SleepyCabin - SleepyCast Manhunt : Final Round | Tender Tacos | The Movies

Episode Date: October 24, 2015

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This is a sleepy cast lost episode. G-movies, featuring Rice Pirate, Spaz Kid, Johnny Utah, Shadman, and Nile. My name is Captain Dickhead. Ironically, I lost my dickhead at a young age in an accident involving a trombone. I also lost my virginity in an accident involving a trombone. These two stories are unrelated. Before we got into starting this, Nile was actually entertaining us with a story about events that occurred, what, last weekend? Was it last week? Yeah, it was a few days ago.

We should call this the Hospital Episode 1.5. Yeah. I have an important question, though. Yeah. What movie were you watching? Ant Man. Chris and Zach are all the way out in LA like enjoying the sunshine and I'm kind of stuck mine in jazz. kind of stuck mine in Django, the little cat that I have.

And I got really bored one night. Like, I went to Ant Man. It was an okay movie, about 30% on the tomato scale. Um, no, it was all right though. And then towards the end of it, I kind of felt like, yeah, I'm feeling a little bit sick. And I started feeling a little bit sicker. And then I was like, I'm going to go out for some fresh air. So I was on my way out, I woke up, which is a weird sentence.

On my way out to get air, I woke up and I was like on a step, on the stairs, like in the cinema and like surrounded by people. And some guy, like, he had me kind of resting on his crotch. And I was like, I thought like, because the EMTs were coming in and the police and shit, they're asking if I was taking drugs. I was like, no. I wonder why they would ask you that. And they were like, I'm going to take you on an ambulance. Can you refuse somebody who's going to take you in an ambulance? That's the thing.

I was like, no, I'm not going on the ambulance. I have no money. and then, but I was like, but I'm really comfortable on this EMT's crotch right here. And then he started laughing and then they go, he's not an EMT. And he was just a dude who's talking around. And I was like, oh no, and he was kind of smiling at me. And then I got up to go. And then I woke up in an ambulance.

So, yeah, I must have passed out again. I thought it was more like this, because the story I was told was you passed out at the movie theater and woke up in an emergency room. No, I woke up in the ambulance. And then I heard that your diet was that. nothing but like fucking well the day before you said yeah cat food and tiny pieces of bread you're just some little shit talkers oh my no that's what I heard little girls church I heard you were like you know but eating

air I mean actually eating food the day before you tweeted the day before you tweeted oh I just had like eight pieces of bread for bread that was actually the same day the same day that's why you pass it he slices of toast what when did that ever make someone pass out you're not supposed to eat that much bread. Dude, one subway sandwich has more bread than like that many, that much dough. You're not, if you constantly eat that much bread. No, no, like that day, I did not have a good diet. It was beer and bread, but they, they, they, I've done that before. It went from bread to beer and bread. Yeah, it turned out to me. Maybe it's because you had too

much beer. But I didn't, I had three or four beers. You had a, you went into a bread coma. Yeah, it's a Viking. It was my Nordic diet. Murray is King of the Sea in Irish. I'm a Viking, But I went to the hospital and they were like, Hey, Steve, like me. Yeah, I was like, every, about 40 doctors came in and asked me the same fucking shit every single time. And, um, we were talking about it. You get charged every single time. Every single time.

If you guys ever go to the hospital, if you ever go to the emergency room, just know this. You're getting charged for the emergency room. Secondly, any time a doctor comes into your room while you're lying there in bed and they just ask you, uh, hey, what's up? They'll look at your chart and be like, so, what's going on? and then you tell them they take your blood pressure they leave somebody else comes in a half hour later they take your blood pressure look at your chart ask you how you're doing then they leave every single fucking time they do it and they will do it multiple times with different doctors

you get charged for every single fucking doctor now if you don't have medical insurance oh yeah and if it's long if it's not an emergency yeah it's a lot cheaper just to get a doctor and then go talk to him don't go to the emergency room if you don't have to if you don't have to because it will fuck you so hard to charge you about a thousand times yeah much yeah yeah so anyway they all came into me and they like asked me all the same shit and one guy walks one doctor comes in he goes hello and doctor whatever and then he pressed down on my stomach he goes okay make your stomach like you're doing a bowel movement and then like I did and then he left and I never saw

him again that's all he did I asked probably like a thousand dollars like doctor whatever a thousand dollars both spent doctor whatever wanted you to poop yourself yeah yeah and then like I just had to pee in a few cups and shit and then um and that That was another $1,000? Yeah, to pee. And then they have to test the pee. The cup, when you get charged for the test.

The cup was at least $30. What did they find out after? No, so yeah, they said you're staying the night and then I stayed the night and they did all these heart tests. That, by the way, cost a ton of money too. Yeah, there's the EKG. Oh yeah, and also... Jesus, that costs a lot.

That actually cost a lot of money in EKG. Yeah, you're making my heart rate go up, which is a good thing because they were telling me my heart was at like 38 and it's supposed to be 60. So yeah, my heart was at like 38. Isn't something like people with big hearts? like they beat slower god man i don't know dial does have a big heart yeah you can people are big hearts it's a compliment

die no but uh yeah so like the girl the girl doing the sonogram like the EKG is basically a sonogram of your heart so it's like the same thing that they is pregnant with how and then i stupidly said it's a boy when she did the heart thing she seems so unamused because like she probably hears that every day was she cute yeah and then uh that's why you made that joke it's the only reason why I made that joke

she was not happy with me and then like I asked her how many times years and she's like every day. Yeah, so then she had, and I didn't hear any, I didn't even hear about like what happened with any of that shit, so just like the next day they come in and go, you're free to go. I just like left and

haven't really heard. Shadman, what do you think of this? $7,000 down the drain. I'm really interested. What are the consequences if you do not pay those bills? I'm not paying them. What are the consequences? Probably prison. No, it's not prison, but what it is

They'll send collectors after you. It does accumulate in terms of, like, if you don't pay. No, I'll pay, I'll pay. And then if you don't pay, it's really bad for your credit. But, you know, I didn't consent to doing it. You never asked for that. You wouldn't be able to get a house or a car. Oh, fuck that.

Let's play like the price is right, but with Niles Medical Bill. So as long as you don't go over the amount. All right. So based on how many doctors actually came in to see you? Okay, if I was to make an actual rough estimate, I'd say about... Eight. Okay, so we'll say eight doctors, an emergency room visit and night that you stayed. Stale pancakes in the morning.

And then also an ambulance ride. You got an EKG and a sonogram. The EKG is a sonogram. Do you remember? I got an x-ray. Okay. I'm going to say, based on your visit, seven... No, no, I'm going to say 6K.

6K, that's... I've never had 6K. But here's the thing, what you don't know. is that because you don't have insurance, you can ask for, because they want to get their money somehow. And if it's too much money, they're not going to get anything. They know that. So what you do is you just tell them you don't have insurance,

and then they'll do like a forgiveness thing where they drop it like half. Seriously? So then like my bill, I think initially was like $6,500 or something, and they dropped it down to like 3K. So I think, I believe they may do that here. That was in Washington, so I don't know what it's like here. They want me to go back to the hospital, though. Oh, sure they do.

They want to check you in for another three nights. Thanks man, they want to run some more tests. I'll tell you, I wasn't, they have more stale pancakes to give you. Is this something? You ever want to talk about, Mick? Is that something? Oh no, it wasn't, it was Thanksgiving not so, like a few years ago, and I was in Seattle and I ate too much, and I drank too much, like an idiot,

and I woke up in the middle of the night, and my stomach felt like it was going to explode. Like, genuinely, like, I... It sounded like I had the highest tolerance for pain, but, like, I certainly don't want to spend a night in the hospital, and I certainly don't want to spend money. spend money and it was like three in the morning so it was like the worst possible fucking time but common punishment for gluttony it is well maybe so I went in it was so bad that I had to go in the hospital was like something out of Silent Hill like all the halls none of them were lit but like as you walk down them they have like the sensors so then like they flash on so like you're looking

at a dark hall but as you walk like sections of the hallway light up as you walk down flicker on in this empty hospital where occasionally like in a dark corner behind a drape you see some dying person like hooked up to a machine like it's just fucking creepy and weird

and then we ran into someone who was in the halls we were like there was no one in the front desk and they were like oh okay yeah we'll get you to a room and then yeah a bunch of doctors came in and I had no idea like maybe it was an appendix thing or something I had no idea what it was

and they gave me a sonogram to check my stomach to see like if there was something going on they didn't see anything turns out at the end of the day after everything I had gas that was it I had really bad gas that's a far but I didn't fart but I never farted that was the problem but yeah that was the problem I could wasn't farting I never went to the doctor ever I've never gone to emergency room or anything I had to go with my kidney stone but oh yeah you telling us and then they'd like shatter it inside your body with like sound waves and then you were

pissing out fucking shards of kidney stones oh my god and blood and Chad, have you ever been? That went after. God, damn. But at least the pain was gone, so I didn't mind pissing blood at all. You know, I feel like you don't even have to go to war or kill someone. Having something like that happened to you automatically makes you a man. The fact that they shattered a kidney stone in your body and then that even matters, man. You pissed it out with blood. The one day the one day the stone did act up on me and made me want to scream.

And I think I'm pretty damn sure I passed out for 12 hours from the pain. but that you know that's easily easily you I know I know what the human body can take and like a pain threshold before it just shuts down

yeah yeah are you raced a threshold oh yeah that's what happened oh it was way worse than I could have ever imagined that's like having a small pebble in your urethra

it's not like a great amount of pain and then it just starts to go down or something it's like somebody sticks a knife in you and then you just start twisting it now have you ever like started pissing and then held your dick to like the pressure

of it. Yeah. Have you ever thought of the idea of it not letting go while that was happening? So the amount of force, like have you ever tried to do it for the longest time and then let it go? Yeah. I love how Jeff is like this is not even close to describing what was going on with my pain. Well, obviously, I haven't hold my dick if I was about to pass out. I think his analogy was exactly the equivalent. He was saying it is the equivalent of somebody stabbing you in the groin and twisting. I don't think I'm exaggerating. I don't think I'm exaggerating. I think it's, I think, It let very, very closely resemble a knife being pushed into you and turned. Into your dick?

