SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E27 - [Le Rancid Red Boca]

Episode Date: March 2, 2018

After nearly a year has passed, Chris, Zach, Mick, and Niall, discuss how much the political and social climate of the world has evolved with refined mental acuity that only time and experience can forge. Nah, we talk about poo and if murdering cow-human-cyborg hybrids is worth $50. Also, the full story on the final fate of Hell Benders. It's been a while. We missed ya. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (Chris) - (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Zach (PsychicPebbles) - (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) Ricepirate (Mick) - (www.youtube.com/user/ricepiratenewgrounds) Niall - (www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Podcast editing by: Ricepirate (Mick) Additional music by: Kevin Macleod (www.incompetech.com) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Thanks to all the fans, past patrons, haters, mothers, mother's dogs that look like naked rats screamin' like murdered goats, THANKS TO ALL Y'ALL for your support. Much love. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

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D-Ding-Dink-Din-Din-Liddle Don't Biddle. It's just be better, but it's also the Yahoo! Yahoo! There is a world as tangible as our own, Impossible to see yet, unavoidable to sense. A world. enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests.

Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys. He's a bunch of bullshit. I think Mick should do the honors of interest. You make, you should get real close to that mic and do a good opening. Dude, this podcast is brought to you by fat.com.

Yeah, do that. This podcast is brought to you by fat.com. Get thick. Get fat. Get fuck Fucked fucking ugly tits Nick was that your voice acting face That's kind of terrifying

Do I actually make a face? It gets kind of squinty and pig like I thought my natural face was pretty squinty I didn't know it gets like tight Your face gets tight It gets tight It gets tight It just shrinks like in

Oh yeah like my entire face It looks like one of those Mitt Romney pictures You see on Twitter where they just shrink his entire That's like a seven-year-old me, Mick. Stop, get up today. What is that? When was the last shrunken face meme you saw? Tell me the last shrunken...

All right, buddy. There should be more drunken... Drunken head memes. I want to see more drunken heads. I want to see little small men getting drunken heads. Zach, you ever see the meme where it was Mitt Romney in a kitchen and he was wearing tight jeans and said Mitt mom jeans. What years that from?

Circa to 2012? Whenever your dad was born... That's the reason. That's like a dad joke. I didn't make it up. Yo, that's real, dude. Did you see the meme of Kim Kardashian with Big Buff arms? Yeah, it was pretty good Photoshop.

You never see a picture of like, shit? You ever see a picture of a shaped chimpanzees before? Was that? You ever see a picture of a hairless chimpanzee where they look like ripped? Yeah. That's what reminded me if she's got these big, she could like, she could flip a car. She could break through a window. She'd be like the final boss in a John Clon Van Dam, like 80s film.

She would rip your face off. She would be the boss. If you were told to look after her, she would rip your face off. And cops would have to come down to show. Did you know that every time she gets fat, people call her Skim Kardashian? It's pretty fucking mean. That makes no sense. The skim, I get it.

Like, get on the skim, the skim, yeah. It's pretty fucking mean. Who do you think is the top and the bottom in that relationship? Well, Kanye and she had milky titties. I don't know what that means. He can't sit on radio. I don't know. She got milky titties.

That's funny. I said she had lucky titties. It's true. Wasn't there a whole thing about him like really liking fingers and stuff up his butt? That cannot be real. That's probably 50% of males in general. Wait a minute. We got four guys in this.

We can actually, we have enough for a scientific. This is our... This is the census. I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no, too. I'm going to say no. Oh. I was kidding.

Yeah, a big, nasty gruel in space. I mean, I've never had it. Teeth were turning brown as a smile. What's the biggest thing? This face was rotting. I saw it like a pumpkin. What's the biggest thing you've had to place up your ass? I don't place things up my ass.

What's the biggest thing you've ever had up your ass? That's a, yes. A shit. No, no. No, no. To be fair, some shits are real big. Nile, tell them about my big shit today. Chris took a shit to the proportion.

Like, I can't even describe it, because we have a small apartment anyway. And how long was that? Well, you said, so what? There's a toilet, toilet's the same size. No, it's bigger than our apartment. No, I'm just kidding. But like the apartment, like, it smelled a bathroom for about an hour and a half. Hold on.

The stinkiness has nothing to do with the size of it. It was big, though. You can eat like five pounds of kale. I just have a nice big, like, clear shit. Wait, wait, wait, sorry. Sleepy cast fans, we've been gone for like what, a year and we're talking about shit. Let's move on. Yeah, let's move on.

They won the classics. That was my fault. I'm sorry. A lot has happened, though. I feel like, even though this is still technically season two, when did we even start all this? It's like 2014. I don't know. Did we?

No, no, it was like 2015, I think. But I do feel like so much has changed. Yeah. It's funny. You go back and listen to those old ones. Yeah. I've never listened to them. I go back every once in a while we'll listen and just see, specifically because we talk to about that one, I think it was the

fucking the creepypast. Oh yeah. You talked about Trump and that one before he was elected. Oh, yeah, we did talk about that. We were all making fun of him and hating on it. Well, it was just mostly freaking out. I was going back as okay. We were panicking.

All worked out in the... Now we're all alt-right Trump supporters. Guys, we're all wearing Pepe masks, especially big. I have the biggest... Mine has a Pope hat on it. Yeah, you have a red Pepe as Shad would call it. Rare Pepe. Didn't they actually work as currency?

Rare Pepe's like somehow there was an economic thing where it's There's a wealth economy around them. No, but no, I'm pretty sure that there was like a deep web website where they were like sharing like memes of pepe and they somehow had monetary value. Really? I think so. I swear to God. That's all fear currency is, just little pepies. And people would bid on like really rare pepets.

Like I was asking you guys. It was probably done as an example of what the economy is on. No, you know anything can be valuable if you put value on it. Nile, your smile makes valuable to me. Yeah. Oh, man. Thanks, dude. Of course.

Lights up a room, don't it? That's bad is Chris's big log shit. Actually, it's funny to bring that up. I was supposed to say really quick on the shit matter I was here when I came to Vicks House, I was recording this, I had to take, I was like, I had to shit a little bit, and I went in there, and I think I had a cartoon shit. He knocked on the door, oh, it was like a coiled up. Yeah, yeah, it was disgusting. I actually got grossed up by my own shit for the first time in like 70 years. It's like nasty. A coiled up cone. Yeah, it's like a little snake like sleeping instead of a tomb. I mean, how often does that even happen? Well, your water was a little bit low. I think somebody used the bathroom before, so the water was already a little bit of a little bit of it.

I'm saying how often do we get that soft serve like that perfect commercial soft serve ice cream shit Has it happened in years to me that those shits are supposed to look like if you don't like pinckes right It must be what you were telling me do today the cucumbers in the hummus have you a lot of cucumbers and broccoli When I take a shit it looks like somebody don't like a bucket of like potato bits into the fucking That is the nasty thing they're all just scattered on top I'm back to shits you guys want to hear a good story? Yes please related to this exact topic When I was home over Christmas my brings over her son's fiance

who is an Indian lady living in Dutchland right and she's like... Why did you say Dutchland? Is that Germany? No, no, what's the other one? The one where they wear the wooden shoes. Denmark?

Oh, Denmark. Dutch people? Where Dutch people are from? Yeah, yeah. One of those. She lives somewhere like that with the fruity shoes, right? And then she was being really quite all dinner

and we were all like, I hope she's okay. And then me and my sister said something related to shit. And she's like, oh yeah, shit. In Dutchland. We have little platforms that you shit on and you look at the shit when you are done. Yes.

And we love looking at the shit. Dude, I mentioned that when I was in Germany too. They have the shelves. Yeah, yeah. You're supposed to look at it. No, you poop on a shelf. There's a shelf in the toilet that you shit on. And then you look at your shit and you go, oh, that's wonderful.

They have, like, chopsticks. You can, like, take it apart and look on the inside. They don't have the chopsticks. But they do have the shelf. What is the reason for, like, medical purposes, to look at your skin. You see all the runs. To see your shit. But she was.

so sweet she was all she was all like really shy and we were like oh we don't know what to say and she's like I love talking about shit my friend yeah what no no we were just like whoa and she wouldn't stop talking about shit but she was really nice and she was a big piece of chocolate cake too she's being a big shit out of her person no no no she's lovely she's lovely she was really nice say is she wishes she was here right now no she she she could go on for two hours she could I sure forest ghost was right here smiling down she was super cool and then she she was telling us like we love looking at shit when we take big fetched stinky shit. No, she didn't say that.

