SleepyCabin - SleepyCast S2:E8 - [Court Night Terrors]

Episode Date: January 9, 2016

Zach, Chris, Cory, and Niall discuss the the horrifying helplessness of sleep paralysis, naked mothers, sleeping on the job, and second-life. Meanwhile, Cory seeks justice from Niall's wild accusations, and the truth of the monkey-raping-a-frog-face debacle is battled in court. *NOTE : Yes, this is another shorter podcast. It was recorded around Christmas. Both this and the New Years podcasts were a little shorter, due to the holidays. Don't worry, we'll be back on track for the longer podcasts next week. Courtroom music clip by masterjiji http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/download/157728 And special thanks to fegetlord3000 (on Twitch) for helping find some great SFX. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) OneyNG (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkidin3D (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Tom Ryan - Main edit Ricepirate - Final pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Jace Baker Denis DeLong . Liam Staley. Skooks Sonny Canchola . Susparty . Paul Raymond Lucas Boucher . ubernoobinator . Travis Wager Windmill Punches . Corbin Record . Dean Borris Andrew Dore . Elecktricd00m . Bill Zhuang Dani Rucker . Dazzanator . Conner St. John Phillip Tafoya . Richard Hunt . Hudson Heitmeier Sam Child . Yuval Birenzweig . Prosecutor Jeff Thomas King . Chaney Rockwell . Jacob Arends Andreas Tautra Sylte . Steven LeBlanc . James Vilhelmsen Darren Moyer . Jesse Gomez . Father Ocrifha +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SleepyCabin Official Site! www.sleepycabin.com SleepyCabin on YouTube! www.youtube.com/SleepyCabin Stay tuned on Facebook! www.facebook.com/SleepyCabin ...or Twitter! twitter.com/sleepycabin +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're on iTunes, too! Search for SleepyCabin!

There is a world as tangible as our own. Impossible to see yet. Unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Very deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin. And in that cabin. It's a bunch of guys.

He's a bunch bullshit. Hey, guys. This is the crazy podcast. We're going to talk about all kinds of crazy things. Chris, what are we talking about today? Hey, shut your mouth. Guys, I baited him. That's a new crazy podcast.

But seriously, we got Chris, we got Nile. Hey, we've got... Hey, children. What are you up to? Chris, where did that child come from? Oh, he's my... Where did he come from, Chris? Why does he got a chain to do his leg?

Why'd you put a chain on his leg, Chris? I did, that's his intestines. Oh, why'd you whip his intestines? He pulled out of his ass and tied to his legs, so he came in. That's his head. He converted his... Don't judge that Chris pulled the kids' intestines out of his ass? Maybe kids should carry their intestines problems.

Guys, if you don't see a kid with his testes out wrong, fucking smack it with a stick. Watch him squey. A humble visit to McDonald's, yes. Which first of all, I ended up getting too much food. A little side note. That's relatable. He donated me a Big Macs.

It's not my fault, man. I went up there and I was like, I want two Big Macs. It got me thinking, because Chris was talking about, because Chris has this cool, like, surfer longboard that he pulled out. Yeah, let's say this for a second. Chris bought a fucking skateboard and a logboard. Now, you've had it for a week, and the boys you've done is wobble back and forth a foot in the living room.

Not true at all. We go to Wawa at nighttime, and we use that longboard. We've done that a bunch of them. You skateboarded to Walla at nighttime. Is that real? That is real. Well, he used... One day we brought out the longboard and the skateboard in my kid.

Do you guys think that people judge you because you're... That's exactly what I was going to say. We know people... The reason you go out at night time or at five in the morning is because you know that everyone in their car is going, look at that fucking dude. Yeah, we do it at four in the morning. I would think that more though if I saw some guy, an adult on a skateboard... Exactly! If I saw you coming back with like a Pepsi on a skateboard...

It's worse. I come back with a shopping bag on a skateboard. That's why you have... That's why he's under the veil of dark It was kind of the same way for me. When I was like growing up, it's like all my friends had cars and I didn't have a car because I couldn't... Wait, can I explain my situation just so no one judges me as we're talking about here. Okay, I like your... You gotta think of it from this perspective, okay?

Oh, I wanna go to Wawa. Oh, I can't drive. Oh, I'll use my bike. Go to Wawa on your bike. You spend fucking five minutes taking a lock out of the back of your backpack, putting the bike on a pole. It's a piece of shit. So I'm like, hmm, you know what? I'll get a skateboard. Turns that skateboard takes five years to skate down a hill on. Try jogging. That's not fun. Jogging and running place is not flat. We went into Wawa. Some guy comes up to Chris, he's like, nice lawn board, bro. And then Chris goes, thanks, I got it today.

And then he just looked at him. Yeah, that's... That is what happened. What is this the lying episode? No, that's not lying, that's true. It was more like, thanks, I got it today. No, wasn't. No one was not.

No one was not. Chris was shaking. Thanks, I got it today. And then like, the guy was like... And then... that that is true he did walk away awkwardly. Yeah, yeah. Wait, I haven't explained myself yet.

Explain why- Why- There's nothing else to explain. There is many things to explain in the world of judgment. Fucking, you write a bike, some fat guy in a car who drives by going, ah, nice legs, you freak! And you're like, okay, I'll use a skateboard, and then they're like, oh look at that skating faggot. And you're like, fine, I'll get a longboard, and you're like, look at this fucking college douchebag.

Where's your fucking hoop, your fucking, and you can't do anything when I'm being judged, except for drive around your big fucking car. Exactly. And that costs $200 dollars in a month. If you have a shitty color, they judge your shitty call. Or if you're nice calling to call you an asshole. Even one day, like, the geese were fucking bullying us for being on it. Remember that?

Yeah, we're like, fack, fuck, fag. That's why I never wanted to, like, ride my bike. Because I had a bike, but I just didn't want to write it because I didn't want to be the guy riding his bike. When you're looking at somebody for the first time you're judging them, it's just natural. But, like, when you see a guy on a long board, and he's just mind in his own business, and you stick your head at the window to be like, you're a faggot! I always, I think I never... Why did I do to warrant that?

I never did bikes myself because it's like, um, me, So if you see me on a bike, you want to push me over. The only people you don't want to push over on a bike is some athletic guy with fucking nice legs. If you see some chubby guy with breathing heavily going to your wall, want to get a fucking sandwich? A cyclist with those skin tight, like, shorts, I'm just like, I fucking do that. No, because if I know I say that he'll get up his bike. Because now I'm judging people.

What? I always say that, no, because if you make fun of the guy, the buff guy on the bike, he'll get up his bike and kick you on the fucking face and cage your face like a pumpkin. Yeah, it's true. With his bike your bike or leg. With his fucking biker legs. What I'm saying is you can't go anywhere without getting judged for something stupid. Yeah.

I just like, oh, I want to go to Wawa on my longboard because it's really fast and it gets me down. I wear a trench coat, but don't actually... I used to wear a trench coat and you guys judge me for it. That's because you're fucking trench coat, cuz. Trenchcoes keep you warm in the cold fucking winter. They keep the blood fucking off you, you're psycho? You remember in high school where there was like that point where you were kind of turning into an adult and everybody had cars. Coming of age.

Like certain friends in F cards, so some people still took the bus. Sometimes your friends had to leave early and it was always, you were always. And it was always that dread of oh shit I have to take the bus. Why can't I wear a fedora and a trench coat and wear it? Use my long board to go to Wawa. You can't. I'm talking about your brony shootout video. You can't.

You see the video of that guy burning the fucking house down in the middle of the woods. He's like, he's like, this is chaos. He just burnt down like some little shitty. It's on a Minecraft video. Corey, have you seen this? This fucking guy made a series called Minecraft High. And in the finale, it's like, it's a school shooting episode. I'm not joking.

I am not joking. It's like, it's a cartoon one? No, it's a fucking real, like, I play through Minecraft. There's like, there's like, gunshot, sound effects. He's like, don't worry about, it will be safe in here. So it's like, boom, boom, boom, it's like, I swear. You are no, you're fucking, I swear. All right, tell me this.

