Sloss and Humphries On The Road - 5.37: A Sloss

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

Cream is joined by feeble bald man Ryan Cullen for this episode where they discuss the creator of Nike, organ donations, and of course, car bombings.

Sloss and Humphrey's on the road! Muggins and cream, creaming muggins, straight thuggin', living the dream That's our intro Fucking muggles! Tickling the clit inside your head that makes you laugh Woohoo! They said it can't be done! Are we in the same seats?

That's hack Ah, muggles! Accidental rim job in the park Kiss kiss kiss Or might just be cynical Just muggled it up on fucking Mugglepedia Where have you been since 9-11? He's weird.

He's bald. We all know what he's called. Ryan Culler. I thought you were going to stick a fraud in there. Oh, that was... Hey, that's a nice shirt. What Japanese Yakuza member did you manage to get it off of? You can lick my bag, ASOS.

I don't know what the fuck But it is ASOS Yeah of course it's fucking ASOS Fucking ASOS Yearly member subscription ASOS Looking for sponsorship That's not true

I actually think I'm above ASOS now What documentary have you seen now That spurred you on to buy half the fucking motherfucker? I walked in in this cut reading the Nike book now. Oh, I need to talk about the fucking Nike book.

Jeez, oh. Right, so, I'll get to the Nike book in a fucking second. Look, I've got really nice shoes now. I do, objectively. I've got I've got really nice shoes now, like I've got, I do objectively, I've got This thing is objectively nice shoes

That's true, and Kai has called me out on this He was like, what are the words that you say too much, do you know any of your ones like words that are, not necessarily your catchphrase, but just overused Like mine would be objectively I say that all the fucking time

I say it like Americans say Literally It's lost all meaning when I say objectively I definitely have some So I just Sometimes I buy nice jeans Because I think Levi's are nice jeans Those are good

Famously I've always treated myself to good boxers I think it's very nice jeans, those are good Yeah, famously I've always treated myself to good boxers I think it's very important, treat your crotch good I treat the mines like shit Oh man, I remember the first time I ever got a pair of Calvin Klein and they weren't silk, but they weren't

cotton Oh god It was like resting your balls on like an angel's afro, just the most Oh my god It was like Resting your balls On like An angel's afro Just the most cushiony But without like No

Yeah not like But not the gristliness Of like a You know When you were an afro Yeah yeah Not the gristliness Of your afro

I don't know I just I imagine when you had here It was like Moose fur texture Yeah Like a Brillo pad Yeah it's that

Yeah yeah And even when it came out, it was still hard. If I'd bang my head on the bus, you'd leave scores. Yeah. Is your hair still in the steel? You'd run it down like steel wool.

Yeah. So, look, we all know I've steered hard into shoes and I was reading the Nike book

it was Jean that recommended it to me and I always trust Jean for a book recommendation she's not done me wrong on like

fucking Gareth Waugh who's done me really well several times Gareth Waugh has redeemed himself on multiple occasions he gave me

the Miss Porn Saga he gave me Locke Porn Saga. He gave me Locke Lamora. There's a lot of Lamora's giving me good stuff, but he once bought me a fucking Terry Pratchett book. Oh, I remember this. I remember how upset you were. Oh, man.

I know you don't like Terry Pratchett, but this is a really, really good one. I find it excruciating to read. Good. Really, I find it's I find it excruciating to read Good Really I find it's just It's Russell Brand And Noel Fielding Got high There's one of your ones

Comparing anything remotely wacky to Noel Fielding And Russell Brand Yeah absolutely 100% yes guilty Yeah I acknowledge that. Have you read much tape, Ratchet? Have I? You fucking, I've read. See, Ratchet, you get it.

No, no. My reaction was, do you think, I read fuck all. You know, I read, I've read Tim Lovejoy's Guide to Football and then it recently went viral. It went viral for like a whole chapter on women in football. It was apparently the most sexist thing in the world. I was reading it at 12 going, yeah, you're a goddamn right, Tim. So when was the last time you read it?

A book? Yeah. No, no, no. When was the last time you read Tim Lovejoy's book? Was that just when you were 12? No, it was just when I was 12. What was the last book you read? It would have been Norm McDonald's biography okay okay yeah because like there's a really i mean and that one you give me the one with the stories oh i killed yeah yeah yeah that's a fucking great one i love and i love a whole bunch of the fucking stories just

road comics from like the 70s in america right? About their fucking stories. And they're all funny. Mike Myers gets chased through like a desert by coyotes because he missed his bus back from like some road improv gig. Like it's real fucking... It was like Nelson. Oh God, yeah. The fucking guys staggered getting chased by wild fucking dogs on the way back. Because Nelson doesn't travel anywhere without bacon in his pocket and at no point

was he willing to share with the wolves what do you want wrapped entirely in bacon eating fistfuls of it himself

being like like fucking Liam Neeson at the end of the Grey that's right remember that fucking gets back to Amy Cofferton Like fucking Liam Neeson at the end of The Grey. That's right.

I remember that part. Fucking gets back to Amy Cufford and plays. I kept all the bacon. Why? Why? You lost your wallet with which we could have bought more bacon. It'd be great because he would have. Nelson would have probably kept the dog food,

do they also? Just on principle. He's like, I will not be intimidated by a wild fucking animal not a chance so I'm reading

the fucking like it's it's oh fuck what's his name it's something night Phil

oh yeah maybe Phil night I'm going to get the name of the creator of Nike Nike

Nike it's about him You just have to fill the silence before the Yeah Phil Knight I'm going to Phil Knight I think you're right It's Phil Knight Alright Phil Knight

He He wrote the book It's not a biography And He Comes across Like such A fucking wanker And he wrote the book such a fucking wanker.

And he wrote the book and was given several opportunities to edit. And he still comes across as a complete and utter fucking arsehole. Don't get me wrong. What he did was very, very impressive. And I will say some positive things about him at the fucking end. But first of all, he creates this fucking business in the fucking 60s. It's just after World War II. It's in America.

This is the fucking generation of people we hate. Everything was just there on a fucking plate. Houses cost a fucking penny. Capitalism was at its fucking, like, not its birth, but like when it's getting to the fucking good bit. And it's just ruthless in America. It's on the upswing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also the Americans are a superpower because Japan is recovering from fucking World War II

and being bombed fucking twice. China's not really growing anything. They're having all the... America's like the superpower in corporation fucking rules. Anyway, he's got a guy that works with him called Jeff Johnson, who... That's fake. No, no, that's...