I don't believe it. Please. She didn't say that. She did say that they do like looking at their shit when you're done and I think that's true. I think everyone likes I think everyone does but they're just open about it. But the best part is everyone's at the dinner table eating. That's the thing. And my mom and dad was like, what the fuck? And I was just like, lo, la, la, la, she's so nice. Is that the only time she spoke up? Yeah, pretty much. And then I went to my room and fell asleep. But are you not shaking water? What do they just do with the shit after it's on the shelf? Do they just like, you stop it down the the hole. No, they don't. You use your wooden stomping shoes. That's why they have such big boots.

Or such big, yeah, big souls. They don't want to touch the poo. You do a little dance on the shoe. They have a fly swatter and it is knock it off the shelf into the hole. It's not literally coming out of the toilet like a big shelf. It's in the toilet bowl. And then a little jet of water shoots it off and explodes. That's just disgusting. No, no, no, it's, it's sanitary. Yes. How is that more sanitary? Exploity shit to everyone. There's a little button on the side of the toilets where it unleashes a mass of little fruit flies,

and they start eating the shit as it flies out. 78 Beatles grab it and run away. They're running the hole in the wall. I imagine if that was an old sewer system in like Azteg where beetles will just fucking scatter out of the walls and just carry it away. And you could do an old, old tale, but a little boy play inside that and they push the button and they'll be the mother screams as the Beatles see it's right. It's like an old German folklore.

Like they always have those stories about kids. Don't play in a tornado. Don't play it. I thought the Aztecs like climb to the top of their like step pyramid things and Shat and just watched it roll down at each step. Like a slinky? Yeah, and then they see how fire goes down and then they like compete with the rest of the Aztec. And whoever wins gets their head chopped down.

Yeah, it's like apocalyptic. Did you know back in the old day they used to spit the shit and do like liquid? They spit? 30 guys would take turns spitty on it's disgusting. That is literally disgusting. King back in the ancient times had a designated asswiper and it was a highly honored job to have. Is that real? Yeah, that's real.

Which country was this? My ancestor, owner O'Neill got his ass wiped by a man. There had to be an ass wiper. There was, there was. He was like, ah, are you ready, sad? In Ireland, if you have O at the beginning of your name, it means you descended from kings, right? Is that real? No, no, O'O just means Chris, Fromm the O'Neils.

But the fact they say from means that they were important, right? Well, you had a family name. Yeah, it's just your family name. I assume it's like, you know, people's like people's lessons were Baker or Black or Black or Blacksmith or something. But the O'Neils actually, they did rule Ireland. There was one guy called Onro O'Neill, and he got killed in a sandpit. I imagine it like a fatter.

No, I think he did get killed. I think something did happen with a rape, but I'm not sure. Rape? I can't remember. What the fuck? Runs deep in the bloodline. First of all, there was a sand pit. Now there's a rape.

I was joking about the sandpit. He fell head first and his ass was sticking out of the sandpit, but not the rape. I don't, maybe I'm wrong. I forget. 8,400 beetles carried him away to the Christmas. He sat on the show again. He sat on the show. on the shelf until the beels came. He had a crown made of sticks. Is that true?

No. Chris, if you had royal, if you had royal blood in you, and somehow somebody died and they sent you a letter stamped with like a big, like red wax seal. And it said that it was your turn to take up the throne. Would you, would you take it or would you just like throw it in the trash like spam mail from a credit card company? But it's up Nigeria. That would ruin it. Okay.

That would instantly just not. Why? You'll be the king of Nigeria? Yeah. What if you're a wealthy man? Well, you've never been? Nigerian prince shit is the most scammy, cliche thing. Oh, that's true.

Okay, so then you're going on the practicality that it's probably a scam. Oh, okay, I didn't mean Nigeria. Let's say Kenya. No, we'll go. I don't want to be the prince of Kenya. No, let's say it's in Ireland. But it's like the place in Ireland you hate the most. Dublin?

Yeah, let's say you're the king of Dublin. You're the king of Dublin. Can I use my kingly powers to do good for Dublin? You can, but you got to do all the boring shit. You got to dot the eyes across the teeth. Yeah, you got to go to every council media. You gotta show up to shit Can I sign the dotted line

For one year? No For the rest of my life Until you fucking run Your son What happens if I'm Your child is the next in line What happens if I tear up my big wooden contract They fucking stab you with little spears

Because it's Ireland Oh yeah that's true We don't have paper Our iPads are made out of like asbestos Anyways when should Trump drop a nuke on Pakistan Yesterday Yeah Did you guys know that a spider crawled onto

The nuclear launch codes, and Trump tried picking it off, but he accidentally entered the codes while he was doing. He said pesky, pesky thing, pesky thing, and he was poking the buttons over it. This pesky spider won't leave me alone. Honestly, there are too many spiders invading the country. Who the hell knows what they're going to do? I think, honestly, between cuddle pile and queen stamp, right, we love them both. They're so good. They're good Twitter accounts.

Nobody knows how good cuddle pilots, okay? Everybody always talks about Queen's Stampin. Honestly, it's cuttle pie, okay? It's kind of pile. That's where it's it said. Jesus. It's not just, it's not just the voice. It's your face.

Your body. You literally morphed. I feel like drunk is here when you do that. Your hair turns yellow. Now, I haven't seen you in forever. Forever. Mick, I have to say, when I did see you, I did do a double take because you now have the body of an otter.

Shut up. You have an otter? What the fuck does that even mean? That's true. You've got a long. ass buffed. Nick, you are fucking DeFour. You went from that Big buck teeth and

You went from a, you know Yeah, like a fucking faggottee dude Thanks bro. I wouldn't quite say Bear but you know, not bear because you weren't Like just this is a you're gay now like Why are you making fun of Mick? That's the up there. No no he was like Why are you talking?

Shit on him. This is like a shit talk A gossip. Now he has the body of You know a swimmer. This is pure fucking gossip. Anyways How? What's been up with you man? I haven't You and forever. The audience wants to know about you. They can follow us on Twitter.

You've been off the radar. Yeah, because you guys said that the next episode of Sleepycast is being recorded next week and I waited and no one showed up. That's fair. And then now we're doing it. No, no, no. What is that? No, how are you doing though? That's the question, though.

Oh, I'm doing great. I'm doing pretty well. Oh, great. What have you? What have you been up to? I forgot on the punching bag of this fucking podcast. Yeah, right? Welcome back.

Welcome back now. No, it's been like, it's been like. two years or something. I cannot believe it's been two years honestly. Yeah, I've been fucking, I lived in Philly a little bit longer than you guys and then I moved to Sacramento for no goddamn reason and then I moved to L.A. And here I am now. You want to know a little

funny thing related to all that? Uh, no, it's like, I'm moving L.A. I'm living with a guy. Everything's going to be fine. And then the guy then while I go home to Ireland for Christmas, I'm like, no, you want to look after my place for a week or two? He's like, yeah, man. I'm gone for six weeks because of visa issues, right? And I get back. He's like, Yeah, man. Uh, the

The guy moved out of the place, but Chris, you're actually lying about that. Chris, this is a flat out lie, dude. Chris said, uh, man, I'm a visa issue, so, uh, you know, maybe... No, no, no, that's not the point. The point is, now the guy's gone and, uh, you, you had nowhere to go, right? You're kind of like, I'll figure it out, right? Right? Right?

No. No. Chris, you, is this actually how you remember it? Yes, but no, the funny thing is now we're both stuck in my one-room apartment. with two cats and we had a dog. You have a love to. Yeah, it's literally, it's one room. It's so small.

We're both trapped inside with two cats. We had a dog that we had to get rid of because it wouldn't stop barking. But it's been like a fucking zoo in there since. What actually happened is we were in Ireland and Chris was like, fuck. And he was having one of his spurge raids. And he goes, wow.

Shots back. He's like, my visa could take 10 years. No. Can you mind my place while until I get back? It might be up to three months. And I was like, Chris, you know what? Yes, I will. I'll do that for you.

And then I watched your place and then you go three weeks or a month later you're like hey I'm coming back But do you want to pay me the rent because I want to get a house and get out of their ASAP? Pay me the rent and until my lease is up and you have a place to stay and I have a place to stay And Chris came back and he goes Actually you have the house that I want to it that wasn't that wasn't real I just look I went to zillow. That's a lie Well you went to zillow.com The house I wanted got taken

Somebody please put like a fight like dig dig dig sound right now Got it's in it's already it's not a real fight I want to tell the viewing audience Nile went from a very relaxed body expression to now alert to defensive His fingers are twitching I'm concerned His fist is clenched No your chest is literally like that I think it's the way I'm lying chest down he's ready to swing I can tell I'm not I'm not the veins on his fingers holding that that beer bottle I didn't know if he had 10 fingers or if those were just like big veins popping out of his five fingers

the Bell Gibson phone calls for the next hour. You dress like a fucking bitch! Wait what? The Bell Gibson phone calls. Was this during Apocalyptic? This was like, uh, no, this was like in 2000... 2009. It was like, four.

