SleepyCabin - SleepyCast Lost Episode - [The Green M&M]

Episode Date: April 11, 2015

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This is a sleepy cast lost episode. The Green Eminem. Featering Stamper, Rice Pirate, Nile, and Spaz Kid. My name is Captain Dickhead. Milk, Milk, Lemonade around the corner is your asshole that poops and farts. Do you guys remember when Eminem's put out that big campaign to pick the next color? Oh yeah. M&Ms?

Yes. Yes. And then, like, I remember sitting in class and, and, We actually did a ballot in class, in school. Really? For what color the next Eminem should be? Oh, fuck. When I was in school.

That's awesome. In English class. Was this the same school where the lady told you about heaven is fact? And I voted for purple. I was thinking purple. Yeah, that's a great one. Because they had, um, they said purple, pink, and blue. Purple.

Yeah, purple. And blue M&M still exists to this day. Because it's red, white, and blue. And purple is a very extravagant color. I like it. But everyone fucking loves purple. It's magical. It's beautiful. But even to this day, I'm like, oh, they got fucking blue M&Ms. And I think

I guess they're getting rid of the... You're always really bitter about it. The brown M&M is or something? You should have been purple, bitch. The brown one makes no sense. It's like an inside out Eminem. Like, it's like the inside of the M&M is brown. Oh. Would you fuck the green Eminem? Yeah, dude. I was totally fucked the green Eminem.

Guys, like, green. Dude, I saw... You see that bitch peel her skin off? That's what I was about to say. Should a picture of her, like, removing her fucking skin? Man, I would fucking peel it up with black and fuck it. Me and Stamper and Corey. And Corey Stamper and I, we always We always high-five over butt stuff and stuff, and we get that.

But I don't get... So fucking sorry. No, I don't get an intermission. But I don't get... The area that my weiner goes into. Sorry. You don't have to be sorry. I think that's perfectly fine, but the green M&M is what I don't understand.

The green M&M... Why don't you understand? She's got these hot... They want to fuck the green eye. I understand you. She's got these hot heels, these fucking nice lips. Put a big round body

with an M on it. Oh, dude. She's got the curves. Let me tell you. Let me tell you why I like the green M&M, right? Dude. And I'll pop that bitch in my mouth.

She melts a little bit and then I could put my dick anywhere. No. No. No. No, wherever you put your dick brown off the side of my head. All right, two things.

Two things. Wherever you put your dick, Brown is going to come out of it. You know what? No matter what. Yeah, whatever you put your dick in a butt. Brun is going to come out of it.

No, it's not. And also, she doesn't have a booty. If she's round, her booty end, like her, her, her, dude, she's a walking. She is a walking butt cheek. Listen, no, I guarantee. Well, when you put it out of it. No, I guarantee, I could draw Miss Eminem getting fucked with a booty.

You could draw anything getting fucked with a booty. You drew a Tetris piece the other day. I don't understand a donut or a fruit loop. A fruit loop or a donut, I don't understand more because they have a hole that you put in. Oh, dude. You could eat. Oh, that'd be so hot. The green Eminem all sweaty, getting fucked in the center.

The center? But it's not right there. The center where her fucking hole meets. She doesn't have a hole. She's an M&M. She's a solid. She has a shell. Oh, no, you don't understand.

She's going to have a set. That means you'd have to, you'd have to lick it for a while. I'd do that. She's got it. You'd have to get it wet and ready by licking it. And then you could press it. I'd lick it because it tastes. She's going to have a nut center.

You know what I'm sorry? Well, do we have somebody. That's a cream-filled center. But the thing is, out of Sleepycast. audience, I'm probably somehow in the minority by not thinking the green Eminem is attracted. No. Well, you like the yellow Eminem?

Moving on. No, the big fucking fat guy Hey, guys, I'm Patrick Star. Yeah, what to fuck Nile? Oh, no. You could have got the green other. Yeah, I'm the red Eminem. No, he's a hostile, whatever. Sleazy New Yorker. No, I don't want to fuck any of M&M. That's my point.

The bashful orange one, who's all like, hey, guys, leave me alone. That's kind of, that's more like your That's cute. That's more your... All of a sudden, you're... Your whole cadence changed. You were like, you're like, you're double standard. You want to fuck Eminem's and he brings up this shy orange when you're like, yeah. I bet it was a joke though.

Fucking double standards. Let me paint a scenario for you, Nile. I thought you said penis scenario. You're a penis scenario for you, Nile, okay? You're sitting alone, your apartment in night. It's casual. I'm lonely in my part. You had a nice cup of hot cocoa, so you already got a taste for chocolate.

