This is great, man. No, that was a great movie. The first one is considered a guilty pleasure.

The second one is like this critical disaster. Disaster, yeah. But the first one, especially... The second one is a fucking Travis... The intro to the first Mortal Kombat, like all the practical sets that they had, like real sets, like the temples and that Hollywood set

they had for Johnny Cage and like all this fucking shit, it's beautiful. I wouldn't call Mortal Kombat a guilty pleasure. I'd call it a decent movie. No, but like, no, I wouldn't, as a kid, when I saw... Ninja Turtles 2 was a guilty pleasure. I went to go see Stargate, right?

And Stargate, they had their trailer for Mortal Kombat, and all I could think about while watching Stargate was like, Mortal Kombat. Yeah. Holy shit. And then when I saw it, I still loved it. And then I remember going back to high school when the new semester would start and just go, do you guys see Mortal Kombat?

And one's like, no, play sports and listen to rap music. And I'm like, oh. So I recently watched it. Man, you got shitty friends, dude. My friends were like, it still stands up. I didn't have any friends. Fucking. Okay.

There was something about Mortal Kombat that bothered me that I was going to bring up. Was it the fact that Sub Zero gets beaten by a bucket of fucking water? Well, the scorpion spear came out of the palm of his hand and had a little face on it that went, yeah. No, it did weird me out that like Katana's over in the corner like, use the element. That brings life. And he's sitting here and get into the fight.

And he's like, oh, there's a bucket of water. Water, life. It's like, dude, use the bucket of water. And he'd be like, all right. Yeah, let's do it. put that fucking fu-manchu accent with it to

use the element yeah yeah she's just like she's just a stroke in her beard shot all of a sudden and it's like

oh you love well she's 10,000 years old they keep trying to harp on that yeah well I mean it was kind of

geared at kids at the time right that's what I don't think so because there was I mean it had violence

I mean there was piercing through you well yeah but you can't deny that at the time the target demographic

was like kids I think it was I think it was like it was teenagers, not adults, but older kids. Right. So I think it was older kids and then kids who weren't supposed to watch the movie, who got to watch the movie and be like, oh my God, I got to watch

Mortal Kombat. The most amazing thing to come out of Mortal Kombat the movie is the actor that played Cano, his Australian interpretation became the fact-do way that they portrayed Cano now. Like imagine if in the fucking Street Fighter Van Damme movie, they're like, you know what, Gile should be French. from now on. That would be a sick thing and people should like that. That's the first movie I can remember

as a kid where I saw it and it had one of those things where it ends on a note where you just start marking out running out of the theater screaming because Shao Khan shows up. Like I don't remember leaving a theater excited

before that way. That actor, that Asian actor who played Shanksun I realized, and I've seen him in a bunch of things. He was your uncle. His name was like Carrie Hiro Yuki or something. I don't know, but dude, that guy's been in a lot of movies.

He's always a bad guy. He's always a fucking bad guy. He's always great. He's great. And not only that, but in that movie. He does muscle therapy for athletes. You see him in a fucking, like, evil villain vest most of the time, or in evil villain, like, cape thing.

But when he takes off the shit... And he's fucking... Dude, that guy was lit! Because I see him now, and he's like, there's an old-ass wrinkly fucking Asian dude in that movie. Mortal Kombat, I can see why they fucking hired him. He was fucking...

That was a reveal. He was a revealed. He recast him as Shang Sung in the web series. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right. And I think that was obviously the best choice. Also, together, play Kano on that movie, committed suicide. Yeah, no. You was like... Whoa, hold on. The end. How?

No, how. Thanks for tuning in to Sleepy Gats. Jesus Christ, man. Before you end it, how did that happen? I don't fucking know. He was like A friend found him whatever and he had lied

He was never from Australia He was billed in his resume I'm from Australia, Am I? And then it was like no You're actually from West Sussex You fuck And he would use that

Because he would actually get him rolls Right Because he had a lot of bit rolls and things Like there was a really bad Like early mid 90s movie called Deep Rising Which is about a big octopus

That inhabited a ship and they would go in there and they need mercenaries so this dude was like I'm Australian I could totally do his point and then they'd get him in there and then apparently like that had something to do with it like he committed suicide because he'd lied about being Australian for so long

something like that Wow all he had to do to pull it back was say I'm just a really good voice active in you know the most fun up there the guy that played Cano in the web series of Mortal Kombat also committed suicide what? Jesus Christ

the first role Yeah, dude. What a, what a few good podcast. The Cano Curse? Hey, Grim, don't forget, guys. Christopher Lee is dead. Don't forget. How many people have played Cano?

And how many are still alive? Kno curse, of course, curse is spelled with a K there. Yes, of course. Yes, yes. Absolutely. Flawless victory. I want to know. And then, like, the person who did, like, the voice or the character model for Kano in

the original games. Dead. You're a liar. You're a liar. That's true. The guy that animated Cano, dead. The guy who came up with the name, Cano, dead. Everyone that says, Cano.

There's a lot of people that maimed Cano, they're deadness. If your name has the letters that can be rearranged into the word cano, dead. There is somebody that works in Mortal Kombat Studios, whatever the fuck, Nether Realm, whatever. and their sole job is to make sure every C is turned into a K in the manuals. Every time you flip it through and it's like, they have to search that every time. The fact that they're still doing it makes me think that they

put it out with Cs and then people like, fat tested it and went, no, now this is fucking around. They're like, Jesus Christ, do we still have to do the bit? They probably have a program that like just gets, wipes all the Cs. That or if they just... Their keyboards don't even have their font. That's right. Or their font

their font type. You get fired if you use it. Their font type does not allow. The C, I remember some marketing thing, they're like, no, the K just looks better. It does look better. It does. It looks like Sharp Blades. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People who drink Drano, Duh.

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