SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E19 - [The Lonely Road]

Episode Date: April 22, 2016

Zach reclaims his seat at the podcast table. Chris orates his one and only Yelp review. Cory delivers a poem. Do people even read these fucking descriptions? Everything is a gray-area. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Jakub Z - Main Edit Ricepirate - Final Pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Jace Baker . Denis DeLong . Liam Staley Sonny Canchola . Susparty . Paul Raymond Lucas Boucher . ubernoobinator . Matt Gronhovd Rodolfo Davis Millet . Corbin Record . Andrew Dore Elecktricd00m . Sparky . Dani Rucker Dazzanator . Conner St. John . Phillip Tafoya Yuval Birenzweig . Dan Jakab . Chaney Rockwell Chris Moore . Shane Liesse . Blake Bevill Bill Zhuang And to ALL our lovely patrons

Let's all see Green Day, you guys. Don't want to be an American idiot! Let's make it really sad. You do the bass, so you go, no, no, I'll do the bass. So you go, bam, bam, bam, bam, ba'am, ba'am. You do that, okay. I'll see it really sad. Boom, boom.

Today was a terrible day at school. I got bullied for my man tini's again. I went home. Papa made me eat my peas. I'm gonna wear my skirt. I'm gonna cut my dang wrists. No one gets me. Sometimes I feel like I walk this low.

I want to fuck you in the face. There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin.

It's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch bullshit. Hello. Welcome to Sleepy. Cast. I. Zach. Episode.

Chris. Corey. 18, 19. Thank you. Come again. Amen. Thank you. Chris and I went to a video game store like a year ago.

And we walked in and the fat guy behind the counter was like, thank you. Come again. Did you laugh? Did you laugh at him? The big brown hook and those fella crawled back under the floor tiles and started his saying. Did you laugh? That was the same gentleman who I made upset with my Yelp review.

It's true. Yelped me. You said your daughter's hole is bigger than it should be. I'm gonna tell you That's right That's exactly what I said That is between me and my family You leave my co-co-asshole

Dider alone I hate that guy I put the showers right in there Anyways I'm not a Yelper That was one of two Yelper views I ever left Chris Yelpsed in McDonald's

And got it out of business No it's not true You said fries too salty all-o-L And they impounded it That's not true I only leave Yelper view If I'm extremely offended I've never left a Yelper view

I've never seen up for Yolpard The only thing I ever reviewed was that game store and a bus that they got on from New York. You reviewed a bus? Yeah. What did you say? I should have fucking blasted Greyhound.

I would have had a scathing story to tell them. I would have been fucking laminated. Wait, I need to tell my epic bus story. I need to tell my epic bus story. Tell me. You know what? I can even look up the Elf Review. Okay.

Everybody get ready for my cool. It says I put a bomb underneath the bus, but it did not go off. Next time. That's not true. One out of five. I will make 7-7 look like. Okay, here it is. This is not a joke. I am serious.

One of my up reviews is 5 out of 5 and neither one's 1 out of 5. So I said, I bought the tickets to their unsecured website. My credit card information was probably stolen. When we got to the bus, it turns out they don't save seats for the people who booked ahead of time. Anyone could have just got on with a buy a ticket. Not going to fuck this. Thankfully, it didn't. We all boarded the bus, and the bus took off a few minutes late, but no biggie.

Quickly, the Ryan turned from okay at best to a really shitty experience. One of the AC units was broken prior to boarding, and it started leaking. really hurt on this lady. She's like, hey, it's raining on the bus. Yeah, I remember this. She's like, hey, it's raining on the bus, and no one listened. Later it got really bad, and she yelled, stop this fucking bus. If you got to, I better get my money back for this shit. Then an old Asian man working for the bus awkwardly tries to hold a plastic bag above her head for the rest of the journey, so he just stands there creepily staring at her. I felt really bad for her, but to be frank, everyone on the bus was miserable. Uh, it seemed to be made from

scrap metal. The bus became insuffably hot because the broken AC. and the toilet stunk. That's pretty much it. When did you leave that review? Went to New York. Six months ago. Greyhounds is just nothing but that experience? Did you come to New York? Oh, is that for Halloween?

Yep. Oh, that's what Matt Vargas, our good friend Matt Vargas, drinking candle. Do you know about this crying? What? Our good friend Matt Vargas, shout it to him, check out his YouTube. He came to New York with, I mean, Chris, you can tell the story. That was focused travel, by the way, avoid their buses. Um, my friend Matt, I came to New York with us on Halloween, and he got very drunk.

and then he drank waxed of a candle. So, for example, if you're ever in New York on the Upper West Side, there's a great place called Jacob's Pickles. It has really good food. It's a little expensive, but it's really fucking good food. Dude, they're gravy. They're fucking biscuits. Oh, my God, dude. Their meat loaf is covered in. But all the drinks they serve

are out of, like, like, pickle jars, kind of things. And they also put candles on the tables out of the same jars. And a good friend Van Van Gogh was so drunk, he, a candle was blown. It wasn't like a lick candle, but it was blown out to the hot, but the wax was just just... That's excusable. If they're in the same jar, And if it was blown out, I can excuse it. And so he drank it, we were like, but we looked at it, like, we didn't see it happen.

We just saw that the candle was, like the wax go. Like, Matt, do you do this? He's like, oh, yeah, I guess I did. Why are you doing his voice like that? He's got a beautiful booming radio voice. Oh, yeah. It's like, yeah, I'm on the radio. Did he, did he really?

It was just in his face him. He didn't get three degrees. Yeah, I bet I drank a candle. Have you ever had wax candy? Yes. It is fucking heinous. My mom got me this, like, I remember it just because I, I've never had wax candy before, so I had my first time eating wax candy.

There were these little fucking red wax lips. And I was under the impression that you were supposed to break them open and eat the center of them. So I started taking my fork and cutting it. And I'm like, I asked my mom, I'm like, why the fuck is there, I didn't say that? I'm like, why the heck is there candle wiped around my cookie? And she's like, it's not that. And then I bit into it. And there was no fucking sugar.

It was no flavor. It was like eating a goddamn edible candle. And I spit it out. You know, have you ever actually? accidentally eaten chalk. It's about the, you, probably a better experience than eating one time Zach was like, here try this nut and I bit into it on my tooth like shattered. That was a pistachia, you fucking aim even like, even like a little walnut brains go old. You should have prefaced the fucking situation with you should break the shell out.

Fucking fucking gorillas don't appeal the shelf of pistachios is so strong the shell. Yeah, my tooth. It was funny because I heard, I heard it. I heard like a, oh. That was fucking heard of Frankenstein monster noise. It's just like, like handing you a walnut and being like, here you go. You're like, oh, there's a fucking shell around this belt. It's not your fault, though. You didn't know. You probably thought it was a... It looks soft.

It's like white and comfy. They did the same thing with a prawn once. Just bit through everything. A what? A prawn. Did you know that it is common that people could actually... A hot dog cooker? No, a prawn.

Oh, a prawn, like a shrimp. You ate the shell of it? Yeah. Oh, I did it all time. Sometimes you forget. I fucking throw out this... It tastes good, but my bum hurts sometimes. Yeah, I understand.

Cool. Did I tell you, I at my school? he used to crawl to the tables he would like we'd throw him like shrimp tails and he'd eat them off the floor he didn't tell me this he'd like pick his ass and grab the shrimp tails and eat him It was a kid in my school used to crawl under tables

and pulled down your pants while the teacher was writing on the chalkboards He shook you off yeah He used to fucking like bounce out of the things Yeah like look up You'd look you deep in the eye and they're sticking on your cock 30 seconds right fast Then you came and then he'd try and like crawl back to his seat And everyone would like go yay

When he got back to him Oh really? Yeah You'd say now now don't fussy around I would purposely stick my feet out and try to trip him while he was like have a mouthful of thumb splat on the ground all the boys in my class used to try and do the same thing but this kid was the king of it he was just like all these kids were like clustered under tables crawling over each other sucking each other like guys are looking trying to check it out I remember one time

we were all in class with a really serious lesson about the Holocaust and the girls turned screaming as come visible from the ceiling and revealed was the black jam with his big eyes exposed only like the Cheshire cat what his BVC dripping coming in the little girl's hair he receded back in the ceiling and crawled to the next classroom He's a editor? Yes He drizzled

I like how you refer to his schlong as a BBC It's the proper name for it Big Beautiful Cock The British Broadcast Central Network It's either called BBBB big beautiful bitches or BBC I don't know the British broadcast

I don't know it's GBW for Big Beautiful Women There's also a big beautiful bonho A Big Beautiful Bunhole A Big Big Beautiful Bunhole Ask somebody up front if they have a B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, C, B, B, B. A big beautiful butt, boob. Big beautiful set of boobs. Big beautiful taint.

