SleepyCabin - SleepySecrets S2:SS2 - [Jimmy Neutron and the Last Crusade]

Episode Date: November 24, 2016

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This is a sleepy secret. Jimmy Neutron and The Last Crusade. Buckle your motherfucking seat belt. Beep. The only other one I think I've seen is, um, um, uh, had Jimmy, Neuton. Oh yeah, that's awesome. Jimmy Neutron? Oh, no.

It's a boxing anime. No, no, not. Jimmy Neutron is for faggots. Cory. What, Jimmy? No, it's a Jimmy. It's about boxing. Corey, it's a boxing anime.

There's no. Yeah, you'd be seen, I'll be, uh, Carl. Alright. And that's out tonight! Aw, Carl! Wait, I'm Carl, I'll have made yourself. It's all bullshit. Wow, more plow.

Those are two. Those are two new job. Yeah. I watched the first... I like it. It's a good character development. It's funny. Hey, you, Caribou.

Alright. I don't know what that is. Ha! For fucking, it's, I'll tell you what is, it's the worst thing you've ever seen. There's a question. Explain yourself. Explain yourself.

Explority you, hey you, Caraboo. Alright, or hey, yeah. Whatever you're watching Jimmy Nutron, you gotta have your... I'm never watching Jimmy... Jimmy Nutron is a show for... Gotta have your slime time 3D glasses. Oh my god. Can't check out.

Jimmy, the character design alone of Jimmy Nootan offends me. I'm never watching this fucking show ever. They all look so weird. It looks stupid. It's a stupid looking show. Aw, Aw. The concept is about a boy genius and a talking dog. I'm horny, oh.

Save the world. from danger fucking pissing me out how much good stuff you guys have you seen you watch jimutron this is the theme song you know you know you I know you see the thing saw in shower you're washing up here's what you did know like I heard you got it but you didn't know what didn't I know you didn't know that she actually played the mouse in out of the barn a Nickelodeon are you serious story

Charlie Sheen fucking liar She what are you talking about? Ultra Lord Sheen. Ultra! I'm so fucking lost right now. I don't know what's going on. You watch Jimmy Neutron every day.

Jeff, Jeff, you're sleeping. I see you like sneaky Jimmy Neutron on your phone. You've got a Jimmy Neutron tattoo. Oh my god. That's what you always wear the hat. Just fucking. Jesus Christ. What?

You're sleeping. Yeah. You see Jerry Trot silhouette in the door frame. He's naked. Let me just make sure that the right guy. He has like the big, he was like the big pompadour. like the big hair she'd yes she's outside he's who is shee talking about

he doesn't have a chin he's the wacky mexican everybody loves he's not Hispanic he's like he's making his dick he gets your window what do you do like I don't know what I don't know who you're talking about he's a scene Jimmy's best friend

all ultra-lorsi he looks like he looks like a green fucking ultra-laculah head that's the action figure you look like the fucking sloth guy from my god I said yeah all right realistic scenario I'm sending you to ice it right now realistically tonight jimmy newtrakes into your fucking room this ship is right there he's like what are there I never I never never had like Nickelodeon or any these bullshit channels you see like Jimmy Newtron Spudgeon Square pants rock was modern life and the running

stippian gang are all in the back so like that's hippie Jeff you go to wala what Jimmy Trembud's dog his dog bites you do you see we stop the dog fucking bites you right I don't even know I know he had a dog. It's a robot dog. Jimmy's dad, Jimmy's dad shows up to your house. He's like, I like dog, too. Jimmy, he's adamant.

He knows you have his duck in your basement that you can't. He wasn't back. He was a fucking nightbook. Where is it? You know what? I don't care. I don't fucking care. Why would you not care?

I'm still, I'm the only got sitting here. You've been afraid. You've been seeing the Indiana Jones movies. You got this fucking dysfunctional lunatics. Sitting there watching your bad TV show, bad children shows. I saw the three Indian Jones. I sit at home watching Indiana Jones like a normal person. I like the Indiana Jones one is overrated as fuck!

