SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E27b - [The Jizz-Eating Racist Guide to E3]

Episode Date: June 22, 2018

We return to Philadelphia, home of Cory and Jeff, to wrangle in our East Coast boys into a long over-due return to the podcast. With special guest Dave (Phantom Arcade) and West coast Sleepy member Mick, the fellas embark on a review of the 2018 E3 event. *Shorter than a regular episode but not quite a lost episode, this clocks in at 27b ... so still 3 more episodes to go. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: JohnnyUtah (www.johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/user/ricepiratenewgrounds) With Special Guest: Phantom Arcade (Dave) - (www.phantomarcade.newgrounds.com) Podcast editing by: Ricepirate (Mick) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Thanks to all the fans, past patrons, haters, mothers, mother's dogs that look like naked rats screamin' like murdered goats, THANKS TO ALL Y'ALL for your support. Much love. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Very deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys.

He's bunch bullshit. Good. Welcome to Sleepy Cabin, episode 38. This is not a fucky. There's no way. this is an episode. I'm your host. Really?

I mean, are we not good enough? I don't think this is going to turn out. Wow. You haven't seen you in two years and you're not going to let us, you're not, this is falling. No, fuck this. Fail, it's already failed. We can't be an official episode. No, not until you show up in Burbank.

Oh. Get your asses to Burbank. Hey, welcome to Sleepy Cabin episode. Last episode ever, episode 38 is featuring the vocal talents of me and guest starring Dave. Ah, it's me. I'm back. Oh my God. You know who it is.

Yeah. So E3's going on. We were just watching a bunch of E3 stuff. Yeah. We used to record E3 with like ding-dong. I haven't done that in a while. Yeah, I'm surprised. That would be a fun fucking...

It would have been fun, but it's just... Everybody's kind of busy. But the whole, like, conference in general, like, I saw the PlayStation today. I guess spoilers. There's no spoilers. If you haven't seen the E3 shit by now, it's nobody's fault that somebody's spoiling for you. Spoilers, like, when it comes to, like, the last of us, I have just no interest in the last of the last.

So wait, there's a new Last of Us? I didn't see that. Yeah, Last of Us, too. By the way, I've been traveling, so I didn't see shit. Okay, so explain this to me like I am a young child who's just learning about the world. What's her name? Ellie? Yeah, Ellie. Ellie.

So now she's old. Ellie is a homelowel. She's lesbian. She's old. Okay, listen. Ellie. Tongue boxing. Fucking straight up.

Open mouth kiss the girl on stage. Everyone's songs on stage? There was even a kind soul. And E3? Yeah. I mean. They just literally pulled up the actress. for the game. It was like, hey, where's

the game play? Fuck the CGI shit. They just pulled her up on stage. They made out with women on stage. Wait, they used mocha. Wait, that's the opening to the thing is for making out with another girl. Yeah. You're lying. No, you're lying. No, I am not lying. Why don't you get a program, Dave, don't ruin

this. Oh, I just want to make sure. Go on. She snips her and she says, she does. She does. Yes, she does. Yes, she does! Alright, I believe it. And then the gameplay was just like, if this is gameplay, it just feels too much like it's just on rail, scripted event stuff.

And I know, you know, naughty dog. You're upsetting everyone already. Fuck you. Everybody knows this by now, right? Like, when you see, quote, unquote, gameplay video. I don't know what they're supposed to think. I don't know. It feels very, like, just the way, like, characters move. The difference, the difference between it.

We watched that ghost game by Sucker Punch. Yes. And there's, like, disjointed. stuff, to kishcheche, yeah, yeah. That felt, that felt real. Yeah, because there's, like, disjointed movement and awkward dialogue. It felt, like, gameplay. Explain the horse thing.

Oh, yeah, it's just, like, this, like, almost like a mannequin turning and talking barely loudly to his horse. But it's so fucking weird, because you don't see his mouth move. It's, like, his, it's just his face is there. It's, like, an old PlayStation 2 game. I guess it's, like, a thing where, like, they normally, like, they don't show any UI now in gameplay footage. Yeah, that's what it makes it more cinematic. But it also makes it hard to believe that what you're seeing is actual gameplay. They kind of had like game plays things.

Like they had like, oh, she selected an arrow and shot an arrow. But then as she was moving, it felt way too cinematic and almost like the gameplay disappeared. You're saying for Last of Us. Last of Us too. Yeah, they showed like some stuff that really felt like it wasn't gameplay because it was just too perfectly set up and cinematic. Oh, I'm going to go over here and just observe this murder scene and then I'm going to

walk over here. Yeah, but a lot of games I do feel like, especially in the beginning, beginning, like, the beginning of God of War, if you were to watch somebody play the first 10 minutes of that, you would have felt like this whole entire thing was scripted. Because you do, like, personally move the character, maybe a few steps, and then a scripted event happens. That's what it happened. Then you push the fucking punch button 10 times.

And then there's another fucking scripted event that happened. It's just kind of disjointed because, like, there's a point where she picks up an arrow and you clearly see an arrow, like, a thing. Yeah. There's another time where she's just walking by and she fucking yanks an arrow out of this dude's jugular. And there was no impromptu thing. It just happened.

And then that immediately went to like an attack scene. It just, some stuff might have been gameplay. But you know they have to like sell this to you. So based on the trailer that you saw, because I didn't see it. What do you think? IGN gives it a... Is it a girlfriend huh? 10. 10. 10.

10. I didn't say that. She made out with a black chick. 10 out of 10. Done. I'm going to wait for the spliced edits that people have kindly done already where it's just like a seamless kiss. Yeah.

Start to finish. It does seem like video games... I'm gonna wait for Shad to make Ellie sniffing... Do you think it'll ever be like MTV's like video game Best Kiss Award? Do you think the mocap actors, they just made out on stage? I think, yeah, they had to have. They got into it. Yeah, they did.

There was some heavy breathing. And that was PlayStation. And then after they reveal some indie shit. Exactly. Redenie Pong balls are over their head. The Nipal 2 came up next up. Wait, was Death Stranding last? Death Stranding was second to last.

Okay. Did you see everything the whole weekend so far? I didn't see anything. I missed Microsoft. Did they do at least like an apology for a see if they... They fucking Shanghai'd a bunch of trailers from PS4 and put them on their thing. Not saying that it's not that, but it just feels kind of weird when things like Dark Souls and Dolma Cry. People say, oh, Devil McRye was announced on the...

Wait, didn't they do the From Software game? They did the From Software Shadows Die Twice or Secu... Yeah. Serrico, Securo, whatever. That was the Microsoft. Yeah, they secured that trailer. What a piss in the face of PlayStation. But at the same time...

