SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E24 - [Looney Goons, Merry Maladies]

Episode Date: June 18, 2016

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There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys.

He's a bunch bullshit. Should we start this podcast? Well, you just did now? No, no, no. But I mean with a moment of silence for our deceased friend, Chris, you know. Amazing Grace How sweet the sound Sorry.

Sorry, Uncle Sam. T.L. can't sing. Isn't that what they sing? Isn't that what they sing? I think they do that, yeah, when you're dead. I said that when you get shot at the fucking space, Corey. I just remember he had seen that in like, like those old slave movies.

Like sing those songs? Slave movies? Yeah. Did I tell the story Before we see a slave song? They sing it in Django Unchained It was great. It was good.

No, it's a slave song. Before we see a slave song. That's a slave song. Make up a slave song right now. Okay. I dig a hole. Diggy, diggy hole. No!

No! No! Oh, man. Like slaves, we're not fucking watching Yongs cast on the phone at the diggy digger on the phone at the diggy diggy hole.

They're fucking clapping. No. Did I tell the story of the time where I ruined 16 year old's parents funeral? No, this 16 year old guy I kind of knew growing up both of his parents died in the car

crash and my best friend was invited to the funeral and I was over and the removal, you know when their bodies are laid down and they're like pale face? They go to the wait yeah they go to the hole. Yeah yeah but it's before that and you're just kind of in the room shaking hands with the thing and my phone is awake it's called a wake it's called a wake

yeah yeah I was shaking hands with yeah I was like both of his you shake hands with the dead body you give it a little kiss on the forehead too but like I went I went to one when I was like younger and this guy was a little bit older he was 16 and both of his parents died and he was everyone was crying

and he saw me there and that like he knew I kind of knew him and he's kind of like what the fuck are you doing here but I was only there because my good friend was there and I was in his house I feel like a funeral is one of the few things where you can't do a plus one yeah I was not like a cocktail party was like I'm probably Fred it's a funeral I don't know I think fun fun you were dead would you mind

The more the merrier, dude. It's fucking five people showed up. I wish they would have wanted to do it. This guy looked pissed. He had venom in his eyes. What if your murderer showed up in the raincoat that he killed you in? Like the freak. He won't,

Gigi, you know, epic troll. He goes up to you and he's like... The luck he gave me, made me think... The look he gave me, made me think. I was like, oh my God, he thinks I'm a necrophili actor's coming here to look at his dead parents. Like, because he's like... That's specifically what you thought. That's the first thing that came into my head.

So how did you ruin it? Because my... He got on your wiled to your wily ways. He knew he'd fuck the body. Because the last person I dialed on my phone was my friend whose house I was in, who I went to it with. So it, like, redialed it while everyone was having a moment of silence. And his ringtone was like, some fucking really corny dance song that was like, pop, babe. And it started playing, like, when everyone was quiet.

Oh, my God. That was a fucking Larry David moment. Why were you looking at your phone? I wasn't looking at it. It dialed in my pocket. Dude, you're supposed to, I'm telling you right now, you're supposed to turn. It's kind of like going to movie with you. You turn your phone off, show respect for the movie.

I should have done that. Three. Fucking dumbass. Show you-you-show. You don't sit there chopping on your popcorn. It's in his wake, dude. You gotta chew the popcorn at the loud part during the wake. I didn't want to go to it.

When everybody's howling like banshees over their loss, you're supposed to be like... clapping like monkeys. I kind of know if you get your fingers then so you can get some loud slips. Wait until you have the big fart, and that way you can cover up the popcorn with a big fart. You sit there rip-ass while you chew it.

And they chew as much as you can. Then everyone's like fucking crying in the back. Then put a little pop-goid bits into the fucking dead body's mouth. He's golden! If you took the dead body and you fucking put like a tentat ball in his mouth, and then you smacked his cheeks together. What kind of? Fucking head would explode.

His eyeballs. He's fucking triggered out of his head. What if you put like a ping pong ball? Oh wait, no, that wouldn't work. You need to quefe it out of it. You're going to stick a ping pong ball and fucking slap the cheeks of the dead person? No, no. You show up at the funeral just to do that?

The heads would just fucking cape through his face. I was talking about in there. I was talking about like in the Vigine, like just... Oh, you stick it in the Vigine. Is that possible? No, there's probably not... It's rig or mortis, dude. Yeah, they're a little...

It's tight as a clam. Because, no, but it also gases up. So, like, what you have to do? You have to massage the top of it to get a little, little like this. Get a little loose. Get a little... Then he can stick the golf ball inside and go,

listen, now, it's not as bad as early. Like, a couple hours ago, we went to Wawa, and I would help do it for a few people. And I saw a little Asian day, and I said, uh, he said, thank you. And I said, you welcome, sir. and Mickey said that was a woman.

It was. It was an Asian woman, but that was a true actual moment of racism. In which, that's probably the first time of years where I've actually put my head over my mouth, like, unironically. Why is that racism, though? Just not even, I guess more like... Because they all look the similar thing. Yeah, after age 30. Oh, Nile kind of giving me the sideways glance.

I just didn't want to... Hey, it's okay. After like 40, they all just, they lose their gender and, like, they're just, they just turned like the same like a long creature after some age. not checked They'll turn to fucking E.T. At age 42. Not 40. Dude, that's in their 70s.

I'm in a fucking 40s. Yeah, like seven years left. Yeah, we got a real, he got a real cheat to fucking... Before you start fucking eating some Reese's Peterpenter Cubs. Speaking of excellent observations and an awkward

moments. With little ET Asians. We've got lots of fucking questions to hit up, so we need to to shut the fuck up. Oh, shit. Yeah, I forgot. Wow.

From which place. I ain't talking about a witch with which with which. You know where. With curly witch boots. The big, Reddit. Rott.com.

Mr. Mrs. Reddit. It's no longer called Rottin.com. It's called something like fucking like discourages. This is where all the best is. All the goods are here. This is where it all happens. This is where all the funny,

cranky meme show up. Das Baby asks, what's something that you do that you know annoys other people? Oh, well, I know one for me. Is there something that you do specific? You know it annoys people, but you do it anyway.

Well, when I see someone that's kind of getting annoyed for some reason I have the impulsive urge to make it worse. Like I kind of try to make it more. Is that like when you were streaming and Zach was in the room and you were like giving out a social security number and Zach looked at you and was like, don't fucking say it, don't fucking say it. And you were drunk

and you're like, I'm gonna fucking say it. And then you said it on stream. Way to open all wounds or healed. It's something I do when I'm walking with Lexis. I'll have like, I'll just make like retarded outbursts. I just go, just randomly when I'm walking. into places sometimes just because...

You know, realistically, it's probably when I'm not the gym, I look too much weight and I was like, I was super fucking jealous. So that's probably, you know, I'm a humble way you'd say that one. So you lose weight? I'm just lifting too much weights. Yeah, well, I'm making retort sounds. Fuck you. Where you just break out into like, literally you sound like an autistic deaf person singing in the house.

Where you're just like, Those are in Africa! Nick, he thinks he's good. I never see Africa. Hey, what's do you, chairman! I fart. I know it annoys people, but I'm not. I'm gonna do it till the day I die.

You farted the face of the egg. Hey, hey, hey, he opens his mouth. Oh! He's so hard, what he's got to say. And he opens his asshole. All right, also, you know, what do I do that annoys people? Just tell me. Is it my Donald Duck impression?

Okay, I know it's good. Calm down. I love your Donald Duck. Corey, my heart flutters, like a little boy in school. Do you need a taste of it? Corey, give me a lot of its old taste. Okay. It's pretty, I'm working on it.

What is he saying? He's saying get me my towel Donald Duck doesn't just do fucking noises You can make out what he does He's supposed to talk, yeah He says things like it's English No, okay you're watching the old Disney Flicks

The new doll The Hitler one where he's like What? Yeah okay me one Zach knows that one That's a real one That was like Golm Everyone says it looked like Golm

Nazi Golm You did it at one frame That we were like Yeah I think it looked like The one frame It's only for like one frame It's really a But still, just a sheer amount of those comments, like, every one of them.

You just because your face slides up exactly with how his face was cordoned in the same exact way. What's that thing where your legs get really, like, tight together? Like, it was like an old disease where you, like, you get really stiff legs. Ricketts. It sounds like really. Yeah, polio. Sometimes I walk. Sometimes I walk, like I have polio.

On purpose? Yeah. Some bored. All right. Like, try to walk like Tommy Pickles. You get it. You annoy lots of, you do lots of things that you know annoys people, but you do it anyway. What's yours?

Yeah, what's yours, Nick? I know it's farting. Oh, it's gotta be farting. Because I literally will just lift my... Like, I won't wear underwear. I'll lift up my legs and get the splits on the couch. I'll go, hey guys, look at my butt. And then I'll spread my butt cheeks and just blast ass.

I can't help it. It's an impulse. I'm like, I'm like one of those fucking... Freaky devious. Freaky addicts. I'm basically eating drywall all day, just fucking spreading my ass cheeks, farting people. Mighters be eating fucking bricks, honestly. Yeah, at least you're not fucking...

You should hire a roommate eating plastic bags and fart. That's true. It's an application. I should just start a whole chance. where I just spread my ass and just fucking fart into the camera. You would get a lot of followers. Oh my god, I get a lot of fucking followers. All right, next.

We've got State Ardvark asks. Is this sleepy cabins last season? Sad face. You forgot the sad face. No, three people, two other people did. The silence their teen did sad face and no blent. That's funny. Said sad face with a tear.

Sad face. Guys, we're going all the way to season 25. I'm talking to big ladies. We're going to thinking about stopping with them. We were like, you know what? I totally enjoy this. After I see that damn sad face, we're gonna keep it going, you guys. Do you want to try to do a party of Season 5 or Season 25 of Sleepycast?

Okay, here's what would be like? It's like this. And now, a sneak peek from Sleepycast season 25, starring Psychic Pibbles, Spaz Kid, Nile, Rice Pirate, Demetri, and Boy Fister 26. I'm sorry, I hope you guys I'm sorry, I hope you guys enjoyed that preview for season 5 of Sleepy Cabin, Sleepycast, thank you all right, here's a great question, guys, this is an actual crocodile asks, asks, do you have any lies that you've been secretly maintaining for years? No, the short answer to the last question is, this is the last season of Sleepycast as far as we know

For all we fucking know, everyone's gonna be relocated to the West, and then for some reason, we reboot it. But for now, everyone's splitting off in every fucking direction. Yeah, because we don't want to make promises and then it's not happening. Yes, in fact, I'm probably going to be shutting down the Patreon soon. We're gonna announce all this shit later. By the time people hear this, it'll already been announced. So they'll know by then. Yes, episode 30 is the last one of the season.

It's probably the last season. Episode 30 of, right, is the last season. And there's no reason we wouldn't do intermittent ones whenever we're together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's not like we were opposed to fucking sit around doing it. It's just that. Everyone's splitting off and they're like, why don't you do Skype? And it's like, dude, have you ever tried to have a fucking Skype conversation?

Discord. Even Discord, like, it's, like, Discord's really good, but there's still some latency. I need to look in your, I need to look in your bloodshot eyes. You need to see. I need to smell. You have to look at the person because then you're directly interacting. Musky scent. You know, whatever. To really get the feel of the room.

