SleepyCabin - SleepyCast Lost Episode - [Jesus R. Christ]

Episode Date: October 18, 2014

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This is a sleepy cast lost episode. Jesus R. Christ. Featuring psychic pebbles, spas kid, and Nile. My name is Captain Dickhead. Spreading my butt cheeks and staring at my asshole in the mirror is one of my secret delights. Man, Christians are weird, aren't they? Christians? You want to talk about a weird group? Christians.

Christians? Not to be insensitive. What pisses me off most about the whole Christian culture, is the fact that now they're like intertwined with everything we fucking do. So let me tell you a situation with the whole Christian thing. So I woke up one morning and this was, I had this whole like game plan set out. I had the works. I had everything set up.

Tomorrow I was going to go to the bank and pull money out. The bank was fucking closed, but it was on Monday. I'm like, it's not President's Day. It's not Columbus Day. It's not one of those glorious holidays. I'm like, it can't be anything special. What your all-type favorites? George Washington, looking down at you from Bobcorn.

Last week we were saying it was Halloween this week we're saying it's fucking president say is the best we let we I go back We go back to my important story So I was I wanted to go to I couldn't go to the bank and I wanted to go to two Giants that day and Giants was closed And I'm like what the fuck? What it what holiday is today and it was fucking Easter It's fucking Easter the national Christian holiday You're saying you're that excited by the day that the Jesus ran to a big rabbit and put him up on the cross I thought the rabbit laid Jesus in an egg and Jesus came out and he goes, Hello!

I heard Jesus rip the skin off a rabbit, put it on, gave the chocolate to the poor Indonesian boys. Why was the rabbit of chocolate in it? How do you think he got out of the time? How do you think he got out of the cave? He was like, if I go back out there, everyone's going to go, hey, that guy would kill them. So he was like, I'll dress like a rabbit, give kids Easter eggs. So they, hey, it's a giant rabbit, not Jesus. Look it up.

Perfect way to escape. This is on WWW. www.truthism.com This is an actual fact. Go there, get fucking... Oh, shut up. You'll wake up. This will wake you up.

Jesus wore... Sheep. So technically, Jesus was the first furry. Jesus was the first furry convention. He was also... Giving people chocolates. He also had the... Did he wear it in the furry experiences?

He had the first diaper fetish, too. Did he have the little... Jesus would put his diaper a giggle, pull a little chocolate to give to the kids. You know the butt plugs with the tails? And this, I don't want, what the fucking Jesus had a butt-plug tail that he bought from Bad Dragon?

That's not thinking, yeah. I think so. His little bunny, did he hop around with his, like, hands a little limply on his chest? You said something about baby Jesus. Baby Jesus farted his little diaper, giggling. Well, that's the thing, like, it's like, we gotta remember baby Jesus.

It's like, baby Jesus grew up. Baby Jesus fucking died on the cross for your sins. Like, he's not Baby Jesus anymore. Do you think baby Jesus, like, who's a baby face? He had to have farted. Dude, when I was a kid, you know, you had an ass, that's what he stuck his dildo into. Oh, yeah.

When I was a kid, when I was a kid, you know, Jesus is 33 years old. When I was a kid, I misheard somebody. They said he, I thought it, they said he was three years old. But for some reason, I thought this little baby grew into a full-size man at three years, so nobody questioned it. Well, he is Jesus. Yeah, I was like, well, that makes fucking sense. Like, if a baby, if a baby grew. He's gosses. He's goscious.

He's goshes. If a baby grew like 33 years, I believe he's a problem. In three years. Yeah, well, Tom Hanks did that. He grew 33 years of three years. Tom Hanks was touched my gosh. Tom Hanks. Oh, no, he did that. You're right.

He did that. Brad Pitt did the opposite. Benjamin Bhutan. I thought that was Robin Williams, who was Benjamin Button. Oh, no, no, that was Brad Pitt. Which one's the one where Robin Williams plays this like a 13-year-old boy and like a 40-year-old body? That's Jack. Oh, yeah.

That's what I'm talking about. Is that the one that I'm thinking of? No, Jack is the one where it's like a kid has the aging disease where he gets old. Oh, Tom Hanks was in big. So he really is Jesus then. Yeah. If anybody's Jesus, because Tom Hanks had a bullshit like gypsy thing, right? He had the machine that turned the older.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So technically, Rob Williams is Jesus. Yeah, because he naturally... H. 3 years. But isn't that movie actually about progeria? I think it is. I think it's based on the disease, progeria, the aging disease. But if you look up someone...

