SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E13 - [Prom Night Skid Marks]

Episode Date: February 23, 2016

Join Cory, Niall, and Mick as they explore the detailed anatomy of skid marks, devise the definitive manifesto of Rated-R movies, and drop gossip about the big school dance. Also Cory gets sexually assaulted by the hobo prom queen, while Mick and Niall murder a "25 pound" gummi bear. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/user/ricepiratenewgrounds) Niall (https://www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Podcast editing by: Ricepirate - Initial edit / Final Pass Tom Ryan - Main Edit +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Brian Adam . Nicholas Rose . Jace Baker Denis DeLong . Liam Staley . Sonny Canchola Susparty . Paul Raymond . ubernoobinator Matt Gronhovd . Travis Wager . Rodolfo Davis Millet Windmill Punches . Corbin Record . Dean Borris Andrew Dore . Elecktricd00m . Bill Zhuang Dani Rucker . Dazzanator . Conner St. John Phillip Tafoya . Hudson Heitmeier . Sam Child Yuval Birenzweig . Dan Jakab . Thomas King Chaney Rockwell . Jacob Arends . Andreas Tautra Sylte Chris Moore +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys.

He's a bunch bullshit. Welcome to the Manly Man podcast with us, Menly Man. Okay, season two, episode 15. No. No. Yeah, we're somewhere. Did you like my duck honk? Your duck honk?

My slow motion laugh. You know, I hate my laugh. I've ever told you that? You can control your laugh to a point, but when something makes you laugh, you just, you unlaw over the same laugh. You can not. You can practice. You can change it. I changed mine.

I hated mine. Mine was like. Oh, you did the wheezy laugh? But I was like, I don't like that. And then I was like, people like, people like contagious laughter. They like people who laugh audibly because they make them feel good. So I tried to laugh audibly, so I was like, ha, ha. And then I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know,

funny when you laugh kind of high pitch so I was like ha ha ha ha yeah mine is a lot more high pitch like Jeff does it too sometimes we have a similar laugh people love that people love I don't know I I hate I hate my laugh yeah what's your what's your laugh that you hate exaggerated make me laugh I have to really be laughing why the cheeseburger across the road because it was a hamburger yeah that was pretty good that didn't work at all when I laugh you can hear it in my voice And I cannot hold it back.

It's all fucking no, bare none. Your laugh is like your normal voice. It's like, ha, ha, it's like in the same kind of tone. It's not like. My normal laugh. Is it? I have two levels of laughing. I have a laugh from like,

like that. That was really condescending. You're just like, eh. I can't help it. But that's that normal laugh. And then when I'm really laughing, it's like, yeah.

No, no, no, exactly. But I always wanted something more from the bowels of my soul. Yeah. You need more.

Because right now it's like You know like it's like this high pitch Like and the more intense The laughter is the higher pitch it gets And it's just like a squealing scream I wanted something that was like from my Her

Like my belly Like it feels like It feels like you're going to explode That doesn't work Why? It doesn't work for you But it doesn't It sounds like you're introducing yourself

To an audience every time you laugh Like you come out on stage Like Oh And then like an audience claps It sounds like a super villain I think, yeah, I think you're more, I think an evil laugh would suit you. That's why you're laughing.

You're lovely. You're lovely in all. It's just the voice. I think it's an evil laugh. I remember when I was like nine, I had a friend who had a stutter. But he was like a really good baseball player and he was one of the more popular kids in the neighborhood. He just happened to have a stutter. Stutter.

I know if people stutter when they're trying to be kind of some intellectual, they're like, you stutter when you're scared. You're like, can I please? You've never heard me. Because you've never heard me scared. I've seen you. I've seen you in my fucking wedding your tidy wedding. You were, you had your hands up, protect your mouth,

your face. When were you most frightened to your core? The most recent fear that I can remember is when I had that pinching sensation in my balls. Is that actual fear? Well, it was fear because I could feel it. I'm at that age. We need more predators. What?

We need more predators. Like from the movie? No. Did just like kill people? Oh, sexual predators? No, no. Oh, sexual predators. 2016, our fears are, ooh, I have a tingling my toes.

Oh, you mean people like, like, robbing you and murdering people? No, no, no, no, actual, like, a cheetah. Like, natural predators. Yeah, because that's your fear now is I get bald. My ball tingle rather than like a freaking. It should be a fucking, like, a liger in my apartment building. Everybody should write off to have their own lion on each block. Yeah, there should be like one line.

side and winter. We've been killed the fucking margian. Yeah, just so we're not pussies anymore and fucking... It's true. It's a good idea. I mean, I am at the age, though.

Like, things start happening to people. You know, people get certain cancers around this time. Like, that's more normal. That's what I'm afraid of. I'm afraid of one day to go in the bathroom and be pissing blood

and suddenly I have drunk cancer. But you asked me, the scariest thing is when I went to take a shower and I went to feel around my balls. Now, I don't play with my balls like you guys do. PSA, every man should tingle or fiddle with their balls. Just a...

Yes. I have to get my... shots and all that stuff checked out because it's been like years. Right. But that's the other, sorry, what I was saying was is like, when people like, you know, you laugh it off or you don't say anything because you're embarrassed, right? Or all these things. And then, well, or anything,

really. You got a weird cough. You got a lump in your throat. You got a pain in your chest, but you're afraid to tell your friends or say anything because you don't think it's a big deal. And the next fucking thing you know, yeah, you're pissing blood or you're coughing up some blood. And it's like, oh yeah, you're in stage five terminal fucking cancer. Yeah, there's three things you need to do in life. Taxes.

You get your shots. And Fid away your like balls. I hate all three. Get money. Oh yeah, get money. I hate all four of those. Get money. My ones are, get money.

Get bitches. These are your problems? That's it. These are things you gotta worry about 2016. Here's my problem. I can't make antelog. I don't have enough peanut butter and raisins. You laugh, you lose, compilations aren't coming out as much as I used to.

No, you have to look up Dank WebM Complications. Dank WebM is good from one to three and then it starts being really gay. The vines. It does start getting gay. These are the issues. Sony's outfield's long plays. And that's why we need mountain lions in every, every block. Now, if a mountain lion and I have my license was coming towards me, I would hit that motherfucker with the car.

Good, you'd be one of the survivor dudes. Everyone else would hit the fucking mountain lion with a car. They'd be like, oh, there's a mountain lion. Breathe a retired. They'd fucking hit it. You'd stop, get out of the car and be like, I want a fair fight. I don't know. We're gonna go fist to fifth to cuffs.

I would see all the malling it's been doing the past few hours, and I'd be like, you know what? I think this fucking thing needs to die. to die. You're like accidentally killing something. I'm considering, Nile, I'm considering you at fault for this idea of having mountain lions as natural predators. Yeah, no, I want you to be dead honest. Dead honest, both of you guys. You're here

in the office. Yes. There is a fucking mountain lion and it wants to kick your ass. Yes. It's licking its chops. It has, when it blinks, its pupils are stakes. That's what it sees, when it sees you. You're done. Do you run or are you going to try to fight this thing? You stand your ground. You stand your ground,

you look in its eye and you say, no, I will not be intimidated by you, Mr. Mountain line. That's like the tumbler. Fuck you. That's Tumblr logic. Say, no. It works. Put a Tumblr person in.

You can't bully me. Put a tumbler person in a room without an option of vlog and let's see what fucking happens. Tumblr people are fucking... What do you call those steaks? Stakes? Blue steak? Yeah, blue steak. Cold steak.

Why? Barely warm steak. They got blue hair. Oh. Okay. Well, that went far, man. Good argument. Anyway.

That was one where you had to use your brain. I just, like, because I think, I mean, it's easy for us to say, yeah, I would stand and fight.

But I'm really curious. If I'm staring at this thing, I guess you'd just dive at it. I'd run towards the fridge, run towards the refrigerator, or jump up at me, and I'd swing open the fridge door and knock it out,

knock it out cold. Nice. You do like a Jackie Chan, like, Kung Fu. I'd do a Jackie Chan specific maneuver. Kung Fu, like choreograph.

How would that, exactly, Tom and Jerry thing with the refrigerator. Do like a flip bag. We're basically in a sealed room on like a third or a second floor of a building where you need like pass codes to get in this. I would about and get in here. It's not really a how. That's not really the question.

The question is that it happens. It's just there. It has a mouth that can just put the key in its mouth and go up on top and stick it to the door. Let me tell you this. When you're faced with a life and death situation and you only have a moment left to live, you're not going to sit there and go, how the fuck did this even happen? The only thing going through your head is What am I supposed to do now?

I back up to get to the knife drawer and chop its head off All right, you're going to pull out one of those fucking dull ass butter knives Yeah, there's no knives and you're going to cut off a tiger's head I don't know that at the time You're going to poke its eye out with a plastic fork and it's going to go You're going to aim for it and you're going to hit the side of its eye And that's only going to make your arm works On their plastic too

Yeah, plastic sporks Okay, so something I wanted to talk about It's Magfest is coming up Oh yeah Oh yeah For those who don't know It's a con convention It's music and gaming

Though I initially thought it was music animation It should be People don't usually make an a part of the Anagram Yeah I brought up Mavest mainly because like Every time I've gone to Magfest I haven't gotten sick So I don't know how susceptible everybody is to like

Things like that You haven't gotten sick as what you said? I never get sick and I've shaken hands of people and hug people Fucking Aaron and Susie and all that Game Grums they fucking get sick They got sick every time They got fucking sick

before they even did their guy and they had pan- Yeah, yeah, yeah They got sick before they could even get to their fucking room Ross, I think Ross always gets sick too, but towards the end They all get sick, yeah, it's sad. John's been getting sick too. I can imagine.

No, no, no. This is also not a gay way for you to come up to me with your fucking sniffles and in boggish hands and try and hug me because I'm not saying I will or will not deck you if you look like your fucking corpse. Corey, I think you are patient zero.

You are the one spreading the sickness. You're the typhoid. I am whatever. Typhoid, uh, I have a strong immune system. Yeah. I ate my boogers for 14 years. You know, this is a thing.

Most kids start on that. Did you know that that's true? Did you know if you were young and you were the kind of kid who was gross and did a lot of nasty things? I did, though. Eat your boogers and stuff. Dude, I ate so many boogers and ants. I still eat my boogers. I ate boogers and I ate boaters.

I ate boobers and I ate paper all the time. I never got the paper thing. I never got the paper thing. I always ate my boogers. Listen, I always ate my boogers and paper. You ate your fucking bookers. And paper, when I was little. It actually does.

Like, if you do that, it actually helps your immune system. To fight, like, weird bacteria that it's not used to. I think that's why people do it. I think, like, evolutionary, like, it's an evolutionary thing. Kids, yeah, kids do it because it's, like, they're bored and it's something they can nibble on. Mucous to me is, like, really putrid, because it's, like, nasty. Well, that's what vagina juices is, I mean, yeah. Oh, man.