I was talking about this really, but my real thing with what this is, like, you know, Sleepy Cast is not something that should go on forever, just kind of what the format is. Like, the reason we started the podcast was to, was as in between, for our work while we but even the work itself that we were working on trying to walk on was kind of stuff we were doing between like big stuff like we all had when sleepy cabin started the sleepy cats started everyone in the group had big stuff they were working on Corey has this game we have I have my thing because his own shit Stamper has works to the behavior like we all of our own stuff we said that so many times and people still say it's like oh you never release anything right so point is but the people need to realize all all of those bigger things for all of us are really speeding up in almost every case and so we're going to be busy and to keep a promise to do the podcast all the time is just not, it would just straight us. So

it sounds gay, but think of a sleepy cast like a little summer camp, like a little intermittent thing that happened. It was a snapshot up our lives and we're all going to overdose in L.A. And just as a practical fucking thing, it's just so hard to fucking do when everyone's not here. Because, yeah, we end up with a podcast with

fucking three people every single fucking time by the end. Chris is gone, can we say that Stamper's insane? Stamper's been gone, Stamper's in San Diego, he lives there now. Yeah, Stamper's gone, Chris is gone I'll be gone, this will probably I'm going to make you leaving Yeah, Nile be gone Nile be gone, the only people

Who are going to be in Philly is is me, because I've got to work in this game for the next two years, yeah And Quora, you can, you might relocate, who knows? I mean, that's totally up to the year too. Yeah, so it's just impossible to maintain Until, look, the reason we did a hero too is because it was solid, we all lived here,

it was solid. The other thing I would point out, too, and that makes it would sad, realize, we're not friends because we did Sleepycast, we did Sleepycast, we did Sleepycast because we're friends. So, Sleepycast dissolving doesn't make a difference. Like, when we used to...

I think for people being said, they're just said that we're not going to make... No, I get that. My point is, we're all still friends. Rogan still makes it. I mean, if you like power trip or these stuff, Cawley or something put out or anything I made or anything that Chris made,

that was all made with all of our influence kind of mixed in there. So that's still going to exist. That's not going to go away. There will be stuff that we do. We just won't be doing it. Yeah, we're going to be friends. I mean, Corey, I've known you for like fucking six years. Almost maybe...

To be honest, actually, this is kind of going off with Zach said. Because, like, things, those things are kind of speeding up, so, like, they will be out soon, sooner than later. Like, it's, like, officially. Like, I said, it's a little snapshot of our lives. Gay as that sounds because it is gay, but. That's like 600 hours of our fucking lives. 600 snapshots. Yeah.

Hope big, it was, like, a little interesting transitionary period between kind of YouTube and the other side of things. So. But, you know what? I would also say this. I say this optimistically, but realistically, too. That sleepy cast may not come back as sleepy cast, but I'm sure we're going to do a podcast to get at some point. If we're all on the same coast, there's no point in that. There's no reason I'm not.

Even if it's not weekly, just something. Yeah, you're going to get something. All right, cool. Long answer for a short... That was the biggest voted one, though, so that was important that we answered. Well, we wanted to know. So I'm glad we talked about it. Cool.

So an actual crocodile asks, do you have any lies that you've been secretly maintaining for years? That's a good one. Lies? Do you have any lies that you've been hiding for... I have one. This one's actually probably... Are you going to be serious right now? I swear to guys it's a real one.

Okay. All right. I'm excited. A couple of years ago, my first YouTube channel got shut down. Oh. I didn't know it. It was called The Psychic Pebble because I used to go by Psychic Pebble instead of Pebbles. Okay. So that's why my usually name is switched from Pebbles as a pebble on different things. Back and forth. And I was trying to, this is right around the time that Google was integrating, they're thinking to YouTube.

And it may be signed with an email address. I was going to do that. So I tried to delete the email address. I deleted my YouTube account. It was so embarrassed about it that I told everybody that I got hacked or I got swip. Oh, that's happened to it. I deleted my own YouTube account. So there it is.

Fucking five years after. I know. I heard it went out there. Yeah, that's a big one. God, this is like truth or dare. Zach fucking sent the hard for a hard for you. That was the one that like laid up my mind for years.

I was such an idiot. But I could say it now because it happened like five years ago. Yeah, yeah. You say those horse stories and stuff. Like when I heard that stuff was happening where it's like really finicky with emails and stuff, I heard like that kind of stuff like deleting your entire account. I was just like fuck that. let this fucking Gmail shit pass.

I don't want to deal with that kind of stuff. Let's think of a lie, like an actual... That you've told, or that you've held on to, that you kind of... Even it's a petty one, like something to give me a lie. Yeah. And I've held on to. Yeah, that you always... Like, I have a minor one, but even actually, it's not even...

I haven't really held on to it. For the longest time, I always told people I never met my dad. That I, you know, that he left my parents when I was very, very young. But I've never actually... That I never actually... never actually met him, but I did. I did meet him once. And it just seemed easier to say that I never met him. Because it cuts off the stories there. Yeah, rather than like, oh, you didn't meet him once. Yeah, once when I was seven. And he came in the house. Yeah, and he had a new

wife and a new kid, and he took me to Seattle Center and he got me trivial pursuit, even though I was fucking seven and I could barely read. If you know anything, yeah, I think I mentioned it on the podcast. But the longest time, I didn't, I never said anything. You know, the other thing I did when I was a kid, I told everybody that my dad, looked like Mike Greenwell from the Boston Red Sox Why? My friend was really

My friend Sean Cohn, who's a pitcher He uh, I think he was a triple league Uh, triple A league for a bunch of people too. No, no, no, no, anyways. If he, if he was, so he was into baseball and then I got into baseball cards because of him because he was cool. And so I got baseball cards, you know, I'm this fat Asian kid and I didn't really, you know, I just played video games in eight.

And, uh, so he got me into baseball cards and then we'd always like trade because we'd buy them together. And then he'd always like, me give the, like, he'd be like, oh yeah, that card sucks. And he'd fucking take these cards. They're always, like, the good cards and shit, because he knew why he couldn't appreciate it. Anyways, I guess one day I saw a picture of Mike Greenwell,

and I thought his name was Mike, my biological father's name was Mike. And I just kind of put one in one together and kind of created a story. And for a lot, and for years and years, I just told everybody, hey, it looks like Mike Greenwell. It's a stupid lie, but... Because most people don't know the fact that is. Like, most people you talk to them. You know what's weird.

It's like, if I said this, you probably wouldn't believe me, but it's actually true. That my dad looks like a red skin. David Haselhoff who's kind of a little weight on the face I'm 100% serious He has like And I don't know where this fucking

Freddie Mercury nonsense came from But my dad looks like A kind of red-faced Big ish on the face Freddy, not Freddie Mercury But um Hasselhoff Hasselhoff

I didn't know what his fucking name was Until I saw SpongeBob And I'm like That's dad I don't know It's a lie I have to tell you a lie I can't really think of a lie

Like like something So did you like like, hang that baseball card up on your wall and just kind of be like, Papa? Like, did you... No, I don't, because I knew, I, I guess at some point I probably believed it a little bit. Well, he was a kind of, he was a family, he probably got around with the ladies. Is there any possibility? No, there's...

I can't think of like, oh, I... Because I had pictures of my dad later. Oh, yeah. So I knew exactly what you. I can't really think of, like, a lie that I've told to you guys. Not even that's just anybody in general. Yourself. I definitely have some, but I can't even think of it.

Like, I can't even think of me. I said, I, one time I lied to my dad, like, really badly about my grades to a point where actually, I think I might have said this story, but I told him, because he wanted to see my report car, and I told him that I lost the mail. And then they sent him a new one, and I got it before he got it, and I took it. And I ripped it up, and I stuck it in a tree, a tree trunk, and I poured water in it. And then I put fucking dirt on shit on top of it. And the tree was like in another person's fucking property. It was abandoned for years.

So, yeah, I got a D instead of a B. I liked my dad that time. What's the longest lie you've told that you just told people that you've met for the first time? Just because it was easy to explain something. The longest lie? Yeah, like, your longest maintained lie. You held on to it for a while. Just maintained lie.

Like, so I was like, oh, how'd that happen? What's the story of this? You just told a lie because it's easier. Fuck, I don't, I have no idea. That's why you don't have to answer. What about you, Lyle? I can't think of it. Of all the topics I've set on the podcast.

If it comes to me, though, I will say. You know, it's funny, all the things they said on the podcast, people would be like, you lied about all that stuff. You're a fucking fibber. You cry wolf all the time I'm 100% serious about fucking water people The Sponge Factory This is legitimacy's fucking stuff

And it's like I'm so open I literally don't fucking try to lie about anything One of them was that But like this was only like a lie I kept up for like a year Where I stole, I used to kind of steal a load of things And when I was a kid You were fucking clifdomaniac?

No, well like it was more like This kid right I was at a summer camp And he got he went to like Somewhere in Asia and got all these like really cool Pokemon cards that weren't out yet. And he was, like, showing off. And he didn't even care about Pokemon.

I fucking care. I want to be Pokemon Master. So when he went to class, I was like... That's really the secret. You've always wanted to be a Pokemon Master. Secretly, you have your Ashcap, and you practice a fucking... Fucking lie you've been living. Um, next we've got Rise Against Fan 13.

Are you guys going to shoot more live action videos, like Nile's Bright Idea or Best Pals? Why is Nile's Bridea? Like Potato Selling wasn't in there, but they fucking... Like, smash my... This is where you smashed them. That's not, why is that considered like a piece of right idea?

I still have the footage from the other thing that you did with Stamper when we cleaned out the whole fucking office and you guys did the full blown fight. Oh, man. Which wasn't really a fight. They fucking sat around. So this is after he broke the, they were breaking fluorescent lights on their head. Yeah.

And so that was the, you just saw the one where he smashes it and then, and Stamper broke one over his head too. But there were more lights after that. And we filmed that too. And they were supposed to do a lightsaber fight. That was the plan. And dude,

it was like fucking four in the morning. everyone was drunk and I needed to fucking go to bed and they're like, no, no, no, no, we got to do this, we've got to do this thing. So they orchestrate and choreograph a fight. They're like, yeah, I'm going to come in, we'll do that, do, do, do. And then we smash. Dude, they fucking, they're like, all right, action. I fucking put it on the camera.

They just charge each other and just fucking, they both smash their fucking fluorescent lights against each other and everything explodes the end. But they had this whole fucking thing planned and that's all they fucking did. They like maybe did a hop and a skip. It turns out that it's very easy to get mercury poisoning from that.

Yes. Which we didn't know at the time. And I spent about six hours after you guys left cleaning that up, because that shit is hard to clean. Yeah, and you spent a few minutes picking it out of your face, too. Yeah, I was finding bits for like a week afterwards. I was blood like all down my face. What's the worst case you're ever with mercury poisoning death?

Yeah. Yeah, it pulls up in, like, your liver or something. It pulls up in like your liver or something. It pulls up in some part of your body. I think the symptoms are displayed pretty. You know, like, the mad hatter? That's where you got the mad hatter from. Was that they used to line the brims of hats with mirker.

And that's where you got, yeah, that story. You lose your fucking way. Everyone would fucking go crazy and they fucking, like, eat their fingers off. But the short answer, I guess, for videos? Yeah, probably, right? I mean, not here. Maybe in LA or something if we do something out there. That's so weird, though.

I heard of the whole mercury. I can't say mercury. I would say meerkery. You know, people used to play with it. Like, adults used to give it to the kids to play with, Quicksilver. Because you put it in the palm of your hand, and it was this metal that was like a little. liquid and you'd go like roll around and you can just keep rolling it back and forth between

your hands and then some fucking genius figured it out that if you rolled it back and forth between your hands too long all of a sudden it got smaller and smaller and smaller because it was fucking absorbing into their fucking skin Jesus Christ yeah Jesus dude I didn't even know that human race full of them next we've got anco pro asks what's your own worst habit when it comes to work ethic and how do you get around it oh god I would say procrastinating it's weird because I always get my deadlines done. What do you do to procrastinate? It's not, it's what I don't do.