Right? Green M&M knocks on your door and knock, knock, knock. I'd be fucking terrified. I would like open door and start. Have you seen how tall she is? Yes, that's even more terrifying, Corey. Dude, that bitch is a perfect size. It's not like your fucking...

Her eyeballs are the size of my torso. No, they're not. They're the size of your balls. No! That's huge! That's not! Can I finish the scenario, please? Let me finish the scenario.

Okay. She comes in, she says, nah. I'm already screaming in fear. She comes up, she says, hey. I've already came my pants in the back room. I'm screaming in fear. She says, listen. I know I don't have any holes, but I'm gonna fucking suck you off, and it's gonna be the most amazing shit.

Have you seen her fucking lips? She's got these kiss lips. She's got no nose. Dude. She says, yo, what does that matter? What does that matter? If I saw a girl who got no nose, I kind of free you out. It's not a girl.

It's an M&M. Exactly. That's my point, Corey. It's not a girl, though. It's an M&M with a fucking pussy and a butt. Does she have a pussy in a butt? Or a fucking hole. She said, I challenge you.

She has a pussy, or if you have the nut flavor one, she has a nice little package down there. She says, you don't even need to make me come. I'm just, I'm just looking for you, Nile. I just want to make you come. That's it. So she lays in the bed. She lifts up her little green like skin. Wait, ew.

Ew. The fact that she has to lift up her skin, why is that hot? Corey, Corey. I'm sorry. The fact that she has to take her clothes off. It's closed, Nile. Underneath her fucking, underneath her green, she has. a beautiful black bottle. That's the same as saying if a... It's a shell. So that's the same as saying if a turtle goes hang out.

That's not the same thing. That's not the same thing. That's not the same thing. That's not the same thing. Oh, so it's the same thing if a black chick came over to your house and, oh, whoops. Black chicks are hot. Nile! Oh, it's literally like wearing a full body. Yeah. It's literally like wearing a full body suit. Underneath her fucking coat of green is just a black M&M. Hey, do you, have you ever seen an M&M before? Or is this like, Okay, then have you ever open up an M&M? What's inside of it? Chocolate. Yes.

There you go. That's what's underneath the M&M. Fucking mystery solve. The mystery fucking Scooby-Doo fan doesn't need to pull up this time. Which I eat. I'm not sexually attracted to the chocolate inside of it. Gross! That is that an M&M has chocolate inside.

That's your point. It's not, but I'm not sexually. I don't want to stick my dick in an Eminem. You're a fucking lie. No, you're fucking... I want to put it in my mouth and taste it. No, you're a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar.

If the green Eminem was spread on the bed right now. Cory. Cory, okay. So when this podcast gets released, if you draw an M&M that I would go, okay, that's hot. I swear to God, I'm gonna do that. I'm doing it in this. I swear to God, I'll eat my, I'll eat my work. I'm doing it.

If I don't find it hot though, don't get offended, I don't find it hot. Because I will, you know what? I won't, I won't say it's not hot. You're gonna eat your fucking words? I will. I want to let it when a toasty little black chocolate. No, don't get into it. Comes over?

You can't eat that, motherfucker. How is an Eminem hot? Dude, look at her. Are you kidding me? Dude, he's... If that armchair that you're sitting on had a big eyeballs and big luscious lips, would you fuck it? Yes! I have fuck this without that!

I wouldn't put it past you! Corey has drawn a female boo. And I think it was like one of the fucking cutest things I'd ever seen. Yeah. I'm... Why am I in the minority here, guys? Because you wouldn't fucking add into objects with pussies and vaginas. Next question.

Hold on, hold on, though. Yeah, you just weird. When was the last time you got late? I don't understand. You know what? You know what? You know what, faggagg me and Corey on a higher preen than you are. What are you talking about? I was right there next to you fucking gangbaking the green damn.

Wrong? Yeah, you were sitting in the corner jerking off, Nick. The end. You know what, you guys, you know what? Once you guys go home, be safe, wake up tomorrow, get some porridge. Is that what, is that what non-perverts do? You're totally a pervert. I'm a huge pervert.

Don't even fucking... No, no, no. Cory, I'm a pervert. Put some raisins in it. I'm not attracted to Adam. Liar! Liar! Not everyone's going to be... Is there an animomorphic...

Animomorphic... Animomorphic. Animalorphic. Animalorphic. Animalorphis. I think it's anthropomorphic. No, okay. Look, Nick,

let me tell you the extent. That word... I like human beings. I fuck... I, um, jack off to regular porn. We're not fucking like... We're not fucking like... But once, I tried to be a really big pervert,

and I go, do you know what it'll be a huge fucking taboo? If I jack off to... Say it, I'm okay. Bart Simpson's fucking Marge Simpson. I jacked off of that once. When I was like 17 years old. You know what? Truthfully, I bet...