Tell me this. Are the gunners wearing the outfits from the collar? You don't see him. You don't fucking see him. You are a liar. I swear, I will leave the fucking. I will leave the video. Let me guess.

He ends the video with, school shootings are bad. No, no, no. No, that's the bizarre thing. It's like, he's like, Emily, babe, do you hear that babe? Boom, boom, boom, boom, with gunshots. And it says to be continued. There's no message. He's using a fucking school, a school shooting at Minecraft.

That is great. Could you imagine? That's what Minecraft needed. Could you imagine being like a Columbine survivor? I'm going to play some Minecraft today. And you just see that, you're like, well, I guess Minecraft is ruined now. You kind of deserve it if you're looking at Minecraft High. That's a good point.

If you're watching Minecraft High, he could have to be... That series, though, is innocent as fuck. Like, all the fuck. first few episodes, I watched it. I watched it a curiosity. I can't believe that. No, it's a different Microwtide time. But still, it's the X-rated one. Zach, you're saying that thing is, like, if you get anything autistic and you put it high after it, it exists. Yeah, there's a game, guys. Oh, a Columbinecraft. That's a good idea! There's creepers everywhere. Some creepers don't go up in a cafeteria, though.

You're in black trench coats and fucking explode. That fucking escalated fast. Listen, I didn't make fucking Columbine Minecraft, dude. That wasn't my idea. You ever playing a Super Columbine High School RPG? No, you freak. That exists. I played it for five minutes. I think this is boring.

It's a shitty Opsychica game. In Second Life, there's, like, high school shooting, like, simulators you can go to an experience. You start with, like, Corey, I thought I knew Second Life. Like, when do you think it's going to come to a point where it's like Oculus Rift's school shooting edition? Yeah, give that a couple years. It's already started. But the thing we're talking about was, like, if you, there's a game to play, go on YouTube and type it, like, anything high. So, Sonic High, Heart's High.

There's a high school version of anything. Final Fantasy? Final Final Fantasy There's so much fucking Final Fantasy High stuff like Cloud is in the background being like Sitting at the back of class being like Cloud was a school nerd

And Seproff, he's like He's the bullet, he's the jock He's the jock He's the jock He's got teeth on his hand Yeah, yeah He's got teeth on the coach He's got some other bitch

What's the flower girl's name? Aries or Ares Pinko Pinko Pinko's deco Pico in his hand He's got teeth of the cloud Both clubs We've lost half the audience

Corey, boss calls you in. Corey, I, um, someone's been photocopying their fucking turns and we think it's you. Okay, yeah. He slides, he's, Corey, sit down. So he slides it to me. He slides it across the desk. He says, Corey, what's this? I see a big nugget right here.

And the people, you've been making these. I'd say I'm... You've been harassing people. You've been harassing people. You've been harassing. We've been putting it on their desk, tape you to their computer screens. What do you say, Corey? I feel like I'm flattered, sir.

But this is clearly not. You flattered? Why you flatter? This is my nugget. The nugget's just a nice nugget. Corey's like I couldn't predict nothing like that Listen, listen most companies would fire you if they saw you if you saw you drop your high luggage over girls desks and stuff But got a lot of fiber you die, Corey

So what I want you to do is what you do is what you'd have to inspect who's been eating the fucking peanuts that I mean it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not so boy It was it was this is a big law Tammy who did it Tammy who did it talking about the the high shoes Yeah You say she's been pitching up these bad ones It's always Tammy yeah she always she walks in squeezing her milk out of her chips What if you two assholes ever worked in office? What if you? I'm not. That's the point. I thought. You worked in Arbys and you worked in fucking Uncle Bob's farm

That's not true. Arby's is an office job. I worked in I just sit there fucking phone phone entertainment That could actually did and I I call people names like this guy the guy who's a couple people like old like hillbilly who was trying to like take calls I'd be like that's Billy Joel and call him that because his name was Joe So I called Billy Joel I thought it was funny Cory how many disciplinaries did you get I got a lot actually yeah But I was a good egg man

I was in fucking, I was doing my calls and stuff, and I would say please and thank you, and I'd be very considering. That's not good enough. He also harassed for Joe. The guy next to me was like, you're thinking you want one of these there toys? And it's like, he was a fucking buffoon. What did your company make?

What was it? Toys, toys. What kind of toys? Like methane bombs. It's Missouri good. Your face lit up. That's such bullshit, though. Remember you look at a fast food place they always do?

They always hate, we can you five percent of this fucking ugly. We saw the Rbies, but we found out the trash out back. It's horrible. It was the same in GameStop. It's like, oh, yeah, you can get 5% off. I have fire for, like, every job I'm... I was going to ask, Nile, what have you done work-wise?

I worked in Debenhams, which is like a clothing store. I got fired for looking up the manager's skirt when I was sleeping. And then I got... Wait, whoa, wait, don't skip past that. Excuse me? What? I was in the stock room and I crawled under this whole thing of clothes because I wanted to go to sleep. And, uh...

Did you ever think... Did you ever think you were in? I slept for eight hours, and then I was crawling out of this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. I slept for... How long was you shift where you got to sleep for eight hours, nobody noticed? It was nine.

It was like nine hours. Was mom being hit by dad that night or something? Why didn't you go home? No, I slept for eight hours during my shift. And then I was like... You were just leaving, dude. No, because I was getting paid. Why not work then if you were getting paid?

You were stealing money. Yeah, oh, completely. Yeah, I was like 60 years. But we were saying if you're going to sleep in clothes, where no one's going to see you anyways. No, no one saw me because I did it, I did it twice already before that. No one's that stupid where they're going to hire somebody

not check on them every hour. No, they didn't. You crawled out of your fucking copy hole with clothes on the top. No, I was in the stock room. That's what toddlers do. They crawl the piles of clothes. You're crawling out of your fort. You're fucking baby. Everyone made... A little scroll nest of shit like the fucking sleepers. I did this like four times and it worked, but I didn't do it for eight hours, but this time I crawled out and when I called out... Yeah, the cat got out of the bag and then you got caught. When I crawled out from under there, I was looking up the manager's skirt accidentally because I was crawling out of home? Yeah. Also, so what? You just like grab a pile of clean clothes, throw it on the floor and No, it was gonna make a nest out of and sweat into it as you sleep.

It wasn't on the floor. It was in the stock room and it was already like... It doesn't make it smell any better when you sweat into it. I didn't swat into it. I crawled under it. Like a war on your fucking slid into it. No, because they were hung up. They were hung on a rack and I...

You probably fucking drooled all over the other than... Yeah, I didn't draw. I wasn't even touching it. I wasn't even in contact. I was under there. Because I didn't know she was there and she was wearing a skirt and I crawled. It was like a fucking cartoon character looking around a corner. What?

No, I crawled out from under there. She was standing there and she was wearing a skirt. skirt and I was looking up and then she saw me looking up and I was like hello and then I got fired. Did you see the flap? No I didn't see I didn't actually see anything you saw the You saw the groundhog who saw a shadow and he shot back into your fucking I was not and I just got fired Yeah problem is you didn't invite her in someone animate now is a creepy gopher The guy kept asking me a fucking hyper realistic gopher his face on it Then when I worked in a fast food place the guy kept asked me to get a hair cut and I was like yep yep

Tomorrow yep yep yep and I kept saying yep oh I just never did I just did not care Well that I sit with this protocol then he told me that I wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom I was like I'm going to the bathroom Yeah, he fucked that. And then he fired me. No, did you learn a lesson in all this crazy story? Yes, Zach, I did. I learned that, even if you don't want to work, you should just do it anyway. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. You really really really good point. It's like a gnome in Central Park, like, logic. What the fuck, dude? Corey, get out. It's a Don Bluth original. Look it up. You fucking...

Let's talk about Dogglooth's fucking corpse ass. Can I be Frank? You can be Corey. Dead. I thought God Bluth was fucking dead. Are you saying... I actually thought this dude was dead. Are you saying a Gnobin Central Park is a bad film?

