SleepyCabin - SleepyCast Lost Episode - [1-800-GAYBOY]

Episode Date: May 9, 2015

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This is a sleepy cast lost episode. 1-800 gay boy, featuring Johnny Utah, Spaz Kid, Psychic Pebbles, and Oni. My name is Captain Dickhead. When I was a tiny baby, my father used to pick me up like a bowling ball with one finger in my asshole and the other on my little balls. He would throw me into men's pins, aka their d'allie. Lomau. That's fucked up, dude. Let's talk about early 2000 cell phone culture.

Early 2000 cell phone culture. When you were a little boy in the depths of school on your Nokia 35-60. It was weird. I was one of the few kids who didn't get a cell phone until I was pretty old. The first phone I had was like when the razor was coming up. I was same way, I didn't get a cell phone until I was 15 because I never really used it. I was all that, dude. What was your first phone ever then?

I got a razor. That's how late to the Gameboy was. I got a razor phone. Two, Red Razor. But, no, but, like, all my friends started getting phone, I knew a kid in fifth grade who got a phone. That was at the time where, you know what I mean? I didn't have a phone until I was, like, 19.

Yeah. I was probably 17 and 18. So, yours was like a brick. Yeah. Really? My dad was, it was a... It was one of those fucking plastic no keys you can throw against a wall. Okay, so you had a 3510.

It was probably what it was. It was, it was like a 90s, but my dad had one. It had the peniteneene on it? Snake, it had snake. Snake. You had the creepy cancerous green screen. Yes. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

My mom had one of those Like those fucking like ancient Tomogachi like phones. Yeah. My mom had one too. And like it was so old. The numbers were numeric. You couldn't even tell what they were anymore.

It was just like six was like a Y. And then she had like kind of like figure out what the new number system was in her phone. Yeah. And I'm like, why don't you upgrade from a phone that's not from the 80s? And then she's like, okay. And then she got a phone that was like like it would, she had used to have a shitty plastic one. But then she got a black one that was the same thing. Yeah.

I miss things. I miss that. They're great. They're great. They're great. Because it takes like two weeks to run a battery light. Yeah. I could throw it down the stairs. And this, this new phone, I... You drop it in an inch and everything shattered into a million pieces. You did shatter your phone from a month ago, right?

You shattered your entire phone a couple months ago. I dropped it like less than three feet off the ground walking out of a restaurant. That's all it is. How many times have you done something like that with a phone? I only dropped this thing on the ground on the ground once and it exploded. I had. I had. I'm nervous. someone's something they had, I was camping.

It was probably 17 or 18. I got, like I said, I got a phone way late in the game. But anyways, I was camping. It was my buddy, Seth. For enormous. I came to remember his name, let's call him Seth. I think it was Seth. And we run, like, a little boat. He used to see that song about rocking the boat.

Rock the boat, don't rock the boat, baby. That's the one. He said, rocking the boat. As you see it, I was like, I know. The fucking little fishing boat capsized. We put the shore. My fucking phone after, like, a month got saturated. My dad, screamed at me. Is that your fault?

It was my buddy said, but of course I was like, I'm not gonna wrap like put a sick down. Did you stick it in like a rice bowl? I did and it worked. Really? I fucking looked. Yeah. Totally was fine. The water. I was so relieved.

I was like, I was freaking out. I'm like, oh, am I gonna call my parents? No, I just put in a rice bowl. In my school? The rice of the freezer was a trick always. Yeah, in my school, some kid called Alton was taking a shit in the school bathroom and he was on his phone and

someone looked up over the wall and looked down at him, and he got so scared he dropped his phone in the toilet into his crap and then everyone bullied him for it

someone got bullied for dropping their phone What about the guy who went and looked over the song and looked at Olton's dick I don't know again there's two

on the side story you should have boy the kid who was spy on a kid taking a shit that kid's a real faggot the second thing is because dude

if that guy had to see him the guy would just be looking at in front taking his shit yeah yeah

he wasn't even his friend it was some guy but my point is had they not made eye contact they go to just watch him and screw it away

but that guy's You can get bullied dropping your toilet He didn't just drop your phone The toilet though He dropped into his Dudo feces