Martins is huge ass, dude. No, I bet tons of people have done that. Truthfully speaking... But like, compared to Bart, because Barre was all small and stuff in March of this huge ass, I was like, holy shit is awesome. Dude, people jack off to fucking Peter Griffin. fucking Meg.

It's not shocking. Yeah, this isn't, this isn't, like, you just fucking came, came clean. Yeah, well, yeah, okay, well, that's actually the furthest I've went. They came clean. I've got, I'm the worst than you.

Bart fucking Marge is the worst I've done in, like, I don't, I don't like Hentai, but I really like the art, and I know that sounds like, oh yeah, of course, everyone says that. That's actually true. Do you ever see that one where is Reket Ralph, uh, Nailing, uh, what's her face? Like, wrecked Ralph?

And he's like, I'm gonna, what's that character? Sarah, what's that character? What's her name? Sarah Silverman? Yeah, but the character's name. Sarah Silverman mini version? I can't remember it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mini version. Mini, mini, Minis. Vanelopee von Sweets. Yeah, yeah. There was some pictures that they did of that. I know. It was pretty intense. It's an over-wratt. She's a kid, dude. She's not, though. She's an adult. In the fucking thing, she's not a kid. Okay, well, that's- Well, Sarah Silverman, yeah. Yeah, Sarah Silverman. I thought Sarah Silverman.

But it's Sarah Silverman. It's basically Sarah Silverman as a fucking little mini. Let me clear this up. Sugar doll. immediately forever when it's so fucking bizarre for me when people like oh you fucking jerk off to that you fucking weirdo I'm not saying you're weirdo though I know no no no I know you're not but people like yeah you jerk off to that you fucking weirdo

it's like I jerk off to this it's like yeah you know maybe I jerked off to hentai once but like why are you crucified me for it? I'm not exactly no no I know you're not this is like in general like you know when people are like oh you jerk off to that that's your fetish it's like at the same time we're all sitting at home jerking off. You can't

criticize anybody. That's completely fine. But the green M&M and M. She's a circle with an M in the middle. Uh, if that's all you see her as, and you're not, you don't deserve to be a part of this conversation. I don't deserve to be a pervert. Okay, so what is... Whoa! What is two far gone for you guys? What is

like, no. For you guys? You know what, Nile? No, no, no, please. No, no, no. Uh, someone in a diaper vomiting. I'm gone. Yeah, okay, so someone who likes that shit would be like, Corey, someone who likes that shit is like, Corey, what the fuck you're talking about, man? A diaper is like... But I'm not gonna be like, bro, you're gross for liking that. I'm gonna, I understand why you like that, but I don't like it.

Because to me, I don't like it. Why can't we just jerk off in harmony? I'm completely content with someone going out, jerk it off to a dude farting his diaper and throwing up. I'm fine with that. But for me, I don't give a shit. What about a guy? And he does it on green screen and then does like effects and shit. Yeah, I don't care.

What about a guy who stabs a girl in her throat and fucks the hole that he stabbed? I'm not into that. I'm not into that. I'm not going to shame them for it. And I would shame them for that. Why? Why? What benefit does it?

You're just being a hypocrite Because they're gonna go fucking jerk off to you A girl ain't another girl's ass Or vice versa Beautiful Exactly, but someone else would be like That's gross You show you're looking consercing this stuff

You're a hypocrite Two-faced Motherfucking drunk idiot Pirate from the Himalas Fuck you And I can't jerk off to Sweet sweet green candy She's a motherfucking

If you saw a human being She's a Korean She's a Korean Look if you saw a human being who was a beautiful girl, but she was just green for no reason. Would you fuck her? Yeah. Big and green and beautiful.

She just takes off. She takes off. No, it's her clothes. I understand. Oh, my God. Yeah, she did. Oh, my God. In the MN M scenario, I get it.

But there's like the bed of the end of it. Yo, she took that fucking M off. What about a fucking musketeer bar? Would you fuck that? If there's a hot girl version or fucking maybe even a trans? Oh, mine. I make that a creamy nouging center. Nile, you look so per, you look at such a loss.

I want to understand. I really do, Cori. I want to understand. I don't want you to be mad at me. I really do want to understand. I just don't. You just don't get it. No.

It all started with Smirkland. Niall, I thought you were the biggest freak ever, man. It all started with smir. Me and you used to be on the same freak page. Dude, with humans. Yes, we are with humans. But you wouldn't. You won't fuck the green Eminem.