It was, yeah, it was after Passion of the Christ. But there's, that, there's like an eight part, I encourage everybody to go find it on YouTube. Why, you always go back to anti-Semitic shit? I don't like it. Well, actually, these are anti-Semitic, too. He said with a big smile on his face. I don't know. No, no, no, this is, this is, that's different from the thing we're drank a bunch of tequila and asked the police have to

He was like, are you a Jew? And the guy was Jewish. This is what he called his ex-wife, and she's like from like... He said, are you a Jew after making the passion of the Christ? Yes. No, the reason the Jews were so mean in that movie is cause he hates them. I think it was... I allegedly was in the room.

No, he's very... Oh, but... But, but... Wait, he went on the Joe Rogan podcast recently, and he's... All he talked about was that fucking stem cell. It was bizarre. He went on there. He went on there.

Did you see him going on Stephen Colbert? Like a year and a half ago to promote Haxal Ridge... By the way, Haxel Ridge is a very good movie. Is it? I heard it was poop. Mel Gibson's a great actor. I like that movie. I'll watch it then. It's not amazing. It's good. Hacksaw Ridge was Mel Gibson. I thought that was Clint Eastwood. That was the movie where he hacks off his foot with a saw and throws off a ridge, right? And then there was that guy with the Joker mask and he's like, time to play a game It actually has a movie like that one four, seven hours or something before James Franco became you know buddies with Seth Rogan he was a serious actor and he chopped his time But the guy the little fellow who cut his fingertip off. He says, oh my fingertip

This is really going to piss me off. I got to use a band nail. The tip of his finger nail. He got his fingernail. He has to clip. For 48 hours. 172 days, dude. You have to chop his shoelace off.

That's the woman version. Am I right, guys? Wait, wait. Okay. Mick, you've been in L.A. for how long? A little over a year. Zick, how long have you been here? The same time it came here, a little over a year.

Okay, I've been here for a little over a year, too. No. Now, when did you get here? Hollow's Eve. Okay, so what have we all achieved in this time? Ooh, wow, that's a nice real question. Mick, you start since you are the biggest of all. I've been working on my weight. You've lost some weight, Mick?

Well, I've been working on it. You're just to be slightly on the obese side. Nick literally had a chin that touched his tits. Sometimes just for fun, I'd like tie one of my tits to my chin and then I just play it like a banjo. Nick, you find the rotting cornut inside your chin that you forgot this. Tell us your achievements. So since getting here, it's been a little bit over a year, I was able to get an agent.

I'm actually rep by Abrams, which is a really great group of people, and they have a ton of great opportunities. I haven't done a whole lot with those opportunities. Oh, man, congratulations. Well, you know what? You know what? Just having the agency in places. Yeah, I think the biggest things I've done with them so far

was like a Dejorno commercial. And then... Did? No. Give us, give us... Come on, Mick. I didn't know that. Come on, Dad.

I don't even remember the script. Make it up. Make it up. Guys, we'll make up a pizza for him to sell. Okay, you guys ready? Yeah. Well, you say the good idea. They'll say the last ingredient he did.

They'll say the last yearnage did. And Mick will do the pizza. Okay, Rastafarian Nuggets. Chicken bread. Rat meat. Sell this pizza, Mick. Do it, Mick. Looking for a great time tonight.

Rastafarian rat meat pizza. Come, wait, what was the bread? Chicken bread. Oh, yeah. Okay, dude, too. Looking for a great time tonight? Yeah. Pop it in the oven.

Ross Dafari and rat pizza with chicken bread. Wow. Mommy, mommy, I want a slice. No, you little, me. Okay. Whoa. Look at these reactions. These are the real deal.

This is the funniest pizza box I ever seen. Um, there was that. And then I guess the other thing that I mean there was a lot of other projects that I ended up doing But my favorite one was when I got to do something for Nickelodeon and I was directed by Charlie Adler Just go ahead and explain the and and this is what happened unfortunately for me Oh this story like this so Charlie Adler if you don't know he is the voice of red man cow and chicken Star Scream he's done a bunch of things you know his voice yeah you've heard it if you don't I mean if you don't know his name you've heard his voice and I I did a small part in

in the monster machines, which is a cartoon on Nick Jr. And so I go into the studio and there's this man, this very powerful looking older gentleman with white short hair. And so he was just lying there, relaxing. And there was like a big birthday cake in the room. And at some point in time, I didn't know exactly who he was at the time. I didn't recognize him. I've seen pictures of Charlie Adler, but I, you know, I couldn't recognize him like.

The voice actor, you know. Yeah, I mean, it's a voice actor. Exactly. You don't see them all the time. Anyways, so he's lying in the couch, and he offered me a slice of cake because I was early to the session. I was like, yeah, you know, I tend not to like to eat before I do a session. And this character yelled a lot, was a carnival barker. So I had to get real loud.

And I was like, if I eat before I get real loud, sometimes I get burpee. Have you ever gotten that, Chris? You ever done like really loud voices? But if you eat before it, you actually get like hiccups and shit. Oh, dude, I was going to say. If I scream, I get the worst hiccups. Yeah, you start getting hiccups. Yeah.

And I normally only get that if I eat. Anyways, so I mentioned that. I'm like, yeah, you know, this character yells a lot. If I eat, I'll probably get the hiccups. I was like, I don't know if you do any kind of voice acting. But, and just, he didn't even, didn't flinch, didn't move. Just very cool, he said. That's going on the cringe channel.

Yeah, just very cool, he said, yeah, I've done a few. I've done a few voice acting gigs. And I, and I tapped his foot and I said, I bet you have. But I was genuine. It was genuine. You fucking little. It was genuine. You're being L.A. genuine, though.

But no, I wouldn't. I'll bet you have. That was really. Everyone knows what I'm talking about. Fuck all. Oh, I bet you had, man. The more I tell the story, the more I should be embarrassed about this. Anyways, so we end up doing the gig.

I mean, he was amazing from beginning to end. Did you shit your pants when you realized? Later, yeah. So we, no, but you know what? Do you think about it at nighttime and like in the shower and shit? No, but I started to realize while we were doing the gig. That's what I was going to say. Because they kept calling him Charlie.

And then I was like, Charlie, Charlie, Nicolode. and trying. And he was like, oh, no. You're fucking dope. But he, but the whole time, he was, his direction was great. He was super nice. He swears like a sailor, but he is, he, his direction is spot on. He knows exactly what he needs. Like, I'll do half, like, if I do an entire line and he only wants the other half, he's like, don't do the whole line, just do that other half. He knows how to save somebody's voice. You know what I mean? Other people will just tell you to do it again and again and again. Yeah. No, he totally respects like the people in there. It wasn't until afterwards,

you know, it was his birthday, shook his hand. It was his thing, dude, it was for him. It was his birthday. I refused to eat his birthday cake. And I didn't know who he was at the time, but I did appreciate him during the session, and afterwards I did tweet out, because as soon as he left the room, I was like,

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, no, dude. So that I tweeted out, you know, that I had a great session. I did. And, or at least it felt great for me. He may have been like that. fuck young kids nowadays

fuck these assholes but I tweeted like hey I had an amazing session with the legend you know Charlie Adler didn't he didn't respond somebody else goes oh yeah the red man he liked that

get caught me get cocked well it's because you didn't take one of Charlie Hadler's famous real hypnol cakes he was going to Harvey Weinstein you dude you know who I'd rape Twitter account that's someone is going to use that out of context me

Guys, guys, everyone take, cut that out and just tweeted it back. Tweeter. You make it into remixes, send it to everybody. You know who I'd rate? You know who I'd rate? Who? If I was powerful enough, if I was the King of Ireland, like Chris, I remember those things. I would call Harvey Weinstein up to my office.

You'd rape her. I'd rape him so hard. Two rapes don't make a right. Did you see a really uncomfortable Harvey Wingstein video? No, it's not a rape of Zach. Oh, is that the fucking brain party? No. Don't touch my brief.

He was in. He was in a bar, and this was recently. This was like a few weeks ago. So after he got asked. He was kind of trying to like, you know, hide himself. He was wearing a hat, you know, he didn't want it. He's got a big, fucking swollen good guy. He's obvious this.

Yeah, how do you hide that? And someone goes, fuck you. Some of him goes, fuck you. Fuck you. For what you did it. And he just leaves the bar. He's like, he looks so uncomfortable. And it was just like, it was like...