Yeah, but what are you doing when you procrastinate? Not like watching videos or fucking playing. Singing very loud throughout the house. Only when I make coffee in the morning. And shower. I don't see my shower. Yes, you do. I do.

I can hear you in the room, in my room on the third floor. I'm probably in my own room. I definitely do. I have always seen this, Mick. With procrastination, it's usually either... It's like, what's your worst habit working? Yeah, what's your worst habit working? Yours could be too, but like...

Yeah, yeah, it doesn't have to be procrastination. Like, if I have a deadline on Friday or something, like usually Monday will be just be kind of doing a little bit of work, and then like by Tuesday or Wednesday, I'll be like, oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I always get it done, but it just, and I usually have a huge burst of energy around that time, and I always get it on. What would you say gets you over the procrastination?

Just the real, the reality of the deadline? Yeah, fire under your ass. I will not get it done if I don't do it by this day. All the hairs in your ass just singed. I'm getting better with it, but still, it's fucking hard not to... I have such a bad case of that. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what would you say your worst habit when it comes to work ethic?

I think it's just laziness. And I've only come to terms with it recently. Like I didn't, I called a procrastination too. But mine, it's beyond that. Like, I sit down, sometimes I want to work and I hate, I hate, like, I'm so angry at myself for not working at that moment. Instead of working, I'm like, why am I working? Why am I browsing Reddit? I should be working. And like, I'm so, like, disappointed and sad while I'm still doing it. Sometimes I get sidetracked with porn. but it's not what you think it's not porn

like Joe it's research is just the core it's just the code TEDx talk yeah it's like I see something and I'm like

I feel like I need to draw something and I'll like start sketching something out and I'll be like I'm gonna practice look up references and research and all the research and it's like

next day I know I'm looking through all these poses and angles and I'm like all right on a regular basis what do you prefer in order to find your poses

still shots that you Google or I don't Google scrubing through videos scrubbing through videos scrubbing through videos to find the poses. I use just I use image sites that have like co-beats and you do just

strictly go with pretty much images. I was actually wondering that. Real life reference. I was wondering how you'd do that. Real life references. Real life references and you put your own exaggerated style twist to it. Just to add to mine, I'm getting over that. Like recently I've been getting over. But I always stumbled across illegal porn,

like children porn. No, fuck no. I never go to those places. But I always try to at least try to get one thing done. Even if it's minimal, even if it's something. I always try to get one thing of work done a day. always. No matter what I set a tiny goal, if it's like, today I'm going to fucking sketch something out, today I'm going to animate and sketch something out, today I'm going to do something.

See, that's the biggest thing because if you said like huge lofty deadlines or goals from stuff, it's like, I would do 12 weeks? It's like that. Like today. The thing I did today was I finished up a tiny bit of stuff and I exported it for Jeff and I tested the game. So that's what I did. Those are my goals today. I tested this stuff. Actually, no, I kind of have an idea of what to do for the next level.

kind of discussed like level-pile. I guess I did a lot today. I only realized that I did that. It's because you said your goal's low. Yeah. If you say your goal's high, you're always gonna be disappointed, you're always gonna be discouraged, you're always gonna be. So that would be my number one problem

is that I always bought off more than I can chew. Though I would say, because we've already spoken about that, another, well I guess when it comes to my own work, my worst habit when it comes to work ethic is just saying yes to everything. So a lot of times, you know, people will be like, hey, I need a voice in this, bless you. God damn.

Or hey, I need this, you know, project, I need a website, I need whatever, and my natural reaction is always to say, yes. That's, like, good, though. I think that's a good thing. Like, that probably got you where you are, too, because, like, you know, because he's chosen. Yeah, the problem is that it can, everything suffers sometimes if I then bite off more than I can chew. Because the only way my schedule works is if everything I do is green lit and everyone's

okay with it, as soon as somebody has a problem or they need to, like, edit or like there's a problem. Holy, yeah, everything gets backed up. And then it just becomes, yeah, it gets really bad. especially with like the cons this year and everything else and traveling my whole schedule's been fucked But Mick were you always like that

Like I see in your house sometimes just like You have schedules for the day and just like Bullet Point bullet point Yes I've been like that for a while That's that's that I'd love to have like Be able to do that I make a list Yeah

Lists work actually actually do more List with checkboxes next to the book I love I love checkboxes I love me some checkboxes Yo I don't just Go ahead I don't even just a normal checkbox either I don't even just a normal checkbox

Hey yo listen I okay so if you look at my Google Docs I got, I'll write it down on paper, but then I'll put it in my Google Docs. And I have code. I have like little macros codes. So if I don't do something that day, I actually do a forward arrow.

That box automatically because it has forward arrow when it becomes yellow and the whole list all of a sudden is highlighted. You got to show me how to do that. Which means that day is not complete. You need to show me how to do that. And then I'll move it on to the next list. And when I'm done with it,

I'll go back and I throw a dash in it rather than an X because I didn't complete it that day. So you get a bit of a punishment by having that just seen the back. And then after it's a dash and not a forward arrow, the whole list is now, You're fucking nuts. You're crazy. You're fucking nuts.

I fucking love. You're lunat. But do you agree, though? I hope there's not more. But I'm just saying, when you write a list on paper, do you find that? I think that's better for me. I like, I like it's more on paper. If it's digital, sometimes I feel like, oh, I can just copy and paste shit around.

When it's a, and that's why, even if I have a list written down on my computer, I will handwrite my list again. And then hold on to it. I have a whiteboard and post a note onto the whiteboard. It sounds weird because I have a whiteboard while you're doing that. But I have a segment to think off with tape. And I have one side where it's just like, do this. I write everything down. Each task gets its own posted note.

But what it's done, you either exit out with a red marker or you pull it off. And you see my room. I also have like those. I also, it's not a whiteboard, it's a cork board, but it's similar where I have those things. If you guys are like an artist or an animator,

you have any kind of job out there, I would honestly recommend a whiteboard or like, like a, what's it called a cork board? A cork board. A cork board. I wanted a cork wall at some point, actually. Which actually is really helpful for a lot of things.

If you want to go to like, if you wanted to go to like a Broadway show, you print out tickets or you got a plane ticket. So you got a plane ticket or if you have a parking ticket, just whatever bills, just that you can just post things wherever you want. Like you're fucking solving a murder mystery. Everything looks like a conspiracy theorist's like nightmare.

I don't, fucking like pieces of yarn connecting shit. I tried doing the whole whiteboard thing and like staying organized, but in the end of it I was just like, I'm not organized because I'm always doing something new each day. I stick to that for a week and then I always fucking grow. So it's like, it's hard for me. And also for me, like I'm sporadic.

Like suddenly I'll just be working and then I'll see like a hot picture of a character, I'd be like, you're not going to draw this. You know, the one huge negative about having a lot of lists and having, you know, places where you organize those deadlines is that if you have a lot of them, sometimes it can feel so futile. Because you'll stare at that board. You're like, I can't do this.

Your balls just shrivel up in your fucking stomach. Instead of like a multiple things, so you're just like, I can't do this. It all looks, yeah, when you look at the whole grand scheme of things, it looks so fucking impossible. And so really what you end up having to do is segmenting it off. Like, well, what don't I have to do right now?

you know, like, these are the immediate goals and then have them there in the background, but you know what I mean? Like, that's the only way I can kind of stay saying, but honestly, at this point, things have kind of backed up to a critical mass. I need to get some shit off my list. All right, next.

Next, next, next. Vilacious Trogan asks, What are your opinions on rotoscoped animation? I've heard some animators consider it lazier and shittier than traditional hand-drawn animation, no matter the situation it's used in. Those who don't know, rotoscoping is animation done by drawing other...

It's tracing. It's tracing. It's tracing. It's tracing. I think there's a difference because, like, you know, like, for instance, like the old Disney, the old Disney stuff, like, fucking the sword and the stone and Robin Hood. Those were all rotoscope, and it looked really fucking good, but it was done in a more stylistic style. Like, they took real movements. Yeah, but they took real movements and they applied it to animation. So they used real examples. Well, it's almost like they rotoscope the skeletons and then animated. characters. In my opinion,

I think that is way more admirable than simply tracing over something. Like, it looks really stylized. Don't get me wrong. RotoScope looks cool, music videos and stuff. I think it could look for really cool. But it looks a hell of a lot fucking better when it's done like how Disney does it. The one problem I would say is if you deny that you wrote a... I was about to say

that. Everyone knows. We're animator. Like, people are like... Oh yeah. No, people... Everyone knows. If you roll it the fucking hack... You call it the... Especially if you can blow up the fucking footage. Yeah. It's a... fucking animator eye. Like, I see these things

all the time. Like, I'm, like, prowsing, and I'm like, oh, I see a porn loop, or I see some kind of like, like, dirty thing. Like that Sonic Mario kissing sex scene. That was clearly really drawn. But... Oh, that wasn't a Roroscope? No, it was. Oh, they got a real headchop. You see, like, just like characters fucking

and their animation, it's too smooth. There's too much details in areas that you know people would not know. It's actually the opposite. It's usually choppy. Yeah, because it doesn't have the cartoonish fluidity. Like, so it is the arbal kind of jutter because they didn't really know how a roadscope at proper, but you can tell it's the way it moves it's a mixed bag because it's like sometimes

like that but then there's some people who trace key things of it but you can still tell it because of the anatomy is way too accurate and there's no way there's just some things when you look at an artist and you see like I'm not saying like I'm a fucking genius but when I look at artists and I see like this is their art piece of them doing it

and I see their like anatomy and then I see this example and their fucking like faces are on point and their elbow details like their arm detail stuff nobody he thinks about. It's usually the details. It's usually like... It's the detail. It's like overly detailed. You don't have to be fucking like, you know, you have to be like the best animated at all time to have the

no. Or when the character has the same face as the animator and it's suspicious sometimes. Yeah, sometimes you see people like, yeah, people record themselves. I mean, I don't necessarily like it, but it's like why do I care? No, no, it's just... And that would be the one reason why I'd even care. It's the denial. How would be denial. If like Mark M or the guy who did the double dragon thing...

Oh, no, Mark M. But he's not going to deny it. He doesn't care. No, no. But I think when I think... when I see it a lot of times stylistically, I think it's really charming. Mark M does really good Roto scope. It's really interesting. Shout out to Sick Animation at the. Yeah,

absolutely. Don't you go out of sick animation. Look at his fucking Halloween video. But just all this stuff recently has just been like, I'm not dogging on it, but all like when he does like the realistic, like, detailed faces and he does like random keys with them talking and stuff. But it's not like, it's like, it's like rotoscope shots. Like it's like, I'm going to say a bunch of stuff and I'm going to draw over that with a face,

but you can tell what's like weird. It's like weird. It's like the old. Yeah. Yeah. Like, this style of it. Because he draw like,

he draw like a character like just out of his head and then like like on, on that, like the next frame of just like the proportions of completely change. Yeah.

Well, they'll have like super like there's this one like like like like I really like there's like some of like. No there's like this it was this new the newest one he did

with like this like it's also like rotoscoped on sometimes like on the eights. No it's just like yeah. It was like eight frames. It was the thing.

It was the, it was the Obama thing where like oh Michelle. Yeah. She's just like. in the poem and then she like fucking sneaks over to like there's like million frames of her like crawling over to him and then it like cuss to her rocky frame she's like I know you listen in and then he's like it's over it's like that shit that's what I'm talking about where it's like the rotoscope is used very weirdly but it looks really good I love to be him he seems like really funny yeah the swell fella swell fella speaking of swell fella we've got grubby ape asking what's the most uncomfortable situation you've been in.

