SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E21 - [Happy Family Partridge Guy]

Episode Date: May 28, 2016

Mother hecking Harry flippin' Partridge. From across the horny stormy seas, this legend flapped his mighty wings, and graced our cabin with his essence, a girthy throbbing mighty presence. Despite his noble reputation, this angel swallowed by mutation, for in this cabin all light ends, but in this cabin we all be friends. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Special guest Harry Partridge www.youtube.com/user/HarryPartridge Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Tom Ryan - Main Edit Ricepirate - Final Pass Additional music by (none other than) Harry Partridge (in 30 mins) https://soundcloud.com/harrypartridge +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Creeps McPasta . Jace Baker Denis DeLong . Sonny Canchola . Susparty Paul Raymond . Lucas Boucher . Matt Gronhovd Rodolfo Davis Millet . Corbin Record . Andrew Dore Bill Zhuang . Dani Rucker . Dazzanator David Fanucchi . Conner St. John . Phillip Tafoya Hudson Heitmeier . Yuval Birenzweig . Dan Jakab Chris Moore . Shane Liesse . Blake Bevill Sparky . Amanda Scott . Yamen Mouhanna And to ALL our lovely patrons

There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys.

He's a bunch of bullshit. Welcome to sleepy cast. Home of the sleeping cast. I'm here with Ari Potridge. Ari. Yeah. I'm very, I'm great, thank you. I'm here with Reese.

What are you saying? He's dropping the first letter of her name. Fucking, Corey. I would have been Harris. I'm here with Ak Ail. And I'm here with Ayl. Ayel. What's the topics for today?

Zach, you're gonna say something. I saw it in your eye. I saw a video of this little brown man scurrying through the sand. It's like the third story of a little brown man scurrying through sand. Why did little brown man always scurrying through the sand? We slithered like a sneaky snake when who should appear but ISIS. And that's what I gasped and closed the video.

I did watch an ISIS video there, Dan. I get really grossed out. What were they doing? What were they doing? You like dragging little black men? There's blood in the sink? No, it's one of those really super hyper HD, like slow motion ones. Oh, I saw that. Their neck tendons and they used the machete and cut their heads off.

No, there's a different one. Why are you watching that? I can't wait for like Oculus Rift ISIS videos. Did the weird tomato Kool-Culee blood spray everywhere? I can't wait to use the fuck machine in the Oculus Rift ISIS videos and just, you. Fuck the open it. You have those white little I robot tetties in your head. You have a pretty little anime girl

where you're like whispering her dress in front of like fucking beheadings. And then you figure over there and sit her next to the dead body. The Hatsi Mniko girl is in front of the video. Hatsun Miku. You are odd fucking point with that. What the hell is Hotsaminaika?

She's an anime singer but like she's made on this program called Vocaloid where they like make her voice. She's all robotic. But she does concerts? She's not real. No, no. You're a hell of music.

She sells it. concerts. You remember how Tupac... Oh, of course! You know the Tupac holograph video by Zach? Slaying around. It's like when Tengu was dancing around in like a dress and he was like... They used that technology to put a big bug-eyed anime girl on stage for a little Japanese guy fucking frothed at the mouth. It's genius though!

They can do like 300 concerts at once for that. Japan? I don't get how like so many female post-toss. Have you seen how crazy fans in Japan? Yeah, but have you seen how detailed like the underscourts are whenever that shit flails in the air? Oh my God. They have a detailed pussy as much you're saying to me? Huh? They have detailed pussy physics.

PhyD, detail, pussy, physics. Like, female pop stars in Japan, some of them aren't allowed to have boyfriends, or, like, make it public, because their fans are just, like, you can shrivel up, I don't know. Would that be the worst, though, if she actually came out,

was like, I have a fake boyfriend? So what you're saying is, because she's not real, like, they'll never retire her or get rid of her? No, they can't. Wouldn't be funny? They had her die in, like, a horrible accident. It's just up.

She said the fans said he went, like, yeah, I'm really sorry. She's an amputee. She got to that. She became an amputee. She found a man. She found Christ. Sorry guys. She didn't really mean new CEO. He's like, fuck everybody.

Oh, a tiny little Japanese fan. She dies like Princess Diana. She just hits a fucking wall. They have like HD video on her fucking fake brains everywhere. What, she's like, she's like fucking face into like a corner that explodes and crashes. You can place her JPEG face with a different JPEG face and make her ugly. Chris, what would you do? What? If you were watching the new Nassaka Luki video.

Hatsu Numeuku. And she turned around and it was Harry's face on the pretty body. Would you keep watching? Yeah, pause. I don't subscribe. Yeah, like you stop, right? I don't subscribe. You give the chance, right?

Yeah. I'd be like, wait, that's Harry. Yeah. I know him. And I'd call you and be like, did you approve this? Yeah, of course I did. That's really weird. Don't write me off, Zach.

Then I get really jealous. Wait, if you're talking about his human head or his cartoon head. No, just only his face, but everything else. Just through this fucking... ...their fucking... ...of his weird video of Hatsun Miko, like, swallowing you, she's like breathing really heavily while she... What?

What? What? What? What? This fucking weird guy made a video of like a 3D Fox character like That's the girl from Star Fox. That's the girl from Star Fox. But you were talking about that though?

No, I was talking about something different because they- Wait, hold on! Who made the video of the Star Fox girl swallowing him and he goes inside of her stomach? Some gross-lar... On a 3D journey. Corey described the video to Harry. Some... Corey's descriptions are like crazy dreams.

Yeah. No, he has a weird fever dreams. There's a video in which a creepy guy made, uh... Like, a Star Fox character swallow him and he don't... And he goes inside of front and the video is like, he'll go, Yeah, it's like down her side. Yeah, it's worse than that. It's worse.

There's so many fucking images online of like fat, greasy guys in their mom's basement. But like they photoshopped in Lucia or like some Pokemon. It's their fucking girlfriend. No, but this guy, right? He like animated it himself, so he put a lot of effort into it. So he walks in into his back garden and that fox girl is like for some reason 10 feet tall. She's like on her front paws and she opens her mouth and there's all those spit trails. And he's kind of like, no way.

He's like, what are you doing? And then she picks him up and puts her in. And then he like animated 3D human hands in front of the camera. Chris, it had like really good tracking. It was creepy. It was like, almost like the tracking was bad. Didn't he remake that a couple years later? Yeah, he like, remade it.

He wasn't happy with the original track. Yeah, he had a real-up on it. Yeah. He's a huge Lucas of, fucking walkers in the back. It's four, furry, it's four. Furry's mouth for. We were talking about, like, commissions. And there's like, specifically commissions and

like when people like ask you to draw yourselves fucking something because I can never draw myself being ever a part of anything like someone's like can you draw yourself people want you to like they want cori fucking they want it yeah they like can you draw yourself fucking like readamon and i'm like no i will draw an anonymous fellow fucking renamon or you a fellow a nice fellow i would draw a fellow fucking rena man but i will not draw me so if someone commissions you to draw them do they send you their like dick like sometimes i've gotten like real pictures of people like sending me nudes and i'm just like i kind of cherry pick the ones that have potential yeah the best dicks the best dick The best sticks. Yeah, I've had somebody asked me to draw myself fucking a cartoon character

Yeah, and I'm just like, I don't feel comfortable. No. Like, it's like, you know, if you want to go online and like superimpose like Catan Amico next to you or like Blupani next to you,

that's fine. I love those pictures of the, yeah, the fucking flabby titty freakazzoids who like will draw other characters in the fly. Floptyty freakazons? But even then they'll still like

hover handing of, you know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. Like, it's like an MSPA picture of like Lupini like she's in a fighting pose and he like has his him like superimposed around

or like Or they like erase her hand and like it's really like lopsided MS pain hand around her like shit he would see a diviner but they can't quite draw the hand around the shoulder thing those are classic This would be rude cori he's a gentleman

He's a fellow Can I tell you an interesting commission I got recently? I got a commission of human rarity Like the my little pony character Yeah of a human rarity farting in a room A long drawn out fart

Um and I was like okay This is a sketch commission sure I'll do it And I did it And the guy like fucking He like fart shamed me because I didn't do exactly what he asked for. What he asked, he was detailed about, like, what she was doing, where she was, you know, she was spreading her ass for a long fart.

And at the end, like, you know, the second panel was she was waving it off because she didn't want to be caught and farting naked in a room. Like, what pissed me off is because he fucking, he was, like, insulting my intelligence about how, how accurate I made fart sound effects. Because what I did was I did, I went F, T, S, S, S. And I'm like, I don't know how to make a silent fart. I would do, I would do, like, P-F-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-E. STT or something.

My would be like BP, BP, B, P. Mine was just, f s, because that's what it might, like, that's what it might sound like. Fisph- Friesionless fart, right? She's like spreading around. Exactly. There's no vibration. You gave a silence.

No, no. But then he like, meshed me back and he's like, this isn't what I wanted. I was hoping that it was more of a casual fart and that the sound effects were a little better. I expected more from the sound effects. I wasn't impressed. And I'm like, you, so you wanted a swap ass fart. No, no, he wanted, he wanted a... You denied him.

him a fart. He wanted brap. He wanted a bad rap. He wanted a bad rap. He wanted a bold brap and a half, alright. He wanted a naked, casual, rarity farting alone. With emphasis on the fart. What's a casual fart? Where was she in the room? She was naked against the wall, fart. Against the wall. I did a sexy naughty spread butt fart, and he's like, it's not good enough.

I wanted to use your hands. Why didn't he just send you, like, and be like, I want her to say this exact sequence of letters. B-T-T-P-T-J-B. I guess he thought my, you know, like, you know, like, You thought you could handle it, but you obviously couldn't do it. Do you think if you would have the other way to give him a too big of a fart, he would be disgusted? Like if you give him like a glop or something, a gorp? That's what he said.

You don't go for glops. If I would have given him a hong, he'd have been like, are you insulting me? It's like, gory, it's like, C. C. Yeah, farts. Fartt. Just like, fart, LL.

He would have been like, that is one of those farts that escapes, but then you try to silent. I wanted to sell it. You try to suck it back in. Is the word fart onomatopoeia? No. No. It sounds like it should be, right? What if you had done like cartoon plants wilting and like Victorian ladies swooning in the background?

He didn't want that. Big, He specifically didn't have... Mercerty. He doesn't want a naked rarity farting casually in a room. He doesn't know how rarity farts are. They could fucking... It's not real.