He sounds exactly like Ross and Monica Geller's dad from friends. That's the most of scary. That's literally, I was like, what? He's exactly his voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the slow talk. That is, oh my God. You know, I'm telling you.

Do an impression of them. I can't. It's such a unique voice. Don't even do the impression. Just talk in the general way he talked. Say Monica. I can't. He's got a real bassy old man voice.

Hey, Monica. Like, if they do it really, he talks really slowly. Play a clip from friends. No, don't do it. Don't listen to your mother. You're independent and you always have been. Even when you were a kid and you were chubby. I've been working on my way.

Dead of C. Guys, play, play sound of Harvey Wines. with the Friends theme song behind it. Oh, yeah, get in there. Come on, sweetie. I'm not going to touch her. I'm not going to hurt you. No, I don't touch my pussy.

I don't like you. No, I hate how desperate sounds. He does. I'm sorry. She literally goes, oh, you touch my breast yesterday. No, no, no. You're bouncing me.

Come on. Get in here. You know, to me he sounds like, I'm sorry. Just please. Come in, please. It's like. I mean, hold on.

Now that we're here. Like, Louis C. Louis C. Louis C. You don't know what the hell you're saying. Louis C. Like, like, calling people. up to his office with his leg spread eagle on his easy chair.

He calls ladies on the phone and beat his fucking heart. No, he calls people up and goes, excuse me, miss. Do you mind if I whip my weenie out and spank it in front of it? But what a weird thing to ask somebody. It's weird, but it's not rape. It's not even Harvey Yon C category. No, no, no, I know, but I'm just saying people online are like equating it to like the Harvard like actual rape. But all he did, he asked for permission.

It's creepy. Okay, um, Mick. Yeah. Is there anything else you would like to add about your current achievements since moving to loss? Angolet. Just, you know, yeah, the agent and going to be going to the gym a lot. Everyone is jealous of you now.

Yo, Mick, whatever. You have all been given opportunities to go to the gym. There's a gym in our apartment. Can I just say... Downstairs, there's a gym that no one ever goes to. It's boring. I love it. I love it. Yeah, you love it. That's why you haven't gone once. Oh! Oh! Oh, fuck!

Right, right before... No one fucking likes going to the... Right before Chris came back from Ireland, I was getting up at 6 a.m. going to the gym every fucking day. Streaming every day. I was editing. Well, listen, when I'm an alpha male, when I got the big specs,

when I got the big six-pack, 30 alpha snail. Come on me and say that stuff. I'm working. I'll be you all up in a month. Were you ever a bully? Was ever a bully? No, I was too short and fat to be a bully. I got my... I mean any time in your life. Because I ever a bully.

There was one guy who I had the edge over, who I had... Like, I was getting kind of bullied, described this guy's appearance. I was like in the social tier above this one guy and I still bullied him. It was kind of fucked up. Oh, this guy's appearance. He had long hair,

which was unacceptable back then. And he talked like this. And like he had a little stuff. Do you do it again? He talked like this. Talk like an extended period. What do you mean? So the thing we used to say to make fun of him is

his name was Darren. So he would say, Arn, Darren. That was never a quote that he ever said. But we would say that. Let's make you bully somebody you say. You say the name of the person. The worst bully thing I've ever done in my life

was the hottest girl in school, Who I was friends with. Bully the shit out of her. No, no, no, I convinced her. To fuck you. Hottest girl in school, you know what? You know what'll be really funny? At lunchtime, if we lock you in a room with Darren,

the biggest laughing stock in school, and you pretend to be really attracted to him I used to do. That's so fucking mean. It was the meanest thing I've ever done, and I think about it to this day. I actually apologized to him like three years ago for that. This was the meanest thing I've ever done, and I said, did creep pie her pussy?

No, no, dude. No, man, but... He tarpaid it. This guy had, like, no social skills at all, but... You blew in it? Wait, wait, what did you say about it? One guy was bullying him so hard. One, like, fucking real cunt was bullying him to the point where, like, it wasn't even funny anymore.

Darren, grabbed dictionary. A fucking dictionary. A hard-backed dictionary. threw it at the bully's face. And the bully started crying. And everyone was like, I think everyone just, like, had a synchronized coming session, like, because it was just so, it was like, justice. When I was in a secondary school, a bully threw a big, big rock at a little boy's head and it clacked off his head. And the little boy went,

like that. He ran home. It's true, though. That happens on your own. We're staying up seven inches long. That's the same thing. Somebody's going to call the cops, by the way. I told you about the,

did I ever tell this story about the kid in my school who I made a video of? No. That was the same kid, the kid who got the rocks when I said. What's your record of doing? Well, he would, okay, so.

So this is you bullying him, though. You were doing, you were making the video and this was creative bullying. Okay. So what happened was, um, this kid was autistic. He got put into our school

and he was... Already down on his look, yeah. He was too far. Like, you're not supposed to put people on his level in regular school. You're just not supposed to do that, right? Yeah. So he used to... You said he slipped to the cracks. He was somehow a gray area, I suppose.

But he used to run around school during... This is while we were 14, 15. He used to run in and out of classes, scream and run out. The teacher would be like, there he is again, right? I had a kid who also did that. Dude, 14 and 15, that's the worst time. No, he was 13. I know, but like you're at that age where, like,

you are, just so ready to make fun of somebody. Right, exactly, right? But this is what happened, right? I'm sitting in my classroom, mind of my own business. The kid runs in and goes, right? And he slaps a guy in the head, right? By, by, okay, then this guy picks him up, throws him over his shoulders into a bunch of desks. The kid smashes against the wall, desks on top of him. He's like, screams that shrill scream again.

Everyone's like, oh my God, and he runs out screaming, right? And everyone's like, that was the funny shit. But it gets better, right? It was like, that was the funniest shit in the world. You put that retard his place. No, no, no, it gets better. Like, I feel bad, but it's brilliant. So the guy next to me, he's the most,

the guy sitting next to me was the most bland chap in the world, right? He's just complete, like, there's nothing to his personality, right? But he turns around and looks to me, he goes, yeah, I got that on video. I'm like, can you send that to me? And he's like, yeah, he sends it to me, right? I go home that night. I download some kind of piece of shit particle effects thing. I make it so when the kid hits the floor, he explains.

explodes into a blaze of fire. And then I come into school the next day. Because you were always the exact same. No, I know something you're doing nowadays. I come into school the next day. I send it back to the guy so to be able like, look at this. The kid gets thrown over, explodes and screams, right? And there's fire and like smoke and like sound effects and shit.

And he lapses his head off. He's like, that's brilliant. He walks out, right? I'm like, oh, okay, I guess he's gone now. Then he comes back later. And I'm like, how are you doing? And he's like, I just sent that to everyone. I'm like, you sent that to everyone.

He's like, yeah. Of course he did. Yeah, yeah, right? He's like, yeah, it's, everyone in school has it now. I'm like, for fuck six. It's 600 people, right? And like, um... Thus, Ony and G was bold.

That was one of my first videos, actually. Oh, you still have... It might be on a hard drive. I can't be sure. Somebody somewhere might have... Someone in Wexford probably still has it. I doubt it because it was... Yo, if you in Wexford and you got that vid,

it was a dot three... Drop that shit. It was a dot three GP file, you know, that shit. Oh, that was from the old phones. I remember that. But this is the fucked up thing, right? A few hours later, I'm walking through the corridor with that.

bland man, right? And then the little guy's walking past, just having a fucking Spurga out, right? And he takes out his phone, walks up to the kid and goes, look, that's you. And then the kid goes, and he runs away screaming, right? I'm like, so he wasn't even functional at all. Yeah, no, and I was like, what the fuck, right? And then... Would he have screamed

no matter what he's... He screams at everything, right? Like, didn't matter what was on the screen? Would he just screamed anyway? Yeah, no, no, no, no. He probably would have gone, ha ha, but no, this was him... This was him, this was him exploding in the fire, right? Then I'm sitting in... He died who was dying in real life. He had a mirror.

Then I'm sitting in my classroom, right? I'm sitting in my class. Next class is on. The principal walks in. I'm like, oh, shit, shit. And he walks in, he's like, whoever made that video, we will find you, we will get you. And he walks out.

I'm like, I'm like, really, I'm just like, oh, shit. But right, anyway, he didn't find me. I got away with Scott Free until now. Until now. So little chap who... When you go back to Ireland, there's going to be a team. of yellow-clad policemen waiting for you.