No, I understand. At the same time, there were, like, so many fucking samurai games that were announced on the PlayStation. Not only that, but like the new trend. Games where some dude

lost his hand. Devil may cry. It was like, let's tell the story of a young man who loses his hand in battle and gets an augmented hand and then fights with a sword. With the white hair,

I thought that was, I thought that was the DMC guy. Everybody thought that. It looked, it looked like my old person I used to do sanity with, what the fuck's his name? Dexter Maine.

Dex, yeah. But white hair. Yeah, white-haired decks. I was saying to Davex 3, where he saw a C-D4. I'm looking forward to Devil May Cry 5, but it could have easily been a trailer to, like, DMC 2. Yes, yeah. But it was Devil May Cry 5. The only thing, you know, there's just a little disconnect there.

People are convinced themselves. It's good because, I mean, I guess they're just holding that help because it's like the same creator as three and four. Yeah. Well, they clearly looks good. And they got old Dante. No, I'm not going to be cynical, Matt. Is that old dog game? Yeah, yeah.

On the motorcycle? Oh, on the motorcycle. Well, sure, but I'm just saying, like, you're still playing like an edge lord cringed tween who's fucking, like, they gave him white hair, I guess, to make him more like... You're playing like a Blink 182 member, but it's still going to be cool because it's by Capcom, I don't know. I've never been a devilma cried guy. I hope Stamper plays. I want to hear what Stamper has to say about it. He'll say three words, chicken pop pot.

It's like a black emoji. And then he'd be like, devilma cry is worthless. And I'd be like, what are you talking about? Yvah, I'm talking about DMC, double-Megra 5 was awesome. That's my Stamper review. All right, that's pretty spot on. I think when we go in October to like,

we should probably record something with Stam's like one. I like how, I like how confident you said we. We. Because that sounds like a commitment that you just made for Jeff. Well, Jeff, we didn't. Yeah, did.

When he said me, that sounds like you. Well, it was like Tom was going to go out there and we were all over here. I run all you guys off. Jeff, I'm not even. We're not friends anymore. I don't even acknowledge you. Let's be on your all day.

Stamper, what's your problem with going to L.A.? Because it sucks. So what? We're there. We're all your friends. Yeah, exactly. Shut the fuck out. Well, the thing is, why go when I could just not go? Here's my response. When I could just not do me. Here's my response to L.A. I want to be able to see the sunset. I don't want to see smog in my... Okay, shut up. First of all, before Shaddeny.

It's also hot, expensive, and sucks ass! Before we move there, you were like, yeah, like, I want to go to a place that has burnt grass in orange hills. You know what? It's not true. There is green grass there. Yeah, now because it's fucking rain for the first time in a millennium. Okay, well, it did. Well, it was also fucking orange. Pinch your lips, cute pie. It was also origin on fire last time I visited. It was the second layer of hell when I was last there. There are lots of fires. We were fucking demons lighting houses on fire all over the day. Did you guys see the pictures on Twitter when the hills behind us lit on fire? That was ominous as hell. It looked fucking cool. Looked like we were in hell.

Jeff, if you don't go to L.A., you're just going to sit in the office by herself and make the tweets where you write all the letters and random fucking murders. Yeah, like a grumpy old man who tweets, get off my lawn. You're going to be like drunk up my couch. Get the fuck to burbank, ass. Shut up, Mick. Ask. Why do you go make another selfie video? Like giving lessons to kids on Twitter, Mick.

Whatever. I'd rather give lessons to kids than fucking pee on them through the internet. Yay. You angsty, angsty, crummudging. Let me just be that way, right? But LA does suck. It's nice to visit, but you know. All right, maybe, you know. We're just going to keep berating you until you come fucking visit.

It just show up. Look at some beige buildings. All right. Well, if you go... I love how, like, to you go... To you, it's just like, it's literally hell with IKEA buildings. He said that. That's not what it is. Jeff, if you go, you get your own CGI baby in a fucking test tube. That's right.

Hey, yeah, tell us about Remus. Yeah, tell us about your fucking... Tell us about Remus. Tell us how I study you were with Death Stranding. Well, what's your problem? Why can you just enjoy it? It's funny! You're setting me up!

You're setting out! It's funny! It's funny! Because I agree! It's the setup. All right, I'm just saying, all right, look. Everyone's like, any time. I like Kijima games. Yeah.

And maybe the game will be amazing. Yes. I'm just saying, I was saying the baby was a little weird. And then I was like, and then Dave, Dave made a fair point. He juggles. He just, he's just. He was asking you thumbs up, what do you want?

Dave made a fair point. He said, you know, the baby's, okay, it's a little weird, but it also makes the game interesting, unlike other generic, you know, shooters. It stops it from being too pretentious. Right, but then I, I, my point was, when you look at it, it looks like flows up.

It maybe looks like it's something out of a Dreamworks movie. It looks like it spins around, it's going to give you like a thumbs up. Well, it does. Where'd you next, Naman? And it's going to, like, point the way, and the norm is going to be like, run on. For some reason,

picture Mario 64 is spinning around when he gets a star. Yeah, yeah, just spin around like Marry 64. Has somebody done the meme where like you see the baby button he turns around, it's the face of boss baby? That will happen. That will happen very hard. Any criticism is like killing someone's grandmother, but you know, I'm acknowledging the game, the game looks really good. It looks weird. Why do you think it looks good?

You ruined all the hopes and dreams, Jeff. What do you even think, I'm not saying it looked bad, but I'm just curious why you think it's really, I think it's really funny. You want to climb up mountains with like a cargo crate container on your bed. on your back. I didn't think it's funny looking. And I like the little, the little shoulder thing. The little, I don't know. The little shoulder flashlight. Yeah, I'm like, blip, bleep, bleep.

I do like the way he pats the jar. It's like, wake up, baby, and the baby spins around and wakes up. He's excited. Yeah, it's cool. It's his, it's little me. It's his little guy. I think it's the revival function. If it was a creepy, like, real fetus that's slow, like, open its eyes, like,

Cuato from Total Recaughts. Like, it slowly awakens and its little arms come out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, like, the thing from Teenage Ninja Turtles. What's his name? the stomach brain. The fetus thing? Yeah.

Get crack me. Wants you next. Yeah. But instead it spins around like a cartoon character. It did. It's levity. It's nice.

Maybe it's a, maybe it's not like a fetus. You just convince yourself of everything. No, come on it. It's gonna be cool. Whatever. You're the guy.

You said the same thing about Tetris effect. Yeah, you said the same thing about Tetris effect. No, you guys, you guys, you didn't give it the time of day. Listen, I gave it. Not only did I give it the time of day, I watched it four times.