Yes, but I'm also saying that I thought Don Luth was fucking dead. I had no idea. He might as well be. He fucking moved the dirt and crawled out of his fucking grave. He was in the Stodiac video and they're fucking puppeting his corpse around. Did you see him get up and like walk and like stretch his bones out? It's like, it's like that one movie, what's it called fucking Saturdays? Did you see him get up and he like walked around?

He was like popping his fucking bones. He walks like that horror movie, the mama person, down the hallway, the crickety monster that's how he walks. That's how he's walking around to go to his tablet and fucking walk. So he runs really fast to his tablet. Time to draw DragonsLair. That Kickstarter fan. Yeah, well let's talk about

Dragon's Lair. Okay. I was actually to afford his heart transplant. I know, I want to just say I respect Don Blue that should make it. I should clarify. I'm just joking. I'm joking. But what I don't understand is this like new wave of nostalgia nonsense. There's like a wave of all like 80s, 90s stuff being

rebooted or, you know, like Mr.Sides theater, psychonauts too, the DragonsLader thing. I guarantee half the people who say, I love Dragon's Lair. They just love the fucking video. I got it for free in my cereal box. Dragon's layer was fucking awful. Well, I think the problem is that, like, I respect a lot of

the Kickstarter's out there. I'm not shitting on all of them at all. But I feel like some people who do have series for like the 80s or whatever, or movies or whatever, they want to bring it back and I think that's a viable option, but they don't really look into the specifics of it. They're in over their heads in a way. Tim Schaefer fucking He's deliberately...

He got way more of a budget than he thought, and he still spent it all in. I looked at it a few hours ago. He asked for, I think it was 400,000. He got $3,300,000. So he got almost $3 million more than he asked for. Let's just ignore the other fucking games he completely abandoned. So he got what he asked for plus $3 million. And it's still...

That's a whole other fucking story. So if you do a Kickstarter, are you legally obliged to make it? No. No, that's the bad thing. What? We're talking about Kickstarter. So he can actually legally take the money. Yeah, and run.

Yeah, we were talking. I'm not saying him. That happened to that done. Well, he can. Because he's not using Kickstarter. He's using fucking Fignation or some made-up website. A big example of a scam that happened was the Chester Cheetah, whatever the fuck is called, two. Cheetah Men 2.

Cheetah Men 2? That game was them play up nostalgia. They, like, admittedly were like, yeah, it's a scam. Fuck you. They literally just released the game exactly how it was. That was really messed up. Same shit happened with Femm frequency, too, where they got way more money they thought. They put out two outs a chance.

You don't have something, too, but Kickstarter. that it has kind of come up over the last years. All these Kickstarter now, where some of them, people have to do what they can do. But then there's these kickstaters that are promoted already to begin with. They already have people who are ready to put millions of dollars into the Kickstarter. There's already money being pumped in. So they make it do like, oh no, look, this Kickstarter,

we really need the money, but they're already being invested. It sucks because the kickstaters who have either taken the money and ran with it or have genuinely wanted to finish the game but they weren't able to. Those far out number of the people who have actually done what they said, they're gonna do to the team. Yeah. One of the people that did exactly what they said they were to do

was a sideline happiness. I give props. They did everything. Oh yeah, I give them props. They've been releasing stuff constantly. There's a lot of stories though of like,

like it even happened to me where I donated to the Kung Fury thing and I didn't get my rewards at all. Oh yeah, that happens a lot. Now they're releasing some fucking 80s looking like CRTV's nostalgia looking bullshit like Kung Fury game. Yeah.

That's like looks horrible, looks like a terrible indie game. It's just hard because, it just happens. It just happens where... Yeah, the movie's good, but do you really want to see fucking, like, random, like, laser dinosaurs shooting, like, fucking Amazonian women's with fucking rifles? It's a huge mess, because for the people who get kind of fucked, like, say you need to do a Kickstarter and you're like, I'm going to send out like 400,000 rewards now, but you don't want to do it, so you hire someone to do it. So then you hire that person, and then there are probably shit, so you fire them.

And then the people that they sent the rewards out to, you can't keep track of now that you fire them or whatever. You need someone who... It's such a mess. That's the courage. It's like if your thing does well, you have a fucking 400 backers. Now you have to sit on four-hered things. That's why you shouldn't be an incompetent monkey with a typewriter. Well, or a big thing.

Another thing that happened, though, was negative. John Kay, and it's not polite to share the other honest, but this is a situation where... You know what's fucked up about John Kay? Is he was, like, complaining about stuff. He's like, oh, I don't have the money. And then fucking, like, Miley Cyrus came to him. He did a cartoon in, like, fucking, like, three weeks. He, again, not even speaking on his character or anything,

just speaking solely on his Kickstarter behavior. He raised over $100,000, I think, for like a three-minute cartoon. It's like, dude, that ruins it for everybody else, though. Yeah. That's going to be the back of everybody's heads. I mean, I'm doing it to something. Some space documentary a few years ago. I donated...

I donated to, like, really shitty, like, anime, indie, like... Not saying indie bad, but, like, people who clearly looked like they were going to fall under. They were asking for a game that was, like, $100 and it looked terrible. Yeah, I donated to the reward. The thing that they were supposed to send him, got, like, smashed in the mail. That's not their fault, though. I mean, it sucks, but I agree. What I'm saying is, like, it's never been worth it for me to donate to anything. What about the AVGM movie?

Unless I just wanted to support it. I don't lead it to that. He did a lot with that budget. Yeah. That budget looks double what it was worth. Mm, really? He did a very, very good job with that budget. He managed his budget really good. Did you see his new Board James video?

No. He did a finale for Board James. Like, fucking, it was overflowing with practical effects and shit. Yeah, he's always really... He's always really... He's always really captured that to... And it was really interesting because he pulled, like, an exception-like story, but he did it so nicely. He, like, made it work.

And, like, I got to give him props where, like, props are and stuff. He's really good at making, like, people, like, look like they're smaller and, like, a big... Like, he, like, had to look these green screens and, like, he was doing... Like, tiny husband? Yeah, like, recording the ground and, like, people were falling, and it's, like, the ground was getting bigger. And then, like, fucking, they spun on the ground and then... Reddleta media is also really good with that, too. Rutherlady is always really good with their budgets.

Let's get into the real... The real deal. The meat of things. The juicy meat. I like to bring something up. I saw a documentary. That's documentary, I guess. It's called The Nightmare.

It's about, you know what sleep paralysis is? Yes. So this filmmaker takes a few people, like eight people about that. And they ask them what they see in their sleep paralysis, because people have very severe sleep paralysis. And he takes what their stories are, and he, like, makes it into films and he reacts it? It's scared the fuck out of me.

Because I've never had, well, I've had it, but I've never, like, had it to, like, I've never seen anything in that sense. It's fucking horrifying. When do you guys said a story about you? There was, like, a hunched over, like shadow person running around in my room. I was Chris's one.

I was in my bed staring at the wall and then you get this sensation where you hear everything like bass drop where it goes like, oh. And everything is like real, you know, you start feeling like there's shit closing in around you, but and then you start hallucinating. So I hallucinated this huge, I'd have to draw it. It was like, it was just, it wasn't human at looking at all, but it had big long arms, big, long, or tiny little legs at the back and a tiny little white like face in the middle. You should draw it for this podcast. Yeah, I will.

And it was just like, it was at the, like, you know, the foot of my bed, but it was, it was leaning in very, very slowly, slowly, while keeping its, like, hands and legs both on the ground. So for just a, it was, like, to me, it was, like, nine foot tall, like, just leaning in. So for people who don't know. It was, like, coming in. Yeah. But people who don't know really quickly, sleep paralysis is literally just, like,

you wake up, you're actually awake, but your body releases chemicals when you go to sleep that pleases your body. You start dreaming over real light. So you don't like sleepwalk. Yeah. Yeah. So your body, your brain like, sets of chemicals,

but you go to sleep that paralyzes your body. You get fucking hyper-realistic hallucinations. No, there's no distinguishing. It's honestly when people say like, well, I felt I couldn't breathe. They felt like someone was holding me down and I was seeing like hands strangling me.

Oh my God. That happens. But that is like sleep paralysis. I used to get it every single night. We talked to this recently. I didn't know this. You had it like really bad for a while time. I had it really bad.