Pooh-pooh His fucking cord feces His poopy Fucking yeah Don't drop your phone I've dropped my phone Numerous times But the only thing that happens

Is the fucking back Just explodes out And the battery falls out But then I just put it back inside Because Your phone can survive A fucking nuclear plastic It's true

I can take this phone And no I actually Don't break it But I can like Drop it from like Three feet high But it'll still just like Fall apart

But I can put it It's like a Lego, basically. Yeah. Really? Everyone else has these fucking, like, high-tech advance, like, oh, find my location, GPS locators, the good stuff that you actually need to get by in life. And I still have this hunk of shit who can't even take a fucking picture without getting airs.

Jeez. But, you know. What? Jeff? Oh, well, you know, I don't, ever since Zach brought a boating, I just want to tell a sailboat story now. Tell it.

I want to hear. We'll come back to the cell phone later. Tell the sailboat story. When I was a child, my dad trained. a case of beer for a sailboat. Oh my God, dude. And he brought it home, and he fixed it up. That's a pretty good deal. Jeff, that's a good deal. We are going to go sailboating on

a lake. And I said, Dad, do you know how to sailboat? He said, no. I'll find out. Did he have a paddle boat? He's like, we'll figure it out when we're out there. We'll get to it, yeah. And we took our boat, we put on a trailer. We went out to this lake called Lake Knock and Mixon,

and we got on the lake. And this, the sailboat, you know, like, sales have, like, a pulley system where you can take the sail up and down with like a rope kind of. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Another ones with a huge, like, it's like a cartoon boat pretty much. Yeah, except this one wasn't like that.

This one, the sail was a nylon sleeve that went over the mast. So you couldn't even easily take it down. So basically... Oh, I see. Basically, we pushed the sailboat out into the water. Neither of us knew how to sail. I mean, it was pretty much... We had one paddle.

We got out to the middle of the lake. The center board fell off. No, not the center. I'm sorry, the rudder fell off. The rudder fell off, out in the middle of fucking lake. So now we're stranded out in the middle of fucking lake. At least you had one paddle to pull you in circles. Not only that, it was windy, so we untied the sail. I had to wrap my arms as hard as I could and hold the mast, like the sail to the mast, so it wouldn't blow us farther out into the lake.

Oh, my God. So we're like, we had to scream to these two old men fishing nearby, the toes back to land. That was the last time I would sail. That was the last time I was sailing. end something similar happened to me um in a boat but it was more or less we kind of found a way to like it was me my sister and my dad and some other person and we had a boat that had an engine but there was actually like a leak inside the engine like an oil leak while we were driving yeah um which is really bad like if some if the because the guy smoked cigarettes if he would

have fucking tossed a cigarette near that it would have it fucking exploded the like some the like boat and stuff because like it stays water and everything but what ended up happening was uh My dad, like, picked me and my sister up, and he threw us overboard. And he's, like, start kicking. Do what you saw in the cartoons. And then, um, so we tried to, like, kick. But we got really tired because it's fucking, it's hard to push a boat. He tried to make, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Your dad puts you in the water, trying to make you push a boat while in the water with nothing to stand on. Yeah. You can kick our feet and move it. Look, dad's from the incredible. Let me give your daddy very, very basic lesson in how things work. Your dad, how old were you at least. You only finish a story. you? A fish came up and it rubbed itself

around my legs and I fucking screamed bloody murder. It like swarmed scales. Yeah it's stales. Yeah it's stuffed. It rubbed around my legs. How would it were you in order to hold it up? Were you big? We were like 13 or 14. I can't rub my head around that. You can't, I mean, you can ugh. If he was asking you to pull, I would get it, but he's asking you to push.

What of shit. You can't push it to be through the water, dude. Unless it's like lighter than you, but it's way heavy to you. It's like pushing a rock on the circuit. We didn't get anywhere. We just sort of went around in circles. Those boats with the engines are pretty dangerous. My dad had a boat. My dad was a camper or the camp of fishing stuff. I had a boat. They are really... You have to... It's like people kind of neglect that fact. They're like, yeah, let's go fishing. They don't even check to see if their fucking, like, engine still works.

