SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E25 - [Blue]

Episode Date: June 25, 2016

Spooky tales from the murky bogs of Ireland, super powers of the autistic, naked Turks of New York City, Sonic the Gay, Mega Man the many, and the super secret hidden truth behind the color blue. No chill, no luggage, no ghost-bullies. Come scratch us. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: JohnnyUtah (www.johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) Cory (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Mick (www.youtube.com/user/ricepiratenewgrounds) With special guest: PaperBagAnimator Youtube : https://www.youtube.com/user/paperbaganimator/videos Twitter : https://twitter.com/PaperbagTweet Podcast editing by: Ricepirate +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Creeps McPasta . Jace Baker . Shane Danells Denis DeLong . Sonny Canchola . Susparty Paul Raymond . Rodolfo Davis Millet . Corbin Record Bill Zhuang . Andrew Dore . Dani Rucker Dazzanator . Conner St. John . Phillip Tafoya Hudson Heitmeier . Yuval Birenzweig . Dan Jakab Chris Moore . Blake Bevill . Amanda Scott Yamen Mouhanna . Bit.Halo And to ALL our lovely patrons

There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Very deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys.

He's a bunch bullshitter. Welcome to Sleepycast, Home of the Sleepycast, with your host, Corey Spaz Kid, Spaz Kid, Mick, and Jeff. McJef, Johnny Utah. My name's Nile. And we're here to talk about Ireland. Now, talk about the 1846 potato famine. Yeah, you just heard about that today, right?

Yeah. I did. Yeah, no, it was a tough day for me. Yeah, but here's what I don't get. You live on an island. Yeah. Let's just catch fish. We're greedy.

Instead of catching potatoes, you can be catching fish. Like you said this morning, Nile, why don't you just grow bananas and fish? Dumb. Nile, what do you think of Chris? Be honest. Tell us your true feelings about Chris, being his friend. Alright, Chris can get in the fucking sea. And he kidnapped me and brought me to America.

So, I mean... Whose wiener's bigger? Yours or his? His, admittedly. Yeah, yeah. It tastes good, though. Is that your rent? Yes, that's, yeah, like every night.

I mean, I missed the taste, but, yeah, no, I'm glad he's gone. He can fuck right off. He's a piece of shit. Wow. How long could be... This is a real talk. Yeah, yeah. Well, Kyle.

My fucking 11th. All right. I'm now. I'm going to leave now. I have to, uh... Who's out of the door? Well, we go to go to the door. We've scared away two Irishmen.

This is our third, uh, Sean slash paperbag animator. That's my name. Now, Sean, yes. I think you're the first, you're one of the few animators we know, which fits into the tripping balls category of animation. Along with, uh,

you know, Sam Johnson? The guy did, uh, Pikachu on asses. Oh, I actually love that video. I didn't actually, I never cut up his name.

Yeah, in terms of like trippy animation. I always, I like a Felix. Yeah, Felix. Col. He's great. He's a cool guy. He's crazy.

Is it Felix Colgra? Yeah. Beyond the Colgrave. The other guy who's really trippy stuff is, I guess his name, is like Cetto. Cotobeloplast. Cotobalas. I always called him fucking settoe. I do too.

You know, I always call him like Cattlepism. I always called him Cetoplasm. Cetoplasm or Cetoplasm? Exoplasm. Cetoplas. No, no. Is that, is that person like part of a duo or a trio? I feel like there's an account similar to.

that name that normally does pieces similar to that or is labeled under that as well. I don't know. I don't know if it's all the same guy or if he's... Yeah, I don't know. You don't know what you're talking about. I don't know who it is. Let's just make an uninformed decision that it's all the same guy. It's you, isn't it? Yeah, me and I. Black from the dead.

Actually, yeah, speaking of Nile, Nile left today. Yeah, you got hit one by one. It seems to be the thing. It's going to be me. Me and Corey. Then me. I don't know. Or Corey. I'll be out. Eventually. He'll be the Corrie cast. I'd like to hear Sleby Kass with Just Chef on his own.

There's Sleepy Kass. Welcome to Sleepy Kuh. Starring me. Let's get into the corned beef and rivalry. Let's talk about, there's this topic I wanted to talk about where I thought it was interesting. I think of it interesting. If you had a Rain Man ability, if you could have an ability where you could just, in your mind, you could think of it instantly. It could be anything.

It'd be a fucking math problem or a math equation. It could be like a... There's artistic rainman. There's a guy who can go on an entire city for memory. Yeah, like that kind of stuff. Yeah. Like you see. And I was saying I would like...

You know that guy? I don't know. I've seen all his videos because I'm obsessed with autism apparently. He does like whiteboard shit, doesn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or they fly him over a city in a helicopter. They don't even give him a few. They give him like five minutes to...

Can you fucking jangle him from a rope over the city? They just let him look out the window. And then he spends the next eight hours drawing it on a wall. It's like 99% accurate. A photographic memory. It's crazy. I said, um, I would rather, I'd like have a photographic memory with movies where I could recite almost any movie from any period.

Because I swear, every time we talk about, about movies, I'm flicking idiot. Because I'm on the side, I'm too busy. My brain's clouded with fucking a ton of Adam Sandler failure comedies. Would you, would you have a trade off there? Like, you know, Rain Man, he has like terrible social skills. Yeah. Would you trade that off?

If all of us, basically what you're saying is, is what autistic skill do you want that's going to make you totally socially incompatible with society? So you can, that's what made him. Capacitate you. There's no like awesome cool. So I have to get a disorder? Yes. So you can remember any part of any moment.

movie, but you lack the ability to speak. So, all you can do is reenact bits from movies. Can I just go blind for like 10 seconds? Like every time you're, every time we're resetting the effects to go blind. I go blind for 10 seconds. All he sees is the movie. Like your eyes run on the back of your head and you start shaking. Oh, I see it.

Yeah. So give me an instant bit, like I'll say it because I don't know anything. A bug life. The bit where he hits the rock. Okay, you tell me, you set it up. Set it up for me and I'll deliver it. All right. Okay. He's flying on his floaty dandelion. Oh, that's right.

And he hits a rock. Okay, that's what I said, and then now I'm convulging in my mind, all my eyes are in the back of my head. I feel like I'm about to have a Rain Man moment watching you figure this out right now. What the fuck is even happening? I don't know. I asked him for a scene and you would sit someone down and go, I can name any scene from any movie.

Just name a scene from a movie? All right, I see it, I see it. Yeah, exactly. I was asking for an example. And they'll be like, oh, my God. Were you fancy your power tricking people and giving you the answer? Yeah, no, it's kind of like those people. That was my true power.

Those people who read ghosts They're like giving the cue, give them the C I'm like that I'm like, okay I'm thinking of a movie right now You're like those failure comedy Oh the yeah The Williams Yeah well I was gonna say

Yeah what are you the mediums of Have you heard of death in the family? Yeah yeah yeah it starts with a letter Yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh Prometheus Oh yeah that's the one All right tell me what happens up 44 minutes As one those dudes are fucking with a weird snake thing

That's the most upset That actually sounds about That sounds like that sounds like Exactly around 40-some. I bet somebody went back. You actually may have this rain man skill, Cory. Boom, dude. Just like the 1846 potato fam, but I got this. You just knew about that shit. You're going to recite history. Let's play. What's with Irish history with Corey. Just asking questions. Do, da, do, do.

Good good ching. Yeah, yeah. Jesus, we've had sirens. We've had all sorts of... I don't know anything about Irish history. All right. Okay. What were the black and tans? Paddies. Okay. Okay. Black and tan is a reference to a charred beef burger.

The tan is the bun. The black is the burger. No, Irish people hated black and tans. Specifically, the burgers. The burgers. That's why there's a song, Come out, you black and tans. Come out and fight you like a man.

It's about the burgers. I just hate burgers. And that's where we actually, hamburgers were invented in Ireland, and the reason why you put ketchup on it was to signify the blood from the battle of the black and tan. Where we fought a shit ton of burgers. What did mustard signify?

That was the blood of the yellow, of the cowards. Yeah, yeah, that's her Niles family died. Patty actually was a derogatory term for Irishmen. Not really. I mean... But you said soldiers used to beat people to submission while calling on patties. Yeah.

That's... Yeah, it seems like a bad holiday, too. But it wasn't because of the holiday. It's just a common name in Ireland, so... That's a very common name. This fucking Patty is one of Chris's friends. But it's like if you were to call any Mexican person Jose or something... Oh, is that what it is?

Yeah, it's like Pablo. Dude, that's not my name. Because America is such like a melting pot, you can't just be like, Fuck you, you fucking Brian. Like, it doesn't work. It's the most common American name. John.

Adam? Actually, you already used it. Adam's, you don't even know. They already used that, actually. Jeff. I know a lot of Jeffs. A lot of parents having kids from, like, the mid-70s, the mid-80s, named their kids, Jeff.

Mike, Tom. In 50 years, my name's going to be up there with, like, named like Margaret or something. This old name nobody uses anymore. Morag. Who ever heard that name? Morag. That's like the most disgusting name.

Morag. So all our fans called Morag. Totally sorry. There's any morags in Ireland? No, it's an Australian name. It sounds like... Morag Johnson. I just remember...

No, I just remember there was like an Australian sitcom. Not sitcom, a soap opera. There's a character called Morag. And I was trying to him. I heard someone refers to her by name. It's like... That sounds like an insult.

Morag. It's like a goofy morag over there. I like it. Morag. It sounds like a villain. It sounds like a blind cave villain around his fucking glowing. Big dumb innocent guy.

It's Morag. It's a woman's name, by the way. Is it? Is it really? Morag the hag? I thought it was like, Morag is a woman. It's me.

Morag. Do you have not read the new sleepy cabin terms of service slash rules and engagement? We have no bullying. Fucking apparently no moment of silence without some fucking siren or something going off. You know that to that. I punch homeless people and knock them out, but I don't bully. You know, I don't hit anyone. I just make them fight each other for like TV dinners.

I throw coins at them maybe. Film it. That's a bullying. That's charity. I haggle with homeless fighting They take their sandwich And be like, he took it first They duke it out

Like chicken fights I do that with homeless people Yeah, you're doing God's work I was, I saw this like list Of like things that people do And there's like the thing You said you did it Were you stupid shit people do

When they're up there Where you put fucking salt on her hand With ice and it like burns In your skin I did find this guy by the way I've never done that It's around here somewhere That really worked

Yeah There's a guy There was some teenager Who burnt across Into his back With doing that Salt and ice Salt and ice

So if you if you, actually we should not be putting this information out there, if you sprinkle salts onto like your hand and then like crush some ice, can I scuba into it? It'll like burn your hand. It'll burn you. It'll burn it. Really badly. Like it'll scar you. It's like, fucking painful. I was drunk in 15. I was like, yeah, I'll do my leg because I don't care about my leg.

