SleepyCabin - SleepySecrets S2:SS1 - [The Three Muskequeers]

Episode Date: November 24, 2016

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This is a sleepy secret. The three musk of queers. Buckle your motherfucking seat belt. Beep. Welcome to the Sleepy cast special episode. I'm Stamper TV, and I'm with Corey Spass Kid. What's up, Corey? Hey, what's up?

We're the only people here. Let's have a topic, Corey. All right. Well, I guess, like, I wanted to talk about this kind of a topic. I don't know if we can, like, dive into it now. The guys are going to be back soon. We got to talk fast. Alright, well...

They don't know we're doing this. Well, there's a topic of kind of like our first gay experience. Like the first time you ever saw something gay? The first time I ever saw something gay was... We can't smoke in here. Yeah, you can smoke. Oh, Mix here. Ruin everything.

Oh, you got to recording here. Alright, Mick. We're gonna do a loss real quick. Okay. I guess real fast. Like a special thing you can put up. So yeah, my first gay... Hey, I was talking!

Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, that's all right. Sorry, Coy. I love you. Alright, so my first gay experience, I was probably five or six. six years old and all I remember was a dick hole coming at my mouth I tried to dodge it but

visualization of a pee hole coming towards it just kept getting bigger and bigger Are you sure like Is there any sort of story that kind of like moved up to this Or just you woke up one day with the pee hole coming towards your eyes You're talking about this morning When I was straddling his face Are you talking about serious the first time you ever saw any

Yeah legitimately gay experience Well define gay like the first time you The first time you ever were kind of confused of what to think. Okay. Like, you saw this, you were like... I got one. What is this?

So there was... Well, it wasn't what I saw. I remember I was playing... I was playing with some friends. I think I was like 11 at the time. And this guy, I don't need to name him, was 13. Anyways, we're playing around, wrestling around. And at some point, he actually got on the back of me.

And, you know, we're wrestling around, whatever. And he was older and he was bigger. But then I remember he started rubbing his dick up against my butt. Oh, my God, dude. Yep. I thought we were being serious Is this in Chinatown? That's like the standard for Chinatown

No No it's not what I've been At the time I was kind of like I mean I wasn't even like all that upset I was just more confused You know what I was just like what He was giving you a hot dog from a high Yeah no

And there was certainly something going on there I didn't really say anything We did hang out for a little bit after that But I think I think is kind of time went by I kind of realized how fucking weird that was And I looked back on that and then... Dude, the same... Man, the same...

The same... Dude, I don't know if I could tell this because this is weird and it might fucking... I just tell it. I just... I just put mine out there. Dude, my game experience is like something that you... Mine's way worse. Okay, yours is probably worse than mine.

No, no, no, that's already in jail, so you can say whatever you want. It's not actual... It's not an experience. Shut up, Corey. I didn't finish with Mick. Go ahead. Hey, uh, did the guy that do that to you? Was he a family member that rhymed with rad?

High five. Yeah. Your dad? Oh, a family member. I was going to say... We didn't ruin the fucking joke. No, because his name... All right.

The first gay experience I ever had, I'm going to get destroyed for this one. But I'm not going to say... It freaked me out when you said that. I'm not going to say the guy's name because I fucking know his name. I think he's in prison now. I don't know. Maybe he is. Maybe he's not.

Anyways, I remember there's this guy. They used to hang out with... They used to hang out with me when he was a... Kind of like a loose family member. You know, hey, Uncle Joey, whatever. That wasn't his name, by the way. Or I thought you meant like your aunt. because she was fucking slut.

But yeah, go on. Yeah, he was like, he was like the dude that, like, played with us all the time. And, like, we'd shoot, like, Nerf guns at each other and shit. And he, like, but I found out later he was just kind of conditioning my friendship. Oh, my God. And then this one time, he was like, hey, let's go do something really fun. And then he took me down to my aunt's pond, my aunt's pond. And he was like, hey, pull your pee pee pee out.

And it was that escalated, dude. And then I did. And then he sucked my weiner. All right, so this dude is like, he's like fucking 18 or 19. Oh, my God. And I'm teeny tiny. I'm like seven, I guess, maybe, ish. And like Mick said, it was just fucking weird.

I didn't understand what was happening. Wow. The whole time. So my first blow job was from a guy. Damn, you're pimp, dude. And no, but then I remember he was like, he did it seven. No, then I remember he was like, hey, now you do me now. And I was like, no, you're going to pee in my mouth.