They're just like... They fucking dust off the dead bats and they're just like, it's good. We got a little bit... We used to go, like, every similar. Like, whatever we could. But... I remember going to swimming and stuff. I'd be very proud of it about the fucking energy. I was always afraid of. It's a huge guy. Dude, it tears fish up.

Yeah. It fucking, like, cuts fishing happen. She would have to go as by. Being abandoned. And that's the scariest thing. Were you ever scared, like, going fishing and being on a motorboat that you didn't want to go too far out? All the time. You would always have to have, like, fucking, like, stuff just ready.

And it's like, that's what my dad did. Like I said, with the whole, like, spider webs and stuff, we just got in the boat. And this is, like, a ringety old fucking engine. And he had it, like he was yanking on a fucking pole motor for a lawnmower. Like he was yanking on it for 40 minutes. And then it started. He's like, get this baby going. Like slapping it and shit.

And I'm just like, this is not going to fucking end well. My dad used to fuck with this. He used to go like little shitty parts like a swamp. And it'd be like, oh, turn the thing off and be like, oh, the engine died. He did that when I was like four years old. He took us in a go-car. Like, I had some words. And he stopped the go-car.

He was like, we're stuck. And it was like 7 p.m. When I was like crying because it was bored. He laughed. My dad loved to fucking torquered me. Dude, that sounds like something my dad would fucking die. He tormented me whole life

in a very playful way. Maybe our dad, like, traded, like, stories on her, like, fucking... They used to conspunuchs. Like, how are we to fuck with their kids today? My dad used to make me, like, swim out into the lake. I did...

You'd be, like, act like a fish, and you, like, throw the fishing rod at me and try to hit me with it. Try to catch in your mouth and then yank you out again? That's where I lost my eye. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what that happened.

That's why you have a big hollow thing in your skull. You remember a flag before, like a smaller plane? Um, no. My dad's a pilot. I've always wanted to be a pilot,

like, get my pilot's license. I was always terrified of that on a small plane. My dad, it's like the boat thing, but my dad would do a negative G-dive goes pretty much straight down. And if you hold something in your hand,

I don't know, but it's a lack of gravity. Like, so if you hold, you hold my keys in your hand, and he would go down, and the fucking keys would start floating. Dude, I would not put my hand out if a plane was going down straight.

No, I would pull my hand out. No, I was just, he was like, hold something in your hand, like, to, like, a penny or something. He started floating. I would have did one of those cups. He was inside glass, right? Oh, yeah, it was a close airplane. You can't just, let's want to stick your hands out. To get ripped off by the wind.

That's why I'm saying I wouldn't put my car keys outside while we're going down. A wind drop of a fucking speeds of 80. Jeff, did you ever call one of those sex places as a kid? Oh, that's a, yeah. You ever see, like, a... Is you really? Or did you ever, like, right the way you? dial like, let's call it 100 boobs

you start laughing at whatever. Tick or whatever. That's exactly what I did. Me too. I was a little kid. I saw the number. I called it one day after school. I was like, Hey, I was good. What was it? You know, my voice doesn't sound deep at all. I thought you always sounded like this

for birth. This like fat 45th-year-old Mexican woman answer. I'm trying to sound sexy. I spent the whole time on the phone trying to convince her I was old enough to be having this phone call. Did you say you... Were you all there to try to pull up a deep voice?

I didn't even get to the what? Were you all there to kind of pull up a deep voice? Like, hey, up to 13 years old. I think I tried, but I couldn't... I didn't even get to the sex talk part. I spent the whole time trying to convince her. And then I panicked and I hung up. And then the next...

I think the next... When the next... When our phone bill came in, my parents... My mom came in, she's like... She was pissed off. She's like... Yeah, she could be... She's like, I can't even believe.

