SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E12 - [The Stinky Cheese Harmonies]

Episode Date: February 12, 2016

Stamper returns to take us on a tour of the 13th floor. Discover the mysteries of Astral Protractors. Claw through the cobwebs of trademarks and copyrights. Join the chorus of Latin gibberish. And finally ... at the end of the dark and eerie rhombus ... stare deep into the burning olive eyes of the Stinky Cheese man. Oh boy. EDIT : Re-uploaded podcast so music didn't overlap. If you downloaded it right at release, feel free to grab the edited file. Not much difference. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (https://www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Special "Guest": Stamper (www.youtube.com/user/StamperTV) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Jakub Z - Main Edit Ricepirate - Final pass Music by Kevin Macleod (https://incompetech.com) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Brian Adam . Nicholas Rose . Jace Baker Denis DeLong . Liam Staley . Sonny Canchola Susparty . Paul Raymond . ubernoobinator Matt Gronhovd . Travis Wager . Rodolfo Davis Millet Windmill Punches . Corbin Record . Dean Borris Andrew Dore . Elecktricd00m . Bill Zhuang Dani Rucker . Dazzanator . Conner St. John Phillip Tafoya . Hudson Heitmeier . Sam Child Yuval Birenzweig . Dan Jakab . Thomas King Chaney Rockwell . Jacob Arends . Andreas Tautra Sylte Chris Moore +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys.

He's a bunch of bullshit. Welcome to Sleepy cast. Home of the Sleepy cast. I need to take it was. I mean, you know, like, Rebo, the whole thing. I mean, introduce us as people. Okay. Today we have a special.

special guest, Nal and Stamper. Hey, guys, I've... Hey, wait, I thought I... Cory's here, too. Okay, um... Get out of goal. Today, Corey has a very special topic. He's a special announcement, also.

I left for a couple of months. You guys are fucking remedial. What happened? What's remedial? You fell apart? You know, in like, uh, school, when you do like higher level, like, mathematics, remedial, then you do you mean intermediate? It's like, yeah. Interimidial.

It's kind of like anxious... We can get worse. No, that's what he's trying to say. You're by the book. We use rulers when we matter. You know, do you know, statistically speaking? Basically speaking, people say season two is much better than season. Who uses rulers when they measure?

My weiner, baby. Actually, I've never measured my day. When you were in school, what kind of freak had a projector and like one of those, like, astro projector things, where you like mark it on the ground and then like record, like, lines with it? What are you talking about? I thought astro prologics is when you step out of your body when you're sleeping. I couldn't think of the exact term. Is this how the podcast has been going this all time, dude?

Jesus Christ. You know what I'm talking about, though? Those little circle rulers, those astro projectors. It's not an astro projector. Let's just pretend that that's the term. It's a protractor, dude. Yes! Yeah, that's what I meant.

What you're talking about? That's what I meant. When you go to bed, you stand on a protractor and you'd step out of your body. What kind of freak used one of those? Everyone used those. You know what? I went to school, right? Everybody had to use those. You remember when I was in seventh grade or like when I went to school,

my mom would always like, I would get a trapper keeper because it wasn't cool to get you that. Your teacher's like, you need number two pencils, a protractor, a box to hold all your shit, crayons for some reason, even though you're too old for crayons. I don't you're saying that. I think I might have used that projector maybe... A little pouch to hold some fucking things in. I think I used that projector like four or five times in my life. What are you talking about?

You know those things, does it's like... Are we talking about the semi-circle? Oh, protractors? Or the... How did you get from astral projection to protractor? You know... You know... Shut up, Nile!

It's like this little... Upside down V-shaped thing. You hold a pencil on one side... And the other thing... It's a rumbet so you can make a perfect circle. No... Wait, no, it's a protractor like the thing here? No, that's a compass, right?

That's a compass. I mean, the semi-circle is, what's that called? It's a projector, dude. So that's a projector. Okay, but what we're saying is, they tell you, the teachers are like, don't buy those, but then you use them maybe five times tops in your life. But when you're in math class, you need them. No, you don't. You need the five times.

You're learning how to add it more. You did honors mats. What are you doing? Think of the people who are stupid like me, Corey and Stanford. You know what I remember from that? Wait, Nile did honors math? Yes, he's a faggit. Well, and he didn't know that?

You didn't know that I was a faggot? Because I didn't do honors mats? You know what I don't remember? Did you do honors mass in the dumpster like collecting beans? Leave. No, you got a gas now. He got a 600 on his leaving here. That's part.

Oh, you got 500. Five something. Five-something. Look, that's a really good. I got, I got high results. Okay, so I can final exam. SAT. Saturday test.

The compass is the thing with the V and the pencil, right? With the pin that you draw circles with. Yeah. And then the pro tractor is the half crescent. Yeah, the crescent with the measurement. Yeah, which is the track. for finding the angle of it's not you never get asked questions to do that maybe like four times in your life well you do because you have to figure out no i only use that like four times in my life you know what i remember in my life

look after you hit 20 did you ever go to the store like i need a fucking i keep my protractor with me i need a calculator protractor uh i need a rhombus i don't even artists don't use them when they need to draw circles they just learn to draw circles they do they don't dude to get perspective perfectly on paper yeah people no to get the angle yeah you know They do not in school. When you go to college for animation, they make you learn how to draw a perfect circle with your hand. That's one of the first things you do. Yeah, but that's not what it's for. It's for finding angles.

I know, but what I'm saying is that kids don't ever fucking need to do that. But if you're, if you want to get perfect perspective. The only visual tool I've ever seen an artist use is one of those dumb-ass wooden dummies that you can like kind of... They don't even work good. I know. You can't even bend their legs all the way. And just look at it and still draw bad. What are those...

They don't help at all. Wait, wait. Wait. Let's none. Let's none. Because we were talking about pro tractors, which is like the fucking I'm so glad to be back. This is a great thing. The taco shaped like

type of instrument thing. But what about the Because this is another one. There's a one was like you put a pencil in it and it has like a pin that holds your spot. That's another one. For fuck's sakes, dude. Look, what I'm saying is... The compass, Corey.

That's a compass. We were just talking about that. You called it the rumbus. Like 10-a-lumbus. Cory, where were you the whole time? It's... Astro projection, Rumbus,

Calculator. And then you just went into space. went into space and then came back later. Corey, find the angle in this fucking circle. I did you, it's my rumbus. Hold on, I don't know where my wallet is. I just tell you, it's my rumbus in my wallet. I just do you, it's my actual protection.

Cory. My rumbit, it fell on the snow. You know, it sounds funny, but you guys knew exactly what I was talking about. I knew, it's just, Corey's, like, straight away, he's like, yep, he's talking about it is. Your view of the world is about, about, about, about three degrees skewed

from the real reality. I broke my rumpus. You show it? Maybe you should check it. compass. The teacher's like, You need to go buy a bigger rumpish. Hey, mom to buy a bigger...

Do you look at like, medieval times where they're like, bring your rumbus to school? Everyone go home, make sure to bring it your rumbus. Are you thinking about a rhombus? Isn't that a shade? Do you go to Hogwarts? Rumpus is like an ass.

I was thinking about Hogwarts, too. I don't know why. I was thinking about Hogwarts. Rumpus plus Truius! That makes the ass part. It's like a perfect example. There's a room in the Simpsons that never gets seen called the Rumpus Rumpus.

Rumpus room. Oh yeah, the Rumpus room. What's the Rumpus room? It's where Homer sits on a bean bag and goes, you just talking about the one screen You saw the blueprint. Yeah, about one blueprint. Yeah, there's a real house didn't make logical sense with like the garage. Yeah, but that's to be expected well the hellbender's I don't expect them well that's what oh the rumpus room Yeah, there's like a they laid their house out and through all the opening shots They have the house. Yeah, okay, you know you know the shot where they're in the kitchen and then they made the the real Simpson's house. Yeah, right? Well, yeah. And they try to like it's like, hmm. Yeah, yeah That's when it started going on.

Simpsons had like vomit colors in contrast to their actual yellow skin. It's not work. That happens where like... It works. If they had peach skin, you'd be like... Yeah, if they had peach skin, it would be disgusting. You would talk about that before, how like all the trees were blue and this like odd things? It's really goofy.

