SleepyCabin - SleepySecrets S2:SS5 - [Yellow Fever Madness]

Episode Date: November 24, 2016

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This is a sleepy secret. Yellow fever madness. Buckle your motherfucking seat belt. Beep. What's that the story of the topic? Now, Corey, on your topic list, you want to talk about coffee. Oh, man.

This better be good, Corey, because, uh... Listen. You got 30 seconds to tell a good story about coffee. I like me... Some dangle coffee. Every morning I wake up, get some coffee, and it's good drinking. Anyways, next topic.

Next topic, it was good. What about coffee? We see that. We're talking about coffee. It's like... All right. How do you guys? Like...

I think it's okay. Because you guys like... I remember... ...peperman, mocha, and latte. I go for the basic shit. Just regular coffee with French, but El Craver. The basic... What are the...

What are the... What are... ...the bare necessities as... what support said wait the you like that Cory the Bernstein Bears said though you're gonna shit what about you Jeff why do you think of coffee Jeff what do you think I like a in the morning I get a nice double cabuccino oh look at you

I get a coffee with turbo espresso shot well in medium extra turbo extra turbo less is cold outside then I get me a Coor, the donkey donuts you go through a lot, you complain that there's an Asian guy, it works though, you get really sickened by him. Can you explain why? You're disgusted by him. Because he's yellow fever. What I'm saying that? Okay, all right. Yellow fever. Put that in the fucking dictionary, Corey. Call the medicine people. Because that's real.

What is you, what is yellow fever? Who's get young? You feel Chinese for one day? What's wrong, sir, I know. You feel kind of, oh, you feel kind of, oh. I think of the Asian I thought no what's wrong. Dude yellow fever is an actual thing. Yeah you fucking racist. Is it actually? Is it actually? Yes, goodness. From the Indians. You just made yourself these are red. He just directly went up and then they got killed. They actually don't do that. That's history for you. That's a history lesson. Why did the Indians do that? Because the guys are like, hey, can we, can we like, they're like, oh, and they're like, oh, and sort of throwing rocks out of them, kill the ball. It was all reasonable. What is all very reasonable. So yellow fever is back in the cowboys and Indians.

What happened? What are you talking about? They spit on him and gave him fucking yellow fever. What is it though? What are the symptoms for yellow fever? You fucking face melts off and you die at young age. So only young people could die of yellow fever? I actually don't know if that's true. What if there's 17 young man get spit on with yellow fever? Does he reverse age and die young? What is yellow fever?

You brought it up. You brought it up. You know, I'm embarrassed. I don't remember. Is it real? Is that real? I think it might be a term... It might be an offensive term for being attracted to age. but I could be wrong.

Oh, jungle fever? Yeah. That's, I think that might be like, I know, I know there's... No, I'm listening at home, I'm wrong, I'm sorry. Jungle fever is being attractive to big black cock. Whoa. Yeah, no. No, no, like, you can like, have, like, have jungle.

I think it's generally, no. Yeah, I think it's generally black. It's a term being attractive to African cock is jungle fever. What do you, what do you call, what do you call a guy, a fellow, who's... What was... Did you ever play jungle dick? Hold on, well, no. Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, yeah. What was the mood? What was that movie? Wasn't there a movie called Jungle Fever? Juggle Cock was the movie? No. Jungle Cogh What was that Spike Lee move?

There was a Spike Lee movie. Listen Jeff, I know my terminology. I'm actually really smart. I'm telling you, Jungle Fever is more than just black cock. What happens in court? Jesus Christ. What happens if you're a fellow? It's a fever you get in the jungles.

What happens if you're a fellow? What do you call somebody who's a regular guy, regular white guy, who likes big hairy black person? likes big hilly black pussy. What do you call him? It's left for the, what? I don't know. A backstashed beaver jack.

A bash stash beaver jack. Okay. A backstash, beaver jack. There was a movie. There was a movie. Yeah, 91 is Jungle Fever. I doubt they'd name a movie about liking black cow. Jungle Fever is a fucking like 80s dance tune.

Jungle fever. You're making that up. No, according to jungle people. Here we go. Let's consult Urban Dictionary. When a non-black person is a truble. attracted sexually to a black to a black person. Yeah, black person. Yeah. Not all black people have been shocked. There's no, there's no, no mention of

no black cocks anywhere in here. No big thick black cops. Did you know that a girl's clitoris? He's closed. A girl's clitoris? Is a cock? It's a small little penis. Yeah. It's like it's like a little penis. So regardless if you, regardless if you don't have a penis or not, you're still a jungle fever. You know what some clits look like? Another wrong with jungle fever. There's not the wrong with jesus. I'm all down for. Dude, I'll fucking like dance around in the jungle. We're not racist here on the Sleepy Capital podcast. Cory is just misguided.