This people called me saying you tried to call in this number. And I told them they were... fucking liars and I'm like, uh-oh. Like, uh, I guess I did call that number. Yeah. Oh, you can't. Yeah, because what are you going to do? It's like, who else?

Your husband? Because either would be Jeff would be you and your dad. Jeff, you got a silver ticket. I'm not even sure how much money it costs. I mean, it probably, those things are expensive. I'll tell you how I know. I got to do a lot of trouble with my friend, Hershoa with Gian. They were two kids from Lebanon.

They did, they live in California, but their dad was from Lebanon. Yeah. There was like a really lovely he's guy. He was like a sweetheart though. I went to their house one time and we were fucking shitheads. We were like, let's like

start down like 100 tits and stuff like that. We were just doing random ones, but actually some were true. And we found one. She was like, hey baby, you got a big fucking cock. We were like, yeah. I'm doing this. And we didn't know it was like charging anything.

I don't know. I guess it goes to the phone company though. So but his fucking dad was like, what the fuck is this? Like the next day. They got so much trouble. They got fucking yelling. that. It was like $40 and the dad was super furious. I don't

if I told a story before too, but her show was here and there were also the two kids I skipped school with it. Every time? You did tell us story about the time. I'll just kind of read, if you haven't heard it, I'll kind of recap a little bit, but he was the same dad who we went to their house.

It was Columbus Day. And we convinced his fucking dad and we were like, no, dude. Here in America, we got Columbus Day off. Because we just went to skip school. We got Columbus Day and he's like, okay, that's his fun. We were playing GT in my city he was like okay but he left and we fucking snucked the house because we lived in apartment complex

we snuck to our house but my school was also literally literally across the street from our apartment complex I'm 30 40 second walk um our principal's office was right like he could see my apartment building

so he snuck into our apartment you're dumb dude I was like 14 in his house huh you were scot free in the first kids house I don't know what it was My friend Hersho wanted to play a fucking Jurassic on my computer that had my place. I was like, Hersho, looking, caught me.

It's, but I really want to play this stupid fucking point-click Jurassic Park game. And that, because from God was busting. We went there, and my principal, this is, we went, we know, it was like one o'clock. It was the one o'clock at this point, we heard the door.

Hersho had a little brother, he was the little brother called Gian. Gianne, walked to the door, answered it. My principal was staying in there, and he fucking slammed the door on his face. Dude, it's a principal. I was like, are you kidding me? And he was like, get up, we're like, we just didn't say anything.

Walk back, call my mom. My mom kept fucking screaming. I hit in my closet. Not a very good place. And she screamed to me, and I cried because I felt so horrible. Close over your buddy. Yeah, I tried to close.

One more story about that apartment complex because I got so in trouble with my buddies there. We went, our apartment complex had like a, what's it, a clubhouse with a pool table. My friend Alex came over. He was a real.

real shithead. He was one of those kids who got the, you know, like weed and stuff when he was younger. He came over, we were in the computer area. I was like, dude, there's a camera there's like, none of me, they don't check that it's just to scare kids away. And when a girl's got wild, I was like, dude, this is not a good idea. We're gonna fucking, we're gonna get caught.

He's like, nah, dude, it's fine, it's fine, it's funny. And the next thing he was watching it, I left the room, but he was, like, beating out. Oh my God. It was a fucking computer lab. Like, in a fucking clubhouse. When it was, like, late. The next day my mom walked and she was like,

Were you guys on the computer Lumpust night? My fucking face sank and that kid wasn't allowed over anymore. Wait. That same clubhouse. God dang it. This is the last last story. I've been waiting for four stories then, you know. That last clubhouse, they didn't have cameras in the main area.

And my buddy Gian, I don't know why he did this. He took a pole stick and accidentally smashed a gumble machine. He had exploded gumballs everywhere. And they thought it was us, but they never caught us. So fuck you, Clubhouse. It was me. We did it. You never fucking.

catch us after all these years you idiots what is glove house ruining your it was like um i didn't do my friend you i did you were the fucking pool shit no it was it was basically apartment complexes are like it was one that wrapped around the lake you know so it had like a lake in the middle they had apartments both around it there was the the area where you go in to give your check to the people for rent or you uh you had like a pool oh it's like a conference hall where people hang out was there was a pool a couch a tv all that we had something like that gym yeah you went to I tell you.