Do you use rock salt or just like table salt? No, just table salt? Yeah, yeah. How did that not accidentally happen at a bar a hundred times to everyone? It's not like, you put the salt on and you like hold it there. Disclaimer, don't do this. Yeah, by the way, like, you pour like gasoline on yourself

and catch yourself on fire. I think that's a new trend that's going on. I don't think where you take a knife and you're slowly pushing into your fire. So you got a huge high. I mean, I did stupid stuff. Like, I did that thing where you basically strangle yourself until you pass out.

You did that. Yeah, that wasn't smart, but I did it. In high school, I used to do for free food. I used to let people faint me. So, like, I'd breathe in and out a lot. Yes, that's what it is. That's what it is. You go, you bend over. You go, you go.

Yeah, yeah. And then you stand up, and then somebody pushes up against your chest, like, really, really hard. That's what you do. And then boom, you just crumpled your feet. I think I didn't remember that, but I never did it. You don't actually, sorry.

I wasn't actually straining myself like a psycho. I was actually going, I'm sorry, I do you like me now! And so you do that. I was wondering how the fuck you do it. I'm like, that's how I did it. And I was just thinking it was easier to strangle yourself than just simply make it more creative. What are the most, like, what are the most, like, goofy self-harm you ever done yourself, like thinking... That it was going to be funny.

Yeah, it'd be funny. You fucking prank yourself. You got played. I got a story, but it's not self-harm, but it was... I snorted hot sauce. Yeah, that's, that's... I got a cap a bottle of chloroseptic

So you bet me That is probably gonna top everybody Really? I mean Stoning hot sauce isn't cool That hurts Yeah I bet

That just feels like you just snorted fire ants They're just crawling around your nose I don't know Maybe you need to I mean maybe it's been a while I don't know if you remember I did it when I did it again

Just to compare the memory of it To like right now I did it to do it right now And you can let us know We used to just do things though We were just like We'd just play like the punching game Where if you flinch you get punched

You get punched in the arm Yeah, or we used to play, yeah, do you play slaps as a kid? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to be fucking glad. Or because there was knuckles as well. Did you do that? Yeah. Do you have any examples of?

Yeah, one time I thought it would be cool. I was more curious than anything else. Nobody dared me to do it, but I took a lighter and I put my fingernail over the flame because I was curious on my thumb. Like, because at first, like, I didn't really feel much at all. It fucking burnt the skin underneath my fingernail. and it was easily one of the most painful things. The thing I remember... So you just weld your fingernail to your finger nail to your finger.

Well, it didn't really weld. Eventually the fingernail like died, or the skin under it. It all kind of turned black eventually, but all I remember, the thing that really got me was as soon as it started hurting, I stopped. And it felt like it was just getting worse and worse, even after I didn't have the flame on it. So don't do that.

Yeah, don't do that shit. I heard another one. There's this thing that people do now when they're really drunk to, like, stimulate the drunkenness, I guess. They just whack their head off something. What? Apparently it, like, makes you, drunker and I was like that is

most retarded. Of course it does. You're giving yourself a concussion. He's like, yeah, so like a guy doing me to do it and I stood up against a brick wall and I just did this and he hit his head backwards. I felt so much dumb. But it was really funny because... You could do that without alcohol.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, my fingers started curling. I couldn't pronounce words. It was great, man. It was cool, dude. I was at a party when I think it was maybe 16. I was standing outside the house with an empty bottle of my hand.

I finished my drink. It's not even like a thing that takes. effort or skill. But I wanted to throw the battle in the air and, you know, kick it. And I essentially did like the Final Fantasy 10 bicycle kick by accident. I just went whoop. And I like, I did like a full 360 flip and landed

on my head on like a ceramic flower pot. And I was like, I got up, I was like, oh yeah that was great. Put my hand in my head. I looked down and I was like, oh, it's covered of blood. And I was like, we got to do something about it. So we went to the bathroom and someone like half-passedly poured water on my head, got like some

salt. Salt. device and just welded your hot candle wax yeah yeah they got some

cotton wall and like tape and just around my head and put a hat over it and then I had the best night of my life

it was great I was like I did that in second grade I had to go the hospital though see that's the thing and I never told

my parents about and they're probably sorry about this parents you can still see the scar I just like went on with possibly a concussion but I was too embarrassed

to go home and tell my parents it was a good night though well you got good hair though so I can't just cover it up. Yeah, you can't really think of anything stupider. I know there's, like, things that are really dangerous and stupid to do,

like taking something like NyQuil and an energy drink. It's really stupid. Yeager bombs. That's Red Bull and Yeager. Yeah. Like, so, you know, the alcohol, what's the say? The alcohol slows down your heartbeat. Oh, I can tell you.

Yeah, but Red Bull and Buck is a very popular drink. I know, but I feel like that's a... I told you have a bunch of that, I could fuck you up. Yeah, dude, I had fucking... Yeah, I had... Yeah, you had three, right? No, I had nine shots of Yeager in 30 minutes. Because I thought it tasted like candy.

It is kind of. I mean, it's not that heavy, but it is, it's still alcohol. Well, actually, it's like drinking soda and candy, and then you're like, wait, this is actually really bad. You're like one of those guys that dies on a 21st birthday, but you live somehow? I live, and I made him, and I just, every time I see Yeager, it induces a moment.

All this is in your imagination. Probably. I'm not real, Corey. You know, those things were, like, in a building falls on someone, their spirits still doing the stuff they were doing prior. So you're a ghost drinking Yeager bombs? Yeah, so I was just still dying,

and then I came back and went to sleep upstairs. Your ghost was still chugging alcohol. What are the biggest drugs in Ireland? What's like a really popular drug? What do you guys call it? Molly? Yeah, MDMA. I remember we were at a music festival

and my friend took a pill. It was like a blue Pac-Man and he took it and he was having a grand old time. And I remember the main stage of the festival. We were drunk and he was on his blue ghosts or whatever. And then the music stopped and a guy walks onto the stage and goes, everybody, this is a public announcement. Someone has died taking the blue ghost pill.

Oh, my. my god. Do not take the blue ghost pill and he turned to him. He was like, Sean, I don't know what... Like, he was having a great... He was probably fine. Yeah, no. I was thinking to himself, he probably shouldn't have made that answer.

No. Anyone who took the blue thing is now fucking okay. Done. Yep, every single one of those people. Yeah, absolutely fucking out. That is the worst possible fucking thing you could have said. And I always... So you took the blue pill.

No, no, no. The first worst is if they were all doing acid in somebody saying, hey, anyone taking those tabs of zebra skin, be careful. I didn't get any, like, wacky, like, do you like, smiley face? and peace signs on it? The only thing I got it was just like a blue pill. It was a blue pill or it's like white pill? Yeah, no, they didn't know any artisan drug dealers, Corey. They weren't created. They didn't hand me like peace signs and smile like faces. I'm like where where's that? We had like Golden Buddha, dolphins and some other ones.

They're always a video game related in Ireland. Oh really? It's always like Pac-Man ghost, uh, space invaders. Whoever ate the green Ouija head that was laced with poison, they're going to die. That's why I could never Reen Luigi had to Whoever had the Minecraft Kweep How many Kweeper? How many creepers are in the game?

How much dedicated Mali's do you have in the bags of A little little green one-up mushroom That's going to take away a life But ever since that I was like I can never do Ecstasy Because I'll definitely be the guy who fucking dies Well see that's the difference The difference between Ecstasy and Molly

Was that Molly was supposed to just be the MDMMA while ecstasy was the mix of that with other shit. And so it was that unknown mix of things that made ecstasy so dangerous. But Mali should technically just be Mali. I'm sure there are grades of it. But it's not like, oh, this Mali happens to be laced with crack. This one happens to be laced with literal rat poises.

Yeah, it's like shit. It's weird because like the way we did it, you know, there's three ways to do it. You can snort it, which is what I had to do. Or you can actually eat it. You like roll it up in a little, like you take like a piece of toilet paper. you roll it up in it and you eat it and it last longer or you can actually, I know this is weird, but you can actually stick it up your ass and it lasts a lot.

Most things, it works really well up your butt. Yeah, it lasts a lot longer in your ass, like way longer. So most people do that. A cup of hot coffee up your ass. Shubbing shit up your assing, teenagers have gone too far. Oh yeah, the girls. The girls were doing that with alcohol. Yeah, like they're soaking what, they're soaking, what, tampons?

Oh, yeah. They're taking beer off. Yeah. And they only found out because some girl's vagina fell off or something. Fell off, just like. Yeah. It fell off like an exhaust pipe out of a car. It's like, well, there goes my vagina. Steve will prove that you guys can't do, like, beer, enemas and asses.

So it's like, I don't know, can girls do it? I don't know. I'm glad we saw that mystery. Is that my story? Mr. Game. Mr. solved. So I was hearing before that there were some spooky stories about Ireland.

Oh, spooky ghost stories. Yeah, there's like, creepy stories. It's like stories where it's like they tell these stories, but nobody does it anyways just because they don't want to test it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's a good one. There's a college near my town called NUI, Manouf, in the town of Manou. And it's a really old college. And one of the big stories there is that on one of the buildings from the older parts of the grounds,

there's a window that's always boarded up. You can always see it from the courtyard, and it's always boarded up. And it was a dormitory that anyone who had ever stayed there and killed themselves the next morning. But in the room? In the room? In the room. So, no, it's just like this one room. But, so like the first person who stayed there was found the next morning with his throat cut from here to year.

So the next morning? Yeah, with the razor blade in the time. This is a fable. Yeah. The next person who stayed there was found out the exact same way. Throat cut from here with a razor in his hand. In one day? No, like the next time someone stayed there.

Maybe the day after. Yeah, I'm just saying, but like it only took a day. Yeah, like, slept there. I'm just saying most of the time these ghosts, you know, you get like a week. You give you signs. You start to see things out of the corner of your eyes. You hear voices. Something.