It's different. There's a difference between, like, your holes that release, like, mucus over your, like, fucking nose and ears that release mucus. Because those seem more gross than your private parts. Dude, our whole body just constantly secretes. Yeah, like sweat and mucus and earwax in fucking cum and shit

and sweat and all sorts of goopy, gross crap. You just consume shit and just sweat it out. You know, essentially... Our bodies just leak. We are just like... Our skin is like a sponge. Like, if you squeezed us hard enough, right? Like, I think there was like, I forgot what kind of movie it was,

but somebody gets pushed in like a pressure chamber and all of the pores, you know, like, so all of your pores have like zit pus in it. Even little ones, even little ones, right? But the pressure was so much that every pore got crushed and it looked like their face. It looked like those Play-Doh, like spaghetti things, like just all this gooped just poured out of every pore in their face. Here's something that I always thought was also interesting. If we're on the topic of like gross mucasy stuff, this is something I noticed growing up and it's kind of, I don't know. if it's still true, but girls have, like, an infatuation

with kind of, like, gross things. Not, like, saying, like, they love, like, you know, scat and shit, but they, like, when I was growing up, my sister was obsessed with scabs. I wouldn't pick my scab, and she'd be, like, you should pick your scab. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm not going to pick my scab. But she was obsessed with trying to pick my scab, and I'm like, what's your fucking problem?

And growing up, I realized that, like, she used to, like, digging in the ground, looking for, like, bugs. Yeah. But the older she got, she was fucking terrified of bugs. So it's kind of, like, a thing you grow out of when you get older, where you kind of, depending on who you are or what you kind of...

Yeah, it's weird, because it's funny you say that because that's exactly... This is just completely biased from my experience. No, no, no, but I had ex-girlfriends and whatnot that they wanted to, like, if I had, like, an ingrown hair, they wanted to pry it out. Yeah, if I had, like, a zit or something... They wanted to pop it.

Or a black hat. They would always want to pop it. Yeah. My mom would be like that, yeah. Like, if I got a splinter from, like, she was like, oh, yeah. And let me tell you, if either of you guys had an ingrown hair or a zit on, like your shoulder.

I wouldn't touch it with the fucking tempo You pulled off your shirt And you were like I got zits all right back I'd be like put your fucking shit I might smack it really hard with like a ruler Just to fuck with you but I'm not gonna sit there and get you know Within a breath's distance of it like Breathing on your back sitting there with my two thumbs

Trying to pinch your zits Fucking jizz not maybe literally but over like pimple popping videos That's like a whole thing people just love watching like the oozy or the better Like oh god that stuff makes it Wow What's that called when you have fear of holes? There's like a fear of holes Yeah yeah yeah

Tripophobia? Tripophobia. That's what's... Yeah. I've... Meehan has a fetish for like mucus. I don't know what it's called. Mucous? A mucous fetish. Yeah. They like the idea of somebody being sick and dripping mucus from... Ew! It's a fetish. Even sponges like make me kind of go, ugh. It's like holes. I'm tying it.

If you ever look at like your skin under a microscope? Oh yeah. I couldn't... Yeah. It just looks like these fucking dirty caves filled with like these big mountains of gooey, crusty shit. And there's all these tiny little bugs and shit living in your skin, too. I used to go on 4chan when I was younger in there was this picture. picture on there where it was like a tit and they had a lotus seed on the nipple like photoshopped into it so those holes in the nipple and I swear it got any time I closed my eyes I saw it I couldn't for like a day for a whole day it was just fucking sucks for any

I know you can't Google a single thing without getting something terrible and nightmare fuel you look up like symptoms of cancer and you get people that are fucking legs are falling oh yeah dude and you can just Google leg and you're gonna get somebody with like somebody's leg turned it inside out it's like so true it's really like it's really like a rotten fucking leg. Because they already categorize fucking legs by like sexy legs, you know, hairy legs, um,

why don't you fucking take your fucking medical legs and stick them in your goddamn category up at the top where you don't have to fucking see it. Gangrene legs. Anytime you look for something. I remember growing up that wasn't an issue. When I was younger, you would get like the most basic of like grocery.

I have a rash on my leg because I need to put cream on it and stuff. It's from like, you know, it's not something I do, but I don't put lotion on my skin. It's something I just, don't think about and I should do it because it's smart but I had a rash and I'm like okay I have this skin rash I can kind of describe it and I look it up and you people with fucking

crocodile and shit yeah they're like third degree burns showing the bones and muscle if you ever look up any sickness any sickness no matter how mild it is and you pop that thing into Google yeah dude you better not have eaten or you better not be no exactly I don't I don't have

you ever go to WebMD third degree burns on my fucking hand you go to WebMD and you have like a hangnail it's like yeah you've got like cancer cancer. I don't even know why they call it WebMD. They should call it You Got Cancer.com. There's a porn site called PornMD. And I keep thinking that you're talking about like porn MD. I think they got the name from that.

I think they got the name from that. Because it's movie database. That's why I said it. Oh, IMDB? Yeah. But I was in Ireland and I was in Ireland and I went to this doctor because I have, like I just want to get diagnosed ADD finally. I just diagnosed it.

And I sat there. I said, I have ADD or something and I just want to get diagnosed. Yeah. He goes, oh no, you have Parkinson's. And he goes, well, no. He goes, what are the symptoms? And I told him. Literally, he had a spinny chair. He spanned around the chair, slid over to his computer, typed in symptoms of ADD. And then he said, uh, what are your symptoms? And I gave him all of them.

And, uh, in his list, I didn't have one of the things that were in his list. And he goes, no, you couldn't possibly have it. Goodbye. And that was like, good bye. You said a fucking, like, springboard on the doctor's table and just fucking blast you out of the roof. It's like later. Yeah, that's the thing about symptoms, too, is like, it's so weird with, with, like, diseases or anything like that. Because I feel like we're all different, right? Like, we react differently to certain things. things. If someone has eczema or, you know, some kind of a skin condition. I used to have eczema on my arms. Yeah, but we would have different symptoms. We could have the same, quote, unquote, medical issue. Yeah, everyone's different. Yeah, it's strange to assume that we are all going to react the same way when we have a certain thing. Yeah, that's true, yeah. Like, I have, um, I've had athletes' feet. I think I still kind of have a little bit of athletes feet on my feet. It's, you know, the, and people say, like, ew, gross, you have this fucking, it's like, you know what it is. It's simply, you know, getting out of the shower, not drying your feet off good enough. you putting your socks on or just...

That's it? That's how you get it? Yeah, it's like the most basic... It's having humid feet, basically. And how do you escape humidity of your feet? You can get it? I feel like you can get it like worse in certain phases of your life

because when I was a kid, I get it bad. I definitely had it. I get it bad because I wear socks all the time. Yeah. That's my own prerogative because it's like I have something against wearing bare feet.

I mean, I don't mind people who have bare feet, but I myself do not like the feeling of having bare feet against wooden floors of linoleum. It makes, it feels really awkward on my feet and I like to always feel cotton underneath.

my feet. And that's bad. It's really bad to do, but it's like, it's not a good thing to wear socks all the time. You're meant to take your socks off once in a while. What about like underwear? Yeah, it's the same reason why I kind of go half and half with underwear. Like half the time I'll wear underwear, half the time I won't. Do you turn your underwear inside out and put it back on? No. I have a good story. I am

not a barbarian born in a cave. Are you one of those guys you like fucking like piss on a cushion and just turn it upside down and then fucking sleep on it? No, I sleep on the pissed cushion. Fucking clean that shit up. You listen, I don't have remutable.

Yeah. Remutable. Sure. Skin marks. Got it. I don't have reusable. I don't have reusable skin marks. Got it. Reusable.

What's remutable? Wait, remutable skin marks. Reputable. Reputable skid marks. Still though. Why are they? They have a reputation around town. I got like 15,000 thumbs up.

Guys, check out my skin marks. There has to be an account. There has to be an account of, just skin mark pictures. There absolutely has to be. He's like, guys, more skin marks coming at you. I'm pretty sure to follow it. Skin marks is a fetish.

I'm sure. And anything dirty and gross. There's a difference between having like repulsive, like, uh, fucking boxer skid marks and just, you know, having like, yeah, go on. Like, you know, girls wear, like, their panties. Yeah. Have a little bit of, oh, just a little.

Just a little. That's a common fetish. Just a little, they always have a little. Just a little shadow of a line going right up the crack. That, that one. No, I mean, that's, that's, that's what happened. when you wear like, 3.5 degree, fucking 3.5, 1 third of a piece of clothing. It looks like a snail has kind of been in there for a few minutes or you always get that with girls.

They always think it off. They have like a little bit of white stuff. I don't know. I don't look at it when you pretend you didn't see it. What? You don't, you know what I'm talking about. That's only, that's only in my special anime pictures. Yeah, it looks like someone just like.

Talking about just like a flaky little pool. Like it looks like a frozen pond. Do you know those hentai pictures where the girls are holding up their panties? They're like holding up their panties and they have a little streaks. them. Yeah, they do. That's like, it's a fetish. It's a comic fetish. You know what that? String fetish. It's a secret. It's all fake. All right. It's not fake. They go in the back and they fucking blow their nose in their panties and they hold it up and they go, oh, juicy.

It's not fake. Okay, the hybrid girl I've been with, all three of them. Have pussy streaks. No, they have, say that for the podcast. It's a podcast. When I had bad athletes foot when I was a kid. Oh yeah, man. I really, you know what it really just comes down to is just, um, washing your feet, like really, really, drawing them before you leave. Instead of getting on a shower

and just putting on a thing, just like wash them. But there are chemical things. They're like when you're going through puberty and other things, when your body is changing, things happen. This wasn't just a matter of washing my feet.

This was, it was like when a snake sheds its skin. Like I literally had turtleneck like rings of dead skin around every toe. I mean, pull, like you could pull off

almost like a sheet of it off of my throat. And it was like, and it would hurt and it would be, Pussy and whatever. And we used to have to wrap my... Wait, it would be pussie? Yes, so we'd have to wrap...

That's not a good... No, and we would have to wrap my feet in Vaseline and wax paper and then put a sock on over that. I have quaint... This when I was a kid. I have quaint athlete's feet. I don't have fucking...

I don't have it anymore, but that was... What are the symptoms? Just that? No, you'd have, like, cracking in between your toes and stuff. You just have, like, dead skin around the toes. Yeah. I don't have any of that. I'm nice.

It's just like white skin. Yeah. You're fine. It's a fungal like infection, but it's like the most harmless one. It's not like you have fucking gangrene. I thought everyone had athletes. You don't have, what's that? I think anyone can get it.