Sorry, Chris, continue. The story isn't even that crazy or nothing, but you know when you're talking about when your mom walked in and said, did you do this? Yeah. I had a similar experience, and it was,

I think it was probably the scariest I've ever been in my entire life was when I was like eight, and we just got the internet, and I went on a porn website, and it was, like, what you call it, soft-core stuff or whatever.

Like girls kissing and... Oh, wait, okay, no, I went on soft core first, and then I went on really hardcore shit. How soft cool was it? Like girls with her shirts off and stuff? one was just like, it was like literally just kissing, but I don't know, I had no idea why, right? But the next one was really, really, really, like, hardcore, like.

Nice. But I was eight and I was like, like, I barely even looked at it. I was too scared, right? So I clicked on and went off, and I was like, fine, I'm done. I'm done here. I'm too scared. And then one day my mom and dad were like, Chris, did you know that the internet comes with a little thing called history?

And I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm like, yeah. And they were like, Chris, I want you to come over here. And they, like, put me in front of the computer. And they went to enter the history. and they found these websites. The websites had really vague names. And it was super vague. I couldn't even remember.

They were just bringing me two website names like fucking... Man. Like hugging whatever or whatever.com. And I was just like... They're like, Chris, if we click on this, will something bad come up? And I was just like... Yeah.

No! And then they were like, we trust you. And then they didn't click on it. What? What? Yeah. And I was like...

What? What? Yeah. What? totally clicked on before they'll bet for you. I could see, I could see, like, you just in, like, a giant sound, just, like, sit there breathing. I was never more terrified in my entire life.

That's just mean. I know. They couldn't be like, oh, like, our boys' hoardies growing up. That's what I, fuck, like, when kids are looking at shit, you don't go, like, you fucking little bastard. You don't shun them, yeah. You'll scare them, you make them, you'll scare their cloisists. Just be like, don't do that.

That's how you breed a school shooter. Yeah. You fucking would be like, sex is bad. You're going to die. You were going to have. I thought I was going to be banished. I'm not kidding. I was fucking terrified. I thought I'd committed a mortal sin.

Chris, your parents killed you. This is hell. You've been dead for like 20 years, dude. This ain't so bad. I used the same kind of thing you did, where you look at softcore stuff. And so I'd look at, like, girls kissing and, like, lesbian stuff. And then my friends were, like, did you know there's tube sites? And then that's how you find out about Red Tube and, like, U-Porn and all those. Red Tube always had a really not appealing name to me.

I know. I never liked the title Red Tube. What was the other one? There was a other one? No. It was like U-Porn, but there was another one. Port Hub. It was like, come something.

The big three I knew about were U-Porn, Port Hub, and Red Tube. Those are the big three. I still use all three. No, yeah, they're good. I have a branched out of a coward. No, no. You know, because what I'm browsing, it's like I look for specifics, but then you start seeing that most of the stuff you look for in the searches are just Red Tube, U-Porn, and porn.

That's what I do, usually. Yeah. I wear a live-wire, though, you see, go there? Limeware. Yeah. I think we talked about limewar. We did we talk extensively? did we talk about our because like the first torrent thing

I ever used was this thing called Azales or something like that it was like a blue tree frog and it was like the most primitive shit ever it literally looked like a mouth of what 2002 it was it was back whenever I had fucking like net zero like dial up internet connection and I was using because I really wanted to download the new real big fish album so I used

Azazel to get it or whatever it was called and it literally took four days to fucking download it but when I finally got it I was like I know the magic I know how to get stuff I thought you were God I told my friends I'm like guys

Go download Azazel And then they're like Do we use Bitcoin Bitcoin Bitcoin You retires Yeah

Fucking fucking lime wire was in the like era of fucking weird phone shit Yeah Like uh Okay wait so

You guys use Napster I never used Navster No no no that's the thing I never used Napster Right That was also the one Where everyone was looking at All the federal people were looking at

What was the one where you could save VideoFi? Like you could save it at the top. It had an option. Was that Nassel? There was another one. Oh. It was like replay or something like that? I don't fucking remember. The only one I used was LimeWire.