No, Indiuk your side. I wasn't talking about your dick, into your side. The stone isn't stuck in your dick. Oh, it was in your kidney part right here. It's in your rea. It's like this little tube that's kind of in your lower back. Oh, see, I was... The stone, the stone can get stuck in any number of places, and if it's too low,

they can't even use the machine because it might damage. Do you know the cause of the stone? Oh yeah, what is the cause of the kidney? Is it? Sometimes, you know what, I got the stone analyzed, and I never got the answer, but calcium, uh, something in iced tea. Anything that can... Why iced tea? Well, you dilute it.

They say ice tea is a... Basically, as long as you, if you stay hydrated and drink a lot of water, you should be okay. Yeah. I've had small, I've pissed out smaller kidney since then, but... Jesus. They've been really tiny and I haven't felt them, so... You just saw them? Yeah.

You're just taking a piss and occasionally you hear like... You feel it. It's like, you feel it. A little piece of glass shoots out your day. No, no, it's like a little gumball machine going down. If you feel it coming out, and it just goes into the water, and you're like, oh, well, thank God that didn't grow. Shed, what is healthcare like in Switzerland?

You know, I'm with Corey that I never went to an emergency room, even though I have been severely hurt before, but that's because I believe in the Dervynian survival of the fittest. Shad, man. No, I'm serious. I don't believe you're tough guy routine. I don't. never went to an emergency room and the reason is if someone gets hurt if someone gets kidney

stones Darwinian law wants them to die it's like you have fucked up your diet is bad die please so the next generation won't make the same it's not it's not a kidney stone thing is like a freak thing and the less the less freak things pass on their genes the less kidney stones it's not like cancer moves through it's not like can't quite like cancer in the family It's not hereditary, that's the thing. You know, kidney stone is coming down a pipe. If it turns the wrong way, like mine did, it turns sideways, it gets stuck and it makes your life a living hell. If it didn't turn the side, it would just come out normally and it wouldn't be a big deal.

But it's just, the fact, well, hold on. The fact that you're saying kidney stones coming out normally and that you occasionally fucking piss out kidney stones is not normal, though. I've never had a kidney stone in my life. A lot of, a lot of people get them. Do they? Yeah, and the less people, the more people that would die getting them, the less would have. 10% of the population. Really?

Yeah. I don't think so. I don't think it's hereditary though. I think it's like, uh... My dad used to get them a lot. My dad gets them a lot. See? You see that? Right there? Yeah, but I'm just saying, okay, anyone can get a tumor, right? So if you, if you had like a standard... The thing is, Mr. Shadman. No, no, no, anyone can. Sure. There is... You know, I'm glad you're alive. Yeah. I don't say you're... Oh, of course. You too. The way, the way you looked in Shad, you like, yeah, you too. He just thinks... I was just saying from a logical standpoint, I think that... I think you're

too logical though a lot of people they admit themselves in the hospital even though they shouldn't and Darvinian law wants them there are people that take advantage of the system and they're there what's the term for somebody who thinks they're like hypochondria they think they there's people go all the time for no reason they waste everybody's time but like Nile they should have just left him there he would have been perfectly fine actually would have been fine and I'd have more money in my pocket so do you feel if anybody if anybody he has the slightest medical problem it's like it's like no

mercy. It's like, it's too bad. If you have fever and it's like 103 and you're taking all the, like, an Advil and like whatever. Then give my possessions to degeneration below me and let me pass on because my jeans aren't good.

Okay, so what if you're stranded in a desert? Nobody has nothing to do to dictate anything, but you have running out of water. Fucking Tom Cruise has a tooth in the middle of his face. You ever see that? Yo, what if you contracted a disease from somebody else? One that virtually no bodies are capable of dealing with but medication could solve that.

What if you got swine flu? You know there's always like there's extremes. There's extremes, yes and then I believe yeah then please help me medicine, modern medicine help me but I was just saying if you're going to the emergency room that's never happened to me but most people it's not an extreme like all these cases I've heard right here they're not extremes. What if they're not? But if it's something more like what if it sounds like his kidney stone was What if you're not in a place to say that it wasn't extreme?

Because he would fucking disagree. It's true. It's true that kiddie stone do sound horrible, but at the same time, it's your own fault. Not necessarily. It is. You don't know what exactly will always cause. If I came in your room and I broke your back. That's like that one, that's not my fault.

That was your fault. How are you saying, but it's kidney stones are. Listen to this. You turned the wrong way in your bed while you're sleeping. and you you busted your spine somehow. Yeah, that could happen. Then I'm an idiot because I can't take care of myself. What if someone else did it?

Listen to this, like me, on my mom's side, or my grandpa's side, what's the disease where you shake a lot? Parkinson's. Yeah, like my aunt has Parkinson's, my grandpa has Parkinson's, my mom's starting to get it. So I'm pretty sure because of that percentage, I may have a high percentage of getting it. I gotta get your drawing out now. Here, Shadman.

What if... So, what if you're up in your room, mind your business, drawing your tithies, and whatever, your shit coming out with an asshole, something? That is just derogatory.

All right, you know, on some nice shining titties. And, uh, you, let's say you're a little older in life. Let's say you're 40s. And you, all of a sudden,

you blink and you can't see out of your one eye. You get a detached retina. I tell you what. Shat already, I already has a thing of this because he's not going to live a 40. I shouldn't be living 40s.

That is not, Like I shouldn't be 30 if I should be 30 and that happens I should fucking find something to make myself shift myself an eye patch because That I if what if a doctor would be like I can fix it I can fix it next week I really like I'd ask him how much what if a doctor said I'll fix it for free Let's like do it now what so you would but you wouldn't be like no no no you see No no no no no no no no I would detach those are like this is ridiculous that doesn't happen that doesn't happen that's like that's ridiculous no no but chat there's experiment It's experimental procedures. Sometimes you'll have a weird thing and they'll be like, you know what, we'll do this.

It's experimental. We're going to do this procedure. I mean, it doesn't happen that you just, your eye just doesn't work anymore. There's an explanation. It does happen. It does happen. It happened to a family member. Yeah.

One of my family members woke up and could not see out of their eye. Humans are social creatures. So there's, like everyone has a function in each tribe. In society, yeah. So what if like, what if it is nature to have somebody to help you with your eye, like someone who just knows who knows that feel like they had witch doctors way back that's good I think but like it in all seriousness and I think that's a serious thing and if there's a way to help it you should look into it but I'm saying

like little illnesses like someone passing out or someone like breaking their hands yeah something like that I actually do agree in some what if he passed out like my dad recently passed out and it was because he had a serious heart condition maybe he shouldn't have eaten all those fatty foods couldn't you recognize if you passed out in the movie theater yeah if you passed out in the movie theater and these people were like we're taking you to the mid-room couldn't you be like yeah he could have like I did I did do that but I did do that but I was unconscious while at when they put me in the ambulance I would have said take me

take me out right now because I'm not going to the emergency room and I'll take you the court for courts to me or the moment apparently I was delirious when I woke up so apparently I signed the consent form yeah of course they were fucking holding your yeah they are fucking trying I don't I have no memory of it either I remember your signature it's just a fucking scribble across the page this is good enough for them now well once you all agree that there are too many people we live for too long because of too many people going to the hospital I agree and I believe more people should be dead and I don't want to be one of them I feel like we live in

no one wants if we're getting into this like thing it's always everybody else no no we're too populated people need to die except for I wouldn't mind being one of them kill me right now do it right fucking now what is the optimal age people should die it do you think The optimal age... They feel like they're out of their... You know, there's... You know, there's some...

There's some people that are very useful. I talked to make about this before, and I do believe... Like, I do, like, it's scientific fact that in nature, the age of 25 is when people reach their peak of physical fitness, like, it's just health. You know, people age at different rates, though. That's also very sure. It's like, that's kind of a ballpark. And then I think up to 30 it should be fine, but as soon as they start to go... Go beyond that, they should... Oh, Jeff.

Basically but not mentally. Killing- If you look at Jeff here, he's mentally and physically still very fit. That's true. Like he's still, he's this tower of a man. I'm aging gracefully. So people age gracefully, but I'm saying it's a difficult question because like in this like short interlude of everlasting darknesses, there is like, there is obviously differences between how people age.

Yes. But I do believe that there's a certain part where. you were already dead. Like, Nile once quoted, what, you quoted, who was it, Benjamin Franklin, who said some people, they die when they're 25, but they don't get buried until they're, like, 50. Until they're 70.

That's a cute, that's a cute phrase. And it's, I find that to be very true. Most people die. Do you ever want to take a day off from, like, I'm not going to be nihistic today? I'm just going to be positive, and then I'll go back to be nilistic tomorrow. You know, when you look at things how they are,

you know what's amazing about Chad, though, Because we have these conversations in the car and in the kitchen. Shad's nihilism has some very clear limits in terms of, oh, life is meaningless. Why don't I just die today? But then we will talk. And there will be times when he openly admits that he's very happy to be alive. I am. And that, well, if there's no purpose, then why do it?

And any time we get to a point where he's starting to sound more and more human, The only thing Shad can say is it's because I'm weak. He's because I am flaws. He sees it as a weakness. But Shad. I am like, I am weak like other humans, but it does not mean that it is wrong, you know, that this viewpoint, that life is meaningless. Why don't you should be able to yourself?

Shad's perspective is, I think it's one of the best perspectives you can have on life because it kind of encourages you to do whatever you want. But do you think that like your perspective is equally as valid as everyone else's perspective because it's subjective and privately beholder? everything is like you know like currency that has been a social subject like social means have made up currency they've made up time they've made up your fucking Ecuador I can't use the Ecuador to tie a fucking rope yeah it's made up but it's still a good idea yeah even though it is made up subjectively by social do you

ever feel like you should just because the universe created you made you exist so now you feel like you owe it to yourself to sort of just live live out what you can. I never asked to come from, before, from this earth. Well, no, see, we have the same, so we have, Shad and I, and I'm sure a lot of us have the same basic principle where we agree, which is, life is technically meaningless, that there is no great grand plan. And I agree with that statement, that there is actually no meaning. So we both agree there. The difference, though, is that for me, for Shad, it's like, well, if there's no meaning, then the most efficient thing to do is just end it. Then, you know, that's essentially the most,

graceful and efficient thing you could do. For me, it's like, well, I do exist. There is no meaning, but if there is no meaning, who cares? That means I should cherish this existence even more while I have it, and then when I die, it's gone, but I am here. My life has meaning. I'm here to make everybody else feel awkward before they die. It's good. Let's ask Corey something. Corey, what do you think your meaning of life is personally? What do you look for? Well, my own personal meaning is my own personal goal. So my own personal goal in life is to do something that I legitimately think I can look back at it all times. I'm glad I made that.