Man, the 60s in America, no, that's, man the 60s in America His parents were born like in the fucking 30s My little boy, Jeff Johnson My little boy, John Johnson James Johnson, Jonah Johnson and my daughter, Jemima Johnson

There's a hundred million of those in America Yeah, yeah, yeah If you have a cooler name, you're always immediately a criminal Yeah Like Henry Kissinger, Woody Bulger There's a hundred million of those in America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you have a cooler name, you're always immediately a criminal. Yeah. Or like Henry Kissinger, Woody Bulger. Yeah, yeah, Henry Kissinger.

They're all cool. They were destined to be bastards. The rest of them are Jack Joneses. Yeah. Right, Geoffrey Johnson. So, he's not like the first person to come on board with fucking full night, but he just puts so much effort in it. It's not in the days before phones, but this guy just like, he's got like the first person to come on board with fucking Phil Knight, but he just puts so much effort in it.

Like this is, it's not in the days before phones, but this guy just like, he's got all these ideas. He keeps writing him fucking letters, doing all this stuff. And he sets up the store for him. He comes up with all these ideas for him.

And he's just like, hey man, please write me back. Here's an idea. And he's like, it's the guy contacts him too much, but it's all with stuff with the fucking business. And he just never replies.

In 25 years of working, like just never, doesn't acknowledge him. In the book, he's like, I never once showed him gratitude and say thank you, I didn't,

you know, I just knew that he was like this rabid fucking guy and you just had to give him something and give him no reward and he would just continue to work. He's saying this about his friend who he worked with

for 25 fucking years, right? And you sit there and you go, oh man, this is a different time. His dad was probably in like World War II, like his granddad definitely was. Like maybe he doesn't have a good relationship with his dad and he's never like, uh-uh, this cunt phones his dad every fucking night and talks to him, catches up for an hour they talk and he's still not telling his friend, like this cunt writes this in the book, man. Be like, this is me. Right?

Yeah. Oh, right. Well, at least he's been truthful. Fuck. That's one bit, right? And it's the most tone-deaf thing I've ever heard in my fucking life. He goes out to Taiwan to look for a new factory

to start producing these shoes. Because again, this is the 1960s in america and they're just like out it's capitalism man yeah yeah minimum input maximum games so they go to taiwan to to and they find this factory and it's like four stories high and he says to the guy this is perfect like you perfect. Like, you know, it's up to date. You know, it's fucking well staffed. There's loads of people here. You know, I want to work with your factory and I want to access to the whole thing. And the guy's like, absolutely.

We'll make this fucking deal. We'll make your shoes. But you can't have access to that room. And I asked him why. And he said, because that's where me, my wife, and my two children live. And Phil Knight, in this book then writes, and I thought to myself, God, this guy's just like me.

So obsessed with his job. Sometimes like he just lives in his office. And you're like, no! That's not what it was. He's so poor. There's nothing else. You fucking idiot. That's so good.'s nothing else You fucking idiot That's so good

This guy fucking loves shoes He's a shoe dog just like me Look man He forgets to feed his kids Yeah Because he's so obsessed He makes them eat the soles of the shoes This guy loves shoes

It's either that or be eaten by an anaconda It's like Unbelievable Guys. Loves shoes. It's either that or be eaten by an anaconda outside. Unbelievable. Here's a bit I did. So throughout the book, he's not a great father, surprisingly, just by the fact that his father was good to him, but he was just so obsessed with his work, he was barely fucking away.

Sorry, he was barely ever fucking home. And he's quite open about the fact that he wasn't there enough and that he regrets it. And I believe him. At one point, he's about to move his family. They need to go somewhere closer to the shoes. And he's like, I have to find a place for the pool

because my son loves the water. And this is a quote from the book. He says, I always remember my wife saying, at least we'll, like, he loves the water so much he's never had that, but at least we'll know he never drowns. He'll, like, he'll never drown. And at this point I'm reading the book and I'm like, God, I wonder, he's got such a bad relationship with his son.

I wonder if, like, now, after all these years, like, he's healed relationships. He's healed his relationship with his son. Maybe he's given him the company. Maybe like partly fucking owns it. So I Google Matthew Knight as his son. He drowned in 2006. It's not funny, right?

It's so funny. Well, if there's one thing I'm certain in this life, it's my son will never drown. I, it was one of those things when you, when you're laughing, I'm like, I think if I say it out loud, I'll burst into flame. Yeah. I read the rest of the fucking book.

The book was written in like 2011 So like He speaks about how his son Died and everything so I was just like Ah okay so that was foreshadowing But for three days I was like That was the funniest fucking

Well you're just Asking for it isn't it oh god even knew what he was doing what were you doing there just fucking red flag to god come get it big dog yeah

I will never get hit by lightning never one of the bits that also made him sound like a fucking bellend was he

at the at the end of the book after they go public and fucking get rich or whatever like obviously there was the the Nike sweatshop

scandals right which he you know he didn't ever sell them as fucking sweatshops his defence of the sweatshop scandal,

he was like, in all the papers and all these articles, they're just saying how disgusting the conditions were. But you should have seen how bad they were when I bought them. And it's like, oh, man, again. That's not the point. You're missing the... Yeah, missing everything. Yeah, yeah. Enjoy that. and one of the things he does

I don't know how much I don't know how true this is and I don't understand economics at all so I don't know if this is a fucking valid explanation but his justification well not justification but he was like look but afterwards we acknowledged that it was a fucking shitty thing to do and we should do better

we're a family fucking company and the buck does stop with me so i you know we endeavored for the next 25 years to make them better and according to like the eu and fucking the un or whatever like nike is one of the best around the world things according to you know i don't know if you can pay people off with that because he does regularly talk about how fucking rich he's worth as well his defence is he's like oh we tried to pay them we're just like fuck it let's give them the same wage that we would give to Americans and like the

Indonesian government or whoever was like man you cannot you cannot pay people who make shoes more than doctors because that would just what a disaster fuck up like it would just imagine that everyone with a degree Is like

Oh man I'm not doing brain surgery I'm going to go make Fucking shoes Yeah yeah I get paid The equivalent of 75 grand a year Because some rich guy

Over there feels Fucking killed So I don't know if that's I don't know if that would happen But that was his Justification Imagine you just met it up

Yeah well I mean And the Indonesian government Are you fucking kidding me Any money As we know I'm not Fuck the doctors We love the NBA I'm not smart enough

To fact check it Nor understand it How would you fact check it I don't know probably Well You'd have to ring them up You enjoy over there How much did they

Offer you 50 years ago Alright how much Did they offer you a grant Alright Jesus How much did he offer you 50 years ago Alright how much did he offer you gran Alright Jesus how much did he offer you great gran Fucking hell I realise now this is my thing you're a mid fact check And you mentioned like a Yakuza thing I was obsessed with Japan when I was like 12 years old So much so that I wrote to their embassy

I was like I wrote to the Japanese embassy And I was like Give me as much info as you can. And they sent me a lot of info. Hold on, right. So you sent fan mail to Japan? Yeah.