Making it up. Corey, how do you... You should have found the guy's real address. Take it a picture of his face and his mother and put his mother's face next to the ass. He should have fucking... I should have docks him and did my research beforehead. Docks him. The blackmail would be like, if you ever want...

to see this fucking red. If you want to see your mom again, you're going to accept this fart. Of course farts have to, like, be these terrible, ooty, sugar-lumpy carrot farts. Like, there's human rarity. Their shits basically block off rose. It was a fars. She's a horse. She's a horrible. She's a little. She's a human. She doesn't eat. She's a human. She doesn't eat hay and fucking oats. She gets... Why not? She eats cheeseburgers and other fred. She gets... She's pretty gross. You should have been like a pretty... Corey. What other thing do petite girls eat? Cheeseburgers and steaks? Great. Was it a green fart or brown fart? That's the...

There was no, no, no color. And I was like, listen. That scared, though, is cool. I'm like, listen, I'm glad you didn't do one of those, like, classic green farts because I'm not ready for that. It was a Photoshop checkerboard fart. No, it was just a simple text, you know. I also did the weird, I did the lines weird. There was official sky check a weird speech photo.

I did a, I did a wispy line. He's like, no, I wanted, I wanted lines. And I'm like, you know what, you can keep your fucking farting. I'm never doing these commissions again. Fuck you. Hey, what's the weirdest of what you've commissioned you've requested? I got, I got absolutely nothing there. Like, seriously, that is a dead fucking end.

You're like, one friendly... So, if we tell you to fuck something else was the weirdest you got? Yeah, that's about it. I also... I've done a porn commission. No, not really. Like, I've actually made them more porny than they tend to ask for. But you draw...

I do it. I just can't draw good porn. You get a lot of your own characters being asked for that. That must be flattering. Those are the ones I put the effort into, because it's like... I don't have to do that. I hate having to look at reference. I hate having to like, oh, I have to draw bayonetta.

I had no idea what she looked like... Her costume is her hair. She, like, she's... She, like, weaves her hair under her tits. I just looked at her and took her for granted. I just thought he was wearing like a cat suit. And then you go on Google. I'm like, what are these Japanese guys dreaming up over there?

Just to clarify, like, I'm not shaming anybody before you're into, but I'm shaming you, if you fucking, if you shame an artist and you weren't the one who was doing vivid details to begin with, and you're fucking prude with details. Wasn't there a situation about a Lion King guy who really wanted you to do a... Can I call this Bozo out?

He wanted me to draw a Lion King character, and I just don't want to draw like Simba or something. No, no, no, but also... Was this the same guy? is who was no it wasn't he was a guy who wanted me to draw like his Cibati getting fucked by a horse now yeah yeah I was gonna say yeah but my point is why would there ever be a horse in the Sahara he said he's Africa there never be a regular he could a zebra was it yeah that's what Coe said I'm making a zebra no no he's gotta be a

horse and he sent me every time I'm like I don't want to do it he sent me a novel I'm like I don't want to do it he would send me another comment I'm like there nothing convince me with all the novels could I convince you if I said her hooves were fucking hot it was a guy was a guy horse the big dick not a girl was the kids Or was it Matthew Brotherick, full-grown Samba? It was kids Samba. Oh, Jesus. It was little cups in there.

Can't wait to be King Samba. You still don't know. Just can't wait to be pouring. Yeah, again, like, I don't get, if you have a Samba, if you have a Samba, you know, more power to you. But if you want me to draw your O.C. And then I say no, and you continuously send me the story you had planned, I'm not going to fucking draw your O.C. You're not going to convince me with your novel. If Disney came to you, it said, we brought the Leng King to life.

We want you to give you this technology. You have to fuck. Kid Simba right now but he's real and if you do this we'll give you one dollar every day The rest of your life kids simba comes in Kink your money doesnie plus plus what butter scotch can you that's stale for your troubles Stale no no no no no give him some where they're bullshit it at all why a dollar three butterscotch candies What were a butterfinger you need to fuck kid Simba that's already the bonus that's

Corey over lunch which character from Beewee's playhouse you'd like to have sex with best yeah it can be miss a He can't be like a cowboy Curtis because that would be a hot porno. Dude, what about that big muscular dude in the... No, it can't be cowboy Curtis, Nile. That's him. What are you stupid, Al? You do Caliburis off fucking limits.

Of course you're gonna thought. Hey, pee-wee then! This is basic as- No, you can't fuck pee-E-I-D-E-You are P-Wy-Wy. You can't fuck Pee-Wy. You're in his brain. Ha! Ha!

Who do you fuck the hell? You enter Pee-Wy. You can't... Cal-Bucitus is off-limits. No touching. You're only looking. You enter pee-E-W-H. He turned into his brain and you realize that your dick is fucking throbbing erection.

Like, pre-crum's already leaking out of your pants. Your dick is bright red. It's purple almost. Yeah, it's purple at the tip. Hey, he has a little baby mouth and a corpse- And a corpse-in-h. I said, I said, I would- He's got that like Pixar demo baby mouth. A Pixar demo?

Yeah, what? It's a little baby from inside out and then he's in the trailer. No, no. I said the best candidate that I would say was Cherry. She's got a nice figure, she's got a nice big fucking mouth. Yeah. I was gonna say cherry. And you can sit on her afterwards.

So you can fill it with cum and sit on her and there'll be no mess. I like the countess. It would be a mess. It was coming to sit under a chair. Yeah. She'll spin it out. That'd be the worst. What'd be cushion ever, you'd sit down and come and explode average.

Gotcha. That'd be nasty, dude. I'd peer. Harry, we're from the other side of the ocean. So I think Mr. Bean is like our, Kiwi. Did you fuck Mr. Bean? Would you fuck Mr. Bean? Yes.

Yes. This is. He's easy. I'd fuck Teddy and Mr. Bean. Bean. Yes. Tann, you ever know is Mr. Beans just doing a Yoda impression? Oh, that's... Oh man, you changed it. He's like changed it for me forever now.

My friend had a theory that Mr. Beans is an alien. He's not a fucking alien. He's not an angel. That's his theory. He's like, well, he's dug from space, that means he's not. It's a intro. No, he's just his autistic. He's a severe asperger's.

He's just his autistic guy. Look at him. Look at him. He's all out of the sky after the sky after an eye. A light drops him down. Dude, he fell off a lamp post. And he fell off the lamp post. There's cases, there's cases, that's what I always thought it was.

There's cases of cats and dogs raining. It was the same thing with him. Mr. Bean rained one day into the world. And Mr. Bean was brought to everybody. This autistic man was brought to the world. It was the second, it was in the Bible. Dude, he's autistic. That's actually blowing my mind.

Of course he's autistic. Yeah, but I, I was like, oh, like, all of his symptoms are like that of severe autism. Severe autism? Severe autism? He can't talk, so he's also dead. No, no. The whole show. It's an hallucination. He's just sitting there with this little fucking thing around his chest, you know, where you push him.

It's like, hello, hello. You've been have those kids in your school with those little pouches on their thing. That's Mr. B. Yeah, they have the little AIDS next to it. It's like, pizza, pizza, hello, because they can't talk. That's Mr. Bede. He has one of those. Did he actually have one of those? Like, is that, is that canon? Yes, he busted out. That's not true. That's not true. I've watched every single Mr. B. I saw the one where he goes to the swimming pool and jumps off the diving board. You see one where he hits his forehead, bites his wrist, and screams.

He's really obsessed with patents and like lining up toy cars. Yeah, he like can't be left alone with a woman. He goes into a bathroom. He goes into a fucking McDonald's bathroom. He drugs the woman and gets arrested, but they were a little teddy medallions and posting his nudes online. Zag. He's commissioned a carrieve, he drinks phantacom. Zach, he goes into a fucking McDonald's bathroom and throws coffee and piss in a corner.

He goes to the phone and stops around like Godzilla. He fucking records himself cursing and screaming. Measures his arms with random girls in Applebee. That'd be the worst finale ever. You said we can bump it a breakdown of it. Fuck with the psychosis in the last episode. Mr. Bean's just barking. My arms are so goddamn short.

Mr. Bean is not an autism. So where does Miss Piggy come in with the voice thing? We've got them together. Miss Sniggy? Yeah. No, she has a, she has a voice too. Yeah. Isn't it?

You only the same voice? It's like, like, right? It's like, grubbley. Yeah. Time to fuck. Time to enter into your own. Come in something. I can't. Come on the frog is with his voice.

Everyone could do like Mickey Mouse, but I can't do. I can't really. The frog is everyone can do me badly. It's good to see you. He's like, oh, oh, is this the dog? Wow. You have to start. I like fucking me.

I like fucking frog. Harry, could you do any celebrity impressions? No. Do me. Hello. I'm Chris. I'm fucking moving out. Moving out.

Hello. I'm Harry. I'm Ari in the big US. Hey. Chris, can I point out for the whole audience? What? I think you've been wearing the same million sock, the same single one million song for the last one week and I'm not?

Is that an accurate option? You saw bullying people for their socks? I just saw it, I was like, yo, that's the same button, the same minion sock, I'd ruin his fucking face. I put on whatever sock I see in the morning. Me too. Sometimes. Look, it's been a hectic week.

I've been moving out. It's been a hectic week. I have to win the needle. It has! I've been washing my shit. If the minions were treated as like the new slaves and they were up on, they were all like shackled up and they were like being voted on, would you vote for a minion?

What? If minions were the new slave craved and they were up on stage with shackles around their neck, would you vote for a minion? Slavdrave. How would you vote for them? What? You put up a sign that's like, uh, you have like a number, like 15. They're like, oh, is it all 15?

Oh, yeah, like, I want to go to me. Are you describing what happens when you die? Yeah, what are you saying, Corey. When you die, you go to the great big minion auction in the sky, Zach. Oh, you're walking. Oh, you said vote for it, not by. How did you mean like, like, they're black slaves? Yes, they're the new slave code, dude.

Were they sing little slave songs? Yeah, they be like, bada-da-da-oh. You fucking get out here. Come out here. Come back to the field, boy. They're picking bananas. Would you buy a minion? I remember when minions first came out, every thumbnail for the trailer was the part where he's wearing the thong.

Yeah, he's realistic ass-o-ass-o. That was the-ass-covee. He's hyper-realistic-bait. They wanted kids to click on the thonged. So, like, little kids really were into that? They have realistic asses. Super realistic ass physics. Hyper-reliastic fibrillistic.

Isn't there a real theory that the lore is like they always serve the most evil person? Yeah. The white man. No, seriously. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that is. Yeah, every minion would be given to the white man. It's been pointed out that if Hitler's canon in that universe,

then they served Hitler technically. Yeah, technically. I bet they sailed to him and he already blew up. Did you see the movie? He was not in the lore of the movie. Did you see the minion movie? Did he not exist? Did he removed from the history?