But if you look up someone with progeria, they don't look like a fully grown man. They don't. No, if you tell somebody, oh, yeah, the 10-year-olds or the... It's like, they're a little body. Well, you gotta think of it this way. You got to think of it this way. They're not going to go up to someone and be like, hey, you have Poiririan. Could you imagine Tom Hanks and Progerian that, like makeup on?

Nobody would watch that? No, I'm serious. Like, you can't just go up to someone who has it. You're like, hey, would you like to star in a movie where we talk about your illness? And they'd be like, I'm offended. He'd have to walk around like a Progerian. Well, Tom Hanks played like... I'm not knocking four Jillians.

I'm just saying... I have nothing... I have nothing against Progerian. I have nothing against Progerian. Wait, that Perjurian is a word we just coined, by the way. I have nothing in Pergerian. Babies. I think this episode is the most insensitive episode so far.

You know what pisses me off? Christian music. What turn you like about Christian music? It's not the concept of Christian music. It's just there's something about it. Like when I'm listening to a song, doesn't matter how good it is. And then they sing, they bring up a line where it's like,

Jesus is with me. It's like, okay, now the song's ruined. I enjoyed the vocals and I enjoyed the fucking guitaring. But now you just sung about something that's been regurgitated. It's the New Age Protestant Christian to do. It's like, you know, the New Age Protestant rock Christians like, they try to appeal to the youth. And they're like, Jesus is my here kissing me every night. It's the same.

What pisses me off is it's the same message that you've regurgitating for like fucking 20 years. Like we've heard it before from the previous guy who fucking baby vomited over there. Yeah. We heard it. Like anything is funny to be Christian comedy, Christian comedy. Christian comedy. Yeah, it's like a throne sex. It's like they're acknowledging the fact that it's not real comedy, so they have to call a Christian comedy.

They're never jokes either. It's never like self-deprily. It's always like, knock, knock, who's there? Jesus let him in. Zach, you were on Netflix and you were watching a fucking, like, Dane Cook equivalent of a Christian comedian who was like up there. To be the Dane Cook of Christian comedy is pretty fucking long. That's what he was. He was.

I mean, you could look at him. You could be like, wow, this is like Dane Cook for old people. Because he was up there. He was like, on the road. And he's like, yeah, it's like a trucker. He's basically just saying like, oh, get out of the way, get out of the way, or something like the horn.

Like he started doing this thing where he was personifying the noises things make, like what dogs make. Like when a dog's barking. Give me food. Yeah, like, yeah, I heard that when I was in third grade and they were tossing fucking keys in my face. Tell me a new one.

It wasn't funny, yet people were sitting in the audience. It was falling out of their seat. It was hosted by the fucking, I think it was the wife from everybody loves Raymond. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, why are she in this? Dude, she was pulling on some pretty serious, like, fucking stabs at, like, at, like, atheists and all these, like, for a Christian. Those goddamn atheists need to have a question. Were they actually doing atheists?

Yeah, they're like, what's the further thing about anything? They're going to hear him, I hear. Really? Everyone's clapping. Oh, that's pretty good, though. They're foaming. You're a good Christian comment. What, shoot.

You want to hear a joke, call you? You'll be the audience, so I'll be the Christian, okay? I'm a studio audience. He's the thing about Jesus. He's the way he's very cool. And he comes back from dead too. Thank you. It's pretty good.

Knock, who's there, Jesus come by. Jesus said, his car broke down. He wants Mr. Worship, please. Ah! Jesus! What's funny? If Jesus, knock on your heart, you better love him me.

He ain't no trick-or-treater, I'll tell you that much. Tric-or-or-treaters are the devil. I actually fucking laugh. That's celebrating demons. If you see a demon, You might be like this, you know what I mean? You sound like fucking blue-collar TV. If you celebrate Jesus, you might be a Christian.

If you believe in Jesus, you might be a Christian. All right, let's get down. Do you remember that shit? That was so bad. I remember that schick with the whole fucking, like, if you got two beers in one hand and they're warm and you're like, honey, throw me another one, you might be a redneck. It's like, like, yes.