Like what you're doing over there, boy? What in particular did you like? I was like, paper walls, that's mad. Cherry blossoms Everywhere Origami How's that What's that all about What's that all about

Yeah Never mind Any sort of martial arts I was only the I was like This is This sounds I still really want to go to Japan

Oh it's great I mean like It's really good Not sure about the Love of karaoke But everything else There's no homeless people It's really It's really good Not sure about the Love of karaoke But everything else There's no homeless people It's really

It's really distressing They probably I don't mean like I don't mean like one or two There's none There's not a homeless person There's not one So they've done it right

No or What are they doing with them Okay Like a Netflix We've seen enough Netflix There's a battle going on Under the city Yeah

And everybody upstairs Is watching Yeah yeah yeah It's a battle going on under the city and everybody upstairs is watching yeah yeah yeah it's a private channel that they've got there alright I'll fuck it just literally yeah

yeah Japan is fucking awesome and they do like you know weirds is I would say I would guess

in offensive terms very very different but they do it the Japanese do different so fucking different Like their McDonald's menu Will fuck you up

Like it's It's called Because it's not They're just like Do you want green tea Milkshake And you're like No man

That's not what anyone Fucking wants Like you want Oyster covered chips You're like Just a Big Mac What are you doing Yeah yeah

Oyster chips No The food is amazing Apparently Best pizza In the world Comes Is made in Japan I believe that oyster chips no no the food is amazing apparently best pizza in the world comes is made in Japan

I believe that because like whenever whenever Japanese people decide to do something they're like right my kids are gonna do this

my grandkids are gonna do this I'm gonna and I'm gonna live to be a hundred fucking years old because of course I'm Japanese I'm gonna dedicate nothing else fucking matters

I'm never going to say I love you to my son until he makes me a slice of pizza that makes a fucking teardrop and only then will I say I love you and then kill myself and pass the legacy and that's happened for like ever since they met

the fucking Italians but in fairness the worst pizza I ever had was in Naples it was fucking garbage. Was that Domino's? No. This isn't anything different than ours. Well, yeah, you've came to a fucking pizza hut.

It's the same shit. It was crap. And then I got another one in Rome and it was just fine. And I went, I'm out. I'm out. I've done the wrong thing. Now, Naples is a shithole as well. Sorry to the...

Let's add that down to the fucking thing. That doesn't surprise me. A lot of wild dogs. Like, I was in Dubrovnik. They had a lot of wild cats. That was pretty nice. Wild dogs is... What do you mean, pretty nice?

Because they're community cats, is what they call them. And, like, everyone leaves food out at night. So when they close up the doors, they leave out bowls of food. So the cats are having a great time. I know you don't believe it. You believe they're magic. I wouldn't be lifting them up and going I very much

think the Croatian government have your dog has gone to live on a farm. Do you? They've just told you this and then we all give them little cat treats at night. I saw the cat treats. Nobody told me about the cat treats. I saw the cat all right and you said he said that the group to cara being like like we were asking about his holiday and he's like cara there's so many homeless cats here you'd love it and she's like have you met me are great they're having a great time they're running around

the sun they stay at the cathedral because it's got shade during the day they can't be arsed with people then they come out at the evenings you know's got shade during the day and they can't be arsed with people and then they come out in the evenings you know come up to you and then people feed them all the time

motherfuckers are well looked after they run businesses are you thinking of the movie The Aristocrats they have everything they have everything

a house cat has except a fucking house what do they need houses for because that's what makes them house cats it's in the fucking name I didn't say they were

house cats they're street cats they're community cats didn't you hear what I said community cats they've got many families I mean one of them

was missing an eye it was and one of them I felt like was following us because every time I go out in a restaurant like days later he would pop up just staring at of them I felt like was following us Because every time I got in a restaurant Like days later he would pop up staring at you And I was like is this my black dog It's a ginger cat

I'll tell you how I know they were well fed Eugene chucked a sausage at them What do you mean at Please tell me you mean to Yeah well yeah to He was like you fucking rat Uncooked mean at? Please tell me you mean to. Yeah, well, yeah, to. You fucking rat. Uncooked. He had a bit of my... I was eating a

carbonara. I remember he had a bit of... In Dubrovnik. Yeah. What's wrong with that? Is there something wrong with that? You said basic bitch. I did do the local cuisine the day before. And what was the local cuisine? I don't know what it was called. It was like a big... It's just fucking slabs of meat in it it it was like a big pit of bread full of like sausages but kind of like smoked sausage you know it was actually nice but it's not all you got

and some little kind of red pesto sauce thing that was nice they they they love honk they just they just like ground beef Beef Or ground fucking any meat Just on some sort of Fucking stick And coat There's a fucking flavour The cat was picky Can I have a fork

Fucking fork With bread It's very Cat was picky That's all I'm saying It's eaten It's eaten well It just went

Actually no I'm alright with The smoked sausage Yeah I just ate another cat's Fucking eyeball I'm full Yeah I couldn't We there. Yeah, I just ate another cat's fucking eyeball. I'm full.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't. We're all fighting for our fucking lives out here. I was getting revenge because I ate all of my fucking kittens. Eyes bigger than the ones in my belly. Fuck you. Do you... I want to just ask you how you slept What last night?

