SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E26 - [Calipornia Creamin]

Episode Date: April 15, 2017

It's been a while. For all of us. Stamper, Chris, and Mick sit down to shoot the sleepy shit, here in sunny sultry California. So dust off a seat, plant your plump ass down, and chill a while...but only if you so desire, my friends. Let's get this flaming circus caravan on the road. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (Chris) - (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Stamper - (www.youtube.com/user/StamperTV) Ricepirate (Mick) - (www.youtube.com/user/ricepiratenewgrounds) Podcast editing by: Ricepirate (Mick) Additional "intermission" music by: Kevin Macleod (www.incompetech.com) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Thanks to all the fans, past patrons, haters, mothers, mother's dogs that look like naked rats screamin' like murdered goats, THANKS TO ALL Y'ALL for your support. Much love. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys.

He's this bunch bullshit. You know, it's really fucked up. A couple days ago, I was walking up the street to the bank. And there I saw a woman in a wheelchair. And she didn't have any, I don't know why I'm laughing. She didn't have any legs beneath the kneecap. So, like, she just got, they just got, they just got to. That's fucked up.

That's fucked up. You're dick, dude. No, no, no, no. You can't even get the words out of your mouth. You're laughing so hard. No, no. Just thinking about it. No, no.

It's funny because she had like a newborn baby. Oh, my God. Fuck you, dude. In my mind, I was thinking, how are you going to teach him out of walk? Oh, my God. When you can't walk. But I didn't say it. I was just thinking it.

And I was like, oh, ha, ha. In my mind, but then... It's easy. You like get a stick and put a little bit of string on it and dangle them from it and you make him walk. But I figure... Like a big marionette for fucking Team America? They're just like bouncing up and down while they walk. Stever, what would you do if you saw her doing that? Yeah.

Would you feel better? No, I figured if she just had to have her wheelchair and she like showed him how to walk on her stumps and he did the same thing, they would pretty much be like the same height and they could like hold hands and shit. You know what, though? To be fair, she could at least teach that kid how to crawl once it got to the right to. age. That's true. You didn't introduce the show yet. Do as I do.

Watch mommy. Welcome. Welcome to poopie What? What the fuck is that? Sleepy cabin. Oh, it sounded like one of those couch names at IKEA. Poopalil. I don't know. They have some of the weirdest names. It's like, remember's mad already. Levin's Godin. Oh, just fucking laugh. Cacacacacucadunin.

Poop o'leven. No. Sleep 11. That's a, that's a, that's a reach if I've ever fucking heard one. It does sound like IKEA. It's such a fucking reach. It's a reach of fucking round sign. Boo! Remember when we first moved in? Stamper, remember when we first moved in and you helped me make my bed? Yeah. That was hard, man.

Yeah, and we got it from IKEA and it was a big black thing that you put a couch under and you sleep on top. It was too close to the roof and I died. Yeah, that's pretty pretty close to the roof. It was like pushed up right against the roof, so when I got into bed, I had to like, you need to have really flat. You had to like writhe out of bed every morning. You couldn't even like lift your knees up in bed. Wait, so if you had like a nightmare and you like woke up and shocked, you literally, your head would just go right through the ceiling.

It's the same fucking bed and sleep, uh, super slumber party. Like, it was the same fucking one. We just didn't put a couch beneath it before Chris pissed on me. That was my room. Yeah, I had to like slowly ride out of bed every day. Was that the top floor too or no? Yeah, it was top floor. You know, did we introduce the show yet?

Very likely there were mice and or rats up, right above your head. Yeah, you're always like one foot away from the rat. You just hear them like while you're trying to sleep. Tell me about it. Just a humping rats. Hey, we're just here chilling and having a good time. No pressure.

It's actually good to see you guys again. It's been a minute. It has been a minute. I don't like living in San Diego. I fucking hate San Diego. I hate fucking California in general. I don't like the people. Why?

I don't like the people. I don't like the weather. It's all drying me out. My T zone is all fucking activated. What the fuck is this T zone you keep talking about? Stamper keeps going into my fucking bathroom grabbing lotion. This motherfucker doesn't know what a T-Zone is Chris. I've never had to deal with the fucking T-Zone.

It's your brow and your eyes and your nose. Oh my god, your brow, your eyes. Do you know how to read? It's a T-you-fucking idiot. I'm sorry. Why are you so mean? I'm not some fucking, I'm not some Anglo-white motherfucker with some chapped T-Zone shit going on. Your T-Zone?

I ain't got a T-Zone. Quit acting like Asian people can't dry out or need lotion. I could peel my face off like a fucking Scarecrow mask, man. I need lotion. Because you sleep in asbestos. That's, what? You know what? I... That's because I'm not hydrating. That's right. It's because you drink and you don't hydrate. You fucking

have a new layer of skin like a fucking snake. There's nothing to do with San Diego. There is water in beer. Okay. No, there's a huge difference moving from like a place like Philadelphia where it rains every fucking you know, like normally. That's true. Right. And then you move to the fucking desert and you don't

really, it catches up with you later. Like you need to like almost double up on your water because you get dehydrated, you can dry out really quick. Stamper's just got a bunch of fucking, like, dried, super fucking hot. Dried skins of himself, just as decoys around the house. Like tarantulas.

They just leave, like, leave, like, leave, like, their whole fucking body behind, dresses them up. But it's like, looney tunes. I just, like, jump out of the skin and leave, like, my skin behind and run away. I prefer, I prefer the weather here. Really?

Yeah. Because in Philly, it was... I miss the snow, dude. I don't. I fucking hated the snow. It was the worst part. Yeah. Walking in it.

Yeah. Looking at it's kind of nice. I can't drive, so I have to walk through it every day. Well, I mean, you know, oh, that's true. And you can't like biking it. Nah, no. But, you know, to each his own, like, for the, I'd say, like, fucking 90% of the people I've met, they move out to the West Coast, not even for, like, jobs and shit, but it's like, oh,

for the weather. It's like, okay. And I can totally agree with that. But for me, personally, like, I start to miss things. Like, I don't really enjoy beef stew anymore because I always enjoyed it more when it was cold outside. Yeah. And, like, who's sitting around San Diego talking about, oh, I'm going to get a nice cup of

No, you know, my biggest beef is fucking beanies and jackets and hoodies. Three of my favorite fucking pieces of attire. And scarves too, man. There's only like one or two months that we're, you know, like here in the last of the evening. And I have a fucking lot of fucking nice jackets, man. I have at least like 12 jackets that are fucking awesome and there's no reason to wear out. But come summertime and come like late and like hot spring, like even at night, dude, it's like 80 degrees. Yeah.

It's fucking hot. I still, I like the heat better than the cold. Oh, Chris, introduce the show. I think it was hot. Welcome. Oh, you know what? Truthfully, the one thing I do like about, I wouldn't say the West Coast because I'm sure...

You can't keep saying the West Coast? Because people are like, hey, I live in Oregon and Washington. Yeah. I don't think anyone's talking about Oregon or Seattle when they're talking about the West Coast. Yeah, they're always talking about fucking shitty-ass California and how fucking... Everyone's fucking real down and real and fucking California.

Who the fuck I ever said that? No one's ever said that. Who has ever said, come to L.A., we're down and real? I don't know. Maybe fucking Tupac Tupac talking about how California loved... California. No, no, California. California is right, dude.

That's my favorite, New Park lyric. Come to California. No, man, California knows how to party. I had another thing on my mind. I was thinking about, like, fucking girls. I was thinking about like porn. No, but... In the southwest, one thing that I do really fucking like is there's no mosquitoes down here.

Yeah. Never fucking chewing on you and shit. That's because there's no water. I know, right? Because that's what you need for mosquitoes is standing water. Maybe there's tiny mosquitoes like surfing. Maybe everyone in LA just... It just tastes like shit.

Was that? Everyone in LA just tastes like shit. Yeah, I would say if anything the stereotype of people in L.A. is that everybody's fake as shit. That's generally the stereotype. Really? Yeah. Because it's mostly the industry, right? Like everybody, like everybody's trying to get an inn, you know, like even if you're a waiter, you're still slipping.

Oh, yeah. We were on two different wave links. Yeah, I know what you're saying now. If I didn't have the friends that I had here, I probably would experience that more. But because there are so many people just over the years that we've kind of like accumulated a group of people either from like the new grounds. you know, community or whatever where it's like, I don't even need to deal with a whole lot of new people.

And the new people I have met, to be honest, have been really fucking cool. Because like, you rolled out here, you had a group, you already had a fucking foundation of people. I wouldn't have liked it if you'd. Yeah. That's true. And you, I think, would have a better time in San Diego if you had more people that you could relate to that weren't fucking dropping off gifts like a cat leaving you fucking dead mice on your doorstep.

Well, let me ask you this, Mick. Maybe you think that all these people are your friends. but maybe they don't feel the same way about you. You ever think about that? That's depressing. He's absolutely right there, man. Yeah, it could be true. You're a little too loving.

I am. Do you ever think that, like, when you're at home, like, oh, I fucking love these guys. And then, like, those guys are at home, they're like, fuck, Mick is a piece of shit. I really fucking hate him. He's like, kill him. He just cares too much about dumb shit.

You know what, though? As long as I don't hear that opinion, I don't even care. Let us kill him. Then that would suck. Let us join for him. to kill him. You're mean, Stamper.

You are mean. That'd be so fucked up if somebody was like, I've had enough of him. That'd be the worst. Stamper, can we talk about why you're so mean? Yeah, why you're so mean? I'm not mean. Stamper.

Am I mean? You really think I'm mean. You're a really mean person. I don't think he's that mean. I was kidding, but you, look at you're real. Look at the real in Chris's eyes. Stamper one time, you know what he did to me one? What's the meanest thing Stamper ever did to you?