Yeah. This ghost isn't fucking around. It's like you just walk in the door and it slits your throat. Next? The third person who stayed there jumped out the window in the middle of the night with a razor blade in his hand saying that he saw someone in the mirror

and had an impulse to slit his own throat and he had no control over it so he saved himself by jumping out the window like he broke all his fucking limbs or whatever so he saw somebody he was doing that no he saw what they say is like he saw like a dramatic face in the mirror and it impulse him to like cut his own throat

and he jumped out the window to save himself why don't they just stick the mirror away why don't they just take the razors away then the next morning they just got someone to stay there took all this shit out of And he woke up like white hair, they say, and like he was shaking and like muttering and he was just crazy. So they just boarded up the room and no one's ever say their sins.

Really? Yeah. This is creepy. Even if it's like, even there's nothing there, even if you hear stories, but you just see this room that's boarded up from windows to doors. You're just like, I don't want to go into. Yeah, I just like the idea to like instead of investigating it was so long ago, they've just been like, you know, fuck it. We're not dealing with that shit. Yeah.

Bord it up. It's a bad room. You had another story too about the office you worked out. Oh, the office I worked in? I worked in a video. computer games uh shout out to a game studio a year ago we all we all worked in this really all building and it was near the ginnis factory and it was all um for all you guys who don't know guinness it's the book of world records yeah they print lots of books yeah it's a really good book poured in your cereal

pour the book in your cereal uh drink the book every day uh it'll give you strength yeah actually was that the slogan here Guinness gives you strength yeah that was horrible that you could say that and you'd see a mom carrying a baby yeah she's like holding a baby drink it a beer Get his skin. Yeah, it's fucked over. I hear something. I don't know if this is like just me super interpreting something, but when I was little, and I don't know if this is somewhat true, like, do carrots, like, make your skin darker?

Orange. They make your skin more orange? Is that true? Is that a lot of carrots? Is that true? Is that true? It is true. It is true.

You need to eat a lot of them. You need to eat a lot, but there are people who drink, like, several carrot, you know, like, fresh, whatever, and your skin will turn orange. But I was, I was watching, what, it was magic school bus, and it was a little nerdy kid. He was drinking, he was eating carrots. He was obsessed with carrots. He just kept eating it. And then his fucking skin turned orange. And it terrified me.

Legitimately. I was like, and for the longest time, I'm like, if I eat a lot of carrots, because I liked carrots, they're good. The raw carrots are. I was like, well, my fucking skin turned orange. And everyone's like, yes. You know, the other thing, just so you know is if you eat beats, you're going to shit what looks like a big bowl of blood. I don't like beats. But it's just because he had beats.

I hate beats. But I always forget. Like, I never remember, like, a day will go by and then I'll take a shit. And then I'm like, I'm looking up on WebMD. And I'm like, all right. beats. You know, I do the same thing. I'm, like, worried that I have, like, the start of, like, fucking colon cancer or something.

And I'm like, there's a bump. And I look it up, it's like, oh, it's a pimple. Or something. You have pimples on your butthole? No, around the area. Oh. The gooch. Yeah.

Because it gets, like, hot, especially now because of how moist it is. Yeah. You have to keep that shade clean 24-7. It's like, you can't. You take a shower once a day. You still fucking... I saw, there's a big thing of wet wipes up on the counter. That's the dial.

That's not. Well, he left them here. I don't know where those wet wipes have been. It's true. I remember you were feeling around his desk. It was maple syrup and stuff dripping through the ceiling. I don't need to figure out what the whiteboard. He's scurried by in the back end.

Yeah. Okay, I kind of like retcon to the story. Yeah, so you're at the office. Oh, shit, yeah. It's right next to Guinness. It's still in the same set of buildings, so it's a really old building. Where, like, you know, startup companies have their little offices and stuff.

So the game studio was there, and we were on the third floor out of four. And like really all building, all the floorboards are creaky. You can see through the floorboards and the other floor. Like, that's how all it is. And everyone who's ever worked there in our studio, because we usually say they're like 10 p.m. Has individually just had like terrifying experiences.

And so I don't believe in any ghostly shit. But when we've all like individually had them, I were like, fuck, telling each other. So one, I remember I was at home and one of the guys working there typed into the group chat, like, I'm not fucking joking right now. I just heard a blood-curdling scream in the next room. And there's no one here.

And even were just like, oh shit. That would freak me Maybe you should go Yeah like I mean You were saying Well you were saying If there's a group of people You'd be like aha

But if you're by yourself You're like Yeah yeah See I remember like If there were like I remember there two of us there And we heard footsteps On the top floor

Like Don't don't Don't do And there's no one there Like they have like Big iron security doors That you need a key card To get through at that time

So because there was two or three of us there It became more of like a similar Yeah You get kind of excited When you don't know what the fuck it is I was like I have to, I'm not working anymore. Did you hear it?

Yeah, was the rude stomping, the closest you got to a ghostly experience? I got, I got talking and stomping. So I heard people, here, like, someone talking next to him. Like, there's definitely no one here and stomping in the floor above. It's not, not stopping, just like, don't, dunk, dunk, dung, dung. You hear, immediately run upstairs and be like, I heard you. I heard you. And, like, hit against the door, because that'll scare them.

They won't do it. Scratch me, scratch me. See, brother, when you're like, scratch me, pussy. You can't. Ghost Adventures is the funniest shit. If we're talking about, like, you watch these, like, okay, if we're talking about ghost stuff, there's a show called Ghost Adventures.

It's like the fucking most hilarious shit. It's like the most over-the-top stuff. There's basically like these two, these three jockey guys. Plus one, there's kind of two, because one of them's kind of afraid. He doesn't like doing this stuff. He's just one of those ghost hunter shows. Yeah, but it's like really funny how they go about it.

Because most people are like, did you hear that noise? And they go to like purposely, like, demonic places where people get scratched and, you know, like hurt. And they walk in and they're like, Like they'll go to a jail, they'll be like, we're the new, like, uh, I don't know what you called it, but like, we're the new people who are watching over the jail and come over here and fucking scratch us. Then they'll like start shitting like jail cells like, come on, I ain't afraid of you. They're just like kickshader just knock stuff around and they'll just like basically antagonize them. They'll go around and like knock shit over and just, it's just really funny because they're like, you see the guy, the main guy.

He's just like this like fucking ripped buff guy who's just like, I hate bullies. I'm gonna show a bully what's up and he goes to a place is like, you want to pick on people, pick on me. And he, like, walks into, like, people were, like, people were, like, murdered and stabbed in shape. Those shows to be fucking illegal. The shit, this shit they pull out. Dude, that shit. They intentionally film themselves running around, like,

like, 300 yards from the camera, pretending to be fucking ghosts and, like, oh, I saw something. It's fucking, it's funny, though. It's entertaining. Compared to, like, the show, like, Ghost Hunters where they have, like, 14 different cameramen, and it's just, like, did you guys see that wind?

And, like, the camera made. Is it tongue and cheek? Are they really fucking around trying to be funny? I think it's probably supposed to be serious, but I can't take it serious. because there's just too much coincidence and stuff happening that it's like, this is, this is TV. There's so many, there's like eight of these shows

and they're all on like season 16. Yeah, the premise, their story is, is they're supposed to be like, they go to a building and they get locked in so they can't escape. So they're like, these people come up and maybe they don't have a lock so they just like fucking like drill them them inside so they're locked inside and they're like, if we jump out, we're going to break our necks

because the only way out is like the roof. I still maintain that if there were ghosts, it wouldn't matter how scared I was, I'd be happier than scared. Because the idea that there's some kind of an afterlife would trump any, any kind of fear I had. Most likely it's somebody breaking in and, you know, they're going to kill you. Is there any possibility that, like, raccoons or shit get up on that roof? Probably. There's definitely... Because I've been sleeping on this couch and, like,

every night I'd hear shit. This building makes some crazy noises at night. It was 5 a.m. last night and I was trying to sleep in the couch and it was pitch signs. And all I could hear was... Yeah, that's it. I turned out was just you streaming over there. No, that was jerking off. No, it is weird. All the little things that you get used to. I know sometimes, like I stay here a couple nights, sometimes that bathroom, the closest one, the mirror is weird where if it's like really late at night and it only happens at night,

if you look in the mirror, it actually looks like there's someone behind you with a razor blade up to your neck. It's really, it's like a weird effect of the light or something, obviously, but... Do you have an urge to kill yourself? Did you jump out of the window to save yourself? The thing I hate the most is when you have something like, there's a chair in my room, and I

hang like a shirt on it, and I go to sleep And every time you're waking up, and you see this silhouette out of the corner of your eye, you always think it's a fucking person. You know it's a chair, it's been there for months. Yet it always scares the shit out of you. Every time I'm walking to Wawa's at night, and then I come outside, I think I see this little, like, man hunched over,

but it's the same fucking bush. It's the same plan. You see this, like, it looks like this black man who's hunched over, holding a bag. I'm just like, what the fuck is that? And then you come close to, oh, it's a book. I have individually, I've had that experience with you and Nile, like, separate occasions, coming back from Wawa,

I was like, oh, oh, that's the bush. Yeah, no, exactly. There's also another bush up here that looks like a guy who's like peering over. But it's like a fucking like a mailbox hidden behind something. You're just like, what the fuck, dude? He does this. It looks like a nosey neighbor? No, it looks like a guy's like behind the bushes when you're coming by looking and it's just like, oh, that's the nasty.

It's a nosy bush. I do notice when I get really tired, I see a lot more things. Like the tireder I get, the more things I start to see. That's where like shadow people come from. Yeah. Your peripheral vision. Yeah, it's all on the peripheral, man. When I see like things moving up like, that's just my fucking, because I've stayed up for like four.

days. I know what weird fucking movement is. Weird purple gloves floating across the floor. You're like, that's not normal? That shit with headphones? You know what I mean? Like all of a sudden, there are fingers crawling up your back. Yeah. I mean, it's just... I have a weird thing where, uh, with headphones where if I'm alone in my house, or if I know I'm alone, I can't wear headphones. I'm too nervous. So I don't think I could ever own an Oculus Rift or anything like that.

I also can't have my back facing my door. I do both. I can't. I can't. I don't. I just can't do it. I don't like doing that. I always face the door. It's just a fear of not knowing, like, getting to stuff. Damn, Jeff, you are fearless. I didn't know this is a thing. I didn't know other people had it. The fact that you were saying, I feel like...

Find comfort. Yeah, I do. I thought it was the only one who had that issue. That's my... That's why I'm like, I'm so uncomfortable with the idea of owning any of those VR headtests. I'm like, someone could just break in, and I would be immersed in this fucking video game, and they'd just steal all my shit and then stab me. They'd be a...

