SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E5 - [Giggles with Jazza]

Episode Date: December 11, 2015

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There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Very deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys.

He's a bunch bullshit. You know, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sleepy Cast. I'm Jazza. Here with my pals. Zach, boy, what you're doing. I'm Niall. Corey. All right.

Okay, thanks for having you guys, so let's send the podcast now. That was it. It's been a good one. That's all we could do. What he's always in? Jazz, you might officially be the buffest. That's my water. Shut up, Corey.

I definitely need my water. Guys, Corey, the clearest here's water. It's very antsy. Jayzzie, you might be officially the buffest guest that we've ever had. How does that feel? I'm not sure how it counts on an audio form. Well, content. Just imagine this, guys.

Type it. by big piece. Imagine this guy's just a fucking... Yeah, what's the like non-hurst? Is that the adjective? Imagine the tech, imagine the tech for the day, get a beat up by Jazz Island.

That's what he looks like. Kind of the perfect area in math. I think I actually have like stretch marks on one side of my body. No joke. Corey, you literally take a shit if you look at your stretch marks so you're really sad

and put your shirt down so you can't see me anymore. Corey, you've got stretch marks on the shit. I lit my belly up and then I count how much time. Do you ever try to hide your dick with your belly when you're... peeing, just push it out. Push it out.

That says two things about you. It says something about your penis size or your stomach size. Both are that very good. It's like the sun. Your stomach is the stomach is the fucking the biggest of the foot. It puts it that easily. You can block the whole thing out by pushing your stomach up. No, you have to push it out and then kind of push your... Suck it in? Yeah. It's a process.

What? Do you have an in any? I have... I have more of like a green bean. You've got it. It's proven. It's a green bean. It's a green bean. It's a sleepy facts. It's going to... Are you means from the can? No, the ones are straight out on the ground With the roots still attached

It's frozen. Frozen. No, Colin, why would a Frozen gravy be grown in the fucking soil? Do you think farmers fucking dig holes? Like, pull out bags of frozen peas processed and put them in the truck?

That's a... Tell us about yourself. Actually, first, you want to plug anything Your Twitter website? Instagram. Sure. I have a YouTube channel where I teach art and animation.

So that's sort of... What's it called? It's called Draw with Jazza. You started the Let's Draw thing. Did you? You did. I don't know if you started it, but you're like one of the... You're like one of the...

I think... Yeah, I think... Like, let's play, then there's like, let's draw. Do you draw a horse? I... Jazzon, what do you think of... What do you think? This is that a press in his book,

if you can't draw a horse, get the F-down. You do you go an automobile? Uh, no. Do you go on a side of an automobile? Maybe. Do you don't a tractor trailer? No. Thanks question.

I'm still learning. After your trailer. I don't think I've ever drawn one actually. It hasn't come up. Why don't you see automobile like a freak? So I think you could say autism first. I didn't design the fucking word, dude. It's automobile accident.

There's the humor in that. You said it like a child, but a child would just say car. Automobile, car. Automobile. Because you're trying to sound smart for you. You have album. So Jazza! YouTube channel.

This is gonna be the whole fucking girls. Corey laughing. Tell us a little bit about your YouTube channel, what you do. That's pretty much it. It's like a mix of sort of education and sort of entertainment. I saw your intro.

You say, I do art and a little bit of different things. You say all. And you're wearing an apron. You're cooking. That was April Fool. That was cooked with jazz. You got all of us. You got all of us.

You really fucked with a lot of people. That was actually his old in his own episode. It was the first video, Chris. It was really? There was all the first thing you saw. No, the first video I saw was, uh, had to draw arms. Oh, close, I'm not gonna do it. Did you see his rental while child port should be legal?

That was a really weird video. It went down immediately. That was really popular. He's screaming. He's like 2 p.m., he's pacing back and forth. He's like, punching the wall. He's like, one of those YouTube videos you regret a bit late. Yeah, yeah.

Look at Chalkport Be Legal. It went down. I don't know what the fuck happened, dude. It's a weird of the tutorial. You still see it. You wouldn't take it down. It's not like that.

So, how long have even, like, doing stuff for? Stuff. It'll even be doing stuff for. Well, what,

because you're one of us Newgrounds folks. I knew you sensed. One of us Newgrounds bozos. Yeah, yeah. You're actually one of the kind of the first guys. I remember watching your stuff

back when, like, that first wave of guys who were, who, who were good and, I think there was a couple waves of new ground stuff where like the first wave

was like 1999 in early 2000, where it was like stick figures, shitty, shape cartoons. And then there was like the... shitty garbled.

Then it was like... You know, shitty garbled. Adam Phillips, like you, like, Harry, you guys started all coming. I wouldn't... No, I'm really... No, I'm really... The guys making stuff

that, like, it looked like, oh, this is a... It's a story and structure. Yeah, no, it's, yeah, it's the production quality. You know, it's... I still appreciate it, but I wouldn't put me in that category. You were, I'm gonna put you there.

Do you guys remember a stick suicide? The website? Yes, yes. Of course. So, that's where I started playing around. So, all of us started with stick figures.

is weird. Yeah, it's like a really good intro because it's like you get interested in motion. Like in return to Greenville or whatever. I feel like I learned about the principles of animation without knowing their names through doing stick figure and like you see like the smears and you see like... Right, you know what arm

is closely drawn to the other arm looks, it smooths down, it slows down so you know that looks good. I still use like stick figures a lot to help you play out actions. Like you read the skeleton for a... Yeah, I do that too. Do you ever feel like stick figures helped you learn like to do good poses? Because They're essentially silhouettes of like a figure out. It's how I just heard of drawing like Mario and Sonic.

I drew like Stickman with like, you know, that line above the head for a hat and then a squiggly line underneath the stick circle head? Or you should be on the clock. That was Mario. And Sonic had three spikes. But I think it is a good topic because I think we also do it to some degree. I started, I hate to admit, but I did shape cartoons at some point. I used to experiment around.

And even that helped me. If you do the ball trick, you know, that old classic like picture. of the ball with the different frames kind of stretching, right? Yeah, yeah. You know, I tell people who just don't get out it because they ask me, like, what do I do? A lot of people will try to fucking draw like a fully, like a full, they'll do that. You're just going to get confused. If you figure out the principles, it makes it a lot easier just with basic, like, stick figures

or balls or squares, makes it a lot easier because they apply to everything. I also like to break it down with certain points where you put a body together, like how you do a doll. So you make the head go with the body, and then you slowly start to put the arms on, the legs on. That's pretty much how, if I'm animating a really complicated thing with lots of frames in front of it. And I think people don't think people realize that that's actually something I need to learn.

One thing I see a lot of people do when they first start out is if they have somebody's whole body moving, the whole body starts and stops moving at the exact same time. In other words, the hands, the hair, the eyes, everything moves, starts and stops. That really is what gives animation life is when the R moves in a different rate than the legs, it's into the hands and the hair. Another thing that's really weird, I don't know if this is just me,

but I find that drawing with black doesn't, I don't get as much satisfying lines as drawing with something like a gray or like a color. For a storyboard you mean? For, yeah, for like... Whenever I use storyboard, I always do light colors, so I'll do like really light yellow or like green. So that way up I do, if I in between,

I can see those two colors and make the in-between picture, I'll make that black and then go between those two. I was feeling black. Okay, green is the next friend yellow as the earlier frame. Black always gets too messy for me. But I have to say, as far as the animation goes, you're like a savant. do things that I know it doesn't make sense like a math problem it's like watching the

fucking a beautiful mind guy drawing the fucking on the window like the math equations you're gonna put your own techniques and shit jazz like you got any super special techniques for secrets any patented jazz techniques that you like when you start off with your kid you don't know it tells you no gives you a manual so you're like oh I guess I'll just do this and people like that's how you fucking do it never heard of the animator survival kit you dumb idiot yeah and Rick Williams what Max Mitch Williams nice brain tubery is he has he has he had one Now he goes, I put a hex on your nail.

Wait. Oh, wait, sorry, we were asking jazz. I don't really have any special techniques. I sort of have little cheats. Which is good because, in the sense that, like, because I do tutorials, I can essentially teach people how to do it easy, which is what's more popular to learn.

Yeah, yeah. But, like, I really feel like, looking up to people like Harry Padre's and now and Philips, you guys, it's another level, and I'm definitely trying to do that stuff, but in general, like, I use, like, this thing called Keyframe Caddy, which is, like, this summer of that. Yeah, like, you have all these stuff. thumbnails for the clip they have all the frames

in that clip and so especially if like games when you do like sprites and stuff having different like arms and legs and stuff then you can really animate loads of different animations yeah I used to have for lip sync for a while and I just get up and started doing the old-fashioned way it's definitely interesting I mean I know Chris and I for example Chris you specialize in like straight ahead

in secondary animation I just trace like Pokemon Trace Family Guy Trace Dilbert Guys by the way Helmenders is a fucking Dilbert re-collar episode one where he's in the shower

and he's like, oh, you shower your own filth? He's a real fucking thing, dude. Did you look at the laws of Sodomene in Australia? I've never heard about this. Corby was telling me about the laws of Sodomene Australia, and apparently is a thing. It's true. I've never heard about it.

You can't have anal sex until you're 23, and you can't have tits ever. Oh, yeah, you can't look at cornwall. They cut your tits off in Australia. Yeah, no, actually, it's true. They're like, you have to cut your teeth. Yeah, I heard about that too. It's like a boy, what do you call the thing

where you cut off the dick with a kid? Cicrations? Castration. That's balls. Is it? In Australia, if you have tits bigger than B cups, they line you up and cut the tits off, and sit down the whole of Tony Abbott.

No, it's castration. Tony has not around him when they kicked him out. Yeah, he was a nut-out. The new guy, though, right? The new guy. The new guy. He's, I didn't know. My point is, I keep hearing that he's like the same thing

in Tony Abbott pretty much. No, he's... He's more likable, which is annoying. Well, that's not hard to... Yeah. It's true. Tony Abbott did Pokemon? He's the worst Pokemon whatever.

Yeah, everyone hated to me Abed. The one I always heard was that he was the George Bush. Yeah, but... I mean, the thing is, the George Bush thing kind of pulled the whole world into it, you know what I mean? Like... He kind of did, yeah. Whereas Tony Abbott was just like our own little brand of fucking...