But because they had yellow skin, it worked. It was like fine because of contrast. I thought Lenny was black at first too, right? He was black. No, Carl was black. No, no, no. And then someone was... Wait, is that an inside joke?

And Smithers was black. Yeah, Smithers was black. Yeah, and Matt Reining said he was actually supposed to be white, but that. Animators fucked it up on that one no but I was gonna say you know when you have a like a series and like you know a series that fucking big and prominent at this point he'd be like yeah smithers is black I mean no wait no no mr burns is black maybe there was like a black animator who's like I want smithers to be black Yeah like the first social justice warrior who's like there's no he's like no he's no and you know and you know what now I'm gonna make him gay so fuck you gave black miss you was black I don't get into semantics here we always thought flanders is kind of like a blackish like Bill Cosby style The semantics is like the nitty gritty of something. Ned Flavitton. When you're talking about, let's say, let's go inside the box, figuratively speaking, and

you're like, well, what if the box doesn't have enough room for me? What if it's a small? Listen, nigger, I think outside the box. Yeah, he's never in the box, dude. But what if it's a refrigerator box, you can completely fit inside of it? That's a semantics. You're white, dude. You said niggott, though.

That's thinking outside the box. I remember once I was shocked. Exactly. Me and Samper were going in. That was like Inception twice. Me and Samper were going into the sleepy cabin office once, and we were like two black dudes And Sam was like, hey, niggas, and they were like, hey, niggit. And I was like, it was like a weird thing of reality.

We talked about this exact situation, yeah. We talked about it that day. Oh, my bad. I still think about it. The day that it happened, we were having a podcast. Oh, we had a podcast that day? Oh, yeah. That was 14.

I still think about that. Oh, you know the episode? No. You're like fucking reading. I'm always quick to reach for number 14 in any situation. Why? It's bigger. It's bigger than 10, but it's more than 10.

What do you think of the number 13? Is that unlucky? It's supposed to be. Is it? My dad's afraid of flying on Friday 13. He always makes sure not to book a Friday 13th. You know what's fascinating to me though? Like the night, it's Friday the 13th and like the number 13th.

But how many people remember that it's when Friday the 13th is? It's like, you know, when bad luck comes? Like when his- Yeah, what? Everyone in the world has bad luck that day? Like, what? Everyone has the flu and then it's fine? They still do that at hotels. You like, do you always skip the 13th floor? Yeah.

Because people don't want to be on the 13th floor. Which is weird because it's a really professional, it's like, hey, I'm an architect, but, you know, despite the fact that I make this much money. These guys are PhDs. And they're still afraid. It's like, well, you have to, go ahead and skip that. Do they, like, literally, like, have it so it, like, goes up? Like, there's nothing there. You know to MacFest zone?

Yeah, I'm going to be doing. You're up in the elevator. Yeah, I go 12.14. But is there, what I mean is, like, is there a space below. That's just, no, no, I don't skip it. It's, like, 11, 13. It's, like, a little tiny floor where all the house elves live. There's not, like, creepy pasta, like, 13th floor that no one goes to see.

There's, like, there's, like, a ghost floor. You can, like, stop the elevator halfway and kind of crack the elevator open and, like, Like platform nine and three doors. All these spirits are like, ooh! No, that, no. Close it. No matter what building you make it, that happens. That's that obvious thing, like,

when you're on the 14th floor, you're still on the 13th floor. Yeah, yeah. It's still the 13th floor. Do you remember when we shot the thing for table flip, the first time we shot it, we stayed at that one hotel. Yeah.

That was the hotel where all that shit went down for years, and I had no idea about that, you know, that girl that died in the water tanks? That was the hotel. The Eliza Lant thing. Yeah, we were, what the fuck you, that wasn't like, North Korea or South Korea?

No, that was California. I'm pretty sure, I think it was South California. That hotel we stayed at was the hotel that had happened. Oh, was that a 40th? Because she was like Korean. Yeah, I think she was Korean. I think she was Asian. I don't even know she was Korean.

Did you know that we stayed at a hotel that is considered like, you know, people have died from like murderous people and people just go crazy in that hotel? That was a pretty sweet hotel. The only thing I remember from that fucking hotel is that when we went there, like nine people, the dude that picked us up and drove us there. He was like, hey, do you know anything about this hotel? And we're like, now. He was like, this is where all the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz stayed.

And we were like, oh. Didn't they all kill themselves? That's cool. Like all at the same time. And then like the next morning. It would have been like a historic moment. Somebody else was like, hey, you know, this is a hotel where all the munchkins from all the Wizard of Oz stay? And we're like, yeah.

Yeah, we got told that. Why is that? Cool. That's really cool. What room do they stay in? And that happened like nine times. Like, yeah, I fucking get it. I didn't like the Wizard of Oz to begin with.

And then I remember one morning I woke up and like, yeah, there's breakfast downstairs. And it was the shittiest most pathetic thing I've ever seen Munchkin for breakfast I came down late and Corey was down there was just bum he was sitting at a table eating toast and trying to put bread This was in LA right? Yeah, but like if it's in L.A. There's obviously going to be some form of celebrity staying somewhere The Munchkins is like the lamest thing That's that's never point it's like Tom Cruise will walk into a coffee shop. It doesn't mean anything Hey, hey you know you know the house we're living right now?

Denzel Washington spent the night at that house like 19 blocks away Wow. So you feel that energy? You feel it's soaking into you right now? Me and Corey went to table, flipped the second time. Maker, they put us in a hotel and we got there. Corey was bombed. I was like, I snuck into the dining room and I kind of picked around the corner.

He was sitting there trying to enjoy his coffee. And spread shit on. Look, we had these guys pick us up, bring us to the hotel. We got our cookie from the front desk. And then we were just like, fuck this. We went and stayed with Aaron and Susie anyways. We just stayed with Aaron and Susie. He put us at a hotel.

Yeah, I did the same thing last time I was out there. I was like, hey, I'm gonna sleep on your couch. I never been to, there's really no reason too because of that. LA's kinda broad. Is it like worth visiting or is it just because like you might go in Sierra and That's definitely worth visiting. Well yeah, no there. Yeah, absolutely.

For a week. It's kind of a broad term. It's like so many, this is like Burbank and Glendale and yeah, Hollywood. What's it called? Studio City and all that shit. I was looking up like, uh... You say LA is just like this big... It's only worth visiting if you've got access to like cool things. Yeah, you like it's like, ooh, the Hollywood sign.

Who gives a shit? Yeah. Yeah, actually I had no interest in seeing the fucking Hollywood sign because I heard it's like miniature and there's just like homeless people around it constantly People always get mad at me for this I see the Hollywood sign. It's like it says Hollywood and then like the D is spaced like way off off the right it bothers the shit out of me every I never fucking noticed like the D is like forward and off to the right so it's like Hollywood It's like another oh. When you guys like play video games they're like based on real places and anyone you go to the real places are you guys like less impressed? Yeah, usually Really? That happens to me. Like when I play GTA 4 the first time I played it to death and then I went to hollard

I know you're gonna bring up DTA and I was like okay But it's weird because it shouldn't be like that but it is like that yeah they're so accurate now Didn't GTA 5 have like the Hollywood type sign? I was just kind of yeah You take five kind of suck. Fuck you Gtie 5's my favorite anyway let's move on okay So I wanted there was a second now didn't like DTA fly No but that's not I had to say you know like it? I was no I did kind of Chris you liked it? No Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Let's not talk about that. Okay, so what I wanted to talk about was trademarks and I guess what's the other term? There's like another one. There's copyrights. And for me, I really don't like patents. Patents. Patents. I don't know.

You're going to have to tell me what patents. But like trademarks, I never understood the concept of a trademark. I mean, trademark, like, it's marked and you trade it, but can you use it at any point? Can you trademark the protractor or the compass? That's a patent. Their tools have been used since the 15th century. Oh, yeah. Patent is like...

Patent's can be used for, like, machines or software. And now it's time for... Definitioned out with Chris. Defined patent. It's a thing that shows that you came up with the idea, I guess. Yeah, I think that's the idea right. You're the first person to kind of put your name on it. Yeah, you have to prove it.