In that order. They'd have a red order around them. You'd feel like, oh, you're a bad guy. You never tell they wouldn't give you the color. I guess, you know, my only logic is somebody couldn't break in that quietly behind me. They'd have to... I listen to very loud music with some very good headphones. Oh, okay.

No, I've had, you know, my ex-wife or even Shad tap on my table or something. I mean, they were one foot away from me talking to me and I didn't hear anything. You know, my super-heability is I can do that without headphones. I can zone out. So hard. People will be shouting. My dad does this, too. You shout your name next to this person.

He doesn't hear you. And I don't, I can, somehow I'm like so focused. It's like the sound turns off. Yeah. Something has to physically push me to get me to, like, snap out of it. My dad and I both do it. I don't know. That's a good man ability.

People with my friends of mine always make fun. Like at lunch at college, I'd always start eating my food. And then it's like I tune them out. And then they just start saying shit about me. Like, be loudly talking about me for 20 minutes and I wouldn't hear them. I don't know what it is. I don't know how many people have this. I do this.

It's kind of tiresome. I don't like doing it anymore. I thought Rugrats dog audio would be like, it was going to get me killed one day. I think I was saying this to Corian. Jeff. It's no wonder to me that like people ever thought like shit like banshees existed because like have you ever heard cats fighting?

Oh yeah. Like imagine living in like a straw house and like really fucking early days and hearing that like this. Or just the wind going through the wrong set of trees. Back in the day. Before the iPhones. Yeah. There was a time before iPhones. Which. There was a time before the internet.

No. It's always been around. Do you know how people made phone calls before cell phones? They knocked on each other's door and handed them letters. They cup their hands over their mouth and wait oh they take a cup with the string at the hand that's why people thought banshees existed good people cut their hands are like hey a lot sucks you know how hard it was to make a long distance call back in the day he just screamed so loud well you needed a good you needed a good horse to carry your buggy it's like yep those are good old days it's like

those weren't good days you know nobody know yeah those weren't good day the good old days you get robbed by like fucking when our life expectancy was half a day it's and come up to you and rob you and they just kill you because you don't have anything worthwhile just mail and steal You had 20 kids because you knew 17 of them were going to die. And only three left to work on the farm and maybe one to carry on after you. The good old days. You were ready to go out and really all they'd do is it'd hand you a shotgun and you'd walk out into the cornfield and kneel down and from the harvest moon and suck on the end. That was nice.

The good old days? Was that the good old days? It's when you would track diseases that the Oregon Trail taught you. That's right. You were thirsty but you couldn't drink the water. Because I got some weird fucking disease that eats away at my skin and I'm like, Oh, I got, oh dang it, that means I'm gonna die in three turns. Oh, my fucking lens popped out of my books.

Anyways, I hate bullies. Your face was beautiful. Hey, bully, come, bullies want to scratch me. Come scratch me. Come scratch me. Bully me. I ain't afraid of any fucking bully. Come scratch me.

You're saying. I hate bullies. Just go to a place where like these demons are picking people up and throwing them into a wall. It's like, I'm going to scratch me. And then they get scratched. They're like, bro. I got fucking scratched, bro. He's like, he fucking scratched.

me and he's like oh you think you're funny then he like he like turn on a box where you can like talk to them he'd be like what's your name they'd be like the devil and they'd be like oh it's the devil we still talking about himself again well he'll say it really nonchaloply like they'll just get scratched and like beat up they're like what are you doing here it's like say what's your name he's like John it's like oh did you see it his name was John and then he said something else where it's just like are the ghost talking through them or are they just hearing voices voices in the dead and have like electromagnetic voices so you can only get them through

like voice recorders. They're listening to like this processed voice. But they're using like a box. They're using like a box that cycles to like radio frequencies. But it's funny when you hear like this, it's like this loud like, it's like noise. They're just like, why did you die? And they'd be like, drown. Oh, they drowns. It's like, oh. It goes, they'd be like, I drowned in a well. Like, did you hear that? That was a full sense. I mean, you sound like a pretty normal guy. Why are you scratching me?

Jerk. It's like you called me a jerk. No, they're gonna, like, what do you do all day? What do you do all day? And it's like, pain. It's like, oh, they're in pain. Oh, that's so sad. How did you die? Your show sucks.

Yeah. It's probably the most entertaining ghost show I've seen in a long time. And there's a lot of... It's called Super Friends. Ghost Bros. Ghost Bros. Ghost Bros. And Ghost Bros.

Anyways, I hate bullies. What are we talking about? You're saying, well, you were saying earlier how, I think on YouTube, the age of the ghost bully hero is over. Yeah, you can't. bully ghosts anymore on YouTube. The popular ghost bully category? They like updated their thing. So now all the people who are like owning six year old kids and like owning 12 year olds

that are like just being 12 year olds and they're calling them like these like 30 year olds that are like look at this retard are going to have to find a new J job because they can no longer make fun of kids. We'll see. We'll see. Well here's the problem. Listen. There's something called free speech. If a grown ass man, it feels like ragging on some kids.

This is a new policy. This is a new policy. Implemented by YouTube and Friends. This is real. Is there going to be like a GoFundB protection account or protection racket going? Were you trolled by me? Totally. By a ghost?

Were you troll by a ghost? Ghosts? Yeah, it was being controlled by a ghost and I don't like it. Come on me. We all go there and fucking beat them up to get them to scratch me. Your video has been flagged for ghost bullying things. Yeah, the ghost flagging you in the fucking miners. You know, people are always going to find a way around it.

People are always going to find a way to be assholes. I think this, though, is trying to, like, gray, the people who are clearly fucking being mean for no good reason. Well, and celebrating them in monetizing. I guess that's the biggest thing is like, let's say you're an advertiser and you're a company and you're advertising on Google, right? So let's say you have an ad and it's running and it runs before some video where they literally just make fun of autistic people.

It's like, well, now your product technically, you know, it's being associated with that and as a company, you're like, well, wait a minute, Google. I didn't know when you said, hey, you can advertise on your YouTube platform that my ad for the anti-bullying campaign literally ran before 30 minutes of some guy playing Call of Duty making fun of ox's oxes otters. What you were saying. Otters.

Otters? You were saying that We've upgraded audits to otters. Otters? Adorable little otters? Hold hands. Outs. How you were saying that this new rule will probably affect everyone except the people that already have an audience because of it.

Yeah, it's hard to see. I'm curious. I'm honestly not even that curious. I don't watch these fucking people. But it is a weird culture It's like some of these people are looked up to Like I don't get it I don't really like pros Like with YouTube and stuff

I just like I just look at certain videos And that's it I don't really explore beyond what I'm used to seeing In my subscription So I haven't really like explored But for some reason I catch stuff Like I catch the wind of things And I'm like oh this is happening

Yeah I don't know I don't know We were talking about the other thing about YouTube today Is how these people that They almost have a dual personality Where they... Oh yeah fucking in particular I mean I I like the guy, but he makes

like just... Just more of an observation. He makes insane videos like this the eyedubs guy. First of all, he made a video where he's eating a pickle in a fucking sewer. I'm not sure how he was able to sanitize an entire section of a sewer and swim through sewage water into a little... Now wait, did he bring

the pickle or do he find a floating pickle in the sewage? It was floating in dirty water and he took off his pants and he got in his underwear and he was crawling through fucking tunnels and like swimming into it and picking pickles up and eating them out of the jaw. See, and I feel like that's like dangerous. Wait, there was a jar pickles in the sewer? Both.

He does weird shit. Like, he'll just like, someone will send him paint. He's like, thanks, I'm gonna eat this now. And he'll eat the paint. And he's like, thanks for the deldos also. This is like really weird. This is the duality of YouTubers. Yeah.

They almost have three-person. There's like normal, super autistic mode, and then there's like smart guy mode. And they, whenever, you know, they talk to him in real life without a camera and they seem normal. And then they film something autistic. But then somebody pisses them off

and they have to do the quote-unquote serious video. And they're like, They put like a masterpiece theater pipe in their mouth. Like, listen, this is where I'm gonna, this is how I feel about this particular subject. It's a culmination of, of the real self. Yeah. And then also their most artistic side combined. Yes.

But they seem, they seem kind of sharp and, you know, kind of with it and a little insightful. And I'm like, okay. And then next week they're back to eating sewer pickles. He's rolling around him to fucking baby naked in the sewer eating pickles. But I'm like, I thought this guy was like, what is this guy doing with this? It's a commentary. The first video I saw that guy was him talking normally. It's social commentary. I was shocked

when I saw him rolling around like a baby in the sewer. So this is what he normally does? Well, he does things where he's a personality and he is entertaining. When he does this stuff, you're just like, this is really gross. Like the idea of someone swimming around in sewage and eating pickles and then just spitting them everywhere

and being like, this is good pickles and fucking pouring pickle juice on your wounds. You're like, hmm. Pouring pickle juice on your wounds. He had a, he's like, I have an open. A wound on my foot. You know what helps open wounds is pickle juice, and he pours pickle juice on his fucking wound on his foot.

And his open wound from walking around the sewers? I mean, fuck E coli and every other disease. He's going to get technists and some other shit. He probably went to get a shot prior. I don't think he's like a complete idiot, but it's like, still, don't swim around in sewers. Especially water sources that haven't been used in, like, years. Pickle swimming. Like, don't knock it to the...

Pickle swimming. I mean, I used to play in sewer. All kids played in sewers. It was a fun time. I haven't had any sewers there's that sewer Like we had that one like long sewer We could see the end of it with the light So you go to the end of it

And then there's like the other sewer that's dark You're like okay we're not gonna go to that sewer But we'll go through the one that has the hole Now here's the thing When you say sewer Some people are gonna think like there's literal Logs of shit No it's like one of those like outdoor

It's like a drainage It's like a water drain Yeah The one we have is it was like a highway Where underneath there was like a pipe That took you to the main pipe area Yeah And it's just like this long abandoned pipe thing

That has like the dip had like, now like trees and shit have grown inside of it, but it's like it was one of those pipe things. We had one of those, and we used to play in it, but the pipes were like probably as big as like half that fridge over there. So it's almost like, I want to say like four feet tall, so you could still go through it, but I was little. I wouldn't do that fucking nonsense now because I don't know with spiders and shit.

