SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E15 - [Totally Consensual Dating Simulator]

Episode Date: March 15, 2016

Age-old sex sims, video game boob physics gone terribly wrong. Chris, Niall, and Cory recount their childhood sleepovers, speaking professional "sims", dragging explosions over poor unsuspecting children, and avoiding those awkward mornings after pals be rufflin' the sheets... in the carnal sense. Also, sidewalks. Tiny, narrow, death-taunting sidewalks... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Tom Ryan - Main Edit Ricepirate - Final Pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Brian Adam . Jace Baker . Denis DeLong Liam Staley . Sonny Canchola . Paul Raymond Lucas Boucher . ubernoobinator . Matt Gronhovd Rodolfo Davis Millet . Corbin Record . Dean Borris Andrew Dore . Elecktricd00m . Kellen Dani Rucker . Dazzanator . Conner St. John Phillip Tafoya . Hudson Heitmeier . Sam Child Yuval Birenzweig . Dan Jakab . Chaney Rockwell Jacob Arends . Chris Moore . Shane Liesse Blake Bevill . ChewySmokey . aguynamedGeoff Bill Zhuang +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys.

He's a bunch bullshitter. Welcome to sleepy guys. I'm going to sleepie guys. Can I take your order? I'm joined here with my friend Chris. Hello everybody. And my other friend, Nile. And we're just going to have a wholesome episode.

We're going to keep this one. A laid back kind of. Just friends. Just embracing each other's company. So put on your headphones and... Corey, you're grabbing your little fat tummy? You said something that I realize still happens to me. What?

You say when you go down the stairs, your tits don't flap. Mine still do. You told that to Corey as well. I tweeted it. My nipples do those weird things and like old, those old meat and fuck games for Newgirls? Meat and fuck. Like the nipples moved down.

whenever they fuck but they're like the tit stay in the same spot yeah that's what my tits it's like you've like your neck is they just slide up and down your tits talking about the animation where it seems like someone's connected like an invisible wire to the nipples and it's just moving the wire up and down so the whole tit faces that one point mean fuck was such a horrible concept you like play a game and then you just you click parts so she's like no and then you find like her left thigh and she's like mm-hmm and then she gets pissed off and you have to rub her shoulder and she's like mm-hmm just keep doing it just like where's this skis

You never heard of me, yeah, no, he's completely right. It's like, it always starts off where it's like, let's get down to it. And then, like, you'll click on her shoulder, and she'll like, no! And then you click on our other shoulder, she'll be like, yeah. Yeah, exactly. You click one side, she gets pissed off, but you click the other, she's totally fine with it. Who made these? Just some guy, I don't know.

It was just like this most basic idea. And wasn't like a series? Yeah, there was loads, I think I got horny to one or two of them. There was like, I got off to do. Are they, like, are they characters? Just like, these, like, bimbo, old flashy style anime characters. Oh yeah, yeah, just... But yeah, it was always the same.

It was always, like, you can't start with the pussy or the tits. You always got to start with, like, their arms or their thighs. And if you click the left one, she'll probably be, like... But why? You have to, like, massage them first or something? Yeah, yeah, the hand, like, rubs up and down. Yeah. Yeah, you have to move the mouse and hold it up and down.

I remember playing a bunch of those flash games. This is a good topic, talking about, like, old porn games. Yeah. It was, like, this weird, like, Uso. I don't know if you ever played that, where it's, like, you press a collect point, and then you go down to like another point and you kind of like follow it. It was like, first of all it was the hardest fucking porn game.

I just wanted to see her panties and they're forcing me to do all this stuff just to move her leg. Sex games in general are really weird. I remember there was this one and it was like an ad on porn websites and they said they advertised it as the second life of sex so I got it and in the like videos of it

like there was like big demon guys fucking girl I thought it was so cool so I clicked on it and it was like it was nothing. It was like enter all your credit card details. It's like always like 3D ads. It was like the I'm vu or imvuer. Yeah. You say that I'm v-envue.

I only had it for a day because I thought it would be cool like second life, but it wasn't as fun. I was malware. Yeah, it was just like malware. You can't delete it. It's like if you delete it, it's like there's still, it's still open somewhere on your computer. I like last year bought a sex game. Really? Yeah, 3D1.

I thought it would be cool. What was it was? Yeah. I forget what was called, but it was like, it starts off in this like white room. And then there's like a girl with really, really cool titty physics like running in the spot. Her clothes are like, or like rag doll clock. Yeah. I had really, really good collision detection, so her, like, sure it wasn't clipping through her tits. Oh, really?

I was like, this is really impressive, but then when it got to the game, it was like... Wait, there was an actual game where you don't... No, the whole point is that, like, you're supposed to paste these, so you start off, you're like, I just want to fuck people, but you got to go through all this bullshit first, so then when you finally get to the fuck and you're like, yes! But the game starts off, and it's like, you're in a gym, and you're, like, working for some bitch who has huge titties. And she's like, pick up all the cans off the ground, and you're like, fine. But every time I did it, it took, like, 20 minutes to walk.

from like where you pick up the can to the trash can and drop it into the can with the shitty fucking ragdoll physics And then I got really fucking mad and I turned it off and I never played it again So you have to earn the sex in a sex game. That's what it was back then those like there was these like really Complicated sex games. There was another one where there was a girl that was passed out on the toilet and you it was like she was put she had her clothes on Unearthed Nile's memories. Oh my god. I know. Nile just like he just like hit with all these numbers and lights Oh my god I remember this game I got and it was called like Jenna Jamison's porn game or something Oh my god, I remember getting it on Limewire and uh... Janet Jameses

I put it on DVDs and I sold it to my friends in school. And uh... That's piracy. Yeah, when I was like 14 and oh man I remember this and then you could like grab their legs and open them and it's like you're like a porn director in it and you just take picture they're just basically just like 3D models that you like move around and then you click fuck and then it's just some really bad animation you guys fucking... You know what I like about the game that I got though?

It's like it was all really technically amazing like the rag doll titties and shit. Anyone can remember that game please tell me. but the sound effects were like recorded in a kitchen. So it's like, you see this really good 3D model, but then you hear like noise come in like... And then you'll hear it like... And the reverb will just like echo for like a few seconds. I remember you press like P for your like your dick to like fly up

and it bounces in the spot for like second and you press P again and it goes up even harder. Oh my God. 3D Sex Villa. That's what it was called. Oh! 3D Sex Villa! Yeah. That's what it was called.

I didn't ever had it but I remember it. I got it in one one. Stamper had that. He had a really high time. He's like y'all man I had to fucking hack Russian service to get this fucking shit. I got on line wire and he he fucking had like he had it was insane I played it and I was blown away by all the options me too because they had they had everything you could do anything and everything You make fat girls yeah you can fucking you can make traps you can make anything You can make traps. Yeah when I was like this one was like because in my one you could have different scenes and you could there was like specific created animated scenes where they would talk and be in position and stuff yeah but then there was ones

you could just rig where you were in a room and you had a million poses to choose for me. Yeah, that was so good. Do you know how much they charge for that stuff normally? How much? It's like 90 bucks for the game. And like for like packs, it's like, but can you know, I think it's like $30 for the game. You get like a free trial, but the packs are like $90. And you get like, there's hundreds of packs.

It's like, oh, sci-fi adventure. People will buy them too. Star Wars. You get all this shit. It's fucking insane. It's like the Sims. You know what's weird though? It's like these like sex games are created by like small teams of people usually, right? But they've got like the most amazing like physics and like they're super stable and they're like you know

Technically impressive and shit and all these big budget games don't have any of the features that these games like I don't mean the sex parts I mean like the actual physics That's like why don't they fucking do like incorporate some of this in the real games where it's like you run up to someone just like rip their fucking clothes off and tear it and throw them the ground Like they just do that in real life you ever notice that all these new games are so fucking blind It's just the same sandbox like you're in a city where like people don't really do anything except get mad at you for no reason and push you you and I'm keep walking. It's like, why can't you just run up to people and like, I don't know, fucking rip their shirt off and throw it on the ground and have them get mad. Rape theft auto.