Dude, in despicable me, the dude is more ill-yled-in movie. No. There's a vivid scene where they, like, go into a room. It's like a silhouette of Hitler in the background. He's like, he's, like, dead. Then they're like, they come in with, like, marching, and they're like, oh, like, looking around. Oh, too late.

Ah. What's the impression? between minions and those little green toy stories things. They're the same thing. They're the same fucking thing. Do people, is that an observation people already made or? No, I think their voices are... One of their minions designed off these kids, like, they were designed off little kids who were put on these gas masks and forced to go into like these really toxic caves.

Oh my god. Where they like died. Wait, what? They're basically... They're like... The minions were based off these like... They're yellow because they're fucking liver failure. Yeah. No.

I'm serious. Wasn't the minions designed based off like these Asian kids who put on these... these like weird outfits should go into toxic caves to like harvest stuff and like yeah maybe it's like real chemicals I mean like the breaking bad yellows because they had they could fit into like these little areas where the chemicals were I swear to God I swear to God you know that is that part of the minions movie is that the I hold it I was I was that the last title crawl showing pictures no Chinese kids like no fake bluepers for yeah yeah it was seven creepy facts about minions on YouTube

was it watch mojo are there seven are there seven creepy facts in total seven creepy facts about watch mojo you know that school shooter Elliot Roger oh he's like me the vet he was a man shooter yeah the match I just want to people get on your ass well he like he like is he a minions fan I saw this like I find him like funny to laugh at like like why you laugh at people or sociopaths who kill people yeah and dad I found this like top five sensitive asshole I saw this video called top five Elliot Roger moments I was like what the fuck I had a watch Mojo like title it was like dude like the whole thing it wasn't it wasn't

real but it looked real and it was just him drinking Starbucks, it was like, Starbucks moment. He was just drinking Starbucks in his car. Watch Mojo. They're fucking, like, they do like the top ten... Top ten weirdest owls and movies, and it's like, who cares? They do 40 weirdest owls. Yeah, owls and movies. They're running out of things. Their top ten beds.

Like, you're gonna find out, like, a few years, it'll be like, top five Corey moments, it'll be you like scratching your ass, like, at home, and you don't even know they're fucking... They're TMZing me now. Top five shades of green. There's that channel that's, like, movie clips, and like, after you've watched the clip, you'll be like, watch all the necklace cage clips.

Watch all the clips featuring tables. Oh, is it called like clips or trailers? Yeah, movie clips. Movie clips. Oh, watch all

the famous boat scenes on a boat. No. Who cares? It's not how I organized my brain. But that's how people, that's what like people look for.

They're like, oh, top five, wow. There must be the top five boat moments. The only one people are clicking specifically are top ten

girl makeout scenes. Like, whoa, dude. Top five soapy tits. Top ten nipples slips. Top ten big dicks. and movies. Corey, like, whoa! Who is the hottest anime girl, Corey?

The hottest anime girl. Tommy Pickles. Tommy Pickles? I've never seen his dick, you're right. Tommy Pickles. His little slut walking around like that with his feet facing a word, he's asking him. With a shirt tied up in a knot.

Desperly trying out of the mat spread. No, that's not, exactly. That's not, the hottest anime girl. It's hard. I don't really, I don't know. Tommy's head is, like, as white as Dedy's body. What would be the hottest, like, anime girl? How did he get out of there?

Well, baby skulls are soft, so you probably came out of, like, jello. Whenever I see, Rugrats moments where Chuckie's being born He always says his red hair Like I wonder how did that hurt? What do you? Like it's gelled up? It gets spiked Like it's a solid thing? If he had a full head of hair coming out

That must have kind of hurt a bit He had a full head of hair really? Is that canon? Why would that hurt? I've seen it. Are you talking about Chuckie? Is that I'm talking about Chuckie? Yeah. How do we get to Rugrats when I were talking about hot? animated characters? Tommy Pickles. Iago Top 10 Sonic female characters Did the Slots girlfriend. Minions. She's pretty fucking hot. I would say

I would say the hottest one, anime-wise, could it be from a game? Giant foot from ants. That wasn't that hot, dude. Dun-da-dan-dan-dan-d-da-dan. What about the weird term? It was a pretty fucking hot. Dude, I used to get majorly turned on from the princess from Bugs Life. I used to love that movie.

Oh, the little girl, is that a new? No, fuck-od. The other one. Pretty fucking hot. The princess. The little girl, not the Tike Princess. I always wanted to Creep Pie. The Lilita Princess.

I was a kid. Yeah, I wanted to Creepie. cream pie the purple ant too I had dreams I had autistic dreams of sitting on a bench with this with the purple ant I had I had dream as like fondling her minge on a fucking bench on a park bench with a giant purple and queen the party of princess talk about yeah sure what you're talking about can you animate I was well you know I found it interesting we were talking about you can you animate you making out with the purple aunt from I'll take I'll take Andy's mom from my story

hold on court before you do it be Corey play the theme song for ants on that trombone Da-dan-da-dan-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. D-ha-da-da-da-da. Borghurt Bugs'er than Bugs'Live. Bugs'allin'n'all. Buc'n's up, all the ice. I think Riding the Skeletons is...

Wants'allin'AWan'tz. You like Sharktail? Shark-Till's fucking stinks. I thought you were like a DreamWorks all the way guy. No, God, no. I also didn't like a Fining Nemo? You didn't like that? Because I didn't like Dory. I hated Dory. I hated Dory.

Worst, worst character. And then they decided to make a movie about her. It's just like the most unfunny fucking fish. Did I take it? I took an Uber ride a few months ago. It was like a three. Wait, visually finding Nemo was beautiful.

But overall, I didn't really care for the story. I've always seen like a fish out of water crap. I was tired of it at that point. That's a fish in water core. I was in an Uber, if you could believe that. A few months ago,

and it was like three years was really late. And the guy was, and the driver was like a really scary black guy. Like a really terrifying black gentleman. Which is fine. What do you mean, though? Why would he be scary white guy?

Yeah, you could be a skin on cracker or a skin on China mess. Does he consistently like that? What made him scary? Did he have bug eyes? Do they have fucking... Yeah, he had big bug eyes. He had little sharp teeth. He was like staring around, scratching his neck. You tell me he had different color eyes? He was very muscular. He could have easily killed me if he felt like it.

And he was listening to terrifying rap about fucking killing white people. And I said, well, it seems like a well-measure gentleman. And I, on the drive there, he's like, yo, swear to God, he said, you're going to check out of Finding Dory? I was like, holy fuck. And he was like, dude, I can't wait to get fucking a hot. as hell go watch Finding Dory Theaters. And I was like, I'm sure you can't. I was so taken aback.

You should have just told her. He should just say, No, I find Finding Dory to be quite shady. I think it's trash. I think you're a little bitch. I think she's the worst character. I think she's the worst character. She is the worst character. Feel like easily sequels, you know? Like the hunchback in Atterdam 2.

That's what it feels like. It's like Carr. So like Butator, whatever his name is, having like a fucking fucking spin-off series. Tater? Tater. Tater. What's the fucking name? The dump truck. Dater. Dater. Bater? Mater.

That's it. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, let's get, let's get the sequel to Cards, Maider, Mader, Mader Adventures. I had, I never seen cars, but I actually learned her instantly. I thought Litterd The Cable Guy was the main character in all the movies, but he wasn't. Oh, yeah, let's start, I have a question. Let's talk about the worst animated movie you've seen. Not worse as in the way it was done, but just you don't like it,

and you're tired of seeing it whenever you see it. It was just boring, stupid. Frozen. Frozen. Absolutely. That is easily one of the worst, but I'm talking, like, not Frozen in a sense where it's, like, bad. I'm talking like prior frozen.

Because Frozen was really well done. Dude, there's a ton of anime. You mean? I wouldn't call Frozen the worst TV before. Shitty, it's awful. I hate Frozen. But I'm talking about like before Frozen. There's shit like Jelly Tarzan and stuff.

But that's what I'm saying. There's like different categories. Do you mean the most shitty like mainstream movie? Yeah, like mainstream. Before Frozen. There seems to be a whole bunch of movies these days that people go nuts for. Like I didn't see Inside Out. Oh, really.

Okay, you know what? That's my, I hated that. It looks so fancy. Yeah, I'm sure it's crazy. Yeah, I'm sure it's great. It's a thing. I thought it was a poor. It was all right.

That's part of the reason it bothers me because I'm sure it's really well made and it makes me feel like an idiot because I'm sure that my Like opinion of it is completely unjustified, but it just looks so Okay, yeah, I'm gonna say this is a bad thing to say it's fucking gay Because it just looks like like when I was a kid I was like really hyped up for that movie small soldiers You ever see small soldiers? Yeah, I love small soldiers Because it's like did you see it though? Yes, like 12 times There's like little badass soldier guys like stabbing people and like you know I Where are the movies for that? I was like four or five years ago right after it right? I think like four or five years ago right after it

I think whatever, whatever happened within Disney, right a little bit after Princess of the Frogger, right of that time, all their movies got this weird kind of like, you know, the feeling when you were a kid and you watch a movie, and one of the characters was like, would sing in the movie, and you got really, you get that wash of shame, but you knew your parents were watching. All Disney movies have that now, I feel like. I can ever watch Inside Out or Frozen with other people. I just feel like uncomfortable. And I saw Frozen recording theaters, and it felt a shame.

I can watch, like, Hercules or, like, the Lion King, or anything before that, and it'll totally be, you know, just good movies. I know it's a douchy thing to say, but like, they have a bit of edge to them. Like, even ants! People get, like, cut in half an ants. It's fucking... It's like, it's so much better than Bug's life. I know! It's just like, again, like, he's like a fish out of water.

I'm so tired of the concept of, I don't fit in in this group. I'm gonna go find my own fucking... What are you like, kids shows? Like, Spudge Bob. That's like a good show, period. Like, you can watch that with adults. You're not a bearest to watch it.

But like, my little pony, really you're gonna watch that and not feel embarrassed by it? Well, that's the fucking ladder. You know what I mean? like, I don't know, that's... Well, to me, my little pony, like, if we're gonna really get bare bones and start, like, really snarking on cartoons, I think Militopony is fucking, like, the shit you've seen a hundred times. It's just, oh, it's like, have you ever watched Veggie Tales? It's the same fucking thing. Dude, it really is. It's like, I watched it. It's like, I watched it. Yeah, it's like, it's like, oh, did you learn about sharing and not judging a book by its cover? Where are the 30-year-old male fans of Vegytales? They're like, I want human, man, right here.

Come out in the woodbooks, guys, go out of the closet. Do you guys? Do you guys ever see dockey-tecun? In the Donkey Kong cartoon, for some reason, in every episode, they had to have a song, but every kid watching it would just be like, It's like a 90s hip-all black guy. There's just no point. Why go through the effort of writing a song if every kid's going to hate it anyway? All the people that were dancing had to, like, show off how good their motion capturing is. They're always fucking, like, dancing when they're standing still.