He's the equivalent of, like, how the fuck did this guy get into... Yeah. Have his hand on the nuclear button? Obviously, you don't have included, but you don't have to be the same kind of... This guy's... He did his... This thing, everyone in the commonwealth thought he was a wanker because there's this thing

that the Prime Minister can do, they can bestow the honour of the something, I forget the name of it, on someone. And usually you know, you do it on people who like have succeeded in their businesses or whatever. But he bestowed it on the, like, the husband of the queen. And they're like, what are you doing?

You can't, like, bestow the honour of the... He needs the extra, you know, he needs the motivation there. Yeah. Back to Edel laws, Corrid. Yeah. Well, no, I'm saying. Studio audience, fucking look it up, okay? It's real.

The fucking sonomy lies in Australia are bullshit. Laws. Look to her audience like they were a dog, you fucking asshole. Hey. That's bad. Don't get in the trash. No, I'm fucking serious. No, I'm fucking serious.

Look at it out of the laws, right now. Look at sodomy and look up fucking tick laws, okay? There are rules at fucking topsy Turbietown, no offense. Listen, what about kangaroos? Yeah, what are you? What about kongeroos? What about kowat do you? What do you think of people who like, oh, I don't want to go to Australia because everything wants to kill me there?

I mean, on the one hand, yes, we have like the most dangerous everything. Yeah, I was supposed to say that now. We have the deadliest versions of every animal. They have like deadly spiders, deadly frogs. Yeah, they're like a deadly word in the country. So we came across like at least one snake every year. You ever see a bad frog? They're pretty deadly.

But my dad had just got out with a shudder and chop it off. Oh, yeah. My brother cut it at the snake's head off with a samurai sword. They grew back. No, they don't grow back They die The time my grandpa saw a snake And the snake tried to get away

But he ran over with a lawnmower really fast Really? Yeah, that's real That's what it's scary Australia has the biggest earthworms in the world I'm cool Is that true We've got like 28 feet long earthworms Those are Australia in Cox

Burroughs through the earth And knock cities over Those are palest Australian guys Oh but dude they've got huge earthworms They're like six feet long Six feet? No they're not This is like your dinosaur store You fucking are there's no six feet worms

It's not I'm looking up right now, motherfucker. Oh, he's looking that up. Have you ever seen a big, gray, white shark? No. Do you have sharks, though? Do you? Right in the big, fucking rock. Is there a poachery problem with sharks?

No. Why is it like, shocked? I'm serious. I remember seeing this online. Yeah, there was a fucking trustworthy place. Next to these 60 words, you liar! I don't think they're protected or anything. I think there's like one or maybe two great. Are you okay?

This is vile. Australia to me is like this big interesting place. Because on the other hand, I don't want to look up the biggest world of the world. You found it, you little fucking liar. I also found it. No, I don't want to look at it. Just tell me how big it. It's something for the right.

Look at that shit. Tell me if you're right. I don't want to see it. What is that from? Guys, this is a podcast. How big is it, though? It's like six feet. What the fuck?

You say it's a podcast, but you realize, like, most times you guys are talking about something visual, and I'm listening to the podcast, probably Google it, yeah, but yeah, sorry, type typing fucking fat word.com Look at that. No, don't, don't, seriously don't. Oh, I don't look at.

Ew, dude, that's fucking huge. I forgot about your... It's prehistoric! You see those little worms where you put them in your hand, but then they're, like, jaw pops out of their head, and they got four little teeth on it? What? No?

Did you ever get... Pets... Did you ever get... Oh, blood worms? Blood worms. Do you have... Not like, resin needles shit. Did you ever capture, like, bugs and shit

when you were little and try to, like, keep them alive? I put them in jars and grass. I did that was a kid. I put a cicada. You got a cicada? You got a... Yes, I put a grasshopper in it. I put a cicada in the fucking freezer in time for a day. And I pulled it out and it was dead, but then it came alive again.

Yeah. I felt like God. That's true. No, that's true. You know, you can put a little fly in the freezer, and then you open in the flies like that. But then you put a rope on it, but it'll be a little on freeze. You got a little string. It's true.

That's a little string. You're like a pet. Yeah, a pet fly. Take it for a walk. It's true. That's true. That's true. I never heard such a fucking...

So, hang on, in theory, if you got, like, a hundred flies and froze them in tiny, tiny strews down. Yeah, you could have, like, this. You could go off. You could fucking fly. You could be, like, in, oh. Yeah, the open. It's like, a fucking crazy.

Crazy old man comes in the door with flies flying around. He's like, I ain't going nowhere. I'm out of you. Someone should do an up movie where you place the balloons with a million flies. Yeah, it's something out of fucking silent hell, dude. The old people with the fly army. The flies would fucking die in the air. For like a day, the house would explode downwards.

Yeah, flies would last like an day, don't they? You can go down the block. The flies would fucking... I think that's a bit. I think they last like two weeks. They're a few weeks, yeah. The fruit flies last a day. It's still really, like, short for an animal flying.

Fruit flies are fucking useless. Pick a bite, you. They're made of fruit. Chris, did you know that when you see loads of gnats, like on the street of flying over you? They're all, like, coming on each other. I only found that all recently. You know, gnats just when they're, like,

flying around in place, like, right in top of you? They're all just. spray and come everywhere. Why are they coming on each other? Because they're all mating. Yeah, they're all mating like... That's how I made. It's like flowers. They don't come. They don't want? Pollard is like coming. Kind of yeah for plants. Yeah. Corey. Would you ever dress up with a B-upit and come over grow on a little flower dress? Yes. But you ever see that plant that like puts a tent inside another plant and then spits like wet stuff inside of it and then it like splits apart and then the plant spits out pollen?

You wanna fucking see that giggle night? Huh? What? worm at half, it'll grow into two worms. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's a common misconception. No, it's true. It depends where you cut them. If you cut them down the middle, no. If you cut them at a certain segment, they regrow their heads. Yeah, but they won't regrow into two worms. They will regrow that one of the, one of the, one of the, one side will one will become like crusty and die faster. If the healthy word that was properly cut, will live on. The slightest. I will, I am correct here, guys.

Actually, I'll, kind of fucking worm. right now and we'll see what happens we'll do a little experiment over else you guys have rip it out Zach you ever have one of those panic moments where you pick up a worm by the end and then started like wrapping its head up to try and like touch you with that's scary because you pick them up and that's the first thing they try to do is trying to crawl in your hand try to fight the hole in your finger what's the what's the objecting of what are you gonna get out of it besides grabbing it you weren't when you were a little kid you weren't in the garden picking worms in the ground

holding them and then there was a kid I was I've done that since I was like fucking fishing and taking worms and put them on the hooks Did you ever see a wimpy kid's diary? Because they're like, like, go like... They're fucking panic. It's like... Crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Did you ever see a wimpy kid's diary? Diary of a wimpy kid? Did you see a diarrhea of a wimpy kid? Dairy? A wimpy kid? It's a real P-O-B, like underfoot. Like, moating is shitty.

That's all I was talking about, dude. That's a super funny. The first one, yeah. What about it? He eats worms? Yeah, there's a part where he eats worms. Is it real? Does he really eat a worm?

No, I don't think so. Steve, he ate a goldfish one time, so you never, No. They had live goldfish. They puked a bad guy. I got rid of a rainier. You're a guest.

Tell us stuff about Australia and art. And their combination or just individual? You had it into a kangaroo, I'll pull out a bunch of worms. Yeah. I'll tell us. I'll tell us. I don't know who of you are told.

I know I'll tell some people, but there's this family history moment where we went camping and we hit a kangaroo on the way that a campsite. And kangaroos aren't like wallabies, but not like little things. They're like six foot tall. Fuck yeah. Would the equivalent to be like hitting a deer here?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so it fucks your cut up. Yeah, but we have like a Land Rover with like a bull bar so you fucked the

dude, it's like kangaroo up. Yeah, it's like hitting a deer that's like so we hit a kangaroo

and we were like, okay, we got out, scrape it off the road and then keep drawing and then we hit another one and we were like,

we're okay so we checked it on the trailer and kept drawing and then we hit another one this is all in the one drive we were like you know,

more than merrier so we checked on that The Sipsons gang in real life You fucking hit through kangaroos? Yeah, in the space of like 40 minutes And two of them we took with us To the campsite? Do you eat one of them?

Yeah. They have little babies I remember like cutting it And like, I mean What's the equivalent of those? Oh, the meat you mean? Yeah. Oh, it's quite tough.

There's like no fat. It's just like beef with no fat. Like it's really tough And it's a bit gaming So like it's a little bit. It'd be like a recipe of like rabies or parasites or something. You'll eat it raw.

I went and washed it in the river. Like, You have a river. I kind of out, I mean, I know, like, swissed in the water, like, pull off the hair. You can get, like, parasites from, like, raccoons? Yeah, I didn't think about that sort of thing. I'm always afraid, like, when you go to, like, bodies of water,

because I don't know if there's any leeches or weird things that swim to your people. Leaches, I'm not a fricking. Yeah, I'm not a fan of how. Yeah. I, I heard a story about weird parasite that swum into somebody's people? They gotta, like, cut it out, kind of? No, there's... I'm not even afraid of the water, dude.

I'm not even afraid of the water, I don't. Have you ever had leeches? No. I would fucking scream if I did. I've never been bitten by a leech, but I've been so, like, it's probably the thing I've freaked out about most. Because when you go camping,

you're like rivers and all this stuff, so they're everywhere, and I don't even know how I haven't been bitten one. I probably have. I would probably have a heart attack. Yeah, I was, no, dude, one time I was, uh,

my uncle was like, he has a bunch of land, and he had a bunch of hay bale stacked up for like a year. And my dad was like, he whipped one up and I was like, yeah, I should,

I lift one up and I lift one up. And I lift, the second bail below the top of those lifting up, had maggots the size of like my fucking thumb. They were huge. And then I realized how close my fingers were touching them. And I let out like it was like a demonic shriek. I just started screaming like rubbing my pants off.