There is no all time. Right. Chad will argue that when you die, it will be gone. So it doesn't even matter what you achieve. That's why I said it's my own personal goal. That is my area. My area, what I enjoy is completely between me. I'm not hoping in the long scheme of things that people will relive my thing.

I don't want to die and then have people be like, oh, remember that great thing you did? Because I know it'll just become like a, you know, like a thing people will remember. I basically would like to, for my lifetime, create everything I want. Yeah. That's essentially what I am. Yeah. But what you're saying, that's what, like, kind of, I don't mean to speak for Shad, but it's kind of like what Shad's point of view is. It doesn't really matter.

So just kind of do what you're doing. Exactly. Don't fucking, don't worry about little peck. Like don't let little things bother you or you're never gonna get fucking anything done If all you do is focus on stupid people doing stupid things that don't go anywhere You're not gonna fucking go anywhere so either you don't wait for handouts you don't sit around hoping that you're gonna fucking become famous You actually have to be famous and become famous by doing famous things I think I think shat you're like the just the classic like chaotic neutral character

That's it you know when you're putting like if you had to put label on it if you had to be a nerd you had to pick a dungeons and dragons dungeons and dragons class but they have really fucking they're valid if you alignments the alignments the alignments are valid but like you know you can argue that they're equally as valid of like horoscopes or whatever but like actually know that it people are in one of those categories as far as I know like as far as I could tell it no it's true I mean well it's supposed to define characteristics you bring up things like being famous as if they're like

important or like you bring up all these things that like social Visual views would make you think are important, but why are they important? Like they're not really important You know like you it's like when people play a fucking game and they get mad at the game to play poker and get mad that they lose But it's like it doesn't matter when they're done like it's like it was just a game They look back at it and doesn't matter just got mad because they were weak they were stupid And people get upset about life because of the same reason like it won't matter anymore. It's like you fucking just play along I may have already told this story but it reminds me the whole discussion reminds me of the Julius Caesar when he went out he was like after he had conquered whatever the fuck it was

and he was with a servant you know back in the day the Caesars um they were considered like you know ordained by the gods so they were they're you know next closest thing they were kind of a medium between humanity and the gods and so Julius Caesar goes out with a servant and he sees a statue of Alexander the Great and he goes up to the statue and then he just falls to his knees and the servant is absolutely convinced the sky is going to, you know, just rain meteors and the earth is going to split because it's like what the fuck is happening. Caesar is on his knees crying. Like, just could not believe it. And then I don't know if the, I mean, this is just a story, so who knows how it really went.

But then apparently Caesar says, I will never be as great as this man. Because he would never be able to conquer as much as Alexander the Great. He would never be as famous or well known as Alexander the Great. But he was still fucking Julius Caesar. But it's the idea of like ambition can be such a downfall. Having the name Alexander the Great. It's kind of hard to live up to it. I know.

Yeah. But it's the idea I think that, you know, if your goal is to be rich, you will never be rich enough. If your goal is to be famous, you will never be famous enough. Because there will always be people with more money and there will always be people who are more famous than you. Exactly. The moment that's your goal, you have failed. That's why you set goals within your limit. It's like you set it at the time and you work for those things that you want to work for.

If your goal is always to become better than who you are, then I think that's a great goal. Always be better than your previous self. So we not even set goals, just work as hard as you can and just sort of see where it takes us. For sure. Why? That wouldn't even have to be necessary. That is like such a head of note. That's a catch-22 because it's like you can either sit around and not do anything and inevitably die or you can actually do something and die.

It doesn't matter. You're still getting to the same destination. You know why I'm still alive? Why shit? As gay as it sounds, it's because of love. And because I love things. Are you gay? No, no.

I can just like... Oh. I thought you say, as gay as it sounds, I'm in love. As like, as like, cliche it sounds, you know. Like, it's because of love, because I love things. I always say as gay. And there's different kinds of loves. Like, and when you love something, you want to, like, you find life in that.

Yeah. And that keeps you going. Like, there's different kinds of love. There's like the evil kind that is just like animalistic. loss and there's like the kind of love like it's like a guy likes a good steak you what if you love money and that is that's another love adoration and fame I think it's the kind of everybody loves money and everybody loves fame everybody wants to be famous and everybody wants to be rich but people said you know I don't know if I

disagree I don't want everybody wants money for things that they want like is there something you want you want money for it at the time you're that would be nice no yeah it's not but some people make it their main goal everybody Like that's what I mean everybody wants it, but it doesn't mean you're gonna get it. I think everybody's aware of the value of money I say I'm not though. I I paid like too much for shit I I legitimately I just want money for things I want at the time like me I wish I had a new computer and I wish I had the money to go in I would never I would like to be in a situation where I was never want for money where like I need like you know if I got in a hospital if I went to the emergency room and then now I'm fucking broke you know what I mean like yeah

I that's about as much money as I feel like I would need to is to have always enough. But you see, you always need it because there's always things you need and you always, like, you can't, well, we need this stuff because that's what our fucking society was built on. We were built on money and fucking wealth

and who you know. Well, no, I think the media definitely bashes it into everyone's heads that you want to be famous, that you want to have attention. Speaking of... Speaking of being famous. Speaking of being famous.

Me and Jeff were talking about something. This is a segue, by the way. About how famous you guys are? No. We were talking about, movie remakes. We're talking about the future of what movies are going to be like, because we were talking, we were like what the next remake of movie is going to be. Okay. I said that the next series that's going to be remade is back to the future. And what I said was, I said, I was to say Morty, Marty is going to be replaced with a girl, and I said the professor, or the guy. He's going to be black. He's going to be a black professor. Yes. It's going to be Morgan Freeman and a girl, but she'd still be named Marty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going to go back in time. and the bad guy's obviously gonna be the bad guy would be super either he'd be super racist

or either super intolerant we would say Biff would continue to be a what an angry white man of course angry and meaner than before yes and whiter yeah though Biff was pretty fucking white in those movies they well he was a yeah he was like arian as fuck yeah he was arian as fuck his green track suit so that's what I said that's what I said about back to the future but I was curious are you saying this like out of the wake of the new Ghostbusters No, I'm saying it in the wake of how everybody like to be progressive. Yeah, you know, by being progressive. Like people now.

Yeah. It's interesting how people feel like in order to be progressive, they have to rewrite history. They have to like take all the old shit we had and change it. So rather than just appreciate for what it is and come up with something new, you fucking idealist, soul-sucking jerk-offs in fucking Hollywood. You see, but here's a thing. But here's the thing. I would be all for it. I'd be all for a Back to the Future with a girl and a black professor,

but I would know the only reason it would exist is for that reason. And that would really taint it. That would... See, if they made a time-traveling movie or something similar, and they did have... They just happened to have, like, a black doctor and a female protagonist, fine. Not a thing.

It's the idea that they're going back and they are... They're literally trying to erase what was because it's not okay. It's not okay that, you know, Michael J. Fox and... fucking, you know, there was all these white people doing it. You know what I mean? Like, in order for it to be pertinent and or valuable today, you have to rewrite it. That bothers me.

Yeah. Well, why does it bother you? Like, it doesn't even, why do you even care about movies? Like, why do you even care about a new back to the future? Like, I think, well, no, it doesn't, look, it bothers me to. I couldn't care less if they would make it. Hypocrisy bothers me. And I think that the very people who are trying to be socially conscious about things,

I think by them doing that, I think they're being fucking hypocrites and bigots themselves. By saying that, well, whatever you created, that wasn't okay. You fucking white people and you're, you know, whatever. That they're saying they know better. That hypocrisy.

Maybe it's just an attempt on trying to be different so it wouldn't be compared as much. But then if you wanted that, just make a new movie. Don't make it back to the future. They're doing that all the time. They're remand. Then we're talking about remix. We're talking about movies. Like not Hollywood in general.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Just remakes. We're talking about, like, the new Evil Dead, and that it was, like, very pointless. I think that looks good. You know, it looks great. It feels great, but there's no reason. There is no reason to remake Evil Dead.

There's no reason. It's not a remake. It's a series. No, they did. No, they did do what we're talking about some. Males. Oh, you're talking about Evil Dead, too. With the girl, no.

Not Evil Day, too. They redid the movie. The New Evil Dead with the movie. with the girl as he was a producer oh I didn't know that new series not the series the series actually looks very great we did the evil dead movie and say I believe Sam Remy and Bruce Campbell were both producers yeah the fuck so they weren't in it wasn't evil dead to a remake of the first one anyway yes so and then they made a remake again yes oh okay now I follow but that's whatever dude Texas chainsaw has like 18 remakes yeah

Jeff I've been mean to ask you something of course you've seen so many movies and you're like a movie guy Why do you even still care about movies? How can you bring yourself to care about it? There's things you see in a movie. Why do I think? How can I bring myself to care about movies? Yeah, like when you see like, Avengers 2, how can you even see like, I want to see that?

How it's like, oh, fuck this. I can't, I couldn't care of less. I enjoy the, a nice story. But you've seen it before. But do you mind hearing the same story again? I mean, do you? You mean literally the same movie? But Shad believes that many movies are literally just all the same.

Why do you keep playing Call of Duty? I don't. I haven't played it until long, but I've enjoyed it at the time, but I don't keep playing shooters. Yeah, all shooters are the same. I'm playing, I, they're different. They're the same controls. No, they're not.

You know, and that's the same thing as saying, all whole action movies are the same. I do admit. I do admit, there's been plenty of games I've started recently and I was, I just talked to myself, why am I even playing this? And I never played them again. It's like Dark Souls. I started playing and it's like this is fun but then it's like eventually I kind of thought like why am I playing this? Like why am I even bothering with this? You actually get into dark stuff?

Yeah I really got into it but I was like why am I playing this? It's just a waste of time. You don't need to understand something. I'm negative. I complain about things because I care. Yeah, I know that. I like being alive. I know that. I like being alive and complaining because I care too much. There. But like sometimes it's just really hard to care because why do you keep playing Team Fortress? Yeah, shoot me in here. Yeah, because it's too. I still find. value in it I eventually that will cease I admit eventually that I mean how many

matches how many T F2 matches have you played probably quite a bit since it came out just give me just give me a rough number do you do you think it's a hundred more than that's like more than maybe a thousand more than that maybe about a you know you've done you have you have played a game a thousand times but isn't that beautiful and something can capture your attention and yet you're the same person who says how could you possibly watch these Hollywood movies they are all the same. Mick, I've played Hold on, hold on, Shad's... That is not

Team Fortress 2 is not linear entertainment. It's sport. It's a battle of the wits, a battle of... Are you telling me that out of that thousand every single one of these things is like just this amazing... Not everyone, but every now and one will be and that will make your day.