He's like, what's the old guy's name? He's like, you're cranky? What's you doing with all my bananas? Like, he's always, like, fucking flailing his hands around. And then Craigch, he's like, you know, he's also, like, throwing his fucking hands around. Yeah, it's a compulsive to look at. But they have really good, like, dance choreography. Like, King Carolla is, like, fucking, like, spinning like a ballerina

and doing all these crazy dances and shit. Wait, this is a CGI show? Yeah, it's never heard of it. You've never seen a documentary. You've never seen a documentary? No. It's not really interesting. It's not on DVD.

I had it on VHS, yeah. Or VAT, yeah. They compiled all the episodes. It's like a movie called The Crystal Coconut or whatever. Did they? It was a TV show, but they also compiled a lot of episodes into a little-clock movie. Weird. Like the legend of the Crystal Coconut or something?

Yeah, I saw it at, like, a, blogpost, it was like, wow, this looks awesome. It's Donkey Kong and the TV show. And I put it around like 10 minutes in my dad left and I felt so bad. I'm disgusted for myself. Yeah. Yeah, I definitely feel like Disney movies have a kind of weird, even like the Lego movie. Like that was in a bad film,

but I felt like halfway embarrassed when I was watching the whole time. I felt I felt out of place. Yeah. It's target demographic. It's like nine-year-old. Yeah, I know. I heard that though, but so it was like SpongeBob or like any of the 90s Reds on TV. Wait, what are you talking about?

The Lego movie? I just can't stand that upbeat like, It means. It means. It just, it feels like. done but the writing is just like more bro humor I really hate this is so specific but that like crutch they use for writing where you hear like the same word over and over again like awesome for example like it's the awesome blade of

awesomeness yeah they'll be like I don't know it's having an adventure time like oh like what is that does bothers me more because they always they combine two random elements yeah yeah it's the space muffin amulet yeah wow wow it's a cut candy bear I fucking hate on Twitter and people say like so-and-so-so because reasons that's not funny I hate this that because I want to say oh no it mine is I did a thing oh yeah yeah I'm sorry for because there is a lot of I did a thing people that I'm following on yeah I'm sorry I swear to God you can make a generator for how to write a

adventure episodes take food and then animals and something else and put it together that said it's a very highly regarded so I'm not it's not a bit it's not a bad job just I'm knocking it that is that I haven't seen it I've seen it I just can't yeah I just can't judge you I don't know every character in all these shows acts like a bro the same character the only show that was built on the Concept of like actual like two bros that are like stoners in a way was regular show I liked regular show but regular show was actually like you know it's not like this like corky bro humor it's actually like fucking bro humor which is like actual bro humor was Clarence

the show with the molester creator guy yeah yeah he doesn't have something what let's just bring that up wait what I just I have to say clearance is actually pretty appealing yeah to clarify seriously he doesn't molest children but he fucking followed the lady who worked with him I think it's Asperger's we couldn't help it so Steve's universe. Steve the universe I actually get unitated with. I tried to give the first episode of chance. Steven universe is terrible. I'll try to give the other chance.

I talk to people, and they're like the whole first season where they're like, oh, what's his name? Steven gets better. And I'm like, yeah, we still are annoying fat care for the first half. The first thing's like, hey, I love donuts and pizza. Yeah, it's annoying. I have to throw that. I know. I know.

The whole first season of Stephen was just like him being a fucking idiot causing like big mass disasters. And I'm like, oh, he's a quirky fat kid. It's like, it's not funny. Stupid because he caused all the problems. and I'm not gonna feel sorry for some fat stumbling idiot who's trying to be friends with everybody. But they're like, no, in the later seasons he grows a character arc.

It's like, if your first fucking season is him being a dumpy idiot, and I don't care about your second season. Fuck your show. You're best of my show of Stevie Universe. He's like, well, he just made popcorn necklace and he drops it in a fucking portal, and then a big alien comes out. He's like, well, do you want a popcorn necklace also?

It's like the theme is popcorn necklace, and that's all he does. They're like, Steve, you fat, fuck, look what you did. And he's like, really made popcorn necklaces. They all laugh. That sounds hilarious. That's what it is. He's just kind of like a Mary Sue guy.

Yes, he's a married, he's a boring. Is this like an episode though? It's like you're supposed to put yourself with Steven, but you can't relate to all to Stephen. Yeah, I don't know, like, yeah, he caused problems. I thought of Barry Sue is like they don't do anything wrong, they're just perfect. No, he does do everything wrong. He means goody two shoes. He's like a goofy fat kid who wants to be friends with everybody.

Yeah, but they have like Squidward and patching stuff to... The point is that character can be done right. Well, apparently they've rid him right, like fucking seven episodes later. That's what I heard about BoJack as well. It gets good in episode 8. Oh, here's the thing for fucking writers. Don't make your characters get interesting when the whole, when the first fucking season is almost done. Yeah, if you have a show, you don't want to say, oh yeah, it gets good in episode 12 of season one. When I saw Seinfeld, like the later seasons got really good.

But the first seasons were still charming and good. It's still watching. But, I mean, the later ones got really funny. Someone told me that Final Fantasy 13 gets good 100 hours in. You literally said 100 hours in. Yeah, when people say me that, I'm like, mm-hmm, I'm not gonna play a game for 22 hours just to experience the fruits of fucking Final Fantasy and it's good sign. Okay, talk about Squid Billies

for exactly what did it. Okay, so Squidillies is one of those things where I remember everyone's like, oh, watch Squid Billies and I watched the first episode, it's just like these squid hicks that kill everybody and I'm like, oh, it gets good. I'm like, when does it start getting good? It's like, oh, it gets good by season three. No, they're just hicks. The only one that's

likable is his son, because he's a gullible idiot who gets caught with his dad. He's like, suck on the side of his shotgun. There's candy at the end of it. And he sucks on it, his fucking head explodes. He's like, you're not supposed to pull the trigger, idiot. It's like oh dude you know what's weird I sometimes watch like podcasts and stuff as background noise and sometimes I like watch Howard Stern clips and there's this like homophobic racist clown who's like an actual asshole and very unfuny and I found out very recently that this clown is the creator of brickelberry Oh, a clown. It's like this guy this guy doesn't it's called brickleberry He voices Bender the bear a clown from Howard Stern invented Brickleberry

That's what that's what bed there is. Yeah, it's just like oh he smokes it drinks and he's a little bear okay yeah yeah and that's TV shows like Brickleberry, Tori. I like Jesse in it. It's pretty funny. Yo, it's all, hoarse. It was so, BoJack. To be a brand new character, never seen before they teach a horror. I remember I watched the first episode I watched a Brickleberry.

The first episode I watched a Brickleberry, it was fucking, like, it was the one where these hillbillies bring, like, these hillbilly tornadoes. Like, they come in on tornadoes. Did you go watch that wiki, Corey? Yeah, they come in on tornadoes. It was trying to be so offensive as possible. Like, these like, overly stereotyped, like, guys where it's like, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just, it was just. written for the sake of being offensive and I was talking to like someone it's like when you write something of being just your whole point is being offensive and the

characters aren't likable there's nothing charming about them they're just charmingly offensive I was watching this thing I'm called a Captain Tardagrade on the Newgrounds thing yeah yeah yeah yeah and the character is like he's an asshole in a degree but he's not meant to be an assortland I really enjoyed those captain Targene's just like this guy who's like impervious and can't die but he's just like you know he's like he's trying to give like health safety tips yeah yeah yeah yeah and these kids just like stick their hands in fucking stockets sockets get electrocute and he's just like you learn your lesson he's like I learned I'm not a tardigrade he's like yeah good job

Terry yeah but it's funny because he didn't force is like stick your hand in the socket you hurt yourself dumb ass that it's none of that's none of that's not bricelberry is like trying to be as offensive as possible with no point I think I know what it is I think this even ties into adherence series too because you know you're your character no no serious in the sense of those starbarians yes your characters were like charmingly asses they're not they're not malicious characters Well, I don't think I've really done the idea justice yet, because each episode takes a fucking lifetime to make, but eventually I think I'll get that. Yeah, but when you get that, I think, like, the thing is, the offensiveness has to be a byproduct.

It can be the purpose. If you're trying to do something really funny and it just happens to offend, that's okay. If you're trying to offend and hoping it turns out funny, it's only funny to some people. That's gripple-bear. But even those people, people are going to know what you're doing, too. You can always tell you can, if you sit down around a joke and you say, how do I offend somebody, how do I be in a thing? That's pretty bad. Because like these like tractors landed and these hillbillies are sitting in their fucking like pulled out seats and then they're like yeah

Look at these fucking it's the writers and they're like I'm gonna go fuck my sister Writers are like like they watch future on they're like bender's really funny let's make all of her characters like bender's like Yeah, there's like there's like there's like yeah exactly you need contrast yeah, never would be an asshole Yeah and no what they do is they see bender act like a cunt and they're like that's funny but they don't realize that bender always gets his come up into the exactly like carmman like yeah the one at the time that carm like basically gets his one up on the someone in the Scott Tenement episode, that is like so earned. It's like monumental.

It's funny too, because it's so flipped. Yeah, and you also hate Scott Tenement too, so he's exactly. I always thought that Bender was one of the best well-written characters. He is, in all regard, supposed to be a shitty character. He steals, he's mean, he's an asshole, he kills, and he's like, wants to kill all humans. But then he meets Frye, and Fry's like his best friend. So you get this like humanitarian side to him where he loves Fry and he'll do anything for him. But he'll be like, Fry,

I'll kill humans for you. Like he's like, so he like, he'll stab someone to save Frye. Like he'd be like, hold on, I'll help you, Frye and he puts a person in front of him

that gets penetrating. He's like, no, no, we're good. We're all squared off. So you're saying this kind of a balance. Yeah, because you need like that, if you have somebody

who's just a belligerent asshole, even like him where he's just like a conniving, manipulative. Like, he goes, he like cheats on women robots, but he's like, you know, he clearly has a humanitarian even when he gets his cumptits,

he's still like, you still feel sorry for him when he's like, where quote-unquote the whole cast is like assholes or jerks like like Seinfeld are always sunny oh god yeah where the main cast is supposed to be kind of jerks they still make it appealing and everybody in that world hates them and they constantly lose their losers they're always losing i don't like that show drawn together you ever watch that yeah that show is an offensive for we talked about that i like the concept

to the show i like the some of the animation in it but my god like what's his name captain hero he's just horrible horribly offensive i think it's not funny it's just like okay and yeah He fucks corpses. I know, right? Like, that... Homer is obviously classic character, but... Fucks corpses. I mean, season 27, it goes out to be fair.