They were fucking fat, gross maggots. And there was a whole pile of them. They were like eating the hay. It was all like brown, gross. It was fucking terrifying. I almost had like a hundred attack. It was awful. Yeah, I was going for a walk with my ex-girlfriend

and I was pretending to be, uh, I didn't want to walk any further. So I lay down on the road. And she was like, come on. And I was like, I'm not moving. And then she walked from. for like 20 minutes. When I got up, I was covered in ticks. I hate ticks.

Wait, hold on, you laid it on the ground for 20 minutes to stay at the sky for a joke? Yeah, well, like, it wasn't... No one goes on that road really. Gotcha. You got, like, how do you get ticks off? Do they... You got a murder ball. I used to pull their heads...

I used to pull them off, and their heads got stuff. You know, I used to do that. And he injected that thing to a tick, and then the tick. Oh, the peroxite? You're supposed to take, like, the paper clip and then poke the tick, and then we get them off. If we were talking about leeches, because you guys were talking about ticks and stuff, I actually did have leeches on me before.

And I was little. And I remember my dad picking me up and throwing me into a river. The context sounds crazy, but he was like, I was a little kid. I was like, I was like, I don't want to go. I don't want to swim. I'm scared. And he's like, don't be scared. And he picked me up and threw me into the river.

You were recording. He was a carfying. Yeah. That's terrifying. I came out because I was like wild fucking walling. And I'm sure all the parasites were swimming on me because that was making a commotion. We saw a juicy cold. That's like a lot of your shit.

But then I came out and I had one on my leg. And I'm like, I was screaming, and then he took it off. And then he turned me around. He's like, don't move. And apparently I had like nine leeches on my back. Oh my God. That makes me fucking... Because I fell on the ground and then they, like, you know.

It was just like, I was sitting there and you, it's weird because like it doesn't hurt because it like numbs it. You know, because they like use leeches. Like, it wasn't that like an old practice that you? Yeah, they still do that. Yeah, because it doesn't hurt. They eat that skin. They do. I don't know.

Oh, like places that are probably not authentic. No, no, they do. They use maggots. Put him on your eyeball, right? If you have gangrene, that means, like, some of your body tissue is dying. They put, like, maggots or leach on his eyeball. But we're saying, like, medical practice. Yeah, and I'm wondering where they still do that.

No, they still do that. Yeah, they're saying if I, if I go to, like, where the top hospitals in the U.S., they're going to put a leach on me if I... Well, it depends on what you have. No, I'm saying, I'm not, look, I don't know. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not... I'm skeptical that leech is the best we can do this. You think that, but, yeah, they do you use that. You go to a snake bite, you put a leech on his...

Exactly. If you had a leech handy, most people don't carry leeches on them. You do, yeah. I do. He's got a poke in his pocket on the old, when I'm walking around and rattlesnakes bite me, I'm like, whatever, dude, I got a leech right here. Whatever, I got a little. Puller him.

You guys, piss off snakes. You guys see the rattlesnake bite on the internet. I don't want to see this. It was a guy who got bit in his index finger, and then his, like, skin started rotting off. But then his, like, his bones started sticking out. And then he figured that his bone had died, so this body started just pushing out his middle index finger bone. And then his skin healed and he's got a really short index finger. Why didn't he let his finger rot off before doing it?

I don't know. It's really weird. I don't know why he did it, but... America. There's that one video. You're like vlogging the process of it. He was an in the true. It was a guy who worked like a snake place and he just didn't care. So it was just fascinating. Yeah.

There's one video of a guy or some, a woman maybe, I saw a couple years ago who like lost their foot to something, but they kept it in a fucking freezer. Have you seen the video? No? They like pull out their fucking frozen foot with the... Like it was, it was not cut off, like, peaceful. It was like a Halloween.

It looks like a Halloween decoration. It looks like a joke, but it's a fucking foot with a bowed and muscle and stuff. It's pewter. It's like, lost the foot and then like scooped it at the inside and then like taxidermine it and then wore it like a shoe over their prosthetic leg. Yeah. That's a good idea. Oh, yeah. That's a very common.

Thanks, Chris. It happens every day in the U.S. It's a huge problem. It's a huge epidemic. People scooping out their foot, you fucking maniac. What are you talking about? I know this sounds crazy, but I saw a video of a little kid riding his taxidermine dog. What do you write it? How can you write that?

It was like a little kid who was writing it and the mom was like, be careful don't crush him. And it fucking breaks it. Fucking breaks its paw up and then falls over. He's like, uh-oh. You're a liar. It's over. It's over the guy. It was on my account that I favorite it.

It was the same fucking account that had the deaf guy kissing his dead grandma. I swear it was real. It was real. Did we show you that video? Did I ever show you that video? Of the fucking... This fuck, this is extra spooky for the season. This fucking, like, 50-year-old death man is like...

He's like... He was, like, doing sign language. You're like, moaning, breathing really heavily. And he was, like, subtitles at the bottom. He's, like, the cemetery, like, closed down, and they gave me my relatives in these caskets. And most people, when they get a fucking casket, I'm like...

So, I guess this guy, like, got his grandfather and his great-grandmother, and she, like, died, like, 1945. Most people would fucking re-burry it or relocate. Instead, this man put it in his back on, and the sound to fucking open it. On video. Yeah, on video, he's opening it, he's like... This is real.

He's like, this is my grandmother. You must respect her. She's so beautiful. And he opens it up, and she looks like Medusa. Her hair is like fucking spread back, and her face is green. She actually looks like that one green girl from Night of the Living Dead. Yes. Like, a version of that. With that amount of time.

With the white hair. Like, how decompose it? Not that much. Because that... She's been dead for 70 years, and she's pretty well. The creakest... I think the embalming process makes... No, that is what it is.

So that's not the worst point. So then he's like, okay, let's take a look at her. And he opens it up and shows like a P-O-B footage of her face. And then it cuts... It cuts to, like, a still camera on a tripod. And it cuts... And it cuts, it just a casket. And he hears it.

He leads in, starts kissing on the lips. The fucking dead woman for 70 years. He's like, moody. He's, like, getting woked up and, like, breathing heavily. But he's fucking deaf so he can't hear himself orgasming me. He's really... She's like... He smells her and he fucking backs the leg.

knows her his sister's probably just fucking cock and cuts off she's like a movie prop she's she's she's too perfectly zombie-like and green yeah I know it was fake I thought it was fake and then he used in the comment section people were like this is fucking gross this is insulting you just she's like the turn of the living dead the girl that's what he was saying yeah it's what he said night of living dead but she gets pulled out to the door oh yeah yeah yeah yeah she doesn't have fucking pink hair she's white yeah that's like he was commenting the people who were like this is disgusting he's kissing a fucking Yeah, but he was like, there's nothing wrong with this.

We've done this for years. This family tradition, how dare you insult me? I'm sorry. The craziest thing is that this fucking maniacs person with a 17-year-old dead relative is the fucking look at it. I mean, maybe the curiosity would get to you. He probably kind of, my friend's grandma died. He used to always, like, fuck with her because she had bad Alzheimer's. And we were only kids, I guess, at the time.

Like, he used to, like, rewind the TV. Like, someone would be coming down the stairs on the talk show, and you'd rewind it so he'd be coming back up the stairs, and she'd be like, what? She's like, ooh. But anyway, then she died, and they had her. awake in their living room and he's like, no, I look at this. And then you like pulled open her

eyeballs and I've never been as terrified in my life. What did you see? Like I could still see her eye like it wasn't just the whites. It was like, it looked like she was looking at me. What? Yeah. That's stuff that like sticks with you for average. Yeah. Yeah, no, that, that really did stick with me. That's why you're so fucking fucked up. Wait, Jazzy.

Weren't you a Mormon? I was a Mormon. I was a Mormon. Speaking of religious. You're a Mormon? I was born and raised a Mormon. What's it like? It was um, it depends on your perspective. I a... Are you a real? Are you a gullible? Yes. I was legitimately in the Mormon religion. So what are you just used it as a tag?

Yeah, look, I think some people sort of like with most religions are raised in it and just go along with it because it's a social thing and it's easy. But like, I don't know, like, I was pretty sincere about it. And so like... Did you, do you hear of a passage or whatever it is? Were you to like... Or a missionary thing?

Yeah, I was a missionary. To where you did that? Yeah, for 10 months. It's meant to be for two years, but after 10 months I had like really bad me and I needed surgeries and after three surgeries. Where did you go? Did you stay at Australia? Yeah, in Perth. It's pretty random. Like, I have a brother-in-law who went to Japan. I have a brother. My brother's went to New Zealand, to Sydney, and to Perth.

Do you ever actually convert people when you're going to their heart? Well, funny is, these days not really. Yeah. And when you do, it's usually because either, A, they're like a broken sort of person, and they need some of the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or B, they are... You make a connection with them. And because you become close, they sort of open up to you and then they sort of take on what you're giving them because they respect you. So, I'm gonna manipulation in a way.

I baptized three people. Two of them, it was a mother and son. And the reason that happened was because I became really good mates with this kid. He was like 15 at the time. And it was because of Newgrounds. Because we started talking and hanging out. And he was like, what did you do before we mission? I was like, you know, animating for Newgrounds.

I was like, you got new grounds? I was like, yeah, you like new grounds? So we were like buddies. So we'd go hang out on Newgrounds. Yeah, that's where we. This is a dude that used to quote Leo and Satanage too. Oh my God. So, um, yeah, so I baptised them basically because they became good friends with them.

And then the other one was, um, a guy who came over from China and had like no friends or family really. He's what he's probably a community, right? Just have to be a community, right? Yeah, pretty much. Which is, again, like, sometimes... Yeah, sometimes people... Do you know, like, baseball team or something? Huh?

The trainees going to baseball team? Or something. What? Not a religion. If you want to, if you want to make friends. Oh, yeah. Well, so that's the thing when I, When I left the church, you realize how much of your life is totally connected.

Yeah. So I left and I was like, oh my goodness, I've no way to meet people. I haven't got any social circles. All my friends that I thought were good friends and I'd see them when I left. Nope. Never saw them again. So what was the cracking points for you or points when you were morbid and you were like, that's kind of peculiar.

