SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E1 - [Open Season on JonTron - Season 2 Begins]

Episode Date: November 13, 2015

Light the beacons, lift your mugs, and gently spank the asses of every newborn babe in town - SleepyCast is back on the air. The new season starts off with a very special guest: creative comrade and good pal to all, JonTron. Welcome back to the cabin, dear friends. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/ricepiratenewgrounds) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (www.youtube.com/channel/UCHtW_wMijdpIx5IJeVqHIlg) With special guest: JonTron (www.youtube.com/user/JonTronShow) | twitter.com/JonTronShow Podcast editing Maestro: Tom Ryan (https://soundcloud.com/tomrmusic) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! http://www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells, Ryan Pagonis, Chris Cunniffe, Creeps McPasta Jace Baker, Denis DeLong, Trevor Wood, Liam Staley, skooks Sonny Canchola, Susparty, Paul Raymond, Lucas Boucher Michael Westermeyer, Riley Paul, ubernoobinator, Matt Gronhovd William Sawikin, Travis Wager, Schegerino, Rodolfo Davis Millet Windmill Punches, Corbin Record, Dean Borris, Andrew Dore Clyde Cash, Jonathan Tillmon, Bill Zhuang, Dani Rucker, Dazzanator Andrew Suchwallo, Duncan Neilson, David Fanucchi, Conner St. John Phillip Tafoya, Richard Hunt, Hudson Heitmeier, Sam Child Yuval Birenzweig, Prosecutor Jeff, Thomas King, Chaney Rockwell +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! http://www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! https://twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Very deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys.

He's a bunch bullshitter. I'm John, and welcome to Sleepycast. Is this some new season kind of thing? Yeah, it is. A brand new season. John, what are you? Let's give you a little bit of a plug if you know what I'm talking about. What do you?

What do you do, man? Well, there's not much I do do, do. Don't make fun of that now. That's a funny word in all, man. You've got to be serious here. I'm giggled just thinking about that one, honestly. YouTube.com slash JohnTron show, or you can just Google John Trond. You're the YouTube guy.

I love your videos. You're a nightgag. I've been... You're a funny nightgag. I was on the GIF in the Google Images. You're a funny reaction, boy. Okay, so yeah, that's who I am. You may know me from there, or I used to be on a show called GameGame.

grumps as well you may know me from there what's with the owing it was a part of my past you're gonna get in trouble what a surprise what a big what a big leg rep surprise alright what John what you do you put it in that terms

John would you play games what you do now what's that what do I do now what do you do now? What do you do now? What the fuck are you asking me? So I call you had a struggle was called a pyramidic Corey was looking at me, looking deep into my soul. Yeah, well, that's that.

Why don't you introduce yourselves or whatever the fuck you do? But it was Zach Boy Genius. I make all kinds of crazy videos. I do like crazy shoe videos. Boo! Let's see you're fucking shooting. Oh, hey. Fuck you.

Yoda? Is that you? Don't even try to hide the voice or anything, Yoda. See boys get sassy and I'm not. Uncle Zach's really mad. Uncle Zach has alcohol in his breath. Zach, put your belt back on. Uncle Zach.

You are a good, you were a great. You wonder what these gloves were for? You were the Yoda that I always wanted. You ever had a doctor check inside your asshole? Yeah. You wonder why I got a doctor degree? It wasn't to be a doctor dude, it's the finger boys and not get in trouble. A doctor degree? They pay you.

I go to, I went to doctor.com and click the button and I can figure boys legally. That's the fucking law. Get over it, dude. If you were doctor and you stuck your fingers up some guy's butt, you'd write him with prescription, says more fingers up your butt? Let me ask you, I say, come back for the daily dose of my finger on your ass. Let me ask you something. If a doctor, if he fingers boys as his job, Do you think he still enjoys it when he goes home? I wonder if he got off a little bit like,

oh, the boy's like, ooh, that's a little bit cold, isn't it? He's got to have a very special little bit. Do you think, do you think of a doctor has thicker fingers that are prohibited? They're not allowed to do that? He got sausage paper. Hey, brilliant bone fingers. This guy's got a tight asshole.

I don't know. We know what fucking you know what? Bone? See, now I'm all curious, though, because you're talking about, like, if a doctor has to do it, is it still fun? I mean, like, if Jared is giving his children a bath, is it still fun?

Oh, my God. I've always thought, I've always thought, I've always thought, if we're talking about, if we're talking about boys being fingered, I've always thought that doctors. Yeah, go ahead. If we're talking about that, we're on that subject. I've only five years for you guys talking about boys be fingered nice with kids. They have, take like half an hour.

Nice, 40-year-old looking hands. There's none of this extended sausage fingers. They're just, you know, polite adult hands. My point is, if you're a doctor, you have really thick, naturally fat, you would get... You're not allowed. You know, would you want the big fat, clammy guy going to home? No, you don't, you don't have the fat clammy guy with the big sausage fingers here. What the fucking, you want a Holocaust to figure you.

You say holocausto? He's a superhero. He's a superhero. Does he have fucking skinny finger? He's got skeletor. He's got little bony finger knuckles. Alright, but what would you do, what would you rather do, have the big chunky one or a skinny one with a sharp fingernail? Yeah.

What's the, do we get like a... Snap it all? Do we get a sucker with one and do I get a candy bomb? No, same treats. It's not a bag, you don't get a sucker off if you get finger coins? Oh, actually, when you go to do that? When you go to the doctorate, you get your fucking anal exam with the finger, they give you a sucker. I did.

Fuck you! That's a magic trick. He pulls a sucker out of the ass. It's a double wamby. He's like, yeah, there you go. No, he pulled the corner from the back of my ear. The same thing was not a doctor. I had a finger that's real.

I know. I ship blood back in January. You could watch it. Yeah. Click episode 13 of this podcast. I ship blood. What a crazy thing to happen. I went to the hospital.

I was like, hey, am I dying? And he was like, let me figure you first. figured me. Did you just put the finger up the ass? I literally, I went, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I literally made a sound like that. What did it feel like? I think I said, holy moly, I'm not sure.

I think I, if I recall. It feels... What, in Arabic? It feels like a... You were like, Oh, you know, you're like... Oh, you know, you're like... Oh, that felt kind of tingly.

No. Imagine that keeps going, and it's like, oh... It's not like that. I have... What do you mean? I have my ass finger you were talking about. Exactly. You put on a rubber glove, they go,

and they put on lube, and it feels like there's a big... Dude, I'll tell you what happened. I felt the pressure of my ass. He showed me one of his hand. He showed me the other one. I said, Doc, what's in there? And he smiled.

Zach. He said, he said, Doc, you'll be in here. He showed you one hand here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No hands. No hands. Doc, we do with that third hand. Where'd you get a third hand, Doc?

Then he showed you his cock, and you were like, wait a minute, what's going on? Yeah, his cock comes in your purpose. And you're like... Now I'm really confused. Yeah. Real question, beep, beep, beep, retardo Ogo says. This is a real question from this guy. I don't know why you make your your name, man.

Honestly, you're probably a real, like, freak. I don't know. Dude, honestly, you're just killing yourself, because no one even wants you, dude. But the real story here is this. He asks, Mm, uh, what happened to the other episode of John? Let's explain that person. Did he put you on?

He attached to a picture of himself. I don't know. Look at his tits. Look at what? He's not gross. Not that bad. What, you got better tits? I don't have better tits.

But look at this guy's tits. I mean, well, it's sort of like a, his name. He's got an open heart. He'll have a little hair. 15. What his name? His name set up, you know, a big expectation for how his heart old ago. His dad to the back, his dad to the back, and he's hovering over.

His cock is out, dude. His dad just looking disappointed in the background. John, here's the real question. Well, first let's answer to this one. So, you little gollums out there, you little freakazzoids, keep asking, what happened did the John Trott episode? Well, we recorded it. It was myself, John, Nile, and Corey.

Yeah. And it was vile. Well, you're going to talk about it. You're actually going to talk about it. We might air it. I don't know. Because I did read on conspiracy cast dot com that it was because

John Tron punched Nile on the face. Yeah, I couldn't believe much of it. And that's why we never published that episode. So we're going to talk about it. Definitely going to become a thing, man. Thank God. Can I say?

We just got to talking. It was a little dark. So that's the answer. So stop asking you a little fucking, you know what? I'm talking to you, I'm talking to you, dude. You know who you are right now. Look down. Look at your stomach. Dude, he fucking... Do you really think that second cheeseburger is worth it? You little fucking dude.

You know he had a drop in his stomach. He knew you were talking about him. One guy's probably eaten the second cheeseburger. He just thought, no, real, keep an idiot. He was like, about to take a bite of it, and then he... I just stopped him. You know, it's a lot of averages there. Have you seen those videos on YouTube of buff guys being like, yeah, you fucking doughy piece of shit? Look at me.

Look at how buff I am. Look a fat you are. You fat, doughy piece of shit. And it kind of hits home sometimes where you're like, yeah, he's pretty, I do feel bad now. You click out of it. It's never happened what, dude. It's just you. Oh, fuck you actually are you looking at it?

How do you strip up? That's my point. I shouldn't feel bad, but I'm like, wow, he's pretty buff. I guess I am a loser. How did you find this? You look at some form? You look at some form? You look at muscle humiliation, dude?

Yeah, muscle. I was looking for hot musseld, man. And then I found that, and then I felt bad. You know, there's some guys that actually get turned on by small penis in a shit. That's what I was about to say. That is a fetish I don't understand. I don't get it at all! It's like, there's this artist that I was a fan of, but he had this, I don't know the name for it,

but it's like small dick humiliation fetish, where you have like a big dick and a small dick, and it's like the girl likes the big dick and laughs at the small dick. Yeah. And that's it. It's millions of pictures of the same concept. I saw this one blog once where these people were sending pictures of dicks like, don't be too harsh. And she's like, fucking small, you fucking idiot. And he's like, yeah.

That's not I'm not kidding That's the whole thing It's like an extension The guys like to have their ball Step up with high heels Yeah I mean no it's a little different Of that I suppose

I guess it's same like family Of that is humiliation Yeah There was when I worked at a strip club There was a guy who came in regularly And all the girls really liked him Because They never actually had to dance for him

Just insult him Yeah they would insult him And then in front of everybody And there were a few times When he got a little disruptive Like so long as He wasn't too disruptive Make, yeah, tell him.

Oh, no, no, no. Well, no, no. A little disrupted. He would actually pay them to, like, do things, like, make him lick ash trays and stuff. Oh. But there were times when, like, other customers would get, like, kind of uncomfortable, at which point they'd kick him out, which I think he actually was okay with as well. Because he liked that as a scene.

He was like, oh, no, kick me out. It's humiliating. Exactly, exactly. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He goes outside as fuck, he's already coming while he's falling. No, no, kick me out? Oh, yeah.

Do you think that's, like, a crossed, like, neuron connection or something? Or he's probably some kind of Melvin kid who grew up and people made look at ashtrays and he got up to that somehow like he hates himself or something But like that's usually how I hate myself plenty. I don't want someone to tell me Yeah You know look at ashtray? That's usually how it starts like you know the people who eat shit Yeah, when they were young Hold on Gordon Back it up yeah back it the fuck up though you can't skip past there

Oh there's a lady on the internet back in high school She's like yeah I make the best shit brownies and make sure to buy them and then there's these reviews underneath the book the web pays they're like too nutty yeah I bought no they're like I bought these these are the most delicious shit brownies I've ever ate and it's like thank you is that actual feces yeah I have I just over taking shits on brownies an old lady no she's a nice young lady are we really it's smart as we think we are yeah all right as race I guess that's the only doubt it's the horseshoe effect we've gotten so advanced and so smart that we're starting to loop back just like

how stupid can we possibly be and still survive wonderful shit brownie a little salty. She sells all these different shit things. Like she'll sell as actual little like bags of shit. It's baffling to me. Just if you step back, like an alien, right? The range of humanity is so fucking severe.

Like on one end you have like theoretical physics, creating nuclear bombs landing on the moon. And at the end of you have a lady selling shipbrownies. It's such a vast, like, rainbows. No, no, no, no. It's not just a lady selling shit brownies. She sells them for $80 of top.

What? I'm not. You can make your own shit brownies. And then there's the people who buy those brownies and eat them and then review them publicly on YouTube. Yeah, no, but the worst part is is how polite they are. They're like, they were very delicious. Thank you so much. It's like, why are you talking like that? You just ate shit.

People have shit between their teeth, dripping on the keyboard. I don't know. I mean, what could possibly be going through their head? Yeah. Well, that's what I meant. Is it like some kind of switch neuron thing? Like, I know some people say it's like foot fetishes actually comes from your pleasure center and your brain being. close to your feet.

The foot area? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So sometimes it gets crossed, which makes it a very common thing. The foot shape part of your brain is touching the right. It's like if you ever go to boards, right? For instance, if you've ever gone to a board with images and people who like, like, I'm not going to refer to a certain, like, red chan, but if you go to one of those places, there's, like, boards. Like, if you go to Gorochan, for instance, it's a place where people talk about stuff where they're like, I didn't really like this image. I didn't like the color of red they had for the blood.

I prefer a more darker tone, so it kind of sets the mood. And people are like, yeah, I agree. I agree with the O.P. And then they're like, more darker blood. And they, like, have, like, reviews for pictures and stuff, and they're just completely polite. Like, you know, they eat their fucking greens and veggies. Pay their taxes. Yeah.