You tell me how this glorified point and click game is better than like in one of the story. Listen to this guy. This is your glorified. Click, click, click. Oh, Jeff, you've done it now, Jeff. so deep click click oh wow I killed you're so that's just pure ignorant oh wait let me let me just straight left a little click he's dead that's pure ignorance that is I know you know you're ignorant I haven't seen any of the Avengers

so maybe they're really good let me bring up the event I didn't even like the Avengers too why do they're like really big movie let me let me watch a movie click all right that was good yeah let me watch a movie oh happy and haven't seen this before oh look oh hero oh what an interesting movie oh I shot a guy he died what an interesting shot I hadn't seen a thousand times I got a headshot time to respawn another headshot another CG explosion whoa okay you know what's funny though is that within the world of Team Fortress right there are a limited amount of assets there's a

limited amount of animations characters moves sets so is there in real life sure but I will say that the variety that you can see in other mediums is much greater than any single game. Do you disagree? You spent a thousand hours in a hallway. Well, I never, I don't even have that at a thousand dollars. Here's a thing. A thousand matches. I'm saying asset-wise.

I'm not saying, I'm not saying scenario-wise. Here's the thing about a game and here's the thing about a movie. A movie, it's a movie's great because, you know, you can really get invested in a movie, but the movie will always be the same. Sometimes a movie will be different. You'll catch new things, which will make the movie. the whole movie enjoyable again, but when you have a game and you have a game like TF2 which has tons of different weapons, which all do different things and give you a different

experience each time, it's like playing a different game every time. Yeah, but you're playing a bunch of Sonic Hedgehog fans for probably on it. That's also not sure. Wait a minute, wait a minute. So what's it, why, why do you, let's say, watch the movie. Rather than Call of Duty though. Let's say you- Because Team Fortis 2 is way more intelligent in Call-Duty, I will admit that. And T-4thage 2 is infinitely more intelligent.

He likes Collegg-Duty. He likes college. is not like a... Close duty is stupid. Listen. Listen, video games are better than movies. Wrong. I agree with that.

Video games are better than movie. Listen, Atari, I'd rather fucking... I'd rather play Atari. I'd rather play fucking E.T for Atari 3200. Are you saying... The very nature of it being interactive makes it better than movie. No, not to interactive. I think non-linear entertainment is better than linear entertainment.

better than linear entertainers. So you think a game, like a board game, like shoots and ladders is better than the movie aliens. That's not entertaining. That's your point. But me that is not entertaining. It's an interactive... Non-linear. What about a game of checkers? I could roll the dice. I could move three spaces or six spaces. There's still a lot of games that fucking suck, but it just mean like the best of both worlds, the best of video games would win. So would you see the ultimate, the ultimate hybrid? Let's say, do you ever see that movie with Gerard Butler?

love you where you know where he's like in the game the gamer gamer gamer that is fucking gay like that that well on hold on this fucking why because like if it's a dumb action movie like it's like fuck this movie I wasn't saying the movie I'm saying the premise of the movie the idea that you could actually be in a game like making the decisions well Shadden against the Oculus Rift which is something that why are you against the Oculus Rift because I think it's gimmicky yes it's that's something that so it's not an immer immersion thing because it emerged like I think it makes more what if there was a movie

let's say let's say there's a movie would name a movie you actually like the godfather great so imagine there's a movie like the godfather there's a headset you put on and all the characters still exist in this world it is a game but it is also a movie where you could just sit back and kind of watch everybody or you can interact completely with these things there's no reason for that to exist like the godfather is a good piece of art on its Jesus Christ it doesn't need to be okay fine then it's not the godf- shut the fuck fine that it's not hold on one that it's not the godfather it's another random mafia movie x is actually random uh interactive movie mafia x okay it is a mafia world it is just like a

game except you don't use a controller you are actually in it and what is that what is that do you think that's better than just where you sit with a controller that no yeah yes he does that's that's that's my point no like no he hasn't answered what He's gonna go up with some contrary elements that are occurring throughout a house. And you can see it from different perspectives. What is this? It's so fucking simple. Hypothetical shit come from.

This isn't hypothetical. Jesus Christ, what I'm saying is is the future of entertainment. Being, instead of watching movies, they are now fully interactive. Like you are literally walking through the halls of this thing. You're describing the wet dreams of game designers. That doesn't mean it's reality. Chad, do you know what games were when I, before you were born when I was a kid? I watched the angivating game.

And you're telling me, you're telling me that you don't think in 20 years they're not going to have something almost like virtually embedding yourself in a world. Yes. You do not think they are? You're close-minded, my friend. You're ignorant. I don't think 20 years. You have no idea of the progress they've made. The fact that the Oculus drift is where it is today, today, in 20 years.

In 20 years? Dude, I remember using a fucking. cassette tape. Yeah, but Shad's point is, have you, you remember when a 3D movies were a thing? Shad doesn't know anything. Chad, what, Chad had his mom, you know, he played Call-Duty 1. Now he's up to Call-Duty 4 or whatever. That's all he knows. My point, Shad, was that you were saying, of the two worlds, that games were better, and we were saying of movies and games, and that we enjoy movies and games, but that was the better. My idea is if in the future they were able to meld them, does that seem like something

that would be cool instead it became some weird thing where it was like all your hypethetical bullshit yeah what the fuck is that the Gerard Butler sucks just like I never said that I never said that kind of does you're straw manning me as they said like you're making me say things I didn't make if it's any consolation okay it's such an easy question would you like to be in an interactive movie the end no he doesn't like that any consolation that Oclusion to gives me motion thank you thank you know I don't give you me motion sickness too it's I get motion sick very easily it's too much it not

only that but my eyesight's really bad so I'd have to wear glasses and I don't think I honestly don't think technology is up to a point where glasses and an Oculus ripped no and it will I think it will be and I think it will be immersive and I think it would be cool but it won't be for everyone and Chad doesn't know the reason why I brought it up was it would be a movie that was non-linear because essentially you could make anything happen in this why does it have to be a movie like they tried movies that are nonlinear take the word movie out of it is an interactive game world that happens to have a story you look at so many of the

fucking games that people play there it is like a movie yeah yeah and that's my problem with gaming industry that's why a lot of modern games are like moving in the wrong direction because they are just cheap imitations of interactive so you think do you think it's bad or good the call of duty has like cutscenes I think it's bad great so you think all games should have no story and just be pure action that's why he likes follow out do you make your own story yes that's very true but that's exactly exactly what I was talking about about interactive fucking movies.

That's exactly what I'm talking about. It's not, it's not, it's not a movie. You're saying there's a mafewy movies have their own set scripts. That's like heavy rain. That's an interesting. You're saying, fallout has a fucking script. Your characters say shit. People recorded the line.

You're saying this mafia movie or whatever. Or Fallout world. Okay, who cares? Listen, but it's a mafia thing. Why is it a mafia thing? Who I'm fine! Doesn't matter. Listen.

Why is it a Fallout world? Listen to me! If it's a fucking mafia thing, then you can just go outside and walk on down to fucking subway. It doesn't really matter that you're in a fucking mafia movie if you do whatever you want. That's the point! A post-apocalyptic interactive fucking movie game.

Would that make it better? Yes, because you're like... Why is it a movie? Because it's not a movie. It's not a movie. It's interactive entertainment. It's a fucking game. It's still a game.

Fine, I'll take the word movie out of it. No movie, just story, interactive, immersion non-linear. Do you want to play? No. So you're asking if he wants to play follow-up. I don't want to play it anymore, I don't. Fuck this thing. I walk in there and they're like, it's a fucking immersion where you can do whatever you want. And I'm like, you know what I just walk away.

If I thought you as a character in that game, I'd walk a subway. Just fucking without your dick, jerk off and then turn it off. That's what I would do. I would go next door and start jerking off on people because I'm in a movie. I can do what I want. I can fucking slap anybody. That will be a game in about 20 years. You could do that.

You could. Then what's the point of it being a movie? That's my point. Fine. Take the word movie out of it. Yeah, look, why do we even use the word movie? Because it's a game. Because what I'm saying, by movie, all I meant was that it had a storyline. You don't have to follow it.

You can change that storyline. Just like Fallout has a storyline, but you're right, that's not a movie. So, we'll take out the movie part and just say, interactive, immersive, entertainment. Then it's a completely new. describing the wet dreams of game designers what they're striving to do and they're trying to figure that out of course I'd want to play that and every that was the answer okay it's a completely new thing it's like no longer a game it's no longer a movie

it's yes it's a new it's both that's what I'm saying it's like it's it's a good movie it's a good movie it's a getting back on topic so back to the future is what was the movie remake I said what do you guys think um what would we think of the next big hit and the next big Oh, well, they're doing Ghostbusters already. I think... Which, again, like, again, like, you know, I'm all for a whole... No, no, no, that's actually a really great question.

But what upsets me is the fact that it has to be that. What if it's Conan? What if it's Conan with that M.MA... Didn't they try doing Conan? No, but that's... Ronda Rouse? Rosed. Well, no, that Hercules movie had the Rock,

and clearly he was not the Aryan White Hercules that people are used to. I legitimately think in the next 10 years I'll make a new Lord of the Rings movie series. Oh, really? So successful. You think they would do that? Dude, that series is 15 years old. I'm actually surprised that they made The Hobbit three movies,

but they made the whole Lord of the Rings into fucking three movies. Yeah, exactly. They made the one of the book. You think they had relaunched Harry Potter again? No, as a show, as a show would be great. Maybe it's a show Hogwarts Academy. Yeah, and then it's just like- They already are.

I think they will. Well, they're creating a series that takes place after. Oh, shit. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, is that the monsters where the monsters are. Well, they did that with like, you know. The Goff, G-Gh-Gi-O and shit.

They had the Yu-Gi-O Trading Card Academy and stuff. Well, they can't do Terminator because they keep doing Terminators, and they've stayed very true to the past. Well, they've already done Terminator. I know, but they keep redoing and they keep... And the new one is like... But they referenced the first one. For the first one.