You wouldn't eat the butt of a green M&M. If it tastes like chocolate, maybe. Of course it tastes like fucking chocolate. Oh, then of course. You're fucking eating the butt of an Eminemem. It's not gonna taste like Snickers unless she fucking got around. What if it tastes like poop? Well, actually, I eat butt anyway.

That doesn't, that's actually negative. Now listen, Nile, that's the stupidest fucking thing you ever said because you could just pull her skin off and just eat an M&M underneath. You're eating chocolate. What if you had a sugar crate? Call up Ms. Green Eminem. She comes over fucking put that pussy in your face. I'd be eating it.

And it tastes like chocolate. That green Eminem pussy in your face. All right, guys, I'm beginning to understand where you're coming from, but can you please listen to me and understand where I'm coming from. I won't, you sit and talk as long as you need to. So, okay. You see this character on commercials with huge fucking eyes. They're not that big.

They're massive. They're not, she's not that big. So she walks into your house? They're fucking M&M. She was sitting like women. Mildil, Nile, let me stop you. Have you ever stopped yourself when you were about to go and have the happy fun times of the lady? Okay.

And said, oh shit, your eyes are too big. I'm not going to fuck you. What if they were half the size of my torso, maybe? Nile. What are you saying? She's an ham and a house. She's huge. Hold on.

Have you seen the commercial? Have you seen the commercial? She's not that big. Hold on. You've seen the commercial. You know what she looks like. You know what she looks like with other human beings. Which, yeah, they're notchalantly looking.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's standing right here. She's right here. Just like she is in the car. Just like she is in the commercials. Oh my God. You can lift her up like a fucking. Just drop her on Denver.

Step her. And then let me, let me, let me, let me put it this way. And if you. Sampur. You're eating chocolate. Oh, Stammer and Corey, if you were... You're fucking... You're fucking... So if you're...

Yo, she would be shells and chocolate splatters on my bed. After I was done with her. She would be done. Stamper, you're in a farm. Yeah. And a donkey is looking at you like this. He's bending over. Is it hot?

It's flushing. Is it hot? It's big... Is it hot? I don't think it's hot. Is it anthocle? No, it's a donkey. It's like...

Is it... Well, then it's a real animal. Yeah, but it's... Beastiality. It has beautiful human eyes that flow. Let Nile's. Yeah, go ahead. So I was like, I want to hear Nile's projection.

It has his ass in the air. I want to hear Niles projection. I want to hear his 40 and slips too. You know, you know, you know this donkey wants you to fuck it. Uh-huh. It's in heat. Yeah, I know. This is a real donkey.

This is a real donkey with real human eyes. It's biting its lip. It's going, uh-huh. Yeah, Stamber, would you fuck that ass? Would you fuck? And you look, you're like, oh, this is weird, but then you look at its pussy. You looked at this donkey's pussy cord and it was like a perfect slit.

You're just and it had like bon you just had like fucking ass cheeks and I had like when you went like that's a horse 19 or 20 don't this happened you when you were 19 or 20? No, I was talking about you I would go on and it's like and it just that's the sound it makes it goes now don't 19 or 20 but what's this donkey did they mean? That's only when they're coming. I've actually been with someone who made those sounds so it's not really that far off Yeah, so what if they did that? They looked behind them and they like, ah, and they wade their asses, like, the asses is pun, no punit.

This is a real donkey waving its ass at you. Yeah, but it has big, huge eyelashes that it's like, ding, ding, fucking Corey. You know it wants you to fight. It's giving you the fuck me, guys, let's just say. All right, this is a really simple one. This is, because look, they're going to say no. God don't, shame me. But look, whatever makes, because it's real.

This is a fucking double standard, though. This donkey wants a double standard. Listen. This is not! This is the same gravel reality. Why did the donkey talked? and it was like, fuck me,

Stamper. Fuck me. Dude in the morning, make me some wax. No, no, no. Come, Stamper. Let's do what makes that.

I want to know. I want to edit this. I want you to be dead on us now. Bugs Bunny dressed as a cute ass girl. Holy fuck. What's right in here. Wait.

Holy fuck. Okay. Walks right in. Lifts its little tail. You know what I. Lifts its little tail. Nick. Okay.

And is begging for it. You might have snooked me in one way because. When you said Bugs Bunny alone, he doesn't even have to get in his suit. No, yeah, I do. That's messed. No, no. Okay. Bugs are being in fucking trouble, man.

When I watched space. Because Bugs don't have a dick, but he's got a butt. When I watched Space Jam when I was younger, okay, Lola Bunny did kind of give me a little feelings in my willy. But. In your willy. In my little willy. Because I was eight.