Is that so patent? Like, I don't know. A patent's for, like, more so an idea, but a copyright and trademarks are more so for, like, you know, companies or whatever. Copyright seems so loose, though. Yeah. There's also, there's also like that, what's also like that, What's like a creative copyright where you don't have to do anything legal?

Let's preface this by saying we don't know anything about any of this. Yeah, we're not lawyers. No, I don't. We're not claiming to. As far as I know that you don't have to do. As far as we know. There's like the creative copyright. But it's like it falls into a gray area because what's considered fair use when you're using trademarks?

Well, no, like when you're writing something online. Like you just like you can't, for example. You can't, you have to put trademark. You have like Facebook and you're writing like shit all day. It's like that's kind of falls under the creative copyright or something. I get it when someone wants to trademark their brand or their cartoon or something like that But there's all these software patents that limit games So now worry babe. Oh yeah sucks because you you can come up with a game

But then some other company will have a patent on like a gameplay element that you'll have to pay them to use Oh yeah that was like yeah that was shit Fucking Dragon Ball Zee had this thing No like let's say I think Namco has a patent on loading screen mini games Yes no yes exactly it's about to I think it's bandai oh bandai Yeah because Dragon Ball Zee had these... Is it Namco Bandai's like split?

I think so. Yeah. But they had this thing where you could play mini games before it. But it's like the patent, I guess the patent's up. Oh yeah, it literally went up this year, I think. But it's like, are you fucking serious? You play like Packing? Mee games and a loading thing?

Yeah, exactly. It's the reason why you're not allowed to like fuck around with shit during loading screens was because these guys had a patent on it. That is horrible. Yeah. Like that's the problem with trademarks. What do you mean? Fuck around with shit.

It's the, it's the unfairness. Like, let's say you're, you're... To be fair, though. Let's say you're playing... No. No. They exist. No.

Look, the reason why they exist is to make money. Yeah, but let's say you're playing like, what, crash bandicoot, and then you run out of the screen and it starts loading, right? Now it says loading in the corner and it's blinking loading for like, what, 20 seconds? You're like, I'm bored. You could have had a little mini thing to do there, like smashing X to make fucking crash bandicoot jerk off or anything like anything like anything like that. If devil made a cry three, where to shoot the loading thing? Yeah, exactly. But they have a patent on that, so you're not allowed to do that anymore.

That's fucking gay. They were allowed to do it. There's another patent on a, I think it was King of Fighters had a patent on their training system for, like, teaching you how to play the game. So that's the only game that's allowed to train you in that specific way. I think you guys are all base. Base? That's very broad. It is very broad.

We're talking in a term like, so if you were... You're acting like anybody can just like say, oh, well, you can't do this. It's like saying that you can't use the color blue in video games. I know, that's my point. That's, but it's true. Like, they will sue you if you do that unless you pay them to do that. And that's not a lie. That shit is gay.

That's not a lie at all. What do you think of that? They changed the whole thing. I don't know. I know people who hold on a trip marks and you're making it seem like they're not going to bother suing you. They will sue you over that. Oh, no, I know that. What about people who hold on towards and don't do anything with it?

Like the guy who had edge, like he didn't do it, he fucking didn't do anything with it. Well, I'm pretty sure, like, your patents or copyrights will eventually expire. They will. They have to. Yeah. What's an edge? It was a word that's like, it had like a nice meaning. So somebody patented the word edge and you can't use it anymore?

No, so it's like you couldn't say edge. You couldn't use edge in your products if you're trying to sell something, you can have edge you couldn't, you know... Okay, again, I think you guys are very off base here. Maybe. What am I doing wrong? I'm nothing. This is completely by ignorance, but it's like, can people really own words like that? Oh, is that the question? Yeah, can you own edge? And like... Words are just like a sounds for your mouth. It's so... Sony tried to put a patent on Let's Play. Yeah, they trademarked the word. But they didn't do anything with it, which I think is completely acceptable. Isn't that

what you're supposed to do? You're supposed to do something maybe. Well, if they fucking trademark trademarked let's play. It's not to stop people from doing it. Yeah, that's the Maybe they trademarked before some evil corporation. Exactly, and that's a good, like, I don't mind it when people trademark something and then don't do anything wrong with it. They're just trying to stop other people. Yeah, that's good. But if you're trademarking a word like edge. Huh?

Under another name, call it Greenplay. There's no end of the things you can do. You could just call your username, like if you wanted to do Let's Play, Stamper Plays. Alright, what word would you trademark? If you could take a word and be like, no, you can't mind, my word. It can't be something broad, it can't be pussy, it can't be but-hull or butt or anything, but it can be something like... Can I create... Rambentious ass.

Can I trade... Can I, like, just make that? No. That would be a huge waste. I would love to do that. I feel like you shouldn't be able to a broad terms. And a big regret later. Any time anyone queef.

You... Corey just said you could trademark any word in the world. But you can't do broad terms. But you could be the queef. You could have the quefe. That's the worst superhero... That's gonna be sitting in his office with his tie in his shirt like... Queef ink. He's like, somebody based on his door, he's like, please come in. And he's got his little, like, Dumbled door glasses with the half moons.

Just like, looking. over documents? Why do you want to work for queef ink? Queef ink sounds like an infected pussy. Yeah, what if they said like, if they said like, is your name? It comes out of everything. It's like an octopus. The people coming in is just like, um, so is this, uh, do we witness girls queefing? No, it's not to do a queefing. It's just called queefing. I encourage somebody right now to go and file all the paperwork for a stamper.

No. What if somebody... And everything I've ever done. Okay. You're, you're fucked, dude. Nile. You really think so. Nile. What if somebody went into your?

your office while you know you had the glasses set up he came in slam the papers down and he said I own the word pussy farts yeah I know you make up your own words for pussy fart I am suing you get out of her thousand more serious I've ever seen Cory I thought this was like the finger on the couch he was like I own the word pussyfarts and I'm suing that is a real scenario sir I felt yeah no they're real for Nile I'd say quiff quiff I did pussy fart productions you're like I'm pussy fart productions you You could not be queffing. Yeah, queef isn't just pussy farts, though.

Queef can be when the air is pumped inside. It's not actually, theoretically. Theoretically, not a fart. Like when you're having sex and, like, you push your wiener in the, the, they always do. They always get embarrassed. And she's like, oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, someone else comes in.

Sometimes they just kind of ignore it, but, but, you know. But, okay. And then sometimes they're, like, combo, like, an ass fart, and that is, and then they, not that I know of them. So you own quefe. Yeah, not that I know of. This guy owns pussy farts. Someone else comes in with another turn.

Like, this is the worst conversation ever. This is the most bullshit conversation ever to you guys live in Vertebrate. Don't you? Of what? Your fucking pee-wee video got taken down over this shit. Of all the things that I've done, that one thing, and you know what, it's still up, dude?

Where? On Facebook, where hundreds of thousands of people are looking at, it got taken down to one. It's still on Facebook? I'm saying is that you still have to slightly worry about that shit because there's assholes who will just take advantage of it. I'm not worried. If someone took Spass Kid and PussyFoss?

You're not wrong. I'm not saying. that like oh you gotta worry about every little thing but what I'm saying is it's kind of bullshit that people aren't allowed to be creative and have their own little gameplay elements without checking a fucking giant book of Pattie's first at the same time yeah I agree but at the same time I think you're overthinking things it's not as bad as you think they are it is kind of what games it kind of is so what's your option go home and and cuddle up in a blanket and never do anything again

well I'm saying is like let's say you're really talented you know program creator and you're like I want to make a new animation software that will help animators but then you got to be all like oh wait Adobe has patents on the specific thing. That's another thing. When like people own the market, like EA owns every single sports game ever made now. That's why there's no actual like perfect you know software because they have to do work around without getting sued by other guys. Well let me hit you. So, uh, me and Mike, we made swivel. Yeah. Yeah. That's non-profit. Huh? Non-profit. Oh, so you're thinking about it. Strictly profit. Yeah. They made it to keep the patent so

they could make money. They still could technically take it down even though it's non-profit because they own the patent. But they probably won't because it's non-profit. Did you hear about the Disney changed the whole legality of trademarks because Mickey Mouse was out of date? And we talked about this last time did we not sure I thought we talked about how Disney owns Marvel but like Captain America is like more than 50 years old so in the old laws he would have been fair use by now and anyone in the world could have made their own Captain America cartoon. They did that with Mickey Mouse too. I think Disney's done wonders with Marvel and like Star Wars and everything. You're an intelligent person. Oh, fuck you. Fuck you.