The time he called me a man. What? But you're so not that. Well, are you being a nigger? I mean, think about it. Be honest. Okay. You're right.

Guilty. He's not mean. He's just an asshole. No, that's okay. You know what? I think... What do you think's the meanest thing you've ever done to a friend?

Oh, my God. That you're allowed to say in public. Oh, fuck that, dude. Okay, I guess the list is pretty short there. No. We're not even talking about that. Because they don't even know yet that I did it. A, yes, you're correct.

And B, we're not. Not talking about that shit. And see, it was neither one of you guys. Okay. As long as that was the case. Oh, fuck you. Dude, there's some skeletons in my closet that need to fucking stay there, dude. Just like, seriously, lock the fucking closet.

Do you guys have, do you guys, we don't need to discuss what these skeletons are, but do you guys legit have some skeletons in your closet? I genuinely do. I got like three or four. Do you ever get a phone call or like an email that you don't really recognize, but sounds kind of familiar? And your heart kind of sinks. You're like, oh, shit. I think everybody does.

something catching up like did something come out of the woodwork yeah no nothing like that okay dude i i genuinely have a couple of things that like i that keep me awake every now and again where i'm just like dude i did that when i was of legal age to go to prison for my life so if you got a text and a random number and they were like they just said like i know what you did and they said one ambiguous word that might be one of those skeletons yeah stomach you'd feel that like oh dude i would i'd probably pack up your shit and just fucking backpacked the mexed Well, I tell you what, I'd knot up a rope and hang myself. Oh shit.

Oh shit. No, seriously, there's a couple of things like, man, if they ever found out, oh my fucking God, hopefully they don't start cleaning out landfills and like sorting things. That's all I gotta say about that. We evolved from stupid monkeys, dude. Just don't forget that. Stupid monkeys do stupid shit. I'd love to see you on the stand. Like, your honor, I'd like to speak for my own defense.

Why did you kill her? Stupid monkeys do they're like, look, Guys, ladies and gentlemen, the jury is, let's get, let's get real. We all evolve from stupid monkeys. That's the ultimate like OJ Simpson, like defense. Like, sir, stupid monkeys, okay, it's not because he's black. I was gonna say, that's not, I was like, wow, Chris. No, it's because, oh my god.

He's the guy who got, oh my, that's the defense he could have used. What if the judge was like, that's a good point. And then he took his gavel and he was like, Oh, who! That clang, clank, clang! Everyone in the audience is like, who, the IRS in my case. They all walk out,

adjusting their ties. I mean, if you think about it, the judge banging a gavel is a really monkey, dumb-ass thing. Yeah, I'm telling you, dude. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, shut up, do. Everything we do is monkey-like. Yeah, well, I do.

The rocket signs is like, it'd go fast. It's go faster now. It's slow yesterday fast now. Oh, we've gotten it wrong the whole time. Everyone complaining about shit being phallic, rockets, buildings, monuments. It wasn't phallic. They were all fucking big bananas.

Oh, man, I'm getting the stitches, baby. Stop, I have a spiresis. I don't hurt my guts. So listen, guys. Yes, sir. There's a bunch of questions that people ask. Oh, welcome to Sleepycast. Yeah, welcome to Sleepycast.

Episode season two. Wait, did we introduce this yet? All right. with special guest Mick Lauer and Chris Blom Neal. Wow, what a minute's so mean. And Chris Tower. Dick, Stumpy, Stumpy Willie. William.

Yeah, that works. William fucking pampered. Thankfully for me, there wasn't a whole lot of shit that rhymed with my last name. I did it. I said pampered. Yeah, but it's pampered. Like baby. When we were at IKEA, I think I got really fucked up when we got all of our food and sat down at the table.

And because there's so many, like, families with kids there. And I was like, guys, there are so many kids here. I am so fucking horny right now. But then, like, 30 seconds later, a table across from us just all, like, kind of turn around. Like, she was, like, having this conversation, like, I think that guy wants to fuck our kids. I think we forget sometimes what it's like as far as, like, the outside world and how people talk. Because even when we're in line, like, I love how that's the one thing you remember. What I remember about being in that line, there's, like, these.

little kids, they're like fucking four and five like right next to us. Like you could fart in their face. And Stamper's just like, man, what the fuck is this bullshit? Look at this fucking mac and cheese. This shit better be the bomb, man. My pussy better explode after eating this fucking shit. And I just looked down

at this kid. I don't want to be like, Stamper, shut up, there's kids. But I just look down, this kid's got these big eyes looking up. Like, what? Like, you're speaking some alien language. That's really cool. And you know what? That mac and cheese was fucking whack and please. Listen, Stamper. before this podcast you got all grumpy and said you wanted beer right

so me and Snap or did you do that shit too twice twice in like 10 minutes right so we're like we're standing at the crosswalk we're walking up there's a lady standing there an old lady's on her phone and I go snap why are you so grumpy and he goes because I'm not dating her he points at her one foot away from her he screams it in her face she just looks down and pretends not to have heard

and then we get to a beer place they don't have beer and Stappar's really fucking mad now. Okay, so he did it three times, okay? Dude, we were, right? You know, that's the story for another way. What the fuck is the beer, right? And the guy behind the counter's like, ha ha ha, oh, okay, and the stuff's the beer at! The guy's like, oh go down this road and he's like, god, he walks out, right? We're outside on the street now, and someone goes, what kind of fucking place is this fucking state? No fucking beer, fuck this shit all. And there's this lady just looking at him what would be window down and he just goes, oh sorry, bye, it's like three times. That old lady in the cross-

You didn't even see but as you awed by she got real sad and she just fucking dropped to her knees in the middle of the crosswalk and laid down No she was done you ruined her life. We were saying that if you say something in a voice where it seems like you don't care Yeah, they they go did I just hear that? Yeah Never mind if you do it really quick and pretend like nothing happened. Yeah if you pretend like nothing happened They're like did that yeah and I like to think that she was like I wish I was dating him You could have done it. Yeah, I would love for her to put her finger in my mouth, dude. That's my new shit.

If a girl could put her finger in my mouth, I'm done, I'm done, dude. Her finger, her finger would have been like those fucking wrinkled sausage sticks, those slim jims that you get at the gas station. Do you know where those fingers are... Do you know how much food those fingers have eaten? Do you know how much taste is on those fingers? Do you have... What if she had E.T.'s finger? Yeah.

Like going all the way down your throat. Would you still grow? Check this out, like, you want a girl to put her finger in your mouth because like she wakes up that morning She wipes her ass wipes her junk off from like back to front So there's already stuff on her fingers It's already salty and then she eats like scrambled eggs and then with barbecue sauce on it for some reason because she's fucking weird and you can't You can't up jack to find women like that snaproot Wow, BBQ eggs and vagina

My favorite flavor of finger That's weird of course I can Wait a minute Yes Alright guys Okay we're reading questions Yeah shit the fuck up Alright, we got this is actually one thing I've never heard before though

Stamber. Barbecue sauce on eggs. No more sagway stabber I fucking eating it shut up. Really good? Yeah absolutely ketchup on eggs yeah anyways go yeah no Barbecue sauce on eggs words. Okay gang question time from Reagan Brooks asks and this Smith, smith, bidi Bidi Bede Bede that's all folks you know how to say words dude Yeah, no this is specific. Hey, don't ask any hard balls man only do no I'm starting soft. Let's play ladies. Here we go. What can we expect what can we expect from Chris and Stamper's music projects. Oh, do you want to go first? Oh, sure. Yeah, we'll probably make more music later. That's not a good answer. Wow, what a great. Continue. You're gonna make... Continue.

The end. No, it's not to say, man. I don't fucking know. I'm so busy with other shit, like, I'm only one. Do you have a bunch of music projects that you started that you ain't finished? You fucking ain't right, man. I got a folder full of like 38 tracks that I haven't finished. And they're for games, rap songs I never finished, fucking, all kinds of stuff. You ever think about releasing any of that? Oh yeah, of course, but you know, you just need time. Like, you can't like be a musician or an animator or like a full time like it's, I feel like music and

like audio production and shit like that's like a full time job. Yeah it is. Because you have to learn mixing. Is there the equivalent? Fuck me. And you know what? There's creating music and then there's like audio engineering. Yeah, which is like a job in itself that people don't really understand which has always been the hardest thing for me is

audio engineer. Like does this sound good? Like my levels are all fucked up and like yeah, I can't do that. That's why you end up getting like someone to do like your final mix like DJ Cutman or... Exactly. I mean, yeah, he could throw all music together

pretty good, but he's got ears that I don't have and he always, like, just kind of like... Is there in music? Is there in some cases? I'm sure every case is different, but in some cases,

you know, with animation, you do the key frames. You have the character designs, you've got whatever, and then you can get other people to help you with in-betweens and all that shit. Yeah, absolutely.

Is there something in the equivalent with music? Absolutely, so right, I think all the big movie composers, they'll write something on a piano. They'll have, like, they'll write at the screen score on the sheet paper.

They'll hand it off to a guy and now he will make it into a good sounding full song. So that's like a ghost producer, right? He's basically like doing the melody and stuff. Or, you know, it's really common in a lot of other cases where you could throw it together, like say you do like a hip hop instrumental and you like throw it to like an audio engineer and he's like, yo these drums are fucking trash.