I had a little willy. Now you great. You created a scenario. No. You created an alternate scenario where a donkey. Bill. had real blush eyes a fucking like curvy button all this shit

you created this right? Does it have a big dick? It's a fictional animal if that's the case because don't fucking have that. So in this reality I would ram the fuck out of that the donkey. Yeah it's fucking fake. That's all I needed to know I was just wondering. He would change his in context. He would fuck your fictional

beautiful sexy, sexy donkey. I would fuck your fictional beautiful sexy donkey. Sex crazy donkey. Because in God's eyes he's giving it to me and giving me the opportunity. So, Corey, what if, what if, what if Stamper had long? Corey, I give on to thee this sexy donkey. I will fuck that donkey. Yeah.

Yeah, um, what about donkey from Shrek if it was a girl? Oh, God, no, he's a fucking ugly man. No, but what if it was donkey's, uh, cute cousin? Is it, I fuck the dragon. Yeah. You fucked the dragon? The dragon. The dragon.

How did you do that? The dragon. How did he do it? Oh, Shrek. I thought you said you fucked it. I was like, no. I would fuck the dragon. Yeah, don't shred.

Really? Yes. You see, like, I don't know. Okay. Are you fucking kidding me? Corey, come. You're being a big old donkey dick. Corey, please.

You're being as close-minded as I am. How am I being close-minded? Because I'm actually trying to understand you. You're not trying to understand. What are you talking about? I'm trying to understand where you're coming from, but you're not trying to understand where I'm coming from. I have standards.

Maybe I don't want to fuck your grosses like buck-tooth donkey that makes bad jokes. You ever think about that? Maybe I want to make choices. I'm not just going to fuck it because it has to look hot. She's got a hot. What if this donkey did look hot? That fuck it. But it was still a real donkey.

Stop, wait. It doesn't have any fucking sense, Nile. Your story is evolving as it goes. So it has to be a cartoon donkey. No. So it can be a real donkey. Why am I in an opportunity where I have to fuck a real donkey or a cartoon donkey? No, you're not.

What are you talking about? I'm saying like, what's your point? Are you drunk? So listen. When I lost my religion. You are. I'm confused. I'm lost.

No. You're giving me like a fucking like Disney cartoon donkey. And you're like, no, I'm giving you a real. You're not! Donkeys don't flush your fucking eyes and look back at you and talk! Asshole! Bain! I fucking love you, Gary.

Jesus Christ. Well, you know, you know, it's what you get. You get the war. I know, I get the horn. You get the whorns. It's the labor of love. Now listen, I would smash the green Eminem. I would fuck the shit out of the green M&M, man.

The chocolate out of it, so the sweet. Absolutely, the nut. Oh, now you're on board. You know what? Green Eminemines aren't chocolate. Are nuts. There's no nuts in a green MNM. Yeah, there is. Not yet.

Yeah, there is. No, that's the yellow M&M's, right? Nope, there's big M&Ms. Let me tell you. Let me tell you something. That's what she wants. Oh, wait, the nut M&Ms, though, they have big booties because they're like egg-shaped.

They're smaller on top and they have big booties. So maybe you could make a sexy green M&M. I would fuck the normal M&M. I don't care. I don't have any standards. I wouldn't fuck any of them, though. I don't want to put my dick in a fucking M&M and push it up against a fucking peanut.

I would... But then, why do you say you would fuck it, though, then? What? Are you kidding me? That's like it's pussy... You wouldn't be willing to bust that nut? You can't really... Yeah, but I don't take all these leaps of faith before I jerk off.

It's just, it's an anthropomorphic green M&M. It's like, no one to believe you anyways. Just take the opportunity. You know what, Nile? You're gonna get fucking crucified for this room because everybody on the fucking planet can fuck the green M&M and M. See, Stamper, you always do that.

You're fucking wrong. You can't do that, though. You always say, listen, you're going to get crucified for this just so the comments will be... No, you are going to be crucified. You know what? You know what? No, no, no, no.

Cori, a lot of our fans are your fans who like hentai, who like that sort of stuff. No. Please, for the love of God, be on Nile's side. Be as honest as possible. Yes. Now he's using reverse psychology. Oh, so here we go. I do like how you guys roped it all back to crucified,

wrapping it all back up to the beginning of the whole fucking conversation. And you know what? Hold on. With Jesus. You know what? No, no. What if Jesus? Why is it Jesus made the green?

What did Jesus? He's real. He's really. He's really. He fucking gave you his ass and was like begging for it. Jesus, fine. I'll get the opportunity. Jesus put the green Eminem on this planet for us. To tempt you.

Yes. The sinners. No, because... If Jesus is real, then why hasn't he brought more green? You do know that the each deadly sin is a green Eminem. Eating candy, then it melts in your mouth and not in your hand. It was too good to be true. It's too good not to be a...