What? What life? I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm I'm not saying that I'm not gonna live life. I'm a gameer. I don't want to work a 95 job. I am a gamer. I don't want my white picket fence in my 95 job. I don't want a 2.5 kids. I see.

Princess Peach. You can't deny the people don't get fucked on a daily basis because it's a stupid losh. Nile defiles. Yeah, I can't. No, you can't, because you got fucked. In what way? Peewee, Herman.

Yeah, that's why you... Pee-Wee-Herman. Now you can't make your money from it. You know what happened. Pee-Wee-Herman saw your video. Oh. What? What he's like,

Stamper, Pee-Wey Herman saw your video. He's like, I do not, I can't do his voice. I do not sound like that. Dislike. If he was like, report that guy. He saw my video. Oh, it got right about him. I can't do it.

He's like, well, boys and girls, I'm going to put my brand new movie out on Netflix and not get any views. And then I'm going to die. That's good one. That's good one. You know, he should fucking, he should give me a little bit of credit. He can't even do his own voice anymore. I can do his voice better than he can.

That's because he has totally. The same motherfucker is so old. He's got 12... He's like the fucking crickkeeper and... Yeah, he's got 12 layers of makeup. It's like a fucking brick of makeup on his face. And he still looks like... He's got those little...

You know what? I still love the guy, though. He's got those little kind of corpsey lips. They've never seen Kiwi or Piwi. Corpse-y lips. He's little like pink dying... Now he goes... Like he was like, what's it called?

Like somebody like painted him on his deathbed? Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what is like Mr. Bean? You like that is... That is... Through white powder at him. And... at first what I said corpse he was just saying oh is this yeah I guess that is pretty

negative is pee-wey like American mr. bean kind of thing what basically yeah is he he's like a kid show oh yeah I would actually consider pee we to be America's mr. B that's true I don't know except mr. Bean is more less fantastical mr. Bean doesn't talk though but he has like a charming like mr. Bine kind of he taxed the mind a little bit more where you have to kind of make up you have to fill in the because it doesn't say anything you just like Blank. You guys like Mr. Bean or this like Mr. Bean? I like Mr. Bean. I like the comedian.

I love it. I love Mr. Bean. Oh, okay. I think I did. What you asked that question? No, because people either love him or hate him usually. You think so? Yeah.

I never met a world person. I hate it. Yeah. I like the actor and I also like Mr. Bean. Remember there was like a period of time on airplanes where all they played was Mr. Bean. Yeah. That actually happened. Yeah.

It's just like this timeless thing. Yeah, because everyone just loves Mr. Bean. Bians like put on mr. Bain's funny on me that's a character though you say mr. Bien right but for example like his cartoon show fucking stinks though I like Roland Ackinson in mr. Bean right but I didn't care for a black adder there's actually yeah some black adders that are good there are some black adders I've seen some good black adders season one's kind of stinky yeah yeah exactly you know when you tell somebody to watch black adders like season one is yeah yeah yeah don't start like that movie was good it's like Ron Ackinson it's like

Blackadder goes fourth, what was called? Where he goes back at the time machine? The 99, yeah, the 99. Yeah, the 99. Yeah, it goes forth. It's like he, it's set in the modern day and he goes back in time. But it's really good. We're talking about shows that like, they're like timeless, but they feel completely like...

We were talking about this before, but like Twilight Zone is something you can watch at any point. Oh, at any point. It's like timeless. It's like... They're really good. They're not like written around any modern themes or anything like that. But it's like... But it's like fascinating what you said, when you said like, um...

You kind of piece the colors together and you can kind of see what the place looks like because it's almost... Let me interrupt you for a second, Coy. I feel like a fucking dumbass. I didn't know the difference between a compass and a protractor. I didn't know yet. I was calling you a fucking rom-ness and extra protract. Go on? It's like an hour ago.

I know. Oh, it's just like... It's still eating at him. You see, like something like, um, like Leave it to Beaver. I hated Leave it to Beaver. But Twilight Zone, I like Twilight Zone. Because the stories are way more in gone. I just barrel through all of those again.

It's on Netflix. Right now, currently. I have it on Hulu. By the time you listen to this, 20 years from now, it's not gonna be there. Um, I never got into like three stooges kind of shit. Really? Yeah, I didn't like that. I wasn't feeling three stooges. Oh, that's the funniest shit ever? No. Which one? No. No. The old ancient one? Yeah. That's like, the quality sounds like it's coming here.

Yeah, yeah, you know, people are saying it's the best thing that's ever been created. The newer white shit. The movie, it's gonna turn out there. Oh, agreed. Oh, oh. I've never seen it. What is Citizen Kane? It's a fucking movie, you know? Oh yeah.

He's a citizen and he has this. He has this cane and he goes around whipping kids with it. Is it really? He's a senior citizen. That sounds all of so. The plot for Citizen Kane. He's a citizen of this town. He has his cane.

He has his kids and he whips him with the cane. And he's like, I should probably stop doing it. At the end of the movie, and he spreads his asshole and calls it. Obama walks up and he's like, you are now a citizen. And then he puts his cane in his asshole. Oh, is that the Rosebud movie? And he's transported to the future because his cane was magical. And this is a citizen cane.

He's shams it and he turns away. It's one of those... It's the most classic movie of all time. Everyone is one. always like soon as I'm caring is the greatest film of all time it's always it's these movies that are very ahead of their time boy oh well yeah and fairness it was ahead of it it was like one of the first movies and that's it you can't say it's a good or you can't say it's a bad yeah because it was the

you know format of all the same way there's like by today's standards you look at and you say yeah I get why it's a good movie the way things are cut the way things are cut and edited and fill the cinematography is all like that was like the first one to do all that shit but I'll get crucified for that one like the first hard movie is like I've never seen it so I don't have an The first like real... You'll watch and you'll be like, oh yeah, I get it. Yeah, it's very like point A to point B, like everything is just...

There's like a category of movies where you can't really watch them because they've been parodies so much and you've watched The Simpsons and family dying everything so it's just ruined so there's no point of even looking at it. The one movie that stood apart from that was The Shining though. Like I thought that I would never be able to watch the Shining. That's a very good example. And then I watched a Shining. That's true. That is a truly fucking well done movie.

Do you see the TV show they made of The Shining? I saw that. They tried to make more close to the buck, but... It was terrible. He made that one. Yeah, yeah, because he hated the movie apparently. He made... Man, Stephen King, he makes some fucking stinkers, like, seriously.

Stephen King hated The Shining? Yeah, the one with Jack Nicholson, so he made his own version. That's so weird, because didn't he do a dream catcher? And a lot of all their bullshit, garbage fucking... Do you remember the... He wrote so many books, like, a few... Like, if you throw enough shit out of a wall, like, someone will stick, you know, somewhere... Do you remember that movie?

I respect that, though, kind of... Yeah, no, yeah. I completely respect that. He was taking so much cocaine, he forgets all of this stuff he was taking when someone, like, will just keep on throwing their shit out of a wall until it's stick. He was taking so much cocaine that he forgot everything, like almost everything he wrote. Where do you get that? That's what everyone says.

Yeah, yeah. So, like, you know, you tell him, it's like, do you remember writing the dome? He's like, no. He's like, no, it was on cocaine! Yeah, because he was just like, blah. He was just, like, plowing through pages every day. And then, like, he was like, oh, this came out. Oh, you know, here's a topic I was thinking about earlier.

Like, I was going to mention it. Things, products that you've never bought before. I was thinking about it. Products you've never bought before? You mean all starting. You mean common products. Condoms. I have never, seriously.

I've never bought condoms or eggplants in my life. There's two for me. Eggplants. What's an egg plant? It's a... Exactly. So you've never bought them more. I've never bought...

I've never bought yams or... I like how... None of you have corrected me on the fact that I've never bought condoms in my entire... I said that. I know. I'm bought condoms. I don't buy them anymore. Because I don't have sex.