He'll like rip all the drums out, replace them with better drums. You're like, fuck, that's fucking great. Perfect. Like that's really common. So would you guys ever consider doing that? Are there people you trust where you could take like the progress you have and be like, you know what? I don't even have time to finish this, but you get the idea. I trust this person to roll with

these tracks. The only thing I would trust people with is mixing because I'm not that good at it either. Mixing, mixing, that's what it is. Mixing is so fucking. It's really, really hard. It's insanely hard. If you have a guitar playing, you can have the lows, mids and highs and it'll sound fine by itself. But then you introduce drums, you'll have to remove some of the

frequency so the drums can come through. So you're doing live mixing. You're mixing. It's not just like you do one setting and let it play. Every time you add something, you got to... Every time you add something, you've got to tweak all the other instruments. That's when you hear like easy ways of doing that, but it's muddy music that's not clear and like things aren't coming out. Yeah. You know like when you really like a song that, you know, like let's say like a limp biscuit song or something like that.

Like that's all it's my favorite song in the fucking world. But then you see him in concert and just like this muddy mess of shit. Yeah. That's what music sounds like before an audio engineer comes through and makes it your favorite song because they balanced all the levels out. They understand what the human ear likes. It's like they study it. Auto tune is now, but it's a standard now, right like that well ah I thought it's not standard it's just one people like it they use it oh I thought it was just like everything's pitch perfect it doesn't have to be no okay it's just people do it if they want to be but Emma Watson was auto-tuned to yeah it's because she can't sing in in beauty in the yeah it sounds

horrible yeah what the hell are you talking about that you beauty in the beast she she sees she's Bell who fuck is Emma Watson fucking Hermione dude is it is her last name Watson yeah oh whoops what did you think it was Hermione I don't know like Wilson or Hermione no just Hermione dude Emma Hermione. Hermione Granger, dude. That was her fucking game. The end. Dude, Emma Hermione sounds like a pussy disease. My mom's got Emma Hermione. He's like, dude, that sucks, man. Pussy welded shut from all the herpes.

Oh my God. To cut it open. What about you? Do you have any projects like that? Can she still pee, dude? I'm doing music for Jeff and Corey and Tom's game. Uh, doing some of my own solo stuff. I have that album. Yeah, I see them on SoundCloud. I update my soundclogue constantly with uh, Dem.

and shit. So if you ever want to hear any of that, go to Oni music on SoundCloud. That's cool. This is from Sabes. Hey, can we ask, can we answer, I'm sorry, can we answer, um, the next question in baby voices? You can do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, let's do that.

Do it. Do whatever the fuck you want. This is from Sabas. I don't even fucking know how to say. Okay, what are your favorite, so bad it's good type movies slash games? I like fashion the furious Tokyo Dwell. It's a The third fashion of

Forer this movie Have you seen all of them? Yep Yips Did you like the new one? Yes Yubes I'm tired now

You go take a nap My favorite Shark Boy and Love Girl Sokboy? No Shark boy Shark boy Oh

Oh yeah NavaGow Shope boy and Blabogrove in three days. What about your milk? You need to answer the question. You didn't answer.

All right, Mike, I would say, do you guys know that Alibaba and the Gold Raiders? So that was Harry introduced that, I believe, to us. Yeah. It's fantastic. But. Yeah. You're not talking like a baby.

Continue, please. I got a pee. God damn it. Go run pee. Okay, I'm rum pee. Me and Stamper will continue to talk. He's a... He's...

He's... While he's gone, let's sing. Okay. Let's sing. You do notes. I'll do notes. Okay. Okay.

What do you mean? Just sing. Sing! Do, do... I'm sure. I'm saying, I'm paying me. You know what I always wanted to do? It's like, go to like one of those panels with,

hey, you guys want to do a fucking panel at Magfest? And you're like, yeah, I guess, that's okay. And they give us like some weird fucking hotel room and like a free breakfast to consider. Yeah. to consist of rice and hot sauce packets. But, like, I've always wanted to go, like, into the panel room, like, way ahead of time.

Like, yo, can we get, like, 45 minutes ahead of time? Because I want to, like, try a bunch of, like, beatbox and shit. Like, with the whole room is, like, the subwoofer and shit. Like, just hold it up to my throat into, like, the... Mm-hmm. It's just, like, oh, man, it's so fucking loud and shit. And we come in, like, everyone comes in, and we sell a bunch of fucking dick.

Mick's back! Mick's back! Hey, Mick. Hey Mick. You guys have any of the candy? Talk like a baby. No, we're not doing that anymore You know I bought a whole fucking I bought a whole fucking I'm a baby guys man now and later's and you left all the blue raspberry ones in your fucking car Homie why'd you do that I gotta admit though you guys have both kind of been killed you guys have been both like real good baby you guys make good babies Thanks thank you Mike who came up with Yeah, I don't know Chris because both of you

you guys do it so well it's almost hard no that was your original your original take on it yeah we should make a cartoon or a live action thing where I'm just like no you're like yeah when me and you first moved in together we were rubbing off on each other so hard that sounds okay no but no when I first moved to Philly we became one this one's what I'm saying this way that was even more gay yeah it's why he's why you got to throw people into your life because like a lot of my humor is built off that shit you know that's what I'm telling people it's like working retail is good because you

meet a lot of people and I swear to God like again like I built most of my sense of humor from working fucking retail and just meeting people and all the people that I worked with like you know some of my longtime friends you know they're like I met them in fucking retail it's like out there you know when you when you become like a content creator like a comedian and shit and you're or like on YouTube or whatever even if you're just doing like blogs and shit like like that yo if you're always at home just recording your own thoughts all day, it's gonna spin you

in a fucking madness because you're not meeting new people and getting out and seeing like what actually makes people laugh. And you know, funny enough, like, it's always the dumbest shit. And then you turn it to a cynical dick that's sitting at home like, oh man, why do people like this fucking show? This is fucking gay. And like, you're just like hating on it all day and other cynical people are

just like agreeing with you and shit. It's fucking, it's nonsense. So you're saying, you're saying the, you know, I fall into that trap too. Big Bang Theory is a good show. You are the cynical. I don't understand. Oh, sit on a dick, Mick. To some people, yeah, Big Bang Theory is a fucking great show. And who am I to say that it's fucking not?

Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of people like that shit. Okay, next question. Oh yeah, anyways, yeah. This one's from Ellis. Speaking of California. Where? Oh yeah, California, dude. Now it's how to porn.

Ellis asks. All right, we have to answer this one in a black dude voice. All right. If you had to be, why is your default black just a sexy deep voice guy? I don't know. All right. I don't disagree. actually that I default to that too.

All right, if you had to be in a porno, what genre would it be? And what would the plot be? I always wanted to like write a porno. Really? Yeah, shoot it. To make it funny? Yeah. I would love to hire two like really good. Oh, wait. I'd like to hire two really good actors

and make them say stupid things while they had sex. This is good. Oh, hey, guys, I'm a black guy. I'm just normal. You know, I don't know, I don't... My friend over there is talking, like, really deep for some... That's fucking weird. Wait, I didn't finish my answer. I didn't finish my answer.

I didn't finish my answer. It would be a public porno. There we go, go. I already know what I'm going to do. Have I ever done to do the porno shit? So check this out. So my porno concept is, and don't even bullshit, guys, you pull up a porno that's 30 minutes long.

You watch like the first 15 seconds to see if the people are kind of attractive. And if there's, like, no Mexicans in it, whatever and then you skip to like the last like 38 seconds just like to get to the end because I'm a busy man I got to jack off so all my pornos would be like like 45 seconds long and I'd call them quick dude pornoes and my plots would be like this guy comes in with like a business tie on and shit he's like okay he looks at his watches like time to get the shit over with and then boom cum shot oh you know what premature ejaculators like that just for that

I'm gonna like corner a market with dudes he's got way too much shit do and this is like to come in like 30 seconds. Oh I'm sorry quote unquote premature ejaculatist like it's a problem that I'm coming too fast oh I'm sorry am I grabbing the bull by the horns and living life to its fullest and you're not well boo fucking who there you go well psychiatry would snap oh that was my black guy I'm a black man who was raised in Asia cheating no because your accent is a product of your environment and not of your race. I would love to see a big book with a black guy like that.

Michael, Mike Tyson just talking like this all the time. Listen maybe, I've never seen a black dude with slanty eyes before. I'll tell you that much. In my porno, what will happen is I like the surprise sex, but I don't like it. It's not a rapey surprise sex. It's a very like everyone is happy to do it. Surprise sex. Oh, very nice. So like a girl she's like at the shopping mall. She's just a buying, you. shoes and then from outside the closet of four people come over and they just start fucking her

and she's very happy. They're like surprise they're so happy. Yeah she's happy and then she gets back up and she's like oh thank you she goes to the register to purchase and then she takes out her wallet and four more people come and they also have sex with her and they're surprise and then the cashier does too

survive but always happy everyone is supposed to be happy especially me. Oh happy porn happy surprise porn. Do it a couple of I was like laying in bed and I was like really out of it because I was admittedly like drinking a lot and I was weak I wasn't eating it out. Yeah. But I was like listening to someone narrate a creepy pasta.

Yeah. No, like black eyed children quote unquote true story about the black eyed children showing up the door. Yeah. But excuse me. I feel like they keep having to tack on new words to make it more true. It's like this story creepy pasta, real, true story, not clickbait. Well, I mean the point is. like I was laying back and like this whole other fucking black eyed kid's story was going on.

I just pulled my dick out and started beating off. And I wasn't like jacking off to the story. I was just coincidental. Like I was just jacking off and like I finished and I was like, oh, that was kind of weird that I just like jacked off while I was listening. I was just like staring at my ceiling and jacked off. I was like, oh. Wait, can you come just looking at a ceiling and jacking off?

Yeah, if you're horny enough. And then like after I finished there, she was like, and I've never been so scared in my entire life, I was trembling, and I went and called my husband and the kids were gone, and you know, shit like that, the whole thing, and I was like, that was just strange. I don't know, that doesn't- Very rare that I do.

You say that strange, but I don't know, maybe there is totally, I mean, look, for all the fetishes there are, that doesn't seem like the weirdest one. That's not a fetish, I'm just saying, like, I was just gonna- Clearly it is. I mean, you're coming listening to creepypastas. It's clearly- You're missing a point.