There's one character I do like and drawn together, and that's Woldor sockbag. The little, like, yellow guy? Spongebob. Yeah, SpongeBob, because his character, like, Woldor, he's just, like, gullible idiot. He's, he's like people's friends. But he's no vindictive. He's no vicious. Yeah, exactly. He can be vindictive, but that's only if he's manipulated.

He's a nice guy. He tries to be. be nice but people are mean to him and when he is an asshole it's kind of charming because he's really bad at it when you see his character you're like he's a really entertaining character in that sense it's like so strange because the gay character um Zander yeah he'll kill somebody for no reason he'll just be like a mafia guy like cutting someone up and you'll just be like you give me your fucking money and then the next time you'd be like fucking a guy and it's just like weird like you don't even care about it's all just try to yeah it's try too hard like

like spakey pig is a shitty fucking character I hated spakey pig they're all essentially the same character They're all just like horribly offensive murdering psychos. That's why I think Rick and Morty is so good because like Rick, he's a selfish asshole. He's like... He's always right usually though. Yeah, yeah, but he always does it for the greater good if you watch it. Like, I don't think Chris has seen, I don't want to spoil it. I mean, I've seen a few of them.

There's a part where he fucking makes a robot that hands in butter. And then he puts butter on the plate and he's like, what do I do now? He's like, oh, you're created for butter and that's your... Oh yeah, yeah. And then he's like... He has enough sentience to know that he's like, this is my purpose in life is to hand butter. But he's like, welcome to the human race. But he doesn't mean it to be a dick.

No, it's just a revelation like, well, welcome to the club cut. It's not like, fuck you, it's good bad. That joke in The Simpsons where Kirk Van Houten's like, oh, I sleep in a racing car. And Homer was like, I'm sleeping a big bed with my wife. It's so fucking cruel. It's super, super cruel. But the fact that Homer doesn't know he's being cruel,

he's just a dumb ass, he's being honest. It's like, not only is it funny, like, it's like funny because he's being a dick, and that's just kind of... There's like three layers of comedy, yeah. It's super funny. Wait, what is he saying? The look on his face, literally, too. I sleep in a nice house with a big bed with lots of money.

Oh, yeah, the guy's divorced, he's kind of trying to press over and says, I sleep in a racing car, where do you sleep? And Homer says, I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Yeah, the guy's like being an ass and he's like, where do you sleep? He's just like, so he deserves it. He's just like smiling, like happy. He does not mean to be a dick. He's just too stupid to know he's being a dick.

And that's so much funny. To Homer's why, he's just answering him. Yeah. To be fair, that's how like old, like, you know, old family guy, how Peter used to be written. He wasn't mean. He was just an idiot. He was just an idiot. He was an lovable oaf.

Yeah, he was an oaf. He was an idiot. He's like, he's like, guys, I did this the liberty of selling all our furniture for beer. And they're like, why did you do that? He's like, everybody likes beer. He doesn't, because he doesn't realize it.

That is such a season one family guy, yeah. He's like, Peter, what do we sleep on? He's like, don't worry, Lois, I already got you coming. There's like bed made out of beer. Come up with a season 12 family guy joke on the spot. Stui and Brian who stared Blakely at the camera and there's a dead body.

What does Stewie say? I'll be Brian. Yes, describe the joke in detail when it's not funny it works. It smells like a dead body in here. It smells like a dead body in here.

Yeah, and then Brian would be like, yeah, let's cut her open and get inside of her. Then they cut her open and pull her out. He's like, ooh, I found a new magazine to read. That's the joke. Season 12 family guys like... Did you laugh? They would just try to be offensive.

It's like, oh, what's the first thing to ride? It's like, the liver. You think there's any beer in there and I'll rip it open and then they'll come and start fucking it. It's like... Dude, I was watching a thing where like, Peters tried to impress Chris. And so he was.

walks over and brings a decapitated head of a child and he's like, look, I took you in that bully. I can't tell you. That's real. Is it real? And then Chris says, that's not my bully. And Peter says, oh, whoops? That's the joke. Tadda! Hey, Peter, what did you get up to today? I raped some whore. She deserved it, though, because she was asking for. She was with a skirt. Fucking slut. By the way, black should be slaves again. I can't believe my friend to fall.

I can't believe you got sick of the forel to write that joke to the podcast. Oh. That was another thing I can't stand that they do is when they were like drag something out way too fucking long. Yeah, like 12 minutes of an 18s movie, just recreated shot for shot. You know what I think? Take it away, please. The writer's office early that day. What sucks is that they do that like, it's a win-whip for them because if you know the reference,

you're like, oh, it's that reference. But if you don't know it, they just see what they. really clever. He said before all I did it in 10 which is why that's what I lost respect for. He stole, he stole a joke from the airplane. From airplane, yeah. But Airplane's a comedy film. Yeah. It's not homage to that point. It's joke theft. Yeah. What was the joke?

It was the joke. It was like, how did we meet? Yeah, how did they meet the girl? And then in the bar and he walks in and does they dance to the thing? You know what I mean? It's the same exact thing. But like, yeah, to the people who've never seen airplane. It's like, that was a funny joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The people who have seen airplane. It's like, that was a funny reference. But see, I hadn't seen an airplane

Yeah, he hadn't seen Airplay. So I left at the theater when I saw that part. That was the only joke I laughed at. But I was like, that's where Airplay, dude? You know that part? I was like, oh. You know what I think the problem is? We'll just say this strictly.

I think this is the problem with like the new PowerPuff girls is they take a trait and they blow up to 100. So like if Dewey was at any point of cross-tressing gay man, gay baby, sorry, that he is a fucking super homo cross-dresser in like the newer season. It's called planarization. What I was about to say, yeah, the planarization. It's exactly what it like, it's, like, it's exactly what it's, like, it's the new pop-of-girls like, you know, the tomb-boy was buttercup, but in the older one,

she kind of was a tomboy at occasion. She showed her tomboyness, but she wasn't consistently like, oh, let's get in Brofight. I'm so awesome. I'm so cool. She's like a dyke now. Yeah, she's just like a boringly written dyke. And like all the other characters are just boring, over and set. And some of them don't even make sense.

Like in the old one, fucking like bubbles is just like this like innocent, cutesy girl who played with dolls. And this one, she's just like, she's catching up on the hottest memes and she's fucking like listening to twerk songs. It's like, get the fuck out of you. It's not accurate at all. She checks, though you read every day. She's refreshing troll face on Wikipedia.

There's a new episode of The Simpsons where Smothers comes out as gay. Like, did the person who wrote that not get that the joke is the Smithers... Is that real? Yes. Like, he comes out as gay. No, you're not getting Smithers. He hides that he's gay. Yeah, that's the joke.

Yeah, they run out of shit at this point. I get it. I was watching a new episode. They did some bit where it's like Lenny and Carl were like holding hands. And like, they played it seriously. And Marge was like, oh, good for them. I was waiting for the joke. That was it.

No, it's just they're gay. They're gay faggots and they fuck. They fuck in the bar. He's like, what's his name? He's like, hey, homie. Who the fuck is that? Hey, Homer. That was a weird, like, four different voices.

Hey, homie. You used Monge's catchphrase. Who's the guy with, like, crazy red hair? A barney, yeah. No, who's the guy who's like crazy, like, red hair who's like, Side Show Bob. There's, like, so much porn of Side Show Bob. What?

Bart. Honestly, of all the porn, like, if you think of, like, you know, um... His hair, like his pubs? Yeah, if you think of Bart fucking, like, Lisa, or like, Marge fucking Bart or Homer fucking... All this, like, stuff, of them fucking, the family fucking each other. There's way more of sideshow Bob, like, carving lines in the Bart's head while he fucks it. The Side Show Mell ever getting on the action? Like, take his bone out and shove his... Oh, no, no, it's always Siteshow Bob and Bart, because I remember, like, Sight Show Bob wanted to kill Bart.

Sight Show Mell was such a funny character. 20 characters. Yeah, he's good. He's just a failure for the bomb. So, that's always been interesting to me. You'd expect to see more like a march, but there's more sideshow Bob. It's progressive now these days. Oh my God.

Homer Gay, Hipped you. Smith has released the dogs. Oh no. I must run away. It was a Simpson bit. I, Dr. Marvin Monroe. That was a spicy effort. You're dead after season one. I'll be African-American smithers.

That'll work, I'll work in audio form. Beacon, man, beer can. I told Corey yesterday that if he says beer can, they'll sound like a Jamaican saying bacon. Beacon, man, beer can. I really delighted Corey. Beacon. Dude, his face lit up.

His little face. He had a baby face, smile. What the? He does CSI there to see why that was so weird. That's the troll. Still trying to escape my membrane. You know the troll side of me? I suppressed it with, like, recent

ears, but it's gonna come out of these days. He's gonna kill out of your body, like the fucking alien. Is that your picture of fucking Charles Banson? Listen, if anyone's like, Charles, how are you feeling? He was like, do that, deep, dab, do, do, do, do, do. He fucked himself up on, like, the psychedelics and stuff. Because he thought, like, you know,

like, it was the end of all time. He was like, what do you think? He was trying to start a race for by killing. Yeah, he's trying to start a race for. Like, he thought, like, he was doing good. But who hasn't? You know what I mean? We've all had a bad days.

He always gets a really hot girlfriend to visit them a prison. Yeah, he's been married like five times since he's been in. Oh yeah. That's because... I think at this point they've released him, he just started killing again. They'd be like, well, I guess we didn't really... It's a guy... ...can convince anybody to kill anybody again.

I do it for him. Well, this time you could knock over as a walker and you would be able to do much. If you just do those faces, you just ask them questions. Yeah, do that. Maybe that's why give so many girlfriends. They're just like, let's put your head down that. I'm gonna ask you a question. You just...

You just... He's Gerald Mc Boing Boing in the real world. That's his real name. Gerald Big Boing Boing? I said one kid who's like, Gerald, make a sound effect. And he's like, make it like loud, fucking long sounds.

So like Gerald Big Boing Boing's in his room and he's like going, like an alarm clot for his parents. He's a little boy. He can replicate sound effects. Who is this? Cartoon character from the 50s, like an old UPA cartoon. Yeah, it looks kind of like Peabody and Sherman's style.