But I can't roll it. If you fuck your sister and your kid has several toes, you might be a redneck. As one under the words. Wait, are you, might be a redneck. Are they Christian jokes? Because I can imagine. No. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking is.

They're like white feeding beer jokes. Yeah. Yeah, it's like if your boat is a second, if your boat is your guest room or something. If your boat is named John Deere the second, you might be a redneck. I don't get it. I don't get it. If you're washcloths. Listen, I was born.

in the Outback, so I know these kinds of things. Outback Steakhouse more like. That's a good place. They got you to them good foods. That's good. Outback Steakhouse right now, guys. Outback Steakhouse, uh, Blumen Onion. This podcast is brought to you by the Olive Garden. Were you guys both raised in like a Christian family? Well, my family kind of are kind of Christian.

They're not like super religious, but they identify as Christians. You said your dad dressed up as Jesus every year and walked around the house like saying, nail me, nail me, nail me. Is that true? Yeah, well, that is true. But it was only once a year. We kind of saw it coming. We all left the house when that happened. You got tired of this thing.

All the nail bit. Okay, Dad. For me... We knew him that it was coming. For me, like, there was a point where I was Christian, like, part-time for, like, one side of my family. Oh, just, like, 40 hours a week? Yeah. Like, I worked a steady Christian job.

Yeah. Of going to do Christian things for 40 to 20 hours a month. Yeah. Basically, my dad's side, he only really did church things when he wanted to fuck someone. So when my dad wanted to fuck a chick Your dad is like the dudes from wedding craters Exactly Yeah he's like he's like

She's really into like God and stuff So you better enjoy it And I'm like dad church is Okay Your dad tried to lure you to church You'd be like you better be a good man You were your dad's wing man I would have to go with him

Because like I lived with him But would you dad get jealous If you got it to you instead I don't know Like she was like you had a big dick on you What? This is sad like book collar TV Starry Comedy Sentry first

Okay, no, but Like, with my mom, she's pretty much like She believes in Jesus and God and stuff But she believes to a point where she's like, you know, God's in all of us, I don't think you need to go to some fucking rankled building And this is some dude talking about it.

If it gives you peace and like you don't shove it in people's face That's exactly what my mom says. My mom's like, people that say you have to go to church Or you're going to sin and go to hell It's like you don't. If you just believe in God or you have God in your whole Or you, and you're a Christian that's good enough because it's like when the fuck that God say you had to go to the

go to go to a place and listen to I respect people's belief people can believe whatever they want to yeah as long as they're not shoving your face in it's what I'm talking about though we can we're still people are still like to ridicule anything they want to yeah except for Islam except yeah well that's a whole other that's our last episode yeah exactly like people people think like have you have you ever have you bed back to church being a non-believer it is very creepy I went back there for, I went back to church for Christmas. And you sit there, it's a big dark group.

Like when you're there, it's like, yeah, whatever, it's church. But when you go back from the perspective of I don't really believe this that much or whatever, it's very cultish if I can say that. Yeah, well, they're all like, yeah, because they're all saying it monotone voices. Yeah, it's like, um, Christ has come. Christ has risen. Christ will come again. Yeah, see.

When you hear like a thousand people singing that in unison, it's very creepy because you're kind of looking around. And they're all like dead-eyed just looking at the altar going cross. Passage B-6. You were supposed to sing along. That's not even a real passage in the Holy Bible. B-6? Is it a fucking manual? Is it a, what, is it a manual to build a chair, Corey? I sunk your battleship. Fuck.

That actually sounds like a battle. Yeah, B-6. Yours is better than mine was. The last time I went to church. like the last last time. And there was like some like Ellen degenerate set up, like stage thing at the bottom. And then there was like,

there was like these people who came out. They were like, you know, hip young, hip young Christian doers. And they were talking in their book. And they're like, hey,

you guys want to hear a passage from Jesus? And everyone's like screaming. Cory, would you tie it up and what? And Sunday's a story. That was a while ago. Yes. Tell the audience about that.

Oh, um, I went to Sunday school. And the people didn't, feel like watching us, so they used to tie us down with those like fucking like jump rope type ropes. They would tie us down to these fucking like shitty play school chairs at the plastic ones that you'd knock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They used to tie us down to that and make us watch Veggie Tales. Now, you're, I don't think you've been exposed to Veggie Tales, have you?