What food did you eat in the sewer? I didn't, you know, I put my clothes on. I wasn't going to walk through the sewer. Step on possible glass and like bugs and shit. Will this cringe stuff ever go out of style, or do you think I'll just keep getting bigger? I think new so it's like it's designed for a new shit to since cringe has become like a it's like a new stable point

everybody loves the cringe it's like I feel like cringe has always existed but it's only been labeled as cringe in the past like three or four years yeah I guess you finally have a word for it like 700 years from now they're gonna look back on the history of what used to be America and they're gonna back at the beginning of cringe is like the beginning of the downfall of America Chris John's gonna be the 10 dollar bill

returned back into like I don't know if it's coincidental that like the rise of cringe into popular media along with presidential candidates saying pee-p-poo at each other on Twitter are somehow kind of like this culmination of signs like, you know, before it was like the birds

migrating the wrong way of where we're headed, you're saying? Yeah, and like it raining frogs. I feel like there are signs right now of like this ultimate, like all the social awareness shit that's just so out of control like the appropriation stuff of the chapter, the book, book of autism revelations

Glocus, cring. Yeah, like, there's something really intense going on where people are all All the power lines everywhere. I turn people into retards. The new leaders of cringe are going to be the horsemen of the apocalypse. It's like chem trails. Chem trails, of course.

What is it in chem trails? Just... Condescension. Make everyone condescending towards each other. Everybody already does that. No, condensation. Condensation. Yeah.

Well, I mean, like, what... Is it like psychotropic drugs? Like, what are the... What are the chemtending? Trails are supposed to do to people. They make them stupider. What are the retards out there I think Kemptrails do? They make you stupider.

Not aware of what's going on. It just makes you dumber. The government's flying around making you dumber. The government already has mass lots of land. Who wants to be king of a dumb country? Mass graves dug. They have plastic coffins that can fit at least three bodies. Why do you think we have rainbows?

They are stacked around. They already have a list of names. They already know who the New World Order was written on a rock. If there is an aluminum. It's all there. They don't, it seems like they don't have a very good plan if this is indeed their plan. To wipe out the human race and... Yeah, let's wipe some people out, make people dumber.

Infertility, the highest it's ever been. They need the 1% to live. The 99%... They're waiting. They're just waiting for the right presidential candidate to get in office, and then they fucking push the big red button. They systematically take our guns away. And then once we have no more guns,

they're going to fucking roll through our streets with tanks, and they're going to fucking... When you finish your time... He blinks. He has two sets of islands. Guys, wake up. He only blinks while giving a live press conference. In 120p. I was on this GeoCity's

webpage and it told me the entire truth of everything. I'm getting scratched right now. My fucking ghosts. Listen, there's space jellyfish. You don't get it. You don't... You actually don't... It's photosynthesis, make. You don't understand. You don't know how to photosynthesis. You had a topic. You had a topic

that was interesting. You were saying, like, big words people use, but you don't hear often. Like you said, I used the term colloquially. Yeah. That's not even a word. Colloquial. Colloquial. Colloquial.

Colloquial, I think it is. Colloquial or colloquial? I can't say it. The important thing is that we all know that he's what he said. Now, the more, shut. Stop saying that word because you're making me think it's colloquial. I can't. It's colloquial.

It's so it's colloquially. Coquially. Okay. Colloquially. Colloquially. Colloquially is like a fucking Pokemon. Colloquial. Colloquially.

And when you fucking say it, I can't unhear that. Colloquially? You're saying locally with colloquially. Coloquially. What I'm saying? Coloquially. No, I'm saying colloquially. Anyway.

Coloquial. Coloquia. Coloquia. Coloquia. Coloquia. Coloquia. Coloquia. Locally, it's just like the word where you say like something of like a meaning where it's like, so if you call, if for instance, like, blue moon, people would call like, um, um, um.

There was a colloquial name for it. They would just call it like moon water, dumb, autistic shit like that. Oh, thank you. Yeah, like, you drink a moon water. I was like, what's that? Oh, it's blue moon. It's a colloquial. Colloquialism is definitely like, it's like a phrase or saying that is contextual to a society.

That's what I was saying, but I just, you know, colloquial. Jeff is point. Oh, you got it right now. Characteristic or of or appropriate to ordinary or familiar conversation rather than formal speech writing and formal. It's just an informal word for something. Yes. So Corey was common. But it's, it isn't an informal word, but informality is based in the context of a specific group of people, right?

So what one would consider, like, the common usage of a word may not be what one other group uses the word for. It's like what punk has become, where it's like the fetish of enjoying. Actually, I was going to say like tart in England, right? Yeah. Or bird. Oh bird. Yeah. A bird.

Colonism is for women, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But here, contextually in America, when we say tart or bird, you do not mean a woman. Yeah, yeah. So that's what I mean by colloquial is kind of contextual to society. That's what we call one. Holes. Holes.

Colloquially. Colloquially. Colloquially. I've been hearing that recently. It's been like the funniest shit where like Zach is just like, oh, she's just a stupid fucking hole. That's right. Oh my goodness. A lot of the term in, like a slang term in Dublin for that person had sex last night would be that person got his whole.

Got his hole? I thought Gash was bad enough. Is that an Irish thing? Slash? Slash. No, gash? No, gosh, I've heard, but yeah, I guess it is. Yeah, well, Gash is definitely, yeah, because Chris has said Gash.

No, Nile said Gash. Yeah, yeah. He said it makes the, it makes the Gash... I hate that word. What it said, it makes the Gash weep, or it makes the Gash wet? That sounds like just a Nile thing in a... It's like, flange for like a... But getting your hole, like, is like...

Flange. That means like, you're going out, you know, are you going out, you know, are you around... Yeah, it's kind of gross, isn't it? It objectifies. It sure does. Yeah, yeah. It also kind of just it also not only objectifies, it really just makes it like kind of a blanket statement like you can be fucking literally a hole in the ground or a It's gross. A lot of Irish slang a lot of our

I sock is fucking disgusting. Do I do it do it? Does there time for another story? I have no story. Yes. Yeah, dude There's tons of time Should I turn on the light? Yeah, it's good. I can see Corey's face and I need to see it. It's gonna get dark and the ghosts are gonna come out and start making noise Start start scratch. Will you grab actually another beer in your way back? I want to get the scratch is the Trinity. I want to tell a story about my trip so far. Yeah. I arrived in the US

about two weeks ago and I spent my first few days in New York and my first day was it was fucking terrible but it's a good story. So I came here pretty much with no plans the idea was to go from couch

to the couch. I had plans to stay with someone my first night all ready to go and that plan fell through like last minute. This is New York. In New York in Manhattan. So I arrived in New York

and I don't know what to do. So I spent a day walk around kind of enjoying Manhattan but the only problem is I have this fucking backpack and I'm wheeling this shit along and it's a hot day. So it's fucking terrible. And there's the luggage that you're hauling around of not knowing where you're going to stay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it was, it wasn't great. So I think I need something to do this past the time because I can't go and enjoy shit if I'm like carrying all this shit around. So I decided to maybe find a cafe and settlement up and do some work for a while. So I walked past Brian Park and I found the, you know, the famous public library there. Yeah. And that's where Uncle Ben was killed, by the way. Oh, really?

Yeah. You know the lions that are outside? of it yeah yeah yeah he was killed right outside by the lions poor spider man yeah yeah so um it starts pouring rain like yeah fucking rain like it's like hot rain just punching you in the head um sorry like i need to get into my fast i was getting soaked really fast so i went into the new york public library i went inside and uh i joined the queue and the lady says no luggage no luggage and i was like a like a checking bags area like where you can leave your shit and get a get a token and then get your shit back later i was just kind of taken back at how just kind of taken back at how

just blunt and she said out. I was like, oh, is there, can I leave it here? No luggage. You know what I can do? Like, it's pouring. I said, no luggage. She would, she would not say anything else. Like, can you give me any information other than no luggage?

She's like, no luggage. And, like, give me, like, a sarcastic look as if to say, like, did you hear what I just said? No luggage. I was like, I was getting fucking mad now. But I'm not like, I'm not a very, uh, confrontive person. So I'm just like, all right. So I took a step back and I got up my phone and I brought up the rules of the public library. And it said, oh, yeah, you can leave luggage.

I was like, look, look, it says in your website, I can leave this like, no luggage, no luggage. And I was like, fuck this. So I went into, like, to a different door. Like, I walked out. The guy sees my luggage, like, no luggage. And I was like, what the fuck? No luggage. And this time that we had a sign beside it and I said, no luggage. I was like, okay, fair enough. And I was just like, can I just explain to you? Like, this bag is the same size

of my backpack. It's like, why is it about the difference of design of bag that I can't bring this in? Like, I get like people are sensitive in New York about carrying weird shit into things. But I was like, this is clothes. Like, I just want to fucking read a book. I'm like, just let me in, please. And I like, he's like, no luggage.

And I said, all right, I brought up the website thing to him. And he said, like, oh, is that what it says in the website? He's like, all right, okay, I'll let you in. You go down the hall. You'll find the checking area. And you tell them that you saw this on the website and they'll let you in. But we don't let luggage in here normally. I was like, okay, okay, thank you.

I walked down, I walked down the hall. And the fucking guess who was behind the check area? The same fucking woman from the start. No luggage. And this time, she was angry at me because I had fucking buy the master. So she was like, get out. Get out. I'm calling security.

I was like, uh, security told me to come here. Yeah. So I just, I just left and I was just so astounded how non-willing people are to just fucking help someone out in New York. See,

that, that's not always the case though. For her, that lady was clearly just being a fucking cunt. I mean, that was just like she was either having a bad day or she just hated her job. Yeah. Because not everybody's like that.

You could have also, like, you could have called it. And then like, the security way came in about like right here on your website. Yeah, you could change your rules. I was just so like flustered and done that I didn't think of anything.

But like I've had another way to, like, you know, I feel like anywhere else, apart from New York. And I like New York a lot. Like, people would notice that you're not from around and go like, oh, I'll help you out. But like, everyone there was so like, you go down the way to have a nice day go. Yeah, New York has a very singer swim mentality. Because everyone else had it too. So few people in New York City are from New York City. And so for them, they kind of just expect everybody else to have to go through that induction hazing.

So then after I left the library, I just kind of walked around. I think I went to a bar and I just got to dinner and I sat down. I ended up going to a bar. I was like, fuck, I'm just gonna try. Like, I was starting to consider, like, I'm just gonna find somewhere to sleep that's safe, like at 2 in the morning. I was considering that. You're gonna do like a pursuit of happiness, find some fucking abandoned toilet in a subway somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which they don't really have. No. So I went into Airbnb, and I found this apartment that was like $40 a night. And I was like, that is dangerously cheap. Yeah. Because that's probably someone that's going to kill me. Also, like, it was 2 in the morning. So what place is going to like just text?