This one right now. Wait, wait, wait, I have a recent one. It's when I was downstairs, and I came downstairs, and there was a bunch of guys, Zach and Corey, and a bunch of people, I believe now, you may or may not have been there, but everyone was watching

cringe videos. And they kind of migrated from cringe to kind of like almost weird fetish videos, like butter fetish and diaper fart fetish, like full diaper. Full diaper, not just normal diaper. It had to be a full diaper. It was diaper full. The only problem with these videos

is you have to sign in. Yeah, well, oh no, see, this is a different situation. You're talking about last night. Okay, I'm talking about another time this happened. You're talking about a phone number? Because this happens all the time. And all of a sudden, I realized, Zach had the controller in his hand,

and every time they watched one of these videos, he would fucking, he would push down or something, and all of a sudden this little menu appeared where you could thumb up a video. And he kept liking these videos. I was like, oh, I didn't even know you could do that on our app in the house. What was happening was, it was like two or three weeks ago, and everybody, the whole class was there, clapping and they all brought the popcorn and stuff for fucking snack day.

And I was typing in fart sounds. It was cringed out. I was typing in fart sounds and like ass sounds. It was like, copulations of guys going, kh-ch-k-k-k-k! And I was clicking like, like, like, 45 videos. Also, I'm sorry, at some point he had the deaf guy talking, fucking kissing his mom's corpse. And I clicked back and it was like, what channels and so on? He was like, he had like a panic attack and he both had upstairs.

He said his He just pulled He's just like He's just like He's like fucking He said his food He was like Like like rice

Farty ass compilation 12 It was just He was full of that He means He had to make like a fucking apology tweet Like 40th Apology tweet

Okay I gotta I have to say something Okay I have to say something Sandra If you're out there Oh yeah

Fucking Sandra You did not Sondra you did not sign out of your fucking YouTube on Piccaday and we were looking at the same thing like fart and cringe and autism so you're gonna need to check your

YouTube page if anyone goes to their watch list I'd go and disable my watch list if you find loaded diapers and autism like my little pony and there's a fucking paper chew bullshit imagine the gentleman

YouTube and you never watch any of these videos it's like my complex furry outfit taking a shit Recommend it for you. Fully loaded diaper. Fully-loaded diaper. Point 12.

Autistic Batman shits on a bedpan. Last night when I saw them going through the videos, I mean, I very, I very quietly and politely said, Hey, Zach, can you hear me the controller when you're done watching this video? Oh yeah, sure, whatever.

I grabbed the controller and the first thing I did was fucking fever should we go to the... I went through like every menu. I was like, how the fuck do I sighed out of this? I'm like, I don't even know what the fuck was happening. It took forever. But then it was like, you finally did it.

I signed out. They were so angry because after that almost 90% of the videos you guys were trying to watch you couldn't fucking watch because of age restriction you had to sign in

just to watch the fucking video We click a video called Like my full diaper pot belly video Like Mac Mac! We needed his account of the time We missed out on like 40 loaded diaper videos

We missed out all the fucking goods It's all Mick's fault We couldn't see We couldn't see burbs, Farts or the works Dude, it was all the diaper ones The beginning. The only diaper videos you could watch Were like, we're like fan art, Tumblr drawings

of ponies with fucking fucking shitty film diapers It's like a pop music. Three horse asses with fucking droopy yellow diapers That's all we could do because we couldn't log in We couldn't log in and see people stuff themselves On their fucking lawn chairs. Bull!

Boulcorn! That's what I say. Fucking bullcorn. PM me your padros. Anyway, Sandra, sorry. We're signed out. Shout out to Sandra Dee Lucas. Follow her on Twitter. Send her fun videos right now.

Senator Furnedipers is like a sign of commitment. I apologize. PME Your Pablo's asks, what is your hidden talent? Oh, have you seen this number? Guys, cool, some just fucking disappeared. Gailiff also pointed out for those who could not see that, he didn't even put his stuff to me. He just took his two fists and knocked him together.

That's all he fucking just did. Were you fooled? I thought your son disappeared. What's your head to tell him, though? Oh, you do a real. really good Zach impression. Yeah, you do a really good Zach impression. What, try it out. Well, it's like any sort of, do I have to do it now? I'm kind of...

Just do it. You do it. Wow, it's me, Zach. I'm so cool. You don't know, fuck off, dude, asshole. Like, I don't know, people don't even believe it, but, uh... They were trying to build a theory. They were trying to build a theories. The first time you've done it. You did it on the podcast before. I'd say Corey's hidden talent was the trombone, but everybody knows

that now. Corey, get, play... Corey, play the tune. I can play the flute. Just watch out for the mic. Just watch out. I can play the flute. Corey's really like a fucking frantic 50s wife running from the fucking mouse. He's like, frolicing. What the fuck was that? That was in a really bad PlayStation One animation, Corey.

I think he just did his rickets running. He was talking about it. That was like a fucking, uh... I have the tiger. Oh yeah, I have the tiger. Why not? Everyone out there if you're walking out. I have the spider.

Wait, I had the spider. It's a spider. It's a fucking apple. Fuck, yo, play the poop song. Play the poop song on, on Corrify. What is he doing? Play the American anthem. This is to our fallen heroes.

Happy Fourth of July. That's disrespectful. That's the fucking bullet going through their heads. The last thing they hear. Oh, my God. Corey! Corey! Savage trombone, dude.

That is fucking savage. Fucking. trombone. Corey looks like you just discovered a new fucking ice cream flavors. His eyes are bugging out. Listen, comedy should not be off limits. Corey, we play the Isis theme song for all for all the heroes that I wreck.

Do you know what goes? Watch out for the mic. It's weird. A couple of octaves lower. That's the fucking, that's the retortem ices. That's the reprise. Hey, Isis, you're looking for a trombone player in the back? Guys, how are I heard of Corey?

Going to Iraq and how much out here in the field. It's funny, all people... He's got you with your red plastic trombone. Yeah, you imagine she's like, I'm back Obama. We need a green screener you do an Isis video. Walking out, playing a theme song. Sometimes getting fucking...

While they're trying to fucking read their letter. Yeah, you just turn around you like, gross. Fucking nasty, you walk off. Fucking yuck! Looks like SpaghettiOs! And you fucking walk out. I would have to go... I'm fucking scared, dude.

Melasus asks, a lot of you guys have started streaming art regularly. What do you think are the benefits of streaming and do you see it as a practical way for artists to attract attention? Oh, I like, shit. Can I say something controversial? And this is what I personally believe is happening. Okay. So, YouTube, when YouTube started, it was like, you know, original whatever, it was just like videos and stuff. Then it originated to vlogs and let's plays.

Let's plays. But what I personally believe is that it's now the future of streaming. And I feel like it's the future. Like, it's like, this is where everyone's going to. Like, why would you watch a 40-minute let's play series and you can just watch the person play the full game on stream? What do you think's next? I personally think, like, the whole 3D VR. I think streaming, I think streaming is important because, I'm not saying it's important to stay like hit, but it's all, it's important because you can consistently talk directly to the people while you're working. It's no longer this weird edited process where you're looking in through a window and seeing them after it's done, you can see them while they're doing it. Yeah, and get a reaction. Yeah, and you can

directly communicate and work with them and make stuff. And it's definitely more positive than just simply spending like 100 years making content. That was literally the main thing for me. Like, I haven't really, I just recently got partnered, but I haven't set up donations yet. And I may, but I think for me, the biggest thing was is as an animator, spending so much time in a vacuum you that, you know, when you animate something, like before, before I streamed, literally, nobody saw the process and then what? After a month of me trying to juggle a cartoon with work, I spit out some fucking minute and a half cartoon that maybe people watch,

maybe they don't for a minute and a half and then they're out. You know what I mean? Rather than if I'm going to spend, you know, X amount of hours working on something, and the purpose is to entertain people. It's to connect with people, even if it's in a cartoon. Also, granted, like, I haven't been streaming as much, but this is my own personal reason right now. waiting to get a more beefier

PC, so I'm kind of laying off on streaming and focusing on work until I can get a better PC. I'll still try to stream, but my PC is very bad at the moment, so I'm not streaming currently, but I will start streaming eventually. Everybody here, I want to plug to your Twitch. I think we've done it before, but as well.

My name is on Twitch at Spaz Kid. It's Spascast, I think. I think it's Spasscast. I think it's Spasscast. My name is... Cryberger. Crys Berger. C-R-Y. Yeah, C-R-Y-Burger.

I'm just old cycle pebbles Yeah and I'm Rice Pirate Mick Because somebody took Rice Pirate But yeah I mean I do think it's Like Mick you said Like the interesting part about it is Before people didn't really

Not animators didn't really understand How the process went They just saw the end result Right So I think see any I mean we talked about it a little bit It's like oh it sucks It's hard yada yada yada

But that doesn't really do it justice But if you watch How long it takes to draw a frame Or draw a background or do whatever You go oh you kind of get a bigger There's still going to be Plenty of YouTubers out there who say the most fucking ridiculous

ignorant shit though. The thing with YouTube is I just kind of ignored I'm so fucking done with YouTube comments. I prefer strictly community based things like the Discord and the subreddit and like directly through Twitter and like Twitch and stuff. Talking directly

that way, you know, they've already gone out of their way to watch you through that, those means. So they've already gone a step above the ladder. Even if someone's pissed or they're fucking trying to like troll me on Twitter. At least they're directly in there. Yeah, they're directly engaging me. Yeah.

I read all comments on, you know, YouTube and everything else. It's not that I certainly respect some comments more than others. Like on YouTube, it's like, okay, it's a great assault. It's like it's YouTube comments. You know what I mean?

No, I mean, but it's not because they're mean or because they're growing. My biggest problem is everybody's fighting for the like system. Everybody's looking to get thumbs up. It's like, it's a competition. It's a really bad situation. They should remove the lights.

Yeah, it's a stupid system where everybody just fights to get the funniest thing voted up. And then like, there's a million comments inside of that. And it's just like, it's a, a mess. Like you open up a comment board, there's a million

comments. You can see the purpose of it, though. The purpose of it would be to have the most pertinent comments at the top. But nobody ever. But that's like the internet was made to connect people for informational purposes, but instead we use it to watch fucking people shit in diapers and jack off. Yeah, it's like, the fucking, the whole Reddit

mentality is happening. It's like, everyone thinks they're a comedian, you know, it's like, everyone's trying to fucking, but it's the same shit rehashed over and over again. Yeah, like voting and downvoting, and it's a part, it's what happens. Like, people, it's like in the same thing with Twitter, you say something funny or you say something controversial to get likes and retweets. And it's the same way.

It's like, you know, it's just, it's a way of life. But for me, like, when I look at YouTube, it would be the equivalence of being like, okay, I worked on a video for like fucking six months. Because even with the process of working on the music video for Aaron, I streamed for a month straight every day, for a month straight, for 12 hours, every day I stream for a month. And then when I finally put it out, it's like, the comments were just like, it wasn't very good. Or like, people were like, it was good.

Or they were like, wow, Aaron, your style changed so much. It's just like, so it's a mixed bag, you're just like, oh, okay. That, see, that's still baffles me. And you'd rather get the direct communication with people. You know, I still use that video as an example of how fucking stupid so many viewers are. Sorry, this isn't you guys. You guys are brilliant. You guys are smart and special and wonderful, and I love you all, but Jesus Christ.