I know. They made it so perfect, except they made the three punks have different haircuts at the start. Did you see that? Everything was so perfect in the new Terminator, like, almost remake. But they made the three puns at the beginning of Terminator one in the new one have different haircuts. It's weird. It was stupid.

Like, they could have... They were already so close. They were so close, but they just gave them different airways. What would they remake? What would they remake? What was your superhero? Tango and Cash with females. Tango and Cash?

It's a good idea. What about goblins? What about goblins? What was it really good 80s movie? Gremlins. Yeah, Gremlins. What was a really popular good 80s movie? That's a Gremlin.

Like, they're going to remake Gremlins. That was popular. That's a, they would totally do that. Bill and Ted. They'd make it really gross with females. Uh, no. Bill and Ted. would be with an Asian and an Arab.

It would be the... It would be the... It would be Harold and Kumar's Excellent Adventure. Speaking of the mafia movies like you were so obsessed about for some reason, what about the Godfather series? I don't think they would... You think they would dare do that? No, I don't know if they would touch... I don't think they would...

They might... They might be ruthless. No, no, no, they would be murder. The first Godfather. The actual mobsters hold that movie as a little. They would go and murder someone because they reference that movie That's actually true that movie that movie changed the whole mob because they actually started changing their whole They do even gangsters even like even like you know without that subpranos wouldn't exist

Yeah, maybe this will get me killed but I fucking hate everything to do with Italian gangster listen every I love this This godfather all these ignorant spaghetti is the godfathers Getting in their fucking tracks suits thank you Oh mama me whatever. The godfather's gonna come out and it's gonna be fucking PG-13. It's gonna be Pee-Weirman. Yeah, they're gonna like fucking stab somebody in a shadow in the background is gonna swing his hands around. They wouldn't do that.

That's actually a really good question though. What would they, what would be the next big remake? Do you think they're ever gonna make like classic Disney movies like Lion King as like 3D? Lion King's already a TV show in Disney. Oh yeah? I was gonna say Indiana Jones, but they made one so recently. That's what I was thinking. I don't think they, I don't think they were in a little ago.

That was almost 10 years ago. If anything, they would possibly, that one could possibly be like Indiana Jones had like a niece. They wanted to, there was a room and they wanted to make that Chris Pratt character of Indiana Jones. That he made decent Indiana Jones, to be honest. I think they'd stick with a white guy for him. Yeah. Because it's such a white name too, Indiana. That's like such a fucking, yeah, but it could be a girl too.

What about ET? Yeah. Remake of ET. Yeah. J.J. Abrams. Because ET, the movie, as Corey said, sucked. Fuck. Fuck.

fucking when I was young I was like fuck this movie J J. Abrams remaking ET with nobody wants your fucking alien even if I still think the main character would be white but I think possibly has like black best friend absolutely no the main character's black and the the aliens white when he dies he turns white he turns black and then the black kid turns white flight of the navigator with a A black kid.

No, no. The Neverending Story. They would totally remake the Never Ending Story. I don't think they would. Because the book, they already butchered the books so much with that movie. Mary Poppins. No, I mean like a remake of it. Like, remake the first one, completely.

Knock out the sequel. Yeah, Mary Poppins is... Hold on. Mary Poppins remade with Jennifer Lopez in Manhattan. They're not going to remake Mary Poppins. They will make... No, because they did that Disney movie with fucking Tom Hanks. Yeah, so, yeah.

And it had... premises... Oh, yeah, that's great, that's great. A remake of Big, um, with, uh, fuck, with a kid, a black kid who... Hats me black, cuck. Hold on, hold, hold, no, he's a black kid who, uh... He then becomes Jaden Smith, um, grows up, he then is turned into Will Smith. Sounds like a man.

Yeah, who then, uh, is a famous rap, gets into the, uh, is a famous rapper, but all of his lyrics are based off of like childhood memories and stuff like that and they call the movie neg he's also an emerald guru shats half black he can say that he's also he's also an emerald guru what so he hears people what's what's the video game at the beginning he can't solve so he's oh the one yeah with the text adventure yeah oh it was yeah what was that it was like a king's questy yeah you know like bomb tunes we made that he actually made an interactive

version of that I know oh really what's cool he actually made that he he remade that game in an actual real game at least that part of it holy shit did you like it that much yeah it's totally convincing but yeah you have to pretty much do exactly what he does in the movie but anyway really um they could they never need to remake any of the alien movies um you say flight of the navigator but I think they could pull off a new but it's like nobody like I mean like I I know I'm saying this, but that movie had one version of it, and though people liked it, I don't know if it really...

But that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's like fairly well known, but it's also a little under the radar. And the premise, I think, is interesting enough that it could be remade. They could literally take the very basic framework. Yeah, because you could remake it to any town and any person. The idea of the kid going in the future. Right, exactly. I think the kind of robotic pilot is overdone, like the full space odyssey, spaceship is

overdone or I know we just saw an interstellar yeah it's kind of over done they did it good though they did it good but it's like if you do that again you'd get what's the movie with Hal 3000 or whatever what's that what's the movie with how 3,000 space audits it doesn't want to remake space odyssey they wouldn't I don't think they'd I don't think they'll really make I you know I would say that they wouldn't ever make any Kubrick movie but I'm wrong expected for it's time you know what I would say that they they would remake the shining but they already did because fucking Stephen King

because he didn't like the original. You made a TV for a TV. Yeah, he made his own TV. Dude, that one was like... God, it was so fucking terrible. I don't give a shit what, you know, NC on the DL says that. It fucking... I saw it.

It fucking saw. Wait, the original? No, the original? No, I like the original. The original, like, fucking scared me when I was little, but the one, the remake, the TV show, the one that has, like, 14 episodes. Stephen King has this thing where he has to star,

or not starred, but he has to be featured. Like a cameo? And the cameo and all the, like Stan Lee. Steve, he's had like two or three, like, you know, good horror movies, but he's made a lot of really stupid fucking ones too. Yeah. The best ones that he, that people remember from him have never been, that he's never really been, like, directly involved,

except for obviously the story, which is huge, but, like, being, like, there. Shawshank Redemption, Kubrick's Shining. What's that one with the big dog? Coo Joe? Yeah. I never saw it. Oh, I did see it. I saw it stupid or it that oh yeah it but that was a like it wasn't actually really fucking bad movie if I thought it was kind of scary though

as a kid it was really scary. I've used like that movie. I like that movie is great. Have you seen misery is fantastic? That one's fantastic. Misery is one of his best but I think it was like when I was a kid it scared me but when I got older it was fucking stupid. Yeah, yeah it's for that's the problem. It's fucking stupid.

And it's confusing. It's just it's nonsense. It makes it makes no sense. It's classic, like inconsistent bullshit. It's like, like, he's like a fucking spider and they use silver rocks. And they never explained it. It's like battery acid. I was fucking hoping it was more than like some alien spider.

I was hoping he was actually just a fucking clown, but no. Cory, remember when he just spray battery acid on his face and it fucking hurts him? Like, why? Do clowns hate battery acid all of a sudden? Like that movie. Would hate battery acid, to be honest. No, but like everything else would just would. heard him but right battery asset it's okay I mean like I guess like horror

movies like classic horror movies you think they remake Hellraiser yeah well I mean they've made so many of them those I think all horror movies are really prime for remake because people don't want to well no yeah because I think people are and a reboot because I think that producers are really weary about horror movies in general so they're like new ones especially so if they can find something that already has a little bit of traction, then they'll remake it, which is why I think we have like 10, there is,

like how many sequels of Hellraiser already? There's like seven or eight. And then with the Chainsaw of Texas The Massacre. God, yeah, the Massacre. There's like three. There's already been like three or four straight up remake. Not even just sequels or spinoffs. Straight up remake

like Spider-Man. Like, Spider-Man. Like, how many fucking Spider-Man won movies can you fucking remake? There's a new Friday 13th coming out. Again. Oh yeah. I think Robert England is going to be just pretty again. There is no reason. Yeah, but people will eat it up. It's money.

It's like a product. Well, it's like the next episode of a show, you know what I mean? Like... Did they remake Chuckie? Yeah. I could have sworn that. I was never a big Chuckie. Recently, the first Chuckie, they remade it.

Yeah. I, you know, I started liking Chuckie around Bride. Chuckie's Bride? That was a really funny movie. And then the seat of Chuckie was actually... I might go back and watch some of the Chuckie movies. because it's been a long I hate that dog I never really like the chucky movies

for the first three movies I hate what he just looks like you gotta you gotta give Chuckies he looks like they go to the factory and he melts and shit what's he doesn't even look like like I broken or weird garbage pail kid he looks just like a garbage fail kid yeah yeah I was straight up they had like little midgets running around like but playing yeah they should remake basket case oh yeah the one with yeah with the monster the basket yeah but keep the house half brother Or reanimator. Oh, yeah.

Reanimator. I would be really curious to see, like... Is brain dead? Is that reanimat? The reanimator is about the guy who got this goo and he can just make corpses come back to life. Yeah, it's not Lynch, it's the other... Cronomberg. Oh, yeah, that isn't it?

Yeah. But it was a kind of clever, like, funny. They renamed the thing. Several times. Three times, I think. Oh, you know what? Have they remade the fly? No.

Yes, they did. Did they? There's two versions of the fly. Really? The Goldblum one is the second one. Yes. Oh. The better one is actually the remake. The thing is the same case.

The better one is the remake. Is the flyer, like, from like the 30s or 40s? The thing is as well. Do you think they would remake it again, like a PG-13 version of the well? I would think people would have a problem with the PG-13 version, but I think they could remake the fly. I did like the fly a lot.

I think Goldblum was great, but I do think they could remake it. The flies when were they going to teleport her with the fly. Yeah, and then he comes out. Because you're already talking about your liking to remake, so you could potentially like another remake. Yes. I think certain movies, yes. And I really like the original fly.

You know, like the original Frankenstein from the 40s is a remake. Oh, and you know that? You know what I think is going to happen. I think in the next few years, they're going to take a bunch of premises from movies in the years past, but replace the antagonists with dinosaurs.

That's a good. It's not going to be horror movies, but with dinosaurs. That would be amazing. That would be great. Instead of killer clowns in our space, it's going to be killer dinosaurs from outer space.