To be fair, he ran around classrooms smacking and biting people all the time. There was people who had like bite marks on their palms and shit. Will you promise me that whatever project you do in the future, add the bland man. Oh man, The bland man is great. No, he's just like, hey, hell yeah, yeah.

He captures the important moments. He walks right up to the kid and shows in the video. He's like forest scum, he's at every important history. I look that guy. Unphased. We had a bland man too. Perfect. Chris, how would he react to September 11,

it takes? Be like, Fick, that would be it. Yeah, we had a blamette to it. Dude, his catchphrase

literally was, oh. That's what everyone just had to quote him. Because that's what he's, that's what was his response. I'm sorry, really quick,

I did like how when you were talking about how in school, when you bullied people, it was because they were in a different social status. No, the thing is,

I was pretty, no, no, no. But the thing about that is it's so weird because there's no written rules about what the actual layers

of social standards are in school. It's intrinsic. But you know, but you know, You know, right? Like, you can feel it. When you walk by a group of people, you know exactly where they stand in the hierarchy of all of those people. And you know, like, isn't that weird?

Do you think if you go back to a high school reunion, what do you think you'd sit on the hierarchy then? Oh, man. Jeez, man. I don't know. I don't care about anybody from my high school. Say, if you went to the high school. No, if you went back. Yeah, but I'd care so little about them that I'd be probably on the top in my head.

I'm sure someone would like, yeah, that no, Murray fucking fucking. They still think of me back, like, as back then, but like, I just wouldn't care. I really wouldn't. That's what you're talking about so much. I really wouldn't. I don't care what Conno Pollarin thinks of me. No, I'm just kidding. Actually, I need to change that name.

That's his real name. What's that? Just beep it out. He was the coolest guy in school. Say it clear in the microphone. Say his address. Yo, did you hear that guy from Glee got caught for child porn and he hung himself the other day?

Yeah, I started that. First of all, that's really offensive. Yeah, I started. And I'm tempted to cut that, okay, because it's not hung, it's hanged. It is hanged. It is hanged. It is hanged.

Everyone says hung and you're not you don't he was hanged it sounds stupid So when you use hung? You know he's when you're talking about a big peckers is that the only reason Big flop and peckers? It's hung not a real word apart from that Slopping peckers This fucking sloppy gravy cover cover cover. I grab my big sloping peckleck Look my big fucking peck with the face Sorry he got caught with the child porn We call cheese pizza out here buddy. I love that cheese pizza no pepperoni I love that being caught with chate with chileporn is no pepperoni I love that being caught as in like you're you're holding it running away with it

They put a big smile out of it. It's like falling out of your arms. You keep trying to pick it up and he kept dropping more. Photographed off. He was sneaking along a big brick wall and they shied the big police flight on him and he dropped it. Some pictures blown away in the wind. He had a big burlap sack with a dollar sign. I saw somebody say, wow, that's funny the people that didn't like suicide a week ago,

we're now glad that this guy's dead from suicide. Yeah. If you collect a video of a two-year-old child getting sexually abused, that's what I think if you kill yourself. I think if you kill yourself, I don't care. I wonder, you know what? I want to know what the reaction was when Hitler shot himself. Are you applying to Hitler was caught with child porn?

No, I'm saying that he killed himself. That was literally what fucking the president of America was saying over the monophones. Kill yourself faggot. Okay, God, okay, now you be Adolf Hitler. Hey, Chris, you be the president. Um, okay. Before, before I kill myself, I need to do it. That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

That is not. That is not. Before I kill myself, before I'll do one more. Before I kill myself, I will put in one more law in Deutschland, and that is to shit on a stool and look at it before you flush it down. And then I will kill myself. Bring, bring, bring. Hello. This is the president of America.

Roald credits. That's all the family's history, folks. Couldn't handle it. That was the last thing you could fucking stand. America. I'm here to kill you. Do not hang up the phone. But I heard that Hitler didn't actually kill himself. He just went off to Colombia or some shit.

Yeah, yeah. It was not Brazil. With Elvis and two back a shit. He put his brain in an or sea car and drove it away. Peru? An or sea car and drove where? It was one of those flipping or sea cars that you can flip over and it could still drive. No, you die.

Could you put your brain on a drone? Can we put your brain on a drone? Could you terrorize Burbank? My boy, it would be a brain on a drive. I would love to like just see an actual brain with two eyeballs and functioning. Like there's a human mind inside this thing. Isn't that the scene in Robocop when they fucking remove his head? I was gonna say that is what it looks like without the fucking meat around it. It's fucking scary. It's scary. That's what all of us look like without the meat around it.

You can be a fucking panic attack. I don't want to think about that. Do you know what I saved a couple days ago? I know it's really a fucking basic like thing to think about, but when a woman gets pregnant, cells just know how to multiply over and over and over. To create a thing. And the mother is eating shit. Like I had a really weird visual. It's called babytosis. Baptosis? It's...

My favorite YouTube or bibitosis. It's like a 3D printer but in her fucking womb. Well, I had a weird idea I might use it in the cartoon way in the future because I don't know if I could use it for, but just the idea of like a woman, like a fat pregnant mom like eating junk food and then going down like a junk food like becoming a new piece on the baby. Right. That's kind of what it is in a really weird abstract way. I wonder if you could program human DNA to reproduce a different animal. animal. You imagine it. Coding wise. Yeah, it's the body like is creating a thing. They created a 1% cow human. Oh, no, they had to abort it. That was in 2007, I think.

They had to abort it. Well, there's laws in the US where you can't let something go out beyond like 30 or 90 days or something. He was 1% cow. I think it's stupid, by the way. I think we should have laws where you could create all the weird hybrids you want to see a fucking cow person screaming. I think you should be a little like a cow person if you want to make a cow person. Yeah, I know, but that's going to lead to you know like, what can I think? Good, I want a cow person. Here's an idea. If you made a flying person, they would take over, and we would. But here's an idea. Arena with Acelia, Glass Simpsons dome on top of it.

Cow person versus flying person, the Gitchkin Spears. That would be cool. It's fucking amazing. Cow person is just a brick. It's just a square of, like, they can't move. Okay, here's a good hypothetical. It's called Roosie O'Donnell. Here's a good hypothetical.

Here's a good hypothetical. If you created this cow person, would you consider it life? No, I'd kill with a fucking machine gun. Why not? Okay, okay. What if it had the mind of a cow, but the kind of instincts of a human? Oh, well, the mind of a cow is a cow. Wait, the mind of a cow.

Like, the blank mind of a cow is like, What are the instincts of a human? Like, it can walk upright, it can hold a spear, stab stuff, it can kill. But also, what if... It would just be stabbing the grass and eating the ground. Okay, but listen, Nick, and pooping. What if it had the instinct of a human

to kill another human in defense, right? Also, what if you took away all sensation of pain? Then would you be okay with having... Would you be okay with having... Kevin having an arena of them murdering each other if that was all the course. Would you really? Where I draw the light. Here's what I draw the line.

How human are they? If you can't torture something, if you can't punish something, like a robot, like an AI, if AI breaks a law, you can't put it in jail. It's going to live forever anyway. It's not a punishment. So if it can't be punished, it's not a human, they shouldn't have human rights. Yo, Chris, did you see that video? This is good.

Wait, wait, wait. No, that's all it was. If you can't inflict punishment on it, it shouldn't have the same rights as you. Just like a total complete sociopath. who doesn't necessarily follow the same... No, but he would care about being locked up for it because he can't get pleasure. Also, if you had these...

And he's going to die someday, that's why it's incentive. If you heard these weird-ass hybrids that fought, okay, but they don't have any sensation of pain, but they can be killed. That is punishment. Death is the punishment. Yes. Right. Are they aware of death?

Yeah, yeah. They're aware of death. So, but they're only aware of death once they've killed something else because they don't feel pain. We go, huh, oh. We go, oh, oh.

This sounds like some kind of like military experiment to create something. mindless like military force make what I'm asking you at this point would you pay $50 to go to a stadium to watch a bunch of cowmen and slice each other up you would do who wouldn't pay $50 to see that if I knew there was no pain I I'd maybe no Chris Chris but it's also your creative life taken away you'd have to admit though you'd if you didn't pay for it you watch it up on like live like yeah I was about to say Chris would you watch would you watch an arena of

robots fucking stabbing each other yes are they conscious Yes, robot wars, dude. They're that conscious, though, those robots were... In fact, one of them down there is holding his spear, and before the fight starts, he gets up on the shoulders of another, and he goes, we are but robots. What we believe in the value of life.

I would assume some creepy old fuck programmed that in him just to say that. Somebody would be like, kill that guy now. Like, some guy programmed that one line and nothing else is what I would assume. So do you feel bad hurting a thing that's made of a code? DNA is code, dude? Yeah, exactly. So we should feel bad for robots. bit, it depends.