When I was, when I was a kid, I saw it like, my first memory of it is that I woke up and I thought my sister was in bed beside me. Then I noticed it was a little boy. I was like, what the fuck? I don't have any brothers.

So I was like, what the hell? And then I got up and I was like, I tried to walk away. And then he got out of my bed and he started walking towards me. I was like, who the fuck is it? I didn't even know. Like, I was like, who the fucking got out of the family?

He was coming out. Yeah, I was a black shadow. No, it was just a little boy. And then like he just disappeared. But he did register to the real life. He just really like, oh, wait, me like, my mom has a friend over or something. That's exactly what I thought was.

It's not sleep paralysis. No, but that time I wasn't paralyzed, but uh... I was like, sleep paralysis. Yeah, no, no, that was Jake. I just woke up and I used to get that. And then I ran to my parents' room and I woke up there so I knew it was real. And then I kept getting that like same fucking boy for a long time. And then, um, it stopped.

But then when I turned like 19, I started getting sleep paralysis again, but the actual where I was actually paralyzed, I started getting that every single night. And I saw, I was seeing figures in my room, hearing tapping on my windows, hearing like, I used to get audio hallucinations a lot more than visual, but like the audio ones were kind of creepy and then I'd get like visual ones every few nights and uh

I'd see just shadows and stuff like it would just hear it I didn't hear it like it wasn't even scary like I just hear like a football game going on or like ambience or I used to work in like McDonald's and I just hear McDonald's like exact sounds of like what happened in McDonald's going on and then like I'd get like a visual one

where it would just be a shadow man in a hat So you Chris told me so casually If I saw a shadow figure A little room and I was paralyzed I would think I would have a heart attack. No, but I think there's something, like, at the time, it is so scary, but then when you wake up, you're like, I know. I know it's not a real, like, divilet or something, but I, the security of sleep paralysis is it's your own brain making it, so it literally fishes from your own fear. Yeah, it knows.

Your brain knows exactly what's the most scary thing in your head, and it conjures that up. Yeah, I haven't, I haven't gotten it in, like, four years, so I'm like, I look back on it. I'm like, that was kind of cool. I haven't gotten it since I moved to America, but I used to get it every night when I lived in Ireland. What happened you frugally, Chris? You would hate it. No, no, but the thing is, um, so the first time it happened, I was lying on my back, staring it, like, into the ceiling or whatever, or the wall. I was just like, you're on your back, and then you just feel like kind of, like, take hold of you, and then you're glued to your bed and you can't move, right? So, like, the first time that happened, I had no idea what happened.

I've never heard of sleep paralysis before. I was fucking terrified. Do you think you were dying or something? I just couldn't believe what happened. It was like a ghost was in the room. Like, I couldn't believe it. And then, like, I told my mom and my sister, and my sister was like, that happens to me every single. night. And I was just like, oh. To that degree, to that bad? It happens to her every single night. Oh my God. That happened to me every night too. But the thing is like, I was like, so what causes it? And I looked it up. And it's like, when you're in bed, your brain goes, are you sleep yet? And you might feel like a little it in your face. So you go to

So if you feel like little like itches on your face at night time and you don't scratch it, your body will go, okay, you're falling asleep now, so it releases that chemical. But if you're still awake, you start dreaming while you're awake. Yeah, you can't move, right? You're always going to dream bad shit because the second you realize you can't move, you feel claustrophobic. Yeah, and your brain goes, you know, fuck. What I heard was that, yeah, the initial anxiety of realizing, like, just the anxiety of realizing that you're paralyzed, causes your brain to look for danger because it knows you're anxious.

Yeah, but the second time, happened to me, I told it was like, it was an airplane crash stream, but then I was in my bed, glued, and I was looking around my room and I couldn't move, right? But the second time I was like, you're in sleep paralysis, you know what's going on. Do not think of anything bad. And I was darting my eyes around, just trying to, like, distract myself from thinking of something scary. Like, I was trying to, like, call it to my friend, but I couldn't do. It's like, Yeah, I feel like if I was thinking to that, I think of anything bad, that would just make me think of something bad. Yeah, it does. It does. Like, when I, uh, brain conjured up Samara from

the ring. And like, you and your ghost girls. Yeah, I know, I know, but, no, but see, but I have a really bad story of a ghost girl. I'm scared of cliches. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Chris, you would literally shit your head. I know. It was a joke. I'm kidding. In my head, I laughed. I saw Samara from the ring because...

You motherfuckers can lose a dream in the shadow roll. I can't fucking... Man, I, like, sometimes I'm not even paralyzed and I have to have these hallucinations when I wake. This is you see these... My only experience with sleep paralysis, where you guys have all experienced? I don't have any. My only experiences is not being able to... to get up and just like feeling the idea of being like yeah that's so weird is you close your eyes and

visualize your entire body getting up but then when you open them again you're in the exact you're dreaming dude it's terrifying i just give one little weird fact about it though that happened to me so uh the first time i was like i realized uh you get it because you're lying down on your back in bed and you're falling asleep right when i learned that that happened to me because it was in my back i laid on my front for a few months and it didn't happen to me again and the very same night I laid out on my back for the first time in months. It happened to me again, so I haven't done it since. I never sleep in the back.

I don't sleep my back for that reason. I can sleep on my side, my front, my back, but I have not slept on my back since because I'm too afraid. I strictly sleep in my stomach. If I sleep on my back, well, I haven't had it. But now, what's interesting thing is you've told me that you, like, hallucinate, like, even after waking up sometimes. Like, you said that... Yeah, I go to the bathroom or something, and I'll see something out the window. Yeah, you told me you went to the bathroom with a ground floor and, like, behind a tree, you're still, like, tall...

Yeah, it was like before Slender Man was a thing, so I'm not like ripping on. But I saw a thing, it was almost like Slender. It wasn't exactly like it, but I saw like a really fucking thing just like literally like right near a tree. About like, I'd say 20 feet away from the window. But I was already getting these things beforehand. So I like knew it was fake. But the worst ones I used to get is the like, I swear to God it was the most evil. I barely even saw her, but it was like an evil presence of a girl.

That's why I'm scared of it because this is what triggered it because I got the most evil presence ever. You said that our fly was haunted by a little girl. Yeah, because I thought it was the same one that I kept seeing. Isn't stress like, like, the cause of, like, Yeah, it's a huge, it's a huge, it's a huge, it's a huge, it's a huge factor. Stressing yourself out, it causes air loss, it's causing you to sleepwalk. Yeah, what it does is it fucks with you. The more stressed you are, the more you're playing.

And the more, the more fucks you, the more stressed you get. Yeah, so it's like, it's exactly like just rolling down a hill. Can I elaborate on that little girl though? Like, now I know it's like not real, but while it's happening, I still, like, it's as real as it gets. No, I don't see her. I don't see her. I don't see her. I just know she's there.

But the second time I got sleep paralysis, I was like, I know exactly what's happening. Does that not happen to you? No, no, it does. I think what he's like, even though it's, even though he knows what it is, it's still scary because you're seeing a little. At the time. But to elaborate, just a tiny thing. To elaborate, we were talking about.

I feel her around. I only ever had sleep paralysis once in my life, ever. And I didn't see anything. I was laying on my side and I felt like a, that's the way to describe, it was like an evil presence. Yeah. I felt like looking at me over me, like, hudging over me. And then I put my body being pulled out of my window, which is next to my bed, my old house. And I was like, this is fucking scary, dude.

This is gay. This is not cool. And then somebody hooked me up and I was like, holy, fuck. You guys have all these experiences. Like, one really weird experience I had that I recall after a while, you guys talking to your stuff, is I remember sitting in my room when I was really little. It was at one of my dad's places. I think he was, like, kind of like a makeshift room because he was turning it into an office and was also a room.