You don't have fucking gout, okay? It's nothing of that caliber. But it's like, it's like, you know, you have a little bit of a dead skin on your feet. What is gout? As far as I'm concerned. It's a fat. It's like a fucking tumor on the side of your legs. I thought I had it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a swelling. It's a swelling. It's like fucking elephantitis on the side of your feet. Yeah. There's no way you have gout. Unless you're fucking shoo. Well, no, no, no, when I was in the last, no, and if you touched it, if I had a bed sheet resting on my foot,

it felt like somebody was stabbing me in the fucking arteries. It was really, really intense when I had it. Well, then maybe you did have gout, but maybe you had, like, child symptoms. You know, a lot of the things that create gout is drinking too much that can inflame, because you build up, like, lactic acid or something. Yeah, lactic acid. I do know, like, most people who have gout are obese. Stepping bare feet on shit also causes gout.

What? I've done that before. How? How? How? When you get bored and decide to upload your food foot fetish stuff and step on dog shit. How is it? How would that give you gout? Gout happens from the buildup of inside, not by you stepping in shit.

You cut your fucking legs. Oh, my God. So after you step on that broken glass and then rub shit into it, then you got to watch out for that gout. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. That may be a little bit of infection. Got it.

Am I wrong saying it's usually kind of heftier, folks that have gone. Well, it's just like bad health condition. Like, if you aren't, if you're the kind of person who sits on your asshole day and you don't, and you just fucking sit around eating and don't have a healthy foot. But most of the time, if you think you have a problem, like, oh, my leg is hurting and it's cramping up, or my chest is hurting, or I have this headache or whatever. Almost 99% of the time, it's dehydration. Because people aren't, they're not drinking enough water. That's true. That's true.

You know, drinking too much soda or whatever. Coffee. Yeah, too much coffee. Coffee is a huge symptom of, if you're, if you're like me who drinks coffee every single day. Yeah. I can, in some cases, it kind of depends. Like,

if I have, if I don't have Dunkins, but I have coffee, I'm fine. But if I have Duncan's, and I don't have

duncans for a while, then I get, like, fucking actually get, like headaches and stuff. Get that Duncan's. So it's kind of good to get coffee

once in a while here, and then get Duncan's every now. I just succumbed to the fact that I'm going to get kidney stoned. I drink mountains of coffee. Dude,

I've been drinking this fucking thing I got at Wawa it's that, uh, Jeff introduced me to. It's a, I think it's called like pure tea It's like pure tea It's fantastic

It's fantastic It's fantastic It's really good stuff. It's it's like Unsuited iced tea Yeah And I've been getting this lemon tea And I drink that like every single Love it

It's so good and it's like He still drinks all that ice tea Even after he got those kidney stuff Yeah no every time we go out He said himself That he like will just go to the bathroom And piss out some stones Yeah he's like he just pisses out rocks

Like it's nothing He sounds like someone's pouring gravel Into a toilet bowl Yeah I probably drink more ice tea every day And I drink ice tea every day And I drink mouth of coffee and I drink diet soda. But I think it's still good to drink water. I do drink a lot of water

too though. I drink, I just drink it. That's why I'm always pissing. Then you're fine. You're not going to get kidney stones. I'm constantly in need to kiss. You shouldn't worry about kidney stones. Kidding stones are people who drink fucking Mountain Dew 24-7. Kineas are mainly what calcium? Calcium build up. Yeah, calcium just... So can you just fucking fucking piss out a couple of those, throw them in a bottle

and for anyone with a calcium deficiency? You just fucking take two of those and call it a day? Yeah, probably. Yeah? Probably. I'd rather drink milk than someone's dick stones, It's like, no, hold on. Okay, you don't need bananas. I have, I have kidney stones saved up.

I've dried them out, so they're able to be swallowed. They eat it. You're like, oh, oranges are calcium, right? Orangees can have calcium. They add calcium. Which one has calcium? Milk is the big one. Milk is the big one.

We drink fucking milk all the time. Well, it's bad for, like, mad titties apparently. Milk? Yeah, because it does have... It does have... It does it have estrogen in it? Do you call it estrogen? We call it estrogen.

We call estrogen, but... Yeah, it gives you, like, tities. Does it's estrogen? Also, also make... people gay maybe? It gives you like feminine tendencies. Well, I'm basically this after the movie Johnson. It shapes your body. No, it is a hormonal thing where it's, you know,

like testosterone is for guys. Yeah, yeah, hormones are for girls. Estrogen is for girls. So, yeah, estrogen. So if you fill your body with estrogen, you'll start feeling female tendencies. And you will grow up. And if you, yeah, and like the parts like your titties will become more perky and you'll feel the sensations women feel. There was definitely a phase when people were concerned because they were

giving like a lot of, any animals that they want to, like, grow bigger, faster, and produce more stuff, they will give, they'll give hormones. So, you know, and for the longest time, I guess people just never considered the fact that if you're, if everything you're eating and drinking has been tampered with hormonally, that somehow it'll trickle down to eat. You know, like, you know, girls who are like, they're, like, ripped and stuff? Yeah. They're admitting huge amounts of hormones.

They take tea. They take testosterone. And you know how, like, their clits turn into almost like, huge or longer cliques? They're, they might as well just turn into many dicks. They pretty much. It's because they're taking hormones. They're enhancing their penis size. That's what they're doing, testosterone.

Exactly. Apparently, I don't know how true this is, but... Does it ever grow so big? They could, like, shove it in the guy's butt? I mean, that's only in, like, Japanese animas. Do they do that in anime? Really? Yeah, the clit dicks, they turn into clit sticks.

Oh, wow. There's like a range, right? There's, like, a pussy. Yeah, there's a pussy. And there's a pussy that the clit turns into a penis, all right? Then there's... Wait, wait, wait, the clit does, so it, like, comes out of the lips? Yeah, it turns into the penis.

Is that like a gooey duck? And then there's another one. It looks like a clam. Is that a Chinese word for it? No, it looks like a clam, but then it has like a pig penis that comes out of it. There's a hermaphrodite, which has a pussy in the Gooch area, but it also has balls and a dick. I don't mean has being like... The balls are inside their body.

I'm not speaking has as it. I'm speaking like the genitalia, the lower half has like a pussy balls and then dick. Yeah, it has a dick and it has a pussy under the dick and the balls are tucked inside their body. So their balls are actually... No, their balls lay over. I heard that they have a dick, they have a pussy, and then the balls are inside. So if they decide they want to become a man, they can descend the balls. They can get surgery so the balls come out.

If they want to become a woman, they get the dick chopped off. This is a gooey duck. What the hell is that? It looks like a fucking... It looks like a clam with a big, fat, hawking donkey dick coming out of it. That looks like a bottle of fucking barbecue sauce. I'm thinking of the gout things we were talking about earlier and the rotten legs and stuff. That looks like a big fat, rotten dick to me right now.

It does. Coming out of a shell. I'm getting horny. Take your phone. I get sick. This is because there's this like four-year-old Asian kid holding it up to its face. Yeah, he's holding up a rotting dick. Okay, so this is something I also kind of want to talk about.

Yeah. I am a cynical person to a degree. Oh, I don't think you're cynical. I can be cynical. I can look at something and just overly judge it in before. But it's like, I realize now that, like, cynicism that has bled into me, it's almost like, why be cynical? Because it's like, it's like, okay, so if you don't like something that somebody likes. You don't have to make a huge deal on that.

Then it's like, well, you clearly don't like the person's thing they don't like. So it's like when I see something like if I see a movie or I see some art and it stuff and it's like, it's kind of hit me now at this point that it's kind of like, why would I even worry about just stuff that comes out if like a game comes out or something comes out? And it's like, well, this clearly isn't for me. It's a lose-lose situation because when you're when you're super cynical like by nature by default, right? Two things are happening. One is that you're spending a lot of energy and time just hating on things for the sake of hating. Yes. And the second thing is you're being closed-minded

to things that you might actually enjoy. Yeah. You're just automatically shutting the door on it. Like, I was going to say, before, there was a time, the quarry that I knew back in the day, if I was like, hey, Corey, do you want to come over and watch every single Star Wars movie tonight? There is a Corey I know that would have said I'd rather fucking jab my eye with a broken pencil and pour fucking acid into it than do that. Fuck you, Star Wars is gay and lame and fake and stupid.

I would never say. the final two line. Yeah, okay, fine. You say fake and gay. I'd be like, fake and gay, look it up, B3. Yes. But the fact that you did,

you did watch it, you watched all of them, and you enjoyed them. And I think that that is a testament to, I think, to being more open-minded, you know what I mean? But then it comes to things like, yeah.

But you didn't like all of them. That's the thing, too. But you watched them because. But then it's like talking about things like I was thinking like, I saw Deadpool. Yeah. It's a great movie.

But if you go into, if you're someone who's cynical all the time and you're just like, oh man, I hate anything that caters to the specific thing they're trying to cater to then it's like well, you kind of, if you're going into something like,

okay, so Deadpool's like, oh, he's a try hard, all he fucking does is break the fourth wall and he has random jokes. I really thought the movie was gonna be that. I really thought that was gonna be the movie. I thought it was gonna be crazy.

The thing is, the thing is like if you go in with that high expectation, it'll ruin it. Even if you enjoy it, you'll still somehow have some sort of negative thing to it. But if you go into the movie

and you go like, you know what? I know what it's supposed to be, but I'm going to completely blank my mind and assume so that at the worst it's going to be a cringy rump, but at the best it's going to have parts that I will remember and laugh at.

Right. But you're already accepting that could be an option. Rather than from the moment you go in, only accepting that you're not going to like it. Yeah. And I mean, like, well, I guess it's also kind of like a bias because I like Ryan Reynolds.

I've always like Ryan Reynolds. I don't like his serious roles where he plays like a hard cop or he plays like somebody that's like has the world on his shoulder. It's like Ryan Reynolds has always been a goofy fuck. He was a goofy fucking waiting And he was a goofy fucking Van Wilder He has like that really creepy fast talking

Old Jim Carrey style Like uh Yeah Me and myself and I range in Kerry Yeah He's totally me and I range in Kerry He's almost like I'm fucking insane

I got stuff to say but I can't say it Because I'm always sensitive I was like it's really hard to be Really handsome and really funny I think like he's one of the only people To pull that off Like you know to be like a good looking dude Well that's rude

Except for Mick What's his name? I'm neither shut up Tony Stark is handsome and funny. Oh, Robert Downey Jr. No, he's funny. Yeah, but he's like one of the world. He's one of them. He's legitimately funny. I thought, I don't care what people say. I thought he was amazing in Tropic Thunder. Yeah, he's fucking hilarious. He's funny in general. Not just this black guy. I see Australian guy. I thought he was

a great thing. He's funny outside, like Iron Man. Like, I thought he's charming and funny in that. He's actually just funny in general. He's a funny person and he, and it's like, it's really rare, though, is what I'm saying. There's not many of those. I'm really happy that that even after rehab, he didn't like crash and become a fucking buzzkill. He just went up to the hill. Yeah, a lot of people would have attributed his like fast-talking witticism and like, you know, his lightning fast, you know, comebacks and whatnot to be part of like his coke addiction.