Okay, I said it. No one will fuck me! Well, I don't buy them because I don't believe in comments. I've never bought fucking yams or plastic pool toys that you use... You never bought a furs. A fucking noodle dude? No. Ply plastic pool aren't a common thing to buy.

You don't have a pool. Yams aren't common. Yeah, they are the sweet potatoes, dude. I've never bought a yam either. It's a sweet potato. It's a sweet potato. Gross. There's no reason why...

Yeah, it's long... ...s and sweet potatoes are very different. No, like, they're long sweet potatoes. I thought a yam was like a foreskin-looking fruit. No, no, no, it's a potato, which that's long and sweet... Never bought a fucking... Yum. Yams do look like four skins, but they're not fruits.

Or maybe they are. Do you guys know what a yam is? You're gonna do a cooking show. show yam is a fucking sweet potato long fucking potato I don't yeah I'm is a retarative way of saying yes I'm not interchangeable in the same time I don't know what the fuck a prolethers there's a lot of vegetables I've never bought or I've never bought yams never bought beets core have you ever bought a bag of sugar yeah I'm about a big bag of sugar a bag of sugar a bag of sugar a bag of sugar you can't

bag of sugar you can't a bag of flour excluding food though what do you like not want about what are you what is interesting though yeah you oh you think food is really cool well you're asking the fact you bring up that question every week I find myself buying something new that I will then buy again next yeah because I'm discovering new things that make my life oh my god Chris could not be more right on this when I first moved in with Chris in Wexford and Ireland there was just honey everywhere like this bottles of honey everywhere you open the press honey you open the toilet lid honey everywhere honey and then he was like no I don't

like honey anymore so then you change it well what did you change it too it was like peanut butter you don't have honey in Ireland yeah but then you have peanut butter and honey yeah no no he changed his yeah the honey yeah the honey was Slowly replaced by peanut butter. And then the honey made a return, right? You know what Chris is doing? Nah, I've never made it. I like honey.

He's slowly understanding how honey and peanut butter, and you start buying bananas, and you're gonna make honey and peanut butter. I wasn't even talking about that. I was talking about the fact where I- Peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Like, every week I discover something new that's common, but I wouldn't have ever thought of using,

but then I'm like, oh wow, that's handy. They're talking about. It's become an adult, I think. Exactly, and then you're like, oh shit. Everybody's a fucking adult. They just live in different worlds. It's like, you don't know about this. until you have a friend that maybe suggested or maybe you need something.

Like I'm buying candles a lot now. Yeah, I mean, too. Candles is a thing now. Camels is a good idea. I got this sweet caramel candle. I've been buying candles forever. I love having a huge supply of baby wipes. Baby wipes.

And disinfectant spray. It's a good idea. Disinfecting spray. For your hands or for your booty hole? No, I would never spray disaffecting spray in my asshole. No, I mean the baby wipes. Oh, no, I use baby wipes on just everything. I'll have like a pack of baby wipes on my desk in my office.

He brought it in my room. So if I'm in my office, I'm like, My Sintique looks kind of smodgy, I'll wipe it, or my desk is kind of dirty. Baby wipes? Yeah, because they have disinfecting in them. So you're cleaning as you go, and they're just handy to have right there. You just get windex and paper towels? Because you got baby wipes right there, it's way easier.

At one point I used to always get... You're wiping your Sintake's ass, like, all day? I wipe everything. I wipe down my keyboard. Baby wipes? Yeah, because they disinfect shit, so you... Yeah, but they're also like, Senned and stuff.

Exactly, they're beautiful! So you're like, ugh, the door handle. I changed my cat's litter. I opened the door, like, while I handled cat shit. Now I can use a baby wipe and everything's clean. You just like the smell of baby wipes. It is weird. I know it's weird. That's what I'm saying.

He likes the smell of baby wipes. So I use baby wipes and then if I'm in the bathroom and I'm like, ugh, the sink looks gross. I'll spray it with disinfecting. And then it's a baby wipe on it and then it's all clean again. And then nobody will walk in and go, ugh, it smells like Nause ass shit in here. I've never bought a diaper. Ever. Why would you ever buy one?

Adult diapers or children diapers? Either. I'd never bought a diaper. What store sells a diaper? Like, like, just bought it. Do you have what diaper, please? I thought it was vending machines. Goodwill. The only...

The dude comes in and he's like, totally cracked out. He's like, I need a diaper, like, right now. The only reason you would ever need one diaper is if you just shit yourself. Goodwill. You can get, like, Peanuts and fucking, like, Charlie Browns. What the hell is fucking... I would never buy a diaper brand with peanuts and brown in the same fucking sentence. Charlie Brown.

I still don't know what he's talking about. Brown peanut shit diaper. Like I had his back. In Goodwill's secondhand store. A goodwill is a secondhand store. Why would you buy a second and diaper? Because it's not been used. What are you talking about it?

means it has been used no it has her second hand a second hand diaper means it has been you know therefore shat and you can the worst example of where to get a pocket seem really will um occasionally I'll buy pepto bismol because it's just good to have pepto baking soda's cool because you can put in your shoes and they'll smell good or yeah he does that is that a thing that's a good idea oh so I didn't know that was a thing making soda's uh my mom for shit probably the last 20 years as long as that fucking known is she only you only knew your mom 20 years whatever brush her teeth yeah brush her teeth yeah thank you

keeps it in a little dish and she's she hasn't used toothpaste as far as I know people use baking soda brush her teeth have the widest teeth ever I know and she has perfect teeth how do you do that have any dental problems you just you just put your brush in it and run underwater is that a bad thing to do that she has a little dish by the sink I did I mean toothpaste has baking soda but doesn't have that much I have baking soda toothache up you have to have a ton and hammer is a good baking it tastes like fucking garbage it's harsh people put baking but it's good for I used to me it tastes bad so it's like I I know it's

doing something good. That's the thing. That's pretty much... That's pretty much the rule. Whenever you're like, you know, when you, something that tastes fucking horrible, you know it's working. It doesn't taste like fucking Sunny D. It doesn't work. Maybe for him more than you. So do you guys have any, like, daily, I don't know, objects or routines that other people might not have that you couldn't live without now? Oh, here's something that's really bizarre and people will probably like be like, what? I always forget to put PJs on. I haven't worn... Wow, that's crazy. That's fucking insane. I, I'm just, I'm so used to wearing jeans.

I sleep naked. I completely forget to put on like Like fucking shorts, comfy shorts. No, no, it is. No, it is. No, it is. More often than not, I sleep in my clothes.

Yeah, me too. I say nine out of ten times. Me too. I don't sleep with my fucking hoodie over my head. It is interesting, I can't do that. I didn't say it wasn't interesting. He just started it off with,

this is the craziest fucking shit. I can't wear fucking slippers. No, it was funny because he's like, my PJs, like he thinks at like 8 p.m. He has to go change it to his, uh... Yeah, no, I'm like, matching model top with the flap in his ass and then that little like gnome hat

I was love to be that sexy guy who just wears those fucking PJ pants with the gnome hat that's like the cone that you sleep like this like why that's only for adorable old man I guess a little like candle stick holder that's only for what purpose is it like white ones in my kitchen I got a really weird memory of reading a book with a kid with one of those and someone was feeding the kid with a really long spoon and it really freaked me out your dreams are disturbing like you miss the one where you were I have this memory of being read a story book and in one of the pictures was a kid being fed with a really long spoon and the really long spoon was creeping me the fuck out Do you think that was just like a perspective like shift to I don't know it was like a kid kind of like tucked in the bed with a big bowl of porridge

Which is kind of the story. It's kind of disturbing. It's kind of disturbing because a huge bowl of porridge just makes you kind of go This is really that would fill you up but then the big long spoon just it's creepy. I don't know it's like an alien finger. I don't know if you're just I don't know it's a real book. I just I don't know it was a type of you read that you this is your Sam let's talk about that Let's talk about books that you remember as a kid. Three books. That's what I'm saying. Stamber.

Three books that you remember as a kid. No, I'll go. Because there's like three books I remember as a kid. There's the Stinky Cheese Man. I fucking love that book. You remember that book? He has like bacon. No.