I watched it once. Okay, that's just gay. That's true. That's true Then I showed it to Corey You can't just show it to all your friends You're like check out this awesome fucking trailer It's like you absorb it

I feel like I was watching like a Scientology presentation Like there was like flying like dolphins And what do you want them to do just be like hey look Here Tetris again and box fall It's like they're just trying to give you a new game What was the Tetris trailer trying to say again That people who had mental disabilities People with autism like squat

You could cure Alzheimer's with Tetris Tetris Cures brain cancer Autism That's what they were saying You can jack off six times a day Still not go blind And that's called the Tetris effect You don't really should have fucking did

You should have made some columns Effect, oh I'm saying No I don't Nobody plays columns Fucking patrol I'm the only one who plays Fucking Columns Cudules candy crush

Fuck yourself Tetris Cures Alzheimer's And autism And autism And brain cancer BN I had like the Sega mega pack or whatever for Sega Genesis.

You had like Shinobi Sonic Golden Ax. You need a fucking columns. And I'm just like... You liked it. I don't care. I never even play... I played it to see it through as like funny pictures, but it sucks. You watch Bejoled and you go to bed.

What do you want, man? I watch... Whatever, Corey. When I bought the Nintendo... I got gyromite. I didn't get married. Can we talk about jelly beans? Corey, what are you trying to tell?

What are you trying to tell? What are you trying to tell you? I get to take the rain on the story. You want me to explain the arcade stick? All right. I mean, we talk, I think we talked about this. It's funny. Yeah, yeah.

There was a picture on Jeff's computer. I remember he was showing me a bunch of, um, Mimi shit that him and Stampre used to send to each other. This is, this is like, ages ago. But he had this picture of like a fucking turn, like, I guess,

a harlequin syndrome baby. A harlequin baby. As an arcade stick. It's an arcade stick. And it's red eyes or like two of the buttons. Yeah. Dude, they were like... Look, can we just back up a second?

Jelly, me too... If you're judging you right now, I'll blame you. I told Jeff to nut up or shut up and post it on fucking Twitter with a law caption underneath. This is before Twitter. This is... I wasn't expecting to share this with anyone, and I'm not going. I think I posted it on Twitter once, like two years ago. Then I deleted it within like 15 seconds.

I'm like, post it again. Why do you delete so many of your posts? I'm just self-conscious. I think I post them, and then I think, oh, they're just cringe. You're not funny or stupid or make me look stupid and I just delete that. You had some serious balls. You deleted that fucking Beiner tweet and that guy screencapped it and posted it to you and you're like whatever faggot What? Tell me more. I don't even what the fuck are you just making this? No, I'm not that's real. Are you trying to cause me? No, no, no, no, that's real. What did I say? You you had a tweet that said Beiner in it and you deleted it and then I guys screen capped it and posted it at you and he said wow really racist and you were like like, yeah, well, you caught me faggot

great. I don't remember that at all. That's funny. That's funny. Wow, Jeff. He's not going to come back to me. Whatever, man. You know what? He doesn't remember because he deleted that response.

Whatever, a beaner's a compliment. Find adult, Nick, fine, find dad. I don't understand how a beaner is an insult because they bring coffee guys Oh, here we go. Okay, okay.

Maybe a wet back, but a beaner What the fuck does even beaner mean? Exactly. See it? That sounds like something Coffee beans. Is it just coffee beans? Yeah, mules, coffee beans. Wait, wait, mules and coffee beans?

We took on the coffee brand. Dude, Carlos, walk out the donkey and the beans. Yes. All right, let's discuss horrible words. What back, dude? Who's most deserving here of, like, the wrath of Twitter? Like, which one of us?

Not me. It hasn't served. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, you mean just based on what we've been talking about? I've been trying to behave. Yeah, you have. You've been good. You've been very good.

Bring it on. Bring it on the other. cry like why are you why are you being such a sissy and threat? I'm like I don't feel like dealing with it. Listen this is just we're just having a topic of discuss. This is these are topics that people want to hear. Let's discuss worse. As a Chinaman

I'm curious, where does chink come from? Now my... Ching chong. It's the type of the chink ching chong. So just chink? Ching chong ping pong. It's the same thing. Yo, but chink is very different. That's like a sound effect. That's an on a

Chink is the... Why don't they just call them? Ching. It's the sound you make when you close your eyes. Oh, look at that ching. Oh, there's a lot of porcelain they made. I don't know. Porcelain pots and they just chink it.

Or the railroads. When they were doing it, like, on the railroad, when they were fucking, like, you know, chink, chink, chink. When they were... For the longest time... We talked about this. For the longest time, I thought, like, zipperhead

was, like, a joke for, like, the eyes. Like, zipperhead? No, and then, yes, it was the tank. It was the tank thing. It was very dark. That's... That's fucked up. That's fucked up.

That's wild to me. Because I had the... Especially if you call somebody that, right? Like, you're not even just saying like a racial profile at that point. You're literally saying like something about your head getting run over by fucking tank treads. Like, that is, that to me is dark as fuck. Would you like to, when you like me to cover the chink thing from Wikipedia? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't actually know. Chink. Chink also chinky. Like, I. Chinkiehry, chinky, chinky, chinky, chinky. Chinca, chinkapoo. You sound like a fucking Pokemon. In English language ethnic slur, referring to person in Chinese ethnicity.

So, okay, all right. You sound like a racist. So it is from, it is, it is evolved. Chika chika chika choo. It is originated from the Chinese courtesy Ching Ching. Okay. That would involve from the word China. Told you.

It was an alteration of quing. No, that would be ching. If it's a QU, that's Chi, that's still Qing, yeah, Qing Dynasty. Chin chung. Another possible origin is that chink evolved from the Indo-Iranian word for China. Which is what? It's wrong with your tongue so naturally. It doesn't say.

Well, okay. All right. It's too racist. The first word chink is from approximately 1880, as far as can be ascertained, its adjective form chinky first appeared in print in 1878. Just to let you know, this is Jeff. He's not reading any sort of article. You fucking racist.

This is right. Yeah, no. He's recovered. He pulled out these repressed chick memories. This is Jeff's autism. He's racist autism. I'm just so old. I remember this article in 1878.

It would be horrible. It goes on for a while. We should discuss some. That's too long. That's fine. It was funny when you said ching ching ching chung. No, no, but you're right. Apparently it comes from ching-ching.

Would you like to know the words it's comparable to? Sure. Since I'm just going down this road, and we might as well not stop now. You know what, and you know what? This is informative. None of these are your words. These are the words of the internet.

Hey, this is Wikipedia. You can't fucking mind that just anyone here. I've already dug two feet into the ground. Let's go up a full six feet. Okay, well, you seem excited. Chink has been compared in degree of offensiveness to terms. Damn it. You know what?

I'm stopping now. No, no. I can bleep them. Go. In degree of term offensive. You're not going to bleep them. I know you're not. Say it.