I was kind of like out of the corner of my ear, like, I was just like, ah, I was just like, kind of bored. I'm just saying, why would that be so weird? Considering what people do, that is really genuinely weird. That is true. I mean, listening to audiobooks and jerking off doesn't seem like the weirdest thing in the world. Listen to Harry Potter.

Yeah, just Harry Potter being read by some nice, calm, deep. He's calming your body? Yeah. Maybe that's it. Like, yeah, my body was just calm. Getting you into that place. Yeah. Shooting cum in my face.

What's the next question? Okay, we have to answer this one like a stereotypical Asian man. No, we don't. No more of these. I need, what's the next question? You're to answer the next one like a monkey. Can do. Eric Kisting asks, any, what's your first kiss story?

Eric Kisting asked, what is my first kiss? Yes, yes. I don't remember. You don't remember your first kiss? Not really. Really? With a girl. That's weird.

I actually just talked to somebody about that. Oh, I talked to Megan about that. Do you remember? Yeah, it was weird. Like, my story is pretty simple. It's actually, well, I'll fuck it all. Dude, I was a fat loser. I didn't have my first kiss until I was like fucking 14, dude.

My first girlfriend probably. Dude, that's my, that's my fucking story, dude. That's why I remember. Look, I was so focused on my quote-unquote career to be the best, like, fucking graphic and web designer in the world from, like, the age of, the age of, like, 16 of, like, 20. Like, the first time I'm ever kissed a girl was, like, when I was fucking 21, dude. You're a liar. I'm actually not joking. You're a liar.

I mean, I've kissed my mom. She's a horrible kissing. She was my first titty as well. But, dude, I caught up, like, really quick. I was like, oh, no, no, but seriously, when I was like 19, 20, I was like, dude, I need to fuck, I need to, like, stop fucking around with this shit. Like, I'm, like, working myself into an early fucking grave. Like, I need to actually start, like, forming human relationships and shit.

So, yeah, like, kissing a girl, fucking a girl came, like super late for me. Like, fucking a girl was probably like 23, dude. I was like, oh, my God. Everyone's like, yeah, it was fucking 17. Fuck you, who cares? 17? Why, yeah, I know a lot of people. No, I know people that are fucking, like, in their, like, 14.

No, you know, you know, when you're in high school and shit like this. I feel like the age has gotten smaller and lower. I remember when I was in high school, I had a friend. I'm not going to mention his fucking name. Because he might listen to this, but. Gumby. He goes, he goes, he's like, I'm sitting in, I'm in my car. Like, I'm driving.

And he's in the passenger seat. He's like, oh, I got to go talk to my girlfriend real quick. I'll be right back. He hops out of the car and he's like talking to him for a second for a long fucking time, actually. And then he gets back in the car. And I'm look what the fuck took so long? And he's just like put two fingers in my finger. Oh, God.

And I was like, oh, what is that? I remember what that was a thing too, dude. You're like, yo, check this out. It's like, really? And then like, later on. You should have fucking taken your finger, shoem up your asshole and been like, yo, check this out.

I'll do you one better. From now on, every time I'm waiting in the car because some dudes talking like, I got to go talk to my girlfriend real quick. I'm just going to like prep. I'm just going to pop my face. Because I know what's coming. Get them lathered up.

I don't like it. I'm preparing ahead, you motherfucker. Do you remember the first kiss? I don't. Oh. I really don't. I just like remember. It was all kind of a blur.

Yeah. I think the first legit kiss I had was with this girl. I don't need to name her, but. You're such a fag dude. Oh, it was so romantic. No, it wasn't actually. But she was like, I held her down. Yeah, no, I like met her at like a park or something.

She was in a baby carriage. She was really easy to just hold it into place. I think it was a week. go. What was great was when her mom arrived. I was able to just throw her away like a football. Nobody fucking saw anything. And then I kissed her mom. Yeah. Just to add insult to injury. That was two to the day. That's the fucking two first. I picked her up and fucking spiked her like a football. Oh no. It's good. No, but she I just I met her at a park, I think, and then we just talked and she smoked. Yeah. And I mean just like that. Yeah, it was weird. It wasn't like a girlfriend. It was like the no, it was like the first Tinder. It was like before Tinder

This is like New York go to a park and just find your girl You know it's so weird you talk to them for like an hour and then we kissed and then like I didn't really see her again It's so weird I hear stories like that all the time like dude really? Yeah, they're like yeah, you know I was just like in the park and I was like trying to show off to a girl on my bike and I had sick ass pegs on it shit like that and I was doing like wheelies and stuff like that and mine was like I was trying to make sure that like my roles weren't coming out of my pants. Yeah, I was a fat little bitch too. I wasn't a very impressive specimen, but, you know, to be honest, in retrospect, neither was she. But it was still, I still remembered it. No, but I still

remembered it. I appreciated it. What she tastes like? Cigarettes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I remember my, for some reason, sticks in my mind, and she's going to, like, deny this, but I remember her saying, like, we were talking about, like, she kissed a dude. I said something like, what did he taste like? Or no, she just probably just

brought it up. She was like, he tasted like strawberry lemonade. What? And I was like, that's interesting. Very, sounds tart. Can I see the questions? Yeah. I was actually kind of getting horny.

That might have been the first time I'd finally, like, legitimately understood that I was gay. You are gay. You are gay. First time I made out with it, dude, he tastes like fucking cigarettes. Have I made out with a dude? I have. It's actually not a fucking joke, man.

His tongue was fucking... I made out with a dude. The dude fucking, I mean, like, seriously, like, he put his tongue down my throat, and I was like, you need to fucking quit smoking, man. And then, like, he just tastes like shit. It's like I bet his dick tastes like shit too And his dick probably tastes like a big old cigar

This has been a very disgusting episode No Just fucking read more questions Hurry up man, God I'm trying to find this like you don't even know how to use a fucking cell phone Oh my god My name is Mick My name is Mick

I like smashing my balls Guys I like touching my paper with me Fine you know what Hey I'm gonna answer this one The Colt guy asks which Sleepy Cabin members Smell the Best or Most Hygienic Oh, fuck.

That's right. All these other guys smell like fucking, smell like sweaty trash cans. Listen, you know what? You didn't have to shit on me. One second. I would openly admit that it's you, Mick. You don't have to shit on the best, obviously, right? But that's bullshit.

Because Stamper made me walk through the hot sun for like 40 minutes looking for beer. It's not fair. I smelled good when I got here. I wash every day. And if we're gonna... I like you have this specification. Look, I wash every day. I do.

I'm hygienic. If there was any debate. I usually have two showers a day, okay? Fuck that. I'm stunned. I did, like, maybe like a poll on Twitter or something. Or no, no. Edmond did a poll on Twitter where he, um, talking about like, do you shower every day or something like that?

Or how often do you shower or something like that? I forget what it was. But like, like, people, like, shower, like, twice a day. And that's really common for people. This is why you all got chap T zones. Because you all be fucking drying out your skin fucking showering all day like your fish. No. And then, like, I remember saying something like, I can't believe people fucking shower so much.

Because, like, jokes aside. I like shower once every like me three four days because I have like a computer job Wait like you said you shower every three or four days? Yeah like there's no reason for me like I don't go out running I'm not going to the fucking gym. I'm just gonna let that sit I'm just gonna let the audience take that in smell okay Stop fucking every three or four days You know what I'll let Stamper have it because his cigarette smoke runs it out Oh

I mean seriously that's not a bad thing yeah no wait isn't that called something that's not a French bad like I really don't have have a fucking active lifestyle though like jokes aside you're not fat either so you're not sweaty all the time I mean like it's more like I shower when I feel I need to

and normally someone's like homie you fucking stink in the fucking shower right now I do need to brush my fucking teeth more I hate it when someone's like man your breath stink no you know I actually like it when someone's like yo your breath stinks it's like well fine finally someone

fucking was honest with me instead of like doing that gay shit where like you're having a conversation with them and they just like, eh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-h. They just- keep looking away from you? They just deal with it for like 30 minutes.

Brush your teeth. I don't know. Someone has to just be like, dude, your breath fucking stuff would get like hand you some gum. You're just saying it like, I'm glad finally someone said it.

Well, why don't you just do it if you know that? No, no, I'm saying like the people that like look at some shit that's just hanging off your face like a chicken bone. Oh, I hate that.

Or a raisin or something. Yeah. That you were like eating a sandwich. Like you got like hot sauce on your cheek and they're just like smiling in your face Not hanging out my nose, isn't right? Yeah, yeah. But last night, okay, last night,

that is the fucking worst. I hate it when I have like something hanging out of my nose. Last night, Stamper had a fucking buger. See, this is the problem. You made an assumption. We're all hanging out. I broke two glasses. That's a record for me, dude.

You're an asshole. No, I mean, I didn't like smash him on the ground. Fuck you, dude. Like, accidentally just kind of like, no. No, but he was trying to pick up the glass, even though the guy trying to clean it up was like, don't pick up the glass.

It just kept shoving his hand. The first glass I did. I scooped it. all the point in. The first glass stabber I put all the class in the trash. Dude, he was doing like Andy Dufrain and fucking Shawshake Redemption where he pick up like three pieces of glass without anybody looking

and he'd walk off to the bathroom and drop him in a trash can and then come back and pick up another three pieces, put him in his pocket sneak him to the bathroom just like piece by piece trying to get rid of this glass. I can't believe you saw that. I was trying to be so sneaky. And you know, the shitty thing is fucking 15 minutes later

I broke it on the glass and then the bartender's like, I fucking got it, man. You just need to stop breaking your fucking glasses. He's ridiculous. But we got out, we got out. Yo, that's just I'm a bad banter. I'm fucking white.