I'm not, I'm ignorant. We're teaching Corey. I swear to gosh, I'm ignorant. Yeah, please. Why do crayons look like clits? Why did it shake cross road? Why did it? To get to the clit at the other side.

Took it to the big black cock and the shone gets in a half jungle paper. It's that big black. Geez, Corey, don't follow up a chair. Oh my fuck. Oh my fuck. Do that big juicy cut? I don't know what's happening anymore here. Cah, what do you think that noise that

like... Like, I'm going to get a few times where it's like... It's like... Did you know if you like... I don't like what sounds? Did you know if you like... Like... If you like...

I'm not a fan of that sound. If you grab a vagina and pull it out, just put wrapper on your face, you can like leave your face in it. It's like potty with newspapers. Yeah, you can pull the bagel of your head like that like a space man. Not cool.

Yeah. It's a true fact. What's your favorite kind of pussy? It's a true bag? Jeff, what's your favorite kind of pussy? If you... Personally, I like the bat wings. Did you know that pussies have...

Like, they have... Cheapers' creepers wings? Pussies have kangaroo holes that you stand up just... Like, quarters and candy canes. Quarters? Jeff, if you whispered to a pussy... Did you say quarters? Yeah, they have pussy folds.

It's six quarters in... Quarters. Quarters. Quarters. Okay. You know what? I wouldn't bend down to pick up a penny, but I've How many big garbles would fit up the gender?

Corey? You brought it up. I did not. You brought up joking. I'm bringing a bird of shit. First you took about jungle cock. Now you talk about pussy. I am so sick of this.

I was trying to disprove. I was trying to disprove the fact that I am right. You said jungle people was pure jungle cock and that's not true. Girls clitoris are basically cocks. You know what you should talk about? You should talk about. They still have the sensation of people. What?

What should we talk about Jeff? We should talk about how fucking stupid Final Fantasy 7 is. That's what I think it sucks. I think Final Fantasy 7 is really good. Let me tell you something. Let's actually talk about RPG games. Okay. Let's talk about games.

Sing the theme song. Dada-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Games stink. Alright, you love Dragon's Dogwood. I used to play it. Here's a thing. That's alive. That's like, here's a thing.

I don't like turn I'm sorry I don't like turn base all right now Fair enough I don't like turn base is like there but here's just just hear me out Just hear me out well there is very choice do I go ahead unfortunately There is variations of turn base there is the kind where you just like you you fucking throw your sword and the guy's like Oh and he hits him goes back to a spot and then you just wait and then you you go ahead him again and then there's interacting turn base where You have to like do time button pressing and stuff to like do extra damage And then there's also like the Mario RPG games like the Mario Luigi games where you can actually avoid every single hit and it is possible to be the game without getting hit It's not even exactly the actor the strategy of it. It's more the fact that

It's when you find when you get stronger in the game and you start going back and running into weaker enemies you have to go through all these motions Oh, you're talking to kill an enemy It's like then it's a get the get the key zoom into the battle and you got to take turns and you guys go them out it's like the It's a big waste of fucking I'm tedium of turnbase. I know what you're talking about. If it was like an action game, you could just hit them once and move on. Yeah, there's... There's games like...

Dark Souls. Right. There's games like, um, like the Lost Odyssey, which is amazing RPG. Right. And it's like, it has situational, like, turn-based things that almost lead the story. Like, there's this part in the story where these two soldiers are, they're like, talking to the princess and or whatever, you're like, I can get away from her, she's a part of our team. And they're like, uh, are you trying to infiltrate the knights? We're gonna attack you.

they get on their horse and then they like try to attack you and like it's interesting because you have no defense because they attacked you while you were like fucking just sitting there like playing with your dick just like waiting for something to happen so your defense was gone so now you have to attack these two soldiers and you have one attack like you're only able to attack you have no defense and it creates these situations where you have to like think strategically because they remove party members a part of the story it's really interesting in that is you know what I think that sucks cool What would you do if ISIS came in the door?

That's your opinion. Corey. If ISIS is Kori there? They're still about the right away. What would you do? I'm not. You take that out? I'm not including ISIS.

If Chris, yes. If, if, if, if, if, If Ice cream, wait. Would you like Cloud to go over to Iraq and fight us? No. Who do you would win? Isis would kill Cloud. And Vincent.

All right. Now is stupid head. Realistically. Realistically, if I was a mustard sword. Realistically, if. Ice cream came to the place. Oh, I don't know, what? A group of friends.

Isis. Carrying machetes and other. Ice cream. Yeah. He's code name. Ice cream. It's code name. Operational ice cream.

Isis. Codename. Isis. That's what the government called. They all called it operation ice cream. You all linked yesterday. This is on the 5 o'clock news. Fox News.

Yeah, it was on. They're like, the ice cream. It's like, what is it? The ice cream project? Yeah. Yeah. The ice cream project. Go on.

Anyway, they're probably. probably your ice cream a little. This has been sleepy secrets. Sionara, my nigger.