I might. Offensiveness to terms such as nigger. Dan Diego, Jap, and Kike. Oh my God. As well as Packy as. referring to Pakistanians. Similar to the controversial reappropriation of the word

beep! The word chink has someone... Oh wait. You've already said the word. Why did you beep yourself? You've already said it. You've already said it. He's in a positive manner. Oh, really? For example, Lee Hong Wang, a Taiwanese American musician named his Asian hip-hop fusion genre,

chinked out in order to neutralize the term. Okay. He took back the word. They did. They did the same thing with the zipperhead stuff. The zipperhead is a band. Eventually, Wang hopes the term will become, quote, cool. Oh, I mean, I'm done reading this. I think it already is. As soon it was like, no, we'll appropriate it.

We'll reappropriate it and make it cool. Let's go back to shooting babies in the head. I don't know how it's anymore. Whoa, babies. Well, we're just talking about controversial words. We're just making a topic of discussion. Why? Okay, so what's your deal with Reed?

He's very unfitting for the whole. His head, he feels like he's fucking head. superimposed on a fucking weird mannequin. His head was never meant to be scanned and put it to like a virtual space. You just think he's his emo hair just like spread over his head? He's got this indescript expression

on his face. It's just kind of this squinty. I like his squinty face. He just looks like a guy that has to piss really mad. I just don't know what else he's And he's got that really sporadic goate goatee like he's a teenager trying to grow a beard. Yeah, yeah.

It's also when he emotes. He's a man in a lawless world. And we're going out. He's like, I'm fucked. Yeah, no. That was actually my favorite part of the whole trailer. He's like, what's your status? My status is fucked. That was good. I like that. But it's just like, he, yes, it's like, he just isn't cared. How dare he's like giving up?

How dare you criticize anything about this? You guys are shitting on this, but the fucking MSPaint Invert Man kick Spider-Man in the head with no audio over it. That's true. Who the fuck? Yeah. So, sorry, let's, uh, does anyone actually know comic books? Because we're talking about the Fabulous Six, right? And that's going to be Scorpio, Voltro,

Vultron, rhino, fucking Electro. What are the other O's? Indivisible O? Indivisible O. Mysterio. No, who was that dude? Who was the dude who was Inverto? Mr. Inverted, that's his fucking...

Who was it? I've never seen that guy in my life. Mysterio has a fucking fishbowl on it. I understand he does, but they clearly... It looks like a negative of a photograph. He looked like dark a plier. But he does... Dark a plier.

I'm sorry. Get with the times. Are you in friends with those guys? I like, yes, I'm friends with Markiplier. He's good. Did he talk to you now? Does he talk to me now? Yeah.

Yeah, we've talked. All right. Yeah, he's a good guy. Anyways. You said once he went to him. I met him at a Maker party. Yeah. And I saw him and I walked up and I said, are you Markiplier?

And he said, yes. And I said, are you Chinese? And he said, no. And then I said, that's awkward, man. And then I said, no, are you hoping to make a box? No, are you hoping to make a box? like bond with him like Chinese brothers I was trying to find

a Chinese brother and you're Chinese I'm Chinese yeah then I walked away I was like you know what this clearly isn't working out how I expected well you probably stuck to him because everyone else who came out to him like pissed themselves in the years you probably the first person actually make things awkward but anyways that said

Mysterio who's the other blue guy the blue-headed kid signed the hedge on oh you mean part of the Markiplier crew? Yeah. That's Cranky, that's Ethan. What's his YouTube name? Cranky games. I don't think that's the guy. Yeah, it is. Who's the one with the stupid name? The other one with the stupid name, though. It's like, like any of our spas kid

3D, like yeah, you're gonna, we're all fucking, whatever, my name's problematic in the word. It's like, we're professors of good names. It seems like, like, I don't know, like toxic sewer boy or something. No, that's not it. Jack Septych. That's it. Oh, Jack Septych. guy. Jack, he's a nice guy. Jack's a cool guy. He's a great guy. Listen to you. What do you mean listen to me? I say the same thing about you Jeff despite the persona you try to protect. Look at that Jeff. You're on the same level as Jack's up the guy. How's it feel? You know what? If I had to choose between you, hanging out with you and Jack, if it was a good son situation, I would choose hanging out with both of you. It was a good

Oh, that's a cop out. Jeff is hanging off the cliff. Yes. Is this the good son scenario? Yeah, this is the good son situation. You guys are being asses. You weren't, me and septic guy are hanging off a cliff. Yeah. And you have me in one hand and him and the other. Yes? You should just drop me, first of all.

I'm not even going to argue. No, you would say that to me. He could seek and help you with your career. I can't. I can just imagine holding your hand off the cliff and you'd be like, oh, I can't wait to find out who you're going to let go. It's reverse psychology. No, yeah, I drop Jack and pull you up and be like,

Are you happy now? Yeah, and you'd be like, wow, really? You just did that? You're a dumbass. You'd say that right to my face. And it was me and Stamper. And then I just fucking push you right back off. If it was Stamper and you, I'd make Stamper three words.

Chicken Pop-Paw! Chicken, Pop-Pi, man. Stamper's like, you would put his hands up when he says it and fucking... I would say the magic words that said it a pie. These aren't fair. These aren't fair. That's fine. Alright, you're dangling.

You and what I do, I take both of you, and I just jump off the cliff. All three of us could go down. Put me in the Good Sun scenario. Give me two people. All right, I'm going to give you two people. Yeah. Are you ready? Yeah.

Are you ready? Really? Oh, I'm ready. Okay. I'm going to give you Tom Fult. Yeah. And. Oh, that's better be good.

The second person's just dead. Are you ready? And your brother. Oh, he's dead. He's so fucking dead. Oh, no. Look at his face. He's staking.

No, he's not. Shut up. Let him think. Tom Fulp. Guys, seriously, I want to know. Tom Fulp, he's looking you right in the eyes. Oh, this is a tough one. And they're both begging.

You're lying. They're both begging you. Tom Fulp. Shut up, Dave. I'm thinking here. Yeah, no, seriously. Tom Fulp is looking you dead in the eyes and he's like, Jeff, don't even think about my family.

Jeff, you know. Don't think about my two kids and my wife. Don't think about my wife, but I wish I could beg more. Your brother's like, yo, Jeff. I'm your brother. You have to say me by the phone phone. Do what you have to do. Tell mom, I love her.

I don't even know what my brother would say. Well, whatever he'd say. Your brother would be like, you've got to make the post and the best on Facebook Facebook. Yeah, if you let Tom go, you got to run new grounds. This is what I do. No, no, no, that's not fair. Take that out. Take a shot of your brother.