The car was waiting and Stamper fucking all of a sudden erupts behind me. He's like, what the fuck, dude? I'm like, what? And he's like, you didn't fucking tell me? You like, you know, does that backhanded smack on my shoulder? He's like, you don't fucking tell me? I had a booger hanging on my nose the whole time. Now, here's the thing.

I didn't see it. Yeah. I don't think anyone really saw. It's a fucking bar when you're drunk. It's up his nose. But in that moment, he just, like, announced to everybody, like, I got boogers in my nose. No, it's because I did that thing where I was just like,

oh, it's kind of like wiping my face, and then I, like, kind of pinched my nose. And, like, I had, this is, like, a huge rock. And I was like, there's no way these motherfuckers didn't see that. And they didn't fucking tell me that you said. You bastard. I hate it. I hate it because I'm, like, the snottiest guy. And I'm not going to be the type of fucking asshole to go to the bathroom every three seconds and check.

Oh, do I look handsome enough for the fucking world? But I need to know if, like, there's weird. Hygienic shit you know like those like weird like crusty eyes you get in the morning when you wake up when was the last time you got a big chunky brown scab because I used to hold on I used to get those all the other one is last time I skin my knee like a little bit that green That green crusty snot that you see like that cartoonishly like you know what I mean Yeah like slime green when was last time I like I haven't gotten that or big like now when I bleed I just keep bleeding like I can't clot or something like that as far as the snot goes is probably like last two three four times I did Coke. You get like that though? You don't I'm talking about like kids.

Didn't we used to get like these big gross crusty snob? I do remember that, yeah. And I don't know why. And it was always like coming down. Everything was crustier and more. There's like fruit snacks and snob. It's like a fruit by the foot just like hanging on your family. Like a fucking frozen mosquito. It's like cinnamon, sprinkles and stuff. Yeah, I know, right?

You can like walk up to a kid and just like peel like this face mask and just like sugar and cinnamon and graham crackers and shit off his face. Stop. Please. Anyway, hey, Chris, I got this shit called, um, because one of my biggest fucking personal beans, like jokes aside is fucking nose hair. Yeah, me too.

I hate it. I hate it. But you go on Amazon and there's like this nair hair remover. Yeah, I got that. How you got to do is like dry your fucking nose out and like kind of like melt the wax in the fucking microwave and then pop the plugs up your nose and pull out all your nose. Oh shit, really?

What? It's fucking dope, dude. And those little things come out like fucking hair. It's kind of like those biore shit. You put on your nose you can pull them all out and so what awesome but that's for your fucking does it hurt No not real I mean they're kind of like numb shit too. I use it on my balls once You just pop that shit up your ass crack and just give it a good yank No you better fucking get feminine with that and go to a fucking lady I got one of those like nose hair trimmer the the electric ones

I did sure but then it just keeps growing back no but but those fucking hurt it's not it's not even pain but it makes me cry really hard It's like no stuff does I think it's like linked it's like touching your like nerves really hard or something. At least it's faster than yanking them out with tweezers. That's what I do. Yeah. I just, you know what I do though? You get the good tweezers where you can get like five of them at a time and just shoving that. And you always find like another pocket like in your nose and we're like, where's all that come? Also you find these amazing like these Jurassic hairs that look like they like went all the way up to your brain. They're like fucking like two inches long man. What the fuck? It's like how was that in my nose? I hate it. The fuck? And that nose tremor, it's not actual pain but like I cry super hard when I use it.

it. Yeah, you need to check out that fucking Nair shit. Because when you pull that little plug out, it's like, it's like, p. It looks like a fucking Dr. Seuss character and shit. All right, I mean, like, on your ball. Yeah, and it says, don't use on your genitals, but I'd do it anyway. It really does. I remember seeing that I was like, I wonder what it would it be

like to have super smooth balls and junk. And so I bought Nair because I knew it was a hair remover. And they were like, don't use on your genitals. Don't use it. I'm going to do it anyway. I've been doing it like You know what I said When they say You been nearing your nuts?

Not nearing Like there's hair removal cream Don't say You're gonna wear the skin down Until your nuts just fall out of your set I found the time That doesn't hurt And it's just fine

What is it? It's nearing it's nearing It's a different kind of nail Oh I'm thinking that when they say Don't use it On Nair for nuts

That's how they market it Yeah for nuts Listen we know you all Been throwing Nair on your nuts Okay even though we told you Not to Listen

Just relax We got a new product You're gonna love this shit. All's a gross. But, yeah, it works fine. Yep. Next question.

Connor McIntyre asks. Oh, no, no. What I was going to say is like when they say don't use it on your genitals, they're probably talking about girls. Yeah, yeah, because he would like go up into them. But yeah, come on, man. It's a hair remove. Dude, that sounds like the plot for like a B-rated zombie flick.

We're like girls that are using like, you know, products and places they're not supposed to and it gets absorbed through vagina and then all of a sudden. That's had to have been done a million five. I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah. You grow like hair like on your shaft? Yeah, I do.

It goes up pretty, it goes a pretty dang fur, too. I don't do it. I probably need to take care of this. I don't think dude's supposed to grow like hair all the way up there. Coming out of the top of your dick hair? Like right before the dick hair. Yeah, mine does that too. Like, I'm waiting for like hair to actually like, yeah, come out of my dick.

I want you, yo, I want you to imagine. Really? I want you to imagine there were actually hairs growing out of your dick hole. No, stop. Would you pluck? Next question. Would you pluck them? Or would you shave them?

No. You only got two. There's like a little driplet that fucking sticks around on the end of it. You got to get rid of it somehow. Do you just keep cutting it? Hey, hey. Let it get thicker or you fucking yank that shit out of your dicklers. I'm telling you, you get the nair shit for your nose and pop it in your dick.

Oh my God. Get that little nose head trim her and pop it right up. Oh my god, just get a Q-tip and just fucking shove it right in there. Next question. Next question from Connor McIntyre. Okay. We have to answer this question, like a Dr. Seuss character. This is a question for everybody.

What are your favorite and least favorite forms of comedy to either write or watch? Well, as the mayor of Whoville? Wait, what was the question? What comedy do you hate and like? Is that really a question? Do I hate and like? Yeah, but you know what? I would say just pick one or the other.

There's merit in all kinds of comics. That's a dumb ass. Don't do what do you hate then. What's one of your favorite types of comedy? Hey, don't say hate. hate man, that's fucked up. Yeah, I really jokes aside, man, I wasn't fuck with you. I didn't really understand that question. Like, what kind of comedy

do you hate? Because, like, I find myself laughing at dumb shit. You know, he expected, like, I like dark comedy, but I hate parody or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just all over the place, man. You can see something that nobody else will understand that will make you laugh, and that's cool. Yeah, comedy's just like unexpected, man, when something like just kind

of like sideswipes me, yeah, I like that. Fine, here we go. Ismail Jorge asks, Favorite Favorite Favorite fictional characters that gave you feelings in your willie. All right, no, hold on. We have to answer this only with noises and not voices.

No. All right, so my answer is Oh, oh. No, okay, wait. Who made me to whoreny? I remember when I was younger, fucking Lara Croft did. I don't know why. I think it was because of her tits.

Oh, it might have been because of her tits, maybe. Oh, whatever, dickhead. That was one of the most ill-proportioned fucking character designs of all time. If that character came out today, all of mainstream media would be up that company's ass. You know why? Because if she came out today, the lesbians would be in an uproar, you know what I'm saying? I mean, I don't know. I mean, there's a lot of them.

Bugs Bunny is a girl. Lola Bunny. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. When Fug's bunny dressed up like a fucking girl. Oh, my God. He seriously made me horny. Like, I didn't understand what I was supposed to do with my wheel.

Maybe it was the tail. Was it like the bunny tail? No, it was the way he was standing. See, that's the power of art. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, come over here. Because even when he was like the opera girl singer, even then I was like, damn. Yo, what would you do if you dated a girl and she was like, hey, hey, I got to be honest, you know, what?

Elmer Fudd? You know, he's my shit. Well, he makes me splash like you can never make me splash. He's like, hey, yeah. Would you ever want your girl to say shit? Like, what's up, Doc? And I took a wrong turn in how, how much. It'd be great if she was like gonna blow it and she's like what's up cock?

It's like n-n-g-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. And she like held it in the side of her mouth like a carrot. Yeah. Oh yeah, and then she pops a finger on your butt and says, I took a wrong-tarded apple-kirky. Mn-hm-n-n-n-n-n-hm-n-n-n-n-hack. Who would you like to fuck his fictional character? No, it didn't necessarily want to fuck.

It just like the earliest memories of you going, oh. Yes, that means you want to fuck. Who? The earliest would probably be female Bugs Bunny. That's the earliest. Later there was Gadget. Oh, it's got to be fixed. Oh, yeah, Gadgett.

Oh, for sure, dude. There's something with Gadgett that I thought, from Chippendale's rescue range. Oh, yeah. She was hot as fuck, dude. But, like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with her? Like, rapper and duct tape and hopefully she'd explode when I look her. April O'Neill from Ninja Turtles.

April O'Neill was great. She was so hot. She was cool. She's a little redhead. She could report on my wiener. This just isn't small. Next question. Oh yeah

Oh what What was your name? You have an answer? Yeah, I don't know Sid Bugs Bunny I mean I know people probably Expecting like Jessica Rabbit Oh the girl

Yeah What's from Ferengal? Hexas Yeah she's so high I'm gonna be a hexus Dude a hexus man Was the small guy What do you talk about?