Dude, when you put out that, or when Aaron put out that video, not only is your name in the title, he says your name out loud at the beginning of the video. It's their end at the end. And it's in the description. Like, I get it. don't read the description, but are they not reading the title or even listening to Aaron talk in the beginning? Because how does your comment still say, oh, Aaron, yeah, good job with the cartoon, yeah, oh, your style really changed? It's just like, how fucking stute, like,

how brain dead are you that you? Well, people could not figure that out. I'll give you a good example. They do it on the new Yon of things they do and stuff. Recently, uh, our boy H3H3 got sued. Got sued by a guy called Matt Haas something He's a long Arabic name Anyways He does a series

On YouTube called He's a few different ones Anyways So he's suing Ethan Before you say that I thought it was Fucking Matt Hoffman

Who's that He's the BMX Fucking He's like the professional He's like Tony Hawk He's like Tony Hawk With fucking bikes No but anyways

I was like Matt Hoffman is fucking suing Ethan And I was like Oh Matt Haugh's It's just some guy He does like Real Policar picture

Anyways Don't say weird. That's liable. Is it liable? It's liable, right? Just liable. Point is! Boyd is. He filed a lawsuit against Ethan, and I drew that guy that was suey Ethan for his video where he talks about it. I drew a caricature of the guy, and Ethan flashed it on the screen and said like,

so it thinks of psychic pebble for drawing this or whatever. The description said the same thing. And I was getting comments on my YouTube channel, and I was getting tweets that were like, you swing Ethan, you fucking little bitch. You will never bring Ethan's empire down. And I was going, what the fuck? Like, I, I, I doesn't bother me. These are people who get news from fucking 4chan, okay?

These are people who log on to 4chan with their fucking sippy cups, and they just sit there and believe every fucking piece of trash they read. I'll tell you. Forchand is one of the funniest places to ever go. Because some of those people will link me stuff, like, hey, someone saying they're you. Yeah. Or they're saying they're making here. Oh, God.

And you book to do it's like, they say things as such a matter of fact that they're like, really. Oh, they do it. so much better than everybody else. You were telling me there was a threat about Nile. There was a, no, there was a threat about one of us, and there was a few things that were said. One of the things we said was like,

wow, they said something about, like, about Hellbenders, but it was so matter of fact, as if, like, they knew. Yeah. And they're like, wow, turns out of Nile had the most stable job of any of these fucking idiots.

That's not true. Because you helped, no, not even if it was you, my point is like, because you helped Sandra with the coloring for the... Oh, they thought it was... They said that you were, you worked at Cartoon Network.

And the rest of us, and therefore, before the rest of us were lazy, but it was like... I'll take it. My point is, it's just like, but the guy said it's so matter of fact and all the replies were like, yeah. Figures. You notice on those 4chan threads, they always like pick on

one of us. Like, one week they'd be like, Mick is a fuck. Like, they'd be all off. I'm probably there more often. No, no, no. Then the next week, you'll be like, yeah, Zach, it's stupid. And then, but like... People like this nasally faggot. Yeah, but then it would be me. I was like waiting for it to be me, and then it happened once.

It doesn't bother because, like I said, Two points. The first point I'd make is like, you're never going to please anybody. If you really want to do that, you're just living in a fantasy. What I've always told people is like, imagine or think about the person you think is the best musician of all time

or the best filmmaker or the best comedian, your favorite comedian probably still is hated by like 60% of the population hated. Yeah, because statistically you're not going to please everyone. You can't do that. So that doesn't bother me. But the thing is like, you read like, yeah, just their, how matter of fact they are like,

this is the way it is. It's like, no, you're literally making shit up because you want to sell it in form. Did I tell you about the time of someone on 4chan who tended to be me? That's happened to all of us. And he answered the question so correctly, I was like, did I like

You black out and fucking do it? It was so like, and he was polite and I was like, you're not even Nile anymore. You actually stolen somebody else's identity. The real Nile was out there on the board. To be able to fucking mimic me, you gotta have some fucking like, yeah, you had to go to my school

fucking lexicon because there's no goddamn way you'd be able to copy my way of typing. The point is, like, type like a fucking media. People do that shit. People do the shit on YouTube, too. Like, it's... I never put commas, but sometimes I put

capital letters and question marks in the fucking comments in random places. Yeah. What's your favorite 4chan board, Corey? Number one, 4chan. Like, I mean, I guess there's, like, boards, but, like, when I used to go to 4chan, I went on fucking Swift and D,

and all those fucking places. What is Swift and what is D? It's just flesh, and... D is, like, uh, Fuda, like, shemail porn. It's alternative porn, basically. The video game one is pretty decent. V used to fucking suck.

I don't know if it got. any better, but it used to be terrible. It used to just be the game equivalence of fucking B. I hate talking about Fortune, like it's a fucking... Like, it's a letter. It's a letter. It's a letter. It's a cool.

It's like... Yeah, it's not a thing to talk about it. It's like... It's like the dude sold Fortune is some fucking guy who sells everybody's information. If you're still going... Did he? Yeah.

If you're still going on Fortune, there's a guy who's fucking putting all your personal information now for the public to take. Whoops! So, it should be common knowledge by now that Fortune is a fucking hotbox for stealing your information. From what I remember, from what I've heard,

I don't know if that's true, but I remember the dude fucking solvitous and like shady Japanese guy. All right, enough. Enough. Are you tired of being trolled by a troll? What are you talking about? You troll, you've trolled me hard. I'm giving, I'm giving fucking Nick PTSD about his 4chan experience. Nick's four-chaid days when he would go troll-facing.

I don't really have that much of a bar. You created the door meme. The door meme. Make you are legion. I am all of them. The first thing Nick said to me was we do that forgive. We do that forget. When you fucking came to the door.

I ate some fucking cheesy potatoes and fucking part. I won't get any broccoli. I love the dry water off. I'll throw it up. All right. It's a little throwback joke. Next, next we got, I'm a fucking nerd mate. I did know you asked the question here.

Whoa! Whoa, God! Whoa, no! Almost two way on you, that. What's something you got? You know what Nick, don't even ask the question. Next. What's something you've done?

It's an ass that you look back and go, man, I was an asshole. That's something we, I did. Did the Pokemon card saying still haunts? Um, fucking I can count the, it's like a laundry list, man. I think we talked a little bit about this although that's what we did. Yeah, we talked about this before, but I would just say, yeah, look at our Newgrounds reviews.

Yeah, look at our Newgrounds reviews. That's all you just see. All you got to do is go to the art fucking Newgrounds reviews. Like the reviews I did for like people's art pieces and their fucking flashes, I was just. You guys kept all yours up, didn't you? Blunt. I think, I had to have delete a few.

Yeah. But the really old ones. You guys, you guys, it wasn't just Zach. Some of you guys got a little, little freaky-diki about keeping those things up, got a little paranoid. I haven't removed anything. What?

Yeah, about keeping up those old reviews. No, no, the ones I had deleted were for like 2006. They were the opposite. They weren't like the meat was. They were just the really bad ones. Were you still psychic pebble back there? If you go to Mike, Newgrounds or Corries or Chris's or Stamper's, you'll find some fucking Vemem.

I read them. I read them pretty worthless. I don't leave reviews anymore. And it's like, it's a weird thing. where it's like I had enjoyment in knowing that I would blam someone's cartoon and ruin their day. Now when I see a cartoon even when it's shitty, I just don't even want to be

like blammed. I just don't care. I just feel bad, so I'll like just ignore it and if I see someone do a good job, I'll give it a five. So it's like I don't even feel like ruining someone's day. So I'm just like, fuck it. I don't even want to do this. Come so fuck, boy. Yeah, come full circle. I don't feel like people would fucking cry.

All right, cool. Disabled grandma asks. Zach, I didn't know you were on this. Oh, I don't know. I can't believe That was off the cup. I can't believe you said that two seconds after the other one, which just happened. This is all one piece.

If you could eliminate one food from existence, what food would it be? Antiovies. Vegetable meal, etc. I guess any food. I don't know. Cheesy potatoes.

I don't like anything but broccoli. If I want to cut potatoes. If I want to cut a food. I would say broccoli cooked. One time I ate it. I want to remove dry it. All load up. plastic bags. No. There's my

diet. The blue bags, the newspapers come in. There's all my black Uncle Charles eats. Fucking drywall. No more drywall. Get the drywall out of your own. He says, I'll be the one to cut the fucking blue bag. Why blue bag? Why blue bag? Why not a black bag? I also want to cut deodorant out of the diet. Oh my God. Deodorant.

Dry wall. Cornstarch. Sardines. This sounds like a real Thanksgiving feast. It's a fucking home depot while, dude. They're even fucking food. It's stuff that shoe-knice waters over.

When he puts two feet on Thanksgiving, we came over and that was all we had the way down. Corey was like, I'll be the one to cut the ghost me. It's fucking, it's like, like, shoe-nice comes in and he's got extra shit because he eats like fucking tampons and like sandpaper. He probably should eat it. If he cut his own finger off, you'd probably eat it. If you could eliminate one food though. Drywall. Drywall.

Probably rock. Just get rid of all rocks? Probably tree bark. We'd be fucked. Knock about. We be fucked. Tree bark. bark because then you can have a nice looking tree instead of an ugly gross tree with its fucking dirty skin.

You can suck at a soft tree instead of a fucking hard tree. How about yams? Because fuck yams. I like yams. Yams are boring. What are yams again? Oh, sweet potato. Fucking annihilate yams.

Yams and horseradish. Get rid of them. Oh, horse radish. I like horse radish too. It's not so bad. Horse radish. If I want to cut that, fucking horseradish destroys my nostrils and makes my nose hurt. Okay, fuck horse radish.

Wait, if I want to cut a food out, but it's also an animal, does that cut the animal out of it? He does, out of existence. No, no, it just cuts the food. I want to put fucking horse and radish in a black hole and cut them out all entirely. It means people to eat the food. So if you say steak, nobody ever eats cows. Or just more steak, right? Yeah, or meals even, a whole meal.

Okay, well, I want to cut out, I do want to cut out yams and drywall. What's that one dessert with the, where they've sprayed a thing with, like, a fucking fire? A creme brule. Those are disgusting. You've had bad crem burlay. A good creme brule. I don't even like creme brulee, but a good one. I've had good ones.

Also, cut out eel because I don't like that either. All three have been like mediocre at best. Cut out eel. I don't like eel. I love eel. I love eel. I love eel. I love eel. I love eel. I couldn't even make it out. Get rid of it. It's not even important. Fucking love it. What about electric eel? No. Get rid of it. Cut it out of the menu. Spider babies. I don't want to ever eat spider babies. Get rid of the blackwood of spider. You're tired of me. You're being shocking. Get rid of all little boy assholes. I'm sick of eating these things. I'm sick of bitch eating these. Next question. I'm sick of boy eating this. I'm sick of boy coming. Stop. Cindy to my house. Get rid of it. Cut the boy cum out of that diet.

I'm cutting out of my diet. It's making me break out and rashes. Cut it out. Dry wall, yams, horses and boy cum. Get rid of it. I'm sticking to eat bricks and boycum. It's fucking my diet up. Fucking newspaper, plastic baths,

deodorant, fucking cheesy potatoes. Get rid of it. It's done. It's out. Boat cake bags. If there's no boycum, what do you spread on your bricks? Cheesy potatoes. Cheese potatoes, you fucking idiot.

And you wrap it in bags, you fucking die. You might get some corn starch, spreeks of some cord and starch all over. You gotta tastey fucking pie, dude. This is like the fucking inside joke hour. People will know eventually. Guys, look up, look up, um, drywall. Freaky, freaky freaks. Look up freaky Friday drawwalk.

Freaky fuckers. Before the podcasts, we were like, literally just before we recorded, we were watching videos of people eating fucking drywall, they're like, I'll punch holes in my wall and I, I, I eat drywall when I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Well, break up a little place. Why are you talking like that?