But it's like how they act. You would see them, and they would just be like you and me. But they would go upstairs and look up, like, uh, fucking, like, um, dogs getting their heads cut off. They're just like, yeah, that's... That's just weird. I mean, I guess... Good color. I mean, I guess in the same way.

Can I can I tell them. fantasy stuff. Everyone has a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of fascination with the dog to some degree. Of course. With what? Like, just a fascination of like the dog. Like, you don't like it necessarily, but when we were writing Starcade, we'll get it later. When we were already Starcade. What is it?

How does... Can I tell the story? Oh, you mean like when? Yeah, yeah. Chris was trying to sleep and he walked out and it was like 5 a.m. And John, I, with Dead Silence. Well, let's get, okay. The backstory was we were writing Starcade, me, Chris and Zach.

It was 4 a.m. It was like 4 or 5 a.m. Chris had gone to sleep like five hours ago. Maybe like three hours before. At a good reasonable hour. Yeah, at a reasonable hour. And, like, we were just, like, being too loud because we were, you can... Yeah, Chris stumbled out of the bedroom.

Like, what are you guys doing? Yeah, he stumbles. And we were watching, like, the thermal footage of ISIS gun. Little ads, like, it would be exploded. We were just watching it. It's, like, two hours he was watching this. Like the helicopter machine gun where there's like... And go.

Yeah, woke me out. And they still, like running around like an ass. And fucking Chris just is like, what are you guys doing? And we're like, who watches ISIS getting shot? He was like, okay, can you turn it down? I'm a party poop from song. No, it was funny. It was just like we were being loud.

I can laugh. Chris, I'm the same way. Like, if I heard like laughing and screaming, I'd be like, Now, wait, what were you guys loud about? Were you laughing and screaming? No, we were dead silent. It was the volume of the TV. It was the, pf, okay, go.

Good things, you know, is like. We have to turn this to full max volume. How do you guys screaming and loud Arabic? We were, we were, well, because, Well, because there was like the part, this is pretty dark. What? This is really dark. Well, what is this?

There was the one part where the guys, the guys stopped. Okay. Because, okay, to be fair, and it would be sensitive. Because a lot of times the U.S. Hold on, if you rape a five-year-old of the knife in Syria, you kind of maybe. Hold on. A lot of times the U.S. targets the wrong people. Not intentionally.

No, I know. But so that's why it's like hard to laugh at. But that said, this was an encampment of like ISIS bad. It was a bad. Yeah. No, it was in a kid. These guys were running very, I mean, you tell them. Well, they all scattered when they see the machine gun shooting at them.

But, but then, like, they're all trying to get away, but at a certain point where a few of them realized they're not getting away because this thing is just all seeing for miles. And they just stop and start praying. And then, bam, they just fucking... And then the other guy stops praying and just runs away. Yeah, yeah, it's funny part. Then he got, there's a friend stop praying and he was like, okay, fuck this dude. You see, like, dude, you could see him over here, where he was like, oh, God's not real. Like, you saw the...

Yeah, yeah! Oh, no. It's not funny, but you can definitely see in that moment. He was like, you know what? Fuck the prayers. I'm out of here, bitch. Just the fact that, like, in that last, like, two seconds, he was like, oh, that was everything in the last 10 years was for nothing once.

And it just in one second. Everything, you mean all those people, they cut their heads off and all them. You could see him lose his faith. You could see him lose his faith. I mean, he probably didn't lose his faith, but you saw the shit get scared out of him, at least. It's really terrible, but... Well, it's ISIS. Not the nicest group.

Yeah, I mean, like, I don't want to glorify the terrible violence. but it was some... I do you find it interesting that there is... Because there's a subtle hint of like almost... It's somewhat apologetic to the, like, laugh about that kind of stuff. And yet, on their end, it's something that's celebrated and shoved in our faces. And yet having a reaction to that is something that we can't... Well, I'll see this.

I don't... I don't... I think... Well, if they're going to show his videos of their shit, and the fact that if we have a response to that, whether it's disgust, shock, or even laughing, humor, or something like that, why should we ever feel ashamed about our reactions?

I think I'd make this, I think the correction is not, I don't believe this, but I think the point is when you're laughing at anything like that, it's not that you're celebrating their deaths or that, you're not saying, you're not negating the fact that their deaths are good. Of course. But I think the argument is you're laughing at the gore and the violence

and maybe that's the wrong thing. The ridiculous nature of it. Like people were like, oh, why are you choosing for bin Laden? Big Dead's like, well, I'm not happy that the way things were concocted maybe, But, like, objectively, you took a guy out who killed a lot of people. You did good, objectively. Killing Hitler or killing Bidlado, whatever it is.

What I think is that being a country like ours, I think that the reason that we get farther without violence is because we're so averse to violence that we even want to give our enemies a second chance. And I think that speaks for the way we do things culture in America. So I think that's why, even though we don't want to glorify our enemies getting killed, That said, it's so weird to see these people be dogmatic and kill us for those reasons and in their last moment be like Fuck! It's like, all right, come on man.

If you're gonna have a fucking like holy war Can I say also? What an interesting time we live in where Besides the ISIS videos, which are by the way the HD, perfect HD It's crazy Russia put out some videos and they're not as like that, but Russia put out videos before they did the airstrikes before everything else. Have you seen this? It's HD footage of the Russia

ship from the Caspian scene, I think shooting the fucking the cruise missiles. There's HD footage of a Russian ship shooting missiles. Yeah? Did you see this? No. It's perfect HD. It's amazing. It's just, I don't know. It's super fascinating to see because when you're used to war footage, you're used to

World War II, Vietnam. It's bizarre to see Perfect HD ISIS video. Like, for example, the Saddam Hussein was executed in 2005. The only footage is like a cell phone video. It's like two pixels. You can't see it at all. Yeah. Actually, all the key. Or the Maidan stuff?

Yeah, yeah, the Ukraine stuff. All-H-D. Amazing shit. It's all the whole Ukraine thing. It was a perfect HD. It brings it really to like, it makes you feel like you're right there. I, Chris was actually the opposite when I was doing this. We lived in another.

I remember that. The other fascinating thing besides the HD footage is the live streaming. People are live streamed now. Oh, yeah. Back in. Periscope it. It was pretty much all right that. Back in November of 2014.

Yeah, we were watching that in the office. September of November, there was a live stream for a Ukrainian. apartment with it, just with the apartment streaming the key at the airport or no, the uh, the Dax Airport. Yeah. You can see the light, the sky would light up. Yeah. Just light up in the middle of the night. It was just there you could hear war. It was live streaming.

Yeah, you can hear like little phew. Yeah. Yeah, you heard script support. Yeah. You also the when Israel invaded Gaza, I think around the same, around there, in 2014, whatever that was, summer 2014. They live streamed that too. Yeah. And you can see the distance. You can see smoke

rising in the distance. It was just live streamed. Yeah, it's fascinating. It's pretty crazy. I think it's interesting that people still find that violence is the best way to solve these things. Still, after all we know, after all we've seen, after all the documented. Every time I think about this, I come to one conclusion. That's like basically that, like, it'll have to be pessimistic or, like, edgy, but there really is no hope. No, no, no, I'll say, I'll clear from my point.

Now, yeah, fall that up with something. Seriously, right? Before World War II, everybody was like, the world's too good, it's too advanced, but it'd be bad to happen again. The war's not going to happen. That's why Hitler was appeased. But you could just have one guy who just feels like doing that. If everybody in the world right now

completely disbanded their military, completely disbanded their nuclear weapons, it takes only one guy to be like, you know what? What is somebody going to do? Stop me? They just do it. Like Vladimir Putin's an example of that way. He's not a Hitler, but he's just doing shit. He just feels like doing it. No one stopped him. And you know, it's just, you can just do that.

The one baffles my mind is that with all these technological advances, do you guys ever watch the news? Occasionally? Every day. Okay. So the world, I keep current with world events, but I don't watch through the need this. So at the very least, I've seen some highlights here and there.

I don't sit there and watch CNN 24-7, but I will say this. How is it that with all the technological advances, I feel like, you know when they do those interviews with like people, oh, they're like on the scene in Iraq or they're on the scene in Pakistan, or whatever it is? That the latency is so bad now. Like when they try to talk, they're always talking over each other, like a bad Skype call or bad Google Hangout. And it just boggles my mind because when I was a kid, I remember they were able to have these conversations just fine before it They were able to talk to people across the world somehow. I don't know how they did it It got worse you then it's gotten worse hasn't it? I was watching a Donald Trump interview

It was Trump you know what I'm talking about that tower talking to Bill O'Reilly Right who I think is also the look at the very least he's based on a layer or something Right and it was like a four second delay Yeah, where Trump would say something and then it would be cut up by Bill O'Reilly and there's like talking over each other like oh wait no you for you for oh no you first copy all the HD input puts HTMLs and shit like I don't know. They're trying to find a cheaper solution or something like that or... I would have thought they would have got rid of the news. Not enough people watching the news, their budgets are cut.

Speaking of the news, do you guys ever feel like reading the news is the most... It's the best way to ruin your day, kind of? Yeah, news is... I actually, I don't like reading the news at all. It glorifies bad stuff. It's just... Hold on, it depends... look, it depends what you're reading. If you're reading the local news, if you're already...

Guy in Philadelphia gets beheaded... It's every news that does that, though, like, because that's what makes the money. They always focus... on the shit. Well, that's what you go home. Well, that's important to do, but I think, not to, not to sound like an asshole, but I do think that... I try to stay informed. I try to... Of course. Not that it's not, it's bad to not do that.

It is important to stay informed for sure. Like I literally, my routine is like, I shower, I give my coffee, I read news for like 15, 20 minutes. Just go through all the news. Really? Yeah, I don't read the news. Just everything. I do it like weekly, because if I do it every day, I just want to kill myself. Well, no, I feel like, I feel like it gives you cousins to what's going on.

So, for example, yeah. Yeah. If you see, if a headline kind of T-bo is your day, that seems severe, I'm like, oh, that's not severe. I've been following this for like two weeks. No, this is just what happens. Like, for example, the North Korean thing is a good example. Right. Right.

About once every year in the fall, North Korea will make a nuclear threat that we'll turn the U.S. into SD-Vashes. And you'll make another video. If you never read the news. Right. About blowing up New York. Exactly. If you never read the news and you see headline that says North Korea is going to start nuclear war, that really, that does ruin your day. Yeah.

But if you're following, if you're going, oh, no, that, that, that, there's, that or anything. Trust me, it's just a threat. I've seen this before. I hear about it from, like, Obama, if it's really serious. But I just say it gives you context of what to ask for you. He just gives you a call on your cell phone. He just texts you. You know what I said?

Yo, JT. You're not right now. I read, I read, I read my local newspaper for my, like, my specific neighborhood in New York and also, like, some, like... See, I don't do that. I read like the New York posts. Usually that'll give me. I know it sounds really, like, shallow, but how I get my news

sources is how common it is. I see Like the most common it is And then like when it's like you see sighted sources You're like is this real? And then you see all these things So long as there's a hashtag in front of it Like like Google News is pretty good Like I just get the news tab on Like what I do think too is you have to worry about

You know buy a CEO CNN and Fox I just don't Honestly if you look at newspapers from like 1900 And look at them now it's the same shit different Century dude I don't go fuck I think the reason why I do it read the news for like 15 minutes of days because I try to cross reference all of them

So for example Oh, seriously. Try the cross-reference over here. No, in the sense, what's like, okay, if you use something from Fox that says this,

and then CNN that says this, and then Reuter is a BBC that says this, if you read a few of the same things, you kind of, you kind of get the real story. Yeah. The bullshit kind of cuts off.

How do you have time to do that? I mean, good coffee. Well, Zach's very interested in this shit. And like I said, ironically, learning more about it. It's depressing to like most of the people. No, seriously. It's so depressing.

I find it boring. That's my point. Personally, I find it boring. It's boring and depressing. Here's my point, though. It's only depressing because you read so little bit. If you read a lot of it, it becomes the opposite. I knew it! Oh, someone's alive! There's like never nice news, though.

It's like war, death. I want like a super villain to come and like start holding people hostage. But here's by the point too though. It's what I want. It's the news I want. It does, there are people out there who like, like Stamper, for example. Love the guy, but he doesn't care about the vice president or the president or the president. Sure. I don't either. But my point is it does affect you. So, for example, right now, right? Obama's reaction, not being good enough to a certain political side.

might warrant that side being stronger, bigger, voter turnout, which will affect that party's president being in charge, which will affect laws that affect you. Higher taxes, lower taxes, different laws with, like, social, like stuff. It does affect your life. I mean, it'll affect me, but then I'll get the heads up, and I'll be, oh, my life's affected. My point is you can prevent it or, not prevent it, but you can at least be in, again, I'm not talking down or saying you shouldn't do read the news or something. Can we talk to the meat of prior?

Zach, you said something that, you said Kansas hates Missouri. I don't want to have a fight, guys. This is going to get really intense. Can I how serious you guys? I defend my town, state, country? I don't hate Missouri. I'm just saying people from Kansas hate a Missouri. One of those.

Corey, you suck. You know, Missouri sounds like misery. It does. Have you ever seen Missouri? Can I say? Can I say? You all might have weird accents. Kansas is literally the most boring state.

