SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E10 - [One Dillion Clones]

Episode Date: January 23, 2016

Chris returns from Ireland to discuss Star Wars spoilers and the nature and consequence of unchecked cloning. Cory spills the beans on how he really feels about dad-jokes about skeletons. Niall describes the perfect child. And Jeff has a 4-way conversation with himself, ending in a carnal affair with one of the members of SleepyCabin. Join us. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) JohnnyUtah (www.johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Jakub Z - Main Edit Ricepirate - Final pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Jace Baker Denis DeLong . Liam Staley. Skooks Sonny Canchola . Susparty . Paul Raymond Lucas Boucher . ubernoobinator . Travis Wager Windmill Punches . Corbin Record . Dean Borris Andrew Dore . Elecktricd00m . Bill Zhuang Dani Rucker . Dazzanator . Conner St. John Phillip Tafoya . Richard Hunt . Hudson Heitmeier Sam Child . Yuval Birenzweig . Prosecutor Jeff Thomas King . Chaney Rockwell . Jacob Arends Andreas Tautra Sylte . Steven LeBlanc . James Vilhelmsen Darren Moyer . Jesse Gomez . Father Ocrifha +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

Jeff, let's do a gag rate. We're halfway through this podcast. You take off your pants and start bouncing up and down on my cock, your asshole. Wait, shut up. Are you recording this? Cold? We recorded?

That could be the cold opener right there. Is it recording? Yeah. There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Very deep in that forest.

tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight lies a quaint little cabin and in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys. He's just bunch bullshit. Welcome to Sleepycast. I'm doing this because Chris had 15 tries and he failed them all. So welcome to Sleepycast. I'm Jeff. Now it's your turn.

Hey, welcome to Sleepycast. I'm Chris. I already did that. Welcome to Sleepycast. I'm Corey. Guys, just say your goddamn name. Let's get into some topics. All right.

All right. The introductions are out of the way, man. Let's delve right in. I seriously think it's been like, it feels like it's been almost a month since the last time we've actually... That's because it was literally... No, since the last time we've actually done,

like you and me. Listen, fellows, there's a hot new topic in town. It's the hottest, the hottest topic amongst moms in the country, the lotto. Oh, the lottery. Oh, yeah, the Powerball. Have you paid it? I heard about that today. I played it. I bought a ticket for it.

What's the point? Because it's $1.5 billion and my mom asked me to play it. Every time I hear, like, I'm going to win the lottery. You know what I think? I think there's less of 1% chance you're going to Dude, way less than 1%. You know what I think? I think there's a fucking 0.2% chance

Way less than that! There's a one in like 800 million. Yeah, but what I was thinking was I was thinking what's more likely to happen than win the lottery? I was discussing this with Lexi, like what's more common? It's more likely to get like eaten by a shark while it's struck by lightning. Wagon is not getting shot by lightning.

But we said getting attacked like twice by a shark. Because sharks don't attack you. You know like this thing that sharks are like built up like they're, this big scary monster but they're scared of you you're fucking flilling around the water ain't coming near you listen listen to this i was i was i played the lotto today because my mom was like come when you buy me a ticket so i bought because she lives in ireland so i was i bought a ticket put the queue in wawa to get a lotto ticket was fucking i know out the door i felt like a fucking idiot why why all these normal people walking in are like what's the point of the

lot of yeah but if you won you'd feel pretty good if i want i eat my words do you get any consolation prizes like a hat or something no my dad uh he was playing the lottery in ireland like a a week ago and he was one number off but he got instead of getting a hundred and eighty thousand dollars he got a hundred and eighty do really yeah yeah you know the specific rules with the power ball because there's the no six normal numbers and then there's the power yeah apparently they added a thing where the power ball like they just they made it sorry they made it one extra number uh higher so like just say the cap was like 70 they made it 71 which lowers the odds by like 200 000 just by doing that one thing my math is completely off there but you know what's the one we used here i never brought a lot or two

I don't know how it works. I mean, either. But it's like everyone does it. It's just like, it just feels like a waste. It's like sticking money into a fucking shredder. Yeah, but for that one guy, though. Yeah, but that's like that guy who goes in a casino, he's like, I have that 1% chance of winning all the money in this casino.

See, Desmond people always play. But now it's crossed into normal people land. Now normal people are playing. How much is it? How much does it cost? I guess to be the real kid. It's only, I think, a dollar or a ticket or something. If it's a dollar, I don't really see a problem with that.

But if people are, like, forking over, like, five bucks. I think there's good. Oh, there's people playing way more than that. Yeah, usually, like, our old office was beside a kind of a lotto ticket store, but, like, it was also a convenience store, but they were, like, mad into the lotto. And fucking, always it would be, like, crackheads coming in with, like, cats on them and stuff, playing the lot. Wait, was there 800,000 tickets? Is that what...

No, no, it's not about the tickets. It's about the odds. The amount of tickets doesn't matter. How do they make a profit? Because people go in spending like three bucks... All the money they spend on the tickets goes into the pool, basically. It's like the system. Like, you know, when you go into a casino, they know, like, if they give you winning,

once in a while. It's the best scam ever. It's like, you're going to give me $3 billion and then the prize will be $1.5 million. What would happen, though, if you were like, okay, I'm going to give you like a billion dollars, but then one person buys a ticket? How does this work exactly? Is this like country? No, no, we sound like idiot. They're ill-informed. I am

absolutely ignorant. I don't know if it's the continental United States or if the other, I don't know if Alaska and Hawaii or it. So it's like all of the United States. You guys know how if somebody wins, they have two options. They can have it paid out all of it, taxes excluded over 20 years or they can take like half immediately. I would take half and give it to

the fucking. Most people are impatient. I mean like there's probably some crazies out there who are like give me all that money. I want to buy like 14. I mean the 1.5 billion if that if somebody wins one person wins that it's already going to get cut down to like 900 million after taxes. And then if they decide to take that after the cut that's like half that so they might be good a mere $450 million. Yeah. but the lottery kind of goes against human evolution I think what do you say that because if you got a billion billion dollars yeah you'd be like dillion if you got a dillion dollars whoa not just one billion billion billion if you got a squillion dillion twillion dollars you'd be instantly like I'm I'm bored I'm gonna kill myself

I've got nothing left to do all I can do is just have people hate me for not getting the money that I have you can be creative with all over time people are gonna scam me people are gonna try and be my friend people are gonna be fake with me no Nobody's treating me the same anymore because I've got all this money That's like to poor notch on his fucking Twitter. He's like having a mental breakdown of it. He has too much money and he's not happy at all This is what I don't understand is the same thing he's sitting on his computer all there You know what not she needs to do is like the same thing notch needs to make a giant fucking building and put minecraft inside of it so kids can be on minecraft He sold it. He sold it. Well he can it could be called block zone or something

Shit I have a block zone Get let people wear their fucking What people wear their like fucking stupid square masks and go and I'm my favorite. Black Zone's my favorite. Imagine you just made Block Zone? You make so much funny. Sounds too real.

Black Zone is a perfect name. It sounds like that other game. Roblox. Yeah, that other game. Shut up. You love fucking Ethan plays or whatever. I love fucking Doche Presents Roelux. So funny. Was it Sonic EXE and Roblox? It's everything Children's Learned. Anyways.

Behavioral trade. Wait. One more question for Corey. Let's say you win the lottery. A billion and a half dollars. Let's say you get it all. like you have one week to spend it. What would you do? I would do what they can in blank check did. So your name is Mac and Cock?

I'd buy, yeah. What did he do? I'd buy a buggalo and have a bunch of stupid kid toys I can't play with because I'm too big. They're like dated fucking CGI games that don't work. And that Corey with unlimited money, man, that's unlimited possibility. I buy like stupid lamps that are just like these spike things that's been around that have nothing. They cost 14,000 dollars. Wait, you live in like fucking saws like mansion.

Accidentally would be like, fucking saw five. It scares me how fast blank chat came out of the aisle. It scares me how fast blank chat came out of that. I'd fucking movie. Good answer. What would you do? I don't know.

I'd panic. I would, you know, honestly, it's like, what if I had your mentality, Chris? Like, you're like, what if you win? I go in there, do it and I fucking win? And all these, like, wide-eyed people are looking at me, and I got the golden ticket. What about when I walk outside and someone fucking jumps?

Exactly. You're the target of everybody's fucking... Well, I don't think you're going to walk outside with $1.8 million in your parking. About winning in Pennsylvania, I believe, is you can be anonymous. Some states announce you to like the wolves who you are But Pennsylvania I believe lets you keep your name and I would be the most an anonymous fellow won the power ball Yeah, it's like some guy who doesn't buy one like you know a picture it's just like anonymous this people are just gonna be like why are you lying to the public who won it I'm like I want to tell you I want to be names Chris would you get suspicious if I suddenly like I'm blowing a Ranger over Ferrari deluxe today

I would not put a pass to you because I would suspect that you stole it what what I'm kidding. You show up in a bright green raindover. You're like slapping it. Take it this battle. I'd be like, yeah, what did you do, Nile? You did not. You did not earn.

Yeah, you did not earn this. I sold my kidneys. Like, where are the bodies, Nile? You just pulls in a nice car. You're like, where are the children's bodies now? How would that make me money? And anyway, like, why am I doing selling children's bodies? I'm at that murder?

The fucking rapist? And he sued. Corey. If I won the lottery, you know what I would do? I would buy each of us a skyscraper and I would invest all the rest of the money into putting four wheels at the bottom of each one and I would make us all drive into each other like big robot You'd make like Trump tower just one big building I'd make like Trump tower just one inch bigger I'd have a Jeff tower a Chris tower a Nile tower and a core tower and make us all go into the middle of the desert And pressure for you'd have a recreation Put a part of a little tricycle wheels

We're doing like judge Jed where we have a block war we just saw me shoot guns on down almost ads of every building. The triangle fucking building war. Like fucking these things like on like... It'd be like Matt Rochman on top of a building where we have her big stone heads on top. You would tell some of this. They'd be like, hey, you got $3.4 million. What are you going to spend it on?

Buildings with wheels underneath them. And we're going to fucking derby in the desert. It'd be like, give us back our money. You know what they do, they'd build them. Then they'd end up being like the thing that moves the shuttle around and just going to move like half a meter, like an hour. You're like, this sucks No, I would invest more money Into putting rockets on the back of the middle

Thank you, I was about to say I would invest more money Into carving the desert into a big Bayblade tournament thing Yeah, but what about the fact that we're driving on sand You fucking idiot We'd have fucking big ass wheels It doesn't matter Okay, I guess And I have spikes in the wheels

That's the only question I had, thank you If terrorists come out with their swords Yeah, what if they slash our tires What's they gonna do? If we can run up to a 58 million thousand foot tall tires You start trying to hop you? You know what the best part of this conversation is? What?