I used LimeWire. Then they introduced FrostWire, which was the one that was being watched. Yeah. After Lime wire and everyone was like, no dude, Frostwires the fucked up one. The reason we're even talking about all this is because of fucking Napster, right? I was on my computer the other day and I rediscovered Napster adverts, which are basically creepy, weird animated fucking baby characters that used to play very late at night time. Is that that bullshit like foreign 3D crap? Yeah.

Whoa. It will always, it will usually be a creepy little animated animal who's singing along to a trance backing track. They're always in, and also they're always like... It's always like an elephant or a little dog or little tent. Yeah. In like a fantasy setting and like one fucking shot either like, oh it's baby or something. It's always the fucking crazy or something. It's always like some 50 year old man like pitched up for some reason.

pitched up for some reason. But who wants that? Who sends that? That's the thing. In Ireland and England at least, I used to remember those ads playing not only at night, but also during the day, because fucking people were losers. They kind of fell out of, yeah, but yo, it's like, if you want to see this crazy purple up at dancing, you text 3225

to 20252. Yeah, it's like, you'll be charged like $8 a month to get one of these creepy videos, and you can share them with your friends. So, there was always one fucking faggot in school who was always like Who took up the oven? Guys, look, it's like Spider-Man, and he's like fucking a girl. It's like, oh that's fucking hilarious.

But then everyone in the school would have it on their phones. It's like, why are people even doing this? You would think if one guy got there with a laboratory, we're wrong? It's the gummy bear effect. Remember when gummy bear came out? It's the same thing.

People just want that, yeah, they want that trance funny jokes. It's like a technoie train. It's always trance. It's so weird, but like, crazy frog too. Yeah, that's how that spread. That's how all that shit spread, right?

So it's kind of be something we... You know how it also spread? Yeah. Fucking movie theaters. Do you remember at the beginning of movie theaters? They always played. They always played cell phone commercials And then after showing like 16 cell phone commercials, they're like, please turn off your cell phone.

It's rude to have them turned on. It's like, you just talk to me with 40 different cell phone ads. And then you're telling me to turn off off off. I saw you salvation with the purple peek-off of the day. Yeah, because after I watched like a fucking movie, I'm going to be like, got to remember to bring him next thing. Got to crazy fraud. God, get that crazy fraud. Do you remember that ad that was like, that ticket or like cell phone tones or whatever?

It's like, phone, oh, girl, you better answer your cell phone. And it's like, oh, that's great. And then the next one's like, oh, my God, they kill Kenny. It's like, what? You could, you could we get like a text message, and be like, oh, I got a really funny text message from Polkholga. It's a really, it's a really fucking compressed, like,

cell phone. You better answer your cell phone. And everyone's like, that's hilarious. But fucking, those ads are so creepy. The worst one are the fucking specific fiend ones, like Easter and Christmas and Halloween. What about the walkie while we discovered? Oh, yeah. No, me, exactly. We found one called Waki,

where it's this little furry elephant, and he's singing about love. And then this fucking creepy, mature black lady cuts in. like, hey, is Awokeyelarius? Takes to 9-0-0-1-Whatever. She's singing a song about love. He's not doing anything remotely entertaining. He's singing about love and Gavin

is heartbroken and his leg's like, isn't he hilarious? It's like, no. She's 60 years old. Who's that for? Like, specifically. Like, who's... Fucking Samadiacs will spend $30 on that. I don't know.

Because they're only talking people who, like, get income, some kind of income. Only a fucking true, like, weirdo-syco would have something. like that. Could you imagine Chris if you would stop you? Okay, check this out. They showed you that you follow. And they're like, ha ha, it's a walkie hilarious. What would you do, Chris?