There's a reason why they have that fucking slogan. There's a reason why there's a fucking slogan. There's a reason why there's a... an M on the M and it doesn't just stand for the person You know what I did it? You know what about the real reason? Because it was where she takes her clothes off though and it's like... Yes, dude. It's so provocative.

I know what it's a hard candy show and she's taking it out. Where would you fuck her? She has no genitals. I fucking told you, Nile. Because you can see the 360 view of it. You've never seen that bitch's butt. Nile, if you can... If you can mash your fucking wiener into some soft chocolate, then you've got fucking problems, my friend.

Exactly. I am so fucking sorry for you. I guarantee the green Eminem's fucking immune system. It is not, it's not like us. But. I have fucked couches. The senses are everywhere. You could fuck the side of her ear and she'd be like, oh.

You come in that bitch, she doesn't have to take birth control. Stamper, listen, I have fucked, I fucked, I fucked couch. Amy, have a snack. I have fucked. I've fucked inanimate objects. However, I wasn't sexually attracted them. I just wanted to jerk off. This is a real anthropomorphic green M&M.

Exactly. The prize inside. But it has no genital. You can see the 360 view of her. You are this guy? On the commercials. I don't understand. On the commercials, Corey.

I'm being ganged up on. I thought we were like this and that, like ying and yang. Like potato chips. No, I love you, man. But I just don't understand your perspective. I don't either. I want to explain it, but I keep getting shouted over. You don't have a perspective.

You keep making a dumb scenarios. When you say I don't have this perspective. We're going to give you 30 seconds. You have 30 seconds. 30 seconds, okay. Green Eminem, number one. She doesn't have Jenna Taylor. You can see it on the... Wait, listen to me. You can see it on the commercial. She has no genitals. You look around, where will you put your fucking dick? That's all you care about. With what? She has a mouth. She has a mouth. You don't want to take her out. You don't want to date her. You just want to fuck her. You're not giving me 30 seconds though. You're supposed to be good. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. 16.

30 seconds starting over. She has a mouth. Fair enough. She has a mouth. But would you not be terrified of a giant Eminem with a mouth who could talk? If she knocked on your door? I'd be absolutely fucking terrified He has huge eyes looking right at you Like the fucking eyes in Jurassic Park When they look to the fucking window They're not that big They look Okay she has arms and legs

She can do whatever she wants You have huge eyes too You do not know where her fucking brain is Because who knows the anatomy of an M&M There's chocolate and the chock you don't know what they're thinking Probably in the nut Because it's hard It has nuts

The nut in the center Yeah but I'm not talking about 24 25 It's probably six There's this there's just anytime you open up at Eminem, there's a fucking soft center. Fair enough, the Eminem can give you a hand job, but how do you not know that she eats human flesh

just like you want to eat her flesh? Why would she want you to eat her flesh? Why would someone... Would you not be terrified if someone who wants you to eat them? She doesn't even have teeth. That's disgusting. Would you let a granny with no... How is she gonna fucking eat me if she doesn't have teeth?

Would you let a grand... How do you know she has no teeth? She has no pussy or ass. How would you fuck her? She has no teeth either. She has a mouth and you can see if she had teeth or not. None of the M&Ms have teeth. They just have a fucking mouth flap that opens up.

That's disgusting to me. Would you let a grandma with no teeth give you a blowjob? Would you? Is she hot? A good, is a hot grandma? Well, she's wearing makeup. She's trying to doll up to you. Is she hot?

She's hot. Okay, that's subjective. So she's on all fours, but she's in good shape for her grandma. She's flush on your eyelashes. Yes. But her ass is a bit more wrinkly than you like the shoe gray hairs on it. If you're fucking age smart. Okay.

It doesn't matter. But I asked if she was hot. That's the answer. The vagina is a bit love. Shut your fucking. about the explanation about what this rickety old bitch is. Tell me, is she hot?

I don't find her hot, but you might. That's the thing. We find different things... Okay. Okay. We've just established it. We find different things hot, Corey. We find different things hot,

so it's going to be subjective. I don't know if you're into grandmas because you're into M&Ms. Might wouldn't you be into grandmas? You want to fuck M&Ms? But when you want to fuck old grandmas, nine years old, they're in a freak. They're already half bending over.

Their backs are already arched, Corey. And they have no teeth. They have no teeth. Corey. So this grandma is already, she's doing that, she's fucking bending over all the way, hurting her back, but she's doing it just for you.