Right, exactly. I mean, when I say right, I mean right in the amount of a cowman with the spear. A cowman, okay, but when I think of a cow, I think of a useless animal that's only purpose is to put milk in my bum bum. But it feels pain though. Yeah, but if we take away the pain, then it's just a fucking robot essentially. It has no fucking thought. Now, here's the deal. The whole thing...

I know there's some sweet-ass cows that are nice, but come on. Does, do all the cowmen die? Yes. Wait, I don't want to just watch somebody slaughter a bunch of cowmen. No, no, it's cowmen versus Birdman. Only you make him in a hamburgers. You eat fucking burgers every day, Mick. These burgers from the dead cowmen go to starving children.

To starving to starving Mick. You know what's more, you know, I think a better question is, would I go into the arena? Would you, would you fight a cavern? Would you fight a cowman? You can feel pain, Mick. What if every time I wanted a burger, I had to go fight a cowman? Mick, what if what if the Calvin had a single biotic eye? And?

Did you still kill him? Of course. I'd be more inclined to kill it. You can be more inclined to kill it. It's a cyborg cowman. But he can read... It's even less human than cowman. But in his one eye is built in Reddit.com and he's browsing...

He's browsing the funny subreddit. He's browsing watch people die, dude. He's browsing... He's browsing... He's browsing watch people die so you don't feel bad about killing him because he's a sadistic fuck. He's browsing... He's browsing... He's browsing...

Reddit.com slash R slash creepy and you laugh at all the stupid posts. Browsing huge boobs or... ...bigigigigigig. Right now. Right now. If I could take out one of your eyes... and replace it with an eye that could scour the internet right now. It would not be a human eye when you died in your grave and you turned to dust. There would be a little silicon orb left in your coffin.

You're a fucking lunatic right now. Would you replace one of your eyeballs with a like a computerized eye that could see the internet all the time? All the time. You couldn't necessarily turn it off. Is the camera better than... No. You could do night mode. You can kind of like blanket. You'll still get alerts.

You'll get updates. Can I go to a web page that's just a black screen? Dude, they're going to implant microchips into our brain, and then they're going to fucking advertise our dreams and shit. We're going to be seeing billboards of fucking McDonald's, and we're going to see billboards of Mitchell a man and stuff in our dreams. I'm going to kill myself.

It's going to happen. Regardless if that happens or not. I'm going to run headfirst and do a cabman and squeeze. You're just going to do it. You planned it for next week. Yeah, I'm doing it. Please tweet at me not to do it. Thank you.

What if everyone has hashtag Chris don't? Talk Chris out from suicide in three words or less. Yeah, only three words. If you go over 50 words, I might do it. Do not kill. Kill brain, kill brain said. Zach? Yes.

What have you done since you moved to L.A.? Nothing. I'm going to kill myself soon. Oh. That was only a gag answer. That's a real answer, Zach. I'm doing a lot of stuff. Why are you doing a Robert De Niro face?

Do you a lot of stuff? Zach, not. That's what you're doing a lot of stuff that you'll hopefully see this year, very soon this year, but working very hard at 2017. No, this time it's real. This time is real. Oh, can you not talk about it? Is it projects you can't talk about it?

I can talk about it. You know what it is? I just, you know, I made a very specific effort this year to be not the guy who's like, I'm doing very cool things this year. You know, to be fair, that's a thing. I feel like the older we've gotten and the bigger the projects we work on, the less we can actually talk about. You know what I've realized? And I had a good conversation with our friend Hans about this. Because he was, we were talking about stuff. And I said, I said, I got to the point where I get sick when I go, I'm doing this and this and this and this year. That never happens because a couple things fall apart, you know, whatever happens. But there's also science on it where it says, if you say you're going to do something and actually makes you less inclined to do it if you say I'm going to go to the gym instead of just doing it

you feel and your friends patch you on the back you feel like you've already succeeded you feel like you've already accomplished it so I said okay this you're not going to say I'm going to do this and this and this I'm just going to either do stuff or not do stuff so I feel like there's the opposite though too which is that you tell everyone you're going to do something so now

you're kind of like obliged a little bit but if you if you break that a couple time the problem that would work at the end like friends who didn't do what we do but you guys know what we all do so we're like, oh yeah, that makes sense why you're not getting you done at ASAP because there's circumstances.

And animation takes a lot of time. And if you're, but I'll say, I'll summarize like this by saying, like my biggest goal this year is to just do I own stuff, but also to just voice acting. A lot of stuff that's not on YouTube. I think YouTube is not a platform

that I want to have to rely on for much longer. You've always been like, you've always said that. I've always said that and I still believe that. I can't say anything right now, and I know it's such an old tired line, but really I promise you there is something that you will be saying.

Oh, okay. It's related to television. Well, I'm sure everybody be entertained, but all the vagueness. Yeah, you guys... There's a thing out there that will be happening

in the future. Don't expect anything. You'll see something when you see it. Enjoy when it comes on. No time like... The stuff, I'm genuinely serious

when I say that I'm most proud of the stuff that I've accomplished that's not on YouTube. Exactly, you've been on that other podcast too. You fucking... Which podcast? You've been like... Yeah, you've been like cooking us a little bit.

Well, no, I've been trying to... This year I've been trying to like... Collaborate a lot, too. We're all aging. We're all... cute little men. But that's what I meant. Like, since being here in L.A., what was so

interesting to me was between this podcast and the last time, we've all been in the same room, like, doing this. So much has changed. I would make that clear. Like, I really, and I know it's such a tire line. I'm not just saying this to please anybody. I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.

But we've all made a lot of progress. Yeah. And can I just say it really quick? Because there's going to be a lot of eagle-eyed viewers out there are going to say, don't you guys hate L.A.? You guys talk about what you hate in L.A. In like episode five, I still like L.A.,

but it's undoubtedly the place to live if you want to have, if you're doing what we're doing specifically voice acting, writing, animation. I was wrong. I'll just say that right now. I was wrong. Whatever I thought of L.A., it was mainly because I didn't know people, but now that you guys are all here, and I came here with you guys here.

The reason we're all here is because almost all of our friends are here, pretty much. The industry's here and my friends are here. And honestly, those are the two reasons to fucking love this place. And the weather is actually great too. Guys, we turned to the Hollywood Hacks. We did. What happened?

I don't know, though, because when you guys... No, we did. When we were talking about L.A. before, I thought we were talking about... No, we were. The city of L.A. Yes. And we're not there. You're right.

You're right. Yeah, and the typical Hollywood vibe, which is really disgusting. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's still there for sure. It's real, dude. By the way, we all experience going to like a Hollywood party and just hear like a weird gross conversation with people pat themselves on the back.

Like, those people still exist. Oh, yeah. But the thing that keeps you at least semi-like in touch with regular fucking human beings is just being surrounded by people that are your friends specifically I do feel like Burbank is a more industry town and it has its own like bubbles and stuff but I do feel it's

a lot of creative people Those bubbles are if you're with the right people They're very fun right and by the way there's like a notion That like the industry is totally fucked up That's not even true a lot of people that I've met That I get along with That are in the industry as it's called are like good people It really depends on who you're around

Right. And I think that's a selective... That's almost like you selecting that, just like with your friends. Give me a basket, I'm gonna barf. Use your hands. Chris. Let's not dwell on Johnny A. Chris, what have you been up to in these trying days? Had a very fulfilling year doing let's plays?

That would have you done. Why are you staring at me like that? Yeah, you set yourself up for that, dude. No one's making a joke. Chris froze like a statue. Oh. No, no, no. Okay, so I did a year of pretty much learning 3D, learning more music stuff, learning how to make stuff properly, doing stuff that I know no one cares about, but stuff that I enjoy learning.

Like music for that nightmare copse game. I sunk a shit ton of time into learning 3D this year, but it's rendering times that fuck me. Right. I feel like I can make a really decent, competent 3D cartoon now. I know I had a texture, like rig and all this other stuff and do simulations and pincloth and all this fucking. annoying shit that sucks to set up right but like the cool thing about 3d is you set up a puppet essentially and you're good and then you just you can do whatever you want and like if you move the arm forward you don't have to animate the cloth it's a simulation with so that will give you

nice secondary motion or whatever right and it's very easy to do like shoot like you know shoot ahead or whatever the fuck you call that god how old am i 27 i don't know what what do you call the thing over shoot yeah yeah sorry well that's really what it's called either i think it's kind of an off yeah okay well it's really easy to do in 3d everything is super easy to do but it's just rendering fucks you so anyway I learned it and setup it's the setup and then the render when Chris had two hours earlier that's like two hours a frame by the way yeah if I wanted to render a full like let's I could I could do a minute of 3d animation now and it would probably take a week two weeks to render

you know there's like whole like render farms yeah we try that we try it I've tried multiple and they're fucking expensive as hell right but that's the thing I was gonna say so I spent that last year doing that a little bit of music and let's playing to build up a bit of money, right? And now I'm sinking a lot of that money into a little four-minute pilot. Hell fucking, yeah. And I've seen it, and it's really good.