He has bacon for a mouth and olive eyes. He was based off the gingerbread man. And he's the stinky cheese man. I fucking love that. I'm a weird. Before this game, continue, I actually want to draw. Are you inventing these books actually...

This exists. That sounds so fucking made up. Made up stinking cheese man is real. Google it. I fuck look at I guarantee you're sorry, but it just sounds like the most made-up shit But I'm the fucking psycho in this group right? This stinky is sitting right there Stop this stinky cheese man is based it's it's a parody like gross book of the gingerbread man a guy makes a stinky cheese man It's a book. It's just like a book but have illustrations or is yeah yeah illustrations but he's like a Mozilla cheesehead thing like with like the cut in the middle he has an

Two olives for his eyes and a bacon mouth. And he's a mischief little guy. And he like runs through the woods and stuff. Dude, I think he ate at the International House of Pankake's invented a book. No! No! It's real! I'll draw him right now. Give me a fucking piece of paper. Cory, no one could see, so just carry him down. Make sure you show everybody on the podcast.

Corey, come back. I remember there was this book, right, where there was these alien blobs who took over people's bodies. And it was a kid's book. And one of the alien blobs took over this girl's body. And it made me horny. And I have no idea why that made me horny to this day. This is what he looks like.

Because your alien blob takes over at girls' bodies now. You know what he looks like? This is what he looks like. That's a gingerbread man. Yeah, it's a parody of it. It was like a gross book. Siri. Stinky Cheese Man.

Oh, dude, I've been fucking drunk since nine. I don't know what you mean by. Stinky Cheese Man book. Hey, Siri. PM last night. Stinky Cheese Man book. I don't understand. Stinky Cheese Man.

Fucking Google it. Somebody Google. Fuck, Siri. She did. She couldn't find a fucking spoon in a cereal bowl. She's a fucking idiot. Sirius, no Alexa from Amazon. Holy shit.

Now I remember why I love this fucking podcast. Yeah, he's right. Look, show him the picture of him. Show him the stinky cheese man. Holy. Look. Look. The stinky cheese man might be his.

Oh my God. That is fucking real. Dude, I fucking told you. You drew his mouth. I thought your handle is shaking. He has a bacon mouth and fucking olive eyes. Are you sure it's that international house of pancakes? Because you can do that.

It's right. It's right there. International House of Pankets? You guys remember skip the dog? I skipped that one. What's that? What's skip the dog? It was a cute orange dog Oh dude there was a fucking Nick Jr. program of that fucking go for the big red dog. No, skips the dog. He's like you have a fucking He's like he's like fucking like schnauzer frame. Yeah, yeah it looked the art look like the commercials for Red Bull. Yeah, it does look like that really crazy style. Did you guys have I love horses They're my friends. I love horses. What the hell is that? What the hell is that? Dude, in Ireland, there was this show called Bernard's Watch, right?

And it was the... Do you remember that, Chris? I don't remember it. There was this weird fucking show called Bernard's Watch, where it was this kid, and he had this watch that stopped time. But, like, there was, like, really weird, creepy fucking Pito undertones to it. We were, like, he'd, like, press the button. And, like, you know, the first few episodes, they'd just be like,

Bernard, press the button. And he went, and, like, he'd go into a store, and, like, he'd skip the whole... The line would be huge, so he'd say... Ireland, but UK? UK. And he'd skip the whole queue, but he'd still pay for the fucking shit. in the shop because it's for kids. But then there was these weird, creepy undertones.

He'd skip the whole line? Yeah, and, like, episode, like, 12, like, he'd see, like, this weird black van when time was stopped, he'd be like, huh. I think you got kidnapped or something. I don't know, I can't remember what happened after that, but it was a weird creepy. Was that like a summer of your life or a real show?

I think it was a show. Exactly. Stamper, what are you doing for Valentine's Day? It's coming up. What's that? Tis the season, a Valentine's Day. What are you doing on? Oh, yeah, it's like, Valentine's Day.

Is it a Thursday or a Friday? It's a day. Remember Valentine's Day? I was sleep. Do you know the shit when you were in school and they would force you, like if you wanted to give cards to a person, they'd give cards to everybody? Just interrupted Chris. What was Chris? Yes, Chris.

I was gonna say, would you like to go out with me on Valentine's Day? Yes. Can I call? No. Would you actually like to go out with me on Valentine's Day? Yeah, let's go have a nice moonlit fuck. You don't mean that. You're just joking.

I do mean it. No, actually. I think he doesn't mean it. Dude, I have a really nice restaurant plant. Okay. If you really want to. Okay. You probably do.

Okay. Stamp. It is so comfortable in the new grounds office. This is a sleepy cabin. We're in the cabin. We're in the cabin. Shut up, Wolverines. All right.

Stamper, you know when you escape the cabin the first time? How did you end up finding the way back? Did you just like do a circle around and come back in? A GPS. What did you see in those woods? Stamper, dial. I was there, but I was watching. I was only an observer.

He was there. Chris. I was also there. I was also there. I was thinking under the bushes. We didn't think you could see this. Me all got stuck in quick sand. We got stuck.

We got stuck. Stamper helped us out and we... Stamper, who would win? Harry Potter with his invisible cloak Or Frodo with his invisible ring. Easily. Dude, fucking, Frotto will just get eaten by fucking ring rates, dude.

No, they're in a white room with no doors or windows. They're just stuck in there with each other. I think the ringwrites will be able to... No one can get in or out. It's just Frodo and Harry. He can fucking ghosts. Harry is magic. He doesn't.

He lost his one. He could be like Chokis van Trokes. I'm talking like year two, Harry, so he's like... Year two here. He's chokis. It's a choke him. It causes Frodo to choke himself. No.

He doesn't have his wand. You're like, chokis van trochus, and then food goes in and they choke on it. Some Norwegian guy listening called Chokas Ventura. And then reminds you can't do that. You shouldn't do that. You're fucking up. They're in a white room with no doors with windows or one. It's not chokisventon.

It's second year Harry Potter. Napoleon Dynamite and visibility cloak carrier in a room. Oh. So Darth Bader 2.0 versus what are you talking about? Dude, fucking Kylo Ren, dude. Kyle Wren. And Napoleon's like, this is a sweet cloak. Can I give you the first second?

Can I have it? Can I have that class? Is he really sweet? Dude, dude, the- You can't see her, he's wearing the quote? I really want to see a compilation of someone taking fucking Napoleon Dynamite and putting it over Darth Vader's face. Darth Vader 2.

He's like, where she's like, I'm not gonna submit to. He's like, God, whatever. You like Darth Vader too? You know, he's like, oh. We are never allowed to talk shit on any parody ever again. That would be funny. Do you guys like Napoleon Dynamite? Yeah?

Yes. Like, loads of people hate that. They don't get... I love the... Lylel hates it. That's one of those 50-50s. It's like either you're a little bit of a lady. Yeah, Marmite.

Does Lyle hate it? Or rather, you understand it or you don't care for it at all. I love it. I love it, too. It's like the only corking quality I can go. I thought it was charming and well-paced. Yeah. I like the pacing, more than anything else.

All right. Stamber, you said something that's really interesting. Movies that's stuck with you that you always remember. Did I say that? I said that like an hour ago. You said that like an hour ago. You said like movies that you saw that you remember as a kid that never left. I said a lot of...

You know, I say a lot of things. There's something I remember seeing as a kid, and I swear to God it's real. I don't know how to explain it. I just remember... I was sitting behind the couch, and I peeked my head up to watch what my parents were watching. Yeah, I did the same thing. And I don't know, it was a white couch in a pink room. And they were watching something on the show where these kids were in a graveyard.

Your parents have a white couch... Had a white couch in a pink room? It was Florida. That doesn't be anything. Well, it was like Florida... It's like common in Florida. That's not fucking important. What's important was...

It's important to be, but continue. So there was teenagers that were in a graveyard, and they were fucking with this one graveyard. Like, they were smashing stuff on it, and I was watching it. And I remember... They were smashing, like, tombstones? They were smashing bottles on it and shit. Oh, okay.