I'd be fucking, I'd be blown away. All those things are really creep me out. I don't know why. It's some like deep down like... It's kind of hatred for third world animation. It's like nostalgic. It reminds me of the people who used to bully me a lot because they were the faggots who had a little shone walking on their phones. Yeah, no, not, no,

not walkie. They were very much part of that kind of napsher culture though. You would tell you couldn't move and play walking me. It was these big Fat buff gorillas. Who used to beat the shit out of people. And if you're like, look at this Napster thing. It's like, you're fucking loser, dude. Why do you bully me?

Jesus, Chris, this is a therapy session. It's so weird. That's why you hate Woki. Trautized, dude. No, I like Wonky. Wanky's funny. For the wrong reasons. He's hilarious.

There's another one. Booth a little tiger. Stop. That one's good. They're all good in their own napster. Corey, you should make one. We should make one. Yeah.

I'm gonna make one of Corey. We'll do that. Check it out on. And then this is the part where you guys will put it in. Sleepycapster.com. I'll be like,

I'm thinking, Megan He'll be that. Check me out. Walk me go. This is gonna be like dancing. And I'll be like, ha, ha, ha,

what were those lyrics again? Look at me dancing. Look at me thinking. Check me out. Here we go. It was na, la, la. Oh my god

Zach, you remember when you brought up Like, um, where you went on some video about like generic Or what is it? Which one? The Napster adverts you mean? No, the other one. Where it had like Chris's Dragon Ball P. Avatars and stuff like... Oh yeah, just when I go to a video.

I always had a video about, uh, fucking... I don't know, but I think I brought up the podcast before, but I was on a video about like, like, he would eugenics or something. No, you did. You did bring it on. I did the podcast before? Yeah, well, I was kind of recap. But the theme, the idea of that.

Yeah, it's always weird when I go, or like a video about abortion or something, it's like, I think baby, I think, you know, God, every child is equal and the guy's like, fuck you, I'll kill a baby, whatever. It's like, Chris's Dragon's Ball P-Face, and it was like, whoa, dude, what the fuck?

But I did see one super, like, weird, really, really weird racist comment that was like, oh, the niggers should be killed. I was like, whoa, what the fuck, dude? And it was like a silly Goku face. So I was like, wow, Chris, you're, you're like, I'll include that as a quote of my next one.

What? That should be a t-shirt right there. Goku's a small-in-face. It's a game. Goku's famous catchphrase. Back then, it was like, the insult would be like, oh, you're a fact you'll never get a girlfriend.

Now it's like, it's just like, your nigger needs to be eradicated. Yeah. Because I was playing a game today of T. And, um, just normal. But like, the team was beating him.

And he was like, you guys are all homo-sucking fagg babies. And I'm like, okay. And then he's like, you're all fucking Neanderthal niggers who can't read. Oh my god, dude. I'm like, whoa, dude. What the hell?

This is next level insults. Holy shit. It's always weird seeing like that horrible, like talk over like a kind of a... A delightful, like a playful... Also, yeah, another thing I wanted to bring up is like, you know if you see something like cars or something innocent, like a... Plains? Yeah, I saw Thomas the train engine thing and I was talking about this. You always call it that!

Tank engine, call it tank engines! Thomas Train engine! It's the same thing. It was like a really innocent, like, old Thomas episode where it was like a guy, because I was... He discovers true love or something. Yeah, no, he's like, Thomas, God, you're going to be late for dropping off the rock. And like, since Thomas is like, whole book is his voice by someone, he just like smiles and looks around. But in the comments, a guy was vividly explaining how a fucking train murdered his whole family.

On a kid's thing, and in a vivid detail. But it's like you see those on anything. Like, you just... Just some fucking loser, like, yeah, just pouring his whole thing. like it's a therapy session? Yeah, like you go to a fucking like, yeah, like a Pixar car's games trailer and then you see someone down the load who's like, my dad shot himself in the mouth with a shotgun, but you got a car, it's like, whoa, what the fuck, dude? I'm here to see a funny CG, Leonard of the cable guy.