What, what's Veggie Tales? Oh my God. It was good, it was a good cartoon show for what it was worth at the time. Man, veggie, any... I have an idea of what it is already. It's talking Christian vegetables that teach you how good God is I saw I saw a video of this Christian cartoon and and for what it's worth it's a good show I saw this video of a Christian cartoon and what you call it they were all singing a song nonchalantly so they're all like Jesus has risen and then one and they were they vegetables um they were just these like ugly character designs and it just went from one character to the other just like every other Christian and then no they're all like yeah and they're all

and then one of them goes a blood sacrifice and then they just keep going Not again, just not shallotly. I was like, wait a minute, go back. It's like, a blood sacrifice. That's how they fucking ingrain that shit into kids' head. You brought something up. Have you noticed that almost anything that's Christian and people want to make something?

It's always like this horrible quality. Yeah, they always have this horrible, like designs and they all, like, yeah. Those are really, really bad quality. There was one of those shows. There was one show called fucking, it was like Bible Adventures or something. And I, God, I need to find it. It was made with,

It was made with fucking Go Animate. There was this guy who made a Kickstarter for Go Animate. He needed to buy everything, and it was like $5,000 to buy anything. He wanted $10,000. I think it was like $10,000, yeah, $5 or $10,000. Go Animate is like the biggest scam for kids. It's like, kids are like, Mom, get your credit card out. I got a deal of Bruin.

Go do Christian Copery Pilot. It's like that Club Penguin thing, like all those like little kit things. It's a genius, like a marketing idea to get, like, because their kids are idiots. They're going to buy into that shit. I guarantee. That's why they indoctrinate kids with that. I guarantee there was like a Christian like fucking group that took Sago animate as an opportunity to start making Christian cartoon.

Do you ever feel like amazing on Sunday morning when you're driving, you're walking and you're walking in or out of church and you're like, oh, I don't have to be there. It's such a good feeling. Yeah, because you're older. Your parents aren't making you go. Yeah, no, exactly. It's like I haven't gone to church and fucking... Listen, kids, if you go to church, just sneak out the back and smoke a few sigs. I think my parents went...

Smoke a joy right in Jesus's face. The one thing that's kind of nice about church is like... the sense of community because I think that's why my parents actually went because they get to see like their neighbors and stuff I don't know They want to see your ugly neighbors under Jesus is disgusting stature well Well, they do I know wow is this is Sissed him Motherfuckers I know what you're talking about like the conversing outside Yeah, they all conversed white male you fucking sys Do you know cysts that was a joke

Unine tumors yeah sis are benign tuners Duh You're not even drunk call you're drinking coffee Now you guys know just how I am when I'm sober. He is a real Corey unplugged on script. He is 100% sober right now. First you said Ellen DeGenerate. Now this, Corey, man.

The Ellen DeGenerate show. DeGeneres. DeGeneres is like a slurred. It's like a negative. You fucking degenerate, get up my line. I actually remember my eight-year-old sister once going, Ellen DeGeneres? And I go, no, no, Ellen DeGeneres. Oh, she goes, oh, that makes sense.

It's 23, dude. Dude, I know that. 24. 24, 23. It's just a number. I can still be a 6 year old. Yeah, 2 plus 4 is 6. The two numbers are...

I didn't think about that. You know what I also thought about it. I know it's a pretty redundant thought by this point, but there's going to be some point in the future where a president will have had a YouTube account as a child. Like right now, there's potentially a president calling some kid a faggot on a machine of a video, and he's going to run the country in like 30 years. Is that a fascinating or 40 years or whatever? No, seriously.

That is the truth. In the future. No, there's not going to be any anon. If you look up. If you look up. El liberty. I mean, I can't say that. El liberty.

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Ananimity. Ananimity. You can't say it either, Corey. Why am I getting this? You already know I can't say stuff. Anonym. That's what I've been saying. No, he said anonymity.

To do it. Anon. Anon. Anon enemy. And on enemy. Anonymity. People have already closed that of the podcast. All right, goodbye.

Okay, well. No, seriously. So. Well, so anyways, I was just saying like, there's going to be a pointed time in the future where a president is thinks of me. I was going to say something. I was going to say,

look up, Obama Gerald Jr. Look at his first YouTube video. What is this? Obama Gerald Jr. Look at his first. Gerald. Oh, Gerald.