But what I remember vividly was there was this... It sounds fucking crazy. But there was this demon baby, like red-eyed demon baby that flew up and fucking bit the guy's neck and, like, ripped him apart, and there was his blood and all the shit coming out. And I remember hiding from the couch

and not knowing what I just saw. That was one that always stuck with me. When I was like eight, I was at my friend's house. And he said, my brother's watching a scary movie. So he stuck her heads around the door. And it was that scene from Evil Dead 2, where he's flying through the woods, and he smacks into the tree. His face falls down into the mud for like...

It's scary? No, dude, right? His face is down in the mud for like 20 seconds, and his face comes up and it's really scary. That fucking ruined my fucking... I was, like, ruined for like three years. I was way too young for that. I could understand that being scary with the...

The noise of, like... There was no kind of... I didn't know it was a funny movie. I just saw that part. I think a lot of people have those. Like I had one too. Like I came downstairs and my parents were watching this movie where two people were fucking and I was like peeking around the corner. But it was like some cinemax thing. Like it didn't, but to me it was like so important. I was like, oh, I'm looking at something right now that I should be looking at. That was the same way with um six feet under. That's when I told you this story. I don't think we ever released it publicly so I could probably say it. First time I ever saw like actual like gay porn. I was one of the dudes is six feet under. where like fucking chrater? Yeah, when he was like hard fucking him in a fucking like parking lot under like a like underground parking lot thing. Hard fucking him. You don't understand.

It was intense and I was just like a kid. I was just like, I didn't know what I was looking at. Bareback like no loop just inside. No, it was like the car was fucking shaking on the front of it. And he was cursing and it was kind of crazy. And I remember the cops come and they run away. But I remember my parents saw me. They had a very serious intentions with that show, I think.

You know, six feet under. Maybe should be called the six inches in, you know what I'm talking about I just remember one scene he was just talking to this guy at a party and then he's like he's like you want to do this And the guy's like yeah and then immediately there's fucking and I'm just like I was not expecting that dude from Dexter was me the gay guy in that show I probably he might have been Do you think there's a word for what you just said Stamper? What where it's not nostalgia because you don't get that nice warm feeling but when you're a kid and you see something that may not mean something to anyone else except you but it's so important to you that it's so important to you that it's like it's always sticks with you forever scarestalgia I didn't even mean anything specifically scary I just mean like something that affected you so much but it may not have affected anyone else at the same time it's something that you can't really explain to somebody yeah it's not nostalgic it's going

I remember it's like oh yeah I remember that too but it's like a moment you remember but you can't ever recall what it is and you can never recall what is until you get over it's like a really weird vague powerful emotion you know when you like look you like Google something to see if like the movie knows what it is like you're right if like the movie knows what it is like you You're like, it's a movie about a girl who drowns, and she comes out of the water and scares everybody. And you Google that, and people are like, there's this movie with this scary girl in the water. And it's not even the fucking movie you're hoping for it. Hey, do you remember this? They're like, yeah, I do maybe. Do you ever do that? You just feel bad because nobody remembers it, nobody ever will.

Do you ever do that? So it's very personal to you and you have to just sit and rot on it. It's like this game I played where for the longest time, it wasn't until a channel I watched that does long plays. For the longest time, it was this fucking point-and-click game about dragons in, like, the Alexander age where, you know, like the swords and knights and stuff. It was fucking dragons of the roundtable type shit. They were all dragons. And it was a fucking learning point-and-click game that I got for my PlayStation that we got from school. It was a learning game, but it had so many adult innuendos in it.

And I knew they were fucking adult. You better clarify the story real quick. So you got a game for your PlayStation from your school that was a learning point-and-click adventure. Yeah, it was a learning. It was like a bunch of games again. There's a couple of holes in that story. It was a Granny's Garden? I have no idea, but it was a pointing click dragon game

that I've never played before. Are you sure it existed? It exists. There's this one scene that the person ever found that I remember vividly. There's this part where you make a cow shit, literally, and you fucking step in it as a dragon. And the dragon says...

What fuck? It's like British, and he's like, oh, you stepped in shit! And he says it like that. And I remember that as a kid playing that, and then he, like, wipes his fucking, like, shitty, like, foot on, like, the step and stuff. He's like, I don't want to be walking there anymore.

And then he, like, walks away. This is a game? It was a kid's game. It was a learning game. And he says shit? Yes. But you could also, like, poke people's... You say shit or shit?

He said shit. He said, I stipped in shit. He said it like that. Well, he was playing the Magic Schoolbooth game when I was a kid. But you could, like, poke dragon pussies. Like, you could poke the princesses. This is the source of your perversions. Probably.

But you could poke the princesses like pussy. Yeah, I think so. She was like a dragon that you could poke her pussy, and it would say stuff like, but I don't know where he's been. Do you guys remember the very first... Do you remember the very first lived... Yes.

It's real. It's real. What? Magic school bus. Yeah. I never seen that. You've never seen the magic school bus? No.

Come on the magic school bus. I don't even know what the magic school bus is. Dude, it's like a magic school bus. Sometimes it can go tiny, it can go into a body. Yeah, I thought it was crazy. Yeah, I thought was crazy. What? Yeah, my dad...

That was like an urban myth to me when I was a kid. I know. My dad, um, was like... I remember I got a very vivid memory of me and my dad and sister shit. I went on the computer in the kitchen. My dad was like, look, kids, we're playing a game. And he put on Leisure Sweet Larry, because he obviously didn't know what the fuck it was. Leisure Suit, Leisure Suit, yeah.

They did both make sense because he's going to a sweet. It's the same thing. Okay, well, I remember his leisure suit. Leisure suit means you're naked. Oh, well, anyways, my dad was like, where do you want to go, kids? Because in the game, you get into a taxi, you can be like the beach or the store or whatever. Surprise, surprise. Yeah, so then he got to a part where there's literally a hucker in bed, like, talking to you,

and he was like, well, we'll play this again tomorrow. And then he turned it off. And then we were like, Dak, we play it again? And he was just like, no. It's just like, why not? He wouldn't let us play it ever again. Chris, I only revisit. Stay sad, we call that leisure suit.

I had that game. I had that game on 1001 free. I must know it was so weird. I had it on 1001 free. Birthday suit. No, but it's really weird because if, like, I revisited it like three years ago. I was like, I remember that.

I downloaded it and I started playing it. And then I was expecting the music. You know, Jeff should be here right now because he remembers Leisure Soup Larry. Really? As much as I do, yeah. But fucking, I was expecting the music to come out of the speakers,

but it comes from the fucking processor. It makes like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. My fucking computer itself, not the speakers, was making these creepy fucking chip tune noises. What the fuck? I know, it was really weird. And it's not like he can turn them down, either.

It was like the weirdest shit ever. But now- So you can't even play it when your parents are sleeping. Yeah, it was so weird. And then I was just like, you know what? I'm gonna fucking beat this. So I looked up and walked through and I beat the whole game. And it was the biggest waste of time I was ever fucking spent.

It's horrible! Yeah, you fuck like a Native American chick. Corey, do you remember? That wasn't a waste of time. It is a huge waste of time. It affected your life still, right? It did affect my- that's the thing. It's one of those deep memories I have, but it's so fucking garbage. So was it a waste of time. You're right. Do you remember the 1001 free games? Do you remember that like text adventure game where it had like... What it was?

It was. Probably. Did you have that fucking piece of shit orange controller you plug into a TV that had like 50 billion games on it? They were all just stolen like NES games. Yeah, yeah. The Mega Joy 2000, I think it was called. Remember those games were in Ireland where every game came out like nine years later, do you? Later, do you're like thrift stores you can get like games came out on time

Except for like the PS2 is the most recent thing there's this game I've There's this game I remember playing like having a lot of fun doing it you're a ball okay Figure this cool world is fun I had cooler world I had the demo if this is it you're a ball You bounce around and it's like low gravity and stuff but you go through like those painting no you go through like famous paintings like William Escher paintings and shit and you go through paintings FCS yeah are the do you mean like upside down kind of left and right yeah you like that's cool Is it? Yeah. Oh, this game was fucking awesome. That was a good game.