Yeah Oh fucking not well I know you're going to this You fucking rat cheating bastard You're a dirty rat and cheater as usual Not a fucking cheater Any type of fucking game Oh well done Daniel

You're better at non-iced curling Fucking whooped as you Yeah And well we can start off with I'm also better at non-iced curling Fucking whooped it Yeah and We can start off with I'm also better at Shuffleboard I'll give you shuffleboard I was unbelievable

You did well at shuffleboard But it also came at a price Because you were doing weird stances What he means if you're not watching He means trying I was aiming I was being like oh that's what that is I know the camber of the fucking

Table I know the Camber Is the camber Is it You were doing You were showing off I was showing off I'm going to bring this up with Gareth later on But there were some vicious rumours going around You were doing, you were showing off Oh I was showing off But I will, well I mean

I'm going to bring this up with Gareth later on But there were some vicious rumours going around last night That I was smug Smug? Smug I think everybody On earth Is going to agree with that Camber is

The angle between vertical axis Of a wheel and vertical axis Of a vehicle but it still kind of works No well no It's not Before you do Gareth's one You aren't smug But you present yourself as smug

Yeah yeah yeah I'm a very insecure person So that's what it is So people are like he is Well I do I'm like, yeah, I've been trying to do it. Well, I do, man. I'm a bad loser, but I'm a much fucking worse winner.

You can't count it in a game. That's just what we do. Well, I mean, the first game was me and Gareth. Sorry, me and Gareth versus Gareth and Laura. And you were toxic during that game in which you were not playing Yeah

That's what the audience does And everything You were good at Wimbledon What a poor example You fucking dickhead Screaming through Sorry I just Cracked your head

Because you loved Japan Oh yeah What was that boys Like an egg I didn't do it No You heard what you wanted to hear I had a little bit of thing in my teeth

Did you Don't edit anything in there Have I been deep faked? Oh my god I've been deep faked Great Big cranny chop deep fake Oh fuck

Sorry Before we Before we go into the The well Further bragging, tell me about your fucking, sorry, your fan mail to Japan. I forgot why we were talking about that. You sent them through, hey, I love you, thank you, fucking class.

What did they send you back? Oh, like, I would say close to 15 different books. Some about politics, some about the topography. They covered it all. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you know, culture. They covered it all. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. You know, culture. And these books were in English?

Yeah, yeah. Right, good, okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that would be huge. Yeah, yeah. Don't like you that much yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Learn the fucking language.

Jesus, these cats are racist. They must have been delighted. They must have went, wow, this is adorable. Look at this little idiot We'll send them everything My parents worked in the post office When they got the stuff they were like What the fuck have you done

Because usually Because you know People have done it to me And I've done it to friends You know like you sign them up for a missionary in the Philippines or whatever And I've done that I'm sorry you've done what I've done it with friends. You know, like you sign them up for like a missionary in the Philippines or whatever. And I have done that with friends. I'm sorry, you've done what? I've signed friends up as volunteers, as missionaries in the Philippines.

So then the nuns write to them and then they'd have to break their hearts and message back on where I'm not actually coming. Anyway, haven't you got shoes to make? Again You're a vile man It's only you You bring it out You said this to me You bring this out I'm fine in every other place

Not really But you're way worse here. Are there any other countries you would write fan mail to? Let me think. I'm pretty sure it was just Japan. I'm trying to think, yeah. I wouldn't write fan mail anymore. I think what I did was, if they

were like, this guy's over 12 years old. I bet they would just fucking throw it because they're like're like man the Irish only ever go to America I don't know if you know this but we fucking yeah all that might be it so if we can steal one of their boys they saw me as a breach yeah yeah I mean I think the Japanese word for Irish person translates as to uh the seedlings of America. Hi, the 75 fucking million of them said that they're Irish-American. Yeah, man, that's why. Well, man, it's every single, I've said it a thousand

fucking times, this is one of my things I say fucking regularly, but every time an American goes, oh my god, you're Scottish, you're Irish, my ancestors are Scottish and Irish, you're like, yeah, motherfucker, you're white. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I don't know if you know the fucking history of this place Yeah yeah

Yeah if we all do this the swab Yeah you're all European And your country is Seven years old So of course you still have ties to it I won't do the swab No Because that's how they'll get me on them crimes

No no Because I have a terrifying fear They'll come out like 98% British Oh yeah I don't know British isn't I don't even think it would be European We just call it No no they give you countries sometimes

They were like oh you're 6% Norway Oh god See I don't It's one of my It's one of my The conspiracy theories That I fucking believe in Like I'm just like

It's just a way for the government To collect your DNA Even though I'm pretty sure The government Probably already have my DNA Yeah I don't think Ancestry.ie You're sending them

Like here you go CIA But see when people are like They're just doing that To fucking get I'm like You know what It makes sense I get it

What would they even use it for though That old man clones You know Fucking They've done fuck all since Dolly Am I meant to believe to fucking get I'm like you know what it makes sense I get it what would they even use it for though don't know man clones you know fucking they've done fuck all since Dolly am I meant to believe

nothing's happened over there nonsense they're doing it in a different lab are you an organ donor why would they clone you what

why would they clone you please have you seen the rest of the fucking world look I'm not saying you're going to be I'm not going to be people's first choice

but I'm like after you get through a few I'd be like the top ten choice in North Korea I tell you that I don't know if we have any North Korean Listeners or viewers But I do have to acknowledge that Maybe I judge your country a bit too quick

Based on Western media, fair enough I would love to clone you And make you terrible at comedy But make you a comedian And won't tell anyone that you died wait wait wait when did that happen I'll kill you at some stage

and I'll replace you with exactly you but terrible whose sense of humour oh god let's go it's a patreon I'm trying to think of one something like a mix of Johnny Awesome It's a Patreon, I'll tell you what. I'm trying to think of one. I was going to say.

Something like a mix of Johnny Awesome. Oh, God. Okay, yeah. And with a little bit of something no-fielding like. Because that's what noise is. No-fielding, how about that? We'll go straight for the source. God, I don't think Nelson would ever talk to me again.

But everybody's just like, and I just want to see it happening, and especially in the group, and everybody's just like, jeez, do you see Daniel's new stuff? How many years until he's stopped doing comedy and he's just doing like a netting show on BBC Two? Guys that are not knowing what's going on in the podcast. How do you have a ever followed anything recently? How many vaccinations did you get?