That kind of conflicts with my faith? Yes. There's this thing called cognitive dissonance. Where when you come across something and it's not fitting, you have three, options. You can either reject what you were presented with, which is different and the conflicts. You reject what you have in favour of the new information or you somehow adapt them and make them fit together, right? So everyone who's religious comes across them, you know, especially with the internet. But most of my life

would just push it away. But in a year and a half before I left, I started to like notice stuff and feel like weird about stuff or decide that like I felt like my feelings or natural inclinations were different to what I was taught to believe. Yeah. Yeah, so it just started to nag at me, and I kept sort of gently pushing it away, but it was always there. And then, like, my response to all that was to become more Mormon.

So in fear of like... Yeah, more Mormon. Mormon. Mormon. Yeah. So, like, because I got, like, a bit depressed and stuff, my response was to be super religious. And obviously, if you do all the right things and you believe in the right religion,

life will get better, right? and after like half a year of doing that I got more religious and more unhappy and then literally one morning I was a Wednesday morning I was like I'm unhappy maybe I should think about this differently and I just decided I would like think about it with an open mind

just think about whatever came to mind see where I went in one hour I went from being a lifetime 22 years of Mormon total sincerity to oh my goodness I'm not religious like it took one hour was it was only like

Once you open your eyes out of here. I remember me a Christian. You were raised a Christian? I was raised. Me too. My dad's side was Catholic, the mom's side was Protestant. So both sides were super, super religious. And they still are, which is fine, but some people my family were, the extreme side of, you know, the...

Kind of extremists. The Earth is 6,000 years old kind of people. Not all my family, but some people like that. So that was a big thing. And I remember when I was probably 13, 14, 15, around my teenage years, I used to see people on Newgrounds on YouTube make videos about why my religion was wrong and I would get upset I get angry but I feel this kind of of primal fear to be like oh what if I'm wrong

and so when I was like you know what I'll do I'll be the best debater ever I'll learn their side first and then prove them wrong and the more I started to uncover the more I was like oh that's me too and the more I realized it just didn't make any sense but and I feel like people who convert get a little bit of fear at first like I had a cousin who I used to

talk to me a lot and he's teeter between being a hardcore atheist and a hardcore Christian and when you're first I think the biggest it prevents people from going all the way or exploring that is like a fear like what if I am wrong, then life is for nothing because you're taught that there's this big afterlife and then the thought of like it might not be there. That thought alone pushes a lot of people back out of fear only to be in a religion. And I feel like at some point I'm a lot happier now with the idea that life is, this is it. It makes it more important, I think.

Yeah, I totally agree. And it's funny because when I left, I totally know what you're talking about because I went from a belief of structure and clarity. It was like, okay, so this life is for this reason. This It's a way before. This happens after. There are these kingdoms and you go here if this happens. It's very structured and you described it and you know what to expect. Then all of a sudden I had nothing and I had to figure out what I thought or felt knowing that I had no idea. I think it's free.

I think free. At first it was terrifying. Yeah. But then like in time like when you sort of climatized to it, you do sort of realize that it actually makes here and now that much more substantial. Right. Important. Yeah. Yeah.

Because you're not living for. something else. Yeah. No, it's, yeah, no, there's no waiting room you're gonna. This is the waiting room of the big, of the big, you know, dentist office in the sky. This is it. This is, like, the waiting room is the, is the dentist office. So it's, it's the life you get.

If you fuck up, you live with it. If you do well, you live with it. And that's, you know, not to get too of this kind of stuff, but I do think it's interesting because, you know, we don't, I think it's the first person we've had, like, Mormon on the podcast, which is interesting. Because all religion is a little bit different, but they all kind of similar in the way than people are taught and raised in the ideologies and stuff. Did your family?

Did they go crazy or were they... They didn't go crazy. I had the benefit of my dad leaving first. Oh! So I come from a family of quite a few siblings and my parents and only my dad and I have left. My dad left first

and it was a bit more extreme. So it sort of softened the blow a bit. Yeah. But at the same time it also made it a bit scarier for them, I think, because... They were very good. It was going to kind of... Yeah, I didn't know what I would end up doing. But I'm a pretty emotionally aware, guys. So when I was making this decision, I thought, okay, so I've got to do this

right. So I spoke to everyone my family, but I also, like, made it very clear and made a huge effort to spend time with my family and just, like, still show that, like, if I'm not religious, it doesn't mean I don't think that love is important. And that's what I was going to say. I think that's a big thing. People think... Yeah, they're like, so where do your morals

come from? Right, yeah, what are your morals if you don't believe in the actual life? But it's like, well, you know, it comes from the fact that this is the only thing. It's like, why spend your life being miserable and shitty? It's like, guy. You might as well be nice and carry a big a positive impact. Yeah. So wait, so do Mormons have that thing in place like Jehovah's Witnesses where once a family member leaves the church, you're not really allowed to communicate with them anymore? Not really. There's no sort of like outcast system like Scientologists or Jacobs as we call them.

But there is just the sort of social isolation that comes with leading up. Because to give you an idea, when I was 16, every school day, I was at seminary in the morning at like 7.30 in the morning, which is like for an hour and a half you like study like other teenagers. So it's every school day. then on Tuesday nights it was youth night then on Saturday there would have activities and then on Sunday there was always a church day and then usually stuff

in the evening as well so every day of the week was something yeah so if you leave you're not involved in that and they are so while you're not an outcast yeah

you kind of feel like one a little bit tend to just not see him anymore yeah yeah and I have to ask are there still times people have a morpins that they're all really nice would you mean

because I don't know I don't know I don't know morans that well I think so put it this way When I saw the Mormon episode of South Park I was gonna ask you about that actually And when I saw the Book of Mormon musical

Both times I was like They nailed it They nailed it? Did you see that episode where you were still religious? I saw the Mormon one, yeah And I was a little bit like Because I found South Park funny But it was a little tender

So I just, I didn't read into it too much Yeah, I asked you a question Yeah Are you a confident person? Are you confident? Are you confident? Are you willing to do things? Sometimes. Sometimes?

Okay. Were you singing while I was working? Is that you singing? Yeah. You have a beautiful singing. Oh, the confrontation. We watched that. Can I go on this for just a second?

Can I blow you for just a second? Chris showed me lame me. It was kind of by accident. We saw the movie first. We stole the part of we had no idea what the musical was at all. So we saw the film first. And then we saw the feedback. We're like, why don't want to hate this movie?

I don't get it. It's a great film. The soundtrack is great. Then we heard the musical and we're like, oh, okay. Have you not seen or heard like the lame musical before the movie? No, no. No, no. Oh my God.

Like two years ago, Chris, Chris found that Netflix, and he's a kid, I got this cool intro of this movie I saw, and I was like, oh, and we loved it, we saw the whole thing. I'm glad I watched the movie first, because it made me even appreciate the musical way. I always advised me to do that. But anyways, I found, I was, so I was looking through YouTube videos of the 10th anniversary and all these other versions,

and your video popped up with this, I didn't feel it was you. It was just there. I clicked it, and I was like, holy fuck. That was a great thing. I would watch it every once in a while. He's acting as well. I appreciate it. You Javier.

You love. Your face is like, you. Yeah, you got the scowl down. People who are basically going to be... I was like... I was animating and I heard you and I was like... Excuse me? What the fuck?

I thought you were playing the game at the time. I was going to say, you want to talk about theater a little bit? Because you're a theater boy. I'm a... Peter Beast. Are you actually? You're in a theater? Yeah, that's where I met my wife was...

Really? The amateur theater. So, I first saw her. She was playing Fontaine in Les Miz, but I was working backstage, so I was carrying off her death bit. Really? But I did Guys and Dolls was my first ever show.

I was like 22 and I got the lead which freaked me out because I'd never done any theatre stuff. But I thought I'd like it because I like singing and I'm a bit goofy. Yeah, and then I did Carmen the musical. She was Carmen and I was Don Jose and then the next year we did Joseph and I was Joseph and she was a narrator. But it's a cool hobby. Is it ever an on stage kiss before you guys? Yeah, it was Carmen. Whoa, cool.

I also, it was on stage murder. Like I killed her as well. That's what you see. Did you get a bonner? That's what biggest fear. I feel like, do you see her to get a boner? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's really, like, it's hot to explain. It's really, like, mechanical. You just do the tuck. Did you just do the tuck? Well, it's like, the tuck. The tuck. No, they never had to say. It's really mechanical.

Did you like, your dick? Like, you see the YouTube video of the guy who's like, I skatey and hold the girl, and he just has this, like, big old bonner. It's, like, fucking, he's completely confident. You have to be confident. If you just sit there, if you have a fucking erection,

and you know what, people aren't paying attention to that? paying attention to the like the form is that time when I was in the college and we were doing like drawing and there was an old man who used to come in like getting me was not wrong yeah he had got a big boner right and I was like the only guy who's like and everyone was like you're fucking idiot and I was like okay boners are funny no I was like fair enough I'm not being no no no but listen I was like I am being kind of immature okay and then like he was doing all these extravagant like poses

and I was like and I was like you're such a fucking asshole I was like okay I'm sorry and he got down on his back like crap and put his dick up in the air. And I was just like, we have to terrify it as a, like, a, um, blossoming teenage kid of getting an erection in the most

inappropriate or random places. Yeah, yeah. Because, like, when you're going through puberty, you have no control. I didn't know about the waistband until I was like 17, so what I used to do, they used to fucking put both my heads in my pockets and lift my pants up, which fooled nobody.

No, you know. I just let my dick honed against my pants and that pain. Until it went away. I used to like expand it and be like, hey guys. I just took it. I always did the tuck. I think I was...

Well, you learned to tuck later on. Put a pillow on your dick. It's like when he... I used to talk. No, no. Everyone... Everyone independently. Do you know the trick to, like, make a belt?

You like flip your flaps on the side of your pants, you like bend them upside down and you make them tighter. Your flat? I didn't even know that trick. Corey, this isn't inappropriate. Listen, the flips of the flaps of the pants to make your back. Pull it up. Jazz is PG-14.

I have a family friendly one. Turn it off. Like a light, switch. It's a cool little warm-in trick. You know the song. I know every word of all those songs I feel like to be...