But Rocky and Bullwinkle looking kind of yeah like he basically can make any sound effect any sound he couldn't talk He could only do something is it a real boy is he sure? No, no no he's a cartoon like like mr. Magoo or something Yeah like if he heard his mom and dad fucking upstairs like Then he'd be able to make that exact sound effect with it? Oh like that bird that's like yeah he's a liar bird in a real person's body You ever think someone's like gerald like what's like a wet puss sounds like that and pencil shoved in it and he's like I can do that I can do that super accurate Gerald what does the human voice sound like

You can make a hot Like jail Make pussy farting sounds Hello I am Gerald Hello I am Gerald He just says a fucking hot attack He's like If Gerald McBoing boy and is my friend

I would just be telling him Joe McBoy boy make realistic pussy sounds He's like Jack off to him Make realistic diarrhea noise That's all you do. Like, do it again. And he goes to somebody's sad.

He can he do different, like, textures and sound effects? Yes, he can do anything. Can he pop out, like, diarrhea on cement or a basketball? Yes, yes, yes. Because he have a roster of different soundings. He can do literally any soundway. Any sound. He can do an animal sound.

Yes. Can he push the president? He could be like, I did it. I shot JFK. Why did the fucking Soviet's capture? Would dissect him and fucking do it. Having people orders like the president, yeah. Every single day he got home from school,

his mom would have to beat the bad words out of him and go, fuck. That's why he can't talk. That's right, you only make fucking noises. You're like, boing boy, against the kitchen floor. His lips are really swollen up. Is there you only make fart sounds and animal sounds? That's all boing's category goes.

He's like, if you listen closely, he can do. That's what I'm saying. He's like a fucking pain. He's like a parrot. He's like a parrot. Have you ever seen videos of like parents sitting? in cages where they like make like the sound of like baking cooking and like fucking yeah yeah yeah then they're like what so was ready do they actually like have a

comprehension of language or no no what no what's the one with the baby with a purple crayon what you're talking about kaiu no dude kai is like a dumb cancer patient always gets grounded how come every time i bring up kaiu everyone says he has cancer he's a little chemo patient he's not just this little spoiled shit like for fucking babies who gets grounded how come the backgrounds are never colored in properly because they're in like a fucking endless void, they all died years ago. Didn't you see the creepy plastic? Predatory. It's not a Frederator! 107 facts about Khadian being dead.

It's Khayu, if cancer and died, and then like all these items are from his, like, fucking patient's room. That's what they said about Pokemon. They said Pokemon was like, he got in a fucking coma, and that's why he doesn't ride bikes anymore, because he got a coma because of the bike accident. And that's why, like, he sees Nurse Joy and everyone in the same town, no matter where he goes, because he's in a coma, so the only first people he saw is the reason why he sees them. This is based on an old Game Boy game, extremely limited memory resources, probably. No, this is based on the anime, not the fucking video game. Harry.

This is a Pokemon Yellow, dude. Are there any underrated films that you've seen, animated films that you've seen? Ah, underrated, underrated. Like, how the fuck does it have more, like, love for it? It's a movie called Rock and Rule, which is an old 80s movie, where they had, like, real-life musicians, like, Blondie, and I think Lou Reed do songs for the soundtrack. But this, like, music is part of it. And it is kind of, like, a furry movie, because it's, like, it's, like, it's. It's like a world of dog people, but it's super beautiful.

And I never hear anyone talk about it. What's it called? Rock and Rule. And it's kind of like very dark, very kind of gritty looking. It's kind of like a cool dystopian rock and roll action movie, but it's from like 1981. It's interesting learning what stuff you never really see until you're older and you realize that all this stuff is online. You've been totally just watching. That's a great question, but like it's going to hit me six hours from now and finally have an answer.

In this house, we've watched like Triplets of Belleville like a million times. That's a great movie. Like the dog. Yeah, the dog's great, like his eyebrows when he's like... Yeah, his little tiny stick legs supporting his weight. He's so much like a real dog. I always had like a thing for like old like movies where like people were brought into a cartoon world. I always thought that was such a cool concept.

Like a Roger Rubb like anything? Oh yeah. Like I was really... I like rockadoodle. You remember that? I like the beginning of Rockadoodle. I thought it was really cool. They're making Space Jam too. Like, you know what I'm talking about where they like brought into the world.

The second they're brought in and it's like, then they keep going. I'm just, I don't even care anymore. more I'm tired of it. There's a recent commercial that Mike, I think it's Mike did, where there's basketball players, live action basketball players and they put in animated Looney Tunes characters and it's awful. Like the animation is acceptable, but there is

no physical comedy with the Looney Tunes characters. Oh, they just get like pushed on the ground? Yeah, like there's no more like, you know, people going through black holes or getting like a frying pan on the head and their eyeballs coming out or anything. There's none of that shit. They basically could have done that's just like... Midgeets. It's just for babies.

Like, and it was Tudie? Yeah. I'm feeling the new Space Jam would have 3D like... Oh, you can't do that on the Looney Team stuff. They're making a Space Jam too. They did, though, and it looked really good. It's been on the cards for a while, and apparently LeBron James is going to be in it, but I don't really see it happening. No, nobody knows who fucking...

He's... Yeah. I hear him more... I'm hearing more... Will Bill Murray be in it? I'm telling you right now, Space Jam was a product of its time. It's one of those movies. It's one of those movies.

Just the product of its time. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry to go back to this for a second, but Zach asked about good animated movies. I watch a lot more shows than movies. There's a TV show called Galaxy High. It's done by Chris Columbus, who is directed like the first Harry Potter guy. Yeah, and like a movie called The Young Sherlock Holmes. It's like a stupid 80s cartoon about a boy and a girl that go to a high school in space, and it's like filled with aliens.

Lloyd in Space. But watch episode one if you want to see like an amazing cartoon that is super underrated. Is it an 80s cartoon or 80s style cartoon? No, it's an 80s cartoon, but like it's actually funny and animation's beautiful. It's funny to me as an adult in 2016. Yeah. If the episodes after it's not super good, but like, Like for a 20 minute short film.

It's like they've tried their hardest to do good with the pilot, but they had like, you know, you have like a Hellbenders. Ow! What? Can I, Zach, when in this episode of Hellbenders next?

Put a date on it now. 2067. Here's a preview right here, folks, just for you. Baddazza, man. Hey, you're gonna say, yeah,

kharasco. Why, you said, Do I hear that's do, don, We're talking about shows that I just don't understand. Like, I saw Code Ljoko. The hell is that?

It's this anime, in air quotes, where they have, like, these, the fucking... They have, like, the massive forehead. Someone actually took a shot of, like, one of the girls and put the fucking entire theme song on top of her forehead, it fit perfectly. So you can fit the entire theme song on their fucking forehead. That's how big it. It's like a light bulb.

But the whole entire show is just rehash of old French scenes. Like, in the actual cartoon, they did one episode, where they explain how they go into like the like virtual world. It's kind of like almost like this video game side to it where they go into this virtual world. But they like read, they use this animation of specifically where people get into an elevator. They go into this factory and they repeat the same like 3D animation they had. And it's like the same like weird plots where like this like Xana guy infect something where it's like he may infect it so all the doors are locked in the school.

It's because like a boarding school or he may make it so people can't leave the room. Like all the rooms are the same when they keep going through doors. So it's like weird like that. And they're running into the elevator. And he's like running after them and then he like calmly gets into the elevator because they were reusing the animation And then when they reopen it the animation he comes out all evil looking again But they used an old shot of him where he looked fucking normal and then they made him like calmly walk towards the thing and then immediately cut to him like running towards the stuff So they didn't even properly edit it. There's probably two hours of reused animation

I think of all your thoughts is what do you think of the like when you see those Disney How Disney reuse the lot of animation like of the dancing cycle I could understand it See what it's because it's more like harder probably to do like because I remember I remember seeing like the, like, it was like a 30 minute thing of like the sword in the stone and, like, Robin Hood. Yeah, there was quite a few, like, walk cycles and dancing and like that, I think they reuse the animation for the snake and, um, uh, uh, Robin Hood and also. Yeah, there's only like five or six examples that people everyone points out. It's not even that.

Yeah. Is it purely done out of laziness or is it slightly like, oh, that's kind of, let's have a little Easter. It's a little homage, you know? I feel like, you could go either way. It's not like, it's not a family guy when it's cheap and it's just you're pulling out of a library. to like want to pat ourselves on the back too much, but animation's a huge ballache. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes you might want to take a shortcut. Like those movies are amazing and a lot of respect.

Well, to be, to be fair though, the sword of the stone reuse the animation in their own cartoon. Like, they reused the same thing shot like... But I never know, I never noticed until some smart ass on YouTube, like, took different clips. Wow, you called yourself an animator? It's like... Disney's cutting corners doing full emotion rotoscope. What a bunch of hats. It's not like it cuts to fucking Steamboat Willie and he's like pulling the sword out. You know?

You don't notice until some nerd points it out. Yeah, some nerd is like fucking like... It's dancing to make sure what these... A lot of movies reuse props too and props and other things. Harry, yeah. Did you ever take a shortcut in animation you were like ashamed of? No, no, no, no, not that was ashamed of, really. Um...

What about you? What about you? You're proud of you're like, no one's gonna fucking know about this. Okay, this is kind of nerdy. I posted this before on Twitter. Um, basically anytime you see fire in a cartoon of mine, it is the same fire effect. The exact same one?

Yep, the exact same one. I just copy and paste of the frames. It works, you know? Like, yeah. What if there was like, You know, you're in a cave and there was torches come out, would use the same fire out of both of them? What I would do is, there's different timing.

I would grab one, I would flip one, and offset the timing by about six frames, nobody's ever gonna notice. No one's ever gonna notice. You wanna hear something crazy? You know the music video, the, the, I know you too well? Yeah, the I know you too well music video I did.

Yeah. There was only 17 backgrounds. Whoa. Except for like the part where they point and stuff. That sounds like a lot, but that video is like crazy. Yeah. So there was, and also, the Sanay and included finale season two, there was only 60 backgrounds.

So I reused, like 60, think of 60. It was a fucking 17 minute cartoon, and there was 60 backgrounds. Jesus. But the backgrounds were these huge scapes, and then you could zoom into. And then you can take a background, and you can swap it and flip it around. I do that all the time to save, like, stuff.

Because when I'm like, I don't want to fucking redo this, because it took too long. So I'm just gonna take it. You used to do that shit, too, with blood. It's just have a blood spurt that happened in every single cartoon. Yeah. I like seeing the same, see, uh, like that, action blood spurt in like every action essential video yeah yeah yeah

they never take shortcuts i see movies with that now i'm like come on i didn't want to get is like action essential is a bloodsper number two good guys they don't even like hide it well it just looks horrible yeah you always see the same little rocks in the explosion coming out of the ground like they don't realize that light reflects off of blood no yeah yeah it just it just looks like a flat image i spent like literally six hours trying to export a fucking animation of like Like, when she shoots herself in the head and, like, a little gunfire on, like, the bullets in, like, the Sailor Man cartoon. I spent, like, six hours just doing that alone just to export the scene where she, like, shoots herself in the blood splatters. And it's just, like, that wasn't worth it.