I don't mean rape them. I mean, this would be cool if that. That would be, hey, you hearing that 3D sex villa? What I'm not talking about, rape? I'm saying. I'm talking about- That's what I would do. I would go to a woman reading a paper, I would push her over and pull her fucking shit off.

Like, do you do not find yourself playing games? Like, I remember, like, there were those games like on a computer where, like, there'd be curtains on the wall, and you could probably rip them off. And you just feel cool doing it because it looks cool and simulations are always fun to do I love simulating games. Yeah, like, but no games ever use those. No, and it's like- Well, I mean they do but not cool it's always just like a curtain on the wall that you walk through You wish you had more options because it's like and those are always kind of like afterthoughts for a lot of people

Like they need a room so they throw in some they put in some squares and then color it later Yeah, like a clock or something but it's like you would just want to go up to and just fucking like smash out a window or rip off some fucking curtains The division is supposed to be good for that in game. Really? The division has like Shoot glass, it like breaks the glass Exactly. Really realistically. If you like shoot a bed You want to see like feathers and shit That happens and there's still holes like that look like

That's what needs to happen when you play a game Remember like Oblivion? You could like go into someone's house and knock all the shit off their shelves and leave it on the ground You come back like two years later and it's still all broken on the ground I gotta love that shit and oblivion is fucking broken as hell I know but it's really fun the way you can do that Do you know the scroll trick where you can like spawn a million scrolls and anything Oh you pull back on the arrow You pull back on the arrow and you like double click on something in the menu and you close the menu like a million watermelons like appear

Yeah, I did that in Skyrim mixed up with cabages You press like pee or something and then a cabbage just goes BART and then like you could do like millions like bop bop right You know why it's fun it's because there's a million fucking watermelons clogging up a room and it's like a simulation and this looks sweet The NPCs are still just like trying to walk to the door Yeah, it's like smashing true them That's that's fun That's what I spent like all these big fucking games like watchdogs and Grand Up Dotto they have these big worlds with nothing

to fucking doing it. I know. I want to go to the top of a building and grab the bottom, drop a watermelon onto a car and watch it blow up. Is it just cause kind of like that though? Yeah, just cause two was way better. Yeah, play two in your house like years ago. With oblivion, me and my brother used to play oblivion and that's all we would do. We would never follow the rules. Once we got out of the city, we went into the city, they're like, you're going to go to the tournament. And my brother's like, hold on, I'm just going to make a bunch of scrolls and then you buy the sword. Ablivin is a shitty-ass game. Well, it's not. Okay, it's shitty, but it's also brilliant. It's old. It's really

It's dated, but it had all these things you could do that were just so fun. Like you could go to people's houses and like pickpocket them. Oh yeah. It had all that in Skyrim too. No, I know, but Oblivion came out like 10 years before that shit. This is like... Like 10 years, but... Skymer's like...

Like now, like, it has that like, you know, that Sky Circle Airbox. Yeah, like you're in the city. You have the... And you can see, like, everything. It's very simple. I'm just saying at... At the time when Oblivion came out, it did all this shit that I'd never seen. It seemed really cool.

It seemed really cool. Yeah, like I got a new computer recently and I downloaded Skyrim and, uh... I just downloaded a load of mods. I didn't know what they were. Just a load of mods. And then like, the guy comes up to me and he's like, you've committed crimes against Skyrim and his people. And then like, next, it just cut to him fucking me. And my character was on his knees. It was really slow and I was like,

God damn it. But I had to like, so I had to like look through like other mods, all the mods to find that one and turn it off. And then when I turned it off, it broke the game. So like it worked with like another, I couldn't play. like another, I couldn't play it for like a month. I installed

mods incorrectly without using the actual thing you're supposed to install it. Yeah, yeah. So I installed like 400 dick mods and tinny mods and fuck mods. And I played a little bit in my game would just crash and fucking I couldn't get anywhere. Stupid as shit ever. It's so dumb. Why would a policeman get mad at you and then

rape you? That was like the punishment. You have committed crimes against Skyrim. Go to jail. He fuck shit. You just starts fucking me. Why would you bother saying that? Why wouldn't you just start with the rape? It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like a cat. And it was like, it just looked weird.

And the animation was terrible. Oh yeah! The animations are like... It's so stiff. They're like, yeah, they're just like one thing and your character's just like... Do you remember when that... When people were hacking GTA online and people were doing news reports about it where they're like, people can virtually rape you.

And then you just see like, it's very realistic and graphic. And you just see like this fucking GTA character like clip behind the guy really shittily. He's just following it. Bend over shittily and just like clip into it. over and over. He's just like a cone and shit. And these girls are like losing their shit over and almost crying because they're fucking idiots. It was this heavy woman with like green hair and she was like, I get virtually raped on one.

Yeah, he's like, he's like laying it, the car drives away and he's still in the same spot with a cone over his head while he fuck. The video was so funny. I tried to mod the fuck out of Sims 3 and I'm really really, I think Sims 3 is really good. Yeah, they love Sims 3. They fuck Sims 4. Sims 4 is garbage. They fucked it like down. Sims 3 had a lot of like really crazy sex mods.

You would go like, okay, like, you know, suck my dick, she'd go down there and she'd like, take the dick, she'd be like, man, man, when I was like, when I was like 12, I had the Sims one, and I figured out that, no, I had the Sims living it up expansion pack, and when I figured out that mod where you can literally pick up anything, you could pick up fire and put it on Sims and, but, no, I figured out you you could pick up the blur around the Sims in the shower, you can just move it, and then you can just look at their tits, but they don't have nipples or a pussy to just, just like Barbie dolls, but I got so fucking horny to me too. I know what you're talking about. Like, that was the horniest I

ever was at that point in my life. There's a cheat where you can get rid of it. Yeah. You can pick up the blur and just move it somewhere else. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what I did too. There's a code for, um... That was Sims 2, I think. No, it was 1.

Oh, you do that too well. It was the Sims one where you're with your mom and she's like, forces you to get a job, or you're like gonna move out or something? PS2. Yeah. That was the Sims 1 on PS2. I learned the fish eye code for that. So I could see people without the mosaics in first person, so I'd walk up to them really creeply while they're in the shower.

Yeah. The Sims 1 on PS2 was fucking shit. was fucking shit. Sims 2 was basically like a raped like Sims 2. Not raped, I mean strips, sorry. Yeah, no, it was, you couldn't even have two story houses. It's just like, look at my match bungalow. It's like a piece of shit.

And then when you try to build a house, it was just the most awkward, chunky shit. And it wouldn't let you put too many things on screen or it crash. Yeah. Remember the fucking herbs? That game was the fucking stupidest. Hey, what's the herb? You don't remember the fucking herbs?

It's like the punk rock girl on the front. It's like when they try to make Sims hip. You don't remember the fucking, it was the Sims in the city. And then the fucking the ad for it was, Oh my god started and hot, breastband started. That memory was at the back of my head ready to leave.

Fucking when I worked in GameStop, all we ever fucking had pre-un was fucking herbs and FIFA because nobody wanted it. It was the worst ever. My favorite thing, though, was the Sims and hot dates and professional working where you can actually go to like a restaurant and work there and move to,

and like, while people are sitting and take them out of their chair and put them outside the middle of the road. I had the Sims, I had the Sims live in a, The Sims hot date. I had the Sims house party which was sweet. Oh yeah. It just the penny just dropped is hot date like kind of like the sex game, but like you could take your girl It was when you out on the town. Yeah, it's when you got the hot tub machine Yeah, fuck you you come back with all your friends from in the 80s and fuck you know what's really fucked up?