So it was kind of like sleeping with all these. So it was a room that was full of a bunch of fucking, like, doctoring a girl. equipment and shit. And this guy with a cowboy hat comes into the room and fucking tips it at me. Did not I'll tell you about it? No, he was just, he just walks in. Did you have the hack guy? Don't tell me you had the fucking hack guy. Listen, he comes in, he tipped his hat at me and then he left. And I was sitting there and looking at it and I was just like, man that hack guy. That's a hat guy. That's a common guy. That's a common guy's in everyone's fucking

Sleep paralysis guy. Everyone gets the hack guy. That's why it's scary. Do you want to know just fucking true terror? He doesn't come at you though. He just, this is real. He doesn't come at you. He doesn't This is a good day. This is real, right? My sister is a sleep walker and a sleep talker She used to walk through the house in her sleep and we just got used to it and we'd be like okay She's doing it again but nothing is fucking scarier than hearing footsteps going down the hall at the fucking dead of night Right and you hear I'm gonna fucking exorcist talk

Oh yeah I know that's like fucking speaking of tongue That's what she does it's fucking scary friends it's weird too because you know when you stay over at your friends house So I'm gonna stay the night at his house and like you don't realize that your friends sometimes sleep Sleep talks? That is terrifying. He has such a normal... Apparently I do it too, but I... Lexi does it sometimes.

I'll be like laying next to her and she'd be like, ha ha, it's funny. That's English. Who fucking cares? Completely vividly. She's sitting there and I'm just like... What is she talking about? There's stuff on the TV. And it used to happen to my friend too.

He'd be like, put over there. And I would just be like... Yeah, I used to just say like nonsense. I'm sure, I'm sure I'll kiss those, but I sometimes sleep costs. But I can understand. I've heard you sleep talk. I think, I think, scream. the idea of Irish gibberish?

Yeah. Any more fucking terrible. Zach does sleep, a scream. I have that's night terrors. So the difference between sleep paralysis is like you wake up and you see something. Night terrors are literally the exact opposite. So you wake up going, ah, ah, no, no, he doesn't. No, it is.

You've never done it that bad, but you've got, you've woken up and got like, ugh. It is the most horrifying, seriously like, fight or flight thing ever, but you don't know why. You just wake up terrified. But sometimes, I'll do this, I might have talked about before, but a few times it's not sleep paralysis, But I'll hallucinate for like maybe five to ten seconds tops. Yeah. After I wake up, if I have that, like, one time I woke up when I was really terrified, and I saw ants all of my arm.

I was like, ah! Like Woody Allen. Woody Allen was on your hand. Fuck you, Chris. I'm getting a big hand for a little bit here. I turned my lamp on it and disappeared. But a few nights ago, I was really, really tired. I was on a Skype call with somebody.

And I fell asleep with a Skype call, and they sent something. For some reason, it terrified me. And I screamed. I screamed. I woke up, I saw three figures in my room standing staring at me. And that terrified me more so I was like, oh, and then they fucking went away and I couldn't go back to bed. Oh, you're talking about that kind of stuff? That's happened to me before, but I never really thought of it because it's not like in the same vein of sleep.

It's a little bit different, but it's still terrifying. I was sleeping on my side against the wall. It was completely dark, but it was like this weird thing where I'm pretty sure the shadows were just playing tricks on me. Because it was at night and there was like a lot of lights on outside, so all these different shadows of my. room were there and when I woke up I turned around because I was like facing the wall and you know when you face a wall in your fucking vision has been completely blocked out for the last 12 hours you turn and immediately see all these different fucking shadows moving and wiggling you just like it's just like things are

like fucking scurring you under your bed and blankets and shit and you're just like what's going on I used to get really bad hallucinations that my grandmother says where she had this big huge painting on her wall and it was like an old Irish lane and the you know the road wraps all the way down this lane. I used to always just look at it when I was trying to go to sleep and I'd see little like shadows walking up and down. Oh my god that happened to me as well I was exactly about that yesterday. The weirdest thing I ever had that was deliberate hallucination I've ever had when I woke up so I wasn't I could move one of those things

called in above baby cribs that were they baby mobiles mobile well wells I woke up we're at Aaron's house crazy I think I think it might have been you you told me about this three of us I woke up and above me I saw a baby a giant baby mobile and I was like blinky I was like what the all Aaron's face yeah I was Yeah, I was all in its face like, hey dude, what's up? Hey, dude, what's up? No, but seriously, I woke up, and I looked at the ceiling, and I was bleaky. I was like, what? And I moved my head around, and my brain, like, perfectly fucking motion tracked and, like, to where it was.

So I saw this thing moving, and I woke my ex-puffin up, and I was like, do you see this baby mobile? And she's like, what? And they just went away, and it was like, oh, never mind, it's good. She couldn't go back to bed. It's good the fuck out of her. You ever gone to a water park for a whole day and gotten in the bed at the end of it, and you feel like you're in the water slides still? That happens when you go to a boat for a long time. You get off the boat, you fucking, like, walking, like you have some kind of... You ever had that feeling when you're, like, after going to, like, some water thing,

you have all this water in your ear? And then you're, like, relaxing your bed and suddenly it pops and all this water like you... Yeah, comes out. Explositing your ear. You're like, what the fuck? Because suddenly you, like, hear? You guys were pick up hot slash on Ridscape for gold? Hot Slash.

Do you want to hear my RuneScape experience? Yeah. Whatever. So my friend's like, you got to play RuneScape. It's the funnest game out there. I was already hands deep in Gaia. Wait, you were a guy fag? Listen.

You know, I was like, guys, cool, but I need to check out this RuneScape thing. So I played RuneScape. I went through their fun tutorials, and 30 minutes later, when I was finally playing the game, I didn't know what to do. And I walked around and talked to people, and I was like, how do I make money? And everyone was just going, lull, lull, idiot, wall. And I'm just like, what fuck do I do? You have to mind going to fucking four days. So helpful.

I talked to the MPC guy, and I'm like, can you help me? And then this guy went, he's like, he's not going to help you. He's not real. So I was like, what do I do? And so I went, I went to this guy, and this guy confronted me. He's like, I'll give you a starter weapon for whatever goal you have. And I'm like, okay, I got a few goal because I found it from like a random creator box thing. And he raw me and signed off.

And I'm like, fuck Rootscape. That was like Screensed. That's the whole thing. I went back to Guy and fucking went on the forum and I'm like, rude gay. You're trying to sneer Rootscape for everybody. You're trying to start a campaign? Yeah, after that, I went out of the phone. Yeah.

After that I went to the guy Like hangout zone and I hung out with my cool guy Of friends and we talked about how gay ruinscaped it Yeah you're preaching to the choir there though Like did you tell you about the guy Did ever tell you about the guy fucked on Fracadia? Yeah you did you talked about the pedophile man No you talked about how he violently forced his yiff ways in the air

No no no wanna be a part of it This was a different guy he was um I was 14 and I met a guy in Fracadian He was like hey baby and I was pretending to be a girl and I was trying to find guys to fuck with So I was like hey what's up you want a yiff and he's like yeah whatever So I used to do that in Naya I saw I pretty much fucked the guy for Katie I was like Yeah I was like you like fucking me

He's like yeah and I was like well I'm a 14 year old boy And he was like I don't care And he just kept fucking me and I was like okay that that's weird And then You keep going? No no no I stop You're trying to sign out when he like cut the cords Yeah it was just he just did not care

Why do 14 year old boys have a draw to pretend to be 13 year old girls To old men I don't get it because every one of what does it It's the only way you can fucking troll people at that age Yeah Is that really trolling you're just making something like jerk off To you, you're like, hey, I'm gonna surprise him. That's the equivalent of like dressing with a girl making your friend fuck you. You'd be like, gotcha, you're gay now.

You fuck me. I literally, that kind of stuff. Because you're making a guy masturbating you. Yeah. That kind of stuff is such like a waste of time. I would never even think about wasting my time doing it. It's like opening up an IMVU account fucking conning somebody. It's like, what do you get out of it, wasting your time, ultimately?

Getting a fucking malware on your computer for downloading a fucking IMU person. Look, I was a vigilante, okay? I only did it the people who deserved it. Yeah, me too. That's downloaded it. every IEMU app. Her fucking computer was running a one one fucking frame per second. Just like got to open up IAM

That is the biggest adress scams. It's like warning your computer has a virus. She's like move I gotta play out. Like IMVU appears on like porn websites on the corn who download that? I downloaded IAMVU because I was curious I was like what is this gay shape? It's like second life except worse. It's malware

you install it and it's like would you like I am view keycard and I'm like no I don't want this and it automatically install it all your stuff like any website you go on it's like Would you like to buy some fucking IMVU haircuts? What is this game? I've never heard of this before. It's just like second life.