Look at his first YouTube video. That's the second name. That's the second name. Who's Obama Gerald, Jr.?? What are you? country of Obama General. That's his name, dude. Obama J.O. Jr. What about Barack?

That's his, that's his... That's his... Yeah, they call him that. Okay, well, you're bullshit. You look him up. Look up, Obama J.O. Jr. I like her when you're thinking of a future president, you put the current president in the title, because you can't... He's lip-sinking to Britney Spears,

bye, by, bye. You know, there's... That was... Insync, dude. There's a video that was... Did you guys hear this? There's a video of Vladimir Putin that was leaked yesterday, of him, lip-synkin. city escape. He was singing that song on YouTube they discovered. Oh, no,

I thought it was the Sonic Or song. No, it was City Escape. Living in the city. Cornido City Escape. Listen, being a fraternal faggot Sonic fan, why do you keep saying a paternal? I know that if he sung a Sonic R song and he sung Living in the City, people would

fucking be like, you're not a real Sonic fan because you like Sonic R, and that makes you gay. You know, you have to survive. And Putin wouldn't want that reception. But I'll say, there's going to be a point to the future. where every president has like their entire online history all the way until age like two or whatever they started using it. So you can go see a president's Facebook pad

and that's going to be used against people in the future. It's like, well, my opponent here... Dress up like Naruto for one of the fucking... Yeah, he was like Lerudo and get the hand signs. And he was 15, he was way too open for that. He did one of those like Lincoln Park came in Nerudo. Yeah, you were sitting in your room. You were singing Lincoln Park.

This shit's like fucking 20 years old, dude. What do you got on me? He's like, yeah, well... I looked at it. I looked at it. the wallpaper, what? Your favorite Christian videos? It's like, dude, there was...

You know what I mean? It's gonna be one of those things where it's constant back and forth. So we're talking about Christian stuff. Talk about your Christian life, Zach. You were Christian? Yeah, I was raised Christian. My dad was Catholic and my mom was Protestant, so it was always an interesting balance.

My dad never really practiced, though. He never really went to church. I have a question. Yeah. Did you used to go into the bathroom and take, like, the nine-tailed catwip and hit yourself in the back and be like, I'm a terrible son?

No, the priest's, he used to be like, you little bitch he'll fucking apologize to Jesus. And he had a guy coming to Jesus. Yeah. Well, you were trying to brush your teeth? Yeah, I was like, my teeth and Jesus would come in and slap me, be like, apologize, faggot. I saw what you did today. You fucking slapped the back of my head.

Jesus went torment me. I was in the shower one time taking a shower, and Jesus walked in. Like, like, like, small dick. You call that a dick, little baby boy? And he slapped my ass in the towel. He said, good game. And I was like, Dad. Do the same thing happen with me. That's why if you're going to follow Jesus, just make sure you're on his good side because Jesus...

He's a dick if you're... Right. Jesus was laying... I was like, I need to sit on the couch. And Jesus was like sprawled out. And he's like, sorry, there's no room. And he didn't have any fucking pants on. He had Cheetos in his fucking mouth.

And he was like, dude, move your legs and, like, sit down like a... You were supposed to on the couch and he was like... He did like one of those, like, 90-degree elf farts in my face. Yeah, he spurt his knees. Like, one of his legs were straight in the... Yeah. And then I was like, dude, I need to watch this.

He's like, what, porn? And then he was like, high-fiving ghosts and shit. He was like, yes, it was like, Jesus, if you're going to make a joke, you can't congratulate yourself. Yeah, it's like, what, what are you ate? And he's like, Jesus, you've been watching fucking Shark Week on Netflix for the last two weeks to get up and do something. Wait, what is he watching Shark Week for two weeks? I don't know. There's inconsistencies in your story.