What someone had to remake that let's get it started and they had to remake that in Sim talk for that Oh it was like that was like Oh yeah it was like someone got paid to do that Someone wasted their life doing it? You think there's a, they had a script, so you have to say, who's sklip-ooping-doopin. There's a whole language you have to learn for sense. Is it real, though?

It's a professional language. It is not. It's just terrible. No, they, I read something. When I was looking something up, it's made from like 18 different languages. It's actually like a cleric tongue that you have to learn in order to do it.

That's why everybody does it. It's like, it sounds very professional when they're talking because they're actually reading specifically designed words around this idea. Oh, that's why I was wondering if it was just someone like Chris, you can just do it. Yeah, Because if they were to copy a language that sounded like somebody would remember, people would be like, oh, it's German, it's a... It just sounds like really basic baby talk.

It is. Bula da-stow. This is really good. No, it's not hard to be good at that. It's just think of the shittiest most basic baby word. The only thing I can think of is... Baa, la bu, bala star, boysto. Yeah, you're just going,

Bala ha, grab, ba. Bala. Bala. Bala. Bala. Pollet dawn. Yeah, that's like, that's like when you're constantly You know what do you want to go somewhere

I would assume say I want you to fuck me up my asshole I'll pay Sino for you It's German, I can't do German as well I just do nashna heafee I just go he schoofen titherto if you were a sim and you were about to uh... get fucked I'd be like Just judge Jusito!

Dissino! Oh Oh, whoa! They can't just scream either. They can't just... They can't, they can't, but they're like, ah, it's like really goofy screaming. What's the meanest thing you've ever done to a Sim? Like, did you...

I was just thinking, like, um... Do you remember the Sims living it up? Yeah. I'm not sure if you could do it in the first game, but when I had the Sims living up, I placed fire on top of a little boy. So, like, you can pick a fire, like... No, this is how it works, right?

You can either light your stove on fire somehow, but I never did that. I just... There was a firework toy that you can, like, make it shoot up in the sky. But the second it hits the ground, pause the game, It would be a fraction of a second an explosion.

You can pick up that explosion and put it on someone. They'll go on fire and die. Really? That's amazing. And that game freaked me out because when I was a kid, the grim reaper would come when you die. And it'll play rock paper, scissors with you to see if you can have your life back. But if you have your life back,

they'd like turn the color of your skin green so you're like a zombie. Yeah, I remember that. And I think they rename you like zombie Chris or something. Yeah, I know. It was just fucking weird. Yeah, and it's really weird. The character's not the same either.

Did they take that out now? Like, I remember there was one point where, like, I remember, this and it pissed me off because there was these one assholes because I think it was the one where it's like you know living it up or something where you had to actually like go out and get a life and like join people so I had a family of like four people and I'm like why do I have to put food on the table for these pieces of shit because they I couldn't interact with them at all so I came up with the genius plan and putting them in a room and taking away the door and windows so they can't get out yeah but these motherfuckers created a looney tune cartoon hole on the ground and jump through really back out. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

And then they went over to the fridge and got a sandwich and I was so fucking mad. Because he was in their die, I checked back and I'd be like, yeah, you fucking in your piss puddle, you little bitch. That's what you get for a buddy waste of my money. I remember he used to kill people by putting me in the swimming pool and taking the ladder out. That was another way, yeah.

I don't know how they, it was a really bad game design, but they took it out in three, because you could, if you die in three you die, but you can become a ghost and I usually just build a wall around someone, just build a square around them so they're stuck with, I don't Something really like, it was really like scary when the burglar would come. Remember that? It was. It was scary too when you can't do anything.

Yeah. Like you can't pause. You can't do fucking, you can't stop him. Wait, you can't pause when the burglars are? You can pause, but it doesn't help. You can't get up. Like your characters get up and they just sit there like fucking assholes like, oh no, oh no, like they just like saw a fucking rat on the ground and the fucking burglars are tiptoeing around, stealing your TV and shit. Because you didn't put up a fucking burglar alarm. That's something I eventually learned. Every time I make a house, I always have a burglar alarm.

Yeah. Because it's like just important. Because your Sims are garbage. They can't go up with a baseball bat and try hitting them. Actually in Sims 3, you could attempt to wrestle them. And if you win, they're like, oh, I'm defeated. And then the police officer comes in and arrest them. Oh, weird. This is really weird. Why are we talking about the Sims somewhere?

We were talking about mods in Skyrim, I think. Oh yeah. That's how you do conversation. It's how conversation to start. I just wish all I wanted to say was I wish more games had new, ideas. Everything just feels by it. I haven't played a game in a long time that felt... Do you remember when like Oblivion or when like something like Grand Theft Auto 3 first came out? It was like, this is fucking crazy. Like when was the last time you felt that about it game?

Maybe it's your like childhood wonder going on. It was and it was like all this new. Every time something came out it felt so like bigger and new. But now everything feels smaller. I've never really been to when a game comes out. I've never really been excited for a game that much. I mean like I don't speak for like Shad. He was like an avid gamer. I myself and someone who plays games on rare occasions. But for me, it's like I recently played that point-and-click inner-world game. Last time I played a point-and-click game was like a remake of Monkey Island. I love that game. Yeah. It was like the one where it's kind of like the almost Disney-esque or old Disney style. I had that. I didn't get very far because... It was hard. I got it for my birthday and it was really fun. And like the character's really fun. And that's what the game is. Like, it's a very fun point-and-click game, very simple, very quick. And I was having fun with

that. Um, but you realize that point-and-click games are like, there's specific types of point-click. there's like the ones where it's just like asinine like okay give a monkey marbles he'll throw the marbles at the wall which will unlock a hole in the wall which shows you the area where you get the stick the specific stick you need to stick into a hole that you completely didn't see to begin with and then you open it and opens up an open passage do you remember the old uh men in black uh point and click game from like 998 no i had a shit ton of point and click in like learning games growing up because like i said i didn't have a gaming console i had a pc i had doss so i had a lot of windows games That's Simpson's virtual Springfield Man, you had all the stuff that as a child I wish I had but I couldn't afford it You were like I had the simsus cartoon studio and I had that caspar point and click shit that was horrible I I I think I torrented that when I was like 11

I had this game called Orion Burger that like made me really mad Because it wouldn't work I just I had it since childhood and then I would never work on any computer I ever got and then I finally like tried using it again when I was like 16 on like my Windows Vista or whatever and still wouldn't work so I smashed it and had it and had it and I had it and I remember the same sort of thing. I had like a game that just would not play. It was a Lego game for PC. It would not play. It was just it wasn't scratched. It was a Corments you as a kid because you're like it's a game. It's a fucking game and it won't work. Yeah, it's like that's the biggest cocktees when you're a kid. I got it in a cereal thing. Oh yeah. It was here. It came in a plastic bag and it was like it was at the time. It was really cool and I'm like Why can I play this fucking Lego game in my cereal box? This is bullshit. I got it on a little CD or anything. It was just a CD. I got this Pokemon 2000 game when the movie

was coming out in the cereal box and I was it had the trailer and I watched it like 400 million times. I was like Oh, so weird how excited you get over like getting games and cereal boxes. I remember getting my Bionicle game in a cereal box really lost my shit. I love the Bionicle games. You know looking at it now was probably a piece of shit. I paid I paid 64 euros for Bionicle on PS2. By the way 64 euros at the time was like a hundred dollars and that is one of the worst games I ever played. I was so fucking angry and guess what happened? I I went back to the store to sell back. They wouldn't take it back because I took it out of plastic And guess what the next day I brought it back they had reduced it to 20 euro Fuck fucking assortion It was bullshit it was that one game like King James or something? It wasn't King James. It was like King's Quest