Do you know what a B, B, B, B, C, B, B, C, B, B, CW is? Is this the fucking Alphabet's going to be. B, B, B, B, C, B, Coo. Big, beautiful, Cough. Willie's my favorite word for me. Wait, a black guy with a white cock? I think so. I think that's what I said.

I would tell you about what old, you go. No, you go. I was going to say anything. I was going to say this about white cocks. I was gonna say when I was a very young child, I didn't understand the concept of a penis. Wait, Chris. What? What's a pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, peep, peck, peck, peck, peck...

You're an idiot! Peter pepper peck the pickle penis. We're really off the word. Peter Picked is a pickle, penis! I was gonna say, Corey, this is a very important subject, okay? This is about... This is a very important thing. Is it about rape allegations?

I was gonna say, when I was a little boy, I didn't know what my dick was. I knew that I peed out of it, but I thought it was a thing. tail like a dog. So I used to call it my tail. Oh really? Yeah. So whatever my mom would be like, Chris, go shake your tail after a pee. And I did it. I wag my tail. Oh, that's, that's very nice of her. Very encouraging. I didn't really care. It was just sort of like this extra flab of skin. I just never thought about. It wasn't until I discovered what it was actually used for. Did I? From very young age, I took it between my legs and when I saw I looked like a girl, I got horny. Oh. You came on your legs. You came behind your legs. I was like five.

Adults have like cute names for like a little baby penis. Like a tallywacker. Was it the one of a full fireman? Tallywacker. You literally tallywacker? What if we used to call my big fat, juicy cock, which is really cute. Your thigh slapper. My big, fucking meaty trunk.

What about one-eyed snake? I never understood that one. How would you not understand that? It's a snake with one eye, Corey. It's literally like a cyclops snake. Yeah, but it's like, I'm not, what the fuck is a cyclop snake? A snake is like a long ride. It would be better to say like a no-eyed snake?

Because what the fuck is I supposed to mean? Is it? Your bell in if you look right into it it looks like an evil eye What's the nothing? It's like a big slit so just making a no-eyed snake. Yeah, but it's not it's a no mouth in one-eyed snake Where are the fangs? Who the fuck is gonna say no method one-eyed snake? Just say dick. Just say dick. Just say dicker. Okay Cory would you rather did you grab yourself? Did you see when you were a kid? Did you like this is my sack of marbles? Corrie when you were a kid I think it's since before- I think it's it makes sense

Well I think it's before but Corey when you were kid did you ever like roll your dick into itself and pull your ball sack over and spread it like with Yes Call it a flying squirrel. No, I would just push it... I would just shove it all in and then let it explode out like a flower. You pulled your ball sack skin over your dick, and you call that a flying squirrel. No, no, no, no, no. You push, you roll your fucking little chowdy to itself.

You pull your ball sack over and you stretch it out to expose the veins. You call a flying squirrel. You make it fly. Yeah, you show it. Or you just pull it out, make it fly like that. If you pull your balls over your dick, it forms like a skin igloo. You show it, you put it in front of a light. You could also just do this.

You pull your... Yeah, you put it in front of a light, and you can see all the sperm swimming around. inside of your sack. It's like a little ant colony. It's fucking hot, dude. You can like squeeze the center of and they all get confused and punch up and explode. You can tap on the glass of your ball skin and fucking scare it. They'll scare you. I would love to see just like a sperm colony get confused and go the other way. A sperm colony. Cory, I want you to make a video of you tapping on your ball glass and smashing the glass and your sperm's coming out. Does it explode and immediately dry up and die?

Corrid is a kid I stretch my dick and put a little piece of cracker and they all carry the back to my asshole. This podcast is off to a really unbalanced start. It's just been pure, retarded shit so far. I stuck, I stuck, like, like, a small little... Where we going with this, Corey? I don't know what it was, but it was, like, a tiny, like, straw thing. Yeah. And I saw it, I saw it wiggling, like, he was trying to go down.

So I do believe his character... It was going down or out? It was going down, like, he was being inhaled. What? Why would it come out to go back down? Did you hear what he said? You put a little crack in your dickhole, they carried away like it. Oh, that's all.

Come up and pull it back down. Did you know if you feed your sperm, it makes it more healthy? feed to grow faster? They grow. Really? Yeah, they bring it to their queen, and then the queen makes more... It's like a tick, if the queen keeps spurn. I heard that there's like an evolutionary flying sperm that don't

use their wings. They're just stuck in your ball sacks and their wings eventually couple up. It's called the fucking shotgun blast. Not drinking up for a week. That's the flying sperm. Do you think there's like a colony? A colony of sperm? Yeah, they kind of act like ants, but they have like their own like... When I was a teacher, when I was in school, my teacher said like, he let me all the boys leave. You talk about girls.

He's like, you know, I've done my own studies of myself. And whenever I come like if I listen to I put audio instruments like I come screaming they scream bloody murder You're just telling that's the fizzy bubbles It's like that YouTube video where the guy like recorded hell Yeah yeah

They dug too close to the car and he like put his mic up to the rocks And all he hears like It's like It's like guy Godrelle's like 13 feet the ground And here's hell question mark It's like oh it's like so shitty like Yeah it's like why don't you dig any more Why don't you dig any deeper

If you were so convinced that hell's just a foot below You're like oh I can hear people screaming and bloody murder, I don't want to check that out. I'm just hearing China. Do you guys remember when... Hiroshima being exploded? When you were first, when you were first getting horny, when you were first sexually active, as they say. Yeah.

That was, like, did you come way further than you could now? No. No. There was a point when I was like 17, where I, like, it would shoot across the room. I still have that shotgun blast. It'll go away something when I get a ballkins. Sometimes it would literally fly like a lot of distance. I still have it.

I think it's just genetic. It's weird. the muscles down there. I think it depends. It's not about like all my balls with, you know what you mean. I can't do that anymore though. I'm too old now. Maybe you should practice edgy. What is it just drizzle out now? No, I mean it comes out like normal but it does like it used to go so far that it would like I don't know where it went like yeah I'd do that yeah there are times where just sprays everywhere and I think I get it like on me just like what you come in looking like fucking ectoplasm ghost yeah usually usually who looks like a dirt like a hardworking

painter's what's what I am hardworking painter yeah so I'm coming coming to fucking paint She has to, like, Cooperant in white We need a topic. I don't know what we're talking about. Boy, let's talk about humor. Oh, yeah, we're talking about that. Somebody asked us a question,

and it was something, okay, so this guy, you know, bless his heart, but he released this thing. I think he might, I don't know if he was doing it as a friendly gesture, but someone on our subreddit

posted this thing. They posted this link to this, what reminded me of an old, like, flashed, I mean, everybody knows, like the clock crew, like that Microsoft Sam talking stuff. Yeah, just basically old new guns.

Yeah, but it, like, it had this, like, weird, like, that shitty, like, 12-ounce mouse, like, lazy, adult swim-ish, like, here's a picture with, like, stuff drawn over it and in a mouth on top of it. That's what it was, but it was, like, the humor. People, like, they think, like,

oh, it's, you know, I'm doing a bad job animating. That's why it's funny. It's like, no, that's not. Bad animation doesn't mean shit if it's not funny. The problem is you have to be, it could be horribly animated, but you could also make it funny. Yeah. And I don't think people, like, realize that.

I think, you know, I mean, as I've gotten older, Not the son. Pretentious. I used to be like in a sense where like, once you do something enough. Oh, here we go. Stop. Oh, here we go. Oh, hey.

Let's do a role play right now before we do anything else. Chris, I'm Mario Brothers. Your Bowser, King Cooper, Corey, Princess Peach. Help me, Mario Brothers. Wait, start again, Corey. Go. I'm a mom, birth. It's a princess.

He wants my muscle. I have the princess, and I'm not letting... Stop it. I'm not letting her go. Hi, bye. I'm going to kill you, Bowser. Fuck you, loser. I'm going to kill you.

Nope. Save me. You rape my wife. You rape her. I'm a turtle and I can retract into my shell to avoid you. Where does some blood come from? Her pussy. I can't hear you.

Stop it. Bye. Get out of there, Macio. I'm stuck in here. Help. Don't kill me, please. My blood Luigi, come here, Luigi. Take him.

Oh, Mario. Mario, I'm also. I love, I'm over. That's Mama Luigi. That's Mama Luigi. I love the mushroom. I love the mushroom. I hope she makes my such spaghetti.

And you gotta help us. But I wonder what I did you. But I wonder what dinner. Hi. What happened? What did this dissolve in here? Please, sir. I want to come to the house.

But I want to. What if Dr. England orchestrated the Holocaust, Corey? He's a feminist. He's based on, uh... What's his name? The American guy. The fat president died in his bathtub. He got his bathtub.

He's got his dirty ass grin. His dirty shit-eating grin. He's fucking twisted. He died with that smile when they froze his body and stuck him into the grave. You can still find him. He's still frozen.