Don't those have reviews though? Like Uber? It had reviews. and all the reviews are saying like it was a gross filthy apartment but it was fine if you're like And you were like that's exactly the Yeah yeah so I was surprised

I booked it and I emailed them And I was like I know it's like two in the morning But can I like come over and just sleep in a bed now And it's like yeah okay That fucking apartment East Harlem Oh wow Two in the morning

East Harlem two in the morning I get an Uber there The taxi driver before I get out Turns me and goes Just be careful right And I was like Because I clearly Clearly this pasty not

come around here guy with carrying luggage rag going it's just my apartment and I get I get to the apartment and there's a guy

sitting on the steps he was like yeah yeah it's like yeah it's me he was like come on in he was like the nicest guy in the world

and we walk in and it's like this completely desolate apartment where like there was like one enormous TV like bigger than that TV like two wooden chairs

and then a bunch of empty rooms of beds in them and it was these two Turkish guys and they were actually really nice really nice guys

but they're really strange they were like always lounging around and like their boxers in their vests. So I was like, what have I walked into here? Do you like the two chairs with a huge TV? Yeah, yeah. It's a crack then. Yeah, I was going to say,

it sounds like that or like a place where they hold up like ransom people. I know. You know what I mean? Like you keep in a room and then the two guys just sit there and watch TV at full volume. No, okay, okay, it was two chairs and like a little armchair thing. And like, I went to there like, here's your room. I was like, okay, it's literally just a room and a bed. And there was like a hole

in the wall with coat hangers and clothes on. I was like, okay, I was like, all right, I'm indoors. Like I'm happy. so I sell all my stuff down and pack up up they didn't have a good English at all so they're like Shen they kept coming with Shen and said to Sean you watch TV and I was like yeah

okay I was I watched TV so I started with them and that movie who's that the actor he's like a little person like a black little person that's what I'm talking about dude if I had a fucking yeah yeah he plays a baby yeah is it um Arnold Schwarzenegger

the fuck you he was in um he was in um he myself and Irene yeah he plays a baby but he's like a crime he's like a criminal trying to intercept someone's family or something it's some stupid movie and they're like I've seen this movie before. It is so great.

And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they were like, I saw your Airbnb, your girlfriend. She is so beautiful. And I was like, okay. I was like, thanks, man, what's going? And then they're like, you Irish men are also so beautiful. And I was just like, yeah, I'm going to bed. So I went to bed, but like the next morning, there were lipstick marks all over the night. Seven the morning. And they told me that we'll be gone in the morning.

So you can just leave like, my, whenever you want. I was like, okay, fair enough. So I wake up in 7th of the morning to, one of the guys was walking into my room in the fucking nip, like stark naked. What? He walked past me as if to be sneaking back.

You know the other thing you do when you're staying over in someone's house and you're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're gonna be asleep, but you're like peering in the corner of the house. All this is he just walks in, like, not even seeing, he just waltzes in, gets his clothes, gets dressed and leaves. And I was just like, all right, that just,

and I was like, okay. And then I gave about 10 minutes or I was like, I was on my phone. And then, I don't know, why instinctually I did this, like, I heard someone else walking towards the door again, so I was like, but what do I pretend you're sleep again? Same thing happened with the other guy. All their clothes are in your room.

Yeah. Both of their clothes. We're in my room. In your room. In my room. In an apartment full of rooms. And an apartment full of empty rooms with a giant TV. What are you going to score this? I still need to leave my Airbnb review. I'm going to give them.

I mean, they did exactly what they described. It's not much it was $40 for the night. So, I mean. I'm sure that factors in. I got my money's worth. In fairness to them, they were very polite. Yes, very nice. They didn't murder you.

They didn't rape you. They did walk into my room naked. So there was a second. I was like, that's it, I'm dead. It's the end. They're going to text my mom right now. I know you're worried about my trip, mom, but like... It does have to be kind of freaky to like...

To wake up in a strange apartment in East Harlem with two Turkish naked dudes in your room. It was... There is probably that moment of like, this is very real. I was planning and just not telling the story to, like, my parents. They're probably going to hear it. now. Your parents big avid fans of the sleepy cast? No, but they my dad does keep

update my Twitter feed. He's like, he's really supportive, so he's always like, wants to help me like to get freelance work and stuff. So he's always doing my Twitter, like, looking at my Twitter feed. My mom recently started really nice. I could not let my parents have it. No, like, it's really nice, but at the same time, sometimes I want to tweet things and I'm like, I'm like, I was going to see this.

Yeah. So I got dressed, got the fuck out of there, got us away into Manhattan, I met up my friend, and everything's been going better since then, but That was an eventful first day. That was all the first day. That's a good first day. That's like the start of a silly movie.

It was the start of a silly movie. Like you could have like a do-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-. Actually, the whole thing sounds like, have you ever read any Kafka? Yeah, it was Kafka. It's the whole thing sounds like, like, like, this is not even human. Like, what's happening right now.

It's just pretty weird because I've been to New York before, like two years ago, but that was with friends. So I guess, I think it's just a different experience that's going to a different country, landing on your own and like walking around on your own. And I was just fucking weird alien experience I had. And then he met up her friend and I stayed in Long Island. Why did you stay with him in the first place?

Because I couldn't because we decided like the next day. I was like you're around. I finally got through with someone. Like I was meant to stay with someone in the first night. But like it fell through and like I was kind of left up. Whoever's listening, whoever that is that you're talking about who left you up in the air. I hope they listen to Sleepy Cats because they know exactly who the fuck they are. You got a big old cringe on your face right now.

He almost died because of them. Yeah. I hope they know what the fuck happened. You can make it up to me. I still like you. I'm sure it wasn't your fault. Fuck you, though. No.

But no, and I stayed in Long Island for a while with some friends and had a nice time. Nice. My trip so far. Does there's anything you want to talk about, Jeff? I don't know. I don't feel you said anything. He said some shit. I guess I was kind of quiet.

No, you said some stuff. It might be my last episode. I don't know. I don't know if I'm going on the finale or not. Jeff, this is a... You better be on the finale. We're gonna get a good speech. To the delight of some and the...

How's your sleeping having experience, Ben? Yeah, Rick... My sleep you got on experience, Ben. Wow, been like a roller coaster. An emotional train wreck that just keeps crashing and crashing. It was kind of fun and carefree at first, and then fans started caring about the podcast a little too much. Getting a little...

Some, you know, most 99% are totally fine, but there's that one percent. You're just like... That's true. There is that one percent that just they push the boundaries, they don't understand, like, they're the people we're talking about when we make the podcast. They're either socially awkward or outright, just terrible people. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a good spectrum. You know, I'm not, this isn't my first ride on the, you know, I understand how the internet works. I already put out a bunch of shit on the internet before this podcast, and I already knew how people can be. So it wasn't like an eye-opening me. You have to pretty much accept the fact that once you put stuff on the internet, you're going to be scrutinized. And you need to deal with it. If anybody calls you, like, people are just like, like, name-calling you, just like, well, I guess, I'm a fact.

I already had a thicker skin now than I did before, but it's... Do you think the internet helped you? It had, yeah, dude. Grow that skin. Yeah. What's weird is what bothers me is coat telling, writing on fame. Man, I did Sonatured the animated series. That's my fucking call to thing.

And I did a bunch of goofy stupid cartoons about spreading asses and farting. It's like, what the hell did I do? Corey. People are acting like I fucking, I stepped on people's toes to get where I am. It's like, okay. Corey. All right. Do you know what 50% of the comments are in my last cartoon?

What? This is fucking EGRAFist style. Yeah. EGRAFter. Really? Your style doesn't look like Euraptor. I think it's because

It's a cartoon on the internet. That's it. It's just a cartoon on the internet. You know what's weird, right? One of the biggest, I get called a hack all the time and like Reddit and shit. It's like, one of the biggest ones is that I like EGrafter.

And he's like, you're stealing EGrafter's style of smooth animation. And I was like, that's just that just means you're good at animating. Yeah, not only that, but if anyone actually fucking knows what any actual Aaron made cartoon he was very famous about

not doing particularly smooth animation yeah he's exactly expression is that his stuff he's top of pose to pose right a lot of it I mean the stuff through Yada which a lot of it he didn't even have I mean he may have like done some of the character designs or something he some of me didn't even do that they just commissioned them to do it but a lot of the newer stuff he's just

commissioning because like Aaron's doing his he's doing his own thing with rock's jean you can't focus on fucking star bomb yeah we already talked to about just the fucking idiocy of fucking people who can't read or have a fucking original thought. And that was like, I was talking about when Corey did the Star Bombs Street Fighter song. Yeah. And even though in the title, in the description, in the credits, I was. I did it on the podcast too.

And then, uh, also Aaron says it. Like, hear him say it before the song. And still, every fucking sheeple idiot just opens their mouths and lets this drivel pour forth. And it's just, why, why are you even alive? Why are you wasting everybody's time by being alive in typing? I mean, I was a little bit bad, but I mean... Did it go spoil you? A ghost...

A ghost has been scratching my butt hole. This is ghost eager after stuff. Pouring salt on my butt hole. More than any personal insult could be, but yeah, it's like more... It's more so the comments that are people that think they know what's going on behind. That's what it is. So I get it because... People who really think that they know what the fuck...

Like, they're a fucking critic. Yeah, yeah. And they literally are just this pathetic, useless, jobless, friendless people. Oh, boy. We call them. There we go. But we only call them people because we're obligated to call them people. Because really?

What are we talking about? Are we talking about the numbers? They're just piles. They are useless sacks of blood and shit. And honestly, hashtag number. Hashtag. Hashtag. Yeah, yeah.

I'm glad I've been present for this. This is nice. For me, it's more just simply like, you just do a tad bit of research. Like, before you start splurting stuff, just, like, look into what you say or you're just just look misinformed. Because if you just do an ounce of research, you could probably see that I've been helping out with a game for the last year or so. I've only talked about that only.

I haven't discussed anything else. We're and I've been incredibly busy for years. Yeah, I mean, we work. They work right hard. Like 14 hours every day, and it's just kind of like, you know, we're not just... Good Lord, man. You know, YouTube wasn't my career. I wasn't like, YouTube is going to be where I focus all my efforts on.