You know, this is Jesus. This is what pisses me off. Okay, I wake up. About Jesus? Yeah, no, like, another thing, like, when he's, like, sprawled down eating Cheetos and L farting, I come downstairs and he's tevoing all of Nick Jr. And it's like, dude, I'm way too old for this stuff. I'm an adult and he's like yeah yeah I just let's do the background noise it's like dude I saw you on time watch you were singing the blues clues you were fucking

singing the blues clues you were singing go Diego go the spin-off and your diaper by the way go Diego go was such a bullshit by the way Jesus we clean your diapers out of your fucking you throw them in the laundry bin that's not where your diapers go dude that is not where your diapers go you sell them on eBay to your fans on your diaper YouTube channel Jesus just because you reviewed diapers on YouTube doesn't mean you're paying rent. You get five cents from CPM. All right?

You can't live up... Nobody cares about your fucking, like, vintage peanuts diapers. Like, I mean... Wait, wait, let's pull up the video of Jesus doing the diaper review. One second. Hey, y'all, it's my Jesus. Got some little diapers here, picked up a Walmart for $2.95

save. We got a nice little nice fabric here for my duty to fall into. Just kidding. All right. I'm going. like a big old nugget in this one. It's got some striped patterns

on this. Okay, well that's all for today. Goodbye. He's a weird video. His voice said stupid, too. Can you believe that? Who the fuck? He actually sounds oddly like the blue collar dude from earlier.

Wait. Oh, weird. These guys probably think we're talking about Jesus. Oh, Jesus H. Christ. We were talking about Jesus or Christ. It's a different guy. Yeah, Jesus are Christ. Like, he lives in Jamaica.

His dad runs Toys R Us. It's a whole misconception. Sorry about that, guys. You thought we made Jesus. I feel so bad. I understand that the, you know, the correlation of us talking about Christianity. We must sound like jokes right about it now. We had a Jamaican friend. His name was Jesus Our Christ.

Yeah. He also, uh... He was kind of an asshole. And he used to dress as a bunny rabbit. And it's not because he's Jamaican. He was an asshole. That would be insensitive. No, he was an asshole because he went out of his way to review diapers, spill shit everywhere.

Fucking TiVo. every single episode of fucking blues clues blues clues But no you have any crazy Christian experiences That you had to go through when you were a little baby boy No but there was one priest who was in my parish And he was a parish I was a Catholic and I still don't know what that is

Oh well I think it might just be an Irish thing I could be a bad Catholic I don't know A parish is like you know like a gang No it's like a hood it's a gang of priests A walk around No it's like a community it's like one community is one parish one color is their hood. Oh dude, they're all wear white.

Scary as fuck, man. Dude, that's actually There's another place here that wears all white too, I think. Their club, a little here called the Republicans. Political. Here's something you didn't know about a Republicans. What's that, what's that old man? Get off your walker, you geriatric.

Oh, what's that? Sorry, we don't play fucking Tilly Winks in Ballin Cup anymore. This is the 21st century, okay? The calculators in computer grandpa. The calculator is something you used to learn math problem with grandpa. Republic, can't not be racist, you

fucks. Democrats? Hey, what's up? Cool, pool party at 10? Be there. Now that is good. Guys, I think we got into the political satire area. I think our fans are going to love it. I think they're going to love our political side.

You know, Zach likes to doodle in a spare time? He had one... Girls old Republican men and fucking like, Dramatics. He had one recently and it was Obama sitting in a bathtub and he was washing himself with drones He was watching himself with taxpayer money and say we'll wash What he's bathing? No, he was bathing in tax payroll right right and said they won't wash my mistakes off Yeah, and the rubber ducky was uh was the was Ronald Reagan what? Yeah, so we're talking you just don't get it. You'll you'll figure it out. We're talking about Christians

Oh yeah. Can you think of anything other Christian themed? Christian I'll take... It didn't count, but he is Christian. Do Mormons count as Christian since they believe in Jesus? I have never met a Mormon. I have. You know, something, they're always really nice. I've never met one.

They always used to knock on my door and I never... Literally, literally like, after watching the South Park episode in their fucking musical... That episode is spot on, dude. I swear God... I've never met a Mormon. Every time they come to my house, I was always like, oh, I'm going to be like, fuck these guys. And open the door and be like, hi, how are you doing? And I was like, God damn, you know.

Because they kept coming back the same two. guys. And I was like, they're really irritating me. But they were doing it. Like, hi, how you doing, brother? And I was like, God damn it. I feel like the people. What are you doing? You're opening a new can of fucking green beans here now. Hey, man, I don't eat green beans that come from cans. Thank you, for this day. That was, Jesus, our Christ.

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