Oh Kings Quest Kings Quest introduced the whole character walking from a point and click thing and it opened the door to everything It's here I invented so everybody was making point and click games everybody there was just tons of fucking points That's because they were easy to make I remember there was this thing who was a this actually got popular on the internet. There was this Honey Nut Cheerios comic thing. It was like family friendly things and people were like, oh, you put, the best

one is sponsored on the Honey Nut Cheerios comic thing and people were finding a way to take the little stick with honey on it and turn it and turn it into a dick and put it in like the girl honey's mouth and stuff and where it's like combo and shit. And they were making tons of comics where he had like his little B stick and he was rubbing on the president's ass

asshole. He was like everyone was for the same thing. Everyone was using the B steak. He just had all these like random like He's like smiling like an asshole ready to go somewhere with like his B dick and they probably only use the one that wasn't pornographic like the one You would search like the feature then you go to the ones if he'd submitted just nothing but buzz in his fucking like Stick honey dick it was the funniest shit and it's funny because it's like you give people an inch they're going to take a mile Yeah totally you allow somebody something gets popular to create stuff they're going to abuse it I tried to abuse it when I was who did yeah I would see this and I would be like I can turn that letter I and

into a cock. I'm gonna do that. I did the same thing for 3D movie maker. I did the same thing for all those other games. Your 3D movie maker videos were hysterical. They're so good. Oh, fuck. I had a ton. I just kept making a bunch. I remember I had this one where I got it because I used to get ideas from online from

watching people. There was like that one like monster roar thing that just like makes no sense. And it was like this like, that one fat, ugly guy who like tackles him and explodes. He was like attacking a bunch of people who were sitting in they were like, it's very nice out today.

And then he'd come running in, a bunch of them would come and just like, they were like, blooded shit. Like, ah! It's just really stupid. Was it Nickelodeon 3D movie makers? There was another one that took that. I saved a video of my favorites of like a 3D. I remember like doing an aerial monster's like thing.

I had the Simpsons cartoon studio. That was the same shit. Yeah, I had that as well. You click and drag him around. Oh, I feel so bad. There was this kid in my class. Like everyone kind of made fun of them. And I befriended him because he had The Simpsons like,

movie maker and I brought him over to my house and I asked him to bring it and I like never talked to him again Speaking of which I was about to say that I was like one of the I think I was like the first kid in Ireland to have Pokemon the movie on like course you know be because right we were in Florida right as it like came out on video in America And we were going home the next day and I was like I went up to the lady and I was like is this out or is this like a preview She's like it's out stupid. Oh my fucking God and I bought it on VHS right and I brought it back to Ireland right and um I watched it and I was like that was the best thing I've ever seen in my life. And then, so I, like, you know, The Den? Remember that show?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was an Irish channel called The Den. It was like, really, remember in between shows Nickelode, you'd be two adults with a bunch of kids behind him going, what do you think of that, kids? And all the kids be like, ah! Yeah, it's like that kind of shit, right?

Except it was like this guy in a red jumper, and, which is a sweater. It was like this guy and two puppets, and they just, like, talk about the show that they read the watch. So those guys would always be like, Pokemon, the first movie's coming out in four months in Ireland, and everyone's like, oh my God, Pokemon,

The first movie. I was like, I have it on VHS. So I went to school the next day and I was like, I have Pokemon the first movie. I was like, no, you don't fag it. I was like, I do. And then a guy came over to my house and he used me to watch it, right? And he's just like, he went back to school next day. He's like, he does have it on it.

So then everyone started coming over to my house to watch it. Oh, so you were the kid who was used for me. Yeah, yeah, exactly, right? I would have done it too. I would have been like, hey man. You were the Pokemon first movie kid. I swear, no, I swear, right? Everyone systematically came out of my house day after day to watch.

watch it and then none of them ever talked to me. It's Pokemon the first movie. It's let bygones be... It didn't come out for like four months. I was like the king of school for like one month. That's really fucked up with like how Ireland is where stuff doesn't come out. It doesn't know. It used to be like that. Now it's pretty much it comes out like on the same day. I was always the kind of person who would be like at a young age, I was like a movie comes out. I'm like, I want to see if this is on lime wire. It's probably on lime wire. Then you just see like, like, you know, see like, Sally gets fucked by dog and I'm like, it's not.

Yeah, it was always that fucking video. It's not here. I remember downloading a video And it was like something really like innocent And yeah I think it was like Pokemon or something And then like it was this guy in the middle of a road In like some Middle Eastern country with a rocket launcher And he gets like shot in the head

And I was like that was the first thing I've ever seen like that I was like what off It was not Harry Potter I was trying to get It was Harry Potter I was trying to get Yeah prisoner basketball There's like a guy getting his intro Oh I could open you just like

I saw Harry Potter That rushing guy with his head getting chopped off. You're going to school. Hi, Sariari Bai. I'm like, no, you didn't. You invite your friend, like, check it out. It opens up. It's like weird stuff. Yeah, the whole Pokemon situation where everyone starts coming over to your house.

They're like, wow, Harry Potter's cool. This is like recruit into like, okay, you know, it's like, I'm in the Pokemon club. I'm going on. Now I've at the Harry Potter club. Teacher comes into school, all the kids with like rocket launchers and missing jaws. Please, I'm sorry, Potter! They did have it! Expanyelior!

I did. Expairing on the... Actually, that was really dangerous. You remember those Roman candles? Yeah. I used to play Harry's Potter in the woods with my friend, Roman candles. Man, fireworks scared the actual shit out of me.

I would never hold the firework and light it ever. I did, and it wasn't the smartest thing I could do. You know what you said... I told you this. I don't know if you were here, though. We used to hold bottle rockets and throw me each other just before... That's so stupid. Just before they shut off. It'd be like, like,

Pichu-tzeo! Look at my friend in the side of his foot. Oh my god. It was fun. Like, if you see the aftermath pictures of kids holding fireworks and their hands turn into like palm trees, kind of red palm trees. Yeah. It's fucking gross.

The tattoo you get when you get struck by lightning? Yeah, that looks cool. You get like a cool spider web all down your arm. That happens when you get strick by lightning. Wait, what? Yeah, like it leaves a mark of like the lightning bolt that looks for the lightning bolt. That's fucking awesome. I know, it's like, I have the power.

So now it's like, you get a permanent, like, fucking like, black lightning bolt tattoo. No, it's like red, but. but still it looks cool. It looks cool. Oh, and then people are like, where'd you get that tattoo? Like, shocked by a lighting bolt. Spill hot milk on my arm. Pretty cool.

Got third-degree burns. Put the hot chocolate into my life, put it in my life. Jesus. If we're talking about tattoos, would you ever get a tattoo? I don't think so. I would, probably. Like, I'm the kind of guy who regrets anything. Yeah, see, but I probably would regret.