Jesington. Yes. Jessington Bear. Does you want to ask those questions? Well, I was talking to Corey before about like in showing you guys my automatic and watching your animatics and we were just talking about how it's an interesting thing to gauge

with humor. Because when you watch a humorous thing let's say you're working on a comedy thing, you know if it's working on it. If they laugh, it's working. If they don't, it's not. You know what I mean? So there's a pretty immediate sort of reaction.

Do you ever get that feeling that, like, you put something on and you're terrified that you're not going to get the reaction you want and you don't feel like a fucking asshole? It's the worst, it's the worst feeling when you put it in here, you know, like this out, no one's laughing. I can turn it off, you know? Is you ever seen someone who's completely oblivious to that

where you'll be at a party, and some asshole will be like, Here, guys, put on my friend's video. He made it. And you're like, okay. And he's the only one laughing. Ha ha, ha, you're asleep. Let's put on episode two.

And it was like, no, let's not do that, dude. I'm always like that. Like, I'm like, I feel like, and it's like when you put a video out, and like, when I used to put out cartoons and stuff, I was like, I always like, all the judging eyes, man. Everyone's gonna fucking hate it. I would be ruined. That's what it was always like.

Anything I put out, I put out anything that has my name on it, I write my fucking name on it. I'm being judged. Everyone's scolding me for one. mistake but you know what spas kid is a brand but back between what you're saying like you know it's it's i've never done something because that's not comedy or trying to be comedy so i don't know what's i like for you because you know you've done both yeah you know it's interesting because i tried a bit of comedy and it's not it's not my thing you know what i mean like you guys

have a brand of of humor that just works and it's quite natural and i don't know i've never been good at writing or at least executing humor and i feel like i can in some form at least to what I enjoy, but I don't think that's my thing. It was fun learning process. But yeah, but on the flip side, the more serious stuff is kind of terrifying as well, because you have to sort of get in a really vulnerable space. And then to put it out there, because if it's a sincere thing in your storytelling, but it's also like a personal thing, it's sort of a piece of you.

So when you put it out there, it's not like they like it or they don't. It's they like me or it. Yeah, they're like, yeah. It's almost the same kind of thing. Like with comedy, it's like they laugh. They don't, but with the other thing, it's kind of, the same like they like it or they don't but it's more personal it's kind of like it's

yeah like you said vulnerability is the key thing I think yeah because it kind of stems from like emotions and stuff like I don't sometimes find things funny but I can find it charming yeah enjoyable yeah enjoyable if I I don't necessarily have to laugh at something to enjoy it but laughing will help me enjoy it more but there's a lot of stuff that people

make that I legitimately find charming and I mean I tell them it's like it was cute but I fucking hated it but I won't ever say that because it's me to it but that's what I'm thinking of my noggin So when you take cute, we know what you mean. Yeah, when I'm like, that was cute now. But I don't know what you say that.

So when I bend over, that was cute now. But I would never say that. You know, I would not check me out of all. You know, I'm also consider it. And I also, I'm not brainless. I'm not going to be like, this was subparre performance coming from you. But that's the thing.

Because if you make a comedy and no one laughs, they get the reality that it was a subparled performance. But if you make something sincere and they say, that was cute. And they think, I fucking hate that. They never get. feedback, but they never know what to think of it or what other people think of it

anyway. Yeah, and I guess it also has like a double-edged sword, because if you're trying to make something funny, it's like, oh, it's cute, it's charming. It's like, oh shit, fuck. What does that mean? What side is it on? I thought the Undertale game, I thought it was very charming, but I thought it was corny as fuck. It had

like these, like, old man dad jokes in it, and it was just like, I can't play this game. These, like, puns. I hate puns. It's like, it's, people's breading coffee, to me, it's like, It's like, fucking nails on a chalkboard. The only worst part is, it's not just any old horns. It's skeleton, it's...

Yeah, it's fucking... Oh, God, it's like, how many fucking... Oh, oh, what are you? A fucking xylophone? It's not funny. That is funny. That's funny. You should...

You should... You should think of a bone joke. Dude, I couldn't think of a bone joke. Jazz, do you think, like... You know, like, American comedy? American humor and British humor. Do you think Australia has its own, like, around?

I think we should think... in the middle in terms of what we take on because I think most Aussies I know can enjoy British humor and American humor probably more British humour to be honest I was gonna say what do you are you are you elitist or do you think one is superior to the other do you think they're just kind of different it's it's rough because there are some really good American humor it just depends what what you get so for example I was in this boardroom meeting with a bunch of YouTubers and we were showing the premiere of a Netflix show it was

Kimi Schmidt Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Right And it was Hadn't been shown anywhere yet And there was 12 of us in this room They put it on for us To show us their new comedy

Coming out soon It's really exciting And we all sat there in silence Watching this comedy It was the most unfunny thing We were just like You could have heard a pin drop It was crudging

You guys have a story of that I feel like some more Most of the modern American humour I haven't taken to But I feel like Some of the more old-school stuff It's been really good You know what I mean

It's hard to be. I think... Simpsonsie and its peak. Yeah. You know what I think... I think people... Like, I saw a YouTube video a couple days ago, actually,

called, like, American Humor versus British humor. And they pulled a clip from a family guy, and then put it next to, like, peep shows. It's like, come on. Don't do that, dude. Put, like, curvy enthusiasm or something. That's a good. That's a good, that's a good, really, like, genuinely hilarious.

That's like... Or always studied Philadelphia. Those two shows are, like... I think so the best American comedy... Well, there you go. Absolutely. Like, you can do that. You can do that.

You can do that anything. You can put fucking the big bag theory next day. It's like... I was thinking like between six to 12 years ago, there was this like really nice sweet spot for comedy in writing in American media. But the funny thing about British stuff is you sort of need to climatize to their tone. Like if you watch the American office... If you watch the American office and then the British office,

back to back they don't like... The American office is like much easier to sort of get into and understand. The British office, you have to sort of... embrace the cringe. Yeah. Like you have to understand that. That's British humor. Yeah. They're really so uncomfortable. They love for cringy shit. Yeah, there's really, but then when you sort of get it, it's like, it's hilarious. Yeah, I prefer it actually. Yeah, me too. That's what I was going to say, like, curb, I know it's an American, but it's kind of like a little bit based off British humor in no, it's the opposite. The office came after curb idusiasm. It absolutely 100%. You're looking

about now. When did Kirk come out? 1999. Oh, the office came out in 2001. But I'm saying, but that's not the first British humor. Curbillews, no, it's not, but curb enthusiasm. It's said the toad completely for handheld, free camera show like that, it did. Really? 100% did. But I was talking more in terms of the humor. No, because they get side-built, too. That's like side-belted humor also.

It didn't reinvent the sitcom, but it definitely revolutionized it. That's true. The office had, like, cringy stuff in it, but it was spaced out. It wasn't as complex in it. The British Shep. I definitely think there's a distinction, but like I said, to put, to put, to put, family guy to peep show into... The fucking idiot.

Put family guy as... Or Father Ted, whatever... American comedy. I put like the Simpson, put side bill, put Curbadoxia, put, it's always sighted Philadelphia. I love IT crowd, yeah. Well, the only thing I don't like

British comedy is like they don't paste their cringe, it's just cringe, cringe, cringe, cringe, cringe, and it tires you out at the end of every episode. That was your play Dolsville. It can be exhausting. Yeah, it exhausts me when I watch stuff like that. Remember that, that, uh, sketch you showed me before where it was like the guy keeps knocking over the shelf?

Was that Australian? I don't know. No, that was American. That was, uh, that was, uh, that was, uh, that was, uh, that was, uh, That was, uh... I think it was the stage. Oh man, it was so funny. I thought that was Australian.

Parents showed me that. Yeah, that was the state. That was... There's not much in the way of memorable or enjoyable Australian content, I think. And I hate... There's not much I hate more than an Australian accent in media. Oh, really?

Yeah, it sticks out like a slow thumb. I used to watch House, I liked it. But every time that... It was a chase... Oh, jeez. Every time I spoke, I was like, ah! It's gross. Like, it's just...

Is it? We sound so lazy. I don't like the stereotype. I don't like the stereotype. I mean we should change is temperature and... It's weird to... It's weird to... It's weird to hear an American person

like a British show or a British or Australian person in an American show. Because if it goes always like, hey, I'm using my iPhone here to do my taxes. Go to hear fucking... I kind of feel that way about certain Irish things where, like, a lot of Irish humor comes from the Irish accent. Yeah, forced Irish humor is the worst. You'll see a lot of, like, sketches in Ireland where it's just like,

the joke is that they're saying something in an Irish accent and it drives me fucking... That's like Irish humor is like, oh, would you give away over that night? Yeah, yeah. That's the humor. It's like, oh, my mom, does that get it? I think that's a good rule. If you can rewrite a joke in a different accent, and it's still funny, the joke itself is a good.

That's the thing. And they're, like, popular, like... The Father Ted, like, just write stuff so fucking good. It's great, yeah. There are popular comedians that rely on their accent, and that's really annoying. Like, Scottish comedians, there are a couple that are like... Yeah. All they do is like, well, the other day, I was all... Yeah, people like... That's pretty good.

They did. I remember I watched this one video of this girl, like... redoing Carl'sman's these jokes in a completely neutral accent. It's the worst shit ever. Carlson's like, I was walking in a fucking taco. And then this one was like, anyways, today I saw the Taco Bell Dog. He was a fucking fag. It's like, what? You see the next thing.

The next thing is funny. My point is. You don't get my point, though. Delivery is always half of the joke. Yeah. I think, like, the best example is like Norman Donald. He's like 100% of, like, 100%. Oh, like, almost 100%.

His joke's, like, kind of... Kentucky French. Yeah. That whole thing is weird. They fucking fighted the other guy. And the Orm's first thing was like, hey, who's that other guy? I have the real guy. I'm the real colonel. That's every single thing. They're just like making fun of the other guy who played the colonel.

It's fucking weird. What did that guy do? Nothing. All the comments were like this guy's a creep though. He got fired because he was too creepy. Because it's him like with bloodshot eyes looking back and forth like, yeah, she'd try some of a lot of chickens. I think they admit it because he was probably going to die soon anyways.

What? What? The old man. No, the new guys. No, the new guys. No, the colonel died like 40 years ago. Yeah. Yeah.