If somebody was reading a transcript, they would know, without the names attached, they would know who was in the podcast. Sorry. Boy, you'd buy, like, just loads of Legos. Oh, yeah, it's Cory, Chris Nile. I probably would just for the hell of it. What would you do? Just buy Legos, just spend it all in my own. I think the only thing I ever did in my life that I've done a few times is those scratch cards.

Yeah. Because I like the idea of doing scratch cards and winning stuff, then just having a ticket. I always get those. And even if I win, I just throw them out anyways. Yeah. Like five dollars and I'm like a dollar and I love it. My mom sent me like a package for Christmas with an Irish scratch card on and I won four euros is the most used I'd have to spend like twenty dollars to get it back to Ireland to get my four dollars back. Yeah but it's the thrill

It's the thrill of scratching and sniffing that that's what happened me and Zach there was a powerball that was big a few months ago Me and Zach split it we bought two tickets and we were going to split the power ball was like football or so We're going to split the winnings each but Zach was in charge of the tickets and we were both talking about it and then like we both like lost trust of each other they were like no what would you tell me it's like yeah I trust you it's like yeah I trust you too we're both like you guys are untrustworthy pieces of shit no we were we were it was just when there was that much money on the if I won a 50 billion million dollar I'd give it all the charity crazy I'm god I wouldn't do that either I won't 5 billion I would actually pay my rent you know that I'm nice

yeah I probably do like you know make a wish foundation and make put videos on my YouTube of me with the kid if I won like if I won that amount of money I'd get it in stacks yeah and then I'd trap children inside of it like a maze If you were a make-a-wish kid, what would you wish for? I wish not to die, have cancer. They can't do that. That's on the rule, Regiment. Can you imagine, you bet some, you think some kids have actually asked for that?

If some kids dying of cancer or something, he's like, what would you like? Yeah, but then the people, they explain, they're like, look, it's Dragon Ball rules. We can only wish for shit that's not out of our power to grant it. It's like, we only have six to the seven Dragon Ball. Oh, yeah. If I was a kid, I'd be so stupid. My parents told me to guitar lessons once, and they were like, uh, like when I was at five, I went into the laughing at any of this I went into the guy and the guy was like what do you want to learn on guitar and I was like

He needs to be a ninja toy to his team song and the guy was like no come on what do you want to learn that fucking I don't know boy zone was a band in Ireland no I want to learn power away Boysone and they kicked me out and I can't play guitar What kind of name is boy zone oh is it sounds like a little boys but hole they're ripping off my fucking name No it wasn't boy zone was like an Irish band yeah an Irish boy band that was big for a while in Ireland Which is funny though because I got an Uber once and this big fat black guy and was listening to boys on like this obscure well it was obscure in America Irish boy band he's like I love this fucking band I got I got a fuck the movie story to tell I need to tell my Uber story when I was

come back from the airport from Christmas I went to the city and I got picked up by a gentleman who for the first 30 minutes seemed to be it like a normal guy he looked like a mix between out of Hitler and Joseph Ritzel well he's a normal guy yeah yeah friendly so he's like 65 years old and he's really skinny and small but he's like this old man with a big black mustache but anyway um halfway during the conversation he's like so So, where do you think all the languages came from? I was just like, I don't know. I guess maybe they all started at one place and got different,

like as time went on and spread across the world. He was like, no, no, no. I'll tell you what happened. And I was like, yeah, and I was like, what the fuck? And then he was like, have you ever heard about the Tower of Babel? And it was like, oh no. He started getting really creepy. He was telling me all this shit.

Like, he told me the Tower of Babel, and then he told me that, on Noah's Ark they had dinosaurs too but they were the only ones that died because their nostrils were too small for air Makes some he was telling and he was like I've studied this creature in the world's fucking dinosaurs were sitting with the the sheep's and He was like and the people killed them because people were afraid of dinosaurs I wanted to be like what about lions Yeah, what about lions bears and tiger? He was like he was saying all this and he told me that I was like lost and I was just like What you mean? He's like you're lost you don't you don't believe in Christ and then he was just like So what do you do? I was like cartoons and he was like what are they called and I was like

like Leon Satan and then he was just like oh and then he's just like I'm gonna look that up and I was like you're not gonna like What is what kind of maniac like he's got the answer in his head and he knows if you don't say the right word he's gonna get angry at you He was being asked you these questions he was saying really scary shit like the one thing he said that like made me actually kind of get scared was when he was like By the end of this trip you will know the meaning of Christ and I was just like what the He said that? Yeah I was like what the fuck does that mean like I thought he was gonna like drive me out rated him low I did not even rate him because I was afraid that if I did, he'd know my address to come back and kill me in the name of Christ. I think we talked about this. We talked about this last podcast, like, pretty much agnostic, but I don't want to get too into it.

But my mom was like, I learned all about Adam and Eve and, like, Paul and stuff and all these guys. People who believe in Noah's Ark, though. That's always how you catch people in a life. I can't even, I can't even say to those people. It's what I tell them. But it's like, what doesn't make sense, what doesn't add up is... Everything. Yeah, but what doesn't add up is in the original, but with Adam and Eve,

They laid with the animals like fucking tigers and leopards and they used they were pets basically And then when they ate the apple they started killing each other because they created sin and that created death famine fucking the seven dead leaves whatever What a nice god that is basically that doesn't make fucking sense in Noah's arc if Adam and Eve was then and then they made Noah's arc the animals will have been ripping each other apart What what sense does that make obviously just a stupid story that was supposed to teach a moral but people take it seriously That's the Bible in town I don't even know it was Charles supposed to teach. People are like, oh, it's a book of morals.

What moral is a fucking Noah's Ark's supposed to teach you? You know what? It's always, it's, don't judge a book by its cover. Always put two animals on the boat. Duh. Animals are cool. I think the moral, no.

I have something interesting where it's like the idea that what is something that can be used, like, when people say like, uh, moral, what's the most common moral you can think of that like, like, people. No, don't judge a book by his cover. Do that. Yeah, do it to others as others would do on to you.

I like that one. I like that one, too. And it's like, those are the most common morals. And it's like, there's like three morals where it's like, don't do it others to you, don't judge a book by its cover. And rape people. No, that's allowed. That should be. There's a number one.

See, these are a lot of religious people, they feel they're born without morals. They learn them from the Bible. And really, it's a lot of it's just biology. Like, not killing each other is just makes sense. So we reproduce more. I mean, it's pretty much wired into our heads to not do things. Yeah, you shouldn't kill people. And the scary thing is these religious people, when they think a non-war,

the latest person has no morals, that just tells you they would not have any more. They're this empty vessel of nothingness inside too. Yeah, that there's some sociopath that there's some sociopath. Yeah. The things, oh, I had to follow this book. Like if they don't have them, they don't have these rules in front of them, they're just going to start killing people. I think some of that might be guilt, too, where they're like, maybe they have done some really fucked up shit in the past.

A lot of them have. And they're super guilty, so that they need something to, like, forgive them. Absolutely. Do you see Steve Harvey's talking about that? There's like a compilation of YouTube of Steve Harvey and he's like he's like, he's like, you saw stupid. Where would their moral barometer come from? And he says moral barometer like 80 times. He's not that one guy fucked up on the on the beauty pageant thing. Hold on the Miss Universe guy. Yeah, the fucking idiot. He's a dope. He's on his wife like 40 times. He's a fucking, he's going to get

his dispenser head. He's got this like, he laughs. It's like his head goes 90 degrees from the yeah, he's like a fucking puppet. I always think he'd have the fucking like doctor laugh from Simpson every time I see him. He does He's a fucking fake laugh He turns to the camera Does a fake laugh Every two seconds

And on his show Family Feudy Like I was watching Um Saturday Night Live For the first time In like 100 years And Keenan Thompson

Played him Because he plays every Like black roll But Black girl Yeah But he's like His character in that

It was so bad It's like It's like you didn't even try Dude He's always like He's always like Smiling when he's like Yeah he's like

Oh He's always doing His Bill Cosby impression It's like There's other impressions dude It's not this fucking and like, you know, turn your fucking mouth to the side and talk like, like, like, like, like, like this.

It's like, it's stupid. It's like, if you've watched him, and it's funny, because if you've seen all that, it's like, deja vu. I feel like I'm watching all that with fucking Keenan Thompson. You know, I always thought about, like, Keenan and Kell, you know, it's like two black dudes from Chicago. They don't even swear. They're just, like, kind of like, what have we got up to now?

Yeah, but every time I see Keenan Thompson on fucking Saturday Night Live, it's just like, there's this, like, ominous character that does not fit in the skit lineup. He just comes in and he's like he feels washed up You see that he do better in Cal? Did you see that Jimmy Fallon skit? Not Jimmy Fallon Jimmy Kimmel? Which one? Where he did the Good Burger? Oh yeah that was terrible.

It was horrible. It was fucking waste of time. It was just like- I hate when he's a cameo in his own thing. I like Jimmy Kimmel but I hate when he's a cameo on his own fucking skits and he just kind of smiles at the camera Fuck you, he's cool. Corey, you watched the entire Star Wars double trilogy. I did. I watched Star Wars.

How much did you not know? How much did you know before going into it? Nothing. Did you know, do you know, Darth Vader was... I knew Darth Vader was the bad guy. Spoilers. Spoilers. He's his... Spoilers. Spoilers. I knew... I knew the bad guy, the emperor guy with the cape dies.

And I knew that he was his father. Okay. That's everything. No, Darth Vader was Luke's father. So don't get confused of the emperor. That's all I knew when I went into Star Wars. And then I saw Star Wars and I'm like, what's all this other shit that's stupid? Oh, ooh, that's controversial.

No, it's absolutely necessary. How did you watch, though? Did you watch from, like, the Phantom Menace onwards, or did you watch from the... I started from the prequels all the way to the end. And it's funny, too, because, like, I'm going to break this down exactly how I see it. I'll give you the run-in. I'll give you my analysis on Star Wars from start to finish. I'll be quick.

I'm not going to stick long because, like... First of all, I can sum up the first two. The first one's terrible. Everyone knows it's terrible. Phantom Manna. There was some good stuff in it. I'm not going to say that. But the good stuff out wasn't in enough.

There's too much, like... Council meetings. Yeah, there's too much meetings. There's too much like the fucking like the Jedi Academy. You didn't find trade embargoes interesting? No, I didn't. I didn't care, man. A taxation of trade route.

And I thought, Wow. Yeah, it's like you're watching Star Wars and you see like, you know, obviously Jar Jar Binks is stupid, but his character's pointless. And it's like his role in it was completely pointless. It's like for the kids, but the kids, you know, the kids were laughing, I guess. They were laughing. I do just want to say that there's a video out there that it states basically that Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord.