No I forget her fucking name But now she's Black hair Yeah black hair Black hair the fairy And that dude that was voiced by like Patrick Sway Or some shit

like that. Yeah, that guy. Molletius. Oh, yeah. Moliathius. I am Moliath. I am malicious. I am Milius, the tiny human. All right, I got a great one. This is from Nicholas Rose. Okay, this is a great question. Yeah, all right. Hello, I'm a young father with a three-year-old. Any parenting advice? Kill it. What?

Burn it. God. Make sure he doesn't listen to sleepy cats. Throw acid on it on it. A very long time. Put a pillow on his mouth. Any parenting advice? Hey, wait, you know what? That is a brave, brave question. to ask us of all fucking people. Let's honestly, jokes aside, let's answer this. No, that's why I said it's a good question.

I really want to hear some answers. Fine. Guys. Encourage him to do something creative. Don't force it. He's doing something creative by himself, encourage it. That's one of the hardest things I think that parents have, because kids are always discovering new things. And I remember when I was a kid, every week I wanted to do something else. I do hate that advice for us. Like, oh, you need to encourage him. It's like,

encourage him with what, man, because like every fucking two weeks they're on about something else. Yeah. I want to do this. Don't discourage it if it's creative. That's what I'm saying. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not saying force him to play piano if he doesn't want to. What you should do is like say, um, don't shit on him when they want to get. Yes.

Like when he's drawing, you don't look at it and go, what the fuck is this crap? Yeah. Because everyone's like, oh, you should. He's like, I'm not saying, forced him. I'm not saying, like, smack him across the face. Be like, never say those words gay. Yeah, I'm not saying like, you're playing piano every Friday, okay? I'm saying if they're drawing pictures, say, that's really good.

I love it. That's it. Even if you hate it. Even if you hate it. You're good dad. Yeah. I'm going to throw it on him. Um, well, they didn't specify whether it was a son or daughter.

That's okay. But I would say, taking your kid out and trying to travel. I know it's tough, especially if you're a young parent, and maybe you don't have all the cash flow in the world. But I think getting your kids to see different parts of the world and or your own country and or your own state. Just to get out, just to fucking go out and see. And, and meet everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Meet everybody.

You know what? Instead of when a stranger wants to talk to your kid getting all fucking uppy about it, no. let your kids go and talk to strangers, you know what I mean? Like go to that diner by the Grand Canyon and let your kid, you know, fucking go talk to people. Yeah, do that shit where like you go into a gas, say, we're out of rest stop. You go into a gas station. It's like you and your boy, right? You go into a gas station or you and your daughter.

You go into a gas station. And you hand him your shit and you say, go up to that man and you give him this money. Go talk to him and pay him for this stuff. That was a thing. That's like really important. Yeah, no. Interactions and shit. Because nobody even mentions that.

But when I was a kid, I remember that too. It was like, hey, listen, you go into the store and you go buy the thing. And, like, you know, they're monitoring you and stuff. Yeah. But I don't, but that's not like a lesson I ever hear from anybody. But I remember that being a thing that a lot of parents did do. You have no idea how much it soaks in. Just like learning how people operate and talking to people and shit.

My mom and dad did the opposite. All right. So my advice is, um, you have a kid that young. Don't touch his wiener or butt. Unless he asked you to. Unless he said. sexy. If you got an ugly three-year-old, don't ever touch it because it's probably like really

fucking gross. No, actually, truthfully, you know, mine are like fucking dumb. One of the things that I would honestly say, like, you know, I'm going to put some thought into this later and I'd have a better answer. But one of the things I would honestly say, like at the age of three years old, I would say feed your kid everything. There's nothing worse than a fucking 30 year, 20, 30 year old. Dicky ass eater.

I don't like tomatoes. It's like, who the fuck are you, man? eat your fucking tomatoes and shut the fuck up. Also, like, kid, just feed him shit. And, like, oh, the only thing he eats is macaroni and cheese. Oh, no, boo-hoo. So what are you talking about? He's like three, just slap him and fucking feed him shit.

Yeah, so you're basically calling out Tom Fulp and his kids. Basically, oh, yeah. Like, all his kids eat his fucking chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese, and he's such a soft-hearted asshole. He's like, okay, I'll give you whatever you want to love you. No, but I feel like Tom, like, Tom has stood up to his kids where it's like, no, you need veggies. He's like, fuck you, dad! And he's just like, okay, leave Tom alone.

He loves his. He loves his kids so much. He's such a faggot. No, I love you. I love you. You're so precious and you're great. When I said my mom and dad did the opposite, I didn't mean they didn't do that.

Oh, I mean they own a shop so they made me take money from people. Oh yeah, no, no, that's great. When I was like four. They're great people, dude. Genuinely good people. I like them. Genuine. Chris, this is...

Nobert is asking you specifically. They don't give a fuck what you think, Stamper. It's all good. Just stopped you in your goddamn gum. Lay it on me. What are your thoughts on the Harry Potter play script the Curse Child. I have never even write any, not a single

thing. Now you, would you consider yourself... Out of all those questions you fucking picked that one? That's the gayest fucking shit I've ever heard in life, dude. Let me answer it super quick, just get out of the way. I'm just saying, I would consider all of us to be really big, every Potter fan. Like, legitimately, Stamber and I have seen all those movies probably

a hundred times. To peck in the old crib, man. We just kept those shits on loop. Every day. Yeah, I still do. But how interested are you, how interested were you when you heard about the Curse Child? I was interested but I don't know what the fuck. Oh, is that fucking, like, play or whatever? Yes.

I don't give a fuck. Next question. Who cares? Oh, my life, just because it's J.K. Roll. Duh. I prefer the movies because I like the music primarily and, like, the actors. The atmosphere. Yeah.

Fuck all that. Who cares? She can write a story about my asshole. I wouldn't care, man. Fuck that. Move on. Well, in the true spirit of Stephen McCallum, fuck the question, all the best and much love.

There you go. I wonder if you can seriously write an, like, an entire novel about someone's asshole. Keep it entertaining the whole time. It's just the challenge. That's like 400 pages. Like, hmm. That's your new thing, Stan. Like, does he have magic powers? I was just telling Nick last night that, like,

I was just like, dude, I'm so afraid of heroin because, like, I don't like needles. No, he's really afraid that someone's just going to be like, please try it. And he'd be like, oh, shit. Yeah, I know. Well, they're like, no, no, it's great heroin. And, you know, I can help you out with that. I'd probably be like, you know, fuck it. You know, I'll give a shot.

Might be good. You never know. What if it was the best shit ever. I mean, people wouldn't do it if it's not good, right? It's like eating cocoa puffs. Anyways. Cocoa puffs. Which is what I call my beautiful black goddesses.

Cocoa puffs? Yeah. Because they got a little black titties. They're not... Oh, puffs. Yeah, puffs, dude. Like they're puffy little nips. Yeah, a little pups.

No, I mean like the little titties. If you got girls with fucking cocoa puff titties, you got to, you're going for some raw meat here, dude. You know what? If you grab the girl's tit and it didn't feel like fat and you just walk in. squeezed them together and you heard the crunches of rice Krispies inside what would you do? I feel like that shouldn't happen. But then she drinks milk and they like fill up and get soggy and now it feels normal. What if you squeezed your titty and chocolate milk came out?

What if you took a girl's titty's like both of them in each hand and you pushed them together like you're like having fun but then they kind of like formed in the one lady? And you're like what did I do? How do I undo it? And she was like, they just do that sometimes. Suck it. And you're like, ah, ah! What if she started, like, slowly, like,

getting sucked together into a 2D plane and disappeared. You have, like, turn her sideways. Like, oh, my gosh. What did I do shit? Yo, Chris, what did you do, man? This fucking hot is shit in here. Are we laughing too hard as a fucking AC off bit? The AC's off.

Why don't you turn that shit back on then? Because it's loud. Do you want to take a break? Oh, suck it take, man. Who cares about the fucking volume? No, I'm fine. I care about the volume. I know.

We can go take a break and turn it on for a bit. Yeah, don't I go do that? Yeah, you know what? No, because if we come... Yeah, that's probably a good idea, huh? I just try to look out porn-o videos, and then I'm like, wait, why am I on YouTube? And then I go to Porn Hub. I like Pornhub.

Chris, I appreciate the fact that when you peel the cap off yogurt, you lick the cap and you don't just throw it in the trash? Yeah. Well, no, I mean, it's just like good yogurt. It's kind of like buying a bag of drugs and you make sure you lick the bag out? Yeah. Yes. Oh, isn't that supposed to like promote like the bowel movements? That's like fucking poopoo yogurt, dude. Dude, poop or yogurt? Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Do you have a problem pooping?

It's yo sport, dude. You just put down two of those, dude. That did. That's like digestive yogurt, homie. You fucked up. Like, I know, it's yogurt's good. You're going to be pooing out of your fucking eyes, dude. Just like the yokeyong crying poo. I like the yogurt that's got like the fruit you got to mix up, like the blueberries. And then she's like, oh my God, there's so many blueberries. in this little cup. You see how they try to mix shit up to you with some of this yogurt where it's got like they got like crunchy cereal attached to it too but it's like not in it. You got to like sprinkle it in.

I know it's like a little recipe like a little granola just sprinkling in there. A little like fucking chemistry set. And it's like they have a dumb ass commercial where some girl is like trying to speedwalks. She's like I just need this yogurt so I can get on with my day. She's like sprinkling like granola as she's walking like, you know, yogurt. I just love how like commercials try to make being regular seem like some like angelic pure things like oh yeah I'm regular yeah me too

and you see them like lifting boxes and fucking like walking their dog it's like we all know what you mean yeah I know it's I wonder how much money it costs like just put a dumb ass commercial on TV it's like hey you know what I can't poo it's your boy Stamper

you know I don't take any of the shit I just shit when I need to shit and that's a commercial just cuts off like right there people like hey yeah good point me too the end I eat when I need to eat and I shit where I need to shit okay Mick yeah you know the way you're like

pretty buffing shit no well he is but anyways no you're mistaken is fat from muscles he's not he's buff alright I'm not but anyway this is a terrible look at your big arms but what I'm saying is um like do you eat a lot of junk food regularly

or no not at all right so when you do eat junk foods you just like get the shits and stuff because your body's so used to eating right so recently I I gave up junk food and soda and shit. It was like a month ago. Really reals? Yeah, no, I gave up-

When you say soda, you mean like sugary sodas. I gave up sugar in general. Chris, you did really like desserts and stuff. You did have like a sweet tooth. I do, right? I always will and I always do, but what I'm saying is... Chris likes that mint chives of ice-creaming, dude. It's true!