And then they got the old man. That guy's not old. He's a young guy. Why they call him? Their makeup. They're makeup. That guy plays like Donald Trump on SNL. What the fuck?

He's like 50 old. He's like 50 old. No, he's just makeup. Everyone went off because he was creepy. Why did they call him a colonel? Maybe he was a... The guy with fucking actual Cradle was born like 1880, so he might have been in the military.

He was born in 1880 and died like 1980. What do you call Colonels of Cork? What are. What is that a riddle? It's not a little. I don't know, Colin. What? No, it's fucking like,

What is it? A colonel or a colonel? Every time I look the word kernel. It pisses me off. I just wanted to read it. Exactly. To me out. That's fucking... Exactly. I think colonel. And people are like, that's how it is.

It's not how you sit. And you know what? Fuck the English language. Okay? Anytime you see a fucking word, you just want to say it how it's sound. Sorry, those letters are fucking salad. By the way. Hey, by the way, I saw a video on head for its aluminum.

It was these fucking cocky guys who were the it's an alibium. Who fucking found the aluminum? It was honest. The American fuck you. And fuck you. I'm sorry if we say that one. Fuck it. Okay.

You said to fuck you. I'm not tired of these, like. I just want to say a fucking word. Something you just want to say. There's six different ways to say what fucking word. In Japan, it's water, sod, and wind. Fucking bullshit. You know, I make a fucking tweet.

I say a fucking thing. And people are like, by the way, it's spelled like this. It's like, oh, I'm sorry? I don't know. There's four different ways to say one word. Three. God. Fuck the show's really difficult.

Why is 16th? What the fuck is that? That's not a real word. Shut up, Lyle! Jock sucks is when a majority of your YouTube audience is American. That argument is going to be like a beautiful thin line, like huge fucking block like music. What is it?

You're saying? No, it's funny because the spelling of color in Australia is C-O-L-U-U-R. It's the same as flower. Yeah, and it's really irritating because I never know how to spell on the internet. It's probably working with a, right way. Do you guys... Well, I do because like 80% of my audiences,

do you guys have, like, this is complete ignorance, but do you guys have, like, the British equivalents of, like, Lays? Potato chips? Yeah, what's the British? Walkers.

Walkers. Do you guys have walkers? You got walkers in Ireland. Walkers, Pran Cocktail. Yeah, people are, like, really, like, pretentious about their walkers. It tastes exactly the same. Their people have...

Look, lots of Americans, we're not the best around, but we get shit on too much. We did a pretty good job. It's a lot. Your chocolate sucks. It's so fucking bad. I had...

I'm sorry. Who made, who made fucking frosted flicks first? Fuck you. It's true. I don't care. For years and years, Chris had a big smell of his mate. It is true. Hersey tastes like great pain. It is true.

It is to look up. Our chocolate. You know what heresy did? They fucking water. They're made from mess. They blocked Cadbury's from coming in. Hey, you haven't had your whole fucking island. Brent has happened.

Fuck you. Something about chocolate? I had it out of fucking chip. It was delicious. But it is true. Our chocolate fucking sucks in comparison. It is the worst thing about this place. I heard Australia has these things called Tim Tams, but I don't know what they are.

I don't even like pepper eggs. I should have bought some. Who cares? Nice fucking cream, hey shampo and fucking egg. Gross, dude. The cream eggs are delicious. I hate it like chocolate. You fucking smoke nasty ass donkey shit cigars every day.

They're beautiful. And you fucking drink Zach Daniels and whiskey every day. You guys say shit about what taste good. Diabetes for your fucking stupid shampoo like fuck you. That's Ireland. That's Ireland. That shit had a nice leaf clover fagg! Nice for army! Oh wait! Fuck you!

Happy army! Hitler was gonna evade you but he's going to evade him to go back for you! He fucking did! He's fucking dead! He's dry in the ground, it's been dead for years! He's a great galaxy! He's sand at this point, dude. I didn't have the bombing, but... You think his mustache revived his body?

He did, he did get... There was a volcano that fucking in case. Hale around the fire, it doesn't matter! He... Anyway... What the fucking fucking... What the fucking talk? talking about. Pompeii, you mean? Is he fucking

doing that? They're not. They used to fucking, the things to pull out his brain to present a movie. Guys, guys, that'd be a cool movie. Let's have a new segment to history record. Natsy. Gumbo scampi. For limited. All for a price that will make you.

President Kennedy died at 1 p.m. Central Standard Time. Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall. Telechang, catch up power. And now, History with Corey Jazz, ask

Ask Professor Corey History Well, you mentioned Pompeii, Zach I want to hear... Today's Thanksgiving. I want to hear the story. Ask me a Thanksgiving question. Okay, what are the origins of Thanksgiving?

Oh, Christopher Columbus killed a bunch of Indians. Scott Pilgrim's help. Christopher Clemock's came up with all the old fit and stood and jumping at Trudeville. Scott Milgram's version of the Indian. That's what happened. That was really educated.

We celebrate video games in this. What about... What? What? That's true, man. I learned something today. Now you know. I'll be arrested for recounting that somewhere else.

I have a question. What holiday is the last Sunday? What is it? Columbus Day? It's on my mind. It's the last Sunday? Of what? Of what?

It's a holiday. Is it Easter? Easter? It's on the Sunday. It's the last Sunday. I didn't usually last Sunday. It's just on the Sunday. You mean the fourth Sunday of the month?

It's on a Sunday. Last Sunday of the month. Ah, maybe. I don't know. I don't know if it's the last Sunday. I think it has something to do with, like, the moon all of so. It's when Jesus fucking ran out of his hole. What do you guys? But it's on a Sunday. I don't know if it's...

What do you guys think of turkeys being killed on Thanksgiving? They're fucking good, dude. Look, all I say is watch the movie Free Turkey with Old Wilson. Oh, yeah. I watched that shit. Free bird. Is it free turkey or free birds? Free birds.

Yeah, it's free birds, dude. Fuck you. When the poet, he's like, oh, wow, my turkey, wow. It goes up for fucking two-hour. I got some snacks. And then they try to, like, be clever. They're like, I'm gonna sell it back to the future, too. I'm gonna put that in here.

You put the advantage show? What the hell you're doing? I'm gonna have a water melt. That's what they fucking did. They hit each other to the hell with a watermel. It's, they made fucking freebirds, dude. Bullshit. That movie sucks.

Worst Thanksgiving movie. Fuck you, Owen Wilson. What about Vince Vaugh? He tried to kill himself. Yeah, he actually did like six years ago. Good. Good. Oh, dude.

I don't know. I didn't fuck. It was sucks. Hey, you know what? We're not out of act, motherfucker. Corey, he's listening to his fucking faces, red loose tears, to be honest with his face. He's really fucking screaming.

I fucking hate Owen Wilson. Try shooting himself. How would you react if you found out he was a really big fan of you? Yeah, Colin. He's like, he's like, Pokemon's brand. I'd be like, get some acting classes. He's like, hey, Corey, what are you going to bring a stretch? Stretch, Shush back?

Wow. Dude, I'd ride it down the stairs like a fucking long word. What if he came to you with a wonky full-length feature film? If he was like, what if you walked in the public papers? He's like, oh, so, uh, yeah, me and Vince Fall would have been the main actor. His brother is way better tolerable of an actor. Oh, yeah, his brother, is this brother the fuck to do for mediocrisy? Yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He's way fucking better. Owen sucks on ice. Just ask me a history question. What are the origins of Owen Wilson? Oh, and Wilson, dude, that's not history. It's not important. Corey, why did the Vietnam War start?

Uh, war. Corey's supposed to give the answers, damn it? That's the fucking answer. Corey, who won World War I? Americans. What's for? What did they do that for? Who were we fighting?

We're fighting, fucking... I don't know. You told us to ask you questions. Then you got me a panic attack. What was the Roman Empire? What did they fight? What? Because of the Catholic Crusaders.

Corey, what was the Ottoman Empire? What was the Ottoman Empire? Autism Empire? Yes. Is that what you said, dude? Yeah, Cory, you're cool.

Corey, what are you all? They don't have blocks. They ran out of my crap blocks? They all got vaccinated. They had a revolt. They ran out of my crap. They ran up my cup squad you guys. Give me a run down of the Irish rebellion. What are you fucking...

Corey, I don't care what to say. Just give me a run down of the Irish rebellion. Irish rebellion. What's a rebellion? Is that they're a rebelling? Yeah. They wanted to clear sky. guys.

It's fucking grayed island, dude, it's gray in potatoes and it's fucking, the beaches are, like, the sand gets stuck in your fucking shoes? They want him changed. What are the Lord Collins? What do you do? Michael Collins?

Don't see he was full-collar's brother, Corey. I love you just thinking of that. Michael Colleen, he made peanut butter. No, that's John Carver. No, that's John Carver. Cory, what are Michael Collins to do? The fuck is Michael Collins?

Corey. Make it up. I don't care. Who is Michael Collins? Corey, I'd ask you a real question. What caused the event? or Colin something. Colin Hey?

Colin Firth? Paul Farrow. He said him the Tarzan song, dude. You just said that. You said, don't say Phil Collins. He said, don't say Phil Collins. You're saying Michael Collins but seeing Tarzan's head and why I don't fucking revolve. Michael Collins is Phil Collins' son. That's why you said it.

Jazz, you asked Corey the final history question of the night. Okay. Tell me about the origins of the white man coming to Australia. They were escaped convicts who set up shop made families and night. Coy, the Browdos? What they do with the Brannos? What they do with them? They're like, Welcome to Ocourt. What happened to? Quay, where they go?

They sent them on... The Santa Maria, the Pinta. The Santa Maria. The Pinta. They sent them on that. They made James down. How did they have got chips for the American? You could use like 12 different things for like a thousand years apart. Was the prisoner thing through?

Yeah. The conduct thing. Yeah, basically the prisons in England were all over flooded. Told you. Told you. I said, I said, you... to Australia and we made a country. Because they don't like they tell. Hey, couts.

They're like, they're like... They're like... They're like... They're like fucking Jason Statum's. Yeah. Convicts. See? I knew. Developed a rich culture.

What's a Bogan? I keep hearing it. A bogan is like a slob slash pobo. What's the... What's the rude name to call an Australian? Like, you call Americans... What do people call you guys? What do you guys do you guys call you guys?