Nazi dinosaurs. They set up a dinosaur theme park, but it's actually set up just people. So the dinosaurs, they throw out their box from chains and take you to hell with a dinosaur. There's a bunch of different dinosaurs. So it's basically Jurassic Park, but the whole purpose is to actually lure people in and then murder them all. Is it weird that I think that... Is it weird that I think dinosaurs are kind of gay? Like just like... Oh, those are kind of gay.

That's your prerogative. Not in a homosexual, but I think they're kind of lame. The ancestors... Do you think any other animals on this planet are kind of gay? No, I just think dinosaurs are like really like... I guess they're not utilized to a point where I can be like, well, that's cool. Dinosaurs are cool. I'm upset they just don't portray them correctly.

Yeah. I guess I want more savage fucking, like, feathered animals that are actually like... I want to see... I want to see a CD version of them feathered because... That's what I'm saying. Is that an actual scientific fact? Yeah, they became feathered recently. A lot of them are.

The problem is, like, with the problem is, like, with the problem is, like, the new Jurassic Park movie it's like you see these dinosaurs you're just like I don't know I just felt I know what I'm gonna see every time I see it that's why I didn't go to see it because I couldn't care less about the dinosaur it's you know honestly a lot of people grew up with Jurassic Park is a big part of their life I never like Jurassic Park I saw it once and I hated the kids and I hated the kids the kids is like the worst thing about it about any of the dresser's recently and I hated the kids I wanted to fucking raptors to eat the kids but never

happened that's what everybody fucking wanted Especially like the little girl all the eight is a black guy everyone wanted the fucking rafters like rip into her stomach and then all the kids would have been fucking clapping and cheering That was why I actually liked in that one movie um dead snow The that movie was great well dead snow too That they um that they had the kid and you thought it was totally gonna be the trope of the side kick kid kid But he only last like five minutes in the movie. Yeah, because nobody wants a kid. No, they knew it but that was the whole point. Yeah like fuck this annoying ass like side character. There was such fun movie like that that was like one of those like new movies that kind of bring you back to the old movies like dread like I love those kind of movies that like bring you back to like That's something I didn't like about past movies is when they would introduce a key character and you were a kid and you were watching a movie and they would think oh it's relatable

Oh it's relatable to the kid but you still hate the fucking kid the kid the kid so when you're a kid and you're like I hate this faggit That fucking kid is a fagin. It ruins Jurassic Park movies was like a perfect example of that perfect example we were watching it and these stupid assles are shining flashlights in the fucking dinosaurs eyes and they're like turn it up I don't know how. Yeah, he's just like, I would have fucking did this. Yeah, you're the same age of them and you're like, you just fucking put your hand on it. Like she knows how to hack a fucking national computer, but she doesn't know how to put her hand over. Yeah, exactly. She can hack the fucking government database mainframe, but like she can't fucking fucking...

Those at the time where like hackers are really cool. Oh yeah, hack and they're all the girls too. And anytime they hack, it's never like the boring ass like Matrix C. No, it's like a bird over dead. It's like a fucking screened. You're like going in. to the server and have like the computer like T-shaped people spinning around

like I watch a movie once in the information and you see like all these locks and shit like graphics going everywhere. And this like eight year old hacks a helicopter to fall from the sky and she's like yes. Yeah. Do you ever see the movie hackers? They were the worst, that was the worst defense of that very thing. I haven't seen it. Every time they hack it do a computer it's like a fucking 3D polygon. There was one hacking movie I liked growing up. It was about

like a bunch of college kids who were going to have into their computers to change their grade and that's like a simple premise I like that though yeah but they they did it and they're like war games they basically they hacked and they changed their grade but um because some like there was something going on where they were doing like tests at the school like the government it was like some other bullshit like the CIA was already like following the school because of some crime thing yeah these assholes were hacking to change their grades so then now they were being stocked by CIA

agents I don't know what the fuckie was called. This sounds exactly like war games. I don't think that was it. It was the same premises, but it was like, it wasn't like two kids sitting in a room. It wasn't a girl and a guy. It was like a bunch of college kids because they were all like failure potheads. Do you guys ever see the, what was it called? Smiley?

Oh, I saw Smiley, yeah, yeah. But they weren't the Skype movie. YouTube stars. No, no, the Skype one was, oh no, that was also Skype. Unfriend me. Yeah, that's the one. No, that's a different. The Skype one, right?

Yeah, that's a Facebook one, right? My movie calls Friend Me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the killer, right? If you see him on Skype, then you die. Friendsster me. Did you ever see him? Yeah. I have never seen the trailer.

Shane Dawson was in it. Yeah, there was, Tabascus was in it too, all of YouTube people. They should make a YouTube channel where the people, he like murders him on his YouTube channel. It's called Subscribe. And they died for real. Yeah, yeah. He's... Fucking vloggers.

And they would like die to kill them for real. Yeah, no, no. It should be called unsubscribe. I fucking need. And it's like, if you... If you unsubscribe from your channel, you die. And they're like, they think it's the guy who runs the channel. Like, he's somehow going off and murdering unsubscribers.

Hey, what's up you guys? Today I took like three shits instead of two shits. He's really boring and he makes like stupid, like, bad videos and nobody likes them. Top of the morning to you, that's. Top of the morning to you, ladies. Did you ever see between the pines? Is it behind, between the pines? It was Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper.

No, I haven't seen that. It's pretty cool. Said like a chick, a chick fling. Yeah, there are two fucking hotties, dude. Yeah, but that is not. Who's cute or no? Oh, fucking did, dude. No, do you actually ever do that?

Do you actually ever jack off to a movie, even though it's just like acting and stuff? Um, wait, let me think. Did I ever jack off to, uh, he jack off to the acting itself? No, like, even though he, like, builds up scenarios in his mind and jacks off just from the imagery of the people. I think when I was a kid, I jacked off to Michelle Piper's Catwoman. I jacked off to Sarah Michelle Geller from Buffy. few times. That is

you are despicable people. Why? Because I think it's like you're objectifying fucking actresses. Like, enjoy you. Dude, I will have... Shad your entire fucking existence on this planet subsists strictly on objectifying

fictional famous characters. Listen, I find it repulsive that you jerk off to Hines. He's joking. Hines. Dude, Michelle Fifee in that leather outfit when she's like I have to give myself a bath and she just licks herself and she's just licking this leather arm and rubbing it all over her face I don't know I never liked her I like to video games I thought yeah I thought Catwoman was a terrible movie personally would not Catwoman in the movie that not but catwoman the movie that Hallie Berry fucking publicly apologized for making that movie at the Raspberry Awards what are you talking about she did that back then he's talking about the would jennifer

not Hallie Barry he's talking about the new Catwoman movie with that I probably didn't like that either yes and Hallie Barry I I probably didn't like that either you like weird science when they're building the girl on the computer oh changing and making your breast size really big and they're wearing a braze on their heads yeah it was weird because she was like way older she was kind of older than them yeah yeah I mean now I like older brother it's interesting to see Jeff finding like that interesting like stuff like that was Funny, because it was like, I saw as a little kid, it was just like this. Yeah. When I was-

When I was-old, I was-old. And they brought that woman there, the whole thing going through my head was, that's an old lady. But then, you know, when I get older, it's like, yeah. I had the, I had the weirdest fetishes when I was a kid, but I'm actually very vanilla now. It's so weird. No, it's, it's serious.

No, I'm kind of vanilla. I'm not that vanilla. Dude, when I was a kid, I jerked off to a portion of Valley of the Horses. Do you know what Valley the Horses is? It was the sequel to Planet the Cave Bears. It's a book. Okay, now I feel better about what I'm a fucking kid. I'm a fucking kid on an airplane reading this book.

And I was like fucking 13. Nobody's vanilla. I'm not vanilla, but I like bust stuff. I like kind of dominating girl. I know it sounds really cool. No, nobody's vanilla. Whatever. There's no such thing is vanilla.

I like being the one who's like, but whatever, okay, that's stupid. I could add off to the Enterprise 1101A model. What does that even mean? Refurbished it in the Star-T motion picture. It's got really weird. I got out.

You know, people getting turned on by things is always a weird thing. Star Trek car. Because it goes from everything from like animals to fucking people in animal suits. You know like Star Trek chips? The first time I ever got a boner when I was a kid. It was the scene where, uh, was the scene where like Jafar was able to fucking control Princess Jasmine. I was like, I was like, oh man, he can make her like do whatever he wants. I was like if you're like fucking fucking Princess Jasmine spread her asshole right now and she wouldn't be able to do it

You thought that as a kid as a kid can you name your one thing that actually turns you on You know what I really like I want you to be genuine one thing that turns you on doesn't have to be the weirdest thing You're just normal things ways your save your save your breath sometimes when I just think about like Yeah that there are people out there and who they they generally have like a stream of love in them That makes me happy. That turns you on? There's good people out there. That gives you a heart on.

It gives me just a happy feeling. No. What makes your dick card? One thing that makes your dick card. Here, I'll name a bunch. Gang bangs, cum shots, women with high... Women with leather boots that reach past their kneecaps. I mean, I could go on.

What's one thing that turns you on? Yeah, I don't... I got to see like it's a top hanging out with this. topic now worth discussing. Knee socks. It's a sick question. Absolutely not worth discussing. We can't get an answer to somebody. It's just not worth discussing.

Listen, make the most white fucking, like, interest. Like, letter booths that go knee high. Gang bags, and it's like, gangbanks, big black dicks. You're saying, I have the most white interests? Yeah. How is it a white thing?

It's like, just like, with like, fucking white business man when they come home, what they look on the computer yeah just to fuck out teenage gay every fucking foreign cover it's like oh i'm j i yeah i'm sure the black guys most yeah just like i fucking huge big black things yeah they want to know something black guys hate gangbangs they hate they hate come shots they might chinese people hate wait aren't the japanese in the huge fucking gangbangs don't the weird don't be racist don't put the chinese i saw a duccaque is a fucking phrase specifically for a old group of japanese dudes to come on a fucking girl's face

Humiliation. They're not into that kind of... Oh, humiliation. Yeah. I hate humiliation. Well, that's what they're really... Is that a white thing or is that... No, that's not... What race is that go to? Hold on, shut up. Shad.

...humiliation porn. Which race do you attribute that one to? Japanese. You know what I just meant like... You're interested... What on the other side? What you think porn would be like? You know, like that's like the surface of porn.