Yeah, darned. And it's convincing as fuck. It is, yeah, it's really good. And I believe it. Which would have been better. And I have heard this, and I think it would have been brilliant if that would have happened. George Lucas, like, lost his spine at some point. He just saw the hatred.

Everybody was saying Jarjo was this racist character. Yeah. Misa. Misa. Misa's stuck in poopo shit. Pupil. I never ever put that together. I can't believe I've never even thought of that.

Everybody was saying that. Everybody was saying that. That's true true. I used to love Jarja when I was a really young kid. He had those... He was my favorite character when I was really young. He fit the role of a slave.

He had like those bug eyes and that like snail-like texture on his face. Well, that's a phantom image. What about the next one? The attack of the clones. The slaves have scale-like textures. Okay, all right. Here we go.

All right, I'm going to break it down for you, first of all. I think attack of the clones is absolutely one of the most insulting fucking movies because I saw the Clone War, the animated Clone Wars. I saw the first half. I saw 45 minutes of nothing but action scenes.

and like brilliantly crafted fucking like samurai jack style like fighting and it was fucking genius and it was canon it was canon so it's canon so if you haven't seen it i would recommend it right and then you watch the clone wars which is clones of this stupid asshole which makes no sense fucking jengafet and it's worthless idiot kid that you don't care about at all which i'll get into that in the future about fucking bobo fat's an idiot and i'll get into that all right okay so the third movie i like i like the third movie because Because the third movie to me was kind of like the last piece of the puzzle. I got everything.

It, like, fucking open my eyes. All these, like, dumb mouth-breathing retards that made one and two, I finally got it in three. I was like, oh, thanks for opening the window. The light shined in. It had its moments. I think, I think, part of it had its moments. I really liked three.

There was some stuff I didn't like, but overall I liked three. And then I thought four, it was all right, but it kind of stretched on a little long. It was cheesy and charming, but I was just like. It was an adventure movie, though. It was a little boring. Don't think of it like the, like. Think of it as a stand-alone adventure. It was good, but this is going to sound fucked up,

but I kind of scaled Star Wars based on if I fall asleep enough in the fucking movie. I fell asleep a lot in one and re-watched it. I fell asleep a few times in two. And for the third one, I was awake the whole time. I was like, I was on the edge of my seat. The fourth one, I kind of fell asleep a little bit. But the fifth one, I was on my seat the whole time. I love the fifth one.

The sixth one, I think, is a piece of shit. I think only, like, the last fight with the Emperor was good. And I think the Ewok shit They eat a dick. Man, how many times can I fucking... And let me say something, because this is something that fucking pisses me off.

Everyone blows their load over BobaFet. But, Lexi said, you're going to love Boba Fett in Six. And fucking, he gets his ass handed to him by a fucking Blyne Han Solo. And a fucking

three stooges skit where they use a fucking wood to knock his ass into the side of the ship and it falls into the monster's maw. And I was like, that's fucking Boba Fett? The Sarlack? That's the cool.

dude who sits in the background and that's the fucking good good guy everyone likes this retard who can't even fucking he has terrible perception so in my opinion he just looks cool that's what he has a cool design why he's beef with that movie is how many me and Chris watched the original unedited you know you know what I think of Boba Fett all I could think about is fucking the little kid from Shazam I think that's the mother fucking what he's what he did you know the little kid the little kid it's either him from what's the movie with the kid who goes back, he's like a fucking like baseball player

and he goes to the medieval times. Oh, black, is it, no, oh. I'm trying to remember the Black night or something. Yeah, yeah. It's either him or the fucking kid from Jazam with the curly hair. That's all I thought when I saw Bobafet Jr. Do you like young Anakin? He's like, woohoo!

No. Yippee! No, I fucking, I hated. Are you an angel? I hated him in a jingle all the way. This is pod racing. Yeah, yeah. So his surprised role in the first one was terrible. Man, I feel so bad

I do too. Like it's not his fault at all. George Lucas is a fucking idiot. He ruined that kid's life. You know what? Everyone gives the kid's shit. George Lucas didn't ruin his life. He did fucking ruin his life. He didn't know what was gonna happen. There's some picture of him, like, recently. He's got like a scruffy beard and he just looks drunk. You know what he did? He fucking like, he threw his mom on the ground and kicked her in the ribs. He looks like a sleepy cap. This is not a joke. He threw his mom on the ground, kicked her in the ribs one day. He's like, you ruin my life! And then he got in her car. And he got on a high I speak like chase across like three counties and the speeder bike no it was real he's letting it get to his head too much he could walk away anonymously as fuck no no what are you talking about people of course gonna recognize him he's the most

fucking hated thing in the world probably no yes absolutely yes he's not even Star Wars is the biggest thing ever it's bigger than Hitler and bugs bunny well have you seen Justin Bieber he gets a lot of hate just paper his new album is actually pretty dope actually no I'm just saying George Lucas he showed up had his thinking cap on. He ruined the kid's life. I disagree completely. The reason why they chose him actually is because Leonardo DiCaprio is supposed to play Anakin. He looks just like a young Leonardo DiCaprio, but Leo saw the script and said, nah. So they just got that other one know they're picking his script.

Did you like the new one, Corey? I did, but then I liked it and it was like, I was talking to Chris about this. What I didn't like was everybody talked about was all these, I watched Star Wars. Every day for like a week, I watched Star Wars once a day and then I watched a bunch of sign film but after that I watched Star Wars and for me I was watching it and then I was just like I get it okay you don't need fucking music cues

every time you bring up something Star Wars related I'm not a retard like I can understand when I see an object from an old thing I saw What do you think of the what do you think of like you know the episode one and then all the like the writing comes up at the start you know with the theme song and it tells you what's happening do you find that charming or do you find that just pointless and stupid?

I think it's stupid because I'm dyslexic and I can't read anyways So when the scrolling text is going out, I'm just like... I can never concentrate on that. I always forget what happens, and then I'm like, what? You know... I'm not going to read exposition. Controversial opinion.

I respect the prequels more than I respect the new movie. I love the new movie. Because they're so like... Because at least George Lips is trying something different. Yeah. The new one just felt so calculated. Oh, I thought you meant the, uh, like, you've respect the prequels more than the original. No, I completely agree.

No, I disagree. I disagree. The Force Awakens felt like a bunch of dudes. sat in a room around a table and probably... And they were like, no. They're like, and they jot down a bunch of ideas from the original trilogy and like, this will work, this will work. And it's just this committee written script.

Are you talking about the fourth one? No, the seventh one? The third one. See, I think it felt like a Star Wars movie. Are you talking about the prequels of the new one? The one that's out in theater. I was excited. At the edge of my seat for that fucking movie, I love that movie.

This is what I always saw as, and I talked to chat about it. You see it as like, so Star Wars has a huge shadow they have to fill. It has like huge shoes. and everything and you see, you know, like, why the fuck did Darth Vader wear his mask? Cover up as he has his head. That, and he would fucking die if he was exposed to the outside

air, so he has his fucking breathing apparatus or else he's gonna croak. What fuck does Kylo have a mask? I know you like Kylo? I do, but the thing is, what's funny is you see Kylo as like that fucking, he's just like, I love my grandpa, but he's a little spoiled shit. And it's funny. It's not his grandpa.

Spoilers, by the way, I'm sorry. But it's... No, it is. It is. It is his grandpa. It is. Yeah, it is. It is. It is. The theater is not Kylo's grandpa. It is. It is. Because he's Leah's,

he's Leah's kid. Yeah, Leia and Hons fucked to me, God of Anakin. I mean, Leia and Hawens. But there's something that bothered me about that movie that I thought. Oh, shit. But I thought it was like really,

really stupid. And it pissed me off when they did it. Yeah. And I hope I'm not being too loud on the, I don't want to scream and, like, hurt everyone's ears. But there's like the part where Faye is sitting in the seat

and Kylo's reading her mind or whatever. But what pisses me off... Ray, yeah. What pisses me off is, There's no buildup to the discovery of his face. He just takes off his fucking... This is a spoiler. Corey, we've established this.

He takes off his fucking mask and you see this like fucking Napoleon Dynamite looking motherfucker and he's like, I'm dark and evil. But it's stupid is that part whenever Hans is on the walk thing with Kylo and he takes off his mask, it would have been brilliant

to see Kylo reveal his face to Hans because that would have been like true. Is this name? But they did sort of already blow that story element earlier in the movie. They mentioned he was his son like five times. And you see, it could be interpreted two ways where it's like... He doesn't have anything to worry about. He's like, oh, I don't get...

I'll take off my mask. You know, like, it's whatever. You want to see his struggle whenever she's like, oh, I'm a fucking Jedi too. My beef. Stopping his feet. Yeah, he's like, like, destroying stuff. My beef with Ray was like, like, fucking how fast she learned how to be a master Jedi. It's like, yeah.

Look, it took, like, Luke ages. It took, fucking... He was, like, in that fucking Yoda forest for years, like, learning how to do that shit. She did in a second shit. That's another thing I liked about Star Wars. Actually, uh, it's gonna explain that in the next movie. Is it, though?

I don't fucking know. Who cares? That's the last thing. That's the last thing. I also liked about Star Wars was, it's gonna sound kind of gay, but it gave me a Dragon Ball vibe, dragon ball vibe, like the coming of age,

like, learning how to train to become, like, super strong. And with each generation, they get stronger. It's really weird, but I have kind of like a soft spot for any like animas or stuff that does that because I've always really loved like in Dragon Ball with like Master Roshi when Kremlin and Gohan are learning how to become fighters and they're like you know they're carrying their turtle shells and their milk and they're carrying all this weight to get stronger and I've always loved like that kind of a training style same with like the karate kid the karate kid

I like the original karate kid because of that and I've always had to yeah and this one it was like a sum up of everything in like two seconds you're just like oh did you see uh when you were watching all the original ones. Were you watching the edited versions or the original? Yeah, I was watching the edited ones. Do you remember at the end when, uh, at the end of The Return of the Jedi when they're all in the forest and like it's like doing that kind of nice music? Have you ever seen the original version of that? Oh, the music? Yeah, it's like jungle like weird. It's like, it's like, you have to see the original, you won't believe it.

The music is terrible. No, it's literally like yub-dub, mub, buh-da-b-b-duh. I'm not kidding. Yeah, it's fucking garbage. That's one good edit. It's kinda catchy though. It's really catchy, but it's the worst song ever. It does not suit at all.

That's one good to edit George Lucas. Another good edit he did was in the Phantom Manus, he changed it from the puppet Yoda to its CGI Yoda, which was way better than the puppet Yoda. This is going to sound messed up too, but I think Chubacca's an obnoxious fuck. I hate it here in that asshole. And when fucking Lexi told me that the little Ewak guys

were going to be wookies, my fucking ears started bleeding, thinking about that. She told me that the wookies were originally going to be fucking Chubakas. And if you've seen it, everybody's seen the fucking co-warks. The fucking Christmas.