It's true! My dad just gave me candy all the time. But you know what? Chris doesn't like cherries. He fucking hates cherries. It's true. He likes Thai green curry though. The fucking fruit family.

Not blueberries there. Bluebs. Yeah, blobs and straws. Poobs. Give me some of the blobs. I was thinking of calling my new cartoon characters, blobs and straws. What was good? What were you asking?

Okay, so I'm asking, um... Maybe you had a girl when you were like, y'all pull those blobs. I was gonna say, so I gave up junk for a month, right? I was like losing weight and shit. And then one day I cracked and I had a pizza. And because I hadn't eaten any junk... Like wicked diarrhea? It was like for two days straight, I couldn't stop farting really loudly.

But whenever I eat pizza or whatever, just casually, I don't fart or shit my pants or whatever but for two days straight was like you shut your pants yeah you know what as a matter of fact I genuinely I think you're doing your body more harm than good by doing that but yeah it's this all like calories in versus calories out if you're eating more calories than you're burning or you get fat yeah exactly right but like pizza's not bad for you no it's like it's whatever bread and cheese it's if you eat too much of it yeah it's bad you know what it was weird you could still be a fucking bodybuilder and eat McDonald's no totally it's like just like

work on your calories people people are different with how they but don't yourself from like no that I know fucking candy I want to know this though let's say you get a slice of cake right yeah and slice of cake the actual slice of cake weighs a quarter of a pound and yet I feel like you can gain like two pounds eating it that's because how is this possible it's the chemicals in your body fuck science dude how do I how do I eat just a handful of this fucking chocolate and all of a sudden I'm getting like five handfuls of tithies let me tell you some growing stop eating cake yeah I don't eat cake I don't eat cake I don't if your dick was shaped like a slice of cake would like also yeah no Why can't I get fat in my dick? Why can't I get a fat dick? Why does fat go to my belly and my chin? No, no, no, no. It's so funny. Just make it all go to my dick.

I recently had a conversation with somebody about that because I was like, yo, because, I mean, you guys have noticed. I am fucking thin right now. Like, I really need to, like, stack on some weight, like, legitimately good weight. Like, I need to actually put on, like, muscle mass and stuff. Stamper, I wish we could just, like, go to a center where I could stand in one tube and you stand in the other, and I just get sucked out and you get sucked in. And we, like, balance you really? Yeah. Yeah.

It would be so nice. Nice. No, but I was talking to. I forget who I was talking to recently. Character creation in Dark Souls. The slider is back and forth. But they were talking about like, oh, bodybuilders. I was fucking taking steroids and it shrinks your dick. It's like, no, homie, you can't build muscle in your dick. Like, they're fucking massive and their dick stay the same size. So muscle is getting pushed out, like, past the base of their dick. So their dick staying in the same place. I'm just talking about like, the body's getting bigger and the dick staying the same size. It's not like the weird.

Same with fat dudes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly right. Yeah. If you go to the gym for Wiener Day where they're like lifting the weight. Dude, a legit way, if you're ever concerned about having a bigger dick, Yeah, losing weight. Yeah, that's the number one way to do it. But at the same time, like, I feel like because I've lost so much.

Stamber's dick is so tiny, but because he's such a small guy, it looks actually pretty normal. No. You're wrong. Stoppers got like a monster cock, dude. No, you're wrong. I don't have a small dick, I have a thin dick. And I don't know It's like, deuce Bigelow

No, but seriously I was actually looking at my Hard Wiener the other day And like the head of my wiener When it was hard It's just like huge And I was like dude Am I losing fat around

My weanors? Because I'm like so like Just imagining you in front of a mirror With your head bob down Like your dick is like pointing up At your face Just like a big red head It's like it's like a cartoon thermometer

It's like It's a dude It's like fucking huge And it's like dude I honestly thought I was like fuck, you know, because like, it's like a Holocaust, like, you know, when you're not eating, like, your body's just like, oh, fuck, that I'll just like start eating into like muscle tissue and

shit like that. I was like, fuck, I think it's eating into my dick now. But like, not my dick head, you know what? I'm going to shrivel up into a match and it's just going to have a big head on it. I'm going to look exactly like I just a fucking dry-it-out Jack Skellington match and shit. Anyways, that wasn't the question, was it? Oh, wait, what was the question? We're not answering questions anymore.

We're not answering questions. But squirts. Hey, you know what? We could answer one more question. I want to talk about Sleepy Cabin just for a bit. All right. Because this guy released a documentary on Sleepy Cabin, right? Oh, yeah, yeah.

You saw that? It was really well done, but it was misin. Which one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The one where it was like a tribute to Sleepy Cabin and then we did it. Stamper. Okay, no, yeah, okay, I'll be completely honest right now, right? Give a history rundown of what start to finish really quick.

It's like, okay, so Chris moves to Philly. We're like, hey, should we start a company? And it's like, fuck it, why not? And then we sat around and first it was Boner cabin and then it's like oh sleepy cabin and then I remember Chris saying Yeah, that sounds comfortable and then we did it Yeah, that's what I remember Yeah, and you know, beside from you know like running up the street like right down the street We got an office and shit like that and just because we had like a lot of gear

So me and Stanford went from office to office and we were in that first place And what do you remember we used to put blankets over the fucking heaters because there was no heat in there It was like we were homeless we had blankets over our legs. Oh yeah and there was a heater in under the blankets. Yeah, that's And the whole room was like freezing called. Fucking winner in a warehouse. Yeah. We're like, we're gonna be really funny tonight, right? Everyone's relying on us.

And then Mick came in and he like, he started organizing shit a lot better. Yeah, it's true. And you pretty much got the Patreon going. Yeah, you know, I had things pretty well organized. We had things pretty fucking well organized before that. I mean, we were like fucking operating for a long time. The office situations were pretty fucking bad. Oh, Jesus.

the guy got really mad at you, the landlord, because you drilled a hole in his wall. Yeah, fuck that. Whatever. What was the hole for? The internet. The internet, dude. Oh, shit. Yeah, so we had shitty internet, and then this internet technician guy comes out, and he's like, oh, it was because the fucking landlord cut the internet off.

Remember, he used fucking, like, pliers and cut up. You know what? You know what the shit I never told him? What? I said, I was never honest with anybody about this, but, like, I was like, hey, we need fucking Verizon Fios in our office because it's pretty fast, right? And whatever, fuck it. And then the guy came through, and he was like, where do you want me to

the cable and I was like, yeah, put it right fucking there. Just run it like straight through the front of the building. Like, I don't think he'd give a fuck. And then the landlord came through and he's like, dude, I totally give a fuck. Why did you put that in the front of the building? And I was like, bitch, who care? Are you trying to sell this place? Man, who cares?

Like, you should have like routed it around the side. And I was like, yeah, with your no tenants, fuck that. I thought you were just going to straight up blame the installation guy. Be like, oh, I didn't know. One of the funniest stories was when I was in the apart or the, the, the, the, warehouse next door and another guy was trying to install the internet and his ladder was did I tell this story before on Sleepy Cass I don't think so oh my god dude all right so I'm in the warehouse now I'm all alone I'm in the warehouse

next door to our office which is another warehouse obviously yeah his ladder is leaning on the garage door and he's up on top of the ladder yeah and he's like trying to like throw something over the rafters like a cable with a monkey ball on it a monkey balls is like a big heavy piece of shit that you tie a piece of cable to to throw it over things to like run cables, which is like a weird barb-but-like monkey way to just do that. It's true.

Run cables. He told me something like, all right, could you like open the garage door? And I was, something like that, there's this weird miscommunication that I hit the garage door and as the garage door is lifting his ladder while he's on the top of his ladder, it just got hooked and he's pulling, he's like

dragging him up like like, idiot he Jones. And he was like, oh! He like fell off the ladder backwards. like fucking 15 feet dropped on his legs and I was like oh my fucking God I feel so bad for you

and he's on the phone like I don't think I can do the shit anymore because he didn't like fall on the ground like he fell on his legs like straight like back and on his legs like it's fucking dude it looks so fucking it's like that scene

in the Simpsons if anyone if anyone remembers where like the guy was like in the gymnastics and then he like flipped off and then like he landed and broke his legs and did like perfect and he was like oh yeah oh yeah

But he still had like a perfect 10. That's exactly what it looked like. And then he's on the phone, like talking to people like, oh man, you know, I felt like 25 feet. And I was like, business, I'm more like 12 feet. And he's like, you have to exaggerate. I don't have to exaggerate 12 feet, man. That's really, this is a huge fucking drop.

But did you imagine just watching somebody slowly get pulled up on a garage door? And I'm like, wait a second. Because the thing is like they're getting sucked into the thing. It's like rotating. Yeah, I'm like, I'm trying to do this. Like, this isn't right. Like he's going up. And oh, there's ladder to.

What's, like, some, some shit you've never seen before, you know? I just imagine you staring at this whole thing happening with your hands still on the controls. At any point in time, you could have just said, stop. Well, no, that's the thing is there was another, like, situation that I had recently where it was just like something I've never fucking seen or dealt with before. And I was just like, like, it took me like a long time to figure it out. And when I finally got it, I was like, wait a second. I fucked up.

