SleepyCabin - SleepySecrets S2:SS3 - [The Defcon Levels of Perversion]

Episode Date: November 24, 2016

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This is a sleepy secret. The DefCon levels of perversion. Buckle your motherfucking seat belt. Beep. All right, so we just, let's get the fuck here. Let's get out of depression C and fucking the plague lands. And let's get back into the funny stuff. The giggles, as I said.

We're back in the giggle pit. Be ready to laugh and chuckle and huckle. Get ready. What do you know about perverts? Perverts? Perverts? What kind of perverts? I feel like I...

Like guys who obviously jerked up in the bushes? What, yeah, like what kind of... Well, let me tell you something. Like, like, fat, disgusting, like, slabs. What are you, also like, what about a little, what about a handsome pervert? A handsome pervert? Like, here's what I believe.

Like, here's what I believe. Here's what I believe. And this is my personal, like, and I think everyone kind of fits in this category. I feel like everyone is a pervert. It's just some people are more vocal about their pervation. But what if you were walking down the street and you saw a dashing, well-dressed, well, like, handsome dude, and he's staring at a little girl in a really creepy way? What would you think? And you walk over, you kind of, you kind of, you're like, hey buddy, what are you doing?

You're like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, I'm just thinking about fucking just cut up the ass. Are you just thing, herving out? Perverts have like, it's like a race. Like, we all kind of like know. Oh, what is the perverts? They should be able to have their own rights. When you see a pervert, he eminces this, like, special color. It's like, you know. Do you. It's like, perverts radiate. They're horridst.

Yeah. Some, there's certain, like, there's levels of perversion. So maybe he might be a green. He's like, he's like, he's exploring. Green is kind of like that, that's zone where he's like, maybe I want to stick my finger in a pussy and twist it around a little bit. Is this like the defecone levels of perversion? Like, I don't know.

And then eventually, they start getting into like some crazy shit. Wait, wait, wait. Like, they want to see. Is this like a textbook? Wait, wait, wait. All right. They want to. See, they want like someone to mutilate the someone's balls and to smell the inside.

Let's say like, all right, the look from like nuclear war, DefCon 51. You're saying DeathCon 5 is already like... You're saying, DeFCon 5 is figuring a kid and twisting it. No, that is not what I'm saying. That is not what I'm saying. You said green. You said... All right, this is, I am talking about the level of perversion.

Do, do, do, do... The level of the... Green is the highest of the lowest. No, green... White. You're white, you're pure. That's the card one. You're learning.

You're freaking. Gord you're learning you're learning something new you're like all right I'm listening what's this the levels what's this on levels of pervertedness you know I I'm a young boy I have never touched my penis and it what is this thing called sex you you open up the internet you go on you know online you find something called porn yeah anal filthy fucking anal and then you're like you know I like this you know you just fucking like this is like you're like you're just getting six fucking colors you win this is not

White and yellow, green blue. I mean, cool, there's a clear, there's a clear, there's a little difference between being a proverb who wants to finger kids up the ass and guys, little 10-year-olds who find A-L porn. You can't, like, like, a kid looking up sex on the internet is not like, that's not pervert. It's human nature. I'm joking. I was making a joke. I know you, well, I know, what. What's DefCon one corn?

Yeah, what is the worst perversion? That's like, that's like nuclear one imminent. Yeah. What's the perfect human level of the... What is the parent is going to shoot you for doing this to their kid go? What is it? Shoot you? Probably fucking them?

I mean... Yeah, I guess. So, Corey, like... That was very anti-clin. Let's say you're walking to Wawa or any kind of place. You see a handsome guy with a nice... How's it? Yeah.

He's looking at this little girl's ass. She's like, yeah, she's laughing or whatever. What the hell? You walk up to... You tap this guy and so he said, sir, what are you doing? He looks like he goes, oh. Well, I'm just thinking about fucking this little girl up the ass. What you say to him?

I say, what? What deathcon level of perversion are you at currently, sir? One, the blackout guy. I open up his back door. I see all these different colors irradiating. What about, let me, all right, let me try and bring this up. Let's, let's like go on a sort of- No, I open his circuit board on the back, that's all purposes of circuit boards. I open it up, I see different colors fluctuating.

He's, he's losing, he's clearly on drugs. Like that's... This is like data from Star Trek. I don't know what you know what happened here. Let's talk about... Have you guys ever heard of like the term the perv switch? A per switch. I've actually never heard of.

It's kind of like, it's kind of, all right, the basic premise is like a guy, he's acting normal, he's in control, and then something happens, like, for example, I heard this on the, I heard this story on the radio, but let's say, let's say you like you're a dentist and you knock, like, there's in stories like this, or a dentist, he knocks out like an attractive girl, he's doing her death, he's doing her, no, like, even adult, even an adult. Okay, and knocks her out of her gas and doing her feelings, and then he just starts going, like, cop and a feel. Like his perps switch goes off. He's just like, ah, I can't stop myself.