Ewoks are supposed to be... Wait, Wookie. Chewbaki-I-W-W-E-W-K-E-W-W-E-W-E-W-W-E-W-K-W-W-W-W-W-H-K. And the idea of that makes you want to kill myself because the Ew-EW-EW-E-W-W-W-W-H-W-H-W-KK. Because the EW-EWKew-E-W-E. I like Chewy. I like Chewy. I like Chewy.

I like Chewy. I like Chewy. You know what? Chewy is a charming character. He's funny, and he's like, whenever you see him. do his stuff you can kind of because Han's like hey I'll cop an attitude with me he's like he's like I heard that it's

funny but it's fucking grading man you hear it for like if you were like me who watched fucking Star Wars every other day and like oh god he's this fucking furry asshole coming on to fucking go every mouth and watch it every day it was like I won and then one came out three years later

you know it's fine but it's like funny because everybody loves to do the Chewbacca thing but it is the most grating fucking noise it's not a TV show it's a fucking Once a sentient grizzly bear is a co-pilot You can rip your arms off Yeah, so he's like, have you ever seen it? Have you ever seen a 300 pound fur ball rip someone's arm off? Be careful And it's like, you're wrestling him, dude?

Did you see that the latest scene where Chui's sitting next to Han and Han's looking over? He's like pulling open his hair around his penis He takes his penis hair He has a little course He's like, he's like, or Tubaka It just came right out of his like fucking Yeah, and he's like, and his the first time chewy time saying she's like, hello, and there's penis

talking and starts going like, yeah. I did laugh though, whatever he fucking he was like, gh, and he shot Kylo with the fucking like blow up arrow and fucking... There's some really funny parts like when Kylo Ren starts like smashing up the wall and those two Stormtroopers just turn around and fuck off.

My favorite part is when Kylo Ren starts like shitting comments. Yeah, I can honestly say that I am a fan of Star Wars and I do enjoy the Lord. Wait, after everything you said, you were fun. Yeah, I was ignorant. I watched it and I actually really do enjoy Star Wars. Yeah, you were singing its high praises except for the first three. Also,

when we were at Arons, we watched the sixth one the one I don't like. I don't like that one either. You know, we're watching the the edited versions and, like, the first been coming, I was like, that was a really good movie, wow. And then, like, because I haven't seen them since I was like 16th. We were laughing. They're really funny movies too. And then, you know, episode

five is like, that is really good movie. And then six is just fucking garbage. It's boring. Six just became... Whenever I like Jabba's Palace, I hate anything in the woods. The Jabba that's one movie is in the woods. There's like a silly speeder part where they're like flying off speed bikes and crashing guys can you crash into a goddamn tree. Yeah and it's always the same fucking angle. And the same explosion as well. That's why it was funny. It's fucking scary. Crash into the fucking tree that it's like

a whole green screen and does the same thing. Overall the whole like cliche oh the gold guy is our is our god. C. 3PO is his name is too fucking baby. I like the Jabba bits were really good except for the part where Jabba just like reveals from behind a wall, Oh, just out of nowhere. It's like, hello, I'm right here. I like it. I'll say one more thing about Star Wars. It's funny because my first real experience with actually watching Star Wars was I had a fucking, like, animated, like, animated Ewox Adventure thing movie.

What? That I fucking loved. Because it was a cartoon, so the Ewox talked. They were like, they were like, oh, you talk like this. So they, like, had voices. Yeah, TiVo. It was great, though. It was like if the Ewox talked and stuff and they were like the cartoon, I would have loved it.

That's the Star Wars segment. That's Star Wars. Yeah, right. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Now let's talk all about every other movie that we've ever seen. Starting with... You guys see a hate play.

No. It was good. I liked it. The end. Does it remind you of something like Janeo? Did you jack up? Yeah. It was 70 millimeters.

It's a little different. I mean, it's still... If you like Django, you'd like this. I love Django. I've seen it like 80 times. I like... I was having a discussion with someone. I forget who it was, but we were talking about how, like, as far as, like, Western comedies go,

it seems like some of the worst comedies are from Westerns. It's not even really a comedy. What are you talking about? About a million dyes of ways that is in the West. Yeah. It's funny in points, but it's at no point. I think Blazing Shadows is one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life. I'm talking about, like, when Westerns happen and there's, like, Western comedies,

they're, like, usually, like, pretty not good. I mean, there's probably some that are good. I'm not going to say, like, oh, there's nothing good from it. I can imagine there's a few, but from all the ones I've seen, like nowadays, like when you see like a Western and it's a comedy, you're always like avoid that man, I don't know, dude. Like, after seeing a million ways

of die in the West, I'm terrified to watch a comedy of Western comedy. I don't know any other ones. There's a new one that came out of Adam Sandor one. Oh, the Netflix one? Yeah. Like, they had actual like Navajo people playing the Indians. Yeah, but even then...

Because he was racist. What? They all left because there was a load of racist jokes for them in it, so like, he had to get like stand-ins. For me, when I think of like a Western thing, I'm always thinking of like a raw. like grind house like a raw like grind house like just like really intense just like straight up like killing and just brutality because that's what the West is they're just fucking brutal men who come in and kill and like you know leave and that's what I always think of what a Western situation would be I think historical records state the West wasn't even it wasn't like a slaughter every town was like a slaughterhouse no no but when you think of it it looks it feels better in that sort of time because you have these like dirty men who ride on fucking like horses all day. There are a bunch of good westerns though.

Unforgiven. Unforgiven, the good, the bad, and the ugly. Fistful of dollars. There's movies that are sort of a little holly, I don't know, there's like Tombstone and... True Grits's good. I feel ignorant because it's like, you know, I don't watch... I don't watch enough westerns, but I do like westerns. I just don't know any. And I feel retarded because, you know, I watch like Bucky Larson and nothing good, so it's like... That's not a movie, by the way, that's like a direct phrase. And again, I wouldn't even call the hatefully it really...

I don't even know if I'd call it a Western. It's more... Just the theme. the set of it. It's sort of set right after the Civil War in a way. Oh, really? Cool. The Revenant, the Revenant? The Revenant looked really good too. Is that the only Leo? Yeah. That looked really good. Yeah, I really want to see that too. Apparently a lot of people got sick from watching that movie. Probably because it's fucking gross. He had like all these chafed lips that were like... Wow, realism made people set. Yeah, it was weird. How bizarre. New topic. You ready? Yeah. Okay, Corey, what would you do if you split down the center mitosis? Mm-hmm. And then there was two of you. Two of me. Yeah, just two. I'd be like, hey. I would, does. Neither of you is a clone.

You cut me off for this. Yes. They're both Cori's. They're both just... Neither is a clone. Neither is the real one. You're both the real one. What would you do?

Would you let him hang? First I would go into the bathroom and see what my private parts. Then I would go do work and I'd be like, you do this and then I'll do this. I'll get to tablet set up and we can both cut the work process down. And you like you like... And you like you do. I just get work done faster. We like clap hands and watch the same stuff.

But Corey, then he starts, like, wearing, like, all your clothes, starts, like, using up all your shit by two. What's his, too? Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait. What if he's, like, the clone in this Arnold Schwarzenger movie, the sixth day? We're basically, you're the clone, and he's the original. And he, you know, at first you're getting along. Then he's like, listen, you got to go.

I don't care what you do. Just get out of here. I'm taking my life back. Yeah. Would you kill him and take him? No. I'd be like, because I'd be a coward. I'm afraid of blood, so.

Did you? He wouldn't be able to hurt me, so I could have hurt him. It would be a draw immediately. Come on, you give him a little tug, though. Would you $69? No, you'd give him a little tug. I guarantee you would 69 yourself. Maybe.

Probably. Is there a problem with that? Would you ask him to shave his ass first? I don't know if these are like the important questions that, like, I would be asking him. First of all, I'd be like, I would. I believe, how did this happen? You're me. I'd be like, you're me from the future.

Let's have sex. You're both, you from the now. I'd be like, this is like twisted sisters. This is crazy. Or no, this is like, this is like, this is. like, uh, 17 again. What about is that movie called? Freaky Friday. Freaky Friday! We want to see Lohan. It's just like that. No, it's not. What if it's like this? What are Chris? Chris. Yeah. Let's say you're gonna be multiplicity, right? So you can make a

clone of yourself. Yeah. You make as plenty, you can make as many clones as you want. Right. And you all get along perfectly. Great. But every time I make a clone, the next clone is about 25% stupid than the previous. That's what would happen. How many? The first clone would be a fucking return. How many clones could you could you have before you'd be like, all. You'd be like, all. That's what. That's, I haven't enough. I can't stand. Let me think. Like a multiplicity, like, the fourth Michael Keaton clone,

he was putting pizza slices in his wallet. Oh. He's like, pizza. I love pizza, I mean. He puts it in his wallet. So by, so by four, they're like,

they're like really bad. Multiplicity with Michael Keaton. It's not been funny. I want to see it now. He's like, he's sitting there like, he's licking pizza slices. He's like, I love pizza. He puts it in his fucking wallet.

What's in the car? I would just keep doing it and laughing. I'd just keep making them stupid. They would come out and be like, they'd come out, spitting bubbles, and I'd be like, ha ha. All Corey's clones would be the same, though. It would all just be like, hey, I would lie them up and you'd start singing. Even when he's clones would just be like... Would you be really mad if you're, like, fourth clone was smarter than you?

Yeah. I would kill him. Just go backwards because it'd get all confused. Like, the second one I cloned is just like, he's just like a vegetable who can't talk. And then the third one is just like really smart and suave and his hair's back and everything. Then the fourth one is just like a pile of mush on the ground. I'm just like, you know, mine's fucking unfair, and Chris's is completely working properly. Chris, what would you do if you had an evil genius clone?

Or hit play. So that's going to be like Chris's clone. I like pizza. I like it. I've seen this movie. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I fucking, I love this movie.

I didn't remember what it was called. Oh my God. This movie was brilliant. It's stupid. I remember seeing it. I don't know if I saw it on the... This is gonna sound weird, but I don't remember if I saw it on something like fucking, like, HBO.