I am too. But I was also stupid, so I'd do it like... Power to you if you like tattoos, but I think I would regret it no more. think I would regret it no matter what it would just drive me crazy I want to get one on my dick or anything like that No I I I want to see I thought like those sleeves thing looked really cool for a while but now everyone like now it's like a kind of douchey thing so I Yeah, I was the get one it would be like on the sole of my foot it would be just the fucking ugly face or some shit Does that he just lift your feet up? Yeah That'd be funny

It's a good idea But you can step on it so people can't see it all the time even if you're naked That's what people used to do where they would like put their tattoos on their ankles their parents could see it because they wear socks all the time Yeah, I do know that there's certain points in your body where if you get a tattoo it fades really fast. Like I think if you tattoo anything in your finger your blood will like carry the ink to the tip of your finger And maybe because you bend your fingers a lot so like the probably yeah always wondered why don't like dudes get hair tattooed? Yeah, I saw it remember that bald guy. Did you see that picture? No, this picture of a ball guy and he got like loads of like it looked like he has a shaved head tattoo It looked like really you can get a shaved head tattoo. Yeah, like you can make your head look like that you shaved it instead of it being like like Larry David that's interesting. It's a good idea. It is a good idea it's a good idea

If you're balding and it's like, why not? You can look like a cool. Jason's stuff like them, but yeah. What about piercings? Because tattoos and piercings. I had, I had piercings. I wanna get a piercing on my banjo string. Oh god, that would hurt so bad.

So that when I have sexual in a course, girls think I'm good at it. Wait, you want a prince Albert? In a can. Corey? Corey. That's my name. Don't spill it.

Look at some Twitter questions. Twitter questions. Heartless Arts asks, How do you connect and make friends in art animation, creative community? and what are the do's and don'ts? Oh, how do you make friends? I kind of know.

How do you make friends in the art community? Yeah, and what would you just do and not do? The best way to make friends in the art community is to at some points reach out to them but not be so pushy. Yeah, exactly. Like, if there's artists or any kind of art people out there, like if I do something,

I encourage that. Like, I totally enjoy when people send me art of stuff. I may not retweet it or, like, give it, like, grandiose attention, but I definitely will show my appreciation. That's not kind of what she's asking. Like, how do you make other friends? like-minded like I would say like if you see someone on just Twitter or

devian art or something leave them a comment or something and ask them ask them a question and then like if you get into a conversation ask maybe for their Skype and then they have other art friends and then you become in their group and that's kind of easiest way yes just not be afraid and and message them but don't be so pushy yeah if the person doesn't want to talk to you don't keep trying to force it you'll find other art friends if you do I've had a lot of experience with people who I open the door to them and they push their bags through and fucking knock me over

and then set up shop. I've been meeting everybody on Twitter recently. Huh? Yeah. Every single person I've met. Most people I meet with on Twitter. Like if you're an artist, post your art and if you suck get better. Yeah. It's like, post your art still. It's like if you want, don't start fucking sending people art and be like, hey, can you critique me? Because it's like, that's like, that's next level

shit. It's like, what you need to do is be like, hey, I made some art. And if it's like, how cool. And like, they respond to you, you just keep doing it. But then don't keep doing it. Don't keep doing it. Don't keep sending a because they said a word to you. You gotta find a fine line where it doesn't become too pushy or just too far away. Cory, you ever stay over at your friends house when you're younger and you're both trying to get to sleep, but then one of the blankets starts moving really fast and you don't know what's going on. And then you feel kind of a one.

Then a ham comes out and then it suddenly stops when you hear him go, and then you're like, oh, I think he was masturbating. Oh. I think that's ever happened to me. It happened to me like two years ago. Really? My friends never masturbated when I was in the room. I can't say. No, I've never had a friend masturbating a room.

I feel like that's almost like something where it's like brocode like you know yeah If it's kind of rude someone it is rude because it's like you're disrupting their piece because they might not be sleeping five minutes without jacking What they should do is they should be like you wake the jerk off No you got to think of it from their perspective where they're like Hmm pretty horny or at least go into the bathroom I wonder is you sleep Hmm just I know I'm pretty tired I'll wait another five minutes Yeah they start fapper and you're like oh take an object and throw it at you and be like are you awake If you say yes I'd be like

Flip Sleepovers are embarrassing for me because like when they keep talking to me and I'm falling asleep I start kind of saying like mumbo jumbo I never had sleepovers I always had sleepovers at my friends but I never had a sleepover in where I was Because there was nothing to have fun doing my friend had all the game systems and all the fucking shit to eat and watch Oh no, but it's just like when you find cool people like we still have like sleepovers in Jack's house like you're 25 like in her friends I love sleepovers my friend he had the he had a computer yeah had a dreamcast a PlayStation a DOS computer and uh Sega Genesis ever noticed that this is how sleepovers go like I love sleepovers but this is still how they always go It's like yeah, we're having fun. Yeah, oh, let's go to bad and you're in bed and you're like one of you're talking to the other and the other one's more like yeah

Yeah, and then you're like okay, but then you wake up in the morning and if you wake up first you're like I don't want to go to the kitchen because the parents are in there Yeah, oh man this sucks. I can't I got to wait like three hours for him to wake up so you're just lying there just thinking of something to do and then they're like Okay, I got I got to go do stuff by Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you get ready, it's awkward, and then you're horrible. Sleepovers now consist of getting drunk until you're to pass out or get too tired or do anything. It sucks when you wake up first, and you're like... It's way easier when you're an adult. When you're a kid, yeah, you sit there, you're like, oh, you have all fun playing games and watching movies all night,

and the next morning, it's really quiet. You don't want to step on your parents. Like, going into the kitchen with their parents is, like, the most awkward shit. I never did that. I was too afraid to do that because I didn't want to see, like, his mom and, like... Even if you know them really well, it's still just like, well, I'm the guy who's up. now. All attention is now on you because they have to look after you and like nobody wants to be part of it. That's what happens. So basically kids, don't sleep over. You'll look like an 80.

Lightning topic, go. Anna, what did you get your hat? I got, actually someone left in my house. Oh wow. Corey, what's your favorite color? Pink? Pink? Yeah. That's a girl's hot pink? That's like Chris, that's your favorite color. That's my favorite color. I like, I like that like red with a slight hint of yeah. That's my favorite color. No. If a train is going exactly 30 miles per hour to a station and the other train leaves five minutes prior and it's going five miles under the speed limit Do they get to reach the trade limit at the same time The speed limit's the speed limit's 30 miles an hour no they don't at all

I used the fucking hate questions like that in school I didn't found those like no that's because you're a maths guy so right so that let's say there's a situation unfolding before my eyes where it's like oh no there's a train about to crash halfway through between this station and this station one of the trains is going 60 miles an hour I'm not gonna fuck it that I'm gonna run straight to you and be like like, no, quickly, what's he gonna, what do you do? Because I wouldn't even trust my answer. I was gonna be like, oh, what's the speed limit? The tree's gonna blow up and crash into the country.

And then everyone's death will be on your shoulders, now. Yeah, now, because you didn't figure out the fucking math problem that your fucking third grade teacher told you, idiot. I couldn't solve it. The only one I remember, it's like... The third day teacher was on the train, you asshole. The only one I can figure out, though, is the one where it's like, Jimmy has two apples.

Zero takes one apple away. How much apples does Jimmy have? It's like, oh, I don't know. Yeah, I'm fucking genius. Why don't we get those in fucking school? They're always hard. They're always like, Samantha has to go to a party. She knows she needs to get so-and-so a gift. She knows so-and-so wants this gift. She only has money for this much. What should she spend the money on? She knows the direction she has to go is sometimes to save time. So she only knows it has two stories to go to. It's like, wow!

And then when you get- Why don't you just fucking not get a gift and just say, sorry? But then when you get into high school though, they change it to X and Y. Like X... And then you write the answer. You don't- be like, that's what I would do. What Corey's saying is, why can't more of the world's problems be solved with basic baby masks? Yeah, exactly.

Where it's like, what do we do about the situation in Iraq? This is really fucked up. Corey's like, you take away two apples from three apples. You'll be fine. Just like, I don't know how that would ever happen. It would, okay? Take away one terrorist from another terrorist. You take one terrorist.

You take two apples away from my apartment and give the rest of us. Everything will be fine. Exactly. So you can use it for anything. You're being gunned down. You have a wallet, okay? person's like, give me your wallet. So you think they're like, this is all we want it.