It was literally a soft-spoken black lady, like this girl. She's looking at early 20s. That's how I imagine somebody who eats drywall is fucking talk. This is talking about how she like, sometimes I go over to my friends' house. I'm sorry that fucking, I eat their drywall. I'm sorry the lady who eats drawell. It's talking about the dog. Yeah, then she's like in a hardware store and she's like, this drywall tastes nasty.

But this one tastes real good. Yeah, I guess she does. All right, next question is by drip. Trip. All right, guys. We got to keep this thing rolling. A hip. All right.

Next we got, Jethro Washington. Talk about kangaroo Jack. Jethro Washington. That's a very intense name. What's your guy's name? Uncle Tom. That's his name. He sounds like a fucking general.

Jethro Washington. What was your biggest childhood role model? Fictional or real world and why? There's a 90% chance this question is already asked and answered. Sailor Moon and Jim Carrey. Wow, without hesitation. You were fucking, you've been waiting to say that. Hillary's up?

Crosswood's see you. next. Oh, wow. Hillary Duff's up there. Hillary Klair. I need, I need, you know what we did answer this? Lizzie McGuire was up there for me. Reanswered to some effect.

Like, it came in the form of like, who are your biggest inspiration? Yeah, because mine was Mel Blanc and it still is. Eh, what's up, Doc? Yeah. Do a Mickey, do a, do a, do a, do a, do a little bit of music. Hey, what's up, Doc? Okay, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's write a brand new looting tunes right now. Oh, press.

I'm hunting, it's, it's a webbit season. I'm going to hunt some why I'mants. Yeah, what's up. Duck! You look pretty beautiful in your white whales. Can you use two as well for me? Yeah.

Sopry! That's what sexy. This is purported. Give me your suffering suck a judge. Suffering satire. Twitty bird. Fucking fucking daffy blows a big fart.

Bugs blows a big fuck. Rips a big... Bugs buttoe ups a big... Hey, hey, Mel Bullock, listen up. Bugs butter rips a big fucking fart in the daffy duck's face. It's fucking beak turns backwards. Fuck you. I'm talking the funny stuff.

Hey, play the Luletunes. Take you right after that, I'm afraid. Hey, boy, play the Chambode. Play the Lututon. Play it on the trombone. Everyone, quiet, everyone quiet. Corey, play fresh. Good job, Corey.

You're my favorite. You're my inspiration. That's right. Sailing Moon, Tenga, hike. I just like that. Mick always talks with a master of disguise. He always brings it up. He's like, you know,

I always think he's going to talk to like a Buddhist quote But he's like listen As someone once said I'm like I'm like Nick Zach you got right next to the mic When he said that fucking

ASMR I'm not fucking The fuck's buddy Doing a car It's gonna hurt everyone's I'm like Mick You know I got diagnosed with cancer

What do I do What do I do? Mick pops out of Well he gets He gets on his knees And he says Listen As someone once said

Am I not Truddle enough For the Truddle Club Corey breaks out The Mast of Disgued I got a master of disguise I got a master the disguise song waiting many times. I said, I says, make him a dead. I says, what do I do? He says, become another person. Become another person. And a funny idea that's

totally enough. Can you quote the whole movie? Become another person. I think you can quote the whole movie. How many times do you watch that? Okay, so, hey editor, hey Billy, play indeed music right now. Welcome to my house. Thank you very much. I look my snake is dancing. That snake dance. No, you made the snake coin. You're at the phone. Yes, that, yes, that's, yes, that. I wonder if I can try you for shock my car. Yes, cruelling to my dickon.

Yes. The end. What was happening? That was the answer to my question. All right. That's the answer to my question. You weren't the only one who answered that. Apparently, Dickhole Ant Farm answered that question as well with nigger Jim.

Nigger Jim is a huge inspiration to us. A huge inspiration. I don't even know how that state. It's got negative three points. How the fuck does that in? It's still fucking there. Because it was relevant at the top. All right.

Voltaur asks. Fultron. What is one thing about yourselves that the rest of the crew doesn't know? I'm actually a troll in sheep's wool. I've known that for a long time. In sheep's wool? You guys don't know. Because I always say that I'm half Chinese.

You're actually full Chinese? No. I mean, I'm part Chinese. American Chinese. He's a quarter Chinese. What are you with? I'm like You're like a panda express Chinese

Troll! Gotcha, gotcha Gotcha, gotcha Scourges Scurge! I'm 50-50 like a fucking yellow Cracker

All right cool So baby seals are yummy What are some of your favorite hobbies other than animating Edit Ignored that first question It's stupid

New slightly less stupid question What is your spirit animal? That was more stupid My spirit animal is Your spirit animal is like something that you resonate with it It protects you I'd be a goblet shark

Oh god I'm a water bear All right You try to get into that fucking I'm a water dragon I'm a water dragon I'm a water dragon or a dangle sword You take your picture

All right cool There's the options I didn't make it up I'd make up the rules Mute 2 asks Is there anything I would ship my dog Or rejected

And eventually Is there anything you turn it down or rejected and eventually regretted that decision down the road. Oh, yeah, actually. Anybody who's... No, anybody who's... Might have been doing paintball. I talked to someone actually at Piccaday.

It's really interesting. I did this animated thing for a paintball company at the time. I was doing freelance work. I did an animated thing for them. But they were really shady with paying me. They took like five months to pay me. And they were supposed to pay me like months ago, so I didn't trust them in the future. And they offered you a job?

No, but... They were Microsoft. No, they basically, they offered me to do an animation and then they would like pay me, and then they would make me do other stuff in the future. But apparently he went to a painful thing and he saw my animation there, and this painful thing ended up becoming really big. And I could have made a ton of money, but I turned it down because they were fucking shady with paying me. I still think you made the right decision.

Yeah. You're going to make the calls in the moment. You can't gamble on that shit. But that is something that's like you think like, well, what if I did just be like, okay, well, I got fuck this one time and maybe I won't get fucked again. And I wouldn't get fucked. I'd probably be making good money. You know, some people, you got to think about it. Like, it's so weird with animation, like, you take a risk every time you say, like, yeah, I'm going to work on this project because it can eat up a chunk of your life.

Let's say it takes up three months. That's, what, a fourth of a year of how many years that you even have animating. You know what I mean? Like, you only got so many projects in you. So, you know, you kind of have to be selective. Like, how long have you been working on Hellbenders? You mean, like, what, see, working on it? This pilot, this pilot, this pilot, even working on.

See, the thing is, what, do you mean, like, animation-wise or script-wise? Time of your life-wise. Oh, time-line. Life, where we started, uh, God, in 2013? Okay, so three years roughly. Yeah, but three years, yeah. Also, I think, I think, Wilde did the audio for it, too. For what?

For the paintball thing? Pretty sure he did. Oh, for the one that actually got made? Yeah, because he's the one who got me the plan to begin with, and I told Lyle, I was like, I was like, the one of she's fucking chating. I always wondered how he could have that rock star lifestyle, apparently he's been living off the residuals of that paintball video. No, he's, like, Lylel is, like, Lyle is pretty much, he's a streamer,

and he's pretty much taken over the reins of being a streamer and stuff, so he, he, like. Shout to Lyle also. Yeah, shout to Lyle. A Limey. I think he's like a full-time liar. But, I mean, he puts a lot of effort in his stuff now. I see it.

Like, people who just spits up out, but he doesn't. He puts, like, he spends time making a shit. No, his Lute Crate shit is probably the best Lucrate video has ever made. Yeah, his o'clock. Other people just fucking sit there and rub their dix against him. If anybody watches my stuff, I'm sure you've heard his voice. Besides Meg, I think he's my... Does he Lyle?

Is he Lyle Macbushback on YouTube? Yeah. No, he's horse a guitar. He's a guitar master. Guitar Master. X. I don't know if he's still that. I think he might actually...

No, he switched shit over. Oh, did he? Yeah. He's not that at any way. He doesn't hate it. It's a fucking name for all he shirts. All right, cool. Next, we've got Norgamka

asks, if you get cloned and one of the clones is evil, how do you let your friends know which clone is the real you? If they're clones, they have the same brain, right? But one's evil. Throw them a curveball. How is it evil? How is it evil? See, that's the thing.

If it's evil, then it's doing something different. Oh, I know what I do? I'd be like, everybody line up and do a duck walk. Whoever does the best duck walk, you fucking blow their head off because they're clearly the evil one. No good person could do a good, fucking good duck walk. You have to be, only Hitler could do the best duck walk. Easy peasy. Corey's test, he's like, oh, yeah, what was Hitler's last name? If you can say it, you fucking blow your brains out.

You're fucking fucking zombie. You're fucking evil twin clone zombie. Corey played duck, duck, goose, and you fucking blow your head off. Yeah, they make, what's hit? That's the same. It's fucking head with Twitter and fucking explode. I sing the baloney song. I think it could sing the whole thing. What about you? How would you find out after your evil twin was evil? I would kiss me and if he blushed. I knew he's gay, so I'd kill him.

Are gay as evil? Is that what gosh told you? Why are you blushing now? That's weird. Yeah, that is weird. Gay got your tongue. I think of him sucking up my tongue and fingering my ass with his thumb. How about you found out of his evil? Because he would sneer and then that's the easiest giveaway. Why wouldn't he admit it?

Oh yeah, you're honest. So he'd be evilly honest. He's like, yeah, I'm the evil one. He just, oh, okay. Shoot the face. With the easy. What if he, what if he did his patent denial of a gallop scream? Would you kill him? Yeah, could you kill a, gallum screaming, no?

I would sue him for everything he's worth. That's zero dollars. You'd sue him? You'd take him in court and spend more money. As he screams in the courtroom, like, Golm. Well, like, he didn't win you over it. You didn't have thrown the whole thing. Yeah, what if, what if you were evil tweed him, would you ever and fuck you,

you felt really good. And he realized he wasn't really. You just, you're a fucking weirdo. You're a fucking asshole. You're a fucking doorknob up your butt hole You're just fucking a fucking a door with your butt You're fantasized But like, you just had a schizophrenic, like, breakdown

But like, how did I feel it? Would it be the worst of the shathing? Having a schizophrenic breakdown? It would be real shattery if you, like, fucked your clone and you realize it was all fake? Do you hear about that, like, fucking dungeon play somewhere where, like, there's, apparently it's haunted and some kids got killed there

and raped, and when some people, some girls got down there, they think they got raped by the ghost, they feel it. What? Why would you ever go to that if you feel like you get raped by the ghost? A dungeon play? No, it's like... Lose your virginity. It's like in the Civil War there was this like dungeon where all these kids got like raped.

Okay. Where was this? Do people with rape fantasies go there just to get fucked by ghosts? How does a ghost rape you? I don't know too much about it. How do you feel violated by a ghost? Oh my god, are you serious? Did you watch the, didn't you watch the fucking cringe videos we saw earlier?

People can get offended by anything. Anything. That's how I'm saying offended. I'm saying how do you get fucked by a ghost? Yeah, how do you get raped by a ghost? I'm not saying how I get triggered by looking at my fat tini's when I jump in the shower. Corey, did you watch Ghostbusters 1 where dead? I think it's a fucking blowjop

from a ghost? That's a documentary, my friend. Then he turns to do a fucking schizo and goes on a lot. That's fucking found fun. Yeah, then he turns into a real crazy person. Ghostbusters 3 is just the aftermath of his fucking... Ghostbishopter's 3 and Lerkeg and Ler King live. Like, the ghosts, the aliens will never talk to us after 9-11.

He scared him away. It's Ghostbusters 3. Ler King looks so scared during that interview. Lurik crawls back into his fucking coffin and descends back in the middle of the earth. Fire and flames and fucking... I'm gonna go sleep for 40, four years. All right, soy socks

asks for the whole sleepy crew, are there any podcasts or radio shows that any of you listen to? So which ones? Oh, soy socks. I actually,

I actually don't really listen to anything. I mean, not, like, podcasts. You listen to Joe Rogan, you're a big Roganite, right?