I think I saw it on HBO, and I loved it, and I recorded it on the VCR, and I put it on an old, like, Christian movie thing. It's a funny premise. You just keep getting stupider. That's a really good. Why would he keep doing it, though? Because he was trying to make his life easier. At first, like, his wife's, like, clean the house, and he's like,

I don't feel like it. So he makes it... I don't know, he makes it clone. Everything's cool, but then, then he has this dude licking pizza slices in his living room. He's like, this has gone too far That's horrible because then you have to kill it Yeah, well you could, it would be easy You could take the food of his hand And throw it off a clip and he would run after it

Because he has no perception You gotta think of it logically though, right? So, say there's two of you, right? You're like, oh, you can do half my work And I'll play video games I know you, you will get bored You'll be like, I want to work And then he'll be on your sente

You'll be like, get off And then you'll both be scuffling And then you'll both have to get rid of him But he's thinking everything you're thinking At the same time No, there'd be like Corey's working in Burger King, there'd be Corey's sweeping the floor outside, they'd be Corey. I wouldn't be working in Burger King.

There's just be Corrie's everywhere. All the Corrie's to be fighting over the Sinty. Yeah, they would all be, everybody would be fighting over the Sinting. Corey's four Tadie Bagg, it's my turn, I've been waiting. I think you kind of adapt to what, like, what's your surroundings is. So, Corey, once that's something, you'd be like, just go get a job in Burger King. The easiest thing you could do to set all the Corey's off is shut the power off at the main building. They wouldn't know what to do.

It was screaming, and Corey had a job. I'll just like 5 a minute. But he'll be dead inside. And I'll just walk out the door with the only very keys. They all start working on block zone. I didn't know you had a building, Corey. No, the building, this building. This building is.

Shut the power off while I'm working and I'll just shut down. I'll shut down. I'll be like, there's no way. That's terrifying. Like 18 of you, mad at once. I'll scream. Oh!

I don't know. That's interesting. Anyway. Okay, Jeff, what would you do? You got two Jeffs. Two Jeff's staring with their big blowjob, lips at each other. Fluttering their eyelashes. Yeah, Jeff. What would you do?

Jeff, you also, you started this multiply gag. I would tell Jeff two. Tell Jeff two and Jeff three to kidnap you. Okay, wait, let's roll play. I'll be Jeff two and you be Jeff one, okay? I'll be Jeff three. Okay, okay, Corey, you be Jeff four. Hey, Jeff, what about this Corey character? I want you to go, uh, kidnap Chris.

I'm gonna go to go to the body. I want to fuck Chris instead. No, you don't. You don't want to do this. Chris is pretty cool. Hey, Jay, you don't. What? Yes.

One of your, one of our multiplication. I'm gonna go watch to marry a murderer. To marry an axe murderer. Don't fuck each other. You're all me. Listen. I'm gonna go home and watch to marry an axe murderer.

You're not fucking each other. I feel like, I'm already forgot. No, no you're not. The my clone comes in. Corey 14 comes in. He's like, Jeff, while all your clones being gay. Go just, just go enemy with Corey 14. I just forget it.

I'll forget everything else. I don't want to edit a baby. with what a fuck I'm gay I'm gay like the real What if, okay, so what if... Wait a minute, I have the real guy. What if what happened was... Incorrect.

We had all our personalities come out as our clones, so Clone 1 is the original, the harbor of all the personalities, then Clone 2 would be... Clone 2 would be my, like, emo side. Clone 3 would be my, like, narcolectic tired side. Clone 4 would be my drunk side.

Clone 5 would be my, like, sexually perverted side. I'd probably be 2. Oh, God, that one would be... Oh man. Six would be... The cool side. With the sunglasses. Jeff 35 would finally be the nice one.

Yeah, Jeff 30... You come out? It's hard to go over. You know, Jeff... You have Jeff, like, 16 come out, and he's, like, completely, like, ripped and walks out. And he's just, like... He's, like, super nice.

He's just, he's always funny. And then everybody else is like, all right, just kill Jeff 1 through 50 in now. Now, what would your clones do? I mean, all our clones are being productive at work. What's your clone doing? I feel like I'm pretty transparent. I don't...

All of your clones walk around breaking people's shit and pouring gravy on them. Yeah, they're all the same. You'll have clone Nile through 14, they're all the same. Nile, you just have Nile going, hey, hey, hey. Nile one would start a Tinder clone, and then Nile, like, 2 through 800,000 would be using. Yeah, he's like, you swipe right on this, in this phone. You're all swiping the pictures of Niles.

You set up, like, a Nile, like, Tinder. Yeah, they would all meet each other. You'd all be on the couch, you'd be like, all right, we got girls from all over the family. Is that like to find a few of your, Tender? Tinder? I like to be known for more than that. I like this Nile. You like this Nile stinks. I like this Nile's. This is ugly. You have all these Niles pose.

Like you'd be like eating pizza and wine and you have another one where you're like working. So you're just like flat. This Nile looks smelly. See, I don't, I don't have different sides. Like I'm just one big fucking stupid... That's what I'm saying. If you had clones, they would all just be you. They'd be walking around. They'd be the same. They'd be like, but hey, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go to Sury Bay.

Hey, hey, hey, can you sit here, I gotta do some Zy I'd be like, hey, can you take care of the cat? They would all sound like, you're like, no, I want to watch the One Punch Man. You're like, hey, I like, I like that show. They don't sit down. They'll be like, hey, we got to go do some stuff. Just be laughing at the same price. What would my clones, dude?

Oh, God, you definitely have different, you're one of your clones to be all, like, you'd have like a Mosart clone come out. Which would, like, immediately fucking instructing things. And then if you have one really angry clone, it would be like screaming and punching walls. You have this, like, weird, blue man group, but all crissils. Yeah, you'd have one who's just like, hello. Chris. He has like all like the weird ones that make noises like, I'm Chris.

I'm Chris. One that only makes eight noises and he gets really tired. All the rest of them get really tired of him. You have a ape Chris who fucking comes out. He with a big forehead. All the Nautilons will be coming to the Chris clowns going I'm going to Wawa.

Yeah, they're all like Oh. In the 41 I'm like, Chris 45 won't get off Dark Souls and pissing the rest of all off. Chris 46 is a lot. actually the only one good at Dark Souls. Yeah, at that point, you guys are like walking up the stairs,

shoulder to shoulder, trying to go, yeah, I gotta get out of that through it, like, fucking 14. Would it get to a point where you'd be able to just kind of dispose of your own clones? No, that's what I'm saying, you can't. You have to live with them, or you have to somehow get rid of them. But what if, if it was like thousands, could, would you just be able to kill one? Would you be able to kill one nonchalantly? Yeah, but think about it.

If you were doing that, then all your other clones are thinking the same thing. So you would be scared. So you'd have to be like, guys, no killing. I think we could all agree that it would be like, agree that eventually we'd have like the psychopathic one comes out. We all have kind of psychopathic science. It'd be like Justin Royalins fucking like the Cosby. Yeah, I was thinking of.

That's what the multiplicity thing must be based on. No, absolutely. I never knew that. It's brilliant. Even about a thousand clones, I could definitely have them kill each other. I get down to like two or three without... What if you're one of the one? I mean, you don't care.

What if you're the weak one? I would hide. No, but you... Just keep coming. You'd be like, just, whenever the cops interview you, you just say it was you, no matter who it is. You're the killer. If there were an infinite amount of Corrie's, eventually one would write the works of Shakespeare.

You guys are all thinking, though, like... Are you comparing Corey to monkeys on type layers? Currently. See, I'm the equivalent of a rock. I got to grow myself up to become... You guys are talking, like, all the clones are different people. They're all you. They're all thinking the exact same thing you're thinking.

But the thing is, that's the thing. Like, I couldn't hurt myself because I'm the kind of person who can't physically... I don't like punching things unless I'm actually... Do you avoid confrontation? Yes. Then all your clones are going to be stuck in... the same room smelling like shit for the rest of your life. We would be.

We'd have a big water bucket we'd all share and bore it over ourselves. What if you all chipped in to send one of you to Harvard or something or send him to like NASA astronaut training camp? You're like you're gonna be the best glory of all of us. But then I would go there and I would just wanna do work because I feel like I guess I'm gonna get paid for it. I feel like you, I feel like if you're given a task, you do you like you literally become an expert. I don't know, I just feel that.

Only if I was art related. I feel like there was, no, I feel like there's an astronaut core you're just be like, hey, and you'd just be suddenly the best damn astronaut. Actually, I think the best. thing I would have is I'd be like I would honestly just have a cloning but hey Corey too can you do a pose like this so I can like see the movement and do this so I can like do it constantly and you'd be like yeah I can do like do it like do it like do it constantly and you'd be like yeah I'd be like yeah I'd be like yeah I'd be like you right now I can do it's like you're a gang of Corrie's came like I'd have a pose I'd be like pose I'd be like a really awful psychic and like perfect would you right now stand around posing all day for another Corey yeah if it was it meant to get work if a bunch of if they're a gang of Corrie's like wearing headbands like their hands like pocket of like intimidating on the other cori. Yeah, you could hear my ominous.

But do they all need to eat or is there one like network? Of course they all need to eat. Yeah, but then you're gonna fight over your money. Exactly, it's what I'm saying. You guys need to think about the bigger picture. They're all gonna get really annoying. They're all gonna be like, I want to be worried. Every time a Corey kills another Corey, he gets slightly stronger.

This is not the one starring Jet League. Maybe that's it. Yeah, it's like the one. It's like all these Cori's like going through the multiverse is killing other Cori. Growing muscles slightly Literally this Corey is going to come through this portal And he's like, I'm Corey It's like, where is he?

Jeff, what would you do actually If Corey walked into the office one day And he was like seven foot like ripped buff Like would you be really intimidated? I would be Would you like, you'd kill everybody in slow motion Like every time he'd hit you And you'd spin through the air

Like a pinwheel in slow motion Man I don't even think I could do I don't mean if you got super buff Would you beat up people? No See all your clones would be clowns Because of havoc And then all Chris's clones

Half of them would be charged with building a Resident Evil mansion. And then the other half, the other half would learn art and programming and make the proper version of Final Fantasy 7 that Chris is actually happy with. Just to clarify, this dream and life is to get a Resident Evil Mansion, right? Yeah, where you can just sit kind of on your own, do it. I want to go up with my Arclay Mansion.

My Airclay Mountains mansion, I'm going to tire. Yeah, I'd be terrified. Why would you want to do that all right? I'd like myself in the piano room. Jeff, okay, there's a question. The movie basket case. There's a little gremlin like creature that a guy has to carry around. What would you do if Corey got bit by a bug and he turned into something like that? What was a bug turned me into that thing?

A bug bites you and sucks out your body kind of so you're just kind of a head with arms and legs attached. Would you carry me in a basket? Yeah, would you turn him in to like scientists for him to be experimented on it? Would you take care of fucking... Well, depend. If he turned into a creature like crang from you get into the turtle, just a little brain with little squidy arms. Yeah. I just sit him in with his little weight on.