It's a lot. square in the middle. It's literally a perfect square dead fucking center in the country. There's no exaggeration. You ever had a friend? It's just fucking cookie cutter boring. He made Kansas. You guys have corn or something? What? You guys have corn. You have one of the biggest fucking hoo-haws for Halloween. Stateflowers the fucking sunflower.

Is it for real? A perfect square? It is. It's got a little notch in the top right, but it's pretty just square. Do you know what Missouri has? Water people. Kansas is so boring that went fucking Dorothy saw something not boring. She said we're not in boring anymore. I actually... Sosso be slightly more

not boring. I made a road trip and I wound up in Liberty, Kansas. No fucking idea where that is. Liberty is... Where if the state, if you're in the state, is the top, right, top left,

bottom left, you know, I don't know what quadrant or what right angle it happens to be occupied in, but I will say this. It was, I believe it was Liberty. Liberty, Kansas.

I hope it's Kansas. Otherwise people are gonna fucking crucify me. But they did have a thing for the Wizard of Oz, like a little Dorothy thing, thing there. Well, what else they have going? They had miles and... No, I can see any corn, but I saw miles and miles. That's why

I was so confused, because I saw miles and miles of cows. And it was ass to face. Before or dead? All alive. But they probably all wish they were dead because you can smell this from miles and miles away. We didn't even know. We thought there were dead animals in the car.

But then finally, after like 20 minutes, we passed by what looked like an ocean of, like a rolling ocean of cows that were literally ass to face packed together. Just, I mean, they literally must have been shitting in each other's faces because they were packed. For real?

Like the human centipede of cows, but for feet, like, miles of fields. Liberty for everyone, except cows. Yeah. Yeah. No, but I will say that they had a mean double jack and coke, and they had a really great liver and onions. By the way, Kansas, despite the fact that Paul Rudd is doing a thing to come out of Kansas in the last 500 years, is the fact that they have very debunkered.

Yeah, no, me. I think they do me. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Yeah, we're just... Speaking of... Speaking of things that... Speaking of things that are on the way to other things. Yes. Any of you who have ever spent time in the great golden state of California, yea.

The great dream state... Which, by the way, the people who don't know, John is from. Yeah, I am from California. California. The great dream state, the gold rush... That's what... No, that's my fucking Middle Eastern blood, you god damn. That's the... that's the snake that him through his veins.

Him hissing. If you drive from L.A. to Las Vegas, yes. Halfway through, there's like an alien, um, alien jerky place where you can get, like, Los Well is in New Mexico? It's not Rossville, but somewhere in that area. Yeah. I think it's on the way to Vegas.

They sell beef jerky. Hot sauce and jerky. And it's maybe the best beef jerky of ever. Really? And the hot sauce? Did they tell you what kind of meat it actually? Hold on, but it's shaped like an alien? Yeah.

It's alien. No, no, no. That's just like the brand. What they say it's alien? It's in the middle of the desert. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyways. Is it beef?

They have, I think so, there's all sorts of different kinds. I mean, like, it's a, there's so many different flavors. Holy, just hot, damn. We went that one time together. I don't remember. You don't remember we all went to Vegas? That was the alien place? Yeah, yeah.

Was that a lot sauce measured as? I remember we saw. You were there too! Yeah, what do you measure hot as? Yeah, we went. I completely forget. What do you, um, what do you measure hot as? Like, there's like a term for it.

Oh, yeah, it's, um, uh, uh, uh, Cepsaia's thing? Yeah, Scovel, the, the, the, Scoville. The Scoville. He really wanted to get that one out. No, but I were... Because when I was in San Diego, Scoville units. Scoville!

Or something like that. But when I went to... Scoval! When I went to... Yes! Bingo! When I went to San Diego, there was a hot sauce bar

and there was something called DeBomb and it was in a glass case and when I bought it, it was in a tiny little vial, but when I bought it, I had to sign a waiver. Oh, dude. That I would not sue them

if anything fucking happened. Did you hear what happened with DeBomb? There's like some thing where they like... I know. I'm waiting for. There was like, um, I think it might have been a thing, but there was like a school where they put it in the chili. Oh, well, that would cause a lot of ass bleeds.

It has the about, it has the same amount of hotness that they put in pepper spray. Oh, you know, even more, and the thing is, it's like you only need a tiny little bit, but I remember like if you get really drunk, you do stupid shit, like pour hot sauce on things. And like I'd get like a halal platter of lamb or something. I get really drunk at like three in the morning. You've been to halal guys in Midtown? Uh, I've been to almost all of them. Right, but you don't know, but do you know halal guys, the one that says, We are different in Midtown?

No. Sixth Avenue, you've never been there? Not the weird different one. That's like the fucking halal of all the fucking, I'm serious. Like, this place... See, I'm going to the halals in Astoria. In Astoria? Okay.

So there's some pretty legit halal in store. I'm not saying your halal's not legit. I feel like we have a bit of a like a Queens-Mannatting rivalry going on. No, no, no, it's fine. I'm not going to go there with you. I feel like, because I'm right. You're wrong. But I was saying...

Fuck you. I was going to say I want to try your story I asked Shave glass. Yeah, but I already tried it all, so think, that's the call. No, no, no, no. I was going to say, we've been talking about New York stories as far as the food, but I heard there were New York stories that involved you guys.

The context of this is we all decided it was a good idea to go to barcade. It was myself Yeah, we went to St. Marks. John, Chris, Nile and Corey. Yes. And there was a barcade, and right above that is a karaoke place.

Yeah. Which is a perfect mix. They know what they're doing. So we had a few beers. Corey had more than a few. I think I had one of them. We all pretty good at buzzed or drunk. I kept bringing in waddles and wine and soju and those. No, that was at the karaoke place.

After we would, we would do karaoke. And while this is going on, John's ordered Long Island's for the whole class. Yeah. Oh my God, dude. Let me tell you something, John. I was already like. Corey was dead. I can't tell when you guys are drunk.

And you got Long Island. My eyes lit up because I love Long Island. Yeah. It was a part where we were all just sitting there. they're going, ha ha, fun, let's go home. And then you were like, I go to Little Island. And you gave him to everybody and was like, oh. I'm sorry.

That happened, that happened, what? When I get to partying, I just become a raging alcoholic. We'll get to that. Yeah. But the interesting thing, so after like three rounds of Long Island, two or three. And I also, also, on top of the beers, what he had, I looked over at Corey, and you know,

he was a big smiling vault the whole time. But his face changed. And everybody else was still at the screen. I didn't notice anything was wrong. I was looking at Corey. He was looking at Greg. It's that sensation you have where you know something bad's about to happen and suddenly all the fun Like it's like you were hearing me and Zach did we yeah no if you were hearing

Coy he said everything just gets quiet and you just hear your heartbeat you're just like oh no and then it hits you and I saw Corey and he was looking at the gun and he didn't puke Puk and leaked out it just came out it just was like what's weird what's weird to it's like what's weird to it's like when someone turns off the and everything comes back in you're just like, dude, that happened to me once when I ate a weed edible. A weed? When you ate a weed? You ate a weed?

You ate a weed? It was in like Venice Beach or something and we were like playing some Smash Bros. And all of a sudden everything went... It's a shitty feeling. It's terrifying. And I hated it because afterwards you... And right when I got up, you... I left because this was way before.

And I went out there and I sat there and the agent guy was kind of looking at me. The Lottie... Yeah. And I was just sitting there looking at me. at the ground and then I got up and went back in and sat down and then I'm like okay I want to leave and then right when I got up you came back in with a big thing of wine you're like let's buy hey god god literally walked with a full bottle of wine at that point I was so fucking gone so we so we also okay we need to leave right now Chris yeah actually actually I knew I noticed something was right I was trying to be the

responsible one I was like I was trying not to get drunk but I was still getting very drunk indeed Chris saved my life no I was about ready to get to that so wait wait so This has to be time to order, okay? So we're signing out of the... No, you came with the wine, right? We all get even more drunk. I noticed that you guys were like getting done with it because you're like, yeah, we just can't drink that.

I was saying over and over, I was like, John, we need to know when to stop here. No, you kept saying we gotta go, we gotta go, dude. I was saying that because everyone was falling apart. He said like a kid whose parents were about to get home with the fucking I was trying to have the head wrecked your fucking house. Look, don't know, you wanna fucking say that. But from the end of the story, which I'm not gonna give away,

it sounds like Chris actually was a little in tune to what the fuck was gonna have happened. But this is the point. He was too late. He was too late. He would have been fine. No, wait, wait. So let me tell this one part, right?

So we're still like, okay, we gotta get it ever. And then John comes to with more drink. We're like, fuck sakes, we all start drinking. Corey goes, bha- All over the floor and we're just like... I didn't notice. And then, uh... Nobody noticed except for me and Zach.

And then that's when I was like, we have to go. And then that's when I pushed you guys out. We were all in the main area, right? I know we were trying to sign out. We were trying to go up for that nice Asian boy. I gotta tell this part. You exacted something in the boys' bathroom. Whoa.

Okay, so, so, yeah, we'll tell you. I don't know this. What are we doing the boys? What are we doing? So, while Corey and Chris went to go to the checkout, I was like, I have to take a piss, so do I. Now, this is one bathroom, like a locked door bathroom. Wood bathroom, fine to cause her head and you're going to go in the toilet,

and they're facing away. But now I was like, I have to go pee too. We're telling this? Yeah. Okay. So we're like, no, we can't. There's only two places we can pee. And so we go in there, and he pisses him.

the sink. It was sink. Oh yeah! You were like pissing the fucking responsible adults. I completely forgot he pissed in the sink! Wait, you guys like responsible adults were crossing streams into the toilet. Separate to the room. Oh, okay, okay.

Steregged to the floor. They would have pissed in the sink, that's right. He pissed in the sink. God, now everyone's gonna know exactly where this now piss sink is. He's a piss sinker. A sink pisser. Sink pisser. I had nothing to do that.

He's a pig sister. I had nothing to do with that sink piss. We were, we were innocent. bystands. Although I did find it very hilarious after the fact. So we go to the lobby we see Corey, his eyes are winding his eyes are dilating. I got to tell the Corey part of his, because it's not one part I remember. My favorite

part of the night. We're fucking signing out this poor fucking Korean man boy. The fucking super... Was it like $800? Was it like $800? It was like $400. It was a large film. This poor Korean boy is checking us out. We're all just fucking drunk up our ass. And I'm just like, he's like, is this everybody? And I'm like, no, no. Our friend back

here, I motioned to Corey. He's standing he's standing in the back corner. fucking dead in the eyes and as soon as we all look back he just goes Buhl and fucking barbs straight onto the ground I look back to the fucking Korean kid to see what he to see what his reaction was he's just deadpan looking directly at there was no effort I literally I literally just got up and went

I didn't have that Korean kids head it would just sound like an ear piercing tone Chris was fucking Like, he was just totally out. Yeah. Fucking Niall, Niall came in, and he was like, he's like, all right, I cleaned it up.

I cleaned up this mess. And I'm like, and I'm like, and I was like, and then I was like, Nile, there's still puking the other room. And then we just fucking laughed. What were you saying? What? When we left the place,

um, we got two separate cabs, right? So what cab was, uh, was me and Corey. Was John Nicole and I got, we got one cab. And then Corey, Niall, and Chris got the other cab. Okay. Now, John, this is Joyce's just. We got a whole piece for you. We forgot to give you his address, I think, right?

Yeah, so what happened was me and, okay, Corey was glossed. He was in another dimension, his brain was out. It was done. So I was dragging Corey around like a little child through the streets of New York. I was apologizing, and I felt so bad. You weren't. You were like, this is the best that I'm like, I'm sorry. I was having a good time because I was taking care of you, right?

And when you have something to do like you're drunk like that, you're like, I feel like a king. But when I brought you over to a taxi cab, I was like, Corey, I finally got a taxi cab. Please come over and you're like oh and he got into the text cab and I was like we don't have an address shit and I tried calling John to try texting him And for some reason he didn't respond for a while but while we're seeing there to cab you were back to the apartment They were back to the apartment wait. Wait you didn't just go straight back to my apartment No we look this is I'm gonna try to get through it me and Corey were sitting there when I was sitting on the other side I was like Okay, I'm calling John and Corey's like

all over the back of the taxi Oh god you bought in a taxi yes They hate that Fuck, see. So right, and then the guy's like, my taxi, my taxi, get the fuck out. I was like, I'm sorry, sir. And we both got out of the taxi. That's the thing. I was like, just like I got $20. He's like, you must pay me. And I was like, how much you want? He's like, I did $30. And it's like, no, you get $20. Like, I can have this clean for five, but I'm in a hurry. So here, I gave him $20. And then we went over to a store and not ate a sandwich. And we got another taxi. That's where you went to get sandwiches. Yeah, and we got sandwiches, right? And I was like, yeah.

If somebody came up in your bedroom and just puked all over your bed. I didn't do it. Hold on. Hold on. If somebody puked all over your desk and your floor and your bed. Yeah. How much would you expect someone to pay you to just walk away from it? Look, okay.

What are you gonna pay a holo? We'll get to that. Hoa-Go-Go! Use your spitz-clin. We'll get to fucking that little. We'll get to fucking day two with you, Chris. Listen, the back of the tax cap is not a pen or paper or little work things. They're leather and their plastic.

so it's easy enough to clean or spray up or whatever. I will say I would not like if someone did it, but I didn't do it, and I paid for your mess. I do. I appreciate that. But anyways, when we finally got another taxi, Corey was like, who the entire way, and I was like, Corey,

if you puk, I will fucking kill you. And he was like, oh, Windows are four. And I was a cori, if you fucking puk, I will kill you. So we arrived, and the second the door opened, Buh, over the side of the public. You know, he got out. It's still there, dude. Thank God, right?