No it's not. Oh, no it's not. Hey, there's a genuine anger. Reuters the Lost Ark is a good fucking movie. It's good, but it's overrated. Indiana Jones. No, it's not. No, it's not.

How many wet sloppy dog kisses? What Jimmy Neutron dog kisses do you give it out of? I would give it. No, literally, I think it would be 38. No, no, that's too much. I would give it... It was a good movie. Yeah, it's good, but I think it's like over, I like the third one way better in the first point. Did you know why the judge you're not think of your eyes right now, Jeff? You're gonna hit me, don't. Do you know what movie I liked? No, do you not think the third in my life? I like all three. Did you ever see the mummy? What do you think the first one's the weakest?

No, the first one's the best one. Is it? Is it second? Is it second? Yeah, no two is the weakest. What the fourth one was crap. Oh, you is good count. No, the fourth one's the worst. Fucking Shackard had arguing me. He was like, oh, you just don't like you because everyone else is like in. I'm like, no, I saw the fucking movie Dude, I'll tell you what bug bugged me about the third one. The first one when they were in an airplane You can actually tell they were actually in an airplane Oh, that's great true. Yeah, no yeah the green screen sucks. They didn't even have fucking fans on the set. Yeah, you're right They're flying right in a fucking biplane for 20 minutes and there isn't one breeze. I just I don't know I think it's more it's more of an adventure to me. Did you ever see them? No, I

I respect you know it is I respect people who like you think one or three or even actually respect anybody who thinks any one of them are the best because I think they're all kind of close But what is it bad? I like I like one the best Has it been frankly but why do you think one is the best Just because like it's the most solid one yeah You like a big solid one I have a question I don't know I just I it's hard to explain it's hard to yeah, I don't know too is weird Two doesn't feel like an Indiana Jones do you do you know? Do you know? You know two is actually supposed to take place before one. Really? Yeah.

Words? Yeah. Is that why short run is not one? Did he die? Who? Short round. I don't know. But if you look it up, actually, yeah, like, chronologically, the second one is supposed to take place before the first one. Okay. I like the second one more than the first one, even though I know it's worse. So you like the monkey brains? Not really. I hate the girl.

Oh yeah, the girl. Yeah. You know, it's Billberg married her. What a fucking idiot. Or maybe he married her before. I think she was just an actor though. Oh, no. Did he put her in the movie because he wanted a voter and then he got married her? That's possible. I have a question. And it's probably like severely surprising, I guess, but I've only seen one Star Wars movie as far as like...

I'm not shocked at all. Corey, you didn't even like that. I'm not surprised you've seen 800 hours of bad anime, but you've not seen Star Wars. I haven't seen Star Wars. I haven't seen Star Wars. But I also think Star Wars is slightly overrated. I... Let me tell you some.

I'm not one of these Star Wars. I think... I'll say it's already because you saw it in the 2000s. I think, honestly, I think Jimmy Neutron's kind of... I've never owned a Star Wars toy. I think it's one of those things where it's like it's really good for its time, but it's been, there's so many tropes and cliches that come out of it. They're all right.

That when you see it now, you know exactly what you're going to get. Did you ever see the movie? Did you ever see the movie? Um, Mommy. The Mummy. With Dr. Pratercher? Yeah.

Yeah, it's a bad movie. Why is that a good movie? Why is that a bad movie? I think it's a cool movie. I, I honestly thought. It was one of his like... It's okay. The first one.

Alright, it's okay. Alright. Alright. I thought it was a good... It's like... It's like... I would never say, have you guys seen the average? I would give it...

It's fine. It's like... I watched it like half my life as a kid, but it's like... I generally like watched it recently and I was like, it was still good. It's not really. It's not really good. It's fine. When all you watch are bad things, the best of the bad things is what you consider it really good.

That's not true. That's not true. I have seen, you have recommended me movies to see that I have liked. Like what? The Mummy Returns has a better soundtrack. I don't remember. What, what, Corey, what's the best movie you've seen that just recommended to you? The best, actually, I think, like, one of the best movies I've seen that had such a lasting impact on me.