Here's my answer. Okay. This is what happened. Take a photo. Take a photo your brother, dang, I could put it on you. I wasn't gonna make it easy on you. I'm, get ready for the answer. I would drop Tom.

No. No, no, no. I would drop Tom, pull my brother up, and I'd be like, I'd be so angry. I would then jump to my own death. And then my brother would just walk off and whatever. I feel like, oh my God, even if it would like destroy my life, I feel like I couldn't... I think Tom would understand. If it was just between me and Tom.

All right, well, here's the situation. situation is Tom the one who's dropping like cinder blocks on cars like the good son was and drowning his little No no or is that your brother which one is it? I'm like I'm like listen is it I heard of I just save Tom But I mean you know you'll you'll you'll I don't know who'll be more offended by this conversation Tom or your brother your brother might be like yeah no I just got it just got it just too just figure this out Yeah pick one among yourself got like 15 seconds before I lose like a grip To be fair in the good son situation, the kids were like, like 12. This is like full grown men.

Dude, it's a little harder than option. Tom does a lot of good for this world and the fact that I feel like just the fact that he has a family and two kids, I feel like that automatically puts him above. Yeah. I feel like I just have to kill anyone else. And even if he was dangling, he'd be like, ooh-oo, he'd be kind of scared. He'd be like, I don't know, Jeff. I didn't know what Joe. I'd be scared.

I'd be scared. Dude, you know what Tom would say? Tom would look down. He'd be like, you think I'd smash you with that. thousand pieces if I hit the ground. You don't even get to drop on like flat copper. He would hit. He would hit. He'd be like, you'd think I'll spray shit out of my ass?

He'd say something totally vulgar and fucking random. He'd be like, Jeff, we don't have to put the fart button, please. Are we going to talk about the fart button? Jeff, will you please finish nightmare cops even after I go down? No. Would you not find somebody else to fucking end up? I mean, that would be hard because

Tom also carries a lot. I don't. I don't Tom Charmed. Anyone could just take his files and... And he also, like, brings his own, like, style and, like... In the code, yeah. And just in general, like, how he is, he helps write it. Like, we make the game together. On a side note, I have to admit, when we were playing,

even though it's still being tweaked, it does feel so fucking seamless. We have it to test the combat, and also it might end up being, like, a dedicated feature, but we do it to see how broken characters are. And to, like, test things... Right now, I wouldn't tell anyone it's, like... It's, like, a big thing in the game. Just right now, it's like...

It's like for testing. We need to see how characters fighting. I personally thought it was super fun to play against you. It is fun, but it really helps with seeing, like, balance and shit. Nice. Well, you know, and you were mentioning, like, an ability, like, during the game to be able to, like, turn on, like, a friendly fire mode where you could, like, actually battle each other?

You just battle each other. There was another game that did that. Was that Battletoads? There was another game I remember that you could literally push a certain thing of buttons, and all of a sudden you can start, like, hitting the people around you. Really? Yes, I absolutely remember that. Somebody listening to this will know what I'm talking about.

All Tom's games kind of do both. I mean, like, yeah, Castle Crashers at the end of every stage does that. I know what you're talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about, but I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't know what the game. S&S had so many fucking fun games that, like, a lot of people, A, never played, or B, don't even remember. Or can't play anymore.

I don't have a whole collection of games that I think I played a lot that nobody ever heard of. Like, one of my favorite games was stupid-ass. I was really into, like, fighter jets as a kid, because I don't know, I watched Top. Gun over you know let's get forget the volleyball in the in the locker room scenes like I love the dog fights yeah yeah so I like model F-14s and shit and I I love this game called Captain Skyhawk and it's like a garbage game but it was just like this little third person you just flying this little F-14 over this stupid ass polyg fake polygonal landscape and it look like flight simulator like third person shit no I mean top gun the actual top gun Nintendo game did and it was terrible and incredibly hard and in possible to play. Yeah. Like,

the hardest thing in the game was landing on the Air Cup character. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, after the level or something. It was just so hard. It was so hard. Because you'd always be too low

or whatever. You weren't right into that. I fucking, oh my God, dude, sorry, that was just an NES game. That was the original NES.

I remember that. Oh, yeah. Landing was the hardest part of that whole fucking game. It's funny. My dad, like,

who never plays video games. He played it one time and he actually fucking landed the thing. And I was like, what the fuck? I can't, I couldn't do it.

Yeah. I absolutely remember that. N-ES and S-N-E-S or games that, like, I had, like, the main games, but the things that I had a lot of really random games for was the Sega Genesis. I was the stupid Genesis kid in the class. Everyone else had a Super Nintendo. So I got to trade. We traded systems, so I'd always get to give my Genesis out,

and I'd get a Super Nintendo with, like, 10 games I've never played before every single time. Also, Sega had the more edgy games, like Splatterhouse. Yeah, it had more combat. Yeah, they had, like, they had, like, the, like, the, like the creet, like the fucking bloodier games and shit. Nintendo was always like, it was like the cheat for Mortal Kombat was literally like more blood. Yeah, okay.

That was literally the fucking code to get blood in the combat. I remember that. I would fucking remember that quote. It was so simple. And it's like, because they knew that like kids would play it and they wanted to be that future. I mean, Sega's like,

they were good with like archaic games. Yeah. It was very funny. No, they also had altered beast. They also had, um, what else in the other? Oter beast is fucking dumb. No, they had all.

Bees is dumbest hell. Did, alter beast? I'm just saying that they had like... It's better as a memory than the actual game. It's fun to watch him transform with this terrible compressed audio. But it's so fucking sluggish and awkward. Like, oh my gosh.

He's like... What was he about? Golden Axe. Yeah. Golden Axe. That was also an arcade cabinet game. Which would just suck up all your fucking money because it was way too OPE for like It's like you go through the game and then you get

to the last level and it loses. It's fucking. fucking mind. No, no. A lot of those ones did, though. Like, Smash TV did that. Uh, and the fucking X-Men game. Like, a lot of those, if you're an adept player,

you can get up to, like, the harder levels. And then they're just like, fuck you. You were playing an X-Men game for Genesis? It was like the weird, like, ripped version of the arcade version. No, I don't. The fuck, most fucked up thing ever. You had to reset, like, like, the evil computer or something in the game. What?

And, no, no. I had this. I didn't understand it. I used, like, a lot of it. Level to like code to try and like figure it out and it's still fucked up. What is this? It's you have to reset your fucking Sega Genesis. It says reset the computer.

You literally have to press reset on the fucking Genesis to advance to the final stage. I never understood that. I was so confused. I'm in there. I've used level select codes to get past here. No other game has done this. This is like some original like metal gear salt and fucking Kajia.