Yeah. That's weird. I feel like if, like, if you were to see a giant tsunami coming your way, would your natural reaction be, I need to go hijack a vehicle and fucking drive away or would you just stare at it going, oh my God, it's coming. Let's get the high ground. When I was living in Hawaii, they had these tsunami warning horns

and they just like, oh. Air raid sirens. No, the way you were doing, it sounded like a cat doing the fucking, like, the Muslim prayer. No, but here's the thing, like, the first couple of, you know, weeks I was living there, like, my brother, he was like, yeah, that just happens, you know,

it's a tsunami, like, you know, we're testing it out. And I'm like, all right, so if you motherfuckers do this like every fucking day, How am I supposed to know when there's really a fucking tsunami? That's true too. Do I have to look out the window or am I always just gonna be panicking? It's fucking ridiculous. This shit was terrifying because they played that shit. They blasted it constantly, dude. And the islands are small. I always just think that like a big wave is just gonna wash everything away and like everything's just gonna be gone.

That's fucked up a lot of people died. What would you say was misinformed in the in the video? Oh yeah that's a good point. Oh, it was um it was how it got started pretty much. Oh. It was me and Stamper at the beginning. We wanted to just focus on shit we can make the, because we just made super slumber party and stuff, right? No, I'll tell you know what, people always overthink things, especially when it comes to this, so they build stories and write fanfictions. And when the truthfully, like, the truth is fucking stupid and simple.

Like, one of the biggest reasons that we start a sleepy cabin is because we were running out of physical space in the house to store our gear and, like, record shit. So we needed, like, and we're like, you know, fuck it. You know, we'll just tie, like, kind of like a brand to it as well. If we're, like, going out of our way to find office space and build the sound booth and all this shit, then fuck it. Like, why not?

It was also that me and you like making videos that are dirty, and there's nowhere to put them and make money from them. That's true. So that's why, that was another huge reason why me and you wanted to do it. But at the same time, you know, it's always like a simple answer at the end of the day.

Yeah. And then I really wanted to do the podcast. And also people worry too much, man. This is going to calm the fuck that. I know. It's just like, you know what? Niggas need to worry about their own fucking lives.

You know what I'm saying? Just wanted to give reasons because some people think that we started it to make money and then fuck off. Oh, for real? Oh, really? Well, fuck that, man. Who kidding? Is it true? No?

No, I don't think... Then why I worry about it. Who gives a shit, man? You have to justify yourself on shit that's not true. Fuck that. Yeah, I don't think... I don't know if anyone accused us directly of... It's like you faggots fucking bitch in the morning about that guy on fucking Twitter and you...

Oh, I gotta fucking defend myself. Do... First of all. First of all. Stamper. You guys... Pathetic, dude. Pathetic, dude.

No, dude. I think it's sad that you wouldn't fucking give a shit. Why did you give a shit? Why did you give a shit? Why did you give him? context to the listener. Yeah, I don't give up, okay. That's a good point.

You know what? You know what? An unnamed person decided online to talk about how artists complain about their lives and how hard it is and they used some numbers in terms of money that they were making and they were blowing it way out of proportion. All that was initially asked, all that was asked was nobody makes that kind of money. If you're gonna fucking talk to your fan base, which isn't small and you're gonna talk like you know what you're talking about, do one minute of research before you open your mouth.

How is it? Hey, Dumme. Grow a thicker skin. You don't- You don't- You went on about that shit for like, Just because you don't give a shit about something Doesn't mean you're better

Or doesn't mean you got thicker skin Not giving a shit doesn't make you any... That's something you agree with. You've said it before a million times in the past. You said artists and creative people are the hardest working people you know. Well then just what's the problem with people defending it? It doesn't. Stamper is a contributor.

If everybody says one thing, Stamper is like, man, fuck you guys. I don't give a shit. Man, look at all you guys. getting your fucking titty's in a tussle. Fuck you. You know what? You all need to chill. Life's a bowl of peaches.

I got a big ass spoon. I'm going to sit back, kick back, relax with this little servicess. And you're all just going to cry wine. You're the biggest contrarian of anybody. Dude, that is so me. That is so me. It's true. Life is a bowl of pizza.

You say that, but then you get off the internet. You're mad for the day. I think it went, I think it went on two months long. It went on too long. It went on too long. It went on too long. Yeah. That's where I agree.

I agree with. Just, you know what? Say fuck you and just move on. No, I agree. I agree with that. That was basically my point. There's no reason I like obsess over that. But the issue with Twitter is that there's always a delay.

So like somebody brings up something. There's a problem. They address it. Then all of a sudden their fans or their followers read those texts. And all of a sudden there's like this long echo. You know what I mean? And then address it like really quick and be like, yo, eat a dick. Yes.

That's what I did. Eat a dick, damn. Oh yeah. That's the only thing you need to have in your band-a-eared in Twitter. Eat a dick. Eat a dick. Eat a dick, bitch. They should just make an emote for that. I know right. A retweet favorite eat a dick and you just walk away. There's like a little tiny emoji with like a little yellow guy and like a dick just going into his mouth and he's like happy with it. It's bugs bunny with a fucking cock in his mouth. It's like a girl. What's that?

What's that? What's that? What's that? They're they hear that their whole life. Yes, I think that's what it is is animators of all people are probably more sensitive because they like YouTube or from like clients who are like oh animations are easy isn't it I mean Animators are more fucking sensitive and most artists is more emotional and they never shut the fuck they also get the short end of the stick a lot of the times Stamper

Animators do the most monotonous job possible I know clients don't get it yeah don't care they think they should be smart about it and just fucking let shit go No of course but I'm saying that's the reason the natural the natural reaction would be look if we're already get fucked by people who undervalue what we do having some mother fucker who sits around playing with their dick, acting like they're the fucking know-it-all of the internet, start spouting off misinformation on top of all that. It's just like, dude, come on, man. It was also at a time when everyone was like taking him really seriously. He's like, oh, he's a really good debater. He's really smart. Yeah, they were trying to rope it into him actually knowing what he was talking about to then him just saying whatever came to the top of

his mind. And then I think the thing that really piss people off and then I think we should stop talking about it is people said, dude, that's not a fact. The shit you're saying is wrong. And instead of saying, you know what, fuck that, I didn't mean what I said, or I didn't think when I said that. No, instead of that, he twists it around to be like, oh, look at all these animators crying about how hard life is.

It's like, that's not what people were upset about dude. They were upset about you. Hey, I love that question. I love that question. From now on, let's all talk like this. No, you know, one of the things that kind of bothers me sometimes is when somebody like gets up, gets like really up in arms about shit for like,

you know, seven days straight. It's like, Yes, that's... It's normally because they feel there's a certain amount of truth to something that somebody said. And it's like, just fucking let it go, man. If it's not true... Who's doing it for seven days straight? There was a few people, was it really?

That's what I'm talking about, man. It's just like, what, fucking, fucking, who cares, man? Is it true? No, if you're going to push it that long... And you know what? I'm worried about the future, too. It's like, who's the next person that's going to be like, hey, Chris, you suck.

And you're just like, oh, no, I can't make things. Dude, if Vsauceauceau's... up online and said I just want you all to know I think it's not fair that Stamper gets paid two million dollars a year to do what he does and Vsauce said that I tell him to suck my D Dsau but my point being like dude it's like wait where are these numbers coming from and why are you say like why are you even saying this oh nice science D D D fuck Vsauce. Mike I'm kidding that that is cool man another thing about Vsau's another thing while we're at it now he's

no I like him he's smart he's a smart guy oh really he's good at recital. Or is it just his videos that make it seem like he's smart and shit. You know what he talks? He talks fast and he talks cute. I like the way he talks. He sounds like a smart guy. He reminds me of a guy like... He can be lying to all of us the entire time, but he sounds smart. He looks like a guy I really fucking hate so I eat. He's like a candle a chef boy Rd and he's like, I wish I was smarter. Boers in on his pants. Oh shit. Did we actually like officially announced the fucking podcast?

Did we? Yeah, I mean, oh no, we didn't because we didn't do like... Do you like Lego? Do you like Lego Batman? I used to build like little shitty spaces that are like the 19 Lego pieces I had and they, trust me dude, they would never fly. Did you see Legos now?

They're doing like the Minecraft game, but it's like Legos. Did you see that? You know how shitty? Right? Wow. But like it's so under wraps. You know how shitty the world has gotten

where like kids don't even fucking play with Legos anymore? No, digital Legos. They play like, Lego Batman? Yes. They're like playing with a toy inside of a game that's inside of the toy. It's like, it's what I say, huh? And then we go to the movie theater and watch fucking Lego Batman.

Dude, why the fuck would you need to, why would you take the energy to use your imagination to imagine Lego's doing things like flying around and shooting each other when you could just have a game do all that shit for you? That'd be sweet of my wiener was Lego. I could just make it as big as I wanted. But I get like the big baby blocks. Yeah, dude. I mean it'd be like multi-colored all the way down. Yeah, you'd be all different colors with like a black break at the top

My dick would look like a big pack of lifesavers Would you try to have like a little tiny hole at the top or would you actually put a little like you know the little lights? Remember the lights that you do for cars? Oh yeah, yeah Yeah, it's a little like little hat that sometimes you can put on top of their head What do you like? What do you think baby? Exactly Stamper

No, I put a little Lego man on the end of mine. He just standing on it on one leg He's like break dancing home. Welcome to Sleepy cast Oh, I'm up the Sleepy Calf Hey, I'm Stamper and I'm here with Mick Rice Pirate and Christo Monte Cristo sandwiches. Okay, so let's get this started. Check up my Twitter at Sony and Gene.

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