Her pussy's sagging. She's a little bit dry, but that's natural. She's stuck in my diaper, not looking at her back side, next. You know what, Nile, I'm on your side now. But she's looking, but Corey, she's looking at your, she's looking you in the eye, because you want her to look,

you want her to think she's looking sexy when you're giving her, you know when girls give you a blog. you want you always know why are you so fucking I don't get to your point what you have 30 seconds asshole so you go I don't understand why you're talking about fucking M&M so hard I don't I don't get this maybe maybe I'm obsessed with me what about Smurfette would you smash smurfette I would smash I would fuck the shit on a shoot she's three foot high you would break her into you're fucking fucking you're fucking fucking you could shoot we were talking about Eminem's for like

two minutes and then you fucking blew it out of That one dude with the cat. That one dude with a cat can shriek himself. I would ask that motherfucker to shriek me because I got to spend some quality time of fucking smurfette. You know what I go there? What if you dance the night away?

So what if you did that and she goes to that? And she goes to that. Here's the thing. Seriously, jokes aside, Smurfet, I swear to God she doesn't wear panties. No, she never does, dude. She never does. And even if you're small, you can still pull her up

and give her a nice little lick. Okay, I'm curious now. We brought up a few. So here we go. Here's the lineup. I wanted to know. Be really honest. Now, the funny thing about it is that three of these are girls and one of them is a guy.

Which one? But I want to know which one you'd nail first. Garvin, no. No. Green Eminem. Green Eminem. Smurfette. Gadget.

Or Bugs Bunny. Gadget. All of them at the same time. No, you have to pick which one? No. No, no, no. No, you can't do that. Okay, so Gadget is the smallest,

and then you got green M&M. And so green Eminem will be sucking my balls while I'm fucking gadget. And then... All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead, go. And then, wait, what's the bigger... There's bugs and Smurfette. All right, here we go.

Oh, bugs would be in the corner and she's making me horny. Looking at him. Here we go. Here we go. All right, these are mine. Okay, because we got to do size. Gadget is probably a little bigger than Smurfette.

Okay, so I would... Oh, wait, yeah. I would have to do smurfette first because I can't do much because she's small. You have to wrap her in duct tape so she doesn't pop in the fucking up. Yeah, I could give her a little tongue bath and maybe fuck her with a pencil. But then I would get gadget and I could like maybe do a little more. Maybe use a finger at that point.

And then after that, I would switch over since now I can actually do penetration. I would like fuck the green M&M. Okay. But bugs bunny would be next. Where would you be ready? Where would you? All right, I'm done. But then you take a bite and out of green Eminem for some energy.

Exactly. Exactly. Where would you thought you don't understand? Jack Rabbit fucking Bugs Bunny Stamper where would you fuck the green M&M though Come on Where would you fuck the green M&M?

That's in my past And the bugs would be like Yeah what's up cock and the balmy It'd be great and already likes carrots Yeah but like look The green M&M is it just exclusively Blow Jobs? No dude you can fuck it

Where And it's chocolate Anywhere It opens up Guess what You know in the movie It's a shell though it'll crack Listen

Okay have you ever heard of makeup Okay she can put a little thing whenever she's going in public. If she's getting naked in public on commercials for TV, she has to hide it. So maybe she has a little masking tape. Are you saying the fucking yellow M&M doesn't have a weener? Yeah. Yes. Good.

Oh, but he's a man though. So where does he very interesting? Hmm. Yeah. Oh, isn't it that they wear their clothes? Or, or? Isn't it that it's fictional? Or, isn't it that it's fictional? Oh, and by the way, it's not skin because someone's like, isn't that your skin? What's the word? She's like, no. I think maybe because it's voiced

by a male who does the voice And it's animated. Well, that's the difference, right? And you know what? Yeah, I would have fuck her mouth. I would fuck the shit out of her mouth. With no teeth. I'd take her out on a day.

And we'd have great conversations. I'd look into her huge beautiful dish eyes. While everybody in the restaurant is screaming. So what's it like being M? And she's like, I'm horny all the time. The fucking child. Is that what she's like, Corey? She's super horny.

How do you know she's not a fucking? Are you kidding me? She's a poster girl. She's always getting fucked. She's super fucking. She's such a life. Why are you basing this off? Her fucking evidence.

Anytime you see her, she's the sexy M&M. No, go to Google, type in green M&M, and everything you will see will make you a warning. Okay, I'm going to do it right now live on this fucking podcast. Okay. Okay, green M&M. All right, done. Spell that M&M.

Whoops, yeah. Oh, my God, dude. There's pictures over. Okay. Holy shit. Well, there she is zipping down. Look, look at that. It's like so innocent.

Horny. Horny. Horny. Look at that. Look at that. Look. She's fucking gangbang! Are you telling me just because she's a female, she's a horrible.