No, they're like, give me your wallet. And you're like, hold on. If I give you my wall, you give me yours. Therefore, I'll have a wallet. They get stabbed. If I was, three apples. Essentially. Why do you think they're so rowing for it?

Yeah, they're like, they're catching people at fire, beheading people on national television. You just give them a bag of apples and be like, now you have one apple, and then you go back and give it to your ice ice it. So you have two pairs of apples. Well, like, I don't know. I just hold it up in the light and see if it's a real apple

and bite into it. See, if the goal is still a word. Did you ever just write the answers where it's like, why didn't she want the apples to be in? Yeah, everyone. Like, you try to like, throw over a loop. You throw over a loop. Big fucking a loop. That was like one of the most embarrassing moments in my life was when I was really young.

The teacher was like, write a 200-word essay about what you did over the weekend. And I was just like, it was very, very, very, very, very, very, and it's the very, very, like, a hundred times. It was like, fun. And then I handed it. And I thought everyone would be like, ah! But all the classmates just looked at me like, like, I was just looked at me like, I was, was a fucking alien retard and the teacher was like that's really funny Chris and I was just like oh my god I wanted to kill myself Did you ever get in trouble and have to write lines? You got skilled eyes

What did you ever get in trouble and have to write lines like Bart Simpson? Yeah, I had to do that so many I figured out like that two pens together it's the same distance from like the two lines of the copy book I can tell when you do that so I just I just taped like five pens together and just wrote like the lines and no one ever know There's no way you could hold five pens in no I take them I tape them together yeah no but there's no way you'd be able to write good like that Well, I did. What did you do? He taped pens together, so he got the lines done five times fast. Oh, with chalk? No, no, it was on paper. Like, we had to do it at home.

Oh my god, that's genius. Yeah, it was a good idea. My Irish teacher was such a fucking asshole, piece of shit, dickhead. I fucking hated it. What do he do? He's like, go home and write. In 25 pages, why, uh, you must not do blah blah blah, blah. I forgot what I did.

It wasn't worth 25 pages of fucking, I'm sorry for doing this. 25 pages, come on. That is no joke five hours of, blah, blah, the word that is fuck you you stupid fucking asshole nothing I did warranted that punishment what can you say for 25 pages it was just basically like I'm very sorry for whatever I did wrong but it's just like come on dude fuck you no kid is gonna learn from you like fucking torturing him like that I also feel like that's like really barbaric in a way like you go to a kid and you tell him do a 10-page

essay on why you're sorry and then I'd be like I'm very very very very very very that's the fucking head you the school I went to was like you see kids like throwing rocks at each other's fucking heads and like scalping each other and then he punishes me for some like I was not a fucking bad mean kid or anything I was probably stupid right that was the worst thing I ever did The worst defense like go home and write 25 times why you did you got something wrong in school fuck you stupid Fuck you're like weird Fuck him stupid chubby-headed pink retire he was pink he was pure pink school is such a like you know

Did you ever hear of the Stanford prison experiment no it's like basically like years ago they got like two groups of people And they made one random group of people, prison guards, and another random group of people to prisoners, and they did it for about a week. And, like, what actually happened was the people who were just playing the role of prison guards actually became, like, they had superior complexes. Like, they felt like they're better than the prisoners. They started treating them like shit. Yeah, no, but these are just two random groups of people. Oh, they were just, they weren't even prisoners to begin with. No, no, they weren't even prisoners.

It was just two random groups of people. But that's what, like, school is like, like, the teachers... Isn't that escalate, like, really badly? Yeah, it started, it started becoming, like, a real thing. I heard about the social experience. I was watching documentaries of like social experiments that go wrong. Yeah. And that was one of them where it was like this ban in building basically with just like two groups of people. Yeah, where like the kids were the teachers and the kids were also the students. That's what it's like though. The kids were teachers and teachers in school have this weird like I'm better than you think and when you're a kid you think they're because they're adults.

Then when you grow up you're like I think what the fuck was that I think kids usually have a really good grasp of what's morally right by the time they're like 12. So by the time you're 12 you'll know if a teacher's bullshitting you and like If a teacher is bullshitting you and getting away what it makes you really fucking hate them I tell when a teacher doesn't like you because they're they're quick to judge you at any chance they get Like yeah there's little shit heads right in all that stuff but when you're just like flat out just being a cunt like kids can tell that like you don't have you're getting in trouble though like if I got wet like I fear getting sent now I'd be like The thing is though can fuck you fear the first time you get trouble until you get in trouble for the first time The first time I got a detention I'm like this is it and so if I ever got detention again I'd be like oh no

I had detention every time it was on. I got detention once. Oh, really? Yeah, and that's what made it burn even more. It's like I could have gotten the entire way through school would have attention. But this stupid utter fucking bitch gave me detention because some asshole talked to me.

Oh, yeah. Fucking hey teachers. I got a detention because I went into class while everybody was quiet. I just got in from school. Like, I just came in. It was early. And I'm like, sorry I was late.

I said that to her. And then she's like detention. I'm like, why? And she's like, because you're talking. And I'm like, okay, Hey, has that a problem? She's like, you're still talking. And then she pointed to the board.

It's like, don't talk. And I'm like, I just got in. And so she gave me detention. And she was adamant about keeping me after school. My mom even came. And she's like, that's really snaky thing for you to do. And she was like, still adamant to give me a fucking detention. That one time, my mom came for the rescue.

One time my art teacher threatened me with detention. It was the, I think I told the story before, but that was the day my mom, like, oh, was so good. Basically, I was like in our class. And, like, everyone's ready to go home. My bag is on my back. Then the art teacher is a psycho fat bitch. She turns around points at me like, you threw a nail in my eye. And I was like, excuse me? Yeah, and I was like, no I didn't. She's like, detention.

I was like, fucking whatever. And I like, nail in her eye. Yeah, and I left. I went out to the car and was like, I just got detention because my art teacher said I threw a nail in her eye. And my mom was like, Chris, you're such a fucking idiot. You like, what did you do? And I was like, then do anything. And my mom's like, you're, your little ass. And I was like, mom, go in there right now and just talk to her. My mom's like for, for fuck's sake, right? She got out of the car and she came back she's like, she's a fucking psycho and I was like, I know And then she didn't give me the attention after what happened? I don't fucking know Your mom didn't say no I got suspended a few times as well like I was like a fucking I know I got suspended I was a good kid I was just dawn I was good yeah I got suspended because I got this new phone and it was the first smartphone ever

And I was so happy cost me 500 euros. I saved up for it I was like I was like using it and I was on a school bus and it fell behind a seat and I was like shit and then people were like reaching their hands down and help me One of the guys stole it and uh... Some guys stole it and I found out like a month later he stole it so I stole his phone Actually the school knacker stole his phone and gave it to me and goes here Here's your come up and I was like yeah I was like cool and then like he told the principal that I stole his phone And I got suspended he was fine he was completely like let go I do not understand how suspension is a punishment

Oh yeah, it's because of your parents through wrath you have to face the wrath of your parents Like you're still out of school anything's better than that We had our suspension until this going to the sponge factory with retarded people we have to put sponges in plastic bags. This is real. What? Yeah, did I say this on a bunch? No.