Oh yeah, no, hold on, before we say that, because it's really weird. In the second taxi, I remember getting into the taxi and immediately the door opening, and I'm like, wait, am I leaving? But I was there. I blinked out in the taxi, and then when they stopped the car, I woke up. Coru is in another dimension.

So the puke was formulating in my body waiting for me to become conscious again, and when I was, immediately when I opened the door. Second the door opened. I was walking and vomiting all the way up to your house. I puked four times up to your house. You were like ice man. I was fucking puking on doors.

I was puking on animals walking by. I was fucking fombing everywhere, dude. You'd be like a cat. I can't look how much you can puke. Now, from our perspective, we're eating sandwiches and John's nice cozy apartment. Yes. Completely beautiful cab ride watching TV.

I know. I wasn't that drunk. Drinking champagne, looking at the star. Now you know the other side. Let me tell them our side. We got the cab. We get the pretty all right. We could hope we were sandwiches.

But do you remember what you said to me? We got home? No, I don't remember. Let's do shots. He pulls out a fucking bottle of gin. I took one, but I was at the point that he was just sling him. Guess I'm an alcoholic. These guys stumbled with the fucking sandwich.

He's like, wait, when did you guys get sandwich? I was like, oh, no, no. We all way down. I didn't puke. Kristen puked and now did puke. Oh, wait, wait, wait, now, before you say that. I will make no accusations, but I will say this. I passed out.

Immediately when I came in, I saw a bunch of closed. Hold on, guys. This is the whodunit part of the movie. Immediately, yeah, this is the guess who. Clue edition. I fucking came in and immediately passed out on a pair of clothes in fucking water. If I would have puked Like a dog, dude. Yeah, I just...

So, Corey, it was Mr. Corey in the living room. Wait, no, Corey's, Coi's not the co-flood. We were all in the living room. That's the thing, right? Hold on, hold on, hold on. We were all in the suspects. I don't think Chloe was the culprit. Corey passed out. He wrapped, like, a drug college really wrapped his body around the water. He did go to sleep right away.

Immediately passed out. Okay. Chris loud and slept on the couch. I did not puke. I had zero urge to puke at all. Says you. Yeah. I did not puke. And I'll explain it why. Look, do you protest. You're your two accusations and you're the one who's talking.

Let me talk. Whoever smelted. So I, yes. I removed my clothes, put them on a nice pile on the ground. Instant puke. Oh shit. Went to bed. Pooked and then put it back down. Went to get my clothes. Lifted the clothes. Somebody had puked on the floor and put my clothes over the pew. Somebody puked on the floor and put your clothes and that's why

at first we were confused you. You picked up like, Why is my clothes pukey? It was not me. I could have blackout any point. I remember everything 100%. So it was either Niall or Chris. It was me. It was not me.

You did puke all, but you did puke though. Hey, Chris, didn't you? You did puke. I'm getting to that. I fell asleep on his amazing electric recliner. And then I woke up and it was puke all over at my feet. And I was like, oh shit. That's right.

And there was puke at your, oh yeah, I woke up the next morning. And there was just like a pizza of puke. There was pizza puke on my feet. And I just. Yeah. We kept trying to ice. like to puke by putting it in bags and tying it, but then like every now and then we'd smell a new fucking like draft of it and we're like, where's that coming from? There was

puke all over the garbage. You guys? I forget exactly what you happened. This is what happened. No, no, no, no. I woke up the next morning and I went into my bathroom, which is down. No, no, let this, tell it from the beginning. I went and you and, you were, and bed's going to sleep. We don't have to include that, but whatever. So I don't go fuck, whatever. It's, okay, I was just saying, but I was like, I wanted to do this, like, someone's in the bathroom, could I use your bathroom? You were like, uh, yeah, yeah, somebody was in the upstairs bathroom so my room is what it has an open like my room my house like a duplex so the bottom floor is open to the top and somebody was using the bathroom he comes down the stairs to use the bottom floor

bathroom because somebody was in it he goes in there and then i think you went to sleep yeah i went in i laughed and i was like good night yeah oh yeah i guess you didn't even you fucking weasel you think i wouldn't find out so the next morning i come upstairs and i'm like who fucking puked in my bathroom when his bathroom is like two feet by two feet so the entire floor was covered him. But wait, no, it gets better. It gets better. It gets better. It gets better. It gets better. It gets better. I don't remember how this happened.

You might remember. But you were trying to clean the puke. But instead, you flooded the toilet, so the water came out. Fill the entire bathroom. I sloshed your puker out of it puk water. The bathroom was, I, John, when you get really anxious, you do this see when you're the whole body, you shuts down, you stare, you say nothing. And you were like, dude, my fucking bathroom is just filling up.

Yeah, it wasn't stopping. It was like, it was literally filling up. You were like, what do I do? You just get really quiet. You shut down and you're like, dude my fucking bettons just It's floating with Chris's fluk and Chris was never like it wouldn't stop laughing. We were crying laughing I was like I was fucking I was the most funny I was the fucking tears dude I was so stressed I was really stressed. I was the worst part it was the worst hangover ever and now I had to fucking diffuse this one situation And the thing is I wasn't trying to be a dick and make you clean it but I was like like Chris, I can't all puk into it.

I didn't want you to. No, like, honestly, had it been anything else, I'd be like, I'd take care of it, dude. Don't worry that. I didn't want you to. But I wasn't like being like, clean it up, but I was like, I can't, I literally can't, because I'm like, I'm squeamish to puke. I'm really squeamish to do.

But it was your own puke, so bad. Did you realize the mental image? This entire evening. Here's the worst mental image. It's just like this haunted house. It was. It was just, it was just, it's under the couch. It's on the floor.

It's under the cleop. Mick, it was real! Dude! It's real, dude! It's leaking. You're the floor. This is not, that's not the worst metal image. It's in the cab.

It's on the sidewalk. Mick, listen, you think the metal image of a toilet spewing pew-oh shit onto puke and mopping it up is bad, right? I hate to chisel, dry puke out of the cracks the floor with a plastic spoon. Oh, you did? Yes. Oh, that's grud. It was fucking disgusting. It was the worst.

I have, I'm really squeamish to puke. I don't really do. I hate it. Vomit. That's why I was like, that's why I was like, that's why I was like, I looked like I saw a fucking ghost because puking is one of the things that terrifies me. How do you not get, like, how do you not get sympathetically sick to your stomach just looking at these guys? What do you mean?

Based on your fucking experience with all in your house, your whole house smelling like a fucking vomit train for a week. I remember that you would just, we cleaned up, we fucking like, you know, we, uh, we, we, we were cleaning up for like three or four days. Like a murder scene. Like you chopped all the body parts together. It was a full on vendor. Even still. It's kind of like, it's kind of like puke near me, shame on you. Pute your...

What are you talking about? What is this? Is this a stroke? Yeah. Was that saying, like, fool me once, shame on you. Yes. It's why shame on me. It's like that.

But we mentioned that, you know, we talked about the cabdriver freaking out. It triggered a memory. Why you fuck do that? Why you fuck not? We should talk about... We have some very good camp stories. One particular... One, yes.

This was insane. I gotta do the impression of the guy, because I've got it down perfectly. So, yeah. So we're like an union school. Where were we? We were taking a cab to go get some food, I think. We're going to Barcate. We were?

Yeah, we were to Bancade. It was Nicky and I. You were the call. And we got the cab, and it was around the same time where that story broke of the video of the guy shooting the news reporters. Yeah, in like Virginia. Right, yes. It's like P.OV video of some crazy guys shooting. Shot the reporter.

Yeah, live or whatever it was. And so we get this guy's cab. And I was in the front. Okay. The cab was a, like a sedan Camry type cab. I was in the front. Them three were in the back. Nicole, Zach, and Nikki were in the back.

I was in the front. And he was just, when we first got in he was a Korean guy, he's just fucking catatonic. I mean, just catatonic. Taxi driver, Scorsese, catatonic, whatever. Something leashed through, something inside, though. Yeah, well, honestly, a lot of those cab drivers just look dead inside, so I don't fucking know.

So anyways, he's going along. And then I think at some point you or I met, mention the video or I don't know. Oh, it was odd. You know those little taxes had the little screens in the back. Yeah. They were talking about that. It was that horrible.

It's so weird that it could just happen. I was watching Jimmy Kim. And then, and then I think I said something like, oh yeah, like this, this, uh, he was like, what happened or something? Yeah, he was asking him quite a... No, no, I remember because it was so exact. You said something like, man, he just shot him right on camera. And then fucking from his catatomic days, he fucking springs up and just, oh, yeah, he shot him! How he shot him?

And I was like, what? What? And he was like, Oh, you shoot on the camera? Bang, bang, how you shoot? And I was like, yeah, he shot, what do you mean, dude? And he's like, there's a brain, it's a blood, how you shoot him? No, he did.

He did. He was like, can you see the bullet? You put the blood and brain come out? And I was like, yeah, dude, like, you didn't really see it. Like, you just kind of like shot him a couple times. He's like, oh, he's probably, he's gay or something? What? Yeah.

And then, okay, now I at this point, realize that we have a situation on our hands. Actually, everyone does. And so I did what I do best. Fucking Zach, of course, fucks with the guy. While I'm sitting next to... He's like, oh, yeah, please, everywhere. This is what I hear come from the back seat.

You can fucking do it, dude. Her is fucking gay, yeah, her is gay. He's fucking egging the guy on. He's like, oh, he gay? They sell news report. He gay? Yeah, dude, the fucking news report said he's gay. Oh, so he was like a love triangle. I heard he killed because he was a gay lover. No, no, he said, is a love triangle?

Oh, probably he, gay and she gay. He loved. her and you love him how else it be I was like yes exactly what happened and you know he's like I know it I know no no and then John's God freezes up but he could just he's looking yeah and then and then fucking all I all I can okay and then he says he says he says it courier does how it happened he's like let me give you example he looks at me he's fucking he's fucking not looking at the road he's just hand on the wheel looking at me he looks at me let me give you example I I come to you and I say I fucking stab you I

I kill you. Are you fuck my wife? Are you fucked my wife? And I was like, I don't know, dude. And I was like, yeah, dude, I don't know when I'd fucking, I guess I go crazy. He's like, what if I say, you fuck my wife? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, what would-

He was like, okay, I think this is our spot. We fucking, I swear to God, we walked fucking the rest of the point of box. We stopped like halfway through the ride. I'm like, that's it, dude. Oh, look at that. I said eighth to happen you. I meant six. Dude, that was one of the scariest town rides.

I don't know if you want to tell this story. Did he already know, like, the destination? He was just like, oh. He did know. I just told him to let us off. There was another cab driver story I had, though. That was a personal one though. I had this one guy who was just like,

I fucking hit you out. I sent him you to the hospital. And he just kept fucking dude. And it was weird, dude. That was one of the weirdest cabman. You know, I kind of understand this whole thing. You know, like one of those medallions costs like almost a million dollars? It used to.

Now it's like 600K because of it was. Uber. But still, oh yeah, yeah, but still, that's a big chunk of money. It's absolutely insane because what they do is they lease the medallion. The guy who owns a medallion sitting at home fucking in his house or penthouse just fucking chilling. Was it you or somebody that was mentioning? There was some dude where he like inherited like 10 medallions from like something like that. And the guy like never worked another day in his life. Yeah, you buy the medallion and you just lease it out. And these guys, then basically these guys lease the medallion from you and the car, I believe.

car from somewhere else. Explain to the Yorkers what that we were talking about. Oh yeah. The New York City taxis have a thing. If you ever see the thing punched in the front, it's called a medallion. It's basically a license, but there's only a limited number.

So they have basically like a stock market, not a stock market, auction house or kind of thing. And it's really kind of fucked up. And it's not really a good system. I think the people who drive the taxis, there might even be a middleman between the medallion owner.

I'm assuming. There has to be something like least. seen a payment plan or something. There is. I'll say this. I've seen a lot of really terrible jobs. I think being a New York City taxi driver is one of the worst, most soul-crushing, lowest-paying jobs I've ever seen. I don't know how anyone does it.

It's a terrible system. And anytime they have, you know when they have a fair where some, where the people seem kind and nice, just half nice, all of a sudden it's like the clouds just part and they feel like they can talk and they can be themselves. They actually are very nice a lot of times. But they have to be

so. I've seen people stick. When you with me, when that lady stiffed? Which stiff? Remember that lady was like, I can't pay? In a cab? No, I don't think so. You weren't there? Why were you in a cab with her?

No, I wasn't in a cab. She was getting out of a cab that we were going to grab. And she wouldn't pay the guy. And they can just lose a $20 fare. Yeah. And it's like you already have to pretty much be perfect to make even a meager living. Exactly. I don't know how they do it.

You can't allow you. If you don't pay a, like, if you... Uber protects them. Well, if you put, if you put like a canceled credit card in, it says pay this before you get another Uber. You can't do that. Yeah, exactly. So it has ways around that.