But even after stopping, I mean, he's gone back a few times, but clearly that's just a part of who he is. He is a fast-thinking, you know, fucking. Yeah, he's just a witty guy. He's quick. Yeah. And he's good looking. He is.

He is. And his penis is very pretty. I'd give him. I'd polish it. So, Deadpool was rated R. And it's actually almost. jarring to watch a superhero movie where when they shoot somebody their fucking head explodes.

And it's Fox. Yeah, it's Fox. And it is amazing that that movie got made and they got made the way that it got made. I mean, even Jeff, we don't talk about cynicism. Jeff said he really liked it. It's a great movie. I'm not going to speak for him. No, no, it's a great movie. And it's like people like oh, you're over-hyping you. This is frozen all over again.

It's like, no, this is not, you know what? Take the stick out of your ass. It's like, go in his fucking movie. I haven't seen it. I'm just excited. It is legitimately a good movie. There are things that bother me currently like I you know it's the origin story it's gonna explain Deadpool you're not gonna go into fucking Deadpool and he's gonna break the fourth wall for 40 goddamn minutes yeah no it's gonna be he's gonna have to explain he's exist to have a wall in order to break it you can't just

be breaking it the whole fucking time but the origin thing is entertaining it's funny it's like even some parts may be slow and you know there could be parts where the shots you know it's more unique and crazy and he like stops and does all this stuff but you could tell they had a vision they stuck with the vision it felt like everything was kind of intact like there was no stuff they left out. They just were like, okay, we have this, we need this. We need to say all this stuff in a small amount of time. We're just going to do it.

And that's what it's what it delivered on. Right. But it's so great watching a movie that's rated R. And when somebody gets their fucking limbs cut off, their fucking arm flies off. And there's blood fucking everywhere. And it's like the idea, when you see like a movie like the Punisher, like the Punisher. Like I would love a new Punisher movie. Oh, if you took it to that level.

Oh, God, yes. And I would absolutely like the game, Punisher. If they did Punisher the Game movie, it would be fucking. amazing. And if they didn't new Ghost Rider, it was rated R'd be fucking great. Ghost Rider doesn't need to be rated R. It can be. I'm just saying because Ghost Rider is a ghost. It's not like he's bleeding a lot. And even in the comic when he fucked with people, he wasn't like a dismembering guy. I mean, he did run over people and he did like choke people. I feel like it could definitely be more gory than the kid-friendly Nicholas Cage bullshit we saw. Exactly. But it's like...

Seagy was so embarrassing, dude. It's almost like a breath of fresh air to see a superhero movie. superhero, air quotes, that's actually gory in rated R. And actually feels like they're not talking down to you for once. Like, you feel like, this is what I've been waiting for, I've wanted this for so long. Do this more often. I feel like Spawn could definitely have a remake.

Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely. The thing though is I feel like Spawn's time's kind of over, unfortunately. Yeah. I don't know. Scud? Maybe a Scud movie? Well, I see a movie, right? And I'm just like, that movie would have been better if it was art. Because all these movies that come out, it's like they've always been PG-13, but PG-13 is

not how it used to be. Yeah. It's dissolved into like this last second cutaway bullshit where if there was going to be murder, like if somebody was going to be stabbed, the shot would cut away before any impact was done. You would see the expression of someone being stabbed and maybe you see the aftermath of them pulling away. But you wouldn't see the impact of the stab and you wouldn't see the expression of the stab, the aerial view. And it's like, I feel like the magic of that has been lost.

All these movies that come out by a dime or doesn't, any kind of gore or any kind of violence is just like cutaways. anything that actually happened. It's interesting because I recently looked at the reviews of the Dark Night series because I thought they were rated, I thought at least one of them was rated at R, but they were all PG-13. Really? Yeah. Okay, so if you were to think of an example, if you saw World War Z, it was a fucking pile of shit.

It sucked. But if you saw the unrated, uncut version, it is way different. It is actually like, you know, when you see the zombies, they look like dead, they have blood and shit. They have shell over their faces when they shoot them. Brains, fucking splatter everywhere. It's a legitimate

horror movie. And the scenes that should have gore actually have gore. There's a comic book before. Yeah, yeah. It actually has like sounds of gore. So when you see this stuff, it's like you're like, you see it now the pusification

they do in movie theaters and you see the ones they release later on fucking DVD on Uncut version. It's like, why can't you just fucking release that? Right. Well, it's about money. So if you have like, but people would say that.

Right. But Deadpool, its main audience, right? Yeah. Yes, there's a lot of adult viewers that want to see it. But do you know how many fucking kids? How many fucking kids want to see it? That was my point that I was going to say. They're taking the studios, especially like Fox, know that if they make it rated R, they are cutting out a huge demographic.

I'm saying that, I swear God, I was trying to say, I was going to say, like, do you think that the fact that it's or and it's, it's. No, the fact that it's R has nothing to do with it? It's just the fact. Do you think that takes away, do you think other studios will see that and go, hmm, or it doesn't actually take away from the line? No, I think that's what. It should happen. That's why I'm glad that this is happening. I'm glad that this is putting shade and fucking shade on the previous thing and being like, listen, okay? You can make a movie with fucking balls and make it rated R. If it's a good movie, people will see it. If it's a fucking shitty movie and it's rated R, no one's going to see it. It's like you kind of need, and it's not so much as Marvel. It's just that you need something that grabs people's attention. Deadpool, for instance, is something that grabs people's attention. I feel like certain ones like a Captain America movie, you probably could have like a rated. are or if you're going to do something with like Black Widow or something where you could have

like what it's really like for a Russian spy like what they really had to do like you get really fucking dark and that would be great yeah that would actually be pretty cool and that would make Marvel scene have to do you have to go that far just to make a good movie if you have to go that far just to make it a good movie

then maybe the movie isn't as good of a movie as you think it is but if it is a part of it and you're actually dumbing it down you know then I think then you're cutting the balls off your story. But if you're just throwing extraneous gore on top of it for shock value,

I think it's just a matter of balance. If it fits, then it fits. Yeah, and anybody who has seen Daisy and thinks it's such a waste of time. What was he? It was such a waste of time. I recommend seeing the uncut version. I don't know.

Did the story change? Because I thought the story was just trash. There is a world, there's an uncut version? I didn't even know. Yeah, there's an uncut version with like everything that wasn't in the original. Got all its foreskin on, dirty, gritty, and, in the face.

Dude, the beginning, this is, here's Day Z. Spoilers, guys. World War II. Hey, or World War Z. I'm a doctor. Everyone's zombie.

All right, we got the guy. He's got the cure. I'm Brad Pitt, though, also. Yeah, I'm Brad Pitt. Let's go find him. They go to Hong Kong. No, it is.

Oh, he's dead. He like falls down and shoots himself in the head. The end. And then they just go around. It's still like the same. But the problem is, like, you know,

they had to shrink it into a movie. So they had to, like, cut in like a bunch of comics and stuff. It's dynamic with, with, you know, he loved his kids, all that shit. But here's the difference. The difference between seeing that is the equivalence of seeing a movie that actually finally, like, doesn't talk down to you.

When someone is shot, it's not like this pitiful, like, fall down. It's like actual, like, blood and shit. And it's like, you know, the impact when you cut something, there's actual, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's zombies, okay? A fucking news flash to anybody who's ever seen a zombie before. All zombie movies should be ready to dark. They eat flesh.

Okay. Okay. Okay, so by that, yes, by that account, I agree. I mean, look, if you're going to do a romantic zombie movie, maybe it's PG-13. If you want to make fucking more bodies. If you're going to do an artsy, artsy one, then maybe it's PG-13. But if you're going to do a straight zombie movie, you're right. By the fall, it's like saying you're going to make a PG-13 alien movie or PG-13 predator movie.

It's like, why are you even doing this? What are you doing? It makes no sense. It literally makes no fucking sense. It's a movie about things that eat people. It's like how fucking more obvious with Gord do you need to be. It's like blood should be on their face. It's like take Walking Dead.

Okay, look, you see Walking Dead? You see what they're doing? Yeah, that's a zombie. Okay, it's not these people who walk around with dirt on their fucking face. These aren't a bunch of going, oh, did you ever see The Walking Dead show? The Walking Dead show. Yeah.

There was, I forgot which season it was. I think it was four. It was like Terminus or whatever it was called. They, again, spoiler, sorry, but at the beginning of the season, They're at this place where they think it's like a safe haven, but it's not. And they line up everybody in front of this trough. There's like 30 people lined up on their knees with their hands tied behind their back. And they're all leaning over this trough, right?

And there's guys with clipboards with all their names and whatever, just, you know, basically accounting for everybody there. There's two guys wearing like these like white kind of like protection splatter suits or whatever. And one guy has a baseball bat and the other guy's got a knife. And they just go. down the line, they just baseball bat someone's head, and then you see the whole fucking thing happen in real time. They like,

you know, hit somebody over the head, they clunk over, somebody just reaches over, slits their throat, and they just start to bleed into the trough. Just down the list, like, boom, boom, boom, and the next person sees, you know, you can see everybody fucking getting killed. And it was one of the better scenes just because they weren't glamorizing

it or like, you know, playing it up. It was just so brutally raw and honest about how undramatic and pitiful at what, you know, like, just how, and that to me was so fucking frightening. But in order to pull that off, I don't think there is a PG-13 way you could get,

tell that story, to tell that scene. When you kill somebody, we are made with this thing called blood, and it unfortunately spills out whenever you kill someone. And it's like, we shouldn't be ignoring the fact that this is a common, this is a common phenomenon. We shouldn't be trying to, like, fool the audience. kids aren't fucking retarded

they understand that blood exists they understand when you shoot, stab, kill somebody, okay, 80% of the people who see these fucking movies play Call of Duty and play these fucking war games they know what blood is. If games or movies did influence kids, let's just say, let's just say this.