It was like 10 years ago. It's like if you take second life and you cut out everything and you put it in one house. You can like decorate it and you can have the Sims kind of. Yeah, you can have your lame like fucking hipster clothes. You can go in there and be like talk to each other and like wave and second life is fucking weird on it. The last way I played with Chris, we went to some strip club and there was like some four year old woman. And Chris is like harassing her. Fuck you.

You were harassing her. No. I was being polite. You fucking liar. I said I had an 8-inch dick and I heard some 40-year-old smoker go, who has an 8-inch dick? Come over here, big boy. I was like, I got an 8-dick. It's a real fucking big baby.

And you harassed her because you're no damn good, dude, you're a fucking liar. I do not harass people in second life. I fish for it. I fucking, I act like the people. I'm polite to them and I see what funny shit they'll say. Chris, all the worst are. Chris, you like bait them kind of.

Yeah. Chris, you walked in there and you're like, guys, who is a backslash B, backslash, bro here. Who's a, who's a, Who's a for shit, bro? He did what I did. You come in and you'd be like, I'm innocent.

Hey, who wants to be my friend? I'm new to the game. Look, the worst, the actual worst thing I did in Second Life was the, I went to Sonic Town and it was really bad because it was a girl who was a girl. It was a girl who looked like shadow. She was female shadow. And she was just dancing with some guy and I walked over and I was dressed as tails. Tails is a girl. And I was like, excuse me, could you turn this fucking music down?

And they were like, whoa! Did you just trigger you? I was like, you turn this fucking music down and they were like, well, What's your problem? It's like you are like you know yeah yeah you're triggering me and and then then everyone was like Whoa you you better turn it down or whatever that the girl was like well what I shouldn't have to turn it down I was like you you call me a fag enabler and then this huge fucking like epidemic of people like screaming over each other started happening where people were for like people thought I was a girl They were defending me for bursting in telling this poor girl to turn off for music people were defending my fucking ass because they're fucking worthless you like you like

ruined a friendship of like five years. There was, no, that was a separate incident. You've ruined several friendships. Yeah, where I walked up to a guy. I pretty much just called them names for like a minute. I was being an asshole. But I just wanted to see what happened because I was dressed as tails and I just wanted to see what they would do. That's what Eric did was like this.

My predictions came true. They were treating me good because I was a girl and they didn't believe their friend, who they had been friends with for months and months. And they just believed my word because I waltzed in and said that I triggered them. That's how much power the word trigger has. Dude, there's power. You pull out the... The tea word.

The tasty words that people use all the time. I was... Look, okay, I was... I was being a huge cunt, but I just wanted to see what would happen. I mean, the fact that that was the outcome cut on the gates the fact that you'd be a dick. Yeah, like...

If they were like, fuck off, asshole, be like, okay, that's interesting... If they had it, like, kick me out instantly, it would have been like, yep, deserved it. But no, they didn't. They kept me in their... They treated me like royalty because I said I was triggered

because I was a girl. They turned on the actual victim and fucking blamed her the victim blamed. Yeah. And at the end of it, The fucking, the poor girl, everyone made her apologize to me because I said that she triggered me and I called her a faginable. Are you serious? Yes.

It was fucking bullshit. It's funny. Didn't like a presidential candidate in like 2004 fucking going Second Life, the Holy K-Hen or like 2008, or like 2008 I think? Yeah. Barack Obama opened up his second wife. Well he's like, hey all, please walk for me. They're like, get at this sort of dancing. No, but no, I think like, I want to say it was John Edwards.

He did, like... There is weird remnants on Second Life where like big companies have purchased land for a few years and they've just completely forgotten about it. about it so you can go and visit shit that's just like ghost towns Oh yeah, Mountain Mountain Dew has like a fucking like They have this like factory that you can go into

and there's nothing there It's completely barren With like a chair in the center of it There's a chair in the center of it You'll wait Shout out to the best gamers For showing me How to do stuff in second life

Have you guys were played Club Penguin before? I was just about to bring up Yes Club Penguin for me was coming in and being like Fuck this game Cory

Can I ask? Corey This game is bullshit It's rigged It's fucking horseshit So they did What up this guy who's just like I don't like this game can someone tell me how to leave this hub and I'm like fuck you Okay, what do you think? I'm gonna think the ratio of like pedophile the children is on it is like 991

Yeah, it's a pet-eyed blue-eyed baby who goes to that game. There's a million fucking dirty pedophiles My little sister who was literally like eight was being groomed on there like all the fucking But you? Yeah, but me I had my avatar and I put my head with a little slut. There's like this guy on YouTube who on He's like, all my friends are in my, uh, are in my igloo right now. And it's just like a bunch of kids in there with him. This guy's like 35 and he's like, I went over there. He's probably my closest friend.

He's just recording his fucking, there's like, you can go to people's houses and throw parties. And you can get DJ. He was recording this off a real camcorder? Yeah, he had a bunch of kids at his house. And it's like, obviously there's no audio. It's just texting stuff. Yeah. And he's like, we've been friends for a while.

Oh my God. And I favored it, but of course it got deleted from my fucking favorite. Corr. We just say, I think we talked about it before, but just, your favorites are a fucking, like, a gold volume. Corey's favorites are, like, what's that one, rat? Fucking psycho. It's a weird MS Paint and Mouse dancing on a keyboard. We're like, like, what was you?

I don't know. I don't remember putting it on there. Yeah, no, I favorite. Corey's just on autopilot, three-year-old Corey was on autopilot, because he saw the rat and he fucking popped in his favorites. It's a weird, like, MS Paint's mouse on two frames, dancing on a keyboard. All the videos that are deleted are, like, of people who are, like, wearing diapers, and they're like, you like, how I look at these? You like how I fucking look at these Clos humans are a fucking fevered dude

But there's also like I also favorite it like Just like retarded people with their camera next time And they're just like eating fucking food While they're like playing loud music in the background They just like ha ha That shit got deleted too No wonder why Corey

Favorite videos and people go there And you're like you fucking loser kill yourself That's why you always gotta back up your favorite videos That's what I only ever did it once Was that I had to force had to do it with that of that fucking of the little deformed Gallum girl singing the hudgeback song You found that.

Did ever tell a story about that? No, that's a cool story. I was looking at fucking Disney songs on YouTube because I'm a loser. I typed in like hunchback. You typed in Hellfire cover. I typed in Hellfire cover because I like sometimes I hear the musical

like you know what I always seem to put me like a good version of this, you know? Yeah, yeah. And that was like the first result that was like 35 views and the girl was like fucking janky looking for the thumbnail and I was like oh boy, 35 views

and they clicked it. It was like three years old. She was deformed to say the least. There was something wrong. Like half her face was like sunken in. Yeah, it was like. We're never being mean. She looked like a skeleton with the skin kind of just thrown on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She had like weird bags on her. She looked like like a zombie apocalypse, but she's like, she's like been dead for like two days. She probably, yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, she looks like she was dead. So I put it to click it and I'm working, so I put it on my main screen while drawing. And you ever put a video and you kind of forget it's all, it kind of just plays because you forget about it. It's like a five minute video, but she's not even, she's going, bha-ta-uh, she's not a note. She's just really going, uh-da-da-da.

That's exactly. It's nothing. Yeah, she's like, man, man. And I forget I'm watching it, and I'm drawing. And I, from my ear, I hear, oh, sorry, did I, did I ruin it? I'm like, what? That's a regular voice. And I look over, and it's a big morbidly obese mother naked, walked in.

And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I rewind the video. And one of the parts, the mother walks in, buck-ass naked. She walks in, she goes, oh, oh, oh, no, did I ruin it? And the little girl is, like, smiling. And she's sort of smiling, and she goes, ugh. She's saying again. And then I'm, like, walks out, I'm like, why?