Nothing really insults us because we greet each other with a cunt. Yeah, I mean like it's... You say it quaint, though. When we say cunt, we say it with like ground. You can't you fucking cunt. I said cunt to some, some chick like a year ago in America and she got really offended. You say cut's the worst word. Don't say that word.

Cuts the worst word. Yeah, it's a sound your mousy like. Yeah, to sound your mouth make. D-Di-Di-T-T-T-D-D-D-I-I-Li. I lost. History with Corey is now in it. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That was fucking.

That was fantastic. Do it. Do it. You guys, do it. You guys, you guys. Mr. M. Mere, you wear a different chain. D'Dang D'an. D'an, d'an.

Before you say, no, the word, you bear, let me turn to say again, forget the words. Listen to me, there's something I must do. This woman leaves behind a suffering child. There is none but me who can intercede that must his name, through days of my year. Then I'll return, I pledge my word.

You must think be mad. I hunted you across the years. Man like me. you can never change a man such as you reign believe of me what you will

the lizard do that have wanted to do you're running of the man but you're not my duty is to the law you have no right come with me

24-6-01 how the weirdest turned around I have drawn I am trying to have nothing now I am warning you Schama

that's the best part yeah he's like I am wanting you Schauer They're like, sorry, man. I'm sorry, bro. Say, I swear to you tonight. You're trying to remember me at my God.

I will raise it out to life. My son-in-law and call him. My sister's shy and was close to now. I'd say like four people know what we're talking about. That's not true. I had a real backing shot today. Dude, this is a popular... Yeah, I know, but, uh,

we're making fun of a specific actor. In one of the play. He sounds like fucking, uh, It's in, like, um... My sister, Chires, Mr. Osterdell. I want to hear that, I think,

we were stodby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, that's... I think he's the best anniversary. Yeah, yeah, that's... Definitely, so that's the thing, is, like, he definitely has, like,

an iconic style. The guy from the 30th kind of looks like a cool character, too, yeah. I would love to get to the theater if I was a fucking to fucking toe-de-down bed at singing. You know what I'd be?

Get into it. It's a... I could try and... Like, same like this. Oh. Wow. I got to do like, Oh.

What is that gonna do? You gotta get the head notes. Ready, all together, you ready, all conduct you. One and. I like how this podcast is devolved to fucking like ape-sat. It's gonna just like, like, Jack, do your best frog mouth monkey noise.

No, no, no, they go, ooh, woo, woo. I hate that fucking, man, type it frog throat monkey. It's these monkeys with these grudge fucking transparent pouches, where they their fucking heads up. I want to take a pet and fucking jabbing the throat every time it talks. It does that and it expands his fucking throat. It's disgusting. They're frog monkeys.

If those would extinct, I'd feel nothing. I kind of hope they do, they're just, they're not gross. What about a spider? I hope there's a video of guys that kill you my firing squad. They fucking oo. They're fucking oo. They're little, they're little, ooh. All God's creatures are beautiful.

Not the fucking frog dirt thing. God woke up really that at 2 a.m. He was really drunk and he was like, he wrote that down at man. It was a fucking worm. beautiful absolutely no absolutely the tapeworms versus fungus exactly you heard you put sugar on the tip of your tongue and a tapeworm a carolone it's true there they've been hit the four entire intents track god-day parasites yeah you're freaking lie on ice if you know it talking about something with substance would you put a tapeworm on

your head would you put this is an interview with you would you would you would you would you would you rather someone has that to like a bomb that gets shot in the night Jazza does interviews with all these amazing... Would you rather stick your finger in a pool of spaghetti? Or would you rather have to write your name on a homework paper again? That was truly chilling the secret. That was beautiful, Colin. Oh man, I could... That was fucking...

We were watching... The little passion for his fixed me. He was fucking delivered like a decade. Corey, what's that word from the other day? What's that word with the big fat... Oh my god, that was so funny. You're watching the video of... ...goid or yell a couple days.

We're watching... Watch a video, a big fat guy and Corey guy going, look at that goiner dude! Look at that goiter, dude! I don't know what a goiter was, but it was amazing. Corny's the fence he had a big fucking goiner, dude. He didn't have a fucking goir dude. It's time to play. This is the thing in the guess where, like, okay, truth, not truth or dare, the other one.

Would you rather? Seven, vets. No, I know that. He had to kiss Corny on the mouth than back. He had to kiss Corny on the mouth at least once. Or else you will be in front of the fat. I know. I can understand this.

I'm sick, too, so you can put two people under the beam guy. Like a drug. Yeah, so dip your head in spaghetti, write your name on homework paper. Okay, you got to write your name on the homework paper and dip you in spaghetti. What do you do? Ask the hard-hitting question. It's a pool of spaghetti. Oh yeah.

A pool of spaghetti. It's not your normal bowl. It's a pool of spaghetti. It's so easy to do. Is it right your name? This may not change my answer. No, you have to pick one. It's fucking lost.

It's up to your head, dude. There's no doors. It's spaghetti, because why would you fucking write your name of homework paper when you could go see a pool full of spaghetti? Yeah. The imagine after required completely disproportionate,

it requires duct jokes full of spaghetti this is a piece of paper. Completely disproportionate 100%. It would not be much cooler to see a fucking manning. These fucking maniacs and 12-gages like spend like the entire afternoon filling a pool and spaghetti

doing, Stinger hair in a spaghetti! No, why did you have on the picture? It wasn't even your head, it was your finger. You're just like, it's the most easy... Are there meatballs and bologna sauce? No, it's just spaghetti. He has a cooked? It's cooked. It's wet.

You know, what did corne is? You think he's not going to be cooked spaghetti the fool, you fucking freaks? What are you? I didn't mind what you're out there. Now it's your guy this turn. No, he didn't answer. Oh, shit. He was confident in the spaghetti one. Whoa. Well, guess what?

I got another victim and he wrote his name with the paper, so everybody wins. Not. Ask more would you rather? Would you rather your sister's head in your mom's body? It's on or in? It's... Which place? Or what?

Your sister's head on your mom's head. On top, like resting on top like... Yeah. Like a totem head? What's the other... Yeah, it's like a totem or instead of her head? Or? In a cowboy.

No, he clarified first. You either his sister's head on his mom's head, on top or instead of her head. No, on top of the head. Does it function? What? A head on the head. Yeah. Your sister...

attached to my mother's head on my normal mother. On your mother's head just for a day. Or... What does that affect you? Or... Or... ...spent a whole day... ...wearing short shorts with...

...with short shorts. Really? I would do the mom thing, that's not gonna... Unless they call you up. With the rainbow socks are like me, high? I'd be afraid because what if I liked it so much I did it every day. I can do it in private. I can still go to work and just animate at home and...

No one didn't know. No, my videos, it feels like torso up. But what if you fall over? You fall over there. Did you ever do that? Did you ever film the draw-wage in your underwear? No, I filmed one topless. Really? Yeah, it was on Valentine's.

I'd be dangerous. I'd get a big of... I thought that would be a really good idea. Is that the one when you animated the boobs? No, that was a different movie. I've done three boob videos. I've controlled myself. Do they somehow...

They're popular. Coincidentally... Do they coincidentally have more views than the other videos? Yeah, they do. That's why I'm saying, like, I have done three. That's like, I know. Because every time I've done it, like, it's a choice. Because it's just like,

Business decision. I think I need some more views. But the same. Like, I try and add some substance, make it entertaining and actually somewhat educational. Yeah. But spread them apart. So it's like one a year.

I do one boom video a year, basically. You ever get a hard out while you draw it? Like, you have to pause the video. Pause the tutorial you're talking about. Like you can fucking screw it out? Turn myself on with my own job. Did you get the same thing? Did everyone else?

Yeah, I get that all the time. But it's like, why, if I did jerk off to it, how is this reassuring to you? He's like, oh, he does. I knew it. I would tell everybody. like, who gives the fuck? No one's gonna care.

What is everyone's illustration weakness? Like, the thing that's always been there, a character. Art. What was art? Ligs. Everything. Art.

Just, I thought. The whole she bag. The whole thing. The way muscles work in the arm for the life. Oh, really? Yeah, it's so confusing. I don't get it.

Legs. Well, Jaza has this new anatomy book out. Dude, it's called Draw with Jazz A Easy Anatomy. Where can you be fun? It's, pardon? Where did you bite? On this shop page. It's actually very, very good.

Reference pack with photos of the male and female anatomy. I can see that on the internet. I'm kidding. Add some cash... No, that is a good fuck. No, it's actually very, very good. And you went out and took all the pictures, right?

Yeah, like you were on location when the guys were doing the poses and... Yeah, yeah, I hired a man and female model. You saw... You saw that... No, but whatever the arm twists are really confused me, the way the muscles... That's the one... Dude, Chris, that's legs for me. Legs are so fucking confusing.

Yeah, legs are way worse than... Yeah, quads are... Yeah, quads. What the fuck is... Because, I think they're... They got the basic chunks, but the legs have a million pieces. Lakes are confusing. Corey, when you were doing that street fighter video,

did you just make up the muscles, or are they actually real? I couldn't tell. It was kind of like, it was weird because there was at one point where I didn't understand anatomy at all, and by the end of the cartoon, you started realizing it was like, oh, there's actually,

you started learning, there's muscle structure. If you look at the cartoon, it starts off this, like, disgusting circle arms, it's horrible, and then you start seeing form, and then I actually, I actually, that was like the course of, like, six months, and I learned a lot of things. in six months. So I was like, oh, sure. I think people get confused by all the bits between the

main muscles and, you know what I mean? But if you learn, like, there's the bicep and the triset and how those shapes look, then you sort of leave gaps for the other bits. And it's all, it's like, you understand that there's kind of like three parts of the arms. There's one, two, three. Yeah. You understand that eventually. And then you understand that there's two here. And then like, it's like a kind of upside-down teardrope here. And then from there, and then from there, you can kind of kind of pull to do it's over. It's not chaotic. It's not like there's pieces floating in your own. You can also kind of, if you don't have, like, you know, like cellulids like, or whatever.