For me, YouTube was just like, well, I can express myself on YouTube and people follow me on there. It's just unfortunate what's, like, YouTube's algorithm and everything. But it's like, I don't even give a shit. Like, for me, right now, at this moment, I do not care about making a YouTube video. All they care about is getting this fucking game done within a few years. So we don't have fucking the next seven years to work on this and fucking kill ourselves over it. I think we have a really great solid fan base. I think a lot, a lot.

No, no, I do. I think a lot of people are really shitsmering numbers. You know who you are. No, I think we do. I think we have a lot of great fans. but we also, and before I wasn't even talking about our fans, I was talking about YouTube people. In general, just YouTube commenters who watch videos and are breastfed until they're 25. Just, you know, in general.

But I think there's a difference, the difference being when people act like they're entitled to something, you know what I mean? It's not just a matter of like, oh, I'm wrong. It's like, no, I'm right and you're wrong. I know more about Corey and Jeff and what they're doing than you do. Oh, boy. I think that is just a general message for anyone who's a loser. Who puts shit... This is the opposite end.

This is the no bully hour, by the way. No bullies. You won't be as cool as this guy. This is the message for all those ghosts out there. They're getting bullied by the bully ghosts. Come ass stupid fucking ghost. Come up, stupid, fucking ghost. If someone's leaving a bad comment on your shit, like, like, like, you can haunt them.

You can haunt them. I understand, like, A, yeah, we can take, I believe we're mostly nice people that can take constructive criticism. Yeah. And at the same time, a lot of these people being cunts on the internet are probably just, having a shitty lives at home and you almost guaranteed they're having some kind of shitty life somehow. How else could a happy human being

act like this on the fucking internet? You know, if you're actually having a good time in life, you're not like angrily typing on like dark little message words in the corner of the internet. What the fuck is Corey doing on that podcast? I think some of them too, like that's almost giving them too much credit. Maybe. I think some of them are just so

dumb that like they just think that everything they say is right. Whatever it is that makes... teenagers fucking know it alls. I don't know what it... I don't know what... Like, oh, my parents don't understand shit. They have a lifetime of experience. I don't know fucking anything. I know, you know, they're wrong. I know you're wrong. I'm so thankful for the fact that I didn't have access to message boards and shit when I was like 13 or 14. Yeah. Because I would have

been one of these asses. I might have been a cunt. I might have been a cunt on the man. Imagine if your inner child, imagine if that's that part of your psyche, the psyche that told you that you were right and everyone else was wrong. That teenage mindset and it didn't get worked out of you through your teachers, through your parents, through life experience. Instead, you found a corner of the internet where everyone thought the same thing as you. Oh my God, how empowering is that? Finally, people that understand me. Oh my God. You know what happened? Tumblr cringe compilations. That's what fucking happens when all these preview best and people who aren't full human beings yet, start,

their hormones start kind of happening. They're discovering sexuality. Like, everything's at like a million miles an hour. I admit, Tumblr invades vine is pretty funny. Yeah, but that's how you, but then imagine seeing everyone going through it. I would have never thought like, oh my God, this is a phase, or oh my God, I've got to

grow up, or oh my God, I'm actually an impetulant child who has half an opinion based on my emotions and not facts. And when we're having a bad day, let's endlessly attack a podcast of people We listen to for two hours every week, but attack them. It sounded like we fucking hate them. Yeah, well, I'll still listen next week.

My comment was about YouTube, not our fans. I like our fans. Plenty of our, a huge amount of our fans are totally cool people. I'm gonna say, so. It's what you said, and I agree, because it only happens when, like, the fucking moon is right. When, like, some freakazoid will come out to me, and he'll say something out of the left field. I'm just like, who the fuck are you? And then it's just, like, gone.

Like, I fucking. You know, they'll say something, and you just sit there, and you're like, And they probably have a smirk on their face. Like they're being clever. They bested you. It's like, you know they're being the most socially inept a retard on the planet. But they're smirking like they just said something

smart and funny and they have no idea how fucking socially retardedly inept they are. And with that one sentence, they said to you, you're just like, you must know they have no job, their parents hate them, and they have no future. Yet they think they pulled one over on you.

And I just, I can't even, I feel such pity. I can't even respond. Because I didn't respond They think they won the argument Well it's more like for me Like if I get in a scuffle with someone They'll like be saying stuff And I'll be like okay

They'd be like yeah I won I'm like yeah you did And they just get really upset And they like send more stuff And I'm just like can you stop responding And stuff? Because it's like yeah I'm ruining you now

And it's just like No you're spamming my feed Owning me It's like you've explained your point I am gay Okay Yeah yeah We're good

That's how I'm fine I'm gay I got it right I used to get bullied in high school, but I always felt like I dealt with it really well. I was like, you were a stupid faggagg, and it's just like, what are they going to be? You're like, who you?

Faggaggat. I'm also one of those terrible people's like, if someone, like, gave me shit, I'd spend the whole walk home imagining what I could have rebuttal with. Oh, God, don't do that. Don't let that happen. That will drive you crazy. And the jerk store called you.

The jerk store is out of you. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I do get that sometimes. It's more like, I could have, I could have owned him better. It's like, you say something like, yeah, and you're like, damn. You could have, you thought of some epic onage. I didn't, I wasn't ready then. That's like a friend of mine.

It was some owns that, do you like owns that are awesome? Yeah. Do you like ponin? Do you like awesome? Awesome. Do you like awesome owns that are awesome? Yeah. Awesome owns that are awesome.

Check this out. You can jump. You can shoot. Please, please buy. You combo, you combo owns. So you have an own that makes you bright for you. I don't know. We've already agreed this was a safe place.

There was no bullying allowed. I think the only exception I would make is going to be for mining number nine. That's all I need to say about it. But man, what a piece of... I can talk about... I mean, this is what I will always have. It's like people can say what they want, they can say anything. But what it comes down to is the game was doomed from the start.

Because originally red flags were up when people saw the concept art. The game... Here's how I see it. Like Shovel Night, when Shovel Night was released, there was a fucking game with it. You saw the game, and you were like, oh, so this is what it looked like. Even if you have low hopes for it, you still saw what you were fucking getting. I love Shovel Night, by the way. Yeah, you collolated the same thing.

You saw gameplay. When they released their Kickstarter, they had something to go with it. Yeah, yeah. That game had nothing but a single concept. It was a single picture. And that concept art was beautiful. It was amazing. I fooled everybody.

I had just finished playing fucking Rayman Legends. And I was like, oh my God, this looks just like, this looks awesome. And I'm like, I don't know if I want to donate it to you. I'll just see what I was. You feel by that concept art? The concept art was very misleading, but I feel like I can't even be mad. I feel like I just feel pity. I feel pity.

I can't be, I can't be like, and people are enraged to angry. But here's a thing. Yeah, because they put money into it. There's like reasons, but I'm more like they deserve it in a way because of how they handled everything. They handled everything foolishly. But who is they? It's like, was it the one guy? It was what's it called?

Like capscom or something? It's like cap. Capcom or something. Yeah, concept. It's like this team. If they left Capcom and names their, company cops come. It's like this team

that was trying to pander to like the social justice warriors at one point and they completely fuck that up and then they planned ahead of making like an animated series before even... I will blame that guy for naming his company concept and trying to... Ripping off Mega Man pretty fucking hard. But I feel bad because he must

have hired just a bunch of people a bunch of young people like where he probably read out of school or something. Well he foolishly did it because he wanted to like it was like that weird... I remember seeing this huge article about it where it comes down to the fact where one of the people who worked on it his wife did, like, feminist concepts, and then she ended up running the forum, fucked everything up, banned tons of people who weren't praising the game,

which caused Sturda a full bunch of hate. And then they pitched another Kickstarter, but people already knew about this weird bullshit they were doing. So it put everyone in the fence, and they pulled that crap where they were like, oh, we're already being backed by a Chinese producer thing. And it was like, okay, and then everybody fucking backed out, and then they already had that weird stigma with them where people were kind of confused and, like, kind of disappointed with everything they've done so far. And then they released the game, and people were just like, this isn't what I wanted.

This is nothing like I want I wanted. The big problem is they didn't, when you first start a project like this, you need somebody who's a very talented, passionate, like, art director or a very talented passionate program that knows exactly what they're doing. And they didn't really have either. They just had this guy, which, again, I blame him in a way because he worked for Capcom long enough that he should have understood the situation. Like, he was making, this whole thing feels like rookie mistakes left and right.

I feel like he should have had the experience to avoid some of these pitfalls. Yes. But all the way to the end. All the way to the trailer, dude. So it's a little way... I almost want to see a documentary on everything that happened. I do want to see a documentary on my number nine. Make it happen.

I'd buy it. I would buy that document. But see, is what we... The documentary would sell more than the game. Yeah, I would easily... I mean, but what's this guy's background? He created Mega Man. I don't even think he did invent...

I don't even think he did invent... He didn't program... Okay, no, actually. I'm not going to say anything because I'm on the farm. But Cagey and Afunei... He designed the character. I think he designed the concept for the game. All right.

But one of the famous... One of the famous things. since the Kickstarter began was Hideki Kamiya. Do you know him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He made a famous tweet where, like, when the Kickstarter was getting successful, he made a tweet, like, bumshel tweet where he said,

KG Inafune is just a good businessman. And nothing yet, like, he can't design games. You know, it's funny, though. That guy's a terrible business man. It's a terrible businessman. Absolutely. If you're a good businessman, they don't need to use Kickstarter.

Their games are, like, control amazingly. But all the concepts are half stupid, and they don't sell. I don't, I feel, I would, if I was working at that guy's fucking company, I would be mad as fuck if I was a programmer or an artist working there. I'm just like, we're pouring so much energy into these games and making them play so well. And it's like the core premise just isn't going to sell copies.

I mean, I don't want to be too critical. It's like being games is fucking hard. It is fucking hard. And I'm saying you're different. And what's really fucking hard about games, this is what people, like, people don't, and this is like, people want to hear a podcast about, like, talking about game stuff. We could do that where we don't necessarily make it a podcast. We just talk about games.

Yeah. It's frustrating because, like, you had a concept. and this happens with games. You have a concept and then you just fucking change it. You're just like, I don't like to change it. Get rid of it.