Like... I think a lot of it comes from... What society wants you to like. That's not true at all. Society doesn't want me to like any of those things. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. What part of society wants me to like gang things?

You know? No, no, no, name the part of society. What, like a Coca-Cola ad or Microsoft? It's subconsciously. Yeah, your fucking website. No, no, no, I promote different things. You're supposed to- Yeah, you promote, uh, beistiality.

Shed doesn't discriminate. No, shed. Rape, murder. No. Murder. I don't, I don't, I swear to God. Listen. I swear, there's nothing to do with that.

Shadjust isn't discriminating. Between sexualism. We're only doing it based on maybe two or three pictures. That is- Two or three, I've seen hundreds of these pictures. That is complete ignorance. You guys are being ignorant. He can laugh all you want, but it's true.

You said two, I've seen hundreds of his pictures. You're saying all this stuff, but it's... We're talking generalization. You're saying generalization. Fucking gang bang is white man porn? He doesn't do gang bang, though. No, I mean... I know he doesn't do gang-bank.

I didn't mean specifically... You just said he did! No I didn't I didn't he just becialed in pedophilia I don't do pedophilia Oh that's right that the characters are just a little bit older that's right They're 18-12-13-ish like this make you that's offensive that why why is that offensive I just find girls have No boobs and they look super Wow I'm midgets I find you to be an offensive Wow no boo. I'm sorry the one we have in the fucking room or on the fucking walls is absolutely a girl with virtually no boobs

Chad, since you're an expert on pornography. I'm not. I think you are. Where do you draw the line? What do you say you want, then? Hold on. I know my way around the pornography. If you don't think you do, what you do is not pornography, what do you do?

It's art. I draw. It's art. What is, what do you find more attractive? And in whatever sense you want to consider it. A cat? Or a seven-year-old girl. Oh, for fuck's sake.

The dumbest question I've never heard. What's the cat doing? What's the cat doing? Fingering itself. I don't know. Kid looking at some? They're both fingering themselves. I'm not sexually interested in felines are minus. No felines are minors.

No felines or minors. Okay, well that's good. Listen, there is a difference between what you enjoy in art and what you enjoy in real life. Yeah. That's so fun. That is so true. Listen, okay, you know There's certain things like because it's like people think like oh because you if you do this stuff that means you're you're totally into real life

For instance, I agree and that's how like a lot of artists do that too That's what people don't understand. No, I'm just saying this as a generalization. I know you guys are joking, but in generalization people are like oh Because you like this therefore you're into this. Yeah, I know I absolutely fucking hate this But I like this the art form because I can shape this exactly how I want that's so fucking true because Anytime I tell people I like hentai art, they always go, oh, bullshit, you're just jack off to it. But I'm like, no, I think the art is actually really fucking good. You don't get turned on, you just find it beautiful. I find it really good.

I swear to God, that's, I swear to God. There's a dude with like a jizz stream frozen in the air. If it looks like a really, if it looks like a really cool, I feel like that's cool. I've seen beautiful, hyper-realistic looking jiz streams that I've legitimately- Yeah, that's- You felt that. Realism doesn't matter. No, but Chadd had mentioned before that he didn't, that he wasn't a fan of people murdering with guns. That he thought that was cheap and lame.

And yet, you know, but he thinks guns and games are cool. Yeah, but in real life, guns are fucking lame. I agree. No, no, no, no. I absolutely agree. And I think that that distinction is really key. I think that's a really great distinction to make. And I think a lot of people, I don't know why they always just associate, like, oh, if you create something, you must be that thing.

It's the generalization. Well, I think it's also like a kind of synchronism. Like, it's hard for them to ever associate, like, oh, you could ever make something that isn't exactly what you think all the time. It's like category. Categorization. I know I'm saying all these dumb words. But it's like when people say like, oh, like there's an artist who does nothing but gay art, they must be gay. Right.

They're completely straight. But yet they think they're gay. And then there's some people who do nothing but straight art and they're super gay. But since they do straight art, they're like, oh, these people are. you know straight and it's like and if you do a little bit of it you're either by but it's like you have to be put in a category but it's like well how can you do that if you don't understand it was like well there's females who draw and create like movies scripts or or comic characters that are male and there are

males who create you know female characters yeah you don't have to be that thing in order to you know make a thing about that people don't understand and that's really like and yet you never see a problem when someone makes like something violent you never see someone accusing them of committing homicide yeah they're not like see that yeah someone who makes a violent game they're not going to them like you must murder yeah regularly and that's because of centuries of Christianity sure they may they repress sexuality so far that it is constantly on our brain yeah exactly and that's the difference between you're always looking for a finger-to-point

when it comes to sexuality with violence like occasionally like there's a school shooting they're like oh they were watching this movie or something Christianity promotes violence well that's I mean really yeah that's actually true I mean in terms of I mean any religion does to a degree against the ones that are not part of your clan right Buddhism I think is about as close as you get to not having but Buddhism is the one of the is I think the only atheistic religion yeah it's less of a religion and more of a really like that really like that religion yeah it's an atheistic religion where they

don't have a deity I thought that Buddha was the deity you know no that's like one of their profits he's the guy who did it yeah he he's the epitome of what you want to achieve yes but he's not God God yeah oh that's even more interesting stepdad's Buddhist. Buddhist is a good religion. I like that one. That's about as close as I get to religion just because I was raised in Buddhist house. Because my dad, I stepdad, uh, he meditates all the fucking time. Meditation works. I didn't think it worked and then I moved in with a hippie about two years ago and I moved in with this hippie and he goes, all right, so I'm gonna put this video on YouTube and just get into it. So I sat down. I was like this is not gonna work. I sat down and we were doing something called Kundalini. It was actually called Kundalini and it was like the guy goes kept going young cundalini I was like this is bullshit and I was like and that I for some really man my mom says a cunolini is like a fucking way to hell

You think you're saying all the words sirs saying your mom around your fucking bedroom But I man hey all those fucking words that's hanging on when you're creating like this guy that I live here appears in your living room and he just comes out Saints is waiting he's like oh keep singing mother fuck this guy was like I love him and all but he he was a bit fucking nuts like he wanted he thought his life life goal was to fight a giant and to beat a giant. That's usually what Kundalini singers. Yeah, but he was a great guy though. Yeah, I think the idea of, like, you know, they talk about meditation, but I think we all find different forms of meditation.

You know, meditation is a way to clear your mind in order to kind of, like, reflect on yourself and to be able to see things. Sleep is a form of meditation. Sleep is definitely one of those, and I also do think, I honestly think that, like, you know, for me, like sometimes it's doing the dishes. Like when I do the dishes, I literally go into a zone. Some people, when they play games, sometimes when they doodle, sometimes when they, even if they put on videos in the background,

all of a sudden it's like, that sound or whatever it is that they... A familiar movie. Yeah, I think it's the familiarity of a repetition that something is now happening that you're used to, that you can kind of like... That's blocking, that's like a filter to like all the other things. It's like a wall around you. And now you can just do your thing and you can think about... You can think.

And I think whether that's working out or watching videos or music or meditating and humming or whatever for you find a way to put a wall around you so you can just spend time with your own thoughts For me it's more like a thing where it's like I can't have something where Like lots of jump cuts very loud it has to be almost like even if there's like some of that it has to be like Because there's like a few reviewers I really enjoy and I've watched your stuff like hundreds of fucking times Yeah, I always like rewatched your stuff like Because, like, even if they do some things that bother me, they still legitimately have... I'm just so fucking used to how they sound that hearing them is kind of like, you know...

Yeah. I've just like... He puts you in that place. Like, uh... What's his name? What's that critic's name? Oh, yeah, nostalgia critic. He's totally...

Oh, and I am. What's their one? The, uh... Rydgamer. Yeah, oh, totally. No, old Irate gamer. It's like in... Fucking dad-humor, I read gamer. Listen, listen.

Listen. I will say the nuance IRA Gamer is getting on my fucking nerves. The nuance. But old Iriegamer, he was just so charming. Like he was innocent. He's trying to make his start. He's like, look at me. I'm trying to get out there.

Like he's just putting all this effort. And now he's just like. But he was always a cornball. Dude, he's totally a dad now. So his daddy humor really stems from being a fucking unfunny dad. Like he is a dead. He's a dad. He's a dad.

So his dad jokes are legitimate. It's like familiarity allows you into a safety. Like a mother's voice would do to a baby yeah and it's not even like you're listening to the words and yes you're just in that glad to be there yeah to be with like this womb of their of their voice it really is like when there's something that you can relisten to you over and over and over but it's like it never really bothers you you can just good to have those things yeah it really does even if it's something as fucking gay as IRA

gamer by the way I think it's funny I have a question chat you you follow angry video game yeah or you you I still do. I was watching his fucking, like, not telling. Are you a long time then? Yeah, absolutely. So do you guys, I'm curious, do you guys notice a change in this sense of humor after he had a kid? Absolutely. And it's the same thing, like you...

Like the video after? Or just over time? I don't know when he exactly had a kid, but it started at very, very obvious. Interesting. When you watch something, it's exactly what you say. You get in this funk where you like these patterns you're used to, and then it's, you're, you're used to. And then it starts to change every once in a while. You start, maybe the editing starts getting quicker.

Or something, like he tries to, you know, there's, like, more, like, stuff he tries to say that didn't really, he didn't really say before. He's not trying to review. Maybe he's trying to do more skits, and you just, you get these weird senses. Like the new nostalgic critic, like his stuff is very skittish, but his reviews are still solid. But his skits are fucking unbearable. And sometimes he has these scenes that are just like, oh, like you want to fucking skip them because, like, you can hear him. back in your mind you're just like you're trying to work but you hear it and then you listen to his old stuff and it's like you know it's him and he's just talking maybe he makes

an unfunny joke once in a while but even now I know you guys have said you this skits are cringinging as fuck but you guys still believe that his opinions on things are very accurate or well thought out not even accurate or well thought out I just still think he's an he's an entertaining personality just what he's talking yes when he's a lot of charisma and I like I like even though like you know like it's kind of you built this relationship with that character and it's the same if it's if you build a relationship with a TV show character yeah soon as you see the character you're gonna like him and even if he does something yeah that was for me I was saying

that was like Bob's burgers like I watched enough of it where like I don't necessarily think some of the episodes are actually funny but I'm used to the characters being who they are that yeah that you just kind of like who they are would you fuck Tina from Bob's word she's fucking if she was a legal age and she what didn't she didn't she didn't have a fucking Muppet face for her fucking mouth like it is like I would you know what it's not like I didn't say like I would go seeking after I'm saying like if we were at a party and she really wanted it like what are you doing you're like okay I mean yeah if you really want it I'd be happy to make you happy tonight ew you'd fuck Muppet Tina maybe I don't know make you a pervert I'm not a pervert I just I I like to make people happy yeah yeah that's a good excuse That's what Jared from Subway said as well.