That was stupid. So I have to envy the people who actually sit there and do all that stuff, because that fucking sucks. You know, we all, we have it easy compared to the guys who are to do it on fucking paper. And light, like, cavemen. We have it easy. We could order a Chinese food. They had to, like, flip a thing and then, like, take pictures of it. Could you imagine like the worst thing that can happen is Flash can crash with sucks?

But imagine like physically ripping a tear or something. It must be a huge pain of the ass. Oh yeah, they can't spill their noodles on it. Yeah, there's no chance of backup for you if you're... I don't get how they, like, how do they make it look like it's underwater? Like a giant piece of warped glass, they have to slide under this... How did you do... Like, hadron collider of a fucking... I actually always think of that.

Yeah, how do they make things look underwater? I don't understand like old 80s anime stills. Like when you see an anime and then you see the stills of it, you're like, this was moving at one point. Yeah, it's... How do you look like a masterpiece is like art? Yeah, it's like, how do you paint this? Then you realize that they like sometimes cut corners where they do it by hands. Yeah, but sometimes they cut corners will have a background and then they'll have a shade of brown that slightly brighter.

That's the crumbling part of like a ground or something. They made fun of it in one of these like anime things, but they actually like, if you really look in an anime up close, you could actually see where the painted background has parts that aren't fully done and they look like they're drawn on top of it. But you don't normally look at that because it's actually really hard to do. Like when I was doing backgrounds, like when people make backgrounds and they look all kind of, they just look like sploges of color, but they somehow look great. That's like harder to do than to make things look realistic to me anyway. What always bothered me, even as a kid, was when in like Scooby-Doo, they'd be like, what, where's the monster's movie? That's supposed to be shaggy.

That's pretty good. Dead shaggy. Um, but it would be like, they'd be like, shaggy overdosing. A couple of like, like, I don't know, sarcophaguses or something, like land up against the wall. And one of them's clearly a cell and not part of background. Oh, yeah, yeah. I wonder where he is. What was a cartoon that parodied that where they drew the bush?

And it jumped out of the painted one. I was, what the point? There's an anime that made fun. They finally, they say, like, oh, don't worry, it's not gonna move. It's like part of the background. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. And then the actual, like, the fucking painted one falls apart and it looks beautiful. It's insane.

It's the same in like Resident Evil, where you're like, like, you can see the clock is like not part of the rendered background. It's like a crappy, low-poly model. It's gonna move. It's only because it moves to the side. The characters got like hiding in a bush that he's gonna put his legs out and start walking in the busch? Yeah, but I was playing like the new Final Fantasy 9 with the HD remake for Steam. All the backgrounds are like these horrible fucking like 240p quality of like mushed backgrounds and whenever there's clearly a character in the background, he's just laying on the picture.

Did they not have like those images saved as 3D models? I was thinking like can they not just replace them? No, they can't because it's at the time they made it. It's kind of immersive in a way. Yeah. If you see like this like pixely shadowstone you're like, what is that? It's gonna do something. But now you see this super like HD monster in a corn, you're just like, oh, it's right there.

I can't miss it, there's no like artifacts blocking it when they zoom out far away. So you don't have that PS1 charm. Yeah, because he's a blend kind of. Yeah, put a little noise grain over it all and helps. Yeah, but when I see like something like Dragon Ball Z, I'm just like, they're painted over the background. How does this, how do you do this? I got this panning cell of Dragon Ball Z when Goku first lands to fight Freeza. It's like, so fucking cool.

It's insane, but it's like on a painted background and then you like, you take the layer off where he's called, He's cult comes on in the background. It's just like, what? I got that, I can show you later. I love, like, I would really like to see a documentary. I've always thought if I had a lot of money one day. I'd make a documentary about the people that, like, animation is outsourced too.

Like, the, basically, a lot of them are Korean women. That's drawing together. Drawing together was done completely with Korean animators. I wanna see the lives of these people that just have to draw all day. Like, it's kind of, it's gonna be weird and... I saw, there was, it was just, like, a... On the internet of just, like, uh, Korean animators and like, they're where they live.

And they usually live in, like, these, like, kind of, There's like a bed and a tablet and they always have these like things where they can lie in bed It does not much room. So it's fucking depressing. Yeah, it's not a great lifestyle. They get paid like based on like, I remember the reason like with super and stuff they were paid based on like their, the amount of cells they made. So that's why it's, you know like Dragon Mall Super was so crappy. They're probably like I need to fucking eat.

So I'm gonna just rush through this shit. It's like $4 to sell or something. Exactly. They didn't make fucking beans on that. It's like robbery. It's like if you were animating and they were like, we'll give you $4 every minute of anime. I don't get it like if you spread the wealth just a little bit more like surely all the best guys in town We want to go work you but then it's weird because like you hire these animators right like these like these big company

anime people that like you know like trigger and like madhouse they hire like there's like a name for it I don't know what it's called but they hire these animators who specifically do fight scenes or specifically focus on this and they give them tons of fucking money to do like these fight scene animations like tiny like 15 seconds would look phenomenal but they give them so much money to do it then they give these people like this like the people who do sell art, they give them like fucking nothing. Yeah, the anchors kind of. It's so weird. It's like the, like, the, like, opposite. Like, they clearly want to pay animators because Naruto costs, like, fucking millions of dollars to get their fight scenes in there. And then they do, like, they fucking pay them shit for, like, the simple cells and stuff,

and, like, the old, back in the days and stuff. On a side note, though, did you ever see the How Popeye's made video? Back in the 50s or something, there was, like, one of those, like, how Popeye is made? And, like, have you seen that? If it's, like, from the old Fleischer era Pop-Ays, where they actually made a model, the background those ones yeah yeah yeah man it was like insane they'd like not then we send it off to the printing presses then we send it off to the guy who does this then we

send it off to like 40 people work on like one frame yeah just keep shipping them off to different departments and like huge big machines and shit those pencil shavings are swept out by a brown fellow he looks happy for luck he eats them there's little i think we talked with there's little the disney tutorial he's gonna walk in disney studios he's like these pretty girls, kind of the cells, it's a group full of like, I think somebody was talking to... It was girls on the Popeye as well coloring the cells. What was with it? Yeah, I think there was also some rule I was hearing about that there was like the concern of girls. Yeah, with Disney passed around a memo telling them that the animators were all married men and that the color, ink and paint girls shouldn't bother them.

Don't mess around. No. You don't think it is, I don't think it's like, in some things. I think it's because girls know how to color in between the lines. I don't know how to do that. Yeah, they're probably more organized. They're probably more organized in the coloring. Like, when you see girls like, you're like, you're just like, you're just like,

They have these pretty pictures and guys are all fucking messy with their lines everywhere. You guys are scribbles. Scratches. Yeah. Looks more vile. That's what me, I can't color them between all my shit's all. If you really like zoom in close, you would give me a fucking F. You give me an F for my coloring.

Then you see these people who are like prestigiously like color stuff. You're just like, hmm, I can't do that. Not even on a coloring book. This is amazing how many people have lost their jobs just going digital. Yeah. Just ink that shit with a big paint film. You ever see the video of the guys showing how they made an old painted panning shot? where they have like four layers of glass all like a like a photo away for each other with the camera facing down

and it's like okay guys let's do it so like there'll be four guys with their fingers on each dial to the side and they'll twist it like one like you know fraction or whatever and the glass will like move an inch down or whatever and then they'll take a picture and each person will have to do that when they just go use afterfax that's what i'm saying it's fucking a second it's looking after effects looks better and it's like two seconds to do that when afterfx came they were like Fuck! Shit! When they did it like 30 minute pilot for Southpuck, they must have been fucking like wanting to kill themselves. You can see actually in the first episode, you can see, like some of it, they went digital

halfway through the episode. Really? So like you can see that some of it's like crappy paper animation. Then it's... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like... I don't blame them though. Yeah.

Imagine having you put that little hand and put a mouth. That sucks doing flash when you're like, hello, I went to the story, you kind of doing it out. Yeah. Imagine replay it all like a fucking like a... Oh my god, yeah. I always loved how the image. intro though of like South Park was them like putting the characters together on paper. Yeah, yeah. But it was just that was it.

It was Maya to animate the whole show and you think they switched a couple years ago. You think they just make their own software. I don't know. They animated the game in Maya. They are kind of like, it's funny because like you know how animators it just will not fucking upgrade people like, oh join CSC and I'm like no fuck you I'm doing CCS3. I'm not ready to learn a new program. These guys are the same way they're like, no we've been using Maya we're gonna use Maya to animate the game and they're just like okay. What are they were saying when they first start out they had to have a room full of giant computer is just a process it would take like a week to just now they can do it on the fucking apple laptop you guys probably talked about it before but that five days to air documentary

is such awesome it's so cool i love watching tri parker be like like go from like laughing think it's the best episode to him being miserable yes like the day before is like this is the worst thing i've ever done i feel like that on all my projects it's just it's like stretched out it's not five days it's like five months yeah you see all the emotions in like that's usually after every project they do like i get on a project i sketch it i color it i'm like it's looking good and then by the I'm just like, it sucks. There's so many mess. There's so many errors. There's so many mess. It's not even look good. It's not interesting. I recommend that documentary to anybody who wants to watch how they do self-punk. It's called five days to do it. It's almost kind of like scary and stressful. It's not six days there. It's five or six. It's one of those two. Five doesn't work choice.

What episode were they working on in that document? I think it was actually a bad one. It was a human centipad. Oh yeah. That's like one of the worst episode. Which you feel worse for because you see how hard they worked on it. Yeah, exactly. That's the thing. It's like we're making fun of like these like Phoenix Wright animators who are doing a horrible job but they're getting paid four dollars per sell and you're like they just came off Book of Mormon or like shit we have to do South Park so they're like but it's like how do they fit in the episodes where suddenly there's like an entirely new style I don't know dude like I think they kill themselves basically yeah yeah yeah sometimes like do like some like crap in advance I think the um good

times with weapons whatever it's called or the heavy the heavy or the major boomage one yeah yeah that was insane they really had to go by with that's like everybody's always going how do you make something look stupid it's simple but also get a cartoon out frequently. And I did something that looks cheap and it also looks appealing. Yeah. It doesn't look shitty.

And you could make a 22 minute episode in fucking five days. I wish I'd like nailed that style. Like I wish I had come up with that. No, me too. That's what I say. I'm jealous that I did something. Yeah.