It's okay, Corey. Okay, I'll bring him a guava sandwich every now, man. I'll be, like, trying to, like, a draw. Yeah, but Jeff, like, he can't wipe his ass anymore. You got to do that for me. I'd do it. I'd do it a good job at me. You'd have to pick him up and bring him to the bathroom. I'd drop him in, like, a tub of water every now and then.

See, Jeff looks out for me when I am basket case. You know, you have to look out for your working employees. I wouldn't do that. I'd like put you down. I'd like lethal injection. Why don't you can throw me a people you don't like. Corey, you don't understand. It's not like you're the same.

same old Corey, you're like a head with arms and legs, you're depressed. I would buy him the nicest basket. Do you ever have weird time traveling dreams? Yes. Sometimes, like, I remember just having weird dreams where, I mean, I haven't even lived in this time period where I'll just wake up in like the 70s or something. And I'll be wearing my clothes and I'll be in the 70s and I'll just be like trying to fit in with my fucking lame hoodie.

Corey, if you could travel back in time and be the coolest person on the block or travel super forward in time and be an ultra-melving. what we choose. I'd be a Melvin? Yeah, you'd look like a 90... Just think of like 90s dudes with the big glasses and things. Like, you'd look like that to them.

Everybody's like, oh, it's a dude from 19. You'd be like future on. Yeah. I'd be like, an idiot from a few hundred years ago. Just know anything. What a dork? Yeah, it'd be like...

Excuse me, where's your bathroom? They'd be like, ha ha. What's that called bathroom? It's called snorkel holes or something. It's like, all right, where's your snorkel hole? It's not pronounced like that, you idiot. Like, feed him to the fucking glark. Snorkel holes and bathrooms are interchange of.

What the fuck? You have to put on like a little mask and like that died red and shit? No, you just go into the water. You go into the water with your fucking snorkel tube and you just sit down there and you shit under water and then you come up. Is that the same water that other people shit in? Yes, that's why you have a snorkel hole so you don't breathe it in. But you're inside of the people's shit. Yeah, but that's how they save time fucking... How? Maybe they can instantly dry off in their clothes like teleport onto them or something so there's no...

It's just ultra quick, you just jump into a vat of water and it's just relaxing things. I'd be having all these gags played on me though. Think of it as like a sitcom movie where I'd be coming into this future and these guys are like, oh, can you get us one of those like sandwich? It's like not sandwich. It'd be like one of those like Papania things. And you go over there and you stick your hand down and like purple shit falls on your hand and you give it to them. They laugh and they're like, ha ha, you fucking idiot. That's a Papania.

That's Papania. Papania. And I'd be like, what is it? And then they would just laugh because they probably didn't me stick my hand under bird shit or something. I wouldn't know what was going on. They eat the Puponia. They would be laughing and I'd be like, all right, we're getting along now. Cool. Yeah, but you'd be like a cool daredevil guy eating the Bupanya. You don't know they were like, oh, it's Buponia, you fucking hate.

It'd be like fucking apocalyptic. If you went like 400 years into the future, like English would sound really different. Yeah, there's, it would be like, over go there we go. And I'd be like, hey. Yeah, like, and you'd be talking like people who are like, forsooth. If someone said forsooth in a word now, that's what you'd sound like. Like, court, give me a sentence and I'll say in future lingo. Say, yeah, our house is just up the hill. house up a hill dress go and I'd be like no I'm not hungry

thanks for asking you'd be the village idiot I think whatever time period you're in I always do wonder if you went into the future like would you look really deformed to everybody else yeah probably because everyone else everyone else is wearing their onesies with fucking like circles around your head and you're this asshole

and a fucking hoodie I'm not talking about that there was some size magazine but they actually tried figuring out what humans would look like a thousand They'll all be beautiful, right? I think, yeah, one of the things is like, yeah, we'd all sort of breed together into this light brown race. But we'd all have bigger eyes, too. Yeah, yeah, it would be this weird. Yeah, we'd look like anime characters.

Because they think that DNA profiling would become a thing where, like, you were able to choose what traits your child will have. So you'd be like, I want a blonde hair, blue-eyed child, big eyes, and huge tits. Jeff, what would you do if you do if you went to the future? I want my little boy to have huge tears. You were in the same situation. You were just dropped in a time period where you're, you're, you're, you're, set up exactly like you are now in the future. I'd go to the internet, whatever that is, and watch die hard six through 18.

And I'd play Street Fighter 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. You gotta catch up, I understand. You know Google are coming out with like contact lenses. Instead of Google Glass, it's contact lenses. That's cool. That's smarter. That's scary. You'll be in a bathroom so we can stick their head up over the toilet stall,

look at you with their lens, they record, and then it'll be... That can't be real. You'd be walking on the street and you'd be like, I don't think that's like there'll be cameras in that at some point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you can literally just run up through- Do any of you wear contacts? No.

I wear contacts. You do? Yes. Are you wearing them right now? Yeah. Do you think you would hurt if there were cybernetic technology? I'm just saying they're so thin and flimsy and the fact that you can't focus on an image on a fucking contact lens.

Really? No, but they have a science. Hold your finger in front of your eye like this. Can you focus? Can you see? No. But they're able to. I bought an iPatch like a week ago.

I'm still waiting. Chris says it like recalibrates his eyes not to be lazy my eye like goes out of sink so it'll start like facing South matter I'll be facing north that's weird not like it's not that bad but if I wear an eye patch on my good eye for a bit then it gets back to normal why does that happen I don't know it's because I got a retardation in my brain my brain now work probably my brain broken my eyeball not connect brain no more it is now time for the Patreon Q&A okay so Wooo! Chris? Who asks what?

Okay, our first question comes from Aaron Dennis Jan. He says, You answered my question last time, which was awesome. So if you want to answer it here, that would be fine. What's the fucking question? Is there any hope left for cooking with Stamper? Oh, he's not here, so I don't... We actually cannot answer for him.

Mick or Stamber on here, so we can't ask me. You would have sound like a frail boy. I'd say they'll do something. Nick and Saper or a force. Stamper and Mick cook things all this. Yeah, they're together. They'll do their own things. They'll probably do it, but not for sleepy cabin. And maybe if it's not a cooking show, they'll do something. You'll just get a skit on Stamper's channel one day, just look out for that.

Okay, our next question comes from Jose H. Zarratt, okay, he says... What do you think of reaction channels reacting to YouTube cartoons? Reaction channels in general, if they're done right, they can be okay. Like, if you add your own original content to them and make them entertaining for your audience, they can be very funny. They can be very funny. Reaction videos should be, we should all be related. That's what I think. Reaction videos.

I'm with Joe. Well, we all have different opinions. If we're talking about the reaction videos, this is on the... Reaction videos. No, this is on the subreddit. There's the non-reactor video. There's a non-reaction people. They should be extra killed.

Then there's the people who watch something, and then they're like, oh, I have to do a reaction video. And then they do this poorly acted version of them reacting for the first time. And then there's a small 5% that just use it as a caption get people to watch their video and talk about nothing related to it. Bobby clan member. Bobby Kajan. Oh, I thought that was actually.

No, Jan is not their names. It's the month. Jan is the month. This is all together. Bobby Jain. Bobby K. Bobby Jani will remember. Sorry, Bobby K.

Bobby K. Bobby Kose. What are your thoughts on the old adult show 12 ounce mouse? Horrible. Never a fucking terrible. Worst show ever. It's not worse. Have you seen it?

Yeah, people defend it, and you know, it's understandably fine. Go ahead and defend it. People are like, oh, if you like the animation styles of, what's that one show with the shake? Oh, yeah, yeah. Acroteen. Aquitaine Hunger Force, which is a good show with good writing, funny characters, limited animation, but that's the thing about it. It's like that, 12-ounce mouse is just like these, like, poorly drawn, like, six-year-old pictures that do nothing.

I never got into Aqueen. It's just, like, boring weed humor that isn't funny. I found Aquitine is the same as drawn together for me. It was like the same kind of fucking season two ins where you're really funny. Really? I haven't seen some. I know I probably like rustled up somebody's fucking Jimmy's. No.

I was I wasn't even going to say that. I was going to say they're like fucking nest leaves. Well, you've seen it. So you actually have the right to ask. Because people said like, what do I think of 12 ounce mouse? And I think it's garbage. I've seen shows that do it. And I think Hunger Force does a better job.

That's the representation of it. John Osrediker. Ashriter? John Osredker says, Who is coming back as a regular cast member this season? What are your, opinions of furries. Wait, who's coming back?

Two completely different questions. Wait, who's coming back? I don't know. Nobody. He's not a regular... Stamper and Zach are gone. They left. God! They're never coming back. Zach's still part of us here and he's coming back.

What are your opinions of furries? I don't mind them. I think they're nice if they're not being weird. Dude, to each their own. As long, like, all right, with anything, don't make it your life, right? If you are a furry on the side, you go to prairie conventions wear the thing, that's fine, and then do your own thing when you do yiffing?

Don't make anything your life. Look, if someone's like fingering their ass on the side of the road, it's like, well, at least you're not bothering me. They can do what they want. Can they be, one of them, can they dress as like a lizard or something? I don't care. Because, like, when it comes to, like, furries, it's like, I don't share the same lifestyle. I would never get into a suit or, like, go to it. But I've talked to people.

Are there other furry grizzly bears? Yeah. That's cool. The thing is. You'd be one of those. The thing is, like, like, with furry. like who gives a shit man it's like you say to each his own but it's like people

it's like the whole like with like real claws yeah the whole like fucking rip up each other in hell their flashes the whole like bullshit like giff in hell like 4chan terms it's like just old faggid shit it's like who cares it's like we're all fucking sick perverts get over everyone is a sick pervert

exactly everyone is a fucking liar whatever you're a thing just that's your thing whatever your pervs I'm not no you are a pervert in some way we don't know yet Jeff likes nostrils like Guarantee you go home. Jeff's a nostril of a fucking connoisseur. Jeff fucking...

Jeff looks at feet and he fucking comes to his pads. I guarantee it. Foot porn, I do not understand. I don't either. Actually, someone explaining me, I couldn't understand either, but someone said, like, the foot emulates a woman's body,

so there's curves and stuff. That doesn't make any fucking sense. But that's how they try to describe it. The one's the fucking body then. It has an art. Because they're too big. Sometimes you want to fuck a foot. Next.

Kai asks, what was the worst cartoon work for you guys to work on? Like, what was the worst experience in making one? The time required flash issues, pure dread, or so on. It would be interesting to hear the worst cartoon experiences from you guys. I can answer that instantly. I can answer that one too. Kids these days.