Did you ever when you were a kid and you were learning to draw but you had no concept of anatomy? If you draw someone really muskly, you just add more like, like, more circles. I have a very distinct memory, I don't know why it's so distinct. I think I must have been traumatized by it, but a kid was drawing Goku really buff. And he drew like, I'm not joking, probably six biceps on it. I was like, that's not right. You were fucked up somewhere. But this kid, you think, wow, it's really staring at it.

it because like what do you think of this I just were looking at it and be like yeah I remember shit like that way you'd be like yeah I gave my guy at 20 pack and really yeah and they have like tiny fucking arms like they're like their hands are puny they're like they're like fucking jelly beans compared to his like huge fucking basketball muscle hand because I used to draw I used to same thing I used to draw like 12 packs because I didn't understand that the only the most you like yeah the more books you get the more packs you grow it's just common sense yeah well you don't like you're fucking stupid well you don't have a 20 pack fucking pussy or like those people who like have a picture, I'm not calling it one out, but people will have a picture and they draw

details in the picture that don't really, are important. They're trying to be... Yeah, like, dense in the body where, like, you people would draw a line to kind of figure out where it is, but there's like the lines connected to the belly button or like these weird details on the arm. It's like, you didn't have to do that. It's clearly like a simple cartooning style. I feel like part of stuff with anatomy, and I'm again, I'm no expert, but like, from what I understand, there seems to be different components of it, right? Like, what is understanding where they are. Number two is, understanding, understanding, understanding how they work together, what they are.

And three is knowing what to simplify and what not to draw. Simplifying is very important. If you drew everything in a cartoon, it looked disgusting. So it's how much should I exaggerate the bice? How much should I really draw necklines and a girl? You know what I mean? So it's a weird, it's not just knowing anatomy. It's knowing it to simplify, knowing what to exclude.

Corey, I tried drawing you once, but it's hard to draw a perfect circle. Corey fucking punch him, Corey. Corey is really hard to draw a perfect circle, like me. Especially with a big goiter. I know, you have to keep in mind that there's like a raindrop underneath the other point. Cory, it was a joke. It was a double joan. Are you saying he's a double chin?

Coyd you're attacking right now. Cora kick him with a fucking bow. No. I like double goshter. I know. I've got a double chin. No, I'm getting weight. Goiters are, here's the problem with goiters.

Goinders. When you look down and you're rocking a goiter, you're rocking a goiter, that's bad. But if you have a goiter, while you're saying... If you're a goiter and you're just sitting there talking and having a good time and you're not looking down, you got a goiter, that's not a good thing.

So both those things are bad. If your head is forward, if your heads like that, you've smelled some cheesecake or something, if you got a fucking goiter, turn it head away, and go to the treadmill, cut it off with a pair of scissors. But if you're putting pictures of yourself on the internet, you just hold up at a foot. Oh, God, I know.

Yeah. You look up, and then there's no. I have seen some fucking serious offenses of that. What? Women holding up cameras very high in hiding the fact that they're obese fucking monsters. Now, by the way, no problem if you're a bad person. You fat. I love obese people.

You shake you, white people aren't. It's the name of deceit. I love all colors and creeds mostly white in shape. But the important thing is... Wait a second, I was very sly. What was that? The important thing is...

You're a bad person. A brace your badness. Or get a permanent marker and draw muscles. You, it fooled me. Corey, one time I saw you, draw you a six-pack on your app with Shrbby, and was like, Corey, you think I saw? I fucking saw, Corey. It's not looking good, though. Corey, I saw you look 12 inches on your penis, and I was like, Corey, this is not really

you're alive. I wrote, this is 12 inches. It fools him every time. He dies. I was like, well, the penis, whenever, we don't have a penis in a life. It races. He'll go to your bloodstream to get you cancer. Yeah, that's a lead pencil.

That's how JFK died, dude. He fucking stuck in the lead pencil on his back. No, that was a lead bullet. The bullet class is like, Hey, Kennedy, is like, stoppy that hurts, and the lead's killed him. He's shot him in the hair. The fucking, the back of his head blew off. So what you're telling me is the lead pencil he stuck in his dick?

JFK was driving. K's mom who was driving you to school that day? The lead killed him. What about the gunshot? And the guy who said it sounded like a waterbell and exploded on him. That was the guy, that was the set of a mechanical pencil item. And that was the son of him. I was even alive.

He was like, hey, I'm a jocky. You're a fucking Melbourne. He threw the pencil on him. His fucking head exploded. That's fucking head exploded. and the car raced away hell out

the cheerleaders fuck me nerd and threw that stop out bully pff and it was

fucking crawling falling on the car who was that the shit car yeah who was there jack

that was his mom she was like well pick up your fucking headbeas nobody

did not realize they raised the fucking nerd dude picked up his he picked his chemistry books who was the guy

hanging off the back of the car that was his bully trying to pull up it starts up

and at a board. He stood punching a board with the video cuts up. Who was the guy sitting in front of him? That was the driver. That was his friend. They played a roostk together. They trolled that around. And who was the driver? Well, that was a time-traveling hipster. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah.

You remember that? You know that. The time-traveling hipster. I've seen the time-traveling hipster. It's a picture from, like, the picture from, it's a picture. He's just wearing normal... He was in the main group meeting before, uh, John F. Cary was time-traveling hipsters. He's in the picture. He's wearing, like, today. Toles has, like, a man bun and sunglasses and, like, sleep.

He has a fucking camera around his name. Yeah, yeah, like a fucking Nikon around his. He's got iPhone 6. Yeah. He's got Sonic events too. That was, yeah. I saw. It was a little... Can you imagine, honestly?

You could make it out of the tiny pizza quality. Can you imagine if a time ago came back, like, went back to the 50s and brought Sonic Adventure 2? It was like, this is from the future. Just fucking left it there. You go into our future and there's fucking like Sonic mausoleans. Like, he's Jesus. There's like, Jesus.

Sonic on the cross, nailed. To the front. The Shadow is a D-D-L-L. just a big, sonic Jesus stood down with a fucking chili dog in his hand and everybody

pretty stressed up like mechols near kids and so fuck you the body of Christ is a fucking chili dog Chris shut up what would you do Corey?

What would you do if you woke up kids puke because they're fucking six years old and baseball meis kidding what would you do if you woke up and someone had

surgically changed your head and looked like Cream the Rabbit Girl would you do so what did you kill yourself or would you live with cream of rabbit?

I would take I would go to conventions wearing nothing completely naked and I'd be like, ha-at-at-it boys. You just look, boys, for you and fuck you

and convictions. Coy, it's still you. Your body is you. You still have your, like, mantis you. People would still fight me because I'm Creed the Rabbit. No, but you've got, like,

creepy, like, stitches all up the side of your head. Thank you. It's not like Facebook where it's seamless. It looks like a fucking box. It's like what we said. The Myelot and Pony Girls are real.

They come to... What do you like, we said? What do you like, we said? What do you like, New York Times Square? They time travel in the center. of a big brony convention. The brosies see it, they fucking attack. They rip

them limb from limb. They were, grab the pussy, grab the hooves, grab the tail, and rip them in a piece. You say, you told us to the police? This is what would happen if Brody's got a little pony. No, Corey, what I'm saying is that you... This is what happened at a convention. You don't look like Cream the Rabbit. You look like someone got

a bunch of pig meat and stitched into the shape of Cream the Rat. I did. You didn't specify that. That's what I'm saying. A Cream the Rabbit abortion faded. Yeah, this is absolutely saying. You look I would still do it. Someone would fuck me.

Somebody walk over you with, like it's a black of the dick and rub her against you, look at them and they get shy at their water. They're fucking... Jazza, come on. Oh, I'm sorry. Come on. What do you think?

What are you think? Sir, give you. Do you think this is real? Are you putting more questions to ask us? By the way, can they can only be Sonic related. Yeah, you... Don't fuck this up.

If there's... On that, not Sonic related, I will storm off, I will jump on the window. They don't have to be Sonic related. What are the rules of this Sonic-Sonic-related? porn, sex, drugs, pussy. All for me. I'm the king of the religion.

Anybody else who does those things? I get to kill my own history hands. There's really one side of religions. I paint little boys in Sonic and blue face. I fucking pungle. What? Do the chameleon? I'm Dr. Rigman of Jesus.

Yeah, you're the alligator. At the time I went to a site church with blue face paint. I'd hold my hands out, like the guy from American History X, and they all started bouts worshipping me and praying to me. I said, whoever gets to suck my dick becomes the second son. I don't know that much about Sonic, so I can't. Oh, I'm the little movie.

No, I've never gotten Sonic on it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's just, yeah, sorry, there was this one guy on you who did nothing but Sonic, parodies, cartoons and games

and for like five, six years, and this is like ages ago, but like that's all he did. I didn't understand it. I'm like, first of all, how can something

be that entertaining to someone for that long? I know. Second of all, it's Sonic, it's boring. How is it's... He goes fast,

the end. Yeah. Sonic is like cut and dry. I'm almost boring fucking... It's like the game is fun. Everything else is... I never even cared about it.

Yeah, the games already make it. Like, some of them are okay. And the art style, like, I thought it was a good design. You needed to grow up with it. It's like something like... I just grew up with that. I just dislike it. You needed to get invested.

I think it's a cool universe. It's literally something that you have to... It's like Mega Man for me. It's like Mega Man for me. I played Mega Man. It did not like it. I played the other Mega Man games. I did not like it.

But it's like, everyone's like, oh, Mega Man, it's a great thing. It's like Sonic. It's like you grew up with Sonic and you forced yourself through all bullshit. Sounds really dumb. You become really cynical. Let's say, Jay, let me, oh, oh, I go look at my fucking animated squares and the different shades of gray. Okay, no one fucking cares.

50 shades of gray. It's a fucking rape novel, all right? This is important. Yeah, let's see a song. Hello, my name is Elder Brooks. I would like to share with you the most amazing book. Hello. My name is Autism.

Sam. Hello. My name is Zach Hadole and I have got a big fat cock and I've got a bunch of black jokes on my phone. They're all really terrible. You know what he should do? No, you know what he should do. I want to be the very best as no one ever was.

To catch them is my real test. To train him is my car. I will travel across the land. Searching in my ass, bomb, bomb. the big fat fucking turns. Oh, guys, guys, guys, please go to big fat, fucking turns, stock.

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