And he was like, no, I'm not going to pee in your mouth. And I was like, no. and then I ran away. You're like, mommy, mommy. And then I thought back, like, 20 years later, I thought, not fucking 20, but like 10, whatever, many years later I thought back to it and I was like, that guy's fucking weird.

Like, it didn't ruin my, I was like, I was molested. Yeah, and what do you do at that point? Technically, I was molested when I was a kid. You were fine with it, though, so. Some dude fucking blew me when I was a kid, and I just remember looking at his giant manhead sucking my dick. And I had no idea what the fuck was going on.

I guess my first started. And it wasn't hard. He put my little tiny Tic Tac wiener in his mouth. Yeah, this soft little snowy. You guys all had like, like prominent gay experiences. My first gay experience actually wasn't through contact. It was from visualization. There used to be the show, six feet under.

Have you heard of it? Yeah. There was a specific episode. I remember walking downstairs on. I was young, and my parents were watching it on. They were kind of, you know, like cuddling up and watching it. And it was an episode. I kind of like peered across this thing and kind of looked at it.

They don't know if they saw me. And there was like a guy who was kind of leaning against a window. And he's like, are we going to do it? And the guy's kind of like looking around. He's like, sure. And then an immediate cut to this guy. He was just, he was fucking hard fucking him against the car. Hard fucking.

Like you could hear the car moving. Yeah. And he was railing him. And it was very discreet. It was very like, like explicit as fuck. Like, I mean, you couldn't see anything, but you can kind of visualize it through the dark shadows. Brokeback and shit. Yeah, very broke back.

Okay, wait, stop. You're talking about a TV show. Yeah. I'm talking about you. I just ruined myself with a true story. You're talking about a TV show. This is the first time I ever saw something that was truly gay, to a point where it actually I questioned my sexuality.

So, it's just coincidental that the first time I saw something was truly gay when I was looking down at a guy blowing me? You just, you got blown. Like, you were blown and you weren't, like, conscious to be blown. I know you fucked around with one of your friends. There's something weird happened before six feet hundred because. I can't remember that. Because six feet under isn't that old of a shell. Yeah, dude.

You never, you never, but we're talking about straight up gay because I was going to... No, I don't remember. Okay. I'm actually, like, the most vivid memory I remember is actual, like, I guess, a physical porn experience of me visualizing porn. Because there are... There are experiences that I think kind of border on it, but aren't. Like, they're just kids.

Like, I remember when I was a kid, you know, there were times we had, like, you know, slap our wieners together and, like, sword fight. I can't remember that. Like, I actually can't remember that. I do. My friendship more pertains to, like, uh... This is my favorite. It goes to more like pretending to be Dragon Ball Z characters and shooting fake powers at each other

That's more a wiener No no like I guess like everybody did that though like I used to shower with my brother and we used to like I'd be like nice weiner queer and I'd hit his wiener Well I had a sister like I never considered it to be gay Yeah and then he'd blow me and then I'd blow him and then we'd fuck each other I didn't get I didn't understand that that was gay at the time Right exactly experiment I had a sister so I never had a brother so my gay experiences isn't relative to like my family members. And my official gay experience was that.

That's the first time I ever remember gay porn. Bo. I'm sorry, man. I didn't fucking go up to guys and dry hunt them. I didn't go to random people and be like, experienced blow jobs. Like, I didn't do that.

Did you ever, ever? What, you brought up the topic like you had a really good singer. No, I did it? I said I don't have anything. I said mine was visual. Okay. You guys were fucking like experiences. Okay, listen.

Did you ever jack off to gay porn? Yeah, numerous times. Oh, you have? Oh, numerous times. I've jerked off the gay porn. I haven't. Dude, there's a lot of hot gay porn. Thanks. Hey.

Whatever, dude. I'm not jerking off to the fact that it's two men fucking. I'm jerking off to the sexual energy I feel. I'm also jerking off to if they have a really hot butt. Oh, God. There's a lot of hot butts. I don't care if there's a package dangling below, dude. I'm just like, there's people fucking right now, and I'm horny, and I don't give a shit.

I'll jerk off to a dude fucking a coffee table. If I'm in the right mode, I don't give a shit. Yeah, good talk. Good talk. Yeah, thanks, man. This has been sleepy secrets. Siyonara, my nigger. Shh.