Like Han Solo at the Capitol. He's in the middle of Congress. How do you drag that out of your head? Oh, God. Oh, no. You pop it open and smash it with a hatch? If you smash it open, there's a glowing crystal in his head.

Corey, right now you're crossing a bridge. Corey, you walk through the woods. There's a long bridge, a misty bridge. And out waddles a fucking... fat, disgusting little pink man. With veins. Pink man with long breasts. Okay.

Is he a primate or a man? We don't know. He's a small primate figure, Corey. Corey, he's a one-inch tall primate. What's he do? Corey, you lift him up. He grabs on your finger and slinky. He walks like an alien out of the trees and kicks a bucket across the floor.

He's the size of a tiny tree-tone. I pick him up and I toss him and he bounced back into the foggy mist. He sticks to the tree like those guys that you throw at walls and they flip down. Corey, grab him and you kick him off your finger. He's like, do not to be free. Is he like a small pink man? Answer by riddle You will live

Corey, this is his redol. I hold him into the air And a big white album's down And takes him away You can see his small Fetus brain through his translucent skin It's beating Corey It's beating brilliantly

This is his riddle You ready If you're trapped in a room With a bean bag And you're hungry What do you do? You use the beanbag You cut it open

And eat the peas The peanuts They're inside the beanbag Why did you say Peanuts not beans Because the peanuts Are inside beanbags Okay

What I was saying Okay I was explaining bad humor. Like people that like try to understand like what makes bad humor good. It comes to a certain professionalism and people think like, oh, when you make something bad, but you are clearly capable of making something good and you can show that at other points, then that becomes like it's clever, it's brilliant. But then you get something that's like, you know, the person made a movie or he made a thing and it was bad the whole time.

There's no change in quality. It's the exact same from start to finish. There's no differentiating. so you still think like, oh, it's bad. There's no use, it doesn't change tone. It's like you need to find that fine line where you can clearly are capable of making something better,

but you choose deliberately to make things bad for delivery. It's the capable thing too, because with a lot of people who do like this sarcastic, like, hey, I'm walking to the store. Like, with a lot of sarcastic, like, contrarian, like, yeah, my opinion is different. I'm sarcastic.

This is gay. You guys is gay. Animation's are gay. Everything's gay. It's like, that's a phase you grow out of because whatever that humor is comes from a point of insecurity, like, there's no way if you're like, okay, I'll give you $20,000 to a guy like that, but you have to write real jokes, they wouldn't do it because they couldn't do it. Because it comes from a place of insecurity, comes from a place of like...

That's like, the critic, like mentality where it's like, this sucks. It's like, you do it. They can never do it. Well, it's those people who just make, like, they're really sarcastic, like, yeah, this is, it's like, okay, write a real joke. Write something that's like... I don't like watching critics that are mean, where they're like, this sucks. It's like, why don't you just be nice about it. about it if you're a critic. I don't like these, like, the kind of critics I don't like are the one-sided

critics where they always expect that there should be, like, okay, so if something does something different, but there has to be, like, this is the bare basics of what makes a game. You can't do anything different. You have to have, you know, good story, good, well, you know, like, just like the basics of stuff that's like that, but then they're like, these stories have to have, like, to build up the purpose. There needs to be a message that's told to you. There needs to be, like, it has to be, like, buy the books. This is what makes something good, and they never changed their mindset and these assholes comment on every movie

and they're like, yeah, where was the resolution or stuff? And it's like, you know, it's like what do you expect? It's so weird. There's like a huge abundance of critics because anybody can be a critic, anybody. Everybody is a critic. Everybody can see what's wrong. Everybody's so critiqu to a point. That's not a skill.

I'm becoming more like though, I'm becoming less susceptible to how I used to be because like working on a game, you see like all these people who spend ages on games and you're like, oh man, these people make these games and release it and they probably don't get, like half the attention they were hoping for. Chris, you were talking about earlier,

like, not that specifically dropping anything, but like in the cartoon world, if we, you know, if we see a cartoon that comes out of a cartoon network for Adult Swim or Nickelodeon, and I don't like it or he doesn't like it, or somebody, another circle doesn't like it,

is that to say that you can't say anything bad about it, but you realize that a lot of, it's going to bite you. It's going to bite you in the ass. Not that you're afraid, but just like, you're going to hurt somebody's feelings. Yeah, you're going to be all cool

and you're going to be like, this sucks. And then they're going to be like, I worked on that, you're going to be like, I feel terrible. You feel bad because it's the same you're talking about. It's like,

oh. You're putting that spot where you understand where they're coming from. Yeah. Because you're working on something. Everybody's in the, everybody, everybody is working on something, whether it's music,

whether it's art, whether it's like working for their fucking college degree. Everybody's working on something. And you know when someone's like, oh, don't go to college. It's a fucking waste of time. And it's someone you really look up to

and then you're like, oh, I've just invested like $25,000 into college. And now people are telling me that's a really bad idea and I'm not going to amount to anything after it. It's hard to really fight anything because what it really comes down to is personal preference.

I know for a fact now I'm going to be more judgmental towards what I think of gaming. Like when I look at games, I'm like, man, even when a game is fucking horrible, someone had to invest time into it. It may not have been good. It may have been funny. I might have said some things when I was intoxicated and may have been mean. But deep down, you know these people probably got paid in fucking beans and maybe like cauliflower. Nothing worth investing money. I think the other thing you mentioned was everybody's working on something. I think the important thing

to clarify everybody's working with what they have. Exactly. If you're like, oh, the art in this show sucks. It's like they're probably paid like shit or they were probably listening to directors, notes or producer notes. I guarantee they wanted to do something a different way. Or people who work, like, again, I have to go back to games,

but you see like a million RPG maker games on, you see them on Steam. There was this one RPG maker game that I felt really bad because it looks like this person put a lot of effort into it. Like they even changed the art. You can tell they made their own art. Um, they tried to change. They, they could only do what they're capable of, but they tried to their best to do it. But the person removed it because, um, people were insulting their art. Yeah. And I was like, wow, that's fucked

up. It's weird when you see like, uh, something come out and you, like, the one thing, I mean, the, the main things I will criticize and not really feel bad about it is when something comes out and it's like broken or the person should have known better or just something like that where you see a movie and you just, I always notice these producer moments where it's like, a point in a movie, it's like, that was clearly a producer. That's different, though, because those are people who don't care. They're making it for profit.

They don't give a fuck. The other thing, too, is, what's the reality? Okay, Chris, you're looking at a movie. You're getting paid a salary, that's your job. Chris put this in. No, okay, fire. Fire. Yeah, yeah.

So we'll do it. Or like, if a game comes out, it's like they throw in a feature or it's like bland now because they threw it in, and it's just like, it was the producer. They wanted it to sell. Yeah, and then that completely came. developers didn't want to do it.

It cripples the game and people are just like fuck because like now they have to do it. It's scary man like the real world like these businesses like even people who like are passionate about movies like when Ryan was making Deadpool

yeah like originally when he was gonna play Deadpool some fucking Looney was like let's stitch up his mouth and make him like this you know it's a really it's serious because he's fighting Wolverine it's like really serious because you know Deadpool's really wacky and he talks but let's get rid of that and make it a serious brooding fight between friends And it's like, wow, it's so tight, it's such a good idea, let's do that.

But then everyone else is like, are you fucking insane? Everyone who likes his character is going to hate it, and everybody fucking hated it. And then he came out and made the character of people want it, and they were like, see? See, that's the case of, like, the producer ruining it and, like, people just being like, I don't want to get fired, please. Exactly. I think it's also just the thing is the older you get. When you're like 16 or 17 or 18, you blast everybody, like, this guy's an asshole, fuck this guy who care.

Yeah, exactly. Constantly study arguments, you're like, is it really what the thing? Completely pointless. Like when I was... Yeah, no, go ahead. No, I was just agree with what you said to me. Like, you know, you're wasting a time of shitting people. That's what it comes down to me.

Instead of making your own stuff. It's like, people who troll, and they're like, I'm a professional troll. It's like, you're also a giant faggot and you're wasting your time. I'd be a hypocrite shit. I know, but that's what we're saying. We're saying we all did that. The thing is, though, everybody criticized stuff. We're not all pretty angels.

We all say shit. We're all like, we'll talk shit. But the second you realize that, like, these people come back and they talk to you, and they're like, that made me upset. And you're like, oh, fuck. Yeah. You're not going to be like, I felt hurt when, but if they're like, hey, that's fucked up. Why did you say that to me?

And it's just like, oh, yeah, you're a person. These aren't people behind a computer screen. Is that a robot? Oh, somebody, I hurt somebody's feelings just because I, you know, we still say shit sometimes. But my point is that we pick our battles, though. It's like, if you really want to start out, you're going to somebody fine, but they really have to fuck up and do something. I felt really bad because I, like, I don't watch Archer. Like, I think Archer is really well written.