Okay, right, we'll assume that any stimuli we get does influence us in some way, right? Yeah. So let's just say if they saw Gore, like, a violence of like a zombie movie or a war thing where it was like, very real. Like someone got shot in their head literally. You see brains. You see it is half of their face. It's just gross, dude. Or the way we see it in a lot of PG, you know, situations where it's like

there's a bullet. There's like maybe a droplet of blood and they fall over. Or they cut away. Do you think if they showed just how gory, like when you cut someone across the stomach, their fucking intestines spill everywhere, do you think kids would be more or less pro violence? Like more or less. I think they probably be against it. I think you can scare them straight a little bit. I mean, I think some people would say you desensitize them, but I don't think so. No, I think even as an adult, like every time I see that shit, it's like, oh man. Me, me, me too. I'm not a fan of like blood in real life. If I am like bleeding at some point, I get woozy. I can't handle blood. I can't handle it. It's almost like by EG-13ifying violence, we make it seem just so much, so much more palatable,

so much easier because we're trying to make it okay for- Everyone's seen those gifts of people like dying and all that and maybe you could be desensitized of that shit. So in real life if I saw like someone bleeding profusely I don't absolutely and at this age kids know like kids see stuff on the internet they're desensitized before their parents even figure out what the internet is. That's just what

it is. It's like that's fact when I was young my parents my mom didn't even run a double-hick a mouse and my dad couldn't even figure out how to check the internet history but for me I was already looking at the most fucked up stuff and they don't have no idea. Yeah but even with that though like I love horror films and I was And I've seen a lot of creepy shit.

But you know it's fake. Yeah, but when I see like an ISIS video where there's something coming off a guy's head, I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that. That shit still gives me nightmares. Absolutely. And it doesn't matter how many fucking boring things I've seen in my life. I think those videos are so high production that it looks like a movie that it doesn't even...

The one I haven't seen the newer ones. When I was in Malaysia 2005, somebody showed me a video on their cell phone. Yeah. I didn't even know... The Russian soldier one. I didn't even know what it was the one where the guy was like lying on the ground. And they put like this tiny little knife on his throat. And they held his head down on its side.

And the guy was stepping on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. In like 2005, right? Animal Cruel. And I didn't even know what this video was. And as soon as it started happening, I thought it was fake at first. And then as soon as I realized it was real, I was just like, oh my, that imagery lived with me for so fucking long.

And again, you know, it's like, we talk about, oh, well, people are going to be desensitized. I think that, yes, some people, you can be kind of desensitized to certain things, but that doesn't mean you can desensitize people out of feeling. stuff. You know what I mean? Like when something's real, I think there is a distinct difference. I agree completely. And I really do feel like, and I guess I'll kind of close it out with this, but I feel like I'm glad that a movie has

finally come and been like, hey, we can do this. And it's like, okay, well, we can do it. And it's like maybe, like, now we can break the hinges down. I'm not saying, like, go fucking like Star Wars and start cutting people's heads off and blood fly everywhere. There's standards, man. That would be cool.

You know. Dude, oh man, you may need to wish Star Wars at more. For years, Star Wars, like, when they cut off a limb, the fucking, like, lightsaber actually saw the skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cauterizes, no, no, down the middle. No, listen. And the fucking... The lightsaber, like, actually cauterizes the skin.

Yeah. So you couldn't bleed because it's so fucking hot that the skin just melds to your body. So when people are stabbed in Star Wars and fall over, it's genius because it's already, like, molten hot fucking shit going through your skin. You're not going to have any blood. But they never, like, cut someone's head down the middle. Yeah, yeah. Or, that's just...

stabbing someone through the face. and then you can do like an evil dead view of the camera, like through the hole in their head. I would love that. That's also what I'm saying. Movies like Avengers, Star Wars, these movies should be PG-13. Yes, you should get kids.

But movies like Deadpool, Spawn, Punisher, these movies should be rated R. Zombie movies should be rated R. These movies should be fucking rated R. They should not be pusified. And that's what... I'm curious. And that's what I feel like.

Okay, so I want to take one step further. and just ask, do you think then by that frame of thinking that it's even possible to have a rated-ar cartoon? Is it even possible? Because... Isn't it suffolk rated R? Right, but we're talking... Right, so at this point it's only rated R because of what? Opinions and bad

words? No, like... Like, nudity. Right, but what are we seeing... There's... It's cartoon... It's cartoon... Yes, you're saying the gourd isn't real. Right, so if it's so clearly not real... But it's not the same effect or whatever. It still gives the same perception. I see. And a cartoon, if you're...

cut someone's arm off and red stuff sprays everywhere they assume it's blood. If you see it an asshole, you'd be like, that's an asshole. But even South Park, it's funny, but do you remember the episode where like, it's like something stupid where they were making fun of the happening where something was coming? And he's like, oh, he kept like shooting himself

in the head. And there's, like, more parts of his face were being blown off. And he was just like, oh, oh, oh, he just kept killing himself. But he couldn't fucking dies. We just kept shooting himself and more pieces were flying off. That was legitimately fucked up. And there's a lot of parts where like, I know characters are melting and there's like a skinner falling off.

And even then it's like, it's fucking cool, but it's also like, wow, it's fucked up and weird. But it's realistic. That's what's so interesting. Well, it's not real. But they're emulating a realistic thing you would see in a fucking, if they did this in a Tarantino film. Sure. You blasted this side of someone's fucking mouth. Of course.

Like spitting bread. But they're not showing. They're not showing it to us. No. We are translating little block, paper block characters. and their fucking fake spraying blood. But because of how they're doing it, they're making it so unbelievably uncanny.

You're just like, I can't help but believe this is fucking out. At this point now, we're putting an R rating on the insinuation of things. You guys are thinking of it so wrong. It's like, they're not putting a rating on it to protect you from getting sick. They're putting a rating on it for kids to be like, I don't want to know what a butthole is or something. You know what I mean? I don't know.

I understand that. Yeah, but... I'm thinking of it more for a general audience. When you see a movie, I'm just, again, an example, When you see a movie like Punisher, where all of his comics invoke him torturing and killing people, that should be rated at honor. Absolutely. If Punisher came out and they followed a PG-13 thing, it would be horrible. He would, like, stab someone and they'd just be like, ah, and he'd like, drew on your lesson, and then they leave.

I heard the story. What is it? Someone killed his wife and kids, and he said, yeah, I heard the story, and it was compelling, but I heard the movie was mass, so I didn't want to watch it. The comedy is. The movie is almost a comedy in some point. It's a joke. I don't want to watch it. I don't want to watch it. I don't watch a good. I don't watch a fucking sailor, like this Popeye guy in his room.

I like the story. I like the story, but I don't like the idea of the movie being kind of shit. So I just want to wait for a good movie of that. And that's an example. Or say it will make. They'll make a good place. And that's my point. That's my point where it's like, these movies should be rated R.

Not everything should be fucking rated R. When you stab someone and cut their limbs off, it's like that should not be rated R if it depends on the kind of Mooney. Like if you see something like Harry Potter, you're not, that's a family film. If you see some like Star Wars and stuff, again, I keep going back to that. But if they shoot someone or something that should not be rated R because that, to me, it's a family movie. but something that was designed, has the backlog, has been built up under this adult audience, then you should not talk down to your adult audience,

and you should give them the gratuitous violence that you have always given you. So that is the statement. So all of those things, I think that's very reasonable. I think that's very reasonable. If you know that you're going to have a family audience, fine, makes perfect sense, make it a family movie, but if you're going to go with your source material,

that's clearly for adults, then don't try to fucking... You know, I think the problem is a lot of producers are like, oh, wait, you know, it's like, there's this video game, There's this comic book and adults, quote unquote, read these. But it's a comic. Let's be honest. This is a comic. Kids, they read comics. Let's make the kid-friendly version, right?

Because only kids really read comic. Oh, I see what you mean about the cartoons. It's people who... Right, that's exactly. So if we were going to go with the comics, then all of a sudden I'm thinking of the cartoons as well. Yeah, yeah, I see you mean. But I understand your point as far as like it's not so much like for me. It's not a rating for me to judge.

It's mostly a warning for kids and shit. Pretty much, yeah. So yeah, that's pretty much all I have to. And Mick, I was wondering what that thing is on the table there. Oh yeah, it's been sitting there fucking that nightmare. All right, first of all, who sent you that? Yeah. Shit.

I had a note. All right, so if anybody doesn't know, because you probably can't see what we're pointing at because it's the podcast. Yeah. But Mick got a giant fucking sleepy cabin. Sleepy cabin got it. Yeah, Sleepy Cabin got it. It's for us. Okay, Sleepy Cabin.

Well, you brought it in, so I thought it was yours. But Sleepy Cabin got a fucking giant gummy bear. And let me just tell you something. I have, it's not a phobia, but I'm repulsed by giant fruit and chocolate things. I think they're fucking disgusting. Giant fruit? Stupid and I think it's the most fucking retarded thing ever. I think giant chocolate fucking Easter monies when your parents are like here, I got you this fucking thing you can't eat and it'll just melt and become useless.

Here's a four million pound sugary fucking jelly. That thing is heavy. All right. This is from Daniel. I don't want to say his full name because maybe he doesn't want his whole name because maybe he doesn't want his whole thing. No, it's fine. Daniel, thank you. He knows who he is. Thank you for the disgusting sugary treat that I would not even attempt to eat all of because I would have a fucking...

Yeah, we're actually on the show. I want to try it a shot. I mean, it was in the fridge for a while. If you ate all that, you would have fucking, like, type 3 diabetes. This is six... Within the afternoon. I believe there's... I just want a slice...

I never thought I said I want a slice of a gummy bear, but I just want... I can't. Approximately 51 servings at 120 calories a pot. I can't. I've been grown to understand the concept that chocolate and fruity things are within maybe your hand-sized range. Holy shit. This one's weird. It's like three colors and one.

We should put a, take a picture. I need a picture. I need a poll. I need people on the podcast. I need people in the comments section. I need to know if this is not a bizarre thing. But I, I legitimately get fucking sickened and freaked out when I see giant gummy and chocolate things.

It's just the idea that freaks me out. This is, you know what? If I see a big thing, chocolate, it doesn't weird me out, only because look, look, you carve off a piece of chocolate like a cake or something like that. Now, a gummy bear freaks me out because I'm used to small ones. So when I see one

that you can kill somebody with them. I'm talking about chocolate bunnies. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. If I was to describe this to someone, it'll be like... Let me hold it. It would be like a Lego block in the size of a real brick. Oh yeah. It is the size of... It's bigger than a real brick. It's bigger than a real brick. It's... I feel like you could really hurt somebody with that. And it's as heavy is a real brick

probably. If you shot that out of a cannon, you You could take someone's, you could put a dent in some. You could definitely put- I can't eat this man. I'm gonna- I'm gonna slice off. What do you want? Do you want a slice of the green or the red? Red.

Red, yeah. Cut off the tip of his nose. Well, I love some of the green actually. I like green too. Yeah, we'll cut off his legs. No, cut off his tip of his nose. Do you want that? Oh, you want to cut it?