Our out-school suspension involved us going to a sponge factory with retarded people and we stuck sponges in plastic bags and then push them to a conveyor belt. It's actually it's a miracle that you're as normal as you are. Like, seriously, like your life is weird. You just sat in between all these like pinhead dips shit. They're really trying to put up. trying to put the sponges in the bags. They're like, do I, okay, Don. It's the most retarded sentence on the planet. Like trying to put a sponge in a bag. Corey, like sometimes like you're like a randomizer machine where you just generate a sentence in English. This is, it's fact. Okay, it was our, it was out school, it was like, I don't know what

you call it, it's like after service or something for people and they needed people because, you know, if it sounds rude, but when you retarded people put sponges, like retarded works on the factory line, they do their job, but they- So they usually like baggers or sponge. Yeah, and I was the person who gave the person the back the retard the bag for the sponges Yeah, and he would take the he would take the sponge with this vacant look on his So we just d-you-you-you-you- just keep doing that and I just put the bag there Just fucking drag it across the other

Cory what if that was like your calling what if the E-o-Sill suspension like opened up your eyes to a new world The factory fucking burned down That was a retard's in it. That retort was still trying to grab the bag. You can still hear the foos this day. It's haunted. You walk through it and you're saying. It was weird too because like when the lunchtime, when like it was lunchtime, it was lunch break.

There was a giant whistle that goes off. And then they go, oh, they would all do like the wave. You were those in a seat, Corey just put his hands in here. They all go, uh. They wouldn't make noises. They just like all do this. They all do the wave at the same time. Right. And then they would go eat their fucking sandwiches. Did they all drop their sponge?

Go eat their sponge. Then they grab a sponge and start eating it. They'd be like, Kajon. Cori, this is real? No, that part isn't real. Was the wave real? Let me tell you. Please tell me the wave is real.

Yeah, they went to the eat food. But me and my friends, we were crying, laughing. We had to like, ugh. We were like hyperventilating by the end of it and the people come in and they're like because they thought that the chemicals or whatever was like fucking with us they were like are you okay do you need to take a break and I'm like no I'm fine like a punishment at all it's like actual the funniest shit ever oh my god just sit in a chair with your friends laughing you had to go back

it's like did you learn your lesson it was for funny it was a food fight we're doing He looked like the kid, the one famous retarded kid from the ringer, but he was like more balding in the middle of his head. Like it kind of like that weird. Oh, he was an actual down syndrome. He was like 20 something. But yeah, there was like three. There was like a girl who had like a squished face and then him who had like a big head. This is too much, Corey.

It was funny. I would have died. They eventually changed it up because like the teachers started realizing what kids were doing. They were getting in trouble so they could go to the retard picture. Their words that. They heard it. They heard it's cool. Hey heard in school, like these kids were laughing,

we're like, dude, let's just beat the shit out of somebody so we go to the retired victory. Beat the shit on the return. So they changed the gameplay to picking up garbage on the side of a highway. It's so like, dude, fuck school. Let's go to the retard sponge victory. It's so funny.

Everyone's just getting in trouble. What was your guys out-school suspension? We had to go home. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. One day, oh man. It's like, you get off. school. It's like, what, how's that a fucking...

And then they give you assignments when you come back, so you can... Your parents have to go to work anyway. I was like... I was like, oh God, all the teachers hated me, especially the principal who was this... I think he got, like, in trouble for like something to stealing money or something, but, like, he was a fucking beady-eyed prick, right? And he hated me. He just had a lot of, like, beady-eyed, in-face pricks.

Oh, I hated this guy. And he hated me. I had a note for why I didn't have my school uniform on. School uniforms? Yeah, because I left it in my friend's house, and I had a note written by my parents. And he said, go, get, leave the school. Now. I was like I have a note he's like nope get the fuck out and I went out and I was actually thinking I was like I'm gonna jump in front of a car and break my leg just so he will get it in deep shit I was so close to like then not to die but like something like that break my leg or something just to get him kicked out yeah I went into an internet cafe and just played counter strike for like five hours that's awesome I kind of ditch school like quite a bit not to be like I did school I ditched school but I ditched college people used to do that I did school I did school I never did I was too scared because my dad works in town so yeah definitely see yeah oh yeah I still not a dreams sometimes or just wake up and I'm like in class and I'm failing and they're like no everyone has zero in all your class in your just like mental scouring forever in your

in your dreams though is it still a present day and it's like I I walk in you're like I haven't been to school in six years I am fuck yeah I'm like everyone else is like exactly you're like oh my I go into school and I'm like they're like here's all the assignments you have till the end of the month to get I'm done I'm like oh my god I've been nine years late to school yeah I was like I'm seven years behind in my assignments. I don't think schools for everybody, by a long shot. No, no. That's why you're allowed to drop out when you're 15. I think that's fair. You're allowed to?

Well, in Ireland, yeah, you can do Foss courses, which is like, courses were like carpentry. Well, I didn't know that, but I wouldn't have liked any of the stuff that you'd be allowed to do anyway. Yeah, it's usually kind of trade work. Schools, like, it's supposed to teach you like basic social skills and stuff, but that stuff you kind of... At this point, there should be like courses in schools that you can choose while you're a kid, and if you don't like him, you can fuck off the... You can in England. England is good because, like, you do three subjects, and three that you like and that's it. And you'd look into them extensively.

I would have just done art, music, and... You can do that. And then... Whatever, English. That's what I would love. I always had to have, like, an elective. Like, I always had to have an extra class. Even if I didn't fucking want it or need it.

So I'd have to be like, oh, you need communications. Because everybody needs to do communications. Oh, you need a health class or something. Like, where you have to learn about health. It's like... I was, like, really good at Homek. Homeck? Yeah, I don't know.

I was just good at that. I was terrible at Homek. I was like my thing. I couldn't sew. I couldn't cook. I couldn't do anything. Remember when I had to do woodwork for transition year. You know what transition year is just the fuck off. Let me do what I want kind of year.

Our woodwork teacher was a fucking idiot. Who's just like, you're supposed to be taken this seriously. It's like, fuck off, dude. Yeah, no one cares. Yeah, I was, I took that my eighth grade year when I was going to high school and like fucking next year. And I'm taking wood class. And it's like by the end of the year.

And I'm coming in and I'm like, he's just talking about woodwork. And I didn't care. I drew the whole time. I took it when I was leaving that was an eighth grade I'm like that doesn't doesn't benefit me at all I'm leaving next year in like three months that that's the thing right so in Ireland transition year is a year that is a year that is a year that is a year that is literally just so you can make it there's no exam it's literally just a year the where okay so you do three years right then it's like do you want to do transition you were like yeah I need a fucking break after that I'm always gonna kill myself so you take that year out just to do it oh in Ireland yeah there's a there's a fuck off year at but it's optional so you can do when you're 16 and basically what it's supposed to be is that it's like, you know, just experience life, we'll give you some things to do and blah, blah, blah, but don't take it too seriously.

That's what's supposed to be. And they want you to like set up a business and just got a feel for things. This fucking count was like, no, you need to make a burthouse. We're just like, fuck off, right? So every day I came in, I got my same plank of wood and I just hammered nails into it for a whole year. So by the end of the year, it was like 2,000 nails and one plank of wood. He was just like, ugh. By the end of it, he was like, you know what, you're a lost cause.

And I was like, yeah, dang, straight on the lost cause. You just spent the whole time, Dale. Yeah, it was just stupid. I was either drawing doodles on a piece of paper or nailing the boy. I made this insanely racist thing in woodwork once where it was like, like I didn't mean it because I didn't really get racism at the time. In Ireland, like it's kind of different. But it was this like black guy with like a huge fucking afro and you twist the knob thing and the basketball goes up and down and it's just this black guy with an afro like that was in the antique store. What? You're talking about that like antique thing, right? Oh, something I made. Oh, you made one. Was that an antique store? No, yeah, there's those like, I think they're called like picking anything. Oh yeah, I made.

it like that but I didn't know it was racist at the time yeah I knew black people played basketball and I made it out of piano not magic me and you used to live next to an thing in there oh can we tell that story yeah like the first day I've moved into Wexford up that was Chris was like I'll show you around the town so Chris took me around the town was this antique store with that what was that what was that instrument it was like the trombone was it a trombone oh no that was a tuba it was a big tuba and Chris was like $90 I'm gonna get that and I was like what the fuck so we walked in and then this guy was like we saw all these

like of those uh gollywags they're called I think that that was it that was Picinini is a black child. Yeah, oh god. But we don't mean this in a racist way. These are just the terms we're explaining. Sorry for it sounds racist. And for those I don't know, they're the black face with the big red lips that smile. And the guy who runs the antique, so was like, hey, look at these. No, me and Chris were kind of laughing at them because they're so racist.