No, she's fucking hot, dude. What about that one? What about that one, Corey? She's on a skateboard looking like a retard. That's a guy on him. He doesn't count. Keep going. Horty.

Horty. That's the only standard. Horton. No, it is it? I have fucking option. Nile. Holy shit, screw up. What about this guy?

Scroll up. Scroll up. No, go to the top. Change the search. Go down. Add, you have green M.M. Now add fucking. Fucking.

Or sex. See, if I write, Rule 34. Why don't think you finish your sentence? But Rule 34, the definition of Rule 34 is that if there can be porn made of it. Look at that shit. Click it, click it. Click it.

Do you have safety mode on? That is disgusting. Look at that. So truthfully, it doesn't. That is absolutely hideous to me. That is terrifying. Look at those fucking legs. That is terrifying.

You wouldn't fuck down. Look at those peanuts. Look at them. Look at them. I'm going to put all these in the description, by the way. Fucking go ahead. I don't give shit. You have safety mode on?

That's your problem. You're a fucking proof. I have safety mode off. You really know. I like, see, the only option I have here is filter explicit results. Yeah, I'm so sorry that you wouldn't eat some candy, but that's,

no, because she's not fuckable. She doesn't have to type in Rule 34. If it doesn't exist, I'm gonna fucking make it. All right, we're gonna go to Bing here, guys. I'm gonna fucking make it right now, all right? When I get back, I'm gonna scare something up. Uh, great. Fuck that.

Nile, I'm sorry that we put you on the spot. What do you find attractive? Female humans. Ladies with raggedy asses. No, female humans that are, I find attractive. Okay, so there is... Oh, shit. Holy shit.

Yeah, she, okay, okay. Look at that. Let me describe these, okay? Let me describe all these one by one, all right? Okay, so the first one she's big... Look at that. No, show... No, click that one.

Show Stamper. She's... Okay, so this is... This is a meme that says deal with it. It doesn't matter. Look at that shit. Look at that. And how is that attractive?

Stamper. How is that attractive? She's getting fucked in chocolate that is ripped off her green. She asked for it. She fucking peeled it herself. Nyo! She's an Eminem! What do you expect when you put your dick in it? Why would you put a dick in Eminem? Why would you put your dick in an Eminem?

Holy fuck. No, you cannot be serious with this shit. Okay. So you're eating a packet of Eminem's. You bought the packet of Eminem's. There's a green one. Do you go, mm? It's not anthropomorphic. Yeah, but would you think of it, I'm from... I would love to. I don't eat candy. Yeah, I don't really eat emmins. What?

At home we got a jar of green M&Ms and every day we still. our dick in it. Just kind of let it sit there. Is that the same jar like I ate from the other day? A little tiny green M&Ms. You just flutter around my cock and they make magic happen. You shake the jar around. You just don't get it. You just don't. No, look. I get, I get into it. No, no, no. Go back to your safe world where everything's

nice. No, no, no. I get, I get hentat. I even get tentacle point. No, you don't. Because they're being penetrated. I don't get green M&Ms. She looks like she's getting pretty penetrated there. She looks like she's getting fucking around. All right. Let me explain this picture. It's totally. It's a guy, it's a cartoon of a guy standing up putting his dick. Okay, she has a ripped shell where her pussy would be, probably. And he's fucking her in the chocolate part of that.

You're gonna put the fucking picture in, I will put the chair. You just said you were gonna. And there's this really funny part of the picture where it ruined everything where it's a fucking Twitch meme. Okay, if that, if that wasn't there, would you jack off to that? Maybe. I could jack off to that. Go back, though. There's better images than that.

There's better. Man, I can do a fucking better than that Not being arrogant No, you could definitely make a hotter picture Of a green Eminem Dude, I'm gonna do it I know you could It's a, it's a fat

I'm doing it when I can't Yeah, you have to because I don't understand I'm fucking do you need to make me understand Because he's aren't making it understand Dude green Eminemannette Look how fucking this, look how hideous Look how what is that? What titties?

It's not even Eminem And a dick That's like one of those fucking mouth That shit She's a fucking balls that are also M&Ms between her legs That's hot That's chocolate

You could suck on it What is that? That's not even an Eminem You can suck it in a discreet chocolate What this is not an item? Why do you have a problem? When have you seen an Eminem? When suck it out of chocolate balls?

Have you ever seen Eminem of Tiddy? Chocolate, Dick. Chocolate salty balls. Do you ever think about that? Have you ever seen an M&M with Tiddy? Have you ever seen an M&M with Tudis? This podcast brought you by M&Ms. It melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

That was The Green MNM. Join us next time on Sleepy Cast. I'm a go ride on my enemies like the punk ass niggies. They are. Peace out.