You want his nose? Yeah. Oh, you didn't want any. Give me a mini jello size fucking gummy bear. Oh, wow. Look at his face. He's got a little smile, too. Oh, he's happy.

Not, not whatever. No, whatever. That's good. That's good enough. I dare you to take... There's so much fucking sugar in here. I feel like you could run a tank on it. Oh, absolutely. Like I said,

if you just run... Cutting it like a steak. If you fucking ate this, you would... Make, I dare you to take a bite out of it, an actual bite. I can't, dude. I have bad Chinese teeth. I double dog dare you.

I would take a bite out of this and all of my teeth would be left inside of it. Make, I can't even like eat this piece. I have to like rip it. It's a smaller gummy bear. This is thicker than a rib-eye steak. Oh, wait. It has a belly button?

I never knew they had belly buttons. That makes it too real. I feel bad eating this thing now. Just the idea of the novelty of giant fruity chocolate things is fucking bizarre to me. Yeah, it's not bad. I wonder how many slices before I like die. It tastes kind of rubbery though. Yeah.

Like more rubber than it normally is. Are you supposed to use it? Isn't there rubber in it? Geloton. Yeah, but when I was a kid, I swore like some of the things had like fucking rubber or plastic. It's like, you know, like, ruby and cut things with like fucking flour. Isn't gum like whale blubber? Gum?

Yeah. No, I don't think so. is literally cowthie. I thought was whale bloomer. I'm not, I'm not exaggerating. I think it's coffee because they have gelatin in it. I thought this was going to be really disgusting and sugary. And shitty but it's not a sugar. Give me an ear.

It smells like a fucking fruit candle. That's just the abundance of this fruit, dude. You just had a baby and you hated it. You're like holding it in your arms. Yeah, like get rid of it man. If I was described, it's about 20, it's about 25 pounds. It looks like a baby. It's the size of a baby. Who sent this? Daniel?

Thank you, Daniel, for the giant novelty bear. The giant novelty bear. I'm gonna keep an ear just in the show. Do you ever get the Guinness Book records as a kid? I love the Guinness Booker. You ever see those adorable old men with the big old pumpkins? Did you ever try to do stuff for the Guinness Book records? Did you ever try to beat like, oh, I can do that?

Biggest fucking fingernails, I'm like, anyone could do that. You're fucking, you see the fingernails? They're fucking weird. You're gonna beat that. You're gonna beat that old Sandy bitch. You're gonna fucking beat her. I could. She's got a 200 foot fingernail.

You got to beat that. I just wait. I just wait, that's it. I actually think it's like a 19-year- Dude, that would ruin you could never be on the internet. There used to be the show. I don't remember what it's called.

I would actually like the people in the stream or the stream people in the podcast or the community to legitimately tell me the show. Ripley's believe it or not. No, no, it wasn't that. That is another show, but it was a bunch of guys. It was a bunch of guys who kind of in the same vein as Jackass.

They wrote around in different cities trying to beat world records. That was a, that's a fun show. It was a show on MTV. And I fucking loved it. And I don't know if anybody knows it, but the first one I watched, the first episode was like this banana eating competition. Oh my God. Where you eat bananas.

It sounds like a fucking disgusting. And they failed it. But like, they do a bunch of crazy stuff like stunts. Like they have so much money to just spend and do stuff. I really don't know what it's called, but I've been needing to see it again. But they do stuff where. Kenny versus spending. No, it's not like that.

But that is another good show. But it's like they put a bunch of, like, there's one where the person who put on the most shirts in like a mall and just put on shirts. And they went around putting on shirts and they put on like 50 shirts. And they were just like this fucking fat. You know, it's like, guy who runs backwards the fastest or guy who runs with an egg on his head. Yeah, but the idea of somebody being like a group of like six guys who run around, go around the world looking for records and then fucking beating them or failing them. And whoever fails them, it's like they're already like embarrassed from like trying to do it. Right.

Yeah. So like someone who tries to eat the biggest burger, they like fucking pupe and they're like, okay. You know the guy who pulls a train with his fucking. ears. See, they're going to do practical stuff. I didn't pull it with his dick. They're going to do stuff like they're going to eat stuff. They're going to walk on their hands for a certain amount of time. But it was a really good show. And I don't

remember what it was called, but it was fucking fantastic. Because I've always been obsessed with like World Records. Because I'm a fan of like speed runs. I love Speed Runs. I love World Records. I like World Records. Like I love the idea of people competing to do this one crazy thing that you could not imagine.

Like people who walk on their hand for like 82 hours. It's unbelievable to me. speed run. Do you count hack runs? No. What's hack run? Those are tool assistant. Those are using the computer. Why would that be counted as anything ever? You know, you know the inputs. Because people say they beat in Dark Souls in 15 minutes because they like jump through a wall and then fly through some shit and beat buzzbos.

Do you know the inputs of a controller, like the actual human like connection where you can make the control of pressing forward and going right? A computer can calculate that faster than you can and your thing. So there's this thing. It's called like a tool assisted program which by goes frame by frame and you can make the perfect run by finding the, finding the exact inputs and people have been able to beat Mega Man in like eight minutes. Yeah because they know exactly they've been actually been able to like It's like algorithm. Yeah, they've been able to fuck with the code enough to just beat it and not even fight anything just like glitch the game up and suddenly they've won. I can't really get behind that as world records but I can't get behind the ones that no that's not world records. I love the ones that learn. You know like it's like an AI that like you think they play Mario for the first time they run right of the first Gumba and it's like they're dead but then they learn to like jump and then yeah yeah no learning and they keep going on I find that fascinating that's fascinating. That's fascinating. That's fascinating. I think we talked about that a few episodes ago, but the world record thing,

like when people do speed runs, like legitimately play as person. Do you have a dream of being a binding of Isaac speed runner? Fuck no. Could you do that, fuck no. I'd love to be an Abe's X-Rexper. Really?

I'd rather fucking walk. Really? Yeah, I love that game so much. Walk. Oh, fuck. I stand yourself pretty badly. You look like you do not know how to use a knife. Yeah.

God damn it. That one was pretty bad. Did you cut yourself? Yes, he cut himself. And he bled all over the gummy bear. No, no, there's no blood yet. It's coming, Make read off some questions.

That'll be a good way to end it off. Questions. All right, guys. We've talked movies. We've talked to movies. We've talked to movies. Pussy. Mucous.

We've got some questions from our patrons we'd like to hit up. That's going to be fun time. Beem, bim, bim, bong, bing. Patreon. All right. All right, boys and girls. We've got a question from Connor Gerard here. A question for all members.

Has somebody ever done something so irritating or offensive to you that you have completely stopped communicating with that person or vice versa? Someone just kept calling me and I just hated it. It wouldn't stop calling me on my phone like 40 times a day. Something offensive, no. It was annoying. That was the only time I stopped talking to someone was when they just did that. There's really not something that offensive people can do.

I think the most, it's not so much that it's offensive, but I get kind of tired of like, I give somebody attention that I enjoy. Then they just shower me with attention and the kind of attention I don't want. And I'm just like, okay, well, this kind of sucks because I kind of gave me the benefit of the doubt. And I realized now that I kind of just opened the floodgates. Yeah. Yeah. I guess if that's an example.

Yeah. I had a college friend. I'm not going to lay names down there. I had a college friend. Yeah, we tried not to name people. I had a college friend. And recently I connected with them on Twitter. And we started talking more.

It was great. It was great to catch up and, you know, see how this person was doing. But the way their life went since college was very different from the way my life went. And they're very, I don't want to call it social justice. That's kind of like really demeaning only in that is like throwing off what they are. Like, oh, you're just social justice work. Yeah, you're very, they feel very strongly about. certain

issues. Yeah, yeah, sex-based issues like gender-based issues and they said a few things and they took a few of the things I said out of context and we would explain it, right?

So over Twitter, it'd be like, I say something, they get offended, I explain it, we're all good. We did, but, you know, now we're all good.

But then all the other people who are coming late to the conversation all just start trashing this person and going as far as they can out of their way to just fucking make a point, you know what I mean?

And eventually this person was just like, these are the people you, you know what I mean? like these are the people that, you know, surround you or whatever. I don't want to be a part of this. So they basically, these are the type of people that if they, if they see an opposing opinion, like political opinion on Facebook, they'll, like, defriend you.

I mean, they're not really friends. You know what I mean? So those people are like, let them defriend you. Because then we had more. Yeah, that's probably a good sign. They're that petty with that. And then as far, yeah, I mean, as far as me stopping communication, I don't need to name names, but I had this one friend that I married for seven years and

and they fucked my neighbor for two years so that I stopped talking to them. You're man explaining right now. Yeah, there's divorce kids out there who have to take care of this. What are they? Their existence is their divorce? Their existence is to be divorced.

And they can't deal with this kind of realistic. Like before social warrior or social justice warriors existed, there was one in my high school class and like she was like that huge feminist figure, you know that like she tried to organize everything and she just, oh God. And anyway, she, I found her on Twitter recently. Yeah.

So I followed her just to see that she'd have, I, she hated me, by the way, because I had the complete opposite opinions of her. And just to, uh, just to kind of rub it in, I followed her. So she'd be like, no, I followed you and I'd have more. I don't know. That was the one petty thing I've ever done. Oh, my God. Wow, you're a little bitch.

Just to be like, you're using your father count. You were a little bit. It felt so good. Oh, look up me. Hey. You know what? This goes great with the next question. Jose Zarate asks, if you could change the sex of one of the sleepy cows.

members who would it be and what would you have sex with them I changed now and I have sex with him so that's yeah that's why it was to do the next question well I called you a little bit okay I see next question I wonder like in real reality I'd wonder what Zach would look like as a girl he would have perky milk does yeah I think you'd have like huge tits what you think you'd have a huge what why you'd have a big girl book you think you'd have a big girl book that you could fuck oh this is totally different person do you think you could take girl Zach from behind Oh yeah. No, I'm just kidding.

No, my real answer would be... Yourself and you fuck yourself. Maybe. Because, like, I feel as weird about that. You can turn your hands. For some reason. You can do something. You could, like, doll up your hand.

I just wanted to incorporate Zach into this podcast, by the way, because people are asking where the fuck is Zach? Yeah, people are asking about that. He's still part of sleepy cabin, by the way. Yeah. We just, it's cold. We can't get to New York. Oh, yeah, it's very simple.

You know, we can explain it the best we could, but it's pretty simple. It's 16 below outside, and Zach lives in fucking New York. And he only, it's for work. There you go. It's very, very simple. The only way we can do a podcast is if we do it in person. We're not hiding anything. We're not doing, Zach is in sleepy cabin.

I'm living in New York right now. Hard to get to. Yes, the fans want to know where he is. We all want him on the podcast. I would love. We're still talking to him on Skype. He knows. We just got to get up to get to him.