Daniel I need you to look me in the eye Because you need 20 more To start out what you've had Too little or too many? Now are you an organ donor Is what I was going to say Absolutely yes I'd say I say

They can get the fuck Pick my organs Why I have a genuine fear Oh fucking Here we go I probably will go down The organ donor route

Actually not at the moment I can't tell Okay well first of all I can tell you Nobody wants your fucking lungs Yeah yeah Or my liver No No Or my skin I'm actually not at the moment I can't tell you First of all I can tell you Nobody wants your fucking lungs Yeah yeah Or my liver No

No Or my skin I'm not You know Don't really do skin Yeah they do You can't donate your skin can you Yeah

Can you not I don't know if you can donate this Until they cure alopecia right Alopecia is when your hair falls out Oh fuck With your skin Vitiligo Motherfucker

Vitiligo Vitiligo is the The guy from Lord of the Rings You need your skin Vitiligo Motherfucker Vitiligo Vitiligo's the The guy from Lord of the Rings You need to cure Vitiligo Yeah and also You cure The whole joke was But it was

What happens Frankenstein-esque I don't think you can Donate your skin No They replenish don't they Every Man

I'm gonna be honest I would accept a fucking See if I fucking fell off a motorbike And half my face got scraped off And they were like Right we, we're going to take off Your arse or You know, hard tits NHS website

You want tits getting on your face? Yeah, always NHS website, when you add your name to the organ donor register You can choose to donate your tissues To help repair and rebuild bodies and lives Of severely injured people Like Santa Gazzola got his A bit of his arm put on his ankle, but it had a tattoo on it, so it's missing there.

And then his ankle has got the little part of the tattoo around his fucking thing. Because I think... I just have a fear that they're going to figure out, you'll die, give away your organs, and then they're like, oh, we can bring people back alive. And then I'll be like, but we can't, because he's given away, I can't't do him you still need the organs and i'll be like i'd need to have like a

clause where i can go get them back all right so like if if the cure for whatever disease you tied off like 13 years later they just like there's this young well not even a young girl she's like graduating like head of her head of her fucking class it's a long degree some of the natural physicists astrophysics even like she'll do very important things yeah i don't i don't care like i'm there's just a doctor a alcoholic drug addict comedian shock comic yeah uh who probably only has five years to live anyway this is gonna be his biggest shock oh yeah no i've always been i i i i think the nhs NHS I think Britain's done the thing now where it's you have to opt out And I think that absolutely

Should be the way and I also think Like let's say that And then never Enforce it Oh this person didn't want to donate their eyes Because they believe in God Oh no Here you go who gives a shit they're dead

doesn't matter you can keep the brain I didn't opt out you do you have to opt out I am actually for it alright but I do have that

terrifying fear I I wouldn't have the fear because I shouldn't have the fear because I'd be dead I don't know if I could here's you know

like and this happens when somebody gets a fucking heart transplant or whatever, right? And you see the videos and like the heart goes into someone else. And then you see the videos and it's like the dad of the daughter whose heart's now in the thing, like wants to hear the heartbeat of his dead child in the body of another person. I don't think that would be for me. That's a bit weird.

Yeah. I get it. Like when I watch those videos, I cry, but then again, I cry at most things. But like, I don't know that would be for me That's a bit weird yeah I get it like when I watch those videos I cry But then again I cry at most things But like I don't know if I could Yeah That would freak me out I'd be like oh I'm glad we know how to do this

Yeah yeah yeah It's just a bit Do you think you would keep some traits Unless Cara's titskin was put onto someone else's face In which case Just in the nipple You got a stray I would request to come round and sniff his face

At least once a week He's like man I wash it so It doesn't matter man When I'm married to her I fucking married that woman Those tits became mine That was in the contract I didn't read it

But you know I You know The bible It's in the bible This is foolproof Look at that episode of Black Mirror This is all foolproof

I can't believe She sang this Did you Do you think That some traits Of these organs Would live on Like pull it I guess

Right say if I Say if I got a transplant, a heart transplant, and it was a Protestant. Right. Do you think I'd freak out one day and petrol bomb myself? Like,

so, okay. If, like, if you lost your hands in a cheese making accident. Well, I know someone lost his hands in In a cheese making accident Well I know someone lost his hands in a car door thing Eugene's friend

You know a car door thing Yeah not a car door accident Car door factory making They all had to pull their hands out And he didn't get his out Whoa man Fucking Slicio

Like John Breslin his name was Came out with a little stomp Well so We thought it was class And he knew it too Because he used to rattle them Against the window Like little kids

And we were like Yeah John Fucking What's the suicide rate In the area you're from It's not good It's not good It's not good

It's mostly car crashes that take us. Or car door factory fucking thing. Oh, the car door factory. Just our city and cars. We never should have been gifted. We should have stuck with horses and hooves and wheels. We clearly don't get cars. Either in the making or the driving process.

Blowing them up. You've just got no idea what they're for. That's right. You were looking at the fucking OMA bomb the last day. Oh, yeah. blowing them up you've just got no idea what they're for I swear you were looking at the fucking Omar bomb the last day oh yeah I can't remember

you were like I didn't know it was this bad oh yeah I really didn't I really didn't realise how bad the Omar bomb was like because I

I'd done zero research on it I can't remember what the context was but I was just you'd said something and I oh that was it it was something to do with like things that didn't happen right so I was just you'd said something and I oh that was it was something to do

with like things that didn't happen right so I was just like so I did my standard things so obviously 9-11 didn't happen the moon landing didn't happen

the holocaust we're doing all that sort of stuff and I'm like oh I need to all of these are old and hard I'm like

what's that place really close to where Colin grew up where I know there was a big bomb and I just said in the picture of it I'd never seen the photo yeah it's just the guy with the daughter yeah yeah I was like I hope this is a famous photo and it turns out it is guy with his daughter and children

in front of a car and I'm just like oh okay like some fucking Irish bomb probably got like fucking three people and injured seven oh man. Was it fucking 68 or something? No. Actually, it was not 28. It injured like 300, but the number always keeps escaping me because of the one woman's pregnant and there is a whole argument in Ireland,

like we'll count that as a full person. It's a half. I think it's none. Just say I'm a pregnant woman. Let me guess. The Catholics were saying It was a full person And the prods were like It's half a person

Yeah And the Catholics were like It's half a person If it's fucking Protestant I'll tell you that 29 I've got the numbers Yeah

29 people killed And 220 injured Man Fucking Yeah It was a good homemade one Yeah man Look

You can't fault his craftsmanship Yeah yeah So yeah Like I put that in expecting it to just be like a really and everyone laughed I'm like

oh I'll probably do some research on this and they went ooh ooh the comedy club was always like just don't make a joke

about it I know you think you can but you don't and then stayed tried it oh well man

you got the back near the end if it's like 320 people all in all injured and fucking killed in a town like that literally everyone

yeah yeah yeah minimum 30 each like that's how fucking small this place is it's like you're not like oh maybe a friend

of a friend you're like 30 people they saw every day oh yeah had their lives taken I told you about Eugene's bomb not his actual bomb

but he was even caught in a couple of bombs and he blew up I beg your pardon Eugene was caught in a couple of bombs oh caught in a couple

of bombs I thought you said with no no no he got caught in bomb explosions right I don't think

you've told us this oh he's from Strabane like it's the most it's like yeah but when you say in the like was he thrown

through the air? Oh, yeah, like a couple of times. Yeah, yeah. What? So there's a shop called Linton and Robinson's in Stravann, right? And it's like the most bombed shop of all time. They keep rebuilding it. And it only sells lamps.