Well, I guess that's why you would go into a profession, like you'd be a gynecologist so you could work on all their age. I don't think anybody should have a fucking doctor to be, they'll have complete soul control. Because here's the thing, my dad... Well, that's what... My dad was into really, like, he, I'm pretty sure he had perversion and it's like, data boards, because he was fairly perverted. He would tell me stories that he pretty much like the profession he does where he works

on a lot of people. I'll say it in that sense where he works on a lot of people, you can figure out the rest, but... Okay. I said, I think, actually, no, I don't want to talk about it. Sounding vague like that might be worse than creepy or actually. All right, you just, I'll just say, he works up people. He could be a hitman, he could be a dentist, all right, so what were we talking about in the medical field or is this?

No, okay, we're talking about like gynecologists. Like a lot of people, like, who like do professions, like some people, I guarantee you also kind of gain different, like, levels of perversion from what you enjoy. Like, you, if you, like, work on, like, if you work on, like, you do massages and you're really into like touching feet and stuff you may like massage feet and it has like all these different like all these like different perks working in a massage booth you can rub someone's eyes you can rub their feet and i think if you're like a male masseuse you're always just waiting for that hot girl to come in to kind of like you're gonna

pretend you're being professional but yeah and i think that's why i think and that's why i really do think that a lot of people are perverted they're just a lot more people are more some people are more Or not even than others. Don't you think though if you go to a foot massager and they sort of like coming their pants and they probably get fired pretty fast? I feel like a lot of these, if you're a crazy pervert in one of these professions, you get fired pretty fast. I guess you need to be subtle about it if you really want to be professional about it.

Like the dentist who grabbed the lady's tits, I thought you're going to say he came in her mouth or something, but... The whole, the basis is you lose, you kind of lose your control and self-deasancey and... Once he realizes his person's vulnerable? Yeah, you think he can get away with it or something. Okay, I... that though it's like I can do this I'm totally fine I guess yeah you need like certain levels of or it's like maybe you're on like a subway or something

and you decide to grab girl or something like that like there's like there's also it's like you can't control yourself I have to there's levels in a sense too where there's levels of online perversion and offline perversion online is like fantasy like there's that that fucking barrier is broken down from the start because like you can do a lot when it comes to like art and fantasy but when it's like real life you're kind of limited because a lot of things are illegal if you're really into like fucked up things you can't do that but if you wanted to see a fucking art piece of someone getting in their arm and oh you could you know no i mean like the levels of it's

hard to explain like the levels of perversion like the levels of per really good so yeah yeah that uh... maybe it's like the jove for that that is illegal right but per but like perversion online like fantasy and stuff like there's people who are in the guru and stuff i'm not i don't And what? Girl, it's like mutilation, like, gore blood. Dude. Dude. Never heard of.

Like, gory. Gorse. So it's like... Cut it's like... It's like art of that. I heard that. You see these videos like the guy... But there's people, like...

Because I do like art, like I do perverted art and stuff and people ask me, like they... I've gotten some requests of like fucking like ball mutilation. I'm like, I'm not... That's right. I don't do girl. I don't like that stuff at all. So it's like... There's different levels when it comes to our...

But when it comes to real life, you're limited to what the law allows and that's fine Because it keeps the fucking weirdos off the street so they can't just go around Thank God. Thank God. Here's what it does you keep your pet dog in the way and say no brain Thank God who's civilized society with rules Yeah, because then you would see like naked guys running around trying to stick their fucking dicks in your ears Oh my god pee in your butts. What is what is the most fucked up things that is somebody's requested you draw Someone's request that I do I really really don't like the lion king art style as corn you'll draw big gay and shit filled asses but you won't draw sylory like

Lion King furry art yeah I do not like Lion King I think I think the characters in Lion King I just don't like how they look and whenever I see someone make a fucking OC fan character with a Lion King it's Weird and this guy asked me to do a horse fucking his cub horse like a zebra? Yeah like it like a afro. But then a horse? What would a horse be doing an big black horse using his giant horse dick to fuck a cub?

You should have said you could have been at least a zebra at least out of it a decent thing to do. What? Do you ever really? See you asked me what I wanted to and I'm just saying logically. Logically if you're an africa The woods has to buy a plane ticket, get all the way to Africa, just to do all this. It's gotta do so much stuff. Some stallion from the Midwest to go to allude Africa to do something to-

This is hard. What the fuck you guys talking about? I take Lion King. Lion King. The Lion King, the Lion King, they don't have a place over in fucking Africa. They don't have a stone hut that fucking horses can fly over and fuck them in. That's what we're saying. This doesn't exist.

Madagascar? Madagascar doesn't exist. Madagascar doesn't exist. I'm saying in Lion King takes place in Africa Where there are like Zions and zebras and giraffirass Oh you mean the phippos? You mean the theme? You mean the thing? It's severe lack of people

I'm saying geographically animals fucking each other You know what I get what you're saying now. I get what you're saying I think you should just you mean like this right now Like a zebra like a zebra like because that's in Africa A zippa a horse It's like a horse ghost no he wanted a stallion a black stallion Well, that's the part that's offensive. You can't even stick within the rules. At least keep it consistent.

Don't have a kangaroo to fuck by a panda. Come on. Have some decency. Okay, well, that's... Come on. That's where I draw the line. Fair enough. Fair enough.

All right, let's... What else do we got here? What kind of fucking topic was that? This has been sleepy secrets. Scyonara, my nigger.