Uber, actually, like, Uber's not a better service necessarily because I like hailing the cab. Yeah. But I don't know. The NYC Commission needs to fucking... I'm surprised that they even allow Uber in New York. Well, that's the thing they tried to stop it. Well, in Taipei, they did. Uber wasn't around in Taipei for a while, and the Chinese were like, fuck you, we're going to turn you into dumb things.

To be fair, I don't know what to think about it, because Uber's one of those things where they're offering a better service for a better price. Better service and you get to see where you're going. Like, you have a direction. But overhead is so low. That's the thing. They don't have to buy a million-dollar medallion. You know what's crazy? It's good for them too because I have guys.

They always say, literally, I've had some of you guys who say like, oh, you know, I'm retired. I just turn this stuff when I feel like working. I turn it up when I don't feel like working. Yeah, you know what's crazy? One of the only times I was ever, like, politically conflicted was this. There was a point when Uber was trying to stop NYC from crushing them. So they offered free Uber rides to like City Hall to like protest it. Okay.

But I was thinking about it. I was like, on one hand, I love the iconic NYC taxi. I like hailing them. And they are what I would prefer to see over Ubers, but I was like, no, you can't just squash competition. It's a democracy. It is. Right. So I actually voted, or I wrote the senator, governor, whatever the fuck.

I wrote somebody and I said, like, don't squash this competition. So as much as I do like NYC cabs. Look, it's, it's... They need to revise their system. They need to have their own Uber. If you want to beat Uber, be better. That's all it takes. Just be better.

That's it. You and Zach and Corey were in L.A., and we were supposed to be going to the airport. He took probably 30 right turns. Yeah. What is that? Cory and Chris were the back and I was like still at the windows. He might have been trying to scam you. No, he was.

He was. He was, but Chris, I said like, I just, I remember, yeah. When I say to it, I said, look. Yeah, no, I was like, yeah, I know. I caught a cab driver. He tried to take me, I asked him take me to fucking Brooklyn. He took me all the way out to Jamaica or some shit. And I was like, bro, what are you doing?

He turned off the meter. It happens sometimes. Jamaica? Queens. Basically, my, oh yeah, Jamaica Queens. My point basically is that sometimes you just have to tell cab drivers like, I know what you're fucking doing. Yeah. And then they're like, oh shit, they turn off the fucking meter.

Like, I don't know. Like, it's just easier to do, especially if you got a cell phone, unless you're stupid trashed, in which case they kind of can do whatever the fuck they want. But if you have your cell phone going and you've got the maps too, you can be like, oh, well, what about this route? I always pull my app. But the thing is Uber is like infinitely better. Uber is like people like you and me pretty much.

Yeah, good. They're good. They're good. Have you guys noticed this like weird inside job where every Uber right guy's like, do you use Lyft? You're like, no, he's like, here's this fucking car. It's way better than Uber. It has like 20. time. This is good. But a lot of times

Uber guys also work for Lift, like Uber sucks fucking stinks. Use Lyft. I like Uber. What I like about Uber is everybody's trying to, it's like somebody's trying to sell you something. Like you get in their thing and it's like you're having fun? I have some, I have a water cooler in here. They always have a water. Yeah. I have a really funny. But that doesn't always... Go ahead.

No, I don't want to... I just had a funny story about it. It's a small thing, but I remember when we were going to Mixed Place. I don't know. I think it might have been my birthday. Yeah, it was my birthday. Yeah, it was my birthday. I was going to your place with Lexi and was there someone else with us? Oh yeah, doodle. Doodle is with us.

So we were in the cat. Tell us a doodle. We got into Uber and the guy, the guy kept stopping and he was like, he had a smile on his face, but he kept turning and he was like, I drove 19 minutes to get you guys and stuff. He's like, I drove 19.

We were like, yeah, okay, dude. Oh yeah, tip me, please. Yeah, he said that like, I swear to fucking God. He said that like five times. He was like laughing like, 18 minutes to get here for you guys. Eventually- And see, luckily Lexi knows how to carry a conversation with fucking anybody.

So she's just like, yeah, I really appreciate that. And she's like trying to keep him. And he's just like, I live, I live right here. I live right here. It's only 13 minute away. 18 minutes. I was going to get other person, but I come here 18 minutes. Yeah, you could cancel you, fucking asshole.

But it's like, yeah, it's just like you get these people. You just kind of like feel like, are you trying to this? part about Uber is on the website it says don't tip these fuckers. When I took the first three, I was like, do I tip you? Like, no, don't fucking worry about it. Let's drive away. They don't, they don't accept tips. I don't tip. They don't accept tips. They don't seem to, like, want it.

I tried. They don't accept tips. It seems like they keep the charge in mind and add a tip to it. Yeah. But it's still super, super cheap. I think Uber actually does factor out to be a little bit... No, you know, I've taken Uber. Oh, I'll tell you the one thing Uber does that...

Okay, like a regular cab service... Now, this doesn't count for most cities. Only, like, really big, like, metropolitan cities like New York. Like, Hale Service versus Uber. Uber has a surge pricing. Yeah, it sucks. But, but again, that's, like, that's very rare. It's not rare at all.

They make you pay double to get more drivers out in the road. Supply in the road. There's, like, it's like... Yeah, it is, but a Hale service never has that. There's very few drivers in the road, but everyone wants drivers, so you're going to pay more if you want a driver. It's that basic kind of thing. But there's also controversy about,

that happening during like crisis, like a weather thing or whatever, like, or whatever's going on. But, I get... How much do you want to not get swept away by these floods? I didn't have that happened. Hey! Yeah. Once I'm I had to pay like times 3.5 was bullshit.

Yeah, you can pay up to that much. I'm going to get a beer. Also, another thing I kind of like about the whole like, I know you can probably do this with the cab, but with an Uber, you can get, like, they have sizes of the cars. You can get an Excel, like a long car and everything, and it's great. Vic, have you ever been trying to tell before? I, what, here in Philly?

No, New York. Yeah, oh, yes. What are your thoughts? Both Chinatown. Well, there's two Chinatowns. There's one in... Which was the one we would too, John? One in the Lower East Side.

Two bridges? Yeah, so you're, you're still like, on... You're not flushing. You're not, no, no, no, no, no. The one, no, no, the one. The Manhattan one. Then there's Houston, yeah. There's one in...

If you've been in this fucking Twilight Zone, nuclear wasteland of a fucking shithole? Yes. This fucking freak show? John was, like, no, look, you know, China Town sucks. I was like, no, let's get a chance. Literally, within the span of five minutes, the freak show, the circus rolled in.

We saw like seven weird things happened. We did it tell a story, John? You're talking about the Lower East Side in general, right? No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, dude, listen, that's going to spill over to China. We saw some frees in the... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, we're not talking about the Lower East Side.

We're talking about Chinatown. Okay, like the bearded lady and the strongest man in the world? Also, you know that Peter Panbus and the Dragon Express roll through there? So Chinatown gets some very interesting characters from all over America, but yes, Chinatown... Go on, go on. Explain the freaks we saw within this span of like four minutes. Well, there was that one guy who was walking across the street and he just kept going looking around and going, who. This guy was walking, calling to the city, and we went, ooh, and we all kind of were like, did he just who?

And he like 12 six later, oh, who, who? And he still getting more aggressive. And he looked at us into that. Yeah, brisking his pace, getting faster, getting more aggressive. Who's the missing link? One of these people listening is gonna be like I'm from there and it's not so bad That was me and I just have a tick You asshole? You know this old the really old guy John the fucking 80 year old man? No You don't really oh yelling at his wife? Yeah, he was yelling at his wife to get across through. He's like you're gonna miss a fucking bus in Chinese of course

Yeah, but he was very very calm I didn't know you spoke Chinese Yeah That's awesome I didn't I just know it's a bit it's a universal language There's a universal you're gonna miss the fucking bus You're gonna miss the fucking bus. You could say, uh, me, quiet'en, uh...

Exactly was that. The gong chiseo ya'll go, la. You would die. That's almost exactly what we heard. Shut up. Anyways, go on. That was just a story. I was baffled with the amount of freaks we saw

with me such a shrewd-frey. Freaks. Not all more freaks. Missing legs, fucking... So far your freaks are comprised of a guy who says who and Chinese people. So let us continue. Well, I'll say this. say this.

Everybody who's a freak as a freak is Chinese, okay, I'll say that much. Okay, like, let me just say. I don't know where... Zach's been a bit strong with the freak. They're not freaks, but like, there was some crazy shit that was not a China town.

I think, I think, like, that's like a twilight episode of... I mean, like, okay, I think what Zach's trying to say is when we were down there, there's just like, it's this feeling of being out of place there. It's a little strange.

No, there are freaks. I'll say there. I'm sticking by freaks. I'm not offended in the least. I'm just curious what the others were. Can we talk about Jesus Christ being Crucifying the Cross for our sins? You fucking sinner? No! You've already talked about it. Can we talk about the heaven heaven and the

conspiracy about the Jews and whatever? There's no conspiracy. They're reptiles, you idiot. That fucking 240p video doesn't count. This is garbage. Those repels were hissed, hissing away. No. Slither around, pokey jewellers and those... What's your crazy aunt from the South says. Zach, my, my mom, I don't know if you know this, but my mom has given me, she actually has it at the office. I have 10 pamphlets. My mom's giving me pamphlets on what she reads and she also has given me DVDs. On reptiles? On all that shit.

Your mom's a reptilian? No. She's actually, she'd be like 10 scales. She's giving me DVDs on Christian conspiracies. What conspiracies are there? It's just like pamphlets on the, on the, the Pope. She told me this story.

It was insane. She told me this story that Satan came out of the ground and... Like a potato? And he basically had a child who was the Pope. Why? You were wondering. The Pope Tito? Satan came out of the...

Isn't this a story for the Jersey Devil? The Satan came out of the ground and he made the Pope. Jersey Devil? I'm going to step out after that joke. What? The Jersey Devil joke? No, are you talking about the game? I went from Potato to Pope Tato and I feel like I need a timeout. You think you need to be spanked?

I'm gonna say myself out. The Jersey Devil used to really freaked me out when I was okay. Pope Tato did it? I had a PS1 game called. Oh yeah, yeah. What's the Jersey? They also have a... Isn't it the hockey team, dude?

The Jersey Devils? I think it is. Anyways, go on with your freak show stories about fucking dirty I thought it's pretty interesting. Yeah, 34th in Madison, please. About 34th in vacuum! Has this ever happened to you? Recent Twitter polls revealed a horrifying

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He's not supposed to, he just does. I do it to be curious about it. He's not supposed to be just does? I step out to be curious. Okay, wait. It's like brain dead. What's what he gets? You play no sports now. No, more sports for that guy.

I'm very curious, just, because we've got some people here that have been on the internet. We've seen a few videos. We've watched a few gaming videos here. I don't watch any of the gaming bullshit. I'm just curious. I've played the Nintendo before. You think about the past when kids wanted to be astronauts, firemen, race cars, all that kind of shit. But now, you know for a fact,

You guys were still racefully? Guys, if you're watching a black guy, now they want to be bloggers, I am genuinely curious. Now, first of all, this came from a discussion about whether or not on like the occupation day, kids are talking about wanting to grow up to be Twitch players or Let's play.

Now, hold on. We know that's a fact. Apparently, I've heard that that is something the kid will stand up in a classroom of other kids and they will proudly announce that they want to grow up to be a Twitch or let's play. But what I'm curious about is when one of these major let's players or somebody tries to cash in on that

and starts the first let's player university where people sign up and they take classes on how to make their thumbnails. What O faces and what scare faces they need to make? I swear that's going to happen. No, it's not going to happen. It's not going to have it. It's not going to happen.

Wait, can I say why that's not going to happen is because... There's already Minecraft High School, you fuck you know. Like, what else do you need? Like, anyone who's a less player don't want competition, so they're not gonna teach you about it. That's not the reason. No, that's the reason is because it has like five years left tops. It's like vlogging.

Vlogging is still around, but the bubble's gone, you're saying. To be fair though, vloggers never made as much money as this shit. John, can I use? Did they're still making big money. I'm... No, no, I... They're doing down, though. But the media was never...

a blogger though. But you were a fan on like if you use like just say games as a medium for comedy or something to get into like comedy or like or reviewing or something like that, that's a good thing. If you get a good, if you get a good following for what you want like whether it be let's plays, whether it be

whatever, that's a good way Let me just say real quick. What you were saying about or you were saying about that I don't think it speaks to the format itself. It speaks to the people reaching other people. Yeah. It's It speaks to the other thing too. Exactly what I was trying to say, just more eloquently.

The biggest thing, the mediums are not the problem here. It's not the let's play, that's the problem. It really isn't. It's the mentality of this is an occupation that's going to be around forever, and this is permanent. That's the problem. And that extends across all mediums on YouTube that had their five minutes of fame. Right, vlogging, like I said. This one's had an extended five minutes.

It'll pass eventually. It's got a few. But my point is, my point is, there's nothing inherently wrong with those. There's nothing inherently wrong with doing those things. It's the fact of these people get to those positions to go, oh, I don't have to think of it by future. I'll just do this until 50. You want to know what really bumps me out about it,

and I don't know if I'm just being like a total, like, hipster about it. But when I started with Game Grumps, and Let's Play's were already pretty big when we started. When I started with it, we were kind of like, I mean, I'm not going to say the first, because we weren't the first, but like, we were playing like these old retro games from our past, and it was just, like, real.