I mean, I watch a lot of movies. What's the best movie you've ever seen, period, Corey? That's impossible. That you could think of. Best movie I've seen. One of your favorites that just comes to light immediately. Freddy got finger. Fuck you.

See. See. That is such a fucking good story. Basically, what a good story? Chris sat me down. It was like, Zach, you have to watch Freddy Gutbeater. It's the funniest company of 2014.

Dude, it's got funny parts in it. I sat down. I sat down. Dude, that fucking... That fucking... ...the fucking part. And every time, I drove him, Chris looked at me and sort of laughing,

nervously. There's fucking parts of it. Like, Freddy Got Fingers playing the sausage song in your room, right? Yeah, that's funny. I said the blankster. There was one point, there was one point I giggle that. It was when he's confusing the elevator guy and he keeps saying Japan for it. That's a kind of, that's a funny idea. It's really funny in that movie too. I thought You fucking. The part.

He's the funny's character. His dad's fucking hilarious. His dad's the only fucking kidding me. Are you fucking kidding me? That part with the fucking cheese sandwich. I lose my shit. That's really funny. You guys saw it. You gotta think of the concept.

You have to think of the concept. You have to think of the concept. That part. Can I just say one thing? I'm joking by- By the way, I'm joking. She's in my favorite movie. It's like one of those guilty pleasure movies. Yeah.

But it was like, he's working in a fucking place where they make sandwiches and they put craft cheese on the fucking sandwich. First of all, that's how they make their sandwiches. You need a contact. This guy goes up to him and he's like, he just, hey, retard, there's no fucking cheese on this sandwich. Yeah, that's funny. And then he's just like, he has a story about his childhood.

Tugs? Okay, Jeff, go. Just speaking to the listeners, so that was listening at home right now, thinking, okay, this is a funny bit about Freddy got fingered. The amount of fucking hours in my life I've had to listen to Fred about Freddy got fingered by these fucking guys.

It's ridiculous. I don't like it. I am ready to hang myself right now because I can't. I can't fucking believe this movie came up again. It's a guilty pleasure. It's definitely not accurate. It does have really funny parts, though. But there's so far of you.

between like the poverty he the guy hits the deer he wears was like god damn that's gay that's not funny that was just him trying to do shopper jerks off the horse that's not funny either that's not funny that's not funny that's try hard but the part where he's like that like the cheese thing where it's like he looks like he's a fucking idiot the guy's like he's like he retarded he's just the because he's working in a fucking cheese place or then like his dad like he's in that room it's like he found treasure he's like get out of my scuba you're fucking idiot he's funny it's funny it's funny like when they're sitting in front of the

the counselors and the guy is just like he finger Freddy, he figured you buy the fucking water eater, oh, he's figure Freddy. Didn't you want to be an animator? Is that part of the plot? Yeah, that's the whole thing. Does that see why you like. Also, that goes nowhere. Like the movie forgets about that five minutes in.

No, it does. He gets tons of money. He gets tons of money and he spends it on bringing his dad to Africa and the fucking elephant sits on him. Afghanistan. The elephant comes on it. It was a fucking movie. It was funny about that.

I think I remember watching Siskin and Ebert when they were still in the air when they were on the air when that movie came out. I think I think Ibert was like I'm not even dignifying this movie with a review. Do you know what's sad? What? Like realistically if Cisco and Ebert were still like kicking it now and the fucking movies that are out now they would be like I don't know. I would not be curious on. Yeah they saw some shit I think I think I think could you fucking imagine if the movie creators were around with Cisco and Ebert and they were I mean Ebert was around until like last year no Cisco and Ebert's the duo the same Supero duo.

Cisco? I don't fucking... The captain on Disney is 9. Cisco and I mean. Cisco and I mean. Cisco and Ibert. Captain Cisco. Didn't they make a really horrible movie?

Yeah. Didn't Roger make a really bad movie or something? Yeah, no, he wrote a, he wrote a screen, no. Yeah, Ebert wrote a screenplay, and then Cisco read it and gave it a thumbs down. And that, and thus made their friendship even worse. That's perfect. Wow. This has been sleepy secrets.

Siyonara, my nigger.