It was. It was wild. It freaked you out the first time because you're just like, I'm on stage five. I'm gonna lose all. All my progress I hit this fucking button But it's telling me to hit the button And you do it and it fucking just lands you right into the next area

But that is literally the nightmare that you play When you played those games on like a Nintendo or a Sega The worst nightmare was somebody Your cat walked across your fucking console Or your friend bumped into it And they fucking push the reset button That was like that was literally the worst nightmare Like a life alter decision at the time

Running around and like Yeah jumping around near the NCCC And then they're telling you to fucking do that. 64 console. That shit, oh, God. That was, like, the GameCube, too also had, like, finity. Fing a child.

Shaking shit. Big decisions. Because when you're a kid, you don't, like, memory cards, for me at least, like, a memory card was, like, permanent. Like, I had one memory card to use for every game. Yeah, no, yeah. And I would just delete the games that I was done with. So I would spend all this time with, like, one memory card.

And before that, I didn't even have a memory card. So I was playing, like, fucking games that just... You guys know how I lost my PS2 memory card. Remember that? Did you try to place Some dog peeed on your fucking console? No, the camera came into the office and stole it. Oh yeah, some fucking dude off the street just came in.

That's why there's like barred doors now. Crackhead came in and stole our PS2 and walked out. Wait, I thought they stole a bunch more than just that. They stole the developer. We had, this is that story where everybody just let the dude in here. Like he was filling a box full of like toys and games, consoles. Tom and, just Tom. Didn't Stamper like give him a thumbs up?

Yeah. Hey, what's up, dude? Tom and Stamper went in here early, and this dude walked in, I don't know how or why he knew what was in here, or if he was just guessing, or what the fuck was on. He was on, but this is when, like, the game room was closer to the door than it was now, so. So that's why he got moved over here. He walked in, and he started, like, rummaging through the game shit in the game room. Stamper walked in and said, hey, man. And he didn't know who he was, and the dude, like, gave him a thumbs up or something.

Stamperwalked back to his asking got on I am and he's like hey Tom who is the guy in the game room Tom's like what guy yeah and by the time they went back he was gone yeah there was a three at the time like the 360 was new and there was a PS2 dev kit oh shit that's right your dev kit which had like fucking shit you guys were developing on yeah but it was most a lot of dev kids don't play regular games but this one did but yeah you guys were doing what castle crash was on that or uh we was alien homin air it was for cows crash before okay ported to the 360. Yeah.

But we had like, Stammer and I played all these games on me. We were playing like the Street Fighter anniversary collection on it, and it had my memory card of like a six years of games, and the dude just took off with it. I'd fucking kill myself. Can I just remember you walked into the audio room and took all the burnout shit that we have in there?

That'd be so mad. I just, I'd roll up to the opposite. Tom standing there in the rain looking around like a lost off. I'm like, what happened? Do you think FromSoft's game is a response to Neo, or do you think it's been in production for a long, I think they thought about it for a while. I think it was like the next actual evolution.

Yeah, I don't think it was like them going like, oh, Neo exists. We're going to do our game. They did medieval and they did like... But I always thought, like as soon as I saw that trail, like the 10 second trailer, my response wasn't, oh, they're trying to make a better Neo, but in my mind, I was like, they're making a Neo and they're making it better. And I get it that there are other like FromSoft IPs that they could reference, like ancient Japanese like

lore based. Yeah. Seeing what happened. What's that? What's the name again? It's sacrio. Sariko. Syracos? Shadows die twice is like the only thing. It just needs a better name.

It should just be called shadows die twice. I mean, honestly, I feel like if we knew what that actually meant in Japanese probably means something that's really memorable. It's like Serico or something like that. Yeah, and I'm sure it means, I'm sure, you know, can we look, you know what? It probably means dark souls. I just, I struggle with people. Shadows don't die or is Shadows

Japanese games that insist on naming it something that... Is it Shadows Don't Die or Shadows Die Twice? I don't know. Shadows die twice. I feel like if your entire English speaking country doesn't even know how to pronounce your game I feel like you're kind of hurting on the marketing No, you say that, but within a year of it being out and people playing it, we're all going to say

the words like it means make perfect fucking sense. Japanese people... Can we talk about this for a second? Hold on. This is honesty, however. I'm just gonna look this up real quick. I'm just, I'm upset at Japanese, uh, fighting game developers and how they, when they name their game. Yeah, they're very confusing.

I mean, okay, there's like, with the exception of the new one that's like jump fighter or something like that, fighter jump? Uh, EX fighting layer. No. EX player. The new Shonen Jump fighting game. What is this? S is for sweet, your pleasing way.

E is for enjoy. Your life can be fun. All right, I don't know what's going on now. I was going to go through a list here. others. Ours for responsibility. What fucking site did you go? I don't know. This is the first one that... No. You went to some fucking stupid

antigrams site. Like, what the fuck is this? You were supposed to go to Google Translate. Not Candy Crush Anagrams. I think it's for God to do stuff together. One thing is that it could mean God. I don't know. Okay, I'll go to fucking Google Translate. Jesus. I mean, it's clearly an actual word. We can all agree that...

It's not homo. They did not name. the game Japanese homo. That did not happen. No, it's not... Homo, time, colon, shadows die twice. No, it's not... It's not what they named it.

Then what did they name it? Well, we're gonna find out when someone doesn't go to anagram.com. Sorry. Samurai. Souls, colon, shadows died twice. Whatever. People thought Neo was great. People thought let it die.

Yeah, they thought it was great. Just fuck you all. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. You know what I'm a sorry? all. Anytime you have a level cap just to join the level. Anytime you're just playing the same level. I did two.

I like it. I'm saluted. I don't like the stupid scrolls or I've died. I liked it for eight hours and then it was dumb. I got to that boss. I don't know what it was, but I walked into, I walked in and it shot me with a big laser and I died in one hit. Yeah, good game. Do you know what it was? Gigi. I don't even

know what it looked like. It just killed me. I turned the game off and never played. I didn't even get a chance. I walked out of this It just shot me with a big evil Samar Laser. Neo over Gigi, bye bye, bye. Yeah. I mean, it was like a good game. Right there, bullpriced, Secreo, Planet

Minecraft, you fucking don't. What? Planet Minecraft is the actual Google translate. Planet Minecraft. Shadow's three twice. I don't know, Mick. I don't know. I can't find it.

I feel broken. It's either dry, God, or planet Minecraft. I just don't know. I'm broken. You're their favorite. I don't even know what to say anymore. Well, I guess it's Planet Minecraft.

Who would have fucking known? They already have Minecraft story mode. Why not? Who would have known? Who is a huge Battlegrounds Minecraft? Jeff, favorite Minecraft moment? Minecraft Markiplier comes to you and he invites you into our... Here we go.