I don't listen to you. You take alpha brain. No, I don't. You always, I used to listen to Nile would always fucking talk to me about alpha like, dude you wonder

why I'm such an alpha, you wonder why my brain is so alpha. It's because they take alpha brain. I went up to you, pulled your headphones when I heard fucking like da-da-da-da-da-da-da, they put it back down.

What's that? What was that? What was it? Most of that'll happen is, like, sometimes a video will, like, appear in my feed of my YouTube recommended. Like, sometimes it's, like an opiate-an-thony clip or, like, uh, you know, like,

maybe Joe Rogan or, like, even, like, Howard Stern. Like, sometimes, like, sometimes. Yeah. Then, like, 30 minutes or something, I'll just watch them sometimes. Yeah. But I've never, like, got out of my way to listen to entire, like, podcast to keep up with them.

I don't listen to the only Howard Stern clips I obviously is, like, porn star talks about first gang-bang experience. I watched Howard Stern clips like that. The last one I watched was the one with Billy West and John Kay. Yeah, it's super fucking awkward. You know, do you know the story behind that? No. But that's an interesting combo.

Well, so, because Billy West did voices for Red Stippy and but... Oh, which ones did he do? Oh, he was the dad or... No, but he did it for... No, he did one. He did a... I always figured which one's when you ever watch Runn Stippy. Which one is Billy West?

The Rimm... Wait, they're small... Stimpy. Stimpy. They're running Stimpy. They're running Stimpy is the cat. Yeah, Stimpy. He voiced a Stimpy.

Ren and Stimpy. Ah, gee, Ren, it's my west. Ren and Sting, he also voices Ren. Well, that's the thing. So, after John Kay got, like, I don't know the whole story, but, like, I guess he got canned,

and a lot of the, a lot of the people on the show of Ren Stippey, like, decided to walk. And I guess they offered John Case, or, you know, some kind of deal, to come back and do the voice.

And he also did the voice of the other guy, Ren, for Stippy, whichever one. The Red Cat and the Twop. He did be, but my point is, he ended up doing both.

He ended up doing both the characters, which John Kay voiced the one of them. And everyone left. So it was a bit of a traitor. Yeah, there was a discrepancy and kind of rivalry there. And so Howard Stern being the fucking shitster, he has invited them both on. And since John Kay seems a little bit kind of apprehensive

as a person anyways, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's, like, Billy West is just like blushing and smiling really awkwardly. It's from like 1997. Yeah, do they know each other? We're like going on it? I know. I think so. But anyways, that's the last thing I watch. But, uh, no, I don't really watch. So besides, like, Opie and Anthony or, like, Howard Stern or, like, the...

But I just, like, that's clip. I think Obi and Anthony are insufferable, but for some reason their show is entertaining sometimes. It's fascinating to watch after the whole thing with... The whole Anthony thing I was keeping up with it. That's like a whole... It's like a fucking... Wait, what happened with Anthony?

So Anthony got fired like a year and a half or two years ago because he took pictures of like someplace in New York and some black lady like attacked him. He went on Twitter and called like a monkey or something. Oh, no. Not because she was black, but he was just saying... No, it was because she was back. I know. He said...

He says he's... But my point is, he... His argument is... the was he was just saying that she was an animal. He called her an animal, sorry, he called her an animal, sorry, he called her an animal, not a monkey, I correct myself. He calls her an animal, and the network, serious or whatever, fucking fired him because of it.

And they just had Jim and Opie, and then Anthony went up and did his own thing. But there's a bunch of other weird drama, like, they came out and sent shit about each other, and Anthony got arrested for, like, his girlfriend accused of a beating her. Yeah. There's, like, a whole... That's been a popular thing lately, a lot of, uh, like, Johnny Depp recently. What, Johnny Depp recently? Yeah, yeah.

Beatiest wife or what? Yes, she's filed a restraining order against her. Who's your ability to? What's her name? Amber Hurd. I don't even know what she does. Do you see that really awkward apology video they both made like two weeks ago before? No, to who?

How did I do this? To Australia. Wait, both of them were forced to make an apology video to Australia because she smuggled her dogs without being vetted into Australia. Oh, yeah. So they both sat down to like, Australia is a very good country. I love it. Wait, this is post-divorce though, right? No, no, this happened like two weeks ago.

They're only getting the divorce now. Okay. She only filed for him. Wait, I have totally... But this is before he beat the shit out of her a few weeks ago. That's proven that Johnny Depp beat the shit of his wife? No, no, no, it's not proven. He made a counterclaim saying that she's lying, and she had photos, but, you know, you never...

You can know. You can't know. It doesn't fucking T.MZ bullshit. I did. I completely wanted to my radio. But anyway, so, uh, Corey... Cereo was... Smacking, smack and his girls.

You guys seem like the type of... Which makes sense. I don't. I deal with our podcast too much to one. I listen to one podcast that, um... Ages ago, I actually listened to a podcast that Lyle introduced me to. It was something wizards. I forget what it was called, but it was like...

Musty Wizards? No, it wasn't something like that, but it was like... It was something wizards. It was like nonsensical wizard. There's something in that vein, but basically what they did with the, but they would have a topic and they would say stuff. Like, they would be like, okay, the topic today is superpowers. What superpowers would you have and why would you have them? Someone say something like invisible.

And be like, oh, that's gay. Why would you have that superpower? and they'd say why and then they'd be like, okay but then like people, but they would say stuff that like I would think of. What's the gimmick?

What's the hook here? They would say stuff that I would think of. They would be like really perverted and dirty. And sometimes they would do stuff like they would talk about McGiver and like how McGiver made things.

They'd like, you're in a room, you have to McGiver some nonsense. So there's like weird guys like, hypotheticals. Yeah, he's like, I would stick an umbrella outside my door to collect the water

which I would have then use to turn into steam to float out of it. It's just like nonsense, but it's like the way it was was like perfect. They were like the perfect combination of people That had like really good They could find a title that we'll plug it if we can I don't it's eight it's they only did like 10 episodes

And it was in 2010 It was ages ago but it was a really good podcast In internet years it's fucking It's extinct at this point Yeah they were but they were really funny StarTalk I actually just remember And I used to listen to roughly On occasion I would listen to

Way back then I would listen to the rooster teeth podcast Because I like some of the guys on rooster teeth But now I don't listen to it Because there's like hundreds of people that do it And the only ones I'd like that aren't really on there. But Star Talk is one. That's more if you're...

Fucking geek. You put Star Talk about it. That's really good background noise. It's just Neil through that's Tyson. He has a podcast with a co-ho sometimes when he just talks about, like I'll take questions. There's just really nice background always to listen to. It's really suing. I mean, like a rock star, you know.

He's like... He's like... I'm actually more... More Shark and how fast Zach laughed at that. Like, meaning that was the first thing that came into the Zag's head. Well, he just talked about it. I meant like he's like a rock star of science. He's an animal.

Whenever I see him. Whenever I see it, my first thought is like, this dude totally cheats on his wife. Oh, yeah. I was such a bad thought, but every time I see me, he was like, you know, I love science. Dude, this guy totally fucks like white interns. 12-1-5 interns. Mega-164. I'll miss you see it.

Kobe, what are you going to say? Mega-64 does a podcast also, but they're like an episode like 1,000 or something. They haven't watched a single one. I don't even know how it is. I've never, I've heard a lot of good. I have nothing against it, but I've just never, because it's like, where do you start? You start episode one? your way up. It's like...

I've heard a lot of good things about those... And it's topical. Like, it's topical stuff. Yeah, so... And I try to avoid topical stuff because I feel like it's like, I don't want to know. Like, I don't want to get up... I've heard a lot of good things about Grandma's Vigility Podcast.

Yeah, that was just in... Justin Rylan. There's like some... Idiot Box is another one. Everyone's always... Everyone clambering about. I've never even heard of it. Well, a lot of people recommend a lot of these

with ours. I was like, oh, if you like this one. Yeah, yeah. I see. Next question. All right, next question. Cool. next up we got

if you can change this is needs more whammy asks if you could change anything about your body what would it be besides a larger dongas first of all none of us in the sleepy cabin crew have any concerns about the size of our dungai but me myself I would eliminate a lot of body hair

from different parts of my body including my neck which then bleeds into my back and also my chest I basically have an entire fur I am a wolf man but I create the illusion of not having that by having regular shearing sessions. I would eliminate my handkill ass and replace it with a nice plump one

that I could chew me. Why would you care about your ass? Do you look at it? Because I have a handkill ass. So what? So what's the problem? It doesn't feel good when you sit down. You just put a big juicy black girl ass? Just a big vaity fucking blackie.

You had a big juicy Latina ass. Sat down. That shit would fucking... You have like a barbers tanning. I'm telling you right now, it's like sitting on a fucking water bed every time. You can walk over to J-Lo and be like, I like, I like, I like, oh, thank you.

Be like, no, I mean, like, I want your ass. Literally, I'd love to have your ass. Yeah, but the cellulite would remain. I don't know if that's like a turn on or... I don't know. Would you look at your own butt and be like... My modification would be, I'd be buff the better what I ate. That's a possibility.

Modification? You could change? I guess so. Oh, I guess you could say metabolism then, right? No, but I mean, like, if I could pick it out, I would, like, if I could pick out like a fucking... You know what you pay your walls to give you like a thing to flip through? Get like where those.

I would like that one. I would absolutely get a fast metabolism. I would turn, I would, I would fucking trade in my juicy ass for a fat metabolism. My metabolism was fine. As I'm just saying, it's more about time.

It's more about like, you know, I'm not, I'm not saying I can't work out, but it's a lot harder when you're fucking working. Fucking juicy ass or eating food. Red knacken responded with less man boobs is probably the most popular answer to that question.

What a fucking, you know what? See your mid tinnies? You know, you better whip those. little babies out or shake them around. Nice titties. Put those fucking baby torpedoes at, you little bitch.

Is that what you call those tities? Ooh, that way I can make them fucking dance together. Dance in unison, nice titties. Do they make fucking awesome sounds? What are you now? What would you do? If you could change one thing about your body? I got like fucking bags under my eyes.

All right. First world problems here. I gained weight pretty recently, but I can lose it quick. It's no baby. So nothing, you're all good. Less seizures. Does that go? Less blackouts.

Only had one seizure. Less blackouts then. Where you sleepwalk. You wake up in the kitchen. You had one convulsion where you were in the fucking movie theater spitting up popcorn. All right, cool. Authentic penis asks,

what is your earliest memory? Singing authentic penis. Sing a real true authentic penis. That is one of my earliest memories. In my face. My earliest memory is like fucking sliding out of this like slippery hole and latching onto this dangling hair.

That was last night. And flipping up on top of it. This water slide sucks. Those fucking pussy pops hitching the mouth and fucking made your teeth on. You know, I've gotten to this. point where like I don't even know if some of my earliest memories are really memories anymore. Or if I just fucking made them up or there are a compilation of like movies or something.

Yeah. One of my earliest memories I think is, uh, is looking at like a rocking chair in my room when I was like one or two. But that could just be something I fucking thought of when I was like 20. I don't know. There's always a rocking chair in every cartoon and every, like, Stuy is a walking chair in his bedroom. I know I had a rocking chair. The question is like, I just don't know if I remember it like I remember it was like sitting in that chair. I remember looking at it through my fucking crib. Was it moving and shaking by itself? Is that what you remember?