And I think it looks good. And I think everything is perfectly fine about it. but I'm just not, I don't like it. I don't even know why I don't like it. It's probably the voice. Well, that's one, like, that's another thing. I love John Benjamin's voice, but it's been used to much now. It gets redundant.

Yeah, it's like listening to Patrick Warburton in 14 different cartoons. Nobody wants to listen to him. Like, I've been listening to him since I was a little kid, like, would Coach McGur. Yeah, he's hilarious. He's my favorite, right? But anyways, what I'm saying is... It's like, Bob's Burger's never fit, too. Yeah.

I never fucking understood that. I wish it was, like, he can do different voices. Like, anyway. He did Jason and, yeah, I didn't realize that was him. fucking hilarious. This is the funny. This is a funny. Yeah.

But what I'm saying is that I felt bad because I just tweeted one that I was like, or I said it somewhere like I don't like Eric Drew. But like it wasn't that I hate it. It's just that I don't watch it. And then a girl who worked on it was like,

I love your stuff. And I was like, Oh. They hit you where it hurts. Yeah. I worked on it, but it's okay. I do said your thing,

but I don't even hate it. I just don't watch it. I'm just not into it. You know, I totally understand it. And it's the same way with like, when this guy posted this thing on the subreddit,

it, he posted it, he's like, what do you guys think of this? And I had a one word response. I just said it was awful. But he commented, and I felt like he was trying to defend it. And I'm like, oh, God, I'm creating a worst problem. And then he made another post where he wanted to explain bad humor. And then he told me that the guy made another channel. And I'm like, dude, stop. It's like, I don't want to hurt this guy's feelings that I want it to be any worse than it is.

But this, I am not the target audience for this shit. I'm not going to go to fucking, like, somebody, like, you know, he does what he does. But I'm not going to go to, like, fucking Pootie Pye or Marky Mark and be like, Hey, hey. This sucks because I don't enjoy it and it's definitely not for me. I don't want to be that asshole. That's another thing. I was talking to me about this a few days ago. Like, when we were all younger, like, I would get mad about

stuff that wasn't even targeted towards me. Like, I used to be like, fuck PewDie Pye, man. And he's just doing his fucking thing. Like, it doesn't, what, what wasted energy? When you're a 17-year-old kid and you're like, okay, 16 to 7 or 18. 16 to like 20 something, really 20s. You know what? I think I grew out of that.

a year or two ago where I was just like... I think 21, 22 is what you kind of phone you know. When I was like 18 or 16 through 22, I was like, fuck everything, so gay. And then you just grow up and you're like, oh, we're all dogs trying to do our own thing. It's like,

what, what? He gives up his house and his car and his nice life. Why? Because you don't like him? Because you think it's gay. Yeah. It's like, yeah, like when you're a kid, you don't realize that much shit you need to save up for or what can go wrong. And you... Yeah, like, your fucking mom can get cancer and you could

like, imagine if you had enough money to save that. Do it. One second, I think he's like, what is? He's not hurting you. PewDie Pye's nice. He's a nice guy. There's no reason, you know what I mean? It's like...

It's funny because there was so much hate for him back then. Even whenever everyone was jumping on the Pudy Pi hate train, I was just like... To myself, I'm like, why? The dude just like makes... He just sticks to himself. He's clearly not for these fucking 30 plus adult guys, which are like, I just don't understand it. Like, even like, um, like a RetsuCray, they made that video. And at the time, I'm like, oh, man, finally someone said it.

And then I, like, you know, you think later, and you're like, wait, what? There's those people who are sitting there, like, doing the exact same thing he's doing it. I've been doing it for years. Well, you know, this also sounds kind of hypocritical because we've, like, shit on lets players kind of. We totally have. That's what I said I'm not defending, like, oh, I'm not going to fucking defend what I've said. But it's also, like, you come to the realization that, like, that, like, it hits you. You're not, nowadays, like, there are people I cannot fucking stand.

But I mute them and get rid of them permanently. Yeah, we're trying to do it. What we're trying to say that was, we're all hypocritical piece of shit who've grown up. Yeah, exactly. I'm definitely a hypocrite. I made fun of kids who just painted over Sonic X screenshots, and I probably pushed some of them to fucking... Everyone goes through that phase of just pure toxic negativity where you're like, fuck this, fuck this is gay. I know better. It's the no you don't. I remember being like not as nice as it could be to people online by... It's the way you are, man. We're also not saying we're fucking saints or anything now.

I think we're just... I do feel bad. If you... Like you said, you realize to pick your battles, it's like ever back on you be like, fuck this, you do, fuck this new ground, you fuck this guy! Oh yeah. If you see my flashbook, I'm just, I'm just, I do you feel bad. If you see my flash progression on fucking Newgrounds, it goes from me to fucking Raina Chan to an actual cartoon. When you're a 16-year-old in a group on Newgrounds, all you do is just look at fucking cartoons and say how shitty they're.

Yeah? Like, I don't think I've ever wasted, like, maybe five minutes of my day looking at a cartoon and being like, garbage, spam. I used to literally, like, just think I was the hottest shit. I think it really bothers me now is, like, if somebody's actively being a dick on, like, in the community, like, they're actively big pieces of shit. Mm-hmm.

Like, they have to really do something for me to be, like, to feel like I need to say something. they're like covering their tracks. Like it's worth it basically, yeah. They're covering their tracks to make it seem like they're not to think they're. Right, but exactly. Yeah, you get a lot of those people who'll say some stuff than lie, but I'm just, you know, just kidding. But then they'll say it again. Like, like, I also, I still, some of people I said I didn't respect before, I still respect. Like, except before I don't respect.

I don't respect to me. He doesn't shit about a series. But I hate me all already to accept his perspective on that, as weird as that sounds. Perspector for being talented. No, he did, dude, look, the guy is a really good scene and he thought a really funny show. Oh, he's a fantastic singer, but he cannot write, I'll stand by this and say he can not write a movie. Yeah, no. Ted wanted to...

A million ways to croak in the west. Man, Family Guy was my favorite cartoon. Family Guy had some... Man, man, man, like the old seasons had some brilliant stuff. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. It was so good.

Yes. It was at... It's like when Stewie was like not this one joke. He was like, he was the one, but he was also kind of like entertaining because you never see that. It was a unique idea at the time. Yeah. But yeah, that's the thing.

Like, it's like, it's kind of something I wanted to talk upon because... And also, this is something I also want to address. Sounds like a Pokemon, what? Yeah, this is something I also want to address, like, clarity for stuff. Clarity. Like, people seem to think that, you know, the thing you did, Genesis or whatever. Yeah. Well, it's like, people, like, would try to compare that to that one guy who was made fun of.

Leifie. Tommy. Yeah. Lefie who made fun of Tom. Yeah, they would say, it's the same thing. But here's a thing. It's really not, because this is a, like, this is, like, a fucking, like, war avatar, like, fucking something straight out of League of Legends.

like looking guy and the other guy is an actual human being with real feelings and stuff, not just some avatar. I mean, if people like go on YouTube and say, man, whoever Genesis is, you must be some faggots. Like, I don't think that's cool. Here's the big difference. Here's the biggest of all. The biggest problem in the heppel with H3 and your thing and everything, not a huge thing, but you're thing, but between all these, people are trying to get black and white.

Yeah, exactly. The world is not black and white. Nothing is black and white. So my point is, if you're going to sit there and say, it's like saying the episode of always You saw you where they have the implication scene. It's like, see, that's the same thing as going. You're someone that rape victims. Say, you were raped.

You were raped. Yeah, you can say they're both jokes, but they're different. They both are both raped. You're a fucking hypocrite. No, they're different. This is like the equivalence of, yeah, exactly. It's like, anybody can, like, make an act. There's this guy, his name's like Kyle.

He does these, like interviews. He's big on Saturday Night Live now. Is that a listen of Kyle movie? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I don't know. This fucking name is weird, but I know his name's Kyle. But he goes to these public things, and he, like,

Steve rules it up. Like he goes in there and he just completely makes an ass of himself and he looks like a skittish wreck. And he goes up to these people. He's like, Oh, I remember him. How do you?

He's hilarious. And then people... People don't understand. They're just like, what are you crazy? Get out of my face. Like, they think he's actually mental. But he's an actor.