Look, yeah, you know, if anyone wants to fucking complain about, like, how we haven't gotten him on, guess what? He could have fucking come down here any day of the motherfucking week and we could have recorded with him too. And he will, he will come down. Yeah, and he'll come down probably the exact same reason we haven't gotten up.

It's fucking cold. It's fucking busy. It is actually like searing, face melting pain. No. Next question. All right. So here's one. Chris Moore asks,

do you guys have any good stories from social high school events, especially prom or other dances? What are your thoughts on them? Oh, I can tell you my prom experience. Yeah. I went with a girl who was obsessed with me, but I didn't like her remotely. I like it all.

I liked her as a friend. And we went to, prom and she was like really excited about prom. I was just going because I wanted to be nice. And the whole night, she was like grinding on my dick and doing like... Oh really? She was doing... Oh, wow. She was doing suggestive stuff.

But the problem is, it's like the equivalence of like a girl, it's like equivalence of a fucking like obese, like whale of a woman that you aren't interested in. Yeah, no, I'm speaking in a sense where it's like someone who doesn't take care of herself. She's gross and she thinks highly about herself

but you don't like her at all. You sound like Donald's Trump right now. She's gross. She's disgusting. And I, okay, fine, let me reword that. It's the equivalence of a fucking disgusting homeless man, old guy coming up to you, rubbing his fucking dirty dick all over your leg. Being like, yeah, he he he, doing that to you. Okay, if you don't like the fat whale stinky part, then how about the dirty homeless man? Everybody can fucking relate to the dirty homeless man in New York.

So that was the equivalence. She was rubbing her fucking dirty homeless dick all over me. The whole night and I was just pissed. Was she like slim and attractive? She was okay, but the problem, but the thing, I didn't like her.

If you don't like somebody, you know. But Corey, you're a guy. I know. If it's a girl, obviously doesn't matter what they look like.

See, that's, it's obviously, you want to have sex all the time. It's true. You want to rape her. Believe it, believe it or not.

All the time. Ripley's, believe it or not, sometimes guys have tastes and things that walk and move. I don't always want to fuck everything. In the Guinness Book of World Records, men are the number one rapists.

Okay? It's true. It's a hundred percent of men rape. Are you saying you were uncomfortable by a woman being herself? Maybe that's because you're a misogyny. I'll be honest. I honestly, it was like being sexually harassed and there's nothing you can do.

Women can't sexually harass men because they don't have the power. But it was basically like by the end of the night, I told her and what pissed me off was I told her at the beginning. I'm like, hey, we can dance. We can do this stuff. And I'm not doing any dirty dancing to the fucking move it to the ride. six steps this time. We're not fucking dancing in that song.

I'm like, if you start, I told her, I'm like, if you start fucking air ass grinding against me, I'm going to have a few words to say afterwards. She's like, okay, okay. And then, first of all, the punk was, the fucking, the punch wasn't spiked. The punch wasn't spiked. So there's no reason why she was, like, dancing like,

like she was fucking wasted. She was all over me. By the end of the night, I told her, I'm like, we're friends, we're in a band, but I have no interest in you. Okay, it's like, I like that you play band, but you like math and other boring shit, and I don't care. And that's what I'm saying.

You like math, get your ass out of my face. This is basically what is. She was like a, she was a mathematician, and she'd tell me math problems, and I'd be like, and? Listen, Einstein, I'm not down for your fucking sneaky hobo. So, so she was into everything I wasn't into, basically. The only thing we connected on was band stuff. I know it sounds fucked up to be in this direct and blind. That's weird, core.

It really got to the point where we were laying in the car and she kept trying to suck my dick. in the car. Why were you laying in the car with somebody? They're going to want to do something if you're laying in the car with them. No, I was in a car. I wasn't laying. I was kind of like... Were your legs kind of spread and you... No, I was just like waiting to get home. You know, I have my hand on my face.

I was like, this is fucking night. And what's funny is after I told her off, because I told her off after that, the next time she was a complete cunt to me at band practice. She was mean. She was fucking being passive, aggressive. And I... And it was just like, what are you fucking eight?

It's like, can you not realize that I have no interest in you? Did you not tell that I don't like advances? It's like, but that was my prom experience. I spent $150 on a fucking tux and got basically molested by a girl. I didn't really like. I was talking to some people about prom not so long ago on a chat. It's interesting how much pressure people put on like prom, like even Hollywood, right? So like every Hollywood movie about high school, it's always about prom, prom, prom, prom.

And even the kids who are like too cool for prom end up going to prom somehow. And I remember going as well, but... Wait, you're kind of suggesting you were one of the too cool for prom? Well, I definitely didn't see the big deal. Like, I didn't care as much, you know, because there was so much pressure. But in retrospect, like, I never think of the prom day. Like, that memory... I have so many memories of friends.

So many memories of going out to restaurants or walking on train tracks or being in the woods or doing stupid shit or even playing a game with people on the stream or playing a board game when I was a kid. I don't know, just stupid shit, right? Fights he got in. But this prom... thing that was so built up is one of the least memorable

experiences of my fucking life. Like I never caught myself sitting there just ruminating. I mean besides like right now or like when it comes up. I was so bad with girls. Some people meet their like true love at proms and it's like a fucking matchbook heaven thing. But it's like

it's different for everybody. It's true. Some people are going to have really memorable times but you ever watch those movies, right? About prom. There's a prom king or queen. There's a couple of losers that end up not being losers like they're actually cool or whatever and they're friends now or they're dancing.

And then there's like 300 other extras that are on the dance floor that you never hear about or see, right? That to me is 99.999% of people. They were just people at a dance who happened to fucking be on the dance floor and that was it. They didn't get a main storyline.

They didn't get a side storyline. That was it. And they went home and like you could have had a more memorable experience sitting right here and watching Corey, you know, play a fucking video game. I have a pretty good prom story, actually, now that I think about it.

Yeah. In Ireland, it's not called the prom. It's called the Debs. And before the Debs, there's another one. It's called The Grads. And in the grads, I didn't really know many girls back then. I was just bad with them. And so someone hooked me up with their friend for that.

And then that person threw me under the bus and started making fun of me in front of the girl. And then the girl started making fun of me. I just got, like, bullied by my Debs, or by my grad's date. But anyway, that's aside from the point, I didn't really care. I let him do his thing. But I went, that summer, I went to Greece. And I was talking to this guy who recently broke up with his girlfriend. Call him Jack, because his name was Jack.

Sure. And he was, we both got really drunk. Call him Jack. And we got really drunk. And he was telling me how much he loved this girl and all that. And he told me he was pouring his hair. I kept buying him sex on the beaches, those drinks. Yes.

And we just got fucking hammered. And he was just telling me how much he loved her. He started kind of, kind of like, tearing up at the end. And then, like, a couple of weeks later, my prom and I didn't really know many girls and the person who someone hooked me up with ended up being his ex-girlfriend oh and then he was going with some other girl so he saw you with her yeah but instead of doing the dirt I started kind of playing him up to her that whole night and then she was like yeah yeah yeah yeah and then and then uh I think like they hooked up by the end

by the end of it yeah so I didn't match I didn't really get anyone that night but I was happy the good guy good guy now I was happy to see those two kind of kind of rekindle I don't know how they're doing right now they could be together or could not be, but... That's still a storyline. It was good. I mean, your storyline ends with, like, a pan of you looking at the moon, you know, and then it hands up to the moon.

He's just like, I did good today. And then you fucking... No, I hooked up with another... You jerked up with another... You jerked up. I was like, ah. They fucking cook. There was a dance that it wasn't prom, but there was a dance when I first moved back

from Japan to Seattle, and it was in a town south. I think it was in, like, a rent in? I can't remember. Anyways, there was a girl I met through a friend, and so I went down to, this dance. We were sitting on the couch and we were drinking aftershock. Do you know what aftershock is? It's like a cinnamon type drink and it has like these crystals at the bottom. Sugar crystals. So I got really, really drunk. The girls are getting ready. The guys are hanging out. I've never met any of these people. I only knew the girl just kind of. And it was like a dance where the girls asked the guys out or something like that. And so we're sitting there and a guy comes in, not dressed for a dance at all, comes up the stairs. We're all on the couch. He's like, get up. We get up. He fucking moves the cushions and he pulls. a fucking gun out from the fucking couch.

What? Fucking takes out the clip, looks at it, puts it back in, puts it behind like his pants, and then leaves. I was like, oh, this is, this is a great part of town. Can't wait to go to this party. It's where I am now. So before we even got to the dance, I had pretty much drank a lot of them. I mean, you guys know me.

When I drink, I drink a lot. And I drink very, very fast. And especially in this scenario, I think I was just uncomfortable, because I didn't know any of these people. So I probably felt like I needed to compensate by drinking as much as I possibly could. Anyways, I was so fucking plowed. I blacked out before we even got to the dance. We get to the dance.

It's in like the gym part of the school. And all I remember is as soon as we got in, not like two minutes later, I needed to go to the bathroom. And then I just remember staring into a toilet and puking a lot. And then I remember some angry people pulling me up and dragging me out. I guess in retrospect, I think it was a couple of teachers. But I guess I was loud enough puking in the bathroom Because the bathroom was part of the gym It was like right off the side of the gym

So there's this dance going on And then there's this guy just puking And me not being a part of that school I guess was an even bigger problem So these teachers just didn't want me to be there So they just grabbed me I just remember being picked up I remember out being outside

Sitting on the steps Blacking out again And then I was in a bed In this house Strangers bed Yeah in this house that I did not even know And when I woke up She was gone

So I don't know if she came back with me or not, but she was gone, my date. And I didn't know anyone at this house. And I got up, there's a couple people sleeping on the couch, you know, whatever. And I just kind of crept out of the house. I walk out. It's like fucking like four in the morning or five in the morning. It was in the summer so, you know, you could still kind of see the light. And it was just like, it was just such a creepy thing.

Like I survived a fucking car crash or something. I just felt like stranded on another planet because it was like I'm like hung over. I have no idea where I am. I didn't have a cell phone. Back then, you know? Yeah. And I'm in the neighborhood. I have no idea where it is.

There's no Uber. There's no... It's like the Twilight Zone. Yeah. No, I ended up being able to fight. Because we were, when we first moved there, we were staying in like an extended stay hotel type place. So I was able to eventually call that place and they have my mom come pick me up.

Your mom. Yeah. Well, this is high school, you know. But still, I was just, I didn't have a car at the time, you know, because we had just moved back. I was in a tent in a girl's tent with just girls clothes on. You had girls' clothes on? Well, just there, the mud boot.