It's not even that... Man, they keep rebuilding fucking barnacles. Eugene has a thing. He says it's not a miracle. He doesn't know how it happened, right? He said that he was walking across the road you know going into linton robinson's and it explodes in front of him and he flies back across the road right and when he gets up he's basically unmarked kind of a couple of

scratches just luckily uh but his jeans got blown off man this so he says i can't tell how he goes i don't know how you could shred it in a way that my jeans fell off oh he goes I can't tell how He goes I don't know how you could shred it In a way that my jeans fell off He goes He can't explain it I can How could you I can

He's the Hulk Right So Just as the bomb goes off Because the Hulk never lets him die Fucking the Hulk's out What happens when the fucking Hulk Yeah

The Hulk's out Loses his jeans Yeah yeah Lands Loses memory for a bit Back down to Bruce Banner mode Yeah okay Yeah that would

That would make sense I mean What a terrible man To be the Hulk Okay Just using it to Beat dolphins to death You'd be a worse

Spider-Man Because you'd be like Oh there's danger over there I'm not going there then So wait When you say The pants Off As jeans were completely off This again Just sounds like your dad Went out and had a danger over there I'm not going there then so wait when you say the pants off

as jeans were completely off this again just sounds like your dad went out and had a fucking wee affair and you came back

with no trousers yeah yeah your mum's like what have you been up to he's like there was a bomb what an accent that is

that's your accent that is not oh darling I didn't cheat on you there was a bloody bomb In the fucking post office Oh It took off me

Oh it took off me jeans I put lipstick on me neck Ah those fucking Brats You know You want your dance No no no This is Catholic

I'm Catholic I'm supposed to How was it? Well aye That was the whole mess We're not going to get's the real that was the area it was a whole mess we're not going to get into it so that was bomb one oh it's been loads

I don't know I mean it's been loads I mean it's happened the Strabane blew up all the time in the 70s but like most of them were empty

so you was probably walking into an empty shop and they just didn't tell them there was a bit to blow up oh and then they just yeah because they they get everyone out they usually don't kill people

don't know what that's they're like right we're going to blow we'll cause havoc but we're not trying not to kill that's what you know the famous we call the head 30 minutes you wouldn't bring the twin towers like hey we're coming in on a plane you know that we did but thank god it was them days because you'd answer phone calls send an insta dm nobody we'll get back to you in three five working days it's going in 40 minutes the amount of introverts now like thank god they're not doing it

in like fucking LA like there's no it's just in LA phoning a shop my head being like I'm gonna phone them up and tell them Bob's going off in 30 minutes

and just like in this little boutique just girls they're everything's going who phones like just text who phones like just text who phones

I just oh god I don't it'll be fine oh thank god they hung up 29 dead because they

didn't have who phones ah it's 2023 who does this oh my god it's an unknown number. Oh my God, it's probably a crying caller. Just leave it. Let it go to voicemail.

I don't want to listen to it. I'll listen to it later. I wonder how many did. I was in a couple of bomb scares. Like I might do. Were you? I was proper fucking annoying. They were really annoying.

This is what your mum said when she was talking about all the bombs that her sister, she was like, all the bombs at her and her sister. She was like, it's just a real inconvenience. I'm like, yeah, man, I'll fucking bet. Oh, that's right, she was. Yeah, yeah.

We were going to, I remember the one, we were going to, this is now the fuck out of me. I'm going to football training and there's a bus across the middle of the road. So now our bus just pulls up

in front of it. We're all like, oh God, we already know what this is going to be. We're all like 12, but we all know. And then like a policeman comes on and he goes, okay, there's a bomb in this bus,

but we don't know if it's timed or anything, so it could go off at any second. And I was like, don't explain this to the children. Explain this just to the teachers, maybe. Correct? We all kind of... He's got a megaphone. You know what to do.

There's a bomb somewhere on this bus Now It might be weight activated So nobody move Or shit your pants Don't phone your mothers Because mobile phones don't exist yet Pest though

That could take out the fuse Feel free To wet your brakes Now We'll let the boys off first I couldn't take out the fuse. Yeah. Feel free to wet your brakes. Now, we'll let the boys off first and we all know why. Payback for the Titanic.

We let you have one ladies. You had the Titanic. This is our time. Man, that would be the greatest injustice in the world if there was like reparations the Titanic this is our time man that would be the greatest injustice

in the world if there was like reparations reparations for all the men yeah yeah even though I don't know if you know this

but we've been pretty shit to women since and before but I think it would be very very funny to just be like

imagine you're running down the stairs to the Twin Towers and there's a woman behind you let me pass just be like Aye Like Imagine you're running Down the stairs Of the Twin Towers And there's a woman behind you Let me pass You're like Bitch no way Fuck it

You had That was you You got We gave you all I can still see your face On that raft Yeah Not Tom

I'll tell you what I'll give you a lift down Whee I saw like No no What was the Finishing point in that The bombs that you've been in

no no just because like they were like oh no you can't leave in case they're watching and they're waiting for you to run and then they blow it up

so you just have to sit there that would be weird why would they be I don't know like what who do they like if they like it's

what's the fucking musical statues like now he also like because the bus has stopped we think he also like because the bus has stopped we think

he's like a velociraptor so if not his move he's not gonna waste the bomb so just stay still

and maybe he'll drink himself to sleep this could take anywhere between 25 minutes and 4 days first of all

that accent is the spot on it's not only not spot on oh And four dice First of all That accent Is not only not spot on It's also the other side Of Ireland There's no way a guy with that accent would be up here Telling us about bombs Maybe I don't know I feel like there's

Romeo and Juliet type situation I told you about Eugene's Romeo and Juliet The one with the Protestant girl. No. I think I did years ago. Is this just your way of telling me that your dad poisoned a woman? Yeah.