Here we go. Everyone's waiting for this. It's just a hypothetical. Jeff, hello, it's me Markiplier. Do you like Minecraft? The sky turns black and darker. from the Spider-Man trailer comes at you. Oh my god. He's inverse.

He's inverse colored. Mick is my favorite sleeping habit. Join us. This is true. This is fair and true news. To be fair, to be fair, to be fair, and true news. I want to tell you a story.

This is Markiplier, by the way. I was modeled my own business. And Mick came up and asked me if I was Chinese. I said, no. Literally no. I was really hurt my feelings. so I hadn't talked to it. Listen.

For all you know, there's a story there that we don't know. Nick, it's me. I want to ask you a question. Oh, my God. I'm making a video. Oh, my God. Do you play a cowboy? Oh, my God.

I'm making a video about trying not to laugh at YouTube video. You got to make a fun thumbnail, though. Like, we're trying to look like you're trying not to laugh. You guys are mean. We're just real. You're mean. We're not fake internet celebrities. Damn, you can't say that.

I love Koreans. Yes. Well, good. I'm glad we got that out of the way. That'd be the name of the episode. I love Chinese, Korean, Academies. Malaysians and Yalachians. Jeff, Jeff lived in Korea.

I visited for two weeks. You loved it. I got a good understanding of the culture. loved it. He was He was almost murdered by a fan. I mean, sorry, an actual A literal fan. A literal fan. That almost killed you.

Look, I'm not trying to bring it up. I'm just mentioning the fact that you were almost murdered. Well, no, I got into a severe argument. Were they housing you? And then you were, like, telling them. I never heard this. I stayed in a hotel. I never heard this since you got an argument of some kind of.

Fan death. What's fan death? Fan death. Oh, I was thinking it was like a type of anime. Sorry. The suspicion that running a fan at night in your room in Korea will possibly kill you. Yeah, it'll cut your head off. For two reasons, like, I think it's like, there's like two possible,

where either like it'll drop the temperature so quickly, you'll, like, freeze. Or it'll, like, suck the air. The actual one when it's summer outside, you'll freeze to death. I had a bad nightmare as a kid that my fan, the electrical socket would burst in the flames, and the fire would go up the cord, and then go into the fan, and then says it's blowing oxygen on me, it would shoot a pillar of fire, except rope on me. That says a whole lot about you

and a lot less about fans. It's so real. You want to know something real? Manufacturers actually put a switch on it to make it auto turn off. I've had a fan that actually like sparked in like fucking, I don't know.

I've had a fan that used to like oscillate and stuff in my room as a kid. And like I never really thought of that kind of stuff as a kid. But one day my fan kind of like exploded at the bottom. There was like, like just like yellow and lightning and shit the bottom and it just stops. Like, Pikachu at the bottom of his fucking fast.

Let me ask you something. Here's the lot. Wait, here's their logic real fast. They said a lot of, they said fan death kills a lot of elderly people because they have a fan running in the room when they die. I'm just like,

maybe they just died because they're old. Yes. Well, that's like, that's confirmation bias, right? It's not a view of the fan. That's like, wow,

look at these old people. If you put old people in a room and feed them raspberries, yeah. They fucking die. Raspberrys kill people. That's just. Korea is just like, it's a candidate.

It's like a bizarre America. The only two things I fucking hate about is it's humid as fuck, and they don't believe in air conditioning over there. They have some fans sometimes, but... You just get like your own little... It's really weird when you walk through a mall or an airport, and it's hot as fucking humid. Like, that would never fly in America.

No, God, no. People will complain to... No, somebody, yeah, somebody would walk... Right as a manager and go, excuse me, sir. Be like, I... Turn on the air conditioning, please. If I just hope you will pay for my name... I said this earlier, but this is a hot tip to lonely nerds.

This is the place for those. Yeah, hot tip to lonely nerds was like, yeah, that's the entire family. Well, that's us too, but go on. If you want a hot girlfriend, just go over to Korea. I like that advice. Yeah. Because they're all, they all want to, like... They're thirsty.

Every dude over there, speaking in English, some nerdy dude had like a hot Korean girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Did you try those, like, can of, like, cockroaches that they eat, like, fucking Doritos? Do you know I'm talking about? Uh, I saw a bunch of weird snacks. No, I didn't try them. I, I stuck, the weird, I stuck to.

kimchi and other like the standard. In China, they had like whole like spicy vats of crawfish and those A, yes delicious. B, they sold it with like Budweiser pictures. They got that in H-Mart. They got a bunch of weird shit. Yeah, but I fucking loved that shit

and those were so, they were. Yeah, crowsish is delicious. But they look like, they look like cockroaches. That sounds pretty awesome. If a cockroach was squabroach was, But they're kind of gross because they have like little like eyes still up. They absolutely look like cockroaches. The eyes are like in the snack. Yeah.

Yeah. You got to pull them off? Yes. And then you stick it in your mouth. Pull it off. You know it off. You can't even. You know what?

That looks yummy. They're like candy crab snack. Oh yeah. Those like break off in your mouth. They have learned it. They're just, are they little. No, those shells and everything. They're so like crystallized with sugar and fucking spices.

Yeah. You can fucking just eat. Yeah. You're supposed to. just eat those by mouthful. That's gross though. I don't want to eat like caramelized crabs. Yeah, you do. No, I don't. Just open your mouth. No, I don't. Shut the fuck up and open your mouth. No, I don't. And just

chomp them down. No, I don't. You will love it. Mick, what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Come. You know what? You know what? No, I'm not going to I'm not going to disagree. Don't say yes. I will say yes. Of all the foods, of all the foods I've ever eaten, I think Come. Any, no. I've never eaten any other animals come but my own, okay? You eat your own comb? I did once.

Even I'm afraid to do that. Look. Even Corey. I was, I've eaten my own boogers and at one point, the shit, look, I wafted farts in my face, sure. But look, you're telling me, wait, wait, I'm gonna crossroads here. I don't know whether I want to ask, go further. Are you telling me that you never booed somewhere when you were I have never And you were curious, you're not curious

At all I hate the fucking texture of cum It is disgusting look it came out of you and you weren't even curious No, I'm like ew and I'm like off immediately Well I will admit it's like but it came out of my dick and I looked at it and I was like I wonder what I don't know I don't knock people who come but I don't do that about my shit because I can smell it and it smells bad I hate I guess you're knocking half of humanity because... Okay, talking about... What I was?

Are you eating cum? No, I'm saying I wouldn't. You know, I'm not going around asking for cups of fucking semen, okay? Would you start it so innocently? I asked him what was the weirdest foodie ever. And I don't... Wait, wait, wait, wait, which one of you ate cum? I didn't, but look, me, my own.