I bet it is. So that will be the next thing. Expect that. Damn, that was a promise. I've got a little team working on it. No, no, honestly, it's real, though. No, I'm just saying any time in the animator, anytime you say expect.

And usually you'll be like, it'll be out soon. That means it'll be out of double soon. Yeah, it'll be out in five years or never. I believe you. Don't even make any plans for what it. Expect it when it. I don't know what's going to be done, but we're working on it.

It's getting there. We'll see. We'll see what happens. It's like sleepy cabin episodes. Me and Zach did a little Disney audition because we met this fucking girl at Starbucks. That's true. Yeah.

One of a lady. She was really nice. And by the way, she named dropped you. The lady I met named drop you. But she met him did such a great job. We got a Disney audition. Yeah.

There are some voices for Disney. The people there are very nice. They're very, very, very. She spilled her coffee on my cock and gave me the little burns, but it's, She literally spilled a black meat and coffee right up my No, cut this out. I don't want to get blacklisted.

Just cut the sky. This is actually bad and cut this. While we have you here. Who me? Me and Zach. Who me? Could be. Then who?

No, I'll take the cookie from the cookie. I think we need to address something. Hey guys, it's Nile Murray voice of a flying hellbender, my big break. We need to address something. Hellbenders. Oh. What the fuck happened with Hellbenders? What the fuck happened with Hellbenders?

What fuck is helping? Hold on, hold on, hold on. You guys talked about, you guys made, like, these shorts. Are you talking about that faggot cartoon? You guys had a whole, like, you guys had a movie deal. You had five years of work. Yeah, you know what? I did voice a couple of characters.

Give us a sample real really quick. Thank you. That was it. That was a voice. You were inspired. Wait, do your Jesus voice. Yeah, do you Jesus. Also, I'm Jesus. Also, I'm Jesus.

That was the same fucking thing. No. But the spider, I remember the spider is like the Native American spider. We just said to do it really racist. It's the most racist version of the area. Yeah, it was, but it was a spider so it can't be racist, so, you know, let's get over. My point is, what the fuck happened? Somebody, you guys leaked it.

Somebody, no, no, not leaked on the deep way. Somebody hacked it. It was over. So it hacked my whole network, my entire fucking, the collective. The collective. The collective network. Why is your password one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four. It's not, it's not.

It's not. They didn't even... The network got it. Yeah. The whole network, my entire YouTube network, the everybody, and all the YouTube thumbnails and titles were changed... Your network has access to your password? Yeah, that's...

No, no, no, they're managers on your account, basically. Yeah, so on Google you can like... They have access to your account, not your password, but they're a manager of your account. They might as well have your, basically, but they can't get to your account. We'll drive or anything, but yeah, they can, they can, they can, they can edit your analytics, they can edit your titles and thumbnails and everything.

They can upload it everything. What happened to what I think was those guys hacked into their, like, website or something. They did it to a couple of guys. They did it to like two or three. It happened to Ethan H-2-H3's network, like a week before it happened to mine. It happened to a bunch of them. Yeah, he announced that on that. Same guy.

But yeah, it was, it was hacked by a group that did a couple of them. I don't know if it was for security purposes or whatever their goal was. I had uploaded the Helpenter's like pilot or a long episode, whatever you would call it, The 15 minute episode, I had it up private for like a year and a half. And it got public. Yeah. Because it was just sitting there. And also, something else is that a stupid Uber cartoon I was working on, which was also

something I had been basically paid to do. That was on there for a while. And I had two videos got public. And it was up for like a minute and a half or two. It wasn't up for that long, but it was enough for people to download it. This is the real stinger. Someone downloaded it, re-uploaded it, edited. So they edited our version and they made it worse.

I saw that. They made it. To me, I was like, okay, you're going to leak it. It's the strategy. in fact, fine, like, okay, you get up with it. It's already out there. But some guy, it was the pilot was like 15 minutes. Some fucking sniveling autist edited it into an incomprehensible plot that made no sense.

He said, go here. He took five minutes out. He took a third of it out. It's just pointless parts, dude, that made no sense to take out. There were like jokes. I had people commented on the 15-minute one after they'd say the 10-minute one, because the 10-minute one did when viral did well. But people commented on the 15-minute one and said, oh, this makes sense now with all these parts in.

And I was like, God-D-Dabbit. People saw a fucking... How many people saw the shitty content? That really is insult to injury. That's so stupid. He edited it down. Why? Yeah.

Why? Hey, guy, if you were listening to Sleepycast and if you watch Hellbenders and you're a fan of these guys, you're a fucking idiot. You fucking idiot. If he thought some parts went on for too long... Suck on a barrel. It wasn't finished. We had like reruns to deal for that. Yeah.

We were rewriting it. We were redoing some of it. Luckily, we don't have to do it anymore. No, it's done. That's the big news. Help vendors is actually done. Is the 15 minute one officially released? No.

No. I mean, honestly, I'll just say it candidly. I think we might at some point just try to... Please just do so that 10 minute one doesn't become like the legacy of what you guys created. I'm okay with putting it up somewhere. I mean, we'll have to talk to the network. This is context, Mick. Ever since I met Chris and Zach, they've been working on this exact pilot.

Like the same episode. Well, it's been done by the way. It's been done for like two years now, but still. Year and a half. Yeah, no, yeah. About a year, actually, because we finished it right as I moved here. No, no, no, no, it was April 2016. It's almost two years.

It is almost two years. Well, I haven't been here for two years. Yeah, yeah. It was April, it was- What? You've been here for almost two years. What the fuck? You know, I know, because...

Because Mick Shad, I moved here in October. You moved here in May. We've been here for almost a year and three or four months. Holy shit. You were here seven months before us. It's been two years. Time is the year, dude. Wow.

But, but, but, but... God dang it. Chris ripped his hair off. But my point is, my point is. So that's been done for like two years. But we did work out it for like three years. And by the way, that was not all animating. It was just like... On and off a lot of the time. I mean, yeah, you take... By the way, I never got paid for that.

That's nice. You still got paid for that? No. There was a lot of trouble. So, also the context is... By the way, in that time, we also prepared like a whole season worth of material. We did a Bible. And this was all at the request of the network I was with called the collective. Dude, all those episode synopsuses were fucking...

We... It's already done now, but... It's done now. We had, I don't know, maybe we'll eventually the future will do something with all that stuff. We should. But we literally had probably, Chris and I'd always talked about it,

we probably could have made two seasons of good stuff with that. But my point is, there's a lot of stuff. There was a lot of stuff. No, that was a dog or something. That was years ago.

That was like 2012 or three. That was a long time ago. Can we just clarify something? I think we exaggerated that we didn't ever do that because we didn't want to change the name. That was not. Actually, we didn't want to change the entire show because it was all revolving around hell by the end of it. We, yeah, it's, we did live on it, but we definitely, we, we were like.

You guys are upsetting a lot of people right now. I know, we're breaking a lot of hearts. Hey, you know what, they're dropping some truths. But it's true, you guys, you know. If we ever have like free time, we could go back to it or something. Yeah, I look, I mean, look, my ideal situation, if I, if I won the lottery, what I would do is I would pay all the money to just at least finish up the pilot, and just release it. That's the finale, basically.

I think that's, but I mean, that sounds sad. It literally is a matter of money. Like, yeah. Well, by the way, we got $20,000 to do that, which sounds like a lot of money. I didn't get any. Well, you didn't get anything. That's my point. Zach had all of it.

Yeah. I got all $20,000. No, what happened was we got a couple thousand each. I was supposed to be the plan. I got paid. I'm going to contact a guy. I can't believe we got paid yet. No, it doesn't matter.

But we had a budget of $20K for the animation, which sounds like a lot. But just for context, it's 10K a minute for average, regular like, animation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what something like, you know, a regular... And 50 minutes. No. They were looking at internet people.

They were like, hey, your internet animators. And by the way, it's nice. You can say it's our fault for accepting that. You're right to say that. Absolutely, yeah. But we should have asked for like... At the time, we were going through, you know, Yada who had cheaper rates back then, but as their company grew, so did their rates, which is completely...