Or what do you call them? I call them well. because I'm from Ireland, but you know the boots to get rid of, like, mud? Yeah. Just girls, ones of those on. As all I was wearing. Isle, you woke up with hugs? Pretty much, I was wearing nothing else.

You're just harrying on. People were saying they watch me wandering naked around the campsite. Yeah, I've got a few wandering around naked stories. Yeah, it was a music festival. What the fuck, dude? I was on drugs. It was years ago. Do you want to read one more question?

All right, guys. We got our last question. We got our last question here by Earwig. Earwig asks, Kellogg's. The creators of Kellogg's, Corn Flakes, and other famous popular cereals, has hired each of you to come up with a new cereal. However, the member

who comes up with the worst cereal gets his balls chopped off, so what are your ideas? Obviously, we don't give a fuck about the last one, because mine got chopped off long ago. But as far as... My one is that. Mixed bottles. Mixed balls in a bowl. That's your balls fucking getting

slipped off by big cities. Dude, that's just a bowl of milk, man. There's nothing in there, man. I can spare them, boys. I'll be practical, right? Mine's going to be popping zebras or something like that. Popping zebras? Zebra Poppers or something like that.

And it'll be like, it'll be basically like Poppy Chow kind of stuff like chocolate and peanut butter with like white. And it'll make like the, since it's like Rice Christie's, it'll make like the popping sound like it'll be like the white and black. So it'll be like zebra cereal that pops. Nice. And I'll call it zebra poppers. I actually like it.

It's cool. If you had a cereal, like, it tasted like donuts, right? But the idea was that you'd have to pour coffee and milk into it. So it would be like a coffee milk donut cereal? I think that would be good. Why don't you just eat coffee and donuts? Well, no, that's the point. It's like, I guess that's, yeah, why wouldn't you just do that?

I mean, like, donuts is getting like little miniature donuts would be kind of creepy to, like, eat it with like, fucking chocolate. Cookie crisp. That's how, yeah, that's what I thought about cookie crisp. It's green as far. It's not, though, because it's not cookies. It's just like... Yeah, it wasn't cookies. It's like corn fucking like breaded stuff with chocolate chips inside of it.

What would be an actual good flavor? I said checks with chocolate and peanut butter. What are those cookies that you get from Girl Scouts? It was like, it tasted kind of minty, but it was also chocolatey. York? No, it kind of like that, but they were like... Pepperman patties? Something like, it was kind of like that.

But the fucking people know what the fuck I'm talking about. That is a cereal. That, done. Pepperman patty cereal? You Americans have the best cereals, I have to say, like, Way better than that. Yeah, we have the worst-grimed cereals. Oh, but they're way...

I can do an almond joy. The worst-poly. I can do like a mounds or an almond joy fucking cereal. Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is one of the nice things I've ever eaten. I love those to do it. It's so fucking good. I used to hate, uh...

I used to hate Golden Grams growing up, but I kind of came around to it. It's so weird though when they came up with a flavor. Like, if I were to tell you, yeah, Captain Crunch, what is that flavor? What's that? It's like corn... I couldn't tell you, but I have a vaidstress and sugar.

Yeah, sugar, sugar. Coar starch. with glass shards. They're called gold. Basically. And I love Captain Crunch, but I don't know what a fucking taste like. There are European listeners there.

Captain Crunch is basically golden nuggets. They're honey crunch and good. Not necessarily, because you can also get Captain Crunch berries. Like you get like blue and green berries. He's to have that back in the day. That I understand, though, the berries I get. But the crunch, the Captain Crunch.

I love tricks. Tricks is a really good cereal. It doesn't have much sugar in it, but it's pretty good. Fruit Loops? Lucky Charms, I love my... I love... Why don't they make more, why don't they put more marshmallows in the lucky

Trump? Of course. That's what's everyone's favorite thing. Why don't they just make it all marshmallows? I used to eat. Seriously, no one cares. Because the back of the box would read a very different tale. That's true.

No parent would ever fucking buy it because it would just say like, I buy it though. Fucking approximate servings, 12 calories, diabetes. Do you remember, uh, do you remember that uh, honeycombs commercial with like that weird, like furry animal with sneakers? Yeah, honeycomb, honeycomb, honeycomb, yeah. The box of cereals were like, fucking like 14 feet tall and they, like, the actual cereal was fucking huge. Yeah. They were like fucking, like, frisbee's. Yeah, they were massive.

There were these huge fucking cereal things that if you had a small bowl, you have like eight of them inside your bowl. And you pour the milk in and they'd all fall out. You know, like, that's better than the fucking, like, what was it, shredded wheat? But it was like a, it looked like a bundle of socks. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah. You got like one of them and you put it in with, like, yeah, they were fucking double. They were double. Or yeah, you could get the big fucking ones. I always love the mini. The sugar frosting. Yeah, yeah.

Those are actually good. Those are good. Fucking huge mini wheat. The big ones I never understood. You got to let it soak for a half hour before you could even fucking eat it. And if it soaks from like two seconds, the fucking wheat already melts in the body and the sugar's all gone. But in the many ones, it's the time you do try to eat it. Like if it gets too soggy, it is like eating a wet sock.

It is just like this big, thick, clumpy mass. You know what? Wheatibix. I've heard of this weed abics. What the fuck is this? It's like Irish and English. It's called Wheatabix. It's like, it's just kind of a brick of wheat.

But when you put sugar on it, for some reason, it's the nicest thing ever. I saw it in giant. Like you can buy it in the health food sections in America now. It's so fucking good. Buy wheat of bates. I love life and kicks. Those are like my two favorite cereal. Kicks is like...

Life. I never got any kicks. I liked life. Life is really good. Cinnamon life. I used to eat normal life, but the cinnamon actually has a little bit of a kick to it so you don't have to have as much milk.

Yeah. But you guys have Alpen here? I don't know. I don't know what that is. Alpin? No. There was one that actually, I swear to God,

like it feels like I was smelling liquor. It was fruity pebbles. When fruity pebbles, when fruity pebbles is left out. Okay. With the milk and stuff, you have this weird after this smell where when you get older, you start thinking like, this smells like liquor. Actually, you know what's weird about that? There's so many beers that I taste in. They have to taste.

I'm like, this kind of tastes like fruity pebbles. Yeah. Is there something weird? I don't know, man. Fruty pebbles are good, but they're... It probably says a familiar taste signature that, like, some things have. Your milk turns fucking purple. Yeah, it does.

It completely drenched. Mine is the opposite. You what else turns purple? Your boobs. Yeah. Totally funny. Oh, my God. It does.

It colors your poop. It turns green. I lived in my ex-girlfriend's house and like, I got so worried because they were green and I found out it's because I was eating fruity pebbles. Your pebbles are good. Yeah, I don't like cocoa puffs. Yeah, I never like cocoa puffs. I've never been a fan of cocoa puffs. I'd be like, ooh, Cocoa Pooh!

Cocoa Food, the chocolate cereal. Yeah. I don't like just chocolate cereal. I like Reesies puffs. He's like peanut butter and chocolates good, but I don't like just straight chocolate cereal. We had one's called Cocoa Pops. And it was this, the, their logo mascot guy was like a monkey with a baseball hat off. Wow, way to rip off cocoa puffs.

Their song was, wait, we have it, but I have a bow. Can we call pop. If any of you guys live in Australia or Europe or anything, put in your favorite cereal and, like, actual images of it, because I'm actually curious what other cereal people like, because we have fruit loops and tricks and shit, but I'd like to see what other people eat. Then they had caramel flavors in their song was,

we'd rather have a bowl of caramel-flavored cocoa. It was all condensed. Way to rip off the crazy, zany, orange bird. Now in my old age, my favorite cereal to eat is, like, granola. Yeah, mine's granola and raisin brand. Yes. The older I get, I'm like, I'm like, mom, mom, where's the Captain Crunch? The cinnamon toast crunch?

Dude, if I eat a bowl of any of that shit, it gives me a headache. This gummy bear, this gummy bear, I'm going to fucking feel it tomorrow. Oh, absolutely. I'm going to get a sugar hangover tomorrow from this. But then I eat something like, uh, like, it might as well just, it's like fucking oats. Yeah. It's just like, it's just like fucking nuts and berries. It's delicious.

Still connected to the fucking grain chute. Granola is fucking pushing it. Put on some like really tart home. main, green yogurt. I have granola. No sugar. I have granola and that's pushing it

sometimes. It's like, holy fuck, this is way too sugary for me. Actually, something that is really tasty if you're into something mildly fucking granola-e is, uh,

yeah, you get some granola with like walnuts and like other like coconut flakes and stuff. Throw that in. Oh, shut up. Throw that in. So daddish. I know.

I know what you're talking about. God, throw that into, um, some like, uh, plain yogurt. And then if you want to,

if you want it to be sweet, you can throw some honey on top of that whole thing. Honey and yogurt? Fresh honey on top of that whole thing. And you've got yourself a delicious treat. After that, read the newspaper, smoke your pipe, and then ride a bike with a really big wheel to work. And be a big one.

Slap your wife. Go home, slap your wife. I love, I actually do love putting granola yogurt. And put two barrels in your mouth and end it all. Putting granola and yogurt's really good. I did it at a young age. I started getting into the whole granola and yogurt thing. I wasn't a fan of Raisin Braille when I was a kid.

I hated it. Yeah. This is something that also always confused me. Have you ever had, like, Frankenberry or, like, booberry? Um, okay, I know I have at some point. It was Count Chocula, Frankenberry, booberry. What was the, what was the, what was the, what was the money? I've had booberry.

What was the mummy one, though? I never remember that flavor. Yummy mummy. Yeah. Are you sure. Yeah, I swear to God. But what was it? Was it like vanilla?

It was like fruit loop. It was like fruit loop flavored. It was just fruit. But it was white. We had sugar fuck. It was, it was like, you know, like, fruit condensed corn syrup with fucking, like stuff. Yeah. These characters.

are consensual to us because they were also cartoon characters. And they used to have, like, little green cartoons. Booberry is really good. Having blueberry cereal is a brilliant idea. But I can't eat, like, fucking straight chocolate and strawberry, so I can't even imagine eating that shit. I mean, I wouldn't say just eat blueberry,

like, the freak who just only eats blueberry. But I would, I would eat blueberry. I feel like if it's so distinctly strawberry, I couldn't have that cereal every day. Like, after a week, I'd be like, god damn. The last thing I want in my mouth is just fucking this strawberry cereal. Yeah, it's strawberry, like Kellogg's, like, fruit coloring, and it's just like destroying your teeth from the inside out.

Because, I mean, when you're, I mean, when you get older, you don't eat the same dinner every day. I mean, most of the time you want to try to change it. You try to change it. No, no, yeah. Even with pizza, you're going to have a different kind of pizza. I totally want pizza right now. Papa John's open until 11.

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