And she uploaded it to you too. It goes off like two minutes more. What's that one video when there's like kids like that are like, this is the Karen and Susie show. Then the mom walks in and it's like, Oh, fucking shit, dude. That's the fucking toilet. Yeah.

So I downloaded that video. I was like, I know if I shared this is going to be deleted. So I downloaded it and showed up it got deleted, but I still have it. So I'll post it. What about that video? The little girl? The two girls are like, this is this is a girl. It's like these two little girls.

The other mom fucking kicks the door. And she's like, who's shit? Who didn't flush the shit? Yeah, it's fucking disgusting. They're their big shit, you nasty bitch. And then the kids are like, why did they upload that? Yeah, I understand. Why did they gain from uploading that?

It's not like when you make a video, just immediately up with you. Didn't YouTube have a feature where they can do live uploads like that? Yeah, Christian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he also was going through his fucking piss-stained eyed toys. Most of these people still have, like, all these videos stuff. It's fucking pewge with yellow, dude.

Have you ever just, like, slapped your fucking cap on? keyboard and then like no cori pop up and it's just like the fucking most craziest thing ever That's what I used to do I used to do that and I would just fucking slap my hand On the keyboard and just press search And I would go from upload time

And there would just be like people who are like fucking like In the room like singing and just doing really stupid shit Speaking of fucking uh gross freakazoid Do you ever see that video? You know sometimes people will be like Them react them watching one of your videos or something And it's just so black dude with like no tuesday in a really weird-looking room

really close to the camera. It's called, like, Helping his reaction to... Or reaction to a hub on his Christmas. Right, yeah, and it's him just going, uh, and he's, like, talking, like, Sims talk, like, under his breath.

And it's, like, the video's, like, 12 minutes long, but the video he's reacting to was, like, three minutes. So there's, like, four minutes of just dead space of him, like, trying to, like, figure out how to, like,

breathe and, like, not die, like, just being conscious of his own bodily functions. And the video goes, it's over. It's really bizarre. You know, I appreciate the support fellow, but, uh... I used to have, like, weird response videos like that.

They just be, like, zoning off. It's like, dude, why did you even make a video if you're not even going to be a part of it? It's like, did you just, like, decide to do a video, but not... The better ones where people were actually, like, kind of trying, they're not, like, handing it up or something. Yeah, there's that one video you showed me of, like, a guy in a snake, he bites at his heel, and he turns around and smacks the snake. Oh, yeah, that video is fucking is stuck, it's a guy called... The video is called Man Smacked Snake Pit.

And the snake's coming up on me goes, fucking smacks it in the head. It's like he doesn't have a stick or anything. It's just like the bare minimum of defense against a highly poisonous snake. He's hushed over too, and he hits like an ape. It's like the most painful slap ever. Did you see that gift that someone posted where it's like a monkey just picks up a fucking raccoon and fucking... Just chucks it, yeah. Yeah, what an asshole.

Corey? You got mad. You want to clarify something. Oh yeah, I want to clarify something. Nile. How dare you include slander with me not present? Oh, you out my... Hey, hey, roll the people's court music. Bub, bub, ba, ba, ba, bum.

All right, all right. Let's bring, let's bring, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh. Buh, Buh. Nile's case, okay. Nile. My case is, I remember. You came downstairs, and you're like, what are you doing? And I was like... Oh, hey, what? Oh, this is completely changed now.

Now you're changing it up. Okay, tell me your story. Well, my story is, you came into the room anyway, one way or another, and I said, Corey, have you seen the video of the chimp raping the frog? You know what I remember? And then I put it on, and you went, what the fuck, do you off there?

I remember the whole day watching nothing but violent monkey attacks. I saw a fucking gazelle get eaten by a baboons. I wasn't part of any of this. Listen, I saw an egg smash his fucking, like wife's fucking meat-born baby and get it back to her. I saw all this shit. I didn't know you're going through some ape fucking trauma day. And then you were like, hey, bio. I didn't know his fucking baboon day on Animal Planet where you...

Listen, and then you were like, hey, who, check it out. He's raping your fuck. I thought he was gonna be fucking ripping it apart. So I went upstairs. That is my case. You made it seem like I was fucking freaking out from monkey's fucking... That's what it seemed like to me, because I wasn't there. Well, you know what the difference between a fucking rape and a mouth rape?

It's a big difference. Okay, you didn't say he was open mouth fucking the frog. I thought he was... Wait, oh, I'm sorry. I was... That's why I was... Why is it... Why is the...

Why is it still tiny? Why to get better than either hole? I didn't want to see a monkey fucking... Plusting his dick ripping a fucking frog. It's very funny because the frog was... Why is it chute? Fucking a frog up the ass is better than a fucking in the mouth. Because I don't want to see a frog getting ripped at the scene.

Cory, a frog's ass is smaller than a frog's mouth. I know. I didn't want to see that. I thought that's what he was saying. You want to see a monkey rape a frog? What's your natural like this? I thought you were saying you would rather see a monkey fuck a frog up the ass than a monkey fuck a frog. I'm sorry I didn't clarify what kind of... You should have fucking clarified.

If you were said, oh, he just uses it as a... Well, you see, when I say, when there's a video about a monkey raping a frog, I would have sat down there and fucking... Corey would have grabbed the fucking popcorn. Corey thought the monkey's ass was gonna like tear open. No, yeah, tear in the fucking frondent apart. Yeah, you should have cleared up on. Yeah, you should have cleared up on.

I would have grabbed the lubrication. I would have rubbed it all over his neck. Corey, your asshole can barely fit like a finger or two up in. What do you think... I can fit a fairly good size marker. Thank you very much. Why would you assume that a frog's asshole is bigger than a pin slit? I don't know.

Are you not going to fit his mouth? massive monkey cock of frog ass. He could find the hole and fucking finger for a little bit. He got a nice to lubricate it? And then he fucking fucks it. He can't, he's gonna lubricate it a little bit with his finger. He's just spit on his crinkled monkey finger. He's gonna fucking figure it and like, do that.

It didn't loose and ready. Take a stick and fucking punk it and put it against the fire till it pops and then fuck it. Chris, one took me a video of these two retards of the lake and what goes like, and it pans over. His friend is like fucking his dick with a fish. Yeah. This video, yeah. What?

These two guys were just content, like, oh, he's my friend fucking a feed. I've seen a guy in his friend fucking, like a deer out in the public. Let's wrap up the people's court thing. So now, are you happy? Are you happy with the case here? Well, you know, I think it could have got, it couldn't have gone better today at this courtroom. The judge did all of his best. You got some log fucking tints on, you little bitch.

I would everybody go back in the courtroom, just pull your little tins out, because they're gonna laugh real hard, all right? You see, I didn't have time to put out my brazier, just morning because I was trying to get... Are you doing a Jewish woman's impression? Okay, Corey, are you happy with the result of this court case? No, I want 16 years. Or $10, $100 fine. Case dismissed. Have you ever escalated a situation to avoid a different situation? Like, if you ever seen somebody being a weirdo so you just try to out crazy them so they leave you alone? I did that recently. I was with Chris and Al, we were going to Wawa, we saw this guy by a Papa John's in a pizza outfit.

We were walking to Wawa one day. And like there's a Papa John's between our house and Wawa And when we were walking towards the Papa Johns We noticed there was a guy in a pizza outfit doing a dance He's gonna go, hey guys And he was giving it as all He was dancing I got the feeling we were like

Oh he's totally gonna bother us As we got closer there was no avoiding him So we're like oh god he's gonna do something And he saw he even saw us going like Oh for fuck sake And then he still kind of like sadly But like hopped over to us He was like so I saw this guy

This guy's totally it'd bother me He went hey what's a pizza I love it a pizza I love the big pepperoni And immediately, immediately he stepped back and did it immediately He said,

Whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa, So this guy just skipped on over to us, did a dance, he goes, You own pizza, and Zach just goes, I love it a pizza!

I want to big off the pepperoni! The guy immediately fucking panicked He actually panicked. He could see he was visibly frightened, even though he's wearing a pizza outfit, and he like backed off and just didn't. And then like, when we were walking back,

he was still there. He was his off. He just didn't. So that's my solution. Everyone's like being crazy, but just how crazy them. They think of a psycho. Zach can do that anyways, because we went to the giant the other day. We were walking in.