And then like this guy goes, hey, I've got way more up there. Yeah, he was like, if you want to see. He was like bragging about like, we're like, uh, no. Like, sir, you're taking this joke a bit too far, sir. We'll be on our way. Yeah, he was trying to leave you. stairs the fuck you he's using the picketing he's is a trick it's an old wife's tale you go into a shop store with the black faces no what was some funny shit you saw living in the

flat and waxford oh man look just look out the window on a saturday night you'll see some people fingering each other you'll see people screaming it's what's really funny figuring each other yeah we lived on the main street of town right above right near a nightclub so like the you'd see the people coming out of the nightclub and you'd see people like over at buildings like across the road like fingering each other and like fucking just people make like smashing and stuff and like, oh my god, dude. There's so many fights. No, so every Saturday night, everyone would come out of that nightclub called Stores,

and they all be walking towards Burger Mac, which is right across from our flat, so everyone would like stop at Burger Mac and there'd be like, the funniest shit. But like one night there was a guy, like fingering a girl, like, in the corner of the street, and I was just looking at him because he was saying the funniest shit, and he got her titty out, but then when he was, like, done, like, fingering her, they were boat walking away, and her titty was still hanging out, and he was like, Yeah, better put that back in. She was like, ah ha ha ha!

I was like, yeah. I love living there, it was sweet. I loved living, I miss it, like, I was just too small. I was such fun. I remember seeing it on a Google's map and then Stamper, because he was like, what the fuck is this? And then I went in there and he's like, does he live in fucking Narnia?

Why is the shit so small? Yeah, the street is, you know what? You know, it seems like cozy, but when you're on a tiny, crap that street, when no fucking sidewalks, it's so fucking annoying. Oh, I still liked it though. Because no cars went down there. You just walk it. It was like the olden days. The most depressing...

You know what? This is the most first-worldy problem ever, but I hate tiny sidewalks. Me too. Because you were just like squishing for people and dodging shit constantly. I don't really notice. It's so annoying. It's horrible. Most sidewalks are big, like in the cities and stuff. They're like two sides.

But like the small ones where they're against buildings, you're like a fucking small one. Like there was one up there at the White House, so to say. Oh, the old house that we had? Yeah, the old house. Yeah. The bank. going up to the bank, there was like this sidewalk that wraps around it, it was puny.

And the building was fucking falling over on one of the buildings was, so you walk under and feel like you were like shrinking. There's barely any sidewalks in America. Like, it's mostly road. It's hard to walk anywhere. Like, this country's so designed for driving. It is designed for driving.

It is designed for walking. You were talking about also, I wanted to reiterate that. You said something about you take a year off from school. Yeah. With us, it was like, everyone usually took their senior year lightly, which was the worst thing you could do because your senior year was your last. grade.

For me, that was when the test hit you hard at the end. I got, I passed high school with a B plus. So I actually got a really good grade. But it wasn't because I was studying and stuff, it was the electives and the stuff I chose at the last year because I chose sociology, psychology, just a bunch of like stuff that I was kind of interested in because I like the psyche and I like sociology and I like psychology. So I was like, yeah, I want to do that. I can totally pay attention in that class.

I was just doing what my thought my parents wanted me to do instead of doing what I want to do. My sociology teacher was fucking awesome. My mom and dad, I'm still mad at them. Why? It made me do business and not music. That is the biggest grudge I will ever hold. Oh, because now you can't work.

I'm still learning music to this day, and it would have helped me so much, but they're like, your dad runs a business, ass crass. This will be easy for you. It's like, no. The only thing I remember from band is what a retardando is. By the way, I love my parents very much. What? Retardondo. Who's that?

It's when a note slows down as it goes on. It's like a bomp. What's an arpeggio? That's a doodoo da da da da da da da da da da da da da da what's a philatio What's a trill? Is it? Yeah, it's what flutes do a lot of the time. You can have a major thrill or a minor thrill where a major one will be like

Or a minor's like We did a lot of trills. It's kind of like, oh, trills were really popular in jazz band because it was like Bann a stack is like a staccato. You know like in band like there's also like whole notes. That's something I learned as a kid. Whole notes is like a four of count. So it's like one, two, three, four.

And a half notes of one, two. That's literally all I know in band. Sustain is a big a... You would see nothing but black notes. Then you see a white note and you have to hold it. It's a sustained note. Music's great. I wish I did music in school. I would have really excelled at it, I think. I'd like the idea of making music, but I would not even know where to begin

because I don't know how to... I don't even do that. I don't know how to read sheet music at all. I can just play the trombone. Man, I think if you don't know anything about music, the best place to start is a piano. Probably. Easiest.

I always wanted to learn that. I think it would be really relaxing when you said. You don't even have to learn the piano. Just learn how music works on a piano, and then you'll know how music works. I remember in band, we always had somebody who would play the piano. That was always like a big thing. We'd have a piano guy or a piano girl.

And when the piano girl wasn't in, it was just like the band was just fucking like playing with their turds. I didn't know what they were doing. Yeah, you need to like follow along to something. Yeah. The piano was what everybody fall along. So when you have your piano guy coming in, every would be like,

it's a piano guy. And he'd sit down and he'd be like, he'd be like, I do a little stretch. And he'd like make really cool, like jazzy songs. So I was like, oh, dude, it's a piano guy. It's piano guy. But then the piano girl comes in. She's like, bing.

Like, oh, it's fucking piano girl. Corey, this is a very strange situation you're talking about. Nobody knows it unless you're in fucking band. But it's like the piano girl would come in and there's the trumpet girl too. Oh. She was dreadful. She could not play trumpet at all. She played the whole note.

She always played into her fucking pussy. So she's always looking down when she played. Into her pussy? You're supposed to hold your instrument up and fucking like, you know, sway and get into it. She was just like, do do do. But you could tell she just signed up for jazz band to be in jazz band. She actually couldn't play. And in my opinion, if you're in jazz band, you should kind of have a pretty good understanding of what notes are and how music is because it's jazz band.

It's like it's not fucking symphonic band where nobody cares. We'd have one trumpet player He's a great soloist And then like She would go and she'd be like Doo She'd play the wrong note Every time when her fucking solo part come

So I'd be like Bana Bona na da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Bha da da da da She'd be right Bada Then they go to her And she'd be like

Buh Like in the air horned It's like no The teacher'd be like Higher And she'd be like Bha And it's just like

Now and play other notes, but, pop, pop, pop, but, but. And he's just like, okay, next part. It's weird how some people just can't, like, I don't think it's bad, it's some people. It's just like, how does she get into jazz band? It's just some people, like, you can tell someone for like 15 years to do something and they just won't be able to do it.

And it's no one's fault, it's just, like, you just see that a lot worse. And it's like, I really want to be an artist, it'll draw and draw and draw and draw and they'll draw 50 billion times more than anyone you know, but they just still can't do it. I think I might be like that over. music I don't know. No, you... I'm like that with guitar. I play guitar for three years and I still just can't do it. It's hard. It's really hard, yeah. Boy, play a song. Play a song? Play a song? Play it play it play it out, people are for it. Okay, I'll do um...

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