And it's like there's people who are completely capable of going online and pretending to be something they're not. You can't just say, oh, because of how he's talking is like that, I could go on fucking second life right now

and pretend to be crazy. I can just go to people. I don't even, I don't even, I don't even think it's that. I think it's also like nuance in humanity and like, sympathy. Yeah, but it's like, you, you, Chris. Yeah, exactly. It's like, I think I want to sympathize with somebody who legitimately is real and I can

touch with my finger at one point in my life than somebody who is just this, well, what I, what I mean, too, though, is like, uh, so, for example, Chris, if you, if you made a video, if you made that video, you were like, you paused and you're like, look at the, look at this fucking retard, he's so fucking stupid. What an autistic fucking faggot guy's, right guys? Yeah. That's different to go and letting the guy talking. Yeah.

letting the guy talk. The guy was being funny. I genuinely, I would love to fucking hang with him just to see what would happen. It felt more like... I'm never going to go up to him to be like, dude, what the fuck? To me, I said this, but it felt more like something where it felt like you were role-playing. Like, you were in a larping situation

where you would go up to a guy who's like, how many wars have you won? And he's like too many to count. You just kind of like sat and listened. Yeah. But in the other line, you're like talking to like, cousin Skeeter. You're like, I don't know what to do. Like, you're, because you want to keep it like, because you're interested. So you're trying to keep it going. You're just like, okay, this is like, and sometimes, and let me, let me be

frank, it's like, Chris definitely edited stuff. He's not going to keep things of him, like, of hearing horrible stories and then, like, you know, yeah, yeah, he's not going to, he's not going to include the horrible stuff that Genesis said. He's going to keep it professional and not trying to fucking, like, like I said, the difference, you could take the same subject who has disabilities who is autistic or whatever, and you can, you can make different types of videos with that. It's not the subject who matters. Like, you didn't sick all of your fans after the guy say, hey guys, here's his channel. Here's where he could find him.

That's what I'm saying. I tried to add on him as much as possible. That's what I think. The leap guy got trouble because he linked the guy's channel name was like tearing. Like, this guy's an idiot. He's so crudgy. You look at his fuck at the door.

That is different. That is different. It was different. It was going to other videos of his. There was people who were like, man, that's many of you to troll people like that. And I was just like, look at the other fucking second-line videos on YouTube.

There's people who go on second life. And they're like, whoa, hey pork chop. And then they show pictures of the girl. It's like, what's the fuck up? Like I said, it's a rape joke. You cannot say a good rape joke is the same thing is making a bad rape joke at a victim saying you should be raped.

They're different. Yeah, they're both rape, but you can make completely... It's comedy. It's context, it's intent. What you said about black and white is just like, I find myself in nearly every situation in my day-to-day life where I'm like, this is a gray area.

That's what I'm saying. That's like, if I say something about a game, like, if I was to stream a game, and like I said, like, it's like, oh, you were just, you were saying shit about the game, but you're making a game, so you're a hypocrite, and it's like... Shit about the game. Yeah, and it's just...

Sorry, it just rolls off the tongue. It's like, shit about the game. It's like an ABGN moment. You're just like... Shit about a game. Just like stop and say it for two minutes. Sorry for derailing that, Corey. No, it's fine, but it's like...

Now it's like, I feel like you can't say anything. Like, if I say anything, I'll be like stepping on someone's feet. But even in the sense, like, I don't care, but I like to try to explain myself without seeming like, oh, it's just... It's just... It's just... It's trying to explain itself. It's like, you can't even do that. Because you always look like you're trying to defend yourself.

It's just like you can't just be like... What I learned is people, the world, we live in the world. I'm not saying, oh, that's like this generation, but we live in the world where, of sound bites, we live in the world of like, the first thing you say is where people grab out onto it. So it's like, well, I didn't like this movie. And then you go, but, well, this part,

they go, no, you said you're looking, you're not looking. You don't look it. Like, you can't elaborate anything now without, it's a mind field now. If you, if you elaborate or, like, you know, explain yourself, people, assume you're backpedaling or, like you said, defending yourself. Why people like Steven Fry fucking bail from Twitter and they're just like this is stupid

Because we live the world like 160 characters like he's that like nice British dude he's very anti-PC Oh good so people write him off of Twitter and he's like this is really stupid he said it was boring Yeah it's not fun yeah it is boring and it's like here's another thing i don't understand I think i might have said this but i don't understand like um people who like after a while you're kind of into it but then you get in like this weird thing where it's like if stuff actually starts bothering you, then you should probably make an effort not to invest time into, like, looking it. You should put yourself where you're happy and not only surrounded by negative energy.

Like, there's a guy. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not trying to call him out. I did, I do like his video, I watch his videos time to time. It's, it's Zach O'Reilly over here. No, it's, um, I think his, his name's like Sargonne, the Argonaut or some shit. I don't know his fucking name, but he, he makes entertaining videos, but, but he does these things where he's like, this week and stupid, wherever. Every week he's bombarded with just gay, stupid feminist shit.

Just like the worst human beings on the fucking internet currently. They're just so desensitized. They're just assholes. It would be like, it's like here, here's more toxicity. Do you want it? You want it? And then he takes it. And then he does these videos.

And it's just like, I don't know what goes to his head. Like if he's like contemplating like, because there has to be some like mental anguish where he's like, you know, he probably enjoys the topic, but he also probably like fucking hates it. So that's like another gray area. It's like, if someone like Anita Sarkisian, like scams fans are just. acts like a cut, right? Are you doing a good thing by warning people or are you adding fuel to the fire? That's it's like a double-edged sword. It's like nobody wins in that case because you don't want Anita to get the attention she's hoping for. It's not even the attention, it's the, it's the, I'm being attacked of a woman. Yeah, yeah. See?

So you want to explain yourself, but then that just creates more people who also want to explain their self and it's just it's like a it's like a it's like a tumbley and it's just give a Avalanche. Yeah, you get into constantly explaining, yeah just fire dialogue is good but people don't want dialogue. They want like I said they want like oh they want something to grab on too. That's short and edible. Yeah. I think that's pretty much what's dissolving into everything nowadays. Like nowadays, I try to avoid most feminist stuff because I don't want to hear it anymore. Yeah. I just always run into it somehow. Yeah. So I feel like completely like my Twitter, I've just followed nothing but Japanese accounts.

So like now my feed is just nothing but Japanese like porn and just accounts. Like just I don't even understand it. Sometimes I'll see like you make a post or I'll see Zach make a post because and then I'll be like, oh, this is what's going on in the election. And then I'll see you make a post about something. And then I'll be like, wait, now there's just more Japanese stuff. And it's just like, and then it's like, so I have it like filtering out fucking everything. I set my location to Japan so I only get cookies and like the Food Network and stuff in Japan.

That's really good idea. That's all it is, man. You know what Japanese people post all day, every day forever? Fucking food. Food and porn. That's all they fucking post. They're like, this is when I'm eating tonight. This is when I'm drawing.

I'm going to bed. This is when I'm eating tomorrow. This is when I'm drawing tonight. I'm going to bed. And it's just like, this is the perfect lifestyle. Dude, you just like, well, I can. actually the accounts I follow are probably in question. I have a few accounts, but if you see an account like that just they post art, follow that because it's much, like, it's a much nicer

environment to come on Twitter. I don't follow anyone except for my friends. Yeah, I ended up kind of waiting out the people who like, like, there's also Japanese people who post like 50 posts a day. You know, you know what, dude, you gotta be muted, you post too much. Let's talk, okay, so we've had a lot of really goofy topics. What about this is like, woo. I got to, I kept drawing on my selfish down until getting fucking.

Okay, so I started streaming again. I used to stream a lot back when I was working on the music video for end. You're streaming? We should all say what are Twitch is, so people can look us up later. It's not very hard to figure out. You can follow me at psychic pebbles on Twitch.3 slash psychic pebbles. I'm spascast.tv.tv.combe. I'm only plays.

She's lying. It's true. Beep the bat only promote me. Editor, delete what you. So my problem is, like, it's like this weird thing I have where even though I know I'm set up. It still takes me 30 extra minutes to make sure that everything's going right and even start streaming. Me too. Like I'm like, okay, I know nobody's going to see anything on this monitor.

I know it's gonna stream this and I know once I start streaming that nothing will go wrong. Yet it still takes me 30 more fucking minutes to figure out if everything's perfect. I have to like double check it like six times. Yeah. How long does it take you to actually start streaming from a real stream? This is what you do. You open up X split, you wait fucking two minutes for it to start up because it's a slow piece of shit. I use OBS.

I use OBS is cool. I like X-split because it records isn't that before while you do it. Their fucking database got hacked like years ago. Did it? Oh, well. I don't know. It's like streaming. It's like it always takes me so long.

And I mean, my computer blue screens whenever I'm halfway through a stream anyway. So it's not like you can get a full stream in. Yeah. It takes like two minutes for OBS or X-Plit to start. Then you got to go on Twitch alerts. And you got to make sure that that's green screened into OBS if you haven't saved it. I usually,

I usually have to do it from scratch because it never like remembers what window is over. I can't even fucking do that shit. I'm like, people are telling me, I'm like, I set up a stream and I'm like, okay, I need to do a thing. And then it's like, now I need to do Twitch alerts. And I'm like, I can't be fucking bothered doing something extra. And I got to make sure that Skype is signed out.