You would definitely one of the first, though, like 2011, 2012, that was 12? Yeah, it was 2012. I remember specifically, I, I, I have, that's specifically because all the things with that time were like, Markiply reacts to five minutes of friends. He wasn't relevant.

My point is all of it was that kind of stuff. It was that caliber. Honestly, PewDie Reacts to... Honestly, when you guys came out, there was only one other rivaling group and that was two best friends. And they're good guy.

They seem to be funny. But it was like, that was the only other one. But people compared you guys to two best friends. We were playing these games and then like, I felt like it was like really like trying to share my past experience with these games, but then it just got so like, every day, this is it.

And it's like, okay. It's just like, well, it's just like, okay, then you're just going to exhaust this eventually. Maybe not. John. Even if there isn't a university, do you see after the bubble pops, after the bubble pops, do you see? Trump University couldn't make it. There's no way but playing. So after the bubble pops, do you see people who had.

Previous, let's play. Hamburgurgh University. To then have those like hotel conference room kind of like seminars to try to rope in like no, not at all. Those people... There's not going to be a Hitler youth for cutie pint. No. No, those people will take their...

Those people will take their Let's Play fame and transfer to a holly... You're not going to have a room where you brush your pink mustache. It ain't having it anytime. What do you think of the YouTube genre of JohnTron videos that aren't you ripping you up? Yeah, what's up with that? What's up with that? What's up with that? What's up with that?

About JohnTron? JohnTron, it's weird because it's like that Anger video game nerd. It's not. It's not. It's your editing. I'm just saying, you know, that's a style. Every video... He was the piloting.

He was the piloting. No, it's that, it's that crazy editing where it's a... No, you can keep it. Here, I'll say this. Here's something strange about that. It's like I did that yellow tick stuff a lot, and then when I started seeing it more often, I was just like... I feel like I can't do it anymore. I don't know.

It's bullshit. I don't know what to say other than, I don't know. That's what happens when something... You are which are, I, what you... I was going to say that happens to Chris like when we do a gag or a joke or something, and then other people do it a lot and like, oh, Yeah, I feel I can't do it anymore. It's really a weird feeling. It's almost a good but bad. No, it's bad. Okay, like when you make dake memes? Like hot spices or John means? Oh, do you say stuff? Like, uh, water people, uh, sign catch off. That's it. Sometimes I feel like even I'm like, exhausting and I'm like, I wonder if people even want to see this anymore. No. I'm curious, because this happens to you. This isn't really, but I'm curious to ask about this. Because I've been around you and this happened before. It happened today, actually. What is your opinion? How do you feel really, realistically about people stopping you?

stopping me? I don't mind it. If people are genuinely like, oh my God, I really want to talk to this person referring to me. Right. I remember one time specifically, I remember you even comment on it because we were to coffee shop and someone goes like, hey, they loved your video. He walked out. That was the whole thing.

It was like, oh, that's a good. Like, oh, that's a poor ranch. I'll give you a little anecdote was when we were with John. John was just standing there and this guy comes up and goes, grabs John by the fucking neck and he goes, are you John? And John was like, yeah. And then John was being really courteous

and nice to this guy. I was like, hey, you got a picture and all this, but this guy was, like, literally just grabbed the human being by the fucking neck. It's not just that. It's also, he did say something like he insulted you, which was like... They insulted Nile? Oh, they did insult me. This guy, uh, John said something like, uh, oh, he's a Brad Pitt as a joke. And then this guy goes, you're looking horrible for being Brad Pitt.

Oh, yeah, that's right. And then I was like, well, now you could only look down. You're gonna full fuck up. Something really similar happened to me when I was, when Aaron. Aaron was in Ireland with me. He noticed this all in a group was me, Aaron, Susie Barry. And then... Yeah, and me too. Oh, and you...

I remember that. Yeah. The kids just runs up to me and fucking grasped me like a bear. I was just like, what the fuck? And he was like... Also, that day we were... I thought he robbed me or something. We went to McDonald's. We went to McDonald's that day.

And the guy who worked at McDonald's was cleaning his tray and he dropped his tray and he dropped his tray when he saw Aaron. Oh yeah. And then he came over to us with a piece of paper and he goes, or with a napkin. He goes, can you sign this? And he said, like, to sign it and I was like hey I'm signing an auto you know he just you know what I know there's nobody I have something to say about this I think it's

a product of the times I think anybody who grew up in our generation would maybe they would I don't know or at least some some people in our generation but the one previous would never do that shit when they were I couldn't hug you when I first met like real big fish because I met them right I'm you know this is before I made the music video for them

so if I was like hey I made that music video they probably know who I was yeah they do it means that probably makes me sound arrogant but they follow me on Twitter because they know you Anyways, I came up to them. He was going to his car with his girlfriend and his hand, and, you know, people were stopping him prior, and I went up to him, and I couldn't say anything.

I was just like, I was a big fan. And he's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And I'm like, and he's like, oh, and then he left, because I couldn't say anything. I think the nature of fandom has changed so much because the nature of celebrity has changed. Before fans and celebrities, they were such a distant thing. There were things you saw on TV or listened on the radio,

but nowadays with like YouTube and cartoons. You feel like you're closer. You feel like you're closer to them. No, they do. The fans absolutely feel like they are, like, in some cases, that they're your friends. And real estate. Realistic.

So I think that that becomes part of the narrative. YouTube makes it, you know, the strength of YouTube is that you do seem like that. I used to see comments on gamers that would be like, you know, people will listen to you guys and pretend they're your friends. Yeah, they think that's the thing. I think that's the thing.

But I think going back to like the, not to cut you up, I was going to say it before, but the thing about, like, you know, the new kind of wave of people not understanding social bounds and kind of grabbing you. I think that's also just a natural biperactive people being online. You know, that does attract a little bit bigger of a more socially kind of inept.

To some degree, to some degree socially enough, you know, because, I mean, people for the most part who use, who consume a lot of content generally get wrapped up and stuff, to that degree, like obsessive, at least a portion of that is going to be a little bit of excessive. I also do really think that there's like... I'm not saying everybody, but I'm saying at least a portion of people you're bound to some people like that. I also do think there's like

this buddy factor too. Like the more they listen to you, yeah. The more they listen to you, the more comfortable the more stuff you reveal about yourself, the more comfortable they are around you. The more they'll listen to you outside of what you do and look into more of your stuff and see you. Yeah, and then when you meet up, they

will be like, and I honestly prefer that. I would completely fucking love. And when I was at MacFest last time, I ran into a ton of people who were just really cool. But it's like, I'm way more terrified of someone who's just like terrified to be near me. Like if they're afraid to talk to me, then it's just like that makes me uncomfortable. But at the same time, no matter how close I am to certain people, it's not like I just randomly see you and just

run up to you and give you a hug. I need to know. I think it should also be noted that the people who, you know, think of you as their close friends, they're not mutually exclusive with people who are socially allowed. It just happens to be, it just happens to be in some people who happen to someone. Yeah. To answer your question below, it doesn't bother me at all, like the whole fandom thing until they fucking break a fucking physical boundary or social boundary if you if you acknowledge

that I'm trying to have a flow with my day and I don't want to stop and fucking maybe I'm on my way to something I'm gonna say one of the lies for you is if you're sitting on the 80s if you're on the way if you're hurting that's the one that pissing me off I'm fucking eating oh and somebody talks to me it's like dude I'm fucking eating eating is the worst apparently there are times I feel like

if you get if you run into people you're in a mood like sometimes like you know stamp or whatever we have like this phone call line or whatever It's like, we're opening up the line right now. Like, when we're walking and someone's like, oh my God, I was so. And it's like, hey, you know what? I'm walking somewhere. You want to talk?

Let's just cross the street. What do you have to say? You know what I mean? Like, you invite it in. Let's have this conversation. Sure, that's fine. Yeah. But if they're literally stopping the shit, that's when it's fucking.

If they stop it, yeah. Because you don't do that to anybody else. Well, I also, I don't know if our positions are specifically because, you know, our experience. But like, if I saw, like, if I saw, like, if I saw Larry Dave or something, I would remember it stop and be like, I'd be like, dude, I just told somebody else I sold it another day with it.

Yeah, I wouldn't stop him. I would never approach him because then it immediately, I feel like it just, it, it, but again, that's probably because we have the full context of, Oh, by the way, by the way, I have a, I have a theory about it. It's everybody's first time. Everybody who meets you, it's their first time. And then after that, they reflect and go,

I should never do that again. I know because, but we still get it. Every, I know all of us who had some experience where we met somebody we looked up to at least slightly, like, did I fuck up a guy? I did it once. I did it once. I did it to John Krasinski. I ran it to him at the Lackma Museum in L.A. And it was a long time ago. I was like 15 or 16. What happened?

And I just said hi to him. And afterwards I went, I shouldn't have said hi to him. You know, that's really weird. It was exactly what happened, all these other people. I see a lot of situations where moms egg their kids on to do that. What? Where the kid will be like... Go talk to him. Go do it, Billy. Did that happen to Ethan at the subway a few weeks ago?

I'm not sure. We were on the subway and somebody approached Ethan. I don't remember. H3H3. H3. There's a H3H3 or H2. We've happened to bait us to bait. It's H3. It's H33. It's H3H3. It's H2. But it stands for H3H3.

It's H3 H2N. No, hold on. No, no, no, no. It's also spelled H3-H-H-H-H-2. No, it's he-H-H-E. No, it's he calls it. So is he. He calls him. Because everybody calls it H-3-H-3. Zach, what's it, what's in an anagram for? Fucking ham. By the way, I think he's awesome and amazing. He is. He is a wonderful. He can be in the podcast. Dude, I don't know, ask him.

Well, Ethan's... Zach, he was gonna come today. Was he really? Yeah, but he douched out. Oh my god. Ethan, if you'd just let me fuck you. You don't know to come. Ready or not, here we come.

We got questions from our patrons. Okay, John Nathan D. asks, Have you given any thought to living outside of the USA? If so, what country would you want to live in? Hold on, hold on. No. Also, as a bonus side question for Zachary Hidal, No.

What country would be the safest when World War III break? No. Inevitably. No. Next question, no. No, you've declined my question? You think I paid money to ask me that question. You did? Yeah, but say, let's get real.

You're not leaving America. I'm not leaving America. I love America. What country do you think would be the safest during World War III? You've already stapled. World War III, dude, it's fucking World War III. Probably Ireland, you know? What, the crash-in- No, you'd have fallen from Britain.

The bubble pop of Let's Play? I don't know, man. Greenland, Maddie. Man, I don't fucking... Madagascar. I'm thinking of the game play geek, that's the words they say Madagascar. You get eaten by Alexerl. I don't know.

Yeah, what about the lion, the hippo, other animals like, escaped from the... Switzerland, maybe, I don't know, man. Switzerland, uh... No, don't go to Switzerland. They're neutral. What do you mean? Don't you feel like they'd be just taken over by a bully? No, Hitler didn't bother him.

He was going to, but he didn't, yeah. What happens when a big bully goes there? And then the practices they practiced for you... It depends. It's a very big question. If you ask me specifics, I can answer it better. Sorry. Well, I'm not.

We're moving on. We move on. Brendan Ledesma. That pisses me off. I know it does. The question is, what would your last meal be? A fucking egg, move on. My last meal would be something that would probably be hard to get.

When you get a last meal, can you order, like, multiple last meals all bunched into one? Like, could I get, like, a bowl of fub with sushi and a bowl of, like... I don't see why not, yeah? You can? I don't know. What if you ordered that? And then they were like, no, fuck you. We don't want to get you that.

You can just have some fucking ravioli and get over it. They can't do that, though. Why not? I'd be, you know, I could get lobster and say. If you're a murderer, you get one last civil right. Not your freedom. Not your life, even. What if they didn't do that?

You get a meal. What if they, what if they're just, like, kiss my ass. I'm not going to do that. It happens. How many times do you think that happened? That probably happened to, like, fucking, like, Ted Bunny and shit. Like, they were like, didn't you murder people? Fuck you.

Like, Ted Bunny and all those people who were, like, mass murderers. Okay, fuck. Fuck that. If you could get a last meal. Probably spit on their plate. If Zach actually got caught for all of the fucking crimes against humanity. It's gonna happen. If it happened. I pulled the teeth out, stupid.

What would your last meal be? Crush with the pixie dust. Okay. John? If they caught you for all your indiscretions against social justice warriors across the Facebook sphere. John? What would you, what would be, they were going to hang you in the public square? Order the heart of the guy who was going to pull the trigger on my hanging. Ooh.

John, can ask you serious question, John, I don't want. I want. John, do you ever wake up and sweat and you think about the time your hands were in the right little girl's mouth and she screamed for her mother? And all you could say was, you're going to die. You're going to die. I don't think about it. Because if I think about it, don't find me. God, did you think the human eyeball could just so easily pierced by your thumbs?

Sam. Sack. I would order Scargo. Do you even know what that is? And then I didn't like it. I'd ask for something else. I'd be like I don't want... You're one of those people.

I didn't like it. I'm so glad I never served you at a restaurant. I want scallops. I want scallops. What's the fuck is a scallop anyway? I don't know. What's going on? What would be your last meal?

If you were on prison, death row, you're gonna die right in five, ten minutes. It'd be hot pizza and Pepsi. No, would not. Ah ha! It would be your healthy, sharp tongue. It would be, um, it would be Premier from Wexford. What's that even been? Come on, Jesus, king of the Jews.