There was a damn ghoul hating it. I had a rocking chair, and I know for a fact, because I remember sitting underneath it and holding onto the bars and, like, rocking it while I was underneath it and stuff. I have, like, a very tactical memory of it. I think I recall being a pumpkin for Halloween. I was dressed up as a pumpkin. Oh, like, when you were first, like, stew or water.

Yeah, I was a little pumpkin. The farthest memory back I could possibly remember is riding on those, like, little, like, fucking, like, horses. that are on like cat-tidal chain things as little rock horses It's so funny Whenever I was on those rock horses

I always try to rock myself so hard That like what the purpose was to fling myself off Or something Like why was I trying Because it was fun You wanted like trying to get the horse Toys into the ground I try to do that too

Yeah why why did we try to do that I would end up just flowing over And fucking hitting my head On the metal board crying Instead fucking like I did spring stains on my fucking forehead Why did everything It was a good idea

That if somebody was like over by one of the Teeter Totters that I jumped On the other side of it Like you know what did it Like, what cartoon did I watch? I tried to stand on it once, and I fell back and fucking hit my head on it. I got so hurt on that goddamn thing, but I kept getting back on it and just fucking writing it. All right.

The Nivlack asks, you are making a human centipede. Who do you choose and where do you put them into centipede? I'm clearly at the front. No, no, no. You fucking spicy food cuts. You make the fucking bad, Nick. In my world. Wait, wait.

In my world. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're making a centipede. Why would you put yourself on the centipede? You're not to get it in the center. No, I think they just want to put him to... I think you want that anyway. You slight notes to the fucking guy,

I'd be like, hey, listen, I have a good diet. Just to pull a break. Got you, pulled you, fucking shit, and fire. Isn't that suck? You fucking, you're a part of a human centipede? They come up to you and they're like, whoa, didn't you get the memo? You didn't have to be a part of this thing.

Well, it's here, dude. You're just supposed to, like, make one. You didn't have to be in it. I'd be like, oh. And you're like, oh. That's a little different from what I thought. What a mix-up, right guys? You're like, well, since your year.

Classic misconceptions. What I would do is I'd get three of the strongest people and I'd fucking roll him down a flight of stairs and see who rips apart first. I would put Hillary, Donald Trump, and Trump will be in the front so he could talk. I put Hillary. I put Hillary.

No, you would do? Ted would love Hillary in the middle. No, no, there's no middle. I'd make up like a little. triangle with them. Like, I just fucking, like, bend them into a circle. Ted Cruz would be so fucking horny from that. He just said...

He's such a grief. He'd probably be licking his lips. Yeah, but he's so upset, though, because he couldn't do any of his impressions while he had his mouth fucking stuck to an ass. What's he going to be, what's he going to be tied to? Okay, so this turn, so Trump would be the front because he'd be like, I love being the front. I love being the leader of all this. And then Hillary would be in the middle.

She'd be trying to cackle, but her fucking teeth is, like, carved into an ass. She eats shit anyways for a little. Oh! She's good. shit. She would personally be like, can I say in the middle? Is she Christian? She could be in another life.

She's pretty much here. She's the Christian of politics. So we have Trump, Hillary. I have the best shit, okay. Would it be Bernie and then Ted Cruz? To look at his lips and be like, this is called for a Lisa Simpson impression. You know, fuck this, dude. I got to do my Lisa Simpson. My kids are waiting. Pretty kiss them on the fucking mouths.

All right. So that's what we would do with the presidential campaign. We turn them into fucking human centipede to make the box. Yeah, exactly. This is exactly what I do. All right, we got to get just a few more in here. It's getting a little bit late. This is an interesting one.

I think it's a pretty short answer. I don't think we have to get too in depth. Clam chop asks, here's my question. How difficult is it financially to live as an artist? Is the stereotype of the starving artist true for you or any artist you know? Thanks. Yes. Yes.

It is stupid to not go into art without having a secondary job. Just remember this. while we may have some audiences and stuff and yes we probably live a little bit better than some people out there the truth is is that art for 99.99999999 of people across all times of the universe

has always been a very difficult thing to make a living off of. If you see one successful person there is millions of other very talented if not more talented people that are dying gutters alone. It's subplaged talent. Some part's luck, some part, skill with with that.

Yeah, it's luck, skill, who you know and talent. And it really what it comes down to is it's not simply like you can't just get popular. You can, but it's like, you know, even then so, it's luck. Because you could sit there and pander and do everything people want. But some people might, like, it might not catch on. You could spend on this time. It is a matter of what interest you give to people. You need to bring something to the table that they don't get from anyone else.

But I would also, I think I've said it before in the podcast, but if, you know, if you, If you see artists like us or you see other artists and you think they're, you know, they're rich because they have a lot of followers. Twitter followers don't equal money. Yeah. Subscribers on YouTube don't equal money. No. What I would say is if you want money and you want fame, be a lawyer or a doctor. Don't be fucking animated because it's a long, long process.

And there's no guarantee you're going to get to the end in the title. Do animation and art strictly as a hobby until you feel comfortable enough to switch over and start making a living. Pursue your other life. continue. I mean, I know that Mason had hypocritical because we've all, a lot of us didn't go to college or if we didn't be dropped out. That's because it hit us early, the art part, hit us

early enough when we can do that. If you're not at the point where you could quit your job, definitely, it definitely get income from that, then don't do it. Have a back, always have a backup plan. What the fuck is up with these like death trains? They're always trying through, screeching. It was just on fire, just going

by. All these charred bodies in the windows. The flames flickered. Let's do three more. Do a lightning round. Go, good, go. Lightning round. Read off as much as you can. Boy, do the lightning round.

Lightning round. Lime, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, man, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma. All right, cool. Press restart asks, the year is 2025. YouTube finally died. As animators, you're still employed because you actually have talent. You walk into a Wendy's to see Markiplier ready to take your order. No.

What do you order? and what do you say to him while flaunting your wads of animator? Cash. What a fictional reaction. It's so far out there that it's like almost impossible to answer. While bizarre o me is an asshole,

I want to go up to fucking market flyer and throw my animator money. In 2025, apparently YouTube's dead and therefore on some animators. Yeah, but the animators, dude, in 2025 it's all going to be stream fame, streamer fame. Yes. It's going to be people eating cereal,

Oh, what do you think it'll be by 2025? I don't know. Because, look, I mean, YouTube is... Celebrities. Like, it started... YouTube very, very early started with, like, vloggers. That was the big thing.

Yeah. And then it was, like, skit channels, like, Smosh and... Now it's Let's plays. And then it was, yeah, then it was, like, kind of... Yeah, there was Let's plays. And now it's almost like these list guys and these...

Like, there's a few different... Top ten lists. Top ten. They're everywhere now. Then it's going to be streamers, too, and then it's going to be something else. It's all, it's cyclical. Yeah.

Every five or six years, How many guys that were there were popular six years ago are still relevant? Does anybody talk about I Justine? No. Onision? Onisian. What the buck? Oh my God.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Wait, well, who was that one kid, that gay kid? Fred. Fred? He's like 27. He was on Nickelodeon or something, right? Yeah, no.

I was looking back on Wattabuck, and the poor guy gets like... Okay, lighting around. He's not even a bad guy, I'm just saying. Oh, yeah, Lightning around. My point is, fuck you. You cluster. Yeah, fucking you bizarre. ask... Sticky buns, one asks, what are your pet peeves?

Mine is people who talk during movies. Or don't pay attention to... So if it's like, hey, let's watch a movie tonight. People like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then while we're watching it, they're on their phone, or they get up and walk out of the room? I hate that. I hate that. And it's like, do you want me to pause or do you want me to... Okay.

I hate when you know, so it can't work really badly. You watch it, they're like on their phone. They're like, oh, what happened? It's like, oh, don't you... Yeah. I think, but there's one pet peeve, I remember that I always get tired of seeing is when I'm looking at porn and the way people would draw characters they give them these little tiny buttholes

and they have like huge genitalia. It's like, it's not right. It's inaccurate. I hate pornos when the video's called like blowjob and then the girl just fits on the dick and gives them a hand job. What? Yeah, that's not a blowjob.

I also hate it when they say gang bang and it's just two guys banging a girl. I'm like, that's not a gang bang. It's a three-sum. Yeah. Pepian is done getting fucking sexual terms incorrect. All right, cool. Next we've got,

Coney 2012 is relevant, asks. Do you think some things are off limits when it comes to comedy? What are some things you don't really like to joke about, I say no, is it. Everything is fair. Maybe you shouldn't die or be a loser in life.

I don't necessarily like everything, but I believe everything is fair. I think the two biggest things, the only two things that matter in a joke on context and intent. If you make a bad joke about somebody's recently deceased like grandfather or something,

that probably means you had bad intent. Also time. No, I don't think even time. No, there's like a thing. Like if somebody, like, you know, If someone just dies and you make a fucking joke Okay, I guess the three things would be context Attemptive Time, I guess. Yes, exactly.

But time is really context. Or to a degree, that's like, it's really subjective. That's like chronological context. Like, where does it fall in time? Yeah, that falls into context. Like the California, there's like a school shooting that went on in the California, right? It was like a school shooting.

Today? Yeah, you feel right. Today it happened? Yeah. What? Yeah. And if people were making jokes about that, that would be in more taste. If people were talking about, well, you know,

everything weren't too busy stuff in their face with avocado sandwiches. They could have avoided the kind of, Like that would be, you know. It's also, yeah, it's also about, the one tweet I ever made that I actually deleted and regretted was the day, like the hour Robin Williams died. I wrote, uh, this is no flubber. I said, oh, so this means no Mrs.

Doddfire too. And I was like, that was a mean. You know the ironic thing is there wasn't a Missedafire too? I know that's why I was saying. I was like, oh, but my point, I was like, that was, I didn't sit right. I was like, that's probably not cool. I took it down. All the replies were like, oh.

And it wasn't, it wasn't because of that that I took it down. I was just, no, that's, it's just, but I think it's funny. If you make a rape joke and a rape victim hears that they feel bad about it, that sucks. But there are so many things in the world to be upset about. But telling a rape victim, like making a joke about them. Go walk up to a rape victim, knowing they have had experiences like that, and then saying, tell you a rape joke, that is negative, and that goes against it. So that's why you. Right.

Like, you see a rape victim, you know they're a rape victim. They slip on a banana peel and you're like, oh, is that how you got raped that last time, too? Right, right. You know, but you're slipping onto some dick. If you're on stage you as a comedian and you tell you jokes like that and somebody from the audience, that's a completely appropriate context and setting to tell a joke like that because you have to have two tell jokes. Yeah, it's just the whole like, if you can make fun of one thing, how are you not allowed to, you know, whether it's religion or whatever.

I'll make one quick point before I'm going on. One quick point. You have two options in life. Option number one is to go into everyone's brains and to tweak everybody's behavior exactly so that everyone's fine-tuned exactly to your behaviors and your, you know, how you behave. Yeah. You can tweak how everybody behave. As not to offend you or you can just have thick skin.

Those are your two options in life. Okay, do one more. You don't get to pick and choose. Mick, what's the last question? On the questions. All right, last question. Look, there's a lot of these here. Unfortunately, we only got enough time to do one last question.

Let's just pick it random. Let's see. Last one, last one. Okay, here's a short one. Scars 98 asks, how long could you, oh, how long can you hold your breath? Not really a question. I think if, do you actually count? You're just gonna try it?

Let's try it. Yeah, let's just do it. Okay, we'll find out. I'll tell you. Okay, and... Is that the funeral for fucking Bugs Bunny Corrie? What the fuck was that? What the fuck?

It was so sad. Like, it was great to be cast with you guys. That's... Bede-Budee, Badee, Badee, Badee, Bidee, that's all, folks. That's all folks.