And I got to make sure that all this is. I also make sure when I save ads. Well, not even that. What do you save ads as a file? Does it go to like fucking exposed assholes? Yeah, me too. Yeah, exactly. I have to save a file because it'll just go into my giant cock folder.

And I'm like, no, God, no, please. You were a giant cock and a folder or a folder you have of giant cuck? Yeah, both. Yeah, and you also got to make sure the audio is good. Yeah. You got to make sure. You're going to make sure I close out of all the pictures I save off Google, so I have to be like, I have to exit out of the little exit,

because if I accidentally click one of those pictures. I usually got to make sure that my recent save files are all wiped. You're sort of talking about, yeah. So, like, even if you go to, like, file, it might be like, recent files. It's like, big dick. It's like, oh. Oh, Jesus Christ, there's so much stuff. Big dick tiny hole, that jpig.

I will say that I like streaming very rarely. I don't like doing it all the time. I use it as kind of like, a motivational thing. Like, I feel like when I have an audience watching me, I feel like I'm kind of

forced to focus on my thing, but then I get to that weird position where I kind of zone out. I'm like, I don't know longer I need you guys. I'd like to do it more, but it just sucks the energy out of me. It's a little bit of,

that's why you guys have some idea. You need somebody. You need, I've been doing it by my own and I don't know if I can do that now. Maybe it depends on the game I play. I was thinking of playing a bunch of fucking visual novels.

I think it's impressive if you can fucking keep a stream going for more than two hours. Two hours is the top. It's your charisma. Like, there's that guy, there's only one other streamer I watch. There's two streamers. I watch Northern Lion, and I watch Vinny.

I watch his stream. But I don't watch him on, I kind of watch his full-suffer. I can't watch his fucking stream, but he has so much charisma, and he can, like, entertain for fucking hours. And he's so laid back, and it's just like, it's just, you can just listen, Joan out to him. I don't want to live. Do you know Elizabeth? Elizabeth.

She's like this big streamer. She just does it all day, every day, and she just keep doing it. I don't understand. It's impressive. I mean, I guess when I'm animating, I can stream for like five hours. straight when I'm animating, maybe even longer. I've streamed for like 14 hours before. I can't do it. I just can't. When you're animating dude, you're just like completely thrown out. Yeah. Like I said, you have to have somebody in the thing with you. Like,

you do these with you. You're considered doing it to have her kind of in there. Yeah, I was thinking about doing it. It makes it a lot easier. I need somebody. I get put under pressure. I wanted to have you a few times. I'll be, I'll be like, you know, if you'd be able to be it. I would do yours. I'll just sit out of it because I didn't get invited. You're always welcome to mine. Because I have you every time you're like, sorry. Chris, you're always welcome to mind. I'm too busy. I'm too I'll do a stream as long as I hadn't streamed as well that day, and nearly every time you asked me, I've already streamed that day. And I'm always just like, ugh.

You're always welcome to stream with me. I'll have to bother you, though, but I don't want to keep bothering you. Because I might stream randomly and be like, Hey, Chris, you're there. It's always fun to do it. If you like have somebody else on the stream, it lets you to engage with the chat more. I have a lot of, like, moments.

But how do people feel about other people? Because there's like this weird thing where some people, like, I'm kind of the same way, where I'm so used to listening to a certain person that the second someone else comes in, I'm like, I kind of can't listen anymore. That's why you gotta build up consistency. I'll be doing it for like seven months.

We'll just use people. People get surprised when I don't do it. Oh, I see. Yeah, I mean, that's a lot like with a Northern Lion. Like, I watch him and he streams. I actually watch it. Does he do as anything else? He streams with these four guys.

He seems like... Exactly. So, boy, it's just about consistency, keeping in the arm. Oh, absolutely. There's just one guy he always streams with. So he always streams with him. So every time I hear his voice, I know he's in it. There's some extra people, but I know he's always in it.

It's just consistency. People like to play your voices. We should just do more Sleepy Cabin streams. We should. I'd be totally down and just sit and fucking stream. By the way, Sleepy Cabin has a Twitch. It's Sleepy Cabin.com.org. It's like this, but it's...

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racist, just horrible. Oh, the last thing we did, that was fun. We got to do more. We got to do more. It's just unfiltered, like, just unbridled. It's good. I think streams are fun because you get, like, regular, as people are like, oh, it's like a saloon. That's what I mean. Your cure comes, so it's all waddling in. I try to stream at least

once every weekend. Before you say that, can I say one thing? Yes. For the last podcast we uploaded, we talked about religion and stuff, and we made black jokes. Oh yeah. And I just wanted to say, like, during the podcast, I apologize for making the black jokes and people got mad at me for apologizing. Oh, really? But I just wanted to say that you can, you have to or people will use it against you. Well, you know, look, it's just, this is a comedy podcast, man. No, I know that. It's like, it's not, I know, I know. I'm saying it's,

you're saying, is that there's people who take it out of context and sometimes it's probably just a better idea to do that. I know you shouldn't have to sense yourself. I must The thing is, though, if somebody wants to get mad at you, even if you apologize, they can still take it out. Like, every, full of this closure if you're listening, everything we've said over the last two seasons has been completely unbridled. In jest. But if we say something terrible about child molestation or racism, it's not, we don't really think that. See, what you're saying right now is what I did. I wasn't apologizing.

I was just saying that that's what we're doing, but people still got mad at me for doing that. It's weird, too, because, like, this may sound kind of like out of, like, left field, but I was actually watching some really old rooster teeth stuff. Really old. Like I was watching some Jeff and Jack do stuff And Jeff, he would like pull up, not Jeff, Jeff, but I always say G-off because I'm retarded, I can't read Jeff. I say G-off too. Yeah, I can't read it how it's Bob. But he was reading off stuff like I think he said something about fucking Hiroshima, but it was so perfectly, it sounded like something we would fucking say. But he was saying like, I think he was like, he was like,

said something like, did you hear that screams? It's like, yeah, it's like the Japanese people trapped in the ships in Hiroshima or something. I was like, whoa, dude! And I was like, that was so fucking. I don't consider to shock you But in the way you tried to You were people to go Holy fuck You get away

That was funny I legitimately like kind of sat up And I'm like Did I just hear that? That's funny Because it comes out of nowhere Yeah Why would you jump to that?

Like Joel does the same thing Like Joel from fucking Red Rooster Teeth He also like Will just say stuff He'll just be like Yeah I was um I had this idea

That and you're just completely racist He's just like We're recording He's like you leave it in then And it's just like Whoa dude I don't know It's funny if you can make somebody

If you can make somebody chuckle. It's like, okay, but if you can go, oh my God, and bury their fucking face in life. I think it's a fun real... It's like, there's just some unbridled stuff where it's like people laugh. Everyone understands... Okay, you know, yes, okay, people dying is bad. And big disasters are bad, but

you also have to understand that we're laughing because it's like a joke. It's like we're at the expense of it being bad. We know that like the colonel of mind was a bad thing, but it's also a very easy joke. Life doesn't mean you agree with it. Yeah. Like, holy fun. By that logic, like, boogny getting hit on the head with the hammer

like really fucked up because the guy's got in his head caved in with a hammered. Yeah. But Fug's funny is just like yeah, you gotta hit here, a moron. Yeah.

Like he's laughing out. The guy got his head caved in and fucking live footage of Russian people coming up. So you can't make black jokes. You can't make hammer jokes then. Yeah, you can't get hammered and make racist jokes.

No, because you're in your platelets at that point. It's people say you can be black jokes but you can make racist rape jokes. Yeah. Or you can't make racist rape jokes. I'm so sick of offended people. Every rape joke's a racist joke.

All right, everyone throw off. Let's just be offensive. I wish people would just talk me in Irish I just applied only black people rape women so let's just do Let's just talk for 20 minutes To be completely fucking uncensored And just say whatever it comes to our mind

Completely unbridled racist What if God's a good idea Dude completely 100% uncensored This is us Real talk Hey Corn, what if Hey boy Head up free

Hey what's up there Corey What's your favorite underwater activity Your favorite underwater activity? Yeah Coming to go to the bottom of the pool and try to dodge you like a cruel superhero. Let's do one of those sweet improv situations.

My favorite thing to do is pop intertubes that special ed kids are swimming in. We're going to do an improv situation. Corey, we're going to do an improv situation. Impro! If he was the star. Corey, when you wake up to your dog. Same human face on a dog body with floppy ears.

And you're wearing your glasses too. So it's dog meat. You walk you're on, like, licking your ass, looking at your balls. Corey, you walk up to a puddle and you look down into the muddy puddle. You see the face of Martin Luther King Jr. I'm a dog.

Okay, improv. Wow, it looks just like me. Corey, it is you. Excuse me. You're a new dog. Um. I'm a scientist. If you can say, if you can make me, tell me a funny dog joke, I will not kill you because you're a valetia god.