Your own. Look, I'm just saying, there's no animal. There's no animal, there's no vegetable, there's no... like, food thing. What, no. A girl feeds you

I was alone in the dark staring at a pile of cum on my bed wondering what the fuck you're laughing up like a dog? I don't judge you

but you made this you know I stuck my finger in it and I smelled it and I stuck it on my tongue and I was like, ew, and then I was done. That's different.

Everybody's all. You guys are trying to make it sound like I fucking like just fucking I said, I said eat cum. That sounds like

a giant walk of just fucking like a fucking douse my body. That's like if you peed a little bit and you tip little tip yes. No that's not like that actually. Jeff's gonna say he's a reaction. It is. Who would do that? It's literally the same. I wouldn't do it to come but I'm saying Jeff are you saying he's not eating any come he's like licking like a fucking microscopic portion. No no no no. You're comparing a fucking bodily fluid. You're saying licking a dollop of cum. Look at dollop of piss. That's not the

Okay, hold on. Hold on it. Wait a minute, I'm curious. I rent my fucking case. No, no, no, no. You come on like a shirt and then you're done, but like you can't just... You can pee them. Now I would, but back then I was curious.

Jeff. Clinical trial time. You have three fingers. A drop of cum. I'd drop a piss and a drop a shit. Piss the other window. Which one? I don't take piss.

You have to pick two. I would take piss and come over shit. What would you two? What? Your fingers have three things on them. You've got a drop a piss, a drop a cum, and a little dribblet of shit. I would piss. Diary of pique. I would lick the pee. It's, I take piss and... What are you gonna do? Come and shit? You have two to choose. You have two to choose two. Yes. Yes. Come and peeve. I would totally choose come and pee over eating shit. What's wrong with you? So no, no, like shit.

Oh my god, the way you're saying it sounds like you've already got your mind all over shit. No, no, I would not poo. You are a shit man. I figured you need shit. What do you think we're fucking... Fuck off. Why don't? Why don't you think we're fucking... Why would I do that? Why would you ever fucking do? Why would you pay me is that? Come.

Feces, pee. Not only do you eat it without no expression. Oh my God. If I had to do all three with a gun to my head, I'd do it. You would look me in the eyes. You would do it just to spite everybody. With a gun to my head, I would not flinch. I'd do all three.

But I wouldn't choose. Mick, Mick, Mick, make, make, only one out of the three. Which one is it? A olive of comb. Pea. You'd want to pee. Pee. Someone has to pee in your mouth. No.

No, no, okay, that's different. All three of those were very different from their being... I changed the fucking variable. There was a pee droplet. There was a cum drop. I took away your dolly. I'm not getting a mouthful. You know what?

No, no, no, no. You know what? Fine. Going with that. If I had to get a mouthful, if I had to open my mouth and let people pee into my fucking mouth or shit into my mouth or come into my mouth. I would absolutely take piss over all of them.

All right. All right, rancid pussy discharge. A doplet of pee For a sprinkle of... I get a pee now Fuck all of you Alright I pass I will decide with Mick

Getting pissed in your mouth You whittling in and come to shitted in your mouth Okay Pussy Pussy discharge No No We're not adding that

It's the shitted Shut up Whatever Why pussy discharge A dollop of pee Come and feces You're gonna compare

Ranted Pussy Dischurch To a dollop of piss. You know, I think we need to add another variable. What are you gonna add, Jeff? What if we just, what if we change just like a huge cup of piss, a huge cup of cum versus like one drop of shit? That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

A swivel of poop. A swivel. A swivel of poop. A fucking, like, jane of poop. So you got a big jug of horse cum. A little picky of, of. Asparagus-driven piss. Asparagus.

Rancid pussy juices. or a dollop of shit. A dollop a shit. I hate this podcast. I hate this whole thing. I hate all you. I'll be brave. I'll say it first.

I will say it first. I got dragged into this after two years for this. I wouldn't eat the dollop of shit over drinking a mug of fucking piping hot come. Any day! Any day. It's not a mug. It's a fucking petri dish. What the fuck you said it was a piping hot?

What the fuck you said it was a piping? hot mong. I didn't say anything. I said it was a container of cum. Who said horse come? What you did? He said piping hot come. He was the co-friend. You said horse come. I didn't say piping hot. You added pussy discharge to it. That's my fucking condition. What's yours? Would you actually choose the pussy discharge over anything? No, I added it in. It's an option. I'm not stopping anything. Mick, I'm really upset right now. I'm not stopping anything. I'm not stopping anything. I'm not stopping anything. I was peeing listening to you and I was laughing about the dollops.

Yeah, I heard about the dollops and swiveles. All right, so this is what it was. I'm listening. I hate all you too for making this. All right, so the thing was, a thing of horse come, a container of pee, or a dollop of feces.

And I'll pick and choose the feces. The most rancid butt you've ever seen. What? No. So a homeless ass, poop. Yes. If you're going to eat a carn of pea and a fucking thing of come.

You're getting... You're getting... You're gonna be a shit! In the wooded a carton! No. Homeless anything... Yeah, a homeless anything is honestly the worst anything.

It's a dollar. I'm not trying to be a dick, but honestly, if you've ever gone to a Starbucks after like 1 a.m. I don't think drinking... The whole thing smells like somebody's nutsack.

You know what I'm saying, right? You guys are just inappropriate degenerate. Look, I'm being honest. I'm the one who's trying to make an interesting conversation about video games. Well, Jeff, you started it, so... Pussy discharged. thought you were gonna say...

No, you thought I was gonna eat shit. You know what? Now you're eating shit. Eat shit. What the fuck? Why don't we just argue about if sucking dick is gay? How about that? Because that's... That's old and nobody cares. We all know it's not gay.

Did we ever resolve that? It's not good. Real quick, real quick. I think we all like almost became not friends after that. It's like a game of Mario party. Listen, if you... Sucking dick isn't gay. Your own dick isn't gay. No. And the story.

Sorry, Zach. You can write another mountain. Wow, yeah, you're going back. You're going back in time. Yeah, how's that? Oh, we're all friends. Wow, you're like, you clearly. Listen, I was the one who brought up the funny scenarios, like mirror world and stuff.

I was just trying to diverge the conversations getting too serious. It's like a political discussion about fucking sucking dick. Yeah. Listen, I think we can all agree this year's E3 was pretty decent compared to others. Well, we haven't seen Nintendo yet. Well, it doesn't matter. So far, it does matter. better than last year's E3 already.

That's biased. Shigeria Mianura's going to go up on stage and eat up a dope of shit. What do you mean? That's what everybody says. That's a lie. He's going to go up on stage with a carton of calm thing of pee and he's going to look at the old old thing and he's going to be like. Pussy discharge.

Mick. What? Pussy discharge. I don't want to say something serious for a moment. Go. Heartfell. Please. I wish you never came back.

Fuck you. Oh