The holy water's coming out of his side. What are you doing? What is that? I'll lose it. You fucking, you call me a whacktacular attack, idiot? Fuck you. Okay, why? Did you, hold on.

Cory, did he call you a fucking whacktacular attack? No, it's his fucking native language. I want to play fingers. Corey, I think we gotta talk like we gotta sit down and really talk about. This is me to fucking deal with language, dude. We'll have an interment you later.

For now, Stephen or Stefan McCellum asks, what is the one question you would ask us, as in the fans? Can you fuck off? Can you watch the podcast and ask questions

that we understand? You've been waiting for that question your whole life. No. To just tell that to your fans. It was a joke. Mine would be like ask us the most personal

fucking question you've ever. You can't ask them to ask a question I would ask them that's like a genie thing yeah yeah that's like the cyclical logic

what can the will the hottest one of you come yeah yeah yeah how you do it dude he wants to suck my dick how you do it

dude come here seriously come here why do I gotta do this how you do it how you do it dude what's up who are you talking

the fans dude how you're doing dude I'm not playing your fucking mind games don't kiss me John I'll have a best oh my penis

I have to wipe this story off that. I think this one's for Chris, I think. Oh. Hugo Condi asks, whoever knows the least about Harry Potter, oh no, never mind. Could you please summarize the series and then all kiss? Fucking four eyes points of brown stick and turns his brother to his snake. All kiss. Next.

That's not what happens. I think we got it. I know what happens. That's the Netflix description. I know what happens? For every fucking movie. I know what happens. like some, yeah, yeah, some fucking

Melvin Farr eyes stuck under the floorboards is released into the Hogwarts, like the school, and he learns he's a witch. Yes? What's the last one about? He dies, because the evil snake dude He's got to split to episode one from the floorboards, Coy. Sequence called an arc.

You can remind of that every few episodes. As an avon Harry Potter friend, I'm deeply offended by this misinterpretation. Am I right? like to pass over my partially right no get out well okay he lived under stairs come on he didn't live in the stairs and he found a fucking snake man he's a reptilian dude man who is in accurate becomes which so he becomes which he becomes which keys there did you deba what some freakish four-eyed melvin kills an albino no is that

Harry Potter first movie no that's not Harry Potter he lives under the stairs his uncle Vernon looks through the cracks the floor he goes And points at him. You would actually do something. It was as it was really. What is going on over there? If you could collaborate with anyone at any point, who would it be? Bladen Austria asks.

Georgron? You wish, dude. If you didn't have a dick in your mouth while you were answering this question, who would you work with? If you could work with anybody. Robin Williams. All right. I'm not kidding.

Pre or post death? I want to work with Robin Williams' dead corpse. Okay, wait, so somebody who's alive now? I think Priya Post-Thice. It's gotta be alive. Who would I like to collaborate with? Seriously, anybody, anybody. Philbwave.

Tell me it's not Philbwave. It's not film, wait. I want to actually answer this. Try it. Please, please. Well, does it have to be somebody, could it just be anybody? Anybody. Anybody in the world room.

Because nobody, if you say, like, I want to collaborate with Dan. I know. I know who I want to talk. No, no, no, no. I know I want to collaborate with. Pamperchew. Okay, that's fair. Pamper chew.

That's fine. I love Pamper chew. Yeah, y'all. You may have a skit in your mind that would only work if the actual Pope wanted to do. No, Pamper chew. Pamper chew is where you go for Goodwill. Okay.

Pamper chew is where you go for Goodwill diapers and like the most professionally done, like, reviews of diapers. I would say Norm McDonald. Norm McDonald's. Oh, Norm McDonald's a good one. He'd be good. Chris, Warren, McDonald. How are you?

Uh, Gianna Michaels. Fucking porn star? Yeah. You know, I think he's from Seattle. Huck up? She's been a place called Dix, too. I'm gonna be, so I wanna go with like some fucking Z-minus in the celebrity.

I'm curious. What would happen if we really told them to be dead or alive? What would you relate to me there? Rob Williams. Rob Williams. Well, I couldn't, I couldn't bring much of the table there, but I would, I love Ron Williams as the point of this. There's say hypothetically you get to collaborate and they come to you.

I just, it's a hard question to answer because if I have to, like, legitimately think about, like, me working with any of things. It's hard because it wouldn't really work. But I would love to have worked with someone like that. And there's the misconception or the possible misconception of what they, what he received working with them would be versus what it would actually be like to work with these people. Have you ever seen? This is just a question of like who's a favorite.

Have you ever seen Jim Carrey and liar liar how he acts in that? I love liar. He's all very like lively and shit. I would like to have old Jim Carrey as my partner. Jess Lesser asks, would any of you consider moving to Australia? No that's a fucking no I would say yeah I've been I never been there but I want to see it fuck no magical land I would like to visit it but I'm not going to fuck you have an opera house it looks like somebody fucking put a bunch of hats on the floor fucking like not even in an organized fashion everything kills you there everything from the bugs to the sun to the people to the people to the people to the rules kills you

and everything is beautiful now the real answer is Australia seems like a really nice place I heard this Too bad they're afraid of like sodomy and shit like that. Oh yeah, their government is going to where they censor shit along. No, dude. You can't have anal. He's like, you can't have anal in there until you're like a old man. The English like censored like squirreting. You can't do it all you're at old man.

Because when I went to school in Malaysia, all of my Malaysia or all of my Australian friends called the local Malays aboes. Yeah, they call abo. And I didn't even know. But that was a good term. They just throw that shit around. Yeah. I would like to visit all. Australia, they can kiss my fucking ass with the thing I'm moving there.

That was a big one, they call you. I love Australia, fuck you've never going. I mean, to be, I'm just kidding. Australia actually seems pretty cool. It does, I mean... For visiting. For visiting, yeah. Beautiful people come out of there. No, seriously, it seems really cool. It's all I'm gonna say.

Australia is the only place, the only, and I know there's probably one or two more. They walk around with big scissors and cut your tits off for too big. One of the only marsupials that lives outside of Australia is the possible. Oh, okay, and that's the stupid American one. They get hit my cars all the time. Yeah, but I'm just saying like, like, like, like Australia is cool because it has a complete sect of animal that most other parts of the world is right. It's like they had to adapt.

It's like a different planet. It's like a, what do you call it, biologist's wet dream in Australia. Absolutely. It's really cool. The biologist's wet dream is Sasquatch. And you know, just to be fair, nobody... We talked about Sasquatch? When we said everyone, everything in Australia kills you, including the people, we didn't mean the actual Australians.

We meant the people that started Australia, as in all the convicts. We're talking about guys with the boys through those. The burden that exists on that fucking island of trash. I'm just kidding. I want to live there. I mean, I want to see it. I mean, I'm not like a fan of places that are like fucking sunny 365 of the year, but like it does seem like a really nice place.

You grew up on the planet of L.A. What are you talking about? Do you hear the alarm? Boop, boop, that's the Bigfoot alarm. Robert Baxter Ricketts asks if you could have a fight with any one person, who would it be? I don't have one answer, but I'm looking. You fucking asshole. I would win that so fucking faggit, faggit.

You just fucking like pull the plug on his chair and just watch your roll down and pour water that fucking sad faggid. I would have, I would have H3, H3, aka He He He, write a list. Every single person he's posted a video about, I've wanted to fucking punch in the face. Wait, hold, hold, hold, what is the question? If you could fight it, if you could fight one person, it would be. You would hit Papa Johns?

Yeah. Squaring the jaw. Right in the face. And then ask for a... Unless he gave me a... Don't fucking touch the papa. This is towards Chris and nah, but he ain't here. Tim O'Neill, I'm assuming also a potato eater eater. asks, how is life changed since moving from Ireland to the States? Do you miss being home? Also, Galway represent? Ha, Galway. Yeah. Um, the biggest change was the ease of the internet. In Ireland, when I lived, it was the worst internet ever, and it made my job a living hell. And the internet company, Eric, was the absolute worst they wouldn't help in any way and they they kind of it got worse every year and then other companies didn't help either

So moving here to a place with fucking the fastest internet ever is really nice and I made my life way easier internet is like a way of life here You know it's funny you say that but America actually is one of the slowest fucking internet gonna not to our Not in the main cities Ireland's maybe like national but internationally is this is like two years ago maybe like in the smaller parts of the country but like in the big cities it's pretty fast. Mine at home is 300 megabits per second. Yeah, that's what we got here. It's fucking great.

Even in Philly, especially like here, they were saying like it doesn't matter how awesome some of these like services are. They're still using like old wiring and shit. Yeah. So it's like you know what I mean? That's part of it. Yeah.

Their infrastructure's newer. We'll get, we're actually getting there. Every day in the city in New York, they're like drilling for new. I just saw, I was walking and I saw it was funny because you know how fiber optic cables like shoot the red light out?

Yeah. I saw a bunch of those cables that were putting them in. They're, it's like, It's happening, just slowly. Got it. Next 20 years, I'm sure everything will be fast-ass fiber optics. All that let's play shit will be coming out even faster.

Brett Bobinski asked. Nice fake name. What would your porn star name be? Oreo O's Man. I would be Poopy Dick Parker. Pooey Dick Parker, next question? You just got to, that's how we ended that? Zach, what's your porn name?

That's what I would be, dude. Poopi Dick. Oreo O's Man, too? I call you a, uh, uh, uh, Zach Cooper 360. We, weed, fucker 29, 69, 420. There you go. Poopie Dick Parker making collab, hot weed. The numbers are really exaggerated 420.

I already have a foreign star name, so. Pooby Dick Parker, make a collaboration with weed dick fucker. Uh, uh, uh, the pool of the nilla gorilla. Nilla gorilla. Weed dick fucker. The hottest reptilian portal ever. Gray aliens of reptilian porn. You can be hardcore.

Stop. You're making me stuff. You know, like the... You know, like, old ladies with, like, the, the eyeglasses way too big that are talking about all the gray aliens, all the gray aliens, all the gray alien husbands they have? Cool, you ever walk in the pops and he's rubbing his pussy? All right, next question. Here's actually kind of a serious one.

I don't want to bring the mood down. Noah Forkish asks, I'm actually one of this myself sometimes. Why does Zach always wear sunglasses in doors? There are three reasons. One, severe brain cancer. Number two, cruelness, number three, mostly the brain cancer. Next question.

All right. Why does Nicco always wear a cap? Because I'm bald. Yeah. The River Hollock asks, What are your favorite movie soundtracks? The Robo Cup.

No, no. That's not funny. That's favorite movie. Honestly. Honestly, it's just Star Wars. It wins. It has to. Star Wars is the best soundtrack of any movie of all time. What about you, Chris? Back to the Future.

That's a good one, though. It really is good. Yeah, I guess this is my answer too. I'll just go with that. I was good. Just go back to the future. What are you, Corey? I really like listening to it, though. You're one of the most musical of us. Actually, no. I'm going to say ants with Woody Allen.

Um... Fuck you. No, ants is fantastic. That's a good question. Ants is fantastic. I'm just an ant. It's a really, I just sang the song. It's good.

Dan, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I was just so, like, enamored by the fact that it was such a rip-off of Bugs' life that it was hard for me. No, no. Wrong, dude. Well, I was off- I was, like, seven. Yeah. You were, like, 17, so maybe you saw it more than that.

Wow. Thanks for that. John fucking pointing out. All right, cut it. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Everyone knows I'm... Is that a secret?

You're not that all your... It's not a old. I will say that one of my, I think one of my favorite initially, and I don't think it's fair, because I don't think it's one of the best. But it was one of Thomas Newman's first breakout, like, major films, and it was Shawshank Redemption. Yeah, that's a good sense. But, yeah, that cello, when they did that helicopter shot over the prison, the... Yeah, it's really, it's really eerie, it's cool. The first time, I mean, you gotta remember, the first time I fucking heard that, it was just fucking...

Yeah. Can I change my genre to not... movies but games. Because I've never talked about my favorite game. Fine. What's your favorite game soundtrack? Is Rocket Night Adventures. You mean the game where you're on a little fucking... You're a rocket. Oh, you mean the Genesis game with the... Yeah, yeah. With the guy, he has like a rocket packer. Dude, that soundtrack is fucking unbelievable. Chris, who do the cast, who did the subject for Castaway? Oh. Castaway has a really good setter. I think it sounds like that song as well.

What else did he do? I used to, also, also back to the future. Oh, that was more. Anyway, did he really get back to the future? When I was little, my favorites... I think it was Alan Silvestri. And he did Forrest Gump, and he did most of Roberts and Mex's... Actually, you know what has a really good soundtrack? The South Park movie, bigger, longer, and underground. Oh, my God.

That is one of the best soundtracks ever. But that's not quite this... I think the questions asking. Yeah, like, oh, I would say Southport, I watched you a recent week ago. It's an amazing musical. I forgot how good it was. It's one of the best movies of all time.

I would say it's one of the best comedies of all time, and one of the best animated's all time. So speaking, because it has it all. It has the comedy. It has the feels. It has the... I remember it was really good because I had to do it like YouTube, but I watched it and forget how great it was. It's amazing. It's amazing.

It's 10 of 10 years older because I was old enough to be in the theaters when that movie came out and we couldn't get any seats but the first fucking row and when the Uncle Farker song came on. Literally, myself and a few others. Not ironically, not in any other way, we were on the floor. just, because we've never seen anything like that on the big screen. The way it is, like, the movie's totally clean until that part. Yes. It just all comes out at that part.