You have 30 seconds before I pulled this churkey to your head. I get down, I'm like, remember this joke? And then I started licking my crop. I give myself a red rocket. It explodes my mouth. I go away. But I turn back to show you that I still mean business. The man comes in his leg and says, you are free.

You are free, you're free. He walks away and he leaves you alone. I walk away, drag calm, in shame on my leg. Oh, yo, he comes in his leg, you don't come on to you. No, I came in my face, but I turned around to show I meant business. But he came also? Yeah, we came at the same time. It's an agreement, come.

We both came to both choke. It's a bite, it's illegally binding agreement. This is stupid. This is the fucking improv. This is the fucking improv. It's the fucking improv. Hold on. One, you wake up your dog, you're a dog.

We're all dogs. We're all dogs. We wake up, we're in the 3D S. Your owner walks in with a big, juicy dog bone. Me and Corey are both dogs, bored in the same letter. Go on. Mama dog dies. We're cybernetically...

Mama dog dies? The farmer waddles in he says, yeah, sounds about right. Graves dog and says smashing its head of rock. You two are the only left. You're lost pups with big eyes sparkling, whining. Okay, so I'm like... I'm like... I'm like, Corey, there's a loose board in the wall.

Quickly, brother. Come in there, pups. Don't get away now. I act quickly. I see the opportunity. He reaches down, but he doesn't seem to realize. I nip him right on his old man. Oh, God, God, Trevor.

On his chimp finger. You walk through the walls. You look through a big hole in the wall. You see the farmer's wife being fucked by the slave. He takes place to slave games. We take the place in 1840. We hide under the covers. He hides under the old lady's blouse.

The slave stops and he goes, I think I hurt something. He goes over to the hole. He makes clicking sounds to his partners outside. He pulls the box. Boy that is though. He says, come here, boy. He throws it to me. Being dogs, we're under his spell. I'm overjoyed. I'm overjoyed. I jump out the window.

I jump out the window into his voodoo mom's hands. I'm like, Corey. Corey said, you fell for his voodoo spells. He grabs Corey says, I'm going to make Corey's stew. And he throws you a big witch pot. It's just taking a cauldron? Yes. There's all these, these like,

whitely painted black men shaking their Okay, okay, I... The black man claps his hand. Wait a second. The 40 smart black men No! They tried to figure into the last club.

This is my last chance. I bounce on my hind legs over to the cauldron and I balance on my hind legs. I have one paw out. I'm sinking into the voodoo curse water. I look him dead in his fucking voodoo eye with my two little front paws in the air.

He's dancing. He's doing the Ovo Caribu dance. Wait, who me or the black guy? The black guy is going, Ooooo caribu. There's 14 of them all around He clapped in the spell, he, he circulated to the 14th small versions, they all scattered around. So they're all looking up at the cauldron dancing.

They're trying to find you. They're trying to find me looking at a cauldron dancing. Yes. They're creating a human ladder. Luckily for me, if they're all facing a call... Oh wait. Yeah, if they're all facing a cauldron, and no matter where I am behind them, they won't see me. They'll see you.

In the reflection. Yes. Okay. They say another dog for our stew. They grow to one long while and grab you. Okay, okay, I got this, I bark. I bark the animal. And they all, they all jump up in the air.

They all, shut up. They all jump up in the air in shock. I use my dog agility to jump from each black person to each black person. You mean like that scene of fucking lower than release where he's running up the fucking collapse thing? It's better than that. It's with black people. Fuck you, Chris. Get to the top.

Jump into the cauldron. I am out. I'm a real boy. Corey, I dip my big long tongue into the cauldron and you pull on it like a rope. I come out. But then you realize something. My dog head is the same. But my human body has now come to fruition.

I come out. I now have a small dog pup face, but I have. a human body. I feel around for the evil voodoo lady. No, it's a bad. The evil voodoo lady is getting fucked by the slave. Oh, oh. She's just a farmer. She's just a farmer's wife. She's lying in bed, like, she's lying in bed trying to sleep after the fucking. Her hole is still spread their centipede's crawling out.

Anyways. I carry you. I am a real boy now. You carry me to safety. What about all the little black dudes on the ground? They all go- I step on them by accident because they fell from your fucking, like, jumping on them. My matrix ability. When Chris called, when Chris said the inward, they all turned into goo and sleep between the floor boys. Exactly. Like a typical N word. Yes. My goodness. Just the list of farmers' rice pussy before you can leave.

Why? Because she's horrid. What about the farmer? Yeah, there's farmers and slaves and seven weeks. And I'm a dog. The farmer's beaten the old dog, your mother papa, your mother dog with a rock. She's dead. Are you telling me there's a fucking six foot three human with a little dog-y-face walking around?

Yes. What kind of ears is he got? This is important. Biggley ears. Okay, that's cute. Does he have a little dog tail where his dick should be? Yes. Cool.

Does he have two little doggars where his bald should be? He's got too small dog hands Just looking around Licking their lips furiously Um Zach's gonna go pee I carry a I hold a big rock and fall off a cliff

Cory you hold me by fall to my death You're like no Corey That's the sacrifice I need is to escape I am a freak And then my fucking head explodes against the rock As I fall into the ocean Dead The goddess of the ocean

Pulls you into the sea with her godhand What's that saying? The ending is this Oh Cory you crawl back in the call It's a nice... It's too. I already splattered my fucking brains on a rock. It was a body onto a bunch of rocks at the bottom of the cliff ocean.

Yeah, but you forgot the ending where you come back into the cauldron. It's a nice hot tub temperature. You say, now that's a dog day. It's the hot tub time machine movie. You go back in time to the hot tub time machine, to the inception of it. You abolish slavery. I abolish. I do the right things. Corey, you wake up.

You drive up Kennedy. I was about to say, I wake up from the back of JFK's car. That's what I was about to fucking say. And you said it. Corey, you wake up. You are in John Kennedy's body. Yeah. Right?

It's 1963. Dallas, you're about to turn the corner. And I was in the middle. I was middle of singing, um, Lollipop, Lollipop. Oh, Lollah, Lollap. Hey, have you ever seen the video, the alternate shot of JFK?

Yeah. He gets shot in the head, and that like flap on top of his head flies up and a will of the wisp flew out of his head. Did you see the conspiracy theories when they talk about how the bullet is like, it can like curve

and like go through trees? That was the will of the wheel of the wist. Whisp. Oh, really? Is it the Criterer who by accident? The Will of the Whisp?

Oh, that's the Wisp of the Willows. That's the Wind and the Willows. So wait, wait, wait. I'm J. The Will of the Wisp is a fucking Scottish ghoul.

I'm JafK. So instead of my head being fucking splattering. What do you do? Corey, Jackie's like, Oh, yeah, Johnny, yeah. She just, like, licked her

thumb and, like, rubbed it on his head and slapped his hair back down. Right, right then in there, I go, the bullet flies past me. No, Corey. She's like... I get out of the car

and then I'm no longer of JFK's body It's like, looper, I disappear Before it happened She's like, Jackie Kennedy Sloppers, she's like, Wet Willie, she said, Stick it in your fucking ear and slapping you the side of the head. The weird thing about that video is...

Fucking backhander, her fucking teeth come out. The weird thing is, it's like he almost even doesn't try and dodge the bullet. No, you know the real story behind that? What? The real story, though, it's actually really interesting. So he hears a first shot go off and he, like, looks around. And then he gets shot in the throat the first time.

Oh, he's like, what was that? No, no, instead of... He goes like that? He holds his hands up to his throat But he couldn't bed over because he was wearing a back brace JFCK wore a back brace because his back was so shitty He got shot in the throat would not like He probably would have lived

Because he got shot at the throat but he didn't get shot in spite obviously He probably would be lived Blood and fucking particles would have flown all over He had a chance of living at least Yeah but his fucking head exploded So but it's interesting if he didn't have a back brace He could have bleed forward My Irish teacher used to be like

Have you ever seen the autopsy Of JFK And he'd be like If you notice here The bullet curved here It's not curved. Yeah, I know. Everyone was, you're fucking retired.

The biggest misconception is that if you look at the car, like the reason I say it was because it hit the guy in front of him, the governor, right in front of the campaign, hit him in the back. But they're like, wait, it hit Drive Kennedy in the throat, but it also hit this guy, and he arm makes no sense. It had to curb him in air. Wasn't the guy, weren't they in a moving car? No, that's not even the thing, though.