It was a commission by Orti. Ortees is an Irish. It's called Radio Telefich, which is radio television. It's literally the biggest station in Ireland, and they are incompetent idiots. They are stupid, and they were like, oh, yeah, we've got a section of our show called Apartment Red, and we'd love you to work for us. I was like 17 or 18 at the time was like okay cool I got my foot in the door for TV excellent

They're like you know we'll pay you two hundred dollars and it's like wow you guys are cheap or whatever I found that kind of funny when I watched it back in the day the mute the jack matthews music good Look they were like we need you to do something about the Jonas brothers and I was like I did it and then oh but here's the thing I did that for them to promote one of their horrible shitty horrendous online videos called apartment red and it was worst shit I've ever seen in my life I mind like Chris only started getting kind of like this was Chris's first like kind of mainstream thing I'm just not I'm bringing this up because I did the two videos for them and then they were like there was the other video it was on

their channel apartment red I can't the Jonas world it might not even be there anymore but um they were like so Chris we want you to do more videos for us and I'm I'm certain my YouTube's starting to take off and you're not paying me very well and it's not really worth it so I'm just gonna say that like harshly but I was very polite I was like um I'm I I don't think this is like worth it anymore. I'm sorry. It was really nice working with you and stuff.

And then he was like, wow, wow. This is, we, we went out of our way to help you. It's like, um, no, you did. You gave me 200 euro for like, yeah, for like a minute animation or something. I found kids these days are like funny when I was like just a family. I didn't. I hate it.

I hate it more than anything, right? But anyways. That's because it was like the first time you've ever sold out. Now you can't get your soul back. Exactly. But anyways, um, I was like, like, did they start kind of shouting at me over the phone? And I was like, I'm a fucking kid.

Like you guys need a countdown. You're a big company. By the way, the audio they sent me for one of their videos, they sent me a fucking, like, horribly obscure, like, video file that I could not fucking convert for the life me. I got lucky somehow, and I had to convert it into MP3 because they're fucking stupid. And then the last thing I said was, uh, I was like, my phone cut out and I called them back.

And I was like, sorry about that, my phone could out. And then they were like, yeah, well, why don't you go buy a new phone with all your money? And they hung up. And I was like, you guys are fucking children. Dude, RTE is pretty much like the CNN of Ireland. Every story I hear about RTE is a fucking joke. But they're still a joke though, because they're from Ireland. Like everything from Ireland is like...

Like I know a girl who like played like piano for some like life thing that they did. And they were like, yep, catering and blah blah blah. And then they like bought like 10 sandwiches or something. Like they're fucking cheap. They're fucking horrible. Yeah, can I talk about my one? I did one for machine. I called a zombie.

It was like all the main characters of zombie cartoons. or a zombie game. Oh yeah, I remember that. We're like sitting in a campfire talking about there's zombie things and I had to do that from a shimama and I didn't even know how to animate. I was like Chris, look, I animated this bullshit

and she's like, what, what is it? I didn't even know what I was doing. But it was, it was horrible. The script was so bad. Do you remember? It was like, Tyves are tough. Yeah, zombies. It was just, it was terrible.

For me, it was probably fixing perfect. I would say sanity was... That was so funny, though. I would say... Thank you. But I would say, sanity used to be it until I worked on fixing perfect and then I realized that like

you know maybe it's not the best idea to work with flaky people because I experienced everything that nobody wants to experience I experienced lawsuits and something but no I shouldn't talk about it no it doesn't matter I experienced like incompetent like people to work with I experience like basically one of the worst people to work with it was literally like being somebody who had to run something and everyone just flaked out on you and you were just like director and everything.

Anyways. What about Jeff? Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Oh, Jeff. You have to have some. Jeff Stickle. Jeff Stickle. You've worked for VH1 and you work for loads of different companies. Yeah.

Was the question? The question was what was like the worst like kind of commission you got? Well, the TV show was a large variety of various sketches. Like I had to work on George W. Bush sketches. Of course. Somewhere, like you had a script that was clearly terrible. Yeah, I don't know. I worked in a lot of stuff.

Jeff, did you make welcome to McDougalls? Sort of well I drew all the heads Oh I knew that Yeah someone else I made Maybe he just threw the characters The guy walking up to the desk Was my college was my friend in college

I was a secondary character Should I read like To McDougall's Should I come to get it? Yeah Should I read like three questions And I pass it on a Nile Anyway

Yeah Everyone else did too All right So this one's a little shorter Any more plans to make more cool show I don't know We're all busy with our projects I would I like doing that

I did like It's so easy and fun to make, I'd say. I haven't been involved. But it'll require some, like, you know, we have to prepare ahead of time. And we might do it, maybe. It's fun, but, you know, it's one of those things where it's like, sure, we could do it. But it may just happen one day. We're not going to warn you.

That Sapper's one was so fun. Oh, sorry, that was from Chris Petri. It's P-E-T-R-Y. Petri dish. Petri. Is that Petri? Chris Petri. Jose A.

Sorati. What's the worst cartoon series you've ever seen on TV? And that's the last one. Problem-solvers. Problem solvers are hideous. Can I mention the one I think was the worst? There was two. Wait, there was a few, there was one or two.

There was a, when my team, when the show I worked down was coming on the air, there was, what was the one, what was the one like Little George Bush or whatever? What was that called? Little Bush? Little Bush or something? Yeah, it was on Comedy Central. Yeah, but then there was another one. Shorties watched Shorties?

Is it the one where they just nothing about Dane Cook parody's? I gotta look this up real fast. Well, you do that? My one was forget about it. It's about an Italian mob and moves to Canada, a mafioso like that. That was terrible. It was just awful. It was just kind of full of like a towning cliche jar.

Those are like Hulu originals though. Hulu origin, yeah. Like there was that one about that mom who's like a model who doesn't like her kids. Yeah, yeah, that one's stanked you.

Yeah, but forget about it. It sucks. Yeah, the Osamos. They fucking suck too. Oh, the awesoms? Yeah, yeah.

I didn't even understand what was going on. It's just garbage, man. Hulu has terrible cartoon fucking programs. But other, good other stuff. Have you seen the new Seth MacFarling cartoon? What's it called? Bortorto. Yeah, Portich.

I think there's probably a question there about that. I bet everybody wants to know we fucking think now that Boytown's his fucking name. You know, this is what I think. Like, power to the fucking animators who had to work through that tripe garbage. But what really comes down to

is they had all these animated cartoons prepared ahead of time. They're going to fucking release it because they invested money into it. It's terrible. But they're going to release it and that's it. I don't see this thing making another season.

I expect it to bomb. The only reason why I'm saying I want to give it a chance is because I saw the trailer for F is for Family It looked garbage. Watch the show. Pretty good. Here's the most bizarre show.

The characters are ugly, the writing's bad. You found it? Yeah, it's all right. When the show I worked on came out on the air in like 2003 or four or something like that, it was called VH1 Illustrated. This show came out on Comedy Central at the exact same time. It was called Kid Notorious. Have you heard about this? No.

Actually, I recognize the name. Have you heard of it? You know a man by the name of Robert Evans. No. Nobody does. This man, he's a Hollywood producer. His name is Robert Evans. he produced a bunch of movies in Hollywood

in like this fucking 70s when the show is being pretty he's literally 85 years old now when the show is being produced he was like 75 years old this is how he's drawn in the show I don't know if you guys can see it the suave dapper motherfucker he looks like the coolest dude in the fucking hood

I don't even understand how the show came to be like this guy which is not known for like being a real personality anywhere he went to Comedy Central and I don't know if he I don't know if he went to Comedy Central he's like I am going to pay you an inordinate amount of money. I don't care how much it costs. I want an animated show about me. I swear this is what happened. Why is this name Kittorius? I don't know. Kid Notorious

is it trying to be cool. Kid Notorious starring Robert Evans. I went to New York City right before our show aired and there was billboards for this show everywhere. Everybody's like who the fuck is Robert Evans? Kid Notorious starring Robert Evans. What's its rating on IMBD? Oh I don't know. Probably 2.5 or something? So next question is, Corey asks, What are each of your ultimate goals pertaining to your careers and legacies? For me, I just want to make something I'm proud of.

I haven't even come close to anything like that. That's a nice question. That's what I want to do, is I want to make something I'm proud of that I can look back at. Who's on the phone now, Jeff? I have good ideas, I think. That noise, that iPad makes. I love that noise and he closes. It's just so satisfying.

It's like, it's like this audible thing. That was a very realistic reverb you just did. I know. I thought I was just me. But, um... Why did you do that? That was really good. It sounded like a Metal Gear solid re-room.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know when you like click circle when you know in new... Anyways, what was that question again? No, what are each of your ultimate goals pertaining to your careers and legacies? I said, um, I haven't made mine yet. I just want to make something I'm proud of that I haven't done it yet. I want to get to the point where I'm storyboarding and everyone else is animating. I don't have to worry about money. I want to build a clone army.

Yeah. Like in Star Wars, man to be like... Jeff, the Clone Wars. Finish this game with Jeff and hope it does good. This is like ultimate. That too. When you're like 90 and you like that... I want to be known for a game that I legitimately like.

Oh, cool. That's... I'm gonna hire Chris to be me. Whoa. Talk like me again, Chris. Hey, Chris, since there's an open spot, can I be you? Okay, I'm Jeff and you're me. Hey, Chris.

Hey, what a fuck? Yeah. Let's do it. You're very hot. I don't know about this. Wow. I'm really gay. Fuck me.

Oh, man. I'm wearing these skin tight out. You don't have an aside real fast from the questions. What? I got this thing on the subreddit. This kid sent me a bunch of questions. Oh, I saw that. And I saw your amazing Jeff Katz.

I tried answering them, but this kid, apparently this kid was what? Where did you do that at? Where did you do that at? Just in my room. There was a kid. There was a kid. He was overly concerned with, uh... I don't know this is a really a thing, but he's overly concerned with masculinity.

Yeah. He wants to be more masculine. What do you think about that, Chris? What is masculine? What is masculine? I'm assuming, I assume... I assume... To chop down trees with an accent?

Wait, I need you to explain this better. So he's concerned with needing to be more masculine. Yeah. Why? Yeah, why? Speak yourself, dude. I don't know. Somebody else shamed in.

They're like, listen. Oh, I read a bunch of books on it, too. This would help. What? I think, I think the definition they're thinking about is being more confident and outgoing. That's like reading books on how to be funny. It just doesn't work that way. You got to do is you got to really, really like yourself, learn to like yourself.

And then whenever you do is you go out. Maybe you're just not masculine. What? How do you be a man, Nile? I don't really like I just seriously I'm not masculine at all You wouldn't caught me manly like I just I don't like I don't like listen guys being masculine is not something is not something that I think about I'm yeah I've got a big car and oh yeah

It's not gonna drive a big car I could easily kill a man work out Yeah be masculinity is whatever dude It's not it's not intrinsic to my first area. I don't think about it everyone's like oh yeah you got to be able to like kill people in a fight You'd be really madly Yeah, yeah It's like... It doesn't concern me I'd like to know like

Jude's issues Just because it's cool to know My problem is like people who are like If we're gonna get into it Like talk about like my little pony And like masculinity It's like who cares Let's see there's a kid walking around

He likes being a brony He likes watching my little pony Yeah You probably wear skinny jeans He's probably like sweaty all the time I do like I do like be in touch with my What would you say to him be more confident?