And just like the scene with, yeah, the Canadian, like the police officer in the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doing, yeah. I mean, I started doing the fart, like, I listen to the commentary. It was really funny. They mentioned the fact that they wanted a time it to where people in the movie were leaving the theater. The same people in real up were leaving the theater with their kids. So at the part of Uncle Fucker starts happening,

in the movie the people certainly leaving the theater and they went to the time it's so people in the real theaters were certainly leaving too. I think it's the most money. Dude, dude, dude, let me just say, I was like, I don't remember when that came out. Ninety-99? Yeah, nine. Seven? No, no, it was nine. Anyways, I was right that age, 10, when that shit was out on DVD and stuff.

And that's when, like, I'd heard about it, obviously, and we'd heard it had the record fucks in any movie ever. Right, 200, whatever. So you were the kids in that. I was, I was... Dude, a magical time. A magical, perfect moment in history. I was 10 years old. I rented it. I had my I tricked my aunt into renting it for me

I said it's just a cartoon because my uncle wouldn't let me do it. And he's look at the cover and they're like, oh yeah. I got it. I watched it fucking like 10 times in a row. My uncle found it and I rented and he said, I'm taking you home to your parents and I cried. And I cried. And he felt bad. He's like, okay, we're not going to take you back. All right, I get it, I get it. That movie changed my life. Do they see the movie and fucking understand why you like it? Oh, it was so perfect for so many audiences too.

I think they didn't understand. The high schoolers could not have imagined a moment. movie like that would exist. Kids, that was exactly what it was like a, you know, a reflection towards adults who could kind of see both sides, but it was just such a it's seriously perfect from

every angle. The musical, the writing, the voice acting, the humor, the dramatic, it just hits every angle, the satire. It's hard to look at it now. I know it's going to sound really weird, but if we're being like, okay, so that's like musical, like movies, but if we're talking favorite movies growing up, one of my favorite soundtracks of also all

time was Homeward Bound. Does anyone remember that? I remember it, but I used to watch it all the time. I love the soundtrack. I fucking word that the dog and the cat were lost and going home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The two dogs and the cat. The fucking movie is talking animals is always weird. What about Airboy? What about that movie? I hated Airbus. What about Space Jules? I hated this.

What about space jam? Michael Jordan was the best. What about eight on a skateboard? What's that called? What? What? What's that called? What? It's a monkey on a skateboard where it gets, it's, it doesn't see? Doesn't check in. No, no, no, it wasn't what Jason Alexander was like this monkey screaming a skateboard. Like, do it want to do a brick wall. It was horrible. It was a snuff video in real life. It was a snuff film. It was... It was... It just explodes. It was horrible. What is it over? It was a whole video of a guy breathing heavily throwing monkeys to the fucking walls. This guy is strapped a monkey's feet to his skateboard. It's a P-O-B.

He put a fucking metal rod strapped it to it so it stood upright and fucking ran it into a wall. Haring into his spine. It's a snuffable guy breathing heavily. He takes a rock and the monkey's screaming. And he's just beating it and his brain. to pull her out and the monkey bellows out louder for your help. Monkeys, please help your friend. The man laughs. He chuckles. Horrible. Humanity's real fucked up, John. It's the middle of that story.

Yeah, but that wasn't one of my favorite soundtrack, Zach. That soundtrack. It had the guy tapping his fingers and screaming. So yes, that's your favorite song. Here's a quick serious one. Here's a quick serious one from Joe Tango. Question for Corey Jeff Chris or anyone who wants to answer. Where should someone go to learn about making games?

What the fuck are they asking me for? I don't know why. The best way... Matthew Matosis. Yeah, Matthew Matosis. Why, who's that? He's a guy who knows a shit about games. Does he do, like, YouTube videos?

Yeah, he reviews. He does. He does. He does a fucking genius. Anything Blizzard did in the last 10 years. Oh, yeah, play good games. Don't do that. Yeah, yeah.

You know what you should do? And you're good to go. Play games you like, play games you want to make. Yeah. Play. I don't know if anybody agrees with that. He just talks for like three hours and he doesn't make any stupid jokes and he just talks to He breaks games down. He fucking did like all the Mario games and he was like one hour video of him like review his autism medication from the cabinet

He was like this is the medication I take to listen my autism you do not shit on fucking Matthew mitosis I would have been doing his biv and shitting his biv doing his biv doing his biv doing his biv's on his shit Cory I don't you a fuck Uh, Von Noah Gala, my silver Impala asks, Which TV series do you wish was destroyed before it got the chance to gain its popularity? Bricklebert? That's not really popular though. Yeah, no, popularity. Oh.

Because you can say the same thing about that fucking bill. What comedian did that, um, the, the, the terrorist? Ahmed, the terrorist. Jeff Dunham, yeah. That thing didn't even see the light of day. didn't they cancel that other fucking Seth MacFarlane show? Yeah, Border Town?

Yeah, it never even said. Yeah, it was canceled? Yeah, never. They released the trailer and they saw the feedback and they never released it. It did another show, but it got canceled apparently, I'll look into it, but hopefully

it's right. Dude, it should have aired eight months ago. No, they erased. No, apparently they erased its existence on the site. There is no mention of it anymore at all. You cannot even Google.

It's only on YouTube. Except for, like, people talking about it. Oh, I saw that the really racist one? Yeah, like they're on, they're the Mexican border or whatever. You're fucking Mexican. Yeah, right. It's funny. Who's Mexifourne?

Yeah, Mexico. It's gone completely? Apparently so. Wait, so, so just if I can, if I could go back to the question, is this asking a show that has, that I've always hated? Do you wish it was destroyed? That is a past tense with me. Oh, easily. I fucking hated 12 ounce mouths.

So I'm assuming it's already become popular. It was popular. People somehow wanted it. 12 ounce mouse was never popular. I mean like you wanted not to be. Wait, can you say like annoying orange? Cause that's like a YouTube series that then I never watched this series was that really really popularly You can say annoying orange well, what's the question? What we did TV series TV series do you wish was destroyed yet a chance to gain popularity? Hmm, it's really hard to say because it's like you really have to hate a show. I don't know my super sweet 16. I don't know that really hate any shows. Yeah.

Let me think. You wish it wasn't made. Like it's on TV and you're like, how to this is it? There are things I felt like, by the way. Can I just say? How about Cayu? That fucking sucks. Can I? Can I remember that?

Kaiu was fucking a waste of time. Can I point out if you have Hulu, please go to the original series section and look at the, look at Mother Up. Mother Up is the best shit. Forget about it. Forget about it. And what's the other one. There's the other one. The Awesome's.

The Awesome. Just a side note. Oh, awesoms. Cut. Yeah, that fucking drop that in a new. Hulu original animated programs are a waste of time. Take note, Hulu, you fucking suck. Seriously, no, I mean, watch those three.

Dude, forget about it. Mother Up honestly makes me sick. It shows you how to not write a show, and is that bad. Mother Up is like the worst show I've ever seen air ever. Is that the one with like the bitch mom that, like, has kids? And every character is off modeling looks different all the time. It's basically about a mom who's like too good for a kid. She's just like, here, um, order, order food.

Just put it on my card. I mean, it's like a cunt. Doug should have been deleted before it on TV. Doug? You know, I don't like Doug? either. You're not like Doug? Oh, Patty Maynays, you're fucking...

Oh, Patty Maynays, you're fucking... Hey, maybe, you know what? I feel like it's too hateful to say Doug, but, like, if I had to pick one, I didn't like Doug, I didn't like Doug, I used to want it to be over. See, you guys say Doug, but I go back even further. I think there are shows that were out of our time frame

because I look at the original Peanut series and I think that was track. Fuck you, penis is great. Yeah, see, it is great. I grew up for that. You make the... Make the peanuts? That's right.

What are you fucking Hitler? Leave it. Hey, who's his charm? Leave it to Beaver fucking suck. The fucking peanuts this guy? Don't fucking...

You know why I hate Christmas special? Leave it to Beaver. It was fucking terrible. I hate kids and your retro shows so you can put your fedoras on backwards next time. That's the wrong news. You know what?

Leave it to Beaver. All these movies. All these shows nobody fucking watching this is fun of all of them. Hold on. We had all sorts of fun cartoons. We had fucking robots changing into shit. You're talking with the fucking 60s.

How dare you? Hold on, you might have had a difference. The cartoon show Garfield sucked. I like Garfield and Friends or whatever the show was. That wasn't it. The bad one. The original one. There was another one.

Are you telling me you sat around and watched the The Peanuts Halloween special? And you were like, oh, this is the stuff. I watched the good pumpkin every year I watched. You know what? You probably got fucking halls and toothpicks for. Halloween too. You got tasty fucking

mothballs in your fucking Christmas You got a rock just like Charlie Brown so fuck you You would like you like you look like the stinky looking kid You're the fucking Charlie Brown motherfucker Yeah His hand was ruined You're the fucking bagger who slouches like a Cripkeeper You fucking flakeet and you fucking smell

He got zero pussy He got zero pussy He would have got He would have got He would have got Julianette Bally and Bessie and bitch He left the football before it gets it.

Yeah that bitch Wanted his dick 90% of the time. She was like, when are you going to fuck this little girl pussy? And he was like, in-interested. Yeah, Julia Roberts is an all right actress, but she's not the best. Fuck. And while we're at a third trimester abortion, come on. Fuck Tweedy Bird and fuck!

All right, guys. Sweetie Bird's cool. Sweetie Bird's a bitch. So Festi Bird is a girl or a guy. Fuck Tweety Bird. No, say. Guy, Guy, Guy, guy, guy. Guy.

Guy. Can I say please? Can I please just plead with the audience please I'm just asking would you come on Tweetybird's face because the answer for me is absolutely I'd come on Tweetybird's feet I'd come to a fucking bird's seat I would I would literally I would take it I would swing his fucking miniature like wormneck in and I Punch his face until there was nothing left but a fucking blittering pull Cory you tell me I would beat him down I it would be Sylvester. That's what would fucking be after I was done with him Wait, uh...

You tell me you would look to the bird the big, those big eyes and hers and color her his baby blue You bet I tied up if um What what the fun Would the bird would be like a really hard mess to clean up I feel it's sure too If you killed it or if you smacked it on the head with the hammer and blood went like What tweedybird is very vengeful Chris what if you took Tweedy bird and stuck him into a fucking microwave It would fucking explode and it would condense the mess No, speaking of Tweedy Bird in a microwave earwig asks

A wizard turns you all into girls Girls, who's the hottest? I think maybe Chris. Me for sure. If Zach was a really slutty bitch, maybe. Oh, I would totally be a whore if I had the boy. I'd fuck you. I'd fucking, yeah. I would absolutely be a slut. But we're talking about as a girl.

I would have, I would have a hot body and would have dicks in me at all times. Whoa. That's you right now, Corey. We just all agree, Jeff. But I don't have a body, so it's why I don't. You don't have a body. If Jeff was a girl, he'd have the biggest lips. I have one.

He had one. It's so clinical of you. You have the biggest lips. and the biggest tits. You have the nicest eyes. Me? Pretty a smile. Jeff?

Yeah. Jeff does have a very nice eye stare. Duh, yeah. If he looked at you, well... Okay, guys, okay, we're gonna move on. He's gonna get mad. Yeah, he's gonna hear this and fucking punch somebody. Here you go.

Here we go, with the last question, because this very well may be something that you guys have to think about tonight. All right? Are you ready? From Adrian. To everyone. What's your favorite drink?

It's pretty simple. Long Island iced tea. Long Island iced tea. Um, whiskey guy, it doesn't matter what's other whiskey. Just any kind of whiskey is my... There was a whiskey bar that I'll talk to you about it later in San Diego. I like to hear about it. It was...

San Diego has... Fucking phenomenal. San Diego has a great downtown district. Dude! Here's the thing, because I'm... Fuck L.A., San Diego's got food and drink. Yeah, that's right. That's on the mark there.

Because I grew up in that area and it didn't used to be like that, but it has really blown up in the last 10 years. Microbrewery's and a whole bunch of other shit really brought... The gas lamp district kicks ass. ass. Dude, it's intense. It's intense. San Diego is like what LA wishes it was. I think they have the, like the, the, it's just condensed enough that they can.

And enough money there. There's enough money there and enough affluence and enough. Well, it's also just like a city that can, uh, fit. It's, well, well, the city, you know, its population is not overgrown it. Right. It's just a, it works. Yeah. It has the accommodations to be a city.

And it's right next to the ocean. It's beautiful. I like, um, I like Shirley temples. I know. I know you do. They're really good. You, you love Shirley Toff. What about you, Zach?

Well, like I said, you said you got whiskeys. What about you, bitch? Um, man, my favorite drink. And you know, I'm gonna, to be perfectly honest, it's probably a penis. Cuck, I love to drink just Cups, oh penis. Cupple penis is my favorite lunch. Occasional midnight snack. Oh,

Olock. You like coffee? I would say, I don't know. The devil hot. See the camera. I wish that was the thumbnail. You were every episode. Oh! Guys, let's all do that unit-in- right now.

You guys, ready? Let's call it sound. Oh! Guys, I think this place is ho-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-d. That's just spook you. John, sing a sound. John, John. See a sound, John.

What? See a sound. Your best Middle Eastern voice. Fatherland, father-land, show us a sign. Your children. have waited to be The morning will come when the world is mine tomorrow