Yeah. No, it's to bring the ambyspeter down, dude. It's weird because you see those comments, yeah, something really, not even, that even innocent, but sometimes it's just completely weird, like it's a... Do you think it's to get likes and, like, they're looking to get likes? It's something, there is, there was, they're, Yeah, you know, there's this video, yeah, I think it's for likes, but it's also, if you're, if you're that mentally at staple where, like, a CG car makes you be like, I put a shock in the mouth when I was 25. I thought about getting the brains everywhere. I wanted to leave a fucking mess. It's like, dude, calm down, man. I was looking at a blender videos, like, blender tutorials, like, Blender tutorials, like, there was, like, some, like, woman doing it. She's just a normal woman. And, like, one of the comments was just this fucking creepy-looking old guy. I was like, very good little girl. It's like, what? I have a picture save that you took, you screen kept a long time ago, this creepy Indian video,

and the comic is like from like a picture of like a baby, and it's typing a baby too. It's like, ha ha, l-o-l, very fun. And the title of the picture is, did a baby like this, that's the title of the JPEG. It's really creepy. It's like a baby with like from a low angle that's like teeth sticking out. He's like smiling. Yeah. It's a literal baby.

It's like an idiot baby. I like to think when you see like pictures of like people like smiling goofy that it's actually them leaving the comments. Like they're taking the picture. I'm going to say that for the YouTube profile. See I like love those but I hate the ones that are like it's a dog. It's like I'm a dog and I approve. Like go on fagy. Yeah.

Like President Obama. Like I'm Obama. Yeah. Thanks Obama. And then he gets like a fucking million votes. If it was like a creepy like grainy low angle shot off Obama's face and he's just saying something subtle and vague and it's like what the fuck is that Obama? Or you get Homer Sipson who's like Fuck you, your video sucks, man

fucking kill yourself I'm Homer Sipson You should fucking die Do But it's because it's like they changed their name years ago So they forget that the fucking name is that Jeff, you okay? You've been kind of quiet this podcast I don't know

You know, there's something I just wanted to kind of get off my chest Sure, what's up? If you don't mind, I wrote it down So I just, I wrote down paper here I just, uh, if you don't mind. No, no, no. Is it serious? You just hear me out, all right.

Okay, yeah. I never knew my father. I was raped by my gay cousin. You're about, stop laughing. This isn't funny. This isn't funny. My grandfather tried to kill my brother. My dog.

I'm going to have to do it. Shut up. Okay. And then he died who cancer? I've been, I've been in dozens of jump, and countless fights, guys, many of which resulted in me getting my ass handed to me.

I got listed as a potential school threat due to the harmless drawings back in seventh grade resulting in expulsion and rumors involving a second Columbine, and everyone involved trying their hardest to get me to do it by relentlessly bullying me and following me for the rest of middle

school. After being diagnosed with ADD right after and prescribed a stimulant, I developed hyper-anxiety disorder and lived and a constantated paranoia where everything caused a minor panic attack. You fucking faggots. Here are some outticks, you ugly lopsided tit having freaks. Enjoy!

I never knew my father. I was raped by my gangit. I'm sorry, Jeff. I know what was the son of video for again? Who's the emo girl? Oh yeah, the emo girls call I'm alone. Sorry, well, we'll be... They're fucking...

Okay, I'll try to... Let's have to do. No, yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, so sorry. Okay, guys, put on your serious basis. Okay, this is really long, I'm gonna, Jesus Christ. Sorry, we'll be quiet. You really look like your fucking cried for two hours. Um...

And the feeling that nowhere... Man, this is just... just guys, man, this is like 18 minutes long. You just edit it. You can just edit it. It was funny. Sorry, when you said I got rid of my gay cousin, I couldn't help it. Dude, you can't.

It's just so perfect. It's like my dad fucking tried to kill me. I got raped by my gay cousin. I got raped by my gay cousin was enough. That was 1,800 gay boy. The whole time you were listening. I was rubbing my hub cap penis like a DJ scratching a record.

Ficky, thicky, thicky. Join us next time on Sleepycast, where I'll put Pocky sticks in my dickhole, and shoot them up in the air with my pee, and catch them in my mouth. Goodbye.