We were walking into the door. Zach, like, he got this weird burp, and he just went, ugh. And then a fucking girl walking by just looked at him in disgust and kept walking. This girl, like, a pony till he was like, ugh. She would look and I was like, look, and I was like, I was like, I was like, you're fucking ear. You screamed it.

You went, ugh. No, it was fucking look like an idiot. I really went, ugh. Okay, I'm going to tell the most embarrassing exact story ever. What? What? What? You ever.

What? You're gonna cover your face to shame. We were crossing the road the other day and there was a care coming. Zach ran in front of the car and we stayed behind. It's not true. He looked like an idiot. That's today. He looked like a fucking...

He crossed the road and we were just there and they were like, Don't do this. You fucking dope. What did you do? He like... I look at the pizza! He was like, I'm gonna... He's like, I'm gonna cross the road.

I'm gonna be the first over, but he had to wait first anyway. We tell the story of the Mall Candy Girl. Okay. I was there one time. Mall Candy Girl? Yeah, there was a fucking, like, candy kiosk where they sold dry to gummy bears and like chocolate ants and shit. And I walked over there one time.

I bought something. I was like, oh, I'll just look around. And immediately she fucking, like, right over to me. I was like, oh, no. And she said, are you Dan? And I said, what? And she said, you look like my friend, Dan. And I said, no.

And she said, okay. And she left. But then I was thinking, I was like, that makes, that situation makes no sense to me. First of all, she's on duty. second about if I thought I saw you Corey in a place I wouldn't say are you Corrie I'd say hey Corey yeah It's really fucking bizarre

Are you my friend I said what I said what I thought okay well then maybe she was meeting something She said right before Or like from online or something I was like no that doesn't make sense either Because she would know what they look like And why would she meet them on the job

And I was like maybe she was hitting me It's like no because nobody's gonna fucking hit me like that So I avoid her that every time I walk around Is that the hot mall lady That me and Chris like been Did I ever tell you about the fucking mafia guy In Italy when I was younger This is a really strange

story. I still don't understand what happened to this day. It's just, it reminded me because you're like, I don't understand what happened. And I was like, I don't understand what happened. And I was like, well, what happened was with my entire family. It was my mom, my dad, my sister, my grandparents. And we were walking through Rome, just looking at the sights, right? And then this, like, he looked like, Danny Trejo's just, like, battle scars in his face. He was wearing a tux. And he looked kind of sharp, but really fucking scary. And he had these two huge ball bodybuilder, not bodyguards with him, right? And they came up to us and we were like, we're all dead. This is the end. And we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're. And we're, we're. We're, we're. And we're. We're. We're. And we're. We're. And We were just like, what the fuck is happening here? And he came up to me, right? And I was just like a 12 year old boy at the time. And he was like, you, you look like my grandson. And I was just like, okay. And then everyone was watching each other's backs because we felt like they were gonna like push someone to the ground

and grab our bags and run, right? So we all were like huddled into a group. And he was just like, you look like my grandson. He always breaks my pens. And we were just like, okay? He's like, I want to get a picture of me and you, but I want to, Want you to break my pen and I was just like okay

Did you actually do it? Yeah he like gave me his like byro and I was like trying to snap it but I was really scared and I couldn't do it I was just like I can't do it because I bodyboater's like break his fucking pen Yeah no you know it was they were putting me under pressure to break this like hard ass byro and he's like just do it break the pen I was just like this is scary Maybe like his grandson was shitting their fucking pants maybe his grandson died you like if he thought you no no no he was like now I will take this picture and he got my mom or someone to take a picture of me breaking his pen and him staring at like the camera really creepily

and then when the situation was over he was just like, now I'm going to show this to my grandson and he will not know what to do and he just like left and that was it. I want it to do either my fucking grandpa took a picture of some kid breaking a pen and gave it to me. Yeah, like what was he thinking? So it's like

he thinks he's going to trick his grandson to thinking that that was his grandson? It's like a badly written movie scene. I know it was really weird. It was like a shitty movie. His grandson showed up with little mafia kids after He's like, so you're breaking my daddy's pink. I don't, I don't get what happened. Like, what was the... Maybe he lied to, maybe he went home and dropped it.

I really think. Yeah, maybe he did. Maybe he had like a pet bed and he just fucking cave all of that picture. Maybe he was the all little kids. He's like, you look like my grandson. You look like he's like my grandson. I feel like he was trying to distract me while he could get his two guys to pickpocket or something. Oh that, that's a very...

Oh man, I didn't say when I was in Greece, these like, little girls were selling flowers and they were literally about eight or nine. They would always try to hug you. And when they hug you, they like reaching your pocket and grab your wallet. It happened to me that one of the girls hug me And she grabbed my wallet and I only had 20 euros in it at the time so it wasn't that pissed but I had my ID and shit Did you see her take it? Then another day one of them tried to come up to me and she goes You want to buy a flower? And I was like to like a nine year old girl And then like she was like oh and then she was like oh, and then she tried to hug me like I'm sorry

Try to hug me I was like you fucking bitch you better not hug me she was like ah That happened yeah that like it almost like Trying to combat her cancer, Nile. There's stories of all these little kids who will run up to you with crumpled up newspaper and shake it in your face, so you lean back and like grab your wallet and run away. Why don't you stab them? Because they're little babies. Little babos?

How don't you just like... That happened to my grandma. We were walking on a bridge and there's all these like gypsies on the side of the road trying to steal people. And my mom and dad looked back in my grandma who's really old and brittle. And she was like, I wonder will she be able to like defend herself. And the little kid just walked out to my grandma. My grandma went, fuck off! and the kid ran away.

You guys should clarify. little bit. To people who are Americans, it sounds very cruel because there's nothing... Oh, no, it's not. No, in Europe. In Ireland, it's like Romanians. But I'm saying, in America, we have no point of reference for them. Oh, yeah, the Romanian gypsies, they like, they like, fucking... That seems like a strictly... It's like the hunchback in Notre Dame, they'll, like, steal everything. Yeah, but like, look, they're not all...

Not all of them, but they're just a sect called the Romanian gypsy. They usually, like, sit on the... Okay, so you were just saying put it like a camp or something. Just label them. They usually sit on a road, the side of the road with their heads down, and they have a cup out and you just throw change in there or something. Yeah. But there's this whole like group of them that go around with dead babies, like they're little kids and they go around with dead babies and they're like, Hold on, hold on.

Dude, read about this. This is not an epidemic of people with big babies. I swear to God, it's real. I haven't seen it, but I've read about this. This is real. I've never seen it. It's not real, but it's real. Look it up. They rock around with dead babies and they're like, my baby's really sick and I'm only like 12. There's an objective proof that there's gypsies who sit on the side of the streets and steal shit. Yeah, but this is real.

But I've never seen a fucking dead baby Gypsy. If it happened once, it doesn't be that happens in fucking waves. Look, if you go to Rome, you'll see it in a million. Let's really figure this out, Nile. Let's make it's out. The amount of time it takes to make

that happen is nine months. The baby rots after a day. Yeah, no, but like the baby's like a new dead baby. If you were touring Europe and you're just like, oh, it's nice. But what I'm saying is that to do that often is hard to do because it takes nine months to make a baby. And then to kill it. Do you see what I'm saying?

Why don't they just get like a real doll looking thing? Yeah, get a real dog and fuck it him up to have my man. I'm just saying right if anyone wants to donate a real doll like I'll take it Corey what did he ask say to the butthole you're talking about doing and Corey what the far say of the shit? You know what are you dickhead? Cory what the poofs are the peeve you're talking about? Wow, what a funny podcast we talked about all kinds of crazy things. Wow that was a good podcast Can you ever believe what a good podcast this was? We talked about... Hey, Corey, you know something else?

Who was in this podcast? Oh, it was my good friend, Nile. Yep. And who else? My good friend, Chris. And I was here, too, I think. My good friend, Zach. Hey, good night, sleepy heads.