Shut up! What the fucking pedophiles say? No! It's not it! I'm wired. I said if she really fucking wanted it and she was of legal age and, you know, like, why didn't she have to be legal age? It's Tina. She's not. She's a fucking kid. She's a fucking cartoon character. There's no rules. Here's a question.

If somebody here, if the cops found child pornography on somebody, somebody, these computer here. Theoretically. Eoretically. Would everybody else still be friends of that person? Would we shun them? How are young, though?

Well, here's the thing. I don't know. What classifies? What is, what you, okay, when they say child porn, I'm just curious. How old are these kids? I don't know. I don't know, what is the age? I don't even know what, are they, like, seven?

Or are they, like, 13? I guess, there's almost like two categories. There's like, really bad child pornography, pornography which is like seven younger and then there's like seven to 13 she's like this they're still terrible I can vow you still go to fucking prison Friday than one so you know it's all the fucking same I despise children like for the fucking oh yeah I don't find attractive I hate them I hate they're fucking loud you have to say that they're annoying but is it like I don't want to see like the art form closed like yeah yeah what is it about

what do you think people are seeking people who want to watch that what are they're looking for Is it just the... Is it the innocence? You know, I don't think... Yeah. One child is getting harm to do. Those child pornography videos, but I think like... I think it's more, yeah, ruining innocence.

Yeah, like the ruining of innocence. Probably. The virginity thing, the whole like, popping the first cherry. That's interesting. Like the type of people that are like turned on by that. But I'm the opposite though. I'm into like sluts who just love taking... Yeah, I don't mind.

I'm totally into total size. That's why... This is white man porn. You guys get all back off. It's a hipon-year-old. Huge big stuff. Lutz who fucking love dick so it's like I'll never be a Pito I don't think what's a peto is you I think there's a huge hypocrisy with the whole child child pornography thing like this unspoken thing that's so like the majority of grown guys are into it however they will not admit to it you think so

and that shows by you know the majority you know what the most popular pornography is are you're you're seeing the majority people are yes teen yes you know teen young teenager the younger the better the more barely legal yeah the more people like them that's the most that's a popular thing in the party that's actually a hundred fairly legal is right and then you go to like the most popular but milf is the second yeah i was going to say milf is actually i much go for milk but teens are so much more popular in milfs and when you go to places like a dark web child pornography is the most sought-after thing have you been to dark web i don't know i have i've been a few times but the thing is that

i didn't see i didn't get there they are i didn't go there i want to it i go to a dark Yeah, see, there's clearly something wrong with that because any person who's actually had sex with somebody knows that a grown woman is much more capable in bed. So I think when you're looking for like milfs or clearly like seasoned, you know, you're looking for someone who knows how to please, who knows how to fuck. If you're looking for these barely illegal or children porn, it's nothing to do with fucking anymore. What if you're now it's some, it's not about sex anymore. It's about power or some psychological thing. Because you know children or younger girls cannot do what these professionals or older women can do. Exactly.

I agree. That is my opinion. Is it a turn on psychologically destroying them for the rest of their lives? You just like... Maybe it has to be something like that. It's a natural attraction to you. Do you think from... So you're saying a lot of people look for that.

Do you think a lot of those people, those men, let's say they're men. Let's see the men that watch that possibly have children and... and or female siblings. I can understand. See, I don't see how that's even fucking possible. Because like I have a hard time, like even like looking at like a college girl now, if she looks, just because of my sister. Like it's just weird. There's a distinction.

There's two different worlds. They're different worlds. It's like when you're having sex with someone, you're not thinking of your mom. Right. You're not thinking of, like you're just having, that's a complete different world. I see. So you're saying, you're saying like teens, not like little kids. No, no, because little kids aren't allowed.

That's why teens are the most powerful. But he's saying the closest thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's that he's actually right. But I do think like before puberty, like before puberty, that is like weird. But the thing is that puberty starts with a lot of kids at like 12, 13 around that age. Yeah, exactly. That's what that would be more popular.

You didn't have enough sex when you were younger. So like when you get older, you look at the young ones like opportunities that you wish you had or could have had. That's a good theory. Because I honestly, the older I get, like, you know, young girls are very attractive. But I, what I see. seek is the more what clearly are not mature like old ladies but you know women that are lady who do you think of what do you think of guys the fucking break her back what do you think of guys who are like 30s 40s 50s but they want to

date teenage girls that's fucking weird to me because they're just mentally they're mentally like they they they kind of like force them like like oh dad they're just they're just mentally still kind of they're not they're just annoying Are you projecting? Project- No, like your own ideas to see how you react to them if you- No, I'm telling you if actually I find like teen girls annoying No, teenagers are the I hate teenagers so fucking much doesn't mean I won't fuck a teenager I'm just saying like teenagers in general I hate like with a passion

If a swore of teen girls showed up. Oh my god I would be so fucking infuriated But then fuck them yeah no well like if they were 18 Oh fuck them but a threat legal age, I would have sex if there were 17 years old if there were 17 and 364 days old, no surrey no attraction whatsoever. However,

if it was their birthday that day and I would wait until they were fucking 18. So I think a good year point, I think good year point is 10 years up or down from your own age. I think that's a very

So you're 18, you can have sex with an 8 year old. No. Yes, let's just move it up. Can we move it up? So if you're 38, if you're with someone who's 28 or 58, or no, 48, I think that makes sense. I think as you get older, that makes more sense. Obviously, you know, if you're 8 years old, it doesn't make sense to fuck someone. It's negative 2. Half your age plus 7. Half your age plus 7. Oh, half your age plus 7? Yeah, I was going to ask today. Isn't that from a thing?

Yeah, that's a good common thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That actually... Half your age was 7. So what am I? 24? 12 plus 7. 8. 19 that's too old man I don't need to go like fucking 16 now too old 16 man come on too old 17 I think half your age was seven makes more sense yeah what would that be for me I am 35 I would be what is that 17 plus 24 my age yeah yeah no I hate teenagers I you know here's how I see it I think art is completely different from real life what I see an art

is completely what my body says Yeah, yeah, in my opinion, if the character's young and it's art, but to me, it's like, you know, it's fucking art. And even then, I kind of draw a line, like, there's artists who draw stuff that's a little, makes me too uncomfortable, so I still have boundaries. Would you play a dating sim, like a 2D and anime girl dating sim? Sure. Sure. In high school. It's a game.

There's going to be no effect. I thought that's apparently a big industry. I'm just curious. No, no, I would do it, but I mean, like, I'm not very invested in those things because I hate, like, the underlining, like, oh, you. you have to sleep, there's all this, like, you have to, like, it's all the same shit. You, like, go to the store, you buy flour. No, you gotta do your job. You get, like, pick up a package, you get

five bucks. Yeah, I fucking eat that. Do you buy yourself a beer, or do you buy flowers for the girl? If you give her flowers in the first round, she's like, who are you? Why did you give me flowers? You're crazy. There's a thing. Like, there's, there's also, like, comics and stuff, and, like, you know, like, henties and dojens, where the characters are underage. What's a dogeon? Is that what's called? Doion?

It's, like, a comic. It's term for a comic. Oh, it's a hentai. Yeah. Is hentai the anime and dojin is the manga? I think Dojin, yeah. Okay. I just didn't know what I meant. I think so.

I don't know. I don't know if that's actually Dojinji. I think it's called Dojin. I was joking around, but I actually brought it to Tom and said when we finished this game, what if we made like a creepy dating a dating game? You're not even creepy, just something weird. I don't know, some kind of just dialogue based. It should be really realistic too.

Like if you go on a date with this one girl, like, and it doesn't work out, quote unquote. Like you'll start like dating some other girl, but then that old, girl keeps texting you like just randomly you almost like too realistic just like makes you quit the game you just hate everything about it you quit the game see what would make it really realistic is if you quit the game but then she was still able to text your actual phone just making me like really appreciate being single like monster dater you're a monster no she just keep texting your actual phone or sending you emails like even though you quit the game that would be a real

simulator yeah I could see someone making that I I tried making a dating sim game ages ago. It was very intricate, and I stopped doing it because it was too hard. Is this the creepiest episode of the recording? It's a weird episode, but... We're even recording for two hours, so we'll be able to pull out whatever we need. My game had a night and day scene, like, cycle. Oh, my God.

What? Like, you would... Is there a maker for, like, RPG maker? Is there a... A bit there. Dating Sim maker? I did it in flat. And I had it I purposely made it so the time frame was five minutes and all I did was just take the color orange and make it slowly fade in after a while

So you had this like 60 million so that same yeah that symbol was actually just the fucking like that was the whole symbol in the background that became night Is that still online anywhere? Absolutely you never finished I never finished it it was too intricate like it be when you start doing like missions and stuff like she's like oh Come with me to a place and you follow her to a place and sit through some bullshit And then she tells you like she talks about it and you have to answer it and if you get a bunch of stuff wrong I wonder I want to see your script for it I want to see what you told the girls to say Dude, it's like 15. I know that's why I want to see it what do girls look like when you're 15 I was like 16 I was like It had intricate sex scenes of course it did. Of course it did you say like a few things right you can fuck her because I didn't want to do anything right at the beginning like right at the start of the game yeah you go to a

fucking thing and she's like I'm horning and then you can fuck her immediately I was just like nobody cares like do you say ABC or enter enter phrase here and if you get enter that phrase it was just a quick quick jump right to the end of the game exactly it was like a button you can press immediately after you watch something Jeff was interesting hearing though about like some of your thoughts my thoughts yes on like teenagers and stuff but I find them annoying yeah but I agree you find me I think deposits are more interesting

than the things that he has to deserve. Pawsus and expressions on your face. How long is your... It's all you guys, too. How long have we been recording for? Two hours. And that was a very interesting point, Shadman. Shadbase.org.

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This talk about dating simulators has made me horny. Excuse me, I have an ocean cruise to meet and fuck some lovely women on.