With his Catholic sperm. Eugene had a Protestant girlfriend in the 70s for like a week. Jesus. That was worse than being gay back then. That was... He was like, you think it's Romeo and Juliet,

Montague Caplets Caplets Isn't that what the families were Oh fucking no idea man When do you think I've read Shakespeare Montagues and Caplets Maybe at school

English any Aye Oh I know Aye You've heard it at school Oh aye Whoops Yeah

Kick the bucket Nobody knew Aye fuck off Nobody knew you kicked the bin there So he just says You're like yeah we were at school oh they didn't hear you he got the names right Romeo Montag and Juliet Capulet

it's Montague like Montague Street what was your point oh yeah so basically he was walking home one day and the UVF pulled up in a van and bundled him in and kicked the shit out of him And they're like

Get away from the protestant She's ours and all this She's our protestant girl The catholic scumbag Went to Whatever Went to hospital For a couple of days

And then when he got out of hospital He had a broken heart Yeah yeah He was walking home And then another white van Pulled up and was there And started batting him And then while they were

Batting him They were like You're already There's a hospital tag And you're already bruised And he was like Yeah they got there first and then they stopped beating them and went how the fucking dare they beat our man before we do because the whole childish

how dare they kick the shit out of our he can they can't punish our people that it's not a right to fucking you do in the back of the van who's second kicking the week going oh can i just go uh well one and a half Kicking I was like Did you see her again She goes Don't know fuck I was like alright There is no nice end to this

Don't know fuck We would have been shot If I know anything About fucking Protestants She made the phone call Yeah Imagine I got another cunt

Soppies We got another one I got mine cunt. Soppies. We got another one. I got mine. Give them this. Orange lady of Strapan. Big fella. Her name's Sasha. So.

After the sash. Don't worry about it. Just got to continue on. Can we cut that? I remember you shouting that before. Can we cut that? I remember you shouting that before. Can we cut that? You can cut all that. What was the bit we kept doing

that made me laugh so very much was, oh, whenever you just fucking really badly insult someone or someone really badly insults you, you just go, Mum? Mum? Can you come get me? just fucking really badly insult someone or someone really badly insults you you just go mum mum can you come get me

it's me again same place same place can you put me up on a mcdonalds on the way so a baldy I'm not feeling real So Abaldi Has been indicted Oh yeah yeah

R.I.P Well I mean we'll see but very Very funny for Andrew Tate to Publicly for 10 years talk about the only reason He is in Romania is because of how easy it is to bribe people and they don't care about sex trafficking which if you know anything about Romania in the past

10 years like they're trying to curb they don't like that being their reputation at all like you know they're a very young country you got a member who takes an extra while to kick out fucking corruption and what not so what better a fucking example than Andrew

oh over the fucking moon over the fucking moon so what better a fucking example than Andrew oh man that might be oh over the fucking moon so fun over the fucking moon there's a brilliant behind the bastards

do a four part on him and then a fucking update it's not good when there's a four parter it's not good when you know you're a bastard when they have to do

oh it's not that it's just like Robert Evans Robert Evans is such good journalist it's just so very in depth and he tries to not well I mean to say it's not that. It's just like Robert Evans. Robert Evans is such a good journalist. It's just so very in-depth, and he tries to not, well, I mean, to say he's not trying to be biased is fucking. Yeah, it's called behind the bastards.

He's behind the bastards. But, man, he does his fucking research, and he will not, you know, if something's rumoured, he won't say it unless it's, you know, he can corroborate. Yeah, yeah. I think he's a very professional journalist, and he would absolutely not consider himself

to be left-wing he would consider himself to be a libertarian anyway four parts on it is fucking excellent the update on it

is excellent because obviously the reason I just hate it is the way he is is because his dad was an alcoholic violently abusive man who was also a narcissist

who tortured him in ways that made him and just it's all damage it and just it's all damage it's all oh yeah it's all damage and autism that as i've said from the fucking start it's just damage and autism that's why he is the way he is he's just a big fucking con artist he's very smart he's good at being a con artist but he's not good at shutting his fucking mouth apparently like it's a fucking bit where you know he's always bragged about having like 29 passports

and all this fucking money everywhere right so they're like oh man he's a flight risk so we're not gonna fucking let him out of prison at all because that would be a stupid thing to do while he was in prison uh there was like i think his lawyers had said that it was a there was like a shadow or a scar on his lung and you know it might be be cancer and so they'd have to let him out of prison so he could get the fucking cancer treatment and all the Tate fans are losing their minds. Being like, they're going to keep him in there. This is fucking murder. The reason they kept him in there, right, was because

even if this was an escape plan for Andrew Tate, because he's such a fucking narcissist. He's like, my lungs are perfect. Like, I have the lung capacity of an Olympic swimmer. Like, I've got the body of an Olympian any scar on my lung is a scar from an old battle that I've already been in

it's like man you can't even fucking lie to get out of prison so pathetic it's a very it's a very good in depth into him and it talks about he's the most influential fucking person in the world amongst boys between the age of fucking 12 to 21, believe me.

He's a legitimate fucking danger. And this is a very funny thing to be happening to a pastor. Hopefully, it goes ahead. This is only one of the indictments. There could certainly be more, because he's obviously done heaps of other crimes. This isn't even touching on the money laundering side of things. This is just raping.

Sex trafficking. Sex trafficking, which is one of the many crimes that he's done and bragged about very openly for years like a fucking idiot. Did you see his dad tweets? Since he came out of prison, he keeps tweeting long threads about

things his dad's done. And he keeps going like, what learnt me about honour is you know when my dad used to like Put me in a potato sack and chuck me in the river and you're like Yeah, just just yeah, it taught me to be hard. I'm like, oh jesus christ And everybody's just sitting there going like oh just a damn Like they don't like they don't make men like that anymore good Like i'm pretty sure

Yeah, i'm pretty sure that's why we went to war a bunch of times, to kill people like that. I think that was the whole point, actually. He's got great ones. I think we widely agreed that those people were really fucked. Oh, they don't make real men anymore. Those ones that used to punch their woman. Oh, God, Jesus.