Fix it all. And then you add a new mechanic and suddenly your old mechanics don't make any sense and you have to go back through fucking everything and redo it all. I heard you say, cut things out, add things,

you're just like, it's frustrating. People who make games, they don't know what the final game's going to be even remotely. You spend like seven months just redoing stuff you'd already done. People think like,

oh, they had Mighty Number Nine Planet on paper and it was good and they just fucked up. And it's like they didn't, nobody really knows. is how the game's gonna come out. Nobody knew. They knew they needed to make a successor to Mega Man. Anyone

who says that's not you, get your fucking head out of your ass. The guy literally said this is gonna be a successor to Mega Man. He's like, this is the, we're gonna take over where Mega Man didn't. And it's like, okay, well, I have to admit they added combos. They added combos on combos. Lots of slides. They have a, yeah, there's a duck dash,

a run dash, a jump dash. Does Mega Man have awesome awesome? Not awesome. On Awesome. Not awesome, that's awesome. It came straight from the horse's mouth. This wasn't some fucking ployd where they were trying to fool people. No, they said they were going to make it. The reason why people fucking backed it was because they're going to be the successor to Mega Man. They're like, Mega Man sucks.

Make it good again. I'm just going to, I made this point before on Twitter. Capcom's done with Mega Man. I've said this a few times and I'm going to say it again. Fucking Mega Man fans because these people. Yeah. I got to say, my favorite Jeff thing is when you say, and he said to go, these people, I'm like, it's going to be a great moment right now.

These are fucking people. And this is what I don't understand. No, he's saying these people. Yeah, but it's like, I guess it's going to be a good. can also defend it because everyone like, okay Sonic fans. Wait, wait, wait. Why do you like, get them? I want to say that these

fucking Mega Man fans, they're always crying I want another Mega Man game. I want another Mega Man game. There's 80 Mega Man games and they play two of them. There's like years of Mega Man games for you to play. You didn't play any of them. Well, what a new one. You know, you

asshole. Pick up your fucking Game Boy from 1985 and play all those Mega Man games. I don't know. And here's the thing. Like, people, like, Doc on Sonic is being like the autism train of everything. It's like, yeah, but every fucking person has played, like Sonic has played all the Sonic games and they're just like, I want a new Sonic game?

I would bet Mega Man fans really have, Sonic fans have actually done it. Mega Man fans haven't. No, God, no, they're like, they haven't even fucking touched, like, X... Like, I've never heard anyone be like, my favorite Mega Man game is X-5. I've never heard that.

I've never heard a single soul say X-5 before. There's over 20 of them that follow that very familiar formula. I hear people being like X-1 and X-4 are cool games. Yeah, because there's Mega Man 1 through 10, Megaman X1-12 X-10 I don't know Megamon 0 through 6

Yeah and there's like the ones where you're like He's like in a he's like Batman EXC or something like that EXC battle network The Capcom doesn't care of that Yeah nobody's buying them Assholes What do you expect him to do?

You're not buying them Mega Man's been fucking John Man for 15 years Go explore that Fucking like Sonic has been He's turned into a wear hog He's like fucking He went through time He had like two versions

of him. Are you saying it's a good thing? No, it's bad. Son sat and like butt-fucked like 18 times and Mega Man's just been Jumpman for fucking every single game. Jump and shoot man? Yeah. That guy made Mega Man cross street fighter and it's better than my other nine. Oh, that game's really cool.

The best way Mega Man's been treated in the past 10 years is in the newest Smash Bros game. When that new Smashers came out, people are like thank you for making a... Yeah, that's probably why a lot of them were crying about having a new Mega Man game. That's true. That's actually true. They brought back the mega hype.

But when I see people reviewing my number nine, they're like, I'm gonna be mean. be like, they're usually like people with like kind of like disabilities of how they can't stare directly at the camera. They're like, this is hard game. Just like old Mega Man, very hard game. It's good. I especially like the DLC I got and not the original game. Like they're like, I'm so glad I got the DLC and I can't play the original game because the original one sucks.

But the DLC is better. It's like, that's not a good sign. That's a good game. Because they're defending the DLC, but they're like, it's hard. I like the DLC. By number nine. That's their fucking seller point. any fucking choked. I was being mean, but I've been seeing reviews

that just people who are just like, they're holding up things and they're just like, I got this game, it's perfect. It's a little hard, but it's perfect. So, the general consensus, big hero nine, nine out of nine. Nine and Nine, nine. Irish ghosts, go home. Yeah, fuck. I feel like I've, I've been here,

I've been here, like, therapist for, like, this. I do like the Mega Man thing, though. The Mega Man thing is it's always something that's always bothered me. Is everyone, like, I mean, like, Sonic is gay, and everyone calls it autistic. But it's like, the people who play Sonic, they play the same Sonic games. like I like these games, but everybody has played all the Sonic games. And every time I hear

Mega Man, I don't hear anyone say oh, I'm playing Mega Man 4. I'm playing Mega Man 5, 6, fucking 7. It's a vague idea in their head that they think they're a Mega Man fan, but they're really not. They play like a few games. They like, I like a classic. They want a Mega Man game just to be always out there. They're not going to play. Some of the best parts about Mega Man is the music. The

Mega Man has really good soundtracks. You know, the best way to tell them, just be like, hey, listen, you think you're Mega Man fan. Name me your favorite 30 Robot Masters, go. They would name all of them from fucking two. Maybe like ice man, cuts man, guts man, fireman, grenade man, and airman and then run out. It'd be like a metal man because he's always everyone's first.

Someone's going to throw out a bubble man and possibly a pharaoh man, but just because they remember those guys. That's what you know is where they're running out idea of the barrow man. Yeah. He's my favorite robot master. Didn't they used to do a fan-made robot master per game that did like a Nintendo Power be like, enter in your own Mega Man? I bet.

That's where OC started. think actually. Yeah, kids made their Mega Man thing and they're like, wow, these just suck. They just kept making their own robot. Child Man. Everyone loves a child man. He's not like these He's a child. It's just like a central man. Kid with a balloon. It's like balloon man. It's like these are awful. Was there ever a mind man? Mine man. Like a fucking French black and white clown. Just are, is autism attracted to the color blue? Is that a thing? Yeah, because it's the saddest color. Holy shit. I'm like we have to do a revelation here. Like doctors should listen into this.

saddest color. That's what they're trying to do. Everyone makes Mario happy because it's all bright and colorful. Then Sonic's just blue and angry, like Mega Man. Everyone's just like... Blue and misunderstood and angry and mad. That's why people love God form Goku so much. But Sonic has a little, he's got a little red because he has those little red sneakers and people are like, oh, there's still some little... There's still some little... There's like Mega Man.

I found a fan made my mom. Oh, really? Fun made my mom. There you go. That actually looks decent. Yeah. What's the deal with the Mega Man, the new Mega Man TV show? How do these designs keep getting worse?

With mini-megaman. Do you know what the new concept is? Ben 10. There's like a smaller Mega Man called like Mini Mega Man. Inside his head, controlling Mega Man. Are you curious?

That's it? That's what's happening in the new one. I mean, I don't want to be critical of other artists, but man, these designs are bizarre. They don't... Dole is fucking dirt. I mean, I'm sorry,

but the new Mega Man design, I remember seeing just comparisons of like what it is. It's not even terrible. It's just a soulless design. Just ugly soulless design. He's all right. He's a nice.

guy, Mega Man. He deserves more. He deserves. Leave Mega Man alone. Yeah, leave Mega Man alone. He's even worse. All these corny, dushy drawings on the internet of Mega Man padding Whitey Number 9 on the back. Like, hey, you're doing good. You carry on the flame. You know what?

You're making man, you fair weather, Mega Man. The newest funny meme is like, people taking those pictures and putting it next to the Metascore. It's good stuff. You know, stop. Stop digging up. Poor Mega Man's corpse from the grave. and dingle-dangling it around.

Okay, let the fucking robot man die. Why do they call him Mega Man when he's not even a man? It is shocking when you look at the box art from Japan that even Mega Man one and two, the box art from Japan looked like a perfect cartoon Mega Man. Like they had the design nail. Oh, yeah, the American one was like some old rubber mom and some fucking pistol.

Yeah. They hired Tron. They looked like it was from Tron. They went to like Deven Art in 1983 and like sort of them from best to worst, and they just picked the worst artist. and... Well, he had, like, a giant blue jumpsuit

with, like, yellow things. They was just, like, upset and grouching in the corner of the phone gun. And then Capcom intentionally made bad Mega Man 9 and 10 posters just to, you know, that nostalgic feeling of Mega Man, too. It's kind of funny. I think it's funny. Then there was Mega Man. They put fucking...

Is it the Pac-Man? Yeah, they put retarded Megaman in Street Fighter Cross Tekken, big fat Mega Man with a handgun. All these fucking Mega Man fans are waiting for Mega Man, like a fucking drunk fat Mega Man with a handgun. It's like, come on, that's funny. That is funny. They were mad, but I was laughing.

I'm like, good. That's what they fucking deserved. That's what he was. That's what he was. Fucking Mega Man with his big, like, fucking slitter. He's just, like, just came out of a bar. He's got a 5 o'clock shadowed. He's in these spandex.

He's like an American latinaeater. He has the same moveset as like Mega Man from the Marvel for his Capcom games, but he's just a fat male-aged guy. He's got like the same kicks and punches the end, but he's got a little hand, a little laser gun. He doesn't even have like the Mega Buster. Yeah. Did that even happen? How did they justify that?

The box art? The thing, yeah, the thing I read was there, they basically went to the, that Kiji in a whatever's name is. And they're like, yeah, we were thinking about putting Mega Man in this game and we don't know which Mega Man. And I think he said, he's like, yeah, why don't you put in, like, bad Boxart Mega Man? And they just did it. So that was the first red flag from KJ and Eufuni fans? I don't know, yeah, maybe. I mean, I find it hilarious, but it's funny how Capcom doesn't give a shit about, they don't show like a test focus group, like 18 pictures of Mega Man that, like,

make them pick one. They're just like, fuck it. Let's just put in the stupidest one and move it. Whatever. All right, I think we were tapped out. I think we've maxed out our non-bullying. We've held back so much. I was just saying. Whoever hates me. Come at you?

No, no, no. Scratch me! Scratch me! You'll probably never hear from me again. You win. Thank you. You think maybe you can share a little tune for us? This is for all the Irish Sleepy cast fans. Everybody sing along, even though you don't know the words. Just make it up. Just make it. We know it.

We know it's in our hearts. All right, one, two, three, four. Shain the flee, the fall, that's all we got again. Wind our snow. That's all we got again. Darkness imprisoning me all that I see. I can not breathe. I cannot feel.

Chalk run down there. D-la-da-da-da-da-ha-h-h!