Because I would love to find something that I think is appealing but it's really, really that simple. I can't do it. Every time I try and do it, I'm like, no, that just looks lazy. It looks like I'm not trying. Yeah. Because on one head you have self-puck, either head you have a family guy,

which is lazy in a different way, but you can tell it's lazy. And it takes a lot longer to make. Yeah, exactly. I want to know how much the anime is on Family Guy, like the Korean, you know, people... I'm telling you know how many islands made of gold, Seth MacFarlane needs to buy it. Well, people don't understand my beef with Family Guy sometimes, but like... If Family Guy came out of the gate looking bad, I probably wouldn't give us much shit.

But it came out of the game looking pretty good. It looked good. If you go back in season 3, the characters move frequently, the backgrounds are a little... They're not using the light tool. It's a little bit messy looking, but it's appealing. Remember that scene where Tom Tucker, the news guy, He's walking in the hallway really slowly. It's like a million fucking frame.

It's like it's done on ones. Yeah. Whoa. The Simpsons is kind of doing a similar thing. I was watching on the plane over here, some stuff from season 26. Actually, not super unfunny. I will give it that. Yeah, sometimes it hits.

Honestly, every new episode of the Simpsons I watch, I'm like, it's not as bad as I thought it was going to be. It's weird because you see a comparison. You see a comparison to the old one and then like you see it now and it is a little more like, it's a little more by the books like produced. So you see like the straight two. frame, but it's still like they're trying to move, they're trying to move more. I think the biggest hit, I'll say it's about the Simpsons, if you actually look at how often the characters move around, they're not like stiff, they move around. Yeah, much better than the thing that took the hit was the, um, the colors are a lot more bland. Yeah, the lines, the lines are less like prominent. They're very, like, simple, like, flash marks.

Yeah, these are weird, weird, like, purple greens and stuff. All the lines are the same thickness, and the characters look like they're made of cement. There's no squash and stretch. No. Like, they are, they look rock solid. Where are, like, home Man, there's a shot in the Simpsons movie of like Marge, like screaming or something, like she spins around and her hair does this flip And it's from the movie. It's not from like that long ago and it looks so out of place because they actually Stretched Marge out, you know they played their like two-s-bogglesed you know you've seen that a comparison it was like the old Simpson's intro versus the new Yeah, and Marge's hair

She'll do some weird like twirl thing yeah fluidity and then in the head one is just the head turns like it's like an action figure Yeah, like they copy her head and flipped it. Yeah, she's looking left to right. That's what it looks like yeah like one frame. Just threw one in between. Yeah. I read actually a blog from the animator that did that. And they said that the um, the fist shake that Maggie does to the unibrow baby at the end.

Yeah. He didn't even animate that. Somebody else got a hold of it and was told add the fist shake in so it's two frames. There's no in between. Was that the same blog where the guy talks about how he animated the crows and they told them to like take out frames? Yeah, it might be. Yeah. I also heard that another thing is like they actually can't overly animate everything because like they're like, no.

Yeah. I read a blog about it's a guy who was like talking about animating crows. crows and the Simpson intro and the guy said that looks too good take frames out yeah exactly he said okay and he took them out I think you get better stuff if you just give it to animators and basically say this is your shot keep it relatively on model make sure you begin and end the right poses for the next shot so they all line up basically mean and just give us good stuff did you ever see the Simpsons and Family Guy crossover episode oh no dude actually it was really good it starts off horrible it was so fucking funny

they're the end of it they give up and they're just like fuck you both audiences It was just like it starts off, you think it's gonna be awful. They made it work. On the animation front, they have like a chicken fight, which is not funny at all, but it looks really nice. They use like, they use smear frames on video. Yeah, yeah, which is weird as fun. I thought that was the funniest part. I don't eat the chicken.

It's funny. You think it's gonna be terrible because the first start of it, but it gets so much better. But the fight scene looks visually really good. Yeah, yeah, I might have watched that actually. I think it gets good after like, where he's in the bar and he's like, I'm drinking, what's the beer that... Duff? No, what's the beer that... Paul took a brewery?

Yeah, Paul took a brewery, he's like, I'm drinking duff, and he's like, this is our beer! And he, like, peels off the fucking label, and it says duff underneath it. So it's, like, you clearly are ripping off, like, Simpsons. It was all about how family guy rips off Simpsons and how, like, they're clearly inspired from it. And so they were just doing riffs the whole time,

and then they started fighting and really doing riffs. It was, like, it was a part where he's like, you and your worthless daughter and you're fucking... Masturbating son. Yeah, your best make son. And then, like, Homer's like, that's your kids. He's like, oh, yeah. that he punches him in the face.

And it's, like, funny because they're, like, being insulting the whole time. They're basically insulting to them to them. We actually all sat down and watched it together being like, oh, this is going to suck. I actually laughed. Like, the fight scene is funny as shit, actually.

Speaking of, like, odd out of place of animation, there was a, the Scooby-Doo reboot. I don't know if anybody saw it, it was called Mr. Incorporated. It was okay. Yeah. A lot of people liked it. It was all right.

But there was one episode where Scooby gets, like, sick or something. The whole episode's done at, like, the 60-style. Yeah. It doesn't look perfect, but it was a really interesting, weird thing they didn't have to do.

It was something obviously the animators of the people who were working on. Oh, is that what Shaggy has like a dream? Scooby has a dream. Yeah, but it's done like the 60s style. They have like, what's the caveman? Captain Caveman? Captain Caveman.

They have like Captain Caveman there and the fucking shark. How did you forget his name? Oh, Jabrjaw? Yeah, Jabrjo. Yeah, Jabrador. I will say the new Scooby-Doo movies. I watched like a whole crap ton of the Scooby-Doo movies over the last year.

I don't know why. Oh, my God. And they go from being really good. Very quickly. Yeah, Zombie Island is like... Zombie Island is like... They had like four movies in the 90s, but not like real. It's like no monsters and demons are real.

You're gonna die, scoom me. The first time I watched Zombie Island, like... It's the shit. They were like eating like these like fucking like... They were eating like these like spicy like cradads or something. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, it's just gonna be a guy in costume when he pulls off his fucking arm.

Yeah. And I'm like, whoa, dude, I didn't know it would be actual like... There's a song in that. They did zombie island, they did... Oh yeah. Which is... Curse or something like that? I have it.

It was like the alien. alien one too. And the cyber chase. Alien invaders? Yeah, it's cyber chase. There's like a weird forest street where they had like really dark. They nose dive in the early 2000s but back after like 2013 they get really really really really good. They get pretty damn good. Watch frank and creepy. Frank and creepy is cool. Yeah, the colors are amazing and there's some actual funny jokes in it. Really? Dude, in zombie island, didn't like these like fucking villagers like push the witches into the water where the fucking crocodiles were? Yeah. They were holding their kids. It's like they were fucking snapping.

It was physically literally dark to look at. It was dark. It was also like this time right-ishers. It was like, you see a bunch of tourists coming out. It was like, that's kind of fucked up. Yeah, it was like a lot of white-tee-air. Yeah, it's like tourist zombies. Like, Jesus, dude, what the hell?

And the zombies are trying to warn. It's just like, nice spin on the classic song. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Did you guys see any of Be Cool Scooby-Doo? The new show that looks like Seth McRlin. Family guys? Why does Fred have like a cleft chin that sticks out too long?

It's Quagmire, friend. What is it, be cool Scooby-Doo? Yeah, it's like a cool, kind of, Wacky, irreverent new Scooby-Doo series with really kind of do bulky-looking animation. Yeah, I think it's impressive. Can I just say it's impressive, that Frank Welker can still do fucking Fred's voice like Perfectly after like 50 years. It's nuts. He says like a 20-year-old kid. He looks like the cryptkeeper He's like he looks like the cryptkeeper. He's like he looks like the creepie-do. And you do that.

I need to look at Be-full Scooby-Doo. There was an animator who worked on a peek-a-day. He was a story-bud editor and to be honest. Really nice guy. Kind of made me not want to like lay into the show anymore. No, but. But, like, uh, sometimes storyboards are great. Like, Powerbuff Girl's storyboards are beautiful, apparently, for the new one. Yeah. Why have the lines so thin in that show? Like, did they not watch the old?

Oh, they're incompetent as fuck. Thin linework works if it's tried to emulate, like, a pencil. Every shot is like superclusters, too. But it doesn't look good. The thin linework looks terrible if you use a fucking pencil tool. It's so dynamic in the old show. Yeah. It goes thick and thin and stuff.

It looks beautiful. I'll show you also, the Powerful Girls movie that came out like 2003. Yeah. The art and animation and colors of that show are fucking gorgeous. It looks really good. It's all like 3D too. Like it's like 3D with 2D animation laying over It's really nice to look at it. I look at it again. You know what I have on storyboards like you can clearly lay out like the darks the mids and the highlights just to make a good shot The new series just ignores that and just draws like loads of colors everywhere and they go over to the teachers boobs Yeah, they got rid of the I mean no no they got rid of the the

She pulls up her top. There's a big scar going across Oh that's fucking the same thing Dude and be cool Scooby-Doo they use the exact same colors for the characters no matter like what time of day it is. But I do that. I need to stop doing that shit. I'm like, oh, it's nighttime and they're under water.

And like under a big shadow. I never notice you do that. I'm sorry. No, it's alright. Well, if you try putting like a filter like color over it, it'll look really goofy. Yeah, well, no, I kind of... You can tell it's a filter. No, the problem is like when you put the filter over it,

it like slows your cartoon. And he says, that's problem long as he said, I would put a filter over it and slow my cartoon down. And I wouldn't be a little filter. If you're like, rather in video. Corey, it's 2004, okay? I use CS3 now. I use CS3.

It still uses its like Harvard, like prehistoric. You swivel, dude. When I tried to export the music video, Swivel wasn't around, so I had to do something else to export this, the movie. Something dangerous? Something like exporting a movie in dot MOV or whatever. Now it's easy, probably, but before Swivel, you had to put everything into one single flash file. Yep.

So you had to, I had, I had, the music video. The music video flash file I had. had was 350 megabytes. And that is fucking huge. And opening it up would crash it in some cases. So I had to open it like six times. It was exactly like working with Choate except Choate was 450. And I had one gigabyte of memory on my computer so it always crashed. And I tried doing screen peek or whatever team speak. It was using someone else's computer to export it and it was still fucking crazy. I'm sorry Corey. How do you guys wrap wrap this up? We just say something. This has been sleepy cast. You sing it's a terror time again. Let's do a song. Let's do a song. Let's do a song. Sometimes you do a little song here. Let's do a song. Alright. Let's do a song.

Let's do a song. You guys, thanks so much for joining us on Sleepy cast tonight. We've got Harry Potter to see the sequence of coming out. Yay. We're all gonna go die.