The governor was sitting like six inches to the left and also six inches hiding in him. Yeah. He was truly like that. His back was looking backwards. It makes perfect sense, literally. Yeah, the Irish teacher was also like, One time the Pope got shot

And the bullet curved around all his vital organs Is it the same guy who said that the fucking sun Like fell in the sky? You know, he said the sun danced in the sky Because He said it danced in the sky In like the 30s when cameras were around It was a fucking dip shit

Dats in the sky And gravity was also affecting the world He used to tell the story like this He used to be like One time there were many people all at a big gathering And like he was pretty much said He had this booming Irish voice. He's like, are you, his name was actually

Mr. O'Neill. Did you see his furrowed brow? He had like... Did he hear in a bony class? He fucking eat gazelles. He's the same asshole who made me like, he made me write 25 pages of, I must not get my question wrong or whatever. You should have told him like, you should have told him that like dancing, the dancing and the sun was alive. No, he, no, but he said like, Christians

knew that the sun was going to dance on this day. And, and, like, nobody believed them. But then, when everybody was looking up in the sky, the sun began to dance towards the way. Dance, man. Nobody fucking knew. I like how he's the brain of a three-year-old that he thinks the sun has no gravitational impact on the source.

Is he talking about when you look at this sun? He thought that the sun would, like, not be caught on camera. I love how he doesn't understand the sun moves like, I'm looking by it was closer. The fucking Earth would, like, evaporate. My fucking dip shit fucking question was like, how come no one caught this on camera? He's like, because they all believed

and they all knew it was true, so they didn't have news. Like you? That's such a bad cop-out. Why did God make the sun dance one inch from the Earth in 2016? Yeah, how come God didn't fucking make that? earth dance. How come there's no talk of the earth dancing around gods?

I don't know. Green earth... Why is a god walked under earth that is really like slap people in the face? If there was a god, it would be way cooler if you just walked around like a big god. Like, like, a big god. Like, what he said, why didn't why didn't get the Bible out of like material and put it on earth like a big monument, make it a material that exists nowhere else in the universe? You know what I think got the closest like feeling of seeing a god I've ever seen in my life? See me? No, uh, there's this game on Windows 98. I think it's called

Planescape. You ever hear that? It's like a Dungeons and Dragons game. I'm really curious where the fuck you're No, it's really cool, right? So there's this character in the game called The Lady of Pain Where she, like, watches over, like, this one specific dimension or something. But in the game, she just randomly walks around, and everyone in the game is, like, don't go near her. Like, if you even look at her, she'll kill you.

And that's what I would feel like God would do. Because in the game, if you, like, fuck with her, she just instantly kills you, and there's nothing you can do. Whoa. It's cool. She's scary. That's just scary in general. It's like the temptation that's scary.

You just want to walk and fuck with it. The Lady of Pain, you should look it up. It's, like, the coolest idea for her character ever. That's a good idea. She like knows had to open portals and shit so she just locked herself into this dimension and she just lets people live in her town But nobody like fucks with her anyways how long we were recording for it We'll go for a little bit like 10 more you talked about the anyway It would be interesting to live in like a thousand two thousand years ago they really believed like Zeus and stuff

Because they really believe that they have no idea how the world works and imagine how magic imagine how like magical the world felt to live in Yeah every little thing because there's no science you really believe that you like you feel you people really believe like no Yeah if like it was raining you'd be like oh the The sky is sad. This guy got it sad. Seeing a tornado would just blow your mind or like an eclipse. But you would see that and you'd be like, oh, they must be angry with how we've been doing, like what we've been doing. It must have just from a human perspective, it must have those kind of feelings stood up to really believe. That fucking movie.

You saw like a mermaid or something. That fucking movie Apocalypse. I've found my eyes to be playing tricks on me recently. What do you mean? Like today I saw, um, like I was walking by a bush and I thought I saw a squirrel run up right next to my face and I turned around it. It was just a bird. It's called Ski-Sibernia. Probably is.

You get it in 25, too. I visualized a squirrel, but it was a bird. That's what Schizophrenia is. Oh, God. Here goes. Schizophrenis. Luckily, Chris, you only get at age 25. That's good. I'm 25.

The last night, I think I'm talking about it before. I'll keep you quick, but I've had these things constantly. I had it like two nights ago. We'll wake up and I'll see something in the room, or like wake up, like, a nightcare, be scared about something. Like, I woke up and imagine a big fucking coiled up snake in my chair, and I was like, scared the fuck out of me. That's really weird.

You're still dreaming. You're like coming out of your dream. Yeah, exactly. You're awake. And I was walking the hallway to go to the bathroom. It's like a little boy stayed there and almost screamed It was just a little boy you kidnapped. Yeah, he actually I had to grab him and throw him back in the stairs so he slept again I also went up my window Like three days ago and I walked in there and I couldn't find Jago and I was like oh god I thought he jumped out the window but looking

What do you think what like if a caveman saw the aurori borealis what's he thinking? What's in the The fucking light show in the sky that you see in the North Pole? You see the Phelamalon of like the air siren the what you didn't see us I don't believe me when I talk about this It happened in New York I was in New York a few once ago We were at John's office We were like

It's not like fireworks But it wasn't fireworks It sounded like a fucking Like war of the world We were like it was going on It was going You mean in the sky? From where?

From like it was around Times Square So I was like okay I'm number one There's a real tennis set going on Or like there's some kind of fucking war going on Or something Because it was like it was rhythmic Did it sound like explosions?

Yes it went for like 10 minutes Nobody knew What was it? Look up, type in a siren in the sky Or what in the sky. There's been, like, reports of people being like, I heard, like, a weird noise in the sky, and then you hear, like,

mm-hmm. Listen, this is, this is real. Imagine being a caveman here to hear this out of nowhere. That? It was like that. Listen. Maybe it was a crane movie. It was going on.

No, it wasn't. People, like, Miles Lloyd were hearing, too, like on Twitter, I asked. That sounds like fucking war of the world, dude. Yeah, you know what I realized? The scariest noises are repetitive. So if you heard that once you'd be, what the fuck is that?

But if it's going like... I actually thought it was a terrorist tech for a while because we were like... No Coast Times Square. Yeah. And it was like... It was like coming from, you could feel it. That just sounds like a symbol...

When you roll on a symbol... Yeah, someone was just in the sky doing when the symbol roll. Oh, no, that's what it is. It's when you like slide your like finger or you slide something up and down a symbol or a gong and it makes that noise. Yeah, it's creepy, dude. That's weird.

Well, there's also like... We brought up a topic, strange phenomenons. Like, this is... something that was always interested in me. You know these people who go to like these like ghost hunters who go to these places and they're like, there was no technology, there was nothing but suddenly there was just like there was no

like there's no electricity in the building. There's like, but suddenly there was a spike. It was an electric spike. But there's a known thing which is just an air entrapment of electricity that floats to the air. Like electronic like puffs of thing that go through stuff, they go through stuff. It's like

a phenomenon where it's just like this electrical air bubble. Those guys are retarming. They're They'll go up to, like, a lot of those guys will go up to, like, haunted houses and be like, Oh, they're like, just it is going! They're like walking, like, fucking, like, power outlets. Oh, there's a speculative sight of us. Yeah, but like these cases where the places are actually, like, there hasn't been technology there in years. Like, they're completely shut down.

And they're like, it's real evidence. There's no technology. There's nothing in here but our camera equipment behind us and stuff. But it's like, yeah, but there's also like, again, like electric air. These people also have currents. And people would call that. They're like, yeah, but think about this. We don't know what it is.

Ghosts. But ghosts are electric, emit electricity. So it's like, you know, it's ghosts. Who decided? Who decided ghosts will be electricity? Does anybody know what they are?

What are they supposed to be? EVPs, electromagnetic voice modulators. So, remember the time I gave you my, like, recorder in the graveyard. You guys went around, fucking recording graves.

Yeah. We were like, how did you die? And Corey kept looking. There was a weird sound. There was a weird fucking sound. I swear to God, it was like, it was just like,

you left there and there was just this weird, almost sound like this. where it was just like, moo. Maybe it was a ghost say, Moe, but it sounded like a woo, boon. It sounded like a noise, like it sounded like, you know,

like Jerry Seinfeld ghost, it sounded like, you know, when a bug gets close to your ear and you can hear it, but then it flies away but comes back. Maybe it was the big drag fly. But it wasn't, because you would hear like the, like a huge dragonflies just landed on your face for like 10 minutes. You're like, it's a ghost! There's like, it's like, it's weird because,

it's like, it's weird because it's like, it's like, it's weird because. Because it's like it was definitely audible where you with a bug you can still hear the buzzing sound. Yeah It wasn't a buzz. It was just a sound. Zach, speaking of dragonflies, do you remember that time me and you landed a connecting flight in Chicago and there was fucking 29 million dragonflies? It's like the window fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking in a while ago, yeah. That was so funny. We just thought like me and Zach are sitting in the tables nice for you and then and then I opened the window to look out and there's thousands of dragonflies. There was bad like the guys outside were like getting fucking hit in the head with them and shit. Do you want to like wrap it up? Yeah, let's wrap it up.

Okay, Corey, say your poem and we'll end it. Rosa red, bouts of blue. I-killed it! I killed it! I killed it! I killed it!