To a regular level. To a normal, yeah. Which they deserve because, like, they're good. They're actually still, like, under in terms of, like, industry. Really? Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

They're a good guys over there. about probably what it's close to par, but it costs about 10,000 to 15,000 for a minute. One minute, yeah, one minute, yeah, that might not even include backgrounds or anything. It usually doesn't. Yeah. It's usually if you give them keyframes to work with, for the most part, or at least a storyboard. Yeah. They fill in the gaps. You learn the shit as you know. But anyways, yeah, if you haven't seen the pilot, go watch it illegally. We don't care. It's already out there. The Piratea.org. I like it. I like, I'm proud of that. I would like, the only thing I'd like to do is maybe clean it up a little bit. It would be cool to have it finish, but... That episode, yeah.

I'm not thinking more money. No, I'm not pretty... That was fucking sad when that thing got released for me. And there's a... Like I said, before, there's enough material there that I wouldn't be opposed to, like, putting, just dumping out all the stuff. We'll see what happens to it, but that's the update.

That's the honest, as honest as it gets with that update. Cool. There it is. Well, thank you for sharing that information. Of course. That's as transparent as it gets. That's what happened. Hey.

No more rumors. You guys know, you guys were there. You guys saw the old thing. No, we did. And like, it sucks when you. you see like people online trying to act like on different forms and stuff trying to act like they know more about the project and all like that. No, of course they do. Of course they do. But it's like you want to say something but at the same time you know it's like it's not your place or

you're just going to make it worse. It happens. Just so you know every time there's something you want me to cut, I may not cut it. What I'm going to do is I'm going to add your scream. Applify it. Your blood curdling scream. Instead of the sensor is that's going to be like that's going to be like. Yeah, I don't know if I'm allowed to say Okay, Nile. Nile. Yeah, Nile, your turn. Is there any updates you'd like to give your beloved fans? Wait, so this is just since I moved to L.A.? Yeah, just since I'm just as a fucking update.

Update, all right, so, you know, man, so Slebycast, that ended that, when did that end? I know you guys did another episode of California? Never. We're still doing it. Oh, by the way, one of our episodes got taken down. I saw it. So what are we going to do? Do we still have that file? It's still available on SoundCloud on YouTube. The pornography hour got taken down.

Now I was trying to take it up. You know why? YouTube flags and deletes things with naughty words. So the title is pornography hour. That's the only reason. The tags that Stamper added were gang bang, Bukaki, Come in ass. Are you seriously if those the fucking...

Those were the... Hold on, hold on. But before, to be fair, I mean, that was what we had. Yeah. I think he did like 20-15. That was like... We did have to edit out that Bukaki orgy for a bit. What Bukaki orgy?

You weren't there, me and... There was like a really hot girl. We all fucked her cream puniter. We like... Dude, you know that's more gay than straight? Because like... We went on Craigslist and found this girl who wanted to be Bukki. We may or may not have covered her in layers of come.

You know, there are some guys who can't get a baby though. Yeah, and nobody knows. It looks like... It looks like all of us making together. He literally has Chris's left eye, my right eye and stifers knows it down. He said... You know... Nile, there are some people who can't get a heart on unless their dick is rubbing up against another dick.

The guy just can't keep it out. Did we ever answer with Nile's doing here? Are we just going to this down? This is what I was doing. Nile's say hi to Corey and Jeff. And Tom. Man, Corey, Jeff and Tom, I miss you guys, you know. I miss you, too.

Oh, the way back to fill you? I miss you guys. What's your team? I miss you, too. I miss you, uh. What does Tom Folps sound? Hi. Hi.

Hi, Tom. Hi. Go to Newgrounds.com. I have a quote new game. It's a stick figure game. Look at my perfect ass. Look at my perfect girl with thighs. What Tom says.

Todd does have a very muscular girly butt. If you zoom in 50 billion times on a New Grounds logo vector file, you can see it's Tom Phelps' anus. Just spread. Guys, let's all, let's get Tom folks. You would do that if you had a big. Let's get Tom folks as trending, you guys. It's all Google. Hashtag Tom Phillips ass.

Hashtag Tom Phillips's ass. Hashtag Tom Forbes's ass. Hashtag Tom Forbes ass. Hashtag Tom Forbes ass. Hashton. Hashton. Hashton. What's the only one who hasn't looked at Tomfold's ass?

Hashton. No. Gives an update. Zach actually triggered me there because I remember once you... You just say the N-word? What? You literally said you would have all ex? What's an ethno state?

Why would you say that? What the hell is that about? What the fuck are you talking about? I'm just saying, you know, they get their own... Separate but equal. Genetics has nothing to do with an challenge. Nile literally has a tattoo called separate but equal on his back. What does that mean?

American History X. Guys, I heard Nile fucking... That's your title. I was the... Guys, can you cut... You cut that I make that the cold open right there? Make... Please, that was not worth to make it.

You better... If you had a body double, would you... No, if I had a body... No. No, give us an update. Oh, an update. So, uh, the update is uh... I was in a...

This he's lying, guys. He's lying until he's lying. Yeah, no, no, I'm stuttering my words a little bit. He's sweating. His hair's fucking. His eyes are bulljia at like Dr. Doobb from... What would happen? His lower lips quivering faster than a rabbit.

He's drooling like a big fucking... His nipples are bleeding. I joined in the fun, but Nile looks so sad right now. He's pulling these... You guys, come on. Nile, tell them about the never-ending story. He's a human being. I saw the never-ending story for the first time.

Oh, this is an update of his life. That's the last thing. That's the most important thing that happened last few years, to be honest. It was a very good movie. No, I watched Neverending Story. No, it was good, dude. It was a fucking... Okay, now,

jokes aside, what's your real... Yeah, come on, one more. This is the last time. This is the last time. Jesus, man. So, one second? Yeah, go. It's over.

Go. No, so, what happened? All right, Chris moved out in May 2016. You made it move to California. I, you know, Corey and Jeff were working on the game all the time, and, you know, I had a girlfriend in Sacramento, and, you know, everyone's in California.

I wanted to go to L.A. That's where all my friends were. So I made the move over to Sacramento. Did fuck all for a year, and then I came to L.A. Chris, let me. edit only plays, he was a very nice. I think he's, he likes to work.

I think I'm doing all right. And then, uh, that, there's not that much. Like, I didn't do that much in here. No, give us a Tinder update. Tinder update. What's the Tinder update after fucking five years? Well, if you go to my stream, at Twitch. Have you contracted the big one yet?

Listen, Twitch dot TV. Have you contracted an 85 inch long? The worm. Look, have you contracted the worm? What if there was an STD that was literally a worm inside you? It's called the worm. It just goes out of your dick into the fucking, and it's like 60 feet long.

side of your tummy. That's disgusting. That's like an 80s memory. What's great though is that while you're contracting, you can pull out and grab it. What if just the tip of it stuck its head out of your belly button to breathe? You can't fucking grab it. And you could grab it with tweezers and pull it out. Once every two hours you go, it'll go back in.

You gotta stick your finger in your dick hole to like plug it up so there's no air. And then you wait until you can feel it touching your fingertips. And then you take your finger out and it comes out for air gasping. What if you have your little, a little bit of your finger. your belly button sniffed at the second it came out. I love how it screams like a chihuahua getting stepped on. What would you do if the head fell on the floor and it spreaded four little spider legs and just ran away? It grew to a full-size man, he said, I'm so sorry.

Happy last day. And that's how the worm took over the world. That's what I did for the last year. Thanks guys. Thanks guys. Thanks for hijacking my shit, man. It was my moment to shine and it's over now, dude. That was it pretty much.

Mick, do the ending theme. theme let's let's get make let's get a product to promote it okay guys it's what kind of food is it let's play the one word game yeah yeah well first what's the restaurant called we do the one word game lennelopees no no you have to say the d d d uh okay the restaurant name the what lay lay no way that's that's that works lay a lay's good lay what's yours uh rancid red the rancid red what's the last word Boca. Boca?

What's a rented red boca? Whatever the fuck that is. Make, make, make now go. What's a boca? Mouth in Spanish. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Promote it.

Promote it. Yeah, go. Do it. Do it. Promote it. You're on the spot or anything. We'll do the sounds and the music. One million people are looking at you right now.

You've been working hard all night. Oh, I love me. It's time for you to bring the family. out. I love you, son. Oh, Mama. I love you, Mama.

But you don't like them all too much. And they don't deserve them. I want to fucking shoot out of the school. So invite them all to Le Rancid Red Bocca. I love red. It's my favorite color. You know what that actually?

It sounds like a dirty pussy. Is it really what really sounds.