It was a ball bouncing around and low gravity over fucking paintings. It was like grid-based, right, where you move up square, square, square, kind of right. Where the paintings in Cool, right? I don't think he's talking about Cool, I think he's just, he remembers it as one of those paintings. I had one thousand and one DOS games and I remember playing fuck out of the dust games. But it was that bullshit game where you had to like rotate things. Yeah, it was on the same Winters, Winters 98 discs.

It's like, Ghost in the Shell, Ghost and the Shell, Abe's Odyssey. Yeah, there was another one where you were kind of, it was like, Duke Nukemish where but you were like a little mini duke nuke and you come in on like a flag thing and it was like a little platformer and you collect CDs and gems and it was almost like Mario and that's what I loved about it because I was playing Mario and it had like the star system but with rubies so you collect enough rubies you can go to the next area and that also dealt with like platforming with like gravity flipping and stuff there's just something fascinating about old DOS games that you guys remember the Windows 98 screen savers it was like a maze with a maze with a rat and cheat yes dude I used to watch that like for hours like pipes oh pipes is awesome Pipe's is the fucking shit Pipe I used that and then I would like pretend that I was platforming on it for some reason like I would like follow the path And but in the maze one I tried downloading on one of my dad's computers because he had like the shitty computer and I ended up downloading a virus because you could actually download the fucking screen saver Yeah, the screen savers always came with virus

But they can already came with it so I was downloading it and it was already installed Yeah, there was this don't girl in my stake. I don't know if she's done now. I'm sure she's fine now, but like when she was a kid she was dumb like a lot of us were But I convinced her that like the screensaver the space screens that she was actually in space and she was like Whoa I was like yeah we're gonna And then I take it down with like I remember that one too back home dude she was like And there was the marquee remember that you could tell the marky yeah fuck you dad hey yeah Do you ever play the game brave fence or missashi? No, oh my god, it was the best fucking PlayStation game

First of all it was funny as fuck and it was really fun because it wasn't a game where it was like turn-based It was a game where it was like almost Mega Man-esque like you could take the it was Kirbyish so you could take moves and you could use their move against them I just remember there's this one part though where I went to town and I ended up like playing this hotel game But what's funny is there's all these like connotations like this library at the beginning that me and my friend would joke about and it's like he always seemed like he wanted Because he's like oh you're such a swift learner Musashi you should have come back with me to my quarters he always seemed like you wanted to fuck me So I'd always go back to him coming back to my quarters is that means you want to think but it's funny because everybody's like that.

Like you go in town and then you like talk to this like hooker lady at the front and she's like oh you're a little young for me but I think I could go around with you. Wait this is semi related but a trailer came out

I think it was yesterday where the first Oculus Rift sex game came out where there's these girls like tied up in a dungeon I thought fucking Oculus Roof Wait hold on I thought these assholes

The second that shit came out people were making sex games No no but I mean an actual game I'm jacked Like a Dark Saul's ass game I thought these assholes were like no sex games For an Oculus Ritz

It's not like they can stop it They're just making a MARAWRDA or seriously The girls are gross It looks like PS2. That's what they said. They were like, we're going to, no.

But it's like, that's what people are going to buy it for anyways. It's essentially a monitor with a gyroscope. They have no, like, say in one. Yeah,

when they're getting on it. The PC, the personal computer, it's like, no, no sex games. Surprise, surprise, surprise. Yeah,

exactly. I jack off all day every day. Gyroscope's that little rotating thing aside of your phone that gives up the rotation sensor. Is that what a gyroscope is? I heard the word,

man. I just never know. I get bad motion sickness from any kind of peripheral like that. I can't... The new one is supposed to prevent that. It's so high mega hurts or whatever. It's supposed to but I have really weak motion sickness. You're getting sick? You're getting sick?

But my eyesight is bad already. It's blurry, so I can't see anything. I've never gotten motion sickness. Yeah, I don't get it, but the refresh rate on the new Oculus Rift that's coming out is so good. It's like a personal bet. I'm still not going to pay $600. Dude, $600 is a steal, I think. Yeah, because you have two... $300 is a steel. You literally...

Mainly high definition fucking TV's in your eyes. You're an amazing refresh rate. You also need like a $2,000 computer. I have one. People, bitch and moaned about fucking prices. So you're essentially in a world. I refuse, I refuse to spend this much money on an Xbox one. And they turn around and spend like 700.

Angry Joe. Video card, dude. I just did it. But why would I ever buy something that made me sick before? No, no, because this has the refresh. Well, you shouldn't buy it because it makes you sick. The new one actually does have me. Yeah, but my cognitive bias tells me that I'm not never

going to buy one. That's fine. Corey doesn't need to buy one. He's happy on his monitor. That's great. I would personally love to step into a world and walk across a big fucking river. It's gay, but I'd love to climb a mountain and sky around or something. It sounds like a horrible way to spend your afternoon.

Just fucking toiling through a river and piranhas everywhere. I mean, the Oculus will never go the way of the Uya, but because... I'd personally love to be Jesus for the afternoon to just walk across the water. Everyone praising that. 90% of all the people... Did you see a bunch of Oculus? I'm just saying, right? I was at John's house and he had to...

the Oculus right and he put on this demo where you're literally just standing outside of a house and it was blowing me away all you're doing is standing outside of a house and I was like whoa this is fucking crazy John John was so like lovely because like when we were on that roller coaster in it he'd want us to experience it to the max so he'd get the chair and he'd be moving it to yeah he'd be doing it wrong completely wrong I know I did I almost hit my fucking head on the monitor because he like flew me forward remember that yeah but he was trying he was trying but the thing is this is what I don't understand was trying he was caring this is what I don't I understand. Rollercoaster rides, like that roller coaster ride, did not make me sick.

Flying around the fucking room didn't make me sick with the Oculus. Alright, Corey, fucking relax, dude. When I had to walk with the Oculus, like I had to manually move my controller and everything was completely straight, then I was fucking sick. Yeah, that makes sense though. That makes sense. It's really weird. So that, for me, like... But they fixed the refresh rate, so therefore... I could only play Oculus if I was fucking Paracel.

I'm only gonna buy one if you can't see the pixels. It's the only way I'll buy it. I don't think you can. I think they... Well, if you can't see the pixels, then I'm gonna buy it. Don't quote me on that. As far as I'm concerned, the only reason anyone buy an Oculus is so that you can have, like, macro girls sit on you. Well, no, that'd be cool. But, like, also, they're, like, this weird, like, celebrity simulator. You walk through a crowd and all these girls are showing you their tits, and you're like, ha-ha-ha.

I'm sure people will just live in that world. Exactly. That's all it's going to be used as. These little quirky games where people, the girl's just going to be like, m-ha-ha. Like that, you're just going to get their tithies. That's the mini-game. You're like, boing, bring, bing, you know, have your banana thing, you're fucking, and you're just going to fuck it. I'm gay.

I put myself on my I can't move for my honeymoon with my wife walks in she's like She was like anime noise like I get married to a real girl and we'd book on her honeymoon on the ocus That's all the Oculus in a few years you're gonna get like oh it's a very that's a nice tree that's a nice I like riding on this boat and then you're gonna be like right now Where's the naked girls? Um, let's do a harmony you start no Oh you're the boys choir in church and like you're the one asshole and so I was like Like you're a beautiful singer and the priest, he keeps coming up to you and he's like,

listen, he's got a beautiful voice, but you can't keep on, and Tiberian, do you need to talk to me for a second. Let's do a Latin choir, make up Latin word. Make up a Latin sentence and sing it over and over. Okay. Fissel beba, lairseo, no, no, so this is how we'll do it, right? One person will go like, I tried, man.

Domine and then the next person will come in and do the wrong little part okay, but we'll just keep saying the same sentence over again Me. Me ne's see me Domine me Me less and don't know Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Sounds like Cory Cory you start with another let you make up your own Latin sentence and start singing it Biggero, figa, oh, bigot, biga, biga. Ro.

You check this out. Do cell phone brands, right. Samsung, LG. Apple iPhone, LG. Fizio. Then the dudes in the back, they're just like, Life's gone. Samsung.

What are you fucking doing? That's the name of the brand. The provider. Why are you singing it so slow? Sorry, sorry, yeah, that was too slow. We're all like, you're like, Seriously.

You need to learn it to sing on note. Thanks for tuning it in. Good night! Bye!