Bring them back. He did that. I think he's one of those ones as well, where his dad just got up in the middle of the night and was like, fuck this, and walked out. Never came back. Didn't even take the car just kept walking cheated on his mum, no his mum left

so again this is why Andrew Tate hates women because even though his dad was out cheating regularly and he was violent and he was abusive and he was an alcoholic and he was a narcissist and he was poor his dad was a failure he was very good at chess but he was kicked out because he was an alcoholic and horrible to fucking everyone

he got kicked out of the army because he was fucking useless and couldn't admit that he was a narcissist, so he didn't get any fucking severance check. But, you know, because he fucking beat Andrew, Andrew Thomas, this fucking godlike figure, because he had all these insecurities, and eventually his dad would give him a little bit of praise. Dad would cheat on his fucking mum. Mum took him away. But Andrew can't blame it on his mum, so that's why he blames it on all fucking women Like it's

It's fucking It's always happened during childhood It's always fucking childhood drama It's just damaged people Worshipping damaged people Yeah yeah And this is why mental health Is really important

Imagine being Andrew Tate's therapist Oh god I'd I'd fill my lies and hope he kills himself. Do you think you could talk him into it? Turn in your degrees. Man, if you, the worst thing you could do would be to talk Andrew Tate into killing himself

because he's put a video being like, I would never kill myself. And then all of his fans would be like, it's the Illuminati It's the Matrix He was right It's John McAfee all over again Wasn't it John McAfee?

Was he the CIA No he was the guy that did the The antivirus McAfee virus I can't remember what it was about But he also said that I'll never kill myself And then he died in prison

He got murdered or something He killed himself in prison But he said I would never do that I would do that anyway I think I'd do that if I was going to kill myself That brings someone random Oh no that's that fucking Norm Macdonald bit Oh yeah

Yeah yeah yeah Suicide note Somebody for 25 years ago just playing with on them Do you remember Norm Comes down there once Kills himself because of you That's so funny I can't remember what I was going to say

Oh well I mean we can Tate and McAfee That's a way to Tate McAfee link up I don't know how that works Oh Suicide by Epstein That's gone Would you like to go to Epstein Island There's some

Back in the day Not back in the day Back in the good old days Why the day Not back in the day Back in the good old days Why would you go now It's closed I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure

They took the girls away Guys Like I They'll be in some warehouse In some FBI store There's no way It wasn't the joke as well It was the Virgin Islands

He chose to start this That's a Finn Taylor joke. Finn Taylor joke? So we've had Norm Anfield in the last two things I've said. Yeah, Finn Taylor's got a really good bit, which is how fucking devastated the police were when they found out that... Sorry, the FBI were when they found out

it was on the Virgin Islands. They're like, oh, are you fucking right there? What airline did he use to get there? You're fucking kidding me! That's great. Such a good gag. Did you see the videos of people trying to get on the island and the security chasing them off?

I've seen the video of the guys that got to the island. There's guys that successfully got there. But it's like it's all, Like a lot of it's Underground and stuff And you know It's locked Where was it again? Virgin Islands Where is it again?

But where's Virgin Islands? Are they near? Is it not Because the Nazca bar Not used the islands No that was the fire I'm thinking the fire festival You are thinking fire festival

You fucking idiot Hi Hi What can I do? It was an island Yeah yeah yeah You're from an island I'm was an island Yeah yeah yeah You're from an island I'm from an island

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I thought it was like Directly fucking down So you didn't do Shakespeare or geography? That's a 2D map though It's different Oh okay well that's Fucking stupid And why is it upside down? Yeah

So you've got a new podcast out Yeah yeah With old Bacon Fist himself Bacon Fist yeah Bad and wild dogs Yeah And just a couple on the way home just for good measure Fuck's sake

Just every dog After Nelson coming back from Kai Stagak fighting off all the wild dogs he's got the same racism to dogs that like

men who fought the Japanese on Iwo Jima fucking just coming back like 20 years later being like I'll never

fucking forgive those fucking he was like there were dogs just walking down the street punching fucking chihuahuas being like I fucking saw

the thing about... I thought, you know, the Japanese soldiers fighting in the... Thought the war was over, whatever, stuck on an island fighting. I thought it was like for a couple of weeks. Oh, no, man. It was like 1972. God, I shat at laughing. That is the funniest.

They had to get the old commander out. His old guy, this like 79 year old thing. The only way he'd believe it if his commander came out. Thank God he didn't die. He wouldn't have got off that island. He was like, no, I will continue fighting. So they fly in the older commander and go like, stand down.

It's over 30 years. And he was like, okay. They wouldn't listen to any of the others. He thought they were all plants. When the other soldiers came, they go, it's over. After that many years. There was two of them and then one died leave him the island right at one leave him the island because at one point he's gonna find one of the landmines so like that's when you know the island's safe just keep one guy just overlooking the island that's his job maybe two guys they take it in shifts does he know one day 35 years down the line they're like

man maybe he starved to death maybe he starved to death and maybe like he just starved maybe or maybe like he killed himself he wouldn't have heard that bang you know I don't know

if this job is my passion anymore I realise I've just been looking at an island for 35 years and then like hey on my 35 year anniversary

it's unbelievable Did you guys That's him Aww Can I have his leg It's on in Ireland You don't need to clean up You don't need to really

So your podcast Is it as racist as this one No No it's about movies Not yet though Yeah well Nelson's on it. Yeah, yeah. You're one episode in.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. I feel like we did. We need to do something slightly. The next episode's out tomorrow. Well, I don't know when this is posted, but it's out every Wednesday, essentially. And it's movies.

And it's called Absolute Cuts. Yeah. Yeah, it's called Blokbusters. Yeah. That wasn't my suggestion I was the one That just came You were like

We need to come up With the name of our podcast And I was just Constantly being like Baldy and Toothy Suck each other off To death I mean it's

Two depressed losers Try not to kill themselves Two depressed losers That'd be a great one TDL TDL TDL fans So it's out every Wednesday You know what I mean

Still do the NFL one too But it's off season So Don't join now Yeah I think you're just hearing Colin's opinions at this point Yeah

Yeah Alright and I'll talk to you Fucking I mean I'm going to do another podcast now So I'll see you In a different shirt I'll pod out I'll be there you Fucking I mean I'm going to do another podcast now So I'll see you In a different shirt I'll pod out I'll be there

The fuck did you just say I got a text message from the NHS And I'm like this could be good