Because he want to be more masculine Is it? Yeah I think And stop wearing fucking brony like like key rings on your goddag it kill yourself kill yourself if you want to be more masculine don't wear pinky pie t-shirts that's not nice one bitch but if you want to be yourself wear pinky pie t-shirts if you want to be more raskin don't wear pinky pie t-shirts but i do like being in touch i'm masculine i didn't mean that i kind of thinking if i was you if i was like i'm afraid people don't

take a basculin the first thing i do would be like you know do you like being in touch to your feminine side i'm very feminine chris i'm very feminine i wear yoga pants he does every Every single day. Today we were moving shit into Chris's new office and... They're actually long johns. They're just really tight. No, they were yoga pants, too. They're not yoga pants. They're long johns. You're bulls. That's because I've got a big fat bulge. It was good. It was a good size. I really liked it. You can have it if you want.

I think this whole whole fucking masculinity thing is nonsense. That's because you're a big fucking bitch. Yeah, I know. But it's just all really comes down to is it's just like, what the fuck is masculinity? You go into the gym eating steak? It's like, gives a shit. Eat steak while you wear a fucking brony shirt. I'm madder. It doesn't matter what you did it. If you wear a brony shirt, what it comes up to is if somebody's like, I think you're gay because you wear a brony shirt, you can just look at them and be like,

all right, I mean, I figured not everyone's going to like the fact they wear a pony shirt. You should acknowledge the fact that not everybody's going to blow your dick because you wear a girl shit. It's like, it's not going to happen. Some people might acknowledge it, especially in this time period, but for the most part, no one fucking cares. There's people who go out of their way to be like, I'm different, so they'll wear something really just like, look at me! And it's just like, and then they get made fun of, and then they're like, Why people make fun of me?

Look at my shirt. Why is just try and blend in. It's not that hard. Corey's wearing a shirt this is a unicorn power. It is peach. It's salmon pics. You wear it with such confidence. No, I wear a blue hoodie because I don't want to look like a faggot in pump.

Oh my God. I forgot about this. I'm wearing that over my rap boy t-shirt. Exactly. I forgot about this. You see, that's where it comes down to. You're on a rap boy genius t-shirt? Yeah.

Chris is wearing a rap boy teen a teacher. Corey's wearing a unicorn. Who are my friends with. Listen, Nile. I'm having a crisis. Listen, I'm having a crisis. Sweaty, piss-stained piss pants, faggit.

I'm wearing, like, swear pants like, Rocky Bell-Boha. Not like Christmas Day is piss pants. Alright, listen. Listen, listen, listen, please, please, listen. All the children are on the table. I don't want to seem like a hippercuse. It's like, I'm hiding my shirt.

But it's like, I'm conscious of the fact that I know people would judge me if I'm wearing a fucking pink unicorn shirt and I walk the public. So I'm gonna consciously put a hoodie on, even if I'm wearing bright pink, it's like, you know, whatever. All it takes is one asses

soul to be like, I don't like that t-shirt. It comes over, stab you on the eyeball! No, no, no, but he, Corey went to Wawa like a year and a half ago. Do you remember that guy who was looking at you wearing that t-shirt? Of course, man. People are going to judge you if you wear bright shirts. I see it like Corey's almost like wearing bait, trying to get somebody to say something to him, so it just came to-

I think so. I think Cory just likes the t-shirt. That's the matter of that, you like, this is the only shirt that's clean currently. That's the same with me, so. Anyways. Anytime a unicorn shirt comes on, it's only one I like... Stop being, don't be a cissy. Don't be a girly sissy boy. Unless what's your personality you like to be a sissy,

we're gonna get so much shit for that. No, we're not. We are. There's gonna be a bunch of people who are like, how do you tell someone not to be sissy? But they're asking how to be masculine, so fuck you. Yeah, fuck them. Well, this is, put on your skinny jeans, get on your lawn board.

What I don't get is, why the fuck is that kid asking us? And not John Siener or somebody. I like hot guys. Next question. Like, none of those are the most masculine guys. I am a pussy. I've never fucking done anything cool in my life. I'll read the book.

Do video games need to be fun to be considered enjoyable slash good? I know fun is subjective, but with games like Undertale is the experience message worthwhile, even though the mechanics aren't inherently fun. I feel like games with a really good story are fun. They're fun to watch, they're fun to experience. If I don't find the game funny, or it doesn't interest me at all, like I found Undertale charming, and then they started throwing dad humor at me, and I got tired of it immediately.

You're actually in the minority here, because Undertale... Oh, yeah. I want to hear what Jeff thinks of Undertaire. I wasn't expecting it to be this bullet-hull game. That was really... All of a sudden, all of a sudden, I'm, like, befriending a frog, and next thing you know, I'm dodging bullets. Yeah, no. I can't escape them.

That's the thing, too. Like, the RPG mechanics, bizarre. Like, these fucking things, it's just, like, you have to dodge them. You don't get any ways to shoot them? I immediately refunded the game because I fought a frog ten times in a row, and it got so boring. Wait, actually, does one thing I want to say. Did we come up with the term frog it on Slavocast? I, maybe.

But let me, let me explain. Yeah, I don't know where that came up. Now, let me say something. Let me see something about Undertale, because people are going to be a When it comes to Undertail, my experiences with it is it's a game where it's like, okay, you do something bad, you're always gonna be remembered for doing it bad unless you reset your game. I don't want that, okay? When I play a game and I fuck up, I wanna do it again so I can get what I want.

Okay, when I was playing the game, there's a part where you have to make a big decision and in every other normal game, it's like, oh, you would just weaken the character and then you could save it at the end. But this fucking game programmed it, so when you weaken the character, suddenly you do like 300 damage and kill the fucking character. And it like saves and you have to make a new saver, you're always reminded of fucking up. And I don't like that. That ruins immersion for me.

That's terrible. That shouldn't ruin emerging. It does because like when I play a game and I don't understand and I kill someone I liked and it completely destroys my immersion. That shouldn't ruin immersion. I was playing the game for the first time. Then I want to be able to reset to a previous save. But how is that immersive? I don't like games like that.

You don't like real life you cannot... You don't like real life consequences? No. reset to a previous... I don't like games that have immediately introduced you to a mechanic you've never experienced before and then suddenly, oh, it's real life. It's like, I don't give a shit. When I play a fucking game, I like going back to saves if I fuck up, okay? That is not my kind of games. Like, okay, that's my fucking opinion. For me, I haven't played on a tail, but it's all fucking... Fail! What Corey said, he doesn't like is something I actually kind of liking games. When I played Skyrim, the first time I had the follower, my follower was the fiendle guy you meet. Riverwood. When he died, I didn't restart my save. When he died, I felt really fucking, I actually felt sad that, like, my god, like, this is so gay, but like, my character in Skyrim died. My follower and I felt sad that your creepy, voidless, blankless, NPC died. Yeah, now, let's, let's think about this. A character dies in your game, right? Yeah. Let's say there was quests ahead of time that you couldn't do because you fucked up. And you don't find that out until 40 minutes later, and you find out that everyone else is doing it a certain way, and you're doing it a certain way, you're like, oh, I want to experience that.

I feel it's good. And you can't reset to the previous fucking save to do that because of your fucking choices, you are doing common game knowledge. Like basic stuff. You can start a new game, obviously. You have to start an entirely new game. That's fine with me. That's fine with me.

That's not fine with me. It's like Fallout. It's fine with me. Also, the humor is very subjective. But I haven't played it, so I don't know. Man, when you start like popping out like skeleton parts, like fuck you. You guys doing that, does it? Oh yeah.

Right after you're gonna play it. That's another thing. I'm gonna finish it. I'm sorry. I don't mean to get such a fucking ranty this fucking podcast. Of all the puns in the world, skeleton puns,

I cannot. Yes, the thing is, it's like I made a horrible decision and then I get introduced to these fucking punny skeletons and I'm just like, are you fucking making fun of me? Like, I'm so mad right now

and then these assholes are making jokes and I'm like, fuck you, dude. I'm done with the game because it's like, oh, you're gonna laugh it off, you're gonna laugh off that big mistake like nothing happened? Next question. Fuck that.

Next question is, this is my last question to read out and it's what's an experience you had to change your life in some way can I answer this first? Yeah mine is that moving to America for the first time with my ex-girlfriend I lived on my own I moved in with my ex-girlfriend I met I met her Nice girlfriend ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm never gonna kiss her again It's it's all over but living with my ex-girlfriend I met Chris and Zach I moved in with Chris in Arland moved to America with Chris and now I'm on sleepy guys here right now so that changed my life a little bit so yeah he Worms his way in.

How? To everyone's heart. Thanks, I love you. Excuse me. You know what? Sleepy camera was an experience. The thing that started at all was New Grants.

So I guess that first New Grans London meat kind of changed everything. Okay. Last question of the day from Philip Gacert. Gas cert. Yes. If you could go back in time to any point in your life

to start over from there, while keeping your current brain personality, what time we? Oh, this question is boring. You read it normally now so you can understand you? That's how he typed it. You fuck that question. Boo!

I like that question. We talked about time travel. We talked about what happened if we had closed. All you guys had to answer with is I'd go back 10 years because then you would have the same talent and you would know everything that's got happened. I would go back to year 975. You're not born yet. Yeah, I'd go back to 9. Isn't that what it's assuming?

No, you would be in the same body, but your same brain and personality. I want to go back to 900 BC. Oh, it's a... I don't know. Put me in third grade. I'll just be really smart. Exactly. Easy. You did it. You answered the question. You know what? You guys weren't satisfied with that question, so I'm gonna do one more. What a dumb question. Fuck you, I liked it. Uh... Oh, that one's actually kind of funny.

Okay. Andrew Kidd J... Andrew Kidd asks, If you had to make a Frankenstein monster out of sleepy cabin members and our guests, What body parts would you use to take from who? Alright, go. Okay, I'm first. I would... Jeff's lips.

Jeff's eyelashes. I wish you'd sept up to my lips and eyelashes. I got good lips too, though, Chris. I haven't finished yet. Jeff's lips, Jeff's eyelashes, Niles, legs, and ass. And tiny dick. Corey's torso and arms. Stamper's bald head.

He's honest with him. Okay, but, well, I still want it. And mix. Mixed yellow skin. Sounds like a one punch man villain. And Zach's tiny hands